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Total Drama Big Brother (TDBB) Tribe
- Cabbage pult 74 (Cabbage)
- DerpyandDawn (Derpy)
- DestructiveMilkshake (Milk)
- Izzynoah12 (Izzy)
- KidLego09 (Noah)
- SpiritAnimal (Lego, Spirit)
- TylerSurvivorFan (Tyler)
Total Drama Roleplay Wiki (TDRPW) Tribe
- Chwiis 2.0 (Chwiis)
- Teamdarkfan4 (Dark)
- Heozaki (Heo)
- Rocky LXIX (Rocky)
- SteelWolf (RJ)
- Surferdude1219 (wtf is he here lmao?) (Surfer)
- XxAquaInfinityxX (Aqua)
Wawanakwa Central (WC) Tribe
- Bootylicious13 (Booty)
- GhostNoises (Ash)
- Ma luissahotmail.com (Maria)
- OstianWendy (Wendy) (wins S2)
- Prince Blake (Blake)
- SerenelyChaotic (Dianted, SC)
- XxSolarEclipsexX (Solar)
Episode 1: "This Twist Is So Fierce!"
Jeff:Hello, welcome to Mexico. 3 chats battle it out to prove who is the best in Survivor TRD vs TDRPW vs CW!
Jeff:The TRD has moved wikis many time always trying to find new power. When will they stop.
Derpy's Confessional:I'm the queen bee. I always get what I want no matter what. I'm really popular that I almost quit wiki but i reaziled that these rejects needed me. This show needs me. I'll be in charge.
Izzy's Confessional:I.
Izzy's Confessional:Love.
Izzy's Confessional:#Blindsides.
Tyler's Confessional:People always call me bland and its get annoying. I'm not bland. I can play and win this game better then anyone.
Jeff:TDRPW has always been the change but the amount of users have always changed. Many has quit and then returned but they are sure that they are the best.
Heo's Confessional:I do have morals. I am christain man and I know what is best.
Chwiis's Confessional:Does it get hard leaving with these fgts 24/7? Yes. But like come on we are much better then these other two wikis.
Rocky's Confessional:It time for a rockpublican to win this game.
Jeff:WC on the other hand has changed a few times but with there strick rules they always comes out on top.
Serenely's Confessional:I might only be 13 but I have a of leadership that has made this wiki really popular.
Ash's Confessional:I might be new here but I'm strong, smart, and hot. I can outplay, outlast, and outwin anybody here. I'm not sure if everyone knows that yet but they will.
Maria's Confessional:I can unblocking.
Jeff:Okay guys opening twist. You guys will all vote out someone right now!
Izzy's Confessional:OMG THIS TWIST IS SO F.IERCE!
Jeff:TRD revals votes.
Izzy:I voted Milk.
Izzy:He is rude.
Milkshake's Confessional:I don't know what his problem with me is but I want to get to the bottom of it.
Derpy:I voted Noah because he is ugly.
Tyler:I voted Noah since he is the .
Cabbage:Not to be rude but I also voted Noah sorry noah. :(
Noah's Confessional:I'm not sure why i keep getting votes.
Noah:I voted Tyler.
Milk:I voted Noah.
Jeff:Okay Noah come up here, meanwhile TDRPW reval your's votes.
Aqua:I voted Rocky since he doesn't make his small poatoes rock.
Rj:I voted Rocky because he is fat.
Dark:Voted RJ cuz im so max goof.
Heo:I voted RJ since we don't need snitces.
Jeff:Rj come here and finally WC.
Everyone:*Votes Maria*
Jeff:You three will all go to EI for three days till the by. The rest of you head to camp.
Exile IslandEdit
Noah's Confessional:I'm upset that I was voted off first but hey I'm not out of the game. I get it i was the youngest but Thomas will give me strength to move on.
Rj:Maria can you build the shelter?
Rj:Noah can you go get water?
Noah:Sure, but what will you do?
Rj:Um get food.
Rj's Confessional:everyone knows that there is always an idol hidden at EI Island and I wanna be the one to find it.
RJ:*out looking for the idol* It gotta be here somewhere.
RJ's Confessional:They usally put it inside a tree or something.
RJ:*check in a bush and finds poop* not there*
Rj's Confessional:Or in a tree.
RJ:*puts hands down and finds an idol* YES!
Rj's Confessional:I found it. I feel just like my hero Kelley Wentworth! *rubs hands together* Sneaky sneaky.
TDRPW CampEdit
Heo's Confessional:I think our shelter should be like a church for us to worship jesus in.
Heo:Okay guys this is how we we will build the shelter.
Chwiis:We should build it near the swap so we can live like ogers.
Heo:Why don't we vote on it? I chose chruch.
Chwiis:Oger, don't you agree donkey?
Aqua:Church hates the gays so I will chose swap.
Chwiis's Confessional:So we are doing the shelter at the swap. Should be good.
Aqua:*building while linking faarah aberman gifs*
Aqua's Confessional:I'm on survivor just like faarh!
Heo's Confessional:I may have lost the battle but I will not lose the war.
Surfer's Confessional:Chwiis is so gross, it make me hate the fact that we are both from the same wiki.
TDBB Camp
Cabbage's Confessional:Derpy has kind of took over as leader, I'm just going to keep quiet and watch him dig his own grave.
Izzy:I just saw a tree.
Lego:Wow I care.
Milkshake's Confessional:Izzy is annoying and he already has it out for me for no reason. I'm going to need to start an allaince to target him before he goes after me.
- MIlk,Derpy, and Tyler go get water*
Derpy:How do you feel about us three togther?
Milk:I love it, how about we target Izzy first?
Derpy:We will see.
Derpy's Confessional:Already in control. I can tell that this allaince will be strong.
Jeff:Let welcome back Noah,Rj, and Maria!
- challenge happens*
Jeff:WC loses you guys are heading to tribal!
Booty's Confessional:Heading to tribal sucks, but at least we have an easy target in Maria who we can all agree to just vote out first again.
WC Camp
Maria's Confessional:HI dawny.
Wendy:No offesive guys but let just all keep it easy on everyone and vote her out.
Wendy's Confessional:I just want to keep it easy on everyone and just vote out Maria.
Solar's Confessional:I would vote out Maria.
Wendy:Everyone agrees?
Ash's Confessional:Everyone wants to get rid of Maria but I personally find Blake really annoying and hard to live with and would love to get him out first. I'd only need four votes.
Ash:Maria would you vote Blake?
Maria's Confessional:Me scared i target.
Ash:Solar vote Blake remember how he turned on you in the org?
Solar's Confessional:Blake is untrustworthy, maybe I should just vote him out and be done with him.
Ash:Booty vote blake.
Booty's Confessional:I'm the swing vote tonight, Maria you can tell who to vote and dont ask questions. There nobody else you can do that with. But is it really worth drawing a line in the sand this early? Idk
Ash:*looking at solar* Do you think she would do it?
Ash's Confessional:Booty makes me really nevous. Like she not giving me a staright up answer. What if she tells blake that I was targeting him and now im a target? That can't be I need to do something.
Ash:*walks up to blake* Hi
Blake:Hey are we still voting Maria?
Ash:About that. Booty told me that we should blindside you. I think that we should get out Botty. SHE IS A SNAKE IN THE GRASS!
Blake's Confessional:So I heard Booty is targeting me. Should of thought twice girl. I need to get her out before she goes after me.
Tribal Council
Jeff:I'll go tally the votes.
.2 votes Maria
1 vote Blake, 2 vote Maria, 1 vote booty
We are tied 2 votes Maria, 2 Booty, 2 blake one vote left.
First person voted off
- Blindside
- blindsides faces from wendy and solar are shown while blake silmes
Botty's final word:I did not expect that. i thought i was in control but guess not im not sure what I did but so be it i just wasnt meant for this game.
Episode 2: "I'm Nobody's Pawn"
Jeff:Last time on Survivor! We might 21 new contestants from wiki fighting to prove that they have the best one. TDBB had an outcast right away *Shows Noah being voted out* and new allainces where froming. Meanwhile it was everyone vs Heo on TDRPW. Rj found an idol. on WC Ash had all the power making three different targets but voted off Botty for being hotter then her. 20 are left. Who will be voted off tonight.
WC Camp, Day 4
Maria's Confessional:booty did blindside me.
Blake:Well well solar thanks for trying to vote me out.
Solar:It was all booty and I thought the majorty was after you.
Solar's Confessional:I'm clearly on the outs but Im willing to do anything to stay, even work with Blake.
- theme song*
Ash:*getting firewood*
Solar:Ash are we still in this together.
Ash:*shakes head* no i do not play like that.
Ash's Confessional:Solar's hair is longer then mine so he got to go soon. I wanna have the best hair on this island.
Solar:Are you sure?
Solar:ARE YOU SURE?
Solar:But are you sure?
Ash:fine, we can from a voting bloc.
Ash's Confessional:No allainces from a voting bloc might be fun.
Solar's Confessional:I havn't finshed playing just yet.
TDBB Camp
Cabbage:Noah why don't you tell us a story?
Noah's Confessional:I have been on the outs so I think a stroy would be great.
Noah:So when I was 11 i got my first thomas set that blows actual stream. I told my mom to take us to Toys R Us and when I saw it I picked it up and *starts crying* she brought it for me.
Entire tribe:*breaks out into tears*
Tyler's Confessional:That story was just so beautiful. It reminds me of finding my wezbins dolls.
Izzy:THERE A CAMERA OVER THERE.
Lego's Confessional:Izzy, yeah he can get kind of annoying. I would perfer for mr thomas over there to leave but I don't see Izzy getting deep in this game at all.
Surfer's Confessional:right now, RJ Told me that he likes Kimmi so rj needs to be the first to go.
Blake's Confessional:So im trying to eat my corndog when I reaziled that there might be an idol somehwere.
Jeff:Okay for EI the lossing team will send two people from the winning the tribe to spend the next to night there
- TDRPW loses*
Aqua:We send blake cuz ew Blake and Milk
Milk's Confessional:Ik there will be a tribe swap soon and i want all the numbers i can get
Milk:Excil allaince?
Blake:Why not.
Blake's Confessional:I trust milk more then anyone on my tribe.
Chwiis;I say we boot rj for being annoying.
Aqua:Why don't we boot surfer, he hates Kimmi plus he will flip to WC.
Rocky's Confessional:should we follow aqua around tho, im nobody's pawn.
Jeff:Ill go tally the votes
first vote.
second person voted off
Sufer's final words:I guess i just didn't know these guys well.
Episode 3: "Thomas Is Going To Hate Me"
(TDRPW arrives to their camp.)
RJ: (confessional) Well, I thought everyone was in on the plan of voting out Heo, it went wrong, but now I must watch my nack, or else, I'll go with the idol in my pocket.
Heo: (talking with others) He is not even a Christian, he must go. (Confessional) RJ tried to get me out, so, I will show him a game lesson.
Heo: (talking with others) RJ has to go, he sh*t talks us.
Dark: He is too Max Goof, he don't join Game Nights.
Chwiis: He doesn't likes Shrek 3 like wtf, everything with Shrek in it is gold.
Aqua: (confessional) So, I'm in the middle of their plan against RJ, I hear everything, and I'm like: I will expose them with RJ cause…*shows Velma gif*…I feel like it! *laughs*
Aqua: (talking to RJ) Say "Small Potato Rock!" and I will tell you stuff.
RJ: Small Potato Rock.
Aqua: That lacks of enthusiasm! But good enough. Heo and others are shit talking you.
RJ: OMG they are died to me. - Abi-Maria – SteelWolf
Aqua: Abi-Maria Gomes <3
RJ: <3 (confessional) I've got an ally in Aqua, so, I can slay this weird hoes now with his help, we can be Jonclyn.
- Wanaka Central*
Ash's Confessional:Blake has been on excil forever. I am worried. What if he is forming other allainces not with me? That can't be. He might need to go now.
Ash:Solar I'm down with Blake.
Solar's Confessional:It is about time that Ash sees the light. We can finally get rid of this puta once and for all.
Ash:Hey Wendy Blake needs to go.
Wendy:I see.
Wendy's Confessional:Right now the person who I am closet to is Ash so I'm just gonna trust her but it might be to early to make move.
Ash's Confessional:Right now I would have me,Solar,Wendy, and Maria. Thats four out of six. We have numbers. Bye bye Blake.
Derpy:So guys what should we do today?
Tyler:Maybe we should make a list of everyone's sexailtys?
Derpy:Sounds good.
Derpy's Confessional:SO Tyler came up with this great idea to list everyone's sexailtys. I think it is a perfect way to spend our time.
Derpy:SO far we have Staright:Milk,Tyler, Sierrasexual:Cabbage, Asexual:Izzy Bisexual:Me, and Lego we are only missing Noah.
Derpy:SO Noah what is your sexailty?
Noah's Confessional:I been soul searching lately and I found out I was Bi, but everyone here thinks that I'm st8. Thomas would hate me if I lied about it so I need to come out.
Noah:I'm bisexual
Derpy:Cool. *adds it to the list*
- challenge*
Jeff:Let welcome back Blake and Milk returning from EI.
- WC loses the challenge*
Blake's Confessional:EI was great, it was really nice to get away from all the people who I hate, plus I had some time to search for the idol, I didn't find it but I made a fake one.
- Ash,Maria,Wendy, and Solar met up*
Wendy:so are we all still voting Blake?
Wendy:sounds good to me.
Wendy's Confessional:Hopfully this plan to vote out blake works.
Ash's Confessional:I'm worried about blake, so i wanted to see if we are still good.
Blake:SO who the vote?
Ash:Maria she is #Worthless.
Blake:are you sure?
Blake:while I found this *shows fake idol*
Ash:Oh my god.
Ash's Confessional:So Blake has an idol I am really worried, look like we are gonna need to spilt the vote this go round.
Jeff:I will go tally the votes
First vote
1 vote Wendy, 1 vote Maria, 1 vote SC, 1 vote Blake
Third person voted off
Blake:*bring up torch*
Blake's final words:I guess the fake idol didn't work. I left at a good time I couldn't stand them anymore.
Episode 4: "I Miss Fat Jenn"
WC Camp, Night 8
Dianted: (confessional) Tribal was not tolerant! Blake went home, I have no allies, and I am literally out of the game, I pray that we win.
Ash: (confessional) I think Dianted was shocked that Blake went home, and I feel like, I should adress to him so he feels better and he sticks with us.
Dianted: (talking with Ash ) But what you did, really surprised me, I was blindsided by the vote, and I was worried of getting voted.
Maria: Yes XD
Wendy: So, you are saying you voted me?
Dianted: Yes, sorry babe </3
Wendy: It's ok, but I won't remove the K-Pop icons cause of it.
Solar: Oppose. They must be removed tbh
Maria: Oopsee.
Solar: See? MARIA supports me.
Maria: likes the pizza
Wendy: OMFG Maria. We all would like that, we are starving, and our situation isn't getting any better.
Maria: Oh no!
Dianted: Maria being aware of our situation and caring for it. <3
Wendy: (confessional) Dianted openly admitted he voted me, this makes me aware WC is scrambling, and this breaks my heart cause we are losing to TDBB. We are going down with our past friendships if we don't pick it up.
TDBB Camp, Day 9
Milk: (confessional) My tribe is so dull and boring lately, I miss all the fights, I miss getting into the yelling contest, I miss the drama that made us Total DRAMA, and most of all, I miss Fat Jenn.
Derpy: (confessional) Milk wakes up early, and he then goes to the woods, he is either, idol searching, or wants to throw a tantrum.
Milk: *punches a tree* Stupid a** boring tribe.
Derpy: So, doing your hillbilly things, huh?
Milk: Shut up, go with you imaginary clique of plastic dolls.
Derpy: Can't even...you must know I am a school icon. Do you even know what an icon I am? I mean...you know what school is, right?
Tyler: (appearing with Noah, Izzy, Cabbage and Spirit) Hi. We just heard yells, and we wanted to check what is happening.
Spirit: This is a catfight! Rip off your weaves, you c*nts!
Milk: Shut up Farrah Abraham wannabe.
Derpy: ^
Spirit: Rude af.
Noah: This is a meltdown.
Izzy: *admires an Angie selfie on his belongings* Cabb! You and me!
Cabbage: Exactly <3 *reading the newspaper* Sierra Dawn Thomas has a new horse.
Tyler: How do you have a newspaper in the jungle?
Cabbage: Cause I must know about her.
Noah: Ikr, i always stalk, I mean...read Survivors Twitters, like Neal, or Jon. But best Twitter is Tina. <3
Tyler: omg tuna
Noah: omg tuna
Cabbage: omg tuna
Derpy: omg tuna
Izzy: omg tuna
Spirit: Tuna is gross, it tastes like a v**ina .
Milk: Who told you to speak, FATASS?
Spirit: Shut up you idiot, now I will show you who is a fatass. *goes back to camp and dumps rice in the ocean* This wasn't pizza, so now yall bi*ches will starve.
Derpy: You c*nt. You will also starve.
Spirit: I . DON'T . GIVE . A . SINGLE . F*CK.
Noah: Crying.
Izzy: Oh pooh. Spirit, you made a J'Tia!
Spirit: Yes, now shut up.
Izzy: r00d
Challenge Area, Day 9
Jeff: Come on in, users. I have news.
RJ: Clay nudes got leaked?
Izzy: My mom Angie Jakusz came to visit me?
Maria: Is Samey a Mexican?
Jeff: No, no, and what? No, the notice is...we are switching this tribes. Drop your buffs.
(Everyone drops their buffs.)
Jeff: For losing twice, WC will be dissolved.
Wendy: </3
Solar: Bye Felicia *throws his buff away*
Dianted: Rest in pieces cri...(confessional) I AM SCREAMING, I WANTED THIS TO HAPPEN OMG I'M SO EXCITED <3
Spirit: LOL flops
Aqua: TDRPW should've been disolved! *covers mouth*
Everyone but Heo, Chwiis, Dark and Rocky: ^
Chwiis: Aqua wtf boi
Jeff: Alright, you all will random draw for captains of new tribes. Take a rock out of the bag, and if you get a white rock, you will be a captain. Three, two, one...reveal.
(No TDBB has a white rock.
...Aqua and Dianted draw the white rocks.)
Dianted: Slay <33333
Aqua: OMG hot
Jeff: Aqua, Dianted, you two are captains. Dianted is captain of the new TDBB, Aqua is captain of NuTDRPW.
Aqua: Gross. (Confessional scene) I prayed to the Small Potatoes to get the rock, and it worked, I feel like I am in such a power position now, like Rachel in her HOHs . Jeff: Shut up and pick your teams.
Dianted: I pick Wendy angel <3
Wendy: ily <33333
Aqua: Spirit cause we are friends. *links Farrah Abrabam and Rachel Reilly friendship ring picture*
Spirit: YAS
Dianted: Now I pick Derpy cause we are #TooPopular4TDRPW
Derpy: That is soo true.
Aqua: I pick Milk, no reason or insult prepared.
Milk: Correct opinion.
Dianted: I'll pick now a bland pillow...Tyler!
Tyler: Rude. I am not bland.
Aqua: If we will pick blandies, I pick Cabb.
Cabbage: Rude, but it's kind of true though. At least thanks for picking me.
Aqua: No problem <3. But now, I don't even care of anyone elee, so I want Ash, Izzy for #MomSquad, Maria, Solar and Are Jay.
Izzy: OMG YAS @Mom Squad
Dianted: Wait wtf, why? You can't pick all at once. No fair :(
Aqua: There is no rules oopsee.
Dianted: I am left with the trash? I mean, great to meet you, new tribemates.
Jeff: Ok, we have new tribes, now leave.
Dianted's Confessional:Actually when you look at it, 4 tdrpw people, if I flip to them they might help me at the merge.
NuTDRPW Camp, Day 9
Aqua:Well welcome to our home.
Aqua's Confessional:Me and rj where at the bottom with tdrpw and they threated me horribly. Im happy the left so now I can be more free.
Izzy:You have beans.
Aqua:What is funny about beans?
Izzy:We had rice.
Cabbage's Confessional:Look like Izzy and Aqua are already getting along which is great for me because any number is a good number.
Ash's Confessional:the swap I have Solar and Maria but I need two more. I worked way to hard to be at the bottom here.
Ash:Hey Milk Blake told me you two where close.
Milk:We where. What happened to him?
Ash:Well like we all voted SC but he played an idol and sent home blake.
Milk:I see.
Milk's Confessional:I'm not sure if Ash is telling the truth or not but I need screentime so I'll flip.
Solar:*fatshaming sprit.
Sprit:Go fu*k yourself.
NuTDBB Camp, Day 10
Heo's Confessional:I got my bois here, but I also got a bunch of hams.
Chwiis's Confessional:I hope my stargrey of being a homosexual transgender will win over the tribe.
Chwiis:Yes I am comming out.
- everyone claps*
Derpy:That is so great chwiis.
Wendy's Confessional:It very sweet to see chwiis show off his true self.
Noah:So how life as a homosexual transgender?
Chwiis:like good.
Challenge, Day 10
Jeff:TDRPW wins congrats, everyone else go back to camp
Maria's Confessional: We winning. Samey smiles while shoving a manchineel in Amy's throat.
NuTDBB before TC
Rocky's Confessional:So we lost. I'm sort of nevous right now because there is only 4 bois and 5 hams they could pick us off one by one.
