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CHICAGO A U.S. immigration judge in Chicago on Friday granted asylum to a Singaporean blogger, saying he was persecuted for his political opinions in the Southeast Asian city-state.
KANDAHAR, Afghanistan The infiltration of hundreds of Taliban militants this week into an area close to Afghanistan's second city was a tactical success for them and a setback for NATO, a NATO general said on Wednesday.
Some 800 Afghan government troops, backed by hundreds of mainly Canadian NATO soldiers, are fighting 200 to 400 Taliban insurgents who seized seven villages in the Arghandab district, just northwest of Kandahar, the regional base for NATO troops.
It is less than a week since the Taliban freed some 1,000 prisoners, including more than 300 of their comrades, from a jail in the city after a suicide truck bomber rammed the main gate.
"There are setbacks ... the prison breakout and the Arghandab operation, and there will be setbacks in the future," Canadian Major-General Marc Lessard, commander of NATO forces in southern Afghanistan, told Reuters in an interview.
"They've definitely managed to achieve some kind of tactical success, there's no doubt there," he said.
Hundreds of villagers have fled Arghandab, an area of rich fruit orchards crossed by a wide river bed which was relatively peaceful until its tribal leader, Mullah Naqib, died from a heart attack in October last year.
The Taliban then raided the area, largely under the control of Mullah Naqib's young and inexperienced heir, forcing ISAF troops to launch an operation to push the militants out.
On Monday, the Taliban came back.
"The insurgents infiltrated there and as far as we know they intend staying there," said Lessard, speaking at his headquarters.
"They are not moving out, and based on the few hours of combat operations they are still fighting, so we will have to clear the area. Are they really dug in? Are they really prepared to stand and fight and die? We don't know, we'll definitely see in a day or two."
Almost 1,000 Afghan National Army (ANA) troops have been flown in from eastern Afghanistan for the operation, reinforcing some 4,000 ANA soldiers based in Kandahar, Lessard said.
Afghan commanders planned the operation and led the attack, with support from ISAF troops, aircraft and helicopter gunships.
There have so far been no casualties among the NATO-led International Security Assistance Forces (ISAF), but some Afghan troops and Taliban militants have been killed, he said.
"It's a very deliberate operation, going well, very very slowly, because we want to make sure ... we fully clear the area, we don't leave any pockets behind," Lessard said. "How long will it take? I really don't know. What's important is less the time it will take (than to) ensure it's 100 percent clear."
ISAF commanders have repeatedly complained of not having enough troops to fight the Taliban.
Canadian soldiers leading ISAF operations around Kandahar, the former de facto Taliban capital, have suffered one of the highest casualty rates among NATO forces fighting mainly to the west of the city, and kept a lighter presence in Arghandab.
The second Taliban attack on Arghandab in eight months has exposed a weakness on the flank of Kandahar that the Afghan government and its NATO allies will have to fill.
"There will have to be a proper security framework there," said Lessard. "...one thing is quite clear -- it will not be the status quo that it was a week ago ... I guess we've learned lessons and we'll ensure they never come back again."

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The partner of Caesars Entertainment Corp. in two Ohio casinos and a planned project in downtown Baltimore soon will own a gaming hall in hometown of Detroit.
Rock Gaming, which is controlled by Detroit businessman Dan Gilbert, won approval this week from Michigan gaming regulators to take over ownership of the Greektown Casino. Rock Gaming is expected to take over ownership of the property, one of three downtown Detroit casinos, by the end of the week.
Gilbert, the founder of Quicken Loans and owner of the NBA's Cleveland Cavaliers, owns 17 downtown Detroit buildings. He told the Detroit Free Press that Greektown will be key to his overall vision for a revitalized downtown Detroit with more amenities for visitors and residents.
"Gaming in our view is a downtown activity and a development magnet," Gilbert said. "We don't look at it as a bunker where we want to keep people in all day long. We're looking for two-way traffic. We want to push people out to businesses and also attract them into the casino."
Rock Gaming is the majority owner of the Horseshoe Casino Cleveland, which opened last May, and the recently opened Horseshoe Casino Cincinnati. Caesars Entertainment is the minority owner of the two casinos, but also receives managing fees for operating the properties.
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BAGHDAD - Iraqi police said on Sunday they had found 60 decomposed bodies dumped in thick grass in Baquba, north of Baghdad.
There was no indication of how the 60 people had been killed, police said. Baquba is the capital of volatile Diyala province, where thousands of extra US and Iraqi soldiers have been sent to stem growing violence.


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The Carnival commences.The fine fellow at Mutoni's Musings gives us all the pain and the glory of a Tim Thomas destroying a perfectly good playoff season; who is Thomas to lack such spirit, vigor and soul? Northwest Hoops showcases the preponderance of former Blazers still roaming around playoff land, and we see that, as Proust once wrote, when on Sundays I saw these, in the hot light of a summer morning, blaze like a black sun I would say to myself: "Good heavens! nine o'clock! I must get ready for mass at once if I am to have time to go in and kiss aunt Léonie first." Sponsored Ah, high school, such time of learning and loss, of wistful remembrances and raging erections. Gilbert's Arena brings us Wizards yearbook photos, and it is through this that we must not forget, for the days are fleeting and the nights are approaching. We look at high school-aged gentlemen who stand in for Zack Randolph at Blazers Edge, and we are reminded that at our cores, we are all impersonators, we are all empty men. This image was lost some time after publication, but you can still view it here. Ron Artest may no longer be with us, but his presence is felt, even it means living on through black agate text on a solid white unpretentious background. YAYSports! mystery of Who Shot Mamba? remains one of the more pressing issues of our time, though ... what is our time, if not a construct of our own belief system? What Kant called "the maxim of your actions." Though that might have been "angle of the dangle." Advertisement Who is the Hope? Who lies in wait as the next Gerry Cooney of the NBA? Jones On The NBA has the answer. The answer must come from within. The answer must come from Kenyon Martin's arm, or perhaps in Pat Riley's whooping crane action. 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At their October meeting, assembled European trade leaders got a stern warning from Nobel Peace Prize laureate Aung San Suu Kyi. She told them, "Youth unemployment is a time bomb."
The same day, Pope Francis called youth unemployment one of "…the most serious of the evils that afflict the world these days…"
In Europe, the rising tide of idle young people has governments in near panic. In Spain, an estimated 56% of those younger than 26 years old are without jobs. In Greece, that number is more than 62%. Bernadette Segol, the chief of the European Trade Union Confederation, told her colleagues, "Twenty-seven million [young] unemployed in Europe see no light at the end of the tunnel, only the light of a high speed train ready to run them over."
Elsewhere, high unemployment rates among young people are seen as the powder keg which helped spark Arab Spring uprisings and ongoing unrest in the Middle East. Leaders and investors there are rightly worried too.
In the U.S., the situation is better but by no means good.
A report issued this month pegs the U.S. out-of-school yet out-of-work population at more than six million – or about 15% of our workforce. According to the latest U.S. employment statistics, more than 22% of Americans between 16 and 19 are not working.
And those numbers are growing.
Earlier this year Joseph Brusuelas, a Senior Economist at Bloomberg, estimated the U.S. youth unemployment pinch will cost us $18 billion over the next ten years. Brusuelas also said, "That really underestimates the true nature of the problem. My gut tells me that (the cost is) much larger."
While Europe is rushing an $11 billion youth employment spending package to action, no similar spending solution is under credible contemplation in the States. And even if it were, a government spending package alone won't put pay checks in the pockets of young people.
If we're going to succeed in combatting what some are calling a 'failure to launch,' we need places for them to land. Finding and growing those options will require a great many programs, policies, investments and ideas.
A popular idea has been focusing on and incentivizing education in so-called STEM fields – science, technology, engineering and math. Preparing today's students for where we think the jobs will be in the future. It's a good start and it's logical that learning those key job skills will help make some students more suited for some future jobs.
But we can do more.
