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DVS Offerings
Popilikia (Misfortune) (SAP)
Hawaii Five-0
Steve's attention is divided between their current investigation into a Polo players murder and the return of his mother (Christine Lahti).
Mohai (Offering) (SAP)
Hawaii Five-0
A grisly murder leads Five-O to discover a ritualistic killing on Halloween, and the evidence suggests that the murderer will soon strike again.
I Ka Wa Mamua (In a Time Past) (SAP)
Hawaii Five-0
Danny is forced to remain perfectly still while explosive experts disarm a bomb that he accidentally activated. To keep him calm, McGarret distracts him to tell about the toughest case he ever worked back in New Jersey. (Terrence Howard guest stars)
Ohuna (The Secret) (SAP)
Hawaii Five-0
Five-O investigates the murder of a computer hacker. Meanwhile, McGarrett tries to stage a reunion between his Mom and Sister.
Rubber Room (DVS)
Law & Order
The detectives investigate after a blogger threatens to attack a school.
The Scientist (SAP)
After a seemingly impossible robbery at Queen Consolidated, Central City's police scientist Barry Allen offers to help Oliver and his team.
Little Box of Horrors (SAP)
Pandora's Box falls into the hands of a shape-shifting demon, who intends to open it and release all of its sorrows into the world, sending the sisters on a search for Hope.
Freaky Phoebe (SAP)
A powerful sorceress casts a spell on Phoebe so their souls switch bodies and Phoebe winds up trapped in the Underworld. Paige is in a quandary when her first charge appears to be lost to the dark side.
Imaginary Fiends (SAP)
The Charmed Ones do not realize that baby Wyatt's new imaginary friend is actually the demon Vicus, who is trying to win Wyatt's trust to convert him to evil.
Hello, Cruel World (SAP)
While Castiel struggles with the burdens of his absolute power, the broken psychological wall in Sam's mind causes him to have difficulty discerning what's real and what's not.
The Girl Next Door (SAP)
Dean is furious after Sam disappears to follow a case with clues that are identical to a case Sam solved as a kid. The monster turns out to be the same demon Sam found years ago.
Defending Your Life (SAP)
Investigating a string of gruesome murders, Sam and Dean discover the vengeful Egyptian god Osiris (guest star FARAN TAHIR), who puts Dean on trial for his past mistakes.
Shut Up, Dr. Phil (SAP)
Sam and Dean track down a witch (CHARISMA CARPENTER) who's taking out her wrath for her unfaithful husband (JAMES MARSTERS) on the entire town.
The Mentalists (SAP)
Sam and Dean investigate an angry spirit killing the resident mediums of Lily Dale, the most "psychic" town in America. But which medium is controlling the ghost
The Corpse at the Convention (SAP)
Brennan gives a keynote speech at a convention for forensic scientists, who are all eager to help when the remains of a body are discovered in a stairwell, but the Jeffersonian team are stunned when Hodgins becomes a murder suspect.
The Lost Love in the Foreign Land (SAP)
A maid is murdered and her remains are found by the side of the road, and her wealthy former employer is a suspect, but the investigation takes a surprising turn when the team discover the deceased may have entered the U.S. illegally.
The Money Maker on the Merry-Go-Round (SAP)
A hedge-fund trader's remains are found under a merry-go-round, and the victim's boss emerges as the prime suspect, but Aubrey is troubled by an emotional connection to the case. Meanwhile, Christine curses for the first time.
The Puzzler in the Pit (SAP)
A crossword puzzle-master's remains are found in an urban fracking site, but the search for the killer among his rivals reveals the deceased was suffering from a mental illness at the time of his death.
The Mutilation of the Master Manipulator (SAP)
The investigation of the murder of a college psychology professor reveals some controversial social experiments on his grad students, which lead to a long list of suspects. Meanwhile, Booth is shackled by online traffic school.
Man of Steel (DVS)
Clark Kent feels alienated by powers beyond anyone's imagination and soon discovers that having super abilities means making very difficult decisions. But when the world comes under attack, will he maintain peace or divide and conquer?
Wrath of the Titans (DVS)
A decade after his heroic defeat of the monstrous Kraken, Perseus-the demigod son of Zeus-is attempting to live a quieter life as a village fisherman and the sole parent to his 10-year old son, Helius. Meanwhile, a struggle for supremacy rages between the gods and the Titans. Dangerously weakened by humanity's lack of devotion, the gods are losing control of the imprisoned Titans and their ferocious leader, Kronos, father of the long-ruling brothers Zeus, Hades and Poseidon. The triumvirate had overthrown their powerful father long ago, leaving him to rot in the gloomy abyss of Tartarus, a dungeon that lies deep within the cavernous underworld. Perseus cannot ignore his true calling when Hades, along with Zeus' godly son, Ares, switch loyalty and make a deal with Kronos to capture Zeus. The Titans' strength grows stronger as Zeus' remaining godly powers are siphoned, and hell is unleashed on earth. Enlisting the help of the warrior Queen Andromeda, Poseidon's demigod son, Argenor, and fallen god Hephaestus, Perseus bravely embarks on a treacherous quest into the underworld to rescue Zeus, overthrow the Titans and save mankind.
True Crime (DVS)
Law & Order
The death of a drug-addicted punk singer opens up an investigation into the death of her superstar husband and the former cop who is writing their tell-all book.
Quit Claim (DVS)
Law & Order
A hit-and-run investigation leads back to a title company but Green, Rubirosa and Lupo's undercover work takes a surprising twist that pits McCoy against the U.S. Attorney's office.
Burn Card (DVS)
Law & Order
Internal Affairs takes a special interest in Detective Green after he shoots a gambler that may be connected to a current case. The investigation turns up a part of his past he's taken pains to conceal.
Second Opinion (DVS)
Law & Order
A doctor is charged with murder for prescribing a treatment that caused toxic fumes to emit from a breast-cancer patient's body.
Coma (DVS)
Law & Order
The bullet in a comatose woman's brain could prove her husband was the assailant.
Three Ghosts (SAP)
After a fight with Cyrus Gold aka The Acolyte, Oliver is drugged and left for dead. Determined to save him, Felicity's cure causes Oliver to hallucinate and confront his past.
Death Becomes Them (SAP)
When a classmate killed in front of Phoebe comes back from the dead to blame her, she becomes guilt-ridden and vulnerable, creating an opportunity for Zankou to steal the Book of Shadows.
Something Wicca This Way Goes (SAP)
The sisters try to divert Zankou's attention from the Nexus, but Zankou steals Phoebe's power of premonition, enabling him to anticipate and prevent their attacks.
Still Charmed & Kicking (SAP)
Presumed dead, the Charmed sisters start their demon-free existence with new identities.
Slash Fiction (SAP)
Once again on the FBI's "Most Wanted" list, Sam and Dean drop off the grid to seek help from a friend of Bobby's when two Leviathans clone the brothers and go on a killing spree.
Season 7, Time for a Wedding! (SAP)
While Sam's entangled with someone from his past, Dean reluctantly teams up with a quirky laidback hunter named Garth (guest star DJ QUALLS).
How to Win Friends and Influence Monsters (SAP)
Sam and Dean go from monster-hunters to hunter hunters as they track the Jersey Devil and encounter a monster sandwich with nasty side effects.
Death's Door (SAP)
As Sam and Dean race the clock on a high-stakes mission, Bobby seeks the help of an unlikely old friend to solve one of the most personal cases of his life.
Adventures in Babysitting (SAP)
While Dean becomes obsessed with eliminating Dick Roman (JAMES PATRICK STUART), Sam helps a teenage girl (MADISON McLAUGHLIN) look for her father, a hunter who's gone missing.
The 200th in the 10th (SAP)
The show's 200th episode is an homage to Alfred Hitchcock's films that takes place in 1950's Hollywood, where LAPD detective Brennan teams up with jewel thief Booth when the latter is framed for the murder of a wealthy socialite.
The Psychic in the Soup (SAP)
Avalon Harmonia lends her expertise to an investigation when the body of a psychic is found rotting in the trunk of a tree. Meanwhile, Brennan and Booth are divided over Christine's new imaginary friend; and the team remembers Sweets on his birthday.
The Teacher in the Books (SAP)
A teacher is found dead in an abandoned bookstore, and her coworkers and students are suspects. Meanwhile, "squintern" Jessica Warren teaches Brennan some tricks of the Twitter trade when her publisher encourages her to embrace social media.
The Baker in the Bits (SAP)
The body of an ex-con is found in pieces, and the investigation leads to a local bakery known for hiring former felons, but clues point to a robbery gone awry and a list of suspects from the deceased's past.
The Putter in the Rough (SAP)
A miniature-golf star's death reveals the sport's highly competitive nature. Meanwhile, Brennan is afraid that her dad is dabbling in crime again; and Wendell asks Hodgins to help him fix his girlfriend's family heirloom.
The Bourne Identity (DVS)
An amnesiac rescued at sea has nothing but the bullets in his back and a bank account number embedded in his hip. Without identity or background, he possesses extraordinary talents that speak of a dangerous past. In the present, he is disoriented and wary as he is propelled into a search to discover who he is and why his life has taken a perilous turn.
The Bourne Supremacy (DVS)
Jason Bourne has moved Marie from city to city, trying to remain one step ahead of any threat. When an operative appears, their only chance is to run. Once a line is crossed, the Jason Bourne created by Treadstone returns. Now that that world has come calling, Bourne intends to keep his promise of retaliation should anyone attempt contact.
All he wanted was to disappear; instead, Jason Bourne is now hunted by the people who made him what he is -- legendary assassin. Having lost his memory and the one person he loved, he is undeterred by the barrage of bullets and a new generation of highly trained killers. Bourne has only one objective: to go back to the beginning and find out who he was. Now, in the new chapter of this espionage series, Bourne will hunt down his past in order to find a future. He must travel from Moscow, Paris and London to Tangier and New York City as he continues his quest to find the real Jason Bourne -- all while trying to outmaneuver the scores of cops, federal officers and Interpol agents with him in their crosshairs.
Wahine'lnoloa (Evil Woman) (SAP)
Hawaii Five-0
McGarrett investigates a seductive therapist he believes killed her patient. Meanwhile, Catherine searches for one of Doris' former targets who is now seeking revenge.
Blue Bamboo (DVS)
Law & Order
A Japanese businessman's murder points to an actress claiming to be the victim of white slavery.
Family Values (DVS)
Law & Order
Prime suspects in the murder of a wealthy woman found in the East River are her daughter and her husband.
White Rabbit (DVS)
Law & Order
A safe-deposit-box company eventually exposes a political activist who went underground 20 years ago to avoid a murder charge.
Competence (DVS)
Law & Order
Van Buren comes under investigation after shooting two young men who accosted her at an ATM.
Precious (DVS)
Law & Order
A girl found dead in a cooler may have been the victim of parents suffering from an unusual psychological illness.
Virtue (DVS)
Law & Order
A rape/murder investigation leads to a high-ranking city official.
Scoundrel (DVS)
Law & Order
A corporate raider is linked to the murder of a sleazy lawyer who planned a class action suit against him.
House Counsel (DVS)
Law & Order
A juror bribed to throw the trial of a crime boss is murdered; the mobster's attorney is arrested for the crime.
Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (DVS)
Young adventurer Sean receives a distress signal from a mysterious island where no island should exist. With his new stepfather, a helicopter pilot and his daughter, Sean sets out to find the island, rescue its lone inhabitant and escape before seismic shock waves force the island under the sea.
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (DVS)
A daunting task lies ahead for Frodo Baggins when he becomes the Ringbearer as his assigned duty is to destroy the One Ring in the fires of Mount Doom where it was forged. But he can't accomplish this task alone. A Fellowship bands together to lend Frodo all that he needs to carry out his mission.
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (DVS)
The Fellowship of the Ring fights its last desperate battle to save Middle Earth from the forces of evil.
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (DVS)
A daunting task lies ahead for Frodo Baggins when he becomes the Ringbearer as his assigned duty is to destroy the One Ring in the fires of Mount Doom where it was forged. But he can't accomplish this task alone. A Fellowship bands together to lend Frodo all that he needs to carry out his mission.
Rush Hour (DVS)
As the FBI scrambles to save the life of the kidnapped daughter of the Chinese Consul, the diplomat hires trusted Hong Kong police Detective Lee to find the girl. The FBI assigns a rogue LAPD detective to keep Lee away from the case at any cost.
Guardian (DVS)
Law & Order
An accountant is arrested for the drug-related death of a client, a socialite's estranged daughter.
Progeny (DVS)
Law & Order
An anti-abortion organizer faces prosecution when a follower shoots a doctor who performs abortions.
Rage (DVS)
Law & Order
The probe of a Wall Street executive's murder leads to a top broker who has a history of criminal behavior.
Performance (DVS)
Law & Order
The investigation of a pornographer leads to a gang of teens who videotape their sexual exploits with female classmates.
Seed (DVS)
Law & Order
The probe of a woman's attempt on her husband's life leads to a fertility doctor with a high rate of success.
Wannabe (DVS)
Law & Order
Expelled from an exclusive boys school, an underprivileged youth, a gifted student, is suspected of a trustee's murder.
Act of God (DVS)
Law & Order
The detectives suspect a demolitions expert in a construction-site explosion that kills a boy.
Priveleged (DVS)
Law & Order
An alcoholic who was abused as a child is accused of a couple's stabbing murders.
Disciple (DVS)
Law & Order
McCoy prosecutes an ex-nun whose unauthorized exorcism results in the death of a child.
The Campaign (DVS)
When congressman Cam Brady commits a major, public faux pas before an election, two wealthy CEOs put up their own candidate. At first, Marty Huggins is an improbable choice, but with the help of his backers, a ruthless campaign manager and his family's political connections, he soon becomes a real threat.
Horrible Bosses 2 (DVS)