- Derpy,Noah,SC,Wendy, and Tyler all met up*
Noah:so which one do we vote off?
Derpy:we can't boot off Chwiis but Rocky seems like there leader so let vote him off.
Tyler:Oh I agree he still hates Kimmi.
Wendy:I'm fine with that.
Tyler's Confessional:The plan right now is to vote off Rocky we have the numbers so everything should go as planed.
- 1 hour later*
Rocky's Confessional:Nobody had really talked to me about the vote, I need to go up to them
Rocky:Hey dianted you came to TDRPW before.
SC:Yes I have.
Rocky:Maybe you should flip, the four of us are all goats to you.
SC:I will think about it.
SC's Confessional:It could make sense to flip, I was at the bottom of my old tribe and I'm pretty sure Wendy voted me off. Plus staying with tho four could help me get more numbers in a merge.
Rocky:So who should we vote off?
SC:Um wendy. :)
Rocky's Confessional:Right now I need to put all my trust into Dianted or else I'm gone.
Dianted's Confessional:Im the swing vote tonight, I can stay with my allaince and vote off Rocky or I can flip to the "bois" and get revenge on Wendy for lying to me. I keep switching back and forth. I don't know which way I'm heading but which ever way I go somebody is going to be pissed and it won't be me.
Tribal Council, Night 10
Jeff: To those who don't have it, grab a torch, dip it and get fire.
Jeff: Ok. It is. Time to vote, Tyler, you're up.
Tyler: (walks up to vote)
Derpy: (voting conf.; holding a parchment that says "Rocky") Bye and good riddance.
Dark: (trips on the walk to the voting area)
Wendy: (introducing vote in the urn)
Rocky: (voting conf.; hoding a parchment that read "Wendy") It's you or me. So, whatever.
Chwiis: (walks up to vote, as Wendy covers his nose)
Heo: (writing in a parchment)
Noah: (introduces vote in urn)
Dianted: (writes in a parchment, the last letter on it is a "Y", he is later shown to be back at his seat)
Jeff: I'll go to tally the votes. (comes back with urn). If anyone has an idol, it's the time to play it. (No one stands) Ok, once the votes are read, the person voted out will leave the tribal council inmediantly. I'll read the votes.
Jeff: First vote...*flips parchment* Rocky .
Jeff: Wendy. One vote Wendy, one vote Rocky.
Jeff: Rocky. Two votes Rocky.
Jeff: Rocky. Three votes Rocky.
Jeff: Rocky. That's four votes Rocky, one vote Wendy.
Jeff: Wendy. Two votes Wendy.
Jeff: Wendy. That's four votes Rocky. Three votes Wendy.
Jeff: Wendy. We are tied: 4 votes Rocky, 4 votes Wendy. One vote left.
Jeff: Fourth person voted out of Survivor Mexico...
Jeff: *flipping parchment* Wendy. Need to bring me your torch.
(Everyone is shocked, while Dianted just can't look up)
Jeff: Wendy. Tribe has spoken.
Wendy: *sighs* Sure they did. *his torch is snuffed*
Jeff: Even I was sure Rock was going, but, this is always a twisted game. Head out now.
Wendy's final words: I realize I messed up. Voting Dianted might have broke his last piece of sanity, but this is how it goes. I wish the best of luck to those who tried to keep me in, but I had to own up to my mistake.
Episode 5: "Sorry For Blindsiding You"
Jeff:Last time on Survivor, we swaped from three tribes to two tribes and not everyone was happy. Ash:I worked to hard to be at the bottom At TDRPW Aqua worked his's new reationships while Milk worked his swing vote postion Milk:I need screentime. Meanwhile back at TRD Rocky was the clear target, but after SC holding a gurdge over Wendy voting for him last tribal, fliped to the bois allaince and Wendy left, blindsding Noah,Derpy, and Tyler. 17 are left. Who will be voted off tonight?
Dark's Confessional:Rocky was to max goof to go.
Rocky:Thanks Dianted.
Dianted:You're welcome.
Derpy's Confessional:I am so f**king pissed right now, Wendy wasn't meant to leave. Now I am in trouble. I am to popular to be at the bottom this soon in the game.
Derpy:So did you offically flip.
Dianted: *sighs* Yeah. Sorry for blindsiding you, but you were too close to Wendy and might have told them.
Derpy:So are you gonna flip back?
Dianted:Yeah no.
Dianted's Confessional:I am proud of my move. Wendy was in a great postion back on his old tribe, meanwhile nobody likes the bois. I can beat anyone of them in a jury vote.
Derpy:So now what?
Dianted:Hope we win the next challenge.
Derpy's Confessional:This is just great. I am going to have to pull out all the stops to save myself. This is going to be hard but I am a mental ganit.
- Theme Song*
Heo:Okay guys come to church.
Tyler's Confessional:As much as I dislike Heo, I do miss going to church back at home and its helps me deal with the island.
Tyler:*Praying* Please god let evil Penny return to survivor.
Heo:Tonight we will read verse 4.
Tyler:My fav verse!
Heo's Confessional:IT is really chill to finally have someone to go to church with.
Chwiis:Okay Donkey let go get some water.
Dark:I'm to max goof to get water.
Chwiis:Fine, Rocky?
- They go get the water*
Chwiis:I am about ready to kill myself dealing with these three hams always talking about survivor so much.
Rocky:tell me about it.
Rocky's Confessional:I thought Rj and Fiz where bad, but these guys are terrible.
Chwiis:I miss game night.
Rocky:I miss fapping everyday.
Chwiis:While I will leave you alone for a second.
Chwiis's Confessional:Rocky like to have his alone time.
Maria's Confessional:I want the million dallors.
Sprit:*wirting fan fics* Why do nobody reads these?
Cabbage:I would read them if you don't mind.
Sprit:Thanks cabbage.
Izzy:i would read it
Izzy:Solar would
Sprit:would what?
Izzy:Finsh my fan fic.
Solar:*Getting firewood*
Solar:*runs aways*
Solar's Confessional:Ever since we got here Izzy has been telling me to finsh his fan fic and it is driving me nuts.
Izzy:That was rude.
Sprit's Confessional:All these WC users here are dumba** and treath us like we are nine. I can't wait to get them out.
Aqua:*growing Potatos* Soon you will rock.
Rj's Confessional:The island has been making Aqua crazy lately. He is my ally so I'm worried about him.
Ash's Confessional:Maybe Aqua's craziness will drive Rj away from him. I have the 3 here plus Wendy on the other side so I'm a little out numbered. I just hope Wendy can get us from new allies.
Jeff:Let come out for you're reward today, TDRPW getting your's first look at TRD Wendy voted out last time.
- schoked faces everywhere*
Jeff:Ash, you look suprise.
Ash:Honestly Jeff I am pissed right now.
Ash's Confessional:Wtf just happened. How is Wendy out on a tribe that had Heo,Rocky,Chwiis,Noah, and Derpy? Somebody must of fliped and when I find out who they are GONE.
Jeff:Anyways you guys are playing for a nice lunch, also winning tribe will send one of the losers to Ei and they will be back at the next immunity challenge. Worth playing for?
- TDRPW wins*
Ash:we are gonna send, um
Ash's Confessional:I just hope we made the right choice.
Jeff:Okay Derpy goes to EI, TDRPW go on your next episode.
Derpy's Confessional:Thank got I was sent, I need an idol more then anyone else here.
Noah's Confessional:I thought I would go up and talk to Rocky. He likes Savage to so he can't be that bad.
Noah:So how is life as a rockpublican?
Rocky:it is good you should try it.
Noah:While I'd never vote for Ted Cruz, but maybe Marco Rubio.
Rocky:Sounds fair.
Rocky's Confessional:Out of all the hams, Noah is one of the more toreable ones. I might be able to use him.
Derpy's Confessional:I need to find this idol it gotta be somewhere.
Derpy:*reading clue*
Derpy:Maybe behind here?
Derpy's Confessional:I am not leaving here without it.
Derpy:Maybe its underwater.
Derpy's Confessional:I just gotta look everywhere for it.
Derpy:*Puts hands underwater and finds it*
Derpy's Confessional:I got the idol. *twerks*
Aqua's Confessional:Soon they will grow and I will teach them how to sing.
Maria's Confessional:XD, aqua laco xd
Jeff:Let gets to today's immunity challenge.
- TDRPW Wins agains*
Dark's Confessional:I am to max goof to keep lossing like this.
- The allaince of six mets up*
Noah:Well there six of us, and 2 of them so maybe we should spilt the vote incase of an idol.
Chwiis:Don't bring you're survivor sh*t here, we are all voting for the same person.
Chwiis's Confessional:I knew it would be dumb to let one of them in the allaince.
Noah:But we are litteraly on survivor right now?
Dark:*kicks him*
Dark's Confessional:xD
Heo:Good, now let talk about WWE.
Rocky's Confessional:I will be the next wwe superstar. *his fat rolls falls out*
- meanwhile with tyler and derpy*
Tyler:So what do we do?
Derpy:Well I have this *shows idols*
Tyler's Confessional:Derpy finding the idol will help us greatly.
Derpy:We just gotta guess which one they vote between me and you.
Derpy's Confessional:This is a million dallor choice, If i make the wrong one my entire game is over.
Tribal Council, Night 12
Jeff: Ok, time to vote. Dark, you're up.
Dark: (walks up to vote, and trips again) Too Max Goof for the floor.
Tyler: (rolls eyes)
Noah: (voting conf.; screen not focusing on vote) Sorry pal, I am scrambling.
Derpy: (gets to voting area, and grabs the marker)
Chwiis: (introduces vote in urn)
Heo: (sniffs the marker)
Tyler: (stands up to vote) (deep breaths)
Rocky: (writing down a name)
Dianted: (writes down in the parchment, and come back to his seat)
Jeff: I will go tally the votes. (comes back with urn). If anyone has an idol, now is the time to play it.
Derpy: *looking at others* Hey c*nts! I have an announcement. *standing up*
Chwiis:You told?
Tyler: *smiles* omg tuna
Derpy: Yeah, I got it!!!!!!! I broke a nail, but it was worth it. *hands idol to Jeff*
Jeff: This IS a hidden immunity idol, any votes for Derpy will not count. First vote
Jeff: *flips parchment* Derpy, DOES NOT COUNT
Derpy *smiles*
Jeff: Derpy, DOES NOT COUNT
Jeff: Derpy, DOES NOT COUNT
Jeff: Derpy DOES NOT COUNT
Derpy: How funny.
Tyler: screams
Jeff: Derpy, DOES NOT COUNT
Jeff: Derpy, DOES NOT COUNT
Jeff: Rocky, one vote Rocky. One vote left.
Jeff: Chwiis, we are tied. This how it will work, we will revote, you can only vote for Rocky or Chwiis.
Rocky:Keep me guys, Chwiis doesn't even watch survivor.
Jeff: Shut up. Derpy, come grab the urn.
Derpy: (leaves urn in place)
Tyler: (introducing vote in urn)
Heo: (walks up to voting area)
Dark: (writes down a name)
Noah: (deep breathes, as Derpy stares at him)
Dianted: (is seen voting, and come back)
Jeff: I'll go to tally the votes.
Jeff: First vote...*flips parchment* Rocky
3 votes Rocky, 2 Chwiis one vote left*
- The final vote is for
Chwiis, this how it will work, Chwiis, and Rocky are now both safe, derpy safe since he played an idol which means ones of Noah,Heo,Dark,Tyler, or SC will draw rocks, whoever has the purple rock will go home
Heo:*has white Noah:*has white Dark:*has purple Tyler:*has white SC:*has white
Jeff: Dark has drown the purple rock, you've become the fifth person to leave Survivor Mexico.
Derpy: (smiles as Dark stands up to get his torch)
Jeff: Dark, tribe has spoken. *snuffs his torch* Time for you to go
Dark's final words:I was to max goof to stay, good luck Shrek win it.
Episode 6: "Sorry But We Have The Majority"
NuTDBB Camp, Night 12
Derpy: (confessional) *cackling* The Tribal Council tonight was so ICONIQUE, I am safe now, and they are scrambling. I feel like a queen. *links gif of Aaryn with crown*
Rocky's confessional:Last night was way to close
Heo: rip Dark, he sacrificed himself for us. (Confessional) I will miss my talks with him. Now I only have three people to trust.
Chwiis: He wanted shrek and max goof F2. That was everything I would ask. (confessional) I will win this for my donkey, and my ogre wife, with a million in my pocket, I can buy a swamp for myself and be happy.
Derpy: Well, he is gone, so, ha! And ha!
Tyler: (confessional) Derpy has stirred up the pot so much, everything will be drama. I will just sit there and zip it, because I don't want problems.
Rocky: What the hell is up with that boi?
Dianted: (laying on shelter) We have scrambled, I thought my situation would get better with a swap.
Dianted: *on the woods with former TDRPW* So, I understand you all are sad that Dark is gone, so, maybe, we can get revenge?
Noah: (is shown stalking Survivors on Twitter)
Dianted: We already have Noah with us.
Heo: He is a disgusting ham imo
Dianted: You either work with that "ham", or face being voted out.
NuTDRPW Camp, Day 13
RJ: I'm kind of bored, I will make a fanfiction.
Izzy: Talking about fanfictions, Solar hasn't finished mine! I must search him!
Cabbage: *confessional* Izzy is really acting like a maniatic, I mean, it sounds mean, but it's the truth, like, all he does is forcing Solar to write.
Solar: (in the woods with Cabbage) So, you are sure you can really take care of Izzy? He is like , desperate.
Cabbage: Sure, he is my friend, so, I think I can convince him. But it must be quick before he starts to wanting to flip.
Solar: (confessional) Cabbage is appearently helping me to have less Izzy over me, thank god.
RJ: *finishes* Everyone READ my new "Survivor: Colombia" fanfiction!
Solar: If I keep hearing "fanfiction", I will scream.
Spirit: Hey Aqua, do we have more food?
Milk: You finished it, the rice, beans, the pizza from reward, everything!
Spirit: wtf this means we have no food?
Milk: Yes, I will call Jeff. (confessional) We are Hunaphu 2.0, we win, but all our food is gone, and while we all lose 3 pounds, Spirit gains 4.
Jeff: *arrives* So, you have lost all your food? In order to get more, I need something in exchange.
Spirit: *seeing Maria playing with a Samey puppet* Here.
Jeff: This will give you in exchange more rice.
Spirit: yay food
Maria's confessional:I miss doll
Maria: (is sad) Oh no! Spirit is Evil Twin, Maria is Good Twin.
Solar: Agree
Milk: *quotes what Maria said*
RJ: sobbing
Izzy: OMG Maria owning Spirit >
Spirit: wtf since when do you talk?
Maria: Maria the Good Goddess Twin shoves a Manchineel fruit down Spirit's throath.
Ash: The tears are legit
Solar: I'm gone. Maria <33333333333
Spirit: Bitch that won't bring back your stupid puppet, so XD!
Maria: *extinguishes the fire with water, and all the smoke covers Spirit* Oopsee.
Spirit: (coughs because of the smoke) (confessional) Gurl, I can not STAND this puta Maria, I want her gone now, so I can be like Oopsee, Blindside XD
Maria: (Confessional) spirit the Evil Twin in confused with Maria the Good Goddess Twin, as Spirit takes the Cannon of Shame.
Ash: (confessional) Maria and sprit fighting is great for me because it means the target isn't on me
NuTDBB, Day 13
Heo: (confessional) In order to gain the others' trust, I must show to them that I can be trustworthy and I can lead them to victory.
Heo: (yelling) OK, tribemates, I have decided to step up this, and proclaim myself as leader, cause we must win challenges. For that, we will follow rules.
Dianted: I agree, rules must be followed.
Heo: 1st rule: All kind of Maria worshipping is forbidden.
Dianted: I was becoming quite moist. (cries inside)
Derpy: Monster, Maria Luissa Hernandez is my wife! Know it!
Tyler: Don't worry guys, it can't get worse.
Heo: Second rule, no other religions but Christianism are allowed here, in order to be part of a majority alliance we have in plan.
Tyler: Screams. But I am a follower of the Kimmi Kappenberg church. And I always will be! #rebel
Heo: Third rule, all TV shows other than WWE and Shrek will be forbidden to be part of the alliance.
Noah: I can not live without watching Thomas the Tank Engine 14 hours daily. I will become crazy.
Tyler: And I must stay tuned to Survivor, I wanna see Julia slaying Kaoh Rong. :(
Derpy: And I must see Ghetto Dora, those are my Spanish lessons to communicate with my wife.
Heo: Fourth rule, only correct worshipping is Shrek.
Chwiis: Agree. Hail the ogre lord.
Derpy's Confessional:He can't lead us, TDRPW is DIEING, he will run this tribe to the ground. He is a terrible leader.
Derpy: How about MY rule? Shut up, and let antone else be the leader.
Dianted: I will be the new leader!
Derpy: OH HELL NO
Tyler: tbh ^
Noah: ^
Chwiis: ^
Rocky: ^
Dianted: Ugh fine. Now who will be leader?
Rocky: I nominate myself.
Chwiis: I support.
Heo: ^
Noah: ^
Derpy: What the fuck Noah?
Noah: Sorry guys, but majority rules this time.
Rocky's Confessional:Expect some changes now that a rockpublican is in charge. *takes off sunglasses he was wearing to hide from ugly people.
- they all get started building a new shelter*
Rocky:Tyler,Derpy you go get water, Chwiis catch fish, Noah/SC makes the rice, Heo do the plams plams.
Heo:I'd rather tend to the fire.
Rocky:I heard your's covers, you know nothing about fire.
Dianted's Confessional:Ever since rocky got in charge, this tribe has been a lot more organized. Hopfully it shows in the next challenge because we can't keep lossing.
- At the reward*
Lego's Confessional:I was so happy. There is all the food you could ever want here. Candy,Trail Mix, Tacos, Sour Cream, Soad, Potoas, and Fried Chicken. The only thing that could make this better if Maria wasn't here. Because I do not want that fake ass hoe to eat.
Maria:U need mouth to mouth
Izzy:No maria
Maria:but u die
Izzy:No i'm dead bc
Izzy:I just remembered a funny joke.
Maria's Confessional:Izzy die a lot OPPIES
Aqua:*looking at the potoas and they start to be seen as ruby as her quotes goes into her head.
Ruby:I will be famous.
Aqua:Yes ruby, worship Ruby.
Lego's Confessional:Aqua boy has went crazy. I am worried for him. The lack of food is not good for him.
Rj:*takes a bite out of the poato.
Aqua:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T EAT RUBY.
Solar:Relax, he only ate Paul.
Aqua's Confessional:Ruby was almost eaten today. Luckly he only ate the sucky ones, but I will protect Ruby at all costs.
Aqua:*sneak the poato in his pocket* I got you girl.
Ash:*goes take a bit of a taco and an Idol clue falls out.
Ash's Confessional:Oh my god, I found the clue to the idol. Like how lucky am I?
- everyone is to busy staring at Aqua to notices ash with the idol clue.
Ash's Confessional:It says the idol is back at camp. I need to get it after the reward.
Jeff:Let get today's immunity challenge.
- TDBB wins*
Lego's Confessional:This is our's first lost but its cool. Now we can all finally get ride of that bi**h Maria.
Rocky's Confessional:Look at that with my leadership we finally won a challenge. Things are looking up for us.
NuTDRPW before TC, Day 14
Solar: (confessional) We lost, and it is an horrible feeling after we were slaying the hoes on the other tribe. Now, I must do whatever it takes to save my wife .
Solar: (talking with on the woods) Don't worry goddessa, you will be safe, I will try my best.
Maria: Yes
Solar: That is why I love you <3
Maria: <3
Solar: This is the start of our relationship, we will be a POWER Couple!
Maria's Confessional:Solar protect me, g.oddess Desi <3
Maria: XD
RJ: (spying them on the woods) (confessional) Okay, this love is making me sick. I CAN'T STAND HER. I think she needs to go, and that is exactly what will happen.
(RJ and Spirit walk on the shore)
RJ: I want you to know, we will vote Maria.
Spirit: omg yas but how? She has so many lovers it's stupid.</
RJ: We can get Izzy and Aqua
Spirit: But Aqua loves her?
RJ: I can convince him, cause he hates Maria now that her gimmick got old, also, you and him are friends, didn't he gave you a friendship ring?
Spirit: Yes, with me as Farrah, and him as Rachel, and it plays the ***sy song when you open it.
RJ: But we need one more vote, Solar won't vote Maria, Milk and you hate eachother, Ash likes Maria, Maria isn't stupid to vote herself, that leaves Cabbage.
Spirit: It will be easy, Izzy will convince him. So, yay Maria is gone. (confessional) I was waiting for this to happen. Maria will go, and the camp life will be happier.
Spirit: (now with ) Well, what would you think into voting Maria?
Izzy: OMG DEAD
Spirit: What?
Izzy: We are literally forming an alliance.
Spirit: Yeah yeah, so, you're in?
Izzy: Of course! Being on the majority is awesome, we cam make so many moves!
Izzy: (now walking with Cabbage) Don't you think we should get rid of such a threat?
Cabbage: Like who?
Izzy: Maria, duh.
Cabbage: (confessional) Izzy says we must vote Maria, and I would like to, but, I think people will see him and I as a power pair, and I wanna stand up for myself. This is a line that reminds me of my life inspiration: Sierra Dawn Thomas.
