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Santa Fe 2009
About this time last year, Justin and I took a trip (sans kids) to Santa Fe, which by the way, is a very romantic city, particularly in the winter. We stayed at La Posada hotel, a historic hotel nestled in side streets just outside of Old Town. We flew into Albuquerque and then took a train to Santa Fe. We rode into town to find all the streets lined with a couple of feet of snow. Apparently we had just missed a heavy snowfall, but had arrived in time to still see and enjoy the remnants of the storm. It snowed lightly only once while we were there, the last night, the evening we walked from our casita to the hotel's restaurant, a 4 star gem with delicious food and great ambiance.
Speaking of food, just about all the food we ate was fantastic! The first location was a restaurant we've eaten at before. The owners changed, the name of the restaurant changed, and the type of food changed (now Spanish flavors), but the experience was great, all the same. On another evening we dined at Pasqual's, which was recommended by several people, and that did not disappoint! Wow!
Overall the trip was fantastic and it's fun to reminisce about it while I write this blog post. One of the things Justin and I came away with was that, as much fun as it was to be on a grown-up vacation without kids, at this point in our lives, we'd much rather spend our time/money on family vacations. Which we've recently done. We were in Disneyland last week. Pictures forthcoming!
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Britney makes a brief appearance in Pepsi's new Super Bowl commercial.
Britney makes a brief appearance in Pepsi's new Super Bowl commercial.
Let the meltdowns begin.
There was some serious chatter the princess of pop was starring in her own Pepsi commercial set to air during the Super Bowl on Sunday. Well, it's half true. While Britney does make an appearance in a new advertisement, it features footage from her iconic 2001 ad.
See what Exhale is saying about it.
The ad premiered today (Feb. 1) ahead of the big game. It's got Jimmy Fallon narrating important moments throughout Pepsi's 120 year history as part of the brand's Generations campaign.
"Pepsi has been part of the culture for the past 120 years, whether it's music or sports or celebrity, and so we're launching a new campaign that we're going to kick off at the Super Bowl, called Pepsi Generations, and it's celebrating our history in pop culture with some of the most famous partners we've ever had," Pepsi CMO Greg Lyons said last week.
"Cindy Crawford's part of it, along with her son Presley, and it will also feature Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, Uncle Drew is going to be part of it, so it's jam-packed with iconic artists that were part of our history and it's going to end with a look forward at where we're going as a brand as well."
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You want to correct Western perceptions of Islam? Stop blowing things up and cutting off peoples' heads while shouting, "Allahu akbar." Turn your energies to stopping the Muslims who are blowing things up and cutting off peoples' heads while shouting, "Allahu akbar," rather than to making Western non-Muslims stop noticing.
"We Must Correct Western Media Perception On Islam, Says Rais," from Bernama, June 9 (thanks to the Constantinopolitan Irredentist):
KUALA LUMPUR, June 9 (Bernama) — The key to ensure better relations between the Muslim world and western nations is by correcting the foreign media's perception of Islam as a religion of terror synonymous with the Al-Qaeda movement, Foreign Minister Datuk Seri Dr Rais Yatim said Monday.
"One of the stumbling blocks is the power of the media in the West that doesn't seem to give a margin for us to come in into understanding Islam more objectively.
"The coverage they give is more about sensational news about terror, about captivity, about war and not on the other side of Islam which I have always been stressing — the life of Muslims.
It is not up to the news media, even if this were true, to show Muslims being good. That isn't news, any more than it would be news if anyone else is being good. But the oft-repeated contention that the mainstream media isn't interested in non-terrorist Muslims is completely belied by the facts. In fact, the media is avid to find Muslim moderates, and often features pleasing moderate Muslim fellows, many of whom have their hearts in the right place but who actually have no following among Muslims and do not express an orthodox Muslim point of view.
"Therefore, the tenets of Islam urging us to be calm and be appreciative of beauty and the world have never been put forward in a manner that is coercive enough or effective enough. There lies the problem," he said in his welcoming remarks at the "Third International Conference On the Muslim World and The West: Bridging the Gap".
Maybe, but the problem is that these beautiful tenets haven't been enough to stop jihadists or Islamic supremacists. If they had succeeded in doing that, Rais might have a stronger case.
Rais stressed this point owing to rising Islamophobia among westerners.
Rais said even the Organisation of the Islamic Conference (OIC) and other Islamic organisations and associations had never taken steps to correct this wrong point of view painted by the western media which equates Muslims and Islam with the Al-Qaeda.
What a lot of hooey. What Western media ever does this? I don't do it, and I am high on the spurious and propagandistic list of "Islamophobes." I don't know of anyone else who does it either.
"Actually, this is not the reality, it is a political movement by the Al-Qaeda. Islam is not Al-Qaeda. This notion has not been dispelled by any group, be it the OIC or regional Islamic organisations in the world.
"As such, every time when the Al-Qaeda issue crops up in Britain, it is equated with Islam. This is the wrong perception which we need to address.
Fine. But you should be addressing it among Muslims who approve of al-Qaeda, not among non-Muslims.
"How do you do this?. I think it is only with the concerted efforts of our own Islamic media to project the truth. We have to have the forum, we have to have the media treatment and we have to have the political will among OIC members to project this sort of idea and image," he said.


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I know you guys been out shopping. Normally in Fairbanks I head to Wally World. In the past they had cheaper food than even Sam's. I like the Old Roy Plastic bags cause they hold up better, but still normally go for what is cheap.
What price per pound are you seeing? I don't care if I buy 30lb or 50lb bags, just care that I can save a buck, especially important this year when I'll need more than a buck to off set the increase in gas prices.
I'll be in ANC May 4 through the weekend (we are having an estate "man" sale over the weekend) and if prices are cheaper there I'll bring back a truck load.
Come on guys, let's here where you are buying, what kind/style, size of bag, and price per pound.


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Ready for a scrumptious treat and a hit at your next party? I have it with these Walnut & Blue Cheese Grapes!
These little goodies are so yummy and easy. My cabin fever during the snow storm in Arkansas led me to have a DVRathon of Food Network shows logged on my tv. When I watched Giada whipped these up and I knew I had to try them out and they are delish.
