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I MEAN YES!!! BUCKLE UP!Edit
Episode 1: Unintelligent InvasionEdit
Balista: Whoa, this is apparently Friday, I LOVE FRIDAYS! Its a beautiful day in Bakugan Land, Imz SO HAPPEH!
Yoshi: YOSHI SO...
Balista: SHUT UP! (kicks Yoshi)
Drags: Ohai Balista, morning.
(The scene later takes place in the depths of the Doom dimension... wait what?)
Worton: (wortonposition)
Spatterix: So how long have we been in this depths of the Doom Dimension?
Kodokor: Its not called depths of the Doom Dimension, its the Underwhere.
Spatterix: I don't wear any Underwear!
Stronk: And a shirt too.
Mutabrid: GUYS SHUT UP! We're like in the end of the world... ever since Mechtanius Destroyer destroyed us.
Tremblar: Its Mechtavius Destroyer (facepalm), MUTABRID! DON'T TALK ABOUT THE OUTSIDE OF THE BAKUGAN ANIME! uh oh...
(2 things cloaked in lightning appear)
Tremblar: Noes!
???: Your under arrest for talking outside the Bakugan anime...
Mutabrid: WHO ARE YOU!
???: I'm thing one, and this is thing 2, we are Meta Dragonoids.
Thing 2: I LOVE MY MOMMA!
Thing 1: I know you do Thing 2.
Tremblar: I didn't talk about the Bakugan anime!
Thing 1: Nice try, Captain Obvious.
Worton: Ugh, Captain Obvious... my worst enemy.
Thing 1: Time to go.. spider turtle, whatever you are.
Tremblar: NOOOO!!! BUT CAN I ATLEAST HAVE A PHONE CALL?
Thing 1: Sorry, our phones are too small, you'd crush them.
Tremblar: WHYYY MEEEEE!!!!
Worton: Well... guess we only have 4 Nonets left, Kodokor, Mutabrid, Spatterix, and Stroke Stronk.
Kodokor: What about Betadron?
Worton: Remember? Ugh... flashback time...
Mutabrid: There's flashbacks in the Underwhere? O.o
Spatterix: I TOLD YOU GUYS I DON'T HAVE ANY UNDERWEAR!
(flashback occurs)
Betadron: LALALALALALAALA I AM FROLICKING IN THE FLOWERS! I CAN'T WAIT TO VISIT DRAGYPOO IN LIKE 25 YEARS! BEST OF ALL, THEY'LL BE A NEW KID ICARUS GAME!
Kodokor: Dafuq are you doing?
Mutabrid: Long story, when Betadron died, he accidently was transported into the world of Zoobles.
Spatterix: Akward...
(flashback end)
(Everyone): O.o
Worton: Well if theres only five of us, guess we need one more atleast (looks around)
Stronk: Look, a rock!
Worton: YES! HE WILL BE OUR BASED GOD!
Stronk: His name will be...
(Everyone): JOE!
Worton: Now... we must go on a big rock and hold him near the sun... he is our... ROCK KING!
Spatterix: STOP MAKING REFERENCES!
Drags: So. What a beautiful day, eh Balista.
Balista: I would listen... but nobody cares.
Drags: Stop trolling Balista.
Balista: WHYYYYYY.. cmon. Tell it to my face.
Drags: K.
Drags: Hello Balista Beyblade... Stop trolling.
Balista: O.e
Balista: So... BakuTech sucks hard does it?
Drags: Balista...
Balista: (trollface)
Drags: Stop trolling!
Balista: GALAXIA ROOLS ALL TOY AND GAMING!
Drags: What did i say about trolling...
(portal appears)
Drags: Oh snapdragons....
Balista: I see what you did pear?
Drags: cheesy.
Thing 1: YOU TWO!
Thing 1: We've been recieving troll complaints...
Balista: (applelieface) What complaints?
Drags: Oh snap..
Thing 1: Your under arrest.
Balista: Hah, you guys are n00bs! I bet your leader is Raisinoid.
Thing 1: HOW DARE YOU! BROTHERS! SHOW THEM WHAT WE DO!
(Millions of Meta Dragonoids appear)
Thing 1: Its make your mommas proud time!
(Everyone): I LOVE MY MOMMA!
Thing 1: I KNOW ALL OF YOU DO! ATTACK THOSE TROLLERS!
(Meta Dragonoids): FOR MOMMA!!!!!!!!!
Balista/Drags: We're screwed.
Narrator: Will Drags and Trollista survive? Will the Meta Dragonoids avenge their mommas? Will Joe be the new leader of the Nonets? Why am I telling you all this? Find out in the next episode!
Episode 2: Stand Back, I'm Trying Science!Edit
(The episode resumes when the Meta Dragonoid appears)
Meta Dragonoid: ATTACK!! FOR MOMMA!
Meta Dragonoid: YEAAAAAAAAderpAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Drags: Balista, what in the Vestroia are we supossed to do?
Balista: THE BAKUGAN PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!
Drags: Wait... wha?
Balista: I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE...
Meta Dragonoids: TO OUR MOMMAS
Balista: WRONG! (slaps one Meta Dragonoid)
Balista: TO THE FLAG...
Drags: Flag... where?
Balista: There! In SPACE!
Drags: ._.
Balista: TO THE UNITED STATES OF VESTROIA!
Drags: o.e
Balista: AND TO THE BAKUGAN REPUBLIC...
Balista: FOR WHICH BAKUGAN STAND
Balista: ONE NATION, UNDER...
(portal appears)
Nonets: TO JOE!
Balista: NO! (fires bubble and destroys portal)
Balista: Ahem... ONE NATION, UNDER GO.. Drago
Drags: Drago is no god, but he is the god of the constant evolutions though. (trollface)
Balista: (trollface)
Balista: Indivisible, with liberty and justice to all...
Meta Dragonoids: TO ALL MOMMAS!
Balista: (slaps another Meta Dragonoid) STFU!
Balista: with liberty and justice to all BAKUGAN!
Thing 1: That was... stupid.. Meta Dragonoids ATTACK!
Balista: Guess it didn't work. Lets run to a house.
Drags: Which house?
Balista: YOUR MOMS HOUSE!
Thing 1: After dem!
(Balista shuts door)
Drags: What do we do now?
Balista: Only one answer...
Drags: And what is it?
Balista: ITS TIME TO TRY SCIENCE!
Drags: Oh no....
Balista: NOW! I TAKE THIS CUP, and um... hey look a Goblinball, well, he doesn't exist in the Bakugan World, so... (throws goblinball into blender)
Goblinball: NOOOOOOOOOO!
(this part has been cut due to OODE (Organization Of Deleting Everything), no, it has nothing to do with Tavanel.)
Balista: Now the last ingredient... PLUTONIUM!
Drags: BALISTA NO!
Balista: Ugh, its kraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayzeeeeeh.
Drags: THROW IT OUT THROW IT OUT!
Balista: K, come get some science suckers!
Meta Dragonoid: WE LOVE SCIENCE... AND OUR MOMMAS!
(balista throws plutonium mixture)
(Meta Dragonoids are unaffected)
Balista: FUUUUUUUUUU I THOUGHT IT WOULD WORK!
Drags: Balista, your tail is gone...
Balista: NOOOO!!! NOW I WILL NEVER BE IN A MCDONALDS HAPPY MEAL.
Drags: Doesn't matter? .-.
Meta Dragonoid: FOR MOMMA!
Drags: They are... combining!
Balista: Combining Bakugan? Hehe, they totally won't sell at BakuMart.
(Meta Dragonoids combine into one huge Meta Dragonoid)
Drags: Oh snapdragons. We are dead.. Its a Meta Dragonoid Deka! I thought they don't sell Season 4 Dekas...
Balista: No... its a superhugeawesomebigmetalicthingthatissoawesomethatlovetheirmommasandisabakugandekawithdiecastmetalthatisbigtimes10.
Drags: Thats a long name.
Balista: Ha
Deka Meta Dragonoid: WE WILL AVENGE OUR MOMMAS!
Drags/Balista: Snap.
(Will Drags and Balista beat the Meta Dragonoid that is sooooooo huge? What are the Nonets doing? Find out in next episode!)
Episode 3: The WeaknessEdit
Drags: We are dead.
Balista: No, not yet, we won't let that annoying plot-twists get in our way.
Drags: o.. Kay?
Balista: Its... NINININININININNINJANINJANINJANINJANINJANINJA TIME!
Drags: o.o
Balista: NINJAAAAASTRIKE! (slaps Deka Meta Dragonoid)
Balista: NINJAAAAAAum...TROLL! (insults Deka Meta Dragonoid)
Drags: ITS NOT GONNA WORK DUDE!
Balista: Hmmm, guess we need. MOAR SCIENCE!
Drags: That plutonium didn't work last time...
Balista: Oh then... its time for... pointlessnamethatmakesnosensethatismadewitheveryelementintheuniversethatwilldestroyanybakugan.
Drags: Another long name.
Balista: WHO CARES!
(Balista throws mixture)
(Meta Dragonoid is unaffected)
Meta Dragonoid: MWAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS FOR MOMMA! (squishes Balista and Drags)
Balista: Ow, that hurt.
Thing 1: WHAT? BALISTA WAS SUPOSSED TO BE DEAD ACCORDING TO THIS PIE CHART!
Thing 2: Dis pai chart, i ated it.
Thing 1: (facepalm)
Balista: If that mixture didn't work, and ninininininninijaninjaninja didn't work... then... we need to...
Drags: Need to what?
Balista: BREAK THE FOURTH WALL!
Drags: WHAT!
Balista: HEY DUDE WITH THE COMPUTER! Nice computer you got there, can I have it?
Drags: Balista stop!
Balista: Guess what? Kuso is coming back!
Drags: NO NOT HIM! I mean... STOP!
Balista: DRAGO IS THE STRONGEST!
Drags: BALISTA HE AIN'T HE IS THE EVOLUTION MESS! NOW YOU DONE IT.
Meta Dragonoid: He broke the fourth wall... o.o We're still not done.
Balista: Erm... they should have been finished.
Balista: I NEED TO DO SOMETHING!
Drags: I will attack! Rawr! Dragon Kick! Dragon Punch!
(does nothing to the Deka Meta Dragonoid)
Drags: Darn.
Balista: Hmmm... we'll have to use the only weakness, the ultimate weakness.
Drags: You don't mean... not that one...
Balista: YOUNGSTER JOEY!
Drags: NO NOT HIM! ANYBODY THEN YOUNGSTER JOEY! BALISTA NO!!!
Balista: Just kidding, Youngster Terrell. (trollface)
Drags: .-.
Balista: ATTACK NOW YOUNGSTER TERRELL! DO IT FOR THE POKEMONS!
Terrell: (explodes)
Balista: derp. Didn't work. Well I guess we need Joey after all.
Balista: OHHHHHHH JOEEEEEEEEYKINSSSS!!!
Balista: Y U NO COME?
Drags: He won't unless you tell him that he sucks, uh oh.. (coversmouth).
Balista: GREAT IDEA!
Balista: YOUNGSTER JOEY SUCKS!
Youngster Joey: WHO DARES DEFIY THE GOD OF POKEMON TRAINERS!
Balista: Drags.
Drags: BALISTA WTF?
Joey: DIE!!!!
Balista: WAIT!
Joey: Whuh?
Balista: Wrong guy, that superhugeawesomebigmetalicthingthatissoawesomethatlovetheirmommasandisabakugandekawithdiecastmetalthatisbigtimes10.
Joey: THEN THAT THING MUST DIE! (uses godly powers and destroys Meta Dragonoid)
Meta Dragonoid: NOOOOOO! MOMMA! (dies)
Balista: HA! WE BEAT YOU! YOU ARE NO GOD!
Joey: Now that they are done, I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Drags: Oh snapdragons.
?: Joey! PBJ is ready!
Joey: YAY MOMMY PBJ I WANT SOME! (runs to his momma)
Balista: Akward.
Drags: Lol.
Balista: So, its just you to left.
Drags: (kicks Thing 2)
Thing 2: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (sent flying)
Thing 1: You won't beat me.
Balista: Oh yeh? Its... NINININININNININJANINJANINJA TIME!
Thing 1: Whu? NOOOO!!! (sent flying)
Balista/Drags: VICTORY!
Drags: Can't believe the day we had Balista, this is like, unbelieveable.
Balista: Ye
Episode 4: Millennium FalcoEdit
(The episode begins with Zie with Drags and Balista at Target)
Balista: YES! TARGET! NOW WE WILL ARCHERY TILL WE DIE!
Drags: Wat.
Zie: Balista, how you make me laugh. You can goes to the toy section now.
Drags: Lets meet new friends!
Balista: Hello Yugiohs
Yugioh Card: Hai!
Drags: Dafuq? The cards talk, makes no sense.
Balista: All toys talk Drags, ever watched Toy Storey?
Drags: Touche...
Balista: BEYWHEEELZ! I hope Flywheels aren't mad. Hey look a fight!
BeyWheel: RAAAAAAAAAAA SMASH ATTACK!
Flywheel: GAAAAAAAAAAA YOUR DOOMED! DIE POTAT... BEYWHEEL!
(Both FlyWheel and BeyWheel are smashed away by a Fur Real Pet)
FlyWheel: Take me toy your leader!
FRPet: WOOF!
BeyWheel: That thing Barks the Herald Angels.
FlyWheel: Oh no, we have stopped, goodbye friend.
BeyWheel: I LOVE YOU FLYWHEEL! (dies)
Balista: ._.
Drags: ._.
Drags: LETS GO LEGO SECTION!
Balista: Okie Dokie!
Drags: ITS THE DEATH STAR!
Balista: Don't you mean. Deth Star? (trollface)
Drags: SPONGEBOB!
Balista: PLANKTON!
Drags: KRABS!
Balista: PLANKTON!
Drags: KRABS!
Balista: PLANKTONNN!!!
Drags: KRABBBBS!!!!
Patrick: SPONGEBOB!
Spongebob: PATRICK!!!
Everyone: ._.
(meanwhile, while that happens, a falcon like Bakugan named Falco is looking at the Millennium Falcon Lego Set.)
Falco: Whoa... so pretty... If only I could fly, I'm gonna try it again! (flies)
(Falco crashes into wall)
Hawktor: Bad luck bria... I mean Falco.
Ventus Bakugan: HAHAHAHA FAILCO!
Falco: :(
Falco: Now i never lern how tu fwi.
Falco: I'm gonna use the Millennium Falcon! Bakugan controling powers go!
(Falco controls the Falcon and the fake lego weapons turn into real weapons)
Falco: OH YEAH! PREPARE TO DIE SUCKERS! (shoots missile at Ventus Bakugan and Hawktor)
Hawktor: OH SHISHKABOBS!!! NOOO (explodes)
Falco: RISE MY LEGO STAR WARS ARMY, WE WILL RULE THE BAKUGAN GALAXY!
(all lego star wars ship combine into a lego version of falco like machine)
Falco: NOW! SUPERMEGAULTIMATEAWESOMEBIGTHINGYLAZERBIGMEGAAWESOMESUPERNOVABUSTERRAYGUNCANNON!
Drags: My dragon senses indicate a long name.
Balista: HOLY DRAGO! ITS A HUGE CHICKEN!
Falco: ITS A FALCON MORON!
Balista: (trollface)
Balista: Well, lucky for you, I have a lego machine to! GO ROBO BALISTA! Wha.. whats that?
Betadrons: OMG DRAGYPOO ITS BEEN SO LONG THAT THEY FINALLY MADE A KID ICARUS GAME!
Drags: NONONONONNONONO!
(Betadrons destroy Robo Balista)
Balista: GOD DAEM! Y U LOVE DRAGS BETADRONS? (balista slaps one betadron)
Falco: Time to destroy that boring Lalala Loopsy into DieDieDie Oopsy!
Balista/Drags: LOL
(Aisle 3 gets destroyed)
Worker Lady: Clean up on Aisle 3. wait wut?
Falco: Lets make the Hulk into Hulk Hogan!
Balista: Lulz.
Hulk: NO! NOT HIM!
Thor: LOOK! ITS FILL WERREL!
Hulk: :D (runs to Fill Werrel)
Iron Man: WE'VE BEEN AVENGED! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Thor: Hey look, King Kong!
Iron Man: OH NO NOT HIM!
Balista: Hey look! Youngster Joey!
Drags: NO NOT HIM!! NOT HIM!!!
Balista: Just kidding, Youngster Terrell. (trollface)
Drags: Wasn't he dead?
Balista: Eh, he might have had more 1-ups than we thought.
