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Title: CNM STEMulus Director
Location: Albuquerque, New Mexico
Institution: Central New Mexico Community College (CNM)
Duties & Responsibilities: Under the general joint supervision of the Dean of School of Health, Wellness, and Public Safety (HWPS) and the Chief Community Engagement Officer, oversees Central New Mexico Community College's (CNM) health care programs located at CNM STEMulus and HWPS, including but not limited to simulation training, continuing education units (CEU), American Heart Association training center programs and other training / conferences / workshops. The Director is responsible for administrative functions for the program. These duties may include, but are not limited to, serving as a liaison among the students of the program, the faculty, and the College administration, as well as direct involvement in the development of employability of CNM's students within the community. This position will be responsible for the development of new and additional programs and community growth. Additionally, this position will be involved in College initiatives designed at strategic goal development for within HWPS, CNM STEMulus, and the community.
Responsible for the ongoing/yearly organization, administration, coordination, and evaluation of all aspects of the program. Responsible for outcomes assessment, accreditation, and program development. Establishes / develops and maintains effective community partnerships in support of CNM STEMulus programs and the health care simulations for students. Responsible for publicity, fundraising and high level tours for simulation and other programs intended for external users. Partner with HWPS and CNM STEMulus faculty and staff in the development of laboratory / simulation, CEU and various training learning experiences / opportunities and curriculum.
Responsible for the management of CNM STEMulus instructors and all HWPS simulation lab staff and work-studies. Provides leadership, direction, and support to assigned staff. Responsible for the management of the simulation lab operations, including but not limited to, development, maintenance, and enforcement of policies and procedures for all simulation programs that will affect staff, faculty, students and external customers. Responsible for maintenance and effective operation of the simulation lab equipment including, but not limited to, LearningSpace, Pyxis medication system, and Gaumard / Laerdal / CAE high fidelity mannequins.
Develops the budget for the CNM STEMulus programs and HWPS simulation labs and community programs. Oversees department budget, and monitors expenditures to ensure adherence to College policies. Forecasts and controls expenditures for the department by projecting department needs, justifying requests, allocating funds, revising priorities, and monitoring expenditures. This includes equipment purchases and repairs/maintenance.
Actively prospects and leverages potential new business opportunities within the healthcare arena. Cultivates strong, long-term relationships with key decision-makers within the health care industry and develops deep knowledge of potential client organizations. Analyzes potential opportunities and develops marketing strategies to promote CNM STEMulus health care programs. These duties can include, but are not limited to, oversight of simulation projects with community partners, and developing goals for programs intended for external users.
Minimum Requirements: – A Master's degree in simulation technology, health care profession, or a related field
- At least three (3) years' experience in simulation-based education and training, evaluation of outcomes, patient safety, and implementation of innovative simulation-based education and training programs necessary
- This position requires a background check.
- This position requires a current NM driver's license.
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Is 10:00 okay with you?
Dear Rachel,
okay is a morning
alone, "i'm ok"
head not quite in an ache
but not quite right
afraid to move or open eyes
too far for fear the pain
may return
"okay" is rain demanded
indoor children
making the most
of play dough and paint
swings blow, without child
in wind
I am not okay
I am something more
babies in bellies
did I mention
there has to be another word,
"okay" does not come close....
does anyone have a thesaurus?
please look up "okay" plus five
multiplied by two
half past happy
and one the way to blissful anticipation
take a left at over-joyed
and park it right there
right next to,
"can't wait to see you
and your beautiful children"
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At New Look, we build long term relationships with our suppliers. We encourage them to adopt more efficient ways of managing their environmental resources, helping to ensure a sustainable future. We do this by working together with other retail brands to explain the business benefits for making improvements. When a factory has positively reduced their environmental impact, we make sure these success stories are shared.
Each supplier faces a different mix of environmental challenges. These can include unstable energy supply and rising power costs, the potential for air and water pollution and the disposal of waste materials.
We work to understand the different impacts suppliers have on the environment. Once we understand this, we can then help them to make improvements.
In this way, our suppliers benefit from lower factory operating costs, reduced risk of production line disruption and an improved reputation as cleaner and more efficient factories.
Below are some examples of how our programmes in China and Bangladesh have helped factories improve environmental performance.
Textile Industry Sustainability Platform
In China, we initiated a multi-brand project, the Textile Industry Sustainability Platform (TISP). This is an online guide for factories, apparel brands and their partners on how to introduce their own environmental practices. TISP is a free resource of sustainability best practice which promotes the business case for energy efficiency. It describes how to manage energy, outlines energy efficiency measures that textile factories can implement, and tells the story of four factories which have already implemented energy efficiency programmes.
To learn more about TISP and read case studies of how factories are becoming more energy efficient, visit www.tisp.asia
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December 2012, we organised an Environment Training Conference in Shanghai to discuss environmental issues with 60 of our key Chinese suppliers and factories. The New Look team, industry experts and Eco-factory managers all outlined the benefits of adopting more environmentally efficient production practices. These sessions were well received by the audience and we are planning more environment training days this year, in both China and Bangladesh.
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In Bangladesh we're part-funding our suppliers to participate in the International Finance Corporations (IFC) Cleaner Production programme.
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The programme works collaboratively with factories to help them understand their current patterns of water consumption and water drainage and enables them to create a water footprint report. From this, they can decide to invest in new, simple technologies which increase water efficiency. For example, factories can benefit from attaching nozzles to water pipes to restrict the flow of water when it's not needed. This reduces consumption, waste and also the cost of buying water, which allows factories to speedily pay back their investment cost.
Following a successful pilot with one of our key supplier factories last year, another three supplier factories in Bangladesh have now joined the programme and we are encouraging more to join.
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The results of our work in China and Bangladesh have encouraged us to share environmental best practice with all our suppliers in these countries.
To do this, we're piloting an environmental scorecard. The scorecard allows us to understand the main environmental impacts of our supply chain and gives participating factories the data they need to become more efficient.
The scorecard is a series of questions about how suppliers manage their environmental impacts. It asks questions about how much fuel, materials, water and chemicals are consumed at each factory. We've scored twenty factories already, and we're continuing to roll the scorecard out across Asia.
