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Oh one more day to go and I get to spend the entire day on Sunday with my best friend, Mark. Mark has moved to Loganville and I have not seen him in almost 2 weeks during this moving process. I plan to spend the entire day on Sunday with him and get used to the route so I can spend even more time with him once I get the directions and mileage down pat. I have felt so lost without him. I have felt so saddened by his move. I was so scared just the other day about his moving until I found out he is only about 14 miles from me. It felt a lot better finding out he was not that far away. Having a best friend in Mark over the last couple of years has been awesome and he has taught me so much rich history and in his nursing along with his mother being Mayor Mrs. Allene Capes Burton. He has been a wonderful mentor to me since the inception of our friendship. Since our beginning days he has been a wonderful friend, teacher and confidant. I cannot imagine life without him. Being in pain, in depression where nothing penetrates you is a very unhappy place. Being heavy burdened and feeling helpless, hopeless, tense, scared and easily to cry are terrible heart wrenching feelings that I have experienced over the last couple of weeks. Finding out he was only about 14 miles from me made me feel so much better and had such a sense of relief and release that I cried at the enjoyment and happiness, too. Describing your experience with depression and getting in touch with how if feels can be the first step to overcoming the feelings. This is a mental, emotional and physical fact.
Working on steps to feeling happier. I am a self – help fanatic and am working this weekend on finding ways to ensure and find happiness. Feeling and knowing I will not be happy again until I am seeing Mark regularly again. But working hard to make sure I am my best for him. Here is a list of steps to feeling happier that I have penned about in my journal from Peachford in the past.
Monitor Your Negative Thoughts – Negative thoughts are powerful, automatic and can quickly distort your thinking. Negative thinking is one thing that can destroy your self esteem. Talk to yourself in a positive way. Remember that all behaviors are governed by reinforcement. Positive self – talk really works.
Dispute Your Negative Self Talk – Learn to challenge the negative self talk. Focus on what you are accomplishing and give yourself credit for the things you are doing well. Remember that it's all in the attitude.
Practice Assertiveness – Learning to speak up in tactful and diplomatic ways to the source of your stress is very important. You might not get what you want, but t least you made an honest attempt and effort. Holding thoughts and feelings inside can be very dangerous to your emotional health.
Get Rid of The Anger – Anger produces all kinds of physical and mental ailments. Learn to reduce your anger. Talk it out with a friend or confront the source of your anger. Remember that chronic repressed anger is a killer and can result in depression.
Talk Your Frustrations Out With a Support Group – Confession is good for the soul. It is important to connect with others who understand your issues. People who are empathetic to your problems can help you reduce your daily irritations just by listening.
Maintain a Sense of Humor – Learn not to take yourself so seriously. Perfectionistic and highly critical people lost a lot of happy living by their seriousness. Laughter is wonderful medicine for problems and it help you put things in perspective..
Participate in Some Exercise Program – The benefits of active exercise cannot be extolled enough, Positive physical changes, mental well being and the accomplishment of a goal all help to reduce stress. It is important to develop this habit on a regular basis.
Develop Interests – Everyone needs a passion. This gives you something to look forward to during the day and it keeps you vibrant and interesting. It doesn't matter what the activity is as long as you enjoy it.
Learn to Let It Go – Whatever your worry , will it really be that important later on ? How important is it in the big picture? Remember to choose your battles, only worry about the things you have control over and let the rest go.
Practice Relaxation Techniques – Deep Breathing with positive images reduces tension and anxiety. Practicing the techniques daily will help you develop this skill. You can learn to control your mental and physical tension this way.
Not even feeling interested in doing the things I love the most has hit me really hard over the last couple of weeks and I intend to nip it in the bud and get back to my normal outgoing and loving nature. Full of life and happiness. I know that once I am back on a regular schedule of spending time with my best friend a lot of my depression and anxiety will disappear and get better but I have been so worried that he would be a million miles away that it has worked myself into a frenzy and frazzle as I have been trying to cope with the fact of his moving. Going through all our many photographs this evening and seeing how much loving time we have spent together brightens up my heart and spirit. Brightening up the spirit is my quest this weekend. I will see him on Sunday and we will get to spend the entire day together. There is no greater a love and bond than the love of a best friend.