Drags: So, we got Terrell, King Kong, and that Chicken.
Falco: ITS NOT A DANG CHICKEN YOU MORON!
Balista: MOTHER OF DRAGO! THATS A LOT OF HUGE THINGS!
Drags: Uh oh, and theres a bunch of Meta Dragono...
Meta Dragonoids: WE LOVE OUR MOMMA!
Drags/Balista: We're screwed. Again.
(Will Drags and Balista beat that huge amount of huge toys? Will Falcos machine stop being called a chicken?
Falco: HEY!
Will Marucho ever grow taller?
Marucho: HEY!
Where the hay is Zie anyway? Find out in the next episode!)
Zie: I'm right here.
Episode 5: Falco PunchEdit
Drags: ONWARDS TO THE BEYWHEEL SECTION!
Balista: YOU GO THERE WHILE I GO STEAL SOME SCAN2GOS!
Drags: Okie dokie!
Balista: TIME TO USE MY supermegaawesomethingyultimatecannothatspowerlevelisover9000andhasacookiejarinsideofitforapowersource.
Drags: BALISTA! DID I HEAR ANOTHER LONG THING?
Balista: No, (trollface)
Balista: TIME TO DESTROY THIS STOOPID ISLE FULL OF BABY TOYS! (destroys isle)
Balista: Now! OPEN SCAN2GO!
Balista: UGH! THIS THING WON'T OPEN! Do you have any knives?
Cashier: Dafuq, a talking toy?
Balista: Woops.
Cashier: CALLING CASHIER RANGERS!
Balista: Wait wat.
Cashiers: GOGO CASHIER RANGERS!
Red Cashier: GO YELLOW CASHIER USE YOUR MEGAYORD!
Yellow Cashier: (eats doughnut)
Red Cashier: STOP EATING YOU BIG OX! BLUE RANGER! ATTACK!
Blue Ranger: OMGOGMOMGOMGOMGOGMGFMGOMGOMGderpOMGMGOMGOMG FULL HOUSE IS ON!
Red Cashier: OMG YES! Uh, I mean... (facepalm), its up to you Green Cashier Ranger.
Green Cashier: I would but... Nobody Cares.
Red Cashier: YOU BETTER DO IT! YOUR GETTING PAID FOR IT! DO IT OR YOUR FIRED BRO!
Green Cashier: Meh.
Red Cashier: OKAY! GO PINK RANGER! USE YOUR GIRLY SELF TO ATTRACT... aw forget it, they're just toys.
Red Cashier: Attack please?
Pink Cashier: (takes off helmet)
Red Cashier: HOLY DRAGO! (wait did I say that?) ITS CARLY RAY JEPSEN!
Carly: Hi.
Red Cashier: CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
Carly: Or I could sing.
Red Cashier: Wait... wut?
Balista: OH NO! DON'T DO IT!
Carly: Hey I just met you...
Balista: SHUT UP!
Carly: And this is...
(wall breaks)
King Leonidas: THIS.. IS... SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Carly: Whoa.
(pink wall breaks)
Justin Bieber: I'm here!
Carly: Could this get worse?
(Roof breaks and an angel and a weird god like creature appears)
Hades: Hello ladies, and bieber, HERE COMES HADES!
Pit: HADES!
Hades: PIT!
Hades: HADES! Wait..
Pit: PIT! Wait..
Balista: BALISTA! Wait.. (trollface)
Drags: LETS GO TOXIC STINGER SCORPIO! ATTACK FALCO!
Falco: Uh oh, the millenium falcon is breaking!
Falco: I'll use self-destruct!
Carly: NO WAIT! I DIDN'T FINISH MY SONG!
Bieber: BUT I JUST GOT FAMOUS!
King Leonidas: Bah who cares, Sparta will live on.
Hades: Hades!
Pit: PIT!
(Hades, Pit, King Leonidas, Carly, and Bieber explode)
Balista: (trollface) They're finally gone.
Betadron: DRAGYPOO! Huh, PIT IS GONE! THAT MEANS NO MORE KID ICARUS! (explodes)
Drags: ._.
Drags: LETS COMBINE OUR STRENGTH!
Balista: LETS GO SUPER BAKUGAN SAIYAN!
Drags: Okay! RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRRRRRRRZERS!
Balista: TRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLZERSSSSSS!!!!
Meta Dragonoid: MMMMMOOOOOOOOMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! zers.
Balista: SHUSHU! (slaps Meta Dragonoid)
Balista/Drags: COME AT US BRO! Or should I say Chicken.
Falco: I AM NOT A FREAKING CHICKEN GOT IT! Ugh... Its time..
Balista/Drags: ?
Falco: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALCOOOOOOOOO PUNCH!
Balista/Drags: HE'S TOO STRONG OH SNAPDRAGONS!
Drags: HOLY DRAGO! I CAN'T HOLD ON!
Captain Falcon: WHO DARES COPY THE FALCON PUNCH?
Balista/Drags: O.O
Captain Falcon: FALCON PAWNCH!
Falco: NOOOO (smashed into ground)
Captain Falcon: YES! (explodes)
Falco: Uh, I'm sorry. I just wanted to get revenge because some Bakugan called me Failco :(
Balista: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Falco: VERY FUNNY!
Drags: Its okay, but you still gotta.
Titanium Dragonoid: Your under arrest for nearly destroying a store Falco, come to Bakugan Jail.
Falco: NO PLEASE I'M SORRY!
Balista: (smashes Titanium Dragonoid with Scan2Go car)
Balista: LETS GO GUYS! I FOUND THE RIGHT CARD FOR THIS CAR!
(everyone hops in)
Drags: What about the other things like the momma obsessed Meta Dragonoids and Godzilla?
Balista: I got that covered, I planted a bomb in the store (trollface)
Drags: Ah thats Balista.
Falco: Lol.
Balista: It should explode right about...
Meta Dragonoids: WE LOVE OUR MOMMAS!
Godzilla: Hmm? I CAN TALK? HECK YES! WAIT NOOO (store explodes)
Balista/Drags/Falco: Like a boss.
Episode 6: PartylistaEdit
Zie) Okay, I'm going away on vacation guys, and the other Bakugan, don't do anything bad, your in charge Drags.
Drags) Okay, I'll do my best.
Zie) *carries bags to door* bai!
Bakugan) Bai!
Zie) (closes door)
Balista) *jumps near telephone* ITS TIME TO PARTY!
Drags) Zie is away, we shouldn't do any partys... bah who cares!
Balista) Aww yeah... Dangit! my legs are to tiny!
Drags) I'll help you out.
Drags) Okay this is our first call.
?) This is 911, how may we help you?
Drags) OH SH... Balista!
Balista) (trollface)
(several calls later)
Bakugan) PARTAYYYYY!!
Cat) (walks by)
Drags) Uh oh, it's Zie's cat, Potato.
Balista) EVERY BAKUGAN FOR THEMSELVES!
Ziperator) run awaaaayy! no!
Cat) *starts playing with Ziperator*
Drags) Ziperator!
Gorem) *throws rope*
Ziperator) What the?
Gorem) *rides on cat* Wheee.. Ride em cowboy!
(minutes later)
Balista) Okay guys! The pool is ready (bathtub)
Cycloid): CANNONBALL!
Cycloid) OH MY GOD! HOT! HOT! HOT! BALISTA!
Balista) (trollface)
Drags) (turns water warm) There...
Bakugan) *jump in*
Random Bakugan) *riding on rubber ducky* Ahoy mateys! We're here to take our treasure!
Other Bakugan) *riding on another rubber ducky* The treasure is ours! (fires blobs)
Hammersaur) Captain Anchorsaur! Your going down!
Anchorsaur) bring it on!
Hammersaur & Anchorsaur) *both begin to crash into each other*
Hammersaur & Anchorsaur) *both stop* OMFG A BUNNY!
(doorbell rings)
Balista) PIZZA!
Drags) Balista, one question, how are we gonna face the pizza delivery guy? We have to use a disguise.
Balista) Right, erm. EVERY BAKUGAN LISTEN TO ME IF THEY WANT FREE COOKIES!
Bakugan) :D
(The Bakugan disguise themselves as a man)
Balista) *talking in british accent* Hola, thank you for the pizza. Here is your money.
Pizza Delivery Guy) Theres one dollar less.
Balista) Oh um.. well who cares, now gimme teh pizza.
Pizza Delivery Guy) It's 8 bucks.
Balista) Just accept it for 7.
Pizza Delivery Guy) YOUR NOT GETTING IT, PAY ONE MOAR DOLLAH NOW!
Balista) Alright... I see your bargin.. 10 DOLLAH!
Pizza Delivery Guy) WHAT? 7 DOLLARS!
Balista) 20 BUCKS!
(10 minutes of prices later)
Balista) 7 BUX!
Pizza Delivery Guy) All right! Heres the pizza.
Balista) yay.
Pizza Delivery Guy) *walks away* wait what?
Balista) Ah.. (drops pizza)
Bakugan) Now wheres our cookies?
Balista) Oh... we have no.. cookies.
Bakugan) YOU LIED TO US!
Random Bakugan) KILL HIM!
Balista) Run away!
Drags) GUYS! The cat is eating the pizza!
Bakugan) WHAAAA?
Balista) DIE POTATO! (smashes into Cat)
Cat) *runs away*
Balista) I'm sorry guys, but, atleast we have pizza, so DIG IN!
Bakugan) WOOHOO!
Balista: OMG WE ARE UNFROZEN BY ZIE'S USE OF PALKIA AND DIALGA TO STOP US BECAUSE HE WAS SO LAZY TO WRITE THE REST LIKE A SIR. HEY I BROKE THE WALL! 4th WALL!
Drags: OKIE! WE FINISHED THE PIZZA!
(door busts opens)
Falco: HEYYYYYYYYYYY GAIIIIIIIIIIIIS DID YOU MISS ME CAUSE I WASN'T IN THE FIRST PART OF THE EPISODE! BECAUSE I WAS CREATED AFTER THIS AIRED AS A SHORT!
(window breaks)
Balista: DOOOOD Stop breaking the fourth wall.
Wontu: Hola Amigos, OI! Lets go Boofs.
Boofs: Okie! I'm Boofs the Verias!
Wontu: And I'm Wontu the Explorer! Explorawontura!
Balista: QRONG! EXPLORALISTA!
Wontu: Now explorers, do you know where the Star is?
Lumagrowl: (steals Wontu's item)
Wontu: LUMAGROWL NO SWIPPING! (slaps Lumagrowl and throws it somewhere else and takes back item)
Lumagrowl: Do you know where the Star is?
Balista: Yeah, it's right outside the door.
Wontu: Really?
Balista: Yeah. (kicks Wontu and Boofs outside and slams door)
Drags: ._.
Balista: (trollface), they found it.
(door breaks open)
Wontu: DESTROY TARGET ZIE'S HOUSE!
Balista: Uh oh, do u widdle babies need diapers?
Wontu: DIE! (shoots missile)
Abis Omega: OOH I NEVER KNEW GALAXIAS HAVE MISSILES!
Balista: HEY! WE'RE NOT THOSE PIECES OF JUNK! ACID BUBBLE BISH!
(both Balista and Wontu destroy Abis Omega)
Balista: I know the obvious solution, HEY WONTU! WANT MILK AND COOKIES? (trollface)
Wontu: YEAH!
Balista: OKAY! I CHOOSE YOU! YOUNGSTER PETEY! USE YOUNGSTER TERRELL WHO WILL USE YOUNGSTER JOEY WHO WILL USE YOUNGSTER YOUNGSTER!
Wontu: Whaa.. (explodes)
Balista: Good job Professor Oak, Elm, Bish Birch, Rowan, Juniper... Juice, and Professor TREE! As well as you Professor Professor.
?: Rawr.
Balista: Dafuq are you?
Leoness: I'M SHIELD LEONESS, yay.
Drags: Oh joy..
Episode 7: The Lion Meets The PartyEdit
Leoness: WHY IS EVERYBODY SILENT! DO YOU HATE ME! ARE YOU THROWING PARTAY?
Balista: (hiding) Oh god, this guy is SO annoying, we gotta kick him out.
Falco: But how?
Balista: WITH YOU!
Skyress: Ok... :c
Balista: NOW TO FIRE THE SUPERMEGAWESOMEBIGGODCANNONOFSUPERLOGNESSSUPERBLASTOR!
Drags: LONG NAME DETECTED! With my Dragon senses.
Falco: You have Dragon senses?
Drags: Yeah, Balista threw a computer at me, it electricuted me, and gave me super powers!
Falco: Wouldn't you go haywire right now?
Drags: Right.
Drags: SUBJECT BALISTA AND FALCO FOUND, TERMINATE, TERMINATE!
Balista: GOD DAYM FALCO I HATE YOU Y U DO THAT?
Falco: Sorry.
Balista: Back to destroying that lazy lion. FIRE!
Skyress: AH! (sends Leoness flying)
Balista: Now to get revenge on you Falco, GET IN THE CANNON SO YOU CAN KNOCK DRAGS OUT!
Falco: No.
Balista: Oh ye? Don't make me tell your secret.
Falco: What secret?
Balista: YOU CRIED IN DOLPHIN TALE!
Falco: O.O NO DON'T TELL THEM PLEASE!
Balista: TOO BAD! (kicks Falco in Cannon) FALCO CRIED IN DOLPHIN TALE!
Everyone: HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Balista: Don't get too cocky, all you guys almost were killed by the BT System, and the Alternative.
Everyone: :c
Balista: PREPARE TO DIE! (shoots Falco) TIME TO ROAST OF CHICKEN!
Falco: I NO CHICKEN! Hey! I believe I can flyyyyyyyyyy I believe I can... OH NO! (falls)
Drags: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, enough of this.
Balista: So you wanted to troll me didn't you? (trollface)
Drags: Or I wanted to hurt Falco even more cause he's annoying too.
Balista: True dat.
Falco: HEY!
Balista: Hey, since your a chicken, LETS ROAST HIM! HEY GUYS! GRAB THAT CHICKEN AND THROW HIM IN THE MICROWAVE!
Everyone: FREE CHICKEN! (throws Falco in microwave)
Falco: Is this it... I think it's my final resting place... (turns into chicken)
(in a weird dimension)
?: Faaaaaaaaaaailcoooooooooooo
Falco: Who is? HEY DID I HEAR FAILCO?
?: Nope, just Chuck Testa.
Falco: OMG IT IS YOU CHUCK TESTA!
Chuck Testa: Wrong, (takes off skin)
Chuck Norris: I'm chuck norris bish.
Falco: AWESOME!
Chuck Norris: Wait, I'm not him, (takes off skin)
Chuck E. Cheese: I'M CHUCK E. CHEESE!
Falco: I hate Chuck E. Cheese.
Chuck E. Cheese: YOU DO! THEN DIE! (fires beam)
Falco: OH NO! Wait, this is just a dream isn't it?
Chuck E. Cheese: Daym, I wanted to kill him, well I'm not Chuck E. Cheese either! (takes off skin)
Youngster Petey: I'M YOUNGSTER PEETA! I mean Petey!
Falco: Oh god...
Youngster Petey: Oh... Now i will reveal my true form... (takes off skin)
Oclaf: I'M OCLAF!
Falco: Oclaf..?
Oclaf: THATS RIGHT!
Falco (thats my name spelled backwards... isn't it?)
Oclaf: I can hear you...
Falco: Woops.
Oclaf: Don't worry, I have a nuke, you can use it, and btw, it's ressistant to only you.
Falco: Great, I'll keel everyone.
Oclaf: :)
Oclaf: Goodbye!
Falco: (teleported out)
Oclaf: (takes off skin) Now they will pay, for I am Blast Dragonoid....
Falco: (wakes up) O.O! The Nuke! HEY BALISTA!
Balista: (attempts to smash refridgerator) GAH! GAH! OPEN YOU MADNESS THING!
Falco: BALISTA I KNOW YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
Balista: HOLY DRAGO! WAT YHOU WANT! YOU NEVER MET HER!
Falco: I have a nuke, free me or I will destroy this house.
Balista: ... Whatever.. (frees Balista)
Falco: HOLY DHARAK! Do I..
Balista: HEY FAILCO! YOU DO NOT USE THAT WORD! THE CORRECT TERM IS HOLY DRAGO!
Falco: HEY DON'T SAY FAILCO! OH GOD I SAID IT TOO! Okay then... hey.. do I smell chicken?
Balista: (looks at Falco's tail, which turned into chicken) Nope, (trollface)
Falco: Ah thanks.. HEY! I DO HAVE A CHICKEN TAIL! I'm so mad, I'm throwing this nuke!
