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Kadie Lynn performed "My Church" for her first live "America's Got Talent" performance on Tuesday. Watch below!
As Gossip Cop reported, Kadie Lynn was one out of the standouts during the "AGT" Judge Cuts episodes that aired last week. The 12-year-old sang Miranda Lambert's "Mama's Broken Heart" with a country voice that sounded incredibly mature for her age. Even guest judge Reba McEntire noted she had a "stage presence that I didn't find til I was in my 20s."
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What do Arizona (2006), California (2008), and Maine have in common?
The percentage of religious adherents, people with bachelor degrees, and Obama vote explains over 90% of the variance between county votes on same-sex marriage within each state.
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Inhuman Bondage: The Rise and Fall of Slavery in the New World
Pulitzer Prize–winner and Yale historian David Brion Davis discusses his 2006 book, Inhuman Bondage: The Rise and Fall of Slavery in the New World.
The Real American Dream: A Meditation on Hope
Julian Clarence Levi Professor in the Humanities and Director of the American Studies Program at Columbia University, Andrew Delbanco examines the evolution of the American Dream--the idea that anyone may rise above his or her station, regardless of birth. Beginning with the Puritans, Professor Delbanco traces the origins of the American Dream from the Calvinist fire-and-brimstone of Jonathan Edwards, to the swelling optimism of Emerson and Melville, to the present day.
Harriet Tubman: The Road to Freedom
Catherine Clinton, professor of US history at Queen's University Belfast, mixes history and biography to humanize Tubman, one of America's most-recognized, but little-known heroes.
The Fiery Trial: Abraham Lincoln and American Slavery
Columbia University historian Eric Foner discusses his most recent work, The Fiery Trial: Abraham Lincoln and American Slavery, with James G. Basker, president of the Gilder Lehrman Institute of American History.


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GlaxoSmithKline Pharmaceuticals' parent GSK Plc along with GSK Pte voluntarily offered to buy additional 24.33% at Rs3,100 per share driving the share price of the Indian company to an all time high
GlaxoSmithKline Pharmaceuticals Ltd hit its all time high of Rs2,952 in early trade on Monday on news of a voluntary open offer its United Kingdom-based parent company—GlaxoSmithKline plc (GSK plc) along with Singapore-based GlaxoSmithKline Pte Ltd (GSK Pte).
Both the companies, will acquire additional 24.33% stake from public at Rs3,100 per share. Prior this open offer, the parent company was holding about 50.67% of the voting share capital.
The open offer is a voluntary offer in terms of Regulation 6 of the SEBI Regulations, 2011. This open offer is not subject to any minimum level of acceptance. The open offer price will be payable in cash by GSK Pte, in accordance with the provisions of Regulation 9(1)(a) said HSBC Securities and Capital Markets (India) Private Ltd, a underwriter to the open offer, in corporate filing to BSE.
On 14 November 2013, GSK Plc announced plans to set up Rs864 crore pharmaceutical manufacturing units in India. In the last decade GSK Plc has invested Rs1,017 crore in India through its unit GlaxoSmithKline Pharmaceuticals.
Further details of the open offer will be published on or before 23 December 2013 in a detailed public statement.
At 12.01pm, GlaxoSmithKline Pharma was trading 18.9% higher at Rs2934 on the BSE, while the 30-share benchmark was marginally down at 20,714.
Governments in all markets have encouraged speculators to bid up assets by creating a version of reality that may not exist. If a more accurate picture emerges, those same speculators may then punish them severely
Markets all over the world are supposed to act as an indicator of their specific market's economic outlook. They are also supposed to be an excellent guide to the value of any listed company. But, as we all know, stock markets sometimes do a very poor job of both. Sometimes they can fluctuate wildly. For example the Indian stock market has fluctuated over 19% this year alone. It recently traded at an all time high at the same time that real economic growth slowed. The Bank for International Settlements (BIS) in its quarterly review warned about excessive credit risks. It remarked that markets for corporate debt were acting "as if the typical relationship with the macro economy had taken a holiday. Spreads are low and so are default rates."