Difficulties prepare you for victory. Failure prepares you for success. Poverty prepares you for prosperity. Ignorance prepares you for truth. God is the one who sends whatever it is you need to be prepared.


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Beautiful 5/6 bedroomed cottage in Matlock Bath in the Derbyshire Dales on the edge of the Peak District. Perfect for family get togethers, University reunions, anniversary celebrations, hen weekends and even well behaved stag weekends. The accommodation is fully equipped with everything needed for 15 people to enjoy a weekend to remember with Egyptian cotton bed linen, fluffy towels, free unlimited WiFi, good mobile phone signal, Sky TV with movies and sports plus over 80 DVDs as well as a huge stock of games, puzzles, books & toys for guests of all ages from toddler to grandparent.
The cottage is within 5 minutes walk of a wide range of local facilities including pubs, restaurants and attractions as well as good access to a range of public transport links to Derby, Chesterfield, Sheffield and Manchester.
On the edge of the Derbyshire Peak District, the cottage is in the perfect location for discovering dozens of local attractions including Chatsworth House, Hardwick Hall and Haddon Hall as well as the UK's most popular theme park, Alton Towers (45 minutes by car); the historically important Derwent Valley Mills where Sir Richard Arkwright started the Industrial Revolution an much, much more.
In the winter you can relax by the cosy wood-burning stove in the living area whilst watching Sky TV with movies and sports. In the summer you can take in the sun lazing in the garden and on the patio with BBQ, garden furniture and games.
Take a stroll down into the village where there are so many things to do including a visit the aquarium, a cable car ride up to the Heights of Abraham, a a riverside walk along the Derwent where you can hire rowing boats by the hour.
Prices for our cottage start at £995 for a two night weekend break from 4pm Friday to 4pm Sunday and £1395 for a week stay. Prices do vary from season to season so please visit the Crow Pie Cottage website or call us on 07786 866 567 for a quote.
We have owned Crow Pie Cottage since 2000 and for over a decade it was our family home.
We now do our utmost to ensure that all our guests enjoy their stay at our beautiful cottage.
Jackie Sellers purchased this cottage in 2000
We bought Crow Pie Cottage in 2000 as a family home and have now been running it as a holiday let for 7 years. We try to ensure that you have all the home comforts you need when staying here.
Set high above the village of Matlock Bath it enjoys peaceful tranquility yet is only a stone's throw away from all the hustle and bustle of the village.
You will enjoy fabulous views, beautiful scenery, walks from the door.
From the moment we arrived a Crow Pie Cottage we were in love. Incomparable views, our own mini woodland complete with tree swings! A gorgeous home inside and out, well stocked kitchen, cosy comfortable bedrooms, perfectly powerful showers and a real wood burning fireplace to boot. Next time I have an excuse to be in Matlock I will be back!
The cottage was absolutely fantastic. Great location in regards being close to all amenities. Quaint characteristics but plenty of space for a large group. The cottage was really high spec and very cean. I would definitely recommend to others, lots to do in Matlock Bath, Abraham Hieghts is a must and great restaurants nearby. It was really easy to organise our trip, Jackie was really helpful and thought of every little touch, including welcome refreshments for us on our arrival. If you are planning a group trip to Matlock Bath I would definitely suggrst Crow Pie Cottage.
Lovely cottage, very clean and very well-kitted out, great for children lots of games, spacious, great garden. Great location, we planned to drive out of Matlock Bath for activities, but spent the whole weekend in and around the cottage instead. We could eat and drink more in the evening guilt free after burning calories walking up the short but steep hill. We had a fun University reunion over the weekend we were there, I will recommend this cottage to friends and family.
Lovely cottage, very clean and very well-kitted out, great for children lots of games, spacious, great garden. Great location, we planned to drive out of Matlock Bath for activities, but spent the whole weekend in and around the cottage instead. We could eat and drink more in the evening guilt free after burning calories walking up the short but steep hill. We had a fun University reunion over the weekend we were there, I will recommend this cottage to friends and family.
Fantastic cottage with lovely views of Matlock and the surrounding countryside. Well set up for large groups with kids, who loved playing in the garden. Good size lounge and great kitchen diner meant everyone could sit down to eat together.
