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Posted: 24 Sep 2013, 06:51
Good Morning Teamies
Busy day of shopping to get / finish all the wedding day needs / supplies.
Truth is..."I AM NOT" big on shopping
I may not be going to the gym, but I will most definitely be getting in my steps today.
Went to dinner with my Daughter & family last night, we went to pizza hut, for the children, god do I feel bloated this am! Extra lemon h2o for me today.
Mondays Points = 5 & Steps = 6933
Have a beautiful day all
Eat Clean...Get Lean...Never Look Back!!!
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Posted: 24 Sep 2013, 07:42
Morning Sandra & Sassies,
My commute this morning was an hour and half and I am exhausted. One stalled bus and a few rain drop creates much havoc on the highways here.
Happy Happy that my jury duty for today was cancelled. Going to get a few more things tidied up in the office and start preparing for month end. Maybe I can stay on schedule this month.
Here's to hoping.
Steps yesterday - 7,779 and six points
Off to see what I can get into, ha ha!
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Posted: 24 Sep 2013, 08:32
Morning Pam, Sandra & Sassies!
Well I actually got my workout in yesterday - not including the teaching of classes. I did legs & attended a friends Zumba class. She officially kicked my butt with the squats! It's always good to do something different in routine when you're an instructor because your body gets used to the same workout all the time. Anyway, good to get back to my strength training and I was surprised that I was still able to push 60 - 75 pounds when I haven't trained for a couple of weeks!
Points = 6
Steps = 14,360
Water = 96 oz
Tracked = y
Sodium = 2642 (little high - no wonder I gained a pound overnight!)
Fiber = 30
Exercised = y (strength/legs)
Snacked = n
Today I have to hit the books hard because I didn't get any studying done at all yesterday!
Have a great day everyone & drink your water!
Megan - Aka
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Posted: 24 Sep 2013, 08:39
Morning everyone......
Busy here, trying to get yard cleaned up, big job!! Started a new yard project too. My hubs hates to hear the words..."I have a vision"!! It involves rocks. With me having a weight restriction right now, he's doing alot of it. Fortunately most of the rocks are about the size of your fist, so I can move those around!
Yesterday.....My weight stayed the same, got my water in. Exercised, arms, bike, hoop, and in the yard. 6 pts!!
Hoping everyone has a great day!!!
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Posted: 24 Sep 2013, 08:46
Good morning Sassies!!!! I am one sore sassie this morning!!!! Yesterday I started Fitness Blender. They have videos on youtube and they are great. The one I did yesterday was only 37 minutes so I thought it would be a breeze...NOT!!! I almost threw up! lol. Lots of jumping jacks and constant movement! This are my types of workouts so it was challenging yet fun. I think I will do the 30 min low impact video tonight and alternate between the high impact and low impact for the rest of the week. I feel great!!! Below is the link to the video workout i did last night!
Track: Y
Steps: 7510
Exercise: Y
Sodium: Y
Fiber: Y
No snack: Y
Total: 6 points!!!
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Posted: 24 Sep 2013, 10:05
Morning Sassies!!
I've been missing for a few days. The weekend was busy with Taylor here and yesterday after work, I went out with some friends. I'm glad I am off today. I need a rest day. I am going to get my haircut this afternoon and then visit with my sister for awhile. I hope I can get in some steps as I will be driving for about 3 hours.
Sat - 6471/ 6
Sun - 6659/ 6
Mon - 6532/ 5
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Posted: 24 Sep 2013, 10:41
I just read something that said 'You are Not a dog, stop rewarding yourself with treats'
Tried to eat good yesterday, but lots of potty breaks in a long drive gave me the munchies. Need to clean out today! I did get in 80oz of water, not including some oj and ice tea! I am not including anything in my water measurement except water. (before I included my ice tea.)
Hope to walk the dogs later. That pup is so strong that it is an exhausting battle. Maybe dog park first?
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Posted: 24 Sep 2013, 11:37
Good morning Sassies! Man oh man is it hot again!! And the Santa Ana winds have started to blow so of course a fire broke out last night about 30 miles from me...can see smoke.
Did better yesterday with getting my head back in the game...got in 4 walks & did PT. Can't wait for PT tonight with Monica.
Donna-I watched The Voice too & loved it. Wish I could sing!
Sheri-oh yes, I'm also working on not beating myself up over mistakes.
Sandra-I hate shopping too...thank heavens for the internet!
Pam-I start jury duty Monday Sept 30...hope all I have to do is call in, the idea of having to just sit all day is scaring me.
Brenda-I bet your yard looks great
Danielle-I'll check out that video
Coffee in hand & time to work,
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Posted: 24 Sep 2013, 11:48
Just checking in to say hello. You are all so busy and I just sit or lay down! ugh so sick of this. After this week of PT we will see if I get cleared to drive. Not sure yet I have not even walked on my leg. Guess what I'm gonna do now..................go lay down. ha
Success is achieved and maintained by those who try-and keep trying!!
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Posted: 24 Sep 2013, 12:29
Kat: I have decided to do the Fitness Blender 8 Week Fat Loss Challenge starting Oct. 1. I will try to post the videos each day for those who want to join me!
Quitting is NOT an option!
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Posted: 24 Sep 2013, 13:07
Morning to all
steps Monday = 8667 points 5
today went to clean my moms, done
got some groc done
painting cupboard fronts 1 coat
cleaning attic roof reno mess started
ugh snack break & tea
Danielle keep us posted
new day new start
Sandra family is always a good time
Pam great steps your still ahead of me good job
Anne that is so true, why do we do that?
Sheri I do many of my chores that way, kill two birds with one stone they say, like this morning painting cupboards, before moving spots I did 10 squats in between....
Michelle hello
Susan , I can feel your frustration.....maybe PT will say time to weight bare and get some resistance back on it.......
ok off to go up in attic now while 1st coat drys.......
enjoy your day sassies....
Today I will take it 1 minute at a time !
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Posted: 24 Sep 2013, 13:07
Checking in!
Monday - Total points 4, Steps 14,936
Still working on getting that fiber in!!
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Posted: 24 Sep 2013, 15:02
Morning teamies,
Woof! I do like rewards. I think I need to work on that. Today its raining here. Fortunately I decided to go to the gym this morning to get myself out of my funk. Did cardio and strength feel much better.
Danielle, way to change it up.
Denise, Loved the voice.
Megan, Are those 65-70 lbs are they on a machine or free weights?
Brenda, Can u vision my backyard Gwen destroyed it.
Susan, U have guns from the crutches!! Feel for u! Now you,ll be dying to work out right.
Here,s to weddings and no jury duties, Laurie
I want to be a free spirit in a grown up life!
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Posted: 24 Sep 2013, 15:20
Week3 Focused Finishers
Battle of the Megans!
1)Megan 2.04% and 2.8
2)Meg 1.37% and 3.0
3)Sandra 1.03 and 1.4
4)Michele .63 and 1.2
5)Anne .34 and 1.0
Way to keep on keeping on.... It,s not how u start it,s how u finish!
Hoot for all the women who post and keep this thread going yahooooo!! Focus ! U got this!!
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Posted: 24 Sep 2013, 15:44
Sherry have fun tonight with your friends. days off are awesome...
Leslie keep trying for the fiber it is good for digestion system......
cupboards doors on bottome painted light grey , now grease hands from son won't show up so bad......
attic done.....
making panzerottis for my men
and taco salad for my self............
Today I will take it 1 minute at a time !
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Posted: 24 Sep 2013, 18:54
4911 on steps and 4 pts
home tomorrow!
Philippians 4:13 "I can do all things through Christ who stengthens me."
"First we form habits; then they form us. Conquer your bad habits or they will conquer you." ~ Robert Gilbert
Destruction takes away what's true and pure; and only leaves pretend....
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Posted: 24 Sep 2013, 19:22
I got 6 points. Just squeezed out 4,108 steps. Ugh
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Posted: 24 Sep 2013, 19:36
Evening Sassy Ones! Head's definitely in a better place. Already got in 4 walks, still have PT with Monica, healthy lunch that I brought, 86 oz of H2O (floating away).
Daniell-I'm in, what I can do I will!
Susan-hang in there, you'll be chasing the kids around in no time.
Gotta go...PT & then night 2 of The Voice!
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Posted: 24 Sep 2013, 19:41
Hello All,
Monday 6,329 and 5 points
Sandra, hope you got all you needed to be completed.. Happy Wedding
Pam, Hate when traffic causes such a start to the day.. Hope you turned it around.
Sherry, Hope you got your nap in and a great visity with the Sis.
