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It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1957 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell.
"Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in. "Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?"
"Iced tea, please," Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea.
"So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked.
"Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach."
"Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him.
"Uh...really?" Fred replied, with raised eyebrows
"Oh, yes!" the mother continued. "When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!"
"Is that so?" asked Fred, incredulous.
"Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!"
"Well, thanks for the tip," Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening.
A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse and full circle skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred.
"Have fun, kids," the mother said as they left.
Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her.
"The Twist, Mom!" she angrily yelled at her mother.
"The damned dance is called the Twist."
Two women were sitting next to each other in a bar. After a while, one looks at the other and says, 'I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland .' The other woman responds proudly, 'Yes, I sure am!'
The first one says, 'So am I! And whereabouts in Ireland are ya from?' The other woman answers, 'I'm from Dublin , I am...'
The first one responds, 'So, am I!! And what street did you live on in Dublin?' The other woman says, 'A lovely little area. It was in the west end. I lived on Warbury Street in the old central part of town.'
The first one says, 'Faith, and it's a small world. So did I! So did I! And what school did ya go to?' The other woman answers, 'Well now, I went to Holy Heart of Mary, of course..'
The first one gets really excited and says, 'And so did I! Tell me, what year did you graduate?'The other woman answers, 'Well, now, let's see. I graduated in 1964.'
The first woman exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same pub tonight! Can you believe it? I graduated from Holy Heart of Mary in 1964 meself!'
About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer. Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael shaking his head and mutters, 'It's going to be a long night tonight.'
Michael asks, 'Why do you say that, Brian?'
Brian answers, 'The Murphy twins are drunk again'.
As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."
"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London, the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Irishman, "back home in Cork at my favourite pub, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you gets laid, all on the house!"
The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims. The Irishman swore every word was true, but they asked, "Did this actually happen to you?"
"Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister quite a few times."
A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday.
He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A Sable Coat? A Diamond Necklace?"
She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce."
He says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much......"
Seems like the week for pub stories:
I was in the pub on Saturday night. I noticed two large girls by the bar.
They both had strong accents so I said "Hi, are you two girls from Scotland ?"
One of them chirped "It's WALES, you freaking idiot !!!"
So I immediately apologized and said "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ?"
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt, and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.
Her husband responded, "But they are twins--if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
I entered a local Pun Contest. I sent in ten different puns in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
ddeuddeg wrote:Seems like the week for pub stories:
I was in the pub on Saturday night. I noticed two large girls by the bar.
They both had strong accents so I said "Hi, are you two girls from Scotland ?"
One of them chirped "It's WALES, you freaking idiot !!!"
So I immediately apologized and said "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ?"
That's good, except that nobody would ever confuse a welsh accent for an Scots one! Irish perhaps...
richardhod wrote:That's good, except that nobody would ever confuse a welsh accent for an Scots one! Irish perhaps...
You clearly underestimate Americans' ability to confuse accents. A New Zealander friend of mine is often thought to be English, by those who have little experience with foreigners.
ddeuddeg wrote:I entered a local Pun Contest. I sent in ten different puns in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
As a lover of puns, I appreciated this one.
If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, 'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like this:
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks, I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO : I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: / told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: / don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows.. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows..
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I'll need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I'll get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
(A few days later)
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on 'START'.............
What a difference 30 years makes ....
1970: Long hair
2000: Longing for hair
1970: The perfect high
2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund
1970: Keg
1970: Acid Rock
2000: Acid Reflux
1970: Moving to California because it's cool
2000: Moving to California because it's warm
1970: Growing Pot
2000: Growing a pot belly
1970: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents
2000: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kids
1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2000: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
1970: Popping pills, smoking joints
2000: Popping joints
1970: Our President's struggle with Fidel
2000: Our President's struggle with fidelity
1970: Paar
1970: Killer Weed
2000: Weed killer
1970: Hoping for a BMW
2000: Hoping for a BM
1970: The Grateful Dead
2000: Dr. Kevorkian
1970: Getting out to a new, hip joint
2000: Getting a new hip joint
1970: Rolling Stones
2000: Kidney stones
1970: Being called into the principal's office
2000: Calling the principal's office
1970: Screw the system!
2000: Upgrade the system
1970: Peace sign
2000: Mercedes logo
1970: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2000: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
1970: Take acid
2000: Take antacid
1970: Passing the driver's test
2000: Passing the vision test
1970: Whatever
2000: Depends
Closed Circle Lifepath:
At age 4, success is not peeing your pants.
At age 12, success is having friends.
At age 20, success is having sex.