Milk: (in a different scenario, with ash) So, let's resume, I don't know you, you don't know me, but, I think we are in the same plan.
Ash: Voting Spirit?
Milk: (nods) (confessional) I am more sick of Maria than anyone else, but the reason I am voting Spirit is because I can't stand that ass whining about me being a screenhogger. Or calling me hillbilly. Or calling me ExpiredMilkshake, though that was creative.
Ash: (still talking with Milk) If we keep Maria, she will be an ideal goat cause people are getting of her.
Milk: I can agree with that.
Ash: (confessional) The plan on voting Spirit might work. We also have Solar on board. All we need is secure one last vote. And that is Cabbage , and if that doesn't work I can always try to find that idol.
Izzy: (overhearing) sorry but we have majority, lol!
Solar: (confessional) Izzy acts like he is control already, but he should know this game turns upside down all the time.
Solar: (to Cabb) So, I just think our best shot it voting out Spirit.
Cabbage: Why?
Solar: Cause he is a threat, he could win people barely with his social skills, is just a goat that we can bring to the end. Think about it.
Cabbage: Ok, I will. (confessional) The pressure over me is huge, everyone wants me to vote with them, to make it 5-4, I am worried of the consequences for what I ultimately make.
Tribal Council, Night 14
Jeff: Ok, it is, time to vote, Solar, you're up.
Solar: (walks up to vote)
Aqua: (voting conf.; holding a parchement that says "Maria Luissa") No Strawberries Pies, this is Small Potato Rock area property.'
RJ: (starts to put a name on parchemnt, with the marker)
Izzy: (introducing vote in urn)
Maria: (sniffing parchemnt)
Spirit: (eye roll)
Milk: (voting conf. writing down "Spirit") Stop trying to be like Farrah, it's awkward now.
Spirit: (writing down Maria's name)
Ash: (introducing vote in urn quickly)
Cabbage: (stands up to vote and takes a deep breath, introduces vote in urn, and come back to his seat)
Jeff: I'll go to tally the votes. (comes back with urn). If anyone has an idol, it's the time to play it. (No one stands) Ok, once the votes are read, the person voted out will leave the tribal council inmediantly. I'll read the votes.
Jeff: First vote...*flips parchment* Maria .
Jeff: Spirit. One vote Spirit, one vote Maria.
Jeff: Maria. Two votes Maria.
Jeff: Spirit. Two votes Spirit.
Jeff: Maria. That's three votes Maria, two votes Spirit.
Jeff: Spirit. We are tied, three votes Spirit, three votes Maria.
Jeff: Maria. That's four votes Maria. Three votes Spirit.
Jeff: Spirit. We are tied again: 4 votes Spirit, 4 votes Maria. One vote left.
Jeff: Sixth person voted out of Survivor Mexico...
. .
Jeff: *flipping parchment* Spirit. Need to bring me your torch.
(Izzy is left with his mouth wide open, Aqua hugs Spirit before he takes his torch, and Cabbage can't look up for a while)
RJ: What the f**k Cabbage?
Jeff: Spirit. Tribe has spoken.
Spirit: *his torch is snuffed*
Episode Seven Liar Liar, Your's Torch Won't Be On Fire
Jeff:Last time on Survivor! Ash found a clue to an idol, SC fliped on Wendy and voted them out, but SC wasn't the only to flip, as at last tribal Cabbage turned on Sprit to keep in super goat Maria and left Izzy,RJ, and Aqua in the dark. 15 are left who will be voted off tonight
Rj's Confessional:Last night kind of pissed me off since I was left out of the loop. Luckily I still have my idol so if worst come to worst and can I just play this thing and whoever I want gone will leave.
Cabbage:Sorry if you guys are mad at me.
Izzy:I'm not.
blindsides are always fun.
Ash:gald you see it our way.
Izzy:Plus I will flip and become officaly WC now.
Cabbage's Confessional:I'm kind of happy my move didn't piss off to many people off. I still have Izzy leaving Aqua and Rj *close up on them* clear on the bottom. So if we did lose sorry but better you then me.
- Theme song*
- tdbb*
Noah:I miss using my thomas toys. :P
Chwiis:Shut up.
Noah:Dang, i just got #rekt.
Chwiis:Shut up.
Chwiis's Confessional:I swear he is worst then JRO.
Derpy:*notcing the fight*
Derpy's Confessional:I don't have my idol anymore so I am sort of in danger but there are cracks in this allaince of five and I will find them and break them.
Heo:*making beans* I wish I had spices just like how my mom used to make.
Rocky:Hey you should be feeling right at home. Much nicer since you crossed the broader huh?
Heo:.-. I am legal bruh.
Rocky:Sure, and I am RyAn.
Heo's Confessional:I'm not sure how much I agree with Rocky's leadership. I was a much better leader then him.
Derpy:*walks up to Heo* How would you feel about over throwing the leader?\
Heo:What do you mean?
Derpy:We vote him out, I already have Tyler we would only need one more vote.
Derpy's Confessional:I am at the bottom so I will push every button I need to to get out of it. Just keep planting the seeds and watch them grow, grow.
Heo:Didn't you try to over throw me?
Derpy:Yes but now I wanna overthrow Rocky.
Heo's Confessional:Derpy is just causing drama like any ham, the best thing to do would to tell Rocky about it.
Rocky:Really now?
Rocky's Confessional:He really should of know better then to mess with me. I pretty much have an amy of loyal minions. Sad he could of been one but I have no mercy for him
Rj:*making rice*
Ash:Hey you gotta admit at least with Solar gone we at least now have food for everyone to eat.
Rj:I guess you're right.
Maria:i love food almost as much as desi <3
Solar:Yes sweet angle.
Ash's Confessional:Rj is mad because sprit left, but like get over it. You can't be on the right side of the numbers each time. Anyways I have more important things to worry about, like finding that idol.
Maria:Samey in sleepwear.
Maria's Confessional:I miss dawny :(
Ash alone reading the clue:It is hiding underneath your camp.
Ash's Confessional:The best thing to do would to go all Kelley Wentworth with it and go find it when nobody is at camp, but there are seven other people here and that is going to be hard.
Aqua:*growing potatos* grow my kads.
Ash:Aqua why don't you get water for them will do.
Ash:Maria look the other way.
Maria:Smart idea.
Maria's Confessional:Doney has best plans.
Ash's Confessional:I got Maria, Aqua away, Izzy is to busy saying robbed to notice anything which leaves Rj, and Solar.
Solar:I am going to go hunt for crabs.
Ash:Rj you should join her.
Rj:Eh i do not really know.
Rj's Confessional:Ash has been acting really werid lately. I know what seraching for an idol looks like and I'm pretty sure he is doing the same thing.
Rj:I think I will stay right here.
Ash's Confessional:Rj is not moving, this is rough but then something amazing happened.
Rj:I have to go use the bathroom. *he leaves*
Ash:*goes digs underneath the camp and finds the idol*
Ash's Confessional:Yes, I have it! Now i just needs to cover my tracks and its all smoth sailing from here.
Challenge Area, Day 15
Jeff: Come on in, guys. I have news. Very important news.
Chwiis: We will live in a swamp?
Dianted: You will give us something that makes us feel moist?
Cabbage: My mom Brenda Lowe came in visit?
Aqua: omg family visit! I want my grandma GILLIAN LARSON to visit me! I miss her bedtime stories about elephant dong.
Milk: I miss fat Jenn.
Solar: Bitch stop stealing my line! Be original.
Maria: Never
Jeff: All of you stop. You all won't get family visits until later. The news is... you may now drops your buffs.
Solar: omg wtf @merge at 15
Derpy: ^
Jeff: This isn't merge, we are switching tribes again.
Izzy: Jeff, not no question your host years, but we are fifteen people, and there is only two tribes…wait omg, someone goes to Exile omg.
Jeff: No…
Jeff: We are going back to three tribes.
Derpy: what
Ash: help @twist
Solar: gone
Jeff: The WC tribe will come back in play, to compete against the new TDBB and TDRPW, comeback to the start.
Tyler: screams
Ash: yay <3
Maria: <3
Jeff: You all will smash an egg against your body, color it has will mark your new tribe…three…two…one…smash.
(Everyone smashes their egg)
Derpy: Y'all look disgusting.
Milk: You also look disgusting, even more then us so shut up.
Jeff: If you are blue, you go to WC; if you are green, go on the TDRPW mat, and if you got purple, step on the TDBB mat.
(Purple Mat)
Tyler: Yay, I'm back to TDBB.
Chwiis: step off boi
Tyler: screams (confessional:) I am…disgusted, Chwiis landed on my tribe, he disgusts me.
Maria: Pintura Morada
Cabbage: Stop speaking in Spanish. Leave that to me.
Rocky: one of mah bois is here yes!
Chwiis: yasssss
Cabbage: RIP me and Tyler's sanity.
Tyler: rip
Maria: XD
(Green Mat)
Aqua: I AM…DISGUSTED. Why I can't exit TDRPW even with three fucking switches? What the fuck?
RJ: ^ what the fuck, this place doesn't allows my Survivor fanfictions, btw, I made one more.
Milk: Don't think it's a pleassure to be stranded with you two.
Solar: Milk you cunt I have been searching you, you must pay me for copyright reserves. "I miss fat Jenn" is MY phrase, and no one else's.
Milk: I would pay you, but I don't live in Australia, sorry.
Solar: (eye roll) Sure Jan.
Noah: Can I have a word on our new tribe?
Aqua, RJ, Milk, Solar: (all at once, outloud) NO SHUT UP
Noah: r00d
(Blue Mat)
Dianted: Wow, the WC mat, it has been a long time…it makes me moist.
Ash: OMG same, I loved the other tribe, but I missed my home.
Derpy: Ok, this wiki needs my popularity, so, it can finally shine and be better than the other two boreholes.
Dianted: We get you are #TooPopular4Wikia, but we are talking.
Derpy: wtf listen to ME
Izzy: OMG (to Ash and Dianted) You guys and I can be majority now, I can flip on Derpy.
Heo: You know you are saying it outloud?
Izzy: You know I don't care? But guys omg this can be such a game changer.
Jeff: Ok, we have new tribes, go to your camps.
Dianted's Confessional:This swap couldn't have worked out more perfect for me, I have Ash from old WC, and Heo from the bois allaince plus I got Izzy who is willing to do anything for Wananaka Central. I am not going anywhere.
Izzy:DYING, Rodney Bowl 2 will be a thing soon.
Derpy:Um that is great Izzy.
Derpy's Confessional:This sucks I swaped from one bottom to a tribe to another. The other four seems really tight so I can do is try to win this challenge.
Milk's Confessional:I need more screentime so it is time to start a fight.
Milk:Thomas sucks.
Noah:I am sick of being harrsed here.
Milk:You earned it, Thomas for five yours olds, not eighth graders.
Noah:How dare you!
- Runs off crying*
Rj's Confessional:Noah is all alone on this tribe. It is pretty much Me/Aqua vs Solar/Milk. Noah all alone crying makes it the perfect time to make my move. He has sh** ranks but I can petend to be friends with him for his vote.
Rj:Noah Don't worry, you liking Thomas is not worst then Derpy liking My Little Pony.
Noah:Thanks Rj, I'm just sick of always being made fun for my love of Thomas,Neal, and Savage.
Noah's Confessional:I have been made fun of my entire life. The only thing I had to look forward where new thomas episodes. I came on survivor to try to get away from the builes but they followed me here. I won't give up. I dealed with it at school, and I can deal with it here.
RJ:Don't worry Noah I'm here for you. *They hug as Rj evil simrks.
Rj's Confessional:I think my plan is working. He is puddy in my hands.
Rocky:I think Marco Rubio should win.
Chwiis:Agreed, tho west winged people are so annoying.
Maria:YES, XD
Maria's Confessional:Marco hispanish like me XD.
- Challenge time*
Jeff:In first, TDRPW wins Chickens, in second TDBB gets eggs and in last WC is heading back to tribal!
Derpy's Confessional:This is the worst thing that I could of happened to me. There is a tight allaince of four and I am the clear outsider. I have no choice but to scramble. This is going to be rough.
Heo:So Derpy gotta go.
Ash:No issue with that.
SC:He had engoue time here.
SC's Confesional:Derpy was hard core scrambing on the old tribe and dug a deep hole for himself. I am in to much of a good thing to try to save him so its time for him to go. Derpy:Izzy, they are just using you. You would flip back to me.
Izzy:Why should I care?
Derpy:Danited, Izzy will flip on anyone.
Danited:Not really, he just fliped to WC since we are better then you.
Derpy:Heo ash is the leader.
Heo:No he isn't.
Derpy's Confessional:Nothing is working, but I have one more trick up my selve.
Derpy:Ash, Wendy told me that you two where close.
Ash:We where.
Derpy:Well you know Danited is the reason why Wendy left.
Ash's Confessional:I should of knew danited would of done this. I never been on his good side.
Derpy:We went up to the bois and got them to vote off Wendy.
Ash:I gotta go blow this up.
Ash's Confessional:Derpy is at the bottom so he could be lying but I kind of beileve him.
Ash:Danited did you vote off Wendy?
Danited: Oh no! I did not.
Ash:Heo is this true?
Heo:He did.
Ash:SO YOU LIED
Ash's Confessional:Not only did danited vote off Wendy but then he lied to me about it. I have zero reason to trust him going forward in this. liar liar, your's torch won't be on fire.
Danited:WHY DID YOU DO THAT HEO.
Heo:I didn't feel like lying.
Danited's Confessional:Heo's big mouth may have made me a target but it is time to turn the tabels on Ash.
Danited:Derpy vote off Ash.
Derpy:good idea.
Ash:Danited has got to go.
Derpy:I agree.
Derpy's Confessional:Well would you look at that, I went from the bottom to the top. Heo and Danited want Ash out, while Ash and Izzy want dainted. I'm the swing vote and I will be making the best move for my game, no matter what that might be.
Jeff:It is time to vote, Izzy you're upa
Izzy's voting Confessional:*holding up Danited, It sucks that WC couldn't hold it togther, I really wanted to work with you but you are to much of a loss cannon.
Ash:*walks up*
Heo:*sits down*
Danited:*wirtes Ash* See Ya felicia. Don't go angist the big boys if you can't handel it. Enjoy your pre jury vaction to Puta Land.
Derpy:*vote isn't shown*
Jeff:I will go tally the votes. if anyone has an hidden immunity idol and wanna play it, now is the time to do so.
- nobody stands*
Jeff:Okay, first vote
1 vote Dlyan
who is this for?
Jeff:Okay, 1 vote Ash, 1 Dianted
2 votes Ash, 1 Dianted
- '
Dianted, we are tried 2 votes Ash, 2 Dianted one vote left
Seventh person voted off
Dianted (#Blindside)
Dianted:The hell?
Jeff:It is time for you to go.
Dianted:*brings up torch
Dianted's Final words:Derpy made the wrong choice 100%, Good luck bois I will be rooting you guys to win, or Maria baby. I have no regrets other then not targeting Ash sooner.
Episode 8-A Million Reasons To Vote You Out
Jeff:Last time on Survivor, 21 contestants came out to try to prove that there's wiki was the best. Some people where playing hard right out of the gate such as RJ who founds an idol on day 1. After many swaps new allaince where froms *shows the bois* while other where broken *shows cabbage voting off Spirit* An unlikely trio of Ash,Izzy, and Derpy came together to blindside Danited leaving Heo on the bottom. 14 are left, who will be voted out tonight.
Heozaki's Confessional:That last tribal was crazy. I didn't expect danited to go. Derpy already took out two bois members.
Heo:What up fam?
Izzy:Just a good old survivor blindside.
Ash:It was nothing angist you.
Ash's Confessional:Now that Dianted is gone I can finally start playing my own game. I have the idol so I am not going home anytime soon.
Heo's confessional:I hope the merge is soon, I can't wait to met back up with the remaining bois and get out the rest of the hams
- Theme song*
Jeff:*Comes into WC camp late at night*
Derpy's Confessional:Jeff came here in the middle of the night and all that I can think is that this can't be good.
Jeff:Heo come here.
Heo:Okay jeff.
Jeff:We took a look at your paper work and it says that you where illegal and we must remove you from the game.
Jeff:Come with me Heo. *he walks out with heo.
Derpy's Confessional:Heo leaving is great for me because its means one less person to deal with and one step closer to my rightful million dallor check.
Maria's Confessional:Samey in sleepwear.
Maria:Hi Tyler
Tyler:Hello bubla.
Tyler's Confessional:I am like 100% sure that Maria is Bulba's sock is just make sense.
Maria's Confessional:Bubla do unabaning.
Cabbage:*returns with treemail*
Cabbage:It says to go to the challenge area.
Rocky:I wonder why.
Rj:*reading treemail* we gotta met up at the challenger area.
Noah's Confessional:I been so confused lately, I just wanna met back with my allaince I pray that it is a merge
Rj:*digs up his idol*
- Everybody goes out to challenge area but sees no Jeff
Challenge Area, Day 17
Noah: Wait, what. Where is Jeff?
Izzy: omg, a DYI challenge.
RJ: No, he is having an intercourse with Spencer.
Milk: Sex gimmick isn't your thing.
RJ: Shut up, hillbilly.
Derpy: Bitch, calling him hillbilly is my gimmivck.
Cabbage: Guys, there is a chest with a note over there. (reads the note) Congratulations, thanks to Heo's evacuation, you all have officially reached the merge.
(Everyone cheers)
Derpy: OMG I knew my popularity was going to take me to the merge.
Rocky: (confessional) It's good to make it to this merge phase, specially cause I was recruited.
Cabbage: (confessional) I thought my mistake of keeping Maria will haunt me, but I made it to the merge, and it's a new start. I feel like Sierra Dawn Thomas after eliminating Joaquin.
Solar: (confessional) Merge is awesome, but Milk has to go for stealing my phrases, he will pay, I'm cutting that bitch.
Izzy: OMG you guys! This is literally the Cambodia merge style. I call being Stephen!
Noah: I am Savage :P
Aqua: I am Kelley Wentworth.
Derpy: No bitch fight me
Aqua: Shut up Tasha and Spencer. Oopsee.
Maria' Confessional:Oppies
Derpy: No, Milk is Spencer.
Milk: shut up
Tyler: Yay, that leaves me as Kimmi.
Aqua: OH HELL NO, I WILL FIGHT YOU AS TIFFANY
Tyler: But you wanted Kelley, why I can't be Kimmi. :(
Aqua: I want both l0l
Chwiis: I am so lost, I just know I am Shrek.
Cabbage: Guys, let's just enjoy the feast, it says everyone has got an special meal.
Tyler: Let's see …*opens basket*… omg tuna. (Gets a tuna can with a face of Tina Wesson)
Aqua: Let's see what I got. *gets a chicken dressed up as a stripper* True
Rocky: Ok. (gets a rock) How am I supposed to eat this? But well, I'll do it for Heo.
Chwiis: (gets swamp water) My favorite.
Noah: (gets a train made of chocolate) o nice
Ash: (gets a sandwich) Ok, at least I got something normal.
Cabbage: (gets a covered item) I hope it's chocolate. (reveals a cabbage) Help.
Izzy: (gets Mountain Dew) OMG, I feel like Amber, this is soooooo good.
Solar: (gets a slice of pizza) What am I, Spirit? But yay @food
Maria: likes the pizza
Solar: Oh, we can totally share it baby <3
Maria: <3
RJ: (gets Clay nudes) This >>>>>>>> Food
Derpy: (gets a school meal) This reminds me of my popularity in school.
Milk: Sure Jan. And last, BUT NEVER LEAST, my meal. (gets a bottle, with a sticker that says "Expired Milkshake")
Tyler: screams
Ash: gone
Solar: help
Maria: XD
Merged Tribe Camp, Day 18
Milk: Ok, we need a tribe name guys. Any ideas?
Izzy: WawanaBBRPW
Derpy: Boss Assbitch
Noah: Sodor
Cabbage: Not now tbh
Tyler: Sokolowski, it means goddess in sorority language.
Chwiis: Swamp
Ash: Phuc Dat Bich
Solar: Puta
Maria: Samey in Sleepwear
Milk: Ok, all are terrible ideas. Get a brain check @all
Noah: You have any ideas?
Milk: I miss fat Jenn.
Solar: OMG STOP STEALING MY PHRASES I WILL SUE
Milk: Oops, but my idea >>> all yours
Solar: (eye roll)
Maria's Confessional:Dawny has good ideas
Derpy: Ok, we need someone who can speak Spanish. (Everyone looks at Cabbage)
Cabbage: Hi
Aqua: Cabbae make us a tribe name
Solar: And please a serious one. Not a joke one.
Ash: Since when you are so professional?
Solar: I have to be, cause I have power.
Cabbage: How about Xel-Ha? It means "place of running water" in Mayan.
RJ: No. Puta for merged tribe name.
Noah: ^ :p
Solar: NO. We need a kind of serious name, and that one sounds acceptable.
Cabbage: Well, I am glad to help.
RJ: wtf Solar when did you stopped to be cool?
Solar: RJ, when did you became so messy?
Maria: Lexi vive en Xel-Ha
Izzy: Maria shut up >:)
Solar: WTF stop harrasing my wife
Aqua: Maria. Callar zorra flores el burro casado. Did I insulted her?
Cabbage: You said "shut up hoe flowers the married donkey"
Aqua: HELP
Challenge Area, Day 19Edit
Jeff: Come on in, guys. (all 13 come in) Ok, you will know compete for… (revealing a necklace with admin stars all over it) …individual immunity.
