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BURLINGTON, Vt. (AP) - Organizers say a record number of cyclists participated in Vermont's largest charity ride this past weekend.
Over 750 riders, including 25 hand cyclists, helped to raise $300,000 for adaptive athletes and ski racing safety on Saturday.
The Kelly Brush Century Ride was started by the Middlebury College ski team as a way to raise money to buy a mono-ski for team member Kelly Brush Davisson, who was paralyzed as the result of a ski racing crash.
The money raised is used to help athletes with spinal cord injuries purchase specialized sports equipment.
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Brijesh Damani of PSPB and Shivam Arora of Mumbai registered contrasting wins to set up the title clash, in the R1.89 lakh NSCI-BoI All India 9-Ball open pool tournament, on Saturday.
While Khar Gymkhana's Arora, the former national 6-Red champion, overcame Siddharth Parikh of Railways 9-3, Indian Oil's Damani, the 2009 Otters Club 9-Ball runner-up, rallied from 4-6 to halt Altamash Saifi of Malviyanagar, Delhi in a 9-7 thriller.
Indian Oil's Brijesh Damani during the NSCI-BoI All India 9-ball pool tourney recently

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Author has written 22 stories for Jackie Chan Adventures, Greek Mythology, Mummy, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Kane Chronicles, Storm Hawks, Tekken, Lord of the Rings, Power Rangers, Digimon, Naruto, Rise of the Guardians, Tokyo Mew Mew, Dream Saga:, and Xiaolin Showdown.
My name is JinxKatKazama, as you can see above.
I used to be called xXTSolarisMaidenXx before but I wanted my name to be more...me and prior to that I used to be called Princess Anika Chan but people in school made fun of me so I've changed it
Can you lot check out this new story called "King of Iron Fists" and submit an OC please
I'm sorry that I haven't been updating regularly but I have good reason to though! The thing is that I have some health anxiety issues which make me panic a lot and stress and with the exams coming up soon I'm panicking more so please, bear with me
I'm an amatuer at writing stories but great at writing poems because some of them have been published in books
I've recently bought the Mark Of Athena and I finished reading it on the same day...IT WAS EPIC
JAMES BOND ROCKS AND IF ANYONE DISAGREES FEEL THE WRATH OF 003 (Aka moi) HI-YA!
I've watched Hotel Transylvania and it is SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY especially Dracula's rap at the end :)
I watched the Hobbit in 3D yesterday and it was AWESOME!
Anyway, please vote on my poll because I really need a new username, thanks and feel free to scroll down my profile as most of it is junk so... SCROLL AWAY!
Has anyone seen Brave cuz I have and it's great, you should really watch it!
Dude, I watched the Avengers Assemble in the cinema and it is bloody AWESOME! You guys have gotta see it!
Dudes reading this, I've watched Men In Black 3 and it is THE.BEST.MOVIE. EVER!
Here's a bit about myself:
Name: Wouldn't you like to know...STALKER!
Hair colour: Black, straight with flicked bits at the end and the back, turns dark a little reddish in the sun (weird right?)
Age: Something between 10-50
Eye colour: Dark Hazel Brown,Orange, tinged with Red (Weird, I know right?)
A few of my favourite stories are:
Demons 2: humans
Demons 3
(1st 4 are from the same author- Michaelmyersfangirl)
the 4 saint beasts of europe (Alana Fox)
And two of my faverite books are
Gakuen Alice (Tachibana Higuchi)
Harry Potter (J.K Rowling)
Percy Jackson
Heroes Of Oympus
The Kane Chronicles
All my favourite authors rock!
I hope you check out the stories that Alana Fox wrote and the ones that DaughterofPoseidon5432 wrote, they're really cool!
The sorting hat says that I belong in Gryffindor!
Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those with brave deeds to their name."
Students of Gryffindor are typically brave, daring, and chivalrous.
You say Twlilight
I say Harry Potter
You say Vampires
I say Wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
You say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say 'Is Cedric Diggory'
You say Pattison is hot
I'll say Tom Felton isHOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the Perfect dream couple?
I think thats Draco and Hermione are the Perfect dream couple
You say Edward I'll say "Harry, now shut Up!"
Copy/Paste this if you agree that Twilight is nothing compared with HP and it's magical glory
Harry Potter Oath
In Remembrance:
R.I.P.- James and Lily Potter, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Hedwig, Alastor Mad-eye Moody, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Ted Tonks, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley.
They will never be forgotten.
