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It's a bit of a mess, but I hope to clean this up once I have a sense of how the game unfolds. (5/1/08) Version 0.5 - I would guesstimate I am about halfway through the main game, and as I am tackling all the side stuff as I go I think this guide is shaping up pretty well. (5/3/08) Version 0.7 - Happy Cinco de Mayo! I think I'm closer to the end. (5/5/08) Version 1.0 - Finished the walkthrough only, and all I got are cheats and a link for completionists. The rest is soon to come. (5/6/08) Version 1.1 - Just added Deal to the end of the game. Took a day off, sorry, geez. Fixed the Okami controls too... (5/7/08) Version 1.2 - Added a few reader tips - keep them coming guys. Also added 360 controls, the friends section, and the completionist section. (5/8/08) Version 1.3 - Added the start of my pigeon guide, which only works if you use the maps at my website. (5/16/08) ***************** Table Of Contents ***************** Use Ctrl + F to quick find in this guide. Section: Code: 1. A Brief Foreword 2. Controls ( CON2222 ) 3. Starter Tips ( TIPS333 ) 4. Walkthrough ( FAQ4444 ) Welcome Back to Liberty City ( WBLC111 ) Vlad's Jobs ( VLJO222 ) In the Jaws of a Loan Shark ( JAWS333 ) Out of the Dumpster ( DUMP444 ) Promising Ventures ( VENT555 ) Sold Out ( SOLD666 ) Brucie's Jobs ( BRUC777 ) Based Out of Bohan ( BOHA888 ) The Island Algonquin ( ISAL999 ) The Paper Man ( PAP1010 ) Packie McReary ( PAC1111 ) The Family McReary ( MCR1212 ) The Italian and Irish Connections ( CON1313 ) The McReary Mess ( MES1414 ) Killing New People ( KIL1515 ) Meeting New People ( MEE1616 ) The Mob Game ( MOB1717 ) Old Man Gravelli ( GRA1818 ) The Road You Travel ( END1919 ) 5. Missions by Character ( MIBC555 ) (coming soon) 6. Pigeons ( PIG6666 ) (incomplete) 7. Other Stuff to Find ( SECR777 ) (coming soon) 8. Friends / Girlfriends ( BFF8888 ) 9. 100% Checklist ( COMP999 ) 10. Cheats ( CHE1010 ) 11. Author Info / Copyright ***************************************************************************** * 1. A Brief Foreword * ***************************************************************************** I mean, if you really want to get harsh, about the only thing this game does wrong is allow money to magically appear in your hand (though if you have a credit card that would explain that), and there is no snow. Other than that, this game does everything right. If you actually say, "I am tired of playing this game," you are a crazy. The only reason to stop playing is to eat, sleep, or carry on with your life. If you want to know why this game is so amazing, just drive around the city at night, while it's raining - there you go. Just imagine what GTA5 will be like... TheGum. ***************************************************************************** * 2. Controls ( CON2222 ) * ***************************************************************************** PS3 Controls ------------ On Foot: X Button - hold to run, tap to sprint, select on the phone O Button - reload, back or hang up when on phone, punch Square - jump, kick Triangle - get in car, hold to get in as passenger in taxi, punch R1 - take or leave cover R2 - fire L1 - use stuff, pick up object L2 - lock-on, aim RStick - camera, click to reset camera LStick - move, click to crouch D-Pad - UP: cellphone, DOWN: zoom out on radar, L & R: change guns Start - pause game, go to the many screens Select - change camera views Driving: X Button - hand brake O Button - cinematic camera Square - change gun Triangle - exit car R1 - handbrake R2 - accelerate L1 - fire L2 - brake, reverse RStick - camera, click to reverse camera LStick - move, horn (click for slow motion in cinematic camera) D-Pad - UP: cellphone, DOWN: zoom out on radar, L & R: change radio station Start - pause game, go to the many screens Select - change camera views Xbox 360 Controls ----------------- *Credit: Deniz Jablonowsky, who did a better job than me on the PS3 controls. On Foot Controls: LT: Free Aim / Target Lock On LB: Context / Pick Up RT: Free Aim / Fire Button RB: Take Cover Guide Button: Xbox Guide Back: Camera Modes Start: Pause Left Stick: Movement Left Stick Button: Crouch Dpad Up: Mobile Phone Up / Use Mobile Phone Dpad Left: Previous Weapon Dpad Down: Mobile Phone Down / Skip Phone Conversation / Zoom Radar Out Dpad Right: Next Weapon Right Stick: Rotate Camera / Switch Targets Right Stick Button: Look Behind / Zoom aim (when locked on) A: Run / Sprint / Mobile Phone Answer / Mobile Phone Forward B: Reload / Melee Attack / Mobile Phone hangup / Mobile Phone Backward / Put Away Mobilephone X: Jump / Climb Y: Enter Vehicle / Mount Ladder In Vehicle Controls: LT: Brake / Reverse LB: Fire Weapon RT: Accelerate RB: Handbrake Guide Button: Xbox Guide Back: Camera Modes Start: Pause Left Stick: Steering Left Stick Button: Horn / Siren / Slowmo In Cinematic View Dpad Up: Mobile Phone Up / Use Mobile Phone Dpad Left: Previous Radio Station / Radio Station Off (Hold) Dpad Down: Mobile Phone Down / Skip Phone Conversation / Zoom Radar Out Dpad Right: Next Radio Station / Radio Station Off (Hold) Right Stick: Rotate Camera / Aiming Right Stick Button: View Behind A: Handbrake / Mobile Phone Answer / Mobile Phone Forward B: Cinematic Camera / Mobile Phone hangup / Mobile Phone Backward / Put Away Mobilephone X: Change Weapon / Headlights Y: Exit Vehicle Combat Controls: LT: Target Lock On LB: N/A RT: N/A RB: N/A Guide Button: Xbox Guide Back: Camera Modes Start: Pause Left Stick: Movement Left Stick Button: N/A Dpad Up: N/A Dpad Left: Previous Weapon Dpad Down: Zoom Radar Out Dpad Right: Next Weapon Right Stick: Rotate Camera / Switch Targets Right Stick Button: Look Behind A: Block / Dodge B: Counter Attack / Disarm / Punch / Floor Punch X: Kick / Floor Kick Y: Counter Attack / Disarm / Alternative Punch / Floor Punch ***************************************************************************** * 3. Starter Tips ( TIPS333 ) * ***************************************************************************** #1. Jacob is the key - once you meet Jacob, and after he is a friend to go hang out with from time to time, be sure to get him to like you to about 80% or so (check the stats menu). If you do, you will gain the option to call him up and request guns. He will drive to a nearby location and you can go there for discounted firearms. Which is great for not just the money saved, but also for those times you get busted and need some quick pieces. #2. In fact, keep ALL your friends close - once anyone is a buddy to hang out with, it's best to entertain them. Find out what they like and do that with them a lot and once they like you enough you will gain a benefit. #3. Save the pigeons and stunts for later - yes, throughout your travels you will run into glowing birds and stunts to take on. But it is best you save those for later if you want them at all, mainly because you will find a list on the internet and you will need to follow that to a T, so getting a random one while not going for them all is a bad idea. #4. Check the maps - not just the pause screen map which does wonders for finding where to go, but also the physical map that comes in the box if you bought the game. The physical map has all the locations of things already there for you. And if you want to make pencil notes on your map for whatever, that is cool too (like pigeons you get on accident or whatever). #5. No right on red - even though the driving mechanics are more realistic than ever, you can still drive like a madman right in front of the cops. However, it is a good idea to slow things down a bit for the cars you don't know how to handle. The drive buttons are contact sensitive, so if you lay off of them just a bit you won't go as fast. Especially take it easy on the corners. #6. Brief info - in the pause menu is a screen tab called "Brief" and if you are lost on a mission, somehow, go there to see what you need to be doing. #7. Take turns like you would in real life - well, if you have driven a car, and it's very possible most people playing this mature game are still teething, you would know that you take turns easy, but while turning you press the gas. Well, same thing in this game. For turns, approach, let off the gas and brake just a bit, then make the turn, and as you are turning press hard on the gas, and you should take off nice and smoothly in the direction you wish to go while at a decent speed. Of course each car is different, but at least you'll have a leg up on driving. *If you want to do hardcore turns, you should apply just a touch of the handbrake after you've used the normal brake - check that. #8. Yellow-lined garages - if you notice outside each safehouse on the side of the road is a yellow box with the words "Residents Parking Only" in it. You can store two cars here, or one car and one bike. Best to store fast cars, like the Turismo, and cop cars at these parking spots. #9. Runnin' away - so you bump into a cop car and get one wanted star. The easiest thing to do is let them get out, then speed away. Check your radar to see where the backup is coming from, and once out of the wanted area if you just turn and drive away from the backup they will keep going. It's called "giving them the slip." #10. The radar lines help, or they can hurt - the yellow and other colored lines on your radar that are meant to help you get to a destination can sometimes get in the way. Follow them if you are just starting the game, almost everyone will, but as you progress it might be smarter to look on the map to see where you are going, then just follow your own knowledge of the city to get around. This isn't a big tip, just something to think about. #11. Check the options - be sure to tinker around with the Display options in the pause menu. It can make it seem like a different game just by adding some brightness, but never move the sliders all the way in one direction. Also make sure you turn on subtitles and after a time you may want to change the in-game volume. #12. Pistol-whipped - the pistol is probably one of your better long-range weapons, and the ammo is easy to get. It's the same philosophy as in Resident Evil 4: use the handgun until you run out of ammo or need a bigger gun. #13. Counter-kill - while in melee you can perform counter moves. This is done by pressing the run button while locked on, and you should avoid the hit and then be able to attack for a deadly combo. Not used much, but good to know. #14. Taxi rider - if you hold the "get in car" button around a taxi you will get in as a passenger. Once inside you just press up or down with the LS to choose a destination. Don't be fooled by the low, low prices, real taxis are as big a pocketbook murderer as insurance. #15. Train rider - so you are on the run from the cops and you can't quite get the hang of outrunning them on foot or in a car. Well, while you work on that, feel free to use public transportation to make a speedy getaway. The cops can't bag you when you get on a train, and rarely do they see you while you are riding. It's a bit slow and not flashy at all, but it does take you a good deal out of their zone. Trains don't serve Alderney, for some reason. ***************************************************************************** * 4. Walkthrough ( FAQ4444 ) * ***************************************************************************** GTA IV Walkthrough ============================ Welcome Back to Liberty City ( WBLC111 ) ============================ The Cousins Bellic ------------------ *NOTE: At any time, go to the pause menu and look under Brief to see the mission you are on.* Once you have the car, notice that there will be yellow routes on your mini map that help you get to where you need to be easier. Just drive around the obstacles and get on the road, follow the map, and you'll soon be at the "Mansion", and at some point learn how to change the radio station. After Roman leaves, go take a nap to save your game. Either check the controls in the pause menu, use your booklet or up above in this guide, or just wait for the game to tell you, just make sure you have all the controls down at some point. *NOTE: You can watch TV, but not now, this is the wrong time to watch TV in a video game. Later.* Now walk out the door, down the steps, and on the street you learn how to run and sprint (hold to run, tap to sprint). Go across the street and buy a hotdog for $5. Feel free to change the perspective; you have long, close, and over-the-shoulder views. Now go steal a car, hopefully out of sight of cops, and then drive to the "R" on your map to meet Roman. It's Your Call -------------- After that, note of the message of how to zoom in and out of your radar, and if you hold that button, the view stays zoomed out. Now get in the car and drive along the yellow line on the radar. And even though the rules of the road in real life seem to apply most to this game than previous games, feel free to drive through red lights and into oncoming traffic, but at your own risk. Once at the marker, just stay still after Roman leaves. Now just wait for a phone call and answer it, then keep waiting. After a time, you say "and these must be the loan sharks" and that is your cue to press the UP button to bring up your cell phone in the lower right corner. Open the menu, all of which the messages tell you, and open the phonebook to call Roman. When he gets back in, hurry up and swing around the block to go back to the cab depot, which is where you picked up Roman; so if you forgot the route, just follow the yellow route, easy. No need to go too fast, as you will lose the loan sharks very quickly if you half know how to drive. Be sure to take him to the side of the building, and not the garage you came out of. After the mission is over, feel free to mess around with your phone. Yes, you can change the ringtone, ring style, and a few other things in the options menu. You can even go into multiplayer from here, and if you use the sleep function, the storyline will be stopped until you turn it back off; so best not to touch the sleep button. *NOTE: Any PS3 people that go into the Sixaxis tutorial thing, don't. In fact, all Sixaxis controls are off by default, so keep it that way. If you actually go into the tutorial by mistake, bring up the phone again to exit because I have no clue what they want you to do as a stunt; I flipped forward and backward and nothing.* Now, after a while you should get a text message from Roman, so feel free to go drive around and take in the sights until then. When you get the message, bring up your phone, open it, and then call Roman who will tell you to come back to the shop. Just follow the "R" on your map and you should get there, or use the map in the pause menu if you get lost. Three's A Crowd --------------- After the scene, get in the cab and drive to the south and honk the horn to call the girls in the car. Take them all the way straight north and then Roman gives you a call. *NOTE: The radio station WKTT is a good one to check out.* Now you must find some threads. Go back south and you will hit Hob-something- or-other; just go in. You have some glasses, terrible hats, boots, sneakers, jackets, a few kinds of pants, and just a nice collection of clothes all over. Remember, try on whatever you want, don't buy if you don't want them, and know that there are other colors in most of the clothes available. I say just buy some blue sneakers and that is enough, but you can make yourself as terrible as you want to look. Exit the shop and call Roman, then feel free to call you new love interest, Michelle (in the phonebook on your phone). Now drive back north, up the street to the "M" marker to meet your girl. *NOTE: Don't forget you can save at Roman's house at any time.* Bleed Out --------- However, during the drive you should get a call from Roman to help him out, which is at the "R" on your map, and you get blue street routes as you get closer. Once at the basketball courts, get out of you car and run around and in through the opening. After a quick scene, use lock on and beat up the two bad guys, which can be done by just mashing the attack buttons if you want. Now Dardan will be driving away, so run to your car, wait for Roman to get in, and then follow the red dot on your map. Just follow the dot as best you can and at some point he will stop near the docks and run up some stairs, so get out and follow him to an empty room and beat him up. Take his knife and then back in the car. *NOTE: The same buttons to change station will change your weapon, or at this point just put away your knife.* Drive back to the depot, and let Roman out. Michelle should give you a text, so read it and then call, or just go meet her. First Date ---------- When you go into her house, you are given a brief and highly sensational rundown of the "activities" throughout the city. As for the date, just calmly drive her down to the "funfair" to the south end of this island. Sorry, no funfair today, but instead go up the ramp and take a left to find the bowling alley door along the boardwalk. Go in, ask the cashier to bowl, and go pick a lane. Okay, so move around with the LS, then pull the RS back and throw it forward to throw the ball, and you can use the RS while the ball is rolling to apply some aftertouch. Best to move a bit to the left, just a few steps. And feel free to skip Michelle's turn if you want. Don't forget to check the score, and you are Niko, FYI. Also, don't apply too much aftertouch, just a nudge. You guys just play five rounds, so feel free to win as she should get around a 30 or so. After that, just drive her back to her place and the date is a success. Now, you can call her for a date, but it is best to wait for her to call you at this time. So for now, just go save your game, or visit Roman. However, go up to Roman's shop and just up the street will be a guy, which is a green marker on the map. Go up to the weirdo and all he does is give you $100, odd but we'll take it. Now go meet Roman. Easy Fare --------- Just take the crappy cab up north to the area where Michelle lives and pick up Jermaine. Drive him back a bit to the south and into an alley. After a moment the cops will appear and break up the deal, so just drive forward, on the grass, and start driving away from the flashing zone on the radar that is the cops chasing you. You need to make sure you don't cause much trouble, like running into cars and people, or else that will bring more attention to you. Good driving is the key to outrunning and staying low when out of the zone. Once you are out of the area, just park the car somewhere and your wanted level will go away. *NOTE: A good tip to driving is using the handbrake.* Once you shake them, take Jermaine to his next place, somewhere in the center of the area you've been in for this early part of the game. Feel free to use this Pay N Spray to fix your car as the first paint job is on the house. Also remember that this place will clear your wanted levels, and is it marked on your map. After that, make your way back to Roman's, or save. Jamaican Heat ------------- *NOTE: This may be a good time to turn on subtitles in the options menu.* Just go up the street and take a right, then honk the horn to call Little Jacob in. Drive up and to the east a bit and you are given a pistol. Drive him to the alley and then go up the ramp to the marker and crouch. Just wait for the gangsters to show, then follow the messages that help you lock on and shoot. Kill the first three, then wait for one more guy to appear on the roof up above and get him. Then go down and collect the ammo and then get back into the car. Drive him a bit further east and that's it. Kudos if you understood a word he said. *NOTE: While locked-on, press the RS up to point your crosshair at the guy's head.