Anne, Love your statement, I will need to write it down.. Snacks.. LOL
Danielle, You are one motivated Sassy.. Don't know if I could do those..
Susan, sorry no weight yet.. I'm sure its around the corner.. Hugs **
Off to finish watching NCIS
Went to gym tonight right after work.. Feel good, Dentist tomorrow..
Talk to you all later.
This is not a diet, it is about a life journey, I am committed and I will succeed!
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Posts: 1,453
Posted: 24 Sep 2013, 19:51
Donna the voice is on too again it is awesome.
Congrats to all loosers way to shed it.......
Today I will take it 1 minute at a time !
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Joining Jerry Mathers in the original cast of Leave It To Beaver were: Barbara Billingsley (1915-2010) as Beaver's mother, June Cleaver; Hugh Beaumont (1909-1982) as his father, Ward Cleaver; Tony Dow (born 1945) as his brother, Wally Cleaver; and Ken Osmond (born 1943) as troublemaking chum Eddie Haskell.
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Christina Harris doesn't believe kindergartners should have homework. So at the beginning of her son's kindergarten year, she flat-out told the teacher he wouldn't be doing any.
"I don't believe that there's any use for it," said Harris, of Federal Way, Wash. "I think that's a complete waste of childhood."
A grassroots parents movement has taken hold in recent years calling for less — or at least better — homework. Books like "The Case Against Homework" (Crown, 2006) and "The Homework Myth" (Da Capo, 2007) have argued that too much of today's homework is mindless busywork that takes away from family time and does not improve academic performance. Homework's critics argue that kids should instead be reading for enjoyment, exploring and being creative.
Many school officials are taking note.
But how much homework is too much?
One standard that many school districts are turning to is the "10-minute rule" created by Duke University psychology professor Harris Cooper. The rule, endorsed by the National PTA and the National Education Association, says kids should get 10 minutes of homework a night per grade. A first grader would have 10 minutes of homework each night; a fifth grader 50 minutes.
Cooper said the amount of homework in America actually hasn't changed that much over the past 50 years except that there has been an increase in the amount given in the early grades.
Attitudes towards homework go in cycles, he said. After the Soviet launch of Sputnik in 1957, he says, there was a drive toward more homework because it was thought that the United States was falling behind. The same happened in the mid-'80s, and again in recent years.
If a child is doing homework effectively but it seems to be taking too long, Cooper suggests that parents approach the teacher in a non-confrontational way, as a collaborator in the education process.
Kerry Dickinson, a Danville, Calif., mom of two, took that advice a step further. She asked other parents what they thought about homework, then she and a friend met with the school district's director of curriculum and instruction. She got a call days later saying the San Ramon Valley Unified School District was forming a task force to rewrite homework policy.
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"I think what I'm most happy about is this dialogue has started in this community about rethinking accepted homework practices," she said. "That's the most important thing, that we don't always accept the status quo in education."
Some Danville parents, however, thought the old homework policy was fine.
Mary Grace Houlihan, who has two teenagers, says attempts to limit homework can amount to lazy parenting: "At what point do you start saying, whoa, I decided to be a parent and learning doesn't stop at 3 o'clock?"
In her home, she said, homework often turns into a family discussion. Learning outside the classroom is necessary for students to be accepted into major universities, says Houlihan, whose daughter was just accepted to Princeton.
Cooper's research found that practice-style assignments in elementary school, such as learning number places and vocabulary, do help improve unit test scores, but found little or no connection between the amount of time spent on homework and academic achievement. Homework does help secondary students overall and on tests, he said.
Other places that have wrestled with the homework question recently include Broward County, Fla., where the school board recently approved the 10-minute rule, and urged teachers to assign academically challenging work, but not too much. An elementary school in Glenrock, Wyo., implemented a no-homework practice in fall 2007.
In Vermont, the Colchester School District now makes homework count for only 10 percent of a grade, instead of the previous 40 percent. And no longer are kids kept in from recess if they don't do their homework.
"It helped us really define what our purpose is," said Gwen Carmolli, Colchester's director of curriculum and instruction. "Our purpose is to help students understand the concepts they're learning at school. But we shouldn't give homework just to give it."
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Baumgartner expects to reach a top speed of 690 mph (1,110 kph) and break the sound barrier with only his body.
Project managers announced Tuesday the attempt will take place Oct. 8, a delay from August.
"I feel like a tiger in a cage waiting to get out," Baumgartner, 43, said in a statement.
He jumped from 18 miles (29 kilometers) in July. This time, he hopes to break the all-time record of 19.5 miles (31 kilometers) set in 1960.
Baumgartner's capsule was damaged in the latest practice jump and had to be repaired and retested. A giant helium balloon will lift the pressurized capsule with Baumgartner inside, dressed in a pressure suit.
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I am looking for some frags/ small colonies of tabling acros. Do you have many in at the moment? Additionally are you able to get in green Plerogyra sinuosa?
Thanks in advance.
Incidentally do you plan on doing anymore frag nights? I understand they must've been a lot of work for you, but I found them highly enjoyable.
Looking for some tabling acros
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There should be a frag night sometime in the future but just don't have time at the moment,can you give jas a bell about the corals you are after and if not in stock we will try to get them in soon.
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Hi guys,
I did a speedpainting of this, but I felt like elaborating on it a bit more than a speedpainting. So here's something I did between 2-3 hours in Photoshop CS 2.
Hi guys,
I did a speedpainting of this, but I felt like elaborating on it a bit more than a speedpainting. So here's something I did between 2-3 hours in Photoshop CS 2.
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wow thats really nice.. you did a great job.. I like the color you used for the water as well.. would love to see more. oh, and dude or dudette your site rocks!
Mainloop- man i must be dyslexic.. cuz i thought you asked how many people are on lsd
Yes, this is really nice. Great job
This is very lovely Annisahmad, I'm always partial to boat paintings. Great work for the short time spent. I like the soft lighting, color and the texture you have.
oh wow. I can't draw boats for the life of me. That's an awesome piece! keep up the good work!
thanks guys. i appreciate it
http://conceptart.org/forums/showthread.php?t=66735 <-- The Sketchbook
Awesome work.
Only thing I see kind of clashing, in my opinion, is how the sky is so balanced with the purple/blue and the clouds, but the water is all one major color, which makes it look kind of lifeless to me.
All in all, I'd buy that, it's a really great painting.
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pretty dope man!
always good to see something different from the normal sci-fi/photoshop post. very refreshing.
really good, and yeah a refreshing subject.. nice mood set by the composition.. i think the mountain range in back is too saturated, could use some more of the blue in the sky to gray it down some... almost a tangent between the rolled up sail and the top of the mountain.. sorry dont know any boat terminology.. good post
wow, i really like your website design, did you do that as well?
I just took a second look at the painting... nevermind what I said about the water, it's perfect.
Took a look at your website, the art and the site itself are equally awesome!
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looks nice,
maybe the boat could use more detail
but everything looks good
i like the clouds too
thanks guys, I really appreciate the kind comments.
IanE> thanks for taking a second look. You're right in a sense, though. I have overlooked any reflections, even if they should have been minor. But I thought choosing a color between blue and green would take care of that .
Main Loop> You're right about that. I was trying to blend them in, but kept myself from doing so instinctively.. don't know why.
Gregory> Thanks. I did not make the website, though. I got a close friend to do it who's a great website designer! if you want, check out his site; www.gigapromoters.com
once again, thanks guys
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Green Bay Packers Receiver, Old Spice Guy Greg Jennings Selling House
Greg Jennings wants you "Believe in Your Smellf." He also wants you to buy his house in De Pere, WI. With his status with the Packers in question and free agency on the horizon, the Old Spice spokesman has listed his home in suburban Green Bay for $525,000.
Property records indicate that No.85 purchased the home in 2006 shortly after being drafted 52nd overall out of Western Michigan. Just a 15-minute drive away from Lambeau Field, Jennings' home offers 4,788 square feet of living space with five bedrooms and five baths. Recent updates saw the addition of a spacious master suite with hardwood floors, which features a spiral stairway leading to a walk-in closet and spa-like master bath, while a spacious lower level boasts a large family room with a built-in bar, putting green and theater room.
A six-year NFL vet with the Packers, Jennings has amassed over 6,100 yards receiving and 49 touchdowns during his tenure in Green Bay. The Pro Bowl wideout made over $6.6 million (signing bonus included) in the final year of a 4-year, $27 million deal signed in 2009. He is expected to be one of the more coveted free-agent receivers this off-season.
