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Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth
Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth |
Developer(s) | Headfirst Productions |
Publisher(s) | Bethesda Softworks |
Distributor(s) | 2K Games (Xbox) Ubisoft (PC Europe)[1] Zenimax Media (Steam) |
Director(s) | Simon Woodroffe Michael Woodroffe |
Producer(s) | Christopher Gray Todd Vaughn Joss Ellis |
Designer(s) | Christopher Gray |
Programmer(s) | Gareth Clarke |
Artist(s) | Rob Steptoe Troy Tempest Wilhelm Ogterop |
Writer(s) | Christopher Gray Graeme Davis |
Composer(s) | Greg Chandler |
Platform(s) | Xbox, Microsoft Windows |
Release | Xbox Microsoft Windows |
Genre(s) | Survival horror, first-person shooter |
Mode(s) | Single-player |
Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth is a survival horror video game developed by Headfirst Productions and published by Bethesda Softworks with 2K Games and Ubisoft for the PC and Xbox systems. The game was published for the Xbox in 2005 and the PC in 2006. Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth combines an action-adventure game with a relatively realistic first-person shooter and elements of a stealth game.
The game is based on the works of H. P. Lovecraft, author of "The Call of Cthulhu" and progenitor of the Cthulhu Mythos. It is a reimagining of Lovecraft's 1936 novella The Shadow over Innsmouth. Set mostly in the year 1922, the story follows Jack Walters, a mentally unstable private detective hired to investigate in Innsmouth, a strange and mysterious town that has cut itself from the rest of the United States.
In development since 1999, the project was repeatedly delayed, going through several revisions and having some of its most ambitious and immersive features abandoned and the initially planned PlayStation 2 version cancelled. Although well received by most critics and regarded by some as one of the best horror video games of all time, Dark Corners of the Earth was a commercial failure. At least two additional Cthulhu Mythos games were planned by Headfirst Productions, including a direct sequel titled Call of Cthulhu: Destiny's End, but both were never completed due to Headfirst's bankruptcy.
Initial gameplay of Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth comprises unarmed escape and evasion together with investigative exploration, although first-person shooter (FPS) style combat is introduced later on. As with most survival horror video games, ammunition is limited and must be conserved carefully for situations when it will really be indispensable, occasionally requiring the player to avoid combat even when armed. The game as a whole is heavily scripted and very linear, with only one path through the chapters from start to finish, in contrast with some earlier survival horror games such as the original Alone in the Dark (which itself was inspired by the Mythos).
The game features no heads-up display. Instead, condition of the player character is relayed through the sound cues of his heartbeat and breathing, which become more pronounced when wounded, and color draining from the screen with loss of blood and strength. Specific injuries are also indicated visually and aurally: for example, a broken leg causes the character to limp while making appropriate noises, while a broken arm makes aiming more difficult. The health system was designed as a more realistic take on character injury than other games of its genre in that different wounds, including poisoning and bleeding,[2] require different remedies, such as a splint for a broken leg.[3] The inventory screen shows the character's injuries (displayed on his character model) and all carried items.
The player's character gradually loses sanity when he looks directly at upsetting aspects of the game world. The character's mental degradation can lead him to hearing hallucinations and visions, which manifest as graphical anomalies and sound distortion, and changes in control sensitivity. If the character becomes too unsettled, results may include his permanent insanity or suicide, and a game over.[2] The sanity can be restored through finding areas of sanctuary or defeating enemies.[2] The areas marked with the Elder Signs serve as sanctuaries against the enemies and as save points.[3] To enhance its replayability value, the game features a system whereby players can gain Mythos Points, supposed to reflect a level of gained knowledge. Such points can be used to unlock in-game bonuses, such as additional information and items.[2]
Most of the ranged weapons are based on real firearms with the exception of a Yithian directed-energy weapon introduced at the end of the game. The player character can also perform a melee attack with a crowbar or with a gun if all ammunition for it has been used up. The game features a realistic combat system: due to lack of HUD, the player has to count shots manually to know when the gun goes empty. There is also no artificial on-screen targeting reticle; instead, the player must aim through the iron sights on the weapons themselves, but sustained aiming tires the character and drops accuracy. The shooting system is unique in that fired rounds go exactly where the gun's barrel is pointing. For example, if the player character readies a reloaded weapon and the player pulls the trigger before the character animation has finished, the round will be discharged in the direction the gun was pointing when the shot was fired.
Following the introduction sequence set in Arkham Asylum psychiatric hospital, the game begins on September 6, 1915, as police detective Jack Walters (voiced by Milton Lawrence) is summoned to the siege of a decrepit manor house in Boston. The manor is inhabited by a bizarre cult called the Fellowship of the Yith, led by one Victor Holt who has asked specifically for Walters to come and talk to him. Taking cover from an ensuing firefight, Walters finds himself separated from the police and trapped inside the mansion, with no option but to investigate. When the rest of the police finally break in, they find the cultists dead by mass suicide and Walters apparently insane. He is committed to Arkham sanatorium, where he stays for six years.
Walters is released and becomes a private investigator. On February 6, 1922, he takes up a missing person case at Innsmouth, a xenophobic coastal town, and the site of the recent disappearance of Brian Burnham, a clerk that had been sent there to establish a local store for the First National Grocery chain. Arriving in the isolated town, which appears to be depopulated and in a state of collapse, Jack unsuccessfully asks around for Brian.
