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September 18, 2012 | Cipriani Wall Street
The Humanitarian Award will be presented to IIE Scholar Rescue Fund Founders Henry Jarecki, Henry Kaufman, Thomas Russo & George Soros.
The Founders of the Scholar Rescue Fund with Senator Patrick J. Leahy (far left).
The Opening Minds Corporate Leadership Award for 2012 will be presented to Western Union.
CEO Hikmet Ersek with Western Union Family Scholarship Grantees
The Fritz Redlich Alumni Award will be presented posthumously to the Honorable John Atta Mills, President of Ghana and former Fulbright Scholar to Stanford University.
Assistant Secretary of State Ann Stock with Mrs. Ernestina Mills
Accepted by Hikmet Ersek, CEO
Opening Minds Corporate Leadership Award
Henry Jarecki, Henry Kaufman, Thomas Russo & George Soros
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President of Ghana | Fulbright Scholar to Stanford University, 1971
We will recognize the achievements of this accomplished Fulbright alumnus posthumously, due to his untimely death on July 24, 2012. Our condolences go to the family of President John Atta Mills and to the people of Ghana.
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A scholarship intended to help two members of the same family move up the economic development ladder through education.
Committed to the idea that each scholar who is able to continue their work in safety is a beacon of hope in our world.
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If you're dreaming of a new sofa instead of a toaster for your special day, then freedom have the perfect gift solution for you; the freedom Gift Fund.
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Possible Tularemia Case Triggers Health Dept Warning
Following a possible Tularemia diagnoses in a local dog, Natrona County health officials are encouraging folks to take precautions.
"What we wanted to do here at the health department was to take this opportunity to remind folks that Tularemia is here. It's always been with us and now, as we start moving out to outdoor activities, people should be aware that there is a risk out there."
Health Department Director, Robert Harrington, says Tularemia is usually contracted through a tick or biting fly. It's carried in rabbits, muskrats and beavers. It's transmitted to humans via contact with the body fluid of an infected animal.
Harrington recommends wearing long sleeves and pants and the use of insect repellent for you and your dog during tick season.
The disease usually has a rapid onset of "flu-like" symptoms and there is often an ulcer at the site of the fly or tick bite.
It generally responds well to treatment with antibiotics.
For further information, please contact the Casper Natrona County Health Department at
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Located in a historic Springs lane past a horse farm and hiking trails, this property is situated down a long driveway on a full acre. Sprawling lawns and specimen plantings adorn an immaculately maintained contemporary home which is surrounded by reserve affording total privacy and tranquility. The house has an abundance of light and cathedral ceilings, custom fireplace, open kitchen, large master bedroom, full height basement ready to be finished, large entertaining deck around the heated pool, outdoor shower and plenty of room to expand house and add garage. New windows and doors, freshly painted, new pool liner. ready for summer occupancy.


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Better viewed in "Orig" Still winter all over here. Part of Little Goose Lake is visible as well. When the snow is gone, you can follow a trail along the lakeshore and then ascend to a saddle above Grasshopper Glacier and between Iceberg Peak and Sawtooth Mountain. The peaks in the distance on the right are Amphitheater Mountain and Abiathar Peak, in the Absaroka Range and Yellowstone National Park. Seen from Sawtooth Mountain Beartooth Mountains, MT-- July 2010 | Image Data Image Type(s): Scenery |


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The Annual Meeting Program Committee and its dedicated Content Area Teams (CATs) have compiled a list of "must-have" program topics - timely topics that AALL members have identified as being vital to their professional education.
Top Five Reasons to Attend the Annual Meeting
1. Learn New Strategies and Techniques. This year's conference offers more than 60 educational programs and workshops. Return to your library energized and armed with new money-saving and innovative techniques and strategies to benefit your library and users.
2. Strengthen Your Network. Learn from the thousands of your colleagues attending the conference as you meet and discuss in between sessions, on the Exhibit Hall floor, or while exploring San Antonio. You will be able to rely on your growing network of law librarians when you're back in the office and struggling with a challenging user request or management situation.
3. Bargain with Vendors. Get a leg up as you talk with vendors and preview new products and services in the Exhibit Hall. Nearly 100 vendors will display their services in San Antonio, including legal publishers, bibliographic services, library suppliers, and much more.
4. Join the Profession. Newer members, you're not alone. The Conference of Newer Law Librarians (CONELL) welcomes newer AALL members, introduces you to the Association, and helps you meet colleagues who are also new to the profession. You'll start off the conference with an instant group of friends who will become a valuable network as you continue on in your career.
5. Advance Your Career. If you're looking for the next step in your law library career, be sure to visit the AALL Career Center in San Antonio. Job seekers can explore current law library job listings, register your resume for potential employers to browse, drop off your resume with specific job openings, and schedule an interview for that perfect open position.
Exhibitor Information:
AALL members rely on the AALL Annual Meeting as one of their main resources for information on the latest issues, products and technologies that will impact their profession. By its very nature, the Annual Meeting attracts the top in the field to learn, network and explore the future on the exhibit floor. As they make their way through the exhibits they search for the tools that will help them be more effective in the daily management of their libraries and careers.
Representing approximately 5,000 members, AALL plans the Annual Meeting to meet the needs and interests of law librarians from across the country and is the largest gathering of its kind. This is your best opportunity of the year to meet face-to-face with more than 1,600 decision-makers who have the need and budgets for your technologies, publications, products, and services.
About AALL:
The American Association of Law Libraries was founded in 1906 to promote and enhance the value of law libraries to the legal and public communities, to foster the profession of law librarianship, and to provide leadership in the field of legal information.
Today, with nearly 5,000 members, the Association represents law librarians and related professionals who are affiliated with a wide range of institutions: law firms; law schools; corporate legal departments; courts; and local, state, and federal government agencies.
If the 110th AALL Annual Meeting & Conference - American Association Of Law Libraries is important to your business, act now and make the appropriate connections. See the contact information below.
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Conference/Event Dates: | 07/15/2017 - 07/18/2017 |
Classification: | B2B |
Primary Industry: | Law |
Other Industries: | Associations: Trade / Professional, Business, Law, Publishing |
Estimated Attendance: | 1,600 |
Audience: | Librarian Professionals from Law, Academic, Federal, State, Court, or County, Private, & Others |
Notes: | Past Attendee Statistics: 36% attend no other conference or exposition 55% Academic Library 22% Law Firms 18% Federal, State, Court or Country Library 2% Private Law Library 2% Corporation 2% Public Library 3% Other (Association, Consortium, Consultant, Public, Self-Employed) 28% Reference/Research Librarian 22% Chief Librarian/Director/Dean/CIO 17% Associate/Deputy/Assistant Director/Chief of Branch/Supervisor 5% Technical Services Librarian 4% Public Services Librarian 4% Solo Librarian 3% Acquisitions Librarian 3% Catalog Librarian 3% Supervisor Librarian 10% Other (includes acquisitions, serials, documents, reference, research librarians, paraprofessionals and students) Overall, 90%of the Annual Meeting attendees play a role in the purchase of products exhibited. 54% of attendees found new companies to do business with as a result of their time in the Exhibit Hall. |
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Number of Exhibitors: | 85+ (2014) (Previous Year) |
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Need Job? Jst Snd txt Msg! LOL
Teimlo, a British mobile phone content provider, wants to hire a marketer. But here's the catch: Job applications are being accepted only via text message (OK, so that's 160 characters instead of Twitter's 140, but think how much more verbose you can be with those extra 20 characters). Text to JOB.
The qualifications:
If you are qualified, sassy, good with words, dynamite at events, Adobe compatible, have working knowledge of mobile and social media, and are a determined multi-tasker and networker we want to hear from you.
You can only send one text. Your message will be acknowledged, so you'll know they got it. Then, if you make it to the shortlist (get it? short list?), you'll get another text message. A final message will be sent to those who don't get the job once the final decision is made. In between, there will be a face-to-face meeting, Reuters reports.
One catch: Tiemlo is based in Usk, in South Wales, and candidates have to live in Britain. They work generally with "faith groups," charities, businesses and educational institutions.
And, if you're wondering what "mobile content" is...
