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The 25 Most Depressing Nail Polish Color Names Of All Time
25. Plenty Of Fish In The Sea
This shade reminds you that you'll find someone else. Only a modest percentage of people die alone. Probably. There are no statistics to back that up.
24. Keep Up The Flame
If you have to be told to "keep up the flame" you're in one of three terrible scenarios:
1. Your camp fire is about to die down before everyone's had a chance to make a s'more.
2. Your camp fire is about to die down leaving your party at risk to die of exposure in these icy cold temps.
3. You're in a loveless marriage.
23. Jaded
If life has you jaded, not even this jaunty shade of green can fix it. Not even reminiscing about the 2001 Super Bowl Halftime Show where Aerosmith sang "Jaded" alongside 'NSync can fix it.
22. Jail Bait
She grew up too fast, but she had to get out of this town any way she could, at any cost… 🙁
One hell of a manicure though.
21. Conga Line
Have you ever tried to start a conga line? People are SO reluctant to join on. You can usually only get one person to agree to it, maximum. And that's not a conga line, that's two people fooling themselves about every decision they've ever made.
20. Lonesome Dove
100% of doves die alone.
19. Shocking Seas
We've lost many good men on these shocking seas. Maybe if the seas weren't so shocking, so unforgiving, they'd be home right now eating a chicken pot pie. Instead of dead.
18. Eternal Optimist
17. Black Star
Astronomically speaking, a black star would be a star that has cooled down and is no longer emitting significant light or heat. So paint your nails with a star that's dying.
16. Breakfast In Red
Waking up…man I must've blacked out last night…sure am hungry…eggs sound good…WHERE DID ALL THIS BLOOD COME FROM? You're a murderer.
15. Grey Area
No good conversation has ever contained the phrase "grey area."
14. Spaghetti Strap
Have you ever seen anyone successfully pull off a spaghetti strap since 1999? You couldn't possibly have. And that was the year my math teacher would make you wear her old lady blazer if you wore spaghetti straps in her class.
13. Thanks A Latte
This is the most passive aggressive pun I've ever encountered.
12. Cougar Attack
We have to get to the hospital!
11. My Silicone Popped
We have to get to the hospital!
10. Ants In My Pants
We have to get to the hospital! I mean, if they're fire ants. Regardless of ant species, that would be a nightmare scenario.
9. Sugar Daddy
If we're talking about the candy, gross. And if we're talking about the daddy, gross.
8. Gone Grey
Nothing lasts forever. Might as well paint my nails to match the color of my soul.
7. I Lilac You
If you can't just come right out and say "I like you" without making a pun and tell this person how you really feel, you're hopeless. There's no hope for you.
6. Wine Not
Wine not? WINE NOT? I'll tell you wine not, we all have work in the morning and you don't know when to call it quits, wino. That's wine not.
5. Are Mermaids Real?
I do not want to be on the receiving end of this question. And even if they were real, have you ever read the Hans Christian Andersen version of The Little Mermaid? There's no singing crab. And if there were a crab, he would not be singing after what happens.
4. Mr. Sandman
If we're talking about the Sandman the Chordette's sang about, then fine, we're not going to have a problem. But if we're talking about the Sandman Metallica sang about, then I'm terrified to summon him through the power of nail color.
3. My Button Fell Off
2. No Place Like Chrome
Who is saying this? A robot? Is Pixar's WALL-E saying this? Oh my god he's sentient and so aloooooooone. I've actually never seen this film because I fear I won't be able to handle it, emotionally.
1. I Only Eat Salads
And we have a winner.
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Obama: Focus on budget, immigration, farm bill
WASHINGTON (AP) — The government shutdown behind him, President Barack Obama focused Thursday on a new, trimmed down agenda by challenging Congress to overcome bitter partisan division and pass a budget and a farm bill and overhaul immigration.
The president said getting through those three priorities would help Washington move beyond "the cloud of crisis" created by the 16-day partial shuttering of government operations. But he acknowledge the political reality that even passing such a slimmed-down agenda by the end of the year will be tough.
"To all my friends in Congress, understand that how business is done in this town has to change because we've all got a lot of work to do on behalf of the American people, and that includes the hard work of regaining their trust," Obama said from the White House, the morning after signing a painfully forged bipartisan deal to reopen the government and avert a default.
Obama has slashed his wish list from earlier this year, when he called for legislation to address climate change, an increase in the minimum wage, gun control and the closure of the Guantanamo Bay prison. The reduced priorities underscore how difficult it has been to get legislation through Congress, the short legislative calendar left this year and Obama's limited political capital.
Prospects for passage of an immigration bill appear particularly dim. A bill passed by the Democratic-controlled Senate and backed by the White House includes billions for border security and a path to citizenship for those already living in the U.S. illegally, but most House Republicans have rejected the approach.
Likewise, the roughly $500 billion farm bill has been held up over a dispute between the two chambers, this time over food stamps. The House has endorsed up to $4 billion in annual cuts to the almost $80 billion-a-year Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, while the Senate farm bill would cut only $400 million a year. The White House has threatened to veto the House bill.