He stays the night at a hotel, where he barely escapes an assassination attempt and then flees from a chase by an armed mob. From that point forward, Jack is forced to sneak through the alleys, buildings and sewers of Innsmouth, avoiding murderous patrols of the town's corrupt police and the cultists looking for him. He acquires weapons to defend himself and meets undercover agent Lucas Mackey, who tells him that the town is under federal investigation.
Jack eventually finds Burnham and his girlfriend Ruth, but their car crashes when they escape from Innsmouth, killing Brian and injuring Jack (it is left unknown whether Ruth was killed or not). Jack recovers from the incident and, following a brutal interrogation, he is taken in by the FBI squad led by J. Edgar Hoover. On February 8, Jack helps Hoover and the FBI raid the Marsh Gold Refinery, where he is attacked by an ancient creature known as a Shoggoth and uncovers a Cthulhu shrine before the building is demolished.
After the refinery raid, the U.S. military begins a combined land-and-sea assault on Innsmouth on February 9. The only part of the town that proves resistant to the attack is the headquarters of the Esoteric Order of Dagon, a cult devoted to two undersea demigods and Cthulhu that holds the whole town under its grip. The building proves unbreachable for the Coast Guard and the Marines, but Jack finds a way in through an old smuggling entrance that is guarded by a star-spawn of Cthulhu. Inside, Jack frees Agent Mackey, who has been kidnapped for a ritual sacrifice, and brings down the magical shield protecting the building.
After discovering a secret chamber, he falls through the floor of a tunnel which leads into the sea. Jack is rescued by the USS Urania, a Coast Guard vessel which is part of a group heading to Devil's Reef on February 10, following up on a lead provided by the FBI. On the way there, wizards on the reef summon powerful tidal waves to destroy the flotilla but Jack kills them. The humanoid fish-men known as Deep Ones launch a mass attack on the Urania and eventually Dagon emerges too. Jack manages to defeat the gigantic demigod, but Urania sinks.
Jack survives and finds himself on Devil's Reef, where he discovers old smuggling tunnels beneath the seabed, leading him to the underwater city of Y'ha-nthlei. The city is found to be located below Devil's Reef and is the home of the Deep Ones and members of the Order. U.S. Navy submarines attempt to torpedo Y'ha-nthlei, but are stopped by a magical barrier protecting the city. The Temple of Dagon is the source of the barrier, but the entrance is sealed off to prevent any interference. Jack finds another way in through ancient tunnels feared by the Deep Ones at the bottom of the city's foundations.
Apparently, this passage, which leads to the temple, is an ancient prison for flying polyps, the enemy of the Great Race of Yith. Jack manages to defeat them with the help of a Yithian energy weapon. Jack then enters the Temple of Dagon and kills Mother Hydra - whose song is generating the barrier - by deafening some of the Deep Ones to her song, allowing him to take control of them. With the barrier down, the submarines attack the city, while Jack escapes through a portal leading back to the Order's headquarters and collapses in front of Hoover and Mackey.
In the end, it is revealed that a Yithian swapped minds with Jack Walters' father during the moment of Jack's conception. In flesh, Jack Walters is human, but he inherited Yithian psychic powers, which was the reason for the cultists' interest in him, and explains why he has visions of coming danger and of the Yithian library-city of Pnakotus, as well as his ability to control Deep Ones in the Temple of Dagon. Returning to the introductory scene, confined in Arkham Asylum once more, Jack hangs himself on February 16, 1922, unable to handle the reality of himself and what he has witnessed. The game is supposed to be "based on the writings in Jack's journal, which were discovered in 1924."[4]
The game was in development by Headfirst Productions for at least six years, and the development can be traced back to August 1999 and a discussion on the Usenet group alt.horror.cthulhu in which the Mythos fans contributed ideas for the game to Headfirst's Andrew Brazier.[5] This and other feedback was later used to create the game,[6] which Brazier termed "FPHAS - a First Person Horror Adventure Shooter".[7] The game's protagonist Jack Walters has been repeatedly redesigned before his final look was created by Tim Appleton. Headfirst initially used the game engine NDL NetImmerse for rendering graphics combined with the Havok physics engine but later developed its own engine.[8]
The first screenshots were shown in December 1999,[9] and the game, originally planned for the PC and PlayStation 2, was scheduled for release in the third quarter of 2001.[10] In 2000, Headfirst secured rights from Chaosium, publisher of Call of Cthulhu role-playing game.[11] Before E3 2001 the game was stated to be "70 percent complete",[12] but was then repeatedly delayed. In late 2002, the game's original publisher Fishtank Interactive was taken over by JoWood, which had no interest in the title. The developers then signed a deal with Bethesda to release the game for the PC and Xbox,[13] and the development of the PlayStation 2 version was aborted.
Headfirst Productions originally intended for a much larger, nonlinear RPG-type storyline to be fitted within the game, including more characters and locations, as well as a cooperative gameplay system for up to four players. The latter would have enabled the players to pick one of four characters and either carry out their own investigation independently or team up with the others (in case of single-player gameplay, the other three investigators would be under AI control).[11][14] A multiplayer version of the game would have allowed for online deathmatch battles in specifically designed levels. Several other ambitious features, such as a deeper sanity system and a high degree of environment interactivity,[11][14][15] were also scrapped due to budget and time constraints and problems with the level design. The game was always supposed to use first-person view, but the screenshots from 2001 showed some third-person view and stealth gameplay elements.[16] Much of a promised "wide array of weapons"[2] at the player's disposal was conceived but ultimately removed from the game,[17] including a wooden club,[18] a Mauser C96 pistol,[2] and a pump-action shotgun.[19] Various weapon models and concept arts from the game were released by a former Headfirst artist Niel Venter via DeviantArt.[20]
Although the game's story diverges in several places and features a completely different protagonist, several levels mirror passages from Lovecraft's novella The Shadow over Innsmouth. It also contains elements of the Call of Cthulhu role-playing game's campaign Escape from Innsmouth, such as the Marsh Refinery raid. A major sub-plot of the game is inspired by Lovecraft's novella The Shadow Out of Time.
Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth was released on October 24, 2005 for the Xbox,[21] and on March 27, 2006 for the PC.[22] The game contains a number of software bugs, which have never been officially patched; these bugs are generally intermittent, and restoring from an earlier saved game can be enough to get past them. There is also an unofficial patch available that fixes some glitches and lowers the game's overall difficulty level.[23][24] The Xbox version is officially compatible with the Xbox 360 in certain regions.[25]
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Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth received generally favorable reviews, but was also often criticized for being buggy and inaccessible for many players because of its high difficulty. GameSpy ranked it as the tenth best game of E3 2004[34] while GameSpot nominated it for their "Most Surprisingly Good Game of 2005" award, with a comment that "after a development cycle that was nearing infinity, it's hard to imagine a world where this H.P. Lovecraft-based horror game turned out all right. Luckily for us, we don't have to imagine it."[35] According to IGN, the game "succeeds brilliantly in some areas," making "great use of the source material" and forcing players "to accept some realistic responsibility for their character" due to the sanity system and HUD-less display, but can make the players "cringe at the difficult nature of the game."[3] Greg Kasavin of GameSpot opined "a thick, unsettling atmosphere fills this ambitious first-person action-adventure, which makes up for some frustrating moments and dated graphics with plenty of chills, variety, and originality."[30] Cheat Code Central's Cole Smith called it "one of the greatest book to game translations ever" and a game "that is full of twists, turns and incredibly wonderful scary surprises. It's got a great atmosphere which is sustained by dark and grainy graphics, chilling sound effects and an incredibly improbable storyline that is treated properly as to suspend reality from creeping in and ruining your experience."[36] GameSpy's Allen Rausch wrote "this disturbing slice of Lovecraft's America is well worth the time to visit," as "despite the occasional missteps, Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth is a more than fitting tribute to its literary inspiration."[31] Similarly, Kyle Williams of Gaming Target called it "a labor of love" that "defies convention in favor of creating a videogame experience that is a worthy heir to the Lovecraft name."[37] Team Xbox's Matthew Fisher wrote that, despite some of the game's various shortcomings regarding the graphics and some of the detective aspects, "this is an immersive experience that is a new and unique title for the Xbox, which is more than a welcome change. Was it worth the wait? Absolutely."[33] Despite the mostly positive reviews, the game was a commercial failure.[38]
[Lovecraft's] work is all based on the idea that knowing a terrible truth is enough to terrify you so much to make you go mad. Knowledge of things beyond us are the true horror, the creatures and cults are merely the embodiment of that horror. That is what the game has managed to subtly capture.[39]
The game was also acclaimed in several retrospective articles by various publications. The A.V. Club's Drew Toal called it "a weird and difficult game, in the best sense,"[40] while Davide Tomei from Adventure Classic Gaming described it as "a very unique game [that] brilliantly mixes in elements of action, adventure, and puzzle solving to offer up an exceptional survival horror experience."[41] Marshall Lemon from The Escapist acclaimed it as an example of a horror game that features firearms-based combat while still being scary and opined "the end result plays like something Lovecraft would have created if he wrote games instead of books and lived beyond the 1930s."[42] The game's townsfolk of Innsmouth placed ninth on GamesRadar's 2008 list of the gaming's "scariest villains ever"[43] and 1UP.com featured it on their 2009 list of top five game worlds "where insanity is the entire point".[44] In 2011, The Daily Telegraph listed it among the scariest games "you've never played" as second only to Amnesia: The Dark Descent, adding that this "flawed classic" was "too buggy, too tough, and criminally ignored upon release."[45] TechRaptor's Kyle Lawrence recommended it as an "action game within a very well written Lovecraftian tale that uses the mythos to its fullest. Anyone who has an interest in Lovecraft should brave the horrendous difficulty and glitches of the game."[46] PC Gamer UK put it at 87th place on their 2011 list of best PC games of all time for its frantic hotel escape sequence and "other great, scary set-pieces," calling it, "behind the bugs and clunkiness, a genuine and admirable attempt."[47] That same year, GamePro ranked it as the 11th best horror game of all time.[48]
Cancelled sequels[edit]
More Call of Cthulhu franchise games were announced by Headfirst Productions. Due to the very long development cycle of Dark Corners of the Earth, the other titles were being developed alongside it.