Well strictly, content means anything you download to a mobile phone: messages, wallpapers, ringtones, games and everything in between. But a mobile content portal is a digital marketing tool, helping businesses, charities and other groups to connect with an end user.
Actually, if you're wondering what "mobile content" is, maybe you shouldn't apply for the job.
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Consider yourself a midwife to creativity.
By Brian Boggs
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From the December 2011 issue #194
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I have taught a number of classes on designing chairs and it's always interesting to watch students' creative processes. I like to keep my classes as fresh as I can for my own benefit if not for the students', so I plan each class a bit differently. Still, every design class seems to run into the same wall. This wall appears in the form of the question: "How do we come up with good design ideas?"
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Berroco Captiva Yarn is a similar yarn: cotton, heavy worsted/aran (16-18 sts/4 in), 50 gram, and on size 8 US needles. You may also like Berroco Suede Yarn, which is another similar yarn: hand wash, 50 gram, and on size 8 US needles.
What about yarn that have the same look and feel? Find more yarn with a smooth / uniform texture, a medium twist, and is machine dyed.
You may enjoy taking a look at the Tahki Tandem Azalea Shawl, Tahki Tandem Naiad Tank, and Tahki Tandem Willow Belted Cardigan kits all using Tahki Tandem Yarn.
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Lucas County commissioner candidate Ben Konop rehashed his opening salvo from the Democratic primary election yesterday and asked Republican opponent George Sarantou to sign an ethics pledge.
The amended pledge contains one new bullet point aimed squarely at Mr. Sarantou, a Toledo councilman.
"I will promptly disclose any legally questionable activities within government, of which I am aware, to the Ohio Ethics Commission or other appropriate authorities," it reads.
Mr. Sarantou declined to sign the pledge, stating that he fervently supports and already abides by the code enforced by the Ohio Ethics Commission.
"I believe that's what I need to follow because that is the law," Mr. Sarantou said.
Mr. Sarantou recently disclosed that fellow Councilman Bob McCloskey gave him an envelope filled with $500 in cash three or four years ago. McCloskey resigned from council May 2 and was found guilty of federal and state bribery charges last week.
In addition to a federal sting operation this year that caught him accepting $5,000 from a businessman, McCloskey wanted Pilkington Plc to put $100,000 into a prescription drug program for its retirees in return for approving a 2002 rezoning application from the company.
Lucas County Assistant Prosecutor Robert Miller said McCloskey told Mr. Sarantou about the attempted Pilkington bribe in a failed attempt to swing the Republican's vote, a claim that surfaced on the public record after Mr. Sarantou's May 2 primary election victory.
"He didn't report at least two instances of highly questionable behavior," Mr. Konop said. "This is when a councilman or any elected official needs to rise to a higher level."
The pledge also calls for the establishment of a county ethics board, bans campaign contributions from donors who hold no-bid contracts with the county, and requires a candidate to promise he will serve a full four-year term.
Elements of political gamesmanship rest beneath its rhetoric. The pledge does not apply to the campaign itself, just the eventual winner's tenure on the three-member board of commissioners.
After signing a novelty-sized blow-up of the pledge, Mr. Konop hand-delivered a copy to Mr. Sarantou's office in Government Center.
But Mr. Konop, a University of Toledo visiting law professor, did not ask Commissioners Pete Gerken and Tina Skeldon Wozniak, both Democrats, to sign the pledge. Nor does he intend to push county treasurer and former city councilman Wade Kapszukiewicz, a Democrat who also received a cash-stuffed envelope from McCloskey, to sign it.
"I'm in a campaign against George," Mr. Konop said. "Wade can do what he thinks is right."
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how can i get the software update if im not able to see my monitors. i am not able to connect to yoics server?
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how can i get the software update if im not able to see my monitors. i am not able to connect to yoics server?
Hi ulisescoronel,
why can't you see your Monitors? Anyway, you should be able to download the software update either through App Store or Play Store for Androids or through your phone notifications.
I see. Make sure that your Wifi network name and its password does not contain any specific symbols and consists only of alphanumeric characters. That could be the issue as well.
Dear ulisescoronel,
just a quick follow up on your issue with the In.Sight App. Have you managed to connect your monitor or you still require a help on this?
Thank you very much.
Kind Regards,
Philips Moderator Team
hum, not luck there! have you tried to uninstall the app and install it back again?
so everytime you install the app back it just gives you the "override default settings" message? Could you please describe exactly what is happening? thx :)


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Stay at the elegant Holiday Inn Beijing Chang An West for meetings in the Haidan District and easy downtown subway links.
A dramatic glass facade guides you into our spacious Lobby for your warm welcome to Holiday Inn Beijing Chang An West. If you're arriving from the 4th Ring Road, 1km away, leave your car in our ample car park. It's the same distance to Wukesong subway station for direct Line 1 links to Tiananmen Square and the Forbidden City. Beijing Capital International Airport is 45km from us.
Choose a spacious Executive room and enjoy complimentary breakfast, as well as use of the Business Centre in our 7th-floor Executive Lounge. We're 12km from Beijing Universities and Academies Zone and 10km from the Zhongguancun High-Tech Zone, home of companies like Intel and Hitachi. The General Hospital of Armed Police Forces is 2 minutes' walk, while seminars at the Chinese People Liberation Army General Hospital are 10 minutes' walk away.
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By Todd Feathers, News Staff
Take The News poll about the new food court here.
After a summer of frenzied gutting and reconstruction, the renovated Curry Student Center has reopened its doors to a host of new eateries and appreciative students.
The renovations include new seating, a new information desk and the addition of Popeye's Fried Chicken, Kigo Kitchen and locally based restaurants UBurger and Sweet Tomatoes Pizza. Taco Bell, The West End and On-the-Go still remain, while Pizza Hut and Wendy's were removed.
University officials said they paid close attention to student feedback when considering possible designs and wanted to convert the old student center into a more comfortable space that offered more options.
"Everyone keeps saying that it feels like Northeastern and that was something students really demanded right from the beginning," Maureen Timmons, director of Dining Services, said. "We collaborated closely with SGA and they said they wanted some new seating, local products, new food stuff – that kind of thing."
Terry MacCormack, Student Government Association vice-president for student services, said he believes the new design offers the campus feel that students wanted.
"The new look and feel of the student center was a long time coming and it feels a lot more like campus now," he said. "It was a huge and ambitious project to gut the entire floor and rebuild it in a summer, so we were really impressed."
The new space is decked out in red and black, which MacCormack said was to add a touch of Northeastern spirit. The old seating area remains, with new tables and chairs, and a 160-seat mezzanine was built on the second floor.
"I like it a lot. There's a lot more variety, it's a lot more welcoming and there's a lot more people here," Chiara Pacini, a senior biochemistry major, said.
Even with the expanded space, the introduction of new restaurants has attracted so many students that finding an open table during lunch time can prove a difficult task.
"Students love the new food options; we've received such amazing feedback from students," said Timmons, adding that the university tried to provide a diverse selection of affordable food.
As classes let out just before noon on Tuesday, foot traffic in the Snell Library quad was almost at a standstill as students pushed their way in and out of Curry. Inside, people with trays of food held over their head navigated their way through a maze of tables and outstretched legs while others queued in long lines to place their orders.
"I come here every day now because it's a nice place to sit and eat and relax," Adam Armstrong, a sophomore biology major, said. "It's brighter, more welcoming."
Not all the changes are easy to spot, however. MacCormack said the trash disposal and recycling options have also been upgraded and that beverages served at the restaurants were chosen by a student poll.
"I've heard great things from students," MacCormack said. I've heard that the restaurants are good and that it's great that we have a mezzanine to open it up and students just have more space."


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The Gospel is not actually about the exclusion of LGBT people. For those of us who claim Christianity, the Gospel is the life-giving message that God created us in love, and continued to love us by becoming incarnate, living among us, suffering, and dying for us all. For us, faith is believing that the choice to love lives on, even when it might not make sense, even when life is at its bleakest, even beyond death. The New Testament term for this reckless, upending hope—we learned as children—is resurrection.
There is nothing in there that says, "Keep the gays out" nor is there anything that tells us to give up our hope that those who wish to exclude LGBT people will someday join their fellow Americans in welcoming our families into the fabric of our nation.