Then there is always the possibility of an overreaction, either a bubble or a crash. A recent study by the fund-management group, GMO, used as criteria the increase in the price of an asset of more than two standard deviations above the trend as a definition of a bubble. Using this definition, it identified 60 bubbles in this decade alone. The number of bubbles has been increasing. There are more than 20% now than 20 years ago and almost triple the number of 50 years ago.
According to one well known theory markets are supposed to be efficient in that they can accurately reflect value and efficiently allocate capital. But they often act irrationally. The question is why?
An American economist, Michael Pettis, who teaches in Beijing, has what appears to be a rather intriguing answer. He looks at markets not as efficient or inefficient in and of themselves but as a mix of investment strategies. For a market to be efficient and allocate capital productively, at a reasonable cost, the market must have this mix of strategies. If it lacks one or more for a variety of reasons, or if trading becomes dominated by one strategy over the others, then it can become highly unstable and inefficient.
For simplicity, Michael Pettis divides the strategies into three types. The first is fundamental investment. It is also called value investing or stock picking. It basically involves an analysis of the economic value of a firm in order to make a determination of the likelihood of future growth. The most important part of the process is access to accurate, timely and complete information on the asset in question. If all the information is available the investor will make certain assumptions of risk and future cash flows to determine if the asset's present and future value is trading at a discount or premium.
The second type is relative value investing, which includes arbitrage. The process involves exploiting inefficiencies to make low risk profits. The relative value investor is less concerned with fundamental value than comparative value and eventual convergence.
The third type of investor is the speculator. These investors are more interested in momentum and information that will result in short term changes in value. The change could be of very short term as in a few hours, days, weeks or even years. The changes in value may have very little relationship to the actual economic value of an asset and the change could reverse itself very quickly.
Professor Michael Pettis asserts that for markets to work properly all three investment strategies must be present, because each brings certain specific benefits to a market. Since fundamental investors' analysis is longer term, they bring stability. They also ensure that capital is allocated to its most productive use. Speculators by trading frequently on timely information provide liquidity and trading volume that lowers transaction costs and insures rapid dissemination of information. Relative value investors force pricing consistency and improve the information value of market prices. According to Professor Michael Pettis, "Without a good balance of all three types of investment strategies, financial systems lose their flexibility, the cost of capital is likely to be distorted, and the markets become inefficient at allocating capital."
Anyone familiar with emerging markets is well aware that they tend to be dominated by speculators. This is for one very fundamental reason: information. Both corporate and macro economic data necessary for fundamental investment decisions is often lacking for a number of reasons. In places like China information is tightly controlled. So access to it usually requires relationships. The result is massive insider trading. China is far from alone with this problem. Weak and underfunded watch dogs make enforcement particularly difficult even in more sophisticated markets like Japan. Macro economic data like inflation statistics have enormous political value. In many countries they are often suppressed or falsified to protect governments.
Information can also be distorted by government in ways that do not involve direct control. Most emerging markets are dominated by a few large state controlled companies. These companies work with alternative political incentives rather than economic ones. Since the government is running the company corporate governance is almost nonexistent. It is not just government companies, but family ones as well. Weak corporate governance guarantees that information and corporate activity will be opaque and subject to sharp and unexpected fluctuations. The economic incentives are not to find information of economic value. Instead markets rewards research directed at predicting and exploiting short term government behaviour. Obviously this leads to enormous economic incentives for corruption.
This is not only true of emerging markets but also of developed markets like the US. This is due to the enormous impact of the stimulus provided by central banks. Financial news shows in the US used to analyse economic trends. Now they spend hours speculating on the next move of the Federal Reserve. Japan is in a similar situation. Last week the market rose after a report showing GDP had fallen because it increased the prospect of more money printing.
The result of poor or distorted information is that fundamental investors are driven from the market. Relative value investors can no longer function because the markets become illiquid, fragmented with high transaction costs. The result is that the field is left to the speculators. Eventually though the economic fundamentals do reappear and become so obvious they can no longer be ignored. Markets run out of greater fools. Governments in all markets have encouraged speculators to bid up assets by creating a version of reality that may not exist. If a more accurate picture emerges, those same speculators may then punish them severely.
