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This lower rack wheel kit includes 8 wheels and 8 axles that allow the lower dishwasher rack to slide in and out smoothly. If your dishwasher door will not close, is noisy when operating, or the dishes are not cleaning properly, you might need to replace one or more of the wheels. Each wheel and axle are made of plastic, and fit into one another so they can be clipped on to the lower dishwasher rack. Many of our customers found this repair to be quick and easy, and the only tool you should need to complete the repair is a pair of pliers.
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Unsnapped clip,and moved it 90 degrees. Slip wheel and clip off. Installed clip on new wheel. replaced new wheel. The wheel did not come with a new clip and was not suggested on the parts list. The existing clip was still OK but if it was not, I would have had to order a clip and wait. All in all, a good experience.
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The wheels came with a clip on part that clipped to the rack and the wheel snapped into that clip. I am a woman and it was easy for me to do. Thanks to Parts Select for being an easy to use and navigate site, for quick shipment and for good directions with the parts. Sincerely, Teresa from Alabama.
Order arrived two days after being placed. Super easy to remove the old, worn, broken plastic parts and replace with new. Everything popped right on just as shown in the diagram. Our happiness with our dishwasher has increased 100%. BTW, thanks to the very helpful, friendly and knowledgeable staff at PartSelect.com -- next job, replace the ice maker in the freezer!
Just pulled off the old wheel. I just had to push in the stud to the wheel and pushed it on to the rack of the dishwasher. Very easy repair! Only disappointing part was that it bothered me to have to purchase the stud with the wheel. I was told they only came as the set. I only needed to purchase that inside stud. My wheels were fine.
Pulled the end cap off and replaced the wheel. most of the parts were for future repairs
...on the lower rack of the dishwasher. I simply snapped the pieces together and then snapped them into place. No tools necessary other than my own two hands (and the scissors I used to cut open the package!)
The part indicated here is a new design to replace a defective part that fails to keep the wheels on the lower dish rack. So far, the new axles work fine. Removal/Replacement couldn't be easier - it is helpful to use needle-nose pliers to get the old axles out. The new ones just snap in. Wheels stay on just fine. The rack is designed to roll on 8 total wheels, 4 on each side.
It was really easy I just snapped the axle and the wheels together and then snapped them onto the rack! simple as that
Just put axle and wheel together and popped them on. Thank you. I know you saved me a bundle.
Siimply removed the rack and replaced the wheel assembly. Very easy
Simply discarded old wheel assembly and snapped new wheel assembly in place. Very simple.
Repair easy. . Snap it in. . . . . . Impressed with the speedy delivery. Thanks
It was easy as pie. The new wheels came with the new axles already attached, and the whole wheel just snapped onto the lower rack. I ordered 6 and they arrived quickly and attached within minutes, and the dishwasher actually works better now that the rack is raised properly. Thank you!
We considered buying a new lower rack for the dishwasher which we were told was a new dishwasher when we took over the house. The wheels were constantly falling off when sliding out the tray. They wobbled as well. With the weight of dishes in the rack and malfunctioning wheels, it was a disaster! We found your site on the internet and instead of a new rack we decided to order a whole new set of 8 wheels and axle roller studs. Installation was easy. It's like having a new dishwasher! Tray rolls in/out effortlessly. Great solution for the prices, fast delivery. Everybody is happy! Thanks.
Took out the main lower rack, removed all the wheels, inserted the studs into the wheels first and then snapped the wheels onto the rack. Real easy to fix, however, I don't think the original parts should have gone as fast as they did. Overall, not happy with the dishwasher itself.
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A fellow teacher and I are currently arguing about the proper grammar of using, a name and I "(Sally and I or I and Sally)," according to the American Grammar rules.
I am aware that, "Mary and I" is considered grammatically correct and courteous but we are arguing whether or not "I and Mary" when used in conversation isn't also acceptable....as in;
Person 1: Who's going to the movies and what time are you going?"
Person 2: "I....(pause in sentence and looking around at other people in the group).....and Mary are going at 9pm.
We are also looking for the precise explanation according to the American Grammar Rules so we can settle it definitively.
Any ideas on this?
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'"You know this is a great hockey area from when I played and even years after that," said Gare, who still looks in game shape at 48. "I think when you go to the (Stanley Cup) finals in 1999 and you see that enthusiasm drop off in 2 1/2 years, it kind of breaks your heart a bit."'
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With the recent terrible terrible tragedies taking place in the country, how many are following the "Fiscal Cliff."
Not just here Spain, Greece, the worlds nations, are about to take a dive..
Kind of a misnomer the term is. It is not the fall, it is the sudden stop..
If one talks too two economists, you will get two different answers..
Essentially after the first of the year, our Govt has two choices. Increase taxes, or reduce spending, or both..
Oh the third, almost forgot, increase our national debt and buy a wheelbarrow to carry your cash too the stores..
America, once a powerful nation, on which the world monetary system set the standard, is about to be reduced too third world status.
Gun control, hell Nappie is loving it. Keeps him from answering questions about the sudden stop we are about to make when it hits..
This idiots in D.C. had a year or more to find a solution too the problem, if their even was one..
Our present panic on gun control.. Good job Nappie, good ruse.. I must admit, rather smart on your part..
When they do decide what road too take.. We have problems $$$.
They have to vote after the first of the year on a solution.
The panic and price of guns and accesories will take a back seat, when we need a $1,000 for a loaf of bread...
Laugh if you want, it is coming and soon..
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06 Cyborg
Posted 07 February 2009 - 05:27 PM
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PB Kingdom sells the parts but they sell them in like peices so if I use them what all do I have to buy?
Posted 07 February 2009 - 08:08 PM
- An AKA/MacDev threaded feedneck
- Any Cyborg bolt/bolt pin
- Any Cyborg valve with matching poppet and a jam nut to hold the valve in place
- Any Cyborg ram housing/body and the proper cap as well as its two o-rings
- Any Cyborg ram, of course with its three o-rings as well
- Any Cyborg LPR assembly with the proper internals to go with it (if 07-style LPR you do not need an LPR spacer, otherwise you do), as well as a valve spring
- Any 06/07/Droid trigger with trigger pin and retainer screw
- An 06 Cyborg microswitch harness w/ necessary mounting screws
- An 06/07/Droid board
- 06/07/Droid board mounting screw
- Any Cyborg vertical ASA w/ proper mounting screw and locking pin
- A gauge or plug to go on the vertical ASA
- Solenoid manifold and o-rings and its (two?) mounting screws
- Cyborg/Droid solenoid and its two mounting screws
- Any Cyborg eyes
- 06 Cyborg battery harness w/ mounting screws for on/off switch
- Any 06/07/Droid grips and the six grip screws
- Eye covers with one eye cover screw each
- Frame screws
- Some kind of regulator
- A Cocker threaded barrel
- That's about it.