This commentary emphasizes the reality that faith is not about excluding people from civil protections, in stark contrast to claims that Christians (or people of faith) are being shunned by LGBT people being welcomed.


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IT, Finance, Administration, Motor Workshops and Communications staff to name but a few. All provide a key role in the provision of an efficient policing service.
You provide the ambition, we'll provide the career.
At Humberside we have hundreds of widely varying roles for men and women of all ages, from every educational background and at all stages of their lives. We employ approximately 2000 police staff in areas including crime scene investigation, human resources, data inputting, call taking and crime analysis to name but a few - all providing a key role in the provision of an efficient policing service.
Men and women who work side by side with police officers and make a real difference to people's lives.
And whether you join them for on-going career development or simply a highly rewarding job with good pay and flexible hours to suit your needs, we are confident you will enjoy life in our modern, dynamic and fast moving organisation where teamwork, co-operation and relying on each other really does count for everything.
From widely diverse backgrounds with very different personalities and aspirations, everyone who joins Humberside Police plays a positive part in community policing – whether they're out there in a highly visible role or behind the scenes. They also enjoy a huge variety of benefits.


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You're nobody until Buddy Valastro has immortalized your giant-haired image atop a sheet cake.
Tonight 'Jersey Shore's wee-est lass, Snooki, stops by TLC's 'Cake Boss' to purchase a dessert for her mother. (What, no Snooki's Cookies?)
Apparently Carlo's doesn't often get "celebrity" visitors of her caliber, and a few of Buddy's employees try their best – and fail – to impress her.
Here's a choice exchange between her and one of the guys:
"Do you go tanning?" Snooki asks.
"No, I don't," he says.
"I could tell," she sighs. "You should go tanning. We should GTL together."
"What's that?" he asks.
"Are you kidding me???" she responds.
Later, Snooks describes the kind of cake she wants: "Have you heard of my poof? I wear this big poof on my head, it's kind of like my trademark, so I would like to have that on my cake. And maybe some fist-pumping arms coming out?" Sounds….delicious?!
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The truth behind the "Happy Days" rumorIMDB.com claims that Jim was in a Happy Days episode called "Fonzie The Flatfoot" Do not even bother trying to see this episode. Jim is NOT in it.
I have always wondered if IMDB had got that right. I would have thought if it was true there would be a picture soooomewhere.
^ yeah. But I could just see Jim in a fonzie like leather jacket with a white shirt and jeans.
"No time outs. Only DEATH!"
"I don't like to brag and I won't cuz I don't have to!"
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text: Jim Carrey Responds to Allegations that He's a Callous Baby-AbandonerLindy West6/06/12 8:30pmFiled to: Dirt BagJim CarreyJenny MccarthyCharlie SheenMark-Paul GosselaarDaniel ToshRob DyrdekCelebrityRoundupGossipGettypicFbtweet297EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkAs you might remember from this morning, Jenny McCarthy is claiming that ex-boyfriend Jim Carrey has abandoned her 10-year-old autistic son Evan after their break-up. "I tell [Evan] that, someday, [he and Carrey will] cross paths, meet again...but it's hard," McCarthy said. "He's been in therapy. It's a process, he's working on it." Now, Carrey has released a response, saying: "I will always do what I believe is in the best interest of Evan's well being. It's unfortunate that Evan's privacy is not being considered. I love Evan very much and will miss him always." Here's hoping they work this shit out. If you need me, I'll be over here trying to keep an open mind and suppress my instinct to roll my eyes at everything that Jenny "Whooping Cough for All" McCarthy says and does. [E!]Charlie Sheen speaks to Rolling Stone about his epic public meltdown, and it's pretty sad: "Clearly, a guy gets fired, his relationships are in the toilet, he's off on some fucking tour, there's nothing 'winning' about any of that. I mean, how does a guy who's obviously quicksanded, how does he consider any of it a victory? I was in total denial." [CNN]Saved by the Bell was "not a great show," says Mark-Paul Gosselaar, who also called the writing "hokey." When reached for comment, the entire earth replied, "CAN IT, PREPPY." [HuffPo]Apparently Daniel Tosh did some hee-haw-larious bit about Rob Dyrdek being a child-molestor, and Rob Dyrdek is not pumped. "The idea of having beef with @danieltosh is truly embarrassing," Dyrdek Tweeted, "...but now that beef is very real." Dyrdek hopes to settle his differences with Tosh "the old-fashioned way," a.k.a. GENTLEMEN'S FISTICUFFS. Oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please let this happen and let mini-horse be involved somehow. [TMZ]Some idiot toddler with a radio show said that President Obama is making kids gay. "I see younger people that is turning out to be homosexuals…it's equal boy and girl both." Good language talking, shit-bigot! [Radar]Demi Moore was in a good mood this one time. [E!]Some sort of bandit made off with $200,000 worth of Axl Rose's golden necklaces and jewelz. A pity his hairdo and shitty personality have very little street value. [E!]Madonna was seen gallivanting around Turkey with her 24-year-old boyfriend. Dude, what older-than-24-year-old person wants a 24-year-old boyfriend? I don't even want a 24-year-old boyfriend and I'm 23 years closer to 24 than Madonna. [Daily Mail]Robert Pattinson said a bunch of patronizing shit to Adele, and regretted it: "I was saying, 'You know, you can really just like reach for it,' and she was like, 'You do realize I am like the biggest-selling female artist ever?'" [Vulture]Winnie from the Wonder Years (who would like you to believe that she is actually an "actress" named Danica McKellar) is getting a divorce, OBVIOUSLY SO SHE CAN FINALLY MARRY KEVIN ARNOLD DUH. [TMZ]Here's Kathy Griffin in a bikini, kissing a person. [Radar]Rihanna got HELLA MAD at an Esquire reporter for asking her about Chris Brown: "I'm gonna look back on my life and say that I enjoyed it-and I lived it for me-and God. This is turning into a tacky interview. What do you really want to talk about? I'm not here to [talk] about messy shit." [E!]I like Drew Barrymore. Am I supposed to not like Drew Barrymore? [Daily Mail]Paris Jackson addresses her dad's whole weird blanket-face thingy, and makes you feel bad for making fun of it: "I was really confused. I didn't get why I was wearing a mask. I understand it now. My dad wanted us to be covered [because] he wanted us to have a childhood." (Actually calling the blanket-baby "Blanket": still weird.) [Us]Reply297 repliesLeave a reply


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They've holed up in the nearby metro tunnels. They're living with packs of feral ghouls. They've barred the main entrance. Go through the train yard.
"— GustavoThe Warrington tunnels are a series of ruined metro tunnels that run between Warrington station and Warrington trainyard. The tunnels are populated by a dozen feral ghouls, and leads to Roy Phillips and his gang's hideout.
The tunnels can be accessed from Warrington station (southwest of Tenpenny Tower) and the Warrington trainyard (west of Tenpenny Tower).
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Jackie and I
True Story, Bestiality, Death, Extreme, Female/Female, Necrophilia, Toys, Water Sports/Pissing, Written by women
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Gender: N/A Age: N/A Location: N/A
Posted Mon 30th of April 2012
I will come to the main point I am a slut. I am a 32-year-old female nasty cock sucking cum slut mom of two and not by the true definition a regular fucking whore
When I got to my dorm room, I raced through a shower and got my night bag together. I knew exactly what I wanted to take, but I had to get it all rounded up. There was my vibe, my very thick 10" strap-on, my double ender, and a set of furry handcuffs that would definitely be going along. Luckily, these were in a drawer together, so they were not hard to find. I also wanted to take the black, see-through nighttime I had gotten especially for the occasion.
After ensuring all of my necessities were packed, I stood in front of the floor length mirror and examined myself. I had a tight shirt that was holding up my 32AA breasts very nicely. My skirt barely covered my ass when I was standing up, and since I was wearing a small thong, whoever was behind me when I bent over would get a full view of my ass cheeks. I wore no stockings, revealing my milky white skin and a simple pair of tennis shoes. My sandy blond hair I had left down, but I had clipped it back out of my face. I felt I looked cute, but not overly sexual. Since this would be my first time with a woman at college.
Although I was a junior from Virginia, Jackie was a senior here at Rutgers and lshe ived in Delaware.