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Hong Kong Air Pollution
Hong Kong Hong Kong is a magnificent place to live in, with trees and parks everywhere. Fantastic views around such as the Peak, Sai Kung, Repulse Bay etc. The view from the PeakBeach in Sai Kung A Hong Kong Park
What is the issue? Over many years Hong Kongs major problem is the Air pollution. The air pollution in Hong Kong is affecting every single citizen living there. Sickness, views, economy etc These are only some of the problems Health Impact Includes Asthma, Bronchial infections will begin when to much air pollution inhaled. Evidence has shown that Asthma and Bronchial infection has affected most workers that have a job outdoors.
What is the issue? View Impact Visibility in Hong Kong is currently less than 8 kilometres for over 30% of the year. Economy Impact The Hong Kong Government estimates that the pollution is costing them 21.2 billion a year only for hospital admissions.
What causes it? The air pollution in Hong Kong is caused by many things. Power Stations in Lamma Island produces air pollution (Carbon Dioxide) by burning fossil fuels and when the wind blows it brings it to Hong Kong. Electricity used by the citizens who live in Hong Kong are from the power station in Lamma Island. For instance the electricity used in every house hold in Hong Kong, only the homes consume 30-40% of the energy. Another large electricity consumer are the commercial buildings. They light up decorations every night. Hong Kong is also one of the major cities that is dense with light at night.
What causes it? Cars release air pollution (CO2) from their exhaust pipe. There are over thousands of vehicles in Hong Kong. Especially the diesel engine cars which are using Euro 1,2 and 3. Landfills in Hong Kong are also part of the causes.
Why do we need to protect our environment? We need to prevent the air pollution from invading into Hong Kong…… Otherwise the citizens who live in Hong Kong will inhale too much carbon dioxide which is bad for their health. Otherwise the environment and great views all around Hong Kong would not look nice anymore. Otherwise there will be less tourists travelling into Hong Kong because of the air pollution. Because this does not only affect Hong Kong but the world later on. ETC
Solutions We will need to stop using that much energy. Switch off lights/air conditioners/computers when not using Use renewable energy resources (solar power, wind power) The government of Hong Kong S.A.R is now encouraging people who uses diesel engines to renew it to meet the Euro 4-5 requirements. This makes the pollution released out from the car exhausts decrease. Recycle Plant more plants or trees Clean up the rubbish when you see some These are all useful solutions which could reduce the air pollution.
Evidence shows that smoky vehicles are less spotted which means the people are obeying the requirements of the Government.
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Miley Cyrus and younger sister Noah rode their bikes to Sharky's Mexican Grill on Tuesday.
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The Cyrus family ate at City Wok on Monday. They were celebrating Billy Ray's 47th birthday.
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Beyonce: The heart is stronger than you think
It's like it can go through anything
And even when you think it can't it finds a way to still push on, though
Carrie: Sometimes you want to run away
Ain't got the patience for the pain
And if you don't believe it look into
your heart the beat goes on
Rihanna: I'm tellin' you that
Things get better
Through whatever
If you fall, dust it off, don't let up
Sheryl: Don't you know you can go be your own miracle
Beyonce: You need to know
Sheryl: If the mind keeps thinking you've had enough
But the heart keeps telling you don't give up
Sheryl/Beyonce: Who are we to be
questioning, wondering what is what
Don't give up
Fergie: It's like we all have better days
Problems getting all up in your face
Leona: Just because you go through it
Fergie: Don't mean it got to take control, no
Leona: You ain't gotta find no hiding place
Keyshia: Because the heart can beat the hate
Leona: Don't wanna let your mind keep playin' you
Keyshia: And sayin' you can't go on
Rihanna: I'm tellin' you that
Miley: Things get better
Through whatever
Rihanna: If you fall
Miley: Dust if off, don't let up
LeAnn: Don't you know you
Natasha: Can go
LeAnn: Be your own
Natasha: Miracle
Carrie: You need to know
Ensemble: CHORUS
Mary: You don't gotta be a prisoner in your mind
Ciara: If you fall, dust it off
Mary: You can live your life
Rihanna/Carrie: Yeah
Mary: Let your heart be your guide
Rihanna/Carrie: Yeah yeah yeah
Mariah: And you will know that you're good if you trust in the good
Ashanti: Everything will be alright, yeah
Light up the dark, if you follow your heart
Mary: And it will get better
Mariah: Through whatever
Fergie: You got it in you, find it within
You got in now, find it within now
You got in you, find it within
You got in now, find it within now
You got in you, find it within
Find it within you, find it within
Everyone: THROUGH IT ALL, JUST STAND UP!
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After riding their bikes in the morning, Hannah Montana stars Miley Cyrus and Emily Osment did some shopping with Miley's mom Tish.
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Saturday, September 21, 2013
All calls were responded to within the County of Hood River Sept. 8-18.
Assaults, harassment, menacing and domestic violence:
Sept. 8 — S.W. WaNaPa Street, Cascade Locks — Male arrested for assault IV felony.
Sept. 14 — May Street — Deputy took report of ongoing harassment via Facebook.
Controlled substance violations (non-DUII):
Sept. 10 — Herman Creek, Cascade Locks — Male cited for unlawful possession of less than one ounce of marijuana.
Dept. 17 — Indian Creek Road, 1200 block — Male juvenile arrested for unlawful possession of methamphetamine and unlawful possession of less than one ounce of marijuana within 1,000 feet of a school. He was lodged at NORCOR.
Disorderly conduct, mischief, trespass and vandalism:
Sept. 9 — May Street, 3200 block — Deputy received a report of two slashed tires from a motor vehicle.
Sept. 16 — Allen Road, 6900 block — Deputy took information in regards to criminal mischief I, theft II and criminal trespass II.
Driving under the influence of intoxicants:
Sept. 14 — E. State Street at Second Street — Male arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol. He was also cited for minor in possession of alcohol and no operator's license. BAC registered .22 percent. He was lodged at NORCOR.
Sept. 16 — Tucker Road, 1800 block — One driver, after a three-car motor vehicle crash, fled the scene and was pursued by a victim in the crash, and was eventually located and apprehended. He submitted to a breath test and was lodged at NORCOR for several traffic crimes.
Identity theft or bank/credit card fraud:
Sept. 9 — Baseline Drive, 4900 block — Deputy recovered two forged $20 bills.
Sept. 10 — Trout Creek Ridge Road, 6400 block — Identity theft reported.
Motor vehicle crashes, offenses and impounds:
Sept. 8 — AGA Road at Odell Highway — Driver cited for no operator's license and driving uninsured, and the vehicle towed.