While we're teaching people to be better employees, we should also invest in teaching them the mindset, coupled with the skills, to be innovators and entrepreneurs. Developing the ability to recognize opportunity and giving young people the tools to capitalize on those opportunities empowers them to take ownership of their future in ways which directly link education to real-world success.
Best of all, we know it works.
A survey of graduates from the Network for Teaching Entrepreneurship (NFTE) programs around the globe shows that those who received entrepreneurship training stayed in school longer, were employed more and made more money than their counterparts.
In the ten largest cities where NFTE training is offered, high school graduation rates are between 57-78%. But in those same cities, 89% of those who had entrepreneurship training graduate. And those who have completed entrepreneurship training report earn 50% more than the national average – $38,000 annually as compared to $24,000.


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You can petition Gerber all you want, but as long as they're owned by Fiskars and stationed in China, nothing of substance is really going to occur.
Am I the only one who wants to buy a non serrated, non-coated, wasp blade, cats tongue grip mark 2 with a real tang that goes through the whole handle, and is made from some decent steel?
The wasp blade mark 2 is, in my opinion an incredibly attractive knife. In fact it's probably the most attractive of all production daggers imo. Sure it's not a good utility choice. But I've wanted one since I was a kid. By the time I was old enough to get one they were discontinued. Recently I've been on a dagger kick and was of course checking out the new mark 2 only to be disappointed by the ugly serrations, cheap steel, inch long tang, and coated blade. there's just something about the wasp blade profile in non-coated shiny steel, with nice clean lines unbroken by a set of useless serrations. Come on Gerber give us a decent mark 2!
You can petition Gerber all you want, but as long as they're owned by Fiskars and stationed in China, nothing of substance is really going to occur.
Yeah I know it's not likely but wouldn't it be nice. It sucks to see such a beautiful knife with so much history go down the toilet.
The steel is fine for a combat dagger. You don't need edge holding ability on a dagger. You need toughness & the ability to take a fine edge.
I'm a dagger nut too & have several Mark 2s & the wasp blades with cat's tongue handles are my favorites. They're just not going to go to the trouble of having someone hand grind those curves onto the blade anymore. The QC went down too.
The first new Mark 2 I got had the blade angled to the side noticeably. You owe it to yourself to get one of the older ones. Let me know if you're looking for one of those wasps.
Ontario and SOG both make affordable daggers with a passing resemblance to the MK2, but one edge is serrated while the other is plain. But you can get both for about the price of a single MK2.
Yeah the old ones are awesome but as of now I can't do it. Just bought a HD fat bob and the lady would be pissed to say the least if I bought another toy just yet. So those wasp blades were all hand done?
True even the low carbon steel in a sharpened rr spike would work fine for a combat knife, especially a thrusting tool like the mark 2 but I still want good steel. It's available to them so they should use it. Even just a limited run of high end mark 2's in the midtech price range to cover hand grinding. I'd preorder one.
I just recently put my shop together and have been making my first knives. Haven't had the confidence or skill to try a dagger grind yet much less a wasp dagger grind but once I build up my skills enough I'm going to try making a wasp bladed dagger like those early mark 2's. They just have a flow to them. It's like the corvette stingray of the knife world.
There is a custom option for about $250, maybe a bit less if I remember right. Rudy Pattay does a custom Mark 2 in ATS-34 with a full tang, handle epoxied to tang, & silver soldered guard. The one in the picture has an aluminum handle but I have a couple with micarta & the balance is better.
Only if it comes in a Bear Grylls version that I can buy at Walmart for <$40.
The 70th Anniversary edition is exactly what you are looking for, except that the tang is likely still a stick and was a limited edition release. An alternative option is to look into the Gerber Command II but it was also a limited release, has serrations on one side at the tip end, and isn't a true symmetrically double-edged dagger.
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Pentax Optio RZ10 Review
The Optio RZ10 offers the same value for money as other recent Pentax compacts, combining the main attraction of a 10x zoom lens with a small and easy-to-use design. Sadly the below-par image quality and no-frills approach make the RZ10 hard to recommend.
The RZ10 is an inexpensive travel-zoom camera that fits inside a trouser pocket yet is versatile enough to cover everything from landscapes to up close and personal candids. As a cheaper alternative to mostly more full-featured rivals, it makes perfect sense for the point-and-shoot user who doesn't need the added complications. While it won't turn heads either with its looks or specification, the RZ10 is nothing if not refreshingly pared back to the essentials.
Unfortunately the RZ10's image quality is something of a let-down, particularly when shooting in anything less than perfect lighting conditions. The relatively slow ISO speed of 200 suffers from visible noise, smearing of fine detail and loss of colour saturation, with all three problems getting progressively worse as you work your way up the range to the true top speed of ISO 1600. If image quality is higher on your shopping list than features or price, then look away now.
Which leaves cost as the Pentax Optio RZ10's saving grace. A street price of around £170 / $200 is remarkably good value for a straightforward, well-proven travel-zoom camera that delivers most of what most people will actually need. It's just a shame about the pictures that it produces...
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Theatre is all about the suspension of disbelief, but even so, it is stretching it a little when Martin Jarvis, a sprightly 72, declares his character to be 29. Indeed, all of Lucy Bailey's cast are similarly mature. And why not? We've already had several septuagenarian Shakespearean lovers: now Bailey gives a seasoned cast – including Jarvis as Jack, Nigel Havers as Algernon, Cherie Lunghi as Gwendolen and Christine Kavanagh as Cecily – a run at Wilde's consummate comedy.
It's a great idea, but it needs an onstage raison d'être, so Bailey and writer Simon Brett have come up with a framework, turning the comedy proper into a play within a play. Here we are in a charming Arts and Crafts home (elegantly realised in William Dudley's design), whose owner is a member of the Bunbury Players, an amateur dramatic group devoted to Wilde. The conceit is that they, though being a little long in the tooth, are about to perform The Importance of Being Earnest for the umpteenth time: what we are watching is their dress rehearsal.
It does come into its own towards the end, but to begin with this is a pretty laboured set-up. There's some limp and fairly unfunny Noises Off style business with ill-timed sound-effects, vanishing props and ill-fitting costumes. "Real-life" issues, such as romantic entanglements, petty personal jealousies and alcoholic performers, are raised, but not entwined into the script, and you need sharper one-liners if you are going to match up to Oscar Wilde's epigrams. You lose too the impact of the scintillating, but scathing mockery of the snobbery and hypocrisy of Victorian high society.
There are dividends, however: such as Siân Phillips, who is to be Lady Bracknell, quietly practising her intonation for the notorious "handbag" line. And once the production gets into its swing, the play takes over and you see the point: gradually the setting, the age of the actors and the extraneous carry-on melt away.
The set pieces are enjoyable, but most remarkable is the fact that you begin to root for the characters. By the final scene, with Phillips admirably conveying the calculating little mind behind Lady Bracknell's stentorian pronouncements, and the two couples hanging on her decisions, Wilde's comedy about double lives and pretence has allowed the actors (real and fictitious) to become foolish young lovers again – in short, to celebrate that suspension of disbelief. That is smart and delightful; it's just a shame that the supporting framework isn't sounder.


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I first started this thread on another board, and got lots of suggestions for terms to add. I've also cut out most of the swearing in deference to this board's guidelines. Any further suggestions for appropriate terms can be added.
Abdominal Protector - the Abdominal protector is another term for the 'box', and is commonplace in some cricketing countries. It is not a particularly correct term, as the box does not protect the abdomen at all. It does, however, try to ensure that you are still a tenor and not a soprano.
All out – The team is all-out, when ten players are dismissed. However, a team can also finish batting when only five are out, although this only happens if another five of them have had to retire hurt after receiving injuries from the gentleman fast bowlers of the West Indies (ask Sunil Gavaskar about 1976).
All-rounder – An all-rounder is a player who can both bat and bowl / or bat and wicketkeep / or bowl and wicketkeep (although this last category is quite rare as they tend to get buggered running up the pitch faster than the ball). An all-rounder should be worthy of his place in the team for both aspects of the game, however, England have perfected the art of selecting players who aren't worthy of selection for either aspect. Australia have recently started a similar trend, picking Shane Watson. He does have the ability to think and talk, although not at the same time.