I may have missed something but I think that's about all you need to build an 06 Cyborg, besides the body and frame.
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05 Cyborg, 06 Cyborg, PM8, Hybrid NXT, E-Mag
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NH's police brotherhood closes ranks for fallen Brentwood officer
By JOHN KOZIOL
Union Leader Correspondent | May 18. 2014 8:58PM
Berlin Police Headquarter's "Call of Duty" Memorial pays tribute to three Berlin police officers who died in the line of duty. John Koziol
A patrolman with the Brentwood Police Department for a dozen years, Arkell's death was met with shock and sadness but also with immediate action by his brothers and sisters in blue who began covering shifts at the Brentwood Police Department while also organizing his memorial service and making sure that his wife and two daughters are helped.
Sielicki said that he's never forgotten that day.
"Tragedy happens all over the state," Sielicki continued, and now it has happened, again, on the Seacoast.
He and his officers moved back, Sielicki said, "just before the house exploded," adding "we felt bad that we couldn't get him (Arkell) out of the house and we feel very badly and our hearts go out to his family and department because I particularly know what they're going through."
"From what we're hearing, there'll be from 3,000 to 4,000 people from all over the country," said Sielicki, among them "a very-large contingent from New Hampshire."
Also vice president of the New England Association of Chiefs of Police, Smith said that the association, as it does in every such instance, will donate $2,500 to the Arkell family to help them with immediate financial needs.
"If you shoot a police officer, you're shooting a representative of the state so we all look at that, that it could be someone here, so we all mourn that death."
Pat Sullivan, who officially retired as chief of the Goffstown Police Department on May 12, said a fund has been established to benefit the Arkell family and that donations can be made to the Mrs. Stephen Arkell Fund, c/o TD Bank, 53 Church St., Kingston, NH 03848. He added that an online fund is also being developed.
Morency said it's important to remember fallen officers and their families, something that the Berlin Police Department has done with its "Call to Duty" Memorial honoring Officers Robert Devoid and Dorman Wheelock, both of whom were killed on April 23, 1970, in a head-on collision, and Sgt. Paul Brodeur, who died on Aug. 13, 1975, from a heart attack while responding to a call.
Arkell's death, Morency said, "is a tragedy and his family should know and must know that the entire community stands behind them and alongside them. Their loss is our loss."
"It's going to be hard on law enforcement in New Hampshire for a while and we still have to come together and mourn together at the walk-through and memorial service."
Arkell's death, he said, "strikes at the heart of everything in the law-enforcement community."
"Over my career — I'm in my 32nd year – I've been to numerous law-enforcement funerals and you always hope that there isn't another one," said Cormier. "We never want something like this to happen. Steve Arkell made the supreme sacrifice and we'll be mourning his loss and trying to do whatever we can as a law-enforcement family to take care of the Brentwood Police Department and that community."
Sielicki said the brotherhood of police men and women will always be there for each other, in good times and bad, but "Unfortunately, this happens way too often in New Hampshire," he said of an officer being injured or killed while on duty, "and at some point we'd like to see it stop."
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RIVERVIEW, Fla. — A 17-year-old who said his girlfriend shot herself in the chest has been charged with her murder after the Hillsborough County Medical Examiner found that the girl was shot in the back.
The Tampa Bay Times reports the teen has been charged with second-degree murder. Sara Gonzalez died after being shot Friday night.
The teen initially told officers that Gonzalez was shot by an unknown assailant who knocked on the front door, then fired when she opened it. Deputies say they found a Glock 9mm handgun and one shell casing in a crawl space under the mobile home. The teen then told police that Gonzalez shot herself in the chest with his gun during an argument.
An autopsy revealed that Gonzalez had been shot once, in her lower back.
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So, uh, I haven't read the whole thing yet (271 pages!) but if you're like me and have a general interest in the development process, Michael Piller's draft memoir of writing the Star Trek: Insurrection script has apparently been released. Enjoy? Apparently it was supposed to be published earlier this decade but by the time he died in 2005 the project had been packed up and put in storage. AICN has a link to a .doc file containing the book, which they appear to treat as totally legit and not some illegal copyright thing.
Intro wrote:Now that it's all behind me, I can smile (finally) about what we went through... all the stories we threw away, the drafts that didn't work. I invite you now to walk a couple years in my shoes. Look at the development process from the writer's point of view. Second-guess me. If you'd been writing the script would you have made the same decisions I made? Would your movie be about the girl who broke our hero's heart and the best friend he's sent to kill, the rag-tag army of space mariners, the mysterious society of alien children, the treacherous Romulans, the mutes, the android squad, the holographic stand-up comedian, the lecherous three hundred year old munchkin, the masked race of Generation 'X' aliens...
...none of whom made my final draft.
But maybe they would have made yours. Maybe your script would have been entirely different from mine. Let's find out.
With two notable exceptions, the development process of Star Trek: Insurrection wasn't much different from the development process of any motion picture script. Exception number one: everyone knew from the start this picture would actually get made. Most scripts are written without that knowledge. This was to be the ninth installment of the franchise. It was not only scheduled for production before the script was written; it was scheduled for release before the script was written. December, 1998. So, from the moment I was hired, I heard the clock ticking.
Exception number two: I was the writer from start to finish. Many of the movies you see have been written by several writers even though their names may not appear on the screen. Writers are often brought in like tag-teams, the original writer followed by an "action" writer followed by a "character" writer followed by a "dialogue" writer and on and on. (In one major action movie last summer, after a half-dozen or so top-notch writers had worked on the screenplay, the producers brought in the entire staff of a popular television sitcom to make the dialogue funnier.) The difference here was my history with Star Trek as head writer for the television shows and a long working relationship with producer Rick Berman. Had it been any other circumstance, there's no question in my mind that, before the final draft was completed, I most certainly would have been fired.
Chapter 1 wrote:That fraction of a second between nightmare and waking. Except it isn't a fraction of a second anymore, it's been days, weeks and I'm still in a free-fall, trying to snatch bits and pieces of a script that are falling with me, desperately trying to assemble them in some coherent manner before I crash.
