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Joint MAX® Triple Strength (TS) Soft Chews Triple Strength (TS) for Dogs is recommended for joint health with powerful active ingredients that enhance the functions of joint and connective tissue as well as antioxidants to help reduce oxidative stress. The Joint Max TS proprietary blend was selected to target every aspect of joint health: lubrication, cushioning of tissues, and support of cartilage, connective tissues, and bones. Use Joint MAX TS for Maximum Support This powerful joint supplement is intended for older or middle aged large dogs or smaller dogs with maximum joint health needs or soreness from daily activity or exercise. Joint MAX TS Active Ingredients The ingredients in Joint MAX, Glucosamine and Chondroitin, work together to support joint health by supporting the structural integrity of joints and connective tissues. Joint MAX is a highly palatable supplement. Joint MAX can be given with prescription drugs.
Joint MAX Family of Supplements
Available in a variety of formulas, Joint MAX® supplements deliver customized support to match the specific health needs of your pet. Joint MAX comes in three strengths and a variety of delivery methods for easy administration. There is a proper strength of Joint MAX for every size and breed of dog, cat, and horse that needs it. Joint MAX also offers a Hypo-Allergenic (HA) formula specifically designed for animals with sensitivites to known allergens or animals on restricted diets. The Hypo-Allergenic formula is free from the top 9 most common dog allergens: beef, corn, soy, wheat, dairy, chicken, lamb, rabbit, and egg. Key Features:
Joint MAX is proudly manufactured in the USA.
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Joint MAX TS Highlights • Veterinarian Recommended • Maximum Joint Support• Powerful Antioxidants • For Dogs of All Ages!
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"Our dogs are 5 & 7 years old & really seem to feel better after starting them on this supplement. They are very active dogs & used to limp at times after vigorous exercise but not anymore! The difference has been incredible!!"
"Joint MAX has done wonders for my 8 year old Lab. He is more active and happier and even loves the taste."
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Joint MAX® is also available in:
Regular Strength
Double Strength
Triple Strength
Liquid Formula
180 Tablets
60 Soft Chews for Cats
80 Capsules for Cats
Granules for Cats (60 Doses)
120 Tablets
250 Tablets
120 Soft Chews
120 Capsules
250 Capsules
240 Soft Chews
Granules (120 Doses)
Granules Hypo-Allergenic (120 Doses)
Granules for Equine (180 Doses)
32 fl oz Liquid for Dogs
8 fl oz Liquid for Cats
60 ml Liquid Hyaluronic Acid
Our dogs absolutely love these chews! I've seen a definite improvement in our 12 yr old black lab. He's got pep in his step now.
My 10-year-old pit mix had started to limp. After a short time on Joint Max Triple chews, she gets around well and is smiling again. I ordered a "ton" of them at a special price.
This is a MUST for any older dog. Our dogs get them after their other meds., as treat! Our golden retrievers still run and hike at 12 yrs. old!
The product is great but the Coupon Codes NEVER work, so why offer them...?
My two labs - 10 y.o. Shadow and 5 y.o. Jet - love them. It helps Shadlow with arthritis and recouping from ACL surgeries in both knees. Jet is addicted to frisbee and I know these Soft Chews are keeping her very active. All supplements don't include MSM, which my vet says is very important. We love them!
product is good, packaging could be improved. Need to be in a re-sealable bag! Not sure if the chews would get hard if exposed to air, but seem to think they would.
My Shepherd mix has had knee surgery and due to his size, has had joint pain problems. He has been on a joint supplement for several years now. I started getting Joint Max a couple of years ago and he really seems to be doing very well with it. Our Cavalier does not need the supplement, but I cant treat one without treating them both. I treat them each day after getting the mail and the Cavalier waits next to the tub to make sure I dont forget. They both seem to really like the flavor of Joint Max so getting them to take it daily is no problem. The big Shepherd does move better after getting him on the supplement and they seem to play together more now too. I have been on the same human supplement for over 8 years myself, and I know I can tell a difference on the days I forget mine. If you are wondering if this will help your pet, I can say it does make a difference to mine.
This product seems to work well. I have a 10 yr old setter with bad hips and she runs more than my other dogs. She's 70 lbs. but I've gone down to 1 a day and there is no change in her crazy running habits, she is outside almost all day. The nuggets used to be tasty to her but now I have to break them up into her breakfast.
My vet asked if my 10 y.o. girl was on some sort of Glucosimine, I told her yes, and she said it shows. I have a friend who is now giving this same product for their dog of which she was showing extreme signs of slow movement, now, he's like a couple of years younger, getting and moving around like nobody's business. Highly recomment it!
all went as expected... will order again.
My girls get these every morning as part of their ritual. I truly believe joint max is the best glucosamine product on the market. My 11 year old can still jump up on her spot on the couch and joint max is a big part of that. I highly recomment this product in the chews as part of any pets daily routine.
I have an 11 year old Rott that gets around great, my daughter has started this product on her Saint Benard.
Joint MAX TRIPLE Strength SOFT CHEWS enable my dog to go for walks and enjoy her life. This product is a life enhancer! Thank you for selling a product that helps older dogs to enjoy their lives!
Really I have no way of knowing whether these do any good or not but my 13yo lab has pretty bad hip dysplasia so I have to give her something, right? She seems to like these.
My dog has rear leg joint ailments. Since taking Joint MAX TRIPLE soft chews, she is more mobile and able to go for 30 minute walks twice a day. Great product?
I was looking for a joint supplement that my dogs would willingly eat w/o a human food bribe. The soft chews have been just the thing. Both dogs have more energy, no limping and are eating the chews just as they would any treat. We are very satisfied and I have already recommended the product to several friends.
This is an excellent product and the price is very reasonable. We have three dogs, two labs and a Jack Russell mix. The dogs have been taking this formula for about three years now and they show no sign of joint pain and there are no adverse reaction to the product.
We have 3 "rescue" elderly labs who have various joint problems. We began using soft chews after the youngest one's ACL surgery at 18 months.
9 year old lab had valley fever. Steroid treatment cured him but created joint problems. Was giving him this product and he was doing very well. Switched to another top rated product and his condotion worsened. Back to this product and he is doing great. Coat seemed to be doing better also.
When our 6 year old lab runs a bunch playing frisbee she can get sore in her left leg/hip. We've been using this product for awhile now and she's been doing much better. This is working better than others we've tried.
Vet recommended my St-Bernard start taking glucosamine tablets. Found this product and it's worked great for him. Big plus is that he likes the taste and has no problem taking it.
My dog is a senior and has arthritis in her back right hip. I ran out of these and within 2 weeks I noticed she could barely get up and walk. I knew they helped but I had not realized how much. Within 1 week of her taking these again, she is running and playing with our 2 much younger dogs and is once again a happy dog.
I have 2 Goldens & have been using this product several years. The oldest dog is 8 & she has none of the signs of age & joint problems you might expect. The dogs think they are getting a treat & love the flavor.
We have been using this for four years, since adopting our first retired racing greyhound. It really helps with his joints. Highly recommend it! (Plus, he thinks it is a treat, and loves it!)
quick delivery, seems to work well for Lexis
this has helped both of my senior dogs go for walks again without limping! THANK YOU
This is a great product. I've tried a couple of other things, but this is the only one that produced a result. I have a 95 pound lab mix that was limping when I found him. After being on Joint Max for only a couple of weeks he stopped limping completely. Once in a while he hurts himself jumping around (because he feels so good) and he'll limp for a day or so - but I'm thrilled by the difference this product makes for him.
I have an 11 year old German Shorthair and these helped his hips within a few days. I highly recommend.
The product states new and improved. There is a difference in the compound of this product. Each chew is dryer in consistancey. I hope there is no less vitamins in this new formula. I was also not inpressed with the new method of shipping. I have always received this product with in a weeks time. It took two weeks to be delivered. I have used your company for several years. I hope improvements will be made. I use to praise your company and products. I hope this will not fall on deaf ears. Thank you.
I ordered the tub of 240 chews. My dog loves them, but this batch does not seem near as fresh as the last tub I bought, so I was a little disappointed. The last batch were a lot more moist and fresh feeling/looking. My dog still eats them (thank goodness!) but this batch just was not as fresh as the last.
This product definitely helps with my dog's joint problem. He is able to walk much better.
My dogs take joint max triple strength soft chew every day. I has made a tremendous difference in their mobility, especially the older ones. It was recommended by my Vet and it was the best thing I could do for them. I just put the soft chew in with their dinner every evening, it's easy and I do believe they think it's a treat. This is an excellent product and no one should hesitate to try it.
I've been using this product for two or three years. I find it effective, reasonably priced at EntirelyPets, and easy to administer. My dogs think it's a delicious chewy treat added to their food.
My Vet suggested I give these to my greyhounds, danes, etc., and have been using them for years. Dogs love them!
My dogs have taken these every day for years. It makes a huge difference.
Never had a problem with arthritis n have been giving three of the soft chews every day. Each chew is 500 mg of glucosamine. My dog loves this n he is 9 1/2 years old.
This is so good for our ageing dogs( 12 and 13), plus they love it. Keeps them very mobile and energetic.
My dogs love these chews and it's so easy to give them, making sure that they get the joint support they need as aging babies.
Good product goodgoodgoodgoodgoodgoodgood!
We have three large dogs approaching their senior years. They love these chews and we feel good about keeping their joints in condition. The ease of ordering on line and the predictable delivery has been great.
Our Golden has been given these for 7+ years and seems to work well for him.
I have been buying this product for my dogs for several years. Got to say though that this recent change in formulation is a HUGE hit with my boys. They LOVE the new taste.
Joint MAX has made a HUGE difference in my dog's behavior. She is an 11 year old american bulldog who has difficulty walking at times. After giving her joint max, she has started walking around and playing more. I highly recommend this product, especially for aging dogs.