Recipe Courtesy of Giada De Laurentiis, Giada at Home.
Walnut & Blue Cheese Grapes
2 ounces (1/4 cup) cream cheese, room temperature
2 ounces (1/4 cup) blue cheese, room temperature
1/4 cup heavy cream
2 dozen red grapes, chilled
4 ounces (1 cup) finely chopped walnuts
2 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons finely chopped parsley
Line a cookie sheet with parchment paper.
In a food processor, blend cream cheese, blue cheese, and cream until smooth. Place the mixture in a bowl. In another bowl, mix the walnuts, sugar, and parsley.
Now set up the assembly line. First place about 4 or 5 grapes at a time in the cheese mixture and coat well. Spoon the grapes in the walnut mixture and coat grapes with a fork. Place grapes on lined cookie sheet. Repeat until all grapes are done. Chill for 2-3 hours.
Note: You could even make this recipe a day ahead and store in an air tight container.


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Good lord, it must really look like I was incredibly crushed over Sex and the City's decline of epic proportions – almost one full year with no posts! Yes, I quickly got over my disappointment and now follow my amazing friend Holly's blog Back On Carrie's Stoop, reliving the good ol'days and examining the series with a different set of lenses: one that knows what's coming.
So, for the past 10 months I've been dealing with life sans blog. Although I'm notorious for crowding my back burners, I always end up coming back to R4R because…really, nothing I could possibly do in my professional or personal life gives me as much satisfaction as being able to create something on my own terms. No board members, no stakeholders, no supervisors, no editors – just me. (Cue sinister laugh)
Truth be told, the thought of blogging again almost became a tad overwhelming. With all the wretched nonsense happening on the women's health/reproductive justice front, I didn't know where to start. As soon as I had an idea of where to start, more nonsense would fall from the sky and my head would explode once again (rightfully so).
Since I last logged into R4R, our U.S. House has been taken over by wackadoos who see fighting the culture wars as reeeaaally, reeeaaally important right now – despite the fact that our economy is in the shitter. Newly (and no so newly) elected wackadoos across the nation are masquerading their sexist/racist/classist/ableist agenda as – ahem – "fiscal responsibility". Explain to me the logic, asshats, of how eliminating programs that help keep low-income folks afloat will be better for our economy…while letting those top 2% income earners sit on their fat assets??
Oooh, I'm getting angry! How I missed blogging! A few more thoughts:
* I find it incredibly ignorant – no, I mean stupid – that wackadoo legislators can stand on the SENATE FLOOR and give outright FALSE statistics about Planned Parenthood…and wake up the next morning with their jobs intact. If I came into work spewing lies and disseminating them on our listservs, I'd be gainfully employed no more. Just because PP is considered "controversial", it's ok to not pay attention to facts?! Who does your research?! (You do know what research is, don't you?) Oh, and the fact that it's considered "controversial" is only because of your verbal shit-tactics – not because of any truth.
* Recently, I found out from Glenn Beck that I'm a hooker. Apparently, so are ALL of my female friends…and a few of my male friends, as well. He also informed me that if birth control is too expensive, we should quit crying about it and just use condoms. While I am tickled that GB is advocating condom use, I will assume (with good reason) that if said condom were to break (with no backup method), I would no longer be considered a responsible woman, but a stupid "tough luck!" whore.
* If Donald Trump really wants to help America, he should write the U.S. Gov't a check and go hide under a rock. I've seen and heard more from him in the past few weeks than I care to EVER. (And I thought I could avoid his "my-mother-breast-fed-me-with-a-lemon-face" by simply not watching The Apprentice. Joke's on me!)
* What the hell is happening in the states?! Last I checked, we had this thing called Roe v. Wade…(more on this later…)
* Congressman Bob (Wackadoo) Latta of Ohio wants to ax funding for the Personal Responsibility Education Program (PREP) under the guise of being "fiscally responsible"….but how dare we talk about cutting funding for abstinence-only education, which has PROVEN to be….um….not working and not based on any…….how do you call it?……evidence.


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Gums, Gaps, and Crispy Chips: How to Safely Remove Food Lodged Between Your Teeth and Gums
One of the risks of tucking into a bag of popcorn or chips is that a piece of chip or kernel shell may become lodged in the gaps between teeth or even in the gums themselves. Most of the time this doesn't happen, but when it does, it can drive you to the brink of madness. However, when trying to remove lodged kernels and chips, you need to be careful that you don't damage your teeth and gums in the process.
Dental Cavities: What You Need to Know
If you are suffering from a toothache, it is likely that they are being caused by dental cavities. Below is a guide to everything you need to know about dental cavities. What is a dental cavity? A dental cavity is a tiny hole which develops on the exterior of a tooth. Your teeth are covered with a protective layer called enamel. The enamel covers a softer layer called dentin. Beneath the dentin is the soft interior part of the tooth called the pulp.
Choosing A New Family Dentist For Your Child
A visit to the dentist can be a scary prospect for an adult let alone a child. That is why it is so important to choose the right family dentist. In doing so you can help to alleviate any fears your child may have and ensure they follow a good oral hygiene routine into their later years. In this article we'll look at some of the things you can look out for when choosing a new family dentist for your child.
How To Choose The Right Dental Plate
If you are considering a dental plate your dentist will give you advice on the right type to choose to suit your specific circumstances. However, it is also worth doing your homework a little before your next visit so that you understand the different types on offer and what may be involved with your procedure. What Is A Removable Dental Plate? Otherwise known as dentures, dental plates are removable dental prosthetics that act as replacements for missing or extracted teeth.
How Dental Braces Can Help Your Teeth
Your dentist may recommend that you have braces fitted on your teeth for a variety of reasons. Your teeth may be crooked and unable to fit together correctly, or you may have unsightly gaps between your teeth. They may also be recommended to bring your teeth and lips into proper alignment or to correct an irregular bite. When applied for any of these reasons, you will have a healthier mouth and a more pleasing appearance.