* After that, answer the call by Roman, and after a bit of time, Vlad will call you. Answer and then go toward the safe house, save if you wish, and then go meet Vlad. You will get a call from Little Jacob too, but for now just go to Vlad. Roman will also call you too at some point. But just go to Vlad across the street from your safe house. =========== Vlad's Jobs ( VLJO222 ) =========== Bull in a China Shop -------------------- Vlad asks you to teach some guy a lesson. This guy will be a bit more to the north than you are used to going. Once there, talk to the man and then you must find something to throw at his window. Turn around and go to the dot on your radar to find a brick. Pick it up, bring it back, aim, and toss it at his window to get the money. Now drive it back to Vlad. Now just wait a bit longer for a text message that he has another job for you and go do it. Hung Out to Dry --------------- Just go up the street and hang a right. Walk to the marker and the dude will split. Run through the back door and then get in a car, tap a button to quickly hotwire, and then chase after him. All I did was ram his van into a wall and then pinned him, but I suppose he may hit an end point, or maybe you can pull him out of the van. Either way, corner him to make the success. Again, back to Vlad. Clean Getaway ------------- After one long scene, you will find a bat on the ground, but getting it will replace the knife, so it's up to you. Walk down the street and then up the ramps and stairs to get up to wait for the train. Get in like you would a car and then note the camera angles, or just skip to the destination. Now down the steps and a short walk down the road to find the Blista Compact, a car. You can use a stun punch, or just beat the guys to death, then in the car. Drive it back south as Vlad calls, and then you need to take a quick detour to a car wash. Do so and then back south. At this point you may have a man-date with Roman, so feel free to pick him up and take him to the bar or Cabaret Club (check your map). If you go to the Cabaret Club, just go in and take a seat in the booth. It's actually a wee bit entertaining, though a bit lame too - maybe just go to the bar. Either way, you can make a man-date whenever you want. Actually, you can still go to the bar, but going there just makes you drunk, and if you drive, let's just say it's a bad thing all around. Do not drink and drive, period. Just take Roman home, and give him a kiss too. Anyway, on with Vlad's jobs. Ivan the Not So Terrible ------------------------ Well, just make your way to Roman's shop, but Ivan will already by speeding away, so chase him. After some sharp turns a big jump or two, you guys will end at a construction yard. You will learn how to climb ladders, so climb all of them up to the crane. You'll see him make a leap onto a roof, so you do the same (you have a jump button FYI). Always jump or just sprint and you'll leap across the rooftops. Follow Ivan to the edge of the last roof where he will be left on the side. Just go meet him and wait for the options to save or kill him pop up. It's best to spare him, as you get your money either way, and something extra way later in the game. ----- This is when I got a call from Michelle about a date, so you should be ready for a call now or later, or maybe before. Just go to her and you will get more markers on the map. Go there and find the Restaurant to the south and take her there; you can set markers on the map too. When you take her home you can try your luck, but it's best to just tell her goodbye. Try your luck on the next date. Buy anyway, no more Vlad quests for now, so onto Little Jacob. =========================== In the Jaws of a Loan Shark ( JAWS333 ) =========================== Concrete Jungle --------------- Drive him a bit east, toward the airport, and after you let him off, go and wait in the back alley on the left. After the call, just ram straight into the three fleeing dealers, and hopefully you get them in one charge. If not, feel free to drive them down in the streets, but it's best to just jump out and pop some rounds into them as they do have guns. Once they are done, go back to the front for Jacob. Now go to the second location and get out with Jacob. Follow him to the door and take cover. The cover system is Gears of War style. Just pop out and shoot the guy on the stairs, then go look through the window, and yes, you can blind- fire, but it's best to pop out and fire. Then go in, kill two more enemis, and then the spoils are yours. There are guns, a first aid kit, and a shotgun, so pick it all up and get back in the car. Drive Jacob back and that's all from him. ----- Now that Jacob has no more work for you, feel free to go on dates with either Roman or Michelle (and I hope you realize you are just hanging out with Roman and you do not actually have him as a love interest), but when you call people, be aware of the time of day, for Michelle anyway. For Roman, you can go to a number of places. If you do go with Roman, feel free to drive north to the Strip Club, just don't get lost and don't forget to pay the toll. Now, I will say nothing of going to the strip club, but it is a big improvement from the last game - where is some hot coffee when you need it? Upon him liking you a lot, which I assume taking him to the strip joint will do, then he will like you enough to give you free cab calls whenever you like, just like you set up the strip club outing. As for Michelle, on the second date you should get the Darts place on your map, so set a marker there and take her out. For the darts game, just chip away at your score, and when you get down to 20 or less, start planning so that you can hit a double score to reach zero; double scores are on the outer edges, so if you have ten points left you will need to hit the tiny sliver of five to get ten and double out. Aiming is not hard, just takes a wee bit of patience, and oh yeah, don't take forever to throw either. Once you've won, take her home and try your luck. Darts and the diner are her thing, so hopefully you can get a taste of her "hot coffee", or in this case, "tell me interesting things!" Now is time for Roman's job, not just a man-date. Uncle Vlad ---------- Just get a ride and head over to your old friend. Use the shotgun if you want and once the first two goons are dead, run out the door and then get on your ride to chase down Vlad. Just catch up to him and the dock and get out to confront him. As he is talking, lock on and notice the flashing reticle, that means you can execute him. Shoot and then you get a nice long cutscene. =================== Out of the Dumpster ( DUMP444 ) =================== Now that Vlad is done for, just give Roman a normal call. Go down toward the Pay N Spray to meet him. Crime and Punishment -------------------- Okay, so you wonder where the police station is right? Well, I don't know. But, I do know that if you run into a cop car, then speed away, and then get out on foot and run, once you lose the wanted level you can come back and maybe the cop's car will be there if they got out and chase you. That's the only way I can think of getting a car at this time. *NOTE: Upon checking the physical map that came with the game, I learned there is a police station down the road of your safe house. Even better, there is an empty police car out in the front waiting for you. Just hotwire and run away and you got a police car the easy way.* Once you have a squad car you need to pull over three vans and check them for TV's. Just track down each marker, put on our sirens and stay behind them, and once the message at the bottom says to get and check them, do it. Just do this for one more car, and once you find the third one, that will be the one of course. A guy with a gun will try to stop you, so either kill him or just jump in the van and speed away. Drive the van to the garage and the first mission for Faustin is done. After that, make your way all the way south to go to Faustin's home. Do You Have Protection? ----------------------- After the weird scene, drive Dimitri all the way to the sex shop, should be second nature to us all. Just go in and then target the first guy, then the second guy, and once you are told, shoot the middle guy in the leg. Now follow Dimitri back to the car, but no need to rush too fast now; just make it a nice, slow stroll back outside - oh yeah! Now drive him north to the gun shop, get out, and go inside. Pick up the Micro- SMG on the right and that's it, it's on the house. Now get back in your car and go back to Faustin's house, easy. You should get a text message after from Little Jacob, as you can tell because he no use good grammar. Just make your way to his place. Shadow ------ Yeah, if you thought Jacob was spittin' something nasty, this old dude isn't even speaking English - he must be a professor at a college. Anyway, make your way all the way to the northern island, the one with the lap dance store, but you can get on the island from another route, but still gotta pay the toll. Once there, just walk behind the dealer, but Roman calls at a bad time, so sprint after the dealer for the rest of the way. The trick is once he goes down into a pit area, he will go through a door, then he will go through the next door, not up the stairs. Then jump the fence, go around the cement fence and go through a door, and this time you will go up all the flights of stairs. When he is on his level, shoot the lock, and then take cover and be ready for three enemies, all of which are easy with the shotgun if you still have it. Once they are dead, mission is complete. *NOTE: Perhaps Roman won't call, or maybe if he does, don't answer.* Now you can call Jacob whenever you want to ask for work, like you can right now. But first, there is another drug dude that needs our help. A good thing to do is get him to like you just like Roman does, so if you want a man-date, go play pool. Pool is fun, just follow the messages to get you aim right, then shoot just like in bowling. Best to use the stick view, and the angle you are given is usually a good one. *NOTE: By a job this time, we mean a "side quest" kind thing, where it's not crucial and not an official mission. It does help them like you more though. It's the same deal with Roman and his jobs by cell phone.* Brian's Rock ------------ If you go to your safe house, to the south you will run into the same crack head from Roman's place, the guy that gave you a Ben Franklin. Just get a car, drive him north, and after that, just drive him to his destination. Simple $200. Now go the Faustin's next mission at the Cabaret House. Final Destination ----------------- Just make the long drive to the northern island, you get a call when over the bridge, and then make your way to the train station. Go up the steps and have your gun ready, any gun. Quickly waste his goon, pick up his gun, then leap down onto the rails, watch out for trains, and then leap onto the other side. You REALLY want to shoot him before he gets to his Banshee, a car, not that thing from Halo. Either shoot him after you shoot the goon, shoot him on the stairs, or do what I did and shoot him as he gets into his car. If not, I'm sure it is a brilliant chase, but let's try to avoid it. After that you will get a call from Dimitri, and you should get a text from Roman about some lady friends of his. And since you are closer to Roman, go see him. Logging On ---------- Just go to the east a bit and enter the net cafe. Just log on to a computer, click the mail icon at the top, read the message, reply, and you're done, you may log out. However, there are quite a lot of things you can do on this virtual computer. Aside from looking up singles, at the homepage you can buy ringtones, but your phone isn't good enough; you can still listen to them though. Then you have tons of links to check out, all of them legit, but also pointless. So, log out and the mission is over. Should get an message to check your email, but we'll do that later. For now, just go to Faustin at his home. No Love Lost ------------ Just go west down the road to run into the daughter and biker. After he takes off, get on the bike and follow him, taking note of how to shoot while on the bike. If you can take him out while on the long stretch of road, good. If not, he will join up with his gang somewhere around the bricked area, then just follow them a short distance into the park and they should get out to gun fight ya. So just get off and gun them each one down. Once you do, mission is a success. Could be a date with Michelle or whatever, then go to Faustin's house again. Rigged to Blow -------------- Just drive north until you get near the truck, and get in. Then go north to get on the bridge to Bohan, the northern island you've been to before, and be sure to not crash, or just drive like a normal driver if possible. Just cross the bridge, go into the garage down the street, and after the scene run south until you get your money and a call. ================== Promising Ventures ( VENT555 ) ================== Now go back across the bridge and you should get a call from Roman about a job from Brucie. However, notice there is a green guy marker by the darts place, which is close to the bridge entrance. Go meet him if you can; check the map. Russian Hit ----------- Get in your car or another and then drive to the east. Just get to either side of the alley and get the jump on the gangsters. You can play cover, or just jump out and blast away - your call. Just five of them and then it's over. Thanks for helping Badman, or whatever his name may be. Go save if you like and then go to the "B" on your radar to meet Brucie down by the docks. Search and Delete ----------------- Okay, so like the last time, you again must find a cop car. Instead of getting into trouble and running away, or dialing 911 to get them to you, I have found an empty cop car; and if you check the map that comes with the game in the box, all the police stations are on it. This one is down the street where your safe house is, just a bit to the north. Once you break into it, a cop will come for you, so quickly hotwire and then run away until your star goes away. Now that you have some cop wheels, stay parking until Brucie calls, then access the police computer while parked. Go to the search, then by name, and then type in Lyle Rivas. Once you've marked him on the radar, go north to where Michelle lives and his house is at the intersection. Get out, go through the front door, and hit the marker. Yep, another chase. This one can go on for quite a while, so try to flip him on the long highway. But, the trip does end when you get to Bohan island, and then you just chase him down and take him out however you want. That's it. PMP 600 ------- You can go to Brucie for another job, but now is a good time to check your email at @, the place east of Roman's. Go there, check your emails, and one will be a request by Brucie to find him a PMP 600. Doesn't matter if you drove one over here, you need to get a certain one by a carwash to the east. Go there, beat up the three dudes if you want, and when you do steal the car make sure to not bang it up too much. If you do, take it to the Pay N Spray if it's just mangled. Take it to his garage and you should get over $1000. Then go down the street for his next job. Easy As Can Be -------------- This one is really hard. Just drive up to where the darts bar is and the car is in the alley. Well, there is a lot of risk in this job in fact. Once you have the ride, three cars with gunners will be chasing you. Once you have control, back up a tiny bit, turn right, and ram the other car over. Now drive back the way you came, but unless you have this part of the city memorized, it will be easy to lose your path even if you are paying attention to the radar. Just watch out for the turns, even slow way down, and make sure you maneuver this crap car down to the dock road. It's a long drive to the garage, but once you get the car in, no matter how damaged, it will be a success. ======== Sold Out ( SOLD666 ) ======== Brucie has no more work for you, so unless you have prior engagements, go to the "DR" symbol on the radar. Feel free to save if you want. The Master and the Molotov -------------------------- Dimitri wants you to off Faustin. Drive up the cabaret club and once at the marker you get a call about a gift from Dimitri by the dumpster. Go grab the armor and then go inside the club with a gun ready. After the scene, just lock on and start shooting. There are two guys in front of you, two more goons at the bar, and Faustin shooting at you too. If you just shoot Faustin, he will be off and more goons will appear at the doorway by the stage, three. Take them out and follow him outside where there are about four more goons in the alleyway. Kill them and then go up the stairs, just run up to the top. Then go up and confront Faustin. You can talk, or just execute him. After the deed is done, feel free to backtrack for loose coin and ammo, then return to save at your safe house. Feel free to at any time to call Dimitri. Russian Revolution ------------------ Little Jacob will call soon after you talk with Dimitri, so go where he is, which is by the docks. After the long scene it will be a huge gun fight with guys all around. For one, there is an armor on the ground near where you start, but save it if you still have some armor from the last fight. For now, just stay behind cover and do the old pop and shoot when they are exposed. There are essentially three "waves" of them, but you only face more as you move up. Don't forget to grab the ammo all around, but don't get it when there are guys shooting at you. After Dimitri and the new bad guy split, keep fighting, look to the room on the right for a med kit, and make your way to the other end of the warehouse. Cops will show up, so just run to the door and kill the three or so outside from behind cover. Then feel free to run out, get in a car, and speed away. Get out of range of the fuzz and then take Jacob back to his home. With everything cooled down, call Roman. Roman's Sorrow -------------- Go up northwest to the marker to meet Roman. After the scene, wait for Roman to call Mallorie, then go to the safe house. You'll see it is on fire, so try your luck at the depot. Damn, it's on fire too. Well, head north to Bohan and to the new safe house (from the dialogue it sounds like we are going to see that bad guy from Heavenly Sword). If you want to save, go back inside and up one flight of stairs, then take the first white door you see. And yes, you can actually spend a lot of time just watching CNT on the TV. Like, for real. I spent almost an hour on that channel as I made the body of this guide, and I'll be honest, some of that stuff is better than real television. Anyway, back to the game. The first thing you must do before anything else, go visit the strip club. Because my goodness, the biggest advantage to being in Bohan is that you are just a short drive from the skin bar. And if you think I'm joking, I'm not - okay, I am joking. ============= Brucie's Jobs ( BRUC777 ) ============= These jobs I believe will come up after the first Manny mission in Bohan, but I'll put them here anyway. Out of the Closet... -------------------- Okay, so, go to @ and use the computer. Feel free to check your email if you want, then go to the link to love-meet.net and look under males for French Tom; FYI, don't open the emails from Bruce about the cars as you are on a mission. Once you have him click the "DATE" button at the bottom and then log out. Banshee ------- Now, you have to let some time pass, so why don't you go to your email and look at that message from Brucie about the Banshee? Just go to the corner of the island and kill the three dudes protecting the car, then run away from the cops if they spot you, and return the car, undamaged, to the garage. Now go back to @ and check your email for another job. NRG900 ------ Again, just go kill the two goons holding the bike and then take it back, and use the Pay N Spray if you are wanted or need it fixed. Out of the Closet... Part 2 --------------------------- Now you should get a text from Roman to check your email, so do it. You should check the email from French Tom and reply to it kindly. Now he should request a date at the diner by your old safe house at around 18:00, so check your phone clock and get over there at that time. Go in, meet the guy in the booth, and after the scene you two will be chatting it up. Now, you can get up and ice him right off, but you may want to stick around and listen to some of this. But once Niko mentions his debts, that is you cue to stand up and quickly kill this guy. Run outside and quickly get in a car to outrun the cops, and feel free to use the old Pay N Spray in the area. Once you shake the fuzz, you claim your money. Brucie has another real job at his place, but go to your email again to get another car. Patriot ------- This car will be on the move, but not on the run. It seems like a few good hits from the back, or just making it spin a few times, will make it stop. And you can try to just steal the car while the woman is in it, but good luck with that. Just keep bothering her until she flees the car, then get in. Take it to the garage. If you notice, the next mission is here too, so step into the marker. No. 1 ----- Just get a ride, sans the cops watching, and drive him east. Get out when close to the car and get in. Yep, roll up the starting line down the street and get ready for your first race. Do you have to go full throttle? No, in fact, you can just go at a hurried-but-not-speed-racer pace and still maintain a good lead. Are dirt tactics allowed? Yes, and not just allowed, encouraged. Just spin somebody out from behind and on top of their normal mishaps they should be crashed more than a few times. The key for you is to always know where the next marker is, and if you can't see it use the radar. All I can say is take it easy on the turns and you should win in a walk, and make sure to blast it down the home stretch. After the race, drive him home, but pull over to hear his conversation out before you let him off. And then that's it for Brucie's missions. He is now a friend, so yes, you have to go on man-dates if you want him to like you - ugh. Now, there are some people hanging around town I would like you to meet. First, let's go back to where your old safe house was and at the police station you should see a green man marker on the radar. Get out and go see the drunk. Breaking Mel's Habit -------------------- Yes, good ol' Whatshisname from the bar. Get in your car and drive him up north by the park, and make sure you health is good. Yep, gotta shoot these guys. The quicker the better as you will both have the cops on you, and Mel will be fleeing. But if you kill the three thugs quickly and get in a car, Mel should run back to you. If not, chase him down and wave him in, then flee the cops. After that, take him back to his spot, by the police station, and it's $500 for you. *NOTE: If you die, just go back to the spot you found Mel and he will pop up, even if the marker is not there and he isn't. Just go there and he will be there.