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Students of classes VIII to XII of different schools in Tiruchi created practically implementable environmental models during the interschool environmental model competition organised by Tiruchi district Exnora and Youth Exnora International at Cauvery College for Women in the city on Tuesday.
Models on environmental management, rainwater harvesting, solar energy, waste water purification, afforestation, prevention of pollution, converting deserts into tropical land and a model titled 'why we do not require nuclear power plants' were some of the creative exhibits made by students.
The theme of the competition was 'save our mother earth' and exhibits were judged in two categories- category A included classes VIII to X and category B consisted of classes XI and XII.
Montfort School, Sri Sivananda Balalaya, Campion Higher Secondary School and Vasavi Vidhyalaya School won prizes in the first category while SRV Matric Higher Secondary School, Cauvery Matric Higher Secondary School and Montfort School bagged prizes in the second category.
V.P. Thandapani, Corporation Commissioner, addressed students during the valediction and advised them to put in their best efforts to save mother earth. "With population explosion resulting in depletion of natural resources, it becomes important to use non renewable resources judicially. We need to ensure that future generations are also able to enjoy natural resources," he said.
Mr.Rajkumar from the department of environment, Bharathidasan University, who judged the exhibits, said that the work did not seem to have been done by school students but was akin to those created at the college level.
C.Balasubramanian, district president Exnora, K.Rengarajan, secretary, Cauvery college governing council and members of Exnora were present during the event.
Training Program on Soft Skills
Greater Chennai District Exnora & T. Nagar Sarada Vidyalaya Girls Higher Secondary School Jointly organized the Special Programme on Soft Skills at school premises recently.
M. Sivakumar CEO - SIVAS Metamorphic Centre, explained that the objective of the program is to stress the importance of Soft-skill while one has to secure a better career. The instruction in this progaramme was to train a student to face defeat, to keep away from jealousy ,to enjoy the sight of birds, and natural surroundings.
Greater Chennai District Exnora &
Sri RKM Sarada Vidyalaya Girls Higher Secondary School Jointly organized the
Special program on "JOB OPPORTUNITIES"
Students as they get into IX standard start mental plans about their future carriers. Today for most the first choice is Information Technology based employment along with Engineering, Architecture, Medicine, Fashion Technology, Hospitality industries etc.
Lions Club of Central Madras, District 324 A1, Greater Chennai District ExNoRa and Sri RKM Sarada Vidyalaya Girls Higher Secontary School, T.Nagar, Jointly organised a Eye Donation Awareness Program and Human Chain.
Lion S.N. Harinarayanan Past President, Lions club of Central Madras inspected the Human Chain of students holding the Placards depicting meaningful slogans on the need and necessity of Eye Donation and also distributed the Handbills to the public along with school students.
ExNora General Secretary Mr.R,Govindraj and S. Sampath, Senator, Exnora International were the Special Invitees.
Mrs,G.Vasundara, Program officer, NSS, RKM Sarada Vidyalaya welcomed the dignitaries and gave a thought provoking speech high lighting the projects planned for the day and importance of Eye Donation.
Lion Vijayalaksmi Thavva in her Presidential address emphasised the teachers role on moulding the students and also on the need of eye donation
Lion S. Sampath gave a speech on the Eye Donation and how it will help two persons to see this beautiful world with full of colors
Mr.R.Govindraj, Ex Nora, General Secretary proposed the vote of thanks.
NSS Students of RKM Sharada Vidyalaya, Usman Road, T.Nagar had a fruitful experience, specially their visit to Pammal - the "Enviro Home" of Sri. Indrakumar turned out to be an eye opener and a realization, how simple it is to "Live with Nature".
The girls expressed their happiness over the practices and have vowed to carryout it at their homes and impress their neighbors also to follow.
Giving expression to what they have seen Selvi.M. Parvathi, G. Gayathri, P. Anusha and M. Aishwarya said that solution to garbage is in each one's hand. We have to be responsible in 'not mixing' garbage at home, introduce perishable waste at home for composting through simple - inexpensive composting through aerobic or vermin-composting methods and handing over recyclable wastes to rag-pickers (who make a living out of this) for appropriate recycling. By doing so, accumulation of waste at streets is eliminated.
By recycling waste water by a simple technique, water needs of the plants are fulfilled and helps retain moisture around the house. Similarly, by introducing an enzyme into septic tank, he eliminates foul smell and letting out the untreated, unhygienic water in open spaces. This water is also used to water the plants at his garden.
He has a wonderful rain water harvesting system in place which ensures every drop of water at his property and surrounding is effectively recharged.
The most thrilling experience of their visit was the terrace garden with varieties of medicinal, flowering, vegetable & green plants for our day to day use in a small place. The girls were reluctant to come away from the place.
The programme was coordinated by Dr.(Smt). G. Vasundara, Programme Officer, NSS and Sri. R.Govindaraj, Joint General Secretary, Exnora International.
T.Nagar Sarada Vidyalaya School NSS and Kodambakkam Exnora to promote Solar Energy in Chennai
T. Nagar Sarada Vidyalaya School NSS and Kodambakkam Exnora Womens Guild conducted a special meeting at rangarajapuram recently to create awareness among public about the necessity of using Solar energy as a supplementary source of power at homes and offices.
Mrs R. Meenakshi President, Kodambakkam Exnora Womens' Guild welcome the gathering.
Mrs. G. Vasundara, Program officer, T. Nagar Sarada Vidyalaya NSS stressed the need for public to look for alternative sources of power as the present power situation is bleak. "Solar energy is not only environment friendly as it does not pollute, but also it can provide electricity all around the year unlike wind energy, which is seasonal",she said.
Mr. R. Govindaraj,Joint General Secretary, Exnora International welcomed the government's initiative of promoting Solar energy. "the government should promote the utilisation of Solar power in each house by encouraging them to use at least 5% of their power usage through Solar power. In Bangalore it is mandatory to use solar power for water heaters. Similar laws could be implemented in Chennai", he said.
Mr. R. Venkateswaran Vice President, Solkar Solar Industry Ltd, said that there are different types of Solar Inverters for homes and offices. The inverters are of affordable prices and can power from one light to powering the whole house. "we have an ideal Solar inverter 'Sologen', which can power upto 2 tubelights, 2 fans and 1 TV at a very affordable price", he said. Details of the various solar powered models were distributed.
Exnora has decided to spread the awareness of Solar energy in the various parts of Chennai and suburbs through continuous awareness programs.
T. Nagar Sarada Vidyalaya School NSS and T. Nagar Exnora Jointly organized the Special Programme on" Consumer Awareness"
T. Nagar Sarada Vidyalaya School and T. Nagar Exnora Jointly organized the Special Programme on Consumer Awareness at school premises recently. Mrs. J. Vijayathilagam Co-ordinator, Consumer Advice Centre. Department of Civil Supplies and Consumer Protection,Mr.R. Govindaraj, Joint General Secretary, Exnora International and are the Special Invitees.
