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Scott Tenorman and his two buddies
Radiohead (Johnny and Colin Greenwood, Ed O'Brien, Thom Yorke, and Phil Selway)
Bijou theater clerk
Man in Fort Collins
Teen in Fort Collins
Jimbo and Ned
Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman
Kurt Loder
Mr. Denkins
[Morning in South Park. Cartman is riding his Big Wheels down the road, singing to himself. He soon reaches the bus stop. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny are standing there] | ||
Cartman: |
Doodoo doot doo, dadadadada daa, ya da dadaa Doodoo doot doo, dadada daa, heydy heydy heydy, how's it goin', guys? | |
Kyle: | What the hell are you so happy about, fatass?! [Cartman gets off his bike] | |
Cartman: | [coolly] Oh, nothing. No big deal, really. | |
Stan: | What's no big deal? | |
Cartman: | Well, guys, it seems that I am the first one of us to reach manhood after all. | |
Kyle: | ...What the hell are you talking about?! | |
Cartman: | Well, becuase, unlike you guys, I just got my first pubes! Ayada da daa, yadadadadee! [dances] | |
Kenny: | (You got pubes??) | |
Kyle: | What's "pubes"? | |
Stan: | Pubic hair. He's saying he got his first pubic hair. | |
Kyle: | Oh. [to Cartman] No you didn't! | |
Cartman: | Oh yes I did! I'm becoming a man! | |
Stan: | He's lying. [turns and walks away. Kenny follows, then Kyle] | |
Cartman: | You wanna see 'em? | |
Kyle: | [turns to look at them] Hell no! [Stan and Kenny turn to look] | |
Cartman: | [reaches into his pants] Here, check 'em out. | |
Stan: | [looks away and hides his eyes] We don't wanna see them, Cartman! [Kyle turns around, Kenny shuts his hood tight] | |
Cartman: | There, see?! How do you like [them] apples! [is his right hand is a clump of pubic hair. The other boys look, with Kyle ready to cover his eyes again] HA! | |
Kyle: | [approaches] Uh what are those? [Stan and Kenny follow] | |
Cartman: | My pubes | |
Stan: | What?? | |
Cartman: | I got 'em from Scott Tenorman. | |
Kyle: | Scott Tenorman? The ninth grader? | |
Cartman: | Yup. He let me have 'em for just ten bucks. Ha ha ha! I got pubes 'fore you guys did! I got pubes 'fore youuu guys! Ahahahahahahaa ha! [dances a little more] | |
Stan: | Cartman, you are so Goddamned stupid it's unbelievable. | |
Cartman: | [moves in between Stan and Kyle and embraces them, one under each arm, and gloats. Kyle looks at Cartman's right hand] Don't be jealous, guys. [Kyle looks at Cartman] This doesn't mean we can't still hang out. [Kyle looks back at Cartman's hand] It just means that I matured faster than you. [Kyle fears for that hair touching him] You'll get your pubes guys, someday. | |
Kyle: | Cartman, you don't buy pubes, you grow them yourself! | |
Cartman: | Uh oo what? | |
Stan: | When you get old enough, you grow your own pubic hair that's attached to you, you fuckin' dumbass! | |
Cartman: | Nuh uh! | |
Kyle: | Yuh huh! | |
Cartman: | [looks at his purchase] But then why would Scott Tenorman sell me his pubes for ten dollars? | |
Kyle: | Because, retard, you're dumb enough to buy Scott Tenorman's pubes for ten dollars! | |
Cartman: | You're telling me these pubes are worth nothing. | |
Kyle: | Yeah. | |
Cartman: | [walks off in a huff] Huh I'm gonna get that sonofabitch. | |
[a lavender house, day. Three teens sit on the front steps] | ||
Scott: | And so I told him, I said "Here. I'll sell you my pubes for only ten bucks." And this stupid asshole buys them! [the other two boys laugh] | |
Another boy: | Oh man! [Cartman makes his way up to the boys] | |
Scott: | Speak of the devil! What do you want? | |
Cartman: | Uh, yes, I've come to return these pubes that I purchased, please? | |
Scott: | Uh uh, I don't take returns! | |
Cartman: | Right, but you see, I didn't realize, when I bought these pubes from you, that you were full of shit! So you can either give me back my ten dollars, or I can go tell my mom on you! | |
Scott: | You would actually tell your mom that you were stupid enough to pay for my pubes? Huh uh, I don't think soho! | |
Cartman: | Just give me back my money... | |
Scott: | Buyer beware, dude! | |
Cartman: | Gimme my ten dollars, Scott! | |
Scott: | Hehey, I said no! Now get your fat little butt out of here before I kick your head in! [defeated, Cartman walks away] | |
[Scott's house, later. Cartman rings the doorbell] | ||
Cartman: | [in costume, with briefcase] Hello, sir, my name is Kris Kristoferssen. I'm with the IRS. I'm here to collect ten dollars that you own in back taxes | |
Scott: | You're not from the IRS! You glued my pubes onto your face! | |
Cartman: | [thinks a bit] Tax evasion is a very serious offense, sir! I suggest that you... | |
Scott: | Alright alright. I'll trade you my pubes back for the money. | |
Cartman: | You will? Oh, cool! | |
Scott: | How much did I charge? Uh, oh yeah. Ten dollars. You got change for a twenty? | |
Cartman: | Oh. Uh, lessee. [pulls out some money] I only got six dollars and twelve cents. | |
Scott: | Oh. well... that's okay. Here. Just... give me the six dollars. [done.] And then I'll... give you the twenty. | |
Cartman: | ...Okay. | |
Scott: | Now, give me the pubes, and I'll give you back two dollars. | |
Cartman: | Right. | |
Scott: | Now, give me the twelve cents, and I'll give you the rest of your change back. | |
Cartman: | Cool. | |
Scott: | And then give me the twenty, and I'll give you the pubes. [walks back in the house with his money back] | |
Cartman: | Sweet! [the door closes] Uh. Oh, God-damnit! | |
[Bijou movie house, later. The boys are going to see a "BIG WAR MOVIE"] | ||
Cartman: | That asshole! That big, smelly, ass-sniffin' asshole! I'm goona get him! | |
Kyle: | Carman, can I give you some advice? | |
Cartman: | What?! | |
Kyle: | Just let it go, dude. You only had sixteen dollars and twelve cents. Count all your losses and move on. He's smarter than you. | |
Cartman! | He is not smarter than me! He just charmed me, that's all! He's a charmer, that Scott Tenorman!! But I'll get him someday!! [the boys reach the box office and buy their tickets] | |
Kyle: | One please. | |
Stan: | One please. | |
Kenny: | (One please.) | |
Cartman: | One please. [with no money, he tries to pay with pubic hair. Nothng happens for a while] | |
Clerk: | That'll be six dollars | |
Cartman: | O-kay, and how much is that in pubes? | |
Clerk: | We don't take pubes! | |
Cartman: | Listen, my money is as good as anybody's! Don't you, uh, discriminate against my people by not accepting these pubes | |
Clerk: | We don't take pubes!! End of story!! | |
Cartman: | Racist! [takes the pubes and runs off] | |