I have been giving my dog this for a couple of years now. She couldn't even walk up and down the steps because of arthritis. After about 3 months of taking this she was much better and within 6 months she was running and jumping again
My two bassets have been using this product for several years and really notice the difference in the movement of my 9 year older. They bug me every morning for their "treats" and gulp them right down. Best product I have found for keeping my big dogs with short legs moving comfortably.
My two retired racing greyhounds need this supplement for their joints - and they just LOVE to get it in this form! Clearly these are tasty - and I'm happy with the health benefits.
Our vet gave us the first sample of this product and I was thrilled to find it online at your store. My dobie, after a month on the product, is able to get up and down much easier. We can see a big difference in her mobility.
Our now 10yr old lab (dixie) likes to follow me around the farm when I go out on the quad. 3 years ago, we noticed she would have trouble getting up on her rear legs the next morning after a run. We started using Joint Max Triple and in a matter of 2 weeks we could see a real difference in how she could get up and move around. She loves the soft chews. We give her J max in the AM & PM with her food. For us and Dixie the product has been a blessing.
Ranger just celebrated her 15th birthday. I think that says alot. For a large dog she is doing quite well. I can't remember but Ranger has been on this product ever since she was about 7 yrs old. She's given me so many memories and is my best bud that this is the least I can do for her. Now it's my turn to take care of her. She didn't start arthritis medicine until she was 13 and she rarely limps. If your dog is picky with the powder then these chews are the way to go. If I let her she'd eat the entire container.
Chassey has been remarkably able to walk and jump onto the sofa easily for many years becasue of this product
We have been giving this supplement to our Golden Gang for over six years. The group LOVES them. We also use them to "hide" daily presciption pills in. They keep our Senior Princess's Happy and Healthy.
At first the dogs snubbed them, so I quit giving to them. I put them on a different dog food and decided to add one chew to each bowl morning and night. THEY LOVE them. I have two boxers Tanner and Lady. Tanner has been having difficulty with his right hind leg for sometime now. After giving these chews to him I can see a noticeable difference in his agility. He runs and plays again and it is amazing to think that these chews have done the trick. I recommend to anyone whose dog seems to have hip or joint issues. what a difference they have made for him. Now I am on auto ship.
I've been using this product for quite a while. It seems to be helping my dog to move around a lot better.
I purchased this product for my eight year old rottie. He likes them so well he comes back wanting more.
I've been buying this for years and will continue to do so.
I have seen a difference in both my large breed dogs since they have started taking the triple strength joint supplement. They love the taste so it's easy to give them the added bonus.
this is so good for yer old pets. my sensitive systems dog seems to tolerate this supplement well. her limp has improved. she's 13 now and can still jump in my old trailblazer drivers seat. she does still have her days, I'm always there in case she needs a hand, but, I can see a difference if I don't give it to her. she eats it in her food every day.. give it a try, if ya love yer pooch, it can't hurt !!!!
This product works great for our 12 year old Border Collie. Makes her life much easier to bear.
Duffy & Duchess are Great Pyrenees. These dogs are large and often have hip & joint problems. I give these to them to help. Duffy does have hip problems. They are easy to give and the dog's enjoy them like they are a treat. Almost all large or giant breed dogs need extra help with joints.
The Joint Max Triple Strength soft chews are great! They have given renewed life to my dad's dog ( a chocolate lab rescue). From the scars and crooked bones, it was a hard life as a stray She has gotten overweight due to living the good life (too many dog cookies, not enough exercise). When the weather turns cold she has problems getting around, just getting off and on the porch of one step, is a struggle for her. Since she started taking the soft chews daily, she has regained her mobility, getting around with no problem, climbing steps and walking around without limping. Great product!
I have an older English Mastiff, she weighs about 150, so finding something I can give her for arthritis without going overboard on calories/price is a real perk!
Dogs really like it, although one, Titan, has a hard time keeping it down-so we can't give it to him anymore. The other three are OK with it. All busy, very active Dobermans.
My dogs think Joint Max is a treat and it seems to have helped them over time with their joint stiffness.
I used to by synovi G3 chews. Joint Max Triple Strength is the same product at a much more reasonable price. Keeps my big old dogs moving smoothly!
The products I order from Entirely Pets are fine... but each time I have ordered, it has taken 2 WEEKS to arrive with standard delivery. Not acceptable.
The JointMax Triple Strength soft chews are comparable to some of the more expensive alternatives. My dog, Max, likes them as if they were treats as opposed to trying to help his ailing joints.
This is a super value for folks who need a joint supplement for their dog. Why pay more for the name brand when this works just as well!!!
I was giving my dog glyco flex and switched to joint max a real big difference in her movement will order again when I need to with outquestion .Thanks for a great product
My 2 senior newfs have been using this product for years. I just throw them in the dish with their meals and they are gone. Very reasonably priced, prompt delivery and free shipping.... that's what we like.
My Senior dog Arnold (140 lbs) started to have wobbly legs, after 5 weeks on Triple Strength Joint Max I can see a Huge improvement. Since he is doing so well I have been giving him his Rimadyl every other day. He loves the big chews . I will keep him on the Triple Strength for the rest of his life. He can get up on the sofa easier and I see him running a little with the other dogs. Great Product!!
Our Lab is almost 14 years old, huge bones, 96 lbs, not fat. Started to have hip & jointproblems when he was 11 years old. I give him this daily and he is doing good. I also take him to the vet for a shot of adequan about every three months. Joint Max triple strength is great for canines.
HI. i bought the JOINT MAX TRIPLE STRENGTH 940g for my colley 10 months old. He have a problem with one leg behind (a little injury july 2011) and with this product, he feel much better.My 10 month old since I give him supplement joined max he feel much better. he had runs and climbs. i love this product. Sonia Julien Quebec, Canada
We have older dogs with limps...they would whine horribly every morning when waking up. Now, after taking these every day (and they LOVE THEM), they are acting about 8 years younger!! I can't believe the difference!
This product is the best! She is my heart Pained her legs look sick mind. She ingested it back to health and hope
Not sure exactly what they changed in the new formula -- but now my three dogs refuse to eat their joint care -- when they used to love this stuff! And these dogs love food! Very upset and disappointed!
There was a noticeable difference in my dog after 2 weeks of getting this with his meals. I would recommend this to anybody whose older dogs are having joint issues!
An easy way to give the dogs a healthy treat.
Our oldest boxer, Thor was having difficulty trying to get up and down after his 10th birthday. I started giving him 2 Triple Joint Max chewable treats once a day in December. Within a couple of weeks, his pain had decreased and within a couple of months he could run and play again. He's 11 years old and people are amazed at how great he looks. The only thing that changed in his diet was the addition of Triple Joint Max. I highly recommend the product and Thor loves the flavor!
This product is awesome. It has helped my aging dog, who has arthiritis, become more active and able to take long walks again. I give it to all three of my Labs - they think it is a great treat!
I have ordered these numerous times - the last time will be the last time. More often than not, they are hard as a rock. I use them for joint support and to give my boy his meds with. Being rock hard doesn't allow for giving medicine, not what I ordered and probably not good for my boy. I have complained many times about this, and am only told to put bread into the container. This does nothing but waste bread. So since I can't order these again and trust they'll arrive as advertised, I'm not ordering anything from Entirely Pets again. Bye.
This is the best product of its kind. No problem with getting any of my dogs to take this supplement. The beefy taste makes it a welcomed treat. Entire Pets has the best prices on this and many other products.
My dogs loves this supplement, it's a big treat to them. This new formulation is much smellier than the previous versions, not wild about that, but the dogs don't care. I'll continue using it and recommend it.
I started our 80 pound chow mixed 6 year old dog on these chews about 1 year ago, after he was treated with a prescription anti-inflammatory medication from the vet. Teddy was diagnosed with hip displasia, when he started limping and having trouble getting up. He has not needed ANY medication in the past 10 months, thanks to Joint MAX Triple Chews, and runs around, chasing our other dog, and playing with us, like he's a puppy.
This is our second large dog with arthritis, and Joint Max has made a huge difference in their lives. The first one couldn't run anymore when she was 8, and she was playing fetch again after ~1 month on Joint Max.
I placed an order for the special buy 2 get 1 free over a week ago. Still waiting for delivery.
One of my dogs has bad hip dysplasia and I've been giving them both the Joint MAX TRIPLE Strength SOFT CHEWS. It seems to help the one dog's mobility and the other hasn't had any problems.
I have a 10 year old male Basset Hound who went down in the rear, after a four week course of the Joint Triple Max he is running around like a youngster again, I have my hound back with all his bounce! Thank you!
Unfortunately, our dog hates them. He begrudgingly ate them for a few days, but he simply refuses now. We also think they may have contributed to him being sick one evening. They are also rather large so we broke them in half which means he had four to eat each day. The previous year we gave him the vitamins which he begrudgingly ate. They were very large as well, but he ate them at least. We switched to the treats because we thought that would be better, and he had eaten some of the samples. Now we have two large buckets of costly vitamin treats that he refuses to eat and have to search for an alternative. Sigh...
My two older bassets love having to take their medicine every day. I'm so glad these come in a flavorful chewable version.
Fantastic product--highly effective--used it for years--my dogs and me are very happy customers!
The *new* version of this product is very hard, almost rubber like and will crumble if you try to use it for putting small pills into. The old version is much softer, more pliable and does not crumble at all. I made the mistake this time of not asking for the old version and am suffering through this new version. The dogs love the treats whether the old or new version but hiding a small pill in the new ones is horrilbe.
First of all, the ordering process was very easy and the Joint Max Triple Strength Soft Chews arrived in a timely manner. We used a couple of different brands of similar products in the past and my Lab seems to like yours best. She loves getting the Soft Chews daily as a very special treat. Of course, best of all, they really work well for her arthritis. She is 11 year old and her mobility is greatly improved.