Sept. 8 — Highway 281 near Highway 282 — Male arrested for driving while suspended misdemeanor and lodged at NORCOR.
Sept. 8 — Tucker Park — Vehicle with Washington plates stopped for failure to drive within lane. Driver was driving with a suspended violation. The vehicle was towed.
Sept. 9 — Highway 35 at milepost 98 — Vehicle towed for no insurance and several other violations.
Sept. 11 — Bridge of the Gods, Cascade Locks — Vehicle towed for driving uninsured.
Sept. 12 — AGA Road, 3300 block — Deputy responded to a report of a hit-and-run. No injuries were reported.
Sept. 13 — Wy'east Road, 2500 block — Male unlicensed driver failed to maintain control of his vehicle after negotiating a 90-degree corner at a high rate of speed. The driver went off the road and into an orchard, where he damaged two pear trees.
Sept. 14 — I-84 at milepost 57 — Vehicle stopped after driver failed to drive in the right hand lane. Driver cited for no operator's license and driving uninsured, and the vehicle towed.
Outstanding warrants, parole, probation or terms violations:
Sept. 9 — Odell Highway at Dethman Ridge— Male arrested for a probation violation detainer. BAC registered .12 percent. He was lodged at NORCOR.
Sept. 18 — Ackerman Drive, 3900 block — Female arrested for two probation violation warrants and lodged at NORCOR.
Theft or burglary:
Sept 9 — Herman Creek Road, Cascade Locks — Deputy helped retrieve a vehicle stolen out of Portland, Ore. The owner was notified.
Sept. 11 — Tucker Road, 1400 block — Deputy took report of a theft from a storage unit believed to have occurred Aug. 25.
Sept. 11 — Tucker Road, 1400 block — Report was made of items being taken from a storage unit.
Sept. 15 — Mark O. Hatfield Trailhead West — A bicycle was reported stolen.
Sept. 16 — Chevron Drive, 3600 block — An Odell resident reported the theft of two firearms from an unsecured camp trailer.
Sept. 17 — Gravel Pit — A contractor from Tacoma, Wash., reported tools being stolen from his service truck.
Sept. 18 — E. Sherman Avenue, 100 block — Deputy assisted the Hood River Police Department with the arrest of a male subject. He was arrested for possession of methamphetamine, resisting arrest, criminal trespass II, harassment, burglary II and theft III.
Sept. 9 — Airport Drive, 3600 block — Male arrested for improper use of 9-1-1 after making numerous calls for no emergency reason. He was lodged at NORCOR.
Sept. 10 — Tucker Park — Found property was recovered at the Parkdale Fire Department.
Sept. 14 — S.W. Wasco Street, 0-100 block, Cascade Locks — Male arrested for failure to register as a sex offender.
Sept. 15 — Culbertson Drive, 7800 block — Three juveniles were cited for minor in possession of alcohol after being contacted during a reported criminal trespass.
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Welcome to your sing-able Christmas gift list. What follows is an emergency rendition of "12 Days of Christmas" – for outfitting your home or car in case of snow storm, earthquake, flood or other emergency. Read it as a simple list, or sing it to the tune of "12 Days" – you know, as in " … and a partridge in a pear tree…" Not to make light of it, but the song is a familiar framework for a set of gift ideas that you could consider gathering together, even if the recipient already owns items such as a bunch of coats, tire chains and flashlights. Stores throughout the Gorge are stocked up on all these items. Buying all 12 days might be prohibitive, but here are three ideas for checking any of the dozen off your list (notations follow, 1-12.) The gift items needed to stay warm, dry and safe are also coded to suggest items in your abode (A) in your car (C) or both (B). 12 Gallons of Water (A) 11 Family meals (B) 10 Cans of propane (A) 9 Hygiene bags (B) 8 Packs of batteries (A) 7 Spare coats (B) 6 Bright red flares (C) 5 Cozy blankets (B) 4 Tire chains (C) 3 Flashlights (B) 2 cell phone chargers (B) 1 And a crush-proof first aid kit (B) Price ranges? Here's a few quotes for days Three, Two, Four and Nine: n A family gift of flashlights (three will run $15-30, Hood River Supply, Tum-A-Lum) n Cell phone chargers (two will run $30-60) n Tire chains (basic set, $30, Les Schwab, returnable if unused for the winter) n Family meals ($100 or so should cover the basics for three or four reasonably well-fed days) n The home kit should be kept in a handy place near an exit, and remember that water needs to be replenished every few months. If you have a solid first aid kit already, switch out the gift idea with "and-a-sto-o-u-t- tub-for it-all …" Otherwise, it's a case of assembling your home or car kits and making sure all members of the family know what the resources are and how to use them (ie flares and propane). Emergency situations are at worst life-threatening, at best deeply uncomfortable if you and your family are left without power for an extended period, or traveling and find yourself in a situation where you need to wait out a storm, lengthy traffic delay, or other crisis. Notes on the 12 gift ideas: 12 – Gallons of water: that's one per person in a four-member family to last for three days, the recommended minimum to be prepared for utility outages. 11 – Easy-open packaged goods, energy bars, dried food and nuts are good things to include for nutrition. Think of what your family of four needs for three days to stay fortified and hydrated (see number 12). Can-opener also recommended 10 – If you have a propane camping stove, keep extra fuel handy. 9 – Hygiene bags: put packaged moistened towelettes, toilet paper, and plastic ties in large garbage bags (for personal sanitation) Resource list courtesy of Hood River County Emergency Management, Barbara Ayers, manager/ 541-386-1213. The county also reminds residents to Get a Kit, Make A Plan to connect your family if separated, and Stay Informed. See www.co.hood-river.or.us to opt-in for citizen alerts. Enlarge


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"If political pundits are proved wrong again, I will be sad. Before Lok Sabha polls, pundits said BJP will get 120 seats, that Modi is new and nobody knows him outside Gujarat.
"But BJP alone got 282 and, with allies, crossed the 300-mark. All pundits were proved wrong. Their calculations failed as they used the old yardstick," Modi said, addressing a poll rally at Kasturchand Park here this evening.
"Even this time, pundits are saying there will be hung Assembly. I want to tell them, if you have time, just look at the massive crowds at my rallies in Maharashtra and people's enthusiasm," he said, adding, "This will be an unprecedented election in history of Maharashtra and BJP will win full majority."