At 7.5%, the WPI inflation for November is the highest since September 2012 when it was 8.1%
Costly vegetables, particularly potato and onion, pushed the November inflation based on wholesale price index (WPI) to a 14-month high of 7.52%, making it difficult for the Reserve Bank of India (RBI) to ease key policy rate.
Vegetable prices shot up by 95.25% in November as compared to 78.38% in the previous month, said the WPI inflation data released on Monday.
The overall inflation in the food segment comprising wheat, pulses, vegetables, milk, among others, was at 19.93%, up from 18.19% in October.
The rise in WPI comes after the retail or consumer price inflation jumped to 11.24%.
The inflation was at 7% in October and 7.05% in the earlier month (revised upwards from 6.46%).
Potato prices jumped 26.7% in November, as compared to a contraction in the previous month. The onions too were costly, but the price rise was low as compared to October. Onion inflation was at 190.34% in November.
The data further revealed that protein rich items like egg, meat and fish were costlier by 15.19% while milk was dearer by 6.25% in November.
The inflation in fuel and power segment was at 11.08% in the month under review, up from 10.33% in October.
The price rise in the manufactured products rose to 2.64% from 2.50%.
The WPI inflation for November 2013 is the highest since September 2012 when it was 8.1%.


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Charles Payne, host of Fox Business News "Making Money with Charles Payne," may have put his job in jeopardy Friday when he called into question the need for the Fed, the US's central bank. Make no mistake, central bankers and the people who benefit from central banking are powerful, with tremendous influence in the media.


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Finally some movement has happened on Henry (The Nightmare Before Christmas) Selick's adaptation of Neil Gaiman's Coraline. I know it takes a long time to make stop-motion come to life, but it seems like it's been way too long for this project.
Gaiman spoke to Sci Fi Wire recently and explained that even he's only seen about 10 minutes from the movie, 10 minutes that were apparently taken out to audiences as a special bonus at festivals, which ones we don't know; "The audience went absolutely nuts" Gaiman said, "It's the best stop-motion thing I've ever seen shot in 3-D."
The story, if you've forgotten, is about a bored little girl who finds a bricked-up door in her new house. When she finally goes through the door she finds a much more pleasant life waiting for her with button-eyed parents who actually pay attention to her, but something is just not right about this place and soon she learns the sinister truth.
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You can put nearly anything into an egg roll wrapper, this time I put Chicken and apple sausage and veggies in mine. These little morsels are quite tasty. I served mine with Tamari, Sweet and Sour and Satay Sauces.
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- 1Crumble the sausage meat and cook until done. Transfer to a bowl. Cool.
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When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.
She asked if they would ask the man one question.
She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
You're never alone...
93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.
Don't be one of those people.
Try Not To Cry:
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...
A white man said, Colored people are not allowed here
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK
When I grew up I was BLACK
When I'm sick I'm BLACK
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK
When I'm cold I'm BLACK
When I die I'll be BLACK
But you sir
When you are born you're PINK
When you grow up you're WHITE
When you're sick, you're GREEN
When you go in the sun you're RED
When you're cold you're BLUE
And when you die you're PURPLE
And you have the nerve to call me coloured?
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away . . .
Put this on your page if you HATE racism!
97% of teenage girls would cry if they saw Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on the top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn and screaming "DO A FLIP!" then copy and past this to your profile.
If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this onto your profile.
Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess. She was kind, caring and polite like all princesses were. She lived in a castle far away. One day, while she was picking flowers, a dragon captured her and took her to his lair that was hidden far from the kingdom. She stayed with the dragon for months. Then one day a handsome knight in shining armor came and shouted "FEAR NOT FAIR MAIDEN! I AM HERE TO RESCUE YOU FROM THIS FOUL BEAST!" 95% of girls would scream "MY HERO!" If you're one of the 5% who would say "No thanks, I'm good here" paste this onto your profile.
I, TheDoctor'sAmazingCompanion, do solemnly swear to review all the fanfictions I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the trinity God the Father, the Son, and Holy Spirit
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won't repost it?