- Call of Cthulhu: Destiny's End was a third-person perspective survival horror title for the PlayStation 2 and Xbox, which was originally announced in November 2002 as a PlayStation 2-exclusive Call of Cthulhu: Tainted Legacy for a planned release in the fourth quarter of 2004.[49] It was to be a direct sequel to Dark Corners of the Earth, set in the ruins of Innsmouth and in locations along the coast of New England in modern times, nearly 80 years after the events of the original game.[50] It was to feature a cooperative multiplayer mode for two players, each controlling one of the two characters: the gun-wielding Jacob and the magic-using Emily (in its early version, Tainted Legacy, they were Joshua and Jack Walters' granddaughter Madeline).[51] Its gameplay was publicly presented during the E3 2005.[52][53]
- Call of Cthulhu: Beyond the Mountains of Madness too was announced in November 2002 and has been scheduled for the Xbox and PC release in the fourth quarter of 2004.[54][55] It would be a sequel to Lovecraft's novella At the Mountains of Madness, inspired by the Call of Cthulhu RPG campaign of the same title.[56] The game was to be a survival horror and first-person shooter set in the 1930s and taking place in varied locations including Germany and Antarctica, and its protagonist would be a Miskatonic University archaeologist Robert Naples attempting to stop the Nazi occultist search for the ruins of the Elder Things' city.[17]
Both games were cancelled when the company failed to find a new publisher for them in 2006, resulting in the bankruptcy and liquidation of Headfirst.[57][58] UGO.com's Marissa Meli included Destiny's End on her 2011 list of 25 cancelled video games that "could have been some of the greatest games of all time"[59] and Bloody Disgusting's Adam Dodd put both follow-up titles on their 2013 list of six cancelled horror video games "that could've been amazing".[60]
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June 8, 2010 | By Laurence Shaheen
Understanding that drawing a tube requires more than just pointing and drawing is a good start to a successful draw. Procuring the raw material, pointing, drawing, straightening, and finishing are the five steps fabricators need to keep in mind.
April 26, 2010 | By John Schwochert
While most fabricators could probably name three methods for notching tube, they actually have six choices. Understanding the advantages and disadvantages of each is the first step in selecting one.
April 12, 2010
Blissenbach has introduced a seam monitoring device used in combination with ID scarfing tools for the production of high-frequency longitudinally welded tubes. The product monitors cutting edge chipping, scarfing depth, and misalignment of weld edges caused by imprecise forming. The area of the...
March 5, 2010
T&H Lemont, Countryside, Ill., has hired Martin W. Byrne as manager of domestic sales and marketing. In this position, he formulates marketing and sales strategies for tooling, equipment, and operational services. Byrne has more than 30 years of experience in sales to the pipe, tube, and roll form...
February 9, 2010
Bronx/Taylor-Wilson offers the 10.CR.5 cross-roll tube straightening machine. The 10-roll design can straighten to stringent tolerances at high speeds, according to the company. The machine incorporates multiple bending moment, which helps improve straightness by increasing the number of plastic...
January 12, 2010
Rafter Equipment Corp., Strongsville, Ohio, has formed a strategic alliance with Takeco Co. Ltd. of South Korea to sell and service Takeco's strip entry, flying saw cutoff, and tube packaging equipment to the North American market.Under the collaboration, Rafter has exclusive rights to North...
December 15, 2009
American Piping Products has expanded its Houston facility with a new sales and operations headquarters. The company is a supplier of heavy-wall carbon, stainless, and chrome-moly steel pipe, fittings, and valves used in the oil and gas and power generation industries, as well as for manufacturing...
December 2, 2009 | By Mike Rans
Friction saws are the conventional cutoff machines for tube and pipe mills. Drawbacks include hazards (noise and risk of breakage) and burrs they tend to generate. Tungsten-carbide-tipped (TCT) blades, which require more sophisticated sawing machines, run slower and safer, cut cleaner, and are less prone to breakage.
October 20, 2009
New developments in laser-based inspection systems offer tube and pipe mills real-time inspection of laser-welded seams. These systems can help to shorten setup time, improve weld quality, and reduce scrap.
October 13, 2009
Roll-Kraft, Mentor, Ohio, has been recertified as ISO 9001:2000 With Design. The company has been certified to the ISO standards since 1997.Roll-Kraft is a worldwide supplier of custom-designed tube mill and roll form tooling made of steel or carbide; mill equipment; hydraulic or pneumatic prenotch...
September 25, 2009
Although six-roll straightening machines were the industry standard for decades, 10-roll machines provide twice as many bending moments and therefore turn out straighter, rounder tube.
September 9, 2009
Tube India International 2010—The All-Indian Exhibition and Conference for the Tube and Pipe Industries—will be held at the Bombay Exhibition Center in Mumbai Feb. 10 – 12, 2010. The 4th staging of the event is being organized jointly by Messe Dsseldorf and its subsidiary Messe...
September 2, 2009
Many mill coolants are available today. Understanding the factors that drive selection and management of these fluids can help to minimize the costs of their use in welded tube production.
September 1, 2009 | By Dr. Yehuda Baskin
Most tube and pipe producers weld the seam as it is—without additives or fillers—and risk the problems associated with oxidation. A specially formulated brazing flux, in liquid or paste form, dissolves and removes oxides, prevents re-oxidation, and helps transfer weld heat to the seam.
August 11, 2009
Woodstock Tube, Woodstock, Ala., recently celebrated five years of operation.The company manufactures pipe, as well as square and rectangular...


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Wednesday, March 19th, 2014
By Nancy Allen
Groups: Include manure
WAPAKONETA - Despite push back on pending legislation designed to reduce phosphorous runoff and protect inland lakes, one of the bill's sponsors says it will pass.
Under Senate Bill 150, those who apply man-made commercial fertilizer would have to complete training and receive a certificate from the Ohio Department of Agriculture. Farmers also would be encouraged to develop nutrient management plans voluntarily. The bill, which passed the Ohio Senate in January, does not regulate manure application.