At age 35, success is making $$$
At age 60, success is having sex.
At age 70, success is having friends.
At age 80, success is not peeing your pants.
Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on the TV.
The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to go to their TV set, place one hand on the TV and the other hand on the body part where they wanted to be healed.
Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the TV set, placed her right hand on the TV and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder that was causing her to have so much pain.
Then Grandpa got up, went to the TV, placed his right hand on the set and his left hand on his crotch.
Grandma scowled at him and said, "I guess you just don't get it. The purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, not to raise the dead."
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip-toe into the master bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back, and there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, "Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.
"HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
"HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
"HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets.
"HE paid for our house at the lake.
"HE paid for our country club membership, and
"HE even pays the monthly dues!"
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says "What would you do?"
The cabby replies, "I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches cold."
Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by.
One of the old Grandmas yelled out, 'Hey, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!'
The old man said, 'There is no way you can guess that, you silly old fools.'
One of the Grandmas said, 'Sure we can! Just drop your pants and undershorts and we can tell your exact age.'
Embarrassed, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers.
The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and then jump up and down several times.
Determined to prove them wrong, he did it. Then they all piped up and said,'You're 87 years old!'
Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, 'How in the world did you guess my age?'
Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily yelled in unison - - -
'We were at your birthday party yesterday.'
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her e-mail expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: July 19, 2010
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in.
I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P. S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!
Nine World Religions - Simplified
Taoism = fertilizer Happens.
Conprocreateianism = Conprocreateius say, "fertilizer Happens."
Buddhism = If fertilizer happens, it isn't really fertilizer.
Zen = What is the sound of fertilizer happening?
Hinduism = This fertilizer happened before.
Islam = If fertilizer happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism = Let fertilizer happen to someone else.
Catholicism = If fertilizer happens, you deserved it.
Judaism = Why does fertilizer always happen to us?
New Age = Visualize no fertilizer happening.
Edit: Ya gotta love Woot Filters. Especially when they filter a non-bad word. Confucius is bad???
Not offensive at all, right?
Gotta love Facebook!
MarkDaSpark wrote:Not offensive at all, right?
Gotta love Facebook!
This could also be read in a thick Italian accent and it would sound pretty much dead on.
cortot20 wrote:This could also be read in a thick Italian accent and it would sound pretty much dead on.
I was thinking Bostonian
Warning! Not so clean. But extremely funny!
Three Kinds of Sex
There are three kinds of sex that a married couple has: House sex; Bedroom sex; and Hall sex.
House sex happens on the honeymoon, and for the first year or so of marriage. It's when you will do it anytime, anywhere, in any position for any reason all over the house.
Bedroom sex is what evolves later. It's when the couple has sex only in the bedroom. Usually at bedtime on Saturdays.
Hall sex occurs when you've been married for many, many years. It's when the couple passes one another in the hallway, glares and says, "procreate you!".
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Here is a bit of history for you to reflect upon this weekend: Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England . In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico , which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico . But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York . The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico , who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as . . .
One day, I met a sweet woman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside, I called my wife and told her I would be late because I had to walk home.
On my way, I passed by a small diner, and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home. So I stopped at the diner, and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans.
All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.
Upon my arrival, my wife seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight."
She then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as she was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang.
She made me promise not to touch the blindfold until she returned and went to answer the call.
The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me, and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my wife was out of the room, I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go.
It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill.
I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more.
The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.
Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes.
The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it back on my lap, and folded my hands back on it, feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.
My face must have been the picture of innocence when my wife returned, apologizing for taking so long.
She asked if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured her I had not.
At this point, she removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"
MarkDaSpark wrote:
beans and stuff
I have to share that one.
bahwm wrote:Found on FB:
Here is a bit of history for you to reflect upon this weekend: Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England . In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico , which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico . But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York . The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico , who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as . . .
Sinko De Mayo?
Redneck medical terms
Artery: The study of paintings.
Benign: What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.
Barium: What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan: Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
Colic: A sheep dog.
Coma: A punctuation mark.
D&C: Where Washington is.
Dilate: To live long.
Enema: Not a friend.
Fester: Quicker than someone else.
Fibula: A small lie.
Genital: Non-Jewish person.
G.I. Series: World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail: What you hang your coat on.
Impotent: Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane.
Morbid: A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.
Node: I knew it.
Outpatient: A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear: A fatherhood test.
Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative: A letter carrier.
Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.
Rectum: Darn near killed him.
Secretion: Hiding something.
Seizure: Roman emperor.
Tablet: A small table.
Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor: More than one.
Urine: Opposite of you're out.
Varicose: Near by.
A man walks into a drug store with his 11 year old son. They happen to walk by the prophylactic display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
The man matter of factly replies, "Those are called prophylactics, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks, "Why are there three in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a pack of six and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "Then who uses these?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March ... "
Three leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud, president of Millers orders a Millers, and the president of Coors orders a Coors. When it is Guinness' turn to order, he orders a soda. Why didn't you order a Guinness everyone asks? Guinness replies, "If you guys aren't having a beer neither will I."
sgoman5674 wrote:Three leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud, president of Millers orders a Millers, and the president of Coors orders a Coors. When it is Guinness' turn to order, he orders a soda. Why didn't you order a Guinness everyone asks? Guinness replies, "If you guys aren't having a beer neither will I."
um. I may be off, but Bud+Miller(no s)+Coors=3+Guinness=4. Just saying.
That said, I appreciate the concept.
joelsisk wrote:um. I may be off, but Bud+Miller(no s)+Coors=3+Guinness=4. Just saying.
That's part of the joke! Don't you get it?
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A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, 'Say Father, what causes arthritis?' The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.'
The drunk muttered in response, 'Well, I'll be, ' Then returned to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. 'I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?' The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.'
MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer.
During my last medical check up, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day this way:
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7km through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes, eyes and hair. I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers"
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one heck of an outdoorsman!"
"No," I replied, "I'm just a lousy golfer".
Q: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A: Beer nuts are a buck fifty, deer nuts are under a buck.
O M G!!! This was just too funny!
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We just can't win!! They ask for a compliment ...
An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch, watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor's boy walk by carrying something big under his arm.
"Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
"Roll of chicken wire."
"What you gonna do with that?"
"Gonna catch some chickens."
"You damn fool! You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!"
The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, the boy comes walking by, dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it.
The next morning, the old man is out watching the sun rise, and he sees the boy walk by carrying something in his hand.
"Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
"Roll of duct tape."
"What you gonna do with that?"
"Gonna catch me some ducks."
"You damn fool! You can't catch ducks with duct tape!"
The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, the boy comes walking by, trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duct tape with about 35 ducks caught in it.
The next morning, the old man sees the boy walk by carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end.
"Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
"It's a catfish willow."
"Wait up ... I'll get my hat."
Edit: Stupid Woot filters. Last line for the kid isn't catfish, but another name for a cat.
Today's Thoughts for the day:
I don't suffer from Insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!
I work hard because Millions on Welfare depend on me!
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Perhaps already posted. I don't care, it's funny:
A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions, and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...
No, wait...
Sorry... I'm thinking of whiskey.
It's whiskey that does all that stuff.
Never mind........................


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Phil Smith has spent the past week trying to avoid anti-biotics. One course a year is his limit, but his sore throat has turned into something green and horrible.
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We are often told not to overload the local clinic with trivial matters and that too many anti-biotics will weaken our immune systems, so at what point should we call for a doctor's appointment?
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If you're using peppers from a jar, they need to be drained very well.
Coarsely chop the peppers (you should have about 1 cup of chopped pepper.)
Roasted Red Pepper and Garlic Aioli Sauce
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1 jar roasted red peppers (12 oz.) or 2 freshly roasted red peppers (about 1 cup diced roasted red pepper)
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Main Dishes I Think Would Taste Great with this Sauce:
Greek Meatballs (already tested with the sauce by my friend Bonnie!)
Spicy Grilled Eggplant with Red Pepper, Garlic, and Mint
Rosemary Mustard Grilled Chicken
Grilled Pork Chops with Lemon, Garlic, and Sage
Phase One Meatloaf with Tomatoes, Fennel, and Flax Seed Meal
Sauteed Scallops with Garlic
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Pasta with Roasted Red Pepper Sauce from The Pioneer Woman Cooks
Smoked Red Pepper Sauce from Jersey Bites
Grilled Chicken Salad with Red Pepper Sauce and Feta from We Are Not Martha
Pasta with Tofu Red Pepper Sauce from Eat Me, Delicious
Dungeness Crab with Roasted Red Pepper Sauce from Food Mayhem
Lasagna Rolls with Red Pepper Sauce from Back to the Cutting board
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The South African public has rated South African Airways (SAA) as their number one airline in the domestic sector, while business placed the airline in third place.
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Advantages to installing and managing a digital loan portfolio system can be divided primarily into two specific definitions: tangible costs reduction and intangible costs mitigation. This paper will address both definitions and further illustrate the savings to a bank in bottom line, staff resources and compliance.