Special interest holidays:
We can provide ideas for things to do on your holiday at Crow Pie Cottage including:
Ceramic pot painting/craft evenings
Pamper evenings
Outside catering
Life drawing packages
Cocktail evenings
Although Matlock Bath is located in the centre of the UK it is often referred to as a 'seaside town without the sea'!
The main road through the village is flanked on one side by the beautiful River Derwent and the dramatic cliffs of High Tor and Lover's Leap; the other side of the road is lined with quirky shops selling gifts, clothes, food and confectionery along with a myriad of cafes, pubs, restaurants and the legendary fish & chip shops.
Nearest airports: Manchester - 45 minutes by car, Birmingham - 1 hour by car, East Midlands - 45 minutes by car.
Nearest train station: Matlock Bath branch line to Derby connects with all areas of the UK.
Nearest bus routes: Matlock Bath to Derby, Manchester, Buxton, Bakewell, Chesterfield, London and beyond.
The cottage is served by all forms of public transport and taxis are always in plentiful supply if you wish to go out in the evening without your car.
Nearest Villages:
Matlock Bath - 2 minute walk. Beautiful scenery, quirky shops, cafes, pubs and restaurants.
Matlock - 2 miles. Busy market town with full range of shops and services.
Bakewell - 8 miles. The only town in the Peak District! Home of the renowned Bakewell Pudding! Close to Chatsworth house, Haddon Hall and many other historic houses and must-see locations.
Ashbourne - 13 miles. Georgian market town.
Derby - 15 miles
Alton Towers 45 minutes drive
Belper - 10 miles
Further Details:
Crow Pie Cottage is perfect for family reunions, group holidays, hen parties and other celebratory occasions. Situated up the hillside away from the village the cottage enjoys fabulous views yet is only a few minutes walk down to the hustle and bustle of Matlock Bath with its shops, bars and amusements. There is something to suit everyone in Matlock Bath including Cable Cars rising to the summit of The Heights of Abraham and Gulliver's Kingdom - a theme park especially designed for toddlers and children up to the age of around 12 years old.
There are rowing boats to hire on the River Derwent and amusement arcades to while away the hours and maybe win a few pennies!
Each year from the end of August to the end of October we have Matlock Bath Illuminations and firework displays - if you stay at Crow Pie Cottage you will have your own armchair seats for the firework displays as they are let off from the clifftop opposite the property - you will be in a prime location!
The village has welcomed many famous historical visitors including Ruskin and Lord Byron (whose poem etched on a window at the Temple Hotel, still remains).
Nicknamed 'Little Switzerland' by the Victorians, the romantic nature of the village still remains and today Matlock Bath continues to enjoys popularity with a wide range of visitors from far and wide.
Often described as a seaside town without the sea - from the Pavilion at one end of the village right through to the train station at the other end - there is something for everyone - shops selling clothes, novelties, gifts, jewelery, sweets, ice creams and much more line the picturesque 'front' overlooking the beautiful River Derwent across the road.
Close to Matlock Bath are the market towns of Bakewell, Chesterfield, Ashbourne and Buxton - all well worth a visit in their own right.
We are 15 minutes away from Chatsworth House and just 45 minutes away from the UK's premier theme park, Alton Towers.
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Please refer to Crow Pie Cottage website www.crowpiecottage.co.uk for exact pricing and live availability details. Prices for our cottage start at £995 for a two night weekend break and £1395 for a week stay. Prices vary from season to season so please visit our website www.crowpiecottage.co.uk or give us a call on 07786 866 567 for more information and a quote.
Booking Notes:
To see special offers and book online visit our website www.crowpiecottage.co.uk
30% deposit required on booking - balance payable 8 weeks prior to stay.
Changeover Day:
Friday or Monday for week bookings and Friday for long or short weekend breaks.
Short weekend - 4pm Fri to 4pm Sun
Long weekend - 4pm Fri to 10am Mon
Midweeks start - 4pm Mon to 10am Fri
Weeks - 4pm Mon or Fri to 10am the following Mon or Fri
Other start days may be available on request.
Notes on prices:
Prices displayed on Owners Direct are a rough guide and may be different at particular times of the year.