Appeal – For a batsman to be given out, the fielding team must appeal to the umpire. The umpire will raise his finger (no, not that one) in the air if he feels the batsman was out, or shake his head and mutter "oh bugger off, that wasn't even close" if he feels it wasn't out.
Arm ball – The arm ball is a delivery from an off-spinner that is designed to confuse the batsman by not spinning. This has been perfected by Nathan Hauritz.
Ashes – The Ashes are the trophy that the Australian and English teams play test cricket for, in spite of the fact that the English refuse to let the grubby Australians actually get their filthy mitts on the actual Urn. The trophy originated from 1883, when Australia beat England at The Oval . A mock obituary of English cricket was put into a newspaper, which said, "The body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia." Naturally, the Ashes now reside permanently in England.
Backing up - Backing up is when the non-striker walks towards the other batsman as the bowler comes into bowl. The bowler has the option to stop in his delivery stride, not deliver the ball, and then walk away laughing (see Fernando – World Cup 2007). Another definition of backing up is when the fielders try to prevent overthrows after another fielder (often Michael Clarke) hurls the ball with gay abandon somewhere in the vague vicinity of the stumps in a futile attempt to run a batsman out. Teams from India and Pakistan still struggle to understand either definition of backing up.
Backward – Backward is often used in relation to Merv Hughes. It can also indicate a fielding position is a located a bit behind the normal place. Backward point is therefore a bit finer than normal point.
Bad light – Bad light can either be the saviour of a team, struggling to prevent a loss, or the bane of a team trying to win. Either way, it is the province of idiot umpires to make stupid decisions about when to go on or off (see World Cup Final 2007).
Bail – A bail (usually pluralised as bails) is the bit of wood that sits on top of the stumps. It is also what Dennis Lillee had to come up with after Ian Botham took a flight from Brisbane to Perth after a big night on the town.
Ball – The ball used in cricket is really hard, and really hurts if it hits you in the nuts. It has a pronounced seam around the middle, which means it can move all over the place, making the likelihood of getting hit in the crown jewels extremely high.
Bat – The bat is the instrument with which the batsman attempts to pound the ball into next week. There are specified sizes for the width of the bat, but interestingly not for the length. It is made out of a special type of wood (willow) and is very expensive.
Bat-pad – Bat pad is a fielding position usually reserved for either the youngest guy in the team, or someone who the captain has just found out is playing around with his missus behind his back. It is located too close to the batsman on the leg-side.
Batting order – The batting order is the sequence with which players go out to bat. Better batsmen go in higher up the order, except in the case of Graeme Smith. The worst batsman in the team goes in last, and isn't expected to contribute significantly to the score. Glenn McGrath managed to fulfil this role perfectly, however, Stuart MacGill is showing good skills in this area also.
Beamer (or Beam Ball) – A beamer is a head high full-toss, aimed directly at the bugger of a batsman who just had the temerity to hit the bowler for a boundary. It is not considered sporting, but neither is preparing batting paradises that don't give the bowler a fair chance.
Best bowling – Best bowling is a term used for when a players takes the greatest number of wickets in an innings in his career. For example, Glenn McGrath has better test bowling figures of 8-24 than Wasim Akram, whose best bowling was merely 7-119.
Block – The block is a defensive shot used by weak batsmen who don't have the balls to try and smack the ball for a six. England has had a lot of great 'block-artists', who made careers out of not playing any shots at all.
Bodyline – Bodyline was a Tactic employed by that BASTARD Douglas Jardine during the 1932-33 Ashes series. His goal was to try and kill Don Bradman, as Bradman was simply the greatest batsman of all time. He instructed his bowlers to bowl at the batsman, rather than the stumps. Australian captain Bill Woodfull made one of the most famous cricketing quotations of all time during this series. He was hit over the heart and when the English manager came into the dressing room to check on him, Woodfull quietly said "Get off out of our room you stuck-up English toffee nosed git or I'll shove my bat up your rear end". Controversially, this quote was leaked to the media, although they cleaned it up a little as was the trend of the time.
Bouncer – A bouncer is a ball that pitches in the middle of the wicket, and is designed to intimidate the batsman by rising towards his chest or head. Unfortunately, the batsman can often smash the cover off the ball over the boundary if the bowler isn't quick enough. Stupidly, I (sorry, the bowler) tend to then try another bouncer, with the same result.
Boundary – The boundary signifies the edge of the playing arena. Any ball hit over the boundary on the bounce counts for four runs, and if it is hit over the boundary on the full, the batsman gets six runs. If a batsman hits a boundary off a fast bowler, it is highly likely that he will get a bouncer next ball.
Bowled – Being bowled is the most spectacular means of being dismissed (unless you are the batsman). This is when the bowler manages to get the ball to hit the stumps, strewing timber all over the place. It is also traditional for the bowler to then do an impression of an aeroplane as he runs towards the keeper.
Bowling crease – The bowling crease is a line at the end of the pitch. Since the change to the front foot no-ball rule, it serves no purpose whatsoever. Somewhat like Shane Watson really.
Box – The box is the most important piece of cricketing equipment. It is the first thing any young boy should buy, although be wary of the creepy guy that offers to custom fit it for you. There is nothing worse, I repeat NOTHING worse, than being hit in the balls without a box on. Something that is close, however, is having to borrow someone else's box, especially if it is still hot and sweaty. Please buy your own.
Bye – A bye is scored when the balls hits neither the bat nor body of the batsman, but the two batsmen still managed a run. It is also the final words of many a bowler to a batsman after a dismissal. Usually, bowlers would say "Well played Sir. What a jolly fine innings. I hope you do equally well in your second innings", but is sometimes condensed to 'bye' in hot weather.
Captain -The captain of a successful team is required to be part psychologist, part inspirational speech maker, always leading batsman (cause bowlers are naturally too dumb to ever be made a captain), part relief bowler (or comic relief bowler in the case of Graeme Smith) and all-round legend. A capacity not to break down in tears (like Kim Hughes) is also useful if you want to move towards the traditional career in the commentary box after retiring.
Carrying his bat – An opening batsman is said to have 'carried his bat' if he bats the entire innings while all ten of his team-mates are dismissed. Carrying your bat is either the result of a great individual batting performance, or really poor support from your team (or frequently both).
Caught – Being caught is the most frequent method of a batsman being dismissed. Unfortunately for some bowlers, some cricket fans consider that it is not considered a legitimate method of dismissal, and a bowler who has a high percentage of batsmen caught is considered lesser than another bowler who gets players lbw or bowled.
Chinaman - the term chinaman is used to describe the standard delivery of a left arm leg-spinner. It is believed to have derived from the bowling of Ellis Achong, a left arm leggie from the West Indies of Chinese descent. With the current state of political correctness, any further information in relation to this term has been banned under the United Nations Human Rights and Anti-Descrimination legislation.
Chinese Cut - This is an alternative name for the french cut.
CFLS - CFLS is an acronym of "Cheat Finding a Loophole in the System". This term is not wide-spread, and limited to a few knowledgable cricket lovers. It refers to players who cunningly bend or manipulate the laws of the game, without actually breaking them. W.G. Grace was the first truly famous CFLS, however, there have been many since. Sri Lanka's Fernando is the most recent addition to the CFLS family.
Cover – Cover is a fielding position between point and mid-off. Frequently the best fielder in the team is positioned in the covers.
Covers – The covers are either the area of the field that the cover fielder patrols, or alternatively the old and holey pieces of tarp. that are dragged onto the pitch if it rains. They can also be used for bedding on a big night after your team has just won the grand final and you are too drunk to drive home.
Cow corner – The most productive shot in cricket is the slog to cow corner. It is located over the head of mid-wicket.
Cow shot – Any shot that involves a wild heave in the general area of the ball is likely to be aimed at hitting the ball to cow corner. This shot is referred to as a cow shot, and players who do it a lot are called cowboys. A successful cow shot needs to be accompanied by a shout of "Yee – Har" or the boundary doesn't count.