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The numbers are familiar and the story has become routine. The number of Catholic schools in the United States and the number of students enrolled in those schools are in decline.
This time of year, especially, as parish councils, school boards and diocesan offices begin planning for the next academic year, the announcements of school closings become almost routine. And no matter where they are closing -- Dubuque, Pittsburgh, Miami or Baltimore -- the reasons cited are nearly uniform: declining populations in older urban areas, dwindling parish membership and tuition increases that put the cost of a Catholic education out of reach of low- and moderate-income families.
Throw into that mix the two years of economic downturn and you have what Jesuit Fr. Joseph O'Keefe calls "a perfect storm" of bad times for Catholic schools.
U.S. Catholic school enrollment reached its peak during the early 1960s when there were more than 5.2 million students in almost 13,000 schools across the nation, according to statistics from the National Catholic Education Association. The 1970s and 1980s saw a steep decline in both the number of schools and students. By 1990, there were approximately 2.5 million students in 8,719 schools.
Hope emerged in the mid-1990s when, although schools kept closing, enrollment across the national network of Catholic schools saw steady, albeit small increases. However, from 2000 until now school closings continued and enrollment declined by 17 percent. The most seriously affected have been elementary schools.
This is tough time to be in Catholic education, said O'Keefe, dean of the Lynch School of Education at Boston College. "Sometimes I get very discouraged." School closings are sad and heartbreaking, he said. "It's a dying process and it's hard."
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He has great empathy for pastors and bishops who often bear the brunt of parents' anger when a school is closed. Bishops and pastors aren't heartless, O'Keefe said. "The fact is, they don't have the resources to [keep all schools open]."
O'Keefe isn't predicting the end of the Catholic educational system in the United States, but he also says, "It can't be business as usual. ... It's a reinvention, a reinventing of the whole system. That's really what it will take."
This time of reinvention is also a period of experimentation. Many models of new Catholic schools are being tried.
"The structures of schools that are emerging are very different from the traditional parish structure," O'Keefe said. He cites as an example a project he is working on with the Boston archdiocese. Three parish schools are being closed in two towns, Lawrence and Quincy, Mass., and next fall, one new school will emerge -- one school that can draw on the resources of three parishes.
That is a trend O'Keefe sees increasing, even in areas where Catholic populations are growing. "They'll no longer be parish schools, but they'll be Catholic schools, part of a diocesan system," he said.
Charter schools
One alternative model emerging is to convert Catholic schools to charter schools. Charter schools are private schools that can use public money to educate students. Under this model, schools would shed their "explicit religious identity" but maintain a "Catholic philosophy."
Seton Education Partners (www.setonpartners.org) is dedicated to preserving urban Catholic schools, which it describes as "a national treasure." Among the resources the organization has available is a series of reports called "Catholic Schools Become Charter Schools," which can guide church leaders and Catholic educators exploring the charter school idea.
One of the most promising "Catholic" charter school experiments was in the Washington archdiocese. A story in The Washington Post earlier this year described it: "In 2008, the archdiocese of Washington gave up control of seven of its financially struggling inner-city schools, stripping down crucifixes and turning the facilities into secular charter schools in three months. Dozens of teachers and hundreds of students departed; 1,000 new students signed up.
"The reincarnated schools walked a fine line between staying secular and capitalizing on Catholic schools' reputation for quality inner-city education. The schools made clear that God wasn't part of the picture but focused their curricula on character values and 'moral virtue.' And many parents flocked to the schools because they believed their children would receive a free parochial education."
The future of those schools is uncertain, however, after Congress voted to stop new applications in the D.C. Opportunity Scholarship Program, a federally funded school voucher program for District of Columbia students.
Cristo Rey schools
Cristo Rey is a network of 24 Catholic schools (www.cristoreynetwork.org) that aims to serve urban high school youth with a college prep education. It began as a single Jesuit high school in Chicago in 1996. A cornerstone of the schools is their work-study program. Each student does part-time, entry-level work for a sponsoring business, which pays the student's wages to the school. Money earned goes to offset the real cost of the student's education and the student gets early exposure navigating the corporate environment.
O'Keefe said that Boston College psychologists studied the Cristo Rey model and found that its work-study program "not only brings in money but it creates a level of creativity and maturity that really bodes well for long-term success in college and beyond. That is a great model."
But it is also a limited model, he said. "It can't be scaled up," he said, because job placement opportunities are limited. "But it is great for what it does; there is no doubt about that."
Another stellar performer among successful urban Catholic schools is the NativityMiguel Network for middle schools (www.nativitymiguelschools.org). Founded with Jesuit and Christian Brother inspiration in 2006, the network is comprised of 64 schools serving more than 4,400 students in 27 states. The school's intensive curriculum incorporates evening and summer programs. It is a highly successful model -- 90 percent of the schools' alumni graduate from high school -- but not the model for all Catholic middle schools.
According to O'Keefe, the best lesson learned from the Cristo Rey and NativityMiguel schools is not exactly what they do but how they do it. He means the networking: "We would be able to benefit from the experience of the people who came before us even though each particular community has its own culture and identity and what have you. ... It is innovation and creativity and then doing networking around best practices."
Catholic universities
According to O'Keefe, Catholic universities are also getting mightily involved in preserving the Catholic school tradition and helping Catholic schools move into the future with vigor. He points to a number of examples:
- Last September, Indiana's University of Notre Dame and Seton Education Partners cosponsored a symposium, "Financing At-Risk Catholic and Faith-based Schools: Exploring Alternatives to School Closure."
- This September, Boston College and Fordham University in New York will cosponsor a conference on how Catholic universities can effectively work with schools to enhance academic quality.
- Teacher corps programs have steadily grown -- for example, LaSallian Association of New Catholic Educators, or LANCE; Loyola Marymount University's Partners in Los Angeles Catholic Education, or PLACE Corps; Magis Catholic Teacher Corps at Creighton University in Omaha, Neb.; the Urban Catholic Teachers Corps from Boston College; and Notre Dame's ACE Service Through Teaching Program. All these programs place recent college graduates as full-time teachers in under-resourced Catholic schools.
- On Easter Monday this year, a group of representatives of Catholic universities will be meeting with the officers of the National Catholic Educational Association to find out how universities and schools can cooperate and collaborate more effectively.
O'Keefe said this kind of cooperation didn't used to happen. "Catholic higher education institutions are used to competing with each other. So if we could actually find a way to cooperate with one another, that would be very good and more effective."
Boston College got a major boost in its ability to help Catholic schools. It received March 15 a $20 million gift from Barbara and Patrick Roche to support the college's Center for Catholic Education, which is part of the Lynch School of Education, where O'Keefe is dean. The donation will be used to train teachers and administrators, and to develop curriculum for Catholic schools, Boston College's president, Jesuit Fr. William Leahy, said in a media release.
O'Keefe sees all of these things as signs of the reinvention of the Catholic school system. "It is a time of real reinvention, and that takes a lot of partners. It takes various institutions to be engaged. It takes a diocese to make a commitment, and parishes where kids aren't in Catholic schools to be involved. It takes universities," he said. "It has to be a new way of doing things. And much of that new way of doing things, again, involves lay leadership."
For a long time, it has been a ministry for laypeople to teach in Catholic schools, O'Keefe said. "But now it's really becoming a ministry of laypeople who are actually making the decisions, administering the schools, charting the future direction. Obviously, clergy are involved, but it's no longer the pastor running the school. That's rare, and becoming even more rare.
"Which brings both challenges but it also brings some wonderful opportunities. In many ways I think the lay leadership we've seen in [Catholic] higher ed and in [Catholic] health care we're now starting to see at the elementary level. And we see it very much at the high school level too. To me, that's an encouraging sign."
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It's been about a decade since we've had a robust IPO market. But now there are signs that we may have another boom. Investors have been aggressively buying up deals like Pandora (NYSE:P), HomeAway (Nasdaq:AWAY) and LinkedIn (NYSE:LNKD).
However, as seen with the Groupon IPO filing, things can get tricky. In fact, it looks like the problems have been mostly self-inflicted.
So what are some of the lessons? Let's take a look:
Buzz: No doubt, tech companies need to find ways to remain a part of the conversation. It's essential to building a sustainable company.
Of course, Groupon has been a master at this. But it looks like it got overzealous. After all, when the company filed its S-1, everyone was shocked that it was losing huge amounts of money. Because of this, the media has been relentless on Groupon.
Basically, had the company been more forthright about its financial situation early on, the response probably would have been much better. Hey, just look at Pandora. The company never indicated it was profitable. As a result, it was able to better manage expectations.