* With that done, remember Brian? The first green marker guy you helped buy a rock? Go to the area around the gun shop and you should find him standing around. Go see him. Breaking Brian's Habit ---------------------- Drive him down the road and to the marker, just like you did for Mel. This time, just chase away the thugs with a gunshot and they run. Then take Brian home for your $500 tip. ----- Now, I'll remind you here and maybe never again, make Jacob like you a lot so you can get his weapons delivery. The rest of this section will be over the cars Brucie wants you to get. You can do them now or wait, doesn't matter. And I hope you realize you must reply to Brucie's emails for each mission. Sanchez ------- Don't forget Brucie still has vehicles for you to nab. He wants a Sanchez, so reply to the email and head to the docks. When close to the point, it's best to run over the first two guys, then back up and run over the other two as they get on the bike, or just get out and shoot them; whatever you do, don't let them get away or it's a long chase, but they are easy to knock off the bike and just hard to catch up to. After you bring the bike back, hopefully just across the street from where you got it, go back to @ and read the next email. Feltzer ------- This one is just across the park from the cafe, and when you get there the guy who owns it has been pulled over by the cops. Yes, the Pay N Spray is right down the street, but if the cops see you go in it won't work. Your best bet is to swing around the block and then speed into the Pay N Spray. The alternative is to speed down the highway, and you don't want to do that. Get a new coat of paint and return the car to the garage. Next car up is the Intruder. Intruder -------- Just go east, grab it, come back to the park, and hopefully the cops are just out of view as you enter the Pay N Spray; if not, just drive around the block. Then take it back, easy. Sabre GT -------- Just chase it down and put it in a gentle tailspin to get the driver to flee. Then get it and take it to the garage. It's such a sweet ride, but oh well. Cavalcade --------- This one is in Bohan. Just walk up the guy as he tries to pick up a hooker and toss him out of his car, or shoot him because he will shoot you once you throw him out. Then just cruise all the way back to the garage. PCJ600 ------ Last one is pretty easy. Just go to the park and ram the guy off his bike, then pick it up and drive it back. Brucie will text you confirming this is the last vehicle he needs, so congrats on the easy money. Brucie's Races -------------- Just phone him up about the races and he will send you to one. Speed is not the name of the game. These races are usually competitive for the first ten seconds and then it's just a matter of hitting each checkpoint in a timely manner. The key is not to get the fastest car, or even the best handling car, just slow down for the turns and punch the gas when your car is pointed in the direction you are going; you know, kinda like a real car? If you do want a fast car, there are lots in the streets and around, they aren't that rare. Brucie's Likes -------------- Basically you are interested in the helicopter ride and boat ride, not just for the sake of helping him to like you but also to learn how to pilot said vehicles. The copter is not has hard to drive as it seems, just tilt the LS in the direction you want to go and either ascend or descend as you wish, and then pull the LS back if you want to stop. Takes practice, but this ride will help you get the controls down. The key for Brucie is that if he likes you by 80% (check stats screen) he will let you use the chopper whenever you want, which is not that awesome, but still good to have. ================== Based Out of Bohan ( BOHA888 ) ================== Now, go to the "M" on your map. Escuela of the Streets ---------------------- So get a car and then go park behind the drug dealer. Now for the following game, just stay at least two car lengths behind him, or make it five just too be safe, but you do get one warning if you get too close. Just take it easy and he will eventually stop at the warehouse. Get out and go to the door, but it's locked. Shoot the knob to open the door and then quickly take cover behind the boxes right there. For the guys close to you, just use blind fire, where you don't lock on, and then move around for the farther away targets. There are two on the walkways on the side, so get them before moving. And watch out for the guy in the back with the shotgun, and take it too. There is a med kit in the room by the door, and once they are dead, just go back out. Brucie should call, so now make you way back to the Broker area (the area you started out of), and go meet him. And don't forget to take out your friends if you like while over here as the trips back and forth take quite a while. The stuff about Brucie is in the section above. Go back to Manny whenever to continue the main story. Street Sweeper -------------- If you have Jacob's weapon delivery, call him up and buy either a lot of pistol ammo or some SMG ammo; not a ton, but enough to waste in a drive-by and a chase shootout. Once you have that taken care of, go grab a good car with good control, and if all else fails just get a taxi. Now drive over to the gang members, but they don't shoot you on sight, so get as close as you want. When ready, shoot the first two out front from your car (aim by moving the camera) and then get one more guy on foot in the garage. If you don't have much ammo, quickly jump out and grab their guns, then get back in the car. Now you have to chase the gang car down. It will wind through the streets and then get on the highway. If you can shoot its tires out, that's great; even better if you can kill the driver or shoot the gas tank (not sure if that works anymore). You don't want to get too close to the car, unless you're out of ammo and trying to ram it, because if you stay back a bit you can stay out of range of the gunner for the most part. Just shoot the car until it explodes, then gun down or run over the guys that bailed out. The final step after you clear the mission is to shake the cops which most likely are onto you. You can go to the Pay N Spray way back on the first island if you want, but the best thing is to just outrun them on a long stretch of highway. You could even run on foot. Once the mission is clear, Mallorie will call and refer you to an Elizabeta Torres. Luck of the Irish ----------------- Make your way toward your safe house to the marker and go up the stairs in the building. Grab the Sniper Rifle and go to the vantage point. This is just your standard Sniper Rifle tutorial mission, so it's not that hard. Just hold down the aim button, zoom with the LS, and just wait for the big guy to pull a gun on your two friends. Kill all the guys in the alley with red markers over their heads and keep an eye on your two guys. If you see the message "Packie is in trouble" look down to see him wrestling with a guy and shoot that bad guy. The rest is just killing all the enemies that take cover, and when they are dead look down the alley to see a guy trying to get in a car. Kill him before or when he gets in the car and the mission is a success. Go back to Liz for your next mission. Blow Your Cover --------------- Drive all the way back to the main island and when at the destination, folllow Playboy in and go behind the stairs to get a shotgun before going up to make the deal. Yep, it's a sting. Just use your shotgun and slowly move around with your aim ready to blast. Shoot the first couple of guys through the ruined wall, then peek into the hallway with the staircase to shoot two more cops. Go up the stairs and kill two more, and don't miss the guns all about. Follow your friend up the steps and up to the roof. You got two fights with enemies, and on the second roof you have a body armor on the ground. Stay behind cover and kill everyone. Once you have a wanted level by a door, go down the steps for a shotgun, then go down killing the few more police in the building. On the streets get in the car and then blaze east and shake the cops. Now you will make a trip back to Bohan, but they you will cross over the bridge and take Playboy back to his place on Algonquin island (the middle island). So, now you have this island opened to you, and if you check the map you will find a few locations already dotted. The main ones you would want to visit right now are the clothing stores, but I will leave those as optional to you. There are three clothing stores on the island, one near where you dropped X off, and FYI, that's the only good clothing shop here. After you're done, return to Manny. You should also get calls from Playboy X, Roman, Michelle, and Jacob. But still go to Manny. The Puerto Rican Connection --------------------------- Make your way back to the first island and to the point near Algonquin Bridge. Then you need to follow the train along it's southern portion of the map, but not to the station at the south end of town. Just keep your focus on the train, should be a button to help with that, watch the radar, and drive under it on the streets until it stops. There are just a few points where you need to go just out of the way to find a street, but almost any path will work; stay under it and close. Once it does stop under an overpass, park, go up the stairs on the right, and wait for him to turn be in view. When he turns, pull out your shotgun, lock onto him before he can get down to the ground, and blast him first, then take out the goons. Now your jobs for Manny are done. While in the Broker area, go on dates with Michelle, Jacob, Roman, and race with Brucie, if you want to. You will also get a mystery text from a question mark on Algonquin island, but hold off on that for now. Just go back to Bohan for another Elizabeta mission. The Snow Storm -------------- So to help Jacob and Liz, go to that tiny island to the south between the big ones. At the old hospital you will run into two gangs, but both are enemies. The wise thing to do is use some of the rifle ammo from your last couple of missions and waste the first two guys out front, at least. Then run around the building to the right side, thus avoiding most of the fighting. In the back of the building you will find a ladder. Take it up and then go to cover as you take out the two guys up here. Before you jump down shoot the red barrels to kill anyone under you. Then hop down and get to the room in the corner, what is the upper right corner from the front of the building, or just go left if you came from the back. In this room you will find an AK-47, and in the adjacent room will be two guys and the coke. Kill the guys and anyone nearby and grab the drugs. Okay, so the first part is over. With the drugs you must now exit the building with the cops all over you. They aren't trying to arrest you, so just run to the front, killing anyone in your way, and then make a dash outside. Get the truck that you saw out front on the dirt, not in the parking lot as the cops are all over the lot. Just grab the crappy truck and make your way back to the road and try to shake the fuzz. To clear your status, go to your map and mark the pay n spray on the west side of the island and make your way there; feel free to toss the truck for whatever when it's safe to. Once your three stars are gone, go back to Bohan and give Jacob the cash. And oh boy, what a plot twist! Now go to Elizabeta for one last mission from her. Have a Heart ------------ Poor Manny. Get in the Voodoo and drive back to the Dukes area (if you didn't realize, the first island is broken into two sections, Dukes up north and Broker down south). Once to the marker, that's it. Elizabeta is now gone. ==================== The Island Algonquin ( ISAL999 ) ==================== So, now let us go after new ventures on Algonquin island. First, go to the center of the city and look for a Burger shot in what is the "Time's Square" like area. There should be a green friend marker nearby, so go to him. Urban Consciousness ------------------- Go acros the street with a knife of fists and help Pathos kill the two playa- haters. That's it. Now go south to the pier to meet with the mystery man. Call and Collect ---------------- Francis wants you to go toward the bridge up north. Get there and go to the viewpoint and then wait for the text with the number. Once you have it, walk down the steps and call the number (there is an option to call it, you don't have to type it) and by the hotdog stand should be the guy. Get close and when he runs just pull out your pistol and shoot him dead before he runs too far away. Collect his evidence and then make a long run all the way north along this walkway and you should be able to shake the wanted level. There should also be a bike up the north behind a fence. Once you have the stuff, go further north and drop it off at the location. Now McReary has a "Fm" marker on the map, but since we are up here already, go see Playboy X at the "X" symbol on the map. You should also get a call from Patrick "Packie" McReary about work (the guy from one of Liz's missions), but hold it off for later. Deconstruction For Beginners ---------------------------- So go south and get into the parked car to properly arm yourself. Then get on the lift and take it up the roof, all the way up. From here there are just three lookouts to snipe and all of them are on the front cranes. The first two are easy to spot, but the only way to see the third one is to look as far down as you can while looking down the sight. Once you take them out you can leave, but you can still snipe six more tangos below. They are all in the middle area of the cranes, three on one side and three on the other. If you don't get them now you will fight them later. After sniping, take the lift back down and go right down the street and through the movable gate to get in. The first boss is easy to snipe from right here. But after you kill him there will be a bunch of enemies that pop up and they will rush you from the left, so be ready. Now keep moving to the second building and fight anyone in your way. Go up the ramp and there will be a scene up here, but if you already sniped the enemies that here here you have no need to use your grenades. Just stand up and snipe the boss in the corner. Now go around the corner on the right, kill some goons, and then kill the third boss. One more left and this time come back and go down the left side. Kill more enemies and the copter will drop off a bunch more with AK's on all of them. Just stay back and shoot them all from afar. Then run after the last boss and shoot him down before he runs too far away. And that's that. With that mission a success, go back to X and get the next mission. Photo Shoot ----------- Now your phone has a camera function, as well as ready to get new ringtones from the internet. For now, go to the basketball courts and then walk into, but don't get too close to the three dudes. Walk right and along the fence to behind the bleachers, and you can even jump on them if you like. Now take out your phone, choose the camere option, get it so the three dudes' faces are in the picture of your phone, snap it, and then send it to X. If he calls you then you got the guy; if he texts you then you need to snap again from another angle, but you have to get all of their faces. Once he points out the right guy you can basically kill all of them because they carry guns, but you want to make sure you kill the target first because he will run to a car and speed away. So kill him and you can run away. So after that mission, go to the @ cafe nearby and after you check your spam emails (what else is new?) go to the ringtones option on the homepage and buy whatever ringtones and themes you want. Personally, Honkers and Lesbians is the way to go (what else is new?). *NOTE: If you got the email about ZiT, you can call them and learn the info of songs you hear. The number is 948-555-0100 and if you call when a song is on the radio you can learn the name and artist of the song.* Now go to Dwayne at the "D" on your map. Should get a call from Michelle too to go somewhere, but hold off on that. Ruff Rider ---------- Ride down to the marker, maybe with a good handling or heavy car, and after the scene you better let the girl live for later in the game. Then just get in your car or the nearby bike and chase the guy down. If you can ram him over, that's great. However, your safest bet is to shoot him off the bike and run him over as he falls off, or just shoot him again before he gets in a car. If the cops are after you, shake them and then go to the Cluckin' Bell in the downtown area. After that, remember Pathos? The underground rapper dude? Go to the north end of "Time's Square" and he will be there. Wankstas -------- Yep, gotta bail him out again, but this time you have to shoot those haters. Kill them and then get to a nearby car to take him to the hospital. I don't think you are timed at all, but you can get to the hospital before his talking is over and you can hear him out before letting him off. That's that. Now go to Dwayne for his second mission. Undress to Kill --------------- Yep, because it's been too long since you've been to the strip club. The club is owned by gangsters, so go there and feel free to start shooting the bouncers before offing the three marked leaders. Get the first two in the club and then come out to the parking lot. If you can shoot the third one before he gets too far away you will save yourself a lot of time and ammo. If not, you gotta chase him down the highway and shoot him while driving. Once you kill him the mission is over. Hostile Negotiation ------------------- This is when I got a call about Roman from Mallorie. Soon after you should get a text from Dimitri. If you do not, then wait until you get this and then come back to read it, but you have no choice of when you accept this mission. Go to the south end of Bohan and toward the warehouse. There is a gun before you step on the marker, but have your AK in hand. After the scene, sneak behind the two enemies and blindfire on them to kill them easily. The rest on the floor and a few up above are killed with your standard pop and fire gunplay. Make your way up to the next level and when you clear all the guys out, go over to the steps and you'll get a body armor. Keep moving up the level where Roman is being held and clear your way across the bridge and into his room. You have a few seconds to get close and then you need to quickly aim at the guys head without hitting your bro. Even if you miss you get one split second to try again before he shoots. If your aim is good, just follow Roman down to the truck and drive him home. Feel free to save afterward. Now make your way back to Algonquin Island. If you go down the eastern road along the river, toward your new safe house if Roman calls you, you should run into a green friend marker at a corner, so check it out. *NOTE: If you check the physical map and find the LCPD in the northeast side of the island, that's where he is.