Mrs. Meenakshi, Head Mistress, Sri RKM Sarada Vidyalaya T. Nagar Welcome the gathering.
Mrs.Vijayathilagam started the session with the most commonly used commodity and most adultered product – WATER. She went on to explain the need for good quality products used by us in our day-to-day lives starting from our very basic need - water, to electrical appliances used for lighting our houses, cooking etc..., even the Helmet used by most of us as we travel in our two-wheelers. She also stressed the importance of carefully selecting medicines from the pharmacy instead of blindly handing over the prescription to the pharmacist and buying the medicines given by him/her. Find below the list of the most common commodities and the respective seals that should be present in the package when you buy them in stores.
Apart from these, Mrs.Vijayathilagam also discussed about the ignorant usage of deodorants and consumption of junk food items and how continuous exposure can lead to Cancer. She was prompt to bring out the reason for the age old usage of Honey with Medicine and how to select the purest form of Honey from the other local brands. Ants and dogs do not taste pure honey and . For more information on Consumer products and consumer protection please login to the following websites. Www.consumer.tn.gov.in www.bis.org.
Mrs. G. Vasundara Program Officer, NSS Proposed a Vote of Thanks.
T. Nagar Exnora and Sri RKM Sarada Vidyalaya Higher Secondary School, T. Nagar N. S. S Jointly organised a Solution to good health through our Traditional,Ayurvedic Treatment especially for women,A Natural Way of Living, By Dr R.Veeracholan BAMS,Medical Officer,Urban Ayurvedic Medical Centre recently.
Mr.R. Govindaraj, Secretary, Exnora International presided over the meeting and graced the occasion with his august presence.
Dr. Mrs. G. Vasundara, Programme officer, N S S, Sri RKM Sarada Vidhyalaya Girls Higher Secondary School, T. Nagar, Welcome the gathering and set the context highlighting the importance and benefits of Ayurvedha.
Dr. R. Veeracholan, BAMS, Medical Officer, Urban Ayurvedic Medical Centre, had an effective interaction with the Students and explained how various diseases could be prevented or managed by following a few simple and age proven healthy Indian and traditional food and dietary regimen.
His prescription on selectivity of the most important and primary food items in our cooking system or diet towards a happy and healthy life was very informative and opened the minds of students towards a new learning.
The meet witnessed very active participation from Sri RKM Sarada Vidhyalaya Higher Secondary School Students and Teachers active participation in the program, helped them understand the key benefits of ayurvedic way of living.
Lions Club of Central Madras, District 324 A1, Greater Chennai District Ex NoRa and Sri RKM Sarada Vidyalaya T.Nagar organised a Mupperum Vizha, to commerate, National Eye Donation Fortnight, Teachers Day and Go Green, recently at the School premisus.
Lion Vijayalakshmi Thavva,, President, Lion Dr. M.Ravishankar Secretary and Lion S.N.Harinarayanan addressed the assembled 1500 girl students.
Lion Dr. K.Balachandra Reddy, District Governor inspected the Human Chain of students holding the Placards depicting meaningful slogans on the need and necessity of Eye Donation and also released the Handbill and gave the first handbill to the Traffic Policeman.
AS planned, he planted three saplings along with club president, Region Chairman and , ExNora General Secretary Mr. R,Govindraj and Tree guards were provided for all the saplings.
Mrs., Kannagi Prabakaran, H.M. Sarada Vidhyalaya welcomed the Governor and other dignitaries and gave a thought provoking speech high lighting the projects planned for the day and importance of each project.
Lion Vijayalaksmi Thava in her Presidential address emphasised the teachers role on moulding the students and also on the need of eye donation
Lion Dr. Ravishankar gave a speech on the Eye Donation and how it will help two persons to see this beautiful world with full of colors
District Governor presented the prizes for 9 students who won first three places in Drawing competition and also another 9 students who won first three places in Essay competition, with a colorful certificate and a memento
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Also, he honoured 18 teachers who have worked hard to get 100% results in their respective subjects and also the HM. with mementos
H.M signed her Eye Donation Pledge form and handed over to our Governor with an assurance that all teachers will sign the pledge form and send them across to Lion Harinarauanan very soon.Lion K.Rangarajan , Region Chairman felicitated the organisers and teachers who were honored and the students who won the prizes,
Mr. R.Govindraj, Ex Nora, General Secretary proposed the vote of thanks.
Sri RKM Sarada Vidyalaya Girls Higher Secondary School Usman Road, T. Nagar, Conducted a Science Expo - 2013
R.Govindaraj, Joint General Secretary, Exnora International, was the chief Guest and inaugurated the Science Expo.
Sri RKM Sarada Vidyalaya Girls Higher Secondary School, Usman Road, T. Nagar Conducted a Science Expo – 2013 R.Govindaraj, Joint General Secretary, Exnora International, was the chief guest and inaugurated the Science Expo recently.
Mrs. Nalin, P.G Teacher (Chemistry) and Mrs. Sridevi (Science Teacher) was the Special Invitees. Mrs. Meenakshi, Headmistress, Welcome the gathering Totally 20 projects on various Topics such as Transport and Communication, Environment and Community Health, Industries, Natural Resources and Mathematical models, solar energy Solar powered house with solar fan, solar water heater, solar cookers, solar car etc.
The I Prize was bagged by the project on Community Health. Cancer, Vector borne diseases such as Malaria and Dengue fever were the theme. Statics of the incidence of Dengue and its death toll were explained clearly.
The Project on 'Wealth from Waste' with different colored bins for source segregation and a working model of recycling machine was unique. The various steps in recycling such as Recovery, source segregation, Collection, Transportation and Recycling were displayed. Reuse of cool drink cans by converting them in to flower vases and pencil holders was beautifully depicted.
The various projects brought out the hidden talents of students.
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Regional Referees who are interested in refereeing games in the U14 division are strongly encouraged to move up to the Intermediate Referee level.
"Intermediate" is the recommended badge for U12 and helpful for U10. The Intermediate Referee course will improve your refereeing skills, and make your games more fun and interesting for you. In particular, the course will provide more in depth understanding of fouls and misconduct, offside, referee teamwork, and handling players, coaches and spectators in a more demanding environment.
An Intermediate Referee Course is usually offered in the fall in Region 26, in October or November. It is also usually offered in the summer at Golden Gate Camp.
To start off the fall season, please take the Refresher Clinic for your appropriate age range, and then register for the Intermediate Referee course.