[Scott's house, later. Cartman rings the doorbell again] | ||
Cartman: | Scott, Scott! Courtney Love is in South Park! She's all drunk and spreading her legs and showing her poonanner to everybody! You gotta go check it out! I'll watch your house for ya! | |
Scott: | Okay, I'll buy the pubes back! Here! | |
Cartman: | [stunned] What? | |
Scott: | Sixteen dollars! Take it! I-I'll even throw in an extra five! Here! Give me back my pubes! | |
Cartman: | [softly] Wha-? Uh oo [audibly] why do you want then back so much? | |
Scott: | No reason. | |
Cartman: | I don't believe you. | |
Scott: | Alright alright! The pube fair in Fort Collins. | |
Cartman: | Pube fair? | |
Scott: | They're paying five bucks a hair for pubes! If I leave now, I can catch the last bus! | |
Cartman: | Five bucks a hair? The- that's like a million dollars! | |
Scott: | Hehere, take your money! | |
Cartman: | Hoho, I don't think so, Scott! I'm going to Fort Collins myself! | |
Scott: | Oh, you can't do this to me! Nooo! | |
Cartman: | Haha, charade you are, Scott! [runs away quickly] | |
Scott: | Have you no heart?? | |
[Bus Terminal, day. Cartman stands in line waiting for a trip to Fort Collins. People are boarding the bus] | ||
Cartman: | [cuts through the line] Ahaaa, what a stupid asshole! Hahahahaha! [enters the bus] | |
[Bus, evening. The sun has already set and Cartman is still on the bus, en route to Fort Collins] | ||
Cartman: | Hohoho! I won a million dollars!! Whew! Ow! | |
[Fort Collins, night. Cartman gets off the bus and walks] | ||
Cartman: | Hahaaha! Ha. Ha. Heh. Huh, excuse me, sir. | |
Man: | Yes? | |
Cartman: | Can you tell me where the pube fair is? | |
Man: | The pube fair? | |
Cartman: | Yeah, I have some pubes to sell. | |
Man: | There's no such thing, you little smartass! [walks away] | |
Cartman: | No- no such thing? | |
Teen boy: | [approaches with a box] Hey, you wouldn't happen to be Eric Cartman, would you? | |
Cartman: | I'm Eric Cartman! | |
Teen boy: | Well, I think this is for you. [hands it to Cartman and walks away. Cartman sets the box down and opens it. He looks in, and a look of shock is on his face. He reaches in and pulls out... more pubic hair] | |
Cartman: | [screams] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! | |
[Scott's house, night. Cartman rings the doorbell again, this time in the rain. Scott answers. Cartman is soaked with rain, his beanie wrinkling] | ||
Cartman: | A hundred and six miles, Scott. I had to ride a hundred and six miles in the back of a pickup truck... to get back here | |
Scott: | You really went? What a 'tard. | |
Cartman: | Alright, Scott, you win. I give up. | |
Scott: | You do? Wow, you're not as stupid as I thought. | |
Cartman: | Yeah, I'll see you around. [walks down the steps and towards the street, but stops] Sure is too bad about my grandma, though... | |
Scott: | Your grandma? | |
Cartman: | [turns around] Huh? Oh, it's... it's not really your soncern, since uh-... well, my grandma's in the hospital. She's very sick. The doctors say unless I can come up with sixteen dollars for her operation, they're gonna put her down. | |
Scott: | Oh. [strokes his chin] Jeez, I-... I didn't realize that. | |
Cartman: | Yeah. Poor grandma... | |
Scott: | Hey, kid... Hold on a second ah, ah, I'll get yoru money. [through the window, Scott is seen going for the money] | |
Cartman: | [evilly, to himself] Heheheheheh. He's such a douche, heheheheheh. [turns around and returns to the hosue. Scott returns] | |
Scott: | Here you go. | |
Cartman: | Oh, wow, thankts a lot, Scott! [Scott withholds the money] | |
Scott: | But... just one thing before I give it to you: | |
Cartman: | What? | |
Scott: | I just... well... I want you to beg for it. | |
Cartman: | Huh? | |
Scott: | Just... get down on your knees and- beg me for the money. | |
Cartman: | Why?? | |
Scott: | Do you want your grandma to live or not?! | |
Cartman: | [looks around to make sure no one else is watching, then quickly] Please Scott give me my money. | |
Scott: | Nono, get down on your knees. [Cartman begins to get on his knees] Lower your head [Cartman lowers it], and say "I beg you to give me back my money." | |
Cartman: | I beg you to give me back my money. | |
Scott: | Now say, "I'm a little piggy." | |
Cartman: | What?! | |
Scott: | Say it! | |
Cartman: | [looks around] I'm a little piggy. | |
Scott: | [points to his nose] "Here's my snout." | |
Cartman: | [points to his nose] Here's my snout. | |
Scott: | "Oink oink oink." | |
Cartman: | Oink oink oink. | |
Scott: | Now dance, little piggy! Dance and oink for me! | |
Cartman: | [looks back angrily for a few seconds, then] I'm a little piggy; here's my snout. Oink oink oink, oink oink oink. [Scott begins to laugh] I'm a little piggy; here's- Aalrightalrightalright, now give me back my money! | |
Scott: | You mean this? [Cartman brightens up] You really care that much about sixteen measly dollars? I mean, what can you buy with sixteen dollars?! My parents give me a fifty dollar-a-week allowance. This pittance means nothing to me. Watch. [holds the bills out and strikes a lighter under them] | |
Cartman: | What- What are you doing?? [the bills light up and burn from one end to the other. Scott lets the burning bills float away] No!.. wuh...why? | |
Scott: | Now you can't bug me for your dumb money! [turns around and enters the house, shutting the door behind him. Cartman then turns and walks towards the street anew. Halfway there, he looks at his mitts, then grows indignant.] | |
Cartman: | Noooooooooo! ...You'll diiiiiiiiiie! ...Damn youuuuuuuuuu! | |
[Cartman's house, cellar. The kids in class has been reunited for something important. They're chattering amongst themselves] | ||
Cartman: | [descending the stairs] Concerned citizens, I thank you for coming. [walks to the easel] I know that you are all deeply troubled and want to find a quick and painful way to get rid of Scott Tenorman once and for all! [Clude raises his hand] Yes, Clyde! | |
Clyde: | Who's Scott Tenorman? | |
Kids: | Yeah. | |
Kyle: | Scott Tenorman is an eighth grader who sold Cartman his pubes for ten dollars, and now Cartman's all pissed off. | |
Cartman: | [correcting Kyle] Sixteen dollars and twelve cents! He is a disease. He is a cold calculating mind, and I will have revenge! | |
Butters: | Wuh what are you gonna do? | |