Nick, Dale and Kurt decide to become their own bosses by launching their own business. But an investor pulls the rug out from under them. Desperate, the three entrepreneurs hatch a plan to kidnap the investor's adult son and ransom him.
Rush Hour (DVS)
As the FBI scrambles to save the life of the kidnapped daughter of the Chinese Consul, the diplomat hires trusted Hong Kong police Detective Lee to find the girl. The FBI assigns a rogue LAPD detective to keep Lee away from the case at any cost.
Get Hard (DVS)
When millionaire James King is nailed for fraud, he turns to Darnell Lewis to prep him for a life behind bars. Despite James' assumptions, Darnell is a hard-working small business owner who has never been to prison. The men do whatever it takes for James to "get hard," and they discover how wrong they were about a lot of things.
Escape (DVS)
After the big nail competition, Desna (Niecy Nash) may finally get out from Uncle Daddy's (Dean Norris) grasp. Jennifer (Jenn Lyon) struggles knowing Desna's dark secret, while Polly (Carrie Preston) discovers her previously unknown maternal instincts. Meanwhile, Dean (Harold Perrineau) may have found his first feelings of romantic love and makes a discovery that threatens to destroy everyone he knows and loves.
Escape (DVS)
After the big nail competition, Desna (Niecy Nash) may finally get out from Uncle Daddy's (Dean Norris) grasp. Jennifer (Jenn Lyon) struggles knowing Desna's dark secret, while Polly (Carrie Preston) discovers her previously unknown maternal instincts. Meanwhile, Dean (Harold Perrineau) may have found his first feelings of romantic love and makes a discovery that threatens to destroy everyone he knows and loves.
Tammy (DVS)
When Tammy wrecks her car, loses her job and finds her husband with their neighbor, it's time for her to hit the road. Without money or a car, her only choice is a road trip with her grandmother Pearl. A trip to Niagara Falls is not the escape Tammy had in mind, but it may be what she needs.
Bogeyman (DVS)
Law & Order
A novelist's apparent suicide changes to a murder investigation. The suspects include a cult and her husband. Cutter's case is jeopardized by the defense attorney's indirect juror tampering tactics of scaring the jurors.
Cruel and Unusual (DVS)
Law & Order
After learning controversial therapy may have caused an autistic's death, McCoy must discredit the main witness.
Bad Faith (DVS)
Law & Order
The death of a fellow detective and childhood friend forces Logan to deal with repressed memories about the school he attended.
Blast Radius (SAP)
Oliver confronts a new threat when bombs start to go off in Starling City, planted by a man named Shrapnel, who's next targeting Sebastian Blood's Unity Rally.
Malice in Wonderland (SAP)
A young demon (Mykel Shannon) trying to take over the Underworld attempts to lure the Charmed Ones out of hiding, and when Billie stumbles onto his plot, she becomes one of his victims.
Run, Piper, Run (SAP)
When Piper interviews with a corporate recruiter, a background check reveals that the physical appearance she adopted was that of a woman wanted for murder.
Desperate Housewitches (SAP)
A demon disguised as a "perfect" mother attempts to befriend Wyatt with the intention of kidnapping him.
Time After Time (SAP)
Sam and Dean tangle with the God of Time who sends Dean back to 1944, where he is immediately arrested by the legendary Eliot Ness -- who, to everyone's surprise is also a hunter.
The Slice Girls (SAP)
Sam and Dean go up against Amazon warriors -- a bit like Wonder Woman only much nastier. Dean's one-night stand with one of them could have serious complications!
Plucky Pennywhistle's Magical Menagerie (SAP)
Sam confronts his childhood fear of clowns when he and Dean investigate a children's pizza chain that's manifesting the worst (and deadliest) fears of the local kids.
Repo Man (SAP)
Sam and Dean investigate the apparent reappearance of a demon they exorcised years ago. Visiting the demon's previous vessel in a psych ward, they try to learn the demon's plans.
The Eye in the Sky (SAP)
A high-stakes gambler's remains are discovered in an industrial shredder, but Booth's history of addiction comes into play when he and Brennan investigate the world of underground poker. Meanwhile, Hodgins invents a lab-related product; and Brennan and Booth get some exciting family news.
The Big Beef at the Royal Diner (SAP)
The death of a celebrity chef is investigated by the team members, who track down clues at local restaurants. Meanwhile, Hodgins sells his new invention for millions, and Brennan helps Christine learn about bones by writing an anatomically correct song.
Disturbia (DVS)
Ever since his father died, Kale has become increasingly sullen and withdrawn, until he finds himself under house arrest. With cabin fever setting in, he turns to spying on his neighbors, becoming increasingly suspicious that one is a serial killer.
The Help (DVS)
At the dawn of the civil rights movement, three Mississippi women are about to take one extraordinary step. Seemingly as different from one another as can be, Skeeter, Aibileen and Minny will nonetheless come together for a clandestine project that will put them all at risk.
Brave New World
Marlowe (Jamie Campbell Bower) introduces Will (Laurie Davidson) to the decadent elite of London but things take a macabre turn. Alice (Olivia DeJonge) is disillusioned and Will (Laurie Davidson) must fight for all that he holds dear.
Brave New World
Marlowe (Jamie Campbell Bower) introduces Will (Laurie Davidson) to the decadent elite of London but things take a macabre turn. Alice (Olivia DeJonge) is disillusioned and Will (Laurie Davidson) must fight for all that he holds dear.
Strike (DVS)
Law & Order
A legal aid strike ends in the death of a paralegal, and the investigation leads to a golf pro who proclaims his innocence, again. Then the case takes an even stranger twist when Rubirosa is pitted against Cutter because of the strike.
Personae Non Grata (DVS)
Law & Order
An online romance may be at the heart of a mechanic's murder, but Detectives Lupo and Bernard must unravel some truly bizarre developments before the full story is known.
Excaliber (DVS)
Law & Order
A jeweler's murder may have ties to a prostitution ring, and once the case goes to trial, D.A. McCoy's job is on the line as favors are called in.
Rumble (DVS)
Law & Order
A stockbroker is beaten to death and the investigation leads to an illegal street-fighting ring. Issues around misuse of terrorism statutes are explored.
Challenged (DVS)
Law & Order
The detectives hope a mentally challenged patient can help solve the case of a man found murdered in a park.
Purple Heart (DVS)
Law & Order
The investigations of seemingly unrelated murders of a cab driver and a hit man lead Briscoe and Logan to the cabbie's wife.
Switch (DVS)
Law & Order
The detectives arrest the father of a woman with multiple personalities for the murder of a psychiatrist.
Blind Spot (SAP)
When Laurel asks the Arrow to investigate Sebastian Blood, Oliver is unsure whether to believe her accusations. But when they get too close to the truth, Blood strikes back.
Rewitched (SAP)
Billy uses her powers to save an innocent and is caught by Agent Murphy of Homeland Security, who has suspected all along that she and the others are involved in supernatural activities.
Kill Billie, Vol. 1 (SAP)
Billie must overcome the painful childhood memory of her sister's kidnapping before she can face the Dogan (Eric Steinberg) and prove her worth.
The Lost Picture Show (SAP)
Paige's plan to get her job back as a social worker changes when her Whitelighter father, Sam, asks for her help with his charge.
Out with the Old (SAP)
Sam and Dean visit a town gone haywire after a large collection of cursed objects is mistakenly released -- including a pair of ballerina slippers that Dean accidentally touches!
The Born-Again Identity (SAP)
Sam is driven to the breaking point by Lucifer! Desperate to save his brother, Dean calls every hunter for help, but instead meets a healer with a familiar face (MISHA COLLINS).
Party On, Garth (SAP)
Garth needs the Winchesters' help on a case, battling a Shojo -- a Japanese creature sent to seek revenge on enemies. Unfortunately, it can only be seen when you're drunk!
Of Grave Importance (SAP)
Sam and Dean get a call from Annie Hawkins (guest star JAMIE LUNER), an old hunter friend, asking for help on a case. When they arrive in town, they find out Annie has disappeared. They trace her last whereabouts to an old abandoned house that is haunted by a powerful ghost.
The Lost in the Found (SAP)
A private high-school student's remains are found in a ditch, and bullying may have played a role in her death, but Brennan isn't so sure it's murder when she finds similarities between her own teen year's and the victim's.
The Verdict in the Victims (SAP)
Brennan starts to realize that a man she put on death row may be innocent after looking over the evidence again. Now the team has exactly 48 hours to catch the real culprit before it's too late.
The Murder in the Middle East (SAP)
Arastoo is kidnapped by a member of the Iranian parliament to help him with a murder case, so Booth and Cam head to the Middle East to expose the killer before it's too late. Meanwhile, Brennan is concerned about Booth's gambling habit.
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (DVS)
Ron Burgundy is the top-rated anchorman in San Diego in the 1970s. When feminism marches into the newsroom in the form of ambitious newswoman Veronica Corningstone, Ron is willing to play along at first -- as long as Veronica stays in her place, covering cat fashion shows, cooking and other "female" interests. But when Veronica refuses to settle for being eye candy and steps behind the news desk, it's more than a battle between two perfectly coiffed anchor-persons -- it's war.
Get Hard (DVS)
When millionaire James King is nailed for fraud, he turns to Darnell Lewis to prep him for a life behind bars. Despite James' assumptions, Darnell is a hard-working small business owner who has never been to prison. The men do whatever it takes for James to "get hard," and they discover how wrong they were about a lot of things.
Grace (DVS)
Animal Kingdom
As cops press Amy (Jennifer Landon) about the church robbery, Pope (Shawn Hatosy) diverts their suspicions. Craig (Ben Robson) plans an unusual heist of his own. Baz (Scott Speedman) tails Smurf (Ellen Barkin) to find out what she's really hiding.
Grace (DVS)
Animal Kingdom
As cops press Amy (Jennifer Landon) about the church robbery, Pope (Shawn Hatosy) diverts their suspicions. Craig (Ben Robson) plans an unusual heist of his own. Baz (Scott Speedman) tails Smurf (Ellen Barkin) to find out what she's really hiding.
Lost Boys (DVS)
Law & Order
A young man's murder is linked to a woman who has escaped from a polygamous religious cult.
Falling (DVS)
Law & Order
A crane falls and kills a man and the detectives find evidence of foul play.
In the Dark
The Last Ship
The Nathan James must evade an overwhelming threat. A revelation in St. Louis puts President Michener in a terrible position.
Sea Change
The Last Ship
America copes with tragedy while Chandler further investigates the possible virus mutation.
The Last Ship
Chandler gets a lead that could help answer threatening questions. Kara does some digging in the White House.
The Last Ship
Chandler finds himself faced with a difficult decision when a strange order comes in from the White House.
Pride (DVS)
Law & Order
A newly elected, gay councilman's companion and his ousted opponent are suspects in the politician's murder.
Tremors (SAP)
Arrow offers to train Roy so he can learn to control his newfound super-strength. But Roy refuses to listen unless Arrow reveals his true identity, which Oliver refuses to do.
Battle of the Hexes (SAP)
Agent Murphy gives the Charmed Ones their first Homeland Security case; Phoebe and Billie discover a belt that gives Billie superpowers.
Hulkus Pocus (SAP)
The Charmed Ones help agent Murphy track a demon who escaped from the government's custody and learn that a virus is causing magical beings to run amok.
Vaya Con Leos (SAP)
When the Angel of Death returns seeking Leo, the Charmed Ones try to use a spell to hide Leo, but it misfires and everyone suddenly looks like Leo.
The Girl with the Dungeons and Dragons Tattoo (SAP)
Internet favorite FELICIA DAY guest stars as an unsuspecting, but hip hacker hired by Dick Roman to break through Frank's firewall and gain information on the Winchesters.
Reading is Fundamental (SAP)
At the same time that Castiel emerges from his comatose state, a young boy emerges as a reluctant prophet -- with the key to defeating Leviathans. But the angels want him first!
There Will Be Blood (SAP)
In order to defeat Dick Roman and the Leviathans, Sam and Dean must locate three key items that they must retrieve from Castiel, Crowley and an Alpha Vampire!
Survival of the Fittest (SAP)
In order to stop Dick Roman and the Leviathans, Sam and Dean must team up with Castiel, Bobby, Meg and the prophet Kevin to storm SucroCorp.
We Need to Talk About Kevin (SAP)
The 8th Season begins with Sam and Dean being reunited after a year apart. Dean departs purgatory and locates Sam, but Sam finds it difficult to leave the life he enjoys to join Dean on a new hunt.
The Woman in the Whirlpool (SAP)
A cookie-jar collector's body is found near a river, and the killer may be a fellow kitchenware enthusiast. Meanwhile, Booth struggles to accept Brennan's decision that he move out of their house due to his gambling addiction.
The Life in the Light (SAP)
The remains of an ex-con and biker who became a yoga instructor are found in the ruins of a forest fire, and the investigation casts a wide net in both worlds to find the killer. Meanwhile, Booth continues to fight his gambling addiction.
The Next in the Last (SAP)
In the Season 10 finale, a victim's remains at a crime scene are reminiscent of Christopher Pelant's dirty work, so the team revisits their files on the infamous killer to find his possible protege.
The Loyalty in the Lie (SAP)
Booth goes missing as Season 11 begins six months after he and Brennan left their careers behind, but a case with ties to the couple pulls Brennan back into the world of forensic analysis, which brings her into contact with a member of Booth's family.
The Brother in the Basement (SAP)
Booth is still missing, but the team learns that Agent Miller has hidden information about his whereabouts and physical state. Meanwhile, a digital forensic scientist helps Angela try to decipher information pertaining to Booth's location.
The Expendables (DVS)
The Expendables take on a covert, CIA-funded operation to infiltrate Vilena and overthrow its ruthless dictator. When their job is revealed to be a suicide mission, the hardened mercenaries are faced with a deadly choice, one that might redeem their souls -- or destroy their brotherhood forever.
The Expendables 2 (DVS)
Mr. Church reunites the Expendables and enlists them to take on a seemingly simple job. The task looks like an easy paycheck, but when things go wrong and one of their own is viciously killed, the Expendables are compelled to seek revenge in hostile territory with the odds stacked against them.