How could I have been so wrong? Where had my instinct failed me? How do I fix it? Is it even fixable? In three months, this movie will be going into pre-production and I don't have a clue what to do.
There's no point in trying to sleep. Once I wake up to pee in the middle of the night (the curse of middle-age), my mind goes back to work. I tell it not to. Whatever you do, don't think about the script. But as I lay in the dark staring at the ceiling, my eyeballs move back and forth looking for the metaphorical daylight. There's got to be a way to make this script work.
The guards on the overnight shift at the front gate are used to seeing me arrive at dawn. They greet me by name and ask how the script's going - everyone on the lot knows I'm doing the next Star Trek movie - and I smile and say, fine and ask one of the guards about his new baby and I drive in under the famous Paramount arch and park in the first space in the empty producer's parking lot. I know Rick Berman will walk by that space on the way to his office and will see that I was the first one in the lot. As though that'll earn me an 'A' for effort if everything else fails.


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I finally got around to parking my FAL parts.
Man, these suckers have a ton of parts compared to the AKs, it took me all day.
For each part I had to clean, blast, degrease, rinse, park, rinse again, apply neutralizer then dry.
These are just the parts that are visible when finished, none of the innards.


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text: I thought I'd show what we like to catch here in Wisconsin for eating. I know almost everyone has access to Bluegill, bream, brim, whatever you call them, but they seem to get overlooked in the states that have the salt to fish. We love them here, along with our walleye and crappie, but bluegill are my favorite. Here is some big ones I caught in the past few days. These fish aren't monsters in the fish world, but are damn good size for stinking bluegills. 9 to 10 and 1/2 inchers. Maybe only my fellow Midwestern neighbors will appreciate them?


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The invasion of Iraq was born in lies, the military initially fought it under the direction of an incompetent Secretary of Defense, and thousands of Americans died in a needless expenditure of human life and money. Army Spc. Kristoffer Walker told his superiors the truth — the Iraq was is illegal and immoral and he did not wish to participate in it. His company commander warned him of dire consequences should he persist in his refusal to go overseas, essentially telling Walker his life would be ruined. Walker still opposes the war but decided he had to go in order to avoid the consequences. However, he no longer trusts his military leaders and those who run the government.
The armed forces have recognized the right of a conscientious objector who can not kill since it violates his ethical principles. Surely, we can recognize the right of a moral person who cannot serve in what he considers to be an immoral action.


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FC Dynamo Kyiv 2-1 Arsenal
UEFA Champions League - October 21, 2003
Goals Shatskikh 27, Belkevich 64 (FC Dynamo Kyiv), Henry 80 (Arsenal)
By Richard Clarke in Kyiv
Arsenal face a steep uphill struggle to qualify for the knockout phase of the Champions League after slumping to a 2-1 defeat at FC Dynamo Kyiv on Tuesday night.
The key moment came in the 64th minute with Arsenal already trailling 1-0 to Maksim Shatskikh's first-half volley.
Arsenal keeper Jens Lehmann came out of his area to clear his lines but he hacked the ball straight to the feet of Valentin Belkevich. The midfielder unleashed a 45-yard shot in a bid to catch out the keeper before he recovered his ground.
Lehmann, still out of his area, chested the ball down but his control was poor and Shatskikh beat him to the ball and pushed it wide. Belkevich pounced on the loose ball and steered it into the empty net from an acute angle.
The game was far from over however. Henry's goal 11 minutes from time made for a tense finale and Arsenal spent injury time camped in the Kyiv penalty area.
Kolo Toure thumped a shot against the bar from inside the six yards box in the dying seconds.
You could make a strong case that Arsenal deserved a draw. However they did not, they lost and this result, combined with Lokomotiv's shock 3-0 victory against Inter, means Arsenal are playing catch-up in Group B.
Qualification is not impossible but they will need a hefty slice of the luck they were lacking tonight.
In his pre-game press conference, Wenger had said that Patrick Vieira and Freddie Ljungberg were fit after their respective thigh and ankle injuries. However they lacked match practice and he feared needing to substitute both players as the game went on. In the end he decided to leave both on the bench.
But the side he put out did have one important badge of honour - it was the one that had beaten Premiership leaders Chelsea on Saturday. However, there was a formation change with Robert Pires pushed forward behind the front two. It was the Frenchman who had the first chance of the game in the eighth minute, nodding Henry's corner onto the cross bar at the near post.
That was a stolen chance but Kyiv's reply a minute later was carved out. Shatskikh weaved inside his defender to get a clear sight of the Arsenal goal only for Lehmann to make an athletic one-handed save to his right.
Oleg Husyev worried Lehmann a few minutes later with an overhead kick but Arsenal responded well with Pires to the fore. He was involved in the move that saw Lauren burst into the area and exchange passes with Henry, but the full back's shot was blocked.
So it was against the run of play when Kyiv went ahead a minute later. Jerko Lejko's shot hit Shatskikh and bounced up kindly for him to hammer home a volley at the near post.
Arsenal were rattled and it showed. The sliding Shakskikh nearly got a toe to Valentin Belkevich's low pass across the face of the area then Tiberiu Ghioane's dipping drive from distance forced Lehmann to backtrack and tip over.
Kyiv continued to pile on the pressure but Arsenal looked lively on the break. One such foray in the 38th minute saw Wiltord win a corner. Henry took it, Pires flicked on and Toure, up front from defence, just failed to convert at the far post.
Just before half time, Edu met Pires' free-kick with a firm downward header. However Kyiv keeper Oleksander Shovkovski stretched to save.
The start of the second half was full of chances. Ashley Cole broke through into the area after two minutes but hacked his shot wildly over the bar.
The home side replied by forcing a corner from Belkevich that bobbled across the face of goal narrowly missing the flailing limbs of the Kyiv forwards.
Then Pires swung a free-kick to the far post which was met by the leaping Henry. His towering header was batted behind for a corner by Shovkovski.
On the hour, Vieira rose from his seat, stripped off and prepared to come on. The sight obviously inspired Arsenal, Parlour and Wiltord combined for Pires to poke a shot just wide of the post. Probably Arsenal's best worked move of the match.
The captain then came on to replace Edu. However, he had no time to influence the game before Kyiv scored again.
Arsenal now had to gamble. It was no surprise that centre back Kolo Toure found his way forward. Four minutes after Kyiv's second he combined with Henry to feed Wiltord on the right of the area. His vicious, low drive was stabbed behind by the leg of Shovkovski.