Accounting: During the dot-com boom, companies found creative ways to show momentum in their businesses, such as with metrics like "user growth." It was meant to distract investors from the minimal revenues and substantial losses. But it proved to be a disaster as the markets imploded.
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- Ashley LeBlancJune 20, 2011 at 6:48 AM
You guys were awesome this weekend at the Silver Dollar! Packed house all three nights! I'm really glad I got my volunteer position for the festival there because you guys were wonderful and I cannot say enough good things. I'm glad everything worked out.
Look forward to seeing you again; hopefully soon :) Hey guys!
Awesome shows at the Silver Dollar Room! Packed house all three nights! I'm so happy with my volunteer experience working the door there (and no not only for Dirty Beaches!). I'm so glad everything worked out for you guys after that first night. I have nothing but good things to say about you. Awesome live show and awesome people, but I have to ask, what's with the order of men's underwear?! lol
Can't wait to see you guys again, hopefully soon. Keep an eye out for me next time you are in Toronto I will definitely come out and show some support.
Thanks for the great time guys!
Ashley LeBlancAshley, thanks for helping out with the show! We had such a blast. Toronto is soooo fucking cool. And we love that club and Dan Burke. Nobody should talk shit on Dan Burke, that guy lives and loves rock and roll and is committed! Anyway, the underwear; we can only pack so much and we never get an opportunity to wash our clothes. Underwear on the rider is our best chance at having clean undies to wear all day. We just want to avoid jock-itch, as it's the absolute worst.


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In this installment Naruto and Hinata comfort the pregant Kurenai. And in the second half a long lost Uchiha comes back to give Naruto a taste of domination.
"So Kurenai- sensei, why are you doing this for us?"
Naruto and his new wife Hinata were at Konoha Teahouse with Kurenai sipping warm tea from ornate glasses. Though Naruto was enjoying himself, he was a little confused as why Kurenai was paying for all this instead of honoring his offer and letting him pay for it all.
"Oh so all of a sudden I cant treat my student and her new husband to some tea?"
That was fine for Naruto and he shrugged and sipped his tea. Hinata's eyes, however, could not be fooled. She had been training with Anko and had been taught the rare ability of reading another's eyes. Just by looking someone in the eye she could tell if someone was repressing the truth. And right now she could tell by the way Kurenai's eyes were refusing to meet Naruto's that she was saddened by something. Just what she couldn't tell as of yet.
"Kurenai- sensei, would you mind coming with me for a second please?" Hinata asked.
"Sure Hinata."
Kurenai followed Hinata into the women's bathroom.
"Kurenai- sensei, why are you lying to us?"
Kurenai was taken aback by her students bold statement.
"What do you mean Hinata I'm not lying to anybody."
"Drop the act Kurenai, I've mastered the Art of Bodily Analysis, Anko taught me. No matter how many times your mouth tries to lie to me, the eyes never lie."
Kurenai broke into tears and sank to her knees. Hinata knelt down beside her and put an arm around her.
"I-I just want to be close to Naruto. I never, sniff, realized how much I could miss Asuma until IT happened."
She cried even harder. Hinata understood now. Kurenai was seeing Naruto as Asuma. Psychology was never Hinata's thing but she knew that's what it had to be. She was aching for male contact and Naruto was the only one she considered herself close enough to to have a chance with.
"Kurenai- sensei, do you like Naruto?"
"Yes! I admit it! I don't know what it is about him, but something about him makes me see Asuma inside him. I never noticed it before but now that Asuma's dead, Naruto reminds me so much of him."
"Kurenai, if you really love Naruto, I'll let you join the clan with us. Our clan always has room for one more."
Kurenai looked at Hinata in disbelief.
"Hinata are you sure he wouldn't mind being with someone as old as I am?"
Hinata laughed at her teacher.
"Please Kurenai- sensei, Naruto says you're a cougar! If he heard what you just said he would laugh his ass off!"
Kurenai blushed. Now that made her point clear. Asuma always used to call her his little cougar even though they were only a year apart in age.
"Fine I accept. But if he says no I wont hold it against either of you."
Hinata dried the remaining tears from Kurenai's eyes and led her out of the bathroom to their table.
"Hey ladies, what took you girls so long?"
"Oh nothing Kurenai and I were just talking about going to her house to watch some movies. Right, Kurenai- sensei?"
"Sure, I-I thought it would be a good idea. I've got Friday, it's the funniest damn movie ever!"
"That sounds like a good idea. Lets head over now and don't worry about paying, I already got it for ya."
"Naruto I told you I wanted to pay."
"Well I have the right to decline don't I? It doesn't matter now but if you insist on paying I guess you could pay me back later. 200 Ryu for tea and steak, un-friggin-believable!"
Hinata turned to Kurenai giggling.
"One day of being married and he's already complaining about prices. He's gettin' that family man state of mind!"
Kurenai laughed as they strode out the door towards her apartment. Kurenai pulled the key out of her pocket and unlocked the door. They stepped into a fancy livingroom decorated with a few pictures of Asuma and Kurenai in various places. Naruto could only imagine how lonely she felt with Asuma gone.
'I swear, if Shikamaru hadn't of buried that voodoo son of a bitch I would have! Anyone who takes love away from someone as kind as Kurenai- sensei deserves nothing more than an eternal sentence in Hell's lowest plain!'
Kurenai came towards them with a bowl of popcorn and sat on the couch in front of the TV. Hinata pulled Naruto into a room with her.
"Naruto, do you know why we're here?"
Naruto squinted his eyes and scratched his head.
"Well I thought we were gonna watch Friday."
"Wrong. Kurenai's been really depressed since Asuma's death, and with a baby on the way that only doubles the pain. Naruto, I want her in the clan with us."
Naruto looked to the floor. He mentally kicked himself. Somehow he had forgotten about Kurenai's pregnancy.
"I don't know Hinata. I mean I like Kurenai, that's not the problem but… she's pregnant. If she marries me, then that means the child will be my responsibility. I've always wanted a kid sure but this'll be a newborn baby. That's a lot different from Inari. He was almost a teen when I became his dad. I don't know if I'm ready to take that on yet."
Hinata looked at him tears forming in her eyes as she hugged and kissed him.
"Naruto, I have no doubt in my mind that you'll be an excellent dad for this baby. Think about it. If you don't do this, how is Kurenai going to tell this little child that it has no father? It'll grow up without a dad."
Naruto put his head against the wall, eyes closed, weighing the possibilities.
'Sure it'll be my child by marriage but what'll happen when it gets older and we have to tell it that I'm not it's biological father? But then if I don't step up and become a dad, it'll grow up with no father at all.'
Naruto looked at Hinata and kissed her cheek.
"I… will be a father to this child no matter how doubtful I am of myself. From this second on Kurenai shall be called Kurenai Uzumaki."
Hinata threw her arms around him.
"Yay! Now we get to initiate her!"
"Whoa, whoa. Hold on a sec. If we do her wont it hurt the baby?"
"No actually it won't. Tests show that sexual intercourse while pregnant does absolutely no harm to the developing fetus."
Naruto looked at her with amazement.
"Gee Hinata, I never knew you were a professor. Where did you hear that from?"
"Never mind that now, we got an induction to do."
They went into the living room to see Kurenai masturbating to the movie she had put in, Icha Icha Paradise: Out Of Control. When they came in Kurenai quickly turned the TV off and covered her vagina.
"Kurenai- sensei, what were you doing just now?" Naruto asks knowing perfectly well what she was doing.
"Oh nothin'. Nothin' at all. Why do you ask?"
Naruto casually stepped towards her and kneeled in front of her and moved the blanket she had used to cover herself, exposing her soft, tender, moist pussy to him.
"Wow Kurenai, you have a nice one here!"
He probed her with two of his fingers pushing them in and out of her for a little while, listening to her moans of pleasure. He pulled his fingers out and put them into his mouth tasting her juices.
"Hey I got an idea! Why don't we have ourselves a little contest to see which one of you two is better at sex?"
Naruto made a shadow clone and both stripped down standing completely nude before the two women. Naruto and his clone stepped forward and Hinata opened her mouth wide taking the clone's cock into her mouth to suck and slap at it with her tongue. Kurenai on the other hand seemed a little nervous.
"Come on Kurenai- sensei, Hinata's gonna beat you."