Modi said Congress gave the people a "Maharashtra of scams" while BJP will give them a "Maharashtra of skills" where skill development will ensure job to the youth. He said the Multi-modal International Cargo Hub and Airport at Nagpur (Mihan) project was stalled due to Congress but the BJP government will give impetus to it. There should be no politics on the issue of development, he said.
"I want the spirit of Team India to define Centre-State relations. Prime Minister and Chief Ministers should work as a team and the voices from the states are heard....I want the journey of development to be like that," he said.
"If a non-BJP state government stands with the Centre, then it is one plus one, that is two. But if another BJP state government is there, the total will be one plus one, that is eleven," he said.
The Prime Minister said his government was aiming at housing for all by 2022. Modi lauded the work done by state BJP chief Devendra Fadnavis, describing him as an active 'jan sevak' (servant of the people), who exposed various scams of Congress-NCP government in Maharashtra.
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- Minimum stay:4 nights
- Sleeps:4
- Bedrooms:1
- Bathrooms:1
- Property type:Condo
- Internet:Yes
- Pets considered:No
- Wheel chair accessible:Yes
About the Property
Condo, 1 Bedroom, 1 Bath (Sleeps 4)
Pets considered:No sorry
Wheel chair accessible:Yes
Property description
The unit Includes
• 1 bedroom condo located on ground floor with a large porch facing the pond
• Sleeps up to 4 people;
• Bedroom is furnished with a king-sized bed with a spacious walk-in closet equipped with a safe; bran new 40 inch flat screen TV
• Living room offers 2 sofa beds , bran new 40 inch flat screen TV
• Fully equipped kitchen (granite countertops, appliances including a dish washer)
• Air conditioning and ceiling fans;
• Free parking
• High-Speed Internet and free WiFi access all over the resort;
• Full size washer and dryer inside the condo
• Fresh linens and towels;
The amenities of the resort Includes 2 pools ,a vast sundeck overlooking the pond, a fully-equipped gym as well as an indoor basketball court.
Nearby Activities and Points of Interest:
Amusement Parks: 3 miles to Walt Disney World, 5 miles to Downtown Disney (including Disney Quest & Cirque du Soleil), 7 miles to Sea World, 11 miles to Universal Studios, 2 miles to Old Town Amusement Park. 32 miles to Legoland
Daytona Beach 1 Hour Drive
Cocoa Beach 50 minutes Drive
Clearwater Beach 1h30 Hour Drive
Tampa Bay Beaches 1 Hour Drive
Water Parks: 6 miles to Typhon Lagoon, 7 miles to Blizzard Beach, 10 miles to Wet N Wild.
Golf Courses: ...just to name a few, Falcon's Fire Golf Club at 6 minute drive, Kissimmee municipal golf coures at 15 minute drive, Celebration Golf Club at 9 minute drive, Disney's Lake Buena Vista Golf Course at 15 minute drive.
Airport: 21 miles to Orlando International airport (MCO)
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Why the Owner Chose Kissimmee, FL, USA:
Nice gated community. Ideal place after a busy day visiting and shopping.
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Location.Quiet environment, this unit is one of the few that are located just in front of the water with a huge L shape porch.
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->''"You're an overweight, frustrated, unsuccessful, stammering, stuttering, sweating, y'know, completely out of your element individual."''
-->-- '''Jerry Seinfeld''', to Jiminy Glick
''Primetime Glick'' was a comedy series that aired on Creator/ComedyCentral from 2001 to 2003. It starred Martin Short (in a fat suit and convincing facial make-up) as clueless interviewer Jiminy Glick, who would fawn over celebrities, despite knowing next to nothing about them (and frequently getting facts about them wrong). He also had a penchant for unknowingly insulting whoever he talked to. Jiminy was joined by his bandleader, Adrian Van Voorhees ([=Michael McKean=]), who took the brunt of his abuse. An elderly, cranky woman named Miss Gathercole (also played by Short) appeared in the studio audience of every show and often shouted complaints at Glick.
In-between the interviews were "Jiminy's Home Movies" (featuring Jan Hooks as Dixie, his chain-smoking, drinking, pill-dependent wife), "Lalawood Fables" (marionette reenactments of grisly Hollywood murders and other scandals), and fake commercials and trailers. Some arguably verged on [[DudeNotFunny being tasteless]] (Jiminy pretending to be an Asian stereotype at Bob Jones University) or [[FunnyAneurysmMoment not being as funny due to recent events]] (the Tom Green/Osama Bin Laden sketch being a prime example- keep in mind it was filmed only a few months before 9/11), but there were plenty of hilarious ones like the film parody "An American Pope" (featuring Martin Short as TommyLeeJones!) and Adrian's "Harp Accompaniment For Your Sensual Massage" CD, among others.
Much of the humor simply came from how bizarre Glick was. He would randomly lower and raise his vocal pitch, frequently stuff his face (to the point where he couldn't talk) while talking to the bewildered guest, fidget uncomfortably in his chair and fall over, and make out-of-nowhere non sequiturs. For instance, one time while interviewing Rob Lowe and asking why he doesn't have a Southern accent despite being from the south, Glick went into a string about Sinatra's ex-wives and ended by asking Lowe what his opinion was on Barbara Sinatra. Being that the interviews were improvised, many crazy moments could occur between Glick and the guests.
It ran for 30 episodes. Sadly, only five episodes from Season 1 and TheMovie ''Jiminy Glick in Lalawood'' are out on DVD.
!!''Primetime Glick'' contains examples of:
* AccidentalMisnaming: In the interview with Music/IceCube, Jiminy keeps unknowingly calling him Music/VanillaIce.
* AlliterativeName: Jiminy's four sons are named Morgan, Mason, Matthew, and Modine.
* AllMusicalsAreAdaptations / TitleTheAdaptation: Spoofed -- Jiminy tries to open one episode with a number from ''Apollo 13 -- The Musical''; naturally it goes wrong.
** Additionally, in the very first episode, Jiminy performs a song from the musical version of ''Film/{{Twister}}'', called "She's A-Blowin'".
* AntiRoleModel: At the end of one episode, Jiminy told the audience that if they're planning on drinking and driving, to gun it so they'll be off the road by the time he gets done with the show.
* BaitAndSwitch: When interviewing Jerry Seinfeld, Jiminy says he loved Jerry on that ''wonderful show''... by the name of ''Series/{{Benson}}''.