* Jeff's Wife ----------- Just hop in the car and follow them to a cafe. Don't get too close of they will run. Just get them into view and snap a photo. If you get the message to leave the place, just go outside and the mission is over. Now just wait around until Playboy X calls again for the final mission from him. The Holland Play ---------------- This one is a long one. The first call from Playboy is just an intro into the subject. Then you are free to do whatever. At some point Dwayne will call and give you his side of the story. Now, you can try to call Playboy X, but he may not pick up. If not, you may have to wait a while before he calls you again. Once you get a second call from Playboy you are forced to finish this mission. You are given an X and a D on your map. It's your choice, but here are the rewards for each kill. If you kill X you get his crib and D will be your BFF. If you kill Dwayne then you get money from X but he will not be your friend. The choice is pretty clear: kill Playboy X. Go to his loft and after the scene just blindfire to kill the four enemies (one by the pool table). Then run outside and after the quick scene you need to jump to the roof and then down the flights of stairs. Outside you need to kill a gunner and a driver, then go find X stuck at a locked door and gun him down, or maybe execute him. After you do, Dwayne is your friend and the fancy loft is now your own safe house. And there has to be something said about a game where you can watch an HDTV on your HDTV. ============= The Paper Man ( PAP1010 ) ============= Go the question mark in the middle of the city, where Michelle wanted you to go, and you will be in the hands of U.L. Paper. Wrong is Right -------------- Well, if you didn't realize it by now, Michelle is a cop, and her name isn't Michelle, it's Karen. Go to Broker and into the building. Get on the computer and check his emails; visiting www.liesdamnlies.net is optional. Read all three and then get out. Head down the road to the location. Now you must chase and shoot him dead. This chase can go on for a long time if you suck, so don't suck. Kill him and if the fuzz is on you they should go away once you get him, I think, maybe not. Go back to the "U" on the map. Portrait of a Killer -------------------- He will send you a text message and then request you get a cop car. No, don't even worry about a police station. Just find a cop car, kill the cop, and then outrun the police. Or yes, if all else fails just go to your old spot back in Broker to get that one parked one. *NOTE: There are two police stations to the northwest of where you meet Paper.* Once you got it, use the computer and search by photo to upload your image. When you have him, mark him on your radar and head out back to Dukes. When at the place, just park on the right and then get out and feel free to snipe as many enemies as you can see. Go up and clean the rest out, then you will notice one more is on a roof, but no ladder. Go to the crates and hop up them to get in view of the last enemy and kill him for a job well done. *NOTE: Now may be the time when you are forced to finish The Holland Play, so go up and read if you need to.* Go back to Paper for the next job. Dust Off -------- This is you basic "follow the moving vehicle until it stops and then shoot the bad guys" mission. Make sure you have a good car and then go the marker, which is on the road FYI. Then get on the highway and stay on it as you go south. When you get to the tip of the island, curve around and follow this highway north. Once the copter stops on your left, turn left, ram the gate, and then try to crash the car into the people exiting the copter. Get out and kill them all before getting in the bird and quickly flying away, as a guy will try to get on (it's great if he grabs the leg and gets tossed in the air!). Now fly it east, hopefully you have flown one with Brucie, and land at the marker to end the mission. There is a car nearby and if you exit through the north gate you can wait for the guard to raise the bars so you can get through. I think you know what I'm about to say. Take a break and take your remaining friends out on the town, mainly Brucie and Jacob. ----- Paper's next mission will take a while to trigger, so feel free to start on the Packie missions and Paper will call again. Paper Trail ----------- This mission is easier than it seems. For one, I hope you know how to pilot this thing by now and that you realize the ascend and descend work much quicker than it seems. Anyway, just get up and follow the chopper all around the city, through the buildings, under the bridge, and then over the water; if you are really scared and not good, just take it slow on the turns among the skyscrapers. Once you are over the water you must line Jacob (hanging out of the left side) with the chopper so that he can fire. The chopper seems to bog up and down, so maybe just try to stay at the height it will come to and hope Jacob connects. It shouldn't take too many shots before you blow it out of the skies. After you get it, fly him to the south end of Algon island, maybe take a quick look at the Statue of Happiness, and land it to end the mission. Paper calls soon after and he will help you, later. For right now, let us continue our work with Packie. Go back to him for the next job; yes, take the helicopter over there. ============== Packie McReary ( PAC1111 ) ============== You may have to start this first one before finishing the Paper missions, so go to the Dukes area and find the "PM" to get it started. Harboring a Grudge ------------------ Kate looks like my kind of woman; you can have the grandma. Get in your fly ride and go to the harbor in Algonquin. Follow Packie to the side of the building and then climb with him, taking note of the shimmying part. After the scene you need to climb down on the right and then get to the crate, take cover, and toss a frag and start shooting. Kill all the guys all around on the ground, then kill the guys on both sides in the warehouse. *NOTE: It may actually be easier to stay up on the roof and just use the pistol to kill everyone.* Get in the truck and wait for Packie, then go out through the gate in the front (not the fence or you will get stuck). Of course bad guys will chase you, but you are now told how to drop grenades while driving. You just switch to the frags, hold down the shoot button, and when it starts beeping you can let it drop; wait too long as it is beeping and you will kill yourself. You can also shoot if you want, and this truck can take loads to damage, so just try to get to the destination quickly. Paper will likely call to finish his missions up, so go do that if so, and when that is done come back to Packie. Waste Not Want Knots -------------------- Just get a four-seater and drive to that island with the old hospital. Park and then follow the boys along the fences to enter the warehouse area. Shoot it out with the bad guys, but your biggest enemy is the friendly-fire, so know where your allies are at all times. Kill all the enemies and go inside to fight more enemies on your way up the stash. Once you have it, fight your way back down the stairs and this time take the back door in the upper right corner, just be careful of the guys all around. Go to the dock and then you will be prompted to swim, which should be your first time. Swimming is just like walking and running. Get to the boat, get on like a you would a car, and then drive to the dock; just note the sharp turns are done with the handbrake button. Kate ---- After that mission Packie will soon call you and tell you to hit it off with Kate. Call her up and go get her way to the east. Drive her to the bar where the darts are and just get wasted (which is just as rewarding as it is in real like kids); I will not make an Irish and drunkedness joke at this time, but I could. Hopefully you are way in the like with Roman and you can call up a cab to take you guys home; if it's your first time in the cab just set the destination with the run button and after the driver is done talking you can skip the ride. *NOTE: You can also call a cab, which is to run up and hold the "get in car" button to get in as a passenger.* ----- This next mission if for Jeff, which happens at I-don't-know-when, but when he calls you must go to him. Jeff's Wife Who Stabbed Herself Fifty Times ------------------------------------------- The car park is underground and if you follow the markers you will be able to get there. Just get the car and try to drive to the northern end of the island without the cops spotting you, but they probably will. Just shake them and get to the marker. Now all you do is back up a bit, get some speed going down the grassy hill, and then bail on the car like 50 feet before you hit the edge. If you sink the car successfully you will get a message saying so and then call Jeff. ----- *NOTE: FYI, the area you dumped that body is prime territory for the ladies of the night if you catch my drift. You must try out all three "services", not for the empty virtual moaning or to see that there is no health boost, but just for Niko's one-liners.* For the next Packie mission you must have a whole get-up of expensive clothes. So, go to either Perseus clothing shops on Algonquin (the two lower ones). The trick is to buy a suit and shoes only, not the slacks on the wall; this is because the suit comes with pants. So buy a suit with a tie and any shoes and then come back to Packie between 6:00 AM and 7:00 PM. *NOTE: Make sure you get full armor before going into this mission. Also, do not wear glasses or a hat.* Three Leaf Clover ----------------- Just get a four-seater and then drive them downtown Algonquin. Note you get an M16, I think. After the scene just go down into the vault through the blasted door. After the next scene you are very surrounded. Your goal now is to follow Packie to the north, on foot, as you guys plow through tons of cops. Just clear the cops outside, feel free to toss a frag or two at the cars, and then go out and follow them to the right where you will fight more cops down the alley. The rest is more of less the same and just make sure you are with your friends. Then you will hit the subway station. Fight your way down the stairs, ready for the groups of SWAT with armor on, and then shoot it out when near the tracks. Then get on the tracks with you guys and make sure you cover your backs. When they say run, go with them down the tracks and make sure you avoid getting run over. When you get to the service stairway, climb them and then go through the door to get out (the door swings open). Then kill the two cops on the right before getting in the SUV, or the cop car I guess. All I did from here was run away and go north, out of range of the cops and that lost the wanted level. If you are not so fortunate, just go west to the paint shop. Once you shake the cops, take Packie back home. Feel free to now take Kate on another date. You will also get a lot of calls about new ventures. You should have mission open for Gerry McReary, Francis McReary, Derrick McReary, and Ray Boccino. ================== The Family McReary ( MCR1212 ) ================== Let's do the first mission with Gerry now, which is in the backyard of Packie's house. Actions Speak Louder Than Words ------------------------------- Go up the street and pick up the bomb in an alley. Then get a good car and drive to downtown Algonquin and go to the street either behind or in front of the alley with the car, but you can't block the alley. Plant the bomb and then go park in the spot across the street from the car. Now stay 5-10 car lengths away from them as you follow the car all the way up north. When there and after the scene, get out of the car and go to the marker in the park. Whip out your phone, select Gerry, and the select detonate. Now just kill the remaining targets from afar or up close, but you need to quickly get in your car to make your escape from the cops. There is a nearby Pay N Spray. Once you lose them, the mission is over. Go back to Gerry for phase 2. I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, and Your Motorcycle ---------------------------------------------------- Yes, apart from the longest titles in the game, this is a line from Terminator 2. Go get on the motorcycle and then head to Algonquin, again. Hit the marker and then you have to chase the dude on two wheels, which is hard, but you are given some room for error, or two. Just try to pop at least his tires while on Algonquin, but he will take to a tunnel that goes to the third island of Alderney. Just chase him down, shoot him or hope he wrecks, and then it's over. You seem to have a long leash to get behind if you crash, but please just try to stay with him and under control. After this mission Gerry will go away for a while, so now go to Francis on Algonquin. Final Interview... Part 1 ------------------------- Go to the @ cafe up north. Get on the computer and click the "Tom Goldberg" banner, click "Careers" and then "Submit Resume". Feel free to read your fake resume and then submit it. That's it, now exit and you will give a call and then get a text from the company saying they are closed. You are free to do whatever. To finish this mission takes a long while, so part 2 is in the next section. Now go to Alderney island and head to Derrick's location. Smackdown --------- There are cop cars to the north of the park, so just steal one while no cops are looking and you're good (I'll feel real dumb if this was the case for all the cop car missions). Park and access the computer and type in Bucky Sligo. Mark his location and then drive all the way north to the Burger Shot. *NOTE: Feel free to get a shotgun and armor from the gun shop or Little Jacob - you'll need both. Once there, anyone with half the ability to drive should be able to keep up with his slow car as he drives through back-alleys and fences. When he gets to the house you can shoot him before he gets inside. Go with with your gun and start blasting. You have to work quick because the cops will be on you in a hurry. You don't want to risk being arrested, so you pretty much have to shoot at them too; if no cops see you shooting up the house you will be in a good position. If the cops are onto your before you kill all the thugs, consider running out the back door and just hoofing it on foot until out of range, or just get a car and either run or get some new paint. Once you shake the cops you get the call from Derrick about the mission being complete. ================================= The Italian and Irish Connections ( CON1313 ) ================================= Check your map to see a "RB" for the Roy symbol, downtown Algonquin. However, there is one green friend marker in town to go visit real quick. He is north of the gun shop on Alderney. Well, provided you let him live that is. Ivan the Naive -------------- Just drive up the street with him and then onto the marker. You will be behind cover after the scene. Waste the guy on the roof to the right, then the guys in the alley, then the guy on the stairwell on the left, and then anyone else. Collect the guns and money and then talk to Ivan. Now go to Algonquin, to the Time's Square area, and go to the south end; which is north of Ray Boccino's mission marker, which is also northwest of the gun shop. Jeff's End ---------- That's about it. Just go up to him, trigger the scene, and he dies. Do stay and listen to the guy that ran him over. Walk away to "clear" the mission. Now go to Ray's marker at long last. A Long Way to Fall ------------------ You will get a text while going up north. Get off at the marker and go meet the guy with the 72 jersey. Point a gun at him to intimidate him, then go into the building and get on the elevator. Now begins your tango with goons in pop and drop shooting. You must get up to the three floor from here and there will be enemies at each corner and then some. There are health kits in some places if you need them. Best to have a shotgun, but any gun works. When you get to the third floor, go in the room and waste three enemies. Go to the kitchen, grab the health, and then come back. After the scene, go back to the stairwell and kill two guys on your way to the roof. There is one more goon on the roof, then you can waste the target from the doorway, or just go over and kill him. Beating this mission sets you back on the ground and Ray will text you about a new safehouse in Alderney. Brucie should call too and tell you that a Stevie will ask you for new rides. Do any dates you need to do if you haven't in a while, or whatever Stevie asks of you. If you do at this time, it should take long enough for the Goldberg offices to schedule an interview with you, but it will take another day, the next noon in fact, so you are free to waste time until then. Just know that you need to be there by about 9 AM, and most likely you will need to buy a new set of shoes from the nearby Perseus. *NOTE: If you need something good to do with your time while you wait, go get a knife, from Little Jacob's gun service.* Final Interview... Part 2 ------------------------- *NOTE: I hope you realize not to wear sunglasses or hat. Just suit and shoes.* Just like the Packie mission, have a suit and tie and shoes on from Perseus, no pants. Go to the building at nine in the morning, before noon, and hit the marker to be buzzed in. Go the receptionist and then follow her. Go into his office. Once the interview starts you can stand up, which doesn't raise alarm. Then get your knife out and target him. He will cough up the files on his desk, then go over and slash him once (a stealth kill). Then run out of the building and take the files to Francis. Easy mission, but poor pay. Since you're here, do Francis' next one. Holland Nights -------------- Go up the Holland, the area to the north, and get to the marker. Now, you can go up the stairs on either side, and you can go up them without killing the guys on the ground. However, you will have to fight them on the way back. And the side you go up should be the side you come back down. *NOTE: Bromand says there is a crane, shortly after the cutscene, where you can get on top and snipe Clarence. Of course you lose the ability to do his "side mission" later, but it doesn't affect 100% completion.* When you go up the steps you will hit a guy that wants to fight, so just shoot him and then the guys on this level. Follow the walkway and make sure you are ready for guys to be around every corner. Clarence will just make his way up to the roof, but don't shoot him before then. Just waste his guys as you make your way up there. When you get to the roof you are given the choice of saving him, and if you do you can meet him later. The hard part is making it back down to the ground with the cops all over you. Just run down the way you came up and blast any cops in your way, which should just keep you at a 3 star level. Quickly run to your car if you can and speed up north to the paint shop, and even west on Alderney is another just over the bridge. Whenever you wish, go back to Francis who is now way to the south end of Algonquin, near a fountain. Lure ---- Go up north and grab the car, then go to the apartment marker further north in Holland. Go through the door and then up the stairs to the roof. During the cutscene, notice the number on the phone. Call 545-555-0122 and once you pull your gun out just zoom in and snipe his head. Simply return to the streets to make the call. *NOTE: Dennis Marjoncu says you can shoot the satellite so to disrupt his TV.* No more Francis work, so go to Ray. Taking in the Trash ------------------- Go around the right corner and you will drive the trash truck. Head a short distance east to the first pickup, press the run button to open the back of the truck. Drive west to the next spot, and after this one you will have some company. It's actually easy to drop the grenades, just don't blow yourself up; toss them before too long if you do, or don't at all. Just get to the garage and you're done. Now go back to Ray. Meltdown -------- Just drive west and to the marker, then you will be in a new, faster car at the start of the chase. You don't need to kill them, and you lose if you do. You can shoot at the gunner, but that is it. Just keep up with them and be ready for when they turn into Middle Park. Then get out and gun them down on foot. After you kill the first three, go into the bathroom down the steps and on the right and shoot the doors until you find Luca. Execute him by getting close, then grab the rocks. Now go to the bridge in the middle of the park, get on it, and get to the marker. Mission complete. Again, unless you got other plans, back to Ray. Make sure you got armor on. Museum Piece ------------ Just go back to the park and go meet Johnny. After the scene you have a big fight to get outside. It's just your standard pop and shoot gunplay. Start with the guy on your left, and the rest is just being ready for enemies with every step you take. Once you clear the top areas, both sides, once you get down the stairs there will be more enemies up top. Clear the bottom, go through the doors, be ready for guys around the corner, and then kill two more outside by the cars. *NOTE: These guys drop good guns, especially the beefier pistols. Pick those up and you can use it for the whole fight. It's the Combat Pistol.