Why There's No Such Thing As Pure White When It Comes to Teeth Whitening
When you look in the mirror and smile, you don't like what you see. The colour of your teeth is not acceptable to you, and you're going to ask your dentist all about teeth whitening. What kind of result can you expect? This is another matter entirely, and it is dependent on so many different factors. What should you be thinking about before you pick up the phone to call the dentist's office?
Receding Gums: 2 Possible Causes
When your dentist performs a routine dental check-up, as well as cleaning and inspecting your teeth, they will also check your gums. Your dentist will measure the depth of your gums to check for signs that they are receding. Bleeding gums which have a depth of between 3 to 5 mm are categorised as receding. If you have been diagnosed with receding gums, it is important that you take steps to halt the damage which is being caused.
4 Reasons Your Child May Develop Crooked Teeth
Your child's first set of teeth don't just help them to speak and eat; they also act as a placeholder for the adult teeth which will follow in a few years time. If the baby teeth are crooked, this could lead to the adult teeth becoming crooked also. Depending on the severity of the misalignment, your child may require braces to correct the issue. Below is a guide to 3 possible reasons why your child's teeth have become crooked.
Baby Teeth: 4 Reasons They Deserve Good Care
Baby teeth are the first feeding accessories that your child will develop after birth. They go by a variety of names, including deciduous, milk and primary teeth. Baby teeth grow and emerge in a particular order. The first ones in line are the lower central incisors, which emerge as a pair on the front lower gum line. These two are followed their opposite counterparts on the upper jaw. The upper lateral incisors then follow, and they are succeeded by their lower counterparts a few months later.
An Apple a Day Keeps the Dentist Away!
Due to the recent hype about low-carb and low-sugar diets, many people are wondering whether they should cut down on the amount of fruit they eat. From a dental health point of view, surely all the sugar contained in fruit can't be good for your teeth? The truth is that eating certain types of fruit can actually be good for your dental health. Before you say goodbye to guavas and bananas for good, take a look at these four key facts.


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Veteran's Day
Westgate students celebrated Veteran's Day with some special guests. Students were invited to bring a veteran for breakfast. The whole school gathered to honor these guests in an all school assembly. Members of the Boy Scouts presented the flag. Former Westgate student and veteran, Richard Hagedorn, was the featured guest speaker.


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In an obligatory article on the Charlotte-Mecklenburg school district, Washington Post writer Robert Pierre includes this nugget:
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Victor Reinoso, deputy mayor for education, who took responsibility for the copying, said he did not visit Charlotte or talk to educators here while preparing the D.C. strategy. Nearly one-third of that strategy was directly lifted from Charlotte's plan.I guess he was too busy pulling an all-nighter to get the plan out to actually see what was really going on in schools in North Carolina.
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A video featuring Hasselhoff in an inebriated state was also leaked in 2007. The America's Got Talent judge and Baywatch star told the New York Post "part of recovery is relapse," but he also claimed the video "was never meant to become public, but was obviously released by my estranged wife [Bach], who has her own agenda."
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This is a great article. It was posted on a national oc thread. It would be nice if Missouri followed suit. For years local municipalities have enacted excessive ordinances way beyond the initial intent of state & constitutional law. I think this sends a clear message to all those local municipalities who think they are above the law. Its about time! Hopefully it can happen here.
I might have to move if they actually start enforcing this law.
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I'm not trying to accuse lutz of lying.Originally posted by Vacant
Why would lutz lie? He has nothing to gain stop being so damn trusting in your friend. What I find hilarious is how instead of trying to defend himself he is just mudslinging calling lutz names, ect and now quitting game? Guilty conscience plyz! *-_- If 2 people have seen him do it then DUH, why do you need moreproof. Unless they have something to gain I would trust them.
What I was trying to get at, is I think more is needed than just a few testimonies to prove someone's guilt.
Let's say I started a false topic about Lutz (just as an example) bug abusing, hacking, whatever, and I asked a few friends to post taking my side. Even though the accusations and testimonies would be entirely false, does that mean that the average reader, who knows neither Lutz, nor Me, nor the people involved, should believe my side just because I have more people claiming he's guilty? Again, I'm not trying to say Lutz is lying, just trying to point out that online it seems stupid to believe someone's guilty just because two people say they are.


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Zero Week Round-Up
AAA Mt. Boucharie 36 Ballenas 20
The Whalers gained some great experience against some top flight competition on the road in zero week. In so many ways, "mission accomplished".
Gridiron's AA Varsity Top Five
- Abbottsford Panthers
- G.W. Graham Grizzlies
- Vernon Panthers
- John Barsby Bulldogs
- Mission Roadrunners
Honourable Mention
Ballenas Whalers, Hugh Boyd Trojans, Carson Graham Eagles, Holy Cross Crusaders
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Thursday, 10 September
Kelley Road @ College Heights: The Roadrunners have generally owned this tilt. No reason to pick otherwise. GI's Pick: Kelley Road by 12
Friday, 11 September
Nanaimo District @ Tier 2 Earl Marriot: This is a great season opener for both squads. The defending Tier 2 champs are really gaining traction as their program has taken a second breath of life over the past couple seasons. Nanaimo District is a hard working crew who is looking to find a new identity after graduating some fine varsity players. This will likely be a back and forth affair with turnovers playing a role in the outcome. GI's Pick: Mariot by 6
G.W. Graham @ AAA Seaquam: The Grizzlies are healthy and ready to begin a season that many expect will conclude itself in the dome. Seaquam will be returning from their Vegas trip wide-eyed and ready for what BC competition has to dish out. Graham heads in to the game with a distinct size advantage and equal in terms of speed. GI's Pick: Graham by 17
Holy Cross @ Clarence Fulton: Great week one match-up for both teams! Each squad likes to run the football and both have a history of rough and tumble defense. Home field will play a big role in this game. I see special teams being a separator as well as the play up front for both teams. GI's Pick: Holy Cross by 7
Langley @ Eric Hamber: Another good home opener for both teams. Langley has the size and speed to run away with this one by mid second quarter. Hamber is improving, but has a ways to go still. GI's Pick: Langley by 18
Pitt Meadows @ Frank Hurt: Again, this is a positive week 1 match-up. You have to give the edge in team speed to Pitt, particularly their secondary and receivers. Every thing else is much closer by comparison. Pitt is a valley darkhorse to do big things in 2015. Frank Hurt has found their stride as a program and is high-middle right now in terms of development. GI's Pick: Pitt by 14
Nechako Valley @ Correllieu: Nechako Valley is very consistent in terms of its scheme and execution. The "up years" for the Vikings usually have a lot to do with the athleticism of the roster. The Clansmen seem to be a bit more ponderous over the years. GI's Pick: Vikings by 17
Salmon Arm @ South Kamloops: I like this one for both squads. There will be some interesting offense played by both squads and I see Salmon Arm being able to move the ball better via the ground than their opponent. GI's Pick: Golds by 7
AAA Lord Tweedsmuir @ Abbottsford: Very, very big game for both teams. Abbey may very well have the top passing game at either tier this year and Tweedsmuir is rolling into this one with a roster full of superlatives. Tweedsmuir's run game will be decisive. If it produces some long. clock eating drives, the Panther air-show could be significantly mitigated. There will be some crazy special teams play on both sides to add to the projected fireworks. GI's Pick: Tweedsmuir by 14 as they wear out the Abbey defense.