"We're getting a lot of opposition on this bill right now, but it's going to pass," Senator Cliff Hite, R-Findlay, said at an agriculture breakfast meeting Tuesday in Wapakoneta.
Hite said the bill has undergone several changes since it was introduced about a year ago.
Representatives of the Humane Society of the United States Ohio Agriculture Advisory Council and the Ohio Farmers Union testified at House agriculture committee hearings Tuesday that the legislation should include manure. The Ohio Ecological Food and Farm Association said the same thing in its testimony last week. All three groups support the legislation in general and testified as interested parties.
"We cannot ... muster enthusiasm for a bill that imposes a regulatory burden to the vast majority of Ohio farmers while omitting a large and growing segment of potential nutrient sources (manure) from the regulatory program," testimony from the OFU says.
The HSUS Agriculture Advisory Council said in its testimony, "we agree that fertilizer application certification is an appropriate step to help solve the problem of excessive phosphorous in our streams and lakes. However, if the definition of fertilizer does not include livestock manure, we do not believe that the steps proposed in SB 150 will be sufficient to protect Ohio's water resources."
The Ohio Environmental Stewardship Alliance opposes the bill and said in testimony last week it was very disappointed the legislation does not include restrictions on manure.
Training required in the bill would focus on the four Rs of nutrient stewardship, which tells applicators to use the right type of fertilizer at the right rate at the right time and in the right place, said Aaron Heilers, manure nutrient management technician with the Auglaize County Soil and Water Conservation District.
Anyone who applies commercial fertilizer for agricultural production on more than 50 contiguous acres would need to be certified, according to the bill. Hite noted an amendment is being considered that may change that minimum to 100 contiguous acres.
Heilers said talk indicates the certification fee would be $35, the same as pesticide application certification. The ODA would set the fee. Applicators should keep records for three years, he said.
Heilers noted if a farmer has a custom applicator apply the commercial fertilizer, the farmer would not need to be certified. Starter fertilizer used in a planter would be exempt from the legislation.
Heilers said county SWCD or OSU Extension offices can help farmers develop voluntary nutrient-management plans for man-made commercial fertilizer and manure.
"We have 65 nutrient management plans approved at the Auglaize soil and water office, and we have 2,000 operators in the county, so we have some work to do," he said.
The bill would allow the ODA director to deny, suspend, revoke, refuse to renew or modify a fertilizer applicator certificate immediately if there is "substantial reason to believe the certificate holder recklessly applied fertilizer in such a manner that an emergency exists that presents a clear and present danger to human or animal health."
Under the bill, a person sued over applying fertilizer would have a legal defense from liability if: the person is a certified applicator or under the control of a certified applicator, the person properly maintained fertilizer application records as required by the certification program, and the fertilizer was applied according to and in substantial compliance with an approved voluntary nutrient management plan.
Hite said those applying commercial fertilizer would have three years to become certified after the bill is signed into law.
Nutrient management plans are already required for livestock farmers in the Grand Lake Watershed responsible for producing, applying or receiving in excess of 350 tons and/or 100,000 gallons of manure a year.
Mandated nutrient management plans are a part of new manure rules livestock farmers in the Grand Lake Watershed must follow after the state designated the watershed distressed in 2011. Senate Bill 150 is aimed mostly at decreasing algae blooms which have occurred in Lake Erie in recent years. The blooms are caused mostly by dissolved phosphorous found in man-made commercial fertilizer.
State Rep. Jim Buchy, R-Greenville, said the bill is a positive step toward helping Ohio's waterways.
"I'm satisfied in the grand scheme of things Senate Bill 150 will be a good bill and everyone will want to become certified," he said.
Buchy said it will take a long time for changes in ag practices to have an effect on Grand Lake.
"What happened on Grand Lake happened over 150 years. It didn't happen overnight." Buchy said. "It's going to take time to fix it."
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Lucy: My grandmother can hit better than that!
[she is immediately hit with a purse]
Lucy: Sorry, Gramma... it's just an expression.
Stock Phrase.
A common insult. Sometimes "grandma" is replaced with something else, usually "sister". Bonus points for following it up with "...and she's dead!" Although it can be amusing if she is not only alive, but Right Behind The Speaker.
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See You Fight Like a Cow and My Dad Can Beat Up Your Dad for similar insults.
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- In the Toonami version of Dragon Ball Z, a virtual Sayan warrior (conjured by Mr Popo's training room) uses this line to ridicule the secondary characters' power levels.
- Bleach: Thanks to a quirk of translation, the Hungarian version of the story has Ishida using the same line when ridiculing Ichigo on the bad quality of the path he makes while crossing through the Garganta. This line doesn't occur in any other version.
- One of the Big Bads from Digimon Adventure was a rock-music ape named Etemon. He stood about half the size of the highest-level-to-date protagonist Digimon, but even when blasted by needles from a ten-foot-tall walking cactus with fists, he tossed it away with, "Is that the best you can do? I've seen sharper needles in Granny's knittin' bag!"
- JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 2: "You'd lose in a fight to this untrained woman!" "Oh yeah, well you'd lose in a fight to a pigeon!". The arguers then attempt to prove their statements using Ki Attacks in a scene that has to be seen to be believed. The untrained woman does land a solid hit on the second guy, but when the first guy tries to undo her brainwashing with a kiss, a pigeon launches out of her mouth and floors him, courtesy of the second guy. They reluctantly call a draw.