* Next is the chase where you only need to get that enemy car out of your radar. This is easy if you swing around the park and then zip down the other side. I guess you could stop and shoot that car out once you lose the rest of the enemies; just zoom away, it's much easier. And when you call Ray the mission will be over. Not trying to sound like a broken record, but if no prior engagements, return to Ray yet again. However, let us go south of Ray's marker to a little park where a friend is marked. Marnie's Junk ------------- Just drive her to Alderney, give her $500, and that's it. Now back to Ray. No Way on the Subway -------------------- Just drive way up north. After the scene you will be in a bike chase, so do your best to shoot them off, but it will likely take you the whole duration of the chase to finish off the second buy. Watch out when they get on the tracks for the subway as you can easily miss the hole, but even if you fall you should try to shoot one of them down so you can take their bike. Once in the tunnels just try to keep up and do your best to shoot him, but I'm pretty sure you can't kill him until you get to the dead-end over the water. Watch out for the left turn when you hit the open area of track, then follow him to the dead-end where you can kill him. After the mission, drive back and look for a place on the right to get on a walkway so you don't have to drive all the way back the way you came. You should get a call about a Talbot, and then you call Roman. ================ The McReary Mess ( MES1414 ) ================ Weekend at Florian's -------------------- Go pick up Roman, who should be just up the street if you exited the bridge via the walkway, and then drive him south. Best to have a four-seater already as you'll need one once you speak with Talbot. Drive him up north, but he's a real stickler about proper driving, so try to obey the law so he shuts up. Just follow his directions and you will end up on the west side of the island. It's just a scene to enjoy, that's it. You can stick around and wait for Bernie's mission to pop up, but I say just go to Ray to get closer to finishing his part up. Paper should also call soon to confirm he is still searching for Darko. Late Checkout ------------- Go up north to the hotel and then take the elevator up, the one on the right. Just blast the first guy and then take cover. Toss a frag down the hall and make your way down the hall as you clear the rest out. Go up the stairs as you handle enemies and go through the doors. Kill the guys in the living room, then go to the kitchen where you can let one guy live. Go upstairs and kill the guy in the next room, then go up to the roof where you will waste Isaac and two goons. Grab the body armor on the right and then take the stairs on the left where you must fight three more goons. Now go to the corner of the next roof and use the lift to get to the ground. Then just go to the streets, get a car, zoom either north or south to shake the cops, and you're done with Ray's missions. You should get a text soon from Ray to go meet him at a pier. Go to the "PB" marker on Alderney to meet Phil Bell. Truck Hustle ------------ Get in a car and go north to the alley. After the scene you should toss a frag into the middle, then toss one soon after at the truck that pulls in. Just stay here and kill everyone, just watch out for the shotgunners that will try to rush you. Move down the alley and soon the truch will pull out, so jump out of your cover and run after it. Get to the marker at its back and then tap the run button to pull yourself up. Then get to the roof, and one the roof you need to watch the movement of the truck as you crawl up to the front; if the truck turns left, you pull to the right and even roll. Once you have the truck drive it an old mansion and that's that. *NOTE: Thought they look different, I'm pretty sure this is reference to the mansion from the first game, and I believe the islands from GTA3 have been switched in GTA4, sans the dam on the island with the airport. But other than that the cities of the two games have little in common.* This is when I got the call from Dwayne to start hanging out, so do that if so. You should also get a most interesting call concerning Roman and Mallorie soon. After whatever, go to Derrick, who is near you safehouse in Alderney. Babysitting ----------- Boat up north, then follow Kim in the big boat. Soon some speedboats will come into the picture with guns blazin'. Shoot them as best you can, and once you pass under a bridge you will get the okay to let go of the wheel. You'll have the RPG in hand and you need to blast the chopper and the boats. Take the wheel and lead in on home. You're in Bohan, so get back to Alderney for the next Derrick mission. Tunnel of Death --------------- Drive up north and grab the truck in the alley. After the scene, drive the truck down the tunnel, but be ready to turn to set the truck across the two lanes of the one side of the tunnel. After the next scene just start wasting all the cops. Once they are done for, drive down the right side of the tunnel, toward Alderney, and all I can say is you have to shake the cops in the downtown area, which is the north end of the island. Can't shoot at them, so just weave in and out of turns and just keep moving. Once you see the wanted zone freeze and you are close to the edge, get out of the zone and just wait in a corner or something until you are clear. Now drive the truck toward the marker on the east end, then take the new car to the northwest end of the island, down a dirt road along the coast. Waste poor old Aiden. Now go east and you should see a green marker nearby in an alley, which is west of the paint shop. Prepare of the most disturbing thing in recent gaming history. Eddie's Heavy Bag ----------------- Get in the car nearby if you don't got one and then drive him to the east end of the island. Drive him to the marker at the dock and then wait for him. Then drive him to Algonquin, but be sure to hear his conversation out, or not, it's really up to you. So after that creepiness, things work out pretty well as Francis McReary's next mission should be south of you, so go there. This mission is on Algonquin, FYI. Blood Brothers -------------- Well, get in a car and head to the east end of Algonquin. Get to the marker and then jump up to the platform on the side of the building to find the lift and take it up. Get into position and you have a choice. To put it plainly, kill Francis, the prick cop. He just gives you the ability to wash away a wanted level. I don't know what the difference is, but I think killing Francis skips his two last missions. I'm not sure, but I iced him anyway. Undertaker ---------- You get sent into this mission upon completion of the last one, so you must go to your safehouse and put on your suit and smart shoes, if you don't already have them on. Then drive south to the church. Of course you get ambushed, so get out your big gun and get ready to waste two cars-worth of enemies, then some more up the alley in front of the church. Just don't get blasted. Now you have to drive the hearse to Colony Island while under fire, and while not going too fast as the coffin will slide out if you do. Just take it easy, try to blast the enemy car, and make it to the cemetery with the dead guy intact. You soon learn Gerry in in the correctional facility on the south end of Alderney, so go there. I'll Take Her ------------- Go north to the @ cafe in the neighborhood. Get on and click the autoeroticar .com link. Click "View Cars" and then scroll down to the Feltzer. You now have her number. I say either do a quick mission is you've just missed the time and it's late at night, or just go on a date if you need a little bit of time to waste. If it is between 8AM and 9PM, call her number and then go to the south side and pick Gracie up to test her car. Drive a bit south and watch for the "initiate kidnapping" message. Then turn around and head north along the set path. She will try to turn the wheel, so brake when she does. Just drive down to the downtown area until you smack her, then drive to the alleyway, both markers. ================== Killing New People ( KIL1515 ) ================== This section is meant to take care of the other random people we've missed, as well as move the story along. For your first mission, go to Bernie on Algonquin. Hating the Haters ----------------- Just get in the car and drive over a block to the park. Now jog behind him at about three-car lengths behind. Under a bridge you will run into the hater, so chase him up to the bridge and get on a scooter (a Faggio, yes). Gotta chase him as best you can through the park and try to shoot him off. If you don't manage to get him early, when you get to the road of the bridge you will pick up Bernie. Then if you haven't finished off the hater, just do it on the main street. After that, take Bernie way down to the Perseus store to the south. Now go toward Bernie again, but go north of him to find a green friend marker on a corner. Go see her. Breaking Marnie's Habit ----------------------- Just pick her up and take her to the train station I believe. A nice end to what could be a sad story. Anyway, back to Bernie's. Union Drive ----------- Now, I found a Turismo down the street, which is the best car in the game, so hopefully you are just as lucky. Pick up your friend and then head to the north east corner of the island. *NOTE: I'm starting to get the sense that most chases can't be ended before they have ran their course.* Now begins the hardest chase yet, and you need the Turismo just to keep up. Try your best to shoot them eary before they get to the highway because it's a mess once they do. You get maybe one mistake on this chase and if you do crash you had better correct yourself fast. Here are a few things to note: he will change lanes toward the south end of the highway, a cop will try to get him but will fail, there will be many vehicles in your way, and the chase eventually ends at a park where you can shoot it out with them. Kill them, shake any cops on your trail, and then take him home. It's a good idea to store this car in the yellow lines of a safehouse for a race or what not. Remember Clarence from that Francis mission? Head to the Holland area, well, where the projects area is, the place where you chased him to the roof, and he should be there. It's east of the Modo store. Clarence's Revenge ------------------ Yup, he didn't learn his lesson the first time. Just shoot it out with him - he doesn't go down easily - but there is no way you should lose this pop and shoot battle. Collect his dough as payment. Bernie should text you soon about the next mission, so head way down to the pier at the south end of Algonquin. Now head south to Bernie between 5:45AM and 6:45PM. Buoys Ahoy ---------- Just boat him east to the marker by the beach. This chase is and exercise in using the handbrake on the boat, which should be the run button or a shoulder button. Using the handbrake makes you turn much more sharply on the boat and with more control that in a car. Just follow them to the end of the chase where they will beach themselves on land and run. So beach yourself and then get out and chase down both men. Kill them, come back to Bernie, and that's it. Now, feel free to go east and see the Pavilion Towers from the World's Fair, then do any dates you may need before going south, all the way toward the bowling alley. You should see a green friend marker on the bordwalk on the west end. Mrs. Faustin's Retribution -------------------------- Go north a bit to meet the boyfriend and just beat him up with your fists, and try not to get caught by the cops. You can chase him, but if you just run into him he will stop and you can beat him up in the alley. You'll get a call later saying that the daughter and the sleazeball have broken up. ----- After that, notice the "B" marker on your map, even though you've beaten all of Bernie's missions. Go there to find an Infernus parked in the lot. Drive it out and take it to a parking spot in front of a safehouse because you want to save this thing for races. Now you may have already heard about Gracie, so go to the little white person marker that looks like a "V" in Alderney. Gracie's Pic ------------ Just go in and up the stairs one level. Go in the white door and get her to look up. Take her photo with your camera and send off the picture. Leave the building and that's that. Ray should call you soon, but let us go to the south end of Alderney, to the pay phone for the Assassination missions. Assassin's Pay Phone -------------------- I believe these are in random order. Here are all nine, and you can do them all now or not. Guns and armor are provided nearby for each mission. Keep in mind the gun shop is right behind you. Best to buy an RPG for certain missions. Hook, Line, and Sinker - Head north toward the old mansion, but go down to the beach. Get in a boat and head east until you reach the target, then chase him and shoot him. You want to target the driver as you can kill him without blowing up the whole boat. Should be easy. R.U.B. Down - Just go up to the dealers and maybe shoot an RPG into them if you have one. Kill as many as you can, then chase down the rest. Gotta kill them all quickly before one gets too far away. The RPG route is probably the best, or a grenade. Taken Out - This one is way tough as you got the two guard cars and then you need to take out the limo. Again, an RPG is a quick fix, or even a grenade in the limo's path. Whatever you do, you just have one shot before they flee, so make your first shot count. Derelict Target - Just approach the building and you will see two of targets. Get back and snipe them and their buddies; one is on the ground and the other in a window up above. Then get in the building and start climbing the stairs while fighting the set bad guys. Kill the last target and the mission is over. Industrial Action - You get the expensive sniper rifle for this job, so be sure to pick that up by the stacks. When you get to the refinery you need to pick anywhere to start sniping. Kill as many as you can from your spot, but they will scatter. Move around to the middle, using the stairs along the outer fence to jump inside, and then just keep looking up for the red markers. Snipe them and that's it. Watar Hazard - Another sniper rifle provided. This one is simple, just go to the marker, go to the sidewalk, look into the water, snipe the guy, and that's it. Migration Control - Another sniping mission. Just drive to the Booth Tunnel, but don't go in. Instead, drive or run down the steps on the right side and get into view of the helipad. Wait for the woman to walk up the steps to the chopper and sniper her before she gets on. If you don't, I'm not sure what happens but I'm sure you fail. Bailing Out for Good - This isn't a sniper mission, but I say it is. Provided you have a sniper rifle on your own, drive to the police station and when you get close you need to quickly step out of your car, get out your rifle, and then snipe the dude, or the driver. If not, I imagine you have to chase them down and kill them. Dead End - Given grenades for this one. Drive up north toward the bridge, then get ready to chase the target a short distance into an alley on the right. When you do you will be in the middle of an ambush. Just kill all the enemies that cover the exits and the ones you get stuck with and that's it. Shake the cops if they spot you. ----- Now you should have long gotten a call from Packie to go see Gerry at the pen, so go to the south end of Alderney when ready. She's a Keeper -------------- Drive up north to the safehouse and pick up the bitch. You gotta get her to the north of Algonquin while under fire, but don't get tore up of you fail (you kill her, but more importantly, you fail). You may get some cop heat on you, or not, just take her near the pay n spray up north and drive her into the marker. Now go back to Gerry at the state pen. Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend --------------------------------- Yep, you came all the way back to the correctional facility just to go back to pick up the girl and Packie. Head to Bohan and then take the turnpike bridge, but after the gate you will hang a right to get on the island roads. Follow the path around, though I'm sure there is a faster way, and go to the pier. After the scene, just stay behind the car as you waste a few enemies, then follow Packie into the pit area as you kill the rest down here and start on the ones up high. Kill them and get on the ramp, body armor there too, and then take out the guys on the walkways. Make your way to a split in the road where Packie takes the left path and you take the right; grenades by a box before you take your path. Use those grenades to blast the cars that pull in in the middle, then go help Packie kill the guys on his side. After the next scene, kill the last two guys, then take the ladder down to the streets. All that is left is to get a car and take Packie home (don't follow the yellow lines on the radar, just get up the nearest ramp to get on the highway). That concludes your dealings with the McReary's, finally, but you can tell it is all intermingling. ================== Meeting New People ( MEE1616 ) ================== The New Women ------------- Let me start by saying there are three other women to date: Alexandra Chilton, Carmen Ortiz, and Kiki Jenkins. You can find them on the internet. Alex is on Craplist.net, while the other two are on love-meet.net, as SoBoHoe and LawChick (it's all in an email you got at some point). *NOTE: Add the "www." before each address. Alex is listed as "Party girl...".* I won't go into great detail on the women, and I won't say anything more at all. They are just there to have fun with, literally, and have no bearing on the story. If you want to add three more "buddies" to your phone that will call you at all hours of the day, be my guest. I would rather save them for after the story. ----- Go to the southwest corner of Algonquin island, more to the west of the gun shop. You should see a guy selling handbags on the sidewalk. Hossan's Quality Goods ---------------------- Get a car and then just drive him a bit south to the marker. After the scene make sure you pick up Hossan and then go after the guy. It's best to spin him out from behind, then run him over, or just gun him down. After that, take Hossan back to an alley. Now go to the north end of Algonquin, just a tad north of Modo, and you should run into Cherise, a certain someone from an earlier mission, provided you spared her life. Cherise's Boyfriend ------------------- Just drive her north a bit and then go beat up the dude, not kill. Talk to her and that's that. This next one has to be at night. Go back to around the area where you found Hossan, west of the southern gun shop on Algonquin, and you should run into Sara. Poor, Unfortunate Sara ---------------------- Drive her up north to the west side of Middle Park, then fight her husband, or whoever that is. Now go to the Jimmy Pegorino marker on the north side of Alderney, but make sure you got a suit and tie and shoes on for the job. Pegorino's Pride ---------------- Get in the car and don't leave Pergorino behind. Drive them all the way south to an old refinery. After the scene, go into the building and get to the stairwell, a shotgun under it, then get to the top and to the point. Wait for the enemies to pop up in the back and start sniping all the red targets. A car will pull up, so snipe them too. Now get out a machine gun and go back down to the ground. Kill the many enemies behind cover on your way to the back of the warehouse to save Pegorino. After you get him and the scene, follow the marked car. It is hard enough just following it out of the dirt path, let alone following it on it's series of jumps and ramps. Just don't get too far behind and soon the car will stop and you can gun them down. Grab the cash and head back to the mansion. Mission complete. Jimmy should text you real soon, so go back, or I guess stay there; maybe you have to walk away to get the text. Payback ------- May want to load up on grenades, about ten or so. Just drive down south. After the scene the chase gets wild and crazy, but if he went any faster it might be a bit more difficult. As it stands, they go pretty slowly and the end point is not too far away. Just follow them at a distance as they go through the alleys and you'll be fine. When you get to the auto lot, just toss two grenades at the sides of them, then quickly clean up the survivors after the cops get on your tail. Just watch out for the exploding cars yourself. Once you kill everyone, go to the south side of the car dealership to find vehicles to make your escape from the fuzz. Get lost and the mission is over. There is a "P" mission over at the classy strip club called Honkers - you know, the wallpaper on your cellphone? Catch the Wave -------------- Drive you guys to the truck under the overpass in the downtown area. Then drive it all the way to that one island from a few missions back. There is actually an on-ramp before the toll booth, FYI. The roads down here are one- way, but feel free to run over the grass. After you get the briefing from the cutscene, shoot the guys around the truck while inside, then get out and take cover on the left side of the doorway. Pop the guys up top on the right, then the guys on the bottom, and then move out to get the rest, all the while watching up top for more enemies. Move up with your friend and be ready for bad guys to pop up anywhere, even behind you. Once out on the docks, go left, grab the body armor, then get on the boat. Just follow Phil, but some enemy boats will tail you. If you can actually stay in FRONT of Phil, that will work and that should prevent the bad guys from shooting you up, or just shoot back at them if you want to. Go to the dock after the attackers give up and jump off to end the mission. Let us now head to the southeast side of Algonquin, go a Pier 45. Out in the front should be Sara, maybe at night only. Sara's Package -------------- Just drive to the northern Perseus, buy the package, say hello to the twin assistants, then return it to her. That's it for her. Now go to Alderney, to the west side of it, north of the @ cafe, maybe at night again. Yep, him. Eddie's Sickness ---------------- Thank God! Just run back a bit and blast him with the shotgun. This has to be one of the more satisfying kills in the game. Feel free to keep blasting into his dead body. ============ The Mob Game ( MOB1717 ) ============ You should have three mission prospects out there: Jimmy, Phil, and this new Gambetti guy. Well, let's go to Phil since he was here first. *NOTE: Make sure you have plenty of M16 ammo.