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If you have hardcopies of Laws of the Game, and AYSO Guidance, please bring them to class. We will provide updated hardcopies as appropriate. You can download softcopies from Basic Referee Course U10 to U12. If you have a convenient way of bringing the softcopy to class on a notebook or tablet computer, it would be helpful.
Bring note taking material and your water bottle. See you there!
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If you have signed up in eAYSO but will not be able to make it, please withdraw from the course using instructions at the bottom of the Referee Classes page.
Preparing for the Course
Please give the following documents a thorough read before the course:
Consider taking the Basic Referee Online Course at www.aysotraining.org to refresh your knowledge of the laws.
The material above can be downloaded from Basic Referee Course U10 to U12.
Thanks for your valuable time, and thanks for refereeing our kids' games!

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2017-05-19 / Calendar
Simi Valley/Moorpark Republican Women
11:30 a.m. at Simi Valley Cultural Arts Center, 3050 E. Los Angeles Ave. Two guest speakers: Matt Valenzuela is director of Museum of Military History in Simi Valley Town Center. Buzz Patterson was the military aide carrying the nuclear codes for President Bill Clinton. Luncheon: $20 members, $25 guests. Phone: 805.630.7676. Email: email@example.com. Web: simivalleymoorparkrepublicanwomen.
Document Shred Event
1 to 4 p.m. in back parking lot, Simi Valley Chamber of Commerce, 40 W. Cochran St. $5 per 12-by-15-inch box. Papers shredded on site. Limit offive boxes. Call for large quantities. Contact: Brad Ford. Phone: 805.341. 7908.
Ventura County Astronomical Society
7:15 p.m. at Moorpark College Forum, 7075 Campus Road. Hal Jandorf discusses the great American solar eclipse in August and shows images of other eclipses. Free admission. Web: vcas.org.
Camarillo Cafe
8 p.m. at Camarillo Community Center, 1605 E. Burnley St. Doors open 7:30 p.m. Tom Corbett Trio plays (change of performers). Smoke- and alcohol-free venue. Tickets: $20 at door.
Santa Susana Railroad Swap Meet
7 to 10 a.m. at Santa Susana Park Pavilion, 6503 Katherine Road, Simi Valley. Vendors sell model RR scenery and equipment, books, photos, magazines and collectibles. $2 admission, kids under 12 enter free. Email: firstname.lastname@example.com. Web: santasusannadepot.org/ swapmeet.htm.
Ventura County Master Gardeners
8:30 a.m. to noon at Hansen Agricultural Center, 14292 W. Telegraph Road, Santa Paula. Enter on Briggs Road. Program on using water efficiently and irrigation basics. Wear closed-toe shoes. Bring sunscreen and water. Cost: $20 includes handouts and continental breakfast. RSVP required. Contact: Leah Haynes. Email: ljhaynes @ucanr.edu. Web: ucanr.edu/sites/ VCMG.
E-waste Recycling Day
9 a.m. to 1 p.m. at Simi Valley Unified School District parking lot, 875 Cochran St. Computers, laptops, monitors, TVs, scanners, cellphones, printers, fax, answering machines, keyboards accepted. SVUSD fundraiser. Web: www.svef.org.
E-waste Recycling Event
9 a.m. to 2 p.m. at United Church of Christ, 370 Royal Ave., Simi Valley. Cellphones, monitors, TV screens, laptops and tablets accepted. Phone: 818.363.7927.
Bird Museum Spring Open House
10 a.m. to 4 p.m. at 439 Calle San Pablo, Camarillo. Hands-on egg blowing, net building, live birds, art exhibit, raffles, gift items for sale. See website for schedule. Admission: $5 individual, $10 family, free for members. Phone: 805.388.9944. Web: www.wfvz.org.
Simi Valley AAUW
10 a.m. at member's home. Spring brunch. Scholarship winners and TechTrek STEM campers introduced. Guests welcome. Call for location. Contact: Yolanda. Phone: 805.582. 1286.
Battle Of The Food Trucks
10:30 a.m. to 4 p.m. at Adolfo Camarillo High School football stadium, 4660 Mission Oaks Blvd., Camarillo. Bands perform on mobile stage. Children's area, photo booth, school club booths, raffles, canned-food drive. Tshirts for sale. General admission: $8 in advance, $15 at the door. Advance VIP tickets with early admission, free drink: $12. Free raffle ticket with donation of a can of food. Web: ACHSmusic.com/food-truckfestival.
Turtle And Tortoise Show
11 a.m. to 4 p.m. at Woodland Hills Christian Church, 5920 Shoup Ave. Live turtles and tortoises, information on pet care, Ask the Vet booth, adoptions, raffles, silent auction. Benefits California Turtle and Tortoise Club for rehabilitating sick and injured animals. Tickets: $2 and $3. Contact: K aren Berry. Email: email@example.com. Web: www.tortoise.org/valley.
Conejo Valley Writers
Noon to 2:30 p.m. at Goebel Adult Community Center, Foothill Lupin Room, 1385 E. Janss Road, Thousand Oaks. Optional BYO brown bag lunch at noon. Program at 12:30 p.m. Karen Gorback leads "Writing dazzling dialogue" hands-on workshop. Web: www.meetup.com/ ConejoValleyWriters.
'Noah's Ark'
2 and 7 p.m. at Kavli Theatre, Thousand Oaks Civic Arts Plaza, 2100 E. T.O. Blvd. Pacific Festival Ballet presents the Bible story in dance, aerial arts and original score. For families. $30. Web: www.noahsarkballet.com.
Thousand Oaks Dance Club
7:30 to 10 p.m. at Goebel Adult Community Center, 1385 E. Janss Road, Thousand Oaks. Doors open 6 p.m. Western theme. Ed LaFata Trio plays. Free dance lesson 6:30 to 7:15 p.m. Male dance hosts, refreshments, door prizes. Admission: $8. Phone (evening): 805.381.2744.
Mustangs And Ford Car Show
8 a.m. to 4 p.m. at Warner Center Park, 5800 Topanga Canyon Blvd., Woodland Hills. Trophies for over 82 classes. Raffle, drawing, Horseshoes for Cancer, vendors. Car entry: $40 day of show. Pony Corral: $20, no trophies. Contact: Debbie Anderson. Phone: 661.295.5255. Email: firstname.lastname@example.com. Web: www.mustangownersofca.org.
Valley Asian Cultural Festival
11 a.m. to 4 p.m. at Tarzana Cultural Center, 19130 Ventura Blvd. Displays, Asian food, dance, music, entertainment, arts and crafts, celebrities. Web: valleyasianfestival.com.
Rebozo Festival
11 a.m. to 5 p.m. at Camarillo Ranch, 201 Camarillo Ranch Road. Mexican brunch, mariachi music, fashion show, silent and live auctions, tiendita and cantina. Fundraiser for local nonprofit charitable groups. Tickets: $50. Web: www.rebozofestival.org.