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This entry is massive, so get some wine or beers in…
Sorry for the delay, but firstly I would like to congratulate the winner of the recently held competition - namely, no-one. I did receive one entry at the count number 22245 by enthusiastic fan, Bill Flintrop, who added a short begging letter – 'So I missed by a few visitors. It's not only in
This is of course very true, but I don't accept rhetoric based on post-colonial whinging. Nice try, but rules are the rules. Ask Bob Mugabe. Better luck next time.
Well, I decided that with all the excitement going on in
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Okay, back to the competition… Simply use the comment button with your guess (in British Currency, not Zim dollars or Polish Zlotys), along with a name. I will notify the winner via this blog, and ask them to send me a postal address. How do you know I will not tell porkies? I will take a photo of the tin along with the till receipt and put it up here. Why go to all this bother? Good question, let me get another tin of beer and muse over a possible answer.
Moving on now, I would like to point out there are several reasons for the existence of this blog, but unfortunately due to severe damage to the cellular structure of my brain, I have forgotten most of them. Now I just do it for a laugh and hope that some people get a laugh out of it as well. People pay a lot of money to be amused these days. A television licence is a fine example. For an annual fee you are legally allowed to push a button on a plastic box which sends a signal to another plastic box which shows you images of black people living in abject poverty awaiting handouts and white people living in mansions advocating that those with television licences should do the handing out. The only thing in common is that both groups speak similar forms of pidgin English. Being a little philosophical here, doesn't it make sense to give the black people free television licences? Would that encourage them to get a job and buy a TV? The local economy would boom and the entire community could feed off the good news!
Which brings me to the whole point. It might be a good idea to put up my own PayPal begging box. Beer is getting very expensive these days!
Amazing, you know the old adage, fact is stranger than fiction, but it has happened to me recently. I was dreaming away that Hilary Clinton was the President (I would like to add that I am seriously panicking as I have £2 bet at 5 to 1 on her, and it isn't looking too good), but really 15 years younger than she is now, and she had heard all about me and I was invited to the White House.
She offered me a cigar and that's when I woke up all confused and just then the phone rang! It was her! My therapist! She said I was a total waste of time and not to bother coming back for more sessions, because quite frankly, I was not right in the head. I readily agreed and said she had small breasts. Undeterred with my observations, she also added that she was sick to death each time she sees me as I do the 'doggy' on her leg as a greeting, whilst claiming it was a Rhodesian ritual dating back to the time of the war when we were forced to shag any dog we could corner in the discos on our R and R. (Rampant Rutting.)
Well, I did try and point out that it was her job to make me better, not just fob me off like a spent dog!
Of course, most of the above is a load of bollicks. It was just to prepare you to some more unbelievable happenings in my undiagnosed world of being a Bi-Polar sufferer. That's the disease where you get confused between the North and South poles and consequently can't use a GPS navigation system.
After checking out some Open University rules, I feel safe to show you this. This is supposed to be a play. To be honest, it is more of a sketch for T.V. It is very short and due to certain regulations I was limited to four characters and about 6 minutes of action. Please read this, as it is rather funny. I also give permission for it to be used by anyone, as long as I am recognised as the writer.
However, you can imagine my surprise when an article in The Telegraph newspaper the other day, really made me do a turn, when lo and behold, my parody is actually played out in real life! After you have read the sketch you will see a link to the real life of Captain Vokker.
Flight of the Feeniks – A Christmas TurkeyStarring-
- Early fifties.
- German drunkard.
- Owner/ pilot of Feeniks Airlines.
- Wears a camouflage jump suit riddled with bullet holes.
- Fortyish male Californian.
- 'Stewardess' for Feeniks Airlines.
- Dim-witted
- Stereotype camp transvestite bimbo.
- Wears '60s PANAM stewardess outfit.
- Mid twenties.
- Black English con-man.
- Co-pilot of Feeniks Airlines.
- Rastafarian, attired in Bob Marley look.
- Age, ethnicity unknown.
- Male.
- Fanatical suicide-bomber.
- Prominent breasts.
- Dressed in a burka designed from a black plastic bin liner.Speaks with an Asian Sub-Continent accent
Scene One.