Just as I was smoothing out my skirt for the fifteenth time, I heard the soft knock on the door. Glancing at my watch, I noticed that Jackie was right on time.
I yelled for her to come in. I turned to see she was wearing an outfit similar to mine, but she had chosen a pair of cute sandals. Her breasts were larger than mine but also more perky. She also had one of those butts that you just want to lay your head on and never move. Her skin was only a few shades darker than mine was and looked very smooth. Her long brunette hair hung free around her shoulders and was just begging to be lightly tugged.
When she looked up at me, her hazel eyes were so full of lust that I almost wanted to cry. I wanted to rip her clothes off and ravage her immediately, but knew that would just work to freak her out. We held hands and I kissed her on the cheek as we walked through the door, once we were in her car, I finally looked her in the eye. She looked back at me and I could see she was nervous as I was. In an attempt to calm her, I said, "You know, all you have to do is say no whenever you want me to stop and I will."
She got a sly grin on her face and said, "You know I won't do that. I have been fantasizing about this for weeks now, so there is no way I am going to say no."
With those words, she reached over and grabbed her belt. I did the same and as I was turning up from the buckle, her face was inches from mine. I felt a pull to kiss her, but did not get a chance to react to it, as her mouth was on mine faster than I could move. Her left hand came up and began to caress my cheek while her right hand began to play with my nipple. I placed both of my hands on opposite breasts and began to lightly squeeze them. A soft moan escaped her mouth as she opened it to move her tongue to my mouth. We sat there kissing and groping for what seemed like years, but was probably only seconds. Finally, I regretfully pull away.
"Damn! You've got me hot and wet Jackie, but I think we should get to your house before I strip that shirt of yours off and attack your breasts with my mouth."
It took a while to get to Jackie's family summer home on Lake Charles, New York since we had a few stops to make first. We stopped at the video store and picked up a couple of videos. We also stopped at the liquor store and picked up a bottle of wine to help us both relax a little more. As soon as we got to her place, Jackie went to her room to change. She came out in an oversized man's t-shirt. I asked if it would be ok for me to change and she said fine. I carried my bag into her room and put it on her bed. I took the toys out and laid them to the side. I changed quickly and walked back out to the front room. Jackie was standing in the door to the kitchen holding two glasses and the bottle of wine. Her eyes moved up and down my body, taking in the mounds of my breasts and the shortness of the nightgown.
"I have a TV and DVD player in the bedroom. You grab the movies and I will take this stuff in. I am sure we will be more comfortable in there and that's where we are going to end up anyway."
I walked over and grabbed the DVD's. Jackie made it to her bedroom before I did and she stopped short. Her eyes had fallen on the toys I had left on the end of the bed. I was worried that their presence had scared her off, but as I looked at her face, I noticed her eyes were full of lust and she was biting her lip.
I walked up behind her and whispered in her ear, "I plan on using every one of those on you at some point tonight."
With my words, I ran my free hand up her back. Her knees must have gone a little weak, because she started to slide down to the floor. Once she caught herself, she stood back up and said "Great, as long as I get to use them too." With that, she walked over to the bedside table and sat down the wine and glasses. She walked back over to me, grabbed the DVD's and said; "You go get comfy on the bed, and I'll pop in a movie."
I walked slowly over to the bed, not wanting to take my eyes off her ass and the way it moved when she walked. I lay down on the bed and pulled my knees into a curve, ensuring that my ass was a little more rounded. As she fiddled with the player, I began nonchalantly running my hand up and down my thigh. When Lynn turned, she stopped short and just looked at me. Her eyes travelled to my ass then began to follow my moving hand on its trip over my exposed thigh.
As if snapping out of a dream, she shook her head and said, "Well, I hope you like the movie I choose. It should help to loosen us both up." With that, she sauntered over to the bed and climbed in on the other side.
I could not help but watch her breasts as they bounced as she sat down. She grabbed the remote and went straight to the menu. She started the movie and turned to the glasses. She poured two glasses and turned to hand me mine. I had to adjust my angle to be able to drink and as I did, some of the wine slopped out onto her chest. She went to wipe it off when I stopped her. I moved my mouth to her collarbone and slowly licked the trail of wine down to the top of her shirt. I heard her breath catch in her throat. When I pulled back and looked at her, her eyes were closed and her nipples had hardened slightly.
"Oh god, that was awesome. Thank you." I could not help but grin. I knew this was going to be a fun night, not only or her, but me as well.
We both turned to look at the movie while sipping our wine. She had chosen one of the lesbian porn movies we had picked out and the two beautiful women on the screen were engaged in a rather passionate kiss. Watching the girls, I was inspired. I sat my glass down on the table beside me and moved as close as I could to Jackie. She did not pull away, so I took her glass from her hand and sat it beside mine. When I turned back to her, she was looking at me with what I can only describe as a look of pure lust on her face. I leaned in close to her and placed my lips softly on hers.
When she still did not pull away, I was emboldened, pressed my lips a little harder to hers, and moved my hand to cup her soft check. She began to breathe a little more heavily, so I moved my free hand to her breast. I cupped it and felt her nipple press solidly against my palm through her shirt. I massaged and kneaded it while I worked my tongue into her mouth. She responded, began dancing her tongue with mine, and pressed her breast more firmly into my hand. When I moved my other hand to cup her other breast, she moaned into my mouth.
I began to flick, pinch and massage her nipples and I heard her breathing get steadily heavier. I knew she was getting very excited with my teasing and the sounds of the girls on the movie. I moved my hands off her breasts and reluctantly pulled away from her mouth.
I saw her deflate a little as she asked, "Why'd you stop?" with a pout in her voice.
"Cause it will be easier to get this damn shirt off," I told her as I grabbed the bottom of her shirt and tugged.
It did not take long and it was off. I sat and took in her body. Her breasts were nice and perky, with beautiful, round pink areolas. The nipples, now standing proudly where little buds directly in the center pointing slightly up. Her stomach was smooth and flat, no doubt a direct result of her religious yoga routine. She wore a tiny pink thong that left very little to the imagination and that currently had a wet spot directly in the middle. I had to moan just looking at her, knowing that I was going to be getting my hands and mouth all over her.
"Lay back darling. We are going to make sure you enjoy yourself before we do anything else," I told her. For the first time in my life, I really felt I was falling in love with this woman.
She willingly obliged and even opened her legs slightly to give me better access. I cuddled up to her side and moved in to kiss her. This time, before I had the chance to think, she had her mouth open in seconds and was plunging her hungry tongue into mine. Her fire made me moisten my own thong within a few seconds. I moved my hand to her now naked breast and began to tug and pull at it. This seemed to excite her, as she began to press her breast into my hand. I pulled away from her mouth and licked down her body to her breast. I ran my tongue around her nipple, being careful not to touch it directly, only to tease it.
With her mouth free, Jackie began to moan openly. This spurred me on and I began to move my hand down her body, moving lightly and slowly. She began to wiggle and move in response to my hand and I finally took her nipple in my mouth. Her sharp intake of breath made me realize she hadn't expected it. While I sucked and licked her nipple, my hand got ever closer to her sweet pussy. I knew from our talks that she kept it shaved and I couldn't wait to get my hands on her cunt.
When my hand finally reached its destination, I laid the whole thing on top of her wet mound and caressed her. I was told by my roommate that Jackie loved to have her cunt licked and would go fucking crazy when another woman ate her out. She immediately thrust her hips up to meet my hand. I began to slowly rub back and forth as I moved my mouth to her other breast. With her thong still on, I was forced to move my hand back up and under it. I plunged my middle finger between her lips, enjoying the feel of her wetness on it. She gave her loudest moan yet as my finger finally found her clit and rubbed it gently. I was finding this story about her cunt to be true.
I also knew from our talks that she liked to be talked to dirty so I said: "You like my finger on your clit don't you? You want me to fuck your cunt with my fingers?"
At my words, she simultaneously thrust her hips against my hands, pressed her breasts against my face, and moaned. I moved my ring finger alongside my middle one, and began to flick her clit back and forth.
"You want me to keep my fingers here, or you want them in your wet cunt?" I asked.
"Oh baby. I want you to finger fuck my cunt. I want to cover your hand with my cum. I am gonna scream when you make me cum."