The state of loan document imaging today
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Fingers: What To Do with a Ruptured Flexor Digitorum Superficialis19-Dec-2012
A year ago I injured my middle finger on my left hand, rupturing my flexor digitorum superficialis. Now I can't make the crimp position with that finger....19-Dec-2012
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Dr. J takes a look at climbing's most under-diagnosed injury: finger stress fractures....27-Feb-2012
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I was bouldering with my left middle and ring fingers deep in a pocket. I had to quickly get my fingers out and reach up for the next hold, and as I did, I hyper-extended them. Four months later I remain unable to climb. Should I get some scans?...15-Sep-2010
Fingers: Cysts and Pain21-May-2010
My middle-finger knuckles have tender growths. It hurts to push on the side of the joint. I'm 36 and have been climbing 17 years. The doctor said my knuckle bumps are related to Dupuytren's disease but I don't have any visible contractures on my palms or feet. X-rays and blood tests are normal. I also have plantar fasciitis in both feet....21-May-2010
Fingers: Cracked Fingertips21-May-2010
My fingertips keep splitting open. I moisturize and use additive-free chalk but my hands still dry out. Any suggestions?...21-May-2010
Fingers: De Quervain's Tenosynovitis09-Apr-2010
I have developed a moderate pain in the extensor tendons of the thumb: abductor pollicis longus (APL) and the extensor pollicis brevis (EPB). The pain became intense after a bouldering session on plastic. I was diagnosed with . I stopped climbing at the gym four weeks ago, and since then have only done a couple of moderate trad climbs with my hand taped to avoid any stretching of the tendons....09-Apr-2010
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Fingers: Torn A2 Pulley04-Feb-2010
I was pulling on a big sloper with my feet way under me when I felt a crunch and heard a pop in my middle finger between my knuckle in my hand and the first joint in my finger. It immediately hurt (but not a ton) and later there was swelling. I took ibuprofen and iced it....04-Feb-2010
Fingers: Trigger Thumb Syndrome02-Feb-2010
About a month and a half ago I was working a project that involved a serious left-handed pinch using just the pointer and thumb. The next day I noticed that my thumb clicked whenever I extended it. It still does....02-Feb-2010
Fingers: Stiffness, Soreness02-Feb-2010
I'm 26 and for the past two years I have been unable to bend my fingers into a complete fist. I've started doing the finger stretches that you suggested [No. 173 or drjulian-saunders.com] as well as ice baths, but nothing seems to improve the range of motion....02-Feb-2010
Fingers: Grip Position and Injury02-Feb-2010
Today when bouldering, I went up for a two-finger crimp with the middle and ring finger of my left hand. I'm pretty sure I heard the tiniest pop, then my ring finger went out and I felt pain in very specific spots....02-Feb-2010
Fingers: Cortisone for Tendon Injuries29-Jan-2010
I recently had a cortisone shot in the tendon of my middle finger to burst some type of cyst that formed after an injury. It feels much better now and I am climbing after a three-week rest, but I am curious if the tendon will return to full strength?...29-Jan-2010
Fingers: Pinky Finger Pain29-Jan-2010
I have pain and swelling on the joint at the base of my pinky. The pain is point specific to the palm side. It hurts to bend or straighten. Grasping (steering wheel, ski pole) hurts a lot, seemingly more from contact than bending....29-Jan-2010
Fingers: Electrostimulation29-Jan-2010
I've heard of people using shock therapy for finger injuries. Would you recommend this? If so, where can I get the equipment?...29-Jan-2010
Hands: Numbness and Carpal Tunnel Syndrome28-Jan-2010
I have numbness in my hands and fingers while sleeping. I've started spending more time bouldering in the gym and increasing the intensity level. I work at a desk, and spend most of my day at the computer....28-Jan-2010
Fingers: Taping Truths28-Jan-2010
I found a study comparing various taping methods for pulley injuries. It mentions the H taping method as the best. What is the H method?...28-Jan-2010
Fingers: Flappers28-Jan-2010
I recently cut off the tip of my left index finger with a plate joiner. I am a new ice climber. How will this affect my ability to climb? I am 27 years old....28-Jan-2010
Fingers: Trigger-Finger Syndrome15-Dec-2009
The morning after a day of hard gym bouldering, I noticed a popping or mild locking in my left middle finger when opening and closing it. The feeling soon went away, but came back worse every consecutive morning. I took two weeks off from climbing and my finger was feeling good, so I climbed very moderately two days ago, but this morning the popping returned. Any suggestions?...15-Dec-2009
Fingers: Torn A3 and A4 Pulleys15-Dec-2009
I was pulling on a small side pull in an open-handed grip with marginal feet and heard a loud pop. After that my left ring finger felt unsupported and I couldn't weight it. There was a dull ache between the middle and last joint of my finger, which has since subsided to a slight pain....15-Dec-2009
Fingers: Cysts21-Oct-2009
I have a retinacular cyst at the MCP joint of my left ring finger. My doc aspirated it but it came back within the same week. My doc wants to do an MRI, which may or may not be followed by surgery depending on the size of the tear in my tendon sheath....21-Oct-2009


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We will pay a benefit, up to the maximum shown on the accompanying Confirmation of Benefits, if You are prevented from taking Your Covered Trip due to the following Unforeseen events:
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We will pay a benefit, up to the maximum shown on the accompanying Confirmation of Benefits, if You are unable to continue on Your Covered Trip due to the Unforeseen events listed under TRIP CANCELLATION.