Inevitably, Wenger threw on Kanu and Ljungberg then asked his side to throw everything forward. It paid off with 11 minutes left when Pires' pass found Henry free in the six-yard box. He prodded his shot past Shovkovski and then collected the ball to race back to the centre circle. Time was of the essence.
If anything Kyiv then had the better chances. Diogo Rincon blazed over the bar with eight minutes left then Shatskikh steer a swerving shot inches wide of the far post.
But how Arsenal rallied. The forced a succession of corners and Kanu forced a fine low save from Shovkovski.
Lehmann had joined the attack by the time Henry shot was spilled by the keeper and Toure hacked a shot against the bar from six yards out. The defender sat with his head in his hands in the area as the ball was cleared.
It was that sort of night.
Arsenal Lehmann, Ashley Cole, Lauren, Campbell, Toure, Edu (Vieira 61), Silva (Kanu 74), Parlour (Ljungberg 74), Pires, Henry, Wiltord. Subs not used Stack, Cygan, Clichy, Hoyte.
FC Dynamo Kyiv Shovkovskiy, Fedorov, Dmytrulin (Sablic 33), Belkevich, Peev, Shatskikh, Ghioane (Khatskevitch 79), Husev (Rincon 64), Nesmachniy, Gavrancic, Jerko, Leko. Subs not used Reva, El Kaddouri, Nanni, Milevski.Copyright 2017 The Arsenal Football Club plc. Permission to use quotations from this article is granted subject to appropriate credit being given to www.arsenal.com as the source


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1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.
2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS. Police in Oakland, CA , spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, 'Please come out and give yourself up.'
3. WHAT WAS PLAN B??? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts!
4. THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.
5. DID I SAY THAT??? Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words:'Give me all your money or I'll shoot', the man shouted, 'that's not what I said!'
6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING??? A man spoke frantically into the phone: 'My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart'. 'Is this her first child?' the doctor asked. 'No!' the man shouted,'This is her husband!'
7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED! In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun. Unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. (hellooooooo)!
8. THE GRAND FINALE!!! Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert an hour east of Bakersfield, CA, some folks new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 foot boat going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power they applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted into a nearby marina, thinking someone there may be able to tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out-drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer!
My apologies if this one has already been posted.
Irishman's Brothers
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender asks him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: he orders three pints and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."
The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no." he says, "Everyone's fine. I've just quit drinking."
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse arrives to give him a partial sponge bath..
Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around and around gently.
Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen
very, very closely.....
'Are my test results back?'
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse arrives to give him a partial sponge bath..
Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around and around gently.
Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely.....
'Are my test results back?'
$50 Lesson
I recently asked my neighbors' little girl what she wanted to be when she
grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents,
liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were
President what would be the first thing you would do? '
She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'
Her parents beamed with pride.
'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait until
you're President to do that! You can come over to my house and mow the lawn,
pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over
to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him
the $50 to use toward food and a new house. '
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the
eye and asked, ' Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and
you can just pay him the $50? '
I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'
Her parents still aren't speaking to me.
She was a suicide blond - dyed by her own hand.
A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I'm glad to see you've regained consciousness. You probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be o.k., you'll walk again and everything. However, your main "male part" was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it".
The man groans.
The doctor goes on, "You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new "male part" for you. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch".
The man perks up.
"So", the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want. I understand that you've been married for over forty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision".
The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day and asks, "So, have you spoken with your wife"?
"Yes I have", says the man.
"And has she helped you make a decision"?
"Yes" says the man.
"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.
"We're getting granite counter-tops".
A couple is sitting on the porch sipping wine. The wife says, "I love you."
The husband says, "Is that you or the wine talking?"
The wife replies, "It's me, talking to the wine."
As long as we're picking on husbands:
This guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door.
There are two sheriff's deputies there; he asks if there is a problem.
One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife.
The guy says "sure " and shows him a picture of his wife. The sheriff says, "Well, I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
The guy says, " I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook. "
Found this on WB
Dear Walter,
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.
When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbors' daughter. I'm 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbors' daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years.
When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I'd leave him. To make matters worse, he was asked to leave his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?
~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it's clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires.
If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors. Mainly have your air filters cleaned or replaced.
I hope this helps with your problem.
And, to follow, this:
cjsiege wrote:A couple is sitting on the porch sipping wine. The wife says, "I love you."
The husband says, "Is that you or the wine talking?"
The wife replies, "It's me, talking to the wine."
Umm, I think Cheron did that one already one or more pages back. Or maybe in the Pub.
Way to keep healthy level of insanity in the workplace
This one is especially appropriate, since we were recently discussing bereavement leave in the Poli-Ticks thread.
We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.
All employees will take their vacation at the same time every year. The vacation days are as follows: Jan. 1, July 4 & Dec. 25
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or coworkers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early, provided your share of the work is done enough.
This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks notice, as it is your duty to train your own replacement.
Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. In the future, we will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For instance, all employees whose names begin with 'A' will go from 8:00 to 8:20, employees whose names begin with 'B' will go from 8:20 to 8:40 and so on. If you're unable to go at your allotted time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your turn comes again. In extreme emergencies employees may swap their time with a coworker. Both employees' supervisors in writing must approve this exchange. In addition, there is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, and the stall door will open.
Skinny people get an hour for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy, normal size people get 30 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain the average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill. Sondra gets none.
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary, if we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers and carrying a $600 Gucci bag we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternations or input should be directed elsewhere. Have a nice week.
-- Management
4 pearls of wisdom to remember. . .
1. Money cannot buy happiness but somehow, it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than on a bicycle.
2. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
3. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
4. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk.
Rum & ice will ruin your liver.
Whiskey & ice will ruin your heart.
Gin & ice will ruin your brain.
Coke & ice will ruin your teeth.
That bloody ice is LETHAL!!!
Warn all your friends: Lay off the ice!!!
"Rupert Murdoch has issued a statement that he is touched by the many messages of support and sympathy left on Amy Winehouse's phone."
Flying on Obama's private plane.
Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a
$1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.
Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills
out of the window and make ten people very happy.
Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills
out of the window and make a hundred people very happy..
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot,
'Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the
window and make 256 million people very happy.'
(This one is for all the blonde women for always being the one in the "blond joke")
A couple of blond men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blond men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."
The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."
"All right. How long do you need them?"
The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."
After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."
In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have forgotten the art of capitalization. For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement:
"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
Fell off the first page. Can't have that, can we?
A Police STOP at 2 AM
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."