Keeping my hand on her clit, I moved between her legs. I slowly slide my fingers down to her opening and teased her by lightly pressing them to it, but not in. I could tell she was ready to die from the feeling, and she thrashed her hips back and forth. As I plunged my fingers in, I plunged my tongue between her pussy lips and found her clit. I thrust my fingers in and out of her while licking her clit like my life depended on it. Her moans only worked to make me go faster. Once I found the sponge-like area inside her pussy, I stopped thrusting my fingers and began flicking them back and forth against it. This made her begin to pant in time with my flicks, and I knew she was gonna blow at any moment.
"Oh god. You gotta stop, I feel like I have to pee," she said between pants.
I didn't stop though. I knew that the feeling of having to pee was a sure sign that she was gonna squirt. Apparently giving up on the idea of going pee, she began thrashing her whole body. Suddenly, her body stiffened and I knew it was time. I gave a finally flick of both her g-spot and her clit and she screamed. My face was instantly flooded with her juices and I lapped it all up as best I could. Jackie grabbed my hair and moved my mouth around, knowing just the spots she wanted me to hit. I let her and when she pulled me back, I went. I looked at her face, and she looked as if she was in total heaven.
"Oh god, hun. I love you eating me out, you were wonderful, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to go that fast," she said as she looked back at me.
"Don't worry about it. I knew you would and, besides, I am nowhere near done with you anyway," I said as I moved up the bed to lay beside her, my hand lazily playing with her still erect nipple.
I would give her a small break, and then I would teach her how to please me.
After a short break, it's time to start again.
We layed naked in her bed, both basking in the afterglow of her amazing, squirting orgasm. She was laying flat on her back and I was cuddled up to her left side with my hand lightly rubbing up and down her body. We were both engrossed on the scene in the movie. The scene involved two women who very similar to us, in several ways. The less experienced one looked a lot like Jackie. She had tanned skin, light blonde hair, and an ass that women would kill for and men drool over. The "teacher" was a lot like me. She had pale, almost white, skin, black hair, and natural breasts that were perfectly round. At this point in the movie, the "teacher" was instructing the student on how to properly eat her pussy. Of course, she was using her own body as a teaching tool, so she was having trouble talking with all the moans that were escaping her mouth. Lee looked at me as the teacher finally exploded in the students mouth with a loud scream of "Oh fuck yes, baby."
I felt her head move and knew she was looking at me. Finally, when I felt the top of my head start to burn, I looked at her and asked "What's on your mind baby?"
"Well, I was just thinking and I decided that I want to do for you what she just did for her," she said as she gestured toward the TV. I was surprised. She had expressed being nervous about being with a girl, especially when it came to returning the favor. I sat up on my elbow and looked her in the eye.
"Jackie, are you sure? I know you are new at all this and I am perfectly happy with just showing you the joys of bi love."
She sat up and I moved to a sitting position in front of her. She looked at me and said "Yes, I am sure. After what you just did for me, I am definitely ready to return the favor. I think you have awakened a beast in me and I will never be the same. Besides, you know my husband will be home soon and we will have to let the guys at least watch. I want my first time eating pussy to be just me and you. There's less pressure that way," she ended with a giggle.
I couldn't help but smile. I had been waiting months for the chance to gets my hands and mouth on the gorgeous creature that was sitting in front of me. There was no way I was going to pass up the opportunity to have her do the same to me. Besides, if she got nervous, we had the toys still laying at the end of the bed to help out. "Alright, however, if at any point you feel uncomfortable and want to stop, you tell me," I said as I scooted closer to her on the bed.
"I don't think that is going to be a problem now," she said as she leaned in and pressed her lips to mine. I moved my right hand to her hair and my left to her breast. As we kissed, I felt her hands move on my body. At first, she seemed unsure of what to do with them. She was lightly running her hands up and down my arms, leaving a trail of goose bumps in her wake. My nipples were getting harder by the second. She finally moved her hands to my back and pulled me to her. As she did, I felt her erect nipples press against mine and moaned. She engulfed me with her arms and I felt her passion as she plunged her tongue into my mouth. Her tongue was so smooth and sweet against mine and I felt her begin to push against me. Getting the hint, I laid back and she laid on top of me. I opened my legs to be sure she was comfortable and felt her mound press lightly to mine. The pressure to her clit made her moan slightly and come up for air.
"Oh my god. Just laying here kissing you has me ready to explode again, but I don't want to until I get a chance to taste your cunt jucies in my mouth." With that, she began kissing my neck. She slowly worked her way down to my breast where my erect nipples stood proud. She ran her hands lightly over both before taking my left nipple into her mouth. I wasn't ready for it, so the sensation sent a shiver through my body to my clit. I gasped at the pleasure she was giving me. She flicked my nipple back and forth with her tongue and massaged the other breast deeply with her hand. My pussy was dripping wildly and had already formed a small pool on her sheet. She moved her mouth from my left nipple to my right and began the process all over again on that side. By the time she was done, I was panting and ready to cum.
"Oh god Jackie. Your mouth and tongue are amazing. You almost made me cum just by playing with my nipples and breasts," I told her. She blushed but didn't move away. She slowly started kissing down my stomach, alternating between light and hard. Occasionally, she would stop and suck my skin into her mouth for a few seconds. I would later find that she had left a small trail of hickeys leading to my pussy. When she reached my clean shaved mound, she repositioned herself between my legs. She looked at my pussy for a few minutes before lightly running a finger against my lips.
"Hmmm," she said as she moved her finger to her nose to sniff my juices. "It seems like someone is all ready for my mouth, tongue and fingers. Tell me what you want me to do baby."
"I want you to lick my cunt you bitch. I want you to fuck me with your fingers. I want you to lick me clean after I cum. Oh god, just fuck me!" I yelled as she moved her mouth to my pussy lips. She started by kissing my pussy. She laid kisses everywhere and had me squirming and begging for her tongue. With a wicked grin, she parted my lips with her two of her fingers and ever so lightly licked my clit. I gasped at the pleasure and thrust my hips up as she buried her mouth into my sloppy wet cunt.
Getting the idea, she pressed her tongue to my clit and began to feverishly lick up and down. She moved her other hand to my hole and began running her finger along my opening. Of course, this only worked to tease me and make me want to scream. She was doing things to my clit that I had never thought possible, and I still wanted more. I finally had enough and yelled, "Oh god, stick your fucking fingers in me and fuck me! I want to cum on your hand so I can suck it clean."
With that, she plunged her finger into my hole as far as she could. She didn't automatically pull it out, but moved it around as if she was searching for something. As soon as she found it, I knew what she had been looking for. She had found my clit and began feverishly flicking back and forth and soon inserted a second finger and was really making me scream. She suddenly sucked my entire clit into her mouth and flicked and sucked it while still stimulating my g-spot.
Suddenly, I felt the need to pee, but I ignored it. I knew I was getting close and then I felt a lot of pressure. I tried to warn Jackie, but it was too late. My orgasm hit and I was lost. My whole body began to shake and I could feel my cum squirting out of my pussy. I screamed through it all and stopped only when my body did.
Jackie came up with her face and hair dripping wet. She looked at me and smiled. I felt my cheeks turn red and tried to cover my face with a pillow. She stopped me and said, "Don't worry about it. You told me you had been working on squirting. I guess I was the first to make it happen. I feel proud." Finally I looked down at her face which was covered in my cunt juices all over her beautiful face.
"Well, I guess I have a lot of cleaning up to do, don't I?" I said as she laid down beside me.
She laughed and said "Not just yet, I want to see how some of these toys feel."
"Okay, but can I have a bit to get my energy back? That really does take it out of you, doesn't it," I asked as I looked at her.
"Yes it does and yes you may." With that, she laid her still wet face on my shoulder and began running her hand along my stomach. I moved my hand to her arm and began rubbing it as well. I knew it wouldn't take me long to get ready for more as long as it was with this wonderful woman. Soon it was as though she fell off to sleep.
I decided then to have some real fun. As she laid there sleeping I retrieved my furry handcuffs and thick 10" strap-on dildo. I slipped the cuffs over the bed board and cuffed both of Jackie's hands. She was so beautiful with my wet cum on her face.
I then spread open her legs surprised that she wasn't waking through all this.