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"The Microsoft I joined in 1999 is not the same Microsoft I left in 2010."
- Work/Life Balance
- Culture & Values
- Career Opportunities
- Comp & Benefits
- Senior Management
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I worked at Microsoft full-time (More than 10 years)
Same Microsoft who is no longer the Operating System company and Office Productivity Suite company. They are much more than that which I dare called a All-in-One solution for the customers computing needs...
Long gone are the Microsoft team members who actually cared about others they worked with, cared about the customers they bring value to in the form of software and service products they sell. The company is loaded with people with personal agendas such as self preservation and self serving attitudes. These people treat a job at Microsoft as if it was a 9-to-5 bank teller job....
Advice to Management
Management needs to shake things up. I doubt many of the people working there can only see things from a "micro" perspective and not a "macro" one....
I have been working at Microsoft full-time
Great benefits, forward thinking company, get to work on widely used technology. Get to use things before anyone else.
Big company, lots of human resources non-sense, stack ranking, forced curves, slow moving company at times.
I worked at Microsoft full-time
The people are sharp and generally care about what they do. The intent to help change and evolve the company exists within culture. People are proud of what they are working on and can still attract talent, but retaining it is a challenge.
The performance review process. It works for a few but it's "stacked" against most people. The health benefits are now par compared to other employers.