Mr. Harry Potter,
Mr. Ronald Weasley,
Miss Hermione Granger,
Mr. Draco Malfoy,
Mr. George Weasley,
Mr. Fred Weasley,
Mr. Albus Dumbledore,
Mr. and Mrs. Weasley,
Mr. Sirius Black and Mr. Remus Lupin,
Miss Nymphadora Tonks,
Mr. Rubeus Hagrid,
Mr. Neville Longbottom,
Miss Luna Lovegood,
Miss Ginny Weasley,
Mr. Lucius and Mrs. Narcissa Malfoy,
Mr. James and Mrs. Lily Potter,
Miss Minerva McGonagall,
Mr. Severus Snape,
And to Mrs. Joanne Kathleen Rowling,
"You're just as sane as I am." Luna Lovegood (Order of the Phoenix)
"Don't call me Nymphadora" Nymphadora Tonks (Order of the Phoenix)
"Very clean these muggles. Unnatural" Nymphadora Tonks (Order of the Phoenix)
"That's rich, coming from the owner of that smelly old shoe brush. It's alright, Crookshanks. Just ignore the mean little boy." Hermione Granger (Prisoner of Azkaban)
"You! You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!" Hermione Granger (Prisoner of Azkaban)
"Broaden your minds! Use your inner eye to see the future!" Hermione Granger mocking Professor Trelawney (Prisoner of Azkaban)
"Dobby never meant to kill! Dobby only meant to maime or seriously injure."Dobby (Deathly Hallows Part 1)
"We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one, and Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!"Peeves (Deathly Hallows)
"By Behaving Like A Babbling, bumbling band of baboons." Minvera McGonagall (Goblet of Fire)
"Students out of bed! Students in the Coridors!" "They're supposed to be out of bed you blithering Idoit!" Flitch and Minvera McGonagall (Deathly Hallows part 2)
Dead," Narcissa Malfoy (Deathly Hallows)
"Let me get this straight, you're really giving us permission to do this? To blow it up? Boom?" "BOOM!" Minvera McGonagall and Neville Longbottom (Deathly Hallows 2)
Things I am not to do at Hogwarts
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"
37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously
47) I will not tell Sir Cardigan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
50) I will not attack my fellow classmates
51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area
You know how Pleaseis the magic word it is not. Pukeit the magic word that will get you out of class faster than anythingPercy Jackson, Demigod files
God alert! It's the wine dude!" -Blackjack (Percy's Pegasus), THE TITANS CURSE
"Go chase a doughnut."-Percy, THE SEA OF MONSTERS
"Well. . .See you."
"Hold up! you can't just run off."
"Sure I can."-Clarisse and Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES
That's one good thing about sea serpents: They're big babies when it comes to getting hurt.-Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES
It's great when you're a celebrity to squids.-Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES
"No, no. Rainbows. Very macho." -Leo , The Lost Hero
"Rainbows, ponies."
"I'm gonna toss you off this chariot."-Leo and Butch, The Lost Hero
"Annabeth! I said you could borrow the chariot, not destroy it." - Will, The Lost Hero
"Vulcan? I don't even LIKE Star Trek."Leo, The Lost Hero
"Aphrodite took my snowboarding jacket. Mugged by my own mom." -Piper, The Lost Hero
"It's all right. We just had a family spat."
"Family spat? You turned me into a dandelion!"-Persephone and Nico, THE DEMIGOD FILES
Now Thalia and Nico would have to haul my useless butt through the rest of the mission.-Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES
''Maybe if we push her over." -Annabeth, The Battle of the Labyrinth
"Your a half-blood too?'
"Shh! Just announce it to the world how about?"
"Okay. Hey, everybody! These to aren't human! They're half Greek god!"- Rachel and Annabeth, The Battle of the Labyrinth
Deadlines just aren't real to me unless I'm staring one in the face. -Percy, THE LIGHTNING THIEF
I'll have a cheeseburger and-AHHH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket!-Jason, THE LOST HERO
Even before he got electrocuted, Jason was having a rotten day.-THE LOST HERO
"See, that's what happens to snow in Texas, lady. It-freaking-melts."--Leo, THE LOST HERO
"I wasn't sure where the Latin came from, i think it meant ' Eat my pants!'"Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief
"Yay! Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!"Tyson, The Battle of the Labyrinth
"Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom." ... I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand." "I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt."Zoe, Grover and Thalia, The Titans Curse
"That's us," Grover said. "Those five nuts right there."
"Which one is me?" I(Percy)asked.
"The little deformed one," Zoe suggested.
"Oh, shut up."Grover, Percy and Zoe, The Titans Curse
She glared at me like she was about to punch me, but then she did something that surprised me even more. She kissed me.
"Be careful Seaweed Brain." She said, putting on her invisible cap and disappearing.
I probably would have sat there all day, trying to remember my name, but then the sea demons came.Percy and Annabeth, TheBattle of the Labyrinth
Rachel: "They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb."
Annabeth: "Was it hard?"
Rachel and Annabeth, The Battle of the Labyrinth
" ºø" "øº"øº
ºø" PERCY JACKSON "øº
"øº IS AWESOME!!! ºø"
In loving memory of...