* Trespass -------- Just ride south a bit and make sure you have plenty of M16 ammo and armor. Take the lower tunnel, which just swings you to a hole in the wall on the left. Go through it and get the jump on the first two enemies you see. May want to go out the door on the right so you can get the one guy out here before he gets you first. The climb to the top is just three levels of enemies. The main thing is to toss a frag up the stairs before you go up there, then make sure no is directly above you as you come up the steps. Then it's just take cover and shoot at the bad guys. When you get to the top floor, consider tossing a frag to the pillars to clear out the hiding enemies. Run to the run as the fat man jumps out. Kill the guards and then stand at the window to shoot anyone down below. Drop down but stick to the wall as I believe enemies can shoot you from above if you go away from the wall. Kill the guys, grab the med kit on the ground if you need it, and then go around the corner to kill more guys. Mow your way into the bridge and then be aware of the many enemies up in high places. Climb up the ladders after him and at the top there is a scene. After the scene you can shoot him off, or just unload onto the chopper - even an RPG will work. And that is a success. There is one more random friend to find. Granted that three days have passed since the mission involving her, go to Gracie, just north the last mission, or west of the gun shop. Gracie's Revenge ---------------- Just go up to her and she calls in the reinforcements. Just take cover behind a car and shoot each goon from afar. And if you've followed me, this should be the last random friend encounter. Well, unless you got other plans, back to Phil for one more mission. To Live and Die in Alderney --------------------------- Just drive up north to the old mansion. Now you just need to follow Bell to the end of the chase, which isn't too hard, and the cops don't seem to bother you much, so you don't have to shoot at them. Once you do ditch the cars, fight the cops and the SWAT. Once you kill them, cross the street and get in the van. Just lose the heat, which is easy if you can get into the pay n spray quickly, and then drive to the old safehouse. Easy mission, and if not preoccupied or in need of health or armor, just go over to Jimmy's down the road. Flatline -------- A good ol' fashion whackin'. Go down the road a bit to enter the hospital. Go in without any guns on your hand, then take a right. Go all the way to the end of the hall and blast the two cops. One more is in the room around the corner on the left, then ice Anthony. *NOTE: Corey Person has told me that if you go to the ER you will put on some scrubs, whatever those are (I assume they are those light blue medical clothes).* There will be a few cops to greet you on your way out, and the two you saw in the front. Just make you way back out, and from here you have options. If you plan to outrun the cops, get the cop car; if you want to hit the pay n spray, get whatever you drove up here in. If you want to outrun them, go directly south and over an open edge to shake them good, then just go to the tunnel or wherever. The paint shop is nearby if you choose that route. And once you lose the cops that will be it. Ray will text you soon and tell you to go the Jimmy. So stock up on all your stuff and head back to Jimmy's one last time. Pest Control ------------ The first part is just the scene, then you wait around and Jimmy tells you to ice Ray. I guess tackling the game in the order I did meant he calls you soon after, so just head to Holland in north Algonquin. And if he doesn't call you, take Dwayne on a date, and do any missions you've missed thus far, minus the Gambetti's. Once you get the call you are forced to whack Ray. He is in east Holland, which is the northern area of Algonquin for the millionth time. Go there and after the scene you just need to follow him, don't start shooting just yet. Just stay five car-lengths behind them and they will soon stop at the gas station. An RPG to the lead car is great, then just pick off the body guards, or blast them just the same. Either way you need to quickly take out the lead car, then come back and finish off the guards, but you must work fast before the distances are too great, I think. When all are dead, the mission is complete. No more Alderney mob bosses. If you've been following me, in your General stats there should just be some percentage of Roman's mission progress. Everyone else should be done with. ================ Old Man Gravelli ( GRA1818 ) ================ Well, only one guy with work, and that is Gambetti. Go there, which is in Broker, at the hospital. Entourage --------- Drive over to downtown Algonquin, get out to meet Bobby, then follow the lead car. Of course the new detour is a trap. Once you have control, kill the guys behind you, then the ones in the open in front of your cover. Then run across the street to the other alleyway, but be ready for more thugs to show up. Kill the new enemies and the old ones, but be sure to get the ones up on the roof behind you. After that, get in the car and drive Bobby south, but more thugs show up. All I did was park in the street and ice all of them from the comfort of my car - it worked, so I don't know. You could always just get out and shoot, or even run all around the city trying to shake them, but the city hall is just a few blocks away from the trap, so don't go too far away. Once those guys are dead, drive him to the marker and you're done. Back to the old man. Dining Out ---------- Yes, the rice box is all the way on Alderney, so go there. Go in the restaurant and then just start blasting if you like. Post up at the pillar in the dining area and pick off the guys up top, then watch look up and behind you as you go up the steps for two more guys to pop up. Watch for a guy to come out of the door on the right, then go in the office. Point the gun at the manager and grab the body armor on his desk. *NOTE: Thanks to Coty Roschevitz, he said that after you talk with the manager you can go outside and to the back of the building and blow up the cars. Then when you come back in to go through the kitchen and chase down Kim, he will come outside and be on foot. Good tip.* Now come back out and blast your way to the kitchen doors, which are up on this level to the right. Two guys will be waiting behind the doors, then run through to try and catch Kim while he is going out. If you can shoot him before he takes off in the car, great. Otherwise you'll have to jump on the bike and chase after him. If so then just target the driver's area and he'll be dead quickly. Make your long trek all the way back to Gambetti. *NOTE: You may want to save right here, in case you want to see the alternate ending. That is because as soon as you finish this mission, you are forced into the next one.* Liquidize the Assets -------------------- Well, at least you'll know how to get from Broker to Alderney. Get over there and to the south of Alderney. Once you get the rundown scene of the enemy stronghold, you could run around the whole block and never find the ways to get in the building. No matter what you do, you should find a way to snipe the sniper that is on the roof of the northern building. The blunt approach is to go to the east side, find the fence more toward the south, and ram through it. You not only run right into the teeth of the enemy, you are also in prime sniping position from the guy up high, not to mention the other guys on the rooftops. If you can kill everyone, great; if you just blow the vans and leave, that works too. However, the better option is to go beside the gate fence and look for the lower fence on the right of it. Hop over it and run to the end. Jump on the shack, then the top of the stone fence, careful not to fall off, and then start jumping up the air vents to get to the top. Once on the roof, kill the guys up here, climb the ladder, get to the sniper's position, crouch, and then you start sniping the guys down below. Grab the body armor up here and then take the stairs to get to the ground. Then clean up any survivors as you either frag or shoot the vans to death. It's not that hard of a mission if you do things this way. That will be all if you've followed me. No more missions, just the final set to end the game. =================== The Road You Travel ( END1919 ) =================== You don't get a choice, as soon as you finish the last mission you will begin this one. That Special Someone -------------------- Paper will call and tell you Darko is landing at the airport. That is when you call Roman, and then you need to go pick him up in south Broker. Then head to the airport in east Dukes. Get to the marker and then make the decision. I will let you know that the game doesn't change much, so choose what you want. I walked away. In the most solemn moment in GTA history, perhaps video game history, you will then take Roman to Brucie's place down by the pier. Now you will call Bernie, and soon after Jimmy calls you again to go see him at Honkers of all places. Save, in a different file, and go there. *NOTE: Again, I can't stress it enough. If you want to see both endings without much work, you had better hurry to a safehouse and save a file in a new slot. There are two endings, and you will make your choice very soon.* One Last Thing -------------- Okay, so this isn't a mission at all. Jimmy asks you to work with Dimitri. Get in a car and head to a safehouse and you'll get calls from Romand and Kate. *NOTE: Absolutely the last chance to save in a new slot and go back to that save later to see both endings.* Now is the time to make your decision: Deal - Head to the south of Alderney to the $ sign. Revenge - Head to the west side of Broker to the red dagger. It's up to you, you get two different last missions and two different endings. If you want to know the story differences, gotta play them both yourself, or just read up on both. +++++++ Revenge +++++++ I choose Revenge. Head to the pier south of Brucie's place. A Dish Served Cold ------------------ This first part is fun. Once the scene is over, go up the ladder of the crane nearby and get all the way to the top. The rifle up here is an old one, so if you have the new one you should keep it. The hardest part about the sniping is just making sure you find everyone. I would guess there are about 15 or so enemies on the ship, including the 3 down below you. Just look at where the bullets are coming from and shoot them. After all is quiet, go back down the ladders, get on the boat, and go right. There is rifle ammo, then go up the ladder and up the ramp to claim body armor and grenades on the raised area. Watch out for stray enemies down the right side of the ship (right from the direction you stepped on), and make your way to the doorway on the south end. Post up, blindfire on the guy in front of the doorway, and then toss a frag inside. Run in with your shotgun and blast anyone alive. Make your way to the stairs, and after viewing the high class reading material on the table, go up the steps and blast the guy down the hallway. Post up and toss in a frag, then once again run in with the shotgun, or pop and shoot. There is a gun in the first cabin on the left, and body armor in the second on the right. Go to the other end and out either doorway. Go down the walkway, don't post up on the corner, and shoot the two enemies in the open. There are two more on the other side, but you need to be more concerned with the guys up above and behind you, on both sides as well. Go up the right side and clear all the guys out, even the one guy in the control room. Save the body armor unless you are like about to die, and operate the controls. Now there will be a few new guys, so go out each doorway from up here and shoot them, both in front and behind you. Grab the body armor after and head back down to the second level barracks. Equip your shotgun as there will be one guy in a cabin and another on the steps. Two more in the kitchen below, then make you way to the open units, which open when you get close to them. Jump on a box, then try to kill as many of the four enemies down below as you can, then jump into the hold and kill the rest. Proceed along for a cutscene, then get out your shotgun and you can blindfire most of the bad guys. Toss a few frags all over, then run to Dimitri with a shotgun in hand. There is a scene, then blast him. Now just follow the path to get back to the mess hall, a place you've already come through, and then run back down the ramp to get off the ship and into your car. ----- Now just wait for the calls to roll in. As you can tell, Roman is getting married to Mallorie tomorrow. He tells you to get some sleep. Meanwhile, Phil calls to say how Jimmy and the Pegs are done with. So either go waste time until morning, or go to sleep and save (keep that earlier save though). I'll assume you have your suit and shoes still on, and that you are sleeping at your original safehouse in Algonquin. Mr. and Mrs. Bellic ------------------- Kate calls around 8AM and asks you to pick her up at her mom's house, so go get her. Bring her back to the same church that the funeral took place. Talk about the most un-important person to get killed (and what was Badman doing there?). ----- Anyway, after the scene you will be in your original clothes, so feel free to change them. Jacob will text you about getting guns, so do that if you need to. You're in Bohan, of all places. Out of Commission ----------------- Get a car after Jacob calls you and go to Alderney. Get to the car and get in. Follow the SUV up to the raised highway and keep pace. Once you hit the beach you will have a scene. Now it's just fight your way through the masses of enemies to get into the abandoned warehouse. Just get the guys up on the roof, then feel free to snipe the rest. Just fight your way to the doorway, then kill the guys in here. Med kit on the left, and fight you way to the next room for another scene. Chase him up the stairs, then you can fall off the ladder or just drop down. Either fight all of his goons of just run to the end of the walkway and jump off. Quickly get on the dirt bike to your right, then follow the coastline. You don't have to go lightning fast, just don't crash and don't lose him. When Jacob's chopper arrives, get ready for an upcoming jump. You don't have to go up this ramp very fast at all, because I know I didn't, and so long as you hit the ramp you will make it. Tap run as fast as you can to pull yourself up to the chopper. You have guns, but it doesn't matter if you hit him. Try to avoid the missiles but you can't avoid them all. Just follow the boat to the island with the Statue of Happiness where you will crash. On foot, chase Jimmy down and onto the grass. Shoot him up and enjoy the final scene. ++++ Deal ++++ Head to the southwest end of Alderney, to the money sign. *NOTE: If this is your alternate, and you want it to be like the Revenge way is the end you want, then just don't make a save file. Not sure what to do about the autosave, but if you just want to see this ending, then flat out don't save your game over a previous file.* If the Price is Right --------------------- Just get in a car and head east, stop at the gate and then go inside the facility. After the scene you get out and follow Phil up to the roof. Jump throug the skylight when he does and start blasting guys, mainly the ones on the left side of the walkway. Then go right as you kill more guys up here and grab the grenades. Pick off the guys down below you from up here, then try to snipe the guys running around down the way. Fight your way down to the ground and enemies will pop up with about every inch you advance, or at least it seems like it. So once you are to the ground and all the enemies are dead, move up to the other half of the warehouse. More fighting, but if you look in the middle of the area by come pallets you should see a med kit. Climb up the stairs nearby with Phil and follow him down the walkway to the room, fighting enemies along the way. After the scene, fight your way down the steps out the door of this room and go outside the open doorway. Hang a left as the truch speeds away. You have a choice of a bike or truck. Be a man and take the truck, you too ladies. The only hard part is avoiding the tiny things in the road that could make your bike flip out. Other than that, just shoot up the truck until it explodes, hopefully before it gets on the highway, and then grab the money. Take Phil back to the spot and that's it. Mr. and Mrs. Bellic ------------------- You'll get the calls from everyone, mainly that Jimmy is happy with you, so is Roman, and Kate isn't. If you sleep until tomorrow, the day of the wedding, Kate will not go with you. The wedding takes place at 10AM. Yep, this time you take a bigger emotional hit. After the scene you will be back in your old clothes. Wait for Jacob's text, then his call; feel free to stock up on supplies. Head on over to his marker in Alderney after he calls. A Revenger's Tragedy -------------------- *NOTE: Yeah, this is the same as the last mission in Revenge, so worry not if it looks and reads that same as that mission, because it is and I just copied and pasted, inserting Dimitri's name where appropriate. That's the American Way!* Get a car after Jacob calls you and go to Alderney. Get to the car and get in. Follow the SUV up to the raised highway and keep pace. Once you hit the beach you will have a scene. Now it's just fight your way through the masses of enemies to get into the abandoned warehouse. Just get the guys up on the roof, then feel free to snipe the rest. Just fight your way to the doorway, then kill the guys in here. Med kit on the left, and fight you way to the next room for another scene. This one has Jimmy and Dimitri. Go up the stairs and then blast the bad guys, but instead of jumping off the building you need to go right and up the roof; you could even ignore the enemies and just run up to trigger the scene. After the scene you will be in the water. Swim to the boat and hop in. Chase Dimitri in the boat. No jump this time, just follow the chopper and kinda try to dodge the rockets, though, I think if you move you risk getting hit. All I did was follow behind him, just a tad to the left. At some point Jacob's chopper joins the chase, and soon after you will see a target marker under it as he flies low to the water. Get to it and the tap the run button to get in. Once in control of the chopper, ascend a good deal before going after him, just enough to get over the lower buildings. Follow him through the skyscrapers of Algonquin and over the Broker area; if you stay above him I believe that makes it harder for his rockets to get you. After you two swing back into Algonquin you will both crash land on the statue island. Mow down the first couple of guys and keep following Dimitri. Shoot him down to enjoy this alternate cutscene, or however you want to view it. *NOTE: If you have a lot of armor, or you like to roll the dice, as soon as you step off of the chopper, run to the right and across the grass. You will take a lot of damage, but you avoid fighting the goons.