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tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-07-12:422668 Nothing distinguishes memories from ordinary moments... Only later do they become memorable by the scars they leave. fingertrouble 2017-05-18T23:34:23Z tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-07-12:422668:1767254 I Like Big Butts 2017-05-18T23:33:28Z 2017-05-18T23:34:23Z public 0 In other news, I have a big butt, it's full and it's leaking...I mean water butt. I've been gardening...yes me? In a garden? With my reputation? Apart from The Great Snail & Slug War - which is ongoing, already onto the copper tape and buying pot stands - it's going pretty well. Issues with neighbours, they want to approve everything, but we're working it out I think...might actually get refunded for my purchases!

The 200L water butt filled in a few days...scary. And all that rain was going down the gully into the non-drain. No wonder our poor phone in the wall next to that kept tripping out.

My seedlings are growing, I have parsley, thyme, rosemary and...well not sage, Cedric is a full plant. But definitely basil and oregano on the way. Not big on flowers, although we have Larry the genderqueer Lavender and his friends. They've survived the Snail Onslaught well...the poor little parsley seedlings, less so. Luckily I thinned a load into little pots before the massacre. The tradition is to use the slugs and snails as a sort of tennis practice into the road....doesn't kill them, they still have a chance of living in a rather one-sided version of Snail Frogger. A very small chance. Not me guv.

Planning a water/feature or pond, but it seems now to depend on 'approval' which could be a buzzkill...I think given the snails and pesties we have, and the fact we have birds running around the bush outside the window like a game of kisschase and 'bathing' on the dust, encouraging bird visitors and giving them something to bathe and drink in is important...part of the 'rewilding' of the garden, well as long as the wild are not snails...