* TheBeard: Guest Bill Maher assumed that Dixie was Jiminy's beard and that he was actually gay. Jiminy's retort:
--> '''Jiminy''': Isn't that interesting, coming from a forty-four year-old bachelor??
* BerserkButton: Jiminy chews out Edie Falco merely for interrupting him. Once.
--> '''Glick''': SSSSSHHHH. I have more questions.
--> '''Falco''': Sorry. (long pause as Glick angrily stares at her)
--> '''Glick''': If you ''keep'' interrupting me, while I'm trying to interview, how can I possibly double task? I can't double task! You ''expect'' too much from me, girl! (another long pause) I don't mean to get heavy, and I know you're my guest, but that's ''wrong''. And I want you to talk to your psychic or your shrink, or to your ''God'', God forbid you should go to church, and ''question'' why you would interrupt me! Thank you very much.
* BigEater: And big choker, too.
* {{Biopic}}: In-universe example: Jiminy had a made-for-TV movie about his courtship with Dixie. [[Series/{{Cheers}} George Wendt]] played Jiminy Glick. However, during the interview with Wendt, Jiminy admits that the vast majority of his so-called biopic is "just a lot of lies".
* BlatantLies: As mentioned in {{Biopic}}, the vast majority of Jiminy's biopic is outright falsities to add drama to the film.
* BrokenRecord: In TheMovie, while interviewing Ben [=DiCarlo=], Jiminy remarks that Ben's made so many wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful... (Ben taps Jiminy's arm) films.
* {{Buddhism}}: Jiminy and Dixie are apparently Buddhists. However, they also exchange Hanukkah gifts for some reason.
* ButIDigress: Happens quite frequently in Jiminy's interviews.
* ButtMonkey: Adrian Van Voorhees.
** Eugene Levy comes across as this during his interview; not only does Jiminy repeatedly insult him and his home country of Canada, but his interview is interrupted by Creator/BobHope[[labelnote:Note]](played by Dave Thomas)[[/labelnote]] crashing the studio and Jiminy more interested in interviewing him.
* CanadaEh: During the Eugene Levy interview, Jiminy makes tons of stereotypes about Canada, which Levy has to refute.
* CaptainObvious: Played for laughs. In his interview with Rob Lowe, Jiminy confirms that Lowe plays a speechwriter for the president. Jiminy adds: "But not for the real president; this is for a fictitious president?" Lowe just smiles while the audience laughs.
** In his interview with Creator/LorraineBracco, he compliments her beauty and voice: "The combination is just to make you melt. Any heterosexual will tell you!... The gay boys won't."
* TheCasanova: Guest Alec Baldwin was portrayed as this in his interview, admitting that only one woman ever turned down his sexual advances.
* CatchPhrase: Jiminy loves to say "Wonderful!", often numerous times in succession. Adrian opens each show with:
--> '''Adrian''': I'm Adrian Van Voorhees, and am I the only one who needs a Glick fix?
--> '''Audience''': No! We do!
--> '''Adrian''': Damn straight! Ladies and gentlemen, Jiminy Glick!
* CloudCuckooLander: Jiminy Glick, obviously. He has the weirdest trains of thought.
* {{Corpsing}}: In a "Jiminy's Home Movies" where Jiminy worked with a personal trainer at the gym, Jiminy said something that made Jan Hooks (who played Dixie) laugh, but Dixie was supposed to be upset in that moment. By happy coincidence, Hooks put her hands over her face to make it look like her character Dixie was crying instead of covering her laughing face.
* CurseCutShort: The old producer of the show, Irving Cohen, delivers one during a vaudeville number:
--> '''Irving Cohen''': So buy yourself a condom, they're two for a buck / So you don't get her pregnant when you're ready to- babababa! (has heart attack)
* DysfunctionalFamily: And how. It's a miracle Jiminy and Dixie are still together, given how irritated Dixie seems to get with Jiminy.
* EveryEpisodeEnding: Jiminy in the steam room with one of the guests from the episode.
* EverythingSoundsSexierInFrench: Jiminy is smitten with guest Creator/LorraineBracco because she speaks some French to him.
* FatSuit
* FunnyBackgroundEvent / ThrowItIn: In certain "Out and About" interviews, you can hear the crew members laughing in the background.
* GroinAttack: One of the kids hits Jiminy in the crotch during one of the "Lalawood Fables" sketches.
* HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday: In his interview with Billy Crystal, Jiminy said "Two heteros like us."
* HealingHands: In the interview with Creator/StevenSpielberg, Jiminy was winded from getting candy while Steven was talking. While breathing heavily, Steven put his index finger on Jiminy's cheek, and a bemused Jiminy asked: "What are ya gonna do with that?" Steven replied, "I'm gonna do ''[[Film/ETTheExtraTerrestrial E.T.]]''. ''(scratchy voice)'' I'll be right here. ''(finger glows as he touches Jiminy's face)''
--> '''Jiminy''': ''(instantly happy)'' Ohhh... thank you, Steven! Steven Spielberg: The man, of magic.
* HilariousOuttakes: The TV series didn't have any, but the movie featured a couple minutes of outtakes before the credits. Among the highlights were Jiminy calling Steve Martin gay for being a cheerleader in high school and making Creator/KurtRussell laugh uncontrollably.
* ImmediateSelfContradiction: In TheMovie:
--> '''Jiminy''': Let's talk about communists.\\
'''Steve Martin''': In Hollywood?\\
'''Jiminy''': In Hollywood. Are they still "pulling the strings"? You read this, that they're pulling the strings. How does Steve Martin feel about such things that I just said?\\
'''Steve Martin''': There's a lot of communism in Hollywood, a lot of people are communists.\\
'''Jiminy''': No! To this day?\\
'''Steve Martin''': Yes, a lot of-\\
'''Jiminy''': Operating the studios?\\
'''Steve Martin''': Yes they are.\\
'''Jiminy''': Running the town?\\
'''Steve Martin''': But I would never, uh, y'know, name names.\\
'''Jiminy''': You wouldn't name names?\\
'''Steve Martin''': No, I would not name names.\\
'''Jiminy''': Like if I said Meg Ryan-\\
'''Steve Martin''': Communist. Yeah.
* IncrediblyLamePun: In a deleted scene of his interview with Conan O'Brien, Jiminy made a bad pun while performing some improv with Conan: "I hope that there's tartar sauce, or this chicken ain't gonna fly!"