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _' You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1. when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time. "Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show. Captain Planet. He's a Hero. You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads. You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies. You remember Ring Pops. You remember drinking Surge, and Tang. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players. Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. And Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles. Michael Jordan was a king. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. The old dollar bills. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. You remember a time before the WB. You collected all the Troll dolls If you even know what an original walkman is. You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . nough said You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!" You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that! You remember Highlight's magazine. You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . . Before Spongebob . . . Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. When gameboy was a brick. You did MASH to figure out your future Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!! Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . . or if you smiled at one of these things.
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--If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD! There will b a DJ , I'm throwing a party... everyone is invited!
So everyone come. But read the rest of this bulletin first.
Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.
Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father, Featuring DJ Holy Spirit.
When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven
Where: Kingdom of Heaven
How: Just Ask
Why: Because God Loves You!
... Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.
Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my Father."
Repost as COME TO MY PARTY!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
251 Lessons from the 11th Doctor (From DeviantArt)
1. Praying to Santa can result in an unexpected Time Lord appearance.
2. If a glowing police box lands in your garden, by all means investigate.
3. Apples are rubbish, yoghurt is just stuff with bits in, and beans are evil. Bad bad beans.
4. Fish Fingers and Custard are just what you need after a traumatic experience
5. Box falls out the sky, man falls out the box, man eats fish custard.
6. You know when grown-ups tell you everything is gonna be fine and you think they're lying to make you feel better? Everything is gonna be fine.
7. It's not a box, it's a time machine.
8. Cricket bat to the face can incapacitate a Time Lord.
9. The Doctor can cost you 12 years and 4 psychiatrists.
10. The Doctor is worse than everybody's aunt.
11. The end comes, as it was always going to, down the lens of a video camera.
12. Growing up? You never wanna do that.
13. Twenty minutes of belief can save the planet.
14. Nothing says non-terrestrial like a sonic screwdriver.
15. Watch Patrick Moore, he's a devil!
16. Today's the day you save the world. Just remember to delete your internet history.
17. 'Who da man?' should never be said more than once per regeneration.
18. The Doctor's the kind of man (Time Lord) who'll save the world from aliens and then bring them
19. If you're saving the world you need a decent shirt.
20. Leaving is good. Never coming back is better.
21. Basically, run.
22. Bowties are cool.
23. Grown up? The Doctor will soon fix that.
24. The Doctor has plenty of clothes in the wardrobe. And possibly a swimming pool.
25. The Doctor is definitely a madman with a box.
26. You can wonder around Starship UK in a nighty without getting odd looks.
27. It's perfectly natural for a monarch to sit staring at glasses of water.
28. The Doctor always stays out of trouble. Badly.
29. The Doctor never interferes in the affairs of other peoples or planets unless there are children
30. Contrary to popular belief, the Doctor, not Obi-Wan, is our only hope.
31. Everyone forgetting what they've learned every five years is democracy in action.
32. The Doctor is way worse than Scottish.
33. To get yourself in a calm place, go "Ommmmm."
34. You may be in a mouth, but on the plus side, roomy.
35. If you're stuck in a mouth, make its owner vomit you out. Whilst shouting 'Geronimo'.
36. They slowed the Queen's bodyclock so as to keep her looking like the stamps.
37. You don't ever decide what the Doctor needs to know.
38. You'll increase speed if you stop torturing the pilot.
39. Pain, misery and loneliness makes Star Whales kind. Obviously.
40. It's always a big day tomorrow if you have a time machine; you can skip the little ones.
41. You need to run in a type 40 TARDIS.
42. You should listen to Scottish geniuses.
43. Amy loves a squaddie.
44. Despite having a plunger and a gun for arms, Daleks can make tea.
45. The Doctor expects you to KBO - Keep Buggering On.
46. TARDIS bang bang, Daleks boom.
47. Pure Daleks are multicoloured.
48. The Supreme Dalek also responds to 'Sweetheart'.
49. Blowing yourself up is an occupational hazard.
50. If you were promised tea, it is perfectly acceptable to threaten an entire species with a Jammy Dodger.
51. With suitable enhancements, Spitfires can take on a Dalek spaceship.
52. There's always a blue wire...or a red one.
53. Museums are how a time traveller keeps score.
54. When in doubt, open a door into open space and let yourself fall out.
55. Stabilisers are boringers, they're blue boringers.
56. The Doctor loves the brilliant Tardis landing noise.
57. The Doctor has a weather forecasting nose.
58. The Doctor can run away from anything he likes.
59. '5 Minutes' can get you (almost) killed.