Cartman: | Did you guys see that movie Hannibal? Where the deformed guy trained giants pigs to eat his enemy alive?? Well, if we find a pony [flips the first page over to reveal a drawing of a pony and takes up the pointer with his left hand], we can train it. Train it... to bite off Scott Tenorman's weiner. [the other kids just stare back, but Cartman continues] It will be painful and humiliating! Everyone will see it happen! And then, Scott Tenorman will forever be known as the kid who had his weiner bitten off by a pony!!! WAHAHAHAHAA!!! | |
Kyle: | What's in it for us? | |
Cartman: | What? | |
Stan: | Yeah, why should we all care about getting Scott Tenorman back for you? | |
Cartman: | Oh, right. Why should we care? [slaps the pointer into his right hand] Yes, why should we care? Indeed, eh. Let's just let Scott Tenorman walk away with my sixteen dollars and twelve cents. Hell, let's let all the Scott Tenormans of the world take what's ours and laugh in our faces. Why stand up for yourselves when you can just walk out of here right now and say, "It's not your problem." But... years from now, when you're old and have children of your own, what would you give to come back and fight this one day? This one day, when you could have made a difference! Where you could have told Scott Tenorman, "You may take our pride, but you'll naver take my Goddamned sixteen dollars and twelve cents!!" [flips to the next page, which has written on it "$16.12" with double underline] Now who's with me?!! [turns around to fine only one other person in the basement.] | |
Timmy: | Timmay! | |
Cartman: | [slaps his forehead and sighs] Christ. Alright, I guess it's just you and me, Timmy! | |
Timmy: | Euuh, livin' a lie, Timmih. [rolls out of the room. Cartman is stunned, then angry] | |
[A barn, day. Cartman stands next to a scarecrow. He pulls out a frank from a bag of weiners and places it in the scarecrow's crotch] | ||
Cartman: | There we go. [stands aside] Come and get it. [camera pulls back to reveal a pony nearby] ...Come on, pony, bite the weiner. Bite it. [the pony looks, then approaches] Come on, good pony. That's it! [the pony sniffs thei weiner] Now, bite it off! Bite off the weiner! Good pony! [the pony bares its teeth... only to start licking the weiner] Oh no, pony, he'll like that. | |
Jimbo: | [rushng up with Ned after eyeing Cartman in the corral] Eric! Are you training that pony to plese you?! | |
Cartman: | No, I'm trying to teach it how to bite someone's penis off. [by this time, the pony is sucking on the weiner] | |
Jimbo: | Oh. Well, does Mr. Denkins know you're usin' his pony? He shoots trespassers on sight, you know. | |
Cartman: | He said it was okay. | |
Jimbo: | Alright, then. [turns to walk away, but remembers something] Wait, why the hell are you trainin' Denkins' pony to bite off someone's penis? | |
Cartman: | Because [ominously] of Scott Tenorman! I hate him! And I want to make him suffer! | |
Jimbo: | Well, son, I think you have a pretty stupid plan there. | |
Cartman: | [noticing the sucking] Not like that, pony! [slaps the weiner out of its mouth] | |
Jimbo: | Look, if you wanna get revenge on somebody, you've gotta think like a hunter. [the pony reaches for the weiner and starts sucking it again] | |
Cartman: | Whattayou mean? | |
Jimbo: | Step 1: Find someone's weakness. Step 2: exploit that weakness. | |
Cartman: | How do I do that? | |
[Scott's house, night. Cartman appears in the bushes across the street. He pulls out binoculars and checks out the various rooms in the house. He sees Scott in his room, with Radiohead posters on his wall] | ||
Jimbo: | [pops up] What do you see? [Ned pops up. All three are in camouflage] | |
Cartman: | I see Scott Tenorman. With his ginger red hair and his stupid freckles and his- Goaddmnit goddamnit I hate him!!! | |
Jimbo: | No, young hunter. I mean, what do you see? You must learn all you can about your kill. | |
Cartman: | Right, right. Let's see... There's posters. Radiohead posters! And he's reading a magazine about Radiohead! | |
Jimbo: | Oo what's a Radiohead? | |
Cartman: | You know, that band that sings that song: Well, I'm a creep. I'm a winner... | |
Ned: | Mmuh what am I doing here? | |
Jimbo: | Oh, Jesus, don't start singing, Ned! | |
Cartman: | So, the subject is a big Radiohead fan, huh? Maybe I should come up with a [British accent] li'l ol' scheme [normal] that involves them. | |
Jimbo: | Nice thinking, young hunter. | |
Cartman: | Whoa! | |
Jimbo: | What? | |
Cartman: | I'm looking in Scott's parents' room. Scott's mom's about to take off her bra. | |
Jimbo: | What?! Give me those! [rips the binoculars away and looks for himself] Holy crow, he's right, Ned! Mrs. Tenorman's lettin' the twins out! | |
Ned: | Mn let me see. | |
Cartman: | Radiohead. Yes, of course. [drops down] | |
Jimbo: | Dear God, they're bigger than I ever imagined! | |
Ned: | Let me see. Let me see. | |
Jimbo: | Here you go. [allows Ned to look through the binoculars, and Ned begins to masturbate] Wow, those are great. Maybe I should go grab some beers, Ned. Ned, what- a-are you jackin' it? | |
Ned: | Kinda. | |
Jimbo: | Well, stop it! [the porch light turns on and Mr. Tenorman walks out the front door. Jimbo and Ned freeze] | |
Mr. Tenorman: | Hey, what the hell are you doing out there?! | |
Jimbo: | [hushed] Oh crap! | |
Mr. Tenorman: | Who's out there? | |
Jimbo: | [hushed] Ned, for Christ's sake, stop jackin'! | |
Ned: | I can't. | |
Mr. Tenorman: | Don't think I don't see you! I know who you are and I'm calling the police! [Jimbo and Ned witness other men rise from the pushes and split. Among them are Randy, in a Groucho Marx outfit; Gerald, dressed as a clown; Stuart, with a paper shopping bag over his head; one man in scuba gear, and one more man] | |
A man: | Whoa, I gotta get out of here! [Mr. Tenorman is left wondering why so many men were there.] | |
[Scott's house, the next day. Cartman returns yet again and rings the doorbell. Scott answers.] | ||
Cartman: | [cheerfully] Oh, hey, Scott. How's it goin'? I was just wondering, do you like the band, uh, Radiohead at all? | |
Scott: | Uh huh. | |
Cartman: | Oh, really? Oh, 'cause, they're doin' a big interview on MTV, and they're playing it tonight on a big screen downtown. [gloats] Everyone's gonna be there! | |
Scott: | Oh, cool. Um, thanks for tellin' me. | |
Cartman: | You're welcome, Scott. [turns and walks away] | |
[Downtown South Park, night. Cartman stands on a small stage as a crowd gathers. On stage is a big-screen TV and tower speakers] | ||
Cartman: | Okay. Well, it looks like everyone is here. Let's play the video, shall we? [activates the screen and then walks off stage] | |
Kurt Loder: | Welcome back to MTV. We're here with the members from Radiohead, probably the hottest band in the world right now. [Cartman joins the crowd and stands next to Scott, his mood changing from happy to mad] Guys, when is the next album coming out? | |