AAA South Delta @ Hugh Boyd: Kudos to the Trojans for scheduling the AAA champs to open the season. The skill level on both rosters will be very even. The difference is that South Delta has more skilled bodies proportionately and more size by comparison. Mass times speed equals impact. The Trojans are going to have some very dented armor when all is said and done. GI's Pick: South Delta by 28 plus.
Robert Bateman @ AAA WJ Mouat: This game is good for football in Abbottsford. The traditional big dog in this fight, Mouat, has dominated past tilts. The results will likely be the same, but Bateman gets a tonne of local exposure and certainly gains a measure of themselves against a top flight roster. The post Coach Kelley era is launched for real here as well. Should be a good evernt. GI's Pick: Mouat by 24
Saturday, 12 September
John Barsby @ Vernon: Barsby and Vernon have developed a budding playoff rivalry over the past three years. The Panthers are at home now with no long November bus ride dragging behind them like a ball and chain. Two years ago, the Panther JV squad was a strong semi-finalist and this group returns to take its place among the better Panther squads in program history. Barsby is in the very early stages of a rebuild/reload returning one offensive starter from last year's semi-final game vs the Panthers. I believe that many of the Panther players also find themselves as new starters as well. This game will hinge on run defense and turnovers. It is being played on Panther home dirt and there is likely some "payback" on the minds of the home team. GI's Pick: Upset alert...Barsby by 4
Tier 2 Spectrum @ Ballenas: Spectrum is in the very early stages of program development and Ballenas is fielding a very, very good AA squad. This game will be a blow-out by mid 1st quarter and will have to be managed by both coaching staffs so that some positive emerge for both rosters. GI's Pick: Whalers by 50 plus.
AAA Handsworth @ Carson Graham: One of the great rivalry games in BC high school football, The Buchannan Bowl is being played on Graham home turf. Carson Graham enjoys a much larger roster in terms of both numbers and size. The new Carson Graham HC is up against his former coach and mentor in Coach Prepchuck. This will be close for awhile but I see the preponderance of size and speed held by the Eagles to ultimately carry the day. GI's Pick: Eagles by 10
AAA Kelowna @ Mission: The Mission Roadrunner program does nothing without very calculated and deliberate forethought. This is why I find that this game on the schedule is so telling in terms of where they think they are after the merger with Heritage Park. Me thinks the Roadrunners have acquired some size, speed and added depth to their roster. The superb Mission machine therefore has bonus raw material to shape and guide into solid football players. A game vs Interior powerhouse Kelowna is a deliberate act and tells me the Roadrunners think they can dance with the Owls. Good stuff! GI's Pick: Misson by 2 in an upset.
Prince George @ AAA Rutland: Good on the Polars for scheduling this game. It will be a team builder and certainly will raise the bar on the field. Rutland is a big building with very good athletes. Probably a bit much for PG to handle. GI's Pick: Rutland by 18


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Tuesday, 15 April 2008
Politics: A Fair Game
New Hope for Lawn Sufferers
(Kentucky) Agricultural psychologists at the Institute for Greener Pastures announced today a cure for mowing.
Their spokesperson Dr Eliza Ferty identified the problem; "Grass has been growing for centuries and we are fighting a constant battle to keep our lawns tidy".
Numerous solutions that have been tried to date, including chemical sprays and mechanical cutting contraptions, address the problem only after it gets out of hand.
The beauty of the new system is that it is specifically designed to prevent the problem before it occurs. Like many of the best inventions, the solution is so simple we are left wondering why we didn't think of it sooner.
"We installed 60" flat panel monitors in our test garden showing peak time programming from a range of broadcast and cable channels. The grass got so fed up of all the advertising that it couldn't be bothered to grow".
Saturday, 12 April 2008
Faster Browsing with Mozilla FireFacts
A spin-off group of the Mozilla Firefox team has developed a new browser aimed at reducing unnecessary browsing of web sites on the Internet. Aimed initially at online news sites, the new "FireFacts" browser compares the hosted content with reality.
Former Netscape programmer Simon Jennings, who has contributed key routines to the Mozilla Firefox browser explained. "We realized that a significant proportion of web traffic consisted of information nobody wanted to read, or that was so inaccurate it was laughable".
Key to its success will be a new algorithm developed to filter out pointless and baseless opinion as well as hidden agendas, boring diaries and opportunistic plagiarism. It searches its template database for matches such as "Today I did xxxxxxx", "I haven't blogged for a while as I'm so busy, but xxxxxxx", "Here are some photos I took of xxxxxx in my garden" and "It's the 3rd day of our vacation and we visited xxxxxxxx".
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In our tests of the beta version, we found that it reduced blog browsing by as much as 98% and some of the more popular news sites were reduced to just their logo.
Apple Launches iCar
Following their success in the consumer appliance market, Apple have joined forces with Japanese auto manufacturer Toyota to create a designer vehicle for the 21st century.