Christmas Eve 2009. The open frontal view of a shoddy aircraft cockpit. Soft lighting, small, coloured lights flash periodically from instrument panels. The backdrop of the partition wall to the cargo hold has a skeleton, in tattered clothes, attached to it. Preparing for take-off from a fog bound Heathrow airport, CAPTAIN VOKKER slouches in his seat, drinking from a bottle of whisky. JJ sits straight up, fiddling with the controls whilst staring out intently. A loud speaker hangs down above their heads playing Band Aid's 'Do they know it's Christmas'. Off- stage are the muffled sounds of idling aircraft engines.
Captain Vokker (singing with chorus) 'Do they know it's Christmas time at all!' (burps) Santa Vokker is here again, feeding the world! (laughs, takes a swig from bottle, sings along again) 'At Christmas time it's hard, but when you're having fun…'
Music is interrupted by a crackled announcement from the Heathrow tower. CAPTAIN VOKKER removes a handset from the instrument panel and speaks into it.
Captain Vokker Devora, we now taxi, you belt the passenger, really good! The
bastard only paid two pound on thieving eBay for his ticket. (hangs up handset, turns to JJ) Okay, Jammy Jimmy, lets go! We are cleared for take-off from runway five. Follow behind the CIA's 747!
Loud speaker continues playing song ' There's a world outside your window
And it's a world of dread and fear…'
JJ (with dread and fear) Me, Mon? You want me to fly this shit-bucket? (short pause) By the way, it's Jay-Jay, Mon. Only the police and lawyers call me Jammy Jimmy.
Captain Vokker That is what I pay you for, Yes? (laughs and takes swig from bottle)
JJ (looking intently forward, whilst fiddling with controls) Okay Mon - erm, what that plane look like? It's a bit foggy out there! I can't see jack-shit.
Captain Vokker It has two wings and a tail. (short pause. Laughs, drinks from bottle) I am starting to think you downloaded your own qualifications from the internet… Who cares, if they were good enough to fool the flight authorities, they are good enough for me.
JJ (nervously) That's great Mon, anyway, I know what a plane looks like, Mon. But what are its colours?
Captain Vokker It is painted white, has no markings and tied to the wings are loads of bearded darkies dressed in orange jumpsuits. (burps, head lolls drunkenly)
JJ starts to pull levers and various handles. Engine sounds off-stage increase in volume. Stage slews back and forth. Skeleton thrashes widely and loses its left arm.
JJ Where we going, Mon?
Captain Vokker (laughs) We going to where all you kind of people come from…
JJ (amazed) We're flying to Brixton Prison! At least it's quicker than London Underground and a lot safer, Mon.
Captain Vokker No, you idiot! We fly to Africa, the home of rich tyrants and poor bastards! Tyrants pay me to deliver guns, so they can starve their population into submission. And at Christmas, the charities pay me to deliver food-aid to the poor bastards. Crazy world! (laughs sarcastically, takes swig from bottle)
Pause, loudspeaker plays – 'The greatest gift they'll get this year is life…'
JJ Hey, my great, grand-daddy got stolen from the Congo, Mon. We kept it in the family - every generation been stealing ever since. (laughs) My sister got life for stealing an Arab prince's crown jewels in Soho. She cut them off with his own Rhino-horn knife for not paying for the services rendered. (laughs) Not so bad, Mon, lifers are let out after seven years.
Captain Vokker (sighing, swigs from bottle) We have family tradition also. My father fly in the Luftwaffe. He was sent to drop relief parcels on the 6th Army at Stalingrad. The idiot got lost in thick fog and dropped two million condoms with twenty thousand copies of Hitler's 'Mein Kampf' on Timbuktu. I laughed so hard when he tell me the story. The Muslim peasants are still pissed off and shoot at the German rally-cars on the way from Paris to Dakar.
Pause. JJ is struggling with the controls, stage slews again, off-stage engine noises roaring and spluttering.
JJ Those rich eBay bastards put me in jail for eighteen months, Mon.
Captain Vokker What you do? Sell hashish? (laughs, takes sip from bottle)
JJ I got caught washing windows. (struggles with controls, mops brow, to himself) Oh Mon, I am wishing I never take this crazy job!
Captain Vokker You get jail for washing windows?