He pressed his cock to her lips and she slid them open timidly taking the head into her mouth. She closed her eyes savoring the taste. It wasn't exactly like Asuma's but something about the way it tasted was very similar to his. She gained some confidence and pushed forward taking more into her mouth and began wrapping her tongue around it. She looked over at Hinata. The clone had his eyes shut tight and was holding the sides of Hinata's head as it was fucking her mouth. Kurenai turned her attention back to Naruto and relaxed her throat taking him into the tight, hot, wet tunnel that was her throat and began humming. Naruto groaned and thrust forward into her mouth gripping the back of her head as he thrust forward faster into Kurenai's warm, wet cavern. He gritted his teeth.
"K-Kurenai I'm gonna…"
He couldn't finish his sentence as Kurenai sucked as hard as she could. She felt Naruto's hot, sticky seed blast into her mouth filling it fully. Naruto pulled it out of her mouth Kurenai held it in her mouth for a few seconds before letting her eyes drift open and stare up into Naruto's as she opened her mouth showing him all the cum in her mouth, allowing some to drip from her mouth before she swallowed it all down slowly. She smiled at him as she rubbed the head of his cock through the streams of cum that had dripped from her mouth and them put it to her lips and rubbed it across her lips before slurping the remaining semen from his cock.
Naruto pulled his clone towards him and they whispered back and forth for a bit before Naruto turned back towards the girls.
"God, the winner of round one is hard to choose. Hinata made him cum first but Kurenai put on a good performance for me. So, upon heavy consideration we've decide to give one point to both of you to make a tie score for round one. Now, on to round two."
They moved to the girls, ripping off their clothes and pushing them backwards onto the couch. This time, Naruto was with Hinata and his clone was with Kurenai. Naruto kissed his wife passionately. Hinata reluctantly broke away and raised her legs into the air, running her smooth feet along his well-toned abs as she did so. She reached between her legs and spread her tight little pink pussy for him. He knelt down to examine it with a sly little grin. He kissed her clit gently before slipping two fingers into her causing her to moan in ecstasy. He pulled them out and popped them into his mouth slurping her sweet juices, enjoying the taste of it all. He stood and placed his rock hard member at the entrance to her cunt and slid into her with ease, eliciting a hiss from Hinata as she felt it glide through her pleasure-sensitive love-tunnel. Naruto looked over at his clone who had just done the same thing to Kurenai.
"Alright, in this round, whoever cums last wins. On your marks, get set… GO!"
They both began powerful thrusts into the two girls, pounding their poor pussies for all it was worth. Though it was by a very close margin, the one enjoying herself the most was Kurenai. It had been so long since she had this kind of fucking. It was forceful and full of lust. She had no complaints about Asuma but after she had become pregnant, he had toned it down a bit.
"Please Asuma faster, harder, do me like you did me before! PLEASE!"
"I'm sorry baby, but I don't want to take any chance on hurting the baby. I know that people say it does absolutely no harm to the developing child, but I doubt they've done any in-depth study on the effects of rough sex on the fetus. As much as I really want to fuck you like a raging animal, it's a risk I'm not willing to take."
But now was what really mattered she was getting what she craved so much in her impregnated state, a good hard fast fucking from a nice big cock. Hinata was enjoying her fucking as well and seemed really close to cumming but Kurenai knew she would lose this one. It had been so long since she felt anything even close to this. Hinata looked over at Kurenai eyes nearly clenched shut in pleasure.
'I must win. I'M Naruto's little sex princess! Sorry Kurenai-sensei but you lose this round.'
But then something happened that Hinata least expected. Kurenai reached over to her and pulled her lips to hers, kissing her hard while one of her hands rubbed, pinched and pulled one of her rosy nipples. Kurenai had found her weakness. Hinata gasped in Kurenai's mouth and came squirting her juices onto Naruto's cock as Naruto pumped into her a few more times and released his seed into her womb. Now that there was no threat of losing to Hinata, Kurenai let herself relax and enjoy Naruto's treatment. When she reached her limit she let herself go and let her juices flow out onto his rod just as he unleashed a flood of semen into her tightness.
"No fair, she cheated!" Hinata said pouting her lips, crossing her arms and turning her head away from Naruto.
"Sorry, Hina-chan but this contest is no holds barred. There's no such thing as cheating here!"
"Well I wish you would've let that be known beforehand!"
Kurenai and Naruto chuckled at her.
"Well, heh, now you know. The winner of round two, Kurenai! This is a five-part competition. Whoever has the most round victories at the end wins! And now for round two. Roll over girls."
They obeyed their master and rolled over onto their bellies. Kurenai bent over the couch as to cushion her belly so as not to accidentally hurt the baby by laying on the hard wood floor. Kurenai loved this, waiting in anticipation for a cock to be shoved into one of her holes. But the mystery was over when she felt Naruto prod her outer lips with his large member. The thing that astounded Naruto was the fact that even though Kurenai had had sex before and had even gotten pregnant she still had a somewhat virgin tightness when it came to her most sacred of areas. Naruto pushed into her, hissing as he once again felt the hot, moist tightness that was Kurenai's vaginal cavern. Meanwhile with Hinata, Naruto's clone was giving it to her just as she liked it.
'This time I have to beat Kurenai. The only reason she won last round was because she found my weakness and exploited it. I have to find her weakness. But what could it be? Of course there is that possibility. It may not be her weakness but everything's worth a try I guess.'
Hinata moved beside Kurenai to rest on the couch and began suck on her middle and index fingers. Kurenai looked over and wondered what she was doing, but by the time she figured out what she was going to do it was to late for her. Hinata drew her saliva-slicked fingers from her mouth and reached back sliding a finger into her sensei's anal passage moving it in and out in rhythm with Naruto's thrusts.
'Dammit! How did she figure that out? Well it doesn't matter anyway. If she wants a war, by god I'll give her a war!'
Kurenai put her fingers into her mouth and worked them in and out until they were sufficiently coated in saliva and then slipped one into Hinata's tight little pink asshole. Hinata gasped as she felt Kurenai counter her and grimaced in pleasure.
'Oh no you don't sensei!'
Hinata put her other finger into Kurenai and pushed in and out in rapid motions. Kunai too put her other finger into Hinata and looked into her eyes trying to stare her down. Naruto looked towards his clone and met it's stare they both had the same idea. Naruto nodded, the clone nodded back. Naruto held up five fingers as if to prepare a countdown. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, SLAP!!! Both girls felt the searing pain on their asses which they so enjoyed. It was down to the wire now. Naruto and his clone slapped again simultaneously causing the two fuck slaves to squeal in delight. With all this pleasure being pumped into her at once she knew it was useless to fight any longer and she finally conceded victory. Hinata came pushing backwards into the clones cock and Kurenai's fingers, before slumping onto the couch and receiving a massive torrent of cum in her dripping womanhood. Kurenai, once again victorious, smirked at Hinata, sticking her tongue out and pulling her fingers from Hinata's anus before putting them in her own. She screamed out and let her juices flow onto Naruto's rod as he began spurting his sperm into her.
"Okay, now it's getting good! Kurenai- 3, Hinata- 1. Hinata, I'm sorry but unless you can win this round and earn one extra bonus point Kurenai will gain victory."
Hinata looked at the floor biting her lip.
'Okay, I better think hard. What's the best way for me to earn that bonus point? Of course, his secret spot! He goes wild when I do that! Look out Kurenai, I WILL win!'
"Alright round 4. This time the victory will be decided by who makes me cum first. 3,2,1… GO!"
Hinata new what was coming it was the only way they haven't done it yet. And within seconds she was confirmed by Naruto's warm cockhead gently rubbing and prodding at her anal passageway. Even though Hinata loved getting it hard up the ass from her beloved Naruto, she was a bit pissed off at the fact that if the victory was decided by who came last she would've won it hands down due to Kurenai's weakness for anal. She squeaked a bit when Naruto gave up on being gentle and did it just the way he knew she liked it. He was pumping into her at an almost lightning fast pace.
"Talk dirty to me Naruto!"
Naruto slapped her on the ass hard making her squeal again.
"Oh, so I see… I married a little whore. You want me to treat you like nothing more than a fucktoy. Well if you want it you got it you slut."