...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero
...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die
...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends
...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth
...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero
...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success
...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos
...Everyone else who died in the Titan War
The Percy Jackson pledge
Pledge To The Gods:
I promise to remember Ares
Each time I hear of World War II
And I promise to remember Athena
Whenever I hear of the loom
I promise to use the internet
For Hermes' sake of course
And I promise to remember Poseidon
Whenever I ride a horse
I promise to remember Zeus
Whenever lightning fills the sky
And I promise to remember Hera
Every time a guy makes a girl cry
I promise to remember Aphrodite
Whenever I see a girdle made of gold
And I promise to remember Apollo
When the sun is very bold
I promise to remember Artemis
When the moon shines in the night
And I promise to remember Hades
When something gives me a fright
I promise to remember Demeter
Whenever a daughter moves away
And I promise to remember Hephaestus
When someone never gets their way
I promise to remember Dionysus
When i am at a party
And I promise to remember Hestia
When someone's smile is very hearty
Yes I promise to love the Gods
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Olympians know!
You Know You're Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
You go to the EmpireStateBuilding and you ask for the 600th Floor.
There's a thunderstorm going on and you think, "CALM DOWN, ZEUS!"
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
You burn food to see if it smells good.
You see an owl, you go, "Hi Athena!"
You're in a running/swimming race and you're praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn't The Princess Andromeda…
You're on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You're in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won't blast you out of the air.
You go to Aunty Em's and say you're camera shy.
You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.
You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
You sometimes try to control water.
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood's address.
Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.
You think "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.
You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.
Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.
You are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books.
When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.
Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
You are going to the CampHalf-Blood in Texas.
You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
You have dreams about PJO characters/events
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.
You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.
Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
You stuff your Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you have some more places for your PJ&O stuff.
When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"
In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"
You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"
When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.
You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies
You pray to Athena when you don't study for a math test.
And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.
When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.
You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.
You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.
You give all your siblings god parents
You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.
You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.
You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.
You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.
Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.
You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.
They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.
You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.
You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.
You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! Give it back!!
You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay.
You get other people obsessed (My sister and friend)
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and use it in conversations.
Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.
You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS
When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus.
Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!"
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters
When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.
You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.
You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"
You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes.
You checked to make sure your principal doesn't have a tail.
You know which pages the good parts are on.
You suddenly hate thunderstorms.
You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
You started calling your dog Mrs. O'Leary.
You start figuring out who your godly parent is.
You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you're supposed to be taking notes.
Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven't read it.
The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, "Have you read PJO?"
You yell "Mizzenmast!" whenever you enter a boat.
You curse a god/goddess a lot.
You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room
You know PJO better then most sane people
You have links to every great PJO site
You add things to the list every day
You know what you would do if you were Percy
You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not
At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.
You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although i dont have a golden drachama)
You give friends and youself a godly parent,
You are trying to learn Greek.
You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.(Are you kidding, I bring them all with me!)
You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy.
You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to.
You just have to research more about greek mythology.
You want to learn Latin.
You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO
Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree.
You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them.
You're nodding and smiling when you read this.
You own every single book.
You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.
You call yourself a demigod.
You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real.
You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.
You've called someone you know a satyr.
You want to learn Latin.
You copy/paste this onto your profile.
You have taken every test you can find about what demigod parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to.
You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO.
Your friends (At least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree.
You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them.
You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unlike god, goddess.
You're nodding and smiling when you read this.(yeah)
You own every single book.(yes i do)
You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.(not really)
You call yourself a demigod.
You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real.
You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.
You've called someone you know a satyr.
You see 'Pier 1 Import' and you think it says 'Piper 1 Import'.
When Justin Bieber is a Lastrigonian Giant. (No offence)
When you think you saw something and your friends convince you it wasn't there and you think you may be a half-blood or can see through the mist. (But the joy disappears when they tell you it was a joke).
You repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth.
You are completely convinced one of your female teachers is a fury.
You say, "OH MY GODS!" and "What the Hades?" on a regular basis.
You blame Poseidon for bad weather.
You swear, "OH STYX!" then look apologetically at the sky (better safe than sorry).
Whenever you go to a PJO site in the US (such as the Hoover Dam or the Air and SpaceMuseum) you yell "PERCY'S BEEN HERE!" to the tourists.
Demand your family to have a group hug every week (Hera's watching...)(i will never do that)
Blame Athena for bad grades.
Ask the flight attendant if Zeus is in a good mood before entering the plane.
Glare at doughnut store chains and blame it on the Hydra.
Carry "Hermes" vitamins whenever you go get a pedicure as a safety precaution.
You start a conversation with guinea pigs (they used to be men, after all).(sadly mine are male)
Whenever you see a spider, you curse Arachne.
When people ask you to play capture the flag, you ask if magical items are allowed.
You refuse to lie down on a waterbed.
You ask suffers in Bermudas if they know Poseidon.
You have done at least 10 (Or more) of the above things.
You are so obsessed with the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabethism! (Amen!)
You could think of at least 20 more things to add to this list.
You're convinced that all anti-PJO fans have taken a dip in the river Lethe, which explains their brainwashed views on PJO.
You think this list could go on into infinity (which I do).