m) You are terminated or laid off from employment subject to one year of continuous employment at the place of employment where terminated;
"Accident" means a sudden, unexpected, unusual, specific event which occurs at an identifiable time and place, but shall also include exposure resulting from a mishap to a conveyance in which You are traveling.
"Accidental Injury" means Bodily Injury caused by an accident (of external origin) being the direct and independent cause in the loss.
"Actual Cash Value" means purchase price less depreciation.
"Assistance Company" means the service provider with which the Company has contracted to coordinate and deliver emergency travel assistance, medical evacuation, and repatriation.
"Baggage" means luggage and personal possessions, whether owned, borrowed, or rented, taken by You on Your Covered Trip.
"Bankruptcy" means the filing of a petition for voluntary or involuntary bankruptcy in a court of competent jurisdiction under Chapter 7 or Chapter 11 of the United States Bankruptcy Code 11 U.S.C. Subsection 101 et seq.
"Bodily Injury" means identifiable physical injury which: (a) is caused by an Accident, and (b) solely and independently of any other cause, except illness resulting from, or medical or surgical treatment rendered necessary by such injury, is the direct cause of death or dismemberment of You within twelve months from the date of the Accident.
"Business Equipment" means property used in trade, business, or for the production of income; or offered for sale or trade or components of goods offered for sale or trade.
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"Checked Baggage" means a piece of baggage for which a claim check has been issued to You by a Common Carrier.
"City" means an incorporated municipality having defined borders and does not include the high seas, uninhabited areas, or airspace.
"Common Carrier" means any regularly scheduled land, sea, and/or air conveyance operating under a valid license for the transportation of passengers for hire.
"Company" means Arch Insurance Company. Company also means We, Us or Our.
"Complication of Pregnancy" means a condition whose diagnosis is distinct from pregnancy but is adversely affected or caused by pregnancy.
"Covered Expenses" shall mean expenses incurred by You which are for medically necessary services, supplies, care, or treatment; due to Sickness or Injury; prescribed, performed or ordered by a Physician; reasonable and customary charges; incurred while insured under the policy; and which do not exceed the maximum limits shown in the accompanying Confirmation of Benefits, under each stated benefit.
"Covered Trip" means any class of scheduled trips, tours or cruises shown in the Application for which You request coverage and remit the required premium.
"Default" means a material failure or inability to provide contracted services due to financial insolvency.
"Dependent Child(ren)" means Your children, including an unmarried child, stepchild, legally adopted child or foster child who is: (1) less than age 19 and primarily dependent on You for support and maintenance; or (2) who is at least age 19 but less than age 23 and who regularly attends an accredited school or college; and who is primarily dependent on You for support and maintenance.
"Domestic Partner" means a person, at least 18 years of age, with whom You have been living in a spousal relationship with evidence of cohabitation for at least 10 continuous months prior to the Effective Date of coverage.
"Economy Fare" means the lowest published rate for a one-way or round trip economy ticket.
"Effective Date" means the date and time Your coverage begins, as outlined in the General Provisions section of the policy.
"Exotic Vehicles" includes Alfa Romeo; Aston Martin; Auburn; Avanti; Bentley; Bertone; BMC/Leyland; BMW M Series; Bradley; Bricklin; Corvette; Cosworth; Citroen; Clenet; De Lorean; Excalibre; Ferrari; Fiat; Hummer; Iso; Jaguar; Jensen; Jensen Healy; Lamborghini; Lancia; Lotus; Maserati; Mercedes Benz; MG; Morgan; Pantera; Panther; Pininfarina; Porsche; Rolls Royce; Rover; Stutz; Sterling; Triumph; TVR and Yugo; Antique cars meaning cars that are over 20 years old or have not been manufactured for 10 or more years; any vehicle with an original manufacturer's suggested retail price greater than $35;000.