Oh well, I strapped on my dildo crawled up between her legs and began to insert the dildo into her soaking wet cunt and began to pump her pussy. Little by little the dildo went deeper and deeper into Jackie's wet pussy which impressed me that she could take that much cock.
Finally I decided to wake her, I had the dildo in about 6" and pulled out, slamming the plastic cock into her as hard as I could that had to hurt. But, yet, no movement?
With my dildo buried deep in her cunt I leaned forward kissing her lips. No response, something is wrong. I saw now that Jackie wasn't breathing. Oh My God!
She's dead.
I slapped her face hoping that would arouse her but it didn't. I slapped her face harder this time calling out her name, Jackie, Jackie, wake up as I slapped her face again, and again, nothing.
It seemed the only response I was getting was every time I hit her, my cunt muscles would tighten around my dildo.
Was I getting turned on by hitting her? Or was it because her being dead? Was it both?
Looking down at Jackie beautiful face I decided to see what happed if I hit her again. I hit her face, cunt squeeze, I hit her harder, cunt squeeze, I hit her ever harder, super cunt squeeze with a tingle in my groin.
I was getting fucking hot fucking Jackie's dead body. I peered down between my legs to see I had almost 6 of the 10 inch dildo inside of Jackie's fuck hole. I was getting dizzy with excitement. I pulled out of cunt some, than rammed the strap-on home, going to 10". I pulled out and continued to pound Jackie's cunt over and over with all I had until I felt a wetness on my thighs as I looked down I saw that my dildo was buried all the way in, and blood had splattered from her cunt out onto my legs.
Why am I doing this to her, why? What the fuck is wrong with me? I was so hot and turned on by fucking her dead body I felt a pee coming on. Learning from Jackie I knew what that meant. I pulled out the dildo and pushed it aside, as I made my way up to Jackie's face lowering my wet cunt to her and I squirted and pissed everything I had into her open mouth. I shouted out, "eat me bitch," as I collapsed my soaking wet pussy onto her face, then I passed out.
Moments later I awoke, nothing has changed, Jackie was still dead. I raised by pussy off her face and peered down looking at the mess I had made of her face. I could still see my cum mixed piss I had squirted in her mouth and my groin twitched again.
Backing off her body, I lowered my head and sweating profusely I began to suck out of her mouth what I put in, I was so fucking hot I couldn't understand why, why am I so fucking turned on by Jackie's dead body.
After fucking her one more time and eating her out, blood and all I got up showered and called the police.
It came to be Jackie had a heart serious aortic aneurysm with severe plaque buildup that caused a heart attack.
Although I admitted to police that I continued to have sex with Jackie, I really believed she was sleeping that it took me a while to realize she was not. The really didn't believe that, but couldn't prove otherwise.
On walking me out to my ride back to the university, the detective knowing no one could hear him said to me, "I know you lied about not knowing Jackie wasn't dead. Why you continued to have sex with her body is beyond me except that you're nothing but a freak'n slut pig."
The he said, "I have your cell number slut, I'll call you some time is that OK?"
"Yes, Ok sir," is all I could say with a grin and a girlish pout. I kissed him on the cheek letting my right had to brush against his crotch before getting in the car for my ride home.
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wow!!!!! what a great story. that happen when you horny like hell
anonymous reader
2012-10-18 21:24:43
I really enjoyed the story i would've done the same thing and i'm a guy :) good for you :)
anonymous reader
2012-05-13 16:33:44
Wait I'm confused, how did she die exactly?
2012-04-30 21:32:45
Hi, Sorry my mistake. It looks like I threw my name (Lynn) in there where it should really read Jackie. Kowlicks
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2012-04-30 20:40:09
Who is it Jackie or Lynn
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Do someone wanna trade a star captatain for a level 30 mq
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killer21 |
this is my character page: |
killer21 |
if you want PM me or send it to my email: |
Repulsortech747 |
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Akira-kun |
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killer21 |
what do u mean?!? |
Akira-kun |
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killer21 |
its already level 30!!!! |
Akira-kun |
i now he said all mine will be level 30 there knot |
hyoungbin |
how do you become a bounty guy?? |
Akira-kun |
dont know just ask Repulsortech747 he should know |
drakojan201 |
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Inquisitor Glokta, a crippled and bitter relic of the last war, former fencing champion turned torturer, is trapped in a twisted and broken body - not that he allows it to distract him from his daily routine of torturing smugglers.
Nobleman, dashing officer and would-be fencing champion Captain Jezal dan Luthar is living a life of ease by cheating his friends at cards. Vain and shallow, the biggest blot on his horizon is having to get out of bed in the morning to train with obsessive and boring old men. And Logen Ninefingers, an infamous warrior with a bloody past, is about to wake up with plans to settle a blood feud with Bethod, the new King of the Northmen, once and for all - ideally by running away from it.
But as he's discovering, old habits die hard....especially when Bayaz gets involved. An old man with a terrible temper and a pathetic assistant, he could be the First of the Magi, he could be a spectacular fraud, but whatever he is, he's about to make the lives of Glokta, Jezal, and Logen a whole lot more difficult....
©2010 Joe Abercrombie (P)2010 Orion Publishing Group
Actor/director/teacher. Split my time between Beijing and Seattle now. Listen to Audible on the subway and while driving or riding my bike.
"Thrilling ordeal"
Abercrombie uses this book to assemble his cast of characters, and a fascinating and irresistible crew they are. Flawed, idiosyncratic, dangerous and often quite funny when they least mean to be, they have been dragged kicking and screaming into his tale and, by the end of the book, he has them all moving reluctantly in the same direction. The wonder is that, while we know the "real" story has not even begun yet, he has already ushered us through a harrowing and thrilling ordeal filled with brilliant detail. Simultaneously, along the way, he has introduced us to a fully imagined world which is remarkably convincing. And as several other reviewers have remarked, not the least of the attraction is that the characters we meet are complex and unlikely heroes.
I bought this audiobook because I so enjoyed "Best Served Cold," by the same author. I was slightly apprehensive because a part of the attraction of that book was the narrator, Michael Page, who did a superb job. I was a bit sad that he was not the narrator for this one as well. To my amazement I found that Steven Pacey was at least Page's equal and perhaps even a demi-shade better. This is a wonderful marriage of great writing and great reading.
I am going to have to delay reading the second and third books in this series because I am loathe to have the whole thing end. Anticipation will heighten the experience, I think. In any event, Abercrombie is now among my very favorite authors of this genre.
I love reading and listening to books, especially fantasy, science fiction, children's, historical, and classics.
"Violent, Ironic, and Absorbing Epic Fantasy Noir"
In Joe Abercrombie's The Blade Itself (2006), swords, knives, axes, maces, spears, staves, bows, crossbows, tongs, chisels, lumber, fists, feet, arms, legs, teeth, and magical force all are put to bloody use during scenes of cinematic graphic violence ranging in scale from arrests and interrogations to ambushes and skirmishes (full scale battles are sure to come in the second or third novels in Abercrombie's epic fantasy noir First Law trilogy). But good as Abercrombie is with a blade, he really excels at character development, irony, and humor.
The Blade Itself focuses on the troubles of the Union: the king is senile, his callow sons are unfit to lead after him, squabbling factions weaken the government, the over-taxed peasants are restive, the Northmen have invaded from the north, and the Gurkhul Empire is preparing to attack from the south. Into this situation Joe Abercrombie introduces three main point of view characters, each of whom is darkly delightful to follow.
--Logen Ninefingers, the most feared warrior of the North, is a killer who has come to regret his bloodthirsty youthful exploits. Surprisingly for a "barbarian," he is philosophical and open-minded--but look out if his Mr. Hyde berserker alter-ego the Bloody Nine surfaces! Acting on advice from spirits, Logen heads south to meet a mage who's seeking him. What will he make of civilization and it of him?
--Sand dan Glokta sourly remembers his glory days as the champion swordsman and star noble of the Union, which ended during the last war against the Gurkhul Empire when he was captured and tortured for two years. Now thirty-five, he is an ostracized, cynical cripple, limping around in constant pain as an Inquisitor for the Inquisition. Glokta regularly asks himself why he's doing what he does, even as he tortures confessions out of small fry "traitors" like plump merchants. Will he ever uncover the true enemies of the state?