You fall asleep in class after re-re-re-re-re-reading Chapter Three in LT and you dream you and your classmates are in a bus WITH Percy and Grover, and the Minotaur throws the bus in the air.
When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT.
You relate a High School Musicalsong to Apollo (references to the sun).
You change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me, Annabeth".
You try to talk to horses.
You try to summon the dead.
You try to summon lightning.
You try to breathe underwater.
You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement.(there might be one)
You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them.
You pray to Aphrodite 50 times a day, praying to get that cute girl(or guy!) to like you.
When you look for a dog to adopt, you look for one with 3 heads.
O.O I'm obssessed
If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?
Beach or Lake
Which PJO Character Is Your Best Friend?
Annabeth or Thalia or Percy or Nico
Which PJO Character Do You Hate?
Your Favorite PJO book?
Can't choose
Favourite Charecter
Percy Jackson. He's just awesome...
Favorite God or Goddess?
Artemis or Poseidon or Hades or Apollo
Percy walks up to you, what do you do?
something like "Hey what's up?"
You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
The Stolls to bribe the people to get me extra tickets. So a lot more than just them :)
You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
Percy. Hello? Son of the Sea God? He could swim us to Atlantis! And he'd be fun to annoy!
Favorite PJO Pairing?
Percabeth (I do like Thapollo too though...)
You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??
We'd be playing Monopoly and I'd be bankrupting the big three and then Apollo would come and try to convince me that the Sun is better than the Moon and that he's better then Artemis
If you could spend your Friday nights doing something, what would it be?
Two words. Prank Wars. With CampHalf-Blood and Olympus
Favorite PJatO Quote?
"With great power comes great need to take a nap...wake me up later."-Nico di Angelo
Favorite Percy Moment?
...too many to pick one.
Favorite Nico Moment?
"With great power comes great need to take a nap...wake me up later."
Favorite god or goddess Moment?
When Demeter keeps obsessing over cereal in TLO.
Favorite Grover Moment?
"Then he moaned 'Food' and I knew there was hope."
Favorite Random Moment?
...too many
If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile
If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile
If you think that Percabeth is the best pairing EVER! paste this to your profile
If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile
If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile
If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers/insane, copy this into your profile
If you Yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile
If you are in love with fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, WWMTgirl,The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Hay Lin rox, D.J. Scales, Alana Fox, JinxKatKazama,
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They were looking through peoples
The girl slowly came upon this one
It had creatures in the background and the man
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
It said:
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
XxLoVemExX: What??
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
Friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
She goes and knocks but no one said
She opens it and finds her friend there on
Her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
One in your room, and one killing your parents at that
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?
Repost or you are going to die. Creepy, huh?
Copy and Paste!!!
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
Copy and paste this on your profile if you HATE racism!
If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're that person who checks their email every few minutes to see if anyone reviewed/favorite/alerted/PM'd you, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name
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The New Ace of Spies
Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor
Angel's Detective
"Oh? Rock beats paper? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you."
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
"Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up."
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
"You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?"
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
"Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs."
"A criminal will stab you in the front. A friend will stab you in the back. A boyfriend will stab you in the heart. But only best friends poke each other with straws."
"Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?"
"I ran with scissors, and lived!"
"Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?"
"Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot."
"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!"
"I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?"
"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."
"Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
"Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... 'Nuff said."
"If nothing is going right... GO LEFT! :)"
"'Let's eat Grandma' or 'Let's eat, Grandma'- Punctuation saves lives."
I was blown away when I realized OK looked like a sideways person
I was even more blown away when I realized QK looked like a sideways ninja
"Flying is easy. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Unknown
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling." -Unknown
If you like WAFFLES, copy this into your profile!
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you are really random put this on your profile.
Godly Parent is...
You like being in charge.
You feel at home in the water.
You're not that much of a people person.
You own a garden.
You often start fights.
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You're very creative and artistic.
You dislike boys in general.
You have a way with tools.
Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like pickpocketing your friends.
You're the life of the party.
OMG, I'm percy's half sister!
-I will not under any circumstances prank the Ares cabin
-I will not ask Chiron for a "free pony ride"
-I will not address Mr. D as "the wine dude" unless I would like to be turned into a bottle of Merlot
-I will not mention the golden mango to any Aphrodite camper unless I want to deal with an emotional breakdown
-If I see Travis and Connor Stoll coming towards me with a box of unidentified items I will walk the other way
-I will not challenge Percy to a water balloon fight. Ever.
-I will not convince Drew to charmspeak Jason into kissing her because Piper happens to be very handy with her knife
-Calling Thalia Pinecone face results in serious injury so I will not do it
-I will not put Prachel posters all over Camp unless I want Annabeth to kill me and Rachel
-I will not follow Leo around with a marshmallow and a stick asking him to help me make s'mores
-Going up to Nico and whispering "Nico I am your father" with a black cape on will most likely result in some ghost haunting me so I will not do it
-I will never replace the Athena Cabin's books with copies of the Twilight Saga
-Chiron's Dean Martin records are not to be used as torture devices as this is cruel and unusual punishment
-I will not call Jason "Pikachu"
-I will not switch seats at dinner just because the Romans can do it
-If I value my sanity I will not dress Piper up as a barbie doll. She can charmspeak.