Cartman: | [has taped over the band's answers with his own � first as Thom Yorke] That's an interesting question, Kurt. But first I'd just like to say that I really hate this kid named Scott Tenorman. He's stupid. [now as Johnny Greenwood] Yeah, I hate Scott Tenorman too. [Now as Ed O'Brien] I think all the guys in the band hate him, right guys? | |
Cartman: | Oh, Jesus, did you hear that, Scott? [Scott looks down, and ponders Cartman's role] | |
Kurt Loder: | And will there be a new tour? | |
Cartman: | [Now as Phil Selway] Well, we would tour, but we just hate that Scott Tenorman kid so much that we don't want to. [Now as Thom Yorke] Yeah. Scott Tenorman is totally not cool! He's not cool! | |
Cartman: | Wow, that really sucks for you, Scott. [Scott is gone] Scott? Ha haha ha ha ha! Did you see that? Scott mast have ran home so embarrassed! Ha ha ha ha. And you know what? That wasn't really Radiohead talking! I just dubbed their voices over! HAHAHAHA! [feedback is heard] What a retard! [the kids around him face right] And now everyone saw it! [looks around] | |
Scott: | [off screen] Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's time for the amazing Pube Boy! [moves aside to show an ever bigger TV, which is turned on. Scott has apparently filmed Cartman earlier begging for his money] | |
Cartman: | [on screen] I'm a little piggy; here's my snout. Oink oink oink, oink oink oink. [the kids begin to laugh hard, then harder. The same clip is shown over and over, and Kenny begins to laugh. Soon he can't control himself, and falls over dead] | |
Stan: | [looks over at Kenny's corpse] Oh my God, I killed Kenny. | |
Cartman: | [seething with anger] That does it! I'm gonna get Scott Tenorman once and for all!!! | |
[That night, dark and stormy, appropriate for Cartman's mood at the moment, Cartman's house. A boy possessed, he's in his room devising a new plan. An evil look comes across his face] | ||
Cartman: | Hueah. You think you're so cool, Scott Tenorman? We'll see how cool you feel after this-uh! Yes. Yes! Yes!! [goes into whispers and brings out a protractor and a compass] Then... that... [finishes his plan] Hahaha, hahahaha! Yes! It is the most genius plan ever!! Scott Tenorman is going to wish he never met meee!!! [a truly evil grin appears on his face.] | |
[Mr. Denkins' farm, next day. Cartman is back at the corral waiting for his friends. Stan and Kyle walk up.] | ||
Kyle: | Okay, Cartman, what do you want? | |
Cartman: | Stan, Kyle, thanks for coming. I have it all figured out! | |
Stan: | Got what all figured out? | |
Cartman: | How to get Scott Tenorman back! | |
Kyle: | [rolls his eyes] Oh, Jesus! | |
Cartman: | I just finished planning a brilliant [British accent] li'l scheme [normal] that should put Scott in his place for good! And if you help me, I'll give each of you... two... dollars. [holds out two fingers] | |
Kyle: | Okay, so what's the plan? | |
Cartman: | It's the brilliant combination of my last two plans. Scott Tenorman's favorite band is Radiohead, right? | |
Stan: | Yeah. | |
Cartman: | So, I realized, "What if we got Radiohead to come here to South Park?" right? Then they could meet Scott Tenorman � and � see him get his weiner bitten off by a pony! [camera pulls back to reveal the setup: pony, scarecrow with weiner attached to groin] | |
Kyle: | ...What? | |
Cartman: | Don't you see? If I can get this pony to bite off Scott's weiner in front of Radiohead, then Scott would cry. And if Scott cries, then Radiohead will say Scott Tenorman is totally not cool! And that would make Scott Tenorman wanna die!! [laughs demonically] Okay, I'll keep working on the pony, you guys go get Radiohead to play here! Ready? Break!! [nothing happens for a few seconds] | |
Kyle: | You're such a dumbass, Cartman. [he and Stan turn and walk away] | |
Cartman: | ...Fine, I'll do it myself!! You guys just watch!! [walks over to the pony] Ready, pony? [the pony nods] Bite it! [the pony bites off a piece of the weiner] Yes!! [exults] | |
[London Recording Studio, day. Inside, Radiohead prepares to record. One of them is on the floor reading fan mail] | ||
Johnny: | Thom, will you stop reading fan mail? We have work to do. | |
Thom: | Just a second, fellas. Listen to this:
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Phil: | Wow, we have to go. | |
Ed: | To Colorado? But we have an album to mix. | |
Thom: | Didn't you hear the letter?? This poor kid has cancer! In his ass! | |
[Scott's house, day. A phone rings. Scott answers it in the living room.] | ||
Scott: | Hello? | |
Kyle: | [voice at other end] Scott Tenorman? | |
Scott: | What do you want?! | |
Kyle: | We just wanna warn you: Eric Cartman, the fourth grader, is goin' tuh try and trick you somehow into getting your weiner bitten off by a pony who lives at Denkins' ranch. | |
Scott: | How do you know? | |
Kyle: | 'Cause, we're his friends. | |
Scott: | Thennn why are you telling me? | |
Kyle: | 'Cause we hate him. | |
Scott: | Oh. | |
Kyle: | Well, we just thought we'd let you know. See ya. | |
Scott: | See ya. [the doorbell rings. Scott walks over to open the door] | |
[At the front door] | ||
Cartman: | [with tickets in hand] Hello, Scott! | |
Scott: | Hey. | |
Cartman: | I was just stopping by to invite you to my Chili Con Carnival. It's a chili cook-off with rides. [shows him the face of the ticket] Everyone's coming, and I wanted to drop by your invitation personally! | |
Scott: | Ooo, a chili carnival, huh? That sounds great. | |
Cartman: | [getting smug] Yeah! There is even gonna be a big surprise, so you won't wanna miss it, Scott.Oh, and here! Here's a coupon good for one free pony ride! | |
Scott: | Wow, a pony ride. Neat. | |
Cartman: | Oh, it will be very neat, Scott. | |
Scott: | Gosh. Chili, rides, and ponies? What more could I want? | |
Cartman: | [under his breath] A little penis-biting, perhaps? | |
Scott: | What? | |
Cartman: | Uhnothing, nuhothing! So you'll come for sure then, Scott? | |
Scott: | How can I turn it down? | |
Cartman: | Sweeet. Killer. Bye, Scott. [Scott turns around and closes the door] Ohoho, you are good, Eric. You are very, very good. [leaves] | |
[back in the living room] | ||
Scott: | Mom, Dad, that was my good friend Eric at the door? He told me that there's a starving pony at Denkins' ranch that's been abandoned. | |
Mom: | Oh dear. | |
Scott: | Yeah, I feel really bad. But I don't know how I can help it, because I have a lot of homework to do. | |