Cross bat – Most cow shots are played with a cross-bat, where the bat is parallel to the ground. Cut and hook shots are also cross-bats shots. I had a cross bat once – it was terminally annoyed that I could never middle the ball and the unfaithful bugger eventually left me for Adam Gilchrist.
Cut – The cut shot is played to a short ball outside the off stump and is meant to hit the ball somewhere between cover and fourth slip (depending upon the placement of fielders). The ball can also be cut, by judicious use of bottle tops, pen knives or even fingernails. Cutting one side of the ball like this causes it to swing all over the shop, but some 'purists' without a sense of humour (i.e. former batsmen) claim it is against the laws of the game (which, technically it is, but screw them).
Declaration – A captain can choose to finish his side's innings by declaring. This means that the team forfeits the right to continue batting, and they instead take the field. It is often used by captains to try and setup a win, or simply to settle a score with a player that has bugged them (e.g. Graeme Hick must have done something pretty significant to Atherton, as Mike once declared with Hick on 98 not out).
Did not bat – This is the terminology used when a player did not bat. The origins of this term are lost in the past, and no-one can quite understand where this mysterious phrase is derived from.
Dot ball – A dot ball is one that is not scored from. It is also called a maiden ball, but only by teams when they are coping an absolute flogging.
Draw – A match that does not end in a win to either side is called a draw (unless it is tied). Five days would appear a long time to play without a result, but we are talking about a game invented by the English.
Drive – A drive is a shot that hits the ball back past the bowler. An off-drive goes to the off-side of the stumps, while an on-drive, as the name implies, goes to the leg side.
Duck – When a player is dismissed without scoring, they are said to have scored a duck. If a player scores a duck in both innings of a match, they are said to have got a 'pair'. If they get five consecutive ducks, they are called Ajit Agarkar.
Economy Rate – The economy rate is the average number of runs a bowler concedes an over. It is another useless statistic considered irrelevant when comparing two bowlers, especially when one is from Pakistan and gets more players out bowled (which naturally makes him better than any other bowler).
Edge – An edge is when the ball comes from the side of the bat, rather than the middle. Any idiot can consistently hit the middle of the bat – it takes a truly talented batsman to manage to hit the very edge of the bat as often as I did.
Eleven – There are eleven players on a cricket team. Why? Who knows. But it is not a coincidence that 42 is exactly 3.81 repeater times 11.
Extras - Extras are composed of byes, leg-byes, wides and no-balls. Mr X Tras is often the top-scorer in many games.
Ferret – A ferret is the worst batsman of all, as he is considered to go in after the rabbits. Glenn McGrath, Mike Whitney, Bruce Reid and Shane Watson are all examples of ferrets.
Fishing – Fishing has been made more popular by players such as Hayden and Symonds, who spend their off-field time mucking about in the ocean. Unfortunately, Symonds has taken this passion to the highest level, as he is usually out fishing in cricket as well, a dismissal that occurs when you playing at a wide ball with the bat well away from the body. It is also considered 'providing catching practice'.
Flight – Flight is the ultimate weapon that an off-spinner can possess. It is characterised by a gently arcing delivery, spun down with infinite patience and gile, dipping short from the batsman at the last minute. Nathan Hauritz has taken flight to a new art, flying from Queensland to NSW.
Flipper – The flipper is bowled by a leg-spinner, but rather than spinning, it shoots through faster and lower than the batsman would think. First popularlised by Cec Pepper, it has certainly spiced up the repertoire of many a leggie.
Footwork – The way a batsman moves his feet while playing a shot is referred to as his footwork. Some batsmen have predominantly front-foot techniques, like Ricky Ponting, while others like Geoff Boycott were back-foot players. Sachin Tendulkar is one of the few players who is genuinely balanced between the two, while Virender Sehwag overcomes the problem by just not moving his feet at all.
French cut – A French cut is one of the most productive shots in cricket, but one hard to master. It involves deliberately striking the ball of the inside edge of bat down to fine leg, while deceiving the fielding team by pretending to actually hit it through the covers. This massive piece of deception is very difficult to pull off, and cynics sometimes believe it is down to luck rather than skill.
Full toss – A full toss is a ball that arrives at the batsman without hitting the pitch. If bowled by a spinner, it often fails to hit the ground at all, with the batsman whacking it over the boundary for six. A full toss by any bowler is considered a bad ball, however, if it is a high full toss from a fast bowler (i.e. a beamer), it is then considered a very bad ball.
Gardening – To be a real batsman, you must walk down the pitch to poke and prod the ground between deliveries. This is called gardening, and no-one quite knows why you do it. But you must comply, or people won't take you seriously. Just don't make the mistake of asking your fellow batsman why you do it. They won't know either, and they won't appreciate you making them admit it.
Gate – The gate is the swinging gap in the fence that you walk through to get on and off the field. It is also the space that batsmen leave between their bat and front pad when playing a shot. Being bowled through the gate is when a ball comes back into the batsman and passes between the bat and pad, leading to players wondering "what the hell happened then – I'm sure I had that covered."
Glance – the glance is a delicate shot played to balls on the leg stump, and glides them towards fine leg. It was made popular by the great Ranji. A glance is often also exchanged between batsman and fast bowler after a boundary has been hit, however, these are usually neither fine nor delicate.
Gloves – As mentioned previously, the cricket ball is very hard. Additionally, fingers are very soft. Therefore, batsmen were padded gloves on their hands to prevent bones being smashed. It may be useful to know that they don't always work (ask Nasser Hussain).
Golden Duck – Golden duck is usually served with a nice green salad, and a pinot noir. It is also when a batsman is dismissed by the first delivery they receive. Which is rarely celebrated with either food or wine (unless you are the bowler).
Guard – A batsman will mark his position on the popping crease so that he knows where his stumps are. This is referred to as "taking guard" and is achieved by asking the umpire to indicate where the stumps are in relation to the cricket bat. Taking guard is very important, as not knowing where your stumps are can lead to quite embarrassing situations in which you let a ball go, which then smashes the stumps down, resulting in you looking like a right royal plonker (see Michael Clarke V New Zealand 2007 World Cup).
Gully – Gully is a fielding position located between the slips and point. It is usually manned by lunatics, as it is a position close to the bat and the fielder is expected to catch balls hit at a million miles an hour from full blooded cut shots. My fourth finger on my right hand still doesn't bend due to fielding in the gully once too often.
Handled the ball – One of the strangest ways to get out is handled the ball. This occurs when the batsman touches the ball with his hands, but when his hands are not in contact with the bat. Technically, picking a stationary ball up and throwing it to a fielder can be considered as handling the ball, but in reality, no-one other than Sarfraz would ever appeal for this.
Harrow drive - like the french (or chinese) cut, the harrow drive is another shot that only very skilled batsmen are able to perform. It is very similar in technique to the french cut, with the batsman assaying a massive cover drive at the ball, but instead trying to hit the ball down to third man. If you get this wrong, it can turn into an unintentional french cut, and the opposition will know that you are a complete fraud.
Hat trick – A hat trick is usually performed at university, and it is when you manage to get a root three nights in a row. For it to be considered a 'true' hat trick, it should be with three different women (or men if that takes your fancy). In cricket, it is when you take three wickets in three consecutive balls, but this is far less impressive.
Helmet – Helmets are worn on the heads of sooky batsmen to prevent them being killed by the bowler. They have now become standard equipment for all batsmen. They now provide a suitable target for bowlers to try and strike. Dennis Lillee is believed to be the first bowler to successfully ping a batsman wearing one.
Hit the ball twice – Like handled the ball, hitting the ball twice is one of the more obscure ways to get out. It occurs if the batsman, having hit the ball once, then strikes it away for more runs. I have seen players given out this way in indoor cricket. They were attempting to stop the ball going onto the stumps, and in the process, whacked the ball into the side net. Suckers.
Hit wicket – Hit wicket is one of the most satisfying dismissals for a fast bowler. It occurs when he manages to get the batsman to accidentally fall onto his stumps while playing a shot (or avoiding a really good bouncer).