Labor Day Investment Plan
bhodilee wrote:Or clean and sparky!
MarkDaSpark wrote:Along with Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful, Friendly, Courteous, Kind, Cheerful, Brave, and Reverent.
Winning joke from Edinburgh Festival, "The requirement was that my password use 8 characters, so I chose Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs".
This one is wine nerd ready:
What do you drink on "Talk Like a Pirate Day" ?
Something German from, where else: Ahr.
A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.
The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'
The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly...
She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?'
To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.
'There's no charge,' she says.
'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says.
'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'
'So I just switched the heads.'
Imagine4vr wrote:(BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!!!)
I'm not taking that bet!
The Attorney General wants to find out who's the best law enforcement agency, -- the FBI, the CIA, or the NYPD.
So she calls a group from each organization to meet her outside D.C., and she lets a rabbit loose in the woods, and says to the FBI group, "Okay, go find the rabbit."
The FBI goes in and two hours later, they come out without the rabbit, but call a big press conference and they say, "We lab-tested every twig and leaf in the woods, we questioned two hundred witnesses, and we have concluded that the rabbit broke no federal laws, and we let him go."
The Attorney General says, "I GOT A ROCK?!, you never found the rabbit." So then she sends the CIA in.
An hour later, they also come out without the rabbit, but say "The FBI was wrong. We found the rabbit, and he confessed to a conspiracy. We debriefed the rabbit, turned him, and he is now a double agent working for us."
The Attorney General says, "I GOT A ROCK?!, you never found the rabbit." So then she sends the NYPD in.
Fifteen minutes later, a bear comes stumbling out of the woods, looking like he has taken a really bad beating, and throws up his paws in the air and yells out, "All right! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
MarkDaSpark wrote:The Attorney General wants to find out who's the best law enforcement agency, -- the FBI, the CIA, or the NYPD.
So she calls a group from each organization to meet her outside D.C., and she lets a rabbit loose in the woods, and says to the FBI group, "Okay, go find the rabbit."
The FBI goes in and two hours later, they come out without the rabbit, but call a big press conference and they say, "We lab-tested every twig and leaf in the woods, we questioned two hundred witnesses, and we have concluded that the rabbit broke no federal laws, and we let him go."
The Attorney General says, "I GOT A ROCK?!, you never found the rabbit." So then she sends the CIA in.
An hour later, they also come out without the rabbit, but say "The FBI was wrong. We found the rabbit, and he confessed to a conspiracy. We debriefed the rabbit, turned him, and he is now a double agent working for us."
The Attorney General says, "I GOT A ROCK?!, you never found the rabbit." So then she sends the NYPD in.
Fifteen minutes later, a bear comes stumbling out of the woods, looking like he has taken a really bad beating, and throws up his paws in the air and yells out, "All right! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
I'm sure that's the LAPD. Except that the bear would be riddled with bullets.
A man comes into the ER and yells . . .' My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.'
I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear.
Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - - - and I was in the wrong one.
Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald ,
San Francisco
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.
'Big breaths,'. . . I instructed.
'Yes, they used to be,'. . .replied the patient.
Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes ,
Seattle , WA
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct.
Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart.'
Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg
During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications..
' Which one ?'. .. . I asked.
'The patch... The Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it !'
I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see.
Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!
Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.
Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair ,
Norfolk , VA
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, 'How long have you been bedridden?'
After a look of complete confusion she answered . . .. ' Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive.'
Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson-
Corvallis , OR
I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a man I asked . . .'So how's your breakfast this morning?' "It's very good except for the Kentucky Jelly.. I can't seem to get used to the taste," Bob replied.
I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced a foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly.'
Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf ,
Detroit , MI
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered . ... . It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery..
When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it there was a tattoo that read . . .'Keep off the grass.'
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said 'Sorry . . . had to mow the lawn.'
Submitted by RN no name,
As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB. . I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams... To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.
The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me.
I looked up from my work and sheepishly said. . ... ' I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?'
She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard . . .
' No doctor but the song you were whistling was . . .. ' I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener .' '
Dr. wouldn't submit his name....
Baby's First Doctor Visit
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. 'Breast-fed,' she replied.. 'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'
'I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma. But I'm glad I came.'
Since today is Halloween .... The first joke is a gimme.
Three vampires walk into a bar. The bartender looks at him suspiciously, but decides to serve them anyway. "What'll be, boys?"
The first vampire says "Blood. Give me blood."
The second vampire says "I too wish for blood!"
The third vampire says "Give me plasma."
The Bartender smiles and says "Got it. Two bloods, and a blood-light."
TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer
PUPILS: A teacher.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
One day in New York City, a banker was driving his new Jaguar down the streets. He parked it and opened the door to get out.
Suddenly a taxi went by and ripped the door off. The driver reported this to a nearby police officer.
The officer saw the whole thing and said "You bankers are so involved in your possessions. You didn't even notice that your arm was ripped off as well"
The banker stared at where his arm used to be and said "OH NO! My new Rolex is gone too!"