Balista: WAIT DON'T DO IT!
Wontu: Lets divide by Zero!
Balista: OH NO DON'T DO THAT TOO! (slaps Wontu)
Falco: Too late (throws nuke)
Balista/Drags: FALCO YOU SON OF A BAKUGAN! (house explodes)
Falco: Haha, I destroyed you al.. Oh no... you guys didn't get destroyed... dam.
Balista: Idiot...
Drags: YOU DESTROYED ZIE'S HOUSE!
Falco: I was just trying to get revenge, you guys called me Failco and cooked me.
Balista: Nobody likes you.
Falco: True.
Zie: (walks in)
Every other Bakugan: (runs away)
Zie: HOLY DRAGO!
Balista: See, thats the correct term Falco.
Falco: I SEE.
Zie: I AM GOING TO KILL WHOEVER DID THIS!
Falco: :c (hides)
Zie: OHMEHGERD! A TRI FALCO AND SHIELD LEONESS! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED THOSE TWO! :D
Falco: :L
Leoness: Ya
Balista: OH GOD ITS HIM
Zie: Welcome to the team Falco and Leoness.
Falco/Leoness: Thanx! :D
Episode 8: Truck Or TreatEdit
Balista: TRICK OR TREAT BAKUSUCKER!
Drags: ._.
Falco: I'm gonna dress up as an... ANGRY BIRD!
Leoness: Finally, I will show my true roar and scare all those widdle little Zooble like bitty teeny Bakugan!
Balista: Yeah, when Jinryu evolves into Saint Aquas! Haha!
Drags: Wasn't it when Swinubs fly?
Balista: WHO CARES! (smashes pumpkin) CANDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Balista: TIME TO ROB THOSE PEEPS OF THEIR CANDY!
Drags: Yeah, just watch out for the Hairy Scary Stranger
Leoness: (shudders) The hoo?
Drags: Hairy Scary Stranger, if you say his name 3 times, he pops out and keels you.
Leoness: With what?
Balista: Your momma.
Leoness: OH NO! NOT MOMMA! SHE KNOWS ABOUT MY BAD GRADES!
Balista: Yeah, she gonna woop you hard big boi...
Falco: Hah, like there even is a Hairy Scary Stranger.
Balista: Better shaddup, don't even try.
Falco: Hairy... Scary... STRANGER!
Leoness: AH!
Falco: HAIRY SCARY STRANGER! THATS TWO!
Leoness: Momma! (hides)
Balista: Boi, you better not...
Falco: HAIRY! SCARY! ITS TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL! STRANGER!
Leoness: OH MY GOD!
HST (Hairy Scary Stranger): WHO CALLED ME! WAS IT YOU LEO THE LION! THEN YOUR MY DINNER! (eats Leoness)
Leoness: NUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
Falco: uh oh. :c
Balista: I TOLD YOU YOU DUMB CHICKEN! GET OUTTA MAI HOUSE!
Drags: Zie's house.
Balista: Whatevs.
Balista: (kicks Falco out) AND DONT COME BACK TILL YOU BRING 1000 PIECES OF CANDY!
Falco: okie.. waaaaa! (runs away)
Drags: So what is Truck Or Treat anyway?
Balista: Okay, time for a story! HEY BUTLERLISTA! GET MY READING GLASSES SO I CAN LOOK KEWL IN THIS SCENE!
Drags: Your not reading a story, just telling.
Balista: WHO CARES! BUTLERLISTA!
Butlerlista: Here sir.
Balista: THANKS! (puts on glasses) Onca sponcea tyme, there was a Bakugan named Balista, not me, he got scared by this this truck, which dropped a treat, then he said, is that a truck or a treat, thus, he made the holiday Truck or Treat. Pretty naice story eh?
Drags: Yeah...
Balista: NOW PEOPLE GIVE CANDY AND PULL PRANKS WITH TRUCKS
Drags: Kewl.
Balista: READY TO GO
Drags: I AM SO READY
Balista: (opens door)
Drags: OH GOD
Balista: THIS IS AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ZOMBEH ATTACK!
Drags: ARE YOU CRAZEH? DO YOU KNOW THERES A BUNCH ON ZOMBIES
Balista: Meh, I have gun's just in case..
Drags: you had those so you can kill those people and steal their candy did you...
Balista: No... (trollface)
Drags: Gimme gun.
Balista: K, (throws AK47)
Balista: WE'RE GONNA KEEL TESE ZOMBIES GANGNAM STYLE! I mean... BALISTA STYLE!
Wontu: Yeeeeeeaa!
Balista: STFU! (shoots wontu)
Wontu: REMEMBER ME!
Balista: TIME TO DIE! TRUCK OR TREAT!
Drags: It's a wontu zombie apocolypse!
Balista: OH GOD YES I HATE WONTUS
Drags: MEE TOO!
Balista: Oh god their farming us too!
Drags: No kidding, one is farming a tomato plant.
Balista: Orly (trollface)
Balista: REMEMBER ME DRAGS, BUT DONT WORRY CAUSE IM GONNA USE A 1-up, my only one.
Drags: WHY YOU!
Balista: OH GOD ITS POISON MUSHROOM! AH! OH AND DRAGS, LEONESS ATE YOUR TOOTHBRUSH!
Drags: HE DID? HE'S DEAD!
Balista: Uh oh, its the end...
?: NOT THE END! (crashes into Zombie Wontu Army)
Balista: GRANDPALISTA!
Grandpalista: Hola, time to keel these zombies...
Balista: Ye, time to keel these zombies.. CALL OF DUTY STYLE!
Balista: GO GRENADES! RAWR! RAWR! DIE! DIE! DIE!
Drags: DRAGON UPPERCUT!
Zombie Wontus: (knocked back)
Balista: NOT DEAD, TIME TO USE ULTIMAAWESOMESUPERLISTABIGCRAZEHCANNONOFKILLINGLISTA!
Drags: Long names. AGAIN
Balista: Eh...
Balista: OH GOD ITS THE HAIRY SCARY STRANGER I HATE YOU
HSS: I love you too, I MUST HELP! DIE ZOMBIE DIE!
Balista: OH NO!
Grandpalista: It's the ultimate enemy.... Zombie... YOUNGSTER JOEY!
Balista: Oh god, you told me this would happen one halloween day pops.
Grandpalista: Come get Popeyes Chicken, LOUSIANA FAST!
Balista: Oh Grandpalista, you are best troll.
Grandpalista: No you are.
Balista: I am am i?
Zombie Joey: SUBJECT BAKUGAN DESTROY NOW!
Hades: MORNING DOGOODERS!
Drags: It's night Hades.
Hades: Hey look, who cares.
Drags: Hey look, I care.
Drags: Hey wait....
Drags: HADES!
Hades: DRAGS!
Drags: HADES!
Hades: DRAGS!
Drags: HADES!
Hades: PIT! WAIT I MEAN DRAGS!
Pit: I can HEAR you.
Hades: Oh then, BOOM! (destroys Pit)
(portal opens with zombie betadrons popping out)
Betadron: DRAGGYPOO I AM SORRY PIT DIED NO MORE KID ICARUS SEQUEL! AND DISNEY JUST BOUGHT LUCASFILM
Drags/Balista: VUT! bah who cares Lucas is lazy and stubborn to make another Star Wars anyhoof.
?: grrr... CANDY! DRAGS, BALISTA, are CANDY... must eat... Drags and Balista...
?: Rooaaarr (cough cough) you look tasty for our dinner eh... BRAINS
? and ?: BRAINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
All Zombies: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINSSSSSSS
Drags: OH GOD ITS THEM
Balista: THEY'RE ZOMBIES NOW!
Grandpalista: We need to defeat them once and for all.
Balista: Right, CALLING ALL MEMBERS OF THE LISTACLAN!
Drags: Hey Zierant use your epic powers to assist us?
Zierant: Yeah sure.
Sisterlista: Time to end this!
Mommalista: Heck yeah.
Dadlista: derp.
Babylista: (baby gibberish)
Drags: We got some people to assist us.. lets go..
Balista: ITS TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DD-D-D-D-DUEL!
Episode 9: Dead FalcoEdit
Balista: LETS GO! ACID BUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAA!!!! DIE!
Drags: DRAGON CANNON! TIME TO DAI! (chest brings out cannon)
Balista: HOLY DRAGO! DRAGS YOU ARE A CYBORG!
Drags: Vut? No, I'm using Reptak.
Balista: Oh yeah, then I use TWILIGHT SPARKLE! THOSE CHANGELINGS ARE COMING, BUT THEY ARE UGLEY NOW!
Twilight Sparkle: Their Bakugan.
Balista: WHO CARES! USE MAGIC TO DESTROY EM!
Twilight Sparkle: No.
Balista: THEN FORGET YOU! (kicks Twilight)
Balista: RARITY I CHOOSE YOU!
Balista: GET YOR FACE HERE!
Balista: Hey look at this huge Diamond..
Rarity: ITS MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Balista: Keel those Zombies first.
Rarity: DIE ZOMBIES DIE! (shoots magic)
Balista: Didn't work.
(zombie wontu's form into huge zombie wontu)
Balista: OH GOD NO
Rarity: YOU ARE DEAD! MY DIAMOND!
Mega Wontu: (shoots laser eyes and eliminates Rarity)
Balista: Its up to you, Applejack, I CHOOSE YOU! USE CHOCOLATE MILK!
Applejack: I don't have that move, (applelieface)
Balista: THEN I USE CHUCK NORRIS KICK, ON YOU! (kicks Applejack into Mega Zombie Wontu's face)
Drags: I choose you, um, RAINBOW DASH! Use your swag.
Rainbow Dash: Got it. (puts on sunglasses) like a boss.
Mega Wontu: (puts on glasses)
Rainbow Dash: (blinded by uglyness) OH GOD NO!
Rainbow Dash: Forget this! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONICCCC RAAA
Sonic: YOU SON OF A DRAGO THATS MY NAME! (turns into Hyper Sonic)
Rainbow Dash: Uh oh
(both Sonic and Rainbow Dash collide and explode)
Balista: Okay.. guess we gotta use... FLUTTERSHY!
Fluttershy: (shivers) Hhhhhh. hi.
Balista: Fluttershy, that thing hurt your critter friends, even Angel.
Fluttershy: (glows with fire) HE DID! HE'S GONNA DIE! FUS RO DAH! (smacks Wontu and sends it flying)
Mega Wontu: (zombie talk)
Fluttershy: YOUR GOING TO DIE!
Mega Wontu: (shoots laser beam and destroys Fluttershy)
Drags: ._.
Balista: ._.
Balista: This is it... GO PINKIE PIE! USE PARTY CANNON!
Pinkie Pie: (shoots confetti and hurts Zombie Wontu)
Balista: Time for a song.
Drags: Oh god....
Balista: THIS IS HALLOLISTA
Balista: TRUCK OR TREAT
Balista: WE GO AND STEAL OUR NEIGHBORS CANDY
Balista: SMACK EM WITH A TRUCK
Balista: OH GOD ITS DANDY
Balista: IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS SONG
Balista: I'LL SEND YOU TO THE DOOM DIMENSION
Balista: WITH THOSE NONETS AND THAT DARN ROCK
Balista: YOU ARE JUST A PUNY ROCK
Balista: HALLOISTA, ITS THE PLACE TO BE, ZOMBIES, CANDY, TRUCKS, JERRY, TROLLING, EVERYTHING MAN!
Balista: I SALUTE TO YOU THE GREAT PUMPKINLISTA, TOO BAD I DESTRYOED YAAAAAA!!!!
(ground breaks)
Balista: YEAH! Like a bosslista.
Drags: Oh god, is this is the end....
Grandpalista: (snoring)
Others: (collapsed)
Balista: hehe.
Pinkie Pie: Lets divide by zero!
Everyone: NO PINKIE DON'T DO IT!
Mega Wontu: ?
Pinkie Pie: Zero divided by... zero..
Mega Wontu: (explodes)
Balista: Ok good he's gone.
Balista: Oh pinkie pie exploded too. Told her not to do it .-.
???: rrrrrrbraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainsss
Leoness: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINSSS (explodes)
Falco: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS
Drags: Leoness died, YUS!
Balista: Falco's a zombie, oh shet.
Zombie Joey: RRRRRBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOEYRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS
Drags: I have this awesome mixture, throw it at him Balista.
Balista: Okie! (throws Mixture at Falco)
Drags: NOT HIM! Ugh, whatever. Now we deal with Joey...
Zombie Joey: (grabs Drags)
Drags: BALISTA! HELP!
Balista: uh... what i do... hmm..
(zombie joey is knocked out and explodes)
Balista: HOLY DRAGO! ITS THE GREAT PUMPKINLISTA!
Great Pumpkinlista: Ho ho ho, goodbye Balista!
Balista: HEY WAIT YOUR SANTA I HATE SANTA
Great Pumpkinlista: o.o
Balista: TIME TO DIE (brings out gun and shoots Great Pumpkinlista)
Santa: Uh oh... (deceases)
Balista: YUS!
Drags: Well, bye Balista family
Balista Family: Bai! (teleports)
Falco: Ugh, hate you guys
Drags/Balista: We hate you too.
Leoness: Hay guys.
Drags: Didn't you just explode.
Leoness: HAHA! YOU GUYS THOUGHT I WAS THAT ZOMBIE! I MADE THOSE ZOMBIES TO GET REVENGE ON YOU!
Drags/Balista: YOUR DEAD!
(episode ends with Drags and Balista smashing and smacking Leoness)
Episode 10: Live At Let LeonessEdit
(rain pours on Leoness)
Leoness: Hmmm
Zie: (writing) OH SHUT THE **** UP DOG! I'M TRYING TO WRITE THE EPISODE!
(fourth wall breaks)
Balista: Ba dum tss.
Leoness: Did I just hear something? Nah.
Leoness: It's been, about 1 hour since they kicked me out, and I'm soooooo hungry, I could eat a bear.
Hugger Doguma: OMG NOOOOOO!! (Runs)
Leoness: ITS AN EXPRESSION!
Leoness: I guess I will go into that cafe. I have nothing else to do, I have no life. I'M FOREVER ALONE
(Leoness enters cafe)
MDrago: Hola senior, my name is DRAGJDEJWRKDFGJS, but my friends call me Mexican Drago.
Leoness: Kewl name.
Mexican Drago: I KNOW RIGHT?
Mexican Drago: Anyway, what would you like.
Leoness: I don't have any BakuDollars.
Mexican Drago: Oh no BakuDollahs? Well I can still sing you this song.
Leoness: Okie.
Mexican Drago: ALRIGHTY! LETS GO MARIACHI DRAGOS!
Mariachi Drago 1: Si!
Mariachi Drago 2: Pi!
Mariachi Drago 3: Hola.
Mexican Drago: THIS IS MEHICA CAFEA
(Mariachis sing and play)
Mexican Drago: WE SERVE ALL OF YER DELIGHTS
Leoness: :D
Mexican Drago: WE GIVE TACOS, TACOS, TACOS, TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TACOS TO EVERY CUSTOMER WITH DELIGHT
Leoness: REALLY? I WANT ONE :D
Mexican Drago: No you have no moneya.
Leoness: D:
Mexican Drago: DO YOU WANTA COFFEE! IT WILL MAKE YOU LIGHT UP LIKE A MEXICAN GLOTRONOID.
Leoness: Holy Drago o.o
Mexican Drago: CHILI! CHILI! IT MAKES CYCLOID FARTY!
Cycloid: HEY!
Mexican Drago: BUT WE ARE JUST MAKING A JOKE! HO HO HO!
Mexican Drago: And.... thats the song... Hola!
Leoness: Naice song.
Mexican Drago: I know right!
Leoness: I'll be going.
Mexican Drago: Oh... you can't go senior.
Leoness: Why?
Mexican Drago: I'm afraid you are coming with us, your done for now.
(something walks in)
Blast Dragonoid: Muahahahaha, fooled you little wittle lion, NOW TO GET YOUR OTHER FRIENDS!
Leoness: Meh, their not my friends anymore.
Blast Dragonoid: TOO BAD! MARIACHIS! DEAL WITH THIS FOOL!
Mariachi Drago 1: (brings out cannon) Your done for! (shoots)
Leoness: OH NO! (Dodges)
Leoness: I GOTTA UNLEASH MY ROAR! (roars like a pathetic kitten)
Mariachi Drago's: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAA! (explodes)
Mexican Drago: O.o OTHER MARIACHI DRAGOS! DO IT FOR PAPA!
Mariachi Drago's: FOR PAPA!