We have a 14 yr old German Shepherd/Collie mix that has been on this product for 2-3 years. It is amazing how he gets around. He had begun to display signs of aching in his joints and had slowed down tremendously until we found this product. It helps that he loves the taste, so we have no problem giving this to him. Also, we have a 11 yr old Boston Terrier that loves to jump. She had begun crying when she jumped down from even the couch. Since we already had some Joint Max, we started her on it. This product worked like a miracle. No more hesitation or crying when she wants to jump. She loves the taste so much that she will stand by the counter and look up at where I store it to remind me that she hasn't had her "treat" yet. Definitely worth a try!!
Purchased some of this didn't think it was doing any good, then all of a sudden my German Shepard was having much more trouble getting up from the floor,so i re-purchased it. It's keeping me from having to have him put down.
The Joint Max is a great product. However, the service I received was very very poor. My order took 39 days to arrive, I contacted the company three times and each time they said it was shipped. Finally they said there was a mix up and gave me a tracking number. The Person I spoke with said it was being sent priority, but I reveived it 8 days later by ground service. My dog needed this product ,,,
EXCELLENT product! Have used other joint products for our 8 year old German Shepard but THIS IS THE ONLY product where she isn't still making whimperings periodically during the day.
My GSP Daisy has hip displaysia and these are fantastic treats to help with her discomfort. She looks forward to getting them every day.
Absolutley has helped our 12 year old Golden Retriever. We started Ginger on these when she was 9 years old, wow, what a great product. she lovers them...we love how they help her. We have started out 5 year old Golden on them too !
I have previously bought Joint soft chews from Foster and Smith pet supply. They are much softer and do not crumble/break apart when I put my dogs medication into the chew. A lesson in cost savings, "you get what you pay for". Mostly likely will not be buying these again.
I have three older dogs who need joint products. The joint Max chews have helped greatley. They will never be 100 % but are doing well.
This product works like magic for my 85lbs 6 yr old Alaskan Malamute. She has had hip problems scence 6 months. Always struggled getting up stairs and standing up after laying down for a while. Now after 3 months of giving her Joint Max she's a new dog!!
I just started my 12 year old Chow-Mix Ricky Martin Lopez on the Triple Strength Soft Chews for Joint Support and am hoping for good results. My friend swears by your products that he uses with his dogs. Time will tell, if this product works the way his dogs reacted to your products, you have a customer for life, Me and Ricky Martin Lopez!!
Entirely Pets provides great value for great products.
Our Husky mix has a torn ACL plus severe degenerative arthritis in her hip. She was limping badly, and was having great difficulty getting up from a sleeping position, when we first tried Joint Max TS nuggets. The results have been nothing short of miraculous. The Rimadyl had helped very little, but these nuggets have given her a new lease on life. She is 11 years old now but acts like she is 4 again! No more Rimadyl, all she needs now is her delicious nuggets.
Very upset...I ordered Joint Max Triple Strength Soft Chews. I paid extra for 3-4 day delivery. They charged my credit card immediately, but on the 9th day, no product had arrived. I tried 5 times to call the company, and never could speak with anyone as hold times exceeded 25 minutes, 20 minutes...I sent an email and no response. On the 10th day, I finially got Customer Service and was told I should recieve my order that day, and that due to the weight of the package, quicker delivery could not be done. They never bothered to let me know, send an email, nothing...he did tell me they were going to refund my added payment for quick delivery, however he wasn't sure when. I told him that if the product was not at my house that afternoon, I was going to cancel the order, which would cause me to have to close my credit card and be re-issued another one. By that afternoon, no product had arrived as he had told me earlier, and I called to cancel the order. The guy told me he would check on what had happened and call me back. I did recieve a message from him later, telling me that they were going to refund me the whole amount, and I could keep the product when it arrived, which was 2 days later, making it 12 days after ordering. My Great Pyr has taken these same soft chews before, and loved them, however, these were not soft at all but very course, and almost grainy in texture. I have had to crumble them into his food they are so dried out. I will NEVER order from this company again. Highly disappointed.
My Doberman had hip surgery, I asked my Vet about this product he even recommended and said never seen a product like this so high in glut/and Chon Told me it was a good choice
I have a 9 yr old Chocolate Lab. He has some hip displacement and arthritis. He gets 4 chewable s a day and reminds me if I forget. He loves them and there is a noticeable difference in his movements. The joint max is affordable and provides me pet with the supplement he needs. Great product. Entirely Pets is always prompt in getting the product to me.
These are fabulous & my dogs just love them, especially since the flavor has changed. I know they were doing great things for my pups (choco lab, yellow lab, besenji & pitbull), but they seem to love these chews even more now that they are tastier... I even think they smell great! 2 of my dogs have knee replacements & one is my old man (choco lab) & they both run around like they are still puppies! I totally recommend these!
I have 3 older dogs, 1 is 15yo next month and two just turned 14yo. I started them on the Joint Max Triple Strength Soft Chews in November after using another product for a couple of years. I don't have to force them to eat these, they love them so take them as a treat. I have seen a remarkable difference in mobility with all 3, they are still slow to get up and started, but once they're up, they are on the move and with more ease than before. One 14yo has had a bum leg for years and stopped going on walks with us, she has resumed the walks, which makes me VERY happy. Thanks for the great price that got me to try this product!
I have brought this product for years from your co. but my last experience wasn't good it took 2 wks for it to arrive after 2 phone call inquiring about why I had not received it. Then it came in 4 little containers instead of 2 big ones like normally it is. Very frustrated with this order. I am happy with the product.
Have always liked the product and feel that my dog bennetfits from it. I do not like the bacon smell as well as the old flavor but if it works as well then i'm happy
Firstly, I'd gotten a small sample of the product before I'd even heard about this particular brand/product. My dog loved it and her rather sensitive stomach was able to tolerate the product. No vomiting/diarrhea or such.The product is chewy and easy to break apart, if, by chance, one wanted to used them as a small treat. Secondly, I was quite pleasantly surprised at the size of the 2 containers. I'd actually expected something a lot smaller. Thirdly, the odour of the product is rather strong. One would do well to put the chews into a glass jar or other seal-able container. Even though the containers are plastic and have lids, the smell penetrates through quite thoroughly. Not a criticism, just a friendly warning. All in all, I am WELL pleased with the Joint Max Triple Strength Soft Chews. And my dog as well!
Not long are these really helpful to my dogs, but they love them. So I give them 2 of a morning and an evening as a treat. It's a win/win!
These chews work as well, and the dogs love them. They are 1/2 the price of the vet's chews. GREAT PRODUCT, EVEN BETTER PRICE!
All three of my dogs get their Triple Strength daily. It has really helped my 12 years old boy who weighs in at 110 lbs. The other two dogs who are much younger also take the supplement to maintain good joint health. At night I call, "Meet me in the kitchen and line up for meds. The dogs come in and sit in a line waiting for their "treats. I love being able to order online a product my vets approves, too.
The dogs love them and we could see results within 2 weeks.
My dogs think they are getting a treat when they eat these, and they are good for them!
I have a 10 year old Sheltie, who though muscular and fit, would have some limping. After speaking with his Vet, I purchased my first tub of these chews. They smell divine to my dog and he looks forward to me giving them to him. I go through quite a number of them, since my vet wants him taking 2 at each time, so I order quite frequently.
My 10 year old French Brittany hurt her leg years ago while hunting. It was probably a torn ligament. The Vet wanted to send her away to be operated on. $$$$$ I read about these chews and decided to give them a try. Maddie has been taking them for years now. She hunts every year, can jump on the bed, etc. I started my other 2 dogs on them and recommended them to my son for his dog who survived cancer. My dogs love them and eagerly await them every evening before dinner.
I've purchased these joint max chews before and found them effective for joint pain, arthritis and weakness in the rear legs of our 13+ yr. old weimeraner. She was hit by a large conversion van years ago so the arthritis in her hips causes a lot of discomfort. They were recommended to us by a breeder friend.
My dog loves it and walk more easily I'm happy to see the effect it had for my dog
We have been using this product for a number of years for two different large breed dogs & have found that it has helped with their movement & pain.
Our Aris this product has not been feeling the pain, but it is still very important, he loves max triple, which is very important because we all know that the pain if you do not want to take any medicine
My 2 Boxers had the usual boxer joint problems. They have been taking these chews for about a year now.The 7 y/,o Ruby 2's has problems with both knees and was limping a lot. She takes RX Rimydly, permanently I guess. I use the soft chew as a "pill pouch", which saves me more money from not having to buy them too. My 12 y/o Harley Ray Vaughn has the old aches and pains, and is also on Rimydly daily. It has been amazing to watch these 2 be able to play around comfortably again. Much Thanks to the Vet Tech who recommeded these to me. If they happen to miss out on a day or two dosing, I can absolutely see them start to limp, which quickly improves when they take them again. Don't run out! Buy 2!
I have a border collie who goes out on our trail rides. He usually covers half again the mileage that the horses do. Our rides are anywhere from a couple of miles to upwards of 15. We do a lot of riding in the Cascade Mountain Range and that can be brutal on anyone. Being 10 years old he had been having trouble getting up moving for the next day or two after one of these excursions. I started him on Joint Max about 2 month ago and even though he is tired after a ride his joints don't bother him any more. I'm really impressed with the results and will keep on feeding him these treats.
good for my dog but she wont eat them unless we desguise the taste with peanut butter,, They smell awfull also
Joint MAX really helps our two older dogs. Wouldn't be without it, and if they could talk I'm sure they'd say the same!
I purchased these for an 75lb shepard/lab mix. Normally she will eat anything chewy, which is why I selected the product. She ate the first 20 or so without any issue, but now she won't eat them at all. I have to break them up into little chunks and mix them with her food, sometimes its hit or miss if she eats them or eats around them. I will have to try something different next time.
Not only is this good for my dogs they think they are treats and love eating them.