"Family Member" means Your or Your Traveling Companion's legal or common law spouse, Domestic Partner, parent, legal guardian, step-parent, grandparent, parents-in-law, grandchild, natural or adopted child, foster child, ward, step-child, children-in-law, brother, sister, step- brother, step-sister, brother-in-law, sister-in-law, aunt, uncle, niece or nephew.
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"Hospital" means a facility that: a) holds a valid license if it is required by the law; b) operates primarily for the care and treatment of sick or injured persons as in-patients; c) has a staff of one or more Physicians available at all times; d) provides 24 hour nursing service and has at least one registered professional nurse on duty or call; e) has organized diagnostic and surgical facilities, either on the premises or in facilities available to the hospital on a pre-arranged basis; and f) is not, except incidentally, a clinic, nursing home, rest home, or convalescent home for the aged, or similar institution.
"Host at Destination" means a person with whom You are sharing pre-arranged overnight accommodations at the host's usual principal place of residence.
"Inclement Weather" means any severe weather condition other than a hurricane which delays the scheduled arrival or departure of a Common Carrier.
"Injury" means Bodily Injury caused by an Accident occurring while the policy is in force, and resulting directly and independently of all other causes of Loss covered by the policy. The Injury must be verified by a Physician and require emergency care.
"Insured" means a person while covered under the policy and for whom the required premium is paid. Insured also means "You" or "Your".
"Loss" means injury or damage sustained by You as a result of one or more of the occurrences against which We have undertaken to indemnify You.
"Maximum Benefit" means the largest total amount of Covered Expenses that We will pay for You.
"Medically Necessary" means that a treatment, service, or supply: (1) is essential for diagnosis, treatment or care of the Injury or Sickness for which it is prescribed or performed; (2) meets generally accepted standards of medical practice; and (3) is ordered by a Physician and performed under his or her care, supervision or order.
"Natural Disaster" means flood, fire, hurricane, tornado, earthquake, volcanic eruption, blizzard or avalanche that is due to natural causes.
"Physician" means a licensed practitioner of medical, surgical or dental services acting within the scope of his/her license and shall include Christian Science Practitioners. The treating Physician may not be You, a Traveling Companion or a Family Member.
"Pre-Existing Condition" means any injury, sickness or condition of You, a Traveling Companion, or Your or Your Traveling Companion's Family Member booked to travel with You for which medical advice, diagnosis, care or treatment was recommended or received within the 60 day period ending on the Effective Date. Sicknesses or conditions are not considered pre-existing if the sickness or condition for which prescribed drugs or medicine is taken remains controlled without any change in the required prescription.
"Scheduled Departure Date" means the date on which You are originally scheduled to leave on the Covered Trip.
"Scheduled Return Date" means the date on which You are originally scheduled to return to the point of origin or to a different final destination.
"Sickness" means an illness or disease which is diagnosed or treated by a Physician after the Effective Date of insurance and while You are covered under the policy.
"Ski Equipment" means skis, ski poles, ski bindings, ski boots, snowboards, snowboard bindings, snowboard boots, snowblades and any other recognized snowsports equipment.
"Strike" means a stoppage of work (a) announced, organized and sanctioned by a labor union; and (b) which interferes with the normal departure and arrival of a Common Carrier. Included in the definition of Strikes are work slowdowns and sickouts. Coverage is only valid if Your Trip Cancellation coverage is effective prior to when the Strike is foreseeable. A Strike is foreseeable on the date labor union members vote to approve a Strike.
"Terrorist Attack" means an incident deemed an act of terrorism by the U.S. Government.
"Traveling Companion" means a person or persons with whom You have coordinated travel arrangements and intend to travel with during the Covered Trip. Note, a group or tour leader is not considered a Traveling Companion unless You are sharing room accommodations with the group or tour leader.
"Travel Supplier" means tour operator, cruise line, hotel etc. who has made the land and/or sea arrangements.
"Unforeseen" means not anticipated or expected and occurring after Your Effective Date.
"Used" means to avail oneself of, to employ, to expend or consume, or to convert to one's service.
The following exclusions apply to Trip Cancellation, Trip Interruption, Trip Delay, Missed Connection, Itinerary Change, Accidental Death & Dismemberment, Common Carrier (Air Only) Accidental Death & Dismemberment, Sickness Medical Expense, Accident Medical Expense, Emergency Evacuation, Repatriation of Remains, Renters Collision Insurance, Baggage/Personal Effects and Baggage Delay.