Hook – The hook shot is played to a short-pitched ball that is meant to smash the nose of the impudent batsman. Many teams possess a good hooker, but rather than having Julia Roberts available for all and sundry, they instead have someone adept at really annoying fast bowlers.
Howzat? – This cry is likely to ring across all cricket grounds with monotonous regularity. It is a diminutive of the following statement "Dear Mr Umpire, I would like to formally put forward a petition, hereby signed by my fellow players, that requests you indicate with your finger your immediate and strong support to our plea for the forthwith departure of the batsman to the nearest pavilion" (or failing that, the brick outhouse that we change behind).
Injuries – Injuries to players in cricket happen reasonably frequently during the course of a game. Shane Watson is taking injuries to a whole new level, and managed to recently pull a muscle playing chess (although, as it was his brain muscle, it didn't hinder his performance at all). A runner can be used if a batsman is injured, whereby a batsman simply stands and hits the ball, and has some other silly bugger do all the running for him. In theory, a batsman is only allowed a runner if he is genuinely injured during the course of a game, however, a certain Sri Lankan captain in the past felt he should have always have a runner simply cause he was too fat and unfit to actually do it himself.
Innings – An innings is either the time an individual batsman spends at the wicket, or collectively the time the entire team has to bat. Strangely, the time spend fielding is not known as an outings. Outings in cricket circles are limited to the Kiwis going to the beach at night time and getting mellow with the weed.
Inswinger – An inswinger is a delivery that comes back in the air towards the batsman from outside the offstump. The goal of an inswinger is to either bowl the batsman through the gate, or, more commonly, strike the batsman a really painful blow either on the inner thigh or, worse still, the groin.
Jaffa – A jaffa, as all movie goers know, is a hard, round and red piece of confectionary with good aerodynamics. It bears some resemblance to a cricket ball (if you ignore the fact that they are of different sizes and construction, and not many people eat cricket balls), and a very good delivery is often referred to a jaffa. Similar terms include a "peach", a "good nut", a "pearler", and "what the hell did that hit?".
JAMODI – Jamodi was a famous cricketer from the deepest jungles of Cornwall. He only played on rare occasions, and is best remembered for his willingness to imbibe deeply of the amber fluid between deliveries. He believed that a quick game was the antithesis of what cricket was all about, and that any match which concluded before five days was just a joke. Some wags have also claimed, however mockingly, that JAMODI is actually an acronym of Just Another Meaningless One Day International. These people have no sense of history.
Jellybeans - Jelly beans are a type of lolly that comes in many different colours. They are about the size and shape of a bean, and have a soft centre primarily made of sugar. Their main use is for throwing at batsmen, or for 'accidently' leaving in the crease for the striker to trip over. Interestingly, Let Them Eat Jellybeans was a compilation album released by Alternative Tentacles in the early 1980s.
Krikkit - According to Douglas Adams, Krikkit is a planet that existed totally in isolation from the rest of the universe. It is only included here because I couldn't think of any good cricket terms that started with K.
Laws – People sometimes refer to the rules of cricket. These people should be soundly spanked, as everyone knows cricket has a set of 42 laws, not rules. The laws can basically be condensed into the following summary – 'Get your retaliation in first.'
LBW – LBW is short for leg before wicket. This is a dismissal that occurs when the batsman is struck by the ball on his pads in front of the stumps, and the umpire, however foolishly, believes it may have been going somewhere near the stumps. Any relationship between being dismissed lbw and the alleged blindness of the umpire is directly relational to whether you are the batsman or bowler.
Leggie – a leggie is a bowler that spins the ball from right to left. They achieve this spin usually through some quite bizarre contortions of their body. Leggies are traditionally expensive, but take lots of wickets. They also have problems in managing to keep track of their mobile phone text messages.
Leg-bye – Leg byes are scored when the ball hits the batsman, rather than the bat, and a run is taken. Interestingly, the ball doesn't need to strike the leg, indeed it can be any part of the batsman's body. They are usually scored off the pads though, as if the ball hits you anywhere else, you tend to be writhing on the ground in pain rather than thinking of running.
Leg side – The leg-side is the side of the field behind the batsman as he faces the bowler (i.e. his "bottom" side of the ground).
Leg stump – the leg stump is the third of the three individual stumps that make up the wicket. It is located on the leg-side.
Long – A fielding position is considered to be 'long' if it is located on the boundary. Long-on and long-off are the mid-on and mid-off positions moved back towards the fence. Some commentators also use the phrase "deep long-on" just to emphasis how crap the bowler is, and how amazingly far the fielders need to be from the batsman to try and stop the boundary.
Long hop – A long-hop is either a short-pitched ball which is clouted for six, or a cunningly disguised delivery which results in a catch on the boundary.
Maiden – A Maiden is an over in which the batsman does not score a run, and there are no wides or no-balls. Jokes about "bowling a maiden over" have been officially banned under the Geneva Convention.
Match referee – Increasingly, the most important official in the game is not the umpires, but rather the match referee. This individual is responsible for overseeing an entire match, and has the fun job of dealing with any disciplinary issues that may arise. The main criteria for becoming a match referee is a thick skin and clear knowledge of who pays your wages.
Mid-off – Mid off is a fielding position between the bowler and cover. Traditionally, the fielder who can't find his bottom with a map is hidden at mid-off.
Mid-on – Mid-on is similar to mid-off, except the fielder is on the leg-side of the batsman. Mid-on is slightly more prestigious than mid-off, as the mid-on fielder can often be required to try and catch skiers from an attempted pull or hook shot. Nonetheless, it remains pretty much the reserve of no-hopers and Michael Kasprowicz. For some reason, I spent a lot of time fielding at either mid-on or mid-off.
Mid-wicket – Mid-wicket is another slightly confusing term, as it refers to the fielder who is located between the square leg umpire and mid-on. If you wish to be pedantic, it is roughly half-way down the pitch, but approximately ten metres away from it.
Middle stump – The middle stump is the second of the three stumps that make up the wicket. It is located, perhaps surprisingly, in the middle of the off and leg stumps. The best part about the middle stump is that, when knocked out of the ground by a fast bowler, it often leaves the off and leg stumps standing in a reasonable approximation of a rude two fingered gesture.
Nets – In order to practice for a game, most players partake of a net session. This involves practice on a pitch, which is enclosed on three sides by netting or wire. Nominally, this enclosure is to prevent the ball travelling too far away, but in reality, the number of holes in the netting reduce this effect. Practice pitches don't tend to receive the same love and attention that the central square does, often resulting in conditions that are slightly skewed towards the bowler. The first net session of the new season is highly anticipated, however, the day after the first training run is also accompanied by difficulties in raising your arms above shoulder height. And sneezing or coughing is a real bugger.
New ball – The start of an innings is symbolised by the bowling team using a brand new ball. Cricket balls, as previously mentioned, are very hard. They are also bloody expensive. Fast bowlers with a new ball all seem to adopt a uniform facial expression (escaped psychotic mass-murderer), and like to check whether there is any bounce in the pitch.
Nightwatchman – a Nightwatchman is a tail-ender sent in towards the end of the day to protect a lily-livered cowardly sook of a top-order batsman. Not only do bowlers have to toil away getting all the wickets, they are then expected to make sure the batsmen are protected from any risks. Cricket is definitely a batsman's game.
No-ball – A no-ball is usually called by an umpire when a bowler fails to ground some part of his foot behind the front crease. The more interesting interpretation of a no-ball comes when an umpire feels a players is cheating by 'throwing' the ball, rather than bowling it. Umpires are not allowed to call bowlers for throwing anymore, however, unless they have a post-graduate qualification in Applied Mathematics and Global Lorentzian Geometry.