Chew like brownies. Smooth and looks delicious. But people should not eat. I do not know what tastes. Dogs do not like it very much. So, even a little degree of difficulty in feeding grain a day. However, in joint products efficiently and to prevent arthritis, so I think the dogs are fed continuously.
I rescue dogs and have several elderly ones. Having searched for similar products, I find that this one at entirelypets.com is the best value and works well!
Definatly can see the results of thre product in as little as 3-5 days, even better after a coule of weeks
Since starting my 11 y/o Golden Retriever on these, he has shown much improvement in his ability to run / play with our 3 y/o Lab and he seems alot happier. He can climb steps much better and has more energy.The chews must taste good for him because he munches them down quickly. I would recommend these to anyone with an aging buddy like me
Ilove this product for my dogs,. I don't like the way you presented it for 30% off of the normal price; you set the price at $30.09 with another 10% . Well, I gave the code JOINTCARE30, and guess what. my order was $42.95 went down 10% & back up to $43.61 with shipping. When I went to school, I know long ago 10% of $30.09 was $27.09 plus $4.95 which would be a total of $32.04. Boy, do I feel cheated. When you put this on my E-mail, I thought great, I buy enough that I finally get a terrific deal. If this is a bait & switch, you did an excellent job on me, thank you and forget my order. Darlene
Joint Max really helps my 13 years old golden. I can see her improvement when walking and able to get up on the floor and sofa a lot easier!! Thank you!!
I previously had two rescue dogs that had broken legs as puppies. After they started limping, they went on Joint Max Triple Strenght soft chews. One dog never limped again! The other would only limp occasionally when the weather was really cold (I live in MN). My current dogs take these as a preventative, because both boxers and bulldogs can be prone to joint issues. I recommend these all the time to people, and always point them to entirelypets.com for their purchase. As a matter of fact, I'll be sending some to my sister for her Boston Terrier that just started limping during this last cold spell.
We have an 11 year old Alaskan Husky who weighs 85lbs and has severe arthritis. We noticed a huge difference within days after he started taking the Joint Max Triple Strength Soft Chews. While he still takes anti-inflammatory medication, these have helped to improve his mobility and seem to have slowed down the effects of his arthritis from progressing so quickly. Thank you for adding a few more years to our dogs active life! We give this to all dogs now in hopes that it will extend their mobility into older ages as well!
Our 14 year old Corgi loves his joint max as a treat ! They are keeping him young and energetic!
Once on this product do not try another brand .....my dog suffered when I bought a different supplement. Since returning to Joint Max she is pain free again. Lesson learned!
We use JointMax TS soft chews for our 2 Labs and Chessie & it works great! We seemed to get better results when compared to GlycoFlex. Other products didn't even compare to how our dogs seemed to feel after using JointMax. Our aging dogs are frisky & playful puppies again!
Bought this for my old chow-lab mix, now give it to all my dogs and my daughter gives it to hers also. Most of our dogs are rescue dogs so weren't treated the best before we got them and the joint max does wonders to help them play and enjoy being able to move easier.
They're great when they're soft, but for the 3RD time now, I've gotten 2 packs of HARD AS A ROCK chews. I've spoken to customer service about this issue only to be told to put bread in the container, which only wastes bread and discolors it, but does nothing to soften the rocks they sent me. I guess I'll have to stop ordering from Entirely Pets. 3rd times the charm. Wonder if they even read these reviews. I'd love an answer from them as to why they keep these on the shelf for so long that they turn into brown rocks.
I have an 80 pound lab/chow mix who is approaching the age of 12. I decided to try these, because I noticed that she limped and often got up slowly. After being on this product, she no longer limps, and she doesn't seem to have any trouble getting up. I will keep using Joint Max Triple Strength.
Easy way to give the dogs Glucosamine. It also has goo ingredients...I've done my research!
our dog loves the soft chews! Never have a problem getting her to eat them!
This product has helped my boxer Wiggles more than the other productucts I have tried in the past. Highly recommend them.
Joint maxx triple strenght treats are awesome! Our dog loves them and they help him soo much! Our Lab is 11 years old and our vet said if he didn't know him and have his records he would think he was 7 years old!!!
My initial reaction to this product was that it was good and did the job. Then Ryan (my dog) injured the joint on his right leg (before the paw). We are living outside the US so had to find a new vet - found one who combines traditional with natural medicine. She wanted to see all supplements he was taking and zeroed in on this one - she said it is rare to find a product with enough MSN in it which is what Ryan needed at the time to help the joint heal. This product is high in MSN - many, many times higher than cosequin (a product I had been giving him alternately with the Joint Maxx. His joint is almost good as new!
Started using this product after doing much research for a joint supplement. Our 9 month old Staffie had just been diagnosed with a torn ACL. In trying to avoid TPLO surgery on a puppy, we chose to instead treat her with "conservative management" It involves 12-16 weeks of crate rest with very limited activity to allow natural healing. We immediately started Darby on Joint MAX TRIPLE Strength Soft Chews. I am ecstatic to report that a year later, Darby has NO sign of any ACL injury. NO limp, NO pain and NO limitations of kind! All of our other dogs are now on Joint MAX as well. I recommend Joint MAX to everyone as the BEST joint supplement on the market.
Excellent product and our dogs just love them. Our border collie injured his back leg years ago and now has arthritis. Using this product has really helped him. Plus our other aging dogs are benefiting from this too. Highly recommend.
Our 12 year old german shepherd loves the chewables and they have helped so much with her arthritis in her joints. She has become more moveable without much pain. Plus entirely pets is a great place to order from and I will continue to do so.
Our dog is 13.5 years old and had a hard life on a ranch herding cattle. This product has extended her life for 2 years already. Without it she is immobile and in pain. Now, she gets around great!
My full-blooded Lab and many Lab mixes (as I foster for rescue) LOVE these, as do friends' dogs. I truly believe they prevent/preclude hip dysplasia problems, as my Lab was having issues and these erased all symptoms. I give them on a regular basis now to all dogs in my house!
Excellent product, and in these amounts even more affordable... best product at the best price.
Back leg pain is the problem, dog has been on Joint Max for about 2 months, dog seems to be in less pain when trying to get up.
I have been using Joint max for years. My dog is almost 15! She loves them.
My geriatric pups love these chews! Unlike others I've tried, they would do hand stands (if they could) for the chews. My younger pups feel the same way. They do roll overs time & time again. Even though we go through the tubs fairly quickly, due to the # of dogs we have, the purchase price plus free shipping is always worth it. Infact, it can't be best!
This product made a significant improvement in my 10yo GSD!
I guess the proof of this product's effectiveness is the fact that my 8 year old, 125 lb. mastiff can keep up with a 4 year old, 40 lb mixed breed with more energy than the Energizer bunny!!! If you know mastiffs you know they are very low key and are prone to bad hips. We have been giving him Joint MAX triple strength since he was a year old and it certainly helps him keep up with our young and fast smaller dog.
The price was very interesting and the shipping rate is the best so far,we have received the stock so very fast .Thank you very much. We will be buying again from you the same product and some more
Our Pitbull-Boxer Mix is now 12 years. 3 years ago the vet diagnosed her with arthritis in her elbows which causes her a lot of pain, especially when getting up or lying down.The only pain remedy are anti-inflammatory medications but due to the severe side effects we don't want to give these all the time. Short after the said vet visit, we started to give her Joint Max Triple Strength. It made us very happy to see her mobility improve. We give her 4 chews daily with her food, and she devours them. One time we ran out of Joint Max, and it took a while before we got our new supply. The deterioration was clearly noticeable. As long as our beloved Sarah can stay with us, she will never miss one day of Joint Max again.
We have purchased joint max triple soft chews for over a year with good results BUT it appears that the product has changed ingrediants or something as both containers were completely dried out and each piece crumbled into pieces when touched and it was hard to give full pieces to our dog. Before the pieces were moist and good but not anymore. We use these for medicine for our dog (13 year old with hip issues) but due to the pieces falling apart we have not been able to do that. I don't believe we will be ordering them anymore.
Joint Max Triple Strength Chews, really helps our dog with her hip dysplasia!
Triple joint max has helped our dog Patch so much! She is over fourteen years old and is a large dog, but she is still able to talk walks and goes up and down the steps daily. Thank you!
My lab likes them. She has arthritis & seems to help. Entirely Pets has had the best price so far, this is the second time I have ordered.
I (we) have used these chews for years & find they are a big help.
I have larger dogs and as they get older their hips bother them. A girlfriend of mine recommended this product and I can tell it has helped my dog. I also give her over the counter glucosemen and so I stuff then inside the soft chews. She loves these chews. I always take advantage of the deals that entirely pets offers.
One of the tubs came with the "New Flavor," the highly bacon scented chews that my dogs absolutely love. The other tub apparently was the old flavor, not a particularly strong aroma, and my dogs resist taking these. I wish both had been the "New Flavor." This also makes me wonder if the old flavor had been on the shelf a long time and was not really fresh.
My dog has been on this for about 6 yrs and now she's 14 1/2 and doing amazingly well for her age. Didn't have to put her on arthritis meds until last year and still she hobbled every now and then. I would recommend this product to anybody. Ranger goes up the stairs more often and plays like a 10-yr-old dog. I have another dog who is 5 and the vet recommended I put her on this product in a few years and I wouldn't hesitate to do so. Don't even consider not getting something like this if it will make your dog's quality of life easier.
Joint MAX Triple strength soft chews work very well on older dogs with arthritis.
Dogs love the chews, and these are the best price online.
These definitely work. My elderly dog gained some weight and I noticed he was kind of slow. It was because I had not upped the dose to match his increasing waistline. Now that I have him on the correct dose again he is doing much better. I don't know why they 'improved' the flavor, my dog like them just fine before. In fact he doesn't really care too much for the the new improved taste, only eating them to spite my other two dogs.