--And Captain Jezal dan Luthar is a vain, snobbish, and lazily ambitious nobleman, expert in winning his fellow officers' money in cards and leading them in drunken debauchery. Does he have the desire required to train seriously enough to win the Union's annual swordsmanship competition? Will he ever fall in love or mature?
Abercrombie writes interesting supporting characters, too, among them Major Callem West, a farmer's son who rose through the ranks by dint of hard work and courage; Ardee West, Callem's intelligent and frustrated sister, who chafes at being limited to a woman's role; the Dogman, the scout for a band of Northern outlaws who believe their chief, Logen, is dead; Ferro, a black-skinned, yellow-eyed, snarling female ex-slave criminal warrior who lives for revenge; and Bayaz, the centuries-old, legendary First of the Magi who thinks that world affairs could use a little wizardly aid again. The Blade Itself is great fun when its characters--each with different cultures, backgrounds, personalities, prejudices, and agendas--spend time together.
With rich irony, Luthar and Glokta see the powerful mage Bayaz as an "old lunatic" or an "old fraud." The caustic thoughts of Luthar and Glokta often hilariously contradict what they say, especially when kowtowing to superiors. Logen has some great lines, too, as when Bayaz explains to him that civilized people enjoy the theater, and he says, "Stories? Some people have too much time on their hands." There are plenty of funny similes, as when Bayaz sends an obnoxious Northern prince packing with "a face as red as a slapped arse." There are plenty of pointedly comical situations, too, as when Bayaz leads his gormless apprentice and Logen into a theatrical supply shop to buy gaudy costumes with which to convincingly play their real roles. Even the action scenes have funny touches, as when Ferro and Logen are being chased over city roof tops by persistent Inquisition "Practicals," and they crash through a roof and land in a bed in a room and Logen thinks, "In bed with a woman again, at last."
Stephen Pacey reads the novel masterfully, turning a four star work into a five star one through his use of different voices and accents for the characters from different cultures and backgrounds. He gives Glokta a gap-toothed lisp, Bayaz a John Geilgud-esque sly grandeur, Logen a Northern England accent, Ferro a feral attitude, and so on, each choice entertainingly enhancing Abercrombie's characterizations.
The Blade Itself does have plenty of typical features of the epic fantasy genre, such as the identity-less, Orc-like Shanka overrunning the far north, the evil Prophet sending evil cannibal mages on evil missions, and the varied group of people preparing to go on a vital and dangerous quest led by an old wizard. But Abercrombie gives the genre a fresh spin with his anti-hero heroes, unpredictable plot developments, irony, and entertaining imagination.
"Steven Pacey is magnificient."
I've listened to many audio books and in my opinion Steven Pacey is in a league of his own. The characters come to life in his voice. But even a good narrator must have something with which to work. The Blade Itself lends a wonderful story to a magnificient voice. If one loves fantasy one must own this title.
I have purchased and borrowed a great many fantasy titles over the years. The majority, either
spoken or written, were rubbish...trite plots, one dimensional characterization, often, near copies of older, far better originals. In spoken versions, all too frequently, the reader(s) overdramatize, never varying the pace,and/or go well beyond their range and abilities to vocalize, perhaps to make up
for the trash they have to read, and make a bad thing worse. This seems the case with so
many "series" fantasy novels, that I mostly stay away from them. This one is an honest to goodness
I like long books. The price Audible put on "The Blade Itself" and its over 20 hour length convinced
me to get it, all other factors included i.e. good reviews, decent preview. The book was everything
good fantasy should be...original plot, characters who act and think like real people, violence, sex, action, intrigue all in reasonable doses and with excellent pacing and a very liberal sprinkling of
genuine humor...a bit "black", I'll admit...throughout. I have not actually read the author before
listening to this, so I really can't assign a percentage of credit for how well this work was done to
the narrator, Steven Pacey. But his reading of "The Blade Itself" was pure delight...right up there
with Jim Dale and John Lee (at his best). If the rest of the series is as good, well... one can only hope.
"Great Book"
I have listened to a ton of Fantasy based novels from George RR Martian to Jim Butcher. This author in this series is as good as any of them. You will not be disappointed with this book! The reader is great and the story line is well thought out. I have to say that I am especially impressed with the characters as each one of them has there positive as well as negative attributes.
"Easily, one of the best series of fantasy books"
Warning: It is a Rated R book. Not to be listen with kids around.
I hope there are 10 Joe Abercrombie writing non stop that i loved how he writes. Steven Pacey is perfect as well.
Book is simply amazing. If i dare, i would compare these books to ASOIAF in terms of entertainment value, and i would say these books come out ahead due to the fact that books are a complete set.
Characters are ironed out to an extent that you would think they would come out of the book one day and say hello to you. The world is complex with rich history. Everyone in this book has something to answer for, and nothing is black and white (mostly). Book is smart, dark and funny. : ) the best kind of book.
The only bad thing about these books is that series ended after only three books.
I highly recommend this series.
"Great Potential, but Book One Doesn't Stand Alone"
Book one is well written, has interesting characters and is very well read. It serves to build the characters, twine them together and set the stage for a great epic resolution. Just as the reader is prepared for great battles and great twists of fate that will surely bring all the characters together again - book one ends leaving only questions and no resolutions.
This book is not a waste of your time or your credit, but you'll be disappointed if you don't have book two and possibly book three to step into.
"Great Listen!!"
What a Great book!. The Story is very smooth. The Characters are well developed and likable. Its got all you want in a fantasy book. Blood, guts, magic, heroes and villains. its got alot of action and some good humor blended in. The narrator does a great job. cant wait to listen to the next two books. And im sure if your a Geaorge RR Martain fan..you will enjoy this too.
Fantasy/Sci-Fi Fan
"Great listen! Perfect combo of author & narrator."
Joe Abercrombie has created a cast of characters that just ooze personality and Steven Pacey has brought them to life with a wide array of engaging voices. This is the first book I have listened to involving either Joe or Steven but it certainly won't be the last!
There are 3 main point-of-view characters in the Blade Itself:
The first is Logen Ninefingers, a Northman known as "The Bloody-Nine." The nickname comes from the wake of corpses he has left in his past as well as the fact that he is missing one of his fingers. Logen has a surprisingly easy going personality for someone with his bloody history and is often surprised by the fact that he is "still alive" whenever he survives yet another life threatening encounter.
Inquisitor Glokta is a bitter, crippled torturer who would like nothing more than to torture whoever it was that invented stairs, which are the bane of his existence. He learned how to torture and break people first hand when he was a prisoner of war and it was done to him. He bears many permanent handicaps including the fact that half his teeth were removed in such a way that his remaining upper and lower teeth never overlap and he cannot chew solid food.
And finally, Jezal dan Luthar, is an arrogant, self-centered nobleman who has every advantage in life and takes it all for granted. He is a promising swordsman who really doesn't want to work hard to realize his true potential. His father's wealth has provided him an entry into the Contest, the most prestigious fencing tournament in the Union, and he seems determined to embarrass his family name and throw this opportunity away.
What really amazed me about the book is none of these 3 main characters is all that likeable and their stereotypes are somewhat cliché in the fantasy genre. They have many undesirable traits, they act in unethical ways, and there is really no reason to like any of them, but I loved them all! It was the perfect combination of Joe Abercrombie's writing with Steven Pacey's reading that made we want to spend more time with each of them, learn more about their pasts, and find out what happens to them in the future.
Once Bayaz, the First of the Magi, entered into the picture things were building up to something special. Bayaz acts as a catalyst that turns everyone else's life upside down and he assembles many of the characters into an incompatible group of personalities for a purpose only he knows. I found myself ready to go on a grand adventure with this unlikely collection of individuals and then the book was over. This is the only reason I do not give this book a 5 star rating overall. It set the stage nicely, but then it just ended.
If you are looking for a single book experience then I must caution you against this book; however, if you want to be entertained and you are willing to commit to more than one book, then this is a credit well spent.
Two great passions - dogs and books! Sci-fi/fantasy novels are my go-to favorites, but I love good writing across all genres.
"Really good listen!"
I would listen to this book again even though it isn't the type of book I would normally re-read because the narration is absolutely wonderful. I suspect Steven Pacey actually makes this book better to hear than to read. The man has a rare gift.