60. The Doctor sonicked River.
61. The Doctor is equal to an army.
62. Yes. You're right. The Doctor is definitely Mr. Grumpy Face today.
63. Still don't blink. Wink if necessary, but don't blink.
64. Don't challenge a Weeping Angel to a staring contest.
65. You're never short of a snog with a second head.
66. Always look for a statue's second head.
67. Angels can, somewhat ironically, kill clergymen.
68. River seems to attract talking corpses.
69. Always bite stone hands.
70. The Doctor has space teeth.
71. There's always a way out.
72. There is one thing you never put in a trap if you value your continued existence, if you're smart. If you have any plans about seeing tomorrow there's one thing you never ever put in a trap: a little cartoon Graham Norton running across the screen.
73. Just because you've thought about something it doesn't necessarily mean you have a solution.
74. If your red-head assistant starts counting down from ten after a close encounter with an alien species, be very worried.
75. A forest is an oxygen factory.
76.The Doctor can make Weeping Angels say comfy chairs.
77. Cracks in space and time are extremely very not good.
78. Never let the Doctor talk.
79. Closing your eyes CAN make the bad things go away.
80. The Doctor can go from 'don't blink' to 'don't open your eyes' in a matter of minutes.
81. Even Weeping Angels know when to run.
82. Time can be rewritten.
83. Time can be unwritten.
84. An army of Weeping Angels at your door isn't always a bad thing.
85. Even in mortal danger, the Doctor can still make puns.
86. Aren't we all fairy tales?
87. The Doctor doesn't get it if you try and come onto him.
88. The Doctor thinks sometimes well lots of times.
89. Amy Pond thinks a kiss is a word.
90. It's been a while for the Doctor. He is 907 after all.
91. Sending your children to mysterious schools only ends badly.
92. Not telling your fiancee you love her for seven hours seemingly constitutes a scandal.
93. It's funny how you can something in your head and it SOUNDS fine...
94. The Doctor always looks forward to the bit where they say it's bigger on the inside.
95. 16th century Venice is romantic.
96. The Doctor owes Casanova a chicken.
97. One day shouting "Tell me the whole plan!" will work.
98. The Doctor didn't kiss Amy back. He kissed her mouth.
99. The Doctor's is bigger than Rory's.
100. The best quote of the entire series: "I'm a Time Lord. You're a big fish. Think of the children."
101. The Doctor's been around a bit.
102. The Doctor knew you were going to say that.
103. They're not vampires. They're fish from space. (makes the Twilight saga quite odd when you think about it...)
103. Thrones can have secret compartments capable of sinking cities.
104. The only thing Rory has seen uglier than Francesco is his mum.
105. Don't insult a vampire/fish-from-space's mummy.
106. A fish from space is hardly going to smell of cheese and biscuits.
107. Contrary to popular belief, water bubbling actually indicates the presence of fish from space.
108. Swallowed a planet, pregnant, tomato, tomato.
109. Boredom, self-harm, potato, potato.
110. Don't let the cool gear fool you, the Doctor's getting on a bit.
111. Sometimes nightmares are less of a nightmare, more a really good mare.
112. If something doesn't make sense, go and poke it with a stick.
113. If the Doctor had any more tawdry quirks, he could open a tawdry quirk shop.
114. If you die in reality, you die, stupid. That's why it's called reality.
115. Having no physical form can get you down after a while.
116. Who says we have to grow up?
117. When in doubt, smash an old lady with a piece of wood.
118. The Doctor is Mr. Cool.
119. Not only are the Doctor and Rory Amy's boys, they're her poncho boys.
120. When under attack by old-aged pensioners armed with weapons and poison gas, feel free to take a minute out to examine baby toys.