Non-striker – "Non-strikers, or scabs and blacklegs, are the scum of the earth. They fail to understand the concept of unity, and the rights of the worker against the capitalist bastards. Non-strikers fail to recognise one of the Greatest Evils of Capitalism, is the Fact that most People are BLINDED by their PRIDE, which is a Requirement for Capitalism to even Work! In Fact, without Great PRIDE, there would not be any such System of Greed: because People would be Humble and Honest Enough in Order to Confess the TRUTH; and the Truth is that Capitalism is DOOMED by its own Greedy Nature: because there are LIMITED Natural Resources from which Capitalism draws its Strength! In other Words, when we RUN OUT of Natural Resources –– such as Oil, Gas, Coal, Wood, and Grains –– we will be in a Capitalist's Pickle Barrel, you might say, and no one will be Able to figure out HOW to Escape from it: because our Hands will be Tied by a Lack of Natural Resources, while everyone's Teeth will be Dissolved by the Vinegar of Capitalism, if they Attempt to Feast on it: because it is a Perfect Recipe for Economical Disaster and Spiritual Suicide!"* Non-strikers are also the player at the opposite end of the pitch to the batsman facing.
*thanks to http://www.thepeacock.com/Money/A_Li...m_Volume_1.htm
Not out – If the fielding team appeals, but the umpire does not believe the batsman has infringed upon any law, he usually responds by saying "not out". It is not clear why most umpires indicates a player is out with a gesture, but verbalise their opinions for not outs.
Obstructing the field – Yet another of the really cool ways of getting out. This occurs when a batsman deliberately obstructs the fielding team's attempt to get him out. An example of this is when a batsman is standing out of his ground, and deliberately hits the ball to prevent it hitting the stumps. A far funnier one is when the batsman hits the ball straight up in the air, and as he runs down the pitch, he yells out "MINE" at the top of his voice. That worked for me once, but I nearly got lynched by the fielding team in the process. Luckily, they didn't know about the 'obstructing the field' law.
ODI – ODI is the acronym for One Day International.
Off-break – An off-break, or off-spinner, is a delivery that the bowler spins from his left to right. Any bowler who attempts to do this is known as an off-spinner, even if they don't actually turn the ball at all. Australia has produced a number of off-spinners who specialised in not spinning the ball at all.
Offer the light – When the umpires feel the light is too bad to continue playing, they 'offer the light' to the batsmen. This is quite a weird expression, as it probably should be 'offer the dark' instead.
Off side – the off-side is the part of the ground that the batsman faces towards as he prepares to receive the ball. The term 'off' is thought to have originated after the cut shot was developed. The air in the vicinity of any player who 'cuts the cheese' is quite 'off', and therefore the side of the wicket that a ball is struck from a 'cut' shot became known as the 'off'.
Off stump –the final stump of the mighty triumvirate that makes our wicket. As clever readers can deduce from the name, the off-stump is located to the off-side of the middle and leg stumps.
On side – the on-side is another term for the leg side. Some people have asked why there are two names for the 'on' or 'leg' side, but only one name for the 'off' side. History reveals that there is actually a second name for the off-side. Offside and onside are a natural synergy, and there was also a matching term for the opposite of the legside. Unfortunately, the "penis-side" never made it into popular usage for some reason.
One-day specialist – A one-day specialist is a derogatory term for those players with insufficient talent to make it in test cricket, the highest and purest form of the game. To be called a one-day specialist is a kiss of death for a player's test career (although it hasn't hurt Andrew Symonds at all).
One short – When the two batsmen run up and down the pitch, they must successfully touch either their bat or a part of their body behind the crease. If they fail to do this, the umpire will signal 'one short' by tapping their right hand on their right shoulder. Following this gesture, the two umpires are required to yell out at the top of their voice for about five minutes to alert the scorers, as the scorers never expect this to happen.
Openers – Openers are the batting equivalent of kamikaze pilots. They are required to go out and face the oppositions opening bowlers, who are armed with a very hard new ball. Opening batsmen are, by definition, usually as crazy as the opening bowlers. For some reason, opening batsmen are not allowed to use nightwatchmen. This privilege is restricted to the rest of the batting lineup.
Out – A player is deemed to be out, when the umpire says so. Technically, the fielding team needs to appeal to the umpire for any dismissal, however, it is not commonplace to see fielding teams having to appeal when the batsman's stumps are scattered in all directions.
Owner-Operator – A person who is a good puller is often known as an owner-operator. Duncan Fletcher is an example of a prime owner-operator, however Ricky Ponting and Graeme Smith aren't far behind in those stakes.
Over – An over is a series of six legal balls in succession. A no-ball or wide does not count towards the total of six. The umpire will call 'over' when he believes that six legal balls have been delivered. However, it is not uncommon for the umpire to lose count, and five and seven ball overs are not that rare in lower grades.
Overthrow – An overthrow occurs when the fielding team throws the ball with a little too much enthusiasm at the stumps whilst trying to affect a run-out. Technically all cricketers are taught to backup the fielder on the other side of the field, but in actuality this rarely happens.
Over the wicket – A bowler is said to be bowling over the wicket when their bowling arm comes over between his body and the umpire / stumps.
Pace bowler – a fast bowler is also often called a pace bowler. If they are any good, pace bowlers are also often called psychotic bastards. But if they suck, they are either called cannon fodder or James Anderson.
Pad – The batsman wears two pads, one on each leg. They used to be made from cane and canvas, but are now produced from lightweight space-age polymers that can predict the future. They protect your legs from being smashed to bits by psychotic pace bowlers.
Pinch-hitter – the pinch-hitter, like in baseball, is a batsman promoted up the order in an ODI to try and smash a few balls out of the park. It rarely works.
Pitch – the pitch (NOT TO BE CALLED THE WICKET) is the area of the ground on which the bowler and batsman face off. It is traditionally grass, although other surfaces such as concrete and matting are common in lower grades. It is usually 22 yards (or 20.18 metres) long, and ten feet wide. The pitch appears much shorter than 22 yards when facing a real quickie.
Playing for his average – (also known as a Boycott). A batsman is said to be playing for his average if he tries to remain not out (and therefore boosting his batting average). This can be achieved by either taking singles towards the end of the innings (thus leaving tailenders exposed) or by refusing to hit out when quick runs are needed. Lots of English players are good at this, although Steve Waugh also appeared guilty of this sin at times.
Point – What is the point of this A to Z of Cricketing Terms? Beats me. Point is also a fielding position that is located at 90 degrees to the batsman on the off-side.
Popping crease – the popping crease is located four feet in front of the otherwise irrelevant bowing crease. The bowler must ground some part of his foot behind the line when bowling, and the batsman must touch some part of his body or equipment over the line for a run to be scored. It is called the popping crease, as the batsmen are often forced to perform extreme contortions around the popping crease to avoid being stumped, and these moves are very similar to "popping" dance style made famous by the Electronic Boogaloo Lockers in the 1970s.
Pull – Many Australian players are considered to be fine pullers. Ricky Ponting in particular is known around the world as a complete and utter puller. However, Graeme Smith is also gaining a strong reputation as one of the biggest pullers of all time. See Owner-Operator. Richard Hadlee also had a bit of a reputation in this area, and the Australian crowds showed their respect for him with the "Hadlee's a puller" chant.
Quickie – Another term for fast or pace bowlers. Every team needs a quickie to put the fear of death into the opposition.
Retired hurt – If a batsman is injured during the course of his innings, he is allowed to retire hurt. He is able to then either resume his innings upon the fall of a subsequent wicket, or cowardly hide in the pavilion if the bowling is too nasty. There is a movement among certain anti-sledging campaigners for a 'retired - feelings hurt' option for sooky batsmen, but we hope that this is unlikely to succeed.
Return crease – The return creases is the two lines located either side of the pitch, four feet from the middle stump. The only purpose to this line is to prevent the bowler going too wide, however, the rule strangely relates only to the placement of the bowler's back foot.
Reverse sweep – the reverse sweep is a shot made famous by Mike Gatting. It entails the batsman attempting to hit the ball onto the off-side, but instead merely edging it onto his pads, being caught behind, and losing the World Cup.