Work is..well...not there at the moment but I have a few interviews. Gardens and DIY make good distractions to that. I had my 44th birthday last month and me and Kirk went to see Adam Buxton do Bug at the British Museum, then went clubbing at the The Glory, it was some sort of leathery bear night but Princess Julia brought the CHOONS! A lot of fun. I think we'll go back to The Glory.

Not much else to report...

 comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-07-12:422668:1766711 LJ TOS stuff - over at DW 2017-05-01T19:27:07Z 2017-05-01T19:27:07Z public 0 It's odd, I actually backed up my blog to Dreamwidth a few weeks ago (was looking up how to transition my blogs to ZeroNet as flat files (Jekyll, Hyde etc), or something non-WP like Ghost, sadly it looked impossible unless I make all my private posts public) and then got a flurry of friendship requests here...thought somehow my update had triggered some notification, whereas actually it was the dodgy LJ TOS I found when I logged into LJ...e.g. http://io9.gizmodo.com/russian-owned-livejournal-bans-political-talk-adds-ris-1794143772

So I think the dodgy nature of LJ re: having to comply with Russian Federation's terrible laws about LGBTQ rights, I will post via Dreamwidth. Certainly it's taken a long time to bite, the naysayers who left for the (arguably worse in some ways?) Facebook and G+ didn't happen until now...I've had a DW account - even probably an Insanejournal one somewhere out there if that's still going - for many years.

So going to switch to the backup for posting, and I recommend you do so too - eventually we'll all be over there, so I can then use that for reading too. Irritating, but good that I won't lose everything if they find the queer stuff I've posted.

 comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-07-12:422668:1076443 RC 196: Now We Are 6 2010-11-30T00:24:38Z 2010-11-30T00:24:38Z public 0
Image: Scary eyes by batterypower - CC

Radio Clash is 6 years old! Come join with us in a Top of the Spods type show where I list my top 5 tracks featured on previous Radio Clash shows from each year back to 2004 (with added Bear of Little Brain presenting!).

Yes it's a Best of show *ducks*, yes it's the laziest format around but it was the best I could come up with this year so bite me :-P Some good music on it though.

But now I am six, I'm as clever as clever. So I think I'll be six now and forever.

 comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-07-12:422668:1076059 RC 195: Keep It Peel 2010-10-28T02:37:25Z 2010-10-28T02:37:49Z public 5
Photo by kyz - Creative Commons

Originally put together on the 25th October, the 6th anniversary of John Peel's death, technical difficulties stopped it being recorded and posted then. John Peel's death was the catalyst for this podcast (Radio Clash started a little over a month later), so I always feel I have to pay tribute to him in some way.

As a tribute to John Peel and new music, I thought I'd do something I almost never do - rifle through the piles of emails to find the music that has been submitted to Radio Clash, mostly by new/hopeful bands and artists over the last 5 years.

From japanese jazz punk flautists to french rappers, from 8bit to 32 bit mashups, from DIY ambience to noir surf-rock exotica, it has something for everyone! Some great, some weird, I hope the eclectic nature of this show goes a small way in the spirit of John Peel's radio career - and maybe helps a few new acts along the way, or at least as a 'sorry' for those I didn't get back to or didn't play.

More here: http://www.radioclashblog.com/archives/2010/10/28/rc-195-keep-it-peel/

 comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-07-12:422668:1075936 The God of Pudding Approves 2010-10-14T20:03:48Z 2010-10-14T20:03:48Z public 1 <object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9sEI1AUFJKw?fs=1&hl=en_GB"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="sameDomain"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9sEI1AUFJKw?fs=1&hl=en_GB" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="sameDomain" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"></embed></object>

mwhahaha the cult of pudding (postres! postres!) is forming.

 comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-07-12:422668:1075472 the horror, the horror 2010-10-11T21:55:11Z 2010-10-11T22:00:22Z public 0 My reaction to the whole X-Factor bullshit is to play this 'highlight' of the 1970's:

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Galaxy of stars?!?! when he said Les Dawson I thought he was being sarcastic, sadly when he went onto Peters and Lee, Lena Zaveroni, Pam Ayres, Little and Large etc the realisation came crashing down he was serious. AAARGH! THE HORROR, THE HORROR.

Hughie Green was a nasty little shit, as demonstrated by the Radio Trent 'interview' below and the fact he dropped the father of Paula Yates in it to get rid of him, even though he'd actually cuckolded him and fathered Paula. Nice. I'll spare you his Thatcherite anti-worker musical rant 'Stand Up & Be Counted' about the 1970's which should go side by side with the Sex Pistols...and would lose as it's exactly the sort of pro-authority crap they were kicking the shit out of. Well the strange b-side 'Land of Hope and Glory' said 'For god's sake Britain Wake Up!' - it did shortly after, but not as he planned....

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Anyway New Faces was no better, harsher X-Factor to Opportunity Knocks 'Britain's Got Talent' but really...nothing has changed, auto-generated lazy pre-programmed pap for the masses, cynical 'let them entertain themselves and create false hope through building up C-List stars just like them'. I won't even go into Stars in their bleeding Eyes, or New Faces 8x et al *puke*. No wonder people striked and rioted if this is what was on their screen.

Why not now?

 comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-07-12:422668:1075440 Radio Clash 194: Bikes Bears and Beatifications 2010-10-07T23:09:58Z 2010-10-07T23:12:18Z public 0

Bored Bishop, Ely Cathedral - taken on my new Lumix LX5

Popes, protests, paramours and pedalbikes - A mix of great current pop music, dubstep, psych garage rock, mashups (fancy that!) and cutup nonsense and talking about what's what in the State of Tim.

Doin' the Vatican Rag (123Mb, 140 mins).

Tracklist at the website or in the comments of the MP3, or on an iPod the Lyrics field (press your centre button 4 times).

 comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-07-12:422668:1075174 It gets better 2010-10-07T03:09:33Z 2010-10-07T03:09:33Z public 3 <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BrwVJzasqN4?fs=1&hl=en_GB"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="sameDomain"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BrwVJzasqN4?fs=1&hl=en_GB" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="sameDomain" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>

Talking about gay bullying and my experience of bullying and suicide as part of the It Gets Better project by Dan Savage (but sadly he's exceeded the favourites for the channel!). It's a great idea in response the sad and ever-present suicides of gay teens- something like 3 times the UK average here, depressingly... and maybe give hope to those who feel alone at that time (I did, and the feeling that you're the only one in the world runs across all queer groups and probably many more, I'm guessing). Bullying and homophobia in schools going unchecked or even supported by the staff - and certainly more needs to be done by the schools, the government and activism like this to help kids out of that 'hole' - I decided to be completely closeted, but others are far braver and it's sad I couldn't be who I really was during such an important time in my life through fear.

First finished video done in AVID which I'm learning as part of a week's course atm (and suprisingly works on Bert the old laptop) and my new Lumix LX5 camera with the weird AVCHD Lite format - thanks to these people and their tips on how to use FFMpeg to convert to DNxHD format - and WinFF is Made of Win.

Other more moving videos from this project from Jake Shears and Ellen Degeneres:

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Keep safe, keep happy.

 comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-07-12:422668:1074940 My Beard Doesn't Have an Off Switch....I like that 2010-09-23T22:36:06Z 2010-09-23T22:44:53Z public 1

It's LOLBEARDS!

The Beardly http://thebeardly.blogspot.com

 comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-07-12:422668:1074500 G B Shaw 2010-09-22T21:52:23Z 2010-09-22T22:01:19Z public 7

I knew about the existence of those photos, John pointed out a semi nude Rodin one, I have others from an article about Shaw in the 1992 - probably the last time they did an exhibition of Shaw's pictures in my scrapbook, especially one of him nude sunbathing on a beach. *cough*

I am glad they are digitising the archive though...