Watch/Clock Association
Noon at student center, Ventura College,
4667 Telegraph Road, Ventura. Workshop on clocks or watches at 11 a.m. Items for sale. Noel Poirier of the National Watch and Clock Museum in Pennsylvania gives the program. Admission: $3. Optional lunch is $5 extra. Web: www.nawcc-ch190.com.
Living History Day
1 to 4 p.m. at Pleasant Valley Historical Society Museum, 720 Las Posas Road, Camarillo. 25 activities in old-time life. Kids can grind wheat, make tortillas and butter, pan for gold, use a washboard, make a toy or doll. No charge. Phone: 805.482.3660. Web: www.pvhsonline.org.
Boots And Slippers Square Dance Club
2 p.m. at Simi Valley Senior Center, 3900 Avenida Simi. Guide Dogs of America benefit dance. Rounds start 2 p.m., squares at 2:30 p.m. All proceeds go to GDA. Admission: $10 includes hot dogs and dessert. Phone: 805.583.5900.
'The Taming Of The Shrew'
7:30 p.m. in DownStage theater, basement of Simi Valley Cultural Arts Center, 3050 Los Angeles Ave. Runs May 24 and 25. Literature in Action troupe presents Shakespearian comedy. Tickets: $12 adults, $10 seniors and students. RSVP recommended. Email: firstname.lastname@example.com.
Channel Islands Chapter Embroiderers' Guild
9:30 a.m. at Camarillo United Methodist Church, 291 Anacapa Drive. Starting part one of small colored rice stitch project. Beginners welcome. Phone: 805.484.9183. Web: http:// psrega.org.
Thousand Oaks Woman's Club
10:30 a.m. at Los Robles Greens, Sunset Ballroom, 299 S. Moorpark Road, Thousand Oaks. Newbury Park High School choral group performs. Luncheon cost: $21. RSVP requested. Contact: Kitty Sciacia. Phone: 805.484. 7741.
Organic Garden Club Of Ventura County
6 to 8 p.m. at Newbury Park Library, 2331 Borchard Road. Garden designer Lisa Burton discusses "The right plant in the right place." Contact: Diana. Phone: 805.241.7308. Web: organicgardenclubofventuracounty.org.
Finale Viva Las Vegas Concert
7 p.m. in Moorpark High School performing arts center, 4500 Tierra Rejada Road. School vocal arts students perform choral hits from 1960s to today and impersonations of Vegas superstars. Tickets: $8 adults, $6 seniors and students. Box office opens 30 minutes before curtain. Contact: Ray Hebel. Phone: 805.340. 7348.
Ventura County Rose Society
7 p.m. at Ventura County Office of Education Conference Center, 5100 Adolfo Road, Camarillo. Doors open at 6:30 p.m. for refreshments. Attendees asked to bring a cut rose or perennial flower from their garden to share. Members give tips on growing roses and share garden tools. Contact: Barbara Morse. Phone: 805. 499.1657. Web: venturarosesociety.org.
'When We Were Young And Unafraid'
8 p.m. at Camarillo Skyway Playhouse, 330 Skyway Drive. Runs through June 25. 8 p.m. Fridays and Saturdays, 2 p.m. Sundays. Play about feminism and a woman's place in 1972. Tickets: $15 and $20. For mature audiences. Web: www.brownpapertickets.com.
Handweavers And Spinners Guild
9 a.m. at Camarillo Center for Spiritual Living, 340 Mobil Ave. Hands-on program of classical ply-split braiding. Email: email@example.com.
Arts Alive Festival
10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Saturday and 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Sunday at Studio Channel Islands Art Center, 2222 Ventura Blvd., Camarillo. Festival opens with magic show 7:30 p.m. Fri., May 26. Magic show tickets $25, includes one drink. Over 100 artists present popup exhibits and demos Saturday and Sunday. Entertainment on main stage. Free admission to exhibits. Food trucks, beer and wine tent available. Phone: 805.383.1368. Web: www.studiochannelislands.org.
Simi Valley Cajun And Blues Music Festival
10:30 a.m. to 8 p.m. today and Sunday at Rancho Santa Susana Park, 5005 Los Angeles Ave. Live blues, Cajun and zydeco music from noon to 7:30 p.m. both days on two stages. Mardi Gras parade both days. Free dance lessons on Cajun/Zydeco Stage. Single-day advance tickets: $25 ages 13 and over, $45 for two-day pass. Children 12 and under are free. SuperTicket advance passes with reserved seat, two drinks and private bar access: $124 for one day or $199 both days. Only singleday $30 tickets sold at the gate. Web: www.simicajun.org.
Buckles And Bows Square Dance Club
5:30 p.m. at Goebel Adult Community Center, 1385 E. Janss Road, Thousand Oaks. Hex at 5:30 p.m. Rounds at 7 p.m. Plus level square dancing 7:30 to 10 p.m. Andy Allemao, caller. Cost: $7. Contact: Bill and Nancy. Phone: 805. 497.8398.
Singles Walk
9 a.m. at Llajas Canyon Trail, Evening Sky Avenue off Yosemite Avenue, Simi Valley. 3.5-mile walk. No-host lunch after at El Patio restaurant, Township Avenue, Simi Valley. No charge for the walk. For people age 60 and older who are single, divorced or widowed. Phone: 805.222.5959. Email: firstname.lastname@example.com.
'Caught In the Draft'
8 p.m. at Paramount Ranch, 3903 Cornell Road, Agoura. Screening of Bob Hope movie shot at the ranch in 1941. Come early and bring a picnic dinner. Cost: Free. Phone: 805.370.2301.
Memorial Day Observance
10 a.m. rain or shine at Moorpark Veterans Memorial, Spring Road at Flinn Avenue. POW/MIA recognition, colors, guest speaker, recitation of "In Flanders Field," memorial wreath, roll call and taps. Refreshments served. Contact: American Legion Post 502. Phone: 805.750.0095.
Memorial Day Ceremony
10 a.m. at El Rancho Simi Pioneer Cemetery, 1461 Thompson Lane, Simi Valley. Military ritual for those who died in service. VFW Post 10049 hosts. Free parking and limited seating; bring own chair if possible. Contact: W. Wright. Phone: 805.285. 8844. Email: email@example.com.
Summer Concerts In The Park
5 to 7 p.m. in natural amphitheater, Conejo Community Center, 1175 Hendrix Ave., Thousand Oaks. L.A. Allstars 10-piece band performs. Bring lawn seating. Food for sale. Leave pets at home. On-site parking for vehicles with handicap placards only. Seating isfirst come,first served. Admission: Free. Web: www.crpd.org/concerts.