Random Mariachi Drago: I LOVE MY PAPA!
Meta Dragonoid: I LOVE MY MOMMA! WRECK IT RALPH WAS AWESOME! IN THE END RALPH MAR..
Blast Dragonoid: (destroys Meta Dragonoid) I HATE SPOILERS!
Mariachi Drago's: CHARGE!
(cafe window breaks)
(Balista, Drags, and Falco enter with army like clothing)
Balista: TIME TO KICK SOME GRASS!
Drags: PREPARE TO DIE!
Falco: WE'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S BOSS!
Blast Dragonoid: MWHAAHAHA! THEY'RE ALL HERE!
Blast Dragonoid: MARIACHI DRAGOS ATTACK!
Balista: CHARGE! AND THIS CALLS FOR ANOTHER SONG! FIRE UP THE SUPERAWESOMEMEGABOOMBOOMBOOMYBOXOFTERROR BUTLERLISTA!
Butlerlista: Yes sir.
(Butlerlista turns on Boom Box)
Balista: IT'S AN EPIC BATTLE OF EPIC PEEPS, VERSUS THE MARIACHI DRAGOS
Balista: LEAD BY THEIR MEXICAN DRAGO LEADERRRRRRRRRRRRR
Balista: WE GOT OUR STOOF, WE'RE GONNA MAKE THIS BIG
Balista: A BIG FIGHT THAT IS, SO.....
Zie: (writing) SHUT YOUR ONE DIRECTION MUSIC UP RANDOM HOUSE! I'M TRYING TO WRITE THE EPISODE!
Balista: SO.... THE FOURTH WALL WAS BROKEN! THIS IS SO SERIOUS!
Balista: BUT WE GOT TO KICK SOME ARSE WITH OUR HOOFS. woops I mean BAKUGAN POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Balista: WE'RE GONNA WIN! AND GET THAT LITTLE LION!
Balista: HE STILL OWES US A LOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Falco: KICKIN IT AT ALL THE PEEPS (smacks Mariachi Drago's)
Drags: BURNING IT UP AT EM! (breathes fire and destroys few Mariachi Drago's)
Balista: WE USE OUR POWER AND BEAT THOSE MARAICHIS, AND FINALLY KNOCK THAT MEXICAN DRAGO OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Leoness: But now the battles over, are we still friends.
Balista: Wait, HE'S BACK UP AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN (rock music)
Balista: Not for long so I can stop this song, BOMBS AWAY! GO BALISTACANNON!
Balistacannon: (fires and destroys the cafe)
Balista c:
Leoness: Ow.
Falco: lul.
Drags: EPIC!
Balista: Now let's go home guys, and Leoness you better make your famous chili or your kicked out FOREVERS.
Leoness: Eh, better than nothing.
Balista: Good.
(the 4 friends leave the destroyed cafe)
Random Mariachi Drago: So these four amigos leave.... to eat that lions chily... it will be sooooo good... Ohle!
Balista: SHUT UP! (kicks Mariachi Drago somewhere else)
Blast Dragonoid: I failed Commander J.
J: Don't worry, the Troll Games are coming up, they won't know what hit them.
Blast Dragonoid: So are you entering...
J: Of course I am... Muahahahaha
Blast Dragonoid & J: MWAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
Episode 11: Game Of TrollsEdit
Balista: Mommalista, I don't wanna go to college
Mommalista: What are you saying you have to go to college.
Balista: But I want to buy... JUNK FOOD
Mommalista: You gotta go to college then/
Balista: No
Mommalista: Yes.
Balista: NO!
Mommalista: YOUR GOING!
Balista: NO WAY! (Shoots Mommalista)
Zie: HEY! THAT WASN'T IN THE EPISODE! TROLLISTA!
Balista: (trollface)
Now back to our scheduled program
(Balista recieves a letter from this weird guy with a mushroom hat)
Balista: Hmm, a letter. Lets read. (reads letter)
Dear Bowser,
Mario has kidnapped me, he is forcing me to become his girlfriend, SAVE MEH
-Thanks, Your Mom Peach
Balista: DAFUQ IS THIS? A FAT MEXICAN, I MEAN ITALIAN PLUMBER KIDNAPPED A PRINCESS THAT NEEDS TO BE SAVED BY AN EVER FATTER DINOSAUR TURTLE?
Toad: Whoops, wrong mail.
Balista: Idiot, (slaps Toad)
Toad: Ouch, heres the mail.
Balista: OMG! THE GAME OF TROLLS! I'VE BEEN INVITED TO JOIN IT! OHMEGERD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! THIS CALLS FOR A TROLL!
Balista: I've been waiting to use this one (presses self-destruct button)
(Balista's house explodes)
Dadlista: BALISTA! YOU SON OF A DRAGO! YOUR IN TROUBLE NOW!
Balista: (trollface)
Dadlista: NOW YOU WON'T GET THE WII U!
Balista: Already have 100 of them.
Dadlista: How..?
Balista: FLASHBACK TIME!
(flashback begins)
Balista: LETS GO GET THE WII U RIGHT NOW!
Guard: HEY STOP! YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE!
Balista: I know you watch General Hospital and cry all the time and even recorded it today.
Guards: WHO TOLD YOU THAT? AHHHH!!! (Explodes)
Balista: (trollface)
Balista: WHOA! SO THIS IS HOW THEY MAKE CONSOLES... WITH... Toads? WTF
Reggie: Hey, your not supossed to be here, nobody should know our secret.
Balista: Hmm, hey Reggie wanna play some Wii Fit?
Reggie: YES I DO MY BODY IS SOOOOOO READY!
Mexican Drago: HOLA SENIOR!
Balista: HEY YOUR SUPOSSED TO BE DEAD! (shoots Mexican Drago)
Balista: OMG WII U! I'M GOING TO USE U ALL!
(flashback end)
Balista: And thats how Vestroia was born.
Dadlista: Nice story you got there, but your still in trouble.
Balista: Hey dad I got invited to enter the Game Of Trolls
Dadlista: OK TROUBLE OFF! YOU GO BALISTA!
Balista: IKR!
(Balista runs in with a skateboard and throws it at Leoness)
Leoness: AH! YOU SON OF A DRAGO! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
Balista: Cuz your dumb, (trollface)
Drags: What happened Balista.
Falco: Do you have another skateboard, cause I don't want to be hit by one.
Balista: As a matter of fact, I DO! (throws skateboard and knocks Falco back)
Falco: Ugh, obviously.
Balista: ANYLISTA! Ahem.
Balista: The Game Of Trolls is coming Drags!
Drags: OMG! AWESOME! Wait, whats that.
Balista: ITS a survival contest, full of people who troll in order to win.
Drags: AWESOMESAUCE!
Balista: Yeah, lets go sign up!
Drags: Alright.
Falco: Can I go?
Balista: No.
Falco: GOD DAYM
Leoness: Me too?
Balista: No you can come.
Leoness: c:
Balista: KTHXDAI CHICKEN
(balista slams door)
Falco: I'm NOT A CHICKEN!
Sign Up Lady: Ok so you 3 would like to sign up?
Leoness/Balista/Drags: Yes!
Sign Up Lady: TOO BAD! NOBODY ENTERS! (trollface)
Balista: HOW DARE YOU THATS MEH THING!
Drags: Please.
Sign Up Lady: Nobody signs up unless they beat me.
Drags: What we gotta do then?
Leoness: I hope it's easy.
Sign Up Lady: (pulls of businesswoman outfit and reveals a disco girl outfit)
Sign Up Lady: YOU GOTTA BEAT ME IN DANCE DANCE BAKUGAN REVOLUTION 3!
Balista: OH ITS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!
Drags: SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!
Leoness: YOUR TOO SLOW!
Balista: (slaps Leoness) NO MORE REFERENCES!
(fourth wall breaks)
Balista: F***, guess its time to use the EPICWALLOFMEGAACIDBERSERKWALLNESSBARRIER!
Drags: OHGODLONGNAMEAGAIN, hey I didn't say that last time, LONG NAMES!
Lady: Shall we start now?
Balista: Heck yeeee!
(Dance Dance Bakugan Revolution plays Baby by Justin Bieber)
Balista: OH GOD NO! I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS WAS DANCE DANCE BAKUGAN REVOLUTION!
Lady: QRONG! (trollface) ITS DANCE DANCE JUSTIN BIEBER REVOLUTION!
Drags: I HATE THAT GAME!
Leoness: I LOVE BIEBER!
Balista: Oh god he likes Bieber... least he doesn't sing that in the bathroom... OH WAIT HE DOES
Drags: Challenge accepted.
Balista: Uh, uh, HOW DO I DO THIS?!
(Drags and Balista are getting everything wrong while Leoness and the Lady get everything right)
Drags: I'm done...
Balista: NO! DRAGS! YOU CAN'T DO YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS! WE HAVE TO WIN THIS!
Drags: Nah, (sleeps)
Balista: GUESS I GOTTA USE MY LISTA MOVES THAT GREAT GREAT GRANDPALISTA TAUGHT MEH! a cha cha cha cha cha, oh god I'm done too. (sleeps)
Leoness: I GOTTA WIN THIS! SO DRAGS AND BALISTA WILL RESPECT ME! (dances fast)
Lady: ITS MAKE MY MOMMAS PROUD TIME!
Meta Dragonoid: I LOVE MY MOM..
Lady: (kicks Meta Dragonoid out of the way) NOT NOW!
Leoness: YES I'M BEATING HER!
Reggie: NOT FOR LONG! MY BODY IS READY! (dances so fast that Reggie instantly surpasses both the Lady and Leoness' scores)
Leoness: Hmm, REGGIE GO PLAY WII FIT!
Reggie: Not gonna fall of that.
Lady: Ugh, I'm out (sleeps)
Leoness: If I don't win... REGGIE YOU INTERUPTED US SO YOUR NOT IN GAME!
Reggie: I'm using Balistas place, muahahaha.
Leoness: Go play Wii Fit U!
Reggie: OH GOD YES MY BODY IS READY (flys away and breaks the roof)
Lady: Ugh whatever you guys win.
Drags: WOOT!
Balista: YE!
Reggie Head: Not so fast...
Shigeru Miyamoto Head: Hehehe! Pac-Man ftw!
Satoru Iwata Head: Yee! LETS GO PLAY SOME WII U!
All Heads; YE! (flys away and breaks the sky)
Balista: THE SKY IS FALLING.. AND RAINING CHICKENS! NO WAIT! ITS RAINING SCOOTALOOS!
Drags: So he did become a chicken after all.
Balista: (puts huge basket on head) QUICK! CATCH THE SCOOTALOOS! WE GET POINTS!
Drags: YUSA! ITS GAMING TIME!
Balista: Their gone.. HEY WAIT ONE MORE CHICKEN IS COMING! Oh wait thats Falco.
Falco: I'M NO CHICKEN D:
Lady: Thanks for saving me, you 4 can enter.
Balista: FUUUUUUUU ONLY ME AND DRAGS WERE GOING TO ENTER!
Leoness/Falco: c:
Balista: K lets go.
Balista: ITS TIME FOR THE GAME OF TROLLS WOOHOO!
Drags: YEAH!
Falco: Woop woop
Leoness: I LOVE YOU
(everyone stares at Leoness)
Leoness: Joking.. >.>
Balista: Hey look its a bird thats not flapping its wings! Wait, thats a plane! STOLEN FROM THE MITLITARY! Like i care.
Drags: Hey isn't those the...
Balista: OH MY FAKING GOD ITS THE CARE BEARS!
Red Care Bear: GIMME YOUR MONEY OR DIE!
Balista: I don't really care so let me use my Bazookalista and destroy you all.
Yellow Care Bear: YAY!
Balista: (destroys care bears and plane)
Police: Congrats Balista, we've been hunting those Care Bears down, but you killed them, but we were giving the person who caught them 1 million dollars.
Balista: Yay!
Police: But you killed them, so you owe us 500,000 dollas.
Balista: DAM!
Police: Oh and the plane worth 500,000 dollas too, so basically no reward.
Balista: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Oh well.
Announcer: OKAY! EVERYBAKUGAN READY?
All Competitors: YEAH!
Announcer: LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
Balista: I'm gonna win this!
Episode 12: Game Of TrollsEdit
Balista: Ok, we are in Dorkstrict 1 with dem nerds, least I got Drags, OH NO, WE GOT DAT CHICKEN AND DAT IDIOT LION, and who are you two?
Subterra Bakugan: I'M GRANDMA PANZER FOR GOD SAKE MAN!
Darkus Bakugan: Munikis.
Balista: Hey look the General is telling us what to do.
General Duckerson: HEY MAGGOTS, OR SHOULD I SAY FIGGOTS, OR DUCKS, YOU GOTTA GET DAT GEM ON THE TOP OF BAKUGAN PYRAMID.
Drags: Okay lets go.
Jinryu: Blast Dragonoid, we will eliminate those stupid Bakugan friends, so TROLL can take over THE ENTIRE BAKUGAN WORLD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Jinryu: So who are you?
Romney: I'm Mitt Romney.
Jinryu: AND YOU?
Mitler: I'm Romney's cousin in the alternate world, Mitler.
Mitler: I AM MITLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Romney: Oh no i hope this fight doesn't damage the very very very special grass.
Volca: Killer Volca is here, with my partner Raisin Blan Shoult.
Blan: Hi
Zierant: Hmm, I entered this tournament, too bad this is only 4 peeple team.
Bob: My name is Bob
Bobby: I'm Bobby
Bobo: Bobo.
Zierant: Ugh, stuck with them.
(Next day)
General Duckerson: 3... 2... 1.. GO!
Balista: (rides a destructive rocket) YEEEEE BOI TIME TO KICK SOME ARSE!
Leoness: OMG YES I GOT THE GEM!
Everyone: O.O
Leoness: Hey this isn't the gem, its a bomb... OH GOD! (is destroyed in explosion and in pieces)
Falco: TIME TO GO! I BELEIVE I CAN FLY ACROSS THIS CLIFF! OH GOD WAIT NO (falls off cliff)
Zierant: I'm about to use my full POWER! (charges)
Bob Family: WE'RE ABOUT TO UNLEASH OUR FULL.. RAGE!
Zierant: (smashes Bob, Bobby, and Bobo into cliff)
Zierant: 5 down, 8 to go.
Balista: NOT SO FAST BECAUSE I ALMOST HAVE THE GEM!
Drags: DRAGON BURNER! (shoots fireballs at knocks Mitler out)
Romney: I just hope those bad bad bad bad bad fireballs don't hit.. OH NO WAIT! (gets hit)
Drags: GET THE GEM BALISTA!
Zierant: NOT SO FAST! (charges and smashes Balista out)
Drags: BALISTA! I WILL SAVES YOU!
Drags: (catches Balista)
Balista: Thanks homie, now lets go... SUPERLONGMEGAEPICNESSGRAPPLINGHOOKGO!
Drags: Your lucky I won't drop you cuz of that long name.
Grandma Panzer: I'm walking on the cliff! HAH! OH GOD (falls off cliff)
Munikis: I'll deal with the other team >.>
Jinryu: HAH! SILVER DESTRUCTOR! (blasts Munikis into cliff)
Balista: WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP GETTING IN THAT CLIFF!
Blast Dragonoid: REVENGE! (soars to gem along with Jinryu)
Zierant: I won't let you! Barian Blast! (fires beam that knocks Meta Dragonoid out)
Jinryu: Gotta get that gem, (soars)
Balista: Almost there.
Jinryu: DRAGONIC SCALES! (shoots scales and knocks Drags to the ground)
Balista: Gonna get that gem.
Zierant/Jinryu: WE WON'T LET YOU! PREPARE TO LOSE!
Balista: It's been nice gais but, i won... LISTA CANNON GO! (fires super cannon and knocks Jinryu and Zierant out)
Balista: (grabs gem) I WON PEEPS! DORKSTRICT 1 WINS!
General Duckerson: ._.
General Duckerson: So, lets see who's off the tournament, Falco, Leoness, Grandma Panzer, ah forget it, EVERYONE LOST EXCEPT DRAGS, BALISTA, ZIERANT, AND JINRYU, WHO WERE THE LAST FOUR STANDING.
Losers: D:
Jinryu: Muahahaa, I'm moving on.
Balista: HOLY DRAGO! YUS!
Drags: :D
Zierant: I'll beat them next time.
General Duckerson: SO NEXT DAY, WILL BE THE NEXT ROUND UNTILL THE FINALS!
Everyone: Woohoo!