- Peanuts has one strip where Lucy shouts "You throw like my grandma!" during a ball game, only to then turn and apologize to said Grandma who is watching the game.
- Garfield has one strip where he was watching tv and there was a monster. The monster was so slow a character said "My Grandmother could outrun that mon-". Garfield then mentioned that "Maw-Maw went with her track shoes on".
- In a late 1980s issue of X-Men, when Freedom Force (aka the former Brotherhood of Evil Mutants) receives two less-than-wanted new teammates, Pyro comments "You ask me, my old gran in Woomaloo could take those two."
Films — Animation
- The Road to El Dorado:
Miguel: You fight like my sister!
Tulio: I've fought your sister, that's a compliment! - Pinocchio:
Lampwick: Ah, you smoke like me grandma!
- B.O.B.'s Big Break, supplemental short on the Monsters vs. Aliens DVD:
General Monger: You throw like my nine-year-old niece... that I may or may not have.
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- A variation occurs in Spy Kids 2: Island of Dreams: When Donnagon and the kids' father Gregorio fight one another for the Transmooker device, during the fight, his wife Ingrid tells him to do the Suplex. He does, but it ends up rather hilarious. Then, the grandma of the kids groans that she could do better than that.
- Cool Runnings: Irritated with his teammate's slow preparation for a night out, Yul Brenner snaps, "Hurry up man, I've got a dead grandmother that moves faster than you!"
- Captain America: The First Avenger: Agent Carter tells soldiers doing pushups that her grandmother could do better, "God rest her soul."
- In Captain Underpants and the Attack of the Talking Toilets, the gym teacher in the comic book tells his students that his grandma can run faster than them.
- One Kenan & Kel book has Kel being insulted at basketball with the phrase, "My dog is better than you." Kel, though, is too amazed at the thought of a basketball-playing dog to be insulted, however, and the bully has to explain the taunt.
- In How to be a Pirate, the sadistic teacher is screaming at his students, "C'MON, MY GRANNY COULD DO BETTER THAN THAT, AND SHE'S 103 AND ONLY GOT ONE LEG!" The great thing is, his kickass granny really can.
- At the beginning of the second Artemis Fowl book, The Arctic Incident, one of the Russians is grumbling about his comrade's poor aim when shooting down Artemis Fowl Sr.'s transport. He mutters about his grandmother shooting better.
- In Dragon Blood, Ward is called to a farm where some mysterious stranger killed a couple of bandits. When a little girl tells him, excited, that a girl was able to kill all those bandits, he shrugs and says something like "And? So could my aunt." Subverted in that his aunt is just that badass, and it is not meant as insult, just as factual statement.
Live-Action TV
- The exchange in Star Trek where Scotty tells Chekov that Scotch Whisky is a man's drink, and Chekov replies that it was invented by a little old lady from Leningrad.
- In the Quantum Leap episode "Running for Honor," Sam leaps into a track runner, and fails to live up to the guy's previous performance:
Sam: (looking at his time) Is that good?
Coach: Yeah, that's great. If you're my grandmother! - In The Big Bang Theory:
Stuart: Hey Sheldon, ready for bowling tonight?
Sheldon: Oh yes. I've even prepared some trash-talk for the occasion. You bowl like your momma! Unless your mother bowls well. In that case you bowl nothing like her. - Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode Faith, Hope and Trick
Faith: My dead mother hits harder than that!
- In Stargate Atlantis the only reason John Sheppard knows Rodney McKay has a sister is because he uses this trope. After they reconcile, he switches out his sister for something even more demeaning: "My four year old niece can do better than you!"
- Plus after meeting her, they all realize she is probably even smarterthan he is, so he can't use it effectively anymore.
- Gordon Ramsay said this in one episode of Kitchen Nightmares (regarding a chef's terrible cooking). Including the "and she's dead" part.
- Following a tour of Pakistan in the 80s, English Cricketer Ian Botham remarked, "Pakistan is the kind of country every man should send his mother-in-law to for a month, all expenses paid." Payback came in the 1992 World Cup final between England and Pakistan, where, after dismissing Botham, Imran Khan asked, "Why don't you send your mother-in-law out to bat? Surely she can't do much worse."
- Also something of a meme involving Geoffrey Boycott, who often says things to the effect of "My mum could bat on this pitch".
- Seven-foot-seven basketball player Manute Bol was a good shot-blocker but a poor scorer (he actually had more career blocks than points). When he was traded to the 76ers he was averaging 1.9 points a game. Charles Barkley, then the best player on the team, said, "My grandma could score two points a game, as long as she wasn't double-teamed."
- Renowned and always controversial martial artist Jon Bluming typically labels fighters and practitioners of martial arts he looks down as unable to beat Bluming's grandma wielding an umbrella.
Video Games
- Appears in the "sports" game Chaos League as an insult by one of the two guys commenting the game.
- Variant: In Warriors Orochi, Badass Grandpa Shibata Katsuie occasionally taunts "You can't outfight my corpse!"
- Insult Arm-Wrestling in Escape from Monkey Island features this potential exchange:
"My ninety-eight-year-old grandmother has bigger arms than you."
"Ungh... Yeah, but we both got better bladder control than you do."- In the same game, after Guybrush passes the medical exam for the diving competition, he's told, "You'd have to be a palsy ridden grandmother to fail." Indeed, when you show your certificate to Marco, he tells you "I've seen palsy-ridden grandmothers with better scores than yours!"