In an effort to improve the driving interface, the traditional steering wheel has been replaced with a circular touch pad for single finger driving convenience.
The dashboard consists of an innovative central display, also controlled by the touch-pad interface in conjunction with it's central menu button.
Features such as accelerator, brake, opening windows and doors, changing gears, turn indicators, a/c & heating controls, rev counter, speedometer, fuel gauge, GPS navigation, windscreen wipers, seat and mirror adjustments as well as access to over 98,000 songs can all be selected through a simple menu hierarchy.
At the launch, Steve Jobs announced, "People loved the interface to our portable music players. It's only natural that we would look to other devices where this interface can be applied".
The iCar features a sealed engine compartment which may cause issues down the road as wear and tear leads to maintenance requirements. Apple dismissed these fears as unwarranted and points to a similar situation with the iPod where users simply discarded the old one and bought a new one.
Critics of the new vehicle were quick to complain about the restriction that only iGas stations can be used to fill up with fuel. However, Apple argues that this gives them the opportunity to maintain a consistent quality 'fill-up' experience for their customers.
Demand for the iCar has exceeded expectations as die-hard Apple fanatics formed a 10 mile queue outside the first iCar showroom in San Francisco to catch a glimpse of the latest must-have lifestyle device.
Although not on sale until next Monday, third party companies have already jumped on the bandwagon, offering compatible add-ons such as real steering wheels, indicator levers and a full set of pedals for consumers who need more time to adjust to the new interface. We were unable to verify claims by a mechanic in Minnesota who wished to remain anonymous, that he has developed an adapter to allow the iCar to use traditional gas stations.
Jobs, closing the launch, stated "The human-car interface has remained in the dark-ages for decades, it's time there was a better way. It's time to Think Different".
Friday, 11 April 2008
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Voting from Abroad
(Washington DC) In an effort to counter the escalating costs associated with holding a national election, lawmakers in Washington approved a bill to outsource the process to China.
Senator Bob Biverbrook (TX), a senior member of the Electoral Finance Committee, described how they arrived at their decision. "We looked to industry to identify key measures that have been taken to improve efficiency and found an overwhelming trend towards relocating key processes in cheap labor countries."
After receiving competitive bids from Russia, China, India and Malaysia, it was determined that China was best placed to support the democratic empowerment of individual citizens.
Speaking on the O'Really Show, the Senator was quick to defend the decision; "Although it was a difficult choice, we believe the 'novelty factor' to be a key driver in bringing the Chinese to the voting booth".
Today's Democratic Primary will be the first election to employ the new process. Preliminary results show Barak Obama ahead of Hillary Clinton by 342,277,615 votes. Mass media pundits say it's still too close to call.
More Time for Intel
(Santa Clara, CA) Semiconductor giant Intel is to commence its "All the Time in the World" road show tour this week with a spectacular launch.
In an effort to raise programmer awareness, Intel have taken the lead in the campaign for sloppier code. As consumers buy faster and faster computers, it has become necessary to write slower applications to encourage continual upgrading.
"There are still a few die hard 'old school' programmers that believe in optimizing their code" said Pentti Um, Managing Director of Intel Finland. "While most coders realize they no longer need to try so hard, we feel it's our duty to make sure everyone has the opportunity to achieve the same standard".
18,000 are expected to pack the Santa Clara Convention Center on Friday to hear keynote speaker Steve Barmier from Microsoft talk about the extensive effort that was put into Vista to ensure it ran like a dog. He is expected to list numerous examples of important features that nobody needs as well as extol the achievement of producing an operating system that's over 1000 times slower than 20 years ago.
The road show will last 12 weeks as it tours key development centers around the world. For those unable to attend, Intel has assured us they will provide an online resource with examples of nightmarishly slow programs including full source code for the celebrated "Random Sort" algorithm.
Thursday, 10 April 2008
Alcohol Makes You Smarter
Contrary to popular belief, evidence is emerging that the consumption of alcohol increases the brain's capacity for intellectual processing.
As we drink, we become better able to communicate. When sober, our brain is saturated with Inhibitrons, a type of protein molecule that makes us feel insecure. Alcohol dissolves the Inhibitrons which are then absorbed into the bloodstream and disseminated throughout the body.
As a result, our thoughts and words become confident, we are funnier, sing better and are universally liked.
As Inhibitrons reach our extremities they cause the side effect of reduced coordination, but this is insignificant compared to how smart, bold, brave and beautiful we become.
The Babel Fish Effect
Researchers at the Monterrey Bay acquarium have discovered a new breed of goldfish that appears to have properties similar to those mythically attributed to the Babel Fish.
A 'Goldfishius Babilus' as it has been named, possesses a unique ability to translate voice signals from any language.
Early experiments in interpreting meow sounds from domestic cats have produced phrases such as "I'm hungry", "Where's my food", "Isn't it time you fed me" and "You're sitting in MY chair".
Following their early success, the team have been looking into the process of translating English into foreign languages.
Latest results on humans show great promise in overcoming the language barrier that prevents foreigners from understanding English properly.
Investigating the effect under lab conditions, they determined that the primary mechanism involved is the fish's ability to amplify the incoming sound by a factor of 2 to 4 times.
In a press conference earlier today, Dr. Simon Rutter, Professor of Fishy Science remarked "It seems that tourists had it right all along. Instead of learning a new language, all you have to do to be understood is speak English louder".
Electricity Gone In 100 Years
In 1962, Daniel Wolfson, a physics professor at King George's College, Cambridge published a paper on the risks of running out of electricity due to private and industrial consumption.
His theory states that there are a finite number of electrons on earth and these are being consumed at an increasing rate. They are burned away in light bulbs, motors and all manner of appliances and machinery.
At the time, his article was considered alarmist and was ultimately debunked by his colleague, Professor Charles Finney who showed that our electron supply was continually replenished through cosmic radiation from space.
Since then, little attention has been paid to the matter. Until now.
With Global Warming high on today's agenda, interest in Professor Wolfson's theory has been rekindled. Recent studies have shown that the same "CO2 Greenhouse Layer" that is warming our planet, is also reducing our exposure to cosmic rays. As a result, our natural resource of electrons is depleting.