Cabbage: That makes me moist.
Ash: Hot necklace
Milk: The thirst is real.
Noah: ^ :p
Maria's Confessional:Immunity sounds fun
Jeff: Calm your thirst. We will now start with our first immunity challenge, where you must balance on a triangle in the water for as long as you can, if you fall off, you are out of the challenge. Last one standing…wins immunity, guarantee a spot at the Final 12. We will draw spots, and we will get started.
(Everyone stands on their triangle.)
Jeff: This challenge is on. Eighteen days, and a recent feast will really affect how you perform.
Rocky: I will never eat rocks again. (breaks the triangle with weight and falls into the water)
Jeff: And the triangle can't hold Rocky any longer. Rocky is first one out of the challenge.
Maria: (slips and falls into the water) Oh no!
Jeff: Maria falls off.
Solar: Gotta be equal with my wife. (falls in)
Jeff: Solar falls off. We are down to ten. Ash, the last original WC still hanging on.
Ash: I have to hang on.
Noah: (falls off)
Jeff: Noah falls down, we're down to nine… (thunderstorm) …as rain starts to pour down.
Chwiis: (whispering to RJ) boi let's drop togheter
RJ: (whispers back) Alright, my feet are killing me.
(Chwiis jumps into the water, RJ almost does the same)
Jeff: Chwiis is in the water. We are down to eight, and RJ with a nice safe.
Chwiis: (confessional) What the hell is up with RJ? We had an agreement on dropping togheter, and he backed up, he is not a good jew.
RJ: (confessional) I don't regret tricking Chwiis to drop out, this is a game where you have to be sneaky, Kelley Wentworth was my inspiration to make it.
(Flashback of everyone still in)
Jeff: We have been for an half an hour already. And we have Aqua...RJ...Milk...Derpy...Cabbage...Tyler...Izzy...and Ash, all fighting for immunity.
(Rain pours down harder.)
Jeff: As the weather tries to make things difficult.
Izzy: Oopsee. (slips and falls in)
Jeff: Izzy falls into the water.
Cabbage: Oh shoot! (drops off the triangle)
Jeff: Followed right behind by Cabbage, and we are down to six.
Milk: (almost slipping)
Jeff: Milk with a nice safe.
Derpy: (from his triangle) Watch Milk being a compwhore hillbilly like JT.
Milk: Shut up
Jeff: Tension during an immunity challenge, something we don't see a lot.
RJ: (trips and falls into the water)
Jeff: RJ falls into the water, can't hang anymore.
Derpy: screams (falls in)
Jeff: Derpy's in. We are down to four: Aqua, Milk, Tyler, and Ash…
Tyler: (slips as Jeff talks) dammit
Jeff: ...Tyler's in! We are down to three, one original TDBB, one original WC, and one original TDRPW.
Aqua: I am disgusted of beint associated with that wiki. (steps off his triangle)
Jeff: Aqua got frustrated. Aqua is out, we are down to Milk vs Ash
Tyler: Good job you guys.
Jeff: We have been here over an hour, during rain and cold wind, whoever wins is earning it.
(Waves start to move both people's triangles)
(Ash drops out, and screams as he touches the water)
Jeff: Ash is out. (raising his arms) MILK wins individual immunity!
Solar: WTF ASH WAS ROBBED
Maria: Oh no!
Tyler: (clapping) Good job Milk and Ash.
Cabbage: Good work you two.
(Everyone is at the initial platform)
Jeff: (grabbing the necklace) Milk, come on over.
Milk: (walks to Jeff, and gets booed by Solar and Ash) OMG shut up you two.
Jeff: (puts on necklace around Milk's neck) Milk, safe at tonight's Tribal Council, guaranteed a one in twelve shots at a million dollars. Ok, head back to camp.
Ash: (confessional) Dammit. I was really close to beat Milk, I just think of what it could've been having that necklace around my neck, it would have been so great.
(Comercials) Julie Chen:BB18 won't be all stars lol
Xel-Ha before Tribal Council, Day 19
Solar's confessional:Milk winning immunity totally fucks me over since I got everyone to vote him off. Now everything will be a huge clusterf**k.
Derpy:ey good job milk.
Chwiis:Yeah Milk you did pretty good for a jew.
Milk's Confessional:I'm safe and its great, the thing is I have no idea where this vote will go other then the fact that it won't be me leaving.
- WC+izzy met up*
Ash:So what now?
Izzy:Shut up Maria.
Solar:Don't bully my life.
Derpy:YOUR WIFE!
Derpy's Confessional:Solar has been trying to steal Maria from me since we where never on the same tribe, but Maria is MINE
Solar:Maria loves me better.
Derpy:**ck off, she loves me better.
Solar:We let her chose.
Derpy:Maria which one of us do you love more?
Maria's Confessional:I miss stella.
- Meanwhile the bois met up
Rocky:We don't really have any choice we needs him for numbers.
Chwiis:Ugh fine, but don't get to hammy.
Noah:Ok :P
Rocky's Confessional:Things havn't been going well for the bois lately, but we should be able to do some sort of damange hopfully.
- The rest met up*
Milk:So who you guys thinking of voting off?
Tyler:Ash doesn't like Julia that much so maybe her.
Aqua:Julia hate is sinful.
Rj:Um Julia sucks.
Tyler:Shut up Rj.
Rj: #AgeOfAlecia
Aqua:Alecia is B-L-A-N-D
Rj:How dare you!
Aqua:How dare me, how dare you.
Rj's confessional:Alecia hate can't be torlated, Aqua has better go.
Aqua's Confessional:Rj just wished his survivor game away.
- They both walk away trying to get votes to get eachother out*
Rj:Milk, help me get rid of Aqua he is bipolar.
Milk's Confessional:Aqua bipolarness isn't sth we really need, plus Rj is kind of a goat so.
Aqua:Izzy we gotta blindside Rj.
Izzy:I love #blindsides so i will, btw do you have the screenshot?
Aqua:Um gtg bai.
Rj:Derpy, Aqua hates Alecia.
Derpy:lol, bye fellica.
Aqua:Ash,Solar Rj needs to go.
Solar:He is asian so I agree.
Rj:Yall aqua flips let get him out.
Rocky's Confessional:Aqua is sort of crazy I'm fine with him going.
Chwiis's Confessional:Plus he is a ham so.
Aqua:Cabbage, Rj says he hates Sierra.
Cabbage's Confessional he is died to me, I know have a million reasons to vote you out Rj.
Rj's Confessional:I got myself,Rocky,Chwiis,Noah,Derpy, and Milk voting Aqua.
Aqua's Confessional:I have me,Izzy,Tyler,Ash,Solar, and Cabbage voting Rj.
Rj's Confessional:Thats
Aqua's Confessional:leaves.
- Spilt screen of both saying it:MARIA
Maria's Confessional:Samey <3
Aqua's Confessional:This sucks I hate Maria but I got to petend to be nice to her to get her to vote out Rj.
Maria:Samey in sleepwear.
Aqua:Yes lol, Maria you are so funny.
Rj:Maria you are even more of a g.oddess then Besty.
Maria's Confessional:I swing vote, yay
Aqua:Maria i love your's hair.
Rj:I love your spanish
Maria's Confessional:I do vote out.
Aqua:Maria you are my fav user.
Rj:He is lying.
Maria's Confessional:Samey never wins.
Aqua:Maria vote rj.
Rj:Maria votes Aqua.
Maria's Confessional:I am the ped, I chose who goes homes.
Derpy:did you get here?
Rj:I don't know.
RJ's Confessional:I would hate to use my idol so early, but I have no idea which way Maria is voting so I might have to.
Ash:Aqua is she voting Rj with us?
Aqua:Um she should.
Aqua's Confessional:I'm not really sure which way Maria will vote but then I have the perfect idea.
Aqua:Okay Rj, why don't we just vote out Maria.
Rj:That could work.
Rj's Confessional:Leting Maria chose is really risky, I love Maria but I'm not sure if I can take that chance. Do I stick with Aqua or switch the vote to Maria? I'm not sure
Xel-Ha Tribal Council, Night 19
Jeff: Alright, the first merge tribal council. Milk, what does it feels to have immunity?
Milk: Having immunity feels like an adminship, because you have power to do anything you want.
Solar: (rolls eyes a la Ciera) Jeff: And Solar, you're rolling your eyes.
Solar: Is because Milk steals my phrases, "I miss fat Jenn" is from my property, and just because he has immunity, he doesn't has the power to steal it.
Milk: Excuse me, but right now I do. So l0l!
Solar: omg you cunt. You just wait.
Jeff: Maria, what is your take on this tension, specially right before going to a vote?
Maria: Oh no!
Jeff: (rolls eyes) Derpy, same question.
Derpy: Well, those two have been fighting, but the real tension is with Aqua and Maria.
Aqua: (makes an annoyed face)
Jeff: Between Aqua and Maria?
Derpy: Well, he suddenly grew tired of her gimmick. But well, I am still #TeamMaria
Aqua: Thanks you cunt.
Derpy: Always a pleasure. :)
Jeff: RJ, any comment on this drama?
RJ: Well, people were going around telling I hated their favorites, as an excuse to vote me out, so yeah, I have a lot of comments.
Jeff: Cabbage, is this true?
Cabbage: I can confirm he does hate Brenda Lowe, and she is my mom, so, part of it is truth.
RJ: I only hate Caramoan Brenda.
Cabbage: Well, OK, that makes things better.
RJ: Cabb, you know they all lie…
Noah: …cheat and steal. :p
RJ: Shut up.
Noah: r00d
RJ: In resume, I know someone was trying to frame me, and that was Aqua.
Aqua: WTF? I literally had NOTHING to do with this?
RJ: You have to do with this, so, don't try to come out clean.
Aqua: I don't lmao? Only thing I have to do with is the hate for TDRPW.
Chwiis: :o
Rocky: :o wtf boi
Tyler: If I hear boi again, I will scream.
Jeff: Izzy, what do you have to say at all this?
Izzy: I am thinking of who to vote, out of all this people on the chopping block.
Jeff: Who are they?
Izzy: Aqua…Solar...Derpy…Maria…
Jeff: So, you don't consider yourself in danger?
Izzy: Of course I do, but I am less outspoken.
Jeff: Milk, any final thoughts?
Milk: I won't give up immunity, but… (rainbowfrog)
Tyler: (rainbowfrog)
Ash: (rainbowfrog)
Solar: (rainbowfrog)
Noah: (rainbowfrog)
Derpy: (rainbowfrog)
Maria: (rainbowfrog)
RJ: (rainbowfrog)
Cabbage: (rainbowfrog)
Izzy: (rainbowfrog)
Jeff: With that, it is time to vote, Ash, you're up.
Ash: (stands up from his seat)
Ash: (now on voting area, with a parchment that says "Are Jay") You are a mess, you have to go.
Solar: (introducing vote in urn)
Chwiis: (is shown to be walking up to vote)
Tyler: (holding a parchment that reads "Rocky") This won't be majority, but I stand up to what I think, and what I think is that you disgust me.
Milk: (walking to voting area)
Derpy: (writing down a name in the parchment)
RJ: (holding a parchment that reads "Maria Luisa") You are capable of winning joke votes if you are in the end of the game, everyone should realize how dangerous you can possibly be.
Maria: (writing down Samey, but a producer walks in, and changes her vote) Aqua the Evil Twin
Aqua: (inmediantly after is shown grabbing marker)
Noah: (standing up to vote, as RJ flips off on him)
Rocky: (holding up "Aqua") Big mistake, you just not call your hated places that openly.
Izzy: (introducing vote in urn)
Cabbage: (walks up to voting area, and grabs the marker, and later comes back to sit down)
Jeff: I'll go to tally the votes.
Aqua: (rubs hands on face)
Maria: (hugs a Samey puppet)
Milk: (is shown still wearing the necklace)
Jeff: (coming back with urn) If anybody has an idol, and you want to use, now it would be the time to do so. (nobody stands up) Ok, once the votes are read, the decision is final, the person voted out will be asked to leave the Tribal Council area inmediantly. I'll read the votes.
Jeff: First vote…*flips parchment* Aqua
Jeff: Maria.
Jeff: Rocky
Jeff: RJ. One vote Aqua, one vote Maria, one vote Rocky, one vote RJ.
Jeff: RJ. Two votes RJ.
Jeff: Aqua. Two votes Aqua.
Jeff: Maria, Two votes Maria.
Jeff: Aqua. That's three votes Aqua, two votes Maria, two votes RJ, one vote Rocky.
Jeff: Maria. That's three votes Maria.
Jeff: Maria. Four votes Maria, three votes Aqua.
Jeff: Maria. Five votes Maria, three votes Aqua, two votes RJ, one vote Rocky.
Jeff: Eighth person voted out and the first member of our jury...
Jeff: (flips parchment) Maria, that's six and enough. Need to bring me your torch.
Solar: (stands up to kiss and hug Maria) I'm so sorry babe.
Maria: Yes
Derpy: (also hugs Maria) Sorry bae. This is unbelievable. ;(
Maria: ;( *grabbing torch*
RJ: (smiling)
Tyler: (long breathing)
Jeff: (as Maria places her torch) Maria, the tribe has spoken.
Maria: rip (her torch is snuffed)
Jeff: Time for you to go.
Maria: Yes. (walks away from tribal council)
Jeff: Unexpected, but you did it. You can head back to camp.
Final Words
Maria: Manchineel, known as manzanilla de la muerte in Spanish, meaning "little apple of death", are among the fruits that grow on Pahkitew Island. Like its namesake, the manchineel is a poisonous fruit that is hazardous to whoever eats it during I Love You, Grease Pig!. Even touching it gives Samey a rash on her hand, along with an unbearable itchiness. In Twinning Isn't Everything, in order to get back at her twin sister for tormenting her for years, Samey tricks her into eating the fruit. This causes Amy's face to swell and her throat to become inflamed during the eliminaation ceremony. As she isn't able to speak, Samey takes on Amy's mannerisms and says "Samey" is just begging for attention, resulting in Amy being eliminated in Samey's stead
Episode 9 The Least Jewish
Jeff:Last time on Survivor. Heo was deported causing the bois to lose yet an other number, leaving only 3. The contestants merged and Solar was out for Milk's blood. But when he won immunity everything changed. Aqua and Rj had a battle over favirotes lines where quickly dawn in the sand leaving Maria in the middle. But it wasn't as black and white as Aqua hated Maria more then Alecia as the two sides came together blindsiding Maria, leaving Derpy,Ash,Rocky, and Solar in the dark. 12 are left. Who will voted off tonight?
Ash's Confessional:I'm fu**ing pissed right now. Maria left like what the hell are these people thinking? At least she should be an actomaitc vote for me on the jury. I hope.
Izzy:I'm so happy she left I really hated her.
Chwiis:That was the least jewish blindside in a while.
Chwiis's Confessional:Finally a boi doesn't go home.
Derpy:While I'm not happy at all.
Rj's Confessional:I am going need to do some damage control.
Rj:I couldn't risk it. It could of been me going home.
Derpy:I had maria, she was never voting you.
Rj:I didn't know.
Derpy:While our allaince just lost a member.
Derpy's Confessional:I thought as Alecia fans we had a really strong unbreakable bond. I was wrong. He lied to me and took out the love of my life. I really thought I could trust him. I will never have 100% trust in him again.
- Theme song*
Cabbage:I am going to go fishing.
Tyler:I will join.
Milk:Oh how nice the bland people are going fishing.
Tyler:I AM NOT BLAND.
Solar:Oh honey don't lie.
Tyler:How am I lying?
Milk:About having a personaity
Tyler:All people have personaitys, its in human nature.
Milk:Doesn't change the fact that you're borning.
Cabbage:Come on lets just go.
Cabbage's Confessional:Milk has been sort of illrevelent since he won that immunity so he starting fights with Tyler.
- they take the boat out*
Tyler:Am I really bland?
Cabbage:Yes but it is better to be bland then an actual bad person.
Tyler:You're right!
Cabbage:Now lets fish so everyone can gain more weight and be more fat
Reward Challenge, Day 20
Jeff: Come on in, guys. (all twelve arrive)
Tyler: Hi
Jeff: Ready to get to the reward challenge?
All: Yes.
Jeff: Ok, on my go, you will go throught a series of hurdles, and retrieve bags of puzzle pieces, first four to do so will move into the final round, where you will use those pieces to solve a torch shaped puzzle, first to do it, wins reward. Wanna know what you are playing for?
Aqua: Isn't the answer ovbious?
Jeff: Winner of this will be taken to a Mayan temple, in Uxmal, Yucatan, with a feast of Taco Bell, and Maria free.
Izzy: omg I want it @Maria free
Cabbage: Taco Bell sounds racist.
Jeff: We will draw spots and start. (everyone is ready) Ok, for reward, survivors ready….go!
Everyone: (runs)
Jeff: Everyone running. Looking to get all three bags…(people start to fall)…but they are already struggling.
Milk: (gets past first hurdle)
Derpy: (crawls over hurdle)
Solar: (passing hurdle)
Jeff: Derpy, Solar, and Milk get to the first bag of puzzle pieces.
Derpy: (passes the second hurdle)
Jeff: Derpy on the second bag of puzzle pieces; as Tyler, Ash…and Izzy make it past the first hurdle and get their first bag.
Milk: (gets past second hurdle and gets second bag)
Jeff: Milk has the second bag…suddenly Aqua and Cabbage are back in this. Rocky and Chwiis, no progress at all.
Solar: (passes second hurdle)
Derpy: (passes third obstacle)
Jeff: Derpy moves on! We're looking for three more.
Milk: (crawls over)
Jeff: Milk moves on! Solar is at the last hurdle, while Ash, Tyler, Izzy, Cabbage and Aqua try to untie that second bag.
Solar: Done.
Jeff: Solar moves on, one more spot!
(Aqua and Tyler get their bags at same time.)
Jeff: Aqua and Tyler now looking for that third and final bags.
Izzy: Dammit.
Jeff: Suddenly, Cabbage is back in this, Izzy is struggling on that nods.
Aqua: (gets over third hurdle)
Tyler: (does it at the same time)
Jeff: It is Aqua versus Tyler looking for the final spot.
Aqua: (unties)
Jeff: Aqua moves on. Tyler, seconds away.
(Puzzle scenes happen, in resume: Aqua and Derpy go neck and neck, Solar blews up a huge early lead, Milk fell out of any progress.)
Jeff: And with that…Aqua wins reward!
Aqua: Hot
Izzy: Good try everyone.
Jeff: Aqua, come on over. (Aqua walks next to Jeff.) Really nice work. You will be taken to a Mayan temple, but it can be a better afternoon with some company, pick three people to join you in reward.
Aqua: Ok..hmm…Tyler
Tyler: OMG thanks Aqua
Aqua: Next is…RJ
RJ: Really?
Aqua: Yes.
Aqua: Wow, this is hard but…I pick Cabbage.
Cabbage: You're serious?
Aqua: Yes.
Cabbage: I have no words. Thanks. (joins them)
Jeff: Aqua, RJ, Tyler, Cabbage, congrats on reward, you will have an interesting afternoon. The rest, got nothing for you, grab your stuff, head back to camp.
Aqua: (confessional) My picks were half friendship, half strategy, it is mostly so they can see the game won't affect me.
- Back at camp*
Ash:What are they doing over there?
Solar:The bois are doing there daily fapping session.
Solar's Confessional:Rocky's lauray item was a playboy so everyday the bois go out in the woods to fap. I personally get off to Blake's inbox but that is just me.
Derpy:THAT IS DISGUSTING.
Derpy's confessional:You think people could go 39 days without going to jerk off. This is on TV, out in the wild. It one of the grossest things I can possibly think of.
Milk:So you dislike them now?
Milk:Good, cuz I am filping.
Milk's Confessional:TDRPW doesn't make me wanna kill myself as much as some other people here, plus they are easier to beat.
Milk:Listen here i'm joining the bois.
Chwiis:You're less annoying then Noah so sure.
Milk's Confessional:Things are fitting perfectly, i can pick more fights and others in my allaince will still be targeted before me. There are cracks here to since Chwiis/Rocky hate Noah. Its the best for my game.
Chwiis's Confessional:Milk isn't a ham. He is offically a boi now.
- Reward*
Rj's Confessional:I nearly got Aqua out yesterday I am kind of finding it strange, how he invented me to this reward.
MiguelDelTaco:I will be the tour guild for you today as he walk though the temple.
Tyler:Isn't this where Maria lives?
Tyler:Woah, I had no idea Bubla was mexican.
- Pretty nature shots of the temple as they walk thought until they all sit down to eat*
Aqua:Okay so, I chose you three today because I feel like we can be an unstopable foursome.
Rj:I agree.
Cabbage:We just need to be a strong 4, a strong 4 and we are good to the end game.
Tyler's Confessional:So Aqua makes us all an final 4 deal and i agree.
Aqua:So we are all good?
Aqua's Confessional:My plan worked, so time for an allaince name.
Rj:The SneakeySneakys named after Kelley Wentworth.
Tyler:I would much rather have our name be after Kimmi.
Aqua:How about the KappenWorths.
Cabbage:Love it.
Rj's Confessional:So our new allaince is the Kappenworths. Its perfect for us.
Aqua:Let talk about who to target.