Although our 12 year old STD POODLE doesn't really like these, she does eat them when combined with some other tasty food. The product does work well and there has been a noticeable improvement in our dog's ability to get around without pain. I would recommend highly.
I've been giving my labs Joint Max chews for years. I've also given them glycoflex tabs but found Joint Max to be a better value. They both seem to work about the same. They are just over 13 years old now and the female only has mild arthritis. A few weeks ago was the first time we had to give the male a steroid injection for his hips, so I would say it has done very well for them. I have already started my 2yo pitbull on one every night. The only downsize is they smell (expected as a dog soft chew) and if you don't close the bag tightly they will dry out and get very hard. My dogs still eat them, but I'd rather them stay soft for the seniors. Easy enough to help with both probs by using a chip clip to hold the bag shut and keep the chews soft & not stinking up the kitchen! My male sometimes needs an arthritis med on top of it, but only for bad flares, not every day.
My German Shepherd was rescued at the age of 10 months. At that time he could not walk, was diagnosed with Elbow & Hip Dysplasia, surgery on both knees ACL, He has been taking "JOINT TRIPPLE MAX SOFT CHEWS" ever since and is in fair condition now , able to walk and run. I firmly believe that those chews have helped him a lot to get and stay well. THANKS SO MUCH ! christa Burg
When my dogs are done w/their dinner the only thing left in their bowls is the Joint Max chews. I have to break them into tiny pieces in order for them to eat. I know they both need them, but it's a hassle getting them to eat them.
My queensland/corgi mix named Pepper is coming up on 13 years. About 2 years ago she started to have pretty bad arthritis in her hips. She was in pain and had trouble walking. Since purchasing these joint supplements, she is like a puppy again. She plays with our 2 younger dogs and is no longer in pain. Highly recommended.
Great product, has helped my Golden Retriever's arthritis!
Thank you Entirely Pets for selling these to my mom at such a good price! I can't go a day without my joint chewies - they really help my achy knees (I had TPLO surgery on both back knees believe it or not)! My mom didn't give them to me for almost 5 months - they can be costly elsewhere - and I was really limping around hurting. After a couple of weeks back on these yummy chews, I feel like a new dog! No more limping around in pain. I can't wait for my little brother and sister to give them to me each day - because they taste super rad :) I'm super excited to go on walks with my awesome mom (she told me to say the 'awesome' part) and thanks to the good price - she won't skip out on buying them again!
I love this product because it help my dogs with arthritis and joints. They are more active because of this product. It also comes with a good price.
Great product! Helps almost 12 year old golden retriever with mobility...can tell a huge difference when he takes it regularly....ran out this time! Waited 19 days for this product to arrive with extra payment for shipment? I know it was Christmas but really 19 days???
I have 2 older Old English Sheep Dogs; ages 13 & 11. The Joint Max Triple Strenght soft chews has put some of the zip back in my oldest dog's step. She can get up easier and jump around like a puppy when my husband first gets home. My vet tried anti-inflamatory medications and the side effects included incontenence & elevated liver enzymes. The JMTS soft chews do not cause any of these problems. My vet asked me what I was using. She liked the results.
I was using a joint supplement for years before it was taken off the market. This sent me searching for another. I found the Joint Max Triple Strength soft chews. When I read the nutrition label, I found that it was stronger than what I was using and less expensive through Entirely Pets. I've been using this product for several years now. On a side note. My black Lab was born with a genetic issue which I discovered while she was a young pup having difficulty running. She also walked with a slight limp. Surgery was the suggested solution. Through my own research, I decided to try the joint supplements first. She is now 6 years old and runs like the wind!
9 year old, rescue Greyhound demands 2 after each meal. Stands infront of me and stares to remind me, if I neglect to give them, until I do remember...Is still enjoying a happy run without problems.
After a period of three weeks without this type of product, Sadie shows a noticeable improvement in her overall mobility within three days.. A 4 year old female mastiff/Lab mix with an extreme case of hip displasia. Below freezing weather does not seem to bother her now.
I ordered these for my dog jack who happens to be a little old man. He was having lots of trouble getting up and lots of trouble walking up and down stairs. He would constantly be limping and was very lethargic, I'm assuming cause he was in pain. The very first day I gave him these, he started running around like a little monkey, I notice he had such an easier time walking up and down stairs and when he would get up. He even runs up and down the stairs now when he's excited. I'm very happy with this product and so is Jack, He keeps an eye out for when I wake up in the morning and waits for his chews, he loves the way they taste. They smell like yummy dog treats. This was an excellent purchase.
This product is wonderful. My little 12 year old baby was bunny hopping going up the stairs, but after several weeks of taking the supplement she is her old self. She flies up the stairs and by the time I am on the third step, she is already at the top waiting for me. The only negative comment would be that they used to be more chewy and moist---and now they are a little dry and hard. They still work fine and she loves them!
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Posted by Editoress on 08/11/11
Gerard Vroomen, co-founder of the Canadian bike company Cervélo, has provoked an immediate and angry response from the UCI over comments he made on his personal blog yesterday regarding the biological passport and testing program. On his blog, Vroomen stated that he was unaware of any out-of-competition testing of riders under the program since the end of last year's (2010) Tour de France and April of this year; statements which were subsequently reported by some media. Read the full blog entry here.
The UCI issued the following statement today, rejecting those allegations, and providing statistics of tests undertaken. It should be noted, however, that these are stats for all tests during this period, including the in-competition ones. A more useful statistic in refuting Vroomen's claim would be the specific out-of-competition tests.
The International Cycling Union categorically rejects the allegations published by Mr. Gerard Vroomen on his personal blog yesterday concerning biological passports, comments which were then relayed by the velonation.com website. The UCI has therefore decided to provide the following statement in order to protect the public image of cycling and in particular with due respect to the commitment of those working on daily basis in the fight against doping.
The allegation that no tests were carried out under the biological passport testing program between the end of the Tour de France 2010 and April 2011 is absolutely incorrect, as the statistics below clearly demonstrate.
General statistics for Blood Passport Tests only (excluding urine tests and Tour de France 2010) from July 1st, 2010, until April 30th, 2011 (period referred to by Mr Vroomen):
2010: 1074
2011: 1577
This includes out-of-competition controls, pre-competition and in-competition controls on all major events during this period and team training camps.
01.07.2010 - 31.12.2010: 45
01.07.2010 - 30.04.2011: 68
The assertions made by Gerard Vroomen's are misleading, irresponsible, mischievous and clearly show a very weak understanding of this complex subject, an area which goes well beyond financial questions alone. The UCI considers Mr Vroomen's comments particularly unacceptable given the years of research and investments in this area. The result of UCI's anti-doping work has been unanimously recognized by international experts and its program has become a worldwide reference in the fight against doping.
The UCI highlights the exceptional quality of competition at the recent Tour de France 2011, a Tour which also reflected a cleaner era in cycling. Mr Vroomen appears exceptionally poorly informed as he would seem not to have been aware of the tests carried out on the two teams he has been involved with. A simple phone call could have clarified the situation for Mr Vrooman should his concerns have been genuine, but he chose not to do this.
Further the UCI refutes any suggestion that anti-doping funds have been used to fund legal bills for fighting legal cases.
The UCI therefore suggests that Mr Vroomen, and the media, ensure that facts are correct before making public statements about UCI's activities.
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Where should you eat kosher if you're in a city for 12 hours? Our next stop: Kansas City.
Get to know the journey your Matzah takes before it reaches your plate.
This year your Matzo Balls will be perfect! Get ready for Passover by watching these quick and easy tips which will pay big dividends.
At this Bat Mitzvah party pink is really punchy!
Your guide to the perfect traditional hamentashen for Purim!
Making chocolate Babka CAN be easy! Get ready for Purim with this Mishloach Manos favorite by seeing how easy it is.


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Members represent government, industry and public stakeholders
WASHINGTON – Secretary of the Interior Ken Salazar today appointed 21 primary and 20 alternate members to an advisory committee that will guide and oversee implementation of the United States Extractive Industries Transparency Initiative (USEITI). Convened under the Federal Advisory Committee Act, the committee will serve as the initial USEITI Multi-Stakeholder Group and includes representatives from federal and state government agencies, companies and public stakeholders. The names of those appointed to the Committee can be found at the USEITI web site at: www.doi.gov/eiti.
"Today marks another significant step in USEITI implementation, and underscores the Administration's continued commitment to lead by example in promoting global transparency and accountability under the Open Government Partnership," said Secretary Salazar, who serves as the senior U.S. official designated by the President in September 2011 to oversee USEITI implementation. "I look forward to working with this group in the new year as we work to forge open governments and institutions that are accountable to the people."
The Extractive Industries Transparency Initiative is a voluntary, global effort designed to increase transparency, strengthen the accountability of natural resource revenue reporting, and build public trust for the governance of these vital activities. Participating countries publicly disclose revenues received by the government for oil, gas, and mining development, while companies make corresponding disclosures regarding these same payments to the government, and both sets of data are reviewed and reconciled by a mutually agreed upon independent third party. Results are then released in a public report.
The design of each nation's EITI reporting requirements is country-specific and developed jointly by a Multi-Stakeholder Group comprised of members of the public, government, and companies through a multi-year, consensus-based process. The USEITI Advisory Committee will serve as the initial Multi-Stakeholder Group for USEITI implementation.


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Knicks' 11 Year Long Playoffs Win Drought Continues, But Lin Could Be Back Soon
Eleven years. Exactly.
Today, April 29, 2012, marks the 11th anniversary of the last Knicks playoff victory.
And judging by yesterday's smackdown at the hands of the Miami Heat, this drought may continue.
Especially considering that Iman Shumpert, the team's best perimeter defender by a mile--heck, he's one of three players on the roster who's not a bad defender, period--is out for 6-8 months with a torn ACL and meniscus.