* InstrumentalThemeTune: Aside from a female chorus singing "I gotta have a Glick fix, ooh I need a Glick fix...", the theme is a rock instrumental.
* IsThisThingStillOn: In-universe example: Subverted; Jiminy often assumes certain celebrities such as Ernie Kovacs and George C. Scott are still alive. He's surprised when told by guests that they've passed away a long time ago.
* ItIsPronouncedTropay: In his interview with Chevy Chase, Jiminy said he's broken a "capillery".
* JerkAss: Jiminy Glick, though he's often unaware of it and is actually surprised to be called out on it.
* KryptoniteFactor: In outtakes of TheMovie, Jiminy says his kryptonite is cheese parmesan and asks Steve Martin what's his. [[HilariousOuttakes He just laughs.]]
* LampshadedDoubleEntendre: In the movie, Jiminy is pulled away from sex with Dixie by his talent agent. After their conversation, Jiminy says:
--> '''Jiminy''': I have to go take care of some unfinished business, if'n you know what I mean.
* LargeHam: Like you need to ask who.
* LateToThePunchline: When intervieing Nathan Lane, Jiminy mentioned his sons: Morgan, Mason, Matthew, and Modine:
--> '''Nathan''': The four [=Ms=].\\
'''Jiminy''': ''(excited)'' "The four [=Ms=]"!........ ''(gets it)'' oh, that's right.
* LeaveTheCameraRunning: At the end of the John Salley interview, Jiminy cuts to commercial. Instead of fading out, the camera stays on the two after the audience applause dies down, and the two have virtually nothing to say to each other. The most Jiminy can ask is if John likes Jujyfruits. Then to break the awkward silence, he runs off to get some.
* LongList: One episode promises to feature '''all''' the Baldwin brothers, and there's enough time for two cutaways to Glick getting ready to go onstage before Adrian finishes reading the list (which includes such lesser-known Baldwins as Shlomo and Baldy).
* MistakenForRacist: Jiminy pleads his case to the audience after his aforementioned Asian stereotyping at Bob Jones University.
* MoodWhiplash: PlayedForLaughs in the John [=McEnroe=] interview. The majority of the interview is Jiminy and John getting along, until it all suddenly goes south in the last 30 seconds.
--> '''John''': Next time, you'll promise, right? Next time, you'll promise, will you ask me some nice questions next time? Some better questions?\\
'''Jiminy''': You're telling me I didn't ask you nice questions?\\
'''John''': They were out.\\
'''Jiminy''': They were perfectly on the line! You have GOT to be kidding me!\\
'''John''': C'mere and ''kiss my ass''!\\
'''Jiminy''': I don't want to kiss your ass unless there's money involved!\\
'''John''': Give me a break.\\
'''Jiminy''': Give ''me'' a break! ''(pointing at him)'' You stop it, and you hear me out. You hear me when I speak to you. You stink!\\
'''John''': I'm outta here. ''(gets up)''\\
'''Jiminy''': Oh, you're outta here? How about you were outta here before you sat down!\\
'''John''': Thanks, man.\\
'''Jiminy''': "Man", oh suddenly we're in a beatnik movie.
* TheMovie: ''Jiminy Glick in Lalawood''. It wasn't well received.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Naturally, since Martin Short plays most of them, with heavy make-up. Among the actors he's impersonated are Tommy Lee Jones, Conan O'Brien, Tom Green, Al Pacino, and (perhaps his best one) David Lynch in the movie.
* NoIndoorVoice: Referenced in the Nathan Lane interview.
--> '''Jiminy''': You don't really project; that's not your thing, is it so much?\\
'''Nathan''': Well in the theater it is, but we're in a hotel room now, so you can actually ''lower'' your voice.\\
'''Jiminy''': I ''could'', but I ''won't''! HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!!!!\\
'''Nathan''': (touching his ear in pain) Yeah...
* NotListeningToMeAreYou: Played with in the Creator/StevenSpielberg interview. Jiminy asks Steven what his secret to success is, and Steven gives a long answer about how he's been influenced by the great directors and movies of the past. Jiminy is bored within seconds of asking the question and after slouching in his chair, he goes to a nearby table and stuffs snacks in his mouth, then crawls back into his chair while looking winded. All while Steven is talking.
* OverlyLongGag: Whenever Jiminy struggles to start a sentence but can't formulate his thoughts and merely repeats "What..." over and over. Seen in the Damon Wayans and Nathan Lane interviews.
* PatrioticFervor: In one episode, Jiminy is seen driving his truck, which has a giant American flag mounted on the passenger side door. Unfortunately for Jiminy, it's windy outside and the flag blows against his windshield, causing him to experience a car crash.
* PissTakeRap: Jiminy tries an amateur rap out on guest Ice Cube. Ice is embarrassmed by Jiminy's poor skills.
--> '''Jiminy''': (rapping) He's got a beard / Some say he's weird / But he's my kinda fella and that's true, / And every time he walks down the street, he says... / Uh... I wish I could eat some beef stew- (talking) I haven't worked out the ending.
* {{Portmanteau}}: Done by accident in his interview with Regis Philbin, where Jiminy unknowingly combines Kathie Lee and Kelly Ripa's names into "Kelly Lee".
* PottyEmergency: When Jiminy concluded his interview with Steve Martin, where the two discussed adult diapers, he told Steve, "I've gotta go, because all this talk of what we were talking about before... mmm..."
* PottyFailure: In his interview with Steve Martin, Steve plugs adultdiapers.com. Jiminy asks if you can do a "stinky" in them and go out publicly. Steve is unsure, and Jiminy argues that's an important selling point.
--> '''Jiminy''': Can you do a stinky in them? Because if you can't, what's the point of them? Because anyone can just pee their pants; I did it five minutes ago. Never felt better, never felt freer. (Steve chuckles) But to do a stinky, in front of an Oscar, kind-of-considered actor through the years, wouldn't that be a mistake? And wouldn't I ''feel'' liberated by wearing an adult diaper? Adult diapers to be free to do a stinky.\\
'''Steve''': (laughing) Oh Jiminy, Jiminy...\\
'''Jiminy''': Well, it's my opinion.