It is estimated that at present consumption levels, the number of electrons on earth will fall to critical levels within 100 years.
Furthermore, recent efforts to reduce CO2 emissions are exacerbating the problem. Wind generators suck electrons out of the air we breathe and push them down the wires to our homes. Wave and Tidal Generators deplete the vast electron supplies in our oceans. Solar panels soak up what little cosmic radiation we still receive, smothering the earth beneath them.
Electric and hybrid vehicles use vast amounts of electricity which could be saved for lighting our homes and powering critical life support machines in hospitals.
Environmental scientists are quick to push the Hydrogen agenda. "Fuel Cells", "Clean CO2 Free Energy", "Abundant Resource" are all mantras for these radicals. What they don't tell you is that Hydrogen only has one electron.
Electrons are the smallest particles in our universe. Lets not stand idly by while their numbers are being decimated. The Green Movement has gone too far. The time to act is NOW. We must preserve electrons for our children.
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Sunday, 6 April 2008
Bikes to Replace Cars by 2013
"We believe in preserving the environment for posterity and are leading the global fight against warming" said Heather Baum, spokesperson for the Association of Important Carmakers.
Speaking at a press conference held at the plush offices of Billingsgate and Smythe, a top Madison Avenue Advertising firm, Ms. Baum explained that "senior executives from each company had jointly agreed a strategy for change following increasingly bad coverage of cars in the press".
Patrick J. Walker, head of BS presented a slick brochure to simplify and explain the details of this remarkable transformation. According to the brochure, a report commissioned to look at a range of mechanical forms of transportation identified bicycles as the form most acceptable to environmental activists.
"Following concerns over the lack of stability of a two wheeled contraption, we chose instead to focus on four wheels as a standard and have called it a 'BicycleDuo ™'"; exclaiming "think of it as getting two bicycles for the price of one!"
Rather than abandon years of passenger safety advances, a decision was taken to preserve airbags, side impact bars and steel body panels with tempered glass to protect from flying stone chippings. "We believe the added weight is worth the safety of our children" he added.
The new BicycleDuo™ will be available for sale within the next three months, and will include convenient optional extras such as a 4.6 liter 24 valve V8 gasoline engine for those who find pedaling a 1.5 ton machine inconvenient after a hard days work.
My 3 year old daughter, seeing the photo on the brochure cover proudly exclaimed "Car, Mommy, Car!" How cute! She clearly has a lot to learn.
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Hillary Leads Obama by 33%
Dick Chung, one of Gallop's brightest Senior Operational Analysts explained "To save costs, we only interviewed three people. In this case, two of them preferred Hillary".
When asked about the validity of the poll results he responded, "We realize that the media and general public take no notice of error margins when reading poll figures, so we figured what the heck, let's save money. Who cares about the error?"
At their AGM, Bill Whaleburger, Chairman and CEO of Gallop Group Holdings Inc, said "What is important to you, our shareholders, is that our main polling figures grab headlines". "Our new approach has cut our variable costs by 68%, increased our profits by 23% and our media coverage by 72%". (Note: standard investment disclosures apply).
After the applause died down he continued "As a board, we take our duty to our shareholders seriously." concluding "Is it really our fault that the general public loves sensation and is ignorant of basic statistics?"
I caught up with him after his speech, where he confided "We tried polling just one or two people, but we know from experience that the public trusts our polling results better if the figures don't end in a zero. I mean, if you heard 50% or 100%, you might think they were made up. But 33% sounds like a lot of clever math went into it."
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Saturday, 5 April 2008
English Officially Declared a Foreign Language
Researchers analyzed the content of over 12,000,000 internet forum postings from traditionally English speaking countries and found that after proper nouns were taken into account, less than 12% of them were composed entirely of words found in a dictionary.
The figures were even lower when sentence structure was taken into account. It is estimated that the incidence of grammatical correctness could be below 3%.
The final damning nail in the coffin was the discovery that only 0.02% or 1 in 5000 of the submissions made any sense at all. An effort to identify relevance was abandoned following a failure to obtain a statistically significant sample.
On the bright side, it was observed that a substantial proportion of the youth aged between 5 and 18 were able to communicate effectively in an completely new language composed only of acronyms and smileys.
As a result of this analysis, the Oxford English Dictionary will be archived for historical purposes and replaced with a new:
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Academics who had dedicated their careers to preserving the dying art of English were :-( . However, after a few commiserating beers at the local pub, they were found ROFL hysterically.
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Cellphone Accidentally Wins Turner Prize
The prize, organized by the Tate Gallery, is Britain's top visual art award given annually to an artist chosen by a panel of pompous art connoisseur judges, usually for 'abstract or conceptual art'. Past winners include Damien Hirst for putting half a cow in a glass case. Other memorable winning pieces such as an unmade bed and a pile of bricks have led many mothers to believe their child prodigies have turned the house into priceless works of art.
This year, however, was different. Nadir had no idea she had even entered the competition. "I was, um, surprised" she said. Staring at the £40,000 checque in disbelief, she decided to visit the Tate Modern museum to see her exhibit.
She entered a large brightly lit white-walled room containing seventeen large canvases arranged in hap-hazard fashion on the walls, floor and ceiling. Each canvas appeared to have a blurred dimly lit image of abstract shapes. On closer inspection she noticed that one canvas in particular showed an outline of an earring similar to one she had lost months ago.
To celebrate the significance of the exhibit, the Tate had prepared a leaflet explaining the history and meaning of the art. According to the text, rumours had abounded for many years about a reclusive artist and photographer alleged to have studied under Picasso who had dedicated his life to abstract photography. "These prints", it continued, "are the only known examples of his work", concluding with "Name – Unknown".
In order to respect the privacy of the artist, the judges had appointed a detective to find him with strict instructions not to reveal his identity to anyone. Following the trail, the detective interviewed the interior designer appointed to arrange the canvasses. She told him where the photos had been printed. They eventually admitted having sent the wrong photos to the Tate, explaining that a mix-up had occurred during a shift-change whereby a series of fashion photographs intended for the history of fashion exhibition had got confused with some photos for a Mrs Annie Winterbottom whose cellphone was receiving prank MMS images that she wanted printed to send to the police.