Episode 13: At Troll's EndEdit
Balista: YEEEEEEEEEEEEE WE MADE IT DRAGS WE MADE IT! TO TEH SEMI FINALS! YOU ME VS THAT DRAGON AND ZIERANT!
Drags: WOOT! DIS GONNA BE LEET!
Falco: I lsot
Leoness: I suck
Balista: YEAH YOU DO!
Duckerson: SEMI FINALS STARTS NOW!
(Balista and Drags are pulled by platform, as well as Zierant and Jinryu)
Duckerson: You must destroy that Demon.
Balista: Oh fak.
Drags: CHARGE!
Jinryu: Hm. (lies around)
Drags: FIRE DRAGON! (shoots fireballs)
Demon: (unaffected a knocks Drags out)
Balista: HAH SHORTY SHORT SHORT! (shoots demon and destroys it with rocket)
Duckerson: Balista won....
Duckerson: Lets see who else won... at night..
Duckerson: The people who are going to semi-finals. BALISTA AND JINRYU
Jinryu: (smiles)
Zierant/Drags: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Balista: I'm gonna win this!
Episode 14: The Final TrolldownEdit
Duckerson: OKAY MAGGETS! MAGGETS! FIGGOTS! FIGGOTS! BIGGOTS! you know what, the final round is... A SPACE ROUND! THE PLAYER WHO REACHES THE ORB INSIDE THE DEATH TROLL WINS! You can use those spaceships over there.
Balista: TIME TO WIN THIS!
Balista: THIS IS IT MEN, WE GOTTA WIN THIS!
Drags: I didn't go on to the next round e.e
Balista: Oh ye.
(gun fires)
Balista: HOLY SHET! ITS THE FANTASTIC STAR FOX!
Fantastic Star Fox: Hey... sexy ladies (signs autograph)
Balista: o.o
Fantastic Star Fox: Lets go and win this lul
Jinryu: FAK YOU GUYS! YRREJ EAT EM!
Yrrej: (eats whoever those "guys" were)
Jinryu: Who the drago are you?
?: I'm Unfantastic Star Wolf.
Jinryu: Mehbeh.
Unfantastic Star Wolf: Don't like my name? (puts whoever that frog guy near Jinryu)
Frog Guy: Hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi!
Hihihiroshi: I'M ABOUT TO UNLEASH MY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
Falco: (smashes into Hihiroshi and sends him flying along with himself)
Frog Guy: OK FUN FUN FUN!
Jinryu: Lets go Unfantastic Star Wolf.
Balista: (jumps in Spaceship) LETS DO THIS STAR WARS STYLE!
Balista: But... a song!
Jinryu: Oh fawk.
Balista: I DIDNT UNDERSTAND
Balista: I MADE IT TO THE FINALS
Balista: CAUSE IM LEET
Balista: BUT NOW YOUR IN MY WAY
Balista: YOU SUMMONED BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
Balista: RIPPED THAT CARD IN HALF, WHO'S YOUR FREAKING GOD NOW?
Balista: HEY I JUST PWNED YOU
Balista: WITH THIS DANG SONG
Balista: BUT HERES MY FAKE NUMBER
Balista: GO CALL MITT ROMNEY
Balista: ITS HARD TO LOOK RIGHT
Balista: AT THE NUMBER
Balista: CAUSE I JUST BLINDED YOU
Balista: WITH THE SUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Balista: SO DON'T EVEN TRY MAYBE
Balista: DUDE YOU CAME INTO MY LIFE AND YOUR SO NOOB
Balista: SO I'M GONNA KILL YOU
Balista: GONNA KILL KILL YOU!
Balista: DUDE YOU CAME INTO MY LIFE AND YOUR SO NOOB
Balista: YOUR SO NOOB
Balista: SOSOSOSOSOSSO NOOB
Mariachi Dragos: (playing violin)
Balista: HEY I JUST KILLED YOU AND YOUR ALREADY DEAD MARIACHI DRAGO'S AND SO IS THAT MEXICAN DRAGO TOO (shoots and destroys Mariachi Drago's)
Balista: AND THIS SONG IS OVER!
Carly Ray Jepsen Head: Die you mother of drago!
Balista: SUPERCANNON GO! DIE! (destroys Carly Ray Jepsen Head)
Balista: HEY WHAT THE DRAGO? HE'S GOING INSIDE IT! I AM SO FREAKING PISSED OFFF! YOUR DEAD DRAGON MEAT MAN!
Jinryu: GONNA WIN GONNA WIN GONNA WIN
Zac Effron: Getcha head in the game!
Jinryu: WTF? (crashes and destroys Zac Effron)
Jinryu: Weird..
Jinryu: Now to go through the hallways.. HEY WTF IS THAT?
Betadrons: DRAGGYPOO KID ICARUS MAY BE ON WII U YAAAAY
Jinryu: (sideturns and dodges Betadrons)
Jinryu: Oh god no.
Dora: Vamanos!
Jinryu: Not you stupid..
Dora: What did you say? (demonic voice) YOU SON OF A DRAGO! YOUR DEAD DRAGON MEAT1
Jinryu: HOLY FAKING DRAGO! AHHHHHH!
Dora: (transforms) I AM TERMINATOR DORA! PREPARE TO LOSE YOUR LIFE!
Jinryu: Momma...
Balista: (shoots rocket and destroys Dora)
Balista: YE! DESTROYED DORA LIKE A BAWS!
Balista: OH GOD REGGIE HEADS! ACTIVATING SUPERCANNONOFEPICNESSTHATSHOOTSWIIUGAMESTHATARENOTWIIFITRELATED!
(something whispers: NOT ANOTHER LONG WORD!)
Balista: Drags lul, THESE ARE NOT WII FIT GAMES REGGIES!
Reggie Heads: NU! (explodes)
Balista: Holy drago falling chickens, i mean scootaloos, i mean falco's, i
Falco: (outside) HEY!
Balista: I mean scootaloos. DON'T CATCH THE SCOOTALOOS! (pulls ahead)
Jinryu: ouch nice to meet you ouch ouch, god this is annoying.
Balista: A TV, showing Nick at Nite... OMG FULL HOUSE IS ON!
Jinryu: Meh (pulls ahead)
Balista: THIS IS THE EPISODE WHERE KIMMY GOES DRUNK!
Balista: wait were he go... OH GOD AFTER HIM! Oh no the lava is rising, RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Jinryu: OH DRAGO HE'S COMING, AND HOLY SUPER DRAGO LAVA! AHHHHHHHH!
(Jinryu and Balista escape from the lava, but Balista's vehicle is broken)
Balista: FAWK!
Jinryu: HAHAHA I'M GONNA WIN..
Balista: I need the help from... JERRY!
Jerry: (breaks into the Death Troll and lets Balista ride on him)
Balista: ONWARDS JERRY! FOR NARNIA!
Balista: OMG! ITS THE STAR RANGERS! AND THAT PINK RANGER IS MALE!
Pink Ranger: :( (explodes and destroys all the rangers alongside)
Balista: JERRY ULTIMATE BOOST!
Balista: Jerry.
Jerry: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jinryu: WTF IS THAT DINOSAUR PILLOW PET THAT CAN TALK AND IS FLYING?
Jerry: POTATO!
Balista: POTATO!
Jinryu: OH DRAGO!
Balista: (knocks Jinryu out and reaches the orb and touches it)
Duckerson: BALISTA WINS! THE FRILL LIZARD OF TROLLING BEAT THE SILVER DRAGON JINRYU!
Balista: AWW YEAH! LIKE A BAKUGAN BAWS!
Jinryu: GOD DAM! I LOST! Whatever (teleports)
Balista: Thank you Jerry.
Jerry: c: (teleports home)
Leoness: Good job
Drags: NICE JOB BALISTA! YOU WON!
Falco: Nice man.
Balista: Thanks gais, so Duckerson what do I win?
Duckerson: Nothing you idiot.
Balista: VUT! BUTLERLISTA! GRAB THE BALISTACANNON!
Butlerlista: Here sir (hands Balista the Balistacannon)
Balista: DIE! (destroys Duckerson)
Drags: Lul
Leoness: O.o
Falco: ._.
Balista: WELL I WON SO YE!
Episode 15: My Best Friend SlendermanEdit
Balista: HOLY DRAGO... I'm sweepy... goodnight (shuts lights)
Leoness: Balista... BALISTA!
Balista: WHAT THE EFF DO YOU WANT (smack bat at Leoness)
Leoness: Ouch, um... I want some water.
Balista: GO GET IT YOURSELF YOU LAZY BUM!
Leoness: I'm scared.
Balista: of?
Leoness: The dark.
Balista: turn on the lights then.
Leoness: and the light.
Balista: You idiot whatever.
Balista: (walks downstairs)
(doorbell rings)
Balista: Hmm? MUST BE PIZZA DELIVERY GUY!
Balista: Hey ladies how's it going? Wanna zapdos popcorns and watch a movie?
Female Bakugan: .-.
Balista: whats da matta.
Female Bakugan: (slap Balista)
Balista: FOREVERSINGLE
Balista: Hey who are you
Balista: You must be the pizza delivery guy!
Pizza Deliver Guy: ...
Balista: Oh your name is Slenderman.
Balista: NICE NAME
Mexican Drago: Weeeee
Balista: HEY SHADDUP YOU DRAGO I'M TALKING HERE!
Slenderman: ...
Balista: Here's the money.
Slenderman: (hands the money back)
Balista: YOUR LETTING ME GET PIZZA FO FREE?
Slenderman: (nods)
Balista: FO FREE?
Slenderman: (nods)
Balista: FO FREE?
Slenderman: (nods)
Balista: FO FREEEEEE?
Slenderman: (nods)
Balista: FO..
Kanye West: IMA LET YOU FINISH BUT..
Balista: SHUT UP! (fires balistacannon and hits Kanye to somewhere else)
Jerry: (attacks Slenderman)
Slenderman: (trys to knock Jerry off his arm)
Balista: Jerry, stahp (pulls Jerry off Slenders hand)
Balista: WE'RE GONA BE THE BEST OF FRIENDS SLENDER BUDDY! SO I MADE A SONG!
Balista: ME AND MY FRIEND SLENDERMAN
Balista: HE'S MY BEEESSTEST FRIEND OF BESTEST WORLD THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS AND THIS IS NOT A RIPOFF OF MILEY CYRUS' SONG BECAUSE I SMACKED HER TO THE MOON AND STUFF.
Balista: MY BEST FRIEND SLENDER
Balista: I TAUGHT HIM HOW TO MAKE A SANDWICH
Balista: HE SCARES EVERYONE HE MEEEEEEEEETS
Balista: HE HAS A UKELELE COLLECTION
Balista: HE EVEN SHOWED ME HOW TO PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Balista: MY BEST FRIEND SLENDER
Balista: HE TRIES TO MUCH TO EAT ICE CREAM, SO I HELP HIM OUT, BUT HE DOESN'T EAT IT YEEEEEEEE
Balista: SLENDER LETS SING A DUET
Slenderman: (oprah voice) MY FRIEND IS THE BEST FRIEND IN THE WOOOOOOOOOOOORLD!
Balista: SLENDER YOU CAN TALK! OH EM GEE! WE CAN TALK ABOUT FULL HOUSE AND STUFF!
Balista: WE CAN WATCH THE BAKUTECH EPISODES!
Balista: THIS FRIENDSHIP WILL LAST FOREVERLISTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Balista: BECAUSE WE'RE BEST FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENDS!
Slenderman/Balista: BEST FRIENDSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drags: I see you made a friend.
Falco: HOLY SHET! ITS SLENDER! (hides)
Balista: wahtsdamatta Falco, YOU EEVEN MORE CHICKEN?
Falco: I'm no chicken... Slenderman is dangerous, he is scary and will kill you.
Drags: Stahp acting weird, he is Balista's BEST friend dude.
Balista: Drags why are you talking to those little ladies over there?
Drags: ._. because I teach Yoga?
Balista: HOLY DRAGO YOU DO? HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHADERPAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHALAKAZAMHAHAHAHABRA!
Drags: You would be surprised how much i get paid.
Balista: How much? 1 penny? HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHALAKAZAM!
Drags: One billion BakuDollars.
Balista: HOLY FREAKING DRAGO! THATS AWESOME! LET ME AND MY BEST FRIEND SLENDERMAN TRY!
Drags: Okay each of you go to one mat.
Slenderman: (nods)
Balista: WOO THIS GONNA BE LEET!
(several hours later)
Balista: HOLY MOTHEREFFIN DRAGO THIS HURTS AND IS HARD LIKE DRAGO!
Slenderman: (does everything Drags says with no problem or injury)
Drags: I'd like you to congradulate Slenderman ladies, and Balista, he is the best Yoga person evar!
Ladies: (claps)
Balista: YEAH GO!
Jerry: (plays with yarn)
Balista: (wakes up and yawns)
Slenderman: ...
Balista: HOLY FREAKING DRAGO! oh hi Slender.
Slender: (waves hi)
Balista: So ready to go to Chuck E Norris?
(Chuck E. Norris, YOU DON'T PLAY FOR FUN, YOU LIVE THE FUN!)
Balista: Love that slogan, better than Chuck E. Cheeses.
Balista: Lets get out of here (opens door but fails)
Balista: Um wtf? The door won't open...
Slenderman: (maniacal laugh)
Balista: SLENDER WAT ARE YOU DOING.... SLENDER.. STAHP!
Falco: (breaks open door) COPS! ITS THE CRIMINAL SLENDER! HIS KILLING DAYS AND SCARING DAYS ARE OVER!
Balista: O.O SLENDER IS A CRIMINAL AND KILLER? AHHHHH!
Slenderman: (mutates arms into hammer and chainsaw)
Falco: HOLY DRAGO! SINCE WHEN COULD HE DO THAT?
Slenderman: (attempts to hammer Balista)
(Drags who rides Jerry saves Balista)
Jerry: Balista!
Drags: You okay dude?
Balista: Fine, I'm so mad at Slender, THAT I'M ABOUT TO GO INTO ANGRYLISTA! PREPARE TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE NON-BEST FRIEND! (grabs Balistacannon)
Falco: EVERYBODY BACK AWAY!
Justin Bieber: I made a new song guys! (walks in Balista's room)
Balista: REVENGEEEEE!! (Shoots and destroys Justin Bieber and Slenderman)
Balista: It.. is done...
Drags: We should have a funeral...
Drags: Are you crying Balista?
Balista: HECK TO THE DRAGO NO! THESE ARE TEARS OF LISTA JOY! I HATE SLENDERMAN! OF COURSE I KNOW HE IS A SCARY GUY SO I TRIED TO BE NICE SO HE WOULDN'T DO THAT TO ME AND NOT CRY!
Falco: ._.
Cops: Well Slender is gone anyway, Case closed.
Drags: You still my best friend right Balista?
Balista: NO WAY!
Drags: What? Do you mean it?
Balista: Just kidding (trollface)
Drags: Oh Balista... (laughs)
Falco: c:
(meanwhile in the closet)
Leoness: Guys? is that you? Ohai Slenderman.
Slenderman: (waves hi)
Leoness: Did the lights just turn off? O.o
Slenderman: (laughs)
Leoness: Slender o.o
Leoness: OH DRAGO NO! AHHH
Episode 16: 4 Guys 1 BagelEdit
Balista: (busts open door)
Balista: I GOT THE BAGELS MAN! ITS TIME TO PARTY!
Drags: HOLY DRAGO EFF YEAH! (turns on disco)
Balista: (kicks Leoness and Falco out of the way)
Balista: DISCOLISTA TIME! (dances)
Sign Up Lady: NO WAY! DISCO IS MY BEST THING!
Drags: O.O ITS DAT LADY FROM THE TROLL GAMES!
Lady: DATS RIGHT! shimmy shimmy um.. kick!
Balista: OH YE? lista lista... TROLL! (shoots balistacannon and knocks the lady out of the house)
Balista: SAYANORA SUCKER
Lady: I WILL GET MY REVENGE YOU LITTLE TROLL!
Drags: I hope she never comes back
Balista: She won't, she will be falling into the Bottomless Pit lol.
Drags: :D
Leoness: (eats all bagels except for one)
Falco: o.o
Balista: HEY LIONFAG YOU ATE ALL BUT ONE! SO DAT ONE IS MINE!
Drags: NOT IF I GET IT FIRST!
Bagel: SILENCE MORTALS!
Balista: Holy drago!
Drags: What the drago? Did that bagel just talk?
Leoness: (opens jaw with food inside)
Falco: (scared)
Bagel: I AM THE EVERYTHING BAGEL! I AM YOUR MASTER!
Balista: Hehehe yeah right.