Dad:: | [drops his paper. Both parents rise] Well, don't you worry, Scott. Your mom and I can go get the pony and have it taken to an animal shelter. | |
Mom: | We sure can. | |
Scott: | Wow, would you really? I feel so much better now. | |
Mom: | [hugs him] Oh, Scott, you're such a loving, caring boy. I'm so proud of you. | |
Scott: | I'm proud of you, too, Mom. | |
Mom: | Let's go, hon. [heads for the door] | |
Dad: | Let's. [follows her out] | |
[In the kitchen. Scott is cooking up something... his friends arrive] | ||
Buddy 1: | What are you doing, Scott? | |
Scott: | What's it look like? I'm making chili. Did you bring the goods? | |
Buddy 2: | [holds out a bag full of hair] We got everyone we could find to chip in. [his friend giggles] There are pubes from just about every single kid in town. | |
Scott: | Awesome! [yanks the bag away, opens it, and mixes the pubes into the chili] | |
Buddy 1: | Oh, dude! | |
Scott: | The little fat kid thinks he's gonna get revenge tomorrow. We'll see how he likes it when I tell him he just ate the pubes of every kid in town! | |
Buddy 2: | Yeah! [hi-fives Scott, and the three laugh heartily] | |
[South Park, next day. The Chili Con Carnival is in full swing. People have already arrived. Stan and Kyle walk up] | ||
Cartman: | [steps out of the ticket booth to greet them] Oh, hello, guys! Thanks for coming to my Chili Con Carnival! | |
Stan: | This is the dumbest thing you've ever done, Cartman. | |
Cartman: | [smug] Ohoho, it won't be so dumb when Scott Tenorman arrives. I suggest you stay to see the fireworks! | |
Kyle: | Oho, we will. Trust us. We won't miss this. [looks at Stan, who's smiling] | |
Cartman: | What's so funny? | |
Stan: | Oh nothing, it's just cool how you're gonna get Scott Tenorman back. Is Radiohead here yet? | |
Cartman: | Not yet, but they will be. | |
Kyle: | Yeah, sure. [As Chef arrives, Stan and Kyle leave] | |
Chef: | Hello, Eric! | |
Cartman: | Hey, Chef. | |
Chef: | I made some chili to enter into the contest. | |
Cartman: | What contest? | |
Chef: | This is a chili cook-off, ain't it? | |
Cartman: | Huh? Oh. Yeah, I guess it is. Uh, here, Chef, just put it over here. | |
Chef: | It's my special recipe. | |
Cartman: | [seeing Scott, interrupts. Slowly and sweetly] Scott Tenorman!!! How are you, Scott? Thanks so much for coming! [Scott holds a small container of chili] | |
Scott: | Oh, I wouldn't miss this for anything. | |
Cartman: | [overjoyed] Likewise. Well, come on, you've got to see the pony! | |
Scott: | Just a second: don't you- wanna taste my chili first? | |
Cartman: | Well, e-yeah, but, there's a special guest coming, and I want you to be near the pony when they arrive. | |
Scott: | Well I don't want it to get cold. I think I can win first prize. | |
Cartman: | [sighs silently] Alright, Scott, uh. Let's go over to the judging table and we'll try the chili first. [Scott leaves] Goddamnit! | |
[Cartman's house, the judging table. Cartman and Scott take their seats. Behind Scott stand Butters, Kyle, Stan, and Scott's friends. Behind Cartman stand Bebe, Clyde, and Token] | ||
Scott: | [setting his plate before Cartman] Alright, I guess we should taste each other's chili, huh? | |
Cartman: | [inspecting the dish] Huh, this chili looks pretty good. Weh, here's mine. [hands his plate to Scott, who takes it to his end of the table and starts eating] | |
Scott: | Mmm. Ah, I don't know. Your chili is pretty good, Cartman, but I think mine is better. Try it. | |
Cartman: | Alright. [takes the dish and starts eating. Both boys munch away for a few moments] Hey, this is great! [Stan and Kyle stifle giggles] | |
Scott: | Eh, it's a special recipe | |
Cartman: | [begins to wolf down the food] Gawh, this is really good, Scott! | |
Scott: | I'm glad you like it so much, because now that you're almost finished, I have some'in' to tell you. | |
Cartman: | What? You mean about how you put pubes in your chili? [Everyone at Scott's end of the table is shocked, even Scott, at this accusation] | |
Scott: | What?! | |
Cartman: | Yehes, I'm afraid this isn't your chili, Scott. I switched it with Chef's. [Chef looks like he's been used] It's delicious, Chef. I hadn't planned on that. What I did plan on, however, was that my friends, Stan and Kyle, would betray me and warn you that the Chili Con Carnival was a trap. [Stan and Kyle are stunned] I assumed that they would tell you that I had trained Denkins' pony to bite off your weiner. What they didn't tell you was that Denkins is a crazy redneck who shoots trespassers on sight. Knowing that you would try and do somethng to the pony, I warned Mr. Denkins that violent pony killers were in the area. [A shot of Cartman telling Denkins of such a thing. Denkins is armed] I also know that you wouldn't go yourself, for fear of having your weiner bitten off. You would most likely send your parents. [A shot of Scott talking with his parents] And, I'm afraid that when Mr. Denkins spotted them on his property, he shot and killed both your parents. [The Tenormans are in the corral to rescue the "starving" pony, but upon seeing Mr. Tenorman's lit flashlight, Mr. Denkins fires at them, and they go down] | |
Mr. Denkins: | [looks of horror surround him] Well, they was trespassin' and I was protectin' myself. I, I have my rights. | |
Scott: | My... mom and dad are... dead? [A shot of Officer Barbrady taking a report from Denkins] | |
Cartman: | I came just in time to see Mr. Denkins giving his report to Officer Barbrady. And of course, to steal the bodies... [A shot of Cartman arriving, seeing Denkins and Barbrady, and pulling the bodies away. The pony munches at some grass] After a night with the hacksaw, I was all ready to put on my Chili Con Carnival, so that I could tell you personally about your parents' demise! And of course, feed you your chili. [more faces of horror behnd Cartman] Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? [A gleefully evil look comes over Cartman] I call it, "Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili." | |
Scott: | [looks at Cartman for a while, realizing what's just happened] Oh my God! [gagging, he fishes through the plate and finds his mom's wedding ring, still on her finger. He tosses it away] Oh my God!! [vomits off to the side] | |
Cartman: | [leaping up on the table and sings] Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah! I made you eat your parents! Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah! [Stan and Kyle are way stunned] | |
Stan: | Jesus Christ, dude! | |
Scott: | [grief-stricken, he buries his face on the table] My mom and dad are dead! [pounds the table] No! NOOO!! [Radiohead arrives and stands behind Scott. Stan notices] | |