-Running around comparing our lives to Harry Potter is stupid and I will not do it
-I will not dunk every new kid's head in the toilet because look what happened to Clarisse
Things Learned From Percy Jackson
1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar-The Titans Curse
2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian
3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth
4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse
5. You can fight monsters, see Annabeth, and make things go BOOM at the same time.-The Batte of the Labyrinth
6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth
7. Monster will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth
8. Avoid poisonus swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labryinth
9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade - The Sea of Monsters
10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dud end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse
11. Three kids can drown in a really big bath.- The Lightning Thief
12. Everything strange washes up in Miami-The Sea of Monsters
13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian
14. Just say hello to the poodle.-The Lightning Thief
15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to chase a donut. -The Sea of Monsters
16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief
17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters
18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Theif
19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse
20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian
Child abuse is too often over looked
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my Mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't do a wrong
I can't speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When I'm awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my Mommydoes come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He's already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don't pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
On with it!
If you're against abortion, re-post this.
Copy and paste this on your profile if you HATE racism!
If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're that person who checks their email every few minutes to see if anyone reviewed/favorite/alerted/PM'd you, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile
I am that girl, the one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.
I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with what she loves and is obsessed with, who can express herself beter with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people.
"Oh? Rock beats paper? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you."
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
"Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up."
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
"You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?"
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
"Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs."
"A criminal will stab you in the front. A friend will stab you in the back. A boyfriend will stab you in the heart. But only best friends poke each other with straws."
"Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?"
"I ran with scissors, and lived!"
"Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?"
"Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot."
"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!"
"I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?"
"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."
"Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
"If nothing is going right... GO LEFT! :)"
"'Let's eat Grandma' or 'Let's eat, Grandma'- Punctuation saves lives."
When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.
Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?
When Drowning…
Mortal: LIFEGUARD!
PJO fan: PERCY!
When rain suddenly come…
Mortal: Damn it!
PJO fan: Grab a tissue Zeus!
Mortal: Oh My god!
PJO fans: Di Immortales!
When angry…
Mortal: Shut up!
Thalia: Shut up or my dad will zap you!
Percy: Shut up or my dad will blast you into seawater!
Annabeth: Shut up or my mom will kill you with wisdom!
Nico: Shut up or I'll bring you to my dad NOW!
Beckendorf: Shut up or I'll invent something to kill you!
Travis/Conner: Shut up or you will be as poor as a beggar! (They'd steal everything away.)
Katie: Shut up or I'll make you eat cereal for the rest of your life!
Silena: Shut up or my mom will mess up your love life!
Castor: Shut up or my dad will wrap you with vines!
Clarisse: Shut up. My dad's sharpening his knife.
Chiron: Shut up or my dad will— Oh wait that doesn't work. Shut up or I and my buddies will have a stampede on you!
PLEASE post the following 3 things and if you don't your a cold heartless person!!!
Month One-
Mommy. I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.The sound of your heart beat is my lullaby.
-Month Two-
Mommy. Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitly see I'm a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm here.
-Month Three-
You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound do sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry too even though you can't hear me.
-Month Four-
Mommy. My hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
-Month Five-
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
-Month Six-
I can hear the doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns!! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy, help me!!
-Month Seven-
Mommy. I am okay. I am in Heaven, someone told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? What did I do wrong?
Every abortion is just..
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak
Johnny Brought A Gun To School
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye
Anyway PJO fans, there's a new forum called 'Half Blood Hill, Thalia's Pine: A Percy Jackson RP' so pease check it out, the DaughterofPosedon5432 made it and it's really cool so please check it out and read her stories, they're totally awesome
92 percent of the English teen population would be dead if Abecrombia and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe.Copy and paste this in your profile if you are the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off at the others.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with FanFiction copy this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
When in doubt, push random buttons!
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies.
Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon
It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. (me: there's no way anyone can argue with that...)
I find "good morning" contradictory
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then?
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
I'm not as dumb as you look.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Boys are just like SLinkys, they have no purpose but fun to watch when they're falling down the stairs
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.
Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.
Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.
'You know what! Earth sucks, I'm going home.'
Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.
Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
'Define normal.'
But us teenage girls, we're realy going at one thing, staying strong
Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"
All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.
Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE!
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!
If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone.
If life gives you lemons, make beef stew.
When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else
In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."
When life gives you lemons, just read my profile. There are a bunch of options on what to do next.
I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.
Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.
A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Which way does a compass point in space?
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"
If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP. lol
I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.
Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, discord, my work here is done.
Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
Her name was Aurora
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
Copy and paste this if you hate child abuse!!