Tyler:I been voting Rocky everytime so lets go with him.
Aqua:All agreed?
Rj:Why not.
Tyler's Confessional:Now i won't be alone voting for Rocky anymore.
- Back at camp*
Ash:Solar we are the last two WC left.
Solar:Yeah, luckally everyone heres hate pogoning so there should be voting blocs.
Ash:Oh good.
Ash's Confessional:I been a nevous lately reading the numbers, but everyone likes a good underdog story, I don't feel like I'm a target and I still got my idol incase anything goes wrong.
Solar:Now skull fuck me daddy.
Ash:I'm good *He walks away*
Rocky:So welcome to the bois Milk.
Rocky's Confessional:I thinks its great that the bois are growing and people don't find me to be a sexist just because I am a St8 white male.
Chwiis:So glad you are here so we don't have to hear that SJW crap.
Milk:Oh I hate SJW.
Chwiis:Left winged people are so annoying.
Chwiis's Confessional:Its great to have someone like Milk to talk to instead of just Rocky.
Noah:*Playing with thomas toys as they are talking* lalalalalalalala Survivor.
Chwiis:Shut up.
Noah:No :P
Chwiis's Confessional:God Noah is so annoying. Right now we need him but its a stuggle. He is 10 times worst then Rj. Rgay of all people. Sometimes I wish to join my brother listening to him.
Milk:I cring everytime Noah speaks.
Chwiis:I cut my self.
Noah:I can hear you. :P
Chwiis:Shut up.
Noah:Honestly I don't care.
Chwiis:They quit speaking.
Noah:Okay. :P *goes back to thomas toys.
Milk's Confessional:Noah is by far the most cringworthy person I ever met in my life, and I know people who makes shit memes on facebook for living.
Chwiis's Confessional:But hey, could be worst. At least his's thomas toys keep him busy. but then again, a 14 year old who plays with thomas toys. It just like this isn't a kindergraden camp, the only place I'd expect Thomas toys to be at.
Immunity Challenge, Day 22
Jeff: Come on in, guys! (all twelve arrive) Ok, ready to get too today's immunity challenge?
All: Yes
Jeff: First things first, Milk, give nack the necklace.
Milk: Wait a minute. (kicks RJ) K, done.
RJ: Rude ass hoe
Jeff: Once again, immunity back up for grabs. For today's challenge, you will balance on a wooden perch, while raising your arm, that will be attatched to a bucket of water, if you barely move, or if you fall off, you will be out. Last user standing…wins immunity, safe at Tribal Council. Losers, someone will be voted out and be sent to the jury, where Maria awaits to say non sense things. Ok, we will draw spots and get started.
(Everyone is in position.)
Jeff: This challenge is on.
(Wooden breaking is heard.)
Milk: wtf is that sound
Ash: Probs a tree.
Aqua: Or someone is breaking the perch with their fatness.
Cabbage: I would say it is Fiz, but he didn't came, cause he failed the test for eating too much Lays.
Solar: Screams @Cab shading
Milk: Seriously, what is that sound?
(Rocky breaks his wooden perch, and the water falls on him.)
Tyler: screams
Ash: Me
Solar: Same
Jeff: Rocky breaks something with his fatness AGAIN, amd he is first out of a challenge AGAIN. But anyways, I have the first item, if anyone wants to drop out, you can get…a look at Survivor nudes on Tumblr.
RJ: (inmediantly drops out)
Jeff: Knew it. RJ drops out. We are down to ten. You can enjoy until challenge ends.
RJ: My fantasies will be complete.
Jeff: (comes back with another item) Alright, it has been thirty minutes, and let's see if someone wants to go for this…(reveals)…McDonalds burgers.
Derpy: OMG you are making this hard.
Tyler: I am thinking on dropping out.
Noah: Me too.
Milk: Drop so I can win :)
Noah: Never :p
Aqua: That should be illegal. @ :p
Noah: No, it shouldn't.
Tyler: I truly think I will take it.
Jeff: Drop out then.
Tyler: (drops out)
Jeff: Three McDonalds, all for you. And we are down to nine.
Aqua: Solar, we need Fiz, that way we could have the Xx clique here, all togheter.
Solar: True, but he was like, the inferior Xx.
Aqua: No, that is you, Fiz is middle Xx, and I am superior Xx.
Solar: No, false. I am superior Xx.
(Suddenly, Noah falls from the perch.)
Noah: Dammit.
Jeff: Out of nowhere, Noah drops out, we are down to eight.
Solar: As I was saying, I am the true leader of the Xx's, I went with the idea.
Aqua: (pointing at him) Don't you dare to fuck with me!
Solar: The arm…l0l
Cabbage: Gone @Aqua
Ash: Help
Derpy: rip!
Aqua: screams (gets covered on water)
Jeff: And Aqua falls off, we are down to seven, as I prepare the next item. (shows it.) Chocolate desserts, and vodka.
Cabbage: I think I wanna take it.
Izzy: Screams @Cab
Derpy: Since when do you drink vodka?
Cabbage: I don't, I'd rather save it for someone that gets exhausted.
Jeff: Drop out if you want.
Cabbage: (drops out) Cute @desserts
Jeff: Someone has guaranteed vodka, unless Cabbage decides to give it up for me.
Cabbage: No sir.
Jeff: Ok. We are down to six: Solar, Ash, Milk, Derpy, Izzy and Chwi…
Chwiis: (suddenly falls off) Dang
Aqua: What a flop.
Solar: Look who is saying it!
Noah: o snap
Jeff: Agree with Aqua, and we are down to five, the last two original WC, against three of the original TDBB.
Milk: I must argue with someone…RJ you're a hoe.
RJ: You interrpted my fantasies with Clay.
Milk: I don't care.
Jeff: I have another item, let's see if someone wants to drip for it. (reveals) We have the leftover tacos from reward.
Milk: Seems fair enough. (Drops out)
Derpy: Guys, please, let me get this one.
Solar: No Donnie
Ash: ^
Izzy: Guys, mind if I drop on next one?
Derpy: Izzy please don't leave me alone.
Izzy: My feet are killing me.
Jeff: Next item is cake.
Izzy: Take it. (drops out)
Ash: Actually, can I share with him?
Jeff: No sharing unless you drop out.
Ash: (drops out) Ok, now let's share.
Jeff: Now we are down to two, Solar and Derpy, have been here one hour and a half here, both must be exhausted.
Solar: (starts to lose balance)
Derpy: (wobbles) Please, I need this.
(Solar falls off.)
Jeff: Solar is out, Derpy wins immunity!
Derpy: (walks off the perch) Slay. I suddenly feel like a mental giant.
Cabbage: Good try Solar. (gives him the vodka glass)
Solar: At least it's something.
(End of challenge)
Jeff: Derpy, come on over.
(Some people clap, but others boo Derpy)
Derpy: Shut up hoes, don't get JEALOUS.
Jeff: (puts necklace around his neck) Derpy, safe at tonight's tribal council. As for the rest of you, one of you will become the second juror, grab your stuffm see you at tribal.
Cabbage: (confessional) Playing the nice guy card is the best thing I can do. It's my way to show them I can be a nice person to them, no matter how messy people can be.
- Back at camp*
Derpy's confessional:I won that challenge because i am a mental giant, and now its time to be a master manipulator.
Aqua:*growing potatos* Rock potatos rock.
Tyler's Confessional:I think what Aqua doing for these potatos is great. I'm so proud of him. Its great. I love it, I'm so happy we have an allaince.
Rj:So same plan?
Aqua:Same plan.
Aqua's Confessional:Sorry rocky, we started on the same tribe, but you should have treated the "hams" better.
Izzy:pogong the bois.
Ash:It would be dumb.
Ash's Confessional:Izzy really wants the bois gone, but I think thats dumb because they all suck at challenges so we can get them out at anytime before they reach the end, and even if they reach the end WHO CARES!!!!!!!! They are goats, the're not beating anyone. Maria already left, now is the time we go after a big threat.
Izzy:How is it dumb?
Ash:We need to think about it strategically, it isn't the best move.
Izzy:UGH fine, what is the best move?
Solar:We need to go after a big threat.
Ash:Like Tyler?
Solar:No, he is to bland to win, but Cabbage is likeable engoue to beat us.
Solar's Confessional:We are doing Cabbage tonight, he is likeable, and is from Mexico so he already has an unfair advantage as it is.
Noah:So the vote? :P
Milk:I think Izzy is annoying.
Milk's Confessional:Izzy had been randomally after me since day 1, so its pay back time.
Rocky:True but Solar, is a treath everyone likes him.
Chwiis's Confesional:I don't really care which ham goes, but Rocky really wanna do Solar so might as all.
Milk:Solar can be a jackass at times, so yeah lets do him.
Rocky's Confessional:Solar is the vote tonight, he hates me for no reason and I'm sick of being judged for being a majority. It isn't my fault i'm a white hetrosexual male.
- Derpy relaxing*
Derpy:Look at all the little groups walk off.
Derpy's Confessional:The vote is going on of three ways, the bois are doing one thing, WC doing one and Kappenworths doing an other.
Aqua:Derpy vote Rocky.
Solar:Derpy vote Cabbage.
Milk:Derpy vote Solar.
Derpy's Confessional:This leaves me in the middle.
Derpy:*walking alone.
Derpy's Confessional:I can ethire kill Solar's and Rocky's games or I can make it a 4-4-4 tie and go to rocks again,, it is a big choice and right now all I'm thinking is what would a mental giant do?
Cabbage:We good?
Derpy's Confessional:I'm not sure what i'm gonna do yet but its gonna be fun.
Tribal Council, Day 22
Jeff: Now bringing in the first member of our jury, Maria, voted out at the last tribal council.
Maria: (walks in, wearing a cheerleader outfit, as people roll eyes) Yes.
Jeff: Ok, let's start this. Derpy, it must be great to be inmune from the vote, right?
Derpy: Duh, it ovbiously feels great, I am safe now, and I won't scramble like the others.
Jeff: Solar, he is saying everyone is scrambling, is that truth?
Solar: Not at all, but there is actually…groups.
Jeff: What do you mean by groups?
Solar: Just, groups. People that bond and strategize and that shit.
Jeff: Izzy, do you think you are involved in this "gruops", as Solar calls it?
Izzy: Oh, I don't think so, I am all by myself, because both sides have their own temptations.
RJ: (rolls eyes) Just say you are flipping.
Jeff: Wow, RJ just threw it all outloud.
RJ: Yeah, I can sense it, Izzy loves villains, just because they flip, and I'm sure he is capable of that.
Jeff: Izzy, what do you have to say?
Izzy: Well, he is right on my love of villains, but oh well, let him talk.
Jeff: Tyler, you are a Survivor fan, you have it in the username, do you think these so called groups, are just another way to say alliances?
RJ: He used to be called TylerWEBKINZFan.
Tyler: OMG shut up, let me answer my question. Anyways, I don't think there is alliances, pretty much everyone has a meltdown out of sudden, so, it's not the best social enviroment.
Jeff: But what is Webkinz?
Tyler: Hard to explain.
Jeff: Rocky, can you tell who are in this groups?
Rocky: Me and my boi Chwiis make up one, and we have a pair of hams with us: Noah and Milk.
Milk: I am not a ham. :/
Noah: Neither I am, we are friends.
Rocky: Yeah, whatever.
Jeff: Noah, i don't get that language, but he just used a despective word on you, what do you have to say on that?
Noah: Well, I think that is how they socialize, but OK, I can deal with it.
Jeff: Aqua, where do you stand in all this?
Aqua: I stand with the people I like in this place, that do trust me.
Jeff: Who are them?
Aqua: (pointing at each of them) Tyler, Izzy, RJ, Cabbage.
Jeff: You feel confident, going into tonight's vote?
Aqua: Never. You can't feel confident, but you can hope a miracle happens.
Ash: The miracle that we, the WC's, need.
Solar: ^
Jeff: Ash, what do you understand by a miracle in this game?
Ash: Just that we stay, cause me and Solar have seen all WC's going, even Maria that is now on jury.
Solar: Guys, vote the TDRPW, they are fattier than us.
Chwiis: wtf Solar, you used to love the wiki.
Solar: I never did that thing lmao???
Rocky: (whispering to Noah) Vote the other target.
Noah: (nods)
Ash: (whispering) Let's do Plan B. We have to.
RJ: me @ strategizing at TC
Jeff: Cabbage, any thoughts on what may happen?
Cabbage: It will be a mess. Like we all expect.
Chwiis: Shut up you ham, you just try to hide the fact that you hate mah group, suckup bitch.
Aqua: Someone asked you to talk? Nope, not shut up.
Jeff: yikes.
Tyler: yikes
Milk: yikes
Cabbage: yikes
Derpy: yikes
Jeff: Ok, with that, let's start what could be another CRAZY result, it is, time to vote, Ash, you're up.
Ash: (stands up to vote)
Tyler: (walks on the path to voting area)
Noah: (introduces vote in urn)
Izzy: (voting confessional, but parchment is not shown) I respect your social game, but as I respect it, I fear of it.
Chwiis: (writing down an "S")
Solar: (writing down a "C")
Cabbage: (introduces vote in urn)
Derpy: (walks up to vote, and winks to Maria, who sits at the jurors area)
Milk: (grabbing marker, and later makes a voting confessional, holding a parchment that reads Solar) I ain't paying copyright, you can shut up now.
Rocky: (arrives to voting area)
Aqua: (grabs marker, and starts to write, it is not shown what he is writing down)
RJ: (is shown writing down a name, later comes back and sits down)
Jeff: I'll go to tally the votes. (comes back with urn.) If anybody has an idol, now it would be the time to play it. (No one stands.) Ok, once the votes are read the decision is final, the person voted out will be asked to leave the tribal council area inmediantly. I'll read the votes.
Jeff: First vote…*flips parchment*…Solar.
Jeff: Rocky.
Jeff: Solar. Two votes Solar.
Jeff: Rocky. We are tied, two votes Rocky, two votes Solar.
Jeff: Solar. Three votes Solar.
Jeff: Rocky. Three votes Rocky.
Jeff: Rocky. That's four votes Rocky, three votes Solar.
Jeff: Solar. Tied again.
Jeff: Cabbage. Four votes Rocky, four votes Solar, one vote Cabbage.
Jeff: Cabbage. Two votes Cabbage.
Jeff: Cabbage. That's three votes Cabbage, four votes Solar, four votes Rocky, one vote left.
Jeff: *flipping final parchment* Cabbage. We have a three-way tie.
Solar: Oh my god.
Cabbage: screams
Rocky: wtf hams
Jeff: Ok, this is how it will work. Cabbage, Solar, Rocky, you will not vote. Everyone else, you can only vote for Cabbage, Solar or Rocky. Time to vote…Izzy, come grab the urn.
Izzy: (walks up to get the urn)
Solar: (rolls eyes)
Chwiis: (puts vote in the urn)
Noah: (writes in parchment)
Derpy: (stands up from his seat)
Tyler: (writes down "Rocky" in the parchment)
RJ: (flips off on Maria, as he walks to vote)
Ash: (introduces vote in the urn)
Milk: (folds parchment)
Aqua: (takes a deep breath, and comes back to his seat)
Jeff: I'll go to tally the votes. (comes back with urn) I'll read the votes.
Jeff: First vote…(flips parchment)...Solar.
Jeff: Rocky.
Jeff: Cabbage.
Jeff: Solar. Two votes Solar.
Jeff: Rocky. Two votes Rocky.
Jeff: Cabbage. We are tied: two votes Solar, two votes Rocky, two votes Cabbage.
Jeff: Cabbage. That's three votes Cabbage.
Jeff: Solar, three vote Solar, three votes Cabbage, two votes Rocky, one vote left.
Jeff: *flipping final parchment* Rocky. We are deadlocked.
Milk: wtf
Tyler: screams
Aqua: Help @Rocks twice
Solar: sobbing
Derpy: Tears are legit
Tyler: omg tuna
Jeff: I kind of expected this. For the first time in Survivor history, there is a second rock draw, in a single season. This is how tthe draw will work. Solar, Rocky, Cabbage, you three are now inmune. Derpy is inmune as well for holding immunity. Everyone else will be drawing rocks.
Aqua: Guys I am sobbing rn
RJ: I won't let a rock decide my fate.
Ash: Neither me, I came into this game to be organized and smart.
Solar: Stop trying to build winner edits, it won't work.
Tyler: ^
Aqua: ^
Derpy: ^
Milk: ^
Jeff: Pick a rock, remember, yellow means you are safe, getting a purple rock is the same as being voted out. Ok, everyone put up your palm...
Jeff: (doing it as well) ...and reveal.
(Everybody reveals, as everyone turns to watch the one with the purple rock.)
Jeff: Noah has drawn the purple rock, you're the ninth person voted out, and the second jury member. Bring me your torch.
Rocky: Sorry ham
Noah: (standing up) It's ok, whatever.
Aqua: Sorry bae
Noah: Don't worry.
Solar: (rubs hands in face)
Izzy: (looks to the ground)
Noah: (places torch down)
Jeff: Noah, the tribe has spoken. (snuffs his torch) Time for you to go.
Noah: Thanks Jeff. (walks away from Tribal Council.)
Jeff: Experts of the game have gave us crazy experiences, but you, fans of this, have turned the game upside down so many times, the question is: Now what? Grab your stuff, head out.
Final Words
Noah: Probably, if I was actually voted out, this wouldn't felt so heartbreaking, but being out by a rock is really dissapointing. I just look forward to play with my Thomas new toys on Ponderosa, and forgoet about what happened just minutes ago.
Episode 10 Million Dallor Friendship
Jeff:Last time on survivor, Not everyone was happy with Maria's blindside, Chwiis expanded the bois by talking Milk into fliping. Aqua founded a new allaince called the Kappenworths and became a strong four, but it wasn't the only strong foursome as the 3 groups went to rocks, taking out Noah on his birthday and yet again removing an other bois member from the game, 11 are left who will be voted out tonight?
Chwiis's Confessional:The bois can't catch a fu**ing break.
Izzy:Fun rocks.
Cabbage:Yes fun.
Cabbage's confessional:I got seven votes last night, that is really scary. I never expected to be a target this early on.
Rocky's Confessional:This sucks, I did not sign up for the show I love for this.
Derpy:We should all get some sleep tonight.
Tyler:Cabbage relax the KappenWorths are all still here.
Cabbage:I guess you're right.
Cabbage's Confessional:Getting seven votes tonight has lit a fire under me. I'm playing for a million dallors and I really want that money. Time to step it up.
- Theme Song*
Tyler:Guys look I found Blake's old corndogs.
Tyler's Confessional:So with the corndogs I had a choice to keep them all for myselfs or give them away to the others. We are all straving here and I know what it feels like so inorder to make everyone feel better I shared them. even If i'm battling with all of them I want all of us to not feel like dying while doing it.
Tyler:*handing out corndogs to everyone*
Rocky's Confessional:I have been feeling really done latly, but Tyler sharing this corndog with me has made me feel a little better?
Tyler:Everyone got one?
Tyler's Confessional:And if sharing these corndogs with everyone helps me gets into there's good graces for the game, while that is just an added bonus. *He laughs*
Izzy:Hi Cabbage.
Cabbage:Don't speak to me.
Izzy:But, survivor votes!
Cabbage's Confessional:I'm pissed at Izzy for wirting my name down. I really thought that we where friends, but he just loves Wawanakwa Central to much. He just going to do whatever they say.
Cabbage:Thats right votes.
Cabbage:Yes I am, guess a million dollars was worth more then our friendship, this was a million dollar friendship to you.
Cabbage's Confessional:He acts likes he has never been bitter before.
Izzy:I wrote your name down, since if its went to rocks, you would be safe.
Cabbage:Thats it?
Cabbage's Confessional:Maybe I overreacted a little bit, but I still don't just wanna work with a coatail rider.
Solar:Izzy why don't you come here.
Solar's Confessional:Every time Izzy talks to someone else, I gets fearful that he is gonna flip since he wants to be this big villian.
Solar:What where you talking about?
Izzy:Anyways, like its obvs what we need to do.
Solar:And that is what?
Izzy:Since the bois are down to three, we can just pogong them.
Solar's Confessional:Izzy really wants us to work with the KappenWorths, and just take out the bois one by one.
Solar:Ash what do you think?
Ash:I'm good with whatever.
Ash's Confessional:This game changes so quickly that you could be set to do something one second and then it can totally the change the next.
Jeff:Come on out for today's reward challenge, its gonna be a blindfold game, if you gets taged by an other contestant you're out. Winner gets to listen to gimes.
Ash's Confessional:I must win this reward.
Jeff:Survivors ready go!
- Ash wins*
Jeff:Here is the CD, everyone else head back to camp.
Day 26
Solar's Confessional:So I was sleeping last night when I heard someone crying in the middle of the night, so I got up to go check on them.
Solar:Are you okay?
Rocky:Yeah I just havn't had the easist time in this game.
Rocky's Confessional:I have been watching Survivor since the first season, I'm a super fan of this game even if I don't act all hamey about it. I wasn't in the best spot in my life before this. I just got out of high school. I am having trouble trying to find a job. I came out here to try to find myself. I don't need to lose weight even tho all the hams calls me fat when I'm not. I have had to face a lot of adveristy since I joined survivor. Its just not what I expected at all and it had been really overwheling.
Solar:Do you need somebody to talk to or are you good with your's bois?
Rocky:Sometime its good to have someone else.