Thom: | Uhm, excuse me? | |
Stan: | Who are you? | |
Johnny: | We're that band, Radiohead. | |
Scott: | [raises his head] Jesus! | |
Ed: | Jeez, what a li'l crybaby! | |
Colin: | Are you gonna cry all day, crybaby?? | |
Thom: | You know, everyone has problems; it doesn't mean you have to be a little crybaby about it. | |
Ed: | Come om, guys, let's go. This kid is totally not cool. [the members of the band start leaving] | |
Thom: | Yeah, that's the most uncool kid I've ever met. | |
Phil: | Little crybaby! | |
Scott: | [gathers himself and looks] No, wait! Waaiittt!! Oh my God, Oh my Gaawwwd!! [buries his face in the table and bawls again] Noooo! | |
Cartman: | [walks over to Scott's end of the table] Yes! Yesss!! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott! [starts licking Scott's tears off his face] Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet. | |
Kyle: | Dude, I think it might be best for us to never piss Cartman off again. | |
Stan: | Good call. | |
Cartman: | Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! My-ymmuy. [licks the tears off the table and off Scott's face.] Mm-yummy you guys! [the iris common to Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies cartoons appears, with fanfare] Yuppitibut, that's all, folks! [waves] | |
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Barcelona Guitars
Bet you never heard of Barcelona Guitars? Thought so. Well, they are not usually mentioned in the same sentence as Fender, Gibson or Paul Reed Smith. No, these are mainly made for children and beginning musicians. As such, they are very affordable.
Barcelona also produces accordions, pianos, wood wind instruments and so on. Even banjos!
You may be wondering if it's all junk? Well, you may be surprised! They are not that bad actually. Perhaps you remember how poor the guitars made somewhere in China/Indonesia/Taiwan were, some 8-10 years ago. Well, things have changed. An inexpensive guitar today doesn't mean complete trash any more. Nope. Barcelona instruments are more than adequate for kids and beginners, and hey - they are affordable! I'm not saying they are up with Fender Standards or similar - those guitars cost hundreds more. Barcelona guitars cover the beginner group of players, with good quality for what you pay for.
Just have a look at this beauty:
If you are thinking about giving a child a guitar, do give these a try. They are of better quality than many other starter guitars I have seen. I wish I had one of these when I started out! I had some insanely crappy brand called Kasuga... oh man, don't get me started.
Here are some links to the Barcelona Guitars.
Barcelona Les Paul Cherry Sunburst
Barcelona Kid's Electric Guitar Set with Amp, Gig Bag and Accessories - Blue
Barcelona Kid's Mini Electric Guitar with Amplifier Combo - Red
By Robert Renman - www.dolphinstreet.com
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Question, please...
Where are Barcelona (really) made?
Thanks for your time!
Find the Barcelona instruments (not just guitars!) at www.austinbazaar.com
Comment added on November 30, 2012Austin Bazaar has a full line of barcelona guitars and basses
Comment added on June 25, 2012I don't think there is an official website. Not that I know of, anyway.
Set neck / bolt on - I don't know that either.
Hey... wat is the official website of barcelona guitars??
Comment added on July 12, 2011Is it a set neck or bolt on?
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Join WV Rivers and 21 local partners January 9 for a Safe Water Public Forum at the Culture Center in Charleston in conjunction with the 2 year anniversary of the water crisis. The forum will focus on how citizens can be involved in protecting drinking water. Attendees will receive our new drinking water protection toolkit - download it here, learn about potential contamination sources to local water supplies, discuss collaborative ways to manage those threats, understand how to provide input on source water protection plans, and connect with local groups working to improve water quality. There will be free food, door prizes and kids' activities! Live music provided by FOOTMAD Old-time Jam Session!! http://footmad.weebly.com/ Let us know you're coming by joining and sharing the event on Facebook! What: Safe Water Public Forum When: January 9 - 3-6pm Where: Culture Center, State Capitol Grounds in Charleston Schedule of Events: 3:00 - 3:30 Welcome remarks from Dr. Rahul Gupta, Commissioner of Bureau of Public Health 3:30 - 4:15 Get Involved for Safe Drinking Water, WV Rivers Coalition & Downstream Strategies 4:15 - 4:30 Local Source Water Protection Planning Update, WV American Water 4:30 - 5:30 Open House - Exhibits, Activities, Music and Refreshments 5:30 - 6:00 Closing Announcements & Door Prize Drawings Participating Partners: WV Rivers Coalition, Advocates for Safe Water System, agileAg, Birthplace of Rivers Coalition, Charleston Stormwater Program, Coal River Group, Create WV, Downstream Strategies, Kanawha Forest Coalition, Morris Creek Watershed Association, Ohio Valley Environmental Coalition, St. Albans Stormwater Program, WV American Water, WV Bureau for Public Health Source Water Program, WV Citizen Action Group, WVDEP Make it Shine Program, WVDEP Watershed Improvement Branch, WV FREE, WV Greenworks, WV Land Trust, WV Rural Water Association, WVU Reed College of Media StreamLab, WV Sierra Club This forum is part of WV Rivers' Safe Water For West Virginia Program. For more information call 304-637-7201, or email us here. Sign-up to receive email updates from WV Rivers here. Download the flyer and share it with your friends! |
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Have you tried Sherlock yet? I really enjoyed it.
Do you like cop shows at all? We started watching episodes of Hack on Netflix. Very Law and Order-like, but not as much graphic scenes of the crimes. It's alright. Not fantastic, but it passes the time just fine.Documentaries baby!!! Lost angels was good! Medicated kids-scary! Serial killer one -WOW Lost Girls (china) horrifying! I love documentaries!!
Congrats on clearances!!Star Trek! :)
Also, I adore the show Monk, and there's always MacGuyver for 80s nostalgia (plus I love Richard Dean Anderson).
Clean House and Hoarders make me feel better about the state of my house. :)
The Business of Being Born is a great documentary if you haven't seen it.For deleted comments: Is there a option in blogspot to look at your "trash" or something? They might be there if there is.