This policy does not cover Loss caused by or resulting from:
1. Pre-Existing Conditions, as defined in the General Definitions section (except Emergency Evacuation and Repatriation of Remains) unless: a) the policy is purchased within 15 days of the initial deposit for Your Covered Trip; b) the booking for the Covered Trip must be the first and only booking for this travel period and destination; and c) You are not disabled from travel at the time You pay the premium;
2. suicide, attempted suicide or any intentionally self- inflicted injury while sane or insane (in Missouri, sane only) committed by You, a Traveling Companion or Family Member, whether insured or not unless results in the death of a non-traveling immediate Family Member;
3. war, invasion, acts of foreign enemies, hostilities between nations (whether declared or not), civil war;
4. participation in any military maneuver or training exercise;
5. piloting or learning to pilot or acting as a member of the crew of any aircraft;
6. mental or emotional disorders, unless hospitalized;
7. participation as a professional in athletics;
8. expenses incurred as a result of being under the influence of drugs or intoxicants, unless prescribed by a Physician;
9. commission or the attempt to commit a criminal act by You, a Traveling Companion, or Family Member, whether insured or not;
10. participating in bodily contact sports; skydiving; hang gliding; parachuting; mountaineering where ropes or guides are normally used; any race or speed contest; bungee cord jumping; scuba diving (unless PADI or NAUI certified); spelunking or caving; heliskiing; extreme skiing;
11. dental treatment except as a result of an Injury to sound natural teeth;
12. pregnancy and childbirth (except for complications of pregnancy);
13. traveling for the purpose of securing medical treatment;
14. a Loss that results from an illness, disease, or other condition, event or circumstance which occurs at a time when the policy is not in effect for You;
15. civil disorder or riot;
16. riding or driving in any motor competition.
The following limitation applies to Trip Cancellation:
All cancellations must be reported directly to the Travel Supplier within 72 hours of the event causing the need to cancel, unless the event prevents it, and then as soon as is reasonably possible. If the cancellation is not reported within the specified 72-hour period, We will not pay for additional charges which would not have been incurred had You notified the Travel Supplier in the specified period. If the event prevents You from reporting the cancellation, the 72-hour notice requirement does not apply. However, You must, if requested, provide proof that said event prevented You from reporting the cancellation within the specified period.
The following exclusions apply to Baggage / Personal Effects and Baggage Delay:
We will not provide benefits for any Loss or damage to: animals; automobiles and automobile equipment; boats or other vehicles or conveyances; trailers; motors; motorcycles; aircraft; bicycles (except when checked as baggage with a Common Carrier); household effects and furnishing; antiques and collectors items; eye glasses, sunglasses or contact lenses; artificial teeth and dental bridges; hearing aids; prosthetic limbs; keys, money, stamps, securities and documents; tickets; professional or occupational equipment or property, whether or not electronic business equipment; telephones; sporting equipment if Loss or damage results from the use thereof.
Any Loss caused by or resulting from the following is excluded:
Breakage of brittle or fragile articles; wear and tear or gradual deterioration; insects or vermin; inherent vice or damage while the article is actually being worked upon or processed; confiscation or expropriation by order of any government; radioactive contamination; war or any act of war whether declared or not; property shipped as freight or shipped prior to the Scheduled Departure Date.
The following exclusions apply to Renters Collision Insurance:
1. any obligation You assume under any agreement (except insurance collision deductible);
2. rentals of trucks, campers, trailers, off-road vehicles, motor bikes, motorcycles, recreational vehicles or Exotic Vehicles;
3. any Loss which occurs if You are in violation of the rental agreement;
4. failure to report the Loss to the proper local authorities and the rental company;
5. damage to any other vehicle, structure or person as a result of a covered Loss.
The following duties in the event of Loss apply to Renters Collision Insurance:
1. You must take all reasonable, necessary steps to protect the vehicle and prevent further damage to it;
2. You must report the Loss to the appropriate local authorities and the rental company as soon as possible;
3. You must obtain all information on any other party involved in an Accident, such as name, address, insurance information and driver's license number;
4. You must provide Us all documentation such as rental agreement, police report and damage estimate.


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Canon EF 35mm f2 review: Old but still very competitiveBy Ben Boswell - Saturday December 15 2012 Lens Review
Canon's EF 35mm f2 has been around for quite a while, launched in late 1990, 22 years ago, it predates digital photography as we know it. Does this matter? Apparently not, this small, old, cheap lens continues to be a worthwhile piece of equipment, albeit on a rather basic level, but in this age of super-zoom lenses, this light, compact workhorse is worth looking at. Here are the DxOMark test results, while waiting for those of the new version of the Canon EF 35mm f / 2 IS USM released last November.