15 Cringeworthy Things Little Kids Say in Public
1. While discussing the 10 Commandments at Vacation Bible School (!), comparing "God's Rules" with rules the kids might have at home, my oldest -- then about 7 -- spouted: AT MY HOUSE, YOU DON'T DRINK FROM MOM'S CUP OF SODA WHEN IT HAS LIQUOR IN IT! -- Meredith
2. [My son] asked where my wienie was as I got out of the shower one day. I said, "Well, Mommies have a different kind of wienie than Daddies." So we get to the store later that day and he informs the cashier, "My Mommy has a different kind of wienie." Awesome. --Tiffini
3. Grocery store experience: my kid screamed, "PIRATE!!!" at a man wearing an eye patch. -- Cora
4. My son is bi-racial and thought every black man was Daddy. Once we were at the local grocery store and our cashier happened to be a black teenage boy. As we approached the register, my then 2-year old started yelling over and over, "DADDY." -- Lauren
5. My 4-year-old son felt the need to warn "old" people they will die ... he told a lady in the grocery, "Old people die ... and you don't look so good" -- Edna
6. My 6-year-old grabbed our Rabbi's butt and said, "Squishy, squishy." -- Vicki
7. Age 3, regarding a morbidly obese lady dressed in red in a store: "Holy crap, that is a BIG, RED shirt!" -- Kerri
8. Saying our dinner prayer with the family, my 5-year-old wanted to say the prayer. So being that he wanted to be the big boy, we said sure. He says: God is Great, Beer is Good, and People are Crazy! -- Lena
9. Walking by the wine section of Whole Foods: "Mommy! Look at all this mommy juice! Look! Mommy juice everywhere!" I got more than a few snickers. -- Emily
10. My husband took my 4-year-old son to his uncle's funeral. When they were bringing the casket in or out of somewhere, my son said (pretty loudly), "What's in the box?" Luckily it got a few laughs, but ohhhh that was not one of his finest moments! -- Christina
11. My son pointed at a guy playing basketball, who had a prosthetic leg, and shouted, "Look mom! He's a cyborg!" I dragged him away quickly. He's totally into robots and all that, so it was a huge compliment coming from my son! -- Carissa
12. When I quit smoking, my 5-year-old at the time (she's 23 now) told her kindergarten teacher that she was so proud of me because I quit drugs. -- Erin
13. I guess I did not have great bathroom boundaries with my daughter. While in a shopping cart, checking out, sucking on a lollipop, my daughter pulls the lollipop out of her mouth and tells the person bagging the groceries: "Sometimes my mommy pees red." She said it like I was a superhero. -- Jennifer
14. Just a few weeks ago, my son was in the bath and declared, "I just have a kid-sized penis because I'm a kid. Not Daddy, though. He's a grownup, so he has a big penis. Daddy, your penis is THIS big" [said while holding his hands quite a wide distance apart]. My husband, however, told him, "Now THAT you're allowed to repeat anywhere and everywhere you want." -- Dorothy
15. My 3-year-old daughter was out with her grandma, and the lady in front of them in line was writing a check without ID and generally being irritating. At the top of her lungs, she sighs and says, "Grandma, this is taking FOREVER. It takes daddy less time to poop and he's in there long enough to play a world of Angry Birds!" -- Jane
Siri Argument.
Warning ... some profane language.
We really are this simple. Don't make it complex!
Man Rules:
Please note….. These are all numbered "1" ...... ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1.. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon, or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. 'Yes' and 'No' are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something, or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
Funny Man Rules. I have an answer for one of them which might be helpful.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
I want you to think about me and/or pay attention to me a minimum of a few minutes per day, and I want evidence. Said evidence can be provided in the form of taking a hint.
chemvictim wrote:Funny Man Rules. I have an answer for one of them which might be helpful.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
I want you to think about me and/or pay attention to me a minimum of a few minutes per day, and I want evidence. Said evidence can be provided in the form of taking a hint.
you are in violation of #1.
1. You can either ask us to do something, or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
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OK, I've read this several times, and don't see a joke here. It is clean but interesting, and most of all, 100% ACCURATE, but where is the punch line?
All the protons went to a party. They were enjoying themselves until the electrons attacked them. There was a scare in the party scene. Then emerged a brave man who took care of all electrons at once..All the protons were astounded by it and asked him who he was.
He replied, "Bond...Covalent bond"
ddeuddeg wrote:OK, I've read this several times, and don't see a joke here. It is clean but interesting, and most of all, 100% ACCURATE, but where is the punch line?
That they were all number 1?
MarkDaSpark wrote:That they were all number 1?
Punch line at the beginning. Absolutely diabolical!
This was posted by VitasVinumHodie on the Pedroncelli Port offering thread earlier today. Thought it deserved a new life here.
Sherry or Port?
A wealthy playboy met a beautiful young girl in an exclusive lounge. He took her to his lavish apartment where he soon discovered she was not a tramp, but was well groomed and apparently very intelligent. Hoping to get her into bed; he began showing her his collection of expensive paintings, first editions by famous authors and offered her a glass of wine.
He asked whether she preferred Port or Sherry and she said, "Oh, Sherry by all means. To me it's the nectar of the gods. Just looking at it in a crystal-clear decanter fills me with a glorious sense of anticipation. When the stopper is removed and the gorgeous liquid is poured into my glass, I inhale the enchanting aroma and I'm lifted on the wings of ecstasy. It seems as though I'm about to drink a magic potion and my whole being begins to glow. The sound of a thousand violins being softly played fills my ears and I'm transported into another world.
On the other hand, Port makes me fart."
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I am a level 3 qualified teaching assistant with 6 years experience of working with primary and secondary age children. I also have completed the weekend TEFL course. Yet, none of this seems to make any difference.
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wheelchair archery
my father, who uses a wheelchair and has full upper body capabilities, just let me know that he'd like to take up archery. i'd love to help him out with this, and am hoping to get him a bow for christmas. now, i understand that no one bow is "the right bow" for everyone, but i also understand that i know next to nothing about archery. can anyone give me some pointers on getting started on this quest? either recommendations of types of bows to look for, or good sites to visit for more information would be greatly appreciated!
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Wishing you both much success.
If you can afford a low priced bow(used/unwanted) with light poundage and light in weight would be a great starting point,then have some one, meaning knowlegable of archery(local pro shop/archery club) help with the correct draw length and the set up of the bow he will be starting with,keeping all cost down.This way you'll both be confortable with the time that will be needed to become proficient with this sport and as he improves and the enjoyment,knowledge,reach's the point of confidence and by then you will have the experience to upgrade your equipment, knowing your comfort zone in both draw weight and lenght,also the type's of bows available and assories you'll be wanting.I believe you should build yourself both mentally as well as physically before you build your equipment.I wish you both enjoyment and welcome to the sport of ARCHERY,hope this is of some help. Skip(physically challenged also) as a personal note,this sport has the finest sportsman of any,they are ALL willing to help in some way or other,and there is no question about being excepted,this I have expienced and witnessed.
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thank you very much for your suggestions and encouragement.
First off, WELCOME! That said, I think it would be best if you took him to a pro shop to try to pull a few bows to see what would be best for him. I am thinking he would want a short ata length as imho this would be easier to manage from his chair.
Also, they can get him measured, and he can get a feel for what is comfortable ie: draw weight, release or fingers, that sort of thing.
If he gets set up correctly from the start, he will have many years of enjoyment in this wonderful sport!
I have to say that it is nice to hear that you support him in this, and are willing to get him started! You know what would be an even better gift? For you to do it with him if you're interested.
Best of luck to both of you!
Give us an update when you find out.No bashing.......Violators will be shot.......Survivors will be prosecuted.
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PicturesReactionATVO highlightsBolton Wanderers 2-0 Arsenal
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By Richard Clarke
A defeat in this fixture last season did much to scupper Arsenal's challenge for the Premiership title. It is far too early to suggest this afternoon's reverse will do likewise this term. But it hardly helps.