Ventura County Classical Guitar Society
7 to 9 p.m. at Rec and Park District Senior Center, 1605 Burnley St., Camarillo. Ensembles and solos sign up to play at 7 p.m. Classical guitarist Matthew Fish performs at 8 p.m. Free. Phone: 805.640.7147. Web: www.vccgs.com.
Business And Professional Women
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The Rowenta Professional DX9800 after being plugged in and starts to warm up the lights start flashing yellow, green, red and it keeps it up without stopping. The iron never gets more than warm The box shows it as a DX 9800
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If you dropped it it will probably be an easy fix. Just openup the unit and look for a crack in the cicuit board. This is the case 99 percent of the time in apliance drops. If you find a crack in a board simply epoxy it and on the cicuit side of the board solder jumper wires from point a to point b when you follow the boken trace(s). If more than one trace is broken repeat the process until all the circuits can be repaired. Make sure you use wire of a high enough rating to handle the current the trace handles, and also use wire with heat resistant insulation in this application.
First things first though. Just open it up and have a look. The plug to the heating element may have just been knocked off. With a little trouble shooting skills and a good look you should be able to see your problem. If you get it open and see something I did not tell you how to fix just post any question you have and I will answer them for you.
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Inside the iron is a piece of thermal metal the is supposed to make contact with a small ceramic pin with a metal cap on it. I think this was intended to be a safety device but they fail and the iron will not heat up. The part does not seem to be available so easiest way to fix is to put a small bead of glue on the housing that forces this to make contact.
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Have you tried descaling it? It may well be blocked up with limescale. Personally I only ever buy cheap irons and bin them when they go wrong! As you say-they are generally too expensive to repair.
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On the Rowenta DX8750 Professional model you fill the water tank, set on high, and HOLD the steam level lever all the way over to the right (where it says "self clean"). I did not see the info on the internet anywhere (not even in an online manual I found - my husband pointed it out to me.
You have to hold the lever over the entire time, it won't stay in that position so you almost have to use two hands. Pick the iron up hold it as you would ironing and rock it back and forth bottom to top. It's good to have a cloth under the iron so the yucky stuff doesn't get on your ironing board. I rocked it, and then would lift it nearly vertical and flakes of yuck would come out in the steam, and browinish yucky stuff would come out of the steam holes - just clean that off the sole plate when cool.
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hi, i'm a Death note fangirl. my two favorite DN pairings are in my username. I like to play video games like final fantasy, KH, fallout, and pokemon. I like homestuck. my OTP is SoraXRiku. I also like Doctor who and My Little Pony.
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"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."
"I'm surrounded by idiots"
"I'll take a potato chip...and eat it!!!"
"I am shocked, shocked to find out gambling is going on!" "Your winnings, sir." "Oh, thank you."
"You can call me whatever you wish, but I'm taking your cake."
"It's a sheepwolfllamacorn!"
"if you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? five? no, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg."
"you just lost the game."
"Yaoi is good for the soul."
"Your boss is insane, your co-workers are insane, your finally starting to fit in."
"Without Light, the world would be dark, but without L, the world would just be a word."
"I have never once been submissive. One of the few things I can boast about. I have never even been submissive to a traffic signal." "you really should."
"Violence is not the answer. It's the question."
"When life gives you lemons, throw them at the *@#$er who gave them to you."
"A tired body needs sugar."
"You just stepped in a sandwich!!!!"
"Get rid of the dude with that stupid broccoli monkey!!!!!"
"What are you all staring at? This isn't a public performance!"
"Don't run over any circus children on your way out."
"I never thought I'd be jealous of an inanimate candy."
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"I'm literally getting payed to eat waffles!"
"Does your character eat badgers?"
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"oh no" dave said "this is not good. how can i bee champ if im ded?" exzackly oak sed u must avoid them at alll cops.
"your writing doesn't come before your homestuck."
"I'm gonna kill some people with frosting now." "Have fun with that."
"Are you ready to die today?" "Huh? What?" "It's NANO." "Oh. Yeah we're gonna die."
"The wiki could say that John is a bisexual Latino pole dancer, but that doesn't make it canon."
"N is dating mr. Fuji?!"
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1. The protagonist can take care of herself! she doesn't need a man to save her all the time.
2. Edward Cullen is a stalker.
3. Katniss chooses the sensitive guy.
4. Edward Cullen is a stalker.
5. in Twilight, the romance kills the story.
6. did I mention that Edward Cullen is a stalker?
7. the hunger games do not make vampires look stupid.
seven reasons why homestuck is better than Twilight:
2. Their are several people in homestuck that are stalkers and their all better than Edward.
3. The vampire in homestuck uses a chainsaw
4. You feel like laughing after you read homestuck because it's good. You feel like crying after you read Twilight because it's bad.
5. John could pwn Bella in a fight, even if he didn't have his god tier or anything.
6. There is yuri in homestuck.
7. Hussie's writing is better than Stephie's.
seven reasons why Death Note is better than Twilight:
2. Every woman in Death Note could pwn Bella in a fight. Even Light's sister.
3. Death Note has shinigamis. Twilight has vampires.
4. Light could beat Edward in a fight because Edward would be an idiot and tell Light his name.
5. Death Note has a plot that doesn't resemble a bad soap opera.
7. Jacob is the only reasonably ok character in twilight.
Ten ways to annoy Beyond Birthday:
1. replace his jam with jello
2. ask him why he's cosplaying as L.
3. replace his black colored contacts with normal contacts.
4. make him enter a cosplay contest as L.
5. replace all the sugar in his coffee with Sweet and Low
6. ask him to describe in detail how A killed himself
7. send him to a mental institution.
8. hide all of his jam where L hides his sugar and watch the chaos unfold (also annoys L).
9. handcuff him to Light.
10. get him a job as a cab driver (he would get fired in about five seconds)
since I seem to have a Mello fan that keeps visiting my profile, I present to you, 10 ways to annoy Mello
2. write a really intense MelloxNear non-con fic with insane amounts of lemon and show it to Mello
3. give all his chocolate to Near
4. poke his scar repetitively
5. call him "Mello yellow"
6. steal his chocolate and gun at the same time
7. kidnap Matt
8. braid his hair
9. handcuff him to Light
10. take away the comfy couch that he sits on when he's hanging with the mafia
10 ways to annoy Near:
2. make him play soccer outside in the summer time
3. break all of his toys
4. steal a piece of his puzzle and burn it
5. put black dye in the wash with all of his cloths
6. dye his hair black
7. put the finger puppet that he made of himself and the finger puppet he made of Mello in a really akward looking position
8. replace all of his pajamas with those really crappy cheap ones that you can get at Walmart that are really itchy and uncomfortable
9. handcuff him to Light
10. shave off all of his hair so that he can't twirl it anymore
10 ways to annoy L:
2. make him cake using salt instead of sugar
3. handcuff him to Misa
4. force him to sit normally
5. show him MisaxL hentai
6. make Matsuda the head of the police
7. tell Higuchi that L is after him
8. destroy all the bakeries in the world
9. unhandcuff him from Light
10. make a really convincing case for Light not being Kira
Ten ways to annoy Light:
1. tell him that he copied Justin Bieber's hair style
2. steal his death note and use the pages to make paper airplanes
3. lock him in a room with Misa and Takada at the same time
4. tell him he's not fabulous
5. get a random person who can't spell try to write Near and Mello's names in the death note four times (if you misspell someone's name by accident 4 times, they can't be killed by the death note anymore)
6. show L evidence of Light being Kira
7. take away his potato chips
8. go on the news and do a crappy job of pretending to be Kira
9. handcuff him to Misa
10. show him fanfics that pair L with anyone other than Light
Post this on your profile if you laugh every time someone says the word light, near, mellow, or beyond.