* PraisingShowsYouDontWatch: Invoked. Jiminy does this all the time. For instance, during the Damon Wayans interview, he thought ''Film/MajorPayne'' was a hilarious movie, even though he admitted all he saw of it was the poster. And in the Nathan Lane interview, he praises Matthew Broderick's work, but admits he hasn't seen anything he's done.
** And of course, the ultimate example: Giving "Growing Up Ghandi" a glowing review in TheMovie, despite having slept through most of it.
* PrecisionFStrike: See SoundEffectBleep example below.
* {{Prequel}}: TheMovie shows how Jiminy Glick got his start interviewing celebrities and moved away from interviewing small town people on a local Butte, Montana show.
* PrimaDonnaDirector: Jiminy is this when he makes the made-for-TV movie supposedly based on his life. He annoys George Wendt (who plays Glick) so much with his constant scene interruptions that Wendt eventually chokes Glick while shouting, "Die, piglet, die!"
* PunctuatedForEmphasis: Many of Jiminy's shouted lines fall into this.
* RagingStiffie: Jiminy gets one in TheMovie while watching the lesbian take-off on ''Film/TheAfricanQueen''. He holds the popcorn tub over his crotch so his penis goes into the tub, and he asks Dixie to reach in for some popcorn.
--> '''Dixie''': I am not falling for that old parlor trick. Last time I reached in, it wasn't even in there.\\
'''Jiminy''': It's in there, trust me. I've got the salt burns to prove it.
* RuleOfThree: In TheMovie, Dixie acting irrationally when Jiminy said he dreamed about being in bed with Miranda Coolidge. Made even funnier by the fact that Dixie apologies every time, then immediately repeats the same mistake.
* RunningGag: Jiminy yelling to Stacy (his assistant) that she got a fact wrong.
** Also Jiminy's rivalry with gossip columnist Liz Smith.
** Jiminy hitting his guests with a rolled up paper. Keep in mind he never does it out of anger.
** Single episode example: During the Creator/JaneaneGarofalo interview, Jiminy keeps asking her age (at the time, it was 36) and is surprised each time, like it's the first time he's heard it.
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: Conan O'Brien walked out after he got annoyed with Jiminy taking a cell phone call in the middle of the interview.
* SignificantBirthDate: Jiminy frequently tells his guests that they share a birthday with someone else that's famous.
** During the Janeane Garofalo interview, Jiminy seems to think there's something significant about Janeane being (at the time) the same age as MarilynMonroe when she was found dead, in the nude.
* SmokingHotSex: Played with in the movie; Dixie actually smokes DURING sex. She seems relatively bored, too.
* SoundEffectBleep: After Jiminy finishes interviewing Creator/MelBrooks, Mel remarks: "This is the craziest (fuck)ing interview I've ever done in my life."
* SpecialGuest: Besides the scheduled guests, occasionally there would be surprise guests, such as Bob Hope (played by Dave Thomas).
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: [[Creator/JuliaLouisDreyfus Julia Louis-Dreyfus]] mentions that her last name is spelled with one "S", while Richard Dreyfuss's last name is spelled with two "S"s, in order to correct Jiminy's mistake that the two are married.
* StrictlyFormula: Act one was always Jiminy delivering his monologue to the crowd. Act two was with his first guest in the studio. Act three was "Out and About With Jiminy Glick", which was another interview, only in a hotel room or other locale. Occasionally the formula was different (such as the Regis Philbin episode, where the "Out and About" interview occurred in act two), but for the most part it was broken down the same way for each episode.
* TheTalk: Jiminy has to give his sons Matthew and Modine the sex talk in TheMovie. Matthew and Modine are both 13, and Jiminy's annoyed that they still don't know where babies come from.
* TanLines: Adrian van Voorhees always has a tan.
* TeenyWeenie: When interviewing Creator/BenStiller, Jiminy told an anecdote about how he accidentally got his penis stuck in his zipper (similar to what happened in ''Film/TheresSomethingAboutMary)'', but he left it out because he didn't want to be late for the movie ''Film/VictorVictoria''. When gossip columnist Liz Smith saw his penis hanging out, she said it looked like a "shih tzu".
** In TheMovie, when Dixie refuses to go along with his "penis in the popcorn bag" gag, she says that the last time she fell for it, she couldn't even find it in the bag.
* ThatLiarLies: Jiminy has occasionally called his guests liars:
** When interviewing Jerry Seinfeld:
--> '''Jiminy''': Do you still talk to them [the rest of the ''Seinfeld'' cast]?\\
'''Jerry''': Oh sure, I talk to them all the time.\\
'''Jiminy''': ''Oh!'' sure. Your voice went, "OH! sure'', like it was a lie.
** And when he interviewed Billy Crystal, he asked him if he was one of those "Hollywood liars".
* ToiletHumour: Jiminy's rant about being able to do a "stinky" in adult diapers during his Steve Martin interview.
* TongueTied: Done deliberately by Martin Short for comedic effect.
* TooMuchInformation: Anytime Jiminy openly discusses his sex life with a guest.
* UnresolvedSexualTension: In his interview with Regis Philbin, Jiminy asked Regis if he had any sexual tension with his co-host Kathie Lee. Regis assured him that they only did the show and then went their separate ways.
* WakingNonSequitur: Irving Cohen had a habit of doing this after being revived from passing out.
* WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties: Turns up at the end of one "Lalawood Fables" segment, just as Jiminy goes into detail about the scandal that ruined Fatty Arbuckle's career. When it cuts back to the show, the kids' parents can be seen leading the kids out of the room, obviously disgusted by what Jiminy was telling them about.
* YouHaveToHaveJews: Referenced in TheMovie:
--> '''Glick''': You're one of the few Jews who's really made it in the business.\\
'''Steve Martin''': Well actually, I'm not Jewish.\\
'''Glick''': But you KNOW Jewish people.\\
'''Steve Martin''': Yes, I do.\\
'''Glick''': And you've used those connections; I can't imagine you wouldn't.\\
'''Steve Martin''': (chuckles) Well, what are you saying? You're, uh...\\
'''Glick''': I think it's, I think it's necessary to use any ethnic group. If I had an agent who was a Muslim... ''I'd use him.''\\
'''Steve Martin''': Well you're... you're coming off really really well.