Arsène Wenger's side were below par in the first half. They were duly punished by goals from Abdoulaye Faye and Stelios.
Arsenal rallied after the restart and had Jussi Jaaskelainen not pulled off a breathtaking double save just before the hour, the final result might have been different. But, in the end, Bolton deserved their win.
It was Arsenal's first defeat in 10 games and their fourth of the Premiership campaign. They slip to fifth in the table.
Arsène Wenger made two changes from the side that had beaten Blackburn a week ago. Freddie Ljungberg and Robin van Persie came in, Jose Antonio Reyes and Dennis Bergkamp dropped to the bench.
This has always been a tough fixture for Arsenal. However the victory achieved by Sam Allardyce's side at the Reebok Stadium last term was their only success in 12 games against the Gunners.
Still, as normal, Jens Lehmann's goal was under pressure straight from the start this afternoon. However neither side had created much before Faye put the home side ahead in the 20th minute. Tal Ben Haim's free kick was flicked back into the area by Stelios and Faye climbed high at the far post to power home a header.
The goal opened the floodgates for Bolton. Faye's quick free-kick caught the Arsenal defence napping and Lehmann made a sharp save from a downward header by Davies.
On the half hour, Davies robbed Henry on the byline and Lehmann rushed out to dispossess El-Hadji Douif with a sliding tackling. Fortunately the assistant referee had flagged for offside anyway.
That should have been a lesson to Arsenal - don't dawdle on the ball when Davies is around. They did not heed the message. Four minutes later, Gilberto was muscled out by the big striker near the corner flag. With Lehmann out of position, all Davies had to do was fire in a low cross for the onrushing Stelios to smash home from close range.
Arsenal responded. Henry hoisted a languid shot against the post from long-range while Van Persie thought he had scored only for referee Howard Webb to call play back for a foul in the build up.
However Bolton had equally inviting chances to extend their lead still further. Lehmann saved bravely from Faye at the near post and athletically from Nolan's piledriver.
Arsenal had much more purpose at the start of the second half. Only a magnificent double save from Jaaskelainen stopped the visitors from regaining a foothold in the game in the 55th minute.
First the Finn got the faintest touch onto Henry's long-range shot and deflected it onto the inside of the post. Then he recovered immediately to somehow block Pires' follow up.
But the visitors could not sustain the pressure and, slowly but surely, Bolton clawed their way back to parity of possession. In the 65th minute, Joey O'Brien had chance blocked at the near post and Faye 'scored' in the melee that followed. It was ruled out for a foul on Lehmann.
Arsenal still had pressure but could not do much with it. Their most notable chances in the latter stages came when Faye cleared Henry's low cross from inside his own six-yard box then Toure hacked a first-time shot wide.
Four minutes from time substitute Ricardo Vaz Te darted through however Lehmann saved Arsenal again. The big German thrust out his left hand to block the shot and Toure booted the ball clear.
Lehmann had been on top form all afternoon but he could do little to prevent this defeat.
Ben Haim and Thierry Henry keep their eye on the ballVan Persie outpaces N'GottyGilberto shields from FayeFaye slides in on Ljungberg
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want a new bow....have a small list of wants
PSE Bow Madness xs
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Just let me know what you have and your rock bottom price...i will be buying as soon as the best deal hits me...thanks in advance
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I am selling my Hoyt Trykon: Draw length 30.0 and draw weight is 60-70, and is now set at 70. I will be selling the bare bow. I am going into my senior year of high school here in Iowa and I've found I do not get a lot of time to bow hunt during my football seasons which we all know, is all fall. I also dislocated my shoulder twice last year and have troubles with shooting a bow now. I plan on selling this Hoyt and after college buying a new bow. In all honesty there is nothing wrong with the bow; no scratches or marks to be found. I bought the bow last summer from a local dealer. I sighted it in with a new rest and site and that is all it has been through. The bow was not shot all fall due to my injuries. Strings are freshly waxed and bow is in top condition. My email is firstname.lastname@example.com, so you can shoot me an email if you are interested and or have any questions. Good Luck with your hunting and or shooting. Thanks!
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Nice old Mopar Dude!!
Or should I say Dodge brothers? Only time will tell, and how deep your pockets get!! I would say swap meet parts or anything used to save a buck or two. You might want to think of a fram/suspension upgrade to begin with. Since you work for the frame dude have him design one for you using new used parts. Its only time man, use it to do a little at a time till its done. Listen to me, I work on three projects at once and don't get anything finished!!!
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it will take a while to get it decent... but not that long to get it drivable lol..
well anyway good luck..
|It might take a lil more then a few months. The interior is pretty far out there and theres quite a bit of bodywork to be done. The driprails above the doors have lots of rot in them, and I need to make a new crossmember up front to hold the lower a-arms until I get the cash for a Mustang 2 front clip with power steering rack. We make those everyday at work, so I'm sure I can get a good deal.
looks like a good solid car.. body looks like its in good shape.. just redo the floors some body work.. throw that 318 in there.. (ask that guy if he has a tranny that comes with the 318) .. maybe some different rims and tires.. throw some seats fromt he junk yard.. add power steering.. and itll be on the street in no time.. ill give u a few months.. then will see what happens
I got some pics now. I'll post a couple of them here, and then a link to see the rest. Its at Imagestation.com If you dont have an account there, sign up to be able to view the album. Its free, and unlimited space for your images.
Got a more in depth look at the car today. If you look at the album, you'll see a big rotted spot that I took a pic of. The radiator on the car looks great. No bent fins or anything from the check I gave it. The glass still rolls up and down on a couple of the doors, and the front wing windows still open up, although they are a bit stiff.
All I got to do is get $200 for the down payment and then the guy says just pay the rest whenever I can. Can't beat that!
I do have another question though.. there seems to be a push button on the left side of the guage cluster... What use does that serve? During the rebuild, I might replace the switch for a push button start. (Hmm... that might be what it is.. I dont know though)
|buy it if you have the money. hell if you never build it you can always stick it in the yard and resell it latter..... thus my first project a 70' ford torino. sold, didn't loose any money and now someone else has a car to build and may have saved it from getting crushed. good luck with the build.