* ----- Well, after the main story you just have free-roam gameplay. Of course you can achieve 100% if you want, so refer to my Completionist section for more info on that. Enjoy your many rants of going on killing sprees and working up to six star wanted levels, should be fun. Oh yeah, and there's online. ***************************************************************************** * 5. Missions by Character ( MIBC555 ) * ***************************************************************************** Will just be all the stuff in the walkthrough, just in a neat order for those just looking at the guide for a specific mission. ***************************************************************************** * 6. Pigeons ( PIG6666 ) * ***************************************************************************** Okay, this was a trip and I haven't finished it yet, but here we go, you need to listen closely. This list of pigeons / flying rats will NOT work unless you go to MY website and use the maps provided. Again, you may try to go with this text-only guide, but it will not work for the most part as I don't go in-depth as to where to find the birds. Please, use the maps I provide. To find the maps and more fleshed-out versions of this guide you need to go to my website right here: http://www.thechaosuniverse.com/gtaiv-pigeons There you will find the first 99 completed as of 5/16, and map 2 should be done over the weekend. Again, I only post this list of birds for those that for whatever reason refuse to visit my website, and to make it seem like there is more in this guide. *NOTE: One last time, you WILL NOT find half of the birds if you go by the text only. You need the maps I've made.* ================== Pigeon Map 1 Guide ================== Broker/Dukes 1. Okay, so this one is on top of the big control tower, so bring a sniper rifle. Go into the airport and to the back, but it seems like getting on the runway gets you a 4 star wanted level if you are spotted. Just get in view of the tower, snipe the bird on the railing at the top, and then get out of there. 2. This one is still in the airport area. While you are in the back, and while the cops have your number, go to the north end and look for a chopper to steal. Use it to get on top of the northern section of the airport and shoot the bird in the middle of the vent machine, under them. I believe you could have also gotten up here by following the train tracks, and there is a station nearby. 3. This one requires a grenade, so call up Jacob if you need one. Go to the front of the airport and you'll see a hole in the upper right side. Toss a frag into that spot and the bird will die, should get the message confirming it. 4. Head up north to the park area. Find a little platform and the bird will be right there - the easiest one so far. 5. Head to the Pavilion Towers (World's Fair area), and visit the big round structure, not the towers themselves, unless you want to. This bird is through the doors on the lower west side of this big thing, and yes, those are doors, even if they don't look it. 6. Need a helicopter, or some way to get on top of the building in front of the station. The bird is in a doorway on the roof. 7. Go down to the ramp by the freeway, and bird is nearby on the ground. 8. It's in the median in the loop of the on/off ramp. 9. This one is at the back of the house, on the patio. 10. Is at the top of the roller coaster. You can walk up there, but you have to walk and not run. It's best to just snipe it from below. 11. This one is on the ferris wheel, but not on top of it. You need to find the bike ride on the north side of the wheel, then use the small booths to get on the umbrella cover, thing. Then from there jump to the top of the structure that holds the wheel. Go to the gap where the carts go through and look down to see the bird. 12. The next bird is under the boardwalk nearby, so follow the beach to the water and it will be there. 13. This one is where you ended up deciding Ivan's fate, remember? Well, you don't go up to the roof, instead, take the alley behind the buildings and you should see a park-like area. On the east side will be a doorway and the bird should be glowing orange, or red, or whatever you think that color is. 14. You may think this one is on the roof, but it isn't. Go to the alley behind the building and then jump on a short set of steps on the south side. Jump from there over to the walkway, then to the shed thing, and go through a hole in the fence to shoot the bird. You could also just toss a frag up there to the fenced area. 15. Go to Outlook Park and shoot this easy bird in the gazebo. 16. This one is on top of the Cabaret Club shading, where the sign is. Either toss a frag up there, or take the alley, the steps you used to chase Vlad, and then jump down where you see the bird. 17. Take the road down toward the pier, and behind the first building, if you get on the stacks of materials, look up to an air conditioner in a window and you should see the bird right there. 18. Head over to Roman's old place and go to the archway over the road that leads down to the pier area. If you go to a cinematic view and get in the corner of the sidewalk and the archway, you should see and hear the pigeon up on top of one support. Well, you gotta find a truck and use it to get up to the top of the arch. 19. This one is in a tiny alley near Brucie's home. Just go in, look up to the fire escape, and the pigeon will be on the railing. 20. This one is at the train station. Go up and then look for this bird on the top of a shading for the stairs. 21. For this one you need a chopper to get on top of the building and shoot the bird in the lookout area, thing. 22. This one is south of the McReary home. In the back will be steps to get to the roof, and then shoot the pigeon while standing away, probably in the lower southern corner. 23. This is in the alley you take to reach the dart bar, it's just on a corner. 24. When you get to the bend in the road, the bird is actually in a tunnel underneath. So perhaps take the road down to Brucie's place and look for a turn on the right for a sidewalk that will lead you to the tunnel. 25. At the end of the last tunnel you will reach Steinway Park, so just go to the diving board and shoot the bird on the rail. 26. Just go north of the last one and you will find this pigeon on a roof in the cemetery, in a corner of the sloping ground. 27. Take the Dukes Bay Bridge and either jump over the side to shoot a boat, or go find one, just get a boat somehow. The bird is on a support beam under the bridge, and it is hard to see if not up close to it. Just get a boat, head to about the halfway point under the bridge and you should see a bird when up close. Just step away from the steering wheel and shoot it while on the boat. Bohan 28. While still on a boat, just go to the east side of Bohan and you'll see a rock near a spot of land. The bird is on the rock. 29. You can drive all the way back under the bridge and around to a broken-down dock near the incomplete bridge, or drive there. The pigeon is in the top window of the beached ship, and you can shoot it from the dock. 30. Go up the stairs nearby from the docks and head northeast along the stretch of wall for the train tracks. When near the road, turn around and use your sniper rifle to look up to the corner of the building and pop that bird. 31. North of the strip club is a dead-end road, and the bird is on the bricked sign in the road. 32. Go northwest of the last one to the road that runs parallel to the tracks. Jump up to the stone wall and walk along it to the bird on the structure, or just snipe it. 33. There are old docks on the north end of the island, and you want to approach them from the west side, along the water, and get out to go under the boardwalk. The bird is hiding in a dark corner. 34. Swing down toward the road that leads to Algonquin, and you should see an alleyway in the buildings. Take it and the bird is on the fence in the alley. 35. If you look on the west end of the island, there is a tiny little point sticking out. Go to the west side and perch up on either of the wooden platform areas along the rock wall, or even get a boat, and you can snipe the bird who is on the top of a tiny rock in the water. 36. At the contruction yard you will find a big pipe piece and the bird is in it. 37. You could actually swim from the 36 to this one on Charge Island, or take the road, you could maybe even snipe this bird from around 36. You'll notice some water tanks on the pier area, to the west of them is a boat and the bird is on the tip of that boat (the boat is on the ground). Algonquin 38. This one is on the East Borough Bridge from Charge Island. It's on the last beam if you are heading west, just right above the road. 39. There is a lookout spot directly west of this one. If you go there and look east out to the water to the tip of the barge, you should see the bird through your sniper rifle scope. 40. You don't need to go into the police grounds. Just stay on the road and shoot at the bird on the target statue. 41. This one is by the other big church in the downtown area. Just stand way back so you can snipe the bird at the very top of the right-side steeple. 42. This one is tricky to find because there is a bridge with train tracks under it, a cablecar ride (which has two pigeons on may #2 so save them for later), a walkway under the bridge, and stuff all around. The bird is in a tiny narrow gap between the road under the bridge and the wall. It's dark, but when you take the turning road to get on the highway, just jump over the side on the right and you should be there. 43. If you follow the highway south, there is a trashed-out area under the road where it bends, so get down there and you'll find the bird in a corner by the wall. 44. For this one, go to Colony Island. Go to the east end of the cemetery and then look south to the top of the building by the smokestack. The bird is snipe-able. 45. Drive to the south end of Colony Island to the Old Hospital. Drive to the east side of it, on the grass, get out, and then look through an upper right window to shoot the bird. There is a shotgun on the ground below it, FYI. 46. This one is behind the police station, so go to the road behind it that leads to an on-ramp for the highway. Get out and take the stairs to go under the road and the bird will be behind the first fenced area. 47. It took a hell of a long time to find this one, but it's actually pretty easy to get. Just go to the Broker Bridge entrance and take one of the roads on the side that leads down to a skate park, which is under the bridge. It's best to bring a bike, but you can stand way back and shoot this bird too. The bird is on the lower west corner of the park. If on a bike, ride from the side and then release the gas to gently land in the corner. 48. I imagine you could get on the support beams on the Broker Bridge to get this one, but it's best to just get a chopper and fly up to the archway. 49. Get a boat and head on out to the back of the construction yard where you may or may not have gone on a mission before. There are areas that stick out of the back, go to the second-to-last one if going westward. On the right side of this thing will be a dark area with the bird inside. Just jump up there from your boat. FYI, if you go to the easten area that juts out around here, you can jump up there for an RPG. 50. Go to the stairs in the water by the big boardwalk area, then get on the containers in the construction area so you can look eastward and snipe a bird on top of one of the big stacks of containers. 51. Get back in your boat if it's still there and head over to the Statue of Happiness. There is a doorway on one side that takes you to some stairs that lead up to the many levels under the statue. At the tip of the bottom level is a body armor, and the pigeon is on the upper level that you can reach using some steps. *NOTE: Yes, there are more pigeons here, but for the sake of the map, let us move on.* 52. If you recall the church from the McReary missions, go behind it and the bird is on a tombstone. 53. This one is just down the street, behind a fenced off area that has Italian flags on it, I think they're Italian. The bird is right in the grass. 54. Yep, this bird is on top of the Empire State Building, or whatever it's called in this city. On the east side of the building is a blue marker by the doors, take it to get up to the top. The bird is up here on the railing. Good view up here, but had you used a helicopter to get up here and thought the bird was up higher, boy will your hands sweat (I'm a bit shaken just thinking about it). *NOTE: If you don't mind the medical bill, jump. That's all I'm gonna say.* 55. Go up the stairs to the sitting between the buildings west of the Empire State Building. Take the stairs on the left and under the old tracks will be the bird on a roof. 60. Yes, out of place but since I don't feel like re-numbering my maps I will just put this one here. Get on the tracks and follow them down to the fork in the tracks and the bird will be right there. 56. This one is on the street directly west of 55, and possibly snipe-able from there too. The bird is on top of the bus-stop waiting area. 57. Head to the Cluckin' Bell and look south of it to see a shark coming out of the building. The bird is in the mouth of it. 58. This one is tricky because it is in a tree, of all places! It is behind a bus in Star Junction. 59. This one is behind the big statue on the north side of the police station / Getalife building area. **60. Covered after #55. 61. The bird is on a column by some steps in the southwest corner of Middle Park. 62. Now head up to the northern half of the pond in the park and climb on top of the abandoned boating building to shoot the bird on the roof, or I guess you could snipe it from the other side of the pond. 63. This one is just below the project buildings in Holland, and it's on the fire escape. You can shoot it from the ground. 64. Just go to the direct opposite side of the tall buildings and this bird will be along the corner of another building. 65. Just head north a bit to a barge in the water and you'll find this bird in an open container by a pipe bundle. 66. Go south of the @ cafe and you'll find this bird on the railing of the subway tunnel entrance. 67. There are two ways to get this one and 68. I believe this is a hospital, and this bird is on the very top. It's easy to fly a copter up there, but there are stairs you you access by entering from the north side, go through a door, and then climb the many, MANY flights of stairs - trust me, use a chopper. The bird is actually on a vent unit or something that has a ladder on the north side. 68. This one can be accessed via the same stairs; just get off at about the fifth level or so and go around the roof to hit the bird on the other side on the rail. You could also land on the north side in a chopper to avoid the stairs. I'll bet you could even snipe this bird from the ground. 69. This one is on the Hickey Bridge to Alderney. It's just on the rail on the left if you were to drive to Alderney, can't miss it. 70. There is some sort of museum-looking buildling that is inside the slight bend in the highway the is southbound from this bridge, still on Algonquin. Go to it and the bird is on the west side of it, shoot-able from the ground. Alderney 71. Wow, this has taken a lot longer than I thought it would. This bird is on the Alderney side of the Booth Tunnel. As you would know from one assassination mission, there is a sitting area and a helicopter. Go around the walkway, stay on the ground level, and under a ramp you will find the bird. 72. This one is at the very north end of the tracks at the docks, which is under the street road and the elevated highway. 73. Head to the east end of the pier and the bird is on a post, easy. 74. You either need a tall, tall truck, or a copter, or maybe a frag. Go two piers over to the one with the road and the big cranes. On the east end of the the warehouse will be some containers. The bird is on top of the tallest one, and the only way I got is was by landing my chopper on the roof of the tiny shack nearby. Perhaps you can climb on the red crane nearby, or just toss a frag up there. 75. This one took a lot of searching, a whole game's night in fact. What you do is go to the on-ramp to the highway, but stay on the street and go a bit west. Then get out of your car and turn around to look on the support column that holds up the highway. The bird should be barely visible through your sniper scope, but he is at the top of the column. 76. This guy is on a roof that is north of the correctional facility. If you approach from the north you can climb on some dumpsters and then get up to the roof on foot. 77. Get to the east side of the penitentiary and along the walkway by the water you can snipe this bird on the wrecked boat, but you have to be either north or south of it to see the bird. 78. Head to the industrial park, a power plant I believe, and just park in the grass north of the tiny, vertical road inside the plant. The bird is snipe-able on one of the pipes - it should stand out, even in the daylight. 79. Just go up the ramp to the elevated highway and the bird is on the barrier that makes a circle, thing. 80. It's just in the southwest corner of the island, on the walkway in view of the wrecked ship. 81. You'll have to go north of 80 and cross over the water - I say just swim. Go up the on-ramp and then stop when you get level with the control room of the tall crane. Jump on it - it's relatively safe - and the bird is over the side of the roof. 82. There is an old, abandoned building west of this ramp, and just southwest of the building will be the bird on the rock wall against the water. 83. There is a looping ramp east of here, and you'll have to swing around the block to get on it. There will be some containers inside of the loop, and the bird is visible from the road. It's on the containers that are level with the road. 84. East of here is another bird, on the roof of the warehouse, shoot-able from the street south of it, as the roof slopes downward. 85. Head to the church south of the @ cafe, and stand at the corner of the intersection directly in front of it. On the left side of the steeple you can snipe the bird on the roof. 86. Just drive like 20-30 feet north of the @ cafe, get on top of your car, and look for the bird on the blue building, like on the second level. Don't even have to snipe him. 87. Go around the block to the east side and you'll find a few houses with pit-like areas in front of them. This bird is in the second pit. 88. You'll find a big alley area north of the gun shop. Go to the east side and go up the stairs, then jump over to the ladder and climb up. The bird is on one of the air duct things. 89. A few blocks east of your safehouse will be a big alley area. Go to the hotdog vendor and after you eat one to replenish any lost health, look up to the stone wall to see the bird looking at you. 90. (x2) Both are in the upper east corner of tiny block area, just in front of Mr. Fuk's Rice Box. One is on the rice box, and the other is across the street on the second level to the tall, for sale building. 91. North of your safehouse is a long alley. On the right side is a building with a billboard on it, and the bird is on the billboard, but behind one of the lights. Either stand at an angle and snipe it, or climb the fire escape on the west side of the building to get up there. 92. Get on the main highway that connects to the Hickey Bridge, where you see the water barrels, get out and look over the side to the north and you should see the bird on the roof under the sign. 93. Just go north a bit to find an alley behind a building. Take the ladder to the top of one roof, then the next ladder takes you to the roof with the bird. It's on top of a doorway, and perhaps you could snipe this guy from the ground. 94. This one is at the supermarket that is west of the Pegorino area. However, you need to enter the park that is a bit southeast of the market. Get to the area with the benches and use your rifle to scope out the top of the market. You should see the bird if you look to the bottom of the water tanks. 95. This one is across the street from the Burger Shot. Just go to the higher up houses and this bird is perched on a post atop some steps. 96. You should have seen this one from the cutscene during the last mission. Just go under the bridge toward the warehouse and the bird will be there, just under the bridge. 97. Head to the area under the Hickey Bridge. This bird is under the ramp by the waterbank, the ramp from one of final mission paths. Broker/Dukes 98. Yep, not only did I miss this one while numbering, but you will start the map 2 pigeons here anyway, so why not? This one is from one of the Little Jacob missions, as you should have seen it in a cutscene. Just go under the overpass in the middle of the island and shoot the bird. ================== Pigeon Map 2 Guide ================== Broker/Dukes 99. Yeah, just go to the airport, go to the toll booth for the parking spots, and the bird is on one of the posts on the ground. 100. Head to the carwash just west of the airport and walk a bit north of it to be under the train tracks. You'll see the bird perched on a support beam. 101. Head up north a few blocks and go to the west side of the building to the entrance. The bird is over the door. 102. Go west to the park and you'll find a statue in the middle of the two pools of water. The bird is at its feet. 103. (x2) Another two-for right here. Go toward the entrance to the bridge to Bohan and on the left of it you should find two birds in a small parking lot, by the wall. 104. Literally follow the sidewalk a bit and keep an eye over the wall until you see a tiny playground. Get out when you do and shoot the bird on the monkey bars. 105. You could probably snipe this one if you looked south from the last bird, but just drive around until you hit the intersection where the bird is on a rock on the grass. 