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Sounds Eclectic Vol. 3 is the latest in a series of in-studio performance compilations that up-and-coming bands have recorded on Nic Harcourt's syndicated radio show, Sounds Eclectic, broadcast from KCRW in Santa Monica. The show has jumpstarted the careers of many musicians, including Alexi Murdoch, whose CDs eventually find themselves spinning in old blue Volvo station wagons and being discussed in coffee shops (the discussions usually begin with the preface of "I heard it on NPR") by women who dress like anthropologists and men who have Martin acoustic guitars in their attics.
Harcourt, a sort of avuncular John Peelgood for the public radio set who may or may not have pneumatic vacuum tubes running directly from his studio to the acquisitions departments at WB and The O.C., seems to see himself as a tastemaker through Sounds Eclectic. His liner notes are full of lines like these: "I got this demo from a friend, and I had it on the air immediately"; "this was [Damien Rice's] first ever visit to play in the U.S."; "it was Jem's first ever radio performance"; "this track was taken from Interpol's first ever radio session"; "Again, I heard an early [Franz Ferdinand] EP and invited the guys to our program on their first visit to the U.S."
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Self-diagnosed "eclectics," especially those with first-on-the-block hang-ups, make me very skeptical, and to tell you the truth, I'm not sure what the point is with these compilations. Is it just to promote the show? Does he want to turn people on to new bands? Did he catch some particularly amazing performances?
Some of the performances are interesting, such as an explosive track by the Mexican band Kinky. A cover by Iron and Wine of the Flaming Lips' "Waiting for a Superman" is excellent. You might think that Sam Beam's songs all sound the same, and this cover confirms that sentiment, but in a good way. Paul Weller, Damien Rice, Steve Earle, and Radiohead all prove the strength of their songs by stripping them down to acoustic guitar.
Other tracks, though, are quixotic misfires. Unfortunately, the Flaming Lips stripped down "Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots Pt. 1" to just piano and vocals. Arrangements make the Lips, but "spare" is not their forte. On "It's the Sun," the anything-but-spare Polyphonic Spree provide further evidence that trumpets should be banned from rock and pop music unless you are Burt Bacharach and it's a flugelhorn.
I think I see where Harcourt is coming from here. Some chaff-separating is inevitable when groups rework their songs for performance, but the wheat makes it worth it. Still, I don't get the "eclectic" label. By the time this CD came out, everyone had heard these bands already. In a world where the consumer can download anything he wants, technology is bringing new possibilities to hidden talents all over the world, and the bandwidth is finally wide enough to bring the two together, no one needs a public radio show to decide for them which new music is worth listening to.
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INDIANAPOLIS (AP)—Selection Sunday will be a lot more fun for Cleveland State this year.
Unlike a year ago, when the Vikings waited in vain for a possible at-large bid to the NCAA tournament, their 57-54 victory over No. 16 Butler on Tuesday night in the championship game of the Horizon League tournament assured them an automatic berth in the NCAAs.
"It's a lot of pressure off. I always remember last year when I got hurt, that was always lingering in my mind about `What if?'—maybe something would have happened," Cleveland State senior Cedric Jackson said. "But last year was a great experience for me. Coming into this game I was a lot more relaxed and ready to lead this team."
Jackson left last year's Horizon championship game against Butler early in the second half with an ankle injury. He had only four points and three rebounds in that loss to the Bulldogs.
This time, he had 19 points and seven rebounds and keyed a flurry of 3-pointers in the second half that erased an 8-point Butler lead. The win guaranteed the Vikings their first NCAA bid since 1986, when they were seeded 14th and knocked off Bob Knight's Indiana Hoosiers and made the regional semifinals.
"It feels so good. I've waited four years, five years, it's so amazing, just to get this championship," said Jackson, who was voted the Horizon tournament MVP. "It means the world to me. This team has stuck together day in and day out."
Six of Cleveland State's (25-10) first seven field goals in the second half were 3-pointers. Butler's last lead was 48-47 midway through the period, then Jackson hit a 3-pointer and a floater in the lane to put the Vikings in front for good. Butler had two chances to tie it in the closing seconds, but Shelvin Mack and Gordon Hayward missed 3-pointers.
Mack, a freshman, led Butler with 18 points.
"It really wasn't the game plan," Jackson said of the 3-pointers. "It was about being aggressive and knowing when to step up and make plays. We started out slow and Butler was sagging off me, so I had to step up and just count on that shot to go in. I took a few bad shots, but my teammates helped me out on the defensive end, and that was the most important part."
Cleveland State lost twice to the Bulldogs in the regular season. Butler, ranked in the Top 25 most of the season, is expected to receive an at-large NCAA bid.
"I feel really good. … You feel better when you're on the victor side," Butler coach Brad Stevens said. "But I told our guys in the locker room that the last time we lost in the (Horizon) championship, we made it to the (NCAA) Sweet 16. It's a totally different story when you get into postseason play."
It's the first conference tournament title in coach Gary Waters' three seasons at Cleveland State.
"It's fabulous," said Waters, who also took Kent State to the NCAAs in 2001. "This is something we've been dreaming of, and now we don't have to dream any longer. Now Cleveland State is on the map."
In other conference tournament championship games:
N. Dakota St. 66, Oakland, Mich. 64
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Western Kentucky reached the round of 16 last year and provided one of the tournament's most spectacular plays when Ty Rogers sank a desperation 3-pointer over three defenders to beat Drake in the first round.
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Things are getting worse for Bill Cosby. The Pennsylvania District Attorney has just announced that Bill will be charged with "aggravated indecent assault" in connection with the 2004 case that he settled. He is scheduled to be arraigned this afternoon. Until now, the lawsuits have all been civil suits since the statue of limitations had been exceeded for most of the accusers; a criminal case, of course, is much more serious.
RELATED: Bill Cosby sues Beverly Johnson for defamation while another accuser sues him.
The charge is a first-degree felony. The DA said that new information had come to light in 2015. Since the statue of limitations in this type of case is 12 years, the investigation was re-opened. Some witnesses were re-interviewed and evidence from the civil case as well as information from other alleged victims was considered before they decided to charge Bill Cosby with aggravated indecent assault. Andrea Constand's attorney has confirmed that the allegations are connected to her 2004 case.
RELATED: Bill Cosby sues seven of his accusers for defamation.
The comedian has continually denied all allegations, even countersuing some of his accusers for defamation. So often sexual assault cases turn into a "he said, she said" situation, which makes it difficult to get convictions. I wonder if all the publicity surrounding this case will give more weight to the accusations even if it's difficult to get corroborating physical evidence. This will play out in public, so we'll see.
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