121. Not only did the Doctor come out the closet, he blew the lights up.
122. Rescue missions succeed when they involve camper vans.
123. Rory is a bumbling country doctor who thinks the only thing he need to make himself interesting is a ponytail.
124. Even the Dream Lord recognises the Doctor and Rory are Amy's boys.
125. Gardening equipment and zimmerframes can double as weapons.
126. Never mind the aliens about to kill you outside, by all means waste time cutting off your ridiculous ponytail.
127. Amy has a history of...being very lovely.
128. Your husband turning to dust in front of you can halt labour.
129. If you're going to die you might as well do it crashing a camper van into a doorway.
130. Reaching 907 years old means you have a lot of darkness in you.
131. If you ever need privacy, the Doctor could always pop down to the swimming pool for a few lengths.
132. If the room starts shaking, immediately put your copy of The Gruffalo down.
133. Don't go near steam coming out of the ground.
134. The ground finds it easier to swallow a fully-grown Welsh man than a ginger Scot.
135. The Doctor loves a big mining thing.
136. Rio doesn't have a big mining thing.
137. Breaking and entering and sonic-ing and entering are totally different.
138. The Doctor is making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.
139. The Doctor can get your dad back.
140. The Doctor can't make a decent meringue.
141. Dyslexia never stopped Da Vinci or Einstein.
142. The Doctor's not scared of monsters. They're scared of him.
143. Never go back for your headphones.
144. The sonic doesn't do wood.
146. The Doctor has heat-vision shades.
147. The Last Of My Species is an old hat interrogation technique.
148. You can survive dissection.
149. Silurian guns fire gas. And lasers.
150. Haven't you ever picked a lizard man's pocket?
151. Silurians do a roaring trade in tomatoes.
152. Never taser a Silurian.
153. If you need to wrap up a Silurian corpse, always go for orange.
154. Silurians make odd noises when crying or dying.
155.If necessary, grandad can be left at the middle of the Earth.
156. Where there's an explosion, there's shrapnel...or broken burning police box.
157. The Doctor sees no reason why he can't put his hand in there.
158. Van Gogh's idea of flirting is telling an obviously ginger girl that she's ginger.
159. If your daughter has just been killed, chuck things at the nearest painter.
160. There are more wonders in this world than you have ever dreamt of.
161. The Doctor will be back before you can say "Where's he got to now?"...NOT THAT FAST. But pretty fast...
162. The Doctor has a dull godmother with two heads and bad breath...twice.
163. Vincent Van Gogh wasn't a 'proper painter'. But the Doctor considers him the greatest artist who ever lived, Talk about mixed signals.
164. He was also a snorer.
165. He also didn't like sunflowers.
166. Everyone always leaves.
167. Michaelangelo was scared of heights.
168. Time normally passes really slowly in the right order.
169. If there's one thing the Doctor can't stand it's an unpunctual alien attack.
170. Sometimes winning is no fun at all.
171. Painters can't keep their talented hands to themselves.
172. Amy and Vincent would have had children 'by the dozen'.
173. Every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don't always soften the bad things but vice versa, the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things or make them unimportant.
174. If Amy and Vincent had gotten married, their kids would've have very red hair. The ultimate ginge.
175. Never ignore self-spreading rot on the wall.
176. It's never 'just pizza'.
177. Never open your front door proclaiming 'I love you'.
178. The Doctor's less of a young professional, more of an ancient amateur.
179. The Doctor doesn't know why he calls himself the Doctor.
180. The Doctor is the Archbishop of Canterbury's special favourite.
181. Don't go upstairs if you hear loud banging.
182. Even the Doctor refers to himself as the Oncoming Storm.
183. Don't touch the aforementioned self-spreading rot.
184. There's nothing like mixing an antidote in a teapot.
185. Lots of people talk to cats.
186. Ooh! Ain't modern society awful!
187. Madrid? Ha! What a dump!
188. Headbutts are more than just headbutts when you're an alien.
189. If the planet's about to burn for God's sake kiss the girl!
190. Phoning the Time Vortex doesn't always work.
191. Hallucenogenic lipstick can cause you to point a gun at a stick figure.
192. Liz Ten is still the bloody Queen.
193. Poisoning a fat smurf might get you a vortex manipulator.
194. Planet One was the very imaginitive name of the first planet.
195. Amy's favourite topic at school was the invasion of the hot Italians.
196. Insisting something is a fairy tale all the time doesn't mean it's not real. Or a plot concocted by all your enemies to trap you eternally.