Naruto didn't say anything like this to his wives out of the bedroom or anywhere else they had sex. He would never talk this way to her at any other time. He loved her with all his heart. Now that Naruto was firmly inside of her ass she resolved to make use of Naruto's secret spot. She made the correct handsigns he had taught her to perform shadow clone jutsu and next there was an exact clone of herself right next to her. Her clone walked over to Naruto and turned his face toward her. The clone smiled at him and leaned closer to him and grabbed the sides of his face bringing it closer to hers before flicking her tongue out, tracing lines along his whisker marks. Naruto moaned out, he loved it when the ladies did that. One time he felt like he had came 36 times at once one time when Hinata, Tayuya, Tsunami, Anko, Hanabi and Haku had used the jutsu for tongue lengthening that Anko taught them and each licked at a whisker. Meanwhile Kurenai had already came six times in this short amount of time. Hinata studied the clone's facial expressions. Gritted teeth, clenched eyes, sweaty brow. The telltale signs of a man ready to cum. She had to act fast. She went for Naruto's weakness and exploited it to the highest extreme. Her clone placed her lips on a couple of whisker marks and sucked hard. Naruto shouted out and began pumping what felt like a gallon of his special cream into her anal cavity. Shortly afterwards Kurenai let out a loud profanity and came for a seventh time as the clone released into her tight orifice.
"Well, the winner of round four is Hinata, and I am awarding her a bonus point for knowing exactly how to please me."
Hinata smiled at him sexily.
"And now for the final round. Tie score, this one shall decide the victor! This time you'll be trying to make eachother cum. The one who cums last will be the winner. Okay, LETS GET IT ON!!!"
Hinata wasted no time in lengthening her tongue and sliding it into Kurenai's dripping snatch. The combined taste of her juices mixed with Naruto's cum was taking her over. It was pretty much the same for Kurenai. Hinata's juices tasted a lot like sugar and some kind of fruit she couldn't identify at the moment. And with Naruto's cum still clinging to her nether lips it added a salty twang to the sugary fruity taste of the juices. Hinata was determined to win. By this time she had lengthened her tongue to actually touch her closed cervix. Kurenai was gasping as Hinata ran her talented muscle around inside of her. Meanwhile Naruto and his clone were jerking their throbbing dicks to the sight of the two girls locked in this lesbianic action, and were rapidly reaching the end of their chains. Hinata pulled her tongue back slightly in order to find Kurenai's clit which, upon discovery, she began to lick and nibble. Kurenai knew she couldn't hold it any longer and so once again she resorted to cheating. She closed her eyes and found the very center of her chakra and produced and minor electric that was, however, powerful enough to make Hinata squirt her juices into her mouth as well as transfer to Naruto and the clone causing them to reach their orgasms and spurt thick, hot, sticky ropes of semen onto the two girls. Hinata continued to lap at Kurenai's puss until she too found her orgasmic bliss.
"Sorry honey, but I must judge Kurenai the winner of this sex-off."
Hinata sighed and smirked.
"Oh well, no biggie. You and I both know that I can make you find Nirvana. That's all I need to be happy."
Naruto hugged her and kissed her gently on the lips and smiled at her. That was one of the reasons he loved her, she always kept a positive attitude about everything. Naruto coughed, suddenly finding his throat dry.
"Hey Kurenai, what do you have to drink around here? All this fucking has me parched."
Kurenai sat up and held up one of her breasts.
"You can have some milk. But just make sure to save some for the baby."
Naruto grinned and curled up next to Kurenai holding a nipple in his mouth gently suckling the milk out of her tit. Hinata came over as well and took the other nipple into her mouth and began to drink. Kurenai put an arm around each of them, remembering what Shikamaru said was Asuma's last words were to her.
Shikamaru was holding onto Kurenai as she cried into his shoulder.
"Kurenai, he said he wants you to be happy. He wants you to find a man to raise the baby. And he wants you to be happy for him. He had no doubts in his mind of where he was going after his death. He died smiling."
Kurenai's tears continued to stream down her face but at least she was smiling.
'Asuma, I've found the family you wanted me to have. Don't worry, the baby will grow up with a good father.'
Naruto was in the area in front of the Hokage's Mansion, watching as Kotetsu, Izumo, Genma and Raido assisted a few workers in building a large stage. With one day over a month to prepare for the arrival of KoRn, everybody seemed to be excited. He doubled over laughing when Kotetsu dropped a heavy-looking toolbox on his foot causing him to hop up and down holding his injured foot. Kotetsu, who was getting pissed, glared over at him before picking up a rather large hammer and throwing it at Naruto. It made contact with one of his feet.
"How do you like it smartass?"
Naruto growled at him before he saw something out of the corner of his eye. He looked in that direction and saw a face that he'd seen in nightmares ever since that day he came to the hotel where Naruto and Jiraiya were lodging. About a hundred feet away from him he saw Itachi Uchiha. His face went pale and his breath caught in his throat. He turned and walked away occasionally looking over his shoulder, Itachi was following him. Her walked into an alley hoping to escape the deranged maniac that had slaughtered an entire clan save for his younger brother. He turned into another side alley and met a brick wall. He was screwed now. He could've fought for all it was worth but he knew he couldn't face the power of the Mangekyo Sharingan, at least not without Kakashi's help. He dropped onto his knees, hands over his eyes as tears fell from their ducts.
"Girls, sniff, I'm sorry."
The menacing figure closed in on him and stood before him. The next thing Naruto felt was a hand upon his shoulder.
"P-please Itachi, if you're gonna kill me, sniff, j-j-just make it quick so I don't feel any pain.
"Why would I kill you child?"
Naruto's head rose from his hands, though he kept his eyes clenched. That voice was different from the one he'd heard at the hotel a few years ago. He opened his eyes to see the person who was identical to Itachi, or so he thought. The person who was now crouched in front of him was wearing a kind of confused frown. This was not a male. Her eyes were black, her nose a little slimmer than Itachi's, her lips were luscious and black due to her lipstick and her chin same as her nose looked more feminine than Itachi's.
"Y-you're not Itachi."
"Of course I'm not." She said with a little giggle. "How do you think Itachi could've stood right in front of the Hokage's Mansion with all those people walking around him and not been attacked. But I do see why we could be mistaken for eachother. Coming into the village I was stopped by guards and taken to the Hokage who confirmed who I really was."
"And who would that be?" asked Naruto squinting his eyes slightly.
"I am Seizonsha Uchiha, the only remaining female of the Uchiha clan and now the only Uchiha still loyal to this village."
"So you're an Uchiha? I thought they were all wiped out. How did you survive?"
"Oh, I was lucky enough to have been on a mission at the time of the massacre. I still find it hard to be the sister of a genocidal maniac."
Naruto looked at her unblinkingly, mouth agape.
"So you are Sasuke's SISTER!"
His eyes were popping out of their sockets.
"Biologically, yes. But I'd prefer to have all family ties cut away from both of my brothers. Anybody who turns their back on Konoha is no family of mine."
"Well, seeing as you're not Itachi, would you like to get a bowl of ramen with me at Ichiraku's?"
She looked at Naruto, her black lips curling into a smile.
"Are you asking me on a date, Naruto?"
He rubbed the back of his neck, grinning his signature grin.
"Sure, if you wanna call it that."
She stood and nodded down at him.
"Sounds great. I haven't been with a man in years."
Sweat started dripping from his forehead.
"Oh come on Naruto. We both know that we're gonna end up fucking. I haven't had any male contact in almost two years."
"So let me get this straight. We just met, we've barely said anything to eachother and yet we're gonna end up havin' sex?"
Seizonsha nodded again.
"Yeah that's just about right. Why, is anything wrong with that to you?"
"Oh hell no lets get this shit started!"
"Tsunade was right about you, funny, enthusiastic, and just a bit annoying."
Naruto scowled at her.
"Hey don't get me wrong, annoying is extremely sexy to me. All the guys I've met are all dignified and careful, but finally there's somebody confident enough that he's not afraid to make a fool out of himself."
"Well, that's good. I guess. So, where do you wanna go to do this?"
"My old house in the Uchiha district is still standing, but it's all boarded up, overgrown with vines, and I'm pretty sure it's infested with rats... so that sounds like the perfect place."
"Wow, you have a strange idea of what's romantic don't you?"
"Hey, where I go to fuck is my own damn business, teme! I fuck where I wanna fuck you got that, dobe?!"
"Yeah, yeah I got it! No need to tear my head off! And don't call me teme or dobe; I got enough of that shit from your younger brother."
"Hey! You don't tell me what to do! You've got a lot to learn about how the Uchiha's have sex. Believe it or not, it's always been the roll of the male to be submissive while the female's roll is to be dominant. In other words when we have sex, I control you and if you disobey me I have the right to punish you for it."
She took him by the wrist and led him down the streets until they came to a decent sized house that looked like it was falling apart. Vines were creeping up the walls and wrapping themselves around the planks which were nailed over the windows. It looked like some house you woulda seen in a horror movie. She walked over to the door and placed one hand on the door and making one-handed signs with the other. The nails fell from the boards on the door and the planks fell with them. She opened the door and stepped into a small livingroom area.