Stuff to watch: Good question. Here lately we've been watching a lot of music videos on YouTube so... LOL!Hurray for your FBI papers getting back and being sent off again! That's great news.
I understand having to take a deep breath and step back from the internet/fb once in a while. I've been there, too.
I just want you to know I miss you already. :) You're always a bright spot in my day.btw... I found this while looking for your blog address. Your blog is "worth" $82,000 it seems. lol http://4weblogr.com/www/catholic-kara.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteHmm, don't know if I posted that or not. Just came looking for you. Glad all is well. You best be figuring out a way to get a message out on fb when you go to pick Colton up!!


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Caracas, 25 Abr. AVN.- The President of the Republic, Nicolas Maduro, ordered on Thursday to capture all those involved in the conspiracy of the right against Venezuelan democracy contained in video released Thursday by the
Interior Relations, Justice and Peace minister, General Miguel Rodriguez Torres.
"I have ordered Minister Rodriguez to capture all people appearing in videos and involved in Fascist violence against the people of Venezuela," said President Maduro from a neighborhood located in the parish of El Valle.
Rodriguez Torres reported the capture of a U.S. citizen, named Timothy Hallett Tracy, linked in destabilization plans.
The actions of Timothy Hallett Tracy are related to far-right groups that intend to generate violence in the country with street attacks after the new electoral defeat of the opposition in the April 14 presidential elections.
Marcha de los Claveles Rojos en homenaje al cantor del pueblo, Alí Primera
Desfile Cívico-Militar en conmemoración del Bicentenario del Natalicio del General Ezequiel Zamora.
Carnet de la Patria
Traslado de Fabricio Ojeda al Panteón Nacional
Presidente Nicolás Maduro en su mensaje anual en la sede del Tribunal Supremo de Justicia (TSJ)
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I don't agree. I think it was the moment he attained enlightenment - he literally BECAME the lightning flash, that was the problem - and from there on in, everything he did was an attempt to explicate the moment of enlightenment he'd had, when he became a walking matchstick.
Eno getting hit by a taxi -> being unable to turn up the volume on quiet music recordings while bedridden in hospital -> his ambient works
hmm, yes
Yeah, I think thats the obvious Eno one. Figure it might be worth the risk to hit him with a cab in return for 'on land'.
that's a killer one, the Eno
however i think it's actually three concatenated or sequential pivots - there's the accident (and him not being killed, which would open up a whole other counterfactual universe - no Remain in Light, no U2 imperial phase, no Low/Heroes/Lodger etc), but also the fact that some fuckwit broke the stereo in the hospital (it was also i think that one speaker was bust as well) and another left the volume turned so low, and also that Judy Nylon came round not just with a bunch of grapes and some flowers but an album of harp music i think it was. If she'd brought him an album of calypso or some rousing brass band music I don't think ambient would necessarily have resulted, even at semi-inaudible levels.
The unusually hot Jamaican summer of 1966 which (by some accounts) led to the slowing down of ska because people couldn't dance to the faster tempo. In comes rocksteady, the foregrounding of bass and the foundation of most of the sonic template of reggae.
Ruddy Redwood famously getting his hands on a mysterious vocal free Paragons tape at Duke Reid's and pressing it to acetate for his sound system, thus inventing the version, dub, & the remix.
Queen's debut performance on TOTP, made possible by the promo for 'Rebel Rebel' not turning up on time.
The Sex Pistols appearing on Bill Grundy's show only because Queen pulled out at the last minute.
Ooh, I've got a good Pistols one - Malcolm McLaren 'discovering' a young Johnny Rotten because the latter was wearing a Pink Floyd T-shirt with "I HATE" crudely scrawled above the name of the band in black marker pen.
Possibly apocryphal but Google Images show the part about the T-shirt is true, at least.
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whoever it was in mid-80s Chicago who started messing around with the settings of an old Roland bass accompaniment synth probably deserves a mention here
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Another Eno one
Roxy are forming around Bryan Ferry, Graham Simpson on bass, and Andy Mackay
Andy M has known Eno for a couple of years (through doing John Cage-ish type events at various colleges, one of which performances Eno witnessed and they got chatting)
however he hasn't seen him for a while
and then runs into him on the Tube
Eno: "I was getting on a train, on the Northern Line, and there was a choice between one carriage and the next. I got in and bumped into Andy Mackay. If I'd got into the other one, I wouldn't have joined Roxy Music, and I probably would have had a completely different life".
Dec 9, 1914. Edison's factory in New Jersey burns down. The only company he can find to manufacture his cabinets is the Wisconsin Chair Company who get the equipment need to manufacture records as part of the deal.
The company goes on to found paramount records and start pressing novelty records in order to promote the cabinets, leading to the label becoming one of the leading producer of race records, and then the premier exponent of delta blues in the 30's - a direct influence on skiffle, which was ground zero for the British invasion and British rock of the 60's & 70's.


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Liner Notes: Bullet News For November 16th
Joel Thomas Zimmerman, also known as deadmau5, joins a high-ranking roster of instructors to teach his MasterClass on Electronic Music Production during the winter semester. The online course costs a reasonable US$90. With the announcement, the sometimes prickly mix DJ put this out: "Kids, DJs...anyone can compose music with just a computer," says Joel. "My MasterClass is a no bullshit look into what it takes to make great music, and it's not just buying millions of dollars worth of gear. I'm going to show my students how to play with sounds and mix melodies they can share with the world. I've never done something at this depth before."
MasterClass' current roster of instructors includes Christina Aguilera (singing), Kevin Spacey (acting), Usher (performance), Serena Williams (tennis), James Patterson (writing), Dustin Hoffman (acting), Aaron Sorkin (screenwriting), Werner Herzog (filmmaking) and Reba McEntire (country music).
-- Raffi is on a 40th anniversary tour promoting the release of his breakthrough Singable Songs for the Very Young album recorded with help from Ken Whiteley and Daniel Lanois. Since 1986, the children's troubadour has gone on to sell over 15M albums and DVDs in Canada and the US, along with more than 3M Songs to Read books. He performed two shows at Roy Thomson Hall in Toronto this past Sunday and will appear at the Moore Theatre in Seattle this coming Sunday.
-- Canadian funk outfit BadBadNotGood will be in Kuala Lumpur on Nov 29. Organized by Red Bull Music Academy, the concert, to be held at Le Noir KL, It is the group's first show in Malaysia and supports the release of their fourth album, 1V, that had its release in July.