Solar:While, I can be here for you.
Solar:Its just a game, you know.
Rocky:Yeah, but people could be nicers to do the outsiders.
Solar:Yes I agree.
Solar's Confessional:After talking to the bois, I see they are a lot better people then what everyone says.
Rocky's Confessional:I think I can forgive Solar for treathing me differently just because I am a hertrosexual white male, we are all equal and we all have our stuggles in life, no matter what.
Tyler:Hey Aqua why havn't you eaten your's hotdog yet?
Aqua:I am going to fed it to my kads.
Aqua's Confessional:Soon my small potatos will sprout and they will need food to eat.
Tyler:Oh okay.
Aqua:Yes, whats everyone else doing?
Tyler:Ash is just listening to his's grimes right now.
Aqua's Confessional:It is really annoying hearing Ash always obbssed over Grimes all the time. Like I don't get all that Waqankawa music talk that happens all the time. Who even is Grimes? I don't think anybody has heard about her before joining this.
Cabbage:I'm here
Cabbage's Confessional:We where called for allaince metting.
Aqua:Um I didn't call you guys here.
Izzy:I did.
Ash:*removing headphones* Hey.
Solar:Skull fuck me.
Derpy:So, Izzy wanted us eight together to pogong the bois.
Tyler:I was just going to vote rocky again so sounds fine to me.
Aqua's Confessional:So WC wants us to all get together and takes out the bois, as everybody knows TDRPW treathed me horribly so you know I'm fine with it.
Chwiis:So everyone else besides us is metting up over there
Rocky:That isn't good.
Milk's Confessional:I thought joining the bois would be a good idea, but it wasn't since the three of us are at the bottom of the tribe and nobody is really talking to us.
Chwiis:So what do we do now?
Milk:Just sit and wait to be polong I guess.
Rocky's Confessional:I thought after I talk with Solar yesterday it would have helped me in the game more but, I guess its didn't. But I am a fighter and I will be able to overcome this, its just going to take some time. You never know whats going to happen in this game. Its not over till its over, just gotta hope thats its just doesn't end to soon.
Jeff:Everybody comes out for today's challenge.
- Everyone walks out*
Jeff:For today's challenge you will grab rice and run and pour it into one of two containers, one of them will be for immunity, the other is for an advantage in the game. You chose which one you would rather have.
Chwiis's Confessional:An advantage in this game? I have been on the bottom for the last few days. This may be hammy but I think I might go for it.
Jeff:Survivor readys go!
- Everyone grabs to go get rice*
Jeff:Derpy in the lead, with Solar right behind!
Derpy:*bumbs rice in immunity*
Jeff:Derpy going for immunity hoping to win his second in a row
- Solar dumps in advantage, milks dumps in immunity*
Jeff:Derpy and Solar has early lead,
Chwiis:*dumps in Advantage, Cabbage does to*
Jeff:Izzy, and Rocky quickly following behind
Rocky:*Fat rolls drags*
Jeff:Rj heading for immunity, while Solar gets his second cup full for the advantage.
Chwiis:*Pours into advantage*
Cabbage:*pours into advantage*
Izzy:*pours into immunity*
Jeff:Solar falling behind.
Milk:*pours into immunity*
Chwiis:*pours into advantage*
Cabbage:*pours into advantage*
Jeff:Its a very close race to getting the advantage between Chwiis, and Cabbage, meanwhile for Immunity its anyones game.
Aqua:*pours into immunity*
Solar:*changes from advantage to immunity*
Jeff:Its looks like Solar has given up.
Solar:Thanks jeff.
Chwiis:*pours into advantage*
Cabbage:*pour into advantage*
Jeff:Chwiis and Cabbage both only need one more to win the advantage, meanwhile immunity is anyone's game.
Rocky:*finally pours his first one into immunity
Jeff:Its a very close race for this advantage
Jeff:Cabbage wins the advantage!
Cabbage's Confessional:Yes, getting this advantage is my first step to stepping up my game.
Jeff:And Rj has won immunity! Everybody else, head back to camp!
Chwiis's Confessional:I was a second off from winning that advantage, now I just gotta sit back for once and not make weaves since my target is already huge right now, I don't need to make it even bigger.
- Everybody heads back to camp*
Tyler:Hey great job Rj.
Rj's Confessional:Its feels great to have immunity, but I don't really think I needed it, since after all I found the TDRPW idol, and pretty much everyone is voting out Rocky tonight.
Aqua:And great job getting that idol cabbage.
Solar's Confessional:I thought Cabbage was just a little bland before but he really steped it up tonight, I'm not sure if thats good for me or not yet.
Cabbage:*reading* You must open this alone, brb
Aqua's Confessional:Cabbage having the advantage is great for the kappenworths.
Cabbage:*opening advantage* You have just found the right to remove somebody from the jury.
Cabbage's Confessional:This is real game changing twist and I'm not really sure how I use it yet, buts its a game changer for sure.
Milk:So who are we voting?
Rocky:Aqua is kind of the leader of the other allaince so him
Rocky's Confessional:Aqua has been rather mad at me and I don't know why. I was one of the nicest people to Aqua and when others admins wanted to ban him, I faught for him to stay. But He just kind of treaths me badly, So I will have no issue wirting his name down, I just hope I won't be the only one.
Rocky:Hey Solar.
Rocky:Just letting you know, we will be voting Aqua tonight.
Solar's Confessional:After my talk to Rocky the other day,I trust him a lot more, and he trusts me engoue to tell him who he is voting. Maybe we aren't doing the right thing tonight.
Solar:Derpy come here.
Solar:While, if we pogong the bois, at the final 8 its gonna be 4-4.
Derpy:Thats true.
Solar:And Cabbage has an advantage which could be an extra so we will be outnumbed.
Solar's Confessional:I been think about the numbers, and maybe its really nots the best thing to go with the Kappenworths, Maybe we should flip this and vote Aqua.
Solar:We have two choices tonight.
Derpy's Confessional:So Solar, comes up to me and tells me about possibly fliping to the bois and voting out Aqua, I'm like keep going. The bois might not be the greatest people of all time, but thats better since they are easier to beat. Plus at least there trustworthy as they are staright who they vote, the KappenWorths are more sneaky. Plus they lied to me when they voted out Maria, who says they won't do it again. Just thinking number wise going with them may not be the best thing.
Solar:If we do flip, we can't tell Izzy.
Solar's Confessional:Izzy is set with voting with the Kappenworths, but its the final 11, we would only need 6 votes tonight, and we could do it with Ash.
Derpy:So what you think?
Ash:Do we really wanna flip everything right now?
Ash's Confessional:There are advantages to voting out both Rocky or Aqua, the thing about Aqua is that its would be a huge blindside and do we really wanna drawn lines in the sand this early? It will leave 4 people very pissed at us while Rocky is an easy vote, but the safe vote isn't always the best. Big moves do win this game, but if you do them at the wrong time it could be the reason why you lose. I'm not really sure which move we are doing tonight, but I'm willing to live with it. No regreats no matter what.
Jeff:Hello, so Rj how does immunity feel tonight?
Rj:Its feels good but I don't think i really needed tonight.
Jeff:And is that right?
Jeff:How come?
Rj:Lines have been drawn and I know I am in the majority.
Jeff:Aqua would you agree with that?
Aqua:Yes I do.
Jeff:And what are these lines?
Aqua:Everyone vs the bois.
Jeff:The bois being Milk,Rocky, and Chwiis?
Jeff:Chwiis bad news for you.
Chwiis:Very bad.
Jeff:Rocky how does it feel to be at the bottom?
Rocky:Not great jeff.
Jeff:While has there been talk about Cabbage's advantage?
Tyler:Jeff, I think everyone trust Cabbage engoue that his advantage isn't that big of a deal.
Jeff:While Cabbage that must feels great.
Cabbage:I have spent a lot of time building trust with these people and its looks like its working.
Jeff:Derpy, do you think the vote tonight is going to be as staright foward as everyone says?
Derpy:Yeah I do, I don't think any of them has an idol,
Jeff:Ash, has there been a whole lot of talk about idols?
Ash:Yes, and No.
Jeff:Do you think anyone here has one?
Ash:Yes, but I feel like they are keeping it a serect.
Jeff:Tyler do you fear idols?
Tyler:Yes, an idol could totally change an entire plan.
Jeff:While with that its time to vote, Milk you're up
Milk:*wirting Aqua* I'd rather have bipolar Aqua then Aqua in power.
Cabbage:*walking up to vote*
- Izzy open up the pen*
- Chwiis goes to sit down*
- Solar goes up to vote as we get a close up at Rocky looking Down*
Rj:Sorry should of lost more weight before you came out here*
- Rocky wirtes down Aqua*
- Tyler writes down Rocky*
- Ash goes to sit*
Derpy:*vote isn't shown* I just hope this is the right choice tonight*
Jeff:I'll go tally, the votes.
- He opens them*
Jeff:If anybody has an idol tonight now is the time to be play it
Everybody: :O
Milk:*hands him cowpoop idol*
Jeff:This is NOT an hidden immunity idol, any votes for Milk will count.
Jeff: First vote....*flips parchment*...Rocky.
Jeff: Rocky.
Jeff: *flipping another parchment* Three votes Rocky.
Tyler: (smiles) Finally.
Jeff: Aqua
Aqua: omg no
Tyler: (smile dissapears)
Jeff: Aqua. Two votes Aqua.
Jeff: Aqua. That's three votes Aqua, three vote Rocky.
Jeff: Rocky. That's four votes Rocky.
Jeff: Aqua. We are tied. Four votes Aqua, four votes Rocky.
Jeff: Rocky. Five votes Rocky, four votes Aqua.
Jeff: Aqua. Five votes Aqua, five votes Rocky, one vote left.
Jeff: Tenth person voted out, and the third member of our jury...
Jeff: (flipping the last parchment) Aqua. Need to bring me your torch.
Aqua: (links a gif of Patrick surprised)
Tyler: What happened?
Rocky: :)
Izzy: Unbeliavable.
Jeff: (as Aqua places down his torch) Aqua, tribe has spoken. (snuffs his torch)
Aqua: (turning to the others) Bye cunts.
Jeff: Alright, grab your stuff, head out
Final Words Aqua: I am beyond disgusted to have been outlasted by Chwiis and Rocky, but at least I get to spend the rest of my days without hearing their voices all day long. I just hope my kids Cabbage and Tyler win this, I'll pray to Kimmi Kappenberg to watch them. And now that I know Noah served as an extra vote for TDRPW, I'm really thinking on signing up the adoption request.
Episode 11 The Heart Wants What Its Want
Jeff:Last time on Survivor, Aqua got cocky, making Rocky cry, but after Solar came to comfort him he felt much better. Things where looking bad for the bois after Derpy and Solar went though the numbers everything fliped as Aqua was blindsided leaving Tyler, Cabbage, and Rj on the bottom.
Cabbage:Good play guys, good play.
Rj:Yes you guys really got me
Izzy:No it fucking wasn't.
Izzy's Confessional:Ugh, that wasn't meant to happen.
Cabbage:Izzy relax.
Cabbage's Confessional:Izzy was very pissed after tribal, yes Aqua left but like we are still here, we still have a chance to stay. Time to play like Carmoan Brenda, slow down, don't make any weaves and try to fly under the rader until they need you for an extra vote.
- Theme song*
Rocky:I'm going to go get some Coconuts.
Chwiis:See ya.
Chwiis's Confessional:Every day Rocky goes out and gets Coconuts for everyone. Its really brings the tribe's moral up.
Rocky:*out getting coconuts* There they are.
Rocky's Confessional:Its really means a lot to me to try to get food for the tribes and getting the coconuts is easy for me.
Rocky:*Jumping as his 4 tons stomp makes all the coconuts fall*
Rocky's Confessional:It really is the best way I can sluppy for the tribe.
Rocky:*Handing the coconuts for everyone* Here you go.
Tyler's Confessional:Although they don't have as much protin as Blake's corndogs they are like a fun little treat.
Chwiis:Thanks rocky.
Ash:*listening to grims* Yeah thanks.
Rocky's Confessional:It just means a lot to be able to really get into the survival aspect of this amazing game.
Tyler:So guys I was thinking that Cabbage and Rj are much bigger treaths then me.
Tyler's Confessional:I'm at the bottom so all I can really do it realse my inner Penny and just throw everyone else under the bus.
Tyler:Rj won that last immunity challenge and Cabbage won that advantage, they are both very good at challenges while I'm always behind.
Rocky:Good point.
Chwiis:We will for sure think of it.
Tyler:I'm just saying that the two of them will go deep if you let them go far engoue. *he leaves*
Ash:He does bring some good points.
Ash's Confessional:Since fliping Chwiis, and Rocky actually have a lot of game, there smart but will still vote the same as me. This is great. Not quite as good as Maria was but much easier to be alinged with then Izzy.
Izzy:I voted in the mironity.
Izzy's Confessional:I was 100% pissed about being left out of that vote. I thought the 8 of us had it, just polong the game it was so easy.
Solar:Yeah sorry we couldn't tell you about the vote.
Derpy:We just thought you would tell Aqua, us 3 plus Ash is still the main four.
Izzy:UGH fine I get it.
Izzy:I can't stay mad at you.
Solar's Confessional:Yes Izzy is very annoying but he is undying loyal to me and is the perfect goat since everyone else is annoyed with him as well.
Izzy:Elisa was so robbed.
Izzy:Like she should of won.
Milk:Thats great.
Izzy:I Hate Sabrina a lot.
Milk:*puting leafs in his ear*
Milk's Confessional:Anything is better then having to listen him anymore, I don't care if this is posion oak. I'd much rather have that if Its means I don't need to hear him talk anymore. Like please.
Izzy's Confessional:I think I am really getting along with everyone in my tribe.
Tyler:Milk, Rj has seen every episode like 12 times. He watched 10 seasons in 2 days. He knows everything about this game inside and out.
Milk:You do make a good point.
Tyler:And he and Aqua are the one who started the allaince, I was just draged in.
Milk:I agree.
Tyler:I still remember our orginal allaince on TDBB, me you and Derpy we can bring that back.
Milk's Confessional:Me,Tyler, and Derpy where the orginal allaince in hope of getting out Izzy. Eventho I am with the bois now I can still use that orginal as a possible back up option. The more numbers for me the better.
Tyler:Yeah Solar, Cabbage is super likeable, I'm to bland to ever get jury votes, Everyone tho loves Cab, if he would get to the end he wins.
Solar:You might have a point.
Solar's Confessional:If I am being real here, Tyler makes some decant points. But we still have 2 more days for things to change the vote can go anywhere. Rj:What do you think the two of them are talking about right now?
Cabbage:Probs a staff metting.
Cabbage's Confessional:Tyler has been talking a lot with the majority allaince and less with us in which I do find that to be a little werid, like shouldn't he be with us? But maybe the three of us not looking so close may be a good thing for us. I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut. Rj:What ever you say.
Rj's Confessional:I'm pretty used to being at the bottom. The game changes like that and these people changes there's minds so easily that all I have to say is I worship Grimes and me and Ash has a final 2. Its really that easy.
Ash:I'm going to go in the water.
Derpy:Don't you think that you should leave the CD Player here.
Ash:No I think I'm fine.
Derpy's Confessional:Ash sure loves her's Grimes I'm just not sure if listening to her in the ocean is the best plan ever.
Ash:*In the water listening*
Chwiis:How the song?
Ash:Its amazing.
Chwiis:Mind if I have a listen?
Ash:Not at all. *gives him it*
Ash's Confessional:I think its so great that Chwiis wanna hear my music, like he actually a good guy, nobody who likes Grimes can really be that bad right?
Chwiis:Today's music sucks, but this is decant.
Chwiis's Confessional:Grimes is alright, no Beatles but still better then Nicki. I can see getting down to it.
Rocky:I'll take a listen to. *listen to grimes*
Ash:Amazing right?
Rocky:She alright.
Ash's Confessional:Rocky likes Grimes to, its great.
Rocky's Confessional:Me,Chwiis, and Ash just gets along really well. I think I can see the three of us getting really far into this game. Its great how much this game changes since a few days ago I thought I was next and now the three of us are connecting much better then I ever expected it to. Its really is the beauty of survivor. People you never expected to get together, do.
Izzy:I like the 1975 better.
Ash:Oh thats nice Izzy.
Izzy:They are
Izzy's Confessional:I feel as if my gameplay so far has been iconic. I been a villain partly but also likeable engoue for the fans to like me.
Ash:They are fine.
Izzy:True @them being fine.
Chwiis's Confessional:And here I thought Noah was bad when Izzy is EASILY ten times worse. Makes me rather envious of my brother.
Jeff: *behind a desk* Hi
Final 10: Hi
Jeff: This is the Survivor Auction, you all have five thousand dollars, the betting will be on increments of twenty dollars. I will end the Auction without advice. Should we start?
Everyone: Yes!
Jeff: Ok, first item…(uncovers it)…chocolate cake, probably the biggest dessert you have seen in the last month.
Tyler: 100!
Izzy: 120!
Cabbage: 200
Jeff: It just jumped up to 200.
Solar: 240!
Cabbage: 500
Solar: Bitch >:(
Jeff: Anyone else in? *everyone says no* Alright, sold to Cabbage for 500. Why spend all your money on a cake? Cabbage: It's cake, I am hungry, I wanted it.
Jeff: And it will be all yours. Next item…I will keep it covered.
Chwiis: 500 :)
Jeff: *smiles* Ok, sold to Chwiis.
Rocky: I hope we get a clue.
Jeff: *uncovers it* It is a note, read it outloud.
Chwiis: *reads* You just banished yourself to Exile Island, pick up your stuff and head out.
Rocky: :(
Jeff: ahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahhahahaaha
Tyler: ^
Jeff: He will be back later, but now, next item…remains covered.
Solar: 20
Tyler: 200
Rocky: 320
Jeff: 340 dollars to RJ, going once…twice…sold to RJ.
RJ: Ok, what did I got?
Jeff: *uncovers* An advantage in this game. Keep this for yourself, read it when you're alone.
RJ: Alright. [CONF] Winning an advantage is huge, this will make me have a lot of options on what to do further on, and probably it will pay off.
Jeff: With that…next item…I will uncover it…*uncovers the item*…McDonalds burger, and a soda.
Derpy: OMG, 200!
Solar: 220
Derpy: 300
Solar: Let the fatty gets it.
Derpy: Rude!
Jeff: Fatty, I mean, Derpy gets it.
Solar: same
Ash: me
Jeff: Next item…covered.
Tyler: 100
Rocky: 120
Tyler: (eyes) 140
Rocky: 160
Time Elapsed: 5 hours
Tyler: I give up. Not goin to fight with…him.
Rocky: watch me get a good item ham
Jeff: *uncovers* You get beef testicles
Milk: *cackles*
Tyler: ahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahha
Rocky: wtf >:(
Jeff: Next item…covered. This might be important. I would like to see how many people will bet on this one.
(Milk, Solar and Tyler stand up. All pay their 500 dollars.)
Jeff: Ok, you three will draw rocks.
(After draw)
. Jeff: Solar gets the item!
Solar: yassss
Jeff: Open it up, it is really worth it.
Solar: *opens and reveals*
Solar: It's the immunity necklace. Gone.
Jeff: exactly, Solar wins immunity!
Rocky: :(
Solar: ;)
Jeff: And that shows the real cost of immunity. Grab your stuff, head out.
Tyler's Confessional:Solar wins immunity and that sucks for me since im at the bottom. I need to get them to see that Rj and Cabbage are bigger threats then me since thats the only chance I have.
Merge Camp
Milk:Great win Solar.
Solar:Thanks daddy now wip me like im a mexican and your trump.
Milk:No thanks.
Tyler:Hey guys you know that Rj is really strong at challenges.
Chwiis:I'll keep that in mind.
Tyler's Confessional:I am a middle school student. In middle school i know how to talk myself out of stick sisuation which what I am doing now. Its an uphill battle but I have showed I will do whatever it takes to last an other three days. There no proof heaven or hell exists. Im not scared. I'm good with myself. I don't give a fuck I need to stay.
Ash:Good talk we will talk about it.
Tyler:Gotcha. *he leaves*
Ash:Izzy,Rocky come here.
Ash:We need to talk about who to vote off.
Solar:Cabbage's advantage kinds of scares me.
Derpy:Yeah but Tyler has been kind of annoying lately.
Rocky's Confessional:In my mind out of the three Tyler is the bigger threat. He throwing everyone under the bus and is working every angle. He has no loyalty at all. He a free agent. Plus he did vote for me every time so far So i'd love to see him go.
Chwiis:I'm good with Tyler.
Izzy:UGH Fine
Ash:So its all stelled?
Izzy's Confessional:I really hate working with the bois and want them gone but the numbers are seven to three, then I had an idea. Why not spilt the vote and then I flip and make it 4-3-3 and blindside a boi.
Izzy:How about we spilt it 4-3 incase one of them has an idol.
Derpy:Between who?
Izzy:How about bois vote Cabbage, and WC votes Tyler.
Ash:Sounds good.
Milk's Confessional:I havn't trusted Izzy since day 1, but i also dont trust Cabbage he is to nice and the bland duo are close so we should spilt them up. I'm voting Cabbage tonight with the rest of the bois while everyone else votes out Tyler.
Izzy:Lets shake on it.
Izzy's Confessional:So far so good, now its time to tell the outsiders the plan. and Milk is outta here.