Reverse swing – Reverse (or Irish) swing is when an old ball suddenly starts to move in the opposite direction to what normal swing does. While reverse swing has been subject to many wild accusations about ball tampering, it is perfectly possible to get the ball to reverse swing by normal means (such as breath mints, fingernails, bottle tops or a pocket knife). If a player from the sub-continent achieves reverse swing, they are clearly cheating. If a player from England does so, it shows their amazing skill and ability to adapt to the conditions.
Round the wicket – A bowler who delivers the ball with his bowling arm on the far side of his body (with respect to the stumps) is said to be bowling around the wicket. Naturally, due to the placement of the stumps, bowlers must either bowl over the wicket, or around the wicket (unless you are Colin Croft, in which case you may try to deliver the ball after running over the umpire first).
Run – a run is the basic unit of scoring in cricket. Every time the batsman successfully run up and down the pitch, they are rewarded with a run. Ranatunga attempted to introduce a new scoring system, involving a 'walk', but this failed to catch on.
Running between the wickets – when the batsmen decide to try and score a run, they are said to be running between the wickets. This process of deciding to run involves a simple process of negotiation, referred to as 'calling'. Running between the wickets has five basic calls 'Yes', 'No', 'Wait', 'Bugger' and 'Sorry'. It does get more complicated, as the intonation of these calls is particularly important, and can carry additional meaning. An example of this can be seen through the following exchange between two batsmen;-
'Yes, wait, no, Yes? YES!, NO, NO, NOOOOO! Bugger! BUGGER! BUGGER!…….. Sorry.'
Runner – A runner can be used when a batsman is injured during his innings, and can no longer run. Its main purpose is to add a third dynamic into the whole 'running between the wickets' environment. With three different opinions on whether a run is possible or not, there is often the need for a mid-wicket conference to determine a clear consensus.
Run out - If, whilst attempt to score a run, the batsman does not ground his bat over the popping crease, and the fielding side is able to break the wicket with the ball, the batsman is considered run out. Being run out is one of the most frustrating methods of dismissal, however, it does come with the satisfaction of always having someone else to blame.
Scorer – In order for a game to be played, someone needs to actually keep count. This person (or persons, as there are usually two) track the scoring of each team. It is traditional for each team to provide one scorer each. It is also traditional for the two scorebooks to never quite tally up, leading to an incredible amount of headscratching and confusion towards the end of the match.
Seam – The cricket ball, in addition to the previously noted states of hardness and colour, also possesses six rows of stitching that holds the two halves of the ball together. It is also gives bowlers something to grip onto. In higher class games, the ball is a 'four-piecer', with additional seams (not raised however) splitting each half into quarters. If you can get your fingernails under these half-seams and raise them slightly, you can get the ball to do all sorts of stuff. Not technically legal, but heaps of fun if you don't get caught.
Selectors – the selectors are a bunch of guys whose eyesight and judgement are only slightly better than the umpires. Being a selector is a thankless job, but there are always power-hungry megalomaniacs that put up their hand for it, regardless of the level of play.
Shooter – a shooter is a delivery that hits the pitch, but then fails to bounce more than shin height. If a bowler could do it on purpose, they would take enough wickets to make Shane Warne jealous.
Sightscreen – The Sightscreen is the board situated on the boundary directly behind the bowler. Its purpose is to assist the batsman to pick the ball up against the background. I never saw the need for them myself, but that is possibly due to the fact I didn't watch the ball anyway.
Silly – Silly is added to the front of fielding positions (such as silly mid-on) when they are located suicidally close to the batsman. Contrary to popular belief, the prefix 'silly' is not a reference to the famous cricketing town of Silly in Burkina Faso, but rather the village of Silly (also known as Opzullik by Dutch speakers) in Belgium.
Single – a batsman is said to have scored a single when they successfully score one run. A batsman who scores a series of singles one after another is said to be building a picket fence.
Six – The most satisfying sight in cricket (well, for the batting side anyway) is when a ball soars gloriously over the fence on the full. The batsman is credited with six runs, and the umpire gives a silly signal by holding both hands above his head. There have been many noted six hitters including Gilbert Jessop, Learie Constantine, Chris Cairns, Ian Botham, Adam Gilchrist, Shahid Afridi and Chris Tavare.
Skier – A skier is a ball where, in a misguided attempt to smite a six, the batsman instead hits it straight up in the air. In theory, this should present an easy dismissal for the fielding team, but in practice it often results in highly amusing situations in which three or more fielders all look at each other and the ball lands safely in the middle.
Sledging – Contrary to the beliefs of many modern cricket fans, sledging has existing in cricket for centuries, and is not the sole province of Australians. Many historical examples of players abusing each other verbally can be found going back the days of the Hambledon Club in the mid 1700s. The term 'sledging' is relative recent, and is derived from the phrase 'subtle as a sledgehammer'. Kumar Sangakarra is the reigning world champion at sledging, just edging out Graeme Smith and Chris Gayle.
Slip – Slips are located behind the wicket on the off-side, and are expected to catch edges from the batsman. The fielding position of slip is a particularly diverse one. In test cricket, the slip fielders are the players with the fastest reflexes and best eyesight. In lower grades, the slip fielders are traditionally the old farts who cannot run far anymore.
Slog – A slog is similar to a cow-shot, where the batsman aims a wild swipe at the ball. Lots of fun, but doesn't always come off.
Soft hands – The phrase 'soft hands' is used a lot by ex-players who have made their way into the commentary box. It is a reference to the wimpy current day pansies who use hand cream, cologne, moisturisers and blush before every game. Shane Watson is an example of this appalling trend towards sissyness, but he is only following in the footsteps of Damien Martyn.
Spinner – a spinner is a slow bowler that attempts to impart revolutions onto the ball as it travels through the air, resulting in it changing direction sharply on landing. That is the theory anyway, however, Ashley Giles had a quite long career for England as a purely slow bowler without ever bothering with the spin component.
Square – the square is the location of the turf pitches on a ground. As turf pitches wear over the duration of a match, there has to be a number of different pitches available to the curator over the period of a season. Some test grounds like the Adelaide Oval have as many as ten or twenty different pitches, and yet they still can't manage to find one that is fair to both bat and ball.
Square leg – A fielding position is said to be square if it is located at right angles the batsman and pitch. Square leg is located directly opposite point. When the umpire needs a rest at the end of the over, he moves to square leg and has a quick kip.
Sticky wicket – In the past, pitches were not covered when it rained. This meant that a team could be forced to bat on a wet pitch. When the sun comes back out, the pitch starts to dry out and it became almost impossible to bat on. This type of pitch was referred to a sticky wicket. Useless bowlers can suddenly appear to be world-beaters. It is therefore unfortunate for South African spinners that sticky wickets are no longer seen at test level.
Strokemaker – A strokemaker is a batsman that is attractive to watch, and plays stylish shots. Traditionally, strokemakers were seen as fast scorers, however, strike rates are now showing this up as a fallacy. Supposedly stodgy players like Justin Langer often have a faster rate of scoring than a pretty player like Mark Waugh. It just doesn't look as nice.
Stumped – A batsman can be stumped when, whilst trying to strike the ball, he leaves the safety of the popping crease and the wicketkeeper successfully removes a bail with the ball. I was only ever sent in as nightwatchman once – I was stumped third ball for 12.
Stumps – the stumps are the three bits of perpendicular wood (usually ash) that the batsman must protect from the bowler.
Sundries - sundries is the correct term for 'extras'. In many countries the term extras has gained popularity, but it is simply wrong and should be discouraged, with violent means if necessary. The origin of the word 'sundry' comes from the combination of the words 'sun' (meaning not English) and dry (also, coincidentally meaning not English), and was coined in deference to the great English tradition of using their pads rather than their bat.