As a younger man, gosh he was attractive (although he did have rather strange chicken legs!) You can see why he charmed the ladies (and I suspect at least one case, maybe gentlemen - I mean can you not look at all those posed self portraits and think Wildean Dandy? Hmmm....).

Love to know his opinion on Wilde, as an Irish writer in London at the time....oh I checked on Wikipedia, apparently he was in correspondence with 'Bosie'. Interesting...

 comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-07-12:422668:1074371 We're not growing up pal, we're growing sideways 2010-09-16T01:56:26Z 2010-09-16T02:01:48Z public 0 <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uBBFBf9Kraw?fs=1&hl=en_GB"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="sameDomain"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uBBFBf9Kraw?fs=1&hl=en_GB" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="sameDomain" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>

Really enjoying This is England '86 which is the TV 4 part follow up to one of my favourite films. Shane Meadows can do no wrong...

And Banjo (the character with the tats and beard and mohawk) aint bad to look at either...WOOF!

Also a personal side to this, unlike the film it's filmed in the Gleadless Valley, Sheffield...I lived in Meersbrook a few years later than this is set, and my older family live a few km north o there...so yes getting total flashback on when we used to visit them, including around this time.

And yes, they've not done any grotty 'makeup' on the area, it IS a shithole, was in the 80's, 90's, and by the looks of it, now n'well.

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For instance - 2 seconds or so in from the above trailer is the (in)famous Park Hill flats, my grandmother on my mother's side used to live there with my mother's brother David.

 comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-07-12:422668:1074135 the whole religiony/burny/mosquey/stupid moustachy debate 2010-09-14T00:20:40Z 2010-09-14T00:25:42Z public 1 Just thought I'd throw this one on the pyre:

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Not for those who are easily offended; religious might want to watch for the fucking pertinent point about Satan...I know faith doesn't usually have sense but why is Thy Mortal Enemy of God punishing those who don't obey God's laws exactly? Umm wouldn't he like, give them a happy debauched party for all the good work?

Logic, people. Logic.

Ahh but then people tell me I should be tolerant of their beliefs and not challenge them. Nope, no dice. Happy to do a 'Hate the Belief, Love the Believer' though.

Hmm, where did I hear that before?

In other news, saw Doug Stanhope supported by Dag Soras and he had similarly a lot to say on this (as it was Sept 11th I thought there might be more about that, but hey he's probably worked that out of his system). Recommended though, closest think to Bill Hicks this side of Heaven...ooops.

 comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-07-12:422668:1073882 That self portrait meme 2010-09-13T21:18:32Z 2010-09-13T21:26:49Z public 9 Y'all know the meme. Post a picture of you. No primping allowed, no editing allowed. Just straight up.

This is my response to my first attempts:

Me rocking my tramp look, it's fresh for 2011...

And no you're not seeing those mostly cos you probably couldn't even see me (camera was set to ISO 80 with only domestic light, doh)...although this was only the 14th take, a new record for me...not edited nor tweaked and definitely no primping (can you see that horrible hair? Ugh.)

 comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-07-12:422668:1073636 Worth restating 2010-09-12T14:57:09Z 2010-09-12T15:02:05Z public 2 Wish I'd seen this yesterday though...although I partly agree with the Imagine No Religion WTC atheist image I posted (atheists don't fly planes into buildings, although the religion is being used as a control device, if it wasn't religion it'd be politics or...), this deserves thought also, especially with the scary idea promoted by the 'Ground Zero Mosque' brigade that muslims = Al Qaeda, or muslims = terrorists. *eyeroll*.

I do wish those 1.57 billion would tell the other two where to go. Not totally quiet, but I think that amount of people telling them where to go and shunning the extremists vocally would have a better effect than any war.

 comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-07-12:422668:1073323 this is why I don't go on Cruise Ships 2010-09-07T15:32:49Z 2010-09-07T15:39:58Z public 0 <object width="450" height="370"><param value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/975_1283799588" name="movie" /><param value="transparent" name="wmode" /><param value="sameDomain" name="allowscriptaccess" /><embed width="450" height="370" allowscriptaccess="sameDomain" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/975_1283799588"></embed></object>

Take on cruiseliner, the Pacific Sun, and some really heavy seas...this CCTV is the result.

Like the ironic soundtrack, LOL

Srsly scary, I hope the women who got swept away by the chairs didn't get badly hurt...ouch!

EDIT: if it's this and I think it is, 40 people were injured in 2008 near Auckland. Oof!

 comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-07-12:422668:1073027 Spanish lesson with Cee Lo... 2010-09-06T22:29:04Z 2010-09-06T22:46:36Z public 4 <object width="640" height="385"><param value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JmnIDgbE7AE?fs=1&hl=en_GB" name="movie" /><param value="true" name="allowFullScreen" /><param value="sameDomain" name="allowscriptaccess" /><embed width="640" height="385" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="sameDomain" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JmnIDgbE7AE?fs=1&hl=en_GB"></embed></object>

Que Os Jodan! Y A Ella Tambien!*

* allegedly

Bonus - it already has a response record, and a terrible 'remix' by Fiddy where he looped the start and did a frankly awful rap, so desperate. Whereas the response is quite funny:

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BTW if you must hear the clean Christian Women's Knitting Group monstrosity version  'Forget You' it's here...but Mr Green hates it.. But another Gnarls record? Woohooo! (ooh ooh ooh)

 comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-07-12:422668:1072670 Radioactive Tubular Girls gets an Instamatic makeover 2010-08-27T03:11:49Z 2010-08-27T03:12:43Z public 1 <object width="640" height="360"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="sameDomain" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=14467876&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1&autoplay=0&loop=0" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=14467876&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1&autoplay=0&loop=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="sameDomain" width="640" height="360"></embed></object>

LeeDM101 asked for someone to make a video for his excellent mashup and I jumped at the chance of editing Kraftwerk's 'Radioactivity', Duran Duran's 'Girls on Film', Mike Oldfield's 'Tubular Bells' and Calvin Harris 'Girls' together with Attack of the 50ft Woman and Public Service Announcements from the atomic age of the 1950's. So this video is spanning the 50's, 70's, 80's & 00's, and prog, techno, house & pop, from the atomic age to the iPod age!

Worth it just to see Kraftwerk dancing along with Duran Duran and Mike Oldfield at least!

Thanks Lee - also on YouTube (strangely the PSA public domain content has been ID'd - it's from a documentary from Atomic Cafe even though most or all of the footage for that is from the public domain - if get DMCA grief I'll question it as I dunno how they can content ID and 'own' films formed from publicly owned archive.org/Prelinger/LOC footage?)

 comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-07-12:422668:1072511 Music 30 #13 — A song that is a guilty pleasure 2010-08-26T18:38:41Z 2010-08-26T18:42:07Z public 2 Guilty Pleasures...hmm. I know starting by any of these questions by questioning them is a little anal, but true guilty pleasures are hard to find since a lot of what I grew up to be TRUE guilty pleasures have been reclaimed by hipsters, something that actually pisses me off a bit. I liked this music for what it was, and like owning a computer before geek = cool got real shit for it.

So Sonic Youth or someone turns up and says that's like, SO COOL and everyone's into it (which I admit is a sort of hipster responses - anti-hipster?) which means in the end you should like what you like and stand by it...although the guilty pleasuress are usually the ones you cannot defend.

So these are the songs I probably cannot defend and used to be slightly embarassed about, but are probably now strangely cool, or something. I lose track.