Izzy:the six of them are spilting the vote.
Cabbage:Between who?
Izzy:You and Tyler.
Cabbage's Confessional:I am a target for this tribal and my advantage is totally worthless. All I can do is wip my tits to try to stay, or listen to Izzy.
Izzy:They are doing 3-3 I am meant to vote for Tyler but I won't.
Tyler's Confessional:So Izzy said that I could be voted out and I'm like the hold the phone. What did i do?
Cabbage:Who are you voting?
Izzy:The four of us are voting Milk, it will be a blindside.
Rj's Confessional:Milk has NEVER been on my side, i am fine with this.
Izzy:So good everyone?
Izzy's Confessional:My plan has finally came around perfectly. The allaince thinks that I'm voting Tyler but I am blindsiding Milk. This is for you Spirit and you Aqua.
Derpy:You nevous about him?
Solar:Not really.
Derpy's Confessional:Its makes Izzy feels good to think that he is playing the game.
Solar:I think we are good.
Solar's Confessional:Derpy pariond, im not sure that we are fine, the heart wants what it wants and Izzy wants to do whatever Wawanakwa Central tells him to do
Tyler:Rj do you really think he will vote with us?
Rj:While that or you are going home.
Tyler's Confessional:Not going to lie, I dont trust Izzy, but I kind of have to since I'm so close to be voted out. Izzy lies a lot cuz he thinks he is the super villian of the game, from what I understand its 3 Votes Cabbage and depending on what Izzy does 4 votes Milk or 4 votes Me. Maybe just to play it safe I vote out Cabbage. Trusting Izzy is risky but so is voting off one of my only ailes. But whatever keeps me safe. Right now I am not to sure what I am going to do. I think that I will chose at tribal.
Tribal Council
Jeff: Ok, these have been such eventful days, we are now on Day 26, one third away from the end. Solar, how important is to win immunity?
Solar: A major power, you are safe from being voted out, and you actually can get a view on all the strategy going on.
Jeff: Tyler, were you surprised that the immunity was given during a Survivor Auction, aside from this being a first, you had actually a chance to win it.
Tyler: It was just luck, and well, I am expecting to have luck now, I mean in the vote.
Jeff: Derpy, what does he tried to say?
Derpy: That he…MIGHT GET VOTED OUT TONIGHT oops
Tyler: Bitch
Jeff: Wow. RJ, what is your reaction after this?
RJ: It just makes himself look like a TDRPW member. That stupid and inmature.
Rocky: Shut up rj3ful1
RJ: Who are you? I don't know you!
Rocky: Someone better than you, PS Alecia sucks.
Derpy: WHAT
Derpy: THE
Derpy: FUCK?
Derpy: fuckuh bitch
Aqua: *standing on jury chairs* BITCH THAT IS MY QUOTE BE ORIGINAL
Derpy: No
Jeff: Cabbage, any reaction to what just Aqua did?
Cabbage: Can't say anything, it's just how the family goes. If I talk. I will get spanked.
Tyler: ^
Noah: *from jury bench* ^
Aqua: *grabs Noah and spanks him*
Chwiis: You have an horrible family
Cabbage: That is it. *Stands up on the seat a la Jenny* CHWIIS NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU, YOU LOTTLE PRICK, GO FAPMTO DONALD TRUMP OR SHREK OR ANYTHING YOU PSYCHOPATHIC MIND WANTS TO DO, k, thanks.
Chwiis: :o
Jeff: omg
Milk: omg
Rocky: omg
Tyler: omg tuna
Jeff: I think it's time to vote, let's do that. Solar, you're up.
(Scenes of everyone walking to vote, only 2 voting confessionals are shown.)
Tyler: [CONF] Can't say anything else, I am holding for my life now.
Cabbage: [CONF; voting for Chwiis] Bitch
(Everyone has voted.)
Jeff: I'll go to tally the votes.
Jeff: (comes back) If anybody has an idol, and wants to use it, mow it would be the time to play it.
(Nobody stands.)
Jeff: Ok, I'll read the votes. (opens urn)
Jeff: First vote…Chwiis
Jeff: Tyler
Jeff: Cabbage
Jeff: Chwiis. Two vote Chwiis.
Jeff: Tyler. Two votes Tyler.
Jeff: Cabbage. Two votes Cabbage.
Jeff: Chwiis. That's three votes Chwiis, two votes Tyler, two votes Cabbage.
Jeff: Tyler. Three votes Tyler.
Jeff: Cabbage. We are tied, three votes Chwiis, three votes Tyler, three votes Cabbage. One vote left.
Jeff: Eleventh person voted out and the 4th member of our jury…
Jeff: *flips the last vote that has a "Chwiis" crossed* Cabbage, need to bring me your torch.
Chwiis: Bye ham.
Tyler: *looks down*
Jury: gasp
RJ: *rolling eyes*
Jeff: *as cabbage brings torch* Tribe has spoken. *snuffs torch*
Cabbage: Tyler, I will make sure you get spanked. *walks out*
Derpy: Did you just did a Penny? Help @Tyler
Tyler: *nods*
Jeff: It was a disaster, and the vote reflected it in all ways, question is…what else can I expect? Grab your torches, head out.
Final Words
Cabbage: Did I expected it? Of course, but well, Tyler outplayed me,. But if he joins TDRPW, I will be the one to tell Aqua to tie him to a radiator so he melts. Plus, now that I go to Ponderosa, I will claim Ruby Lipstick for myself. On a game note, I am proud of how I played, and how much I lasted.
Episode 12: Me Myself and I
Jeff:Last time on Survivor Mexico, Izzy and Milk had a rough realtionship from day 1. Izzy:I'm voting milk for being rude. Milk:he is after me for no reason. Jeff: Rj and Ash found idols. The bois and wawanakwa central teamed up inorder to pogong Kappenworth but not everyone was one board, and Izzy fliped to vote out Chwiis. But Tyler not trusting Izzy decieded that it would be best for him to vote out Cabbage last muntie to save himself. 9 are left who will be voted off tonight?
Day 26
Tyler's Confessional:Maybe I should have trusted Izzy since If I did Chwiis would be gone and not Cabbage, but you just never know. I had to play with safe and pull a evil penny. I stand by my choice but me and Rj are still at the bottom. Chwiis:So what happened?
Ash:I'm really not sure.
Izzy's Confessional:UGH. Chwiis should be gone right now. Tyler fucking fliped and I voted Chwiis like a dumbass. Luckally my allaince doesn't know that.
Solar:Izzy do you have any idea what happened?
Izzy:I thought that I was meant to vote Cabbage.
Izzy's Confessional:What not everyone knows is that I am a super fan of survivor. I seen every single episode and I know a thing or to about the game. It time for me to pull out my inner Natalie Anderson and say that I voted the wrong person. I think they would beileve me.
Izzy:I thought the og TDBB were voting Cabbage aka me,Derpy and Milk and that everyone else was voting Tyler.
Rocky:Oh, that wasn't the case.
Izzy:Oppies, sorry guys.
Solar:Its fine for now, we can just vote off Tyler next.
Milk's Confessional:Izzy tells me that he voted off Cabbage since he thought the og TDBB were voting him. That the stupidest thing I ever heard in I think my life because he the one who told us all who to vote like hello? Plus the last vote for Cabbage had Chwiis crossed out of it so at the very least he thought of fliping on us then turned back. I knew that I could have never trusted Izzy since he always randomally had out for me and this just comfired it. But Derpy and Solar wants to drag him along as a goat which you know I can see that he won't gets any votes. But they need to watch out for him. I trust him just as much as I trust Ted Cruz running the countiry. So not at all.
- Theme song*
Day 27
Ash:I'm going to go for a swim.
Chwiis:Okay good luck.
Rocky:Have fun.
Ash:Thanks guys.
Ash's Confessional:These past few days I have been getting really close with Chwiis and Rocky. I like them a lot. They are actually good people and we can troll people together. Its confusing why everyone hates them we get along so well.
Chwiis:Ash its time for me to open up to you.
Ash:What is it?
Chwiis:Well a few years ago my familly was having a rough time, it wasn't great for everyone.
Ash:Wow that is really terrible.
Ash's Confessional:I think it was very brave for Chwiis to share his serects with me and just be so happy. Not everyone can. He not just a racist troll he is much more then that and when its comes down to it, at his core he nice. He doesn't lie, he doesn't backstabb. He is honest and that is very rare in this game.
Chwiis's Confessional:*postive music behind him* You know Rocky was the one who told that story to before but I feel good with Ash, like how I can share a part of me with him. It feels good to just let all out there like I don't need to be affarid to share apart of myself.
Rocky:Hey guys did Chwiis tell you the story?
Rocky:Everyone considers us the bullies but we are the actually the nicest ones here we keep honest always.
Ash:I agree its great with you guys.
Ash:Your welcome.
Rocky's Confessional:Me,Ash, and Chwiis all have a really great personal connection, plus we have Milk to. We all feel really good about eachother, we understand eachother. We don't lie, we don't backstab., we don't do anythin that wrong but people hate us anyways, but the hate only makes us stronger and will make winning this game a lot more rewarding. Nobody likes someone who wins who never haves any trouble and nobody had more adversity then me, in life, in the game. If I win its gonning to be worth it. I hope people could be able to overlook what TDBB said about me and just treath me how I actually am.
Milk:Lets all Listen to Grimes now.
Ash:Great idea!
Milk's Confessional:I don't actually like grimes but I petend I do so I can have Ash's vote going forward.
- Everyone listening to Grimes*
Ash:this song is so iconic.
Chwiis:I love it.
Milk's Confessional:*withs Grimes music in the background* You know I think a lot of people just think of me as just an other Bois who not really playing the game which I'm not. Its takes a lot out of me to petend that I like Grimes or that I even like any of these people. Its exhausting. But I think thats good for my advantage since people don't take me seriously.
Rocky:You have the best taste in music.
Milk's Confessional:So hey If I need to petend to like Grimes for a Million dallors, I am going to petend to like Grimes for a million dallors. Its that simple.
Solar:Don't you think the four of them are getting close?
Derpy:Yeah I kind of think so?
Solar:Aren't you worried?
Derpy:Kind of.
Derpy's Confessional:Solar tells me that Ash,Rocky, and Chwiis are getting really close and Milk is with them. Thats 4 in our allaince of 7. Tyler and Rj are outsiders but we might need to take out one of the four before they get to powerful.
Ash:*turns up the Grimes* She is such a legand
Rocky's Confessional:Grimes isn't normally the kind of music I am into but this song is just really catchy.
Jeff:Are we ready to get to today's reward challenge?
RJ:Which Is???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Jeff:Its in teams, a schoolyard pick. Last one chosen is out.
Jeff:Okay, Solar is out no reward for him.
Solar's Confessional:What the fuck, I thought I was liked and good in challenges.
Jeff:On team 1 its Rj,Tyler,Ash, and Chwiis, on Team 2 its Milk,Izzy,Derpy, and Rocky. Survivors ready go!
Milk's Confessional:Looking at my team we have the stronger one, I feel like we have this reward on lock.p
- Team 2 wins reward*
Jeff:Congrats Team 2 you win a trip to Mexico City, which you will go on tommorow! Everyone else got nothing for you.
Rj's Confessional:lossing reward could be a good thing for me and Tyler since there will be four people at camp all alone and in a tribe of nine it only take 5 to change up this entire game.
Day 27
Tyler:Have fun on reward guys.
Izzy:Thanks, we will.
Rj:Looks like the plane is here to pick you guys up.
Rocky's Confessional:I'm very exicted for reward today. I never been to Mexico City before but I always wanted to see were Heo is from.
- They fly out*
Derpy's Confessional:Flying over Mexico was so pretty. You get to see all the wildlife, the homes, the poor people, the ones withs lot of money. I never thought I would be flying over Mexico with 3 stangers but here I am.
TDN:Hello I am your tour guide, lets go explore Mexico City.
TDN:Great, let start out with lunch since I'm sure you guys are all starving.
TDN:Great! Tacos for everyone.
Izzy's Confessional:I think that it is great that we get to eat but I don't like that Milk is here cuz I don't want Milk to eat and have fun.
Rocky:These taste like the Tacos that Heo used to make back on the old TDRPW camp.
Derpy:How did you guys get Tacos?
Rocky:Heo snuck them up his ass.
TDN:Gald you enjoyed the Tacos, now let go on the Hike.
Rocky:Oh walking.
Rocky's Confessional:I never liked hiking as a Kid, it was very hard for me. I'm not sure If I can do it now.
TDN:Let get started on the hike guys.
Milk:You okay Rocky?
Rocky:Um yeah.
Milk's Confessional:I know Rocky, and I know when he is lying. This hike won't be easy for him.
TDN:We are about half way up there.
TDN:We are getting closer to the top.
Rocky:*being scared* Yay.
TDN:And we are here.
Milk:Good job Rocky!
Derpy's Confessional:I'm so proud of Rocky for being able to hike that entire thing, I know it was hard for him. He reminded me of Alecia how he didn't give up. That is the kind of person you need to be with in this game.
Derpy:You did so good Rocky.
Rocky's Confessional:I didn't think I could do it, but I should of know from all the stuff that I already went though in the game. I learned to never give up, not in the game, not in real life, not finding a job, not ever. I'm here to stay and I have grown as a person and as a player.
- Back at camp*
Tyler:We should go looking for the idol.
Tyler's Confessional:My move last night still left me and Rj at the bottom of the tribe so we going to need something like the idol to get us back on track.
Rj:Yes I agree.
Tyler:Good, now were could it be.
RJ:Maybe in a tree.
Tyler:Thats right, trees!
RJ's Confessional:So since Izzy fliped back me and tyler are trying to finds way to survive, Tyler think we should find the idol but little does he know that I already found it. *he brings it out and kisses it* But after what he did to Cabbage last vote, I can't tell him I have the idol he would use it angist me so right now. I am just going to go along with his plan, but I still think we should be trying to talk to Ash,Chwiis, and Solar.
Tyler:Okay so let check over here.
RJ:Yes, lets.
Chwiis:Do you think they will find it?
Ash:Im not to worried.
Solar:Why not?
Ash:Its gonna be hidden pretty well.
Ash's Confessional:I don't think that they will find the idol since I already have the idol. I'm not telling anyone tho. I am saving it for when the time is right.
Solar:Whatever you say taylor swift fan.
Solar's Confessional:Being ailed with someone who likes Taylor Swift make me dry heave tbh.
Solar:Do you think that Ash is geting to powerful in this game?
Chwiis:What do you mean?
Solar:I feel like she needs to be blindsided soon.
Chwiis:I think its soon to make a move.
Solar's Confessional:I feel like Ash is trying to steal my spot in the alliance and I want to put a stop to it before its to late.
Solar:Just think about it.
Chwiis's Confessional:Me,Milk, and Rocky has a choice to make on who is going to be #4 for us once we get rid of though twos. Ash and Solar are both good options but I don't know which one yet. Solar is pushing really hard for Ash to leave now, so I think Solar might be the more stargetic of the two.
Day 28
Jeff:Come on in guys for Today's immunity challenge. Solar I'll take it back.
Solar:Here you go Jeff.
Jeff:Thanks Solar. Today's challenge is the gross eating challenge.
Jeff:Okay your first meal is Fried Grasshoppers. The first six to finsh will move on.
Rj:I used to eat bugs as a kid.
Chwiis:Sounds true.
Chwiis:*takes bite*
Solar:*takes bite*
Ash*Eats half
Tyler:*takes bite*
Jeff:Rocky,Rj,Solar,Ash,Derpy, and Milk moves on! Chwiis,Izzy, and Tyler go take a sit.
Jeff:Next meal is Fried Pig intestines, first 4 to finsh will move on. Ash:I can't eat this
Derpy:This is distuging.
Rj:*taking slow bites
Derpy:*barfs all over the food
Milk:*shallow bargs and finshes*
Jeff:Derpy and Ash your out. Final 4 your next meal is Deer meat. first two to finsh moves on.>
Rj:I can eat a deer! *finshes in 3 seconds*
Solar:What the actual fuck.
Jeff:Milk and Solar you're out. Rj and Rocky you're last thing to eat for immunity is quid tentacles in vinegar.<
Rj:I can't eat squidward
>Rocky:But I can! *finshes*
Jeff:Rocky wins immunity! 1 in 8 chance of winning this game! Everyone else head back to ca
Milk's Confessional:Rocky having immunity is great since Tyler always vote for him, now the question which one do we get out tonight? I just wished that we could vote both out now and just get it over wit
- Back at camp*
Tyler:Great job Rocky, guess I can't vote you tonight.
Izzy:you did good Rocky.
Chwiis:wonderful job Rocky.
Rocky's Confessional:Its feels great to have immunity tonight and not worry about getting votes tonight.
Derpy:wonderful job Rocky.
Rj's Confessional:So Rocky wins immunity and I'm happy for him, I really am but I was so close and now I feel like I'm in danger tonight. But thank god I still have this. *swings idol* The question is do I wentworth'd someone out or try to keep it for later.
Solar:Okay so which one are we voting tonight?
Milk:Tyler still throws anyone under the bus.
Rocky:Yes but Rj almost winning scares me.
Ash:Yeah, Rj is really good at challenges.
Chwiis:I think we should vote Rj.
Derpy:I agree.
Milk's Confessional:The vote tonight is going to Rj, which I'm fine with since he is really good at the game of Survivor.
Ash:glad we all agree.
Rocky's Confessional:We are all voting RJ which is great, but there a good chance that Rj has an idol. I always seen him hunting for it back on TDRPW camp. So I would like to talk to him. Keep up my bonds with the mironity to keep my core allaince safe, while also trying to get some jury votes.
Rocky:So you guys, who were you going to vote.
Tyler:we have no idea, we were waiting for people to come to us.
Rocky:How about you guys vote Derpy, he is pretty compartable.
Rj:We would if you got the votes.
Rocky:I think a lot of people will vote Derpy.
Rj's Confessional:This is great, I can tell when someone is lying. So I can tell Derpy the plan so he could vote out one of the unbreakable four some and its means that I won't have to play my idol tonight.
Rj:Derpy, now is the time to make a move.
Derpy:Why do you say that?
Rj:Now would be the only time to break up that four.
Derpy:Solar come here.
Solar:I'm here.
Derpy:Rj wants us to go after that four.
Solar:Let go after Ash.
Solar's Confessional:Perfection, we could use Izzy since he will do whatever I say and the five of us could blindside Ash.
Rj:Okay good I'll go tell Tyler.
Derpy:I'll tell Izzy.
Izzy:I think we should do Milk.
Rj:I'll do Milk, as along as one of the four leaves.
Izzy's Confessional:I wanted Milk out ever since day 1, the five of us will blindside it will be great. I love survivor blindsides I been waiting to be apart of one forever.
Solar:This sounds good.
Derpy's Confessional:Milk is in a very good spot to just get to the end this is what we need to do now, before the four of them get to powerful and its to late.
- 5 hours later*
Solar:So are we still good?
Derpy:While I could go ethire way.
Derpy's Confessional:I was thinking about it but Rj is very good at challenges, If we keep him tonight, he could be the Mike and win all the challenges to the end and he would win, but if we get rid of him now it might be to late later to go after tho four. Im really not sure what to do and I feel like whatever I do it will come back and bite me in the ass.
Derpy:I'm 50/50 what do you think?
Solar:I still think Milk.
Derpy:I kind of just want to vote Rj now.
Solar's Confessional:Derpy come up to me and wants to vote Rj now, I'm like when did this tide turn? Derpy has some balls changing things so close to tribal. It really is just up in the air.
Solar:Yeah Rj, I think the Milk blindside is a no go.
Rj's Confessional:This stinks. I really don't want to use my idol tonight. At tribal I might have to pull out all the spots so that I don't have to.
Jeff:Welcome to tribal guys! Let welcome back our jury, Maria,Noah,Aqua, and Cabbage voted out at the last tribal.
Milk what the vibe back at camp?
Milk:I mean the people who are on the bottoms are at the bottom. they know that since they voted with Cabbage yesterday so they should expect to be the next to go.
Jeff:And who are the two?
Milk:Tyler, and Rj.
Tyler:I actually I voted Cabbage last round.
- faces drops*
Jeff: then who did vote with Cabbage last round Tyler?
Tyler: Izzy.
Rj: I can second that he did.
Chwiis:What Izzy, did you vote me?
Izzy:UGH, whatevs. I did.
Jeff:Wow, tribal is wild after one statement, Izzy what does this do for your game?
Izzy:Its kinds of blow up my game, thanks guys.
Rj:We gotta save ourselfs.
Jeff:So Rj, you're voting Izzy tonight?
RJ:Yes I am, and everyone else should to. He lied to every single person in this game.
Jeff:Izzy your respose?
Izzy:Ugh, solar I am loyal to you.
Chwiis:But you're not loyal to me.
Milk:*To Rocky and Chwiis* Vote Izzy
Milk:Vote Izzy.
Jeff:Solar you still trust Izzy?
Solar:Um sure.
Izzy:let just stick to the plan that we talked about.
Milk:What plan is this?
Izzy:The one were we vote you out. :)
Jeff:Wow Rj, one comment and now this entire game us alive.
Rj:It is, but im playing for me,myself, and I
Jeff:I'm not sure who is going tonight, let get to the vote, Milk you're up.
Milk:*holding Izzy*:I been waiting to do this since you voted me on week 1.