JJ No, Mon. (laughs) I tried to wash twenty thousand copies of Window's Vista software, all stolen. (pause) This flying malarkey isn't that easy! (stage slews violently as JJ pulls levers frantically) On the pc flight simulator I played with in prison, I flew the Concorde into the Taj Mahal!
Captain Vokker Not bad! (takes swig from bottle) In 1980, I was so drunk, I crashed a plane into Harare Stadium, Zimbabwe, in the middle of Bob Marley's Independence concert. Lucky for me, the police were still white, so I got away with it. (laughs) Those Rhodesians were a great laugh.
JJ Never heard of the place.
Pause. JJ fumbles between his feet and produces a small teddy bear dressed in boxing shorts and gloves and props it on the instrument panel.
JJ This is Cassius Clay, my lucky mascot.
Captain Vokker Get rid off it! That teddy will be trouble! If they see that in the Sudan, we will be lucky if they just lynch us, (short pause) after cutting our hands and feet off. (laughs wickedly)
JJ hurriedly takes teddy and hides it, then fiddles with controls. Stage slews softly. Off-stage, engine noise increases.
JJ What's the heading Mon, after we take off?
Captain Vokker Ask Bones, the navigator.
CAPTAIN VOKKER points over his shoulder at the rocking skeleton. JJ turns and looks.
JJ (laughs nervously) Aah, he seems a little dead, Mon!
Captain Vokker Poor old Bones. He was my co-pilot till last Christmas. He caught Jungle Bunny Fever and he rabbit all the time. At every stop, he go hop, hop! He got bad 'JuJu', started barking and shit in plastic bags and throw them out the window. I get him to England hospital just in time to save him. Then he get MRS super-bug from the hospital and it eat him inside out! I shoot the poor bastard and promote him to navigator to keep him here as part of the skeleton crew. (laughs uproariously and swigs from bottle) Bones still give me a hand. If right arm points down, that means south-west to Africa. Then we wait for Devora to bring tonight's menu and we know exactly where in Africa we are going. He digs food from the boxes we are to deliver, for something to eat. After all, charity begins at home, I always say. (laughs)
JJ (facing now forward. Sarcastically, mimicking Vokker) That is so Cool! (to himself) Holy Haille-Sell-Asses, I am doomed, Mon! (makes sign of the cross) Okay, I think this is runway five, I dim the lights for take-off.
As lights dim into darkness, JJ pushes controls forward, stage slews and off-stage engine noises increase.
End of Scene One.
Scene Two
Almost simultaneous time frame. Cross section of cargo hold on same swaying stage floor. Soft lighting. DEVORA stands centre stage by back- drop of cabin partition wall, replacing a handset and facing forward in audience and BIN-LINER'S direction. BIN-LINER sits slumped in a deck chair besides food- aid boxes, stage right at an angle. Off-stage sounds of labouring aircraft engines.
Devora Well, sweetie, Captain Vokker says I have to make sure you're belted in now.
Bin-Liner Shut-up, you decadent Western whore! I kill you!
Devora Tut-tut, if I was your mother, I would wash that filthy mouth out with soap. (approaches BIN-LINER) You don't seem to have a belt. (looks about) Well, I can't seem to see anything to secure you with, so…
DEVORA fumbles in his blouse and pulls out a bright pink bra and after a struggle ties BIN-LINER to the deckchair, pinning his arms. DEVORA returns centre stage.
Devora Well, that's better! (staggers on his high heels as stage slews) Well - I am Devora, your lovely stewardess. Do you like my hair? (pats at hair) Well, anyway, I am here to make sure your flight is really, really pleasurable. So, a grand welcome to you, Mister Dodgy Bin-Liner, on Feeniks Airlines! (blows kiss) I will now perform the safety regulations. (giggles coyly) Feeniks Airlines has an excellent safety record, not even terrorists dare fly with us. This aircraft is equipped with one escape route, the cargo door at the back. (points) However (pregnant pause), if you feel your cargo needs some escape, I might let you root in my back door. (sniggers)
Bin-Liner (screaming) I kill you all! Filthy slut! Allah, save me from this filth!