You know you're a loser when (DN spoilers):
2. You run a Pokemon panel at an anime con and don't know who N is.
3. You abandon Death Note after the 7th book just because L dies.
4. You think that a Creeper from minecraft is a real stalker rapist guy that blows people's stuff up and you hide whenever someone talks about Creepers.
5. You can't solve the puzzle.
6. You can't come up with a better insult than calling someone gay.
7. You think that yaoi is a kind of koolaid.
8. you lose to Near in any outdoor game on a sunny day.


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Geelong mayor Darryn Lyons is providing "jobs for his Liberal mates" while ignoring an employment crisis in his city, the union representing council workers says.
Australian Services Union assistant secretary Richard Duffy attacked the high-profile mayor, saying he was "employing his Liberal Party mates into plum council positions".
Late last year immediately after Cr Lyons, a Liberal Party member, won the mayoral position the council employed Alister Paterson.
Mr Paterson, the former Liberal MP for the seat of South Barwon, was employed on a well-paid short-term contract.
Mr Paterson is also a former chief of staff to Melbourne lord mayor Robert Doyle.
The council has since voted, despite resistance from some councillors, to create a new position - expected to be filled by Mr Paterson - that will cost the council more than $150,000 a year.
Mr Duffy said Mr Paterson's hiring had sparked concerns among some council employees in December.
Now, Mr Duffy said, Mr Lyons had "employed his long-time friend Wendy Hatton", who worked on Mr Lyons' election campaign.
"On the surface, Ms Hatton was employed through a labour hire company to be his personal assistant," Mr Duffy said. "But she is clearly working on his social media campaign."
Ms Hatton could not be contacted for comment on Wednesday night or Thursday morning.
Mr Duffy said Geelong was "going through a really tough period", with "unemployment outside the Liberal Party well up and job ads down".
Cr Lyons has recently gained council support for his plan to spend half a million dollars on a floating Christmas tree in Corio Bay, something Mr Duffy said was not good enough.
"The public want some concrete solutions to the employment situation in Geelong. Floating Christmas trees – which will cost ratepayers half a million dollars - just won't cut it," he said.
When sent a statement from the ASU, the council responded by issuing a response from the manager of customer service and councillor support, Tim McDonald.
He said the position in the mayor and councillor's office that had recently become available, which was filled by Ms Hatton, had been through "temporary agency staff". The council would fill the role that way until a permanent position could be advertised, he said.
A later request by Fairfax Media for comment from Cr Lyons over hiring practices at the council was not responded to by deadline.


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Im 28 yrs old.. Mother of 2.. 5' 2 about 124...
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I go for my 1st consolation tomorrow! Im so excited and a lil nervous too ( i don't know why ) Not looking forward to the 2 hour drive there and back! Ugghh.. But hey its all for a good cause right!?
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I made my own rice sizers at home and thought 450 looked too big! But went for a consult yesterday and tried on all kinds of sizes (in tear drop shape) and actually liked the way the 500's looked.. But I'm worried that they will look too big on my frame after surgery.. And I don't know if I fully like the tear drop shape.. I want a little more volume on my upper boob..
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500 & 550 ccs not much of a difference. Never thought I would pick a size this big but.. hey go big or go home? Going to check out more dr.'s didn't feel like they were personable enough for me. Felt like the nurse agreed with anything I tried on.. Dr. Kerr went over the procedures and measured me and that was it felt kind of rushed.
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Sarco Kiridashi knife bonsai knife
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This is a new in the box Sarco Kiridashi. This knife was made in japan back in the early 90's. The knife is 4" closed 7" opened, and has a 3" blade. I was told, but Im not sure this type of knife is for pruning bonsai trees. Either way it is new in the box. The blade material is 44o stainless steel. Just a sturdy well built knife. You must be 18 to bid. Please check local laws. USA sales only.


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Scene I: The Sewer
The Penguins are having dinner in the sewers, their plates on a makeshift table. While Rico is eating fish whole, Private, Skipper, and Kowalski are having Sushi. Private takes a bite of his sushi, grossed out by the constant flushing sounds in the background. He spits out his sushi, while Rico continues to devour his fish.
Private: Um, Skipper, salt, please.
Skipper is fiddling with his sushi. He takes the salt shaker.
Skipper: Here you go, Pri...
Another flush is heard.
Skipper: ...vate.
He passes the salt to Private, who takes it.
Private: Thank you, Skipper.
Private turns to Kowalski.
Private: Uh, so, Kowalski, have you discovered any science...things?
Kowalski doesn't hear him, as he is grossed out by flushing as well.
Private: Kowalski?
Kowalski: Hmm?
Private: Science. Any new discoveries?
The flushing increases in pace.
Kowalski: Oh. Um, well, yes. I've been experimenting with transdimensional...
He is interrupted by a flush
Kowalski: Transdimen...
Another flush
Kowalski: Tran...!
Yet another flush. Kowalski gets very annoyed.
Kowalski: AW, COME ON! ENOUGH ALREADY!!
Roger comes in with a plate of Smoked Salmon.
Roger: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but you can't rush Smoked Salmon puffs. They burn if you so much as look at them the wrong way.
Private: The food isn't the problem, Roger.
Another flush is heard. They all look up at the pipe that is shaking. Skipper points to the pipe
Skipper: That is the problem! We're eating in a stinking sewer.
Roger: I know, I know. (sighs) Flushing does not a great dinner party make, right? So I'll put on some show tunes. Yeah! Yeah, something bold and brassy. A real eleven o'clock number!
He goes off.
Skipper: Reptile...
Roger stops.
Skipper: ...the sounds of the sewer are the least of our problems.
Rico smells something odd in the sewers. He waves his flipper in front of his beak.
Rico: Ohh...