106. Take the road south from the last bird, hang a left, and at the next intersection you need to look to the north side for the bird in a tree. 107. Just go east and at this intersection, get out, take either stairway up to the tracks under construction, and on the north side of the tracks you will see this bird hiding in the beams of the shading. 108. Just go north at this same intersection and you should see a ramp on the right. The bird is under the ramp. 109. Head south down the main road and you'll find a basketball court behind some buildings. The bird is on the backboard of one basket. *NOTE: You don't even have to leave your car for these next six.* 110. Head toward the car wash near the pool hall and this bird is to the northwest of it. The bird is on the fire escape on the west side of the building. 111. I really saw this one while going to 110, and I wasn't even looking for it - for real. Just go west a bit from 110 and you'll see this guy by a door to a house. 112. Go over two blocks to the south from the last one and this guy is near the train station. He is sitting on the front of a building. 113. South yet again from the last one. This bird is under the highway and on a brick wall. 114. Yep, two blocks to the south is the next one. Go to the east side of this tall building and you can shoot this bird on a railing in the corner. He's in the southeastern corner. 115. Head directly west down the long road, like you're heading to the porn shop for your daily errands. Across the street will be a gazebo over the beach. And the bird is on the right side of the archway nearby. (don't be surprised if you get into an all-out gunfight with civillians in the area) 116. Go around the bend in the road and there is a tiny dock just south under the bridge. The bird is on a post at this dock. (best pic ever for this one!) 117. Head to the gun shop and this guy is at the corner, on top of a green waiting area thing. 118. Take the road along to Brucie's place and get to the north end of it, where you to up to get back on the main roads. There will be a tiny diner and this bird on the brick wall. *NOTE: I will probably have the guide on my site done by the time you get to this point.* ***************************************************************************** * 7. Other Stuff to Find ( SECR777 ) * ***************************************************************************** ====== Stunts ====== ======= Weapons ======= RPG --- There's one down at the south end of Algonquin, where the contruction yard mission took place. You'll need a boat and go to the back of the area to find these empty areas that stick out into the water. You can jump from a boat to the eastern one and that is where you RPG is located. ===== Armor ===== =========== Helicopters =========== Of course everyone knows about the ones you can steal from the helitour guys down in the south end of Algonquin, near Pier 45, but there are many others you can use. There is the Annihilator down at the north end of the airport that is free for the taking, well, that is if you consider a 4 star wanted level as free. Yes, the moment you go for the chopper you will get caught and everyone will be after you. It seems impossible to shake the cops once you have it, so I guess it's just there for fun. You'll find one at the top of a building at the middle section of Star Junction, where it makes the "x" with the roads. You'll have to go to the east side of the building and find a lift and take it all the way up to the top. There is even one at the Alderney end of the booth tunnel, which you should know about from an assassination mission. I hear that most police stations have one, but I don't want one that will get you wanted stars. ======= Secrets ======= Heart in the Statue ------------------- First you need a helicopter, and the one from the helitour place near Pier 45 will do. Fly over to the Statue of Happiness and getting out is tricky. You need to get out on the top level, which is just under the statue's feet. If you are even drifting a bit away or to a side of the level you need to get to, you will fall to your death. Your best bet is to get close to still at that level, then drift toward the level, and then jump out. You should then fall into the level with the doors. Now that you are on the level, go around to the south side and look at the signs on both sides of the door. Just go through the door and climb the ladder to see the heart. Creepy. Yeah, have to jump to your death to get out, but it's well worth it. ----- Dial 911 to repair car. Okay, if I don't find any more easter eggs or secrets I will cut this section shortly. If anything, I'll provide the jumps and other info found at the secret in-game website. ***************************************************************************** * 8. Friends / Girlfriends ( BFF8888 ) * ***************************************************************************** ======= Friends ======= These are the people that are encountered in the story and will contact you for "man-dates". They are just people to hang out with once they have run their course in the story, and they all provide some reward for getting their "Like" stat up to 100%. They all seem to like all the options available when you call on the phone. Seems you can only use their service once a day. Yes, the strip club never fails. Roman ----- He will do anything with you. The easiest friend to keep happy. There is no reason to do his taxi missions other than for money, and that is just for the early part of the game when you are broke and don't do story missions. 100% Like: Call for a cab to take you anywhere for free. Good for when you take a friend out to drink, as you really shouldn't drive while intoxicated, virtual life and for real. Little Jacob ------------ Likes darts, pool, bars, and chicken. His delivery missions help him like you too. 100% Like: Call to meet Jacob in a nearby alley where you can buy a selection of guns for cheap. Doesn't have all the guns, but if you ever need armor you should call him. Brucie ------ He especially likes going on the boat and chopper rides, and all the other options are fine too. His races boost his like of you too, if you win, and maybe so do his car deliveries, but I'm not sure. 100% Like: Use his helicopter whenever you like as a taxi. Packie ------ He likes a spot of the drink and games. Just playing the main story seems to keep his like of you up. 100% Like: Brings a bomb to place in a car that you can set off with your phone. Dwayne ------ Provided you didn't kill him, he likes all the stuff pretty much: drink, food, and strip clubs. It's easy if you take him to the Cluckin' Bell at Star Junction because not only does he love that place, you don't have to take him home. 100% Like: Will send two thugs to help you out. Francis ------- Only if you let him live do you get a benefit. He will clear your wanted level. But it's not that big a deal, so no worries if you let him go. ============= Random People ============= Here are all the people you can meet throughout the game that are not crucial to the story, but most are crucial to 100% completion. Only the ones you save from death (Ivan, Cherise, Clarence) are not toward 100%, and same with Jeff for some reason. These guys unlock after certain points in the story. My walkthrough covers them when they are open, and if all else fails just wait until the end of the game to do them. *Broker / Dukes* Brian ----- First - near Roman's cab building. He just gives you $100. Second - south of your first safehouse. Just drive him to a deal and then home. Third - near the gun shop. Just take him to the dealers, shoot them to make them run away, then take Brian home. Badman ------ He'll be just off the East Borough Bridge. Take him to the alley and kill the Russians. Mel --- He will be near the police station on the street of your first safehouse. Take him to the bad guys, kill the bad guys, then drive Mel back home. Mrs. Faustin ------------ Remember where you first took Michelle, the bowling alley at the south end of Broker? She will be here after you guys leave for Bohan, at some point. She asks you to beat up her daughter's boyfriend, but not kill him. *Algonquin* Jeff ---- First - He is in east Holland, near a police station. Just follow his wife to the cafe, go in and up to take their pick (don't get too close though), and then walk out. Second - He calls you and forces you to go to a parking garage (follow the markers), and then drive the car north while outrunning the cops. Drive it toward the water and bail out while going at full speed to send it into the water. Third - He is south of the "Time's Square" area, or northwest of the gun shop. Just go there and watch the scene, that's it. Pathos ------ First - He is in Star Junction, the "Time's Square" area. Just fight off the haters that attack. Second - He is is still in Star Junction. He is shot, so kill the haters and drive him to the nearby hospital, with I believe no real timer. Marnie ------ First - South of Star Junction, at a place with a water fountain, is this girl. Pick her up and take her to her drug dealer. Second - She is around the area of the Booth Tunnel, where you meet Bernie. Just drive her to the station and that is it. Email - After the Marnie encounters, some time later you will get an email from her about how well she is doing. Pretty cool. Sara ---- First - West of the gunshop, at night, you will find her. Just drive her way up north, then beat up her husband. Second - She is in the southeast corner of the island, at Pier 45, at night. Just drive to the Pereus, pay for the package, and bring it back to her. Hossan ------ Also west of the gun shop. Drive him to the guy that owns him money, then chase the dude. The chase ends at a park where you can kill the guy. Once you have the money, drive Hossan home. Clarence -------- Only if you spared him in the Paper mission "Holland Nights", he will be in the same area in Holland. Just kill him after you talk. Cherise ------- She is also in the Holland area if you spared her in the Dwayne mission "Ruff Rider". Just drive her to her boyfriend and beat him up. *Alderney* Eddie ----- First - He is on the west side of this island, at night, in the area called "Alderney City" (it's a neighborhood). Drive him to the pier, then to Algonquin. Second - He is north of the @ cafe, at night. Blast him after you talk. Gracie ------ She is back at her house a few days after the final missions for the McReary's where you let her go; it's west of the gun shop. Just kill her goons after the scene. Ivan ---- Only if you spared him from Vlad's mission "Ivan the Not So Terrible". He is north of the gun shop. Just drive him to the thugs and kill them from your cover. Talk to him and that's it. =========== Girlfriends =========== Here are some rules for dating: *Clothes and cars have little affect on the girl's opinion of you, but you should at least change your clothes for the girl if you can. Don't go too far out of your way. *All friends don't want to be picked up late. You have one hour to get to them, so check you cell phone clock. *If you keep taking her to the same place, it does get old. *Try your luck after at least two dates. *Her words let you know if the date was a success or not. *Club Liberty, the dance club, is west of the @ cafe in Algonquin. *If you like Katt Williams, he will show up at the comedy club after a few shows of that Ricky Gervais guy. The comedy club is west of Star Junction if you didn't run into it yourself. Michelle -------- You meet her very early in the game, and about halfway through you will no longer have to worry about her, for reasons I'll let you see for yourself. She likes any game, getting drunk, Split Sides, and diners. You will mainly take her to the diner by your first safehouse. Favorite Clothes: Cheap Kate ---- You meet her after Packie McReary's missions. She plays a big role at the end of the game, and her fate purely rests in your hands. She likes diners, bars, darts, and pool. Favorite Clothes: Modo Carmen Ortiz ------------ Met on www.love-meet.net under SoBoHoe; just click date. Wait for them to email you back and reply nicely. After the first date you will get their number if you want. She likes Club Liberty, bars, diners, games, and all clubs (cabaret, strip, and comedy). Favorite clothes: Modo and Perseus Benefit: Restores Health, which is the best one, just call her. Kiki Jenkins ------------ Met on www.love-meet.net as LawChick; just click date. Wait for them to email you back and reply nicely. After the first date you will get their number if you want. She likes anything but the strip clubs. Favorite clothes: Cheap Benefit: Clears 3 wanted level stars Alexandra Chilton ----------------- You meet her through the somewhat secret website of www.craplist.net. She is listed under "Party girl seeks man for NSA fun and blog material - 29". Click the contact button and she will call you soon. Wait for them to email you back and reply nicely. After the first date you will get their number if you want. She likes diners, bars, games, and clubs (cabaret, strip, and comedy). She likes fancy cars and hates lowly cars. Favorite clothes: Perseus Benefit: Half off clothes for a day *wah, wah* ***************************************************************************** * 9. 100% Checklist ( COMP999 ) * ***************************************************************************** All of this section is thanks to this helpful thread by Xenctuary: http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/32198/t1148565-100-completion-checklist/ ----- Main Story (60%): *Complete all the story missions and reach the game's credits. ----- Activities (5%): *Win a 10 round game of bowling. *Win a game of darts. *Win a game of pool. *Beat the high score of 10950 in QUB3D. ----- Collectables (7%): *Complete all 50 stunt jumps. *Kill all 200 pigeons scattered around the city. *Find and steal all 30 cars requested by text message from Stevie. ----- Side Missions (8%): *Do all 9 Assassinations from the Pay Phone in Alderney. *Win 1st place in all 9 of Brucie's races. *Steal all 10 "Exotic Export" cars requested by email from Brucie. *Complete all 10 deliveries for Little Jacob. *NOTE: You DO NOT have to do Roman's taxi rides, thank goodness.* ----- Vigilante (5%): *Kill 20 criminals in the "Current Crimes" from a police car computer. *Kill 30 criminals in the "Most Wanted" from a police car computer. ----- Friends (10%): *Little Jacob Like to 60% to unlock his special ability. *Brucie Like to 70% to unlock his special ability. *Packie Like to 75% unlock his special ability. *NOTE: You must take them out on all the available options from the phone.* ----- Random Characters Met (5%): *Badman *Brian x3 *Eddie x2 *Gracie *Ilyena *Hossan *Marnie x2 *Mel *Pathos x2 *Sara x2 *Note: You do not have to meet Cherise, Clarence, Ivan, or Jeff.* ***************************************************************************** * 10. Cheats ( CHE1010 ) * ***************************************************************************** ----- Unlockables: Annihilator Helicopter - Kill all 200 Flying Rats Rastah Color Huntley SUV - Complete 10 Package Delivery missions for Jacob Remove Ammo Limit - Get 100% completion ----- Secret in-game website: www.whattheydonotwantyoutoknow.com Provides maps for all of these: weapons, health, armor, vehicles, pigeons, ramps, and entertainment locations. ----- Cheats: These are all dialed into your phone (press up twice to pull up the keypad). *360 NOTE: Not sure as I don't have the 360 version, but if you are an achievement whore, I would strongly recommend you stay away from cheats of all kind. I hear just one achievement "Clean the Mean Streets" is disabled, but I don't know.* 265-555-2423 Banshee 468-555-0100 Change weather 662-555-0147 Feltzer 486-555-0150 Get a different selection of weapons 486-555-0100 Get a selection of weapons 265-555-2423 Presidente 267-555-0150 Raise wanted level 267-555-0100 Remove wanted level 362-555-0100 Restore armour 482-555-0100 Restore health, armor, and ammo 948-555-0100 Song information 227-555-0142 Spawn a Cognoscenti 227-555-0175 Spawn a Comet 938-555-0100 Spawn a Jetmax 625-555-0150 Spawn a Sanchez 227-555-0168 Spawn a SuperGT 227-555-0147 Spawn a Turismo 359-555-0100 Spawn an Annihiliator 227-555-0100 Spawn an FIB Buffalo 625-555-0100 Spawn an NRG-900 ----- Achievements: Assassin's Greed - Complete all 9 assassin missions auf Wiedersehen Petrovic - Win all ranked multiplayer variations, all races and Cops 'n Crooks, as both sides Chain Reaction - Blow up 10 vehicles in 10 seconds Cleaned The Mean Streets - Capture 20 criminals through the police computer Courier Service - Complete all 10 package delivery jobs Cut Your Teeth - Earn a personal rank promotion in multiplayer Dare Devil - Complete 100% of the unique stunt jumps Dial B for Bomb - Unlock the special ability of phoning for a bomb to be placed Driving Mr. Bellic - Unlock the special ability of taxi Endangered Species - Collect every hidden package Fed The Fish - Complete the mission "Uncle Vlad" Finish Him - Complete 10 melee counters in 4 minutes Fly The Co-op - Beat Rockstars time in ranked versions of Deal Breaker, Hangman's NOOSE, and Bomb da Base II Full Exploration - Unlock all the islands Genetically Superior - Come first in 20 singleplayer street races Gobble Gobble - Score 3 strikes in a row, a turkey, in 10-pin bowling Gracefully Taken - Complete mission "I'll Take Her" Half Million - Reach a balance of $500,000 Impossible Trinity - Complete mission "Museum Piece" It'll Cost Ya - Complete a taxi ride without skipping from one island to another Join The Midnight Club - Win a ranked multiplayer race without damaging your vehicle too much and have damage enabled Key To The City - Achieve 100% in "Game progress" statistic King of QUB3D - Beat the High Score in QUB3D Let Sleeping Rockstars Lie - Kill a Rockstar developer in a ranked multiplayer match Liberty City - (5) After you meet all friends, the ones left alive like you above 90% Liberty City Minute - Complete the story missions in less than 30 hours Lowest Point - Complete mission "Roman's Sorrow" Manhunt - Complete the most wanted side missions from police computer No More Strangers - Meet all random characters Off The Boat - Complete the first mission One Hundred And Eighty - In a game of darts score 180 with only 3 darts One Man Army - Survive 5 minutes on 6 star wanted level Order Fulfilled - Complete all 10 Exotic Export orders Pool Shark - Beat a friend at pool Retail Therapy - Unlock the ability to buy guns from a friend Rolled Over - Do 5 car rolls in a row from one crash Sightseer - Fly on all helicopter tours of Liberty City Taking It For The Team - Be on the winning team in all ranked multiplayer game Teamplayer - Kill 5 players who are not in your team, in any ranked multiplayer team game That Special Someone - Complete the mission "That Special Someone" That's How We Roll! - Unlock the special ability of helicopter Top Of The Food Chain - Kill 20 players with a pistol in a ranked multiplayer deathmatch Top The Midnight Club - Come first in 20 different ranked standard multiplayer races Under the Radar - Fly underneath the main bridgs in the game that cross water with a helicopter Walk Free - Lose a 4 star wanted level by outrunning the cops Wanted - Achieve the highest personal rank in multiplayer Warm Coffee - Successfully date a girl to be invited into her house Wheelie Rider - Do a wheelie lasting at least 500 feet on a motorbike You Got The Message - Deliver all 30 cars ordered through text messages You Won! - Complete the final mission ***************************************************************************** * 11. Author Info / Copyright * ***************************************************************************** ------- Credits Xenctuary - for this link: http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/32198/t1148565-100-completion-checklist/ GameFAQs.com - for the cheats, secrets, and achievement list clouddgr - for pointing out that I had the Okami controls, instead of GTA Deniz Jablonowsky - for 360 controls. Bromand - Holland Nights tip. Coty Roschevitz - for the Gravelli mission tip. Dennis Marjoncu - for "Lure" tip. Corey Person - for "Flatline" tip. ----- ----------- Please contact me if you need any help, if you want to praise me, if you want to talk, or if you want to ask a question. ***Please have 'GTA4' in the title. Or anything to show it's not spam.*** My email: firstname.lastname@example.com Extra points for good spelling, and the easier the question is to answer, the more likely I'll reply. 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