Devora (waves a finger at him) Ooh, such a naughty little boy! I couldn't help but notice those large breast implants you carry. Did you have yours done by Dr. Feelgood in Los Angeles? He does all the stars… He did mine also, filled them with two pints of silicone - each!
Bin-Liner (shouting fanatically) Shut-up you whore! Mine are filled with nitro and glycerine, and made in Pakistan by the Islamic Jihad Unpopular Front for the peaceful revolution against western capitalism and degenerate debauchery.
Devora (pause) That sounds like an interesting club. Do they have swinger parties? Anyway, I heard they stone people like me over there. I'm surprised you took the risk - you are so brave! (short pause) Now, during the flight, should there be a sudden drop in pressure and you are short of breath, (makes obscene mimicry of oral sex) you will be supplied with one of these.
DEVORA produces from behind a carton an oxygen bottle with a mask attached.
Devora Even if you're smoking hot, you must put it out before you can suck on this. (waves mask and giggles)
Bin-Liner (struggling against his bonds, screaming hysterically) Allah, Allah, give me strength to send these infidels to hell!
Devora (ignoring outburst) We don't carry any lifebelts, as we fly mainly over desert, but we do carry some blow-up camels. (laughs) That was a joke, so - finally, I will demonstrate the KAG position you will take, should we be about to crash.
DEVORA spreads his legs wide apart and bending over, pushes his head between them making loud kissing noises, then returns to standing position.
Bin-Liner She-devil!
Devora That is the end of the 'Kiss Ass Goodbye' demonstration. Now this is the best part - looking for dinner! I will now show you the various choices. (starts to sing 'At Christmas time it's hard, but when you're having fun…'
DEVORA, swaying his hips, starts dramatically to open boxes whilst still softly singing out of order lines from 'Do they know it's Christmas'. After looking and reading out loud the doner/destination details printed on them, he theatrically shows objects from several boxes' contents to BIN-LINER, whilst commenting on each donation, before returning them. Throughout the demonstration the plane occasionally sways, along with off-stage changes to engine noises. BIN-LINER periodically fights his restraint.
Devora Let's see what China is sending to Mali. Oooh, how sweeeet! Look! There is a lovely, juicy lamb chop, some chips, peas and carrots. Shame they are all plastic and unsuitable for children under three - they might choke on the generosity. (laughs, pause, new box, sings 'Where nothing ever grows No rain nor rivers flow...') With love from Uncle Sam to the people of Somalia. This comes from my people. (pause) How boring, just hundreds of bags of microwavable popcorn. Leftovers from Chilly Clitoris's Presidential campaign are my guess. I don't like her, far too bossy, but I do fancy her husband. He did love to suck on a good cigar. (giggles) Did your people like him too? (pause, new box, sings 'Here's to you, raise a glass for everyone...')
BIN-LINER makes loud gagging sounds.
Devora (continues undisturbed, sings 'Where the only water flowing is the bitter sting of tears..') From Save The Planet, for the people of Dafur. No surprises here. There's a little booklet called 'How to save your environment and grow your own genetically modified beans', by Hal Bore. Comes complete with seven lucky seeds to create your own magic beanstalk! We had these last year. Full of helpful tips, you know. It said, for example, if your land suffers constant drought you should urinate on your planted seeds, as this also acts as a fertilizer! Amazing, huh? (pause, new box, sings 'Feed the world, let them know its Christmas time…') Not sure where this came from, writing looks Japanese to me. (pause) Dehydrated sweet and sour, researched whale meat, with a built in MP3 player! No batteries though. These Nips are really smart. (pause, new box, sings 'At Christmastime, we let in light and we banish shade...') To Zimbabwe from the United Kingdom. Ooh look – it's a vacuum packed roast midget Christmas turkey. Oh isn't that just so cute! I wonder how they got them to grow so small. It says, 'With love from Olly James's happy turkey farm, all scanned with radium to kill bird-flu viruses'. Ooh, I have had one of these. Mind you, it took ages to catch (short pause) and it squawked horrendously when I stuffed it. (laughs)
Bin-Liner (screaming) I can not wait to blow you up, you filthy whore!