I don't think I could pick a favorite but I can say that the characters were all a pleasant surprise - I don't think this type of adventure fantasy normally has the type of rich characterizations that The Blade Itself has. And, it is even rarer to find well written, highly developed women characters in this type of book set in a medieval type culture, but there are a couple of very cool women in this novel. I really loved and appreciated that almost all the characters were
I haven't heard Steven Pacey before, but I will certainly look for his performances again. I found him to be one of the best narrators I've listened to.
One of the reviews I read warned that this book although entertaining and exciting, doesn't stand alone and you will be forced to buy the 2nd book in the series right away. That reviewer was ABSOLUTELY RIGHT so be prepared. I liked the book a lot, but this is not a stand-alone book and the end is really no ending.
"Excellent book, superbly narrated"
I very much enjoyed this book.
I dont read such Mediaeval fantasy series as a rule. I would guess that the fantasy backdrop, the structure of the plot and the nature of the characters are not that original.
But this book has three splendid things going for it. First it is very well written - sharp, pacy prose, very well drawn characters, and clever and interesting dialogue, all spiced with plenty of sardonic humour; second, although there is some pretty good action the narrative is very much plot and character driven, - lots of threads to a satisfyingly complicated plot, and you want to know what happens to the people in the story, both goodies and baddies; and third and most important is the narrator Stephen Pacey. I listened to the (free) Audible podcast where he explained that he liked reading audiobooks as he got to play all the characters! Well, he certainly earns his money on this book; expertly paced and varied narration and the huge range of characters is brilliantly drawn and brought to convincing life. He turns what is already a very good book into a great one. If there was an Oscar for narrators he should definitely be on the short list.
This is part 1 of a trilogy and I am looking forward to parts 2 and 3 - also narrated by Stephen Pacey.
A five star listen without a doubt.
"A slow start, but it gets better...."
I need to review this trilogy in a oner....
Initially, I found the first book too slow. Too much scene setting and character building for me - I needed more action and kept waiting for it all to come together. However, having completed the trilogy, I now understand why the first book was like it was - and it certainly has its place.
Great second book - all good action and great pace.
Third book, I think, is the best of the trilogy - plenty of pace and the story peaks, as expected, BUT, it ends with too many loose ends. Whilst I get why it ended like it did, I needed more.....I was left feeling as though there needs to be a 4th book where the wrongs can be righted and the bad get their come-uppance.
I'm a massive fan of epic fantasies, and this is just that. It's got loads of action, lots of battle scenes, and plenty of blood and swearing. Not really a "girlie" book (although I have to caveat that with an "I'm a girl and thoroughly enjoyed it" statement). All the characters are well developed, and fairly complex. Interesting how my feelings towards each of them changed as the story progressed and I got to know them better. Is it bizarre that my favourite characters turned out be a torturer and a schizophrenic killer???
If you're a fan of epics, and have a reasonably strong stomach, then this is highly recommended.
But if you start with book one, be prepared to go through all three, and then still feel like you haven't got to the end...
"Be warned... herein lies addiction..."
and the purchasing of all three books in quick succession.
I was browsing round for something new to listen to and I was intrigued by the glowing reviews.
One download and 30 minutes later I was hooked. Two weeks later I'm downloading book three.
An excellent story, well written and superbly narrated. I cannot fault Steven Pacey in his work. A fantastic job of bringing the characters to life.
"Possibly My Favourite Listen So Far..."
After "Name of the Wind" and "Wise Man's Fear" I thought I'd possibly heard the best I could in the Fantasy genre (so towards the end of WMF I started to get a little sad about what would come next.)
Having since listened to a lot of other good audiobooks - this trilogy (I am nearly at the end of the third book) is brilliant. The story (stories really) are involved and detailed, the characters flawed but engaging - and often very funny. It's such a pleasure to read (listen) to books where I don't find myself questioning the things that happen ("how would he manage that?" "she'd never say that" "how could that work") - the story just unfolds, the characters stay true to their short comings - even as they grow in places. Events are portrayed effortlessly.
All of this is made twice as good by a fantastic performance from Steven Pacey. His reading is such a pleasure to listen to. A large cast, each with distinctive (and similar where appropriate) voices that completely bring the characters to life.
As I come towards the end of the third book (Last Argument of Kings) I am starting to wonder what comes next in my "audiobook life"...
I bought this one in a sale on the site since I'd run out of audiobooks and it was a while until my next credit came through. I was not in the least disappointed and will definitely be getting the other books in the trilogy. Abercrombie's interesting and well-characterised world is vividly brought to life by Steven Pacey's fantastic narration. With one exception (Captain Luthar, who I disliked strongly throughout the entire book) the protagonists are all interesting, well-formed and sympathetic, and it's a skilled author indeed who can make a torturer into a complex and likeable character. If you like fantasy, check this out. You're unlikely to regret it.
"A well writen, gritty piece of Fantasy fiction."
Great piece of fiction that is strongly focused around the characters and their stories.
The Fantasy element of this story is not the focus, but does creep into the story as you progress.
I like the way the characters flaws are displayed and the internal conflicts that the main characters experience.
There is also not just one main character, but many, with interwove stories and plots. (Thus the trilogy)
This Fantasy Fiction story is also written from a fresh perspective that feels more real than fantasy, and all the violence, colourful language and intertwining plots make for an Gritty entertaining adventure....and there are 2 more books to follow! Can't wait to start the next book.
PS. The Narrator Steven Pacey is Brilliant. He really does a fantastic job with accents, and dramatization.
The reason I listen to fiction books, (apart from the hands free experience) is because of such narrators that add so much more to an great story.
This is an exciting story with many twists. The characters are beautifully written and totally engrossing.
The reading is perfect.
Superbly written and superbly narrated. A far more intelligent and witty fantasy story than the standard fare; those seeking dwarves, elves or magic rings might be wise to look elsewhere (though there is a smattering of sorcery). I can't recommend it highly enough. Great stuff.
"I am still alive!"
Imagine Dumas and Stendhal were thrown into a dungeon and told to knock out something post-Tolkien with beefed-up sordid realism and judicious dashes of cheek and swearing. Their jailers, Robert E Howard and Raymond Chandler, may add a few bon mots should they feel inclined; and, while they're at it, they should also reanimate Arthur C Clarke for a wonderfully strange segment in the middle. Fortunately we have Joe Abercrombie, so you don't have to.
To describe the plot may make it seem like many other fantasy fictions out there, but it isn't. It's not the stuff of doom and gloom either. Bayaz the affable wide boy magus, but woe betide you if you disrupt his bath time, has a cunning plan, the ramifications of which presumably play out over the trilogy. To this end he draws in diverse characters to the capital city of the Union (itself about to enter a war on two fronts). Our adventurers are already on the hop before they are drawn in, and, in some cases, beset by hazards both human and somewhat beyond. And it's the somewhat beyond that interests Bayaz. There are numerous intertwining threads beyond this though that reach out across Abercrombie's world. The characters are skillfully drawn---so much so, that the novel could be regarded as fantasy's The Wire.
Mr Abercrombie, perhaps tapping into his skills as a film editor, brings a seemingly effortless pace to proceedings. There is a sense of reality too: the protagonists seldom leave confrontations unscathed, and even use of magic has a price.
Which brings us to Steven Pacey. His narration is extraordinarily good. The book has a huge cast, and Mr Pacey imbues each and every one of it, including female characters, with a recognisable and believable voice (so much so, I began to wonder if he had smuggled Sean Locke and Pete Postlethwaite, and many more, into the recording sessions). Yes, Mr Pacey deserves an audio-Oscar (and a proper one too).
After looking at these books in countless shops in audio and print and reading about them on many to read lists and not picking them up despite all of this. I finally bit the bullet and bought the audiobooks to listen to at work, this was not a mistake! These have made it onto my top 10 favorite books list along with the song of ice and fire series and the Wheel of Time they really are that good.
The book is a story of grit and intriguetold from the point of view of the strangest characters ever. Just wait until you meet Inquisitor Glokta!
The audiobook is well read by Stephen Pacey with a lot of emotion and very recognisable characters just by tone and voice alone.
Overall a very worthwhile buy!


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