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
If you ABSOLUTLEY REFUSE to die by suffocating, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random, copy and paste this into your profile.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
The Stupidest Things On Products
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I got to admit, I'm curious
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon
On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".(Awh, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!)
On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:" Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."(And that would be how??)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."(But, it's just a suggestion).
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on
You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!
BE YOU (tiful)
On December 24th, 2006 at 8:00 in the morning, a 14-year-old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his e-mails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo e-mail account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't send a chain letter about a little girl who kills you in your sleep with no natural cause of death. This is the e-mail she read: My name is Ofelia Heras. I'm 16 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately. You have 900 seconds to repost this onto your profile or I will visit you tonight.
I'm an original, not a copy. I'm the girl who is shy, but nice. I'm the girl who's not a honuors student, but gets good grades (except in maths) I'm the girl who has a big heart and big dreams. The one who's never ashamed to say that she is a Muslim. The girl who loves to read, write, and sing. I'm the girl who you'd say is really nice, but shy at first. I'm the girl who tries her best to get along with everyone. I'm not the popular girl. I guess I'm not a loser, although I wouldn't mind that. I'm the girl who is a floater when it comes to friends, I hate cliques. I'm not the girl who's into sports or the materialistic airhead. I'm the girl that people can't categorize, not even myself; my style and personality can't be limited to stereotypes. I'm the girl who feels like she doesn't fit in. I'm the girl who thinks she's a complete dork, but I don't mind that. I'm the girl whose favorite subjects are history and english. I'm the girl who is comfortable with who she is, but am picky with who I'm close to. I'm just me. I'm not a supermodel or Marilyn Monroe. I'm just me. And if you have a problem with that, please tell me and we'll talk.
I'm sick of backstabbing girls who say that they're your friends. I'm tired of people who talk bad about me behind my back, but in reality, they're just as bad. I'm tired of girls who seem to think that makeup defines our entire lives. I'm tired of my so-called best friend always going behind my back, putting everyone down, and just being an all around "five-minute girl" that no one wants to be around. I'm sick and tired of the boys that fall for these crazy, dumb, FAKE girls that are so fake that Barbie herself is jealous. I'm sick and tired of all of it- Me
"Here's to the girls: That keep a smile even though they're going through hell. That keep their head high, even though they'd rather be elsewhere. That give amazing advice, but can't seem to follow it themselves. That can make anyone laugh, but herself. Here's to her."
"This is for the girls who don't always win. The girls who stay up all night listening to music that inspires them. The girls that laugh, smile, cry and think all on a daily basis. The girls who love, learn and regret. The girls who may never have it easy. The girls who learn the hard way to live and tell about it. The real girls."
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a boyfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out ever. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson, Storm Hawks and Teen Titans, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, PercyJackson-PeetaM-Fang-Fan11, xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx, JinxKatKazama


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Traineeships in the Western Australian public sector
Many traineeships in the Western Australian public sector are facilitated through the Public Sector Commission's 'Public sector traineeship recruitment and referral service'.
This service offers opportunities for young people to be selected by public sector agencies for both school-based and full-time traineeship programs. Those who are selected for a position in an agency traineeship program will:
- be employed and hosted by their agency for a period of 12 months for full-time trainees or 18 months for part-time trainees
- earn a trainee wage, based on age and final year of schooling completed
- receive support, including mentoring, to complete the traineeship
- develop skills relevant to public administration
- gain a nationally recognised qualification on completion of the program – Certificate II, III or IV in Government (Public Administration)
To be considered for a traineeship, individuals must:
- be between 17 and 24 years of age
- have completed a minimum of Year 10 or equivalent
- have a current residential address in Western Australia
- be committed to working full time for up to 12 months (or part time for up to 18 months) in an office environment within a public sector agency.
Eligible individuals can register their interest through one of three streams:
- General stream - closed
- Stream for Aboriginal youth
- Stream for young people with a disability. - closed
All streams offer opportunities in metropolitan and regional areas.
For more information, download Traineeships in the Western Australian public sector - a guide for youth and agencies (PDF - 812kb). If you have further queries, please email firstname.lastname@example.com.
School-based traineeship program
The 'School-based traineeship program' is for Year 10 students that will be progressing into Year 11, attend a WA public school and are looking for an opportunity to gain valuable work and life experience, earn a wage and a formal qualification, all while completing their secondary school education.
The Public Sector Commission coordinates the program in partnership with Skills Strategy International (Registered Training Organisation).
Program outline
After receiving your registration (see below), the Public Sector Commission will consider if you are suitable for the program. If your registration is accepted, you may be referred to public sector agencies that have a vacancy for a school-based trainee. This means your resume will be sent the agencies for their consideration, and you may be required to attend an interview for the agency to assess your suitability for the program.
If the agency accepts you as a successful candidate, you will commence your school-based traineeship in February the following year (in Year 11).