Bagel: QUIET PATHETIC WEAKLING, I WILL SHOW YOU MY POWER! (levitates Leoness in the air and turns him into his servant)
Leoness: OBEY THE BAGEL
Balista: what the drag..
Leoness: OBEY THE BAGEL
Falco: ...
Leoness: OBEY QUEEN BAGEL
Drags: Did he just say Queen Bagel?
Bagel: YES YOU IDIOT! QUEEN BAGEL IS MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE!
Balista: How can a Bagel be beautiful (trollface)
Bagel: SILENCE FOOL! (shoots lightning at Balista in which Balista dodges)
Bagel: (turns Falco into servant) YOU WILL OBEY MY QUEEN!
Falco: Ok.. i mean.. YES MASTER!
Balista: RUN AWAY!
Drags: ahhh! (both Drags and Balista hide in room)
Bagel: Hehehe fools, while they act like chickens..
Falco: I'M A CHICKEN!
Bagel: HEY SH..
Falco: I'M A CHICKEN!
Bagel: SHUT U..
Falco: I'M A CHICKEN!
Bagel: SILENCE YOU PATHETIC WEAKLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Falco: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwalrusOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i mean yes.
Bagel: Ugh.. time for the resurrection OF MY BAGEL QUEEN! c:
Leoness: Woof im doggy
Bagel: Guess he is more stupider than I thought.
Drags: ITS TIME MAN! FOR VESTROIA!
Balista: FOR VESTROIA! FOR DANG DRAGO VESTROIA!
Drags: (busts open door)
Balista: (prancing like a girl)
Drags: (ballerina jumps)
Bagel: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Bagel: (laughs) CHARGE MINIONS!
Bagelings: FOR OUR QUEEN!
Drags: uh oh we're out numbered.
Balista: NO WE'RE NOT! I HAVE CLONES! BALISTALINGS!
Drags: HOLY DRAGO SEND THEM OUT!
Balista: MINIONS ATTACK! (1 billion Balistalings come out and charge at the Bagelings)
Balistalings: FOR VESTROIA!
Bagelings: FOR OUR QUEEN!
Balista: TIME FOR A SONG! BUST THE SUPERMEGAEPICAWESOMENESSHYPERKRAZYBOOMBOX BUTTLERLISTA!
Drags: .-. Long... name...
Buttlerlista: Fired up sir.
Balista: (gets mike) woops wrong Mike, (throws Mike Posner out of the house and grabs real mic)
Balista: ITS A BATTLE OF EPICNESS
Balista: 4 GUYS HAD ONE BAGELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
Balista: BUT THEN THE BAGELLLLLLLL WAS A TYRANT!!!!!!
Balista: SO WE CAME UP WITH A PLAN!
Balista: TO DESTROY IT ONCE AND FOR ALL!
Balista: BUT THAT STUPID BAGEL WILL NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE LISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Drags: LISTAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Balista: WE HAD OUR WARS, BUT WE ALWAYS STANDED! WE WON'T LET BAGELS BEAT US!
Balista: WE CAN COOK EM.. WITH THIS (captures most of the bagelings in a super hot oven and melts... them...)
Balista: SO WE WILL WE WILL DESTROY YA!
Drags: (claps)
Balistalings: (claps)
Balista: BUDDY BAGEL YOUR NO MATCH FOR ME SO GO HOME!
Balista: YOU GOT A FLY IN YOUR FACE! YOU TASTE LIKE TRASH! LOOKING LIKE BIEBER ON A BAD HAIR DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
Balistalings: WE WILL WE WILL DESTROY YA!
Drags/Balistalings: (claps)
Balistalings: WE WILL WE WILL
Drags/Balistalings/Balista: DESTROY YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Balista: (jumps in with electric guitar and performs epic guitar solo)
Balistalings: (go super saiyan)
Bagel: YOUR TO LATE! RISE MY QUEEN!
Queen Bagel: AHAHAHAHAHA! FOOLS! (fires krazy laser that destroys all Balistalings)
Balista: GOD DAM!
Drags: HOLY EFFIN DRAGO!
Queen Bagel: NOW I WILL RULE THE UNIVERSE!
Bagel: YES MY QUEEN!
Queen Bagel: BACK OFF!
Bagel: BUT MY QUEEN WHY
Queen Bagel: BECAUSE YOU ARE A PATHETIC LOSER! (destroys Bagel)
Queen Bagel: RISE MY CHILDREN!
Balista: Not so fast... I HAVE.. WEEGEE!
Queen Bagel: OH NO NOT HIM!
Weegee: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeegeee (shoots laser and destroys Queen Bagel and disappears)
Balista: WOOX!
Drags: FOR THE LOVE OF DRAGO THANKS BALISTA YOU SAVED US!
Leoness: Wut happened.
Falco: (drowzy)
Balista: Just schooled a huge army like a boss.
Leoness/Falco: Cool.
Balista: NOW LETS PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mexican Drago: hi
Balista: You just wanted to be in the episode (destroys Mexican Drago)
Balista: OK TIME TO PARTY NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Episode 17: Cooked FalcoEdit
Balista: THANKSGIVING! THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR! WHERE I CAN TROLL MY COUSINS AND GIVE THEM A PAIN IN THE NECK! HAHAHAAAHAHAHAHA!
Falco: YUS! I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HUNGRY!
Drags: Great cause we're cooking you falco.
Falco: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Leoness: atleast im not him
Drags: Falco go buy us a turkey before we actually roast you.
Falco: HOLY DRAGO OKAY! (leaves)
?: (pops up and abducts Falco)
Falco: WHERE THE DRAGO AM I?
Jim: hehehehe welcome to my room, I've never had food... in like... 5 years... I AM SO HUNGRY YOU LOOK DELICIOUS I LOVE CHICKEN!
Jim: CHICKEN HAHAHAHA (psycotic laugh)
Falco: AHHHHHHHHH! HE IS TRYING TO EAT ME!
Balista: BALISTACANNON GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jim: OH NO (dies)
Falco: that was quick.
Balista: Lets go back home.
Falco: Okie..
Balista: heres ze supertastyyummyepicsauceturkeyofdeliciousnesslol. I LOVE IT!
Drags: Long.. aw screw it, TIME TO EAT LIKE DRAGO!
Everyone: (eats)
Mexican Drago: Can I have some?
Drags: FAK NO (kicks Mexican Drago out of the house)
Kodokor: Well we sure haven't appeared in a LONG time, like ever since episode 1 or 3 i think.
Mutabrid: Yeah, look at this rock soup we're eating, its yummy right Joe?
tremblar: Gais, WE'RE EATING JOES KIND!
Spatterix: HOLY DRAGO! WE ARE SORRY JOE PLEASE FORGIVE US! DON'T KILL US!
Stronk: Keep your shirt on.. he's a stupid rock.
(Stronk gets destroyed)
Spatterix: HOLY DRAGO JOE JUST DESTROYED STRONK!
Everyone: OMG! BOW TO THE GREAT ROCK KING!
Worton: Well guess the episode is over, we won't be appearing for a while.
Zie: Hehe yeah sorry guys forgot about you, oh and forgot about the Lista clan.. SCENE SHIFT!
(scene changes)
Grandpalista: GRANDPALISTA IN THE HOUSE DAWG!
Balista: GRANDPALISTA! TIME TO PARTAAAAAAAAAY!
Everyone: YE!
Episode 18: Mortal Turkey CombatEdit
Balista: OKAY! TIEME TO EAT THIS TURKEY!
Drags: Woot! Brb guys gonna buy some mashed potatos.
Falco: YUSA!
Leoness: yay
Balista: Hey theres someone by the door, better hold this chicken before that other chicken eats it.
Falco: I HEARD THAT!
Balista: Hello welcome to this supermegaawesomelargeepicgrandhouse!
Drags: (at store) I swear i heard.. LONG NAME!
Old Man: I will give you these magic beans... for your turkey.
Balista: YUS! THEN I WILL GET SOME GOLDEN EGGS AND SELL THEM ON EBAY!
Old Man: Here (runs away with turkey)
Balista: K time to plant. (throws seed)
Balista: IT DOESNT DO ANYTHING! THAT STUPID MAN TRICKED ME! AFTER HIM!
Drags: .-. wheres the turkey.
Balista: OH SHET! DRAGS! HOLY DRAGO! I LOST THE TURKEY!
Drags: VUT! GO GET ANOTHER!
Balista: ALRIGHT TIME TO CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!
Balista: (enters Lucky's) hey do you guys have turkey
Cashier: (its not thanksgiving its the 27th lol) nope.
Balista: FAK! BETTER FIND ONE SOMEWHERE.. and i know where to go.. to TURKEY!
Balista: (arrives at Turkey) HEY LOOK A TURKEY! I KNEW THEY CELEBRATE TURKEY DAY!
Turkey: you won't beet me.
Balista: HOLY DRAGO IT CAN TALK TOO! so how can i get you and cook you.
Turkey: FITE ME BISH!
Balista: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
Jerry: (flies) Battle begin
Balista: Ohai jerry. oh wait. LISTA KICK! (kicks turkey)
Turkey: Ow.. uh.. SUPERMEGACOMBOTURKEYCOMBO! (smacks Balista and makes him really damaged)
Balista: BALISTACANNON GO! (fires and knocks the turkey out)
Balista: YUSA! TIME TO BEAT HIM!
Announcer: FINISH HIM!
Balista: Oka..
Announcer: FINISH HIM!
Balista: Whate..
Announcer: FINISH HIM!
Balista: uh..
Announcer: FINISH HI...
Balista: WILL YOU SHUT THE **** UP!
Announcer: Fini..
Balista: (kills announcer) finally.. HEY WAIT THAT ANNOUNCER IS MEXICAN DRAGO! YOU WANTED TO BE IN THIS EPISODE TOO?
Turkey: Time too..
Balista: Nope! (punches and defeats the turkey)
Turkey: ugh whatever... you can have me for dinner. JK! (teleports)
Balista: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! well time to try again..
(several failed attempts later)
Balista: (opens door) I'm back... with no turkey..
Drags: We've been waiting for you.
Balista: But we have no turkey im sorry
Drags: Um its okay.. because we got the turkey back..
Balista: VUT! HOW?
Drags: Flashbacky time!
(flashback begins)
Leoness: (demonic voice) I AM GOING TO KILL WHOEVER STOLE OUR TURKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (chases old man and destroys him and takes back turkey)
(flashback ends)
Balista: LEONESS WAS FINALLY USEFUL FOR ONCE?
Drags: Eeyup.
Balista: meh whatever. LETS EAT!
Falco: Guys, theres a HUGE BEANSTALK OVER THERE!
Drags: HOLY DRAGO! Your right.. FOR ONCE FAILCO!
Falco: I TOLD YOU NEVER TO CALL ME THAT!
Balista: Okay chicken.
Falco: Eff this (walks away)
Balista: Your glad I have Jerry. JERRY DINNER TIME EAT THAT BEANSTALK AND STEAL THOSE GOLDEN EGGS!
Jerry: :D (runs to beanstalk and throws the giant into The Giants (baseball team) stadium)
Random Kid: OMG! THE GIANTS ARE ACTUALLY GIANTS!
(back at Zie's house)
Jerry: (eats all the beanstalk) yum. c:
Balista: OKAY ITS DINNER TIME!
Falco: WOOT
Leoness: (demonic voice) FOOD!! FOOD!!!! HUNGETY!!#!@#@!I#ETIewktgljwrklwrjktlrejtgklrejgksrhjkvgrbwli3bgtlreygbageldskfhdslkfhadjkfh kljfhadsjkfhadskwalrusddgkdfjadslkf
Everyone: O.o
Everyone: Lets dig in! (eats food and episode ends)
Episode 19: Last Black Friday NightEdit
Balista: (busts open door) WE GOT THE GOODS!
Leoness: (with eyepatch) BOI! IMA BUST CAP! BUST CAP!
Drags: OH NO NOT A GUN!
Leoness: No bust cap Pirate Bertees Soda Bottle!
Drags: Ah
Balista: Wheres falco?
Drags: OH NO! WE LOST HIM!
Balista: WHO CARES! HE'S LIKE A CHICKEN! AND WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A BABYSITTER LISCENSE! WE'RE BAKUGAN!
Drags: Right...
Leoness: Okay ima go potty.
Drags: (waits for Leoness to leave)
Drags/Balista: F**K YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leoness: (in the bathroom)
Leoness: I would like to sing a song
Leoness: ON THE POTTY ON THE POTTY
Leoness: I WANT TO GO INSIDE SHOWER!
Leoness: SO I GO INTO THE SINK
Leoness: AND BRING MY FAVORITE DUCK
Leoness: WE ARE SWIMMING, WE ARE SWIMMING
Leoness: I LOVE TO SWIM SO MUCH!
Leoness: I LOVE TO GO BATH TIME!
Leoness: FART FART FART!
Leoness: I am done (runs out)
Drags: Welcome back Leieion.
Leoness: Wut?
Balista: I loved our Black Friday journey, SO LETS TALK ABOUT LAST BLACK FRIDAY NIGHT!
Rebecca Black: THATS MY SON..
Zie: SHUT UP! YOUR NOT IN THE EPISODE (kicks RB out)
Mexican Drago: WOOT!
Zie: YOU TOO! (throws Mexican Drago out)
Balista: FLASHBACK TIME!
(flashback starts)
Balista: WOOT! BLACK FRIDAY! GONNA BUY WII U! EVEN THOUGH I ALREADY HAVE IT BUT WHO CARES I CAN THROW IT AT SOMEONES FACE!
Drags: Yeah!
Falco: ....
Leoness: kool
Balista: OMG ITS THOSE CASHIER RANGERS!
Cashier Rangers: Oh no not you... who the drago is that Lion?
Leoness: I'm leoness
Thing 1 and 2: HOLY DRAGO! ITS YOU TWO.. or four.. WE'RE BACK AND WE'RE TOTALLY GONNA GET THAT WII U!
Godzilla: Rawrrrrnowayrrrrrrrrrrr!
Meta Dragonoids: WE LOVE OUR MOMMA!
Nonets: Woot we gonna get Wii U! Lets go Joe!
Nonets: PRAISE JOE!
Balista: Somethings missing... oh yeah a Lista... AKA ME!
Drags: And that stupid Betadro...
Betadron: DRAGGYPOO! I'M GONNA GET THE KID ICARUS GAEME!
Drags: God dam.
Those party guests from episode 6: Sup!
Balista: Sup doods, our party was kool right?
Those party guests from episode 6: Yup!
Chuck Norris: The God is here.
Chuck Testa: I am here.
Youngster Joey: MOMMY PBJ!
Youngster Terrell: potato
Youngster Youngster: .
Balista: YOUNGSTER YOUNGSTER! :O
Chuck E. Cheese: Hey kiddies!
Falco: Shut the fak up
Youngster Petey: Hi
Falco: YOU TOO!
Oclaf: YOU!
Falco: I remember you! just don't know where
Jinryu: Been a while noobs.
Balista: I PWNED YOU MAN! I WON THE TROLL GAMES HA!
Blast Dragonoid: but your still a loser
Wontu: awww (explodes)
Carly Rae Jepsen: So (explodes) me maybe.. oh wait im like dead.
King Leonidas: THIS.. IS... BLACK FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!
Pit: HADES!
Pit: HADES! wait a sec..
Hades: HADES!
Hades: HADES! wait a sec..
Justin Bieber: BIEBER! I ALMOST GOT KILLED BY DAT JAIL GIRL AND HER MAN PERSON THING!
Balista: BALISTA!
Captain Falcon: FALCON FRIDAY! MY NEW TV SHOW!
Titanium Dragonoid: Those bad black friday shoppers will be arrested for good.. right after I eat this donut..
Flywheel: YES
Beywheel: WE ESCAPED!
Yugioh Card: ME TOO!
Fur Real Pet: miaow!
Yugioh Card: NOOOOOOOOO! RUN!
That unknown guy from episode 4: NON SPECIFIC ACTION FIGURE!
Lego Star Wars army: (brick language)
Hawktor: Guess shun left me... dat bish
Ventus Bakugan: Who am i
Robo Balista: set phasers to troll
Worker Lady: clean up everwhere
Hulk: HULK SMASH PEOPLE!
Hulk Hogan: Nononono
Iron Man: I am iron man
Thor: OMG awesome!
Fil Werrell: Yo peeps!
King Kong: OMG ITS HIM!
Marucho: I am so short... still.
Zierant (Bakugan): Must get Wii U
Zie: I already have one (trollface)
The Lista Family: LISTA!!!!!!