Carpenters - Close To You

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This could be any of theirs...and yes I had the best of Carpenters 1 and 2 as a kid, it's a pretty faggy thing to like but at 13/14 I didn't understand that. I did understand that they were hella unfashionable, that sha-la-la production even grates with me - it represents the worst of 70's AOR slush, but THAT voice. OMG that voice. I like this Bacharach cover best, but also later stuff like Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft, or We've Only Just Begun written by the Muppet-molesting and Bugsy Malone songwriter/performer Paul Williams.

RAH Band - Hunger for your Jungle Love

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Posting this cos it's probably the worst example, and even I'm a little cringey on those frankly awful lyrics, I hunger for your jungle love, I hunger for your love? *snigger* but RAH band introduced me to space disco which before 4-5 years , back was VERY UNFASHIONABLE. Italo disco, space disco...they recorded the song that basically IS Goldfrapp's career (The Crunch) but then went a bit, well, embarassing. I loved them when I was 13 and still do. I own 'Going Up'

Fleetwood Mac - Everywhere

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Might be hard to believe now, but FM used to be really unfashionable...now you get Vampire Weekend dropping them as an influence, but in the 80's...no. Tango in the Night I bought on vinyl when it came out, closely followed by Rumours and FM and earlier stuff. Everywhere is a great song and great production, and glad now people appreciate it for what it is.

The video is a version of the Alfred Noyes poem, something I read at school (he was a local poet) before I saw the video and recognised it - I loved the fact they knew that poem.

Clannad - Robin the Hooded man OST

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This tune still moves me - Lady Marian but we all probably know ROBIN aahhhhh! THE HOODED MAN! which is from this soundtrack, but I wanted to post something good. All Clannad is pretty much a guilty pleasure for me - like Enya it's SO WRONG, floaty new age bollix, but sometimes they get the folk plus electronics right and like Newgrange or Theme from Harry's Game. Probably where my current love for acid folk comes from, as they started as 70's trad oirish folkies.

 comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-07-12:422668:1072200 Music 30 #12 - A song from a band you hate 2010-08-26T00:22:39Z 2010-08-26T00:23:48Z public 2 Well I'm going to assume band can mean act or artist...

It's strangely quite hard for me to think of an act I entirely and totally hate - yes I have REALLY strong opinions on music and most of the time can back them up - but usually a band has at least song I don't despise, or someone did a mashup or remix of it that made me see it in another light.

The following acts have no redeeming features EVER:

Jason Donovan.

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Yes I know some of you 80's Cheese Queens are going 'WHAT? NO WAI!!!' but really, it doesn't get worse than this...well maybe Spagna and Taylor Dayne but their careers were mercifully short. Stock Aitken Waterman the producers started well - doing pop versions of black house tunes, Roadblock, Mel and Kim and Dead or Alive. But at some point in 86 or 87 they decided to go for the money and produce soap stars as pop artists. Now the only one that really paid off and actually probably could sing was Kylie - but Jason especially on that first duet couldn't. Stefan Dennis, Dannii and Rick fucking Astley followed, and some really bad Charidee singles. Nothing Jason Donovan has done can I like, and I've left a club for playing both him and Rick. There's good 80's cheese and there is bad wedding disco from hell 80's cheese. Most S/A/W/ after 1987 falls into the latter.

Pearl Jam
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Lumpen, depressing (and I like depressing music), tuneless, badly played (listen to those drums? Can't you fucking play in time?), Nirvana-copying, emo-girl-razor baiting and a voice like a puking walrus. I've never got why anyone likes Pearl Jam. Like the Kit Kat ad, they can't sing, can't play and look awful. I liked grunge, especially Nirvana but never got why anyone liked PJ. And Eddie Vedder makes Billy Corgan and Liam Gallagher look shy and retiring in the arrogance stakes.

Led Zep

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Not sure if it's the pseudo pagan floaty hangover or the 20 minute drum solos, but I've never liked nor never understood why people wank over Led Zep 1-4, apart from Whole Lotta Love. That's a fucking great pop and rock track - but the rest always makes me think self-indulgent post-hippie prog-wank. I mean Black Sabbath existed right? Even ZZ-Top? Probably an early Judas Priest and 'Maiden poking around somewhere? So why listen to this stodgy leaden pseudo-hippy rock? I'll even give them When the Levee Breaks for that classic hiphop break, but the rest? Stairway DENIED most definitely.

Beastie Boys

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I can imagine a needle scratch at this point and everyone looking like the Slaughtered Lamb in my direction. But although I've learnt to hate them less, even like one track (Intergalactic - pop classic) and not mind Sabotage, I was enough of a hiphop kid listening to Eric B and Rakim via Coldcut or MC Merlin or even Cookie Crew and Wee Papas to just go 'that's not rap, that's shouting'. It just seemed like hiphop for white guys who didn't like hiphop (but RunDMC had done the rock/rap thing before and better too). Their rap skills have gotten better...but still, they're no Public Enemy - or even Eminem.

Besides they always remind me of this great spoof:

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 comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-07-12:422668:1063853 Music 30 #11 — A song from your favorite band 2010-08-25T23:31:15Z 2010-08-25T23:34:23Z public 0 Hmm well you can guess what's coming here...and if you follow Jeb50poundnote AND me, lucky person you get New Order in stereo - but I'll post something you might not have heard.

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New Order - Turn the Heater On (Peel Session)

One of my favourite NO songs and it isn't even off an album or studio release, it's also a cover (nicely linking to Jeb's post) of Keith Hudson and unusually it's reggae, and off the first Peel Sessions LP (the bronze/gold one I think - they both had metallic ink covers, one bronze/gold the other silver - I have this on 12" like the vid, and original CD singles for both, I might have the other 12" too...originally they were 2x12" LPs on Peel's record label Strange Fruit.

As Jeb pointed out, New Order covers were rare, and them doing reggae apart from this, never. But I loved this when I first heard it on that 12" many years ago, and still love it. It keeps the reggae feel but also the echoing Martin 'Zero' Hannett style production, even though by then he wasn't around. Whereas dub reggae tends to go for warmth and bass, this seems to go to the chilly empty dark side and even to my ears relates back to Joy Division.

 comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-07-12:422668:1063648 Music 30 #10 — A song that makes you fall asleep 2010-08-25T23:18:41Z 2010-08-25T23:22:49Z public 0 This is a hard one for me since I hardly EVER can fall asleep to music. It's happened but usually drugs or intense tiredness was involved...thing is I CANNOT do muzak, background music and not be distracted or concentrate on the music at some point. I really have to be really busy and focused and concentrating, then I don't hear the music at all. This is not a state you are in waiting for the blessed myoclonic jerk.

I have TRIED to use music to help me sleep - there is one album I used to do that with, a new agey medieval vocal album that does just have the frequencies in that precise order that induces almost a meditative state - and of course few changes in the music to jerk me out of them.

It was a present of a former straight crush of mine, Andy (a wiccan) - Anonymous 4, a female acapella vocal group with 1000: A Mass for the End of Time. Medieval chanting and polyphony, done by women but makes Miri it is and Sumer is Icumen In sound like veritable modern rock and roll songs...laced with paganistic feeling and melancholic end of the world doom cults. Yes this thing helps me sleep (or meditate). Can't find the embed on this Chinese site, but you can hear some here. It's all a bit Hildegard of Bingen. I stopped listening to it and indeed meditating or trying to, I was crap at it when I got a rather strong by effect that freaked me...something to do with what the wiccans were doing. I really didn't want to go there.

Leads me to a funny story - another album I've fallen alseep to while drunk or wasted (probably the latter) is Can - Sacrilege, the remixes album. I must've put it on for Kirk to hear, or left it playing - and it was playing quietly in the background, almost so you couldn't hear.