During your traineeship, you will work two days (15 hours) per week and attend school for three days per week. Your school's VET Coordinator will decide the days you will work in liaison with the agency. Note that you should be prepared to work through school holidays (unless annual leave is negotiated with your agency), as you will be classified as a part time employee.
The program is for 18 months, so at the end of Year 12 and upon successful completion of the program, you will complete your Western Australian Certificate of Education (WACE) and receive a Certificate II in Government. In addition, by the time you have finished your traineeship you will know how to:
- work in a public sector environment
- use routine workplace communication techniques
- deliver a service to clients
- use a range of software, technology and office equipment
- follow workplace safety procedures
You are eligible for the program if you:
- are a government school student commencing Year 11 study in the Perth metropolitan area
- have achieved a C grade or higher in Year 10 and be deemed academically capable of undertaking a traineeship by your school (check with your school's VET Coordinator)
- have a good attendance history at school
- are an enthusiastic, reliable and dedicated student who will be committed to maintaining your schooling as well as the school-based traineeship requirements
- are an Australian citizen, permanent resident or holder of an eligible working visa, who is currently living in Western Australia.
Trainee wage rates
As a trainee you will be paid a training wage of $137.85 per week in Year 11 and $152.10 per week in Year 12.
Please note the wages listed change annually. To check the most up to date wage, go to the Department of Commerce website and search for wage rates for public sector trainees.
Registration for the program
Applications are currently closed for the traineeship program. Applications will be open again in June 2017. Students must apply for the program while in Year 10, either via their school's VET Coordinator or by applying directly online.
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|Episode 482
|Production code
|ITV transmission date
|26th July 1965 (Monday)
|Stories by
| George Reed
Pam Tickell
|Jack Rosenthal
|Denis Parkin
|David Boisseau
|Executive Producer
|H.V. Kershaw
|Previous episode
|21st July 1965
|Next episode
|28th July 1965
Annie continues to be cool towards Jack. Stan starts brewing beer. Minnie is angry when she finds the Mission cleaner, Clara Midgeley, using Ena's china and shouts Clara down. Annie discovers fellow landlady Nellie Harvey has influence in the Licenced Victualler's and invites her to tea. Hilda discovers Stan's beer-making equipment in the yard. Len and Charlie buy themselves into the set up. Minnie makes up with Clara. Elsie starts work at the Laundryer. Hilda returns all Stan's bottles to the off licence for cash, and catches the men with the equipment.
Regular castEdit
- Len Fairclough - Peter Adamson
- Annie Walker - Doris Speed
- Albert Tatlock - Jack Howarth
- Miss Nugent - Eileen Derbyshire
- Hilda Ogden - Jean Alexander
- Minnie Caldwell - Margot Bryant
- Stan Ogden - Bernard Youens
- Charlie Moffitt - Gordon Rollings
- Jack Walker - Arthur Leslie
- Elsie Tanner - Patricia Phoenix
Guest castEdit
- As Howard Baker took a five-week break from producer duties, H.V. Kershaw returned to the role but credited as executive producer. This was the first time that this role had been credited on the programme.
- TV Times: No synopsis appeared in the magazine between Episode 470 (14th June 1965) and Episode 499 (22nd September 1965).
- Viewing Figures: First UK broadcast - 7,270,000 homes (2nd place).
|July 1965 episodes
|Mon 5th • Wed 7th • Mon 12th • Wed 14th • Mon 19th • Wed 21st • Mon 26th • Wed 28th


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According to Roxbury Township's engineer, fixing all that needs to be fixed on Emmans Road in the Ledgewood section of Roxbury Township, will likely cost in the neighborhood of $300,000. For that $300,000, the now infamous "bump" in the road, which is believed to have played a major part in causing the death of two teens last month, will be removed. A sharp curve will be improved, but not straightened. Drainage work will be done to eliminate dangerous ponding, and, in the winter, icing. Repaving and reconstruction will be done, and, in general, the roadway will be made safer. We agree with the Township Council's immediate concerns to fix portions of the roadway. Straightening the roadway would be the best option, but it is not deemed a viable one because of the amount of property that would have to be acquired. If portions of the roadway must be chosen, we would surely recommend that the "bump" area be regraded and reduced, and that the sharp curve be improved as much as possible.
This would be money well spent. Residents of the road say it has been ignored for too long. They say it has been in poor condition for many years, and say things are only getting worse there. It is time for the township to make some repairs, despite the high cost. The old cliche about "doing something before someone gets hurt", unfortunately, in this case, has proven to be true. Most disturbing was testimony given to the council by a resident last month who said that since the accident, teens have continued to "jump the bump" in their vehicles. That "bump" needs to become a thing of the past. Removing it would, in our view, re move the thrill and the temptation teens may face to jump it.
The sharp curve is also a serious concern, especially given the fact that drainage is poor as is the general condition of the roadway there. That, in our view, also warrants serious attention.
No one likes to lay out large sums of money, especially the frugal, belt-tightening Township Council, but, these problems are not going to go away. They need attention. This road needs repairing, and we agree with residents that say it needs it immediately.