197. You can wander Stonehenge all day and still not notice that there's a decapitated Cyberman head there.
198. The Doctor is a good wizard.
199. Never ignore a coincidence. Unless you're busy, in which case always ignore a coincidence.
200. Anyone can break into a prison.
201. The Daleks are so cross.
202. When making your impassioned speech or asking your key question, make sure there are no cyber arms present.
203. If you need to draw fire, shouting "LOOK AT ME, I'M A TARGET!" does the trick.
204. Becoming a Cyberman is just like being an organ donor only you're alive and...screaming.
205. A sword through the chest can kill a Cyberman.
206. Never underestimate a Celt.
207. Dying and turning into a Roman can be very distracting.
208. If you're sitting up there in your silly little spaceship with your silly little guns and you've got any plans on taking the pandorica tonight, remember whose standing in your way.
209. Letting somebody else try first is always a good idea.
210. If the TARDIS is experiencing turbulence, worry.
211. The end of the universe is the perfect time to 'go get her'.
212. The universe is big, it's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things happen and we call them miracles.
213. History couldn't take Amy being surrounded by Romans.
214. Rory is short for Roranicus.
215. Amy has leaky tear ducts.
216.When all the Roman soldiers around you suddenly and simultaneously slump, worry.
217. Don't park the TARDIS facing a wall.
218. When you and your evil allies notices cracks in the skin of universe and determine their cause, don't lock away the only man (time lord) who might be able to help you.
219. Try not to shoot your fiancee.
220. Richard Dawkins is responsible for those star cults.
221. When future you is telling you that things are getting complicated, you know they are.
222. Begging a corpse to laugh never works.
223. Fossils in time leave footprints of the never-were.
224. If it's the end of the universe, hope to be the last light that goes out. Then you might have a chance.
225. Amy is more important than the whole universe.
226. There's only one of the Doctor. He counted.
227. The Doctor can leave a message in your head like on answerphone.
228. Rory is the Boy Who Waited, Amy the Girl Who Waited, therefore they will ultimately get married.
229. Rory followed Amy around for 2000 years and she didn't even know about it. That's some skilled stalking.
230. You can do loads in 12 minutes; suck a mint, buy a sledge, have a fast bath...
231. Some days, 'just dying' is a result.
232. Trust the plastic.
233. Swappable heads do keep things fresh.
234. Fezzes are cool.
235. When in doubt, reboot the universe.
236. Rule One: The Doctor lies.
237. 'It died' is a suitable euphemism for 'I gained sadistic pleasure from making it beg for mercy before executing it'.
238. Rory isn't 100% sure what the Big Bang is, and needs it to be confirmed for him.
239. Growing up with a crack in time can have bad side effects, but ultimately they might save the world.
240. Nothing is ever forgotten, not really.
241. If you have your family back, you won't need your imaginary friend anymore.
242. Famous last words? Geronimo.
243. The Doctor loves it when he escapes.
244. Three things to consider after such an escape: "Legs? Yes. Bowtie? Cool. ...I can buy a fez."
245. They say before you die your life flashes before your eyes. This happened to the Doctor but he was also allowed to talk to people in them. Bit unfair on the rest of us, no?
246. Planting ideas in a 7-year-old's brain might just save your life one day.
247. We're all just stories in the end.
248. The Doctor hates repeats.
249. Always remember your imaginary friend on your wedding day.
250. Time Lord dancing is very different to human dancing.
251. An Egyptian Goddess loose on the Orient Express...in space, is very important.
How You Know If You Are Obsessed With Doctor Who:
1) You would rather spend time watching DW than anything else.
2) Whenever something Who-ish comes up, you're chest tightens.
3) You write and read DW fanfictions.
4) You make up a DW word
5) You make your mom go to the library during school just to get DW books. (More like Classic episodes)
6) You beg your parents to stay up late at night and watch DW.