The Tate, on receiving photos that were clearly not about fashion, assumed they had been addressed to the wrong department and passed them on to the Turner Prize Judges.
The detective tracked down Mrs Winterbottom, identified the number of the cellphone that had sent the 'prank' messages and sent the checque to the cellphone company (Vodafone) to forward to its subscriber (Nadir) as they refused to give him a name or address.
It turns out that while Nadir was out shopping, her phone had accidentally sent 31 images of the inside of her handbag to a random number dialed by her lipstick.
Unable to sleep through feeling guilty about receiving the prize money, Nadir returned the checque anonymously with a thank you note.
Over 650,000 people have gazed in awe at the prize winning exhibit and no-one knows if the mythical artist really exists.
"I may not have the £40,000" she said, "but at least I found my earring".
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Hot Air Ends Global Warming
April 5th 2008
(Arctic Circle) Scientists and Environmental Engineers throughout the world are celebrating the discovery of a previously untapped yet limitless energy source.
"We have long speculated about the potential of harnessing this resource, but it took recent political issues to highlight the massive opportunity we are missing out on" said Dr Patrick McDougal of the International Foundation for Research Into New Energy Technologies and Environmental Effects of Global Warming
Asian, European and American vehicle manufacturers have formed a secret coalition to test the efficacy of the system and devise a power-train capable of producing comparable performance to existing gasoline powered engines.
New energy sources are announced on a seemingly weekly basis, often claiming to be the ultimate solution to counter greenhouse gas emissions. Though there have been many breakthroughs, most solutions fail to deliver on the key aspect of fuel distribution. Electric vehicles require constant charging and have limited range. Hydrogen power promises to be the ideal fuel solution, but we are far from the day when we can top-up our tank at the local hydrogen station.
The beauty of the proposed approach is the near universal and limitless source of energy accessed by this new and exciting technology. A nationwide survey showed that sufficient fuel is already produced in almost every town and city. Further research showed that in fact our failure to capture and use this fuel is itself contributing significantly to CO2 buildup in the atmosphere.
The secret of the system had been carefully held under wraps until attorneys validated that all patent filings had been successfully submitted. As your intrepid reporter, I was privileged to be among the first outsiders to see the technology in action.
Essentially, at the core of the system is a heat engine, not unlike the generator systems used in today's coal fired power stations that generate over 50% of America's electricity and roughly 10% of the entire world's pollution. A traditional system relies on a supply of fuel that is burned to generate heat that in turn heats up air and/or steam to power a turbine. The beauty of this new system is that it uses air that is already hot, replacing the fuel stage with a new and innovative approach.
Professor Heinz Benz of the Stuttgart Academy of Sciences in Stuttgart, Baden-Württemberg, Germany, Europe is widely credited with discovering the extent of the energy source during a visit to America in 2007. "I vas sitting un ze bar drinking a wodka ven I noticed zat many many many people ver talking about ze elections". It seems that while he was there the temperature rose at such a rate that the air conditioning system was unable to cope and the bar got hotter and hotter until Prof B, as he's known to his friends, had to leave.
As luck would have it, there was a local high school nearby and he arranged to use a classroom during the lunch hour. Being a real scientist he knew that lots of thinking and calculations would be required and those could only be done on a blackboard. He messed up his hair, grabbed some chalk and wrote enough equations to fill the board. Thus he was done.
Validation followed from his colleagues at Stanford University and the road to Global Warming freedom had commenced.
Early experiments to investigate methods of acquiring the hot air through the direct attachment of contraptions were unsuccessful. However, the break came when an absent minded lab technician left the acquisition machine on by mistake while he went for a cigarette break. When he returned, the system had absorbed enough hot air to power a motorbike. Eventually it was perfected into a sleek, maintenance free, wall mounted attachment capable of collecting sufficient hot air to power a small town.
The research team has since expanded to include sociologists, psychologists and loud arrogant obnoxious TV news chat show hosts after convincing experimental evidence showed that Politics was the subject that generated the most hot air.
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Blackwater To Fight Chinese
(Washington DC) Private security firm 'Blackwater Inc' has been given the go ahead to remain in Iraq for "at least another 100 years".
Blackwater rose to infamy by employing mercenary ex-US army soldiers who want to be in Iraq so they can shoot for real but prefer to be paid better, be better armed, have bullet proof armor that works and not have to deal with the consequences if they accidentally massacre random civilians.
Employed primarily to take over simple army jobs that any regular soldier could do, the US Security company announced soaring profits and a rosy future as it sees no end to the chaos in this war torn area.
Politicians whose hidden off-shore trusts own significant stock in the company have waived off accusations of tax avoidance as mere 'mis-filings' and expect the hoo-hah to die down over the coming weeks. "It is unlikely that any prosecutions will be successful" said the judge chosen to evaluate the case; they are providing a valuable service by supporting our government leaders. He refused to name his own off-shore corporation, but hinted that it began with 'S', "you'll have to guess the rest", he added with a wink.
One of the mercenaries who refused to be identified (Chuck "Smoke-This" Balboa) told us that life in Iraq is not all as happy and dandy as you may think. "For one, we don't all have cabinets big enough to hold our range of automatic weapons, knives and funky electronic headgear, some of it just has to sit on the floor of our hotel suites". He added, "We don't even get all the US cable TV channels, though I guess unlimited free ammo is a definite perk".
It is widely believed that Blackwater Inc is ideally positioned to take advantage of a massive new market as politicians keen to bring back the official armies in Iraq see that the perfect solution is to outsource it. "It's a perfect win-win all round" said one senator. "Our armies return so the American people are happy, the soldiers who decide (of their own choice) to go back get paid more and have a wider choice of weaponry and the politicians get a massive payout". "We are not even bound by army regulations, so we can do whatever we like".
Our man-on-the-spot Iraq correspondent reported seeing a hive of construction activity near Abu-Ghraib as a new luxury all-suite hotel is being built next door so the 'independent contractors' don't have to walk too far from work to their jacuzzis.