- Also, Guybrush has a rather ingenious one near the end of Tales of Monkey Island Chapter 2: The Siege of Spinner Cay, only "grandma" is replaced with "possibly dead mother":
Guybrush: My possibly dead mother could shoot a cannon better than you can!
- In The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, if the player chooses to fight in the arena, one of the NPCs informs your character, "My grandma can beat you and she's dead!"
- In Ultimate Spider-Man, there's a level where the player controls Venom who has been unleashed on Manhattan to chase down Electro as part of a demonstration of Venom's abilities. Expect Electro to constantly pelt you with lame insults if you're even ten yards behind him, including "My grandma can move faster than you!" And no, there is no way to prevent hearing this a dozen times except to turn off the sound.
- Obscure Genesis game Ex-Mutants does this if you die too many times in the auto-scrolling levels. If you play as one character, he says "my grandmother could do better", and if you play as the other, she says "[the first character's] grandmother could do better".
- The response that you will get in Alundra 2's Indy Escape minigame if you didn't score enough points.
- When missing a shot in Backyard Basketball 2004, Barry Dejay sometimes says: "My grandma can shoot better than that. And she's got cataracts."
- An available audio taunt in Age of Empires II is "My granny can siege better than that."
- While Silent Thunder: A-10 Tank Killer II's Commander Garrett doesn't say it, botching a mission may result in the dialogue box reading, "my four year-old could have done better than that".
- "My granny shoots better than you!" is one of several "Taunt Player" voice options in Killing Floor.
- In Borderlands 2, during the quest to return to Sanctuary and planting a fast travel station in Overlook, Handsome Jack sends robots to try and stop you. Most players won't experience this (unless you're soloing on True Vault Hunter Mode with sub-par weapons, or have an extremely bad group), but if the robots repeatedly interrupt/destroy the beacon, Jack will chime in, commenting on how bad you are and wonder how you can defeat him if you can't even protect a little beacon.
- He delivers a similar taunt if you fail to rescue Roland from the Bloodshot Ramparts before the drop barge arrives to take him to the Hyperion Friendship Gulag.
- Near the beginning of Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage, Mr. Torgue comments that the Vault Hunter, having just signed up for his Inevitable Tournament, is currently ranked lower than his grandma, but higher than the poor sod she gummed to death. "IT TOOK SEVERAL HOURS!"
- Later DLC proves that this isn't just a weird comment on Mr. Torgue's part. His grandma is still alive, and it turns out he wasn't exaggerating much about her. She mentions a creature she calls a 'whale squid,' which from its description sounds surprisingly similar to a Thresher, and notes that she nearly killed it by herself. The only reason she didn't kill it was because the young Mr. Torgue was crying and begging her to spare it. She even brings up Terramorphous as a comparison. Taken all together, this means she soloed a raid boss. Never Mess with Granny!
- When Chuck administers Zombrex to Tyrone "TK" King in Dead Rising 2, he mocks the recipient's reaction with "My daughter takes this better than you." (As Case Zero shows us, though, it took Katey three years before she got used to it.)
- LEGO Star Wars. Chewie is flying the Falcon through an asteroid field, his violent maneuvers sending C3PO hurling about the cabin, shouting "My motherboard... my ''grandmother'' board could fly better than you!"
- One of Dan's victory quotes in Street Fighter Alpha 2 is "My father could beat you, and he's dead!"
- One of Isabela's mid-fight quotes in Dragon Age II is "You hit like my grandmother!" Another version - "You hit like an Orlesian dandy!"
- One of the special Clash dialogues in Injustice: Gods Among Us:
Harley Quinn: You fight like my grandma!
Nightwing: (chuckles, genuinely amused) You fought your grandma?! - In the Citadel DLC for Mass Effect 3, the Big Bad is an evil clone of Commander Shephard trying to steal Shephard's identity. Shephard has this to say during the final battle: Conrad Verner is better at being me than you are!"
- The announcer in R4: Ridge Racer Type 4 if you fail to beat a section time in Time Attack:
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- Bart and Lisa of The Simpsons used a variant of this on the players when they were at a minor league baseball game:
Bart: You throw like my sister!
Lisa: Yeah! You throw like me!- Nelson (on some topic the troper doesn't remember) said his stroke-suffering grandmother could do better. Then a classmate asked how she was and he thanked the questioner and said she was feeling better.
- It was in the episode "Bart Gets A Z." Nelson was referring to an antiquated computer they had in the classroom (after Ms. K confiscated the cellphones) and he was actually referring to his grandfather having more memory than said computer.
- Nelson (on some topic the troper doesn't remember) said his stroke-suffering grandmother could do better. Then a classmate asked how she was and he thanked the questioner and said she was feeling better.
- In Futurama, "The Beast with a Billion Backs":
Leela: Come on, Bender! Your Grandmother could push harder than that.
Bender: No crap! My Grandmother was a bulldozer! - In the Rocko's Modern Life episode "Carnival Knowledge" Rocko is having a difficult time knocking down the rigged bottles at the carnival booth, Slippy the sleazy owner says "Oh come on my grandmother can throw better than that and she knocks 'em down no problem".
- In the Musical Episode of Daria, Kevin (The QB) is trying to break down a door:
Daria: My great aunt could do better, and she's dead.
- Justice League, "Starcrossed": After one heck of a beating, John refuses to stay down and throws out this trope despite having trouble getting the words out:
John Stewart: That all you got? My grandma hits harder than that!