- Tyler walks up*
- rocky sits down*
Rj:Sorry, I did what I had too, to save myself.
- Derpy goes up*
- Solar holding pen not sure who to write down*
Izzy:*holding Milk*:I'm just happy to finally get away from you.
- Ash goes up*
- Chwiis sits down*
Jeff:I'll go tally the vote, if anyone has an idol now would be the time to play it.
- close up on Rj*
Jeff:Okay, once the votes are read the person voted off will be asked to leave, first vote.
Jeff:1 vote Milk, next vote
Jeff:We are tied, 1 vote Milk, 1 Izzy
Jeff:Thats three votes Izzy, 1 vote Milk
Jeff:12th person voted out and the fifth member of our Jury
Izzy, time for you to bring me your torch.
Izzy:*brings torch* Solar good luck.
Izzy:Time for you to go, everyone else get some sleep.
Izzy's final words:Wow, voted off in survivor. I didn't see this comming but I tried to make my move and because of Tyler it didn't work out. At least me and cabbage can have some fun in jury.
Episode 13: Cinderella
Day 29
RJ's confessional: Tribal last night was a wild success. I emulated Ciera g.oddess and flipped the vote during tribal and Izzy went home. This is another addition to my final tribal council resume, but from now on I need to make sure that I'm not the target going in again. But, if worst comes to worst, I still have my idol.
Milk: *puts down torch* Thank god he's finally gone.
Milk's confessional: Words cannot describe how glad I am right now. Izzy, the person who made me put leaves in my ears, is finally gone. I'm glad my eardrums will finally get some peace and quiet.
Chwiis: Ikr. Another fuq boi bites the dust.
Solar: *sighs and sits down on the shelter*
Solar's confessional: I feel like Izzy going was a mistake I should have prevented, but I had no other options. *sigh* When Izzy admitted he voted Chwiis, he was a dead man walking. If I voted against Milk, I'd be the sole person not participating in the unam and could be a target. But Izzy was never betraying me, and I'm just a bit more isolated in this game. That could eventually spell disaster for me, but every day is a new beginning.
Solar: Fuq bois are better than fake ass trash. *sideeyes Ash*
Ash: What are you talking about?
Solar: *rolls eyes*
Solar's confessional: Ash is currently trying to become the Boi's #4. I will NOT fucking have that. Sooner or later, I'm gonna have to take the game into my own hands, and right now, that means making sure I'm safe without a faithful Izzy.
- Theme song*
Milk's Confessional:Right now the three bois have a choice to make. Do we get Solar or Ash?
Milk:Okay so Ash or Solar?
Rocky:I kind of just like being around Ash more.
Chwiis:Solar is better at comps then Ash.
Milk:Yeah, Solar might be able to win the final 4 immunity challenge.
Chwiis's Confessional:Right now I am leaning thowards Ash.
Milk:Solar also has more allies. He has Derpy and I think he has Rj. I heard them talking yesterday.
Milk's Confessional:Solar is just a better player, Ash mostly only has us so he would be more loyal. Ash is just the better choice for us. Sorry Solar.
Chwiis:So are we going with Ash?
Rocky:We are going with Ash.
Milk:Okay, but we still need 5 for the majority of the vote tonight so lets not tell them yet.
Chwiis;s Confessional:We hold a good majority right now. Its me,Ash,Rocky, and Milk as the core four, Solar has the fifth and then he has Derpy. We still has the two outsiders to get out. *Camera zooms in on Rj and Tyler.
Rj:Derpy go fucking die you attention whore.
Rj:You're stealing my screentime.
Derpy's Confessional:I am kind of starting to regret keeping Rj last round.
Rj:Now lets talk about the voice.
Solar:Only you and and blake watch that.
Rj:True. I'm going on a walk.
Solar:Rj is annoying me.
Derpy's Confessional:Right now Solar is my cloest ally in this game and before Rj's outbrust we were the swing votes. Right now I need to find the best way to get the both of us to the final 3. But I am kind of feeling low right now. I miss home a lot.
Day 30
Jeff:Everyone come on out for Today's reward challenge.
Milk's Confessional:So Jeff calls us out to do a reward challenge. So we all went there no worries. I have yet to win a reward and it would be nice to.
Jeff:Who is ready for some love?
Chwiis's Confessional:This game has been hard and i am just ready to get some motivation to keep going to get to the end and win this game.
Jeff:Rj, your loved one is Kimmy Gimbber.
Rj:Oh my god. *crying*
Kimmy:Talk to the hand bag of chips.
Rj:I love you.
Jeff:Tyler you're loved one is Justrategic goddess
Justrategic:Tyler you should target Solar since everyone loves them, you should also flip to the bois.
Solar:Swcer you.
Jeff:Solar you're loves one is Pam.
Solar:I swear you could drown a baby in my paintes right now.
Jeff:Derpy, you're loved one is Ryan.
Derpy:How was the rave?
Ryan:good, I met many cute boys.
Jeff:Rocky you're loved one is JRO!
Jro:Is that your girlfriend in your icon Rocky?
Rocky:Please leave.
Jeff:Milk your loved one is AnimeKid.
Anime:NIKKI, fuck Jenny.
Jeff:Chwiis you're loved one is Chwiis.
Chwiis:Fill my holes with love.
Jeff:And finally Ash, your's loved one is Mika.
Mika:Dlyan let move in toghter.
Jeff;The winner of reward will get to spend some much needed time with your's loved one.
- Derpy wins Challenge*
Jeff:Derpy you and Ryan will go on a plane and eat, and you get to chose 2 people and there's loved ones to join you.
Derpy:Um okay I pick Solar and um Tyler.
Jeff:Derpy,Ryan,Solar,Pam,Tyler, and Julia go on your plane and enjoy reward. Everyone else got nothing for you. Head back to camp.
Ash's Confessional:Derpy chose to take Solar on reward which make sense since they have been close since we merged but then he choses Tyler. Huh. Thats interesting since Tyler on the outside.
- Merge Camp*
Milk's Confessional:With Solar and Derpy out on reward, I thought now would be a good time to tell Ash that we chose him as #4 and really bring him into the fold so that we can become a strong and powerful core.
Rj:I'm going to go get some water.
Rocky:You do that.
RJ:okay bye. *he grabs the water jugs and go*
Chwiis:Okay so Ash here is the deal.
Milk:This is the final 4 right here.
Ash:I thought Solar was in the core four.
Rocky:We liked you better.
Ash:Well I'd love to go to final 4 with you guys.
Ash's Confessional:This is great, I have a soild final 4 deal. But in order to win this game you need to make big moves. I been playing hard this entire game and I'm ready to keep fighting.
- On the plane*
Julia's Confessional:It was great on the plane ride and to be able to talk to such big fans of mine.
Julia:I think my biggest move in Cambodiai were all of them really.
Tyler:*fanning self*
Julia:I played the best game in the history of Survivor.
Tyler:Teach me your's ways.
Julia:I'll try.
Derpy's Confessional:I think I made a mistake chosing Tyler, since Julia won't stop talking. I hate her.
Pam:*eating cocian*
- They land on the beach to eat lunch.
Julia:*Stargeticly eating food*
Derpy:So Ryan how do you like survivor.
Ryan:I think Survivor needs more LGBT Reps, maybe a transgender.
Derpy's Confessional:So after talking to Ryan he made me think that survivor is a progessive show and now I think I'm ready to come out. Tell my tribemates, tell my family, tell the entire world my serect.
Derpy:While actually they do.
Ryan:No they don't?
Derpy:They do cuz i'm transgender.
Pam:*drops cocian* YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Derpy:I also want you all to call me Kendall from now on.
Kendall's Confessional:It felt great to say my serect and now I'm ready to say it to the rest of the tribe.
- Merge camp*
Milk:How was reward?
Kendall:Good and have something to say.
Chwiis:What is it?
- OTTP music is playing in the background.
Kendall:I am transgender and I want everyone to call me Kendall from now on. Its takes a lot for me to say but I feel comortable with everyone here to show my true self.
Rocky's Confessional:I think thats its great that Kendall is comming out. I'm not a bad guy. I will call her by her perfered's name and gender. I used to go on a chatroom with many gays and transgender and I do not have any issues with it. I am just super gald that she came come out with her true self and be able to share that with the entire world. Wow. That is just amazing. I'm so proud of Kendall.
Kendall:Thanks you guys all.
Kendall's Confessional:Everyone was super supproted about it. Its wonderful. Its make me feel really good and that I can be an example to Transgenders everywere.
- Music stop*
Chwiis:Thats really great.
Ash's Confessional:So Kendall told everyone thats she is transgender and the first thing that I'm thinking is jury votes. Everyone would vote her to win so she can afford her's transation. Like you wouldn't feel right if you didn't. Thats make her a huge threath to my game. All I can really think is that I have to get her out as soon as possible. Its all I have in my mind.
Ash:Hey can we all go talk?
Milk:Lets get firewood.
Chwiis:So what did you want to talk about?
Ash:While, Kendall is a really big jury threath and I think if she loses immunity that we should get her out.
Chwiis's Confessional:Ash has game mod on right now, I think he might wanna slow down a little.
Ash:We have to, Rj and Tyler can wait.
Ash's Confessional:I know this is the best move that I can make for my game. It will really help everyone.
Ash:I'm telling you that we have to.
Milk's Confessional:Ash is playing super hard right now and we kind of added him cuz we thought we didn't play that hard. But we gotta make him happy or else he will flip so if Kendall doesn't win immunity we might need to go after him.
Day 31
Milk's Confessional:Today its Tyler's brithday. So this morning everyone got up to try to give him party. It was Rocky's idea. Such a nice guy. We all got up caught a fish and Kendall use her's lipstick to put over the fish so we could pretend that it is Ruby Lipstick for him. You know it was really nice to get out of the game for a moment. We all needed it.
Kendall:*using Ruby* She wants to kiss you Tyler.
Kendall*opening this fish mouth and rubs lipstick all over Tyler*
Solar:Happy brithday Tyler.
Kendall's Confessional:You know me,Tyler, and Milk made an allaince from day 1. I always been with Tyler and its his brithday so we all wanted to give him a good time. He earned it.
Tyler:Thanks everyone, this is my best brithday yet.
Chwiis:You're welcome.
Jeff:Everyone, come on out for today's immunity challenge.
- everyones goes out*
Jeff:Today we will stack blocks, whoever can stack the highest amount of blocks in an hour is the winner, everyone lets gets started.
- 1 hour passes*
Jeff:Congrats Milk, here is your immunity! Can't vote out milk tonight, everyone else *Close up on Solar* is fair game. Head back to camp.
Ash's Confessional:I would of loved to have won immunity, but all that reallys matters is that Kendall didn't. So tonight we blindside her. Sorry girl but this is my game, not your's.
- Merge Camp*
Solar:Good job Milk.
Rj:Yeah you did great.
Milk's Confessional:Its feels great to have this again since you never know whats going to happen at tribal and tonight I have options. Ash wants to get out Kendall, but we can get out Rj or Tyler instead. Who knows a lot can change in a few hours.
Solar:So guys, what do we do to get the one of them gone?
Rocky:I saw Rj looking for an idol back at our old camp so we might need to spilt it on them.
Kendall:That sounds good to me.
Chwiis:How about admins at TRD votes Tyler, everyone votes Rj and we vote off Rj at the revote?
Rocky:I like that plan.
Ash's Confessional:We are telling them that we are spilting 3-3 on Tyler and RJ but in reailty the vote will be 4-2-2 as the rest of us throw our votes on Kendall and he will go home. The plan is a little compactied but it should work.
Solar:Well then, we are all good.
Ash:Yeah. *fake :)*
Solar's Confessional:I don't trust Ash, I've never trusted Ash. He always been really controlling and I want the most control. You need to have at least 1 big move under your belt in order to win this game and I think me getting out Ash will be that move. We are spilting 3-3-2, but if me and Kendall are able to get Rj, and Tyler we will be able to flips the cards on Ash and get him out 4-3-1.
Solar:Kendall how much do you trust Ash?
Kendall:Less then I trust you why?
Solar:I want him gone.
Kendall:But don't you think Rj is the bigger threath.
Solar:Listen, Ash is not going to go to the final 3 with us, in order for the both of us to get there we need to make a move on him, and I see no better time to do it then now.
Solar's Confessional:Kendall thinks that RJ will be able to immunity win his way to the end game which I think is stupid. I wish Izzy was still here, he would of voted with me no questions ask, but right now I need get Kendall to see that my plan is the better plan.
Solar:Kendall, I'm telling you he is going to win this game if we don't vote him off now.
Kendall:I just think that now might be to soon to make a move.
Kendall's Confessional:Solar really wants me to vote with on getting rid of Ash but I just think now might be to soon and I don't wanna make to many waves this moment. I have a feeling that me comming out may have put a target on me and if we backstab the allaince now, what to say that they won't be bitter next vote and they use Rj and Tyler to get rid of me next round. They don't have any loyaltally to me. They are free agents, wildcards and that is dangerous.
Solar:Look i'm saying, the four of them are more loyal to eachother, if we wait till 6, they going to take the rest of us out now, I'm telling you now is the only time that we have the numbers to get one of them out now.
Kendall:What make you say that they will even vote with us now?
Solar:They have no one, they will trust me.
Kendall:I guess.
Kendall's Confessional:Right now Solar is really my only true ally and I need to take his words for it this round.Sorry Ash but if Rj and Tyler agree I might need to vote you out now.
Rj:*getting coconuts* Which one of us to do you think they are going for tonight?
Tyler:Maybe you since its my brithday.
Rj's Confessional:Nobody really talks to me and I again I don't want to use this. I know that last vote Derpy and Solar talked to me about voting Ash so maybe they will be down to go do this round as well.
Rj:Okay guys, I wanted to let you know that I feel like the four of them are close.
Solar:We know.
Rj:So are you going to do anything about it?
Solar:We are.
Rj:You are?
Solar:Yes, trust me, write down Ash tonight.
RJ's confessional:Right now I'm not really sure if Solar is lying to me now or not. He might just be telling to vote Ash so that I don't have to play my idol tonight. I'm not really sure but I hope that I am safe tonight, I'm still kind of nevous.
Jeff:Hello guys, come in, let welcome back the members of the jury, Maria,Noah,Aqua,Cabbage, and Izzy voted off at the tribial. Tyler, ever since the Aqua blindside you and RJ have been at the bottom. Is it the same case tonight?
Tyler:Yeah I think it is since nobody really talked to me about who the vote is tonight.
Jeff:So you think that its you tonight?
Tyler:I really hope not since today is my brithday.
Jeff:What better brithday gift is there then joining that beautiful jury.
Tyler:*laughs*, yeah I'd rather stay here.
Jeff:Rocky, there are six people in your allaince, not all six of you can be able to reach the final tribal.
Jeff:Somebody gots to feel like they are on the bottom, and tonight could be a good time to make move to get you to the top.
Rocky:Yeah it could be, but if you go with Tyler and RJ they have locked votes from the jury. They will beat you.
Jeff:So you think if you're at the bottom its better to stay since if they flip they lose jury votes?
Rocky:Yeah, if you flip you are not going to win, meanwhile if you stay with us, its workable. We are all decant at challenges and we are all decant jury threaths.
Jeff:Solar, do you think tonight is going to be a blindside or a simple boot?
Solar:There has been so many blindsides so far you never know when they are going to stop. Its like Cinderella the game changes
Jeff:Thats good news for you Rj.
RJ:Yeah, if I leave tonight, it won't be a blindside.
Jeff:Ash, since we started it seemed like you been in control, same thing tonight?
Ash:Yes I think its the same tonight.
Jeff:Kendall, how are talks of idols changing the vote?
Kendall:Idols always come up, and we are running out of tribals were you can play one, you can't keep it forever.
Jeff:Milk, having immunity is good since it means you can't be idol'd out.
Milk:It is, but again the numbers are 6-2 we can just spilit it and flush the idols out.
Jeff:Rj expect votes tonight.
Rj:Yes, but you never know I been wrong in this game before. You can't always be right sometimes you are wrong.
Jeff:Thats true and it is time to vote, Chwiis you're up
Chwiis:*walks up*
Kendall:*open pen*
Rj:*closing vote*
Tyler:*Sitting down*
Solar:Ash, since I've started this game I have wanted you out. I hope that my wish comes true tonight.
Milk:*walking up*
Ash:*writing kendall* You played a good game but, not as good as mine.
Rocky:*sitting down*
Jeff:i'll go tally the votes, if anyone has an hidden immunity idol, now is the time to play it.
- close ups on Rj and Ash*
Jeff:Okay, once the votes are read, its final. Person voted off will be asked to leave. I will go read the votes.
Jeff:First vote
Ash: :)
Jeff:1 vote Ash
1 Ash, 1 Kendall
Kendall, we are tied 2 Ash, 2 Kendall
Jeff:3 votes Ash, 2 Kendall
Jeff:Tied again 3 Ash, 3 Kendall
Jeff:We are tried, 3 votes Ash, 3 Kendall, 1 Rocky, 1 vote left
12th person voted out and the sixth member of the jury
Kendall, time for you to bring me your torch
Kendall:Wow* walks up and brings torch*
Jeff:Kendall the tribe has spoken *blows it out* time for you to go.
Solar:*giving Milk nasty looks*
Jeff:Look like today we had yet another blindside, Rj/Tyler thats good news for you, everyone else head back to camp.
Kendall's final words:Wow, guess Solar really was right. I wish him the best and know that I'm out with the world its time to just live happy and free.
Episode 14, Weave Away To The Jury Votes
Jeff:Last time on Survivor! Ash got himself into the core Boy's alliance and made use of his new power. After Kendall won reward and came out as transgender, he was conisder to be the biggest threat by Ash, and Milk and the two of them talked Chwiis, and Rocky into blindsiding him leaving a line drawn in the sand and leaving Solar,Tyler, and Rj on the worng side of it. 14 remain who will be voted out tonight?
Solar:Good play yesterday guys.
Milk's Confessional:You can tell that Solar is really fucking pissed right now since we just blindsided his's cloest ally, but you know what its a game and he could ethire rejoin us and we from a tight five who he flips to RJ, and Tyler and votes with them. Whichever one he does doesn't brother me that much since I got the numbers no matter what.
Rj:Thankss guys for not voting me.
Rocky:Kendall would of won if she got to the end, it was nothing personal.
Solar's Confessional:So for the second tribal in a row, my cloest ally left. This time I was blindsided. I am at the bottom of my alliance but everything changes in a few days. I don't see why though three would want to go to the end with Ash so there is crack right there. This game changes like that. I still got a chance.
- theme song*
Day 32
Ash:Okay but why did you vote me?
Rj:It what Kendall, and Solar told me to do?
Ash:So Solar wanted me out?
Ash:All I needed to know.
Ash's Confessional:I got three votes last night, I could of been voted out. Me Solar started on the same tribe together and we never had a good realtionship, he has aways been after me and I'm sick of it. Deal with the fact that I have more power then you and the fact that I am prettier then you *hair flips*
Ash:I am calling him out on it.
Rj:Go for it.
Ash:Hey Solar come here.
Solar:What do you want?
Solar's Confessional:I just sitting minding my own stuff and ash just comes out screaming at me for some reason. He is just out of control.
Ash:Why do you want me out so bad.
Solar:I want everyone out so isn't me, you are nothing special sweetie.
Ash:Yeah sure, you been targetting me from day 1, you are just mad that I have better hair then you and you need to shut your fucking mouth.
Solar:I need that good shit, good shit.
Ash:Shut up you troll.
Chwiis's Confessional:Solar, and Ash just go at it at eachother.
Solar:At least I'm not from TDIFFW.
Ash:At least I'm not a stupid aussie.
Chwiis:He shut up mong.
Ash:Sorry chwiis.
Milk's Confessional:All this fighting going along, and all I could think about is how great this is for my game. Ash, and Solar weave goodbye to the jury votes, don't worry. I'll take them for you.
Chwiis:You better be, now get to sucking.
Ash:I'm good for right now. Thanks.
Ash's Confessional:I am proud of myself for calling him out, nobody else would have. He needed to be put in his's place.
Ash:I am going to go listen to some Grimes to cool down.
Chwiis:Yeah, thats good.
Chwiis's Confessional:That fight was insane, but its good for me and Rocky since tho two won't take eachother to the end and we got options for who we should go with. I feel like I've been playing an amazing game so far, me and Rocky has put ourselfs into an amazing postion to get to the end and get that million dallors.
Rocky:That was pretty bad.
Chwiis:Eh, we went though much worst at TDRPW.
Rocky:True that.
Rocky's Confessional:I sort of miss TDRPW, but Survivor is my dream. Its non stop drama and we get fornt row seats.
Chwiis:So what should we do?
Rocky:Go get some water.
Chwiis:Yeah I'm pretty thirsty.
Chwiis's Confessional:I don't think I would still be here if not for Rocky. He is my rock. When things gets to hammy, and let face it. They do this is Survivor after all. Rocky brings me back. He keeps reminds me this is for a million dallors and if we go they win. Nothing in this world that would make me happier then to beat them at there own game.
Rocky:So what is our game plan?
Chwiis:We go with Ash, and Milk and we just get the other 3 out.
Rocky:Sounds good to me.
Rocky's Confessional:We pretty much got this entire game figured it out, now its just waiting for the votes to happen.
Jeff:come on out for reward