Roger: (head hung low) I'm sorry, guys. I've lived down here so long, I've barely noticed the smell.
Kowalski: Really? How do you get used to-?
Roger looks at him, his face very close to Kowalski's. Roger snaps.
Roger: You can't! You can't get used to that! What, are you insane?!
He straightens himself up. Roger is sad.
Roger: I hate my home.
Private: So why not leave?
Kowalski takes out his clipboard with a map of Florida and a pencil. He points to a section of Florida.
Kowalski: Many of your kind live quite comfortably in the South Florida area known as Gator Alley.
He puts away the clipboard. An idea comes to him.
Kowalski: Oh, I just got that. Alligator. Gator-!
Skipper: Yeah, we get it, Kowalski. Operation: See ya later, Gator is a-go!
Skipper jumps onto the table.
Skipper: We'll need a large crate, 10 million deutschmarks, and a C-17 cargo jet on the runway in 15 minutes.
Kowalski writes everything down on his clipboard.
Kowalski: I might need 30 minutes on the jet.
Skipper: Blast it, man! That could jeopardize the whole mission.
Roger: Whoa! Guys! I'm not movin'! Times Square, the Met, Broadway? I mean, come on, Broadway?! You can't ask me to give up on my dream of singing at the Great White Way! (He sits down) No, I would rather live in the worst sewer in the Big Apple than in the best swamp in all of Florida.
Skipper: I hear you, brother. It's not the heat, it's the humidity.
Rico: Uh...(shrugs) okay.
Roger: So I'll just stay put. Down here. In this sewer. (upset) On the banks of this raging river of filth!
Private: (concerned) Oh, dear.
Private gets an idea
Private: You could always move to the zoo, Roger.
Roger: (overjoyed) I could?!
Skipper: Negatory. Our zoo overlords may be somewhat slow on the uptake...
Kowalski: ...But even they would notice the sudden appearance of an 800 pound alligator.
Skipper: Despair not, Roger. Compared to our usual high-stakes tango, your little problem is but a petty pirouette.
Roger: Oh, okay. (confused) Which means... what? I don't know.
Skipper: We'll find you a new home, right here. In the city that never sleeps.
Scene II: Pond in Central Park
The penguins are floating on the pond's surface in a synchronized swimming fashion.
Kowalski: Fresh air, sunshine, and a pond to replicate your native, marshy environment.
Skipper: Sold, done! And we pirouette.
In counterclockwise order, the penguins spin in the water.
Private: What do you think, Roger?
We see Roger is stuffed in a log.
Roger: It's, uh, it's nice, it's nice. I got one question. Why the log? It's not very, um... ah, what's the word, uh, comfortable.
Kowalski stands up.
Kowalski: Well, with the park's predominantly human population, you'll need camouflage.
Skipper stands up and swims over to Roger
Skipper: Just hold still when people are around. Otherwise, they're likely to-!
A woman screams upon seeing Roger.
Woman: (in panic) Alligator! Get the police! HEEELP!!!
Roger swims over to her.
Roger: No, no, I'm not gonna...!
He trips and falls to the surface. The two look at one another.
Woman: HEEELP!!!
Scene III: News Studio
News report with Chuck Charles and Bonnie Chang. The news logo appears briefly.
Chuck: And finally, from the wack-a-doo file, Esther A. Paxton of Peravus claims to have seen an actual alligator in Central Park. But when Animal Control investigated, all they found was...
Cut to the pond with a now empty log. A reporter holds up a microphone to it.
Chuck: ...this log.
Cut back to the news studio, Bonnie laughs at this.
Bonnie: Sounds like they were barking up the wrong tree, Chuck.
He chuckles at the joke.
Bonnie: You're out on a limb there, Bonnie. Ha!
The report ends.
Scene IV: Outside Museum
The penguins sneak into the museum. Roger tries to sneak in, but bumps into a column. The penguins take him inside.
Scene V: Museum of Natural History
Skipper: Okay. I grant you, there were issues with our previous home proposal.
Private: But this one's brilliant!
Roger is standing on an empty display.
Roger: Are you really positive they're not going to find me here?
Skipper: Not if you hold still this time!
Kowalski takes out a museum brochure.
Kowalski: From 10 a.m. to 5:45 p.m. Monday through Friday; 8:45 p.m. on weekends.
People start coming into the museum.
Private: Uh oh, Skipper. Museum's open!
Skipper: Duck and cover, men.
The penguins go into a wastebasket. Skipper pops out briefly.
Skipper: And Roger. (trying to control his temper) Hold still.
He ducks back in. Roger poses as a statue. A family walks by Roger.
Man: Who wants to see some pet things?
Boy 1: Gator! Cool.
The two boys stop to see Roger.
Boy 2: What? That? It's totally fake looking. Check out his dumb rubber nose.
The second boy pokes his nose. Roger jerks upward in pain.
Roger: Ow! (holding his nose) Why would you do that?
The two boys panic.
Scene VI: News Studio
News flash with Chuck and Bonnie.
Chuck: Fear gripped the Museum of Natural History today as witnesses claim they were "attacked" by the Alligator Exhibit.
Cut to the museum. A reporter is interviewing one of the kids.
Boy 1: We was just standing there, you know. Not doing nothing wrong, and then the alligator comes alive and tried to eat my cousin, Vick.
Vick nods. Cut back to the news studio.
Chuck: Curiously, museum officials say there is no Alligator Exhibit.
Bonnie: Hmm. Curious indeed, Chuck.
The report ends.
Scene VII: Atop a Building
We see the penguins and Roger on top of a skyscraper.
Skipper: Okay, the pond and the museum scenarios suffered from...unplanned variables. Lessons learned.
Private: But this one's a winner!
Roger: All right, let me get, I'm supposed to be what now?
Kowalski takes out his clipboard, which has a picture of a gargoyle
Kowalski: A gargoyle. Stone carved into a mythological creature that wards off evil spirits.
Roger: The thing is, guys, um, I'm not really good with heights.
Skipper: (irritated and sarcastic) Well, gee, Roger. What are you "real good" with? Not camouflage, not holding still. We're running out of options here!
Private: Just don't look down. You'll be fine.
Roger: (to himself) Don't look down. Don't look down. Don't look-
He looks down, gets dizzy, and falls off the building. The penguins slide over to the edge.
Roger: Doooooooooooown!!
Private: (in fear) Roger!!
A splash is heard below.
Kowalski: Ooh. Lucky for him, there was a swimming pool down there.
Screaming is soon heard later.
Private: (worried) A rather public pool...
Scene VIII: News Studio
A scene with a giant alligator roars with a panicked city running plays. It switches to the title screen of a news special: "Gator Watch, City Under Siege"
Announcer: This is Gator Watch. New York's number one Alligator Attack Updates.