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While Miami's significant edge in free throw advantage (the Heat shot 33 free throws to Knicks' 11) had many fans roar out in anger over the officiating, blaming the loss on the refs is overlooking the fact that Carmelo Anthony had a horrible game, Tyson Chandler--suffering from the flu--wasn't his usual self, and LeBron James played out of his mind.
The Knicks were also completely caught offguard by Miami's strategy of fronting Anthony on defense. It was a defensive scheme that Heat coach Erik Spoelstra had not used in the two teams' previous meetings.
Lost in the complete destruction was the fact that Baron Davis actually played very well in the first half, looking like his old self...before his bad backflared up and he simply reverted back to being his"old" 34-year-old self.
To try to be optimistic, Anthony will likely be better next game--although it is clear he is not in the same class with LeBron as a player--and there's a slight chance that Jeremy Lin could return for this series.
Lin's knee rehab could be ahead of schedule |
Yes, Lin is, apparently, healing ahead of schedule, playing one-on-one a few hours before the game yesterday, making lateral movements for the first time (he had been limited to just running in a straight line for the couple of weeks).
Howard Beck of the New York Times reported that the team will reevaluate Lin's knee soon and decide whether to accelerate his return. He was originally slated to be out for two more weeks (six weeks total), but it is conceivable for that time frame to be cut short now.
(Note: Grant Hill, who's 39 years old--ancient by NBA standards--suffered the same injury as Lin and returned within three weeks)
Still, that's a big if for now. Unless the Knicks make drastic adjustments and Anthony step up his game, this series won't last long.
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Heir of Elendil was a title granted to those descended from Elendil, the founder of the Two Kingdoms in the late years of the Second Age. In the North-kingdom of Arnor, whose rulers were descended through Elendil's elder son Isildur, its definition was simple: their rulers came from Elendil's direct male line, unbroken down to Aragorn himself.
The political situation in the South-kingdom of Gondor was more complicated, because its first independent King, Meneldil, was not a direct heir of Elendil in the strictest sense, being the son of Isildur's younger brother Anárion. In Gondor, therefore, the title was taken to refer to any descendants of Elendil who ruled in their own stead, a convenience that allowed Gondor's Kings to represent themselves as true Heirs of Elendil. This situation was complicated still further with the loss of Gondor's last King, Eärnur. After this point, the Stewards who took up the rule of Gondor acted in place of the heirs of Elendil, and took on the powers associated with the title.
These complexities were resolved at the end of the Third Age with the enthronement of Aragorn Elessar, a true heir, as High King of the Reunited Kingdom of Arnor and Gondor.


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Michelle Obama: A first lady undercover and carving her own path
Michelle Obama: A portrait of a first lady who's transforming the job, shopping at Petco herself, and reaching out to Washington DC's black community.
Steve Helber/AP
The most recognizable woman in the world routinely ducks reporters to have what she calls a "normal" life. Hiding beneath a baseball cap, the first lady of the United States has picked through sale racks in the frenetic Tysons Corner, Va., mall with girlfriends, bought supplies for her dog at Petco using her own credit card, and dined at some of D.C.'s hippest eateries largely unrecognized. So secretive are her outings that when Washington Capitals hockey superstar Alex Ovechkin tweeted a photo in April with his arm around her at a busy Washington restaurant, media organizations were convinced it was a fake.
Michelle Obama laid down her markers quickly and in a way that has set Washington back on its heels. The White House was not going to imprison her, the media were not going to own her, and she would not be driven by external expectations.
She was supposed to be a different kind of first lady—an Ivy League-educated, fashion-trendsetting professional who blew up the conventions of the job. No one could have imagined back in the heady days following the election that she'd declare that she would work only two or three days a week, choose a couple of politically comfortable issues, and stay out of the glare of the political spotlight. The result has been a low-key tenure that some have found to be disappointingly conventional.
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But is it? What the chattering class has missed is that Michelle Obama, in an understated way, has in fact been transforming the job—but on her own terms. She may have disappointed the Georgetown salon set with a casual disregard for social convention and annoyed the old political-wives club by not indulging them. But she has also spent untold hours with the other Washington--consciously extending the reach of the White House into D.C.'s black community, mentoring students, and choking up when she reflects on her own success to offer hope and dreams. Later this month she will make an official trip to South Africa and Botswana to further expand her commitment to students and young leaders, education, and wellness.
In short, Michelle Obama has figured out ways to navigate the bubble while channeling her own passions and holding on to her life.
But her carefully crafted world at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is about to be challenged anew. Her husband is entering his reelection bid battling rough economic headwinds, against a GOP energized by the successes of the 2010 mid-terms. Barack Obama will need every ounce of his wife's considerable star power—she's polling 20 points ahead of her husband—to win reelection. Although the full-throttle campaign is still months away, Michelle is already traveling the country fundraising.
She must once again find her footing in the part of the job she hates the most—campaigning--but one she happens to excel at. "She has always been remarkably effective because no matter where you live or where you come from, you can relate to her," says White House official Stephanie Cutter, who worked closely with Michelle in 2008. "She conveys the same set of values and experiences families all over the country live by."
So reluctant has Michelle been to raise her profile that it's been easy to forget what a ferocious asset she was in the 2008 campaign. Toward the end, thousands of people were pushing into her rallies, shoving babies at her for photos, and mimicking her J.Crew clothes.
Coming off that huge success, Michelle startled the political establishment when she announced that she would limit her public appearances so she could tend to her family. (Her staff concedes that her initial declaration of working three days a week has been impossible to maintain.) The president's strategists say privately they would have liked her to do some heavier political lifting over the past two years, but that she's not someone who can be pushed. "She was always a reluctant campaigner," says a West Wing staffer who has witnessed some of the machinations to coax the first lady into making more political appearances. "She demands a level of thinking-through that can be taxing on the staff."
Ultimately, members of her staff say, she had no interest in lurching from crisis to crisis as presidential advisers see fit. "She wasn't going to be always doing some one-off trip because a congressman needed to be stroked," says someone close to her, requesting anonymity to speak candidly. -Michelle's hesitation to leverage her popularity for political gain apparently drove former White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel crazy during last year's hectic legislative maneuvering and midterm elections.
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"I think she's willing to do things, but she's not someone you send out with talking points as an adjunct spokesman for the government," says David Axelrod, the Obama strategist who recently left the White House to work on the campaign and who has known her for nine years.
Meanwhile, outside allies and advisers have encouraged Michelle's staff to push the envelope beyond her two signature issues—childhood obesity and helping military families—and raise her profile.
he is heeding some of that advice with her June 21 trip to Africa. Mindful of the negative publicity she generated last year with her luxury vacation to Spain, the staff has jampacked this excursion with cultural and historical significance, such as a keynote address to the Young African Leaders Forum and a visit to Robben Island, the prison where Nelson Mandela was kept in isolation for nearly three decades for opposing his country's harsh segregation policies. (A meeting with Mandela, 92, is uncertain given his fragile health.)
It is a move in the direction toward more substantive exposure, but still shy of embracing the traditional public role that some would like to see.
First ladies essentially step into these unpaid jobs with no official duties and work to carve out an agenda that at best dovetails with the president's—or at least doesn't get in his way. History shows that finding the right issues and tone can be a tricky effort. Nancy Reagan was viewed as a vapid California socialite until she latched onto her signature "Just Say No" campaign to discourage teenage drug use. By contrast, Hillary Clinton drew harsh criticism for leading her husband's failed drive to reform health care. Michelle has come across as neither the doe-eyed adoring wife nor the intense political adviser. But she has been fully engaged in shaping her own image and goals.
Michelle's staff of 22 knows not to cram her schedule with events that don't serve some larger strategic agenda. "What's the purpose?" she frequently demands of aides when presented with a proposal. "Am I value-added?" Once she settles on a schedule, her staff says she will spend hours and even days preparing for one appearance. For a major speech, like her address to West Point families at last month's commencement weekend, she will hand-edit multiple drafts. Staff will then drag a lectern into her office, where she will rehearse the speech with a teleprompter for days. "She demands a lot of herself," says Axelrod.
Despite her commitment to controlling her agenda, there still are plenty of traditional obligations that can't be avoided, and at times the first lady may have unwittingly conveyed ambivalence. Congressional wives were disappointed in how a series of luncheons was handled for the 500-plus spouses: the women were invited alphabetically, which, several said, showed no effort to create an interesting mix of guests. "I went with the Ks," said one wife of a Democratic congressman. "I barely said hello to her." This woman contrasted the lunch with a similar event hosted by Laura Bush, who obligingly took a group of the wives upstairs to see the Lincoln Bedroom--and then posed for pictures with each of them in the room. "I admire what Michelle is doing with all her public-service efforts," said the spouse, "but Laura was warm and made you feel like you were visiting her home."
Michelle's social life has largely revolved around her tight-knit group of girlfriends, such as Jocelyn Frye, who met her at Harvard Law School and now works in the White House; Angela Acree, a Princeton classmate; and Sharon Malone, a physician and the wife of Attorney General Eric Holder.
Malone, who has become a social friend of the first lady in the past two years, sees Michelle as simply trying to "create a little bit of space to keep herself sane."
"You know there's a playbook in Washington about what you're supposed to do—well, she's not following the playbook," says Malone. "She's doing it the way she wants to do it by being very involved in the community."
The first lady has made regular visits to schools in Anacostia, one of Washington's poorest, most difficult neighborhoods. She has initiated a high-octane mentoring program, linking White House aides with urban minority high-school students—and, NEWSWEEK has learned, she presses famous entertainers eager to perform for the president at tony events for a quid pro quo: an agreement to conduct a music workshop for selected students at the White House while they are in town. In late March, Motown greats Berry Gordy and Smokey Robinson worked with a couple of hundred musically gifted students from across the country. At an earlier workshop, music students found themselves jamming one afternoon with five members of the Marsalis family—New Orleans jazz royalty—under the sparkling chandeliers of the East Room.