Hairy Scary Stranger: hehehehe
Buttlerlista: Good thing im in front o line.
Twilight Sparkle: Twilight bish
Rarity: ITS MINEE!!! (slaps Mega Wontu)
Zombie Wontus: brains
Sonic: Lolwut
Rainbow Dash: Zombies don't match my swag (puts sunglasses on)
Fluttershy: You can go infront of me Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: Thanks!
The Great Pumpkinlista: I wasn't destroyed.
Bowser: Got back peachybaby
Peach: ...
Mario: I AM BAD!
Toad: ow
Those guards from episode 11: general.. hospital.. i wanna watch but must stay in line
Reggie: MY BODY IS READY
Reggie Head: Mines too
Miyamoto Head: Rovio is fore noobs
Iwata Head: Partee
Sign Up Lady: Its you too, I must skool you two again in Dance Dance Bakugan Revolution.
Announcer from Troll games: LETS GET READY TO BUY STUFF!
Care Bears: WE gonna steal stoof.
Duckerson: WOOT WOOT!
Grandma Panzer: Grandma ftw
Munikis: wish i could have won the troll games...
Mitt Romney: I LOST! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Mitler: Do not worry you must.
Romney: your not yoda..
Volca: um shoult
Shoult: I know, we weren't even the Troll Games.
Bob: We
Bobby: Love
Bobo: Fridays
Fantastic Star Fox: Heyyyyy ladies!
PSY: Good, you didn't steal my line.
Yrrej: Just glad I'm in this episode right Frog Guy
Frog Guy: yyeryeuryasjkffyeah
Unfantastic Star Fox: Ima ballerina
Hihihiroshi: I'M ABOUT TO BUY ALL THIS STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
Mariachi Dragos: Makes cycloid farty!
Cycloid: You've been saying that for a billion amount of times...
Hugger Doguma: Just glad i wasn't eaten o.o
Zac Effron: high school musical 4 i want
Carly Rae Jepsen Head: don't worry ima back
Dora: WHO KILLED BOOTS?
Terminator Dora: PREPARE TO LOSE YOUR LIFE!
Star Rangers: We're totally not related to those cashier rangers!
One Direction: Lets go two directions now!
Female Bakugan from episode 15: Yoga.. to much to much
Slenderman: ...
Kanye West: How did he come back?
Chuck E. Norris: YOU DON'T PLAY FOR FUN! YOU LIVE THE FUN!
Cops from episode 15: Donuts love!
Bagel: SILENCE! JUMP MARIO JUMP!
Queen Bagel: I'm back muahahaha and I'm gonna get the Wii U first on Black Friday!
Bagelings: We should eat ourselves
Balistalings: ewww
Weegee: Weegee time
Jerry: :D
Jim: I hope to make friends
Cashier from episode 18: Its not Black friday its December 14th lol.
Turkey: WOOT I ESCAPED
Other turkeys: US TOO!
Rebecca Black: TIME TO SING!
Balista: DOORS ARE OPEN! LETS GO IN! (charges in with Jerry and the gang)
Queen Bagel: NO GOTTA GET THE QUEEN U .. Vii U! WAIT! I MEAN WII U! GOD!
Balista: GOT IT! Now to destroy this store.. FIRE UP SUPERMEGAEXPLODINGEXTRAMEGAULTRAHYPERNEOGREATBOMBLISTA!
Drags: AHHHH LONG NAMES!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Balista: I know. i know. HAPPY CHRISTMAS BISH! (destroys store and everyone else)
Balista: GOT THE WII U!
Drags: Didn't you have 100 stolen ones?
Buttlerlista: Yeah you did
Falco: when did he come
Balista: I can't leave him, and also, our other friends like my family were unaffected cuz they have power of listaness.
Leoness: :D
Balista: Yep I did have 100 Wii Us just wanted to troll them by getting the first one at that store on Black Friday, time to post on BakuBook!
Mexican Drago: You mean Facebook right?
Balista: GET OUT! (kicks Mexican Drago into pit)
Balista: (breaks fourth wall) Okay flashback ended.
Drags: Oh great I thought we would ACTUALLY be stuck in a flashback at the end of the episode.
Rebecca Black: I'm in the episode!
Rebecca Black: (explodes)
Balista: WTF
(the real end)
Episode 20-24: A Very BAKUGAN Christmas (Movie)Edit
(At Santas workshop)
Santa: Christmas is comin! C'mon lazy azzelfs! MAKE PRESENTS
Mean Elf: go make them your self fatso.
Santa: YOU SON OF A B***H!
Elfs: o.o
Santa: IM GOING TO F*** and then F***
(Several hours is swearing later)
Santa: AND THEN I'LL **** MAMA ELF!
Elf: NOT THE MOMMMA!
Random guy: I LOVE MY MOMMA!
Mrs Claus: who is that goat..?
Charlie: (breaks in)
Charlie: this is the song that doesn't end...
Elf: oh no
Charlie: and it goes on and on my friend
Elf: snap
Charlie: some people... Started singing it not knowing what it was..
Santa: annoyance... Ahhhh
(10 hours later of the song that doesn't end)
Santa: ...
Mrs Claus: Oh no! Santa is in a coma! Stupid goat! (Throws goat out of workshop)
Mrs Claus: who will save Christmas?
(Window breaks with the gang of Balista, Drags, Falco, and Leoness busting in)
Mrs Claus: Who the heck are you.
Balista: it's "who the DRAGO are you lady"
Mrs Claus: whatever and who are you people
Balista: we're bakugan you idiot.
Elf: I LOVE BAKUGAN! Dan sucks!
Everyone: HECK YEA!
Mrs Claus: Well looks like Christmas is doomed.
Balista: I WANNA DELIVER PRESENTS!
Drags: me toooo!
Falco/Leoness: YEAH Us 2!
Mrs Claus: first tell me how you got here.
Balista: flashbacks time! Fire the superblyaweskmecrazyepicflashbackotron!
Drags: eeeeeeeeeek long name.
(Flashback begins at Zoe's HEY ZIE NOT ZOE IDIOT house)
Balista: JINGLE TROLLS! Time for a song!
Balista: DASHING THROUGH THE MOBS
Balista: TROLLING EM ALL DAY!
Balista: SAYIN! Rick Astley your up.
Rick: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!
Balista: yeah... MERRY TROLLSMAS!
Balista: MAKING BABIES CRY BECUS I STOLE THEIR CANDY
Balista: throwing rings at Jerry
Balista: then I snatch a reindeer ride and troll EM all all day oooooh
Balista: MERRY........ TTROLLSMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS!
Balista: AND A HAPPY NEW TROLL!!!!!!!! Yeah!
Drags: c:
Falco: dafuq is that
Balista: what?
(Giant claw comes and throws the gang to the North Pole and makes them land in Santas workshop)
(Flashback end)
Balista: and that's how equestria was made...
Mrs Claus: I never wanna hear that song again.
Elf: What is equestria
Balista: well Timmy...
Elf: My names not Timmy
Balista: well who cares anyways equestria is the place where everyone is born. And stuff
Elf: ok
Balista: so uh I can beez Santa nao?
Mrs Claus: you gotta go to the ice cave and touch the ice crystal to gain Santas powers, when Santa can't do Xmas, his power goes back to the crystal for some reason
Balista: whoever made that logic is an idiot
Mrs Claus: agreed.
Mrs Claus: it's up to you 4, May The Christmas be with you
Drags: Star Wars much?
Balista: Timmy. I am your mother.
Balista: and that's how I met your mother because I am actually your father.
Timmy: o.e
The Gang: ONWARDS AOSIA!!!!!!
Balista: time to save Xmas!!!!! For Santa!!!!!!
Balista: ONWARDS MEN! WE GOTTA SAVE CRISMAS! BECAUSE ITS LIKE TOMMOROW!
(everyone jumps in the sled and the sled starts moving)
Drags: SH! STAHP TALKING ABOUT THE REAL WORLD BECAUSE RIGHT NOW IT IS... oh wait nvm.
Falco: My falcon senses sense cookies
Leoness: HOLY DRAGO! COOKIE ZOMBIES!
Balista: (brings out gun) MOTHER OF DRAGO TIME TO KEEL THESE JUNKERS! (shoots and destroys cookies)
Drags: We're nearing popsicle glacier.
Balista: HEEEELK YEAH I LOVE POPSICLES!
Man of popsicle: HEY KIDS!
Kids: MAN OF POPSICLE!
Balista: JeSoos, gotta destroy these noobs too. (grabs Balistacannon)
Kids: WE WILL USE OUR SCRIBBLERS!
Balista: OH GOD THEY DREW YOUNGSTER JOEYS!
Drags: CRAP!
Balista: HMM I GUESS ITS TIME FOR... GO YOUNGSTER YOUNGSTER USE FART!
Youngster Youngster: (does nothing)
Balista: LISTEN TO ME YOU LAZY NOOB!
Youngster Youngster: (still does nothing)
Balista: Screw this (throws youngster youngster and knocks several youngster joeys out)
Balista: Hmm... I KNOW! (grabs bowling ball)
Sling A thing toad: SLing your thing into a sticker right here a... (gets knocked out by Bowling Ball)
(bowling ball turns into sticker)
Drags: what the drago so a bowling ball can instantly just turn into a sticker.. wow.
Balista: BAKUGAN LOGIC! wait i mean gaming logic.
Balista: LETS A GO MEXICO!
Falco: STAHP THERES SOMETHING STOP OR WE'LL CRASH!
Balista: HOLY DRAGO (stops) Is that a... Giant Ice Youngster Joey statue? :O
Leoness: Gais... its moving!
Drags: ..?
Balista: he's right!
Everyone: O.O
Ice Joey Statue: .... ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Drags: I never knew Joey was a lion.
Balista: Me too.
Balista: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I MUST HURRY! RUNNNNNNNN!
(everyone goes fast on machine sled)
Balista: MUSICAL NUMBER!
Balista: WE'RE BEING CHASED BY THAT THING!
Balista: WE HOPE WE WILL ESCAPE!
Balista: THAT THING IS HUGE ENOUGH TO CRUSH US!
Leoness: (plays electric guitar)
Falco: I AM REALLY CHICKEN! (did i say that o.o) THAT THING IS REALLY SCARY! I HOPE THAT I WILL STAY ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Drags: STAYIN ALIVE! STAYIN ALIVE! HA! HA! HA! HA! STAYIN ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Balista: AND THAT WASN'T RIPPED OFF FROM SOME SONG..
Falco: WE GOTTA RUN
Leoness: GOTTA SPEED
Balista: GOTTA GO FAST!
Sonic: ._.
Balista: OH SHUT UP HEDGEHOG!
Balista: MOVING THROUGH THE SNOW! WE 4 WILL RISE AND SAVE CHRISTMAS!
Everyone: BUT FIRST WE MUST DEAL WITH BEING.....
Everyone: CHASED BY THE THING!
Falco: Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Leoness: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWHOAAAAAAAAAAAA CHASED BY THAT THING
Drags/Balista: (background) chased by that thing
Leoness: WE HOPE TO STAY ALIVE BEFORE IT CATCHES US!
Balista: WE 4 MUST NEVER GIVE UP UP UP.
Falco: CAN'T BELIEVE THIS BUT WE MUST WORK AS A TEAM!
Drags: WHATEVER! BUT FIRST WE GOTTTA...
Everyone: DEAL WITH THAT THING!
Leoness: I know this sounds weird... but we gotta hurry.
Leoness: Christmas is coming...
Leoness: Its almost too late.
Leoness: I hope that we can make it.
Leoness: I Sure think so too!
Leoness: But am i really just saying the truth?
Leoness: Could we be doomed?
Leoness: Could we survive?
Leoness: We'll need a miracle before its too late.
Leoness: While we're being.....................................
Everyone: CHASED. BY. THAT. THINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(song ends)
Balista: Hey look. ITS THE ANGRY SUN!
Angry Sun: I'm so angry that I'm gonna hit that big snow guy!
Ice Joey Statue: NO WAIT! (melts)
Angry Sun: (explodes)
Balista: Must have been too angry and exploded.
Drags: Yeah... hey... do you guys feel a bit... woozy and tired?
Leoness: (tired) yea.. (falls asleep)
Everyone: (falls asleep)
?: Hehehehe.
(end of part 2)
Balista: (wakes up) WHERE THE DRAGO AM I?
Drags: i am tied up
Falco/Leoness: US TOO!
?: hehehehe. hahahahah. hohohohoho.
Falco: ITS SANTA CLAUS?
Leoness: GIMME PRESENTS!
?: (reveals) HEHE!
Balista: MEXICAN DRAGO! SO YOU PUT US TO SLEEP!
Drags: HE DID?
Balista: well you guys just got drowzy, but I just went to sleep for no reason because i lazy c:
Drags: ...
Mexican Drago: SONG TIME!
Balista: MOTHER OF DRAGO NO!
Mexican Drago: THIS IS...
Mexican Drago: (trollface) MEXICAN DRAGOS SUPER SONG!
Mexican Drago (MD): HE WILL MAKE THE BEST SONG EVAR
MD: ? were did they go
Balista: (on scan2go) BAKUSUCKERS! WE GOING BAKUSTYLE!
Mariachi Dragos: OPPA BAKUGAN STYLE!
Balista: HEY..... LADIES!
Balista: SCAN2GO SOOPER POWER TIME! GO MISSILES!
Mariachi Dragos: OH GOD! (flies away)
Balista: PREPARE FOR WAR GUYS!
Drags: I'm Ready
Leoness: MY BODY IS READY
Falco: LETS A GO!
Balista: FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!!! even though its not xmas anymore!!!!!!!!!!!
Balista: ITS NOT EVEN CHRISTMAS ANYMORE BUT WHO THE DRAGO CARES! CHRISTMA WAR TIME!
(Mariachi Drago army rises)
Falco: PREPARE TO FACE MY AWESOMENESS!
Balista: LISTALINGS! ATTACK!
Drags: SONG!
leoness: yay
Balista: ALRIGHT!
Balista: ITS A FREAKING CHRISTMAS WARRRRRR!!!!
Balista: TIME TO SAVE XMAS!!!!!!
Balista: LISTA POWER GOOOOO!
Balista: GOGOGO BAKUGAN RANGERS! (fires listacannon and destroys a few mexican dragos)
Balista: ALL RIGHTY! YEEEE HAAAA!!!
Drags: TIME FOR AN EPIC... SOLO!
Drags: BY THE BURNING DRAGON OF AWESOMENESS!
Drags: THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE SOLOOOOOOOO
Drags: YEAH! (uses electric guitar)
Leoness: WE WILL WE WILL
Falco: SAVE XMAS!
Listalings: YEAH! (claps)
Falco: SAVE XMAS!
Balista: OH WE'RE GONNA! BECAUSE ITS TIME FOR THE EPICSUPERULTIMATECRAZYOMEGAMEGAGREATULTRABALISTAKICK!
Drags: SON OF A DRAGO! (fire surrounds Drags) I'M TIRED OF THESE LONG STUFF! DIE YOU MARIACHI DRAGOS!
Balista: O.O
Drags: (destroys many mariachi dragos)
Balista: BUTTLERLISTA! ITS TIME TO USE SUPER MODE!
Buttlerlista: On it sir (transforms into huge destructive Bakugan and eliminates 1 thousand mariachi dragos)
The Nonets: WE ARE HERE TO HELP!
Betadron: THIS IS FOR DRAGYPOO!
Sign Up Lady: I WANT TO GET OFF OF WORK AND DESTROY YOU FOR RUINING CHRISTMAS!
(1 zillion Mariachi dragos appear and are destructive and bigger)
Balista: BALISTA FAMILY!
Balista Family: WE ARE HERE!
Balista: EVERYONE! CHARGE!
Balista: (inside Scan2go car and fires missiles)
Babylista: (cries and turns into a huge monster and smashes 1 million Mariachi Dragos)
Balista: WAAAA! ITS TIME FOR MY CHRISTMAS SPIRIT! (surrounded with energy)
Balista: THIS... IS.... LISTA! (fires listabomb and destroys the whole army of mariachi dragos)
Drags: HOLY DRAGO
Leoness: HOLY DRAGO
Falco: HOLY DRAGO
Nonets: HOLY DRACO
Leoness: (kicks Nonets out of the battlefield)
Balista: WOOT! NOW RUN AWAY MEXICAN DRAGO! Oh wait too late, (kicks Mexican Drago into bottomless pit)
Balista: Oh and (kicks Betadron in pit as well)
Betadron: DRAGGGYPOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Balista: I think we're done here, looks like its time to go back to the workshop.. hey whats that.