Cut to the news studio
Chuck: Breaking now! Manhattan's most wanted reptile has literally dropped into midtown.
Bonnie: Animal Control has placed...
A threat meter appears on the screen behind her.
Bonnie: ...the Gator Threat level at...
A section gets filled in with red.
Bonnie: ...severe.
Chuck: Citizens are warned to not approach any prehistoric killing machines they may encounter between 82nd and Canal Street.
Bonnie: Stay with us for Team Predator coverage and Gil Forbes with Gator Watch Weather.
The news special ends
Scene IX: Streets of New York
That night, the penguins and Roger are hiding from police and Animal Control. The penguins hide behind a trash can while Roger takes the cover and places it over his head. A spotlight hovers over them from a helicopter. The penguins peek out while Roger removes the lid.
Roger: I'm a fugitive! I'm a fugitive from justice!
Skipper: Don't. Panic. We just need to find a Safe House. Lay low until Danny Dogcatcher loses our scent.
They arrive at the back door to a building.
Skipper: Ah, this should do it. Kowalski, can you crack the lock?
Kowalski gets on top of Rico and looks through the keyhole.
Kowalski: A simple pin tumbler? Pfft. Well, while you're lobbing softballs, why not ask if I could design a self-replicating nanobot? Which I can, obviously.
Kowalski gestures to Rico, who regurgitates a paper clip. Kowalski bends it and begins picking the lock.
Kowalski: (turning the paperclip) Okay. Slow and steady.
The helicopter from earlier catches up to them. Roger screams.
Roger: They're onto us!
In his panic, Roger rams through the door and breaks in.
Scene X: Auditorium
Roger falls down the stairs and onto a stage. The curtains open. Roger stands up while saying his line
Roger: Am I?
A piano begins playing. To his excitement, Roger finds he's on stage in an auditorium.
Roger: On Broadway! I was born for this moment!
He takes center stage (See also: Roger's Song (Gator Watch)).
Roger: (singing) When I was very young, I felt that I was sure to be more...than a handbag, pair of shoes, or belt.
An audience member drops a kernel of popcorn, shocked.
Roger: A nice belt, but still. (singing) And now that it's years later, people say-!
Woman: (terrified) It's an alligator!
The audience and Roger yell out. The people evacuate the theater running. One of them even throws a chair at Roger, but misses.
Roger: What? Too pitchy?
Scene XI: Streets of New York
Due to the surprise appearance on stage, Roger is caught by Animal Control. He's in a cage in a red van.
Roger: Please don't lock me up. I didn't have time to rehearse!
The workers close the trunk as the penguins watch.
Private: They've got Roger!
Kowalski: Next stop: the Graybar Hotel.
Private: They take him to a hotel? Well, that would be a lovely home! Perhaps he'll find a mint on his pillow!
Both Skipper and Kowalski just stare at Private. Skipper pats his head.
Skipper: We're canceling Roger's reservation.
The truck drives off.
Skipper: Rico, grappling gun.
Rico regurgitates the grappling gun. Skipper fires it on the roof of a building. It hooks on, and the penguins go up.
Scene XII: Building
The penguins land on top of the building and slide to the edge. They see the truck go by.
Skipper: Follow my lead, boys.
They jump down and bounce off the cover of a window.
Scene XIII: Streets of New York
The penguins land on top of the van.
Skipper: All right. We're back in this thing. All we need to do-!
Skipper does not notice a traffic light behind him and he collides into it. The rest of the penguins collide into him. The truck drives away. The four fall right onto a driver's windshield. In surprise, he hits the brake. The car stops and the penguins regain their bearings.
Skipper: Men, commandeer this vehicle.
Scene XIV: Inside a Car
The penguins get in the car and hold the driver down.
Man: (surprised) Penguins?!
Skipper: Kowalski, wheel-man. Rico, gas. Private, music.
The remaining three take their positions.
Private: Smooth jazz or hot adult contemporary?
Skipper: Let's...classic rock this chase!
Private turns on the radio.
Kowalski: And away we go!
Scene XV: Car Chase
The car takes off down the street, weaving through traffic.
Man: No! Look out!
He screams and covers his eyes.
Skipper: Not to worry, citizen. We'll return your vehicle in factory condition.
The car collides into a trash can. It bounces off the rim.
Kowalski: Whoopsie!
Skipper: Well, near factory condition.
The car continues to drive down the street, causing traffic problems. The man who was once steering is still in panic.
Skipper: (pointing) Left. Right. Left. Lotta left! Whoa, a whole lotta left!
The car whizzes by an intersection. A few cars stop abruptly. The car starts to catch up to the van.
Skipper: Rico, more gas!
Rico gives off a loud belch, to Skipper's disgust.
Skipper: You know what I mean, soldier!
Rico: Heh heh.
Rico pushes down the gas pedal, Private is by the brake.
Private: Skipper, can I do a pedal?
Skipper: Sorry, Private. We won't be needing brakes today.
The car catches up and the penguins get by the open window. The driver takes the wheel.
Skipper: Well, this is our stop.
The four jump out of the car and onto the side of the van. The driver notices a truck going in the opposite direction and changes lanes just in time.
Scene XVI: En route to the Central Park Zoo
The penguins climb up to the roof of the van.
Skipper: Fast and furious, boys. Rico, blowtorch.
Rico regurgitates a blowtorch with googles. He puts on the goggles and turns on the blowtorch. He cuts a small hole in the roof of the van. The metal pops out to reveal Roger's eyes. Roger looks around the hole to find the penguins.
Roger: Guys! You came to rescue me!
Skipper: Roger that, Roger. We're getting you a real home. Not some dark, stinking hole of woe and despair.
The van comes to a stop.
Kowalski: Um, Skipper, I think we've arrived at the dark, stinking hole of woe and despair, and...
Scene XVII: Central Park Zoo entrance
We see that the van has brought Roger to the Central Park Zoo. Alice approaches the driver.
Private: ...And it's our's hole!
Driver: We got the Gator in the back.
Alice: Bring him in. I've got a nice, cozy habitat all set up for him.
Skipper: Oh. Well, that simplifies things.
Scene XVIII: News Studio
Continuation of the news special, Gator Watch. Behind Chuck is the threat level meter, now empty.
Chuck: And so, Gator Watch comes to an end...
Cut to the new Alligator Habitat. Roger goes up to the water and touches it, enjoying his new home.
Chuck: ...as the happy reptile finds a new home in the Central Park Zoo.
Cut back to the news studio.
Chuck: All's well that ends well, eh, Bonnie?
Bonnie: Right you are, Chuck. Coming up, a Manhattan motorist swears his car was commandeered by, and I'm not making this up...
Cut to four disturbingly accurate sketches of the penguins.
Bonnie: ...penguins!


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