Washington's A-listers may not have swarmed across the Obamas' threshold, but the first lady assured the middle-schoolers invited to the White House one day, "While we live here, we're your neighbors. And we want you to feel welcome at the White House."
During a recent visit to Anacostia's Ballou High School, she took questions for 30 minutes. Asked what she would tell a teen mom who hoped to go to college, Michelle said she would say, "Good for you." She advised the students to think about what kind of careers they would want. "College is no joke because it is so expensive," she said.
The visit was part of an ambitious mentoring program she has held for students in Washington, Detroit, and Denver since 2009. In D.C., she has brought together a diverse group of female high-voltage celebrities who fan out to public schools. Students are later invited back to the White House to mingle with stars such as Geena Davis, Hilary Swank, Alicia Keyes, and Michelle Kwan.
"Nothing in my life's path ever would have predicted that I would be standing here as the first African-American first lady," Michelle has often told inner-city students, her voice breaking with emotion. "I wasn't raised with wealth or resources or any social standing to speak of."
From the beginning, Michelle seemed intent to play down her career credentials. A Princeton and Harvard--educated lawyer who held a high-powered job at the University of Chicago Medical Center, she promptly referred to herself as the mom in chief after Barack was elected.
In staffing her office, she surrounded herself with friends and some politically inexperienced loyalists from the campaign or Chicago, which led to a rocky start and some drama.
She has been through three chiefs of staff, three social secretaries, and two communications directors. Her first chief of staff had little management experience and was gone after a few months, after she and social secretary Desiree Rogers locked horns. Rogers, a glamorous Chicago acquaintance, was eventually canned when her profile became higher than the first lady's--never a good idea.
Susan Sher, a friend and former boss in Chicago, stepped in as chief of staff to help at a critical time and was well respected but wanted to return to her husband in Chicago. In February another friend from Chicago, Democratic activist and attorney Tina Tchen, moved over from the West Wing, an appointment applauded by senior presidential aides.
On a personal level as well, Michelle has kept her Chicago ties close. She moved her mother to Washington to help care for daughters Sasha and Malia; Miriam Robinson rides to school with the girls daily in an unmarked SUV. Michelle also brought to Washington from Chicago her long-term personal trainer, Cornell McClellan (who now has a robust White House clientele), and the family's personal chef, Sam Kass.
Michelle's reluctance to expand her circle may stem from the awkward early days of the 2008 campaign when opponents portrayed her as unpatriotic, snobby, and a caricature of an angry black woman. The president's advisers now candidly admit that she was poorly served by the campaign. Conservative commentators, who carefully steered clear of racial references when it came to Barack, had no such reservations about stirring up racial stereotypes about his wife. Eventually, Axelrod hired Stephanie Cutter to bolster Michelle's image and help her shape her passions into an agenda. She parlayed her interest in childhood nutrition into Let's Move, a national campaign to deal with an obesity epidemic among young people.
Michelle's other signature issue--helping military families--first attracted her attention while she campaigned in Iowa. She found herself in small towns comforting wives whose husbands had been deployed to Iraq and mothers who had lost sons. Once in the White House, she spent months consulting with families and veterans about their needs.
"We believe that this is what you deserve from us," she told the 200 military wives and mothers at the White House for a Mother's Day tea, her voice quavering. "Thank you for your strength." For now, Michelle has made clear that along with her mentoring efforts, these two issues will keep her busy and fulfilled professionally for the foreseeable future.
But on a personal note, her closest aides confide that there is one place in D.C. that she has been desperate to visit for another taste of life outside the White House--but so far it has not been possible. "She really wants to go to Target," says one confidante. "We have to make that happen."
Lois Romano is a senior writer for Newsweek/Daily Beast based in Washington. She was a longtime political writer and columnist for The Washington Post, covering presidential campaigns and Washington powerbrokers.


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NAPOLEONVILLE (AP) — The Assumption Parish Sheriff's Office says a 10-year-old boy has drowned in Bayou Lafourche.
WBRZ-TV reportd the child, according to the sheriff's office, was out fishing Friday morning with friends when he and another boy decided to jump in the water off of a footbridge.
Authorities say the victim, who could swim, came up once and showed distress before going back under. He was found about 20 feet away from where he jumped in, in six to seven feet of water.
Investigators are still talking to the boys who were at the scene to get more details about what happened, and have not released the victim's name.


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As the Hornet came to anchor the cormorant saluted her, and she replied instantly.
The birds comprise a darter, a cormorant, a guillemot, and a penguin.
There Hoori had built a hut roofed with cormorant feathers, and there in due season she gave birth to a son.
The egg of the cormorant is but little larger than that of a pigeon.
Upon the coast the favourite breeding resorts of the cormorant are ranges of lofty cliffs, and small low islands and reefs.
It is true we agreed to say nothing about it before this cormorant.
The rock is named from its usual frequenters, the kite, hawk, and cormorant showing up in large numbers on the face.
The Spectacled or Pallas's cormorant is one of the rarest of all birds.
And almost before he had reached land, the old one came to him, and the cormorant skeleton was taken out of the kayak.
Yet in New Zealand there exist no fewer than fourteen other species of cormorant.
early 14c., from Old French cormarenc (12c., Modern French cormoran), from Late Latin corvus marinus "sea raven" + Germanic suffix -enc, -ing. The -t in English probably is from confusion with words in -ant. It has a reputation for voracity.
(Lev. 11:17; Deut. 14:17), Heb. shalak, "plunging," or "darting down," (the Phalacrocorax carbo), ranked among the "unclean" birds; of the same family group as the pelican. It is a "plunging" bird, and is common on the coasts and the island seas of Palestine. Some think the Hebrew word should be rendered "gannet" (Sula bassana, "the solan goose"); others that it is the "tern" or "sea swallow," which also frequents the coasts of Palestine as well as the Sea of Galilee and the Jordan valley during several months of the year. But there is no reason to depart from the ordinary rendering. In Isa. 34:11, Zeph. 2:14 (but in R.V., "pelican") the Hebrew word rendered by this name is _ka'ath_. It is translated "pelican" (q.v.) in Ps. 102:6. The word literally means the "vomiter," and the pelican is so called from its vomiting the shells and other things which it has voraciously swallowed. (See PELICAN.)


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We will have the mobile version up and running next week. Will need some people to test it out for me!
Who's up for the task?
As always we work on our site to be the best haunted house directory in the WORLD... which it is by a long shot. Last year not only did Hauntworld.com ALONE beat all other haunt related search sites with more traffic, site popularity and time spent on the sites, not to mention the most press coverage a site could ever want but now we are going mobile. The new Hauntworld Mobile will only allow people to find 5 different things... haunts, vendors, featured articles, news and videos. They will find haunts by zip code and the first ones that will appear are only FEATURED haunt profiles, second setting will find ONLY haunts who have trackback code on their site.
So someone can log into hauntworld using a mobile phone and within two seconds find the closest haunts to them just like that... as it stands if you go to Hauntworld a guest can find themselves on your website from ours within TWO clicks, with the mobile version its as simple as putting in a zip code and boom you are there.
As you know we added facebook to Hauntworld last year and now we send people to your facebook or twitter page in addition to your website... make it hard to keep track where all we send business to your attraction, but we feel that we need to provide our guests with the most information about your events as we can. We will continue to improve our system over the next few weeks.
If you want to advertise with us you can contact Patti at 314 629 3940 or firstname.lastname@example.com
You can also click on our advertisement page here: http://cdn.hauntworld.com/userfiles/...r_ads_2012.pdf
If you have any suggestions about our new mobile site let us know.
We will have the mobile version up and running next week. Will need some people to test it out for me!
Who's up for the task?
We're excited to see the app in action. We'll be a test subject to the trial run of the app to see how it functions!
Will the app be available to iPhone and Android phones?
Will you be able to use h.w chat? Everything else seems to work for me but the h.w chat room. Would like that to work with android if possible.
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[MENTION=18837]HordeOfUndead[/MENTION] I believe that Larry is just describing a regular mobile enabled website and not a standalone app. So if someone visits the HauntWorld website from a mobile web browser, they will get the features he is discussing.
Here is a screen shot of the new Hauntworld Mobile... as always we are going ALL OUT ON THIS not just some silly thing and call it a full blown mobile site, I'm doing the whole nine yards. This mobile version will do just about everything you'll see... it will however find people with featured listings first. So call patti today and get an upgrade.
Awesome! Yet another reason, I'm glad we upgraded to a feature listing in 2012!
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Screen shot of mobile version looks great!
We will have this working very very soon... the purpose is for the haunted house guest who wants to find attractions. It will be a zip code finder and will find only featured haunts. It will do a lot of very cool things can't wait to get it online. We are also working on another top secret function ... hopefully everything will be done prior to Halloween season.
Do me a favor and log onto Hauntworld using your mobile device and try to use the system and tell me if you find bugs or flaws...
Report back pronto!
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More than 3,000 prisoners in California are held in high security isolation units known as Security Housing Units (SHUs), where they are confined for at least 22 and a half hours a day in single or double cells, with no work or meaningful rehabilitation programs or group activities of any kind. Over 1,000 are held in the SHU at Pelican Bay State Prison, a remote facility where most prisoners are confined alone in cells which have no windows to the outside or direct access to natural light. SHU prisoners are isolated both within prison and from meaningful contacts with the outside world: contact with correctional staff is kept to a minimum, and consultations with medical, mental health and other staff routinely take place behind barriers; all visits, including family and legal visits, are also non-contact, with prisoners separated from their visitors behind a glass screen.