Features and Specifications
Canon's EF 35mm f2 is a prime lens with a fairly straight-forward design utilising 7 elements in 5 groups. The 35mm focal length when used on a full frame 35mm camera is considered by many to be the most versatile 'standard' focal length and is suitable for landscape, architecture, reportage and many other applications. Fitted to a camera with an APS-C sensor the relative focal length is 56mm (Canon body, coefficient 1.6).
This very reasonably priced lens is aimed at advanced amateurs and professional photographers. While not equipped with image stabilization or ultrasonic focussing motors the lens is still autofocus and its lack of extra refinements make it very light, coming in at 210g.
Canon EF 35mm f2 lens performance
Canon EF 35mm f2 versus competition
Further readings for the Canon EF 35mm f2 review: Old but still very competitive
To provide photographers with a broader perspective about mobiles, lenses and cameras, here are links to articles, reviews, and analyses of photographic equipment produced by DxOMark, renown websites, magazines or blogs.
The second in our series of selecting the best-quality lenses for your camera concentrates on one of the most highly-anticipated cameras of our time, the successor to the hugely popular EOS 5D Mark II. But by the time it was announced, in early March, it's probably fair to say Nikon had taken fair amount of interest away by announcing the 36M-Pix D800 and D800E models the month before. Be that as it may, there's no denying the 22.3 M-Pix EOS 5D Mark III is a remarkably capable camera, and a formidable rival to the Nikon.
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Presentation of data
Firstly, thanks for making all this data available, it's a wonderful resource. Im red green colour blind so I can't actually read the charts - any chance that you can use old fashioned graphs of data lists?
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Thanks for your interest in DxOMark.
Unfortunately we have no plan to change our color chart in the short term.
Sorry :)
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Added by AP7 | December 19 , 2012
Not very competitive in price and AF motor
Canon Ef 35mm f/2 is certainly competitive optically.
But, Canon needs to lower the price and put faster and quieter AF motor to make it competitive with Nikon, Sony 35mm f/1.8 lens.
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Canon 35mm lenses
You have no test data for these lenses. Why? It is not like these are some freak lenses. Right? BTW I do rely on your site to provide me with alot of trade data. Thanks


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Knife Inside Laptop: Similar to when a surgeon stitches a scalpel inside a patient, a computer tech put a computer back together and left his knife inside. You can imagine the passenger's surprise when our officers at Jacksonville (JAX) discovered it. After all, the passenger had just rented the computer, it wasn't theirs!
Have I Ever Mentioned That Grenades are Prohibited?: Two inert grenades were discovered at Columbus (CSG) and a live M18 smoke grenade was discovered at Seattle (SEA). If that's not enough, yet another live smoke grenade was discovered in checked baggage at Colorado Springs (COS). It's obvious why smoke grenades aren't allowed, but read here and here for more information on why inert grenades cause problems at checkpoints.
Somebody Doesn't Read the TSA Week in Review: Just like the incident I wrote about last week, another passenger attempted to conceal marijuana in a hollowed out peanut butter jar. Just like last week, we found it.
How to Complicate Things: A passenger at Houston (IAH) told an officer: "If I miss my flight, I will come back and strangle you." The passenger missed their flight. Another passenger, while waiting in line to board his flight at Palm Beach (PBI), told fellow passengers: "Good luck getting on this plane because it's going down." It didn't go down, but it was delayed for 52 minutes affecting 89 passengers.
If at First You Don't Succeed…: After a passenger attempted to check an unloaded 9mm in her checked baggage at Norfolk (ORF), she was informed by the airline that she needed a hard-sided lockable case in order to check it properly. (See details on properly checking firearms) Instead of heeding their advice or giving the firearm to her father as she said she would, the passenger attempted to conceal the firearm with other items in her purse. We found it.
Gellin' Like a Felon?: During additional screening, officers at Denver (DEN) noticed a bulky area under the insole of a shoe and discovered narcotics.
Including checkpoint and checked baggage screening, TSA has 20 layers of security both visible and invisible to the public. Each one of these layers alone is capable of stopping a terrorist attack. In combination their security value is multiplied, creating a much stronger, formidable system. A terrorist who has to overcome multiple security layers in order to carry out an attack is more likely to be pre-empted, deterred, or to fail during the attempt.
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