-- Indie Week in Toronto got off to a roaring start last night with a well-attended and convivial launch party in the historic Burroughes Building. The beer and Jack D flowed freely, and acts including UK band Wuzi and Ascot Royals performed in one room while the schmoozing continued in another. Just a few of the notable industry types spotted: Moe Berg, superstar producer Garth Richardson, veteran musician/producer John Switzer (now leading the Seneca College music program), David Click Cox, Tom Dertinger, David MacMillan, Yvonne Matsell, Bruce Bradley, ace publicists Yvonne Valnea, Diane Foy and Laurie Lockhart, Slaight Music's Barnaby Marshall, up and coming folk/pop songstress Piper Hayes, Indie Week founder Darryl Hurs and comrade Cam Carpenter.
-- Having intentionally submitted his Endless and Blond(e) albums for possible Grammy Award nominations, Frank Ocean tells the New York Times that while the Grammys have "nostalgic importance", the ceremony "just doesn't seem to be representing very well for people who come from where I come from, and hold down what I hold down", noting that very few black people have ever won its Album Of The Year prize. "I think the infrastructure of the awarding system and the nomination system and screening system is dated".
-- The 23rd Annual North by Northeast Festival is expanding to 10 days, presenting a mix of programmes that include music, gaming, comedy between June 16-25 in Toronto. NXNE Club Land will present acts in city clubs from June 19-25, with the Port Lands component running the 23rd through 25th. NXNE Game Land at Yonge-Dundas Square features an e-Sports competition, video game demos, interactive activations, and live music June 16 -18. More info here
-- Punk activist Joe Keithley seems to run for political office almost as often as he puts out albums these days. The DOA frontman is the BC Green Party candidate for Burnaby-Lougheed in the May provincial election. "I am running because we need honesty and compassion in government," Keithley says. He has run unsuccessfully as a candidate for both the NDP and Green Party in past elections. Keithley will be inducted into Vancouver's Hall of Fame on Thursday, with his star on Granville Street as part of the deal.
-- The DOXA festival in Vancouver has announced its next fundraiser. It takes place at Ironworks Studio complex on Dec. 1 and an intriguing theme, Flipside: Disco vs Punk. The program replays the battle between those genres in the '70s. As part of the night's entertainment there are to be acoustic performance from Joe Keithley, with MCs Isolde N. Barron and Peach Cobblah repping disco. More info here
-- The Cavendish Beach Music Festival has announced three time Grammy-winning Zac Brown Band as one of three main headliners for next year's three-day festival. The country music superstars rock the stage on July 9, during the ninth edition of Atlantic Canada's largest outdoor music event. Public tix go on sale Friday. Info here.
-- Roots-rock trio Blackie & The Rodeo Kings has announced a cross-Canada tour that opens at Massey Hall on Feb. 25, then heads west, hitting seven cities and closing out in Vancouver at the Commodore Ballroom on March 10. They're plugging their latest, Kings And Kings.
-- Organizers of the annual Stampede Roundup fundraising concerts have announced plans to move from their longtime location at Fort Calgary to an as-yet unannounced new site. The summer event is one of the biggest corporate parties of the year and has in the past featured performances by acts such as The Tragically Hip, Bryan Adams, Kiss, The Cult and Moist. Monies raised go towards programs in the Calgary community. Source: Calgary Herald
-- The late great folk singer Steve Goodman was known as a fervent fan of the Chicago Cubs (right up there with Bill Murray). His song, "Go Cubs Go," is now a hit, thanks to the baseball team finally winning the World Series. In a classic case of bad timing, his relatives sold the rights to his song catalogue just a few months before, so the estate misses out on a big royalty cheque. Daughter Rosanna Goodman isn't too concerned though, calling the song's new hit status a nice memorial to Steve.
In folk circles, a buzz is growing around Rant Maggie Rant, a group whose sound fuses Celtic and world music elements to invigorating effect. The sextet plays Toronto's Hugh's Room on Thursday and London Music Club on Saturday, followed by Alberta shows.
RIP Mose Allison, a very influential jazz pianist and songwriter. On Nov. 15, age 89, in Hilton Head, SC. Though never a hitmaker as a solo artist, his songs were covered by such artists as The Who, The Clash, Elvis Costello and Bonnie Raitt. Van Morrison recorded an entire album of Allison songs and employed him as an opening act. His final album was 2010's The Way Of The World, produced by Joe Henry. Allison was named an NEA Jazz Master in 2013 and only retired from performing this year. Source: HitsDailyDouble
Other articles published this day
News about media and the regulatory environment both inside and beyond Canada's borders.
The Focus On Creators campaign prepared the following joint letter to Minister of Canadian Heritage Mélanie Joly and if you are a Canadian creator we have the link for you to add your name to this important appeal.
Entertainment One has confirmed it will be releasing Chuck Berry's first album of new material in 38 years. Unstated is that it is likely his final one as the guy who wrote the rock & roll playbook turned 90 on October 2.
In its 25 years of existence, the Vancouver-based label has accumulated an impressive discography that includes early releases by Neko Case, The New Pornographers, and The Pack A.D.


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Straight from "Wonkas Edible Garden" it's Sluggles! How can you go wrong with a name like that?
Apparently, these have been around for about a year, but it is not until fairly recently that they've begun to turn up on the shelves here in the deep south. The sluggles are quickly becoming a favorite of mine. They come in four different flavors – orange, grape lemon and strawberry. They are shaped as snails, slugs, worms and a something that looks like a slug sitting atop a cushion of slime.
The sluggles are made with natural ingredients with 25% real fruit juice (mostly apple juice, it sounds like). The flavor selection sounds pretty solid – hard to go wrong with strawberry, orange and lemon. I was a little wary of the grape flavor, fearing that it might have the medicine/perfume taste of grape soda.
The gummies are fairly soft, I'd say a little softer than your run-of-the-mill gummy worms. None of the flavors really stand out in a good or bad sense, and I usually just eat these without caring much about what particular color I happen to pop in my mouth.
Strawberry – The flavor is not particularly pronounced, and they don't taste all that strawberry-ish. They also look a bit faded and dull.
Lemon – These have a distinct lemon flavor that is not too overpowering. I like these, and the bright yellow color is nice too.
Orange – Nice orange taste. Not much of the bitter aftertaste that orange candies sometimes have. I like these.
Grape - I was a little wary of the grape flavor, fearing that it might have the medicine/perfume taste of grape soda, but these are much better than that. Though not my favorite, I feel no need to pick them out to eat separate from the rest of the bag.
Other products from the Wonka Edible Garden are Sour Puckeroom's and Squishy Sploshberries. You can read those reviews separately.
Brand: Wonka
Weight: 6.5oz
Price: $1.69
Yum: They're sluggles! Great texture and taste
Yuck: Nothing
Packaging: | (4 / 5) |
Aroma: | (4 / 5) |
Texture: | (5 / 5) |
Appearance: | (4 / 5) |
Flavor: | (5 / 5) |
Value: | (4 / 5) |
Overall: | (4 / 5) |


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