"Ah! Home sweet home! And everything is just the way I left it!"
Naruto looked around the dark room. He could barely see at all, so how could she see? He turned to her to see her Mangekyo Sharingan had been activated and were glowing slightly at the pupil.
'So the Mangekyo Sharingan also gives the user the ability to see in total darkness.'
"Doesn't this place look great, Naruto?"
"I'll take your word for it. Unlike you, I don't have the ability to see in the dark."
"Not a problem, just activate your Mangekyo Sharingan."
"I think your forgetting something, I'm not an Uchiha. I don't even possess the standard Sharingan."
"It's not necessary to be an Uchiha if you hold the Kyuubi. The Kyuubi is the one who began all bloodlines that hold ocular based kekei-genkai. You just haven't unlocked it yet. Here, allow me to help. Show me your seal."
Naruto lifted his shirt to reveal the spiral shaped seal on his belly. She held out her hand and flexed her fingers as five tiny red flames appeared at their tips.
She thrust her fingertips into the seal, causing Naruto to grunt and close his eyes in pain at the force of the contact.
"Naruto, open your eyes now."
He unclenched his eyes and looked around the room. He could see perfectly. He walked to a nearby mirror and looked at his reflection and sure enough, there we his Mangekyo eyes starring back at him.
"Wow, this is cool! Can you activate my other ocular forms?"
"I'm afraid that's the only catch. Only those who possess those other eye forms can unlock your other forms."
"Well, THAT kinda sucks!"
"Hey, I didn't make the rules. Got a problem, take it up with the furball in your head."
"No thanks. Don't really matter anyway at the moment."
"Good, now let's get this goin'"
Seizonsha closed her hand in a fist and then slowly opened it. As her fist unclenched a large fireball formed. She put her hands together and made a few handsigns and then pulled them apart, now having a fireball in each hand, she thrust them forward and all the candles in the house began to light themselves.
"Wow, how did you do that?!"
"It's a simple fire manipulation jutsu, and by simple I mean impossible for normal people but incredibly easy for a fire master such as myself. If I deem you worthy I might train you to be a fire master."
Naruto nodded.
"Alright, are we ready to do this now? I haven't fucked in quite a while now and if I don't soon I'm gonna go crazy!"
She walked into a room at the end of the hallway and Naruto followed her all the while stripping off layers of his clothing. He walked into the room and was instantly met by piercing red eyes.
Naruto looked around. He was in a realm of almost complete darkness save for a few red clouds and monoliths. He tried to move but all was useless, his arms and legs were bound at the wrists and ankles to a wall of stone by metal cuffs. Seizonsha stepped from the darkness completely bare-skinned and soon Naruto was surrounded by an army of Seizonsha's clones, each one as naked as the original. One, who he suspected to be the original, stepped to him and ran a finger across his lips.
"Welcome to my nightmare Naruto Uzumaki! Now the lessons shall begin. Uchiha Sex Lesson 1: Take the pain and embrace it as you would a long lost lover."
She raised her hand into the air. From the sky came lightning, fire, molten metal, water and a column of wind all of which came to her hand and began to spiral along her fingertips. She made a one handed sign and put her hand to the ground creating, what looked to Naruto, a miniature vortex of swirling elements. She raised both hands into the air and from the vortex came a majestic looking katana marked with the crest of the Uchiha clan at the handle and a large crystal which looked like the Sharingan just before the stat of the blade. Naruto was now rather scared. She gripped the sword and pointed it at Naruto's chest.
"I am going to cut you repeatedly and each time you WILL thank me for it. Understand… slave?"
Naruto was confused. Here was this woman pointing a sword at him and he was actually turned on by it. His cock had begun to harden even as she brandished that sword in such a way that, if she was hit with the will to do so, could easily murder him. And yet here he was sporting a stiffy at the mere thought of being cut. He nodded his head. Seizonsha smiled at him. One of her clones moved forward and knelt before him, reaching up to stroked and lick at his erection.
"Uchiha Sex Lesson 2: Your dominator is to be addressed followed by the honorific, Sama. That is unless told to do otherwise. You may call me Seizo-sama. Understood?"
Naruto was a bit distracted by the clone that was now taking his dick into her throat.
"Yes, Seizo-sama."
She swung her and made a shallow gash across his abdomen and pain shot through his body but he did as he was ordered and thanked her.
"You learn quickly slave, but let's see how well you can handle more."
Clones stepped in closer each one conjuring a sword. Naruto Braced himself for the upcoming pain. He felt the icy cold of steel press against his throat as the original held a newly conjured dagger to it.
"You seem nervous Naruto. Is it the fact that I could kill you at the slightest flick of the wrist? Or is it that you're thinking, if this is Uchiha foreplay then what's the sex going to be like? Don't worry my little slave boy, what would be the use in killing you? I'm horny, remember? And I'm not all that into necrophilia. Don't get me wrong though, I love the dead."
'Gees, was that supposed to calm me down? This chick's kinda weird.'
"Weird, huh. I guess that earns you a few cuts."
'Damn! It's like this girl can read my thoughts.'
"I can, well, in this realm I can anyways."
The clones stepped in closer pointing their blades at him. The clone that had been sucking him off had since gotten a mouthful of what she was after and was now behind him hitting him with a riding crop. A clone stepped forward and delivered a slick slash across his forehead, another stepped in and cut him down from his knee to his ankle before both traded weapons and licked the blood from their blades. Naruto, who was overtaken by pain at this time, bowed his head and, letting the blood spill down his face, thanked them for the pain.
"You handle pain a lot better than most Uchiha men did, even my old boyfriend broke down after the second cut and begged for death. No doubt that the fox has provided you with some sort of pain tolerance. Oh you'll be my perfect mate. Just like my own personal wind-up toy!"
The clones continued their bodily assault. Eventually stabbing holes through his feet and hands. And even piercing his ears for free. His body was almost completely red from blood. But still his body was reacting to the pain as it would pleasure. Seizonsha dropped to her knees and smeared some of his blood along the length of his penis before licking it all off with delicate strokes of her tongue.
"Okay my little slave, I think you've had enough pain inflicted upon you today let's get to the main events."
She closed her eyes and clapped her hands together over her head and the dark nightmare realm faded away, revealing the place where he had been before. Naruto looked over his body; all wounds were gone save for the peircings in his ears. Naruto looked at her quizzically.
"You didn't think that I wanted you permanently scarred did you? The Tsukoyomi was only to give you pain across your physical and mental senses in an alternate reality, not to give you damage in the true realm of life."
"Oh, I get it! So any damage done in that realm lets you feel the genuine pain but leaves no visible damage?"
"You catch on fast my little fly."
Naruto looked at her wondering what she meant be that. And as if reading his mind she answered.
"That means I am the spider. Are you ready?"
"I think I may."
She pulled him to her and kissed him, pushing her tongue forcibly into his mouth.
"Alright then, lets fuck."
She pulled him into a room and tossed him to the bed. She used the shackles and cuffs which were attached to his bed to bind him there. She then pounced like a cat onto his naked form. She sat on his chest for a second before pushing her pussy up to his face.
"Lick it now, slave."
Naruto obeyed his master and pushed his tongue into her to taste the tantalizing feast she had presented to him. She entwined her fingers in his hair, grinding it into his face. Then she decided to find out why that clone looked so happy sucking him off. She moved herself so they were in the 69 position and took his solid tool into her mouth. She instantly discovered why the clone was so happy. He had an addictive flavor and the tongue wriggling around inside her seemed to be intensifying her need. His tongue burrowed its way though her moist, pink cavern leaving no cranny unchecked. Seizo had found the perfect mate. She turned her attention back to Naruto's organ and sucked harder pulling upwards as she did, creating a strong vacuum that made Naruto's head roll. Seizo knew what she was doing to him. Alternating between hard sucks and tender flicks of the tongue to keep him from becoming used to one sensation. She congratulated herself on her game plan of torture, but she was soon thrown by what she experienced next. He must've caught on to what she was trying to and was now alternating his own licks between fast and slow thrusts of his probing tongue.
"Naruto… slave, stop this instant or you will be punished!"
Naruto pushed his luck and continued his actions, finishing her off with a chakra concentrated lick to her clit. She screamed and flooded Naruto with her juices. They splashed his face and mouth. He drank all he could, leaving him oddly refreshed.
'Hmm, I may have found my substitute for coffee."