Under California regulations, the SHU is intended for prisoners whose conduct endangers the safety of others or the security of the institution. Around a third of the current population are serving fixed SHU terms of SHU confinement (ranging from a few months to several years) after being found guilty through the internal disciplinary system of specific offences while in custody. However, more than 2,000 prisoners are serving "indeterminate" (indefinite) SHU terms because they have been "validated" by the prison authorities as members or associates of prison gangs. According to figures provided by the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation (CDCR) in 2011, more than 500 prisoners serving indeterminate SHU terms had spent ten or more years in the Pelican Bay SHU; of this number, more than 200 had spent over 15 years in the SHU and 78 more than 20 years. Many had been in the SHU since it opened in 1989, held in conditions of extreme isolation and environmental deprivation.
No other US state is believed to have held so many prisoners for such long periods in indefinite isolation. The main route out of the SHU for prisoners with alleged gang connections has been to "debrief", a process requiring them to provide information on other gang members which many decline to undertake because of the threat of retaliation. Although prisoners may also be released from the SHU if they have been "inactive" as a gang member or associate for six years, many prisoners have been held long beyond this period. Until now, these prisoners have had no means of leaving the SHU through their own positive behaviour or through participating in programs. Many prisoners have spent decades in isolation despite reportedly being free of any serious rule violations and - if they are serving a "term to life" sentence – without any means of earning parole. Prisoner advocates and others have criticized the gang validation process as unreliable and lacking adequate safeguards, allowing prisoners to be consigned to indefinite isolation without evidence of any specific illegal activity, or on the basis of tenuous gang associations, on evidence often provided by anonymous informants.
In March 2012, the CDCR put forward proposals which, for the first time, would provide a "step-down program" (SDP) for prisoners serving indeterminate SHU terms, using what the department has called a "behaviour-based model" to enable them to earn their way back to the general prison population. Amnesty International welcomes in principle plans to provide a route out of isolation through prisoners' own behaviour. However, the SDP – which would take place in four stages, each lasting a minimum of one-year – does not allow any group interaction for at least the first two years. No changes to the physical conditions of confinement are proposed for the Pelican Bay SHU, where prisoners would spend at least two years in the same isolated conditions of cellular confinement as they are now. Prisoners could still be held in indefinite isolation if they fail to meet the criteria for the SDP. In continuing to confine prisoners in prolonged isolation – albeit with shorter minimum terms than under the present system – California would still fall short of international law and standards for humane treatment and the prohibition of torture and other ill-treatment.
The Edge of Endurance: Prison Conditions in California's Security Housing Units
September 26, 2012


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Jeremy Doland Bright
Vital Statistics
Circumstances Of Disappearance Jeremy and his sister were staying with their stepfather in Myrtle Point at the time. Dozens of people have been questioned, log and beaver ponds have been drained in search of his body, scuba divers have explored wells, swamps and rivers, and various potential grave sites across the county have been dug up. Some people of interest have never been cleared due to their lack of cooperation.
Investigators NCMEC #: NCMC600424
Agency Case Number: 86-245
NCIC Number: M-229352950 Source Information: The National Center For Missing and Exploited Children
Left: Bright, circa 1986; Right: Age-progressed image of Bright at age 34 (circa 2006)
Missing since August 14, 1986 from Myrtle Point, Coos County, Oregon
Classification: Non-Family Abduction
Bright was last seen at the Coos County Fair in Oregon with friends on August 14, 1986.
The last time Jeremy's mother spoke to him, he was on a pay phone outside McKay's Market in Myrtle Point and she was in Grants Pass. She told him she would pick them up on Saturday and to meet her at the Ferris wheel. But Jeremy never showed up. Jeremy was protective of his kid sister and never would have left her alone. He didn't take his wallet or extra clothes.
If you have any information concerning Bright's whereabouts, please contact:
Coos County Sheriff's Office
Missing Persons Unit
Sgt. Dan Looney
396-3121 ext. 378
You may remain anonymous when submitting information to any agency.
Please refer to this number when contacting any agency with information regarding this case.
Unsolved Mysteries
Oregon State Police Missing Children Clearinghouse
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Really 1988, I thought this was alignment maybe but a friend mentioned that one side may be the "drive" side of the axle which is split (?). I have had new tires and alignment done a year ago but still always pulls to the right HARD!
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Veteran broadcaster Larry King has some very firm plans for when he slips off the mortal coil - he wants to be cryogenically frozen.
The former CNN talk show host, 78, revealed his posthumous wish during a celebrity dinner filmed at his Beverly Hills gaff for the TV special Dinner with the Kings, which aired in the US on Sunday.
"I want to be frozen in the hope that they'll find whatever I died of and bring me back," King told his dinner companions, which included Conan O'Brien, Russell Brand, Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane, Shaquille O'Neal, Quincy Jones, Tyra Banks and Twitter founder Jack Dorsey.
MacFarlane then asked King whether he was "maybe a little obsessed with your own mortality, like I am?"
"Oh, I fear death," King replied. "My biggest fear is death, because I don't think I'm going anywhere. And since I don't think that, and I don't have a belief, I'm married to someone who has the belief, so she knows she's going somewhere."
A stunned O'Brien added: "This is big news. You would like to be frozen? This is news to me.'
King answered: "It's the only hedging of a bet."
MacFarlane then asked King if he wanted to live forever.
"Yeah, you bet your ass," quipped King.
And as the group mused over King's plans to be placed in suspended animation, Brand apparently had a rummage through the knicker drawer of King's wife, Shawn O'Neal. The cheeky devil.
"What does Shawn King wear? What's keeping Larry so lively that he wants to be frozen for eternity? This man refuses to die, because that's what he goes to bed with," joked Brand, while holding a pair of her undies.
"Here's the thing," O'Brien explained. "You just revealed that you want to be frozen ..."
"Why you hung on that?" asked King.
"Listen, two things just happened," O'Brien joked. "You revealed you want your head chopped off and frozen, and Russell Brand went into your wife's room and stole your underwear. And now you're moving on with your prepared questions."
Check out video of King talking about his ultimate chill-out plans here and here.
King later took to Twitter to chat about his revelation: "re: living forever, i was surprised that @conanobrien was so shocked by that! i think more people feel that way than admit it!"
What do you make of King's plans to be around for ever, and ever, and ever ...?
- Blogger Bites Back


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Lovely photos and beautiful children!
Day 85 - Salt Lake City - Utah (USA)
Trip Start
Mar 29, 2013
Trip End
Aug 17, 2013
Next job is haircuts for the boys. There is a barbers shop on site at our RV Park, perfect. We go inside and it looks pretty scary. The barber is not kind with Dylan at all telling him if he doesn't like it he can cry, all a bit strange. We think only one haircut is possible in here, since he doesn't do as we ask. Dylan's hair is neat but much shorter on top than we are used to. Thankfully, we know that it'll have all grown back in the next week or so, as it grows so fast. He still looks cute. Rich is a little more descriptive with his not really wanting quite the same look. Cheap as chips for $18. A little cheaper than the last cut in Sydney!
A short tram ride takes us into Salt Lake City for a potter during nap times. First stop is Temple Square. A beautiful square in the city centre sporting Mormon temples and buildings and beautiful flowers. We are immediately struck by just how clean the city is. Next a brand new outdoor shopping complex called City Creek, home to some top end US brands. It's lovely.
We follow directions to a hair salon for Emma who was less than keen to have her hair cut with clippers. Great salon located and, yes, we can cut your hair right now - perfect. Lovely guy hairdresser who was keen to share the lowdown on SLC. Clearly just one person's take or opinion but an interesting conversation none the less. We talked about the Mormon religion which is the main faith in Salt Lake City. He (not a Mormon himself) explained that they believe when they die the men become rulers of their own planets, Emma quite fancies ruling her own planet. Oh no, she forgot, its only the men. The women are to marry young, around 19, and have big families, ten children is not uncommon. Ok perhaps now she doesn't wish to be a Mormon. Emma enquired about the lake itself. We hadn't seen any signposts but thought since we were in Salt Lake City we had better see it, apparently not. He described it as full of dead birds who drink the water, and because of the salt water, then die there. Also it is full of small shrimps that stink. Perhaps he undersold it but we decide it should be removed from the hit list! We were considering staying another night here since the city is so nice, but he informs me that pretty much everything is shut on a Sunday. We decide we'll press on. Fascinating chat, and a good haircut too, which should last until we return to London.
Shady bench found for a feed for Taya. This is the first place Emma has ever felt even slightly uncomfortable breastfeeding either of the children. A lot of double takes and staring eyes, but not one smile, which is usually our experience. Perhaps it's not the done thing here. Perhaps you can't if you have another nine children to entertain at the same time.
Next on the hit list the Cheesecake Factory which was recommended by Chrissie Lamont as a must do whilst in America. We only have time for take out for after dinner, so we go in and choose two massive slabs of cheesecake from the vast selection. Dylan chooses a cookie dough one, much to Emma's delight, as this would have been her choice too. Rich selects Banana Cream. It takes all Dylan's self control (and ours) not to crack them straight open.
Dylan has a sit down protest at the injustice that his parents won't carry him on their shoulders, and instead have the cheek to suggest he might walk or go in the pram. We watch from afar, and take a few snaps, before he comes round and walks with us. Toddlers!
Dylan's memory never ceases to amaze us, and Emma congratulates him on remembering about having a Wenlock (Olympics) bouncy ball at home, telling him he is very smart. His response "yes and I'm gorgeous". We will his confidence to continue.
We pick up the RV and venture to an outdoor adventure type shop in search of a replacement for the vanished rucksack. We don't find anything we like nearly as much as our little-life one, so we leave empty handed. A popular dinner of salmon, rice and carrots in the van before heading back to the campsite.
Dylan hasn't forgotten about his cheesecake. With his fore finger pointing into the air he says "mummy I have waited very patiently for my cake and I ate all my dinner nicely, so give it to me now please", haha. He loved it obviously "thank you for my lovely cake, it was mummy and daddy's pleasure".
The boys have an enjoyable swim and Emma puts Taya to bed.