Obama did not mention the rift over food stamps but said the House should accept the Senate version of the bill. "Let's negotiate. What are we waiting for? Let's get this done," Obama said.
The president said the first focus should be on reaching a budget agreement that lowers deficits, invests in education and infrastructure, cuts spending and closes corporate loopholes. Congressional negotiators were starting to discuss that issue Thursday.
Associated Press writer Mary Clare Jalonick contributed to this report.
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SAN FRANCISCO (AP) The Washington Nationals have placed catcher Wilson Ramos on the 15-day disabled list with a right hamstring injury and called up catcher Sandy Leon from Triple-A Syracuse.
The Nationals announced the move before Wednesday night's game at San Francisco. Manager Matt Williams says an MRI on Ramos revealed a Grade-1 hamstring strain.
Williams hopes Ramos will be back in the lineup as soon as he's eligible to come off the DL.
Ramos was injured running out a double in the ninth inning of Tuesday night's 2-1 win against the Giants. He was taken out of the game and initially thought the injury wouldn't sideline him.
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We're less than two weeks from Opening Night of football around the Tri-Cities, and Coach Sly has a question (and an answer, naturally) for each week of the regular season.
1. Who is the best team in the area?
Batavia. Or is it Kaneland?
It'd be easier to answer that one if the teams were playing each other as was once rumored, but as it stands, both teams again look like they'll be at the top of the heap around the Tri-Cities.
2. How about the St. Charles teams?
Both North and East look like they could very well be playoff-caliber, but a lot will hinge on how they fare in non-conference play. North's lineplay and East's skill position guys should be fun to watch.
3. Uh, what about Geneva?
Sly's noticed a discernible lack of buzz about the once-mighty Vikings. Geneva has been knocked off its conference perch by Batavia the past couple years, and the Bulldogs don't appear to want to let the Vikings back up. Combine that with a brutal early schedule, and Geneva is very much laying low for now.
Perhaps the Vikes will channel an Us Against The World mentality constructively and surprise some people.
4. How are the QB battles shaking out?
What QB battles? This is the least dramatic preseason in recent memory when it comes to signal-callers, with pretty much every team in the area content with an incumbent QB.
5. What about the SCC?
In the last year before the SCC goes bye bye in football, look for ACC to take another step forward, Aurora Christian to take a step back (but still be plenty dangerous) and Marmion and St. Francis to return to their playoff ways after down 2012 seasons.
6. Who's the best running back in the area?
Too close to call, but St. Francis' James Butler has the best chance to go D-I, FWIW. Batavia's Scaccia and Kaneland's Balluff are also going to run wild.
7. Which team has the best defense?
Sly'll give that one to Batavia (strong line, a stud MLB and very good athletes in the secondary), but beware the North Stars' D as well.
8. Biggest shoes to fill?
Here are two, one for each foot: Joe Hoscheit's in the middle of the Fighting Saints' defense (especially without a dominant line, linebacker play is critical for East) and Bobby Hess' in the Geneva backfield (could this year be the end of Geneva's annual shock-and-awe at running back?)
9. Best week of the season?
That's an easy one: Week 3 = Batavia/Geneva and St. Charles East/St. Charles North.
Then again, Week 1 is always special, and Kaneland-Morris has turned into a memorable way to bring down the curtain on the regular season.
Bottom line, the season's going to be a blast, like always.


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Behind the scenes with Mark Tremonti's Rig
When Alter Bridge played in Copenhagen, we went behind the scene to have a chat with Mark Tremonti about his live rig, and to give him the first Tremonti Phaser. Read the whole story and check out the videos
Mark Tremonti is one of today's greatest guitarists. After dissolving Creed in 2004, he formed Alter Bridge with bass player Brian Marshall and drummer Scott Phillips, both from Creed. They were soon joined by lead vocalist Myles Kennedy, formerly of The Mayfield Four
Alter Bridge is currently on touring in Europe and before their concert in Copenhagen, we went back stage to have a chat with lead guitarist Mark Tremonti, who gave us a quick tour of his live rig. Mark took us through the whole set-up, including his settings on the Replica and the MAB overdrive - it was really interesting to see the gear behind that great sound of his.


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Understanding credit options
To the Editor:
This is in response to your recent article you ran on April 26, 2012.
State Rep. Frank Ferri's assertion that "Banks can't do it. Credit unions can't do it. Only these companies can" is simply incorrect ("Legislation to cut payday loan interest rates praised, scorned," April 26, 2012). The fact is banks can and do offer short-term credit – and at higher rates than payday loans.
Increasingly, regulators and independent researchers, including the Federal Reserve Bank of New York, find that overdraft programs and direct deposit advances are similar in nature to payday loans and are used interchangeably by consumers. Whether based on APR comparisons or actual dollar cost, a payday advance is less expensive – often far less expensive – than these programs. Consider just one example: the average check overdraft within the United States is $66, for which, on average, banks charge a fee of $36. That's an APR of over 2,000 percent. At my company, Check 'n Go, a customer can borrow that same $66 for $6.60.