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|HEY BLUE: The swap meet is in the West Building of The Indiana State Fair Grounds located at the corner of E 38 th street and Fall Creek Parkway on the East Side of Indianapolis. Look at www.mapquest.com and put in location and it will draw you a map.......DAVE
|That 318 should make a respectable and reliable motor for the rod. Good luck man, it's nice to see old Mopar's on the road. Post pics when you get em.
|Wheres the fairgrounds at? I'm going to be in Indy all day on the 29th for a RangerPowerSports gathering, so if its near there I might see about crashing with one of the guys up there and head to the show the next day.
|Dave E Shank
|HEY BLUE: Go for it! I am just North of you in Noblesville, Indiana and have a 1938 Lafayette street rod. Big advantage that you have is access to a shop and other people who are willing to help you. That is the best school there is available. There is a Swap Meet at Ind State Fair Grounds on Sunday, November 30, 2003 which would be good to attend and see some hot rod parts. Good Luck.... You won't have to worry about spare time or spare money for the rest of your life!! Because you won't have any...DAVE
Little update... I talked the guy down to $500, so it looks like I'll be getting the Plymouth sometime this winter. I'm excited! lol
Theres going to be a lot of work though. I checked out the interior and whatnot... the driverside floorboard is totally disconnected from the running boards, which is why I couldn't get the door open before. Talked to the previous owner as well, since he works there too (works out great. prev. owner, current owner, and future owner all work at the same place. lol). He informed me that the car has a clear title, and that he'll be looking for it to give to me when I buy the car. It might not be a great big deal, but it makes me smile that the soon-to-be-mine Plymouth has a clear title. Excluding the rusty parts, thats a cool deal.
Anyone looking for a flathead 6? I wont have a need for it if I can get the 318... which is bored 30 over with new pistons and everything. Yay?
|I cant offer any better advice than these guys, BUT i know before i bought my camaro, i had an offer to get a TA around the same year that ran, for right around the same price. I turned them down instead to get my camaro that didnt run for the same price, the only reason i did it was because i HATED the pop up headlights. Point it get what you like, you will be so much happier. I still glad i got the camaro.
85? Wow.. thats less then my 4 banger ranger. lol
Big mistake on my part... the car is actually a 47. Somehow I got myself confused looking at pics and placed the wrong frontend on the car. Whoops...
This is the car I'll be getting... well, not that exact one.. but the same body style. The thing that confuses me is that the link to that image says its a 46, but in the info it says 47? I'm assume the 2 years are the same body style... if not, can someone correct me?
A guy I go to class with has a 318 that hes looking to get rid of. Its all there aside from a couple of gaskets and bolts. He was going to stick it in his truck, but rolled it before he got the chance. Hes asking family members tonight if its really his or not, and if so, he'll shoot me a price next week when I see him. Never know... the car may be mine yet if I can get it running.
I'm so freaking stoked about getting this. I really need to come up with $600... and a place to work on it. The current gaurage seems to be full of wood working supplies. (table saw, lathe, drill presses, etc...) I might be able to talk my grandpa into moving them to the basement.
After a lil bit of google searching, I found that the 47 actually has a lil bit more HP. 217.8CID Flathead 6 with 95hp... Not a great increase, but I'm not exactly looking for a race car here. What the point of crusin' if ya cant be seen?
Buy it !! Like you said, what have you got to lose? I also agree, don't put in a sbc. How about a 340 or 360??
Oh yea, your stock engine is a 201.3 cu. in. flathead 6. It puts out 82 hp at 3600rpm.
Plum Crazy 37 Dodge business coupe project.
I bought it 4 years ago and took it apart to make it right. Dropped in a 69 sbc 327 and power glide trans. Disc/disc brakes and posi 12 bolt rear end. Now I have a painless wiring harness to replace the burned up Buick wiring. Good luck with yours.
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Superheroes brighten windows and kids' spirits
By MEGHAN PIERCE
Union Leader Correspondent | September 19. 2013 9:19PM
Captain America, aka Ryan Welch of Aslan's Maintenance, cheers up children in the pediatric unit at Dartmouth-Hitchcock Medical Center in Lebanon Thursday morning. (MEGHAN PIERCE/Union Leader Correspondent)
Superman, also known as mild-mannered Ben Stebbins, and Captain America, aka Ryan Welch, are actually employees of Aslan's Maintenance, which has been washing the windows at the hospital for many years.
The window washers are unassuming, quiet, mild-manner men who usually try to go unnoticed.
"It's pretty scary here and you know if you are having some medicine, things seem a little foggy for you, and then you look and someone's hanging from outside your window," Laperle said. "It gets to be a scary thing. This allows it to be more magical and super-power focused instead of being scary and one more unknown person. When kids are in the hospital they see so many people, so many faces are introduced and the average kid is pretty shy."
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Canadian police allege ex-SNC executive paid bribes to Gaddafi son
(Reuters) - A son of deposed Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi allegedly received 120 million euros ($162 million) in bribes for giving major contracts in Libya to SNC-Lavalin Inc, Canada's biggest engineering and construction company, a police document said on Friday.
According to an affidavit the Royal Canadian Mounted Police used to obtain a search warrant at SNC's head office last April, the bribes were paid, in a roundabout way, to Saadi Gaddafi by Riadh Ben Aissa, a vice-president at Montreal-based SNC at the time.
"It is alleged that this money (120 million euros) were paid him as a reward for influencing the awarding of major contracts to SNC-Lavalin Intl," RCMP officer Brenda Makad said in the affidavit. The document did not make clear when the alleged bribes occurred.
The 59-page RCMP statement, redacted in part, was released by the courts at the request of three Canadian newspapers, the Globe and Mail, the National Post and La Presse.
In an allegation based on information from Swiss anti-corruption investigators, Makad said SNC-Lavalin paid the money to offshore companies belonging to Ben Aissa, and the money was then transferred to offshore companies controlled by Saadi Gaddafi. Some money was used to buy yachts for the son of the slain dictator, the RCMP statement alleged.
SNC, which has said that any wrongdoing was the work of a small number of former employees, said it was seeing the affidavit for the first time and had not been aware of some of the information it contained.
"We cannot determine the veracity of certain allegations in the affidavit," SNC said in a statement. It said it was eager for the situation to be resolved and would do everything it could to help the authorities rapidly get to the bottom of those issues.
In the affidavit, Makad said an RCMP investigation had shown there was a genuine friendship between Saadi Gaddafi and Ben Aissa "and that over several years SNC-Lavalin, through Ben Aissa, offered bribes to the son of the dictator to secure the awarding of engineering/construction contracts in Libya."
Ben Aissa left SNC in February last year and is now in jail in Switzerland after being arrested on suspicion of money laundering. The Globe said he had not been charged with a crime but was in precautionary detention. Continued...