Forward to the middle of the night and I get a terrified Kirk nudging me. He's freaking out at an ominous repetitive chanting coming from the corner of the room. The album eventually got to Westbam's mix of Yoo Doo Right, and all you could here was the ooh aah oooh aahh in a sort of spooky gregorian techno style in the corner in the dark. It was pretty funny but also understandable, as if the monsters were doing some sort of beatbox boogie in the dark.

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 comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-07-12:422668:1063280 Problem Solving Flowchart 2010-08-25T15:00:30Z 2010-08-25T15:00:30Z public 0 I can almost bet an engineer had a hand in this, and probably my Dad will have seen this or had a copy...and probably predates him too!

via Boing Boing and many many others...

 comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-07-12:422668:1062917 the bulldoozer won't take me nowhere 2010-08-21T22:32:22Z 2010-08-21T22:57:32Z public 0 Grandpa Elliott truly is the soul of New Orleans*. And you can keep your XFactor Idol shite, people like this and Seasick Steve and others who don't fit that mould give me hope (and are hell of a fuck more talented too - how can you sing about life when you haven't had none?).

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And this is what kicked it all off...bears repeating, cos when he sings, he steals the whole show :-D

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And although some of them fall a little in the slugdey-fusion-hippy-Starbucksness - one reason I'm slightly wary of world fusion for that reason as the common denominator is blandness unless you are Manu Chao (who pops up here) or an excellent guitarist like Louis Mhlanga (ditto - check out Songs for Nomsa, I might write about that in a Music 30 post) or talented like Grandpa Elliott; then you can pull it through on soul, talent and feeling.

This one works though, warning: contains Bono, but even he doesn't spoil it, I think this one is pulled through by Louis M, Rocky Dawuni and Jason Tamba Matondo - and an excellent Bob Marley song that can't really be ruined if treat lightly and not overfussed - and a sentiment that is global and very pertinent in all the places Mr Johnson visited.

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* I've never been, but it seems from here he is. I want to go though...was thining about it just before Katrina struck...

 comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-07-12:422668:1062810 I <3 Ashens 2010-08-17T04:01:58Z 2010-08-17T04:01:58Z public 0 <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yoorFbFz3AU?fs=1&hl=en_GB"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="sameDomain"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yoorFbFz3AU?fs=1&hl=en_GB" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="sameDomain" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>

and the iQueers will like this review

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 comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-07-12:422668:1062515 Who's the badded dude that can do the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs? LANDO! 2010-08-11T23:40:54Z 2010-08-11T23:43:16Z public 4 <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NATeU-r0GDU&hl=en_GB&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="sameDomain"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NATeU-r0GDU&hl=en_GB&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="sameDomain" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>

Oh how I wish this was a real movie...Blaxploitation + Star Wars = WIN.

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Rochester, NY Morgan School Of Driving
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1. Morgan School Of Driving Inc
I'm so thankful to Morgan School of Driving for teaching me how to drive. The instructors teach more than just passing a road test; they teach you h…
2. Morgan School Of Driving Inc
2590 W Ridge RdRochester, NY 14626
3. Morgan School of Driving Inc
I couldn't ask for a better driving school than Morgan's. They not only helped me pass my road test, but they molded me into a safe and competent dr…
4. Morgan School
120 East AveRochester, NY 14604
From Business: Lois E. Bird School offers special education programs and is located in East Rochester, N.Y. It serves students between the ages of 5 and 14, and provides element…
5. TLR Morgan Middle School
108 East AveEast Rochester, NY 14445
6. Boces-morgan School
120 East AveEast Rochester, NY 14445
7. Lois E Bird/Morgan School
274 Fairport RdEast Rochester, NY 14445
8. Eaton Driving School
1577 W Ridge RdRochester, NY 14615
From Business: Established 1980. Call for an appointment today and learn what our courses can do for you and your automobile insurance investments in Rochester, NY.
9. CRST Expedited - New and Experienced Truck Drivers Wanted
Serving the Rochester Area.
From Business: CRST's industry-leading $0 Down Lease Purchase Program supports you at every step of the way from driver to business owner. It's a career overhaul designed to gen…
10. Professional Driver Institute
I really can't say if PDI is worthy of two stars, because I am still trying to enroll.Basically, I had to put something down and I though one star w…
11. C.R. England - Experienced Drivers - Choose Your Lane.
Serving the Rochester Area.
From Business: No CDL? No Problem! -- Get Your CDL in as Little as 17 Days! Obtain your Class-A Commercial Driver's License in as little as 17 days through C.R. England's own Pr…
12. BMW Performance Center
1155 Highway 101 SGreer, SC 29651
From Business: Have you ever wished for more confidence behind the wheel of a car, or when riding a motorcycle? How about wondering what it feels like to push a vehicle to its l…
13. Allwright's School of Driving
1560 Mount Hope AveRochester, NY 14620
14. Driver Awareness Training
214 Lake AveRochester, NY 14608
15. Rochester City Police Auto Pnd
333 Colfax StRochester, NY 14606
16. Allwright's School Of Driving - CLOSED
2405 W Ridge RdRochester, NY 14626
17. Fenner Drives - CLOSED
157 English Station RdRochester, NY 14616
18. Pdi
1200 Scottsville RdRochester, NY 14624
19. Professional Driver Inst Inc - CLOSED
2485 W Henrietta RdRochester, NY 14623
20. Rid
400 Andrews StRochester, NY 14604
21. ABC School of Driving
My instructor was John.. He did a great job teaching us the rules of the road. We also had a very enthusiastic class. He was awesome. THANKS JOHN
22. Terry Jim's Driving School - CLOSED
1225 Norton StRochester, NY 14621
23. Statewide Driving School - CLOSED
3229 Freshour RdCanandaigua, NY 14424
24. HLSJ Driving Academy
3150 Oak Orchard RdAlbion, NY 14411
25. Professional Driver Institute, Inc.
456 Sanford Rd NChurchville, NY 14428
26. Professional Driver Institute IncMOVED
1 Trojan CirBatavia, NY 14020
27. Canandaigua Driving School
When my girlfriend took her road test the DMV employee took the 5 hour certificate from here and wrote void across the form and refused to give her …
28. Batavias Driving Academy Inc - CLOSED
4736 E Saile DrBatavia, NY 14020
29. success School of Driving
3924 Walworth Ontario RdWalworth, NY 14568
30. Suburban Driving School
1350 Turk Hill RdFairport, NY 14450


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This is by far the best B&B we've ever stayed at. You can tell the owners are experienced travelers because they have made things so easy for their guests. Not only free internet access, but a lap top right in your room available anytime for those of us who don't want to travel with our own. Multi-day transit cards for sale a face value to save you the trip to Central Station. Variations in breakfast so you don't get bored of eating the same thing. Sandwich bags to pack leftovers from breakfast to take with you for lunch. It was incredible. And the Parkside room overlooking the park was beautiful, modern, and spacious. The hosts were very friendly and informative (knowing about the law that requires restaurants to let you use their bathrooms was very helpful). We liked the privacy of eating in our room, which had a small fridge. There was also access to a microwave and DVDs to watch in your room. The location was very convenient. Ten minutes by tram to either the museum district or the city center. A five minute drive (with easy to follow directions) to a Park & Ride with affordable parking, free roundtrip transportation tickets (note that you need to hold on to these to get the discounted parking rate), and a direct bus back to the B&B or direct tram to the center. Even facing the street, the room was very quiet. We never saw or heard of the frat boys mentioned in other reviews. The rate was very reasonable. We look forward to staying there again one day.
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- You find Parkzijde in front of the beautiful Oosterpark, just outside the busy city-center. The elegant house (1892) still remains conserved in its original style. The "Goede Kamer" ("good room"), where former residents used to welcome their guests, has a high decorated ceiling and marble chimney. The room at ground floor has a view of the park. The Garden room is located at the rear of the house and has access to its own conservatory, overlooking our garden. ... more less


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