Blackwater's main competition comes from China, where a commercial venture between the Chinese Government and itself is planning a new modular plug-and-play for-hire private army solution system. They are believed to be about to launch with a range of product options ranging from Platoons to Battalions and have hinted at bespoke Brigade and Division solutions becoming available some time next year. It is widely believed that '10-Man Squad' units will be available for government 'download' on a 30-day trial basis by this summer. A chinese spokesperson explained that since China has over 1,000,000,000,000,000 soldiers, there is plenty to go around.
Astute observers will have wondered what happens when opposing governments hire from the same company. Apparently there is a clause whereby if the soldiers in a confrontation are from the same Chinese subsidiary; their weapons automatically deliver paint pellets. Environmentalists have been quick to protest at the massive expected quantity of split plastic balls that will be left on the battlefield. In response, the United Nations has called for Bio-degradable paintballs to be used in all future wars between mercenaries employed by the same corporation from 2015.
Wall street analysts looking to the future effects on Blackwater stock seem unperturbed. By 2015, it is widely expected that the Chinese will own most of the American Banking System as they will be the only ones with Dollars for the ATM machines.
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How to be a Troll - LESSON 1
2) Tipe whith bad speling and gramar even which isnt hi skool levil good enuf. Thei are STUPID so yu shuld be aswel also to. Of corse, if yu is alredy ileteret then it wil been ezier. If yu hav ileteret frends tel them too rite to so yu fil up the bords wif yur wizdumb kwiker.
3) If you are amongst the few who have to put any effort into (2) you may even be able to read the article or the other posts. In which case, you can throw in a sentence in there to fool them into thinking you care about the topic being discussed. Remember that reading just part of an article or a post is usually enough to find something to whine about.
4) If you can't read, don't worry, reading other posts or the article is not essential. People are more than happy to spend their valuable time reading anything you want to vent about.
5) Use inflammatory language (like rude words and personal name calling). Most people like verbal abuse and it makes you appear so much more intelligent and capable of getting your point across. You will rapidly gain esteem from other posters.
6) Write about stuff that has no relevance to the article being discussed. Even if you have to start with something that might seem important, be sure to add some meaningless or irrelevant statement in there somewhere. People get distracted easily, and they will soon forget the article they are discussing and focus instead on applauding the vital point you are making.
7) If you are rEALLY aNGRY!!!!! then it's cool to type badlye asit shows you hasd to typ quickly to gety our point across assoon as possibler.
8) punctuation and appropriate use of capital letters are unnecessary and just makes you have to press more than one key at a time to use the shiftkey this is especially true if you want to type a long comment as you dont want to waste time with all those pointless language rules because the more you type then the less time you have to write long sentences that keep peoples riveted attention better sometimes though a short punchy statement can be used to warm up the reader for the intensive reading ahead
9) The exception to rule (7) is the use of exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!! Make sure!!! you liberally sprinkle them all over your post as it !!!emphasizes!!! the importance!! and !!!!!!urgency!!!!! of your point.
10) Your kyboard is your voic and must b consrvd for th important task of bing undrstood. Although if you do war out som of th kys on your kyboard dont worry th contnt of your post will still b clar for vryon to rad
11) Say the same things over and over again.
12) Say the same things over and over again.
13) Say the same things over and over again. The more you say it, the truer it becomes
14) Say the same things over and over again. It saves you having to think too much, which is important as you have a long day of trolling ahead and you need to pace yourself.
15) If people seem like they are having a joke at your expense, don't worry. They are just bitter that they can't express themselves as effectively as you can. If the joke doesn't go over your head, feel free to get upset and rant even more. They will realize the error of their ways and appreciate the value you bring to their lives.
16) It is important that you end your post with a rant. Suggestions include: disparaging other commentators, personal attacks and/or just being plain rude. This is also another great opportunity to USE CAPITAL LETTERS so you leave their ears ringing. If you are being paid to troll, it is essential to put your sponsor's slogan (or at least the one you are paid to write as) at the end of your message. For example !!!!VOTE FOR JOHN SMITH!!!!
17) Learn from others. There are a vast number of great examples of troll posts on most notice boards. If you find something you think is clever on another post, plagiarize (I know it's a big word, but it just means 'Copy whatever you want and use or modify as you wish as if you wrote it first'). No-one will notice you didn't think it up yourself, even if some of the words they used were spelled correctly.
18) If by chance you should get banned, just sign up for a new email address and create your posts as if you were a completely different person. Even if you continue to post the same stuff as before, no-one will notice as all they look at is the name you have chosen. This has the added benefit that they will be easily fooled into thinking you were right all along as this new person seems to agree remarkably well with your old posts.
19) Broaden your horizons. There are so many sites you can post on nowadays that you have a fantastic opportunity to educate thousands of people with your wisdom. You are on a crusade and it is your duty as an upstanding citizen of the internet to make sure as many of them as possible get to understand the depth and breadth of your intellect.
20) Perseverance (it means keep at it). I am sure there can't be anything more important going on in your life than spending countless hours telling other people what they should think. It is your duty to inform them that they are wrong and only you are right.
21) Most important of all, practice, practice, practice. Remember your motto is "Quantity Over Quality". It's not what you post, but how much space and bandwidth you consume. Even if you find it hard to form a coherent statement, if you post a lot, people will think you are smart.
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...this morning. Giving it all to God. There is only so much I can do. So much I can fight. Funny part is...He was waiting for me to put it ALL in his hands from the very beginning. It feels good. Really good. Because of this, I can chill for the short week and a half left in our summer. I can enjoy Anna Bugs and Troops whole heartedly without a single burden on me. I can enjoy ALL the blessings God has given to me and my family. And for this, I am thankful.
...Nevertheless the Lord seeth fit to chasten his people; yea, he trieth their patience and their faith. Nevertheless-whosoever putteth his trust in him the same shall be lifted up at the last day.
Mosiah 23:21-22
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
1 comment:
- Becky Shuler said...
I love that scripture and I love your post! I admire your faith and ability to trust in God. Keep the faith!
- August 20, 2009 at 8:09 AM
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