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Can I get my stomach smooth? Can I transfer fat from arms and inner thighs for lateral hip dent on side of buttocks? (photos)
I had lipo and bbl 7 months ago with these results! (Mad) I have massaged like crazy compressed and anything else that was advised. I have hard areas and soft areas,it make me sad. I had little fat to begin with 128lbs. Also I'm guessing that I have scar tissue or something (right and left side of stomach)from where I had fluid after the drains were removed and I got my massages as instructed. Please help me. I need this fixed.


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|This article is about a/an monster in Power Rangers Wild Force.
The Bowling Org overwhelms the Rangers and makes Max go back to his old mentor, a former pro bowler. Max learns the spin and uses it against the Bowling Org. It was ultimately destroyed by Wild Force Megazord Predator Mode.
See Also
- Bowling Org (Gaoranger) - Super Sentai counterpart in Gaoranger. See comparison page.


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HERE is thedownloadable template. Again, not exact, but it works! I also didn't take a picture of every step because it's pretty self-explanatory. :)
Since the alien template isn't perfectly symmetrical, I just flipped the pattern over on the second tracing so that the pieces matched up better when sewing together.
After cutting everything out, pin on the white part of the eye.
You can either do a straight stitch (my preference):
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ΑΝΤ1 Satellite is the leading Greek TV channel in USA and Canada, transmitting since 1993. Being part of Antenna Group, the channel broadcasts live the Greek program of ANT1 TV on a 24 hour daily basis and it is enhanced with special productions and exclusivities for Greeks living abroad such as Greek Soccer Championship SUPERLEAGUE and Greek Soccer Cup.
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text: On Fri, 2003-10-24 at 10:10, Deas, Jim wrote: > Has any work been done to change the 2TB LV limit on i386 stuff up to > 1PB? I am looking for a solution where I can combine several 2TB NFS > shares to make volumes in the 10TB range for rich media content storage. > Also are there any file systems for i386 that could handle this size if > LVM could make them? > > Regards, > J. Deas The below is XFS specific. I don't know what the LVM 1.x or LVM 2.0/DM limitations are. I also don't know what the NFS limitations are. I too am curious to know. Anyway. if you can make 2+ TB volumes, XFS can handle them in theory, but I have been seeing bug reports on the XFS list related to 2+ TB filesystems. I have not been following as closely I should. XFS is generally considered a good choice for rich media content storage. I believe that was one of the main things it was designed for. For i386 and 2.4.x kernel you need the LBD patch (Large Block Device) and the XFS patch. (I believe SuSE has both in their distro.) For i386 and 2.6.0-test kernel, you just have to enable LBD and XFS via "make config". i.e. 2.6.0 has both of them in the vanilla kernel. All 2+ TB testing I am aware of is being done on 2.6.0, but XFS is supposed to support 2+ TB even on 2.4.x kernels. Greg -- Greg Freemyer


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|This article is about a subject whose real name is unknown, and is known only by a title, nickname or alias.
- "Oh my god. What was I thinking when I bought the geek machine?"
- ―Joyce Summers[src]
"Geek machine" was the nickname given by Joyce Summers to her jeep while under the influence of the drugged Milk Bars in Band Candy. The geek machine had a ding in its hood from Joyce and Giles' activities.
- "Welcome to the Hellmouth"
- "Nightmares"
- "When She Was Bad"
- "School Hard" (Only mentioned)
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Union representatives announced in Constantine over the weekend that they overwhelmingly reject the government's proposed privatization policies according to the Algerian human rights news source, Liberte Algerie.
The unions were quoted as saying that hotels should belong to their workers. The secretary general of the Federation of Unions, Rabah Brahmia, called on his members to stand firm against the threat of privatization.
Most commentators in Algeria and elsewhere believe that there will be a bitter fight with the unions but it is unlikely that the unions will prevail.
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Brian Q' Rourke, owner of The Horse & Hound Pub in Dublin, is preparing for St. Patricks Day, amd he must determine how much cider to stock. Brian sells three brands of cider on tap – Murphy's Blackton, and red Rye. The cost per gallon (to the pub owner) of each brand is as follows:
Brand Cost/Unit
Murphy's $1.50
Blackton 0.90
Red Rye 0.50
The pub budjet of $2,000 cider for St. Patricks Day. Brian sells Murphy's at a rate $3.00 per gallon, Blackton at $2.50 per gallon and Red Rye at $1.75 per gallon. Based on previous St. Patrick's Day celebrations, Brian has determined the maximum customer demand to be 400 gallons of Murphy's, 500 gallons of Blackton, and 300 gallons of Red Rye. The pub has the capacity to stock 1,000 gallons of each brand of cider; Brian wants to stock completely. Brian wants to determine the number of gallons of each brands of cider to order in order to maximize profit.
a. Formulate a linear programming model for this problem.
b. Solve the model by using the computer.


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