- American Dragon: Jake Long: While watching an Ogre Bowl game, Fu Dog said his grandmother could play better than that and she was 1400 years old. Said grandmother, who was also at the stadium watching the game, told him she's ''only'' 1392 years old.
- Extreme Ghostbusters: An old friend of Garrett was playing basketball and teasing his adversary with the 'grandma can play better' insult. Soon after the adversary replied that she was not there, Garrett was passing by and his friend told the adversary Garrett could play better. Since Garrett was wheel-chair bound, the adversary accepted the challenge. Garrett won.
- CatDog: In "Let The Games Begin", Catdog and the Greaser Hounds end up in prison, and are challenged to win their freedom by running an obstacle course as a team. Cat badgers the Greasers into overcoming the last obstacle with taunts that include "My grandmother could run faster than you, and she's a cat!"
- In Codename: Kids Next Door, Numbah One dodges Father's fire blasts and taunts him with, "My grandma has better aim than you!"
- This becomes Hilarious in Hindsight when it's revealed that Father is Numbah One's uncle (his father's younger brother).
- In the episode "A Taste of Marzipan" of Chowder, Endive insults Mung by saying that he throws like an old woman. Truffles interjects and says it isn't true and says she throws much better than he does.
- LEGO Star Wars: The Yoda Chronicles : C-3PO says a computer variation to Chewbacca, who's trying to fly the Falcon. "My motherboard AND my grandmotherboard could do better than you!"
- In one Ulpan Or Hebrew lesson, the books instructs the student in how to say "My grandmother drives better than you!" in a traffic jam/road rage situation. Made even funnier if you are familiar with Israeli drivers.
- Anyone who's been in the military will have heard this at least once from their Drill Sergeant/Instructor.
- Cirqus Voltair:
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The ACT Government has announced it is opening up a third front of land for housing in Canberra, with plans for 4,500 homes to be built in west Belconnen.
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| UpdatedEngineers and WorkSafe ACT will today reassess a north Canberra road and building site which are closed due to fears of a collapse.
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Mr Le Dinh died of head injuries after a fight which had left his living room sprayed with blood.
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The ACT Magistrates Court has been told a stabbing at the Belconnen bus interchange may have been motivated by revenge.
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An ACT Magistrate has turned down a bail application for a man accused of a stabbing at the Belconnen bus interchange earlier in April.
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Car crashes into Shell service station.
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| UpdatedAn 84-year-old O'Connor man has been killed in a two car accident in Canberra's north, taking the ACT road toll to two for the year.
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Police are calling for witnesses to a unit fire in Canberra's north in which two people had to be rescued and a firefighter was injured.
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Topics: residential, belconnen-2617, act
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GUN SILENCER and MUZZLE BRAKE
For the first time in history : Here is the Double Action Silencer Muzzle Brake ! By combining the effective workability of a silencer and muzzle brake . I have succeeded in making a one piece Silencer/Muzzle Brake ,for rifles and pistols. Great many problems are solved,since until now gun shooters ,varmint hunters and big game hunters, had the only option of having either silencer or muzzle brake, installed on their guns, so they had to choose either one. Now this problem is solved, with the Double Action Silencer Muzzle Brake. Here you can download Adobe Pdf 128bit encrypted document e-Book with blueprint drawings and instruction of how to make a silencer muzzle brake Double Action. The instructions are clear and straightforward to understand and execute,so you can make this yourself with necessary tooling. Or get a qualified lathe smith /gunsmith to make it for you. The Muzzle Brake takes out up to 50 % off the rifle and pistol recoil. The Silencer completely silences, with subsonic ammunition which is under 1087 f/sec , or 331 m/sec. muzzle velocity. Double Action Silencer Muzzle Brake drawings, manual, for rifles and pistols in cal.22lr ,22 mag,22 Hornet cal.222Rem, cal.22/250 Rem, cal.243 Win ,cal.6MM,cal.6.5mm, cal.7mm Rem Mag, cal.308 Win,8MM Rem,300 Win Mag, 8MM Rem,cal.338 Mag.cal.375 Mag,cal.458 Win Mag, cal.460 Mag. And larger calibers of big bore for pistols, Caliber like cal.357 Mag,caliber.44 Mag , caliber 45 .and, Air rifles and pistols. Simple and easy to build homemade and install, with the plans in the Adobe Pdf. E Book.Download. Adobe Pdf, E Book , with Double Action silencer muzzle brake blueprint drawings. Print the drawings and instructions, to have on your workbench while you, build double action silencer muzzle brake. It is easier than you might think!BRS Custom Rifles. Copyright 2007,and Patent Pending USPTO, UK IPO, EPO andother patent offices. All Rights reserved.
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Elise BeddingfieldSo I've been on a total art drought lately, brought on doubtless by my sudden Total Lack of Time™. Yippee. So I finally got off'n my bum and threw out a picture. It's not exactly da Vinci material, but I kinda like it. I don't know what made me draw her with the muddy handprints… maybe it was inspired by my recent mudfight in Illinois, or perhaps it was influenced by my obsession with nifty tribalesque markings that don't actually mean anything evil. (Handprints aren't evil… right? Right?) And I want that hairstyle. Sketched with a pencil, inked with a butterknife and colored with those nasty Crayolas. I'm kind of partial to the fur — never drew fur this way before. Isn't it spiffin? =D
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Krisztina Kovacs
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