Devora Oooh, I can't wait either, you sexy beast! (continues poking around in boxes, sings 'And in our world of plenty we can spread a smile of joy…') Yuck! This sounds disgusting. Tins of foetal lamb soup from Afghanistan. So that's what they do with all the unborn lambs after they skin them to make those funny hats. I don't care where it is supposed to go. Poor little lambs! I will get Captain Vokker to throw them out over Timbuktu.
pause, starts on new box, sings 'And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time…'
Lights start to dim. Off-stage engine noises increase.
Devora That means we will be taking-off any moment now. I must get myself into blast-off position. (winks)
Lights dim to total darkness. Off-stage engines reach take off crescendo then reduce in volume. There are sounds of muffled struggling and giggles.
Bin-Liner (screaming angrily) Don't touch my tits, you decadent whore! They are pure dynamite!
Devora (delightedly) Ooh, promises, promises!
Bin-Liner (shouting hysterically) Once I get my tits out and mix them, you and your gang will get a big bang.
Devora Don't be coy, let me give them a quick grope. It's Christmas after all.
Short pause. There is a loud explosion and a bright flash followed by darkness. The curtain comes down to the sounds of Band Aid 'Do they Know it's Christmas', at the line -
And the Christmas bells that ring there are the clanging chimes of doom
Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you
Feed the world
Let them know it's Christmas time again
repeat then fade.
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Saw Froat
4 comments:
- Sweet Olive Press | Helen said...
Must be the mother's anxiety about Jason's "saw froat" caused her handwriting and spelling to regress.
Touching, really.
- 10/11/2010 10:32 am
- bitingmidge said...
Did you refer him to the saw doctor?
It was probably an evil genius wanting to get his work published on the internet. Even now he's sniggering at the ease with which he obtained world fame. ;-)
- 10/11/2010 3:52 pm
I hate to be mum, but - What did you say then? Also how did he manage to ace 'frequently'?
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- Jules said...
Well that's what puzzled *me*.
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A LESOTHO Mounted Police Service constable on Tuesday told the High Court how two Mohale's Hoek men allegedly killed their grandmother and aunt whom they accused of witchcraft.
Giving evidence before Justice Teboho Moiloa, Constable Nhlapho said the suspects, Rameno Sekete (29) and Retšelisitsoe Sekete (26), surrendered themselves at Mpharane Police Station in Mohale's Hoek on 25 October 2009 soon after stabbing the elderly women to death.
The suspects are brothers and according to the officer, they allegedly confessed to killing their two relatives for causing them sleepless nights.
"On the fateful day, I was on duty at Mpharane Police Station when the two suspects arrived riding on their horses.
"Upon arrival, they told me that they had killed their elderly grandparents. I could not believe what they were saying so I asked them to take me to where the corpses were. We then travelled together Ha-mothe village in Mohale's Hoek district where they pointed at the two dead bodies of 'Manthabiseng (Sekete) and 'Manthuseng (Sekete).
"They told me that they were responsible for the death of their two relatives who were lying dead in their respective houses. Manthabiseng was their grandmother, and 'Manthuseng their aunt."
Asked by Crown Counsel Teleha Joala whether the police used any excessive force or threats to make the two confess to the killing, Constable Nhlapho said: "They voluntar- ily and freely led me to the scene of crime.
"They took me to the village after I had told them that I did not believe what they were saying. That's how they ended up leading me to the crime scene; there was no pressure on them whatsoever to force them into this confession. It was only after I had seen the dead bodies that I charged them with murder."
Constable Nhlapho also told the court that the following day, he took the two brothers to the Mohale's Hoek Magistrate's Court where they also voluntarily confessed to the killing.
"I asked them if they could narrate the same story to the magistrate and their answer was, Yes. I then took them to the Magistrate's Court where they made a similar confession," he said.
However, the suspects' lawyer Lerato Makholela said the officer had not clearly informed his clients about the implications of their confessions.
"My clients made the confessions because the officer failed to explain the consequences of such admissions.
"If you had properly advised them of their rights, they could not have made any confession before the magistrate.
"I put it to you that it is not true that you cautioned them.
"In fact, you told them that if they confessed to the magistrate they would stand a chance of getting a lenient sentence for the offence they had committed," he said.
But Nhlapho was adamant that he cautioned the duo that whatever they were saying would be used as evidence against them during the trial.
The case continues.


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