7) You base your schedule on when the next DW episode will be on TV.
8) During the day, all you can think about is DW.
9) You "pretend" that you are friends with the Doctor and a blue highlighter of yours is the sonic screwdriver.
10) You search the internet for a sonic screwdriver, and get the app on your iTouch/phone.
11) You search the internet for a shirt that says "I'd rather be watching Doctor Who".
12) In an essay, you destroy human dignity, then say "I'd rather be a Time Lord".
13) You listen late at night for the wheezing sounds of the TARDIS.
14) You wonder what situations you can put yourself in to be able to find the Doctor.
15) You copy and paste this onto your profile.
16) You have tried fish-fingers and custard.
17) You begin to wonder if that nasty teacher that has it in for you is really a human or not... (*Cough*Mrs Bowker, my German Teacher*Cough*)
18) You begin to wonder in general if all the people around you are human.
19) You find yourself wishing that the TARDIS would appear in the classroom before a big test and take you away so you can study.
20) You begin to want to take engineering so you can learn to pilot the TARDIS.
21) Instead of using the phrase "Two Heads are Better than One", you use the phrase, "Two Hearts are Better than One".
22) DW is your favorite conversation starter.
24) You buy a telescope just so you can look for a flying blue box every night.
25) You are deathly afraid of Christmas Trees (The Christmas Invasion), Scarecrows (Family of Blood / Human Nature), Angels (Time of Angels / Flesh and Blood / Voyage of the Damned), Planes (Midnight), and Engines (The Beast Below).
26) You cried in many of the DW episodes
27) You are reading all of these and saying yes to most of them!
28) When you can't get to sleep, you get out of bed and look out your window to see if a TARDIS has landed/crashed in your garden
Now... make a wish.
Me: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise You won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
God: Huumm
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed)
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed):Okay
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm Sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me... in All things , the Good & the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
REPOST if you Believe in HIM
Worth posting.
1. Tony Stark
2. Clint Barton
3. Thor Odinson
4. Natasha Romanoff
5. Steve Rogers
6. Bruce Banner
7. Phil Coulson
8. Nick Fury
9. Loki Laufeyson
10. Maria Hill
1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
4 announced she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
5 cooked you dinner?
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
8 got into the hospital somehow?
9 made fun of your friends?
10 ignored you all the time?
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
6 appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do?
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Number 8 thinks he'll/she'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does she stay?
1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?
2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?
3 told 6 he started his period.
4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.
5 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?
6 got high.
7 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?
9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills Soda all over him?
10 starts working at a bar.
1 comes in and tells you he's pregnant from 2.
Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?
5 is having a birthday party and he/she picks a theme. What is it?
6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?
7 stalks 9 home. 10 sees this. What does she do?
8 buys a computer. What is the first thing he does on it?
1. Draco Malfoy
2. Nymphadora
3. Fred
4. Remus
5. Harry
6. Hermione
7. Ronald
8. Sirius
9. Ginny
10. Severus
1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Number 2 asked you to go out with her?
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
4 announced she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
5 cooked you dinner?
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
8 got into the hospital somehow?
9 made fun of your friends?
10 ignored you all the time?
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
2 tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
6 appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do?
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Number 8 thinks he'll/she'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?
1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?
2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?
3 told 6 he started his period.
4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.
5 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?
6 got high.
7 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?
9 can't stand 1, so how does she get her revenge when he spills Soda all over her?
10 starts working at a bar.
1 comes in and tells you he's pregnant from 2.
Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?
5 is having a birthday party and he/she picks a theme. What is it?
6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?
7 stalks 9 home. 10 sees this. What does he do?
8 buys a computer. What is the first thing he does on it?


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ground rent
Definition of ground rent
: the rent paid by a lessee for the use of land especially for building
First Known Use of ground rent
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ground rent
Legal Definition of ground rent
1 : the rent paid by a lessee for the use of land especially for building
2 : a rent charge reserved to himself or herself or his or her heirs by the grantor of land in fee simple, on perpetual lease, or on lease for a renewable term of years
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Ground rent in this sense is found chiefly in Pennsylvania and Maryland.
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