Drags: Its the winter crystal, those elves said you can make 3 wishes, we should reverse what happened with Santa.
Balista: Right.
Balista: FIRST I WISH FOR A HOVERCRAFT THAT IS INVNICIBLE AND AS INFINITE MISSILES AND CAN CARRY UP TO 10 PEOPLE AND IS REALLY FAST AND CAN TELEPORT.
(Winter crystal grants wish and a "Listamobile" pops out)
Leoness: Good thinking.
Falco: lets go.
Balista: HOP IN GUYS!
Sign Up Lady: HEY WHAT ABOUT..
Balista: (fires missile and knocks Sign Up Lady into bottomless pit)
Balista: HYPERVERSSEEEEEEEEEEE
Falco: MY FACE IS PEELING OFF
Drags: HOLY DRAGO THIS IS EPIC!
Leoness: WEEEE THIS IS LIKE A EXTREMELY FAST ROLLERCOASTER RIDE!
Balista: WE MADE IT! (mobile crashes into Santa's workshop)
Head Elf: Guys! we gotta hurry! Undo this wish and..
Charlie The Horse: (breaks in and steals Crystal)
Balista: NO! GIVE IT BACK! I WAS GONNA WISH FOR AN INFINITE SANDWICH
Drags :D
Charlie: hehe.. I WISH FOR A CLONE OF THIS CRYSTAL THAT HAS INFINITE WISHES AND ALSO MAKES THE OTHER CRYSTAL POWERLESS!
Head Elf: NO!
Charlie: (recieves clone crystal) I WISH FOR AN ARMY OF CHARLIELINGS AND FOR ME TO ME THE MOST POWERFUL BEING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE! HAHAHA! (grows bigger and becomes a demon like creature)
Balista: OH NO!
Charlie: (demonic voice) PREPARE FOR THE UNIVERSE TO BE ELIMINATED! BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Balista: ITS FIGHTING TIME! (brings up knuckles)
Charlie: THIS IS THE SONG THAT DOESN'T... END! (blows away Balista)
Balista: fak.. he is so powerful.
Drags: WE CAN DO IT!
Balista: TIME FOR BALISTALINGS CLONE TIME! ARISE INFINITE ARMY OF LISTALINGS!
Listalinga: CHARGE!!!!
Disney Buddies: EVERYONE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS. WITH EVERYONE EVERYWHERE EVERYDAY!
Balista: :O
Charlie: AHHHH!! ANNOYING NOISE!!!! AHHHHH!
Balista: EVERYONE SING IT!
Everyone: EVERYONE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS. WITH EVERYONE EVERYWHERE EVERYDAY!
Charlie: STOP!!! POWER... LOSING... RAWWWWWWWRRR! (blasts everyone away)
Balista: God...
Jingle: (annoying voice) JINGLEE BEELLLLSS JINGLEEEE BELLLLSSSSS
Charlie: SHUT UP! (destroys Jingle)
Hope: Oh no bro. You did not just do that.
Disney Buddies: SON OF A DRAGO!
Charlie: BEGONE! (teleports disney buddies somewhere else)
Charlie: TIME TO DIE! (destroys listalings)
Balista: Dam... how did he destroy them when theres infinite...
Drags: LOGIC!
Leoness: Guys... what if we use... Youngster joey?
Balista: YEAH! THAT COULD WORK! YOUNGSTER JOEY THAT CHARLIE GUY SAYS HE'S THE STRONGEST AND YOU SUCK!
Youngster Joey: (breaks into Santa's workshop) oh no bro.. he did not just say that. GWAAAA!! (falcon punches Charlie and destroys him)
Charlie: BUT I WAS THE ULTIMATE BEING... (explodes)
Youngster Joey: (teleports away)
Balista: YES! WE DID IT! Now time to save christmas. I wish for everything to go back to normal and santas coma being gone and this crystal being destroyed, also an infinite sandwich too and a billion dollars, oh and the real winter crystal being powered up again.
Drags: o.o
Balista: (gets everything and clone crystal destroyed)
Santa Claus: Thank you Balista. To thank you all, lets go deliver presents for everyone!
Drags: YAY!
(few hours later)
Balista: Last stop... Justin Biebers house!
Santa Claus: But we already got all the kids and people.
Balista: Theres a bomb in here.
Santa Claus: I would be mad at you but i hate bieber so... DESTROY HIM >:D
Balista: Throws bomb present into Biebers room
Justin Bieber: I GOT A PRESENT! I HOPE ITS FROM SELENA GOMEZ! hey is that a bom... (destroyed by bomb)
Balista/Santa claus: MERRY BAKUGAN CHRISTMAS PEEPS!!!!
Episode 25: The EndEdit
(The episode begins with the gang [Balista, Drags, Leoness and Falco] inside Zie's house)
Balista: What a beautiful trolly day! Tally lista!
Drags: wat
Leoness: Hahahahahahahahahaha look at that test it looks stupid
Balista: WHAT DID YOU SAY! Stop
Balista: Anyways, time to eat my beautiful infinite sandwich :3
Falco: Can i has some
Balista: NO WAY
Falco: Why :c
Balista: You'll give me chicken pox.
Drags: I see what you did there :3
Falco: Hey.. I'M NOT A CHICKEN YOU IDIOT!
Leoness: STUPID BOOKS
Balista: Hey noob lion and chicken shushu, you'll wake the tests up.
Drags: Yeah you two.
Balista: Don't let the greatgreatsuperultimateultramegaomegasuper Morzu get you.
Drags: (tries to be calm)
Balista: GOOD JOB DRAGS YOU DIDN'T REACT TO LONG STUFF (thumbs up)
Drags: ok
Leoness: What will Morzu do hahahahaha
Balista: He is a sacred being who has a love of tests and whoever doesn't like his tests he will get revenge.
Falco: WTF
Leoness: Lies
Balista: I'm right.
Drags: He is. tell em that story Lista!
Balista: K, so my great great grandpalista insulted tests, then Morzu attacked him, he had cuts but he quickly recovered due to this awesomeness... The end.
Leoness: LIES MORZU IS NOOB
Balista: oh no bro, he's here!
Morzu: WHO DARES TO DISGRACE TESTS!
Leoness: um..
Balista: That lazy lion over there.
Morzu: TEST WRATH!
(tests attack Leoness and disappear with Morzu)
Falco: WTF Whoa Balista was right.
Leoness: Owie.
(window breaks with two Bakugan entering)
?: We are from the organization.. called TROLL!
Balista: lolwut
Drags: Who are you.. wait.. late.. hey that rhymes.
TROLL Members: Anyways, this is P, and I am Pe.
Balista: HAHA! Pee pee!
Drags: Go P Pe somewhere else (trollface)
Leoness: Yeah and eat food!
Falco: Yeah!
The Others: ._.
Pe: WE HAVE COME TO DESTROY TROLLS THAT IS OUR MISSION. Our first target is... BALISTA VENSHALLOGER LISTA!
Balista: HOLY DRAGO! HOW DO YOU KNOW MY LAST NAME?!
P: Thats not for you to know.
Falco: Hahahahahah weird last name
Mexican Drago: I KNOW RIGHT!
Leoness: (kicks Mexican drago away) I thought you died in bottomless pit fool
Drags: Be quiet you two, this is some serious business here.
Pe: WE ARE GOING TO KILL BALISTA! (grabs BakuGun)
Balista: OH NO BRO.
Leoness: what the drago is a BakuGun
Falco: Yeah what is it
Drags: Its a canceled Bakugan product that involved a toy gun that had a Bakugan that the person could shoot. But theirs is smaller and.. IT HAS BULLETS! EVERYONE HIDE!
Drags: (hides)
Leoness: (weird girl scream)
Falco: AHHHH I AM CHICKEN!!!
Balista: Yes you are... OH WAIT I MUST HIDE TOO!
Pe: TOO LATE FOOL! (shoots Balista and kills him)
Everyone: O.O!!!!!
Drags: BALISTA!!!!!
Leoness: NO!
Falco: OHHHH NOOO!!!!
Drags: HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN! MY BESTEST BAKUGAN FRIEND... IS GONE!!!!! NOOOOO!!! BALISTA!
Falco: How did he die from a bullet when he's a toy.
Leoness: HIS PARTS ARE BROKEN!
Drags: THIS IS BAD!
Zie: (walks in with Zierant the Bakugan) HOLY DRAGO! BALISTA!!!!! NOOO!!!! HE'S BROKEN AND PROBABLY DEAD!!
Zierant: This is sad..
Zie: Dam, this reminds me of the first time i met Balista....
(flashback begins)
Zie: (walks in park)
Balista: (throws bomb at Bakugan) (trollface)
Zie: Lol that was awesome dude!
Balista: Thanks, who are you
Zie: I'm Zie, and you?
Balista: I'm the ultimate troll, Balista, I like you
Zie: I like you to, you are the best troll ever!
Balista: Thank chu!!! Can i partner up with you
Zie: Sure! Also, meet Drags.
Drags: Ohai
Balista: Suuuuuuup..
(flashback end)
Drags: And to this day i forgot how I ever joined with Zie :P
Zierant: Lol
Leoness: Cool story
Falco: ok so we need to save Balista...
Zie: Right... the only answer is... TO THE BAKUDOCTOR!
Falco: What the drago.. thats real?
Drags: Yeah, its where they fix Bakugan toys (coughornotcough)
Zie: How do we get there though... FUUUUU
Zierant: dunno
(car crashes in)
Drags: HOLY DRAGO! ITS THE SIGN UP LADY!
Sign Up Lady: WE must go... those people are also after me too.
Leoness: Didn't know your a troll.
Sign Up Lady: ... lets just go.
Falco: yeah
Zierant: Agreed.
Sign Up Lady: TELEPORTATION GADGET STYLE TIME!
Inspector Gadget: OH NO FO
Nurse Bakura: Hello what is your need oh that broken Bakugan.. I'll just take him.
Zie: Please fix him
Nurse Bakura: we'll try.
Bakuro: TIME TO FIX HIM!
(several hours later)
Bakuro: okay so you guys should just leave, Balista needs time to recover, he is okay now, but he must recover from leaving the hospital.
Bakuro: Also you can't see him, he needs to be alone and be calm and asleep.
Everyone: okay. (leaves)
Bakuro: Hehehe... Its time for my ultimate revenge (transforms)
(meanwhile in Balista's room)
Balista: (in dreams) Where am I
?: Welcome...
Balista: Is that... the great Trollista!
Trollista: Hello Balista, you must wake up, you may not ever be able to troll again...
Balista: I don't think I will troll ever again....
Trollista: You will... CUE SONG!
Trollista: You are the lista, the light of trolls
Balista: Maybe.. I don't think so
Trollista: You gotta have hope, and dreams, and trollful visions!
Balista: Yeah!
Balista: I am ready to troll all day
Trollista: Ready to troll all daaaaaay...
Balista: With me and you!
Trollista: Me and youuuuuu
Balista: my heart is full of trolling
Trollista: You'll go trolling all night long....
Balista: BECAUSE... I'M... THE...
Trollista/Balista: BAAAAAAALISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Trollista: BALISTA....
Balista: BALISTA...
Balista: BA.. LIST... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! YEAH! (song end)
Trollista: Awesome song :) now wake up and get your troll powers back! :D
Balista: Bye Trollista, thank you.
Trollista: Thank you too... (fades away)
Balista: (wakes up) Hey... I'm okay! Hey a phone.. me gonna call the others!
Balista: Drags, IM OKAY!
Drags: Um Balista... we're trapped. in the front room, that doctor is calling himself Tavanel! THE GOD OF TROLLIng...
Balista: OH NO! I WILL SAVE YOU GUYS!
Bakura: Hmph, don't even think your leaving.
Balista: BUTTLERLISTA! USE THE BALISTACANNON!
Bakura: NO PLEASE! (runs away)
Buttlerlista: TOO LATE! (destroys Bakura)
Balista: Thanks Buttlerlista.
Buttlerlista: No thank you sir.
Balista: GOTTA SAVE MY FRIENDS!
(few minutes later)
Balista: uh oh, trapped with you guys
Zie: Yeah....
Zierant: Yup
Leoness: I scared
Balista: eeee....
Drags: God
Falco: Dang...
Tavanel: HAHA!
Balista: I know I surpassed you in the Troll Contest Tavanel, but you didn't need to become this bad.
Tavanel: I WILL GET REVENGE! TIME TO UNLEASH THE TROLLDESTROYER! TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE!!! HAHAHAHA AND TO MAKE MY OWN WORLD!
Tavanel: BYE (leaves)
Balista: ...if only...
Jinryu: (opens trap) Run, save yourselfs, and save the world.
Balista: JINRYU! Don't tell me..
Jinryu: Yes... I'm part of TROLL. and now I am going to destroy you Balista, by the orders of Tavanel, i am sorry.
Drags: Nope. I SHALL DEFEAT YOU!
Jinryu: Fine.
Leoness: Lets go
Falco: Right
Balista: ONWARDS!
Pe: YOUR NOT GOING ANYWHERE
Falco: FALCO PUNCH!
Leoness: LION FAIL SCREAM!
Pe: GOD DAM!
P: Annoying noobs.
Balista: I will go on!
Leoness: You have to defeat Tavanel!
Falco: You can do it.
Balista: Thank you all..
Balista: (running) Its up to me now I guess, I must now save the world... FOR EVERYONE!
(Balista enters top floor and confronts Tavanel)
Tavanel: Hmmm so you arrived.
Balista: It doesn't have to end this way, I just won the troll contest, doesn't mean your the best troll..
Tavanel: No, I will not stand how i lost.. I WILL DESTROY YOU! (attacks Balista)
Balista: (dodges)
Tavanel: UGH! I WILL DESTROY YOU FOOL! (brings out BakuSaber)
Balista: OH SO LIGHTSABER DUEL NOW! (brings out BakuSaber)
Balista: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Tavanel: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mexican Drago: Hi (slapped by Balista and sent somewhere else)
Balista: BAKUSABER SLASH!
Tavanel: BAKUSABER CHOP!
Balista: FINAL ATTACK!!! FOR LISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tavanel: BLO.. NO! (hit by Balista and falls to the ground)
Tavanel: No.
(meanwhile with Drags)
Drags: FLAME ATTACK! (defeats Jinryu)
Jinryu: So, you defeated me, lets go.
Drags: What your helping us?
Jinryu: Yes, we must stop Tavanel from destroying the world.
(back with Leoness and Falco)
P: Dam
Pe: They tied us up.
Leoness: HAHAHAH NOOBS YOU LOST TO FALCOS SUPERPOWER!
Falco: Wish they showed mines but nooooo, anyways, LETS GO LEONESS!
Leoness: Yeah!
Zie: I'm coming!
Zierant: me two!
Drags: Me three!
(everyone else arrives in the top floor)
Balista: Guys!
Zierant: Balista!
Tavanel: RISE MY ULTIMATE ARMY OF YOUNGSTER JOEYS!
Balista: OH NO!
Drags: Do not worry, its time...
Drags: EVERYONE FROM THE PAST EPISODES... CHARGE!
Everyone From the past episodes: RAAAAAA (attacks Youngster Joey army)
Cashier Rangers: DIE JOEYS!
Balista: LISTALINGS! YOU ATTACK TOO!
(several amounts of war later)
Drags: ugh...
Leoness: Looks like its a tie.
Tavanel: No. I WON! BECAUSE... TROLLDESTROYER FIRE! DESTROY THE UNIVERSE!
Balista: I know what I gotta do! (crashes into window and flys)
Falco: HOLY DRAGO BALISTA! (wait he can fly?)
Leoness: Oh no
Drags: This isn't good.
Zie: BALISTA!!!!!!
Zierant: ...
Balista: ITS TIME FOR ME TO USE MY TRUE TROLL POWERS!!!!!!!!!!!
Trollista: (appears) We will combine into... THE ULTIMATE BEING... TROLLXIA!
Balista: RIGHT!
Balista: WE TWO UNITE INTO TROLLXIA!
Trollxia: Its time... ULTIMATE TROLL BLAST!
(trolldestroyer fires and the beam crashes into Trollxia)
Everyone: O.O BALISTA NO!
(something appears)
Trollxia: Hello. (splits back)
Balista: Hi Guys.
Everyone: BALISTA!!!!!!!!!! YOUR BACK!!!!! YAY!!!!
Tavanel: I'm sorry everyone... (teleports away)
Balista: Tavan.... well.. wherever he goes, lets hope he has learned the truth.
Everyone: NOW LETS PARTY!!
Balista: OH YEAH!!! (grabs mike) ITS PARTYLISTA TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!