His thoughts were cut short by the feeling of Seizo taking him into her throat. She pulled him into her throat and started humming, all the while pushing chakra into the vibrations so it surged through Naruto's entire system. He yelled and released a load into her throat. She pulled back to keep from gagging and caught the rest in her mouth. She pulled away with a loud pop and sent it all down the hatch. Naruto now had his eyes closed trying to catch his breath from that mind-shattering orgasm, but they shot open again when he felt a sudden sting of pain and then an accompanying crack. He looked to see Seizo standing over him now holding a riding whip.
"I gave you a fair warning Naruto. And you disobeyed me. Now you must receive your punishment."
She brought the whip down again, the impact landed on his inner thigh, dangerously close to his balls.
"As you may be able to tell, the Uchiha method of punishment is not only about physical discipline but putting fear into the offender as well."
A bead of sweat rolled off Naruto's brow.
"Yeah… I could kinda tell that."
She chuckled a bit and then cracked it again, this time directing it towards his face. It broke the skin of his cheek and a bit of blood tricked down his jaw.
"There, since you're still learning I'll only give you 3 lashes. I think you're ready to fuck your first Uchiha."
She straddled his waist and prepared herself to have sex with a man once again. She slid down a bit taking the head into her sweet tightness. She moaned at the sensation she had gone for to long without. She pushed herself down further and took the rest of him into her. Once he was firmly planted inside her, she pulled herself up and down his shaft. He had lost his Uchiha virginity, something that he had thought impossible for so long. But now that goal had been achieved, he was fucking an Uchiha! He wanted desperately to participate more in the activities but he was cuffed to the bed. Seizo seemed to be having fun though. She was now in the reverse cowgirl position and was using her amazing flexibility to bend herself backwards to kiss him deeply. He saw great possibilities in Seizo. They were gonna have a fun marriage. She sat back up and was now practically bouncing on him. The contact of their sexes was making a loud, wet slapping noise to accompany the moans, grunts, and squeals coming from the two of them. It was only a matter of time now, the only variable there was now was who would crack first. Seizo didn't expect to win this battle, it had been far to long since that incestuous night with Sasuke the night before she left. She screamed out his name as her walls clenched around him and found her much welcomed release. The constriction around Naruto's tool was the death of him. He yelled out and released a flood of his sperm inside of her womb. Seizo collapsed on him and kissed him hard.
"I don't know how I can possibly repay you for this great time Naruto."
"I can think of a way."
She looked at him, wondering what he was thinking.
"You could join my clan."
She thought about her pros and cons.
'I'll have to give up the name of Uchiha, but the only other Uchihas betrayed their clan and their village. That's was the only con I could think of and I just debunked it. Huh."
"From this day on I shall be called Seizonsha Uzumaki."
She unlatched the cuffs to release him and he hugged her tight as she put her head next to his neck.
"Shame I cant contact Sasuke, I'd like to hear the tone of his voice when I tell him I'm marrying his sister."
"Ya mean there's no record of his cell number?"
Naruto looked at her and grinned.
"Seizo-chan, you're a true genius."
[ 1 Hour Later, in a training area in Orochimaru's Lair ]
"Excuse me, Orochimaru-sama, my cell. Hello?"
"Hey Sasuke-teme, how Orochimaru's favorite bitch?"
"Naruto… I told you I'm not coming back. How many times do I have to deliver you to death's doorstep before you realize that?"
"I don't think I even mentioned you coming back teme. I just thought you would like to know something."
"Naruto… what could you possibly have to tell me that I don't already know? I'm smarter than you, remember?"
"Okay, okay, I just thought that you would like to know that I fucked your sister and we're gonna get married, bye."
"WHOA, back up. WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?"
"Did you know that already, smartass?"
"You lie! The only Uchihas left are me and Itachi."
"And Seizonsha."
"How do you know her name?"
"I just told you. I…FUCKED…HER!"
"I get it now, you must've done some research for once."
"Does he have to spell it out for you otouto? HE…FUCKED…ME!"
"What, Seizonsha… you're alive?"
"No I'm speaking to you from beyond the grave. Ooooohhhh."
"Anyway, just thought you'd be interested to hear that. Bye teme."
Naruto hung up the phone. Sasuke threw his to the ground and stomped it.
"Who was that my little Sasuke?"
"Nobody, lets just get back to training. I have a lot of stress to work off."
"I may be able to help with that Sasuke, I must say I've been feeling stressed as well lately. Perhaps we could help eachother, hmm?"
"Fine, just as long as you let Kabuto relieve some stress too."
"Anything you want Sasuke. This is gonna be a long night of fun."
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anonymous reader
2012-01-18 17:09:01
How would Naruto remind Kurenai of Asuma with Shikamaru always therefore her nd her unborn child. He took up smoking and Asuma's trench knives. Same goes for goes for closest male then there's also Shino and Kiba as her students.
anonymous reader
2010-09-15 12:01:29
no i disagree the female uchiha totally ruined this
anonymous reader
2010-08-10 01:31:54
Good story but the mangekyo ruins eyesight
Anonymous reader
2010-07-27 05:35:26
hahahahah, now i wish they did leave a girk uchiha alive! watching n anime version of this would make my day so fraking awesome
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When I was a child, my father loved to go to Sears & Roebuck not just for the hardware department, but for the candy counter. Once we'd finished our shopping, off we would go to make our selection for the drive home. My dad would slowly walk around the glass cases and contemplate the chocolate. Which kind should he buy today? It always came down to the large dark chocolate blocks. He'd order a pound and nibble on a few of them all the way home.
At seven years old I never quite understood my dad's love for solid chocolate. I liked chocolate coatings on candy centers. That's why I always liked to share my mom's bridge mix. Every piece seemed to be a surprise in a chocolate package. When I asked her why he kept getting those chocolate blocks, she would smile and say, "They are his favorite."
So when birthday's roll around at our house, there's never a question about whether or not the cake will be chocolate. The question is what kind of chocolate. Since the choices are numerous, great care is taken on deciding each element of the cake.
This year the winner was Lady Bird Johnson's Mexican Chocolate Cake recipe, from the Dallas Times Herald. Baked in a jelly roll pan rather than the traditional 9 x 13 pan, the cake is dark and moist. The boiled frosting recipe can be halved and used like a glaze or use a whole recipe to cover the entire cake. My modifications were to make the cake gluten free.
1 cup butter
1 cup water or strong coffee
2 tsp kudzu powder
2 cups cane sugar
¾ cups brown rice flour
½ cup sweet rice flour
¼ cup arrowroot starch
¼ cup buckwheat flour
1 tsp ground cinnamon
1 tsp baking soda
2 beaten eggs
½ cup buttermilk or sour milk
1 tsp vanilla
¼ cup cocoa
6 Tb milk
1 lb powdered sugar
1 tsp vanilla
1 tsp ground cinnamon
Optional: 1 cup chopped pecans


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- Heat oil in a non-stick pot over medium heat. Sauté diced onions, minced garlic and ground chicken, about 10 minutes or until chicken is cooked through. Use the back of a spoon to break up ground chicken into smaller pieces as it cooks.
- Add the grated carrots, sliced mushrooms and diced green pepper. Sauté 5 minutes. Add crushed tomatoes to the pot with the tomato sauce and red wine. Season with Italian mixed herbs and black pepper. Add hot red pepper flakes if you like a spicier dish. Cover and bring to a boil then simmer 30 minutes over low heat. Don't cook on too high of heat or you will lose all the juice and you need it to cook the noodles in the slow cooker.
- In a large bowl mix together the cottage cheese, beaten eggs and nutmeg.
- Oil bottom of slow cooker.
- To assemble, spoon 1½ cups (375 mL) of the meat mixture onto the bottom of slow cooker. Top with 4 noodles, breaking to fit and overlapping as necessary. Top noodles with 1½ cups (375 mL) of the cottage cheese mixture and 1 Tbsp (30 mL) Parmesan cheese. Repeat the layering of sauce, noodles, cottage cheese and Parmesan cheese until all the ingredients are used. Top with the grated mozzarella cheese, any remaining Parmesan and a sprinkle of thyme or herb of your choice.
- Cover and cook on low heat in slow cooker for 5-6 hours (this could be shorter or longer depending on your slow cooker). Remove cover; turn off heat and let stand for 15 minutes until lasagna firms up before serving.
If you don't have Italian seasoning blend you may also use a combination of basil, oregano, rosemary and thyme.
This healthy makeover of an all time favourite is lower in fat and sodium and higher in fibre than most versions of lasagna. Enjoy it with a tossed salad and some wholegrain bread. Bellisimo!
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