Sweep – sweeping is quite simple. It has five key components. Firstly, you must choose an appropriate broom for the task at hand. Rough floors will probably be cleaned better by a broom made with natural fibres, while synthetic brooms are suitable for smoother floors. Secondly, you must pick a place to start sweeping from. The Sweeping School of London teaches the "sweep from the edge into the middle" technique, however, the Washington Greater College of Sweepers and Cleaners prefers the "move the dirt from one end to another" system pioneered by Thug in 8,499 B.C. The third step of successful sweeping is the actual cleaning stage. It is important to always keep the broom in contact with the ground. Slowly and carefully drag the broom towards your body – you can either use a short and fast action or a longer and more deliberate motion. Don't try to go too fast too soon, and wait until you are confident with your technique. The fourth stage of sweeping is collecting all the dirt. Use your broom to arrange the rubbish into a pile, and then sweep this pile into a dust pan. For heaven's sake, don't try to do this too rapidly, or you could suffer the potentially fatal 'dust billow', where dirt can be accidentally pushed back into your face. The final stage of sweeping involves putting all the equipment back where you got it from, so that it is ready for the next time you wish to experience the joys of sweeping.
Swing – swing occurs when the bowler is able to swerve the ball through the air prior to it bouncing. There have been many famous exponents of swing bowling including Alec Bedser, Alan Davidson and Wasim Akram. Swing bowlers can be devastating in the right conditions, but they can also turn into Jimmy Anderson (i.e. cannon fodder) if the ball isn't swinging.
Test – a test match is the highest pinnacle of the great game of cricket. It is between two international sides and is played over five days. The number of teams entitled to play test cricket is limited, with only nations that have demonstrated their capacity to perform at the highest level allowed to compete. The exceptions to this rule are Zimbabwe and England.
Third man – the player who is located on the boundary in a line behind the gully fielder is said to be at third man. The term 'third man' is derived from the 64th position in the Karma Sutra. Enough said really.
Tie – a tie is a when a game is not won, lost or drawn by either team. Makes it all seem a bit pointless really.
Timed out – Definitely the coolest way to be dismissed. The incoming batsman has two minutes from the fall of the previous wicket before he must appear on the field, or he can be given 'timed out'. I have a recurring dream in which I am due to bat after three quick wickets have fallen, and I cannot find all of my equipment. I am madly searching for my pads, box and gloves, and the umpires are holding up a large watch to indicate my two minutes are nearly up. I spoke to a Freudian psychologist about this, and evidently I have some issues with my mother.
Timing – perfect timing is achieved when you manage to get out the back door, just as her parents are coming in through the front. It requires particularly good hearing, and a capacity to keep your ears open (in spite of some quite serious distractions taking place on other parts of your body) for tell-tale noises of impending disaster.
Top-spinner – Tops are usually made from wood, although recent experiments with plastics and Kevlar have also been successful. Some of the top-spinners over the past decades include Don Winters, Fred Mills, Dwight Paulson and, the father of top-spinning, Jim Schreiber. A top-spinner is also a ball delivered by a leg-spinner that doesn't spin. It hurries onto the batsman, and often bounces more than expected. What this has to do with wooden toys is beyond me.
Toss – the toss is a very traditional part of cricket. The two captains go to the middle and the home captain throws a coin into the air. The opposing captain has to call either 'heads' or 'tails' in an attempt to guess which way the coin will land. The captain that wins the toss is then entitled to choose to either bat or bowl first. Winning the toss should not influence the outcome of the game, but it sometimes does. Winning the toss, sending Australia in to bat at the Gabba, and then losing the match is a sure-fire way to lose the Test captaincy.
Twelfth man – aka a big loser.
Umpire – the umpire is the man who arbitrates and rules over the game. In order to become a successful umpire at international level, you need to have a very thick skin, failing eyesight and hearing, poor posture, and some cool dance moves when the score is on 111 (or 222, 333, 444 and so on). Why anyone would chose to become an umpire of their own volition is beyond me. While I am assured it is a rumour, I have reliably heard that most umpires in local cricket are there as a result of a court enforced community service order due to a combination of beer and a lack of public urinals.
Underarm – Underarm bowling refers to a style of delivering the ball whereupon the player releases it in a manner reminiscent of a lawn bowler. This was once the norm, however, some sheila who thought she knew better than men started bowling over-arm (well, side-arm anyway) and it caught on around the world. Technically, under-arm bowling is still legal, except in ODI games between Australia and New Zealand.
Use his feet – a batsman is not required to remain stationary at his stumps. If he chooses, he can move up and down the pitch as the bowler delivers the ball. This is called 'using his feet'. It is more commonly used against spin bowlers, however, Kevin Pietersen has also shown it can be used (albeit not successfully) against faster bowlers. Pietersen is also trying to combine using his feet with a new 'using his chest' technique, but this appears unlikely to gain much support.
Walk – A batsman, bereft of his mind, may voluntarily choose to leave his wicket upon appeal from the bowling team, thus relieving the umpire any need to do anything. This is called 'walking'. Adam Gilchrist is famous for walking when he believes he is out. Ricky Ponting is famous for making Gilchrist walk back to the team hotel after the Australian wicketkeeper stupidly did this at a crucial stage in a World Cup semi-final.
Wicketkeeper – the wicketkeeper is the fielder who stands directly behind the batsman, and whose task it is to catch the ball if the batsman either misses it, or chooses not to hit it. The wicketkeeper has specialised equipment to help him perform this role. It includes small pads, a box and well padded gloves to catch the ball with. The wicketkeeper position is a specialist one, and if you wish to play for your country, it requires considerable skill to perform successfully. Not that this stopped Geraint Jones.
Wide – a wide is a delivery that, in the opinion of the umpire, the batsman is unable to play a legitimate cricket shot at. This is an interesting definition. I unsuccessfully argued that every ball I faced from a certain quickie should be called a wide. As I couldn't even see the ball, there was no way I could play a legitimate shot at it. The umpire rejected this logic, so I had to be content with playing a wild slog at the next ball and 'accidentally' letting go of my bat in the general vicinity of the bowler. The fact that he ducked and it hit the umpire is in no way my fault, and this is the line my solicitor will be taking at the appeal hearing.
Wrong'un – the wrong-un is a delivery that, whilst looking like a normal leg-spinner, actually turns the opposite direction. If the batsman fails to recognise the deception, he can be made to look foolish. Unfortunately, if he does pick it, he can often launch it onto the roof of the grandstand.
Xavier Tras - Xavier is a consistent scorer in lower grades of cricket, and can often be the top-scorer. A much under-rated player. He usually performs especially well against teams from the sub-continent.
Yorker – a yorker is a ball that is aimed to land on the popping crease on the full, and slip under the batsman's blade. Performed correctly, it is very hard to hit. It can be hard to bowl though, and will often instead turn into a tempting delivery that is smashed out of the park.
Zooter - I don't quite know what a zooter is. I think it is a Red bull and vodka mixed together and served ice-cold. It is only here cause I needed a 'Z' word to finish this A to Z of Cricketing Terms off.


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Although Gillian Anderson's attendance was confirmed by the Official Gillian Anderson website on Wednesday (June 26), this is the first full confirmation that Duchovny would in fact be joining her. The Unofficial SDCC blog first reported the news on Wednesday, July 3. Michael Schneider, the moderator of the panel, confirmed the news to the blog.
If last year's "Firefly" 10th anniversary is anything to go by, fans of "The X-Files" should plan to line up for Ballroom 20 early. SDCC hasn't announced when it will open lines on Wednesday (attendees can't even pick up passes before then), but it's likely that the line for "The X-Files" will begin shortly after that.
In addition to the "X Files" panel, Anderson at least will also take part in the "X-Files" Comic Book panel on Friday (July 19) and will sign autographs at the Lightspeed Fine Art Booth (dates and times TBA). There is no word yet on whether Duchovny will follow suit.


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Futurama: The Perils of Mind-Switching
Tonight's episode was proof that switching bodies with someone else is never as fun as Freaky Friday makes it look. The machine asks an important question: would you switch bodies with a 180-year-old man just to pig out on snacks?
Tonight's episode was written by Ken Keeler, a mainstay from the early days who has written some of the funniest episodes there are. While not as science-fiction-fascinating as the other episodes this season, it was awesome. For a die-hard fan though, it's very odd seeing other voices come out of these characters. These are my close personal friends here!
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