Perhaps Rep. Ferri is also unaware that payday loan customers must have a bank account to qualify for credit. When facing a financial shortfall, our customers have a variety of options to choose from, including credit cards, overdraft programs and cash advances from banks, credit unions and retail lenders. They choose our service because it's simple, reliable, transparent and competitively priced. It helps them manage unexpected and periodic financial difficulties.
Rep. Ferri should not be so quick to take credit options away without understanding the cost of the alternatives.
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Here's the odious Joe Klein from this week's edition of his column in Time magazine:"There aren't so many high-paying manufacturing jobs anymore; the relative security of government work doesn't need to be augmented by ridiculously obstruse procedures for firing incompetents or by 20-year pension packages."
'Obstruse' looks like a real word, but it's only a portmanteau of'abstruse' and 'obscure' – two words that happen to live in the same conceptual neighborhood. (And there's an old post observing that the real word 'obtuse' sometimes gets used the same way: http://eggcorns.lascribe.net/forum/viewtopic.php?id=144).
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Engineering was one thing, but the arcane and obstruse language of international accounting was something else again.
This offering from Homi Bhaba is definitely in the running to win the grand prize for the most obstruse, deliberately arcane piece of academic prose ...
She'll help you if you ask, but even when she helps the explanation seems obstruse.
Sometimes we're seeing from the first person eyes of the spunky youngest girl; sometimes the poetic obstruse and otherworldly handicapped twin; ...
...especially as I was a not lawyer and so not able to advance more obstruse and complex technical legal arguments about these matters …
The obstruse terminology comes from Logic Programming, upon which GML is modeled.
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"the most obstruse, deliberately arcane piece of academic prose" makes me wonder whether there's not a third word in the mix, obstruct.
Obstruct has two rather striking obstruent clusters.
*If the human mind were simple enough for us to understand,
we would be too simple-minded to understand it* .
"Abstruse," "obscure," "obtuse," "obstruct." We might also add "abstract" to the list. These are two-syllable members of a big fuzzy spot. Anything is likely to take root in this fertile soil.
Besides Ken's "obstruse," there are also numerous examples on the web of "obscuse." Example:
: "I've never seen the point in not using it, am I missing something for obscuse cases involving legacy hardware?"
There are also examples of "abstruct" and "abscure."
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2015 Subaru Impreza WRX Teased Ahead of LA Debut
- Subaru Impreza WRX teased ahead of LA Auto Show
- Photo shows usual WRX goodies, including hood scoop
- We'll know more details at the show
Subaru has officially released the first teaser image of its next-generation Impreza WRX. The photo, which shows the sporty compact's front end, comes before the WRX's official debut at this year's Los Angeles Auto Show.
While the photo doesn't show much, it gives us a few clues about what to expect from the next WRX. There will be a turbocharged engine, identified by the huge hood scoop to help suck in air. There will be xenon headlights, a dark grille, fog lights and LED running lights. And there will be dark wheels to give the car a sporty look.
Unfortunately, we don't know much beyond that. We expect power to be around 265 horsepower -- the same output as the current model. We also expect standard all-wheel drive, a choice of manual or automatic transmissions and sport suspension.
In terms of body style, we don't know what to expect. Subaru's front-only photo is likely a strategic decision to get WRX fans excited. The photo keeps us guessing as to whether Subaru will reveal a sedan, a hatchback or both. The current WRX is offered in sedan or hatchback guise.
We're also not sure when we'll see an updated Impreza WRX STI. The current WRX STI comes in a similar package as the WRX but offers an extra 40 hp. It also boasts a limited slip differential, upgraded brakes and other go-fast accessories. Traditionally, Subaru waits one or two model years before releasing a new WRX STI.
If you're interested in more information about the latest WRX, stay tuned to AutoTrader.com's Los Angeles Auto Show coverage. We'll have more on the sporty new model when it launches, including engine specs, pictures and other important details.
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Linked by Thom Holwerda on Thu 10th May 2012 23:26 UTC
Intel CEO Paul Otellini on Windows 8 x86 and Windows 8 ARM: "We have the advantage of the incumbency, advantage of the legacy support. Not just in terms of applications but devices." Yes, because the lack of their favourite Windows applications was really a massive hurdle for Apple and its ill-fated iPad effort from a few years ago. Anyone remember that thing?
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Microsoft, on the other hand, is trying to extend the Windows brand to devices where there really is no logical connection.
So what. They can expand their brand in any way they see fit.
In this regard, Otellini is spot on. A Windows device without any connection to Windows legacy software is a Windows device in what way?
Legacy Windows software has nothing to do with anything. There's no requirement that a new Windows product must support legacy Windows software.
"Windows" is nothing more than the name of a product line. Microsoft decides what's "Windows" and what isn't. They make the rules when it comes to their own products, naming, etc. I think people forget that fact from time to time.


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AS A FRESHMAN IN 2012: Played in 48 sets and earned 33 digs and three blocks ... had five digs and four service aces against Montana State (Aug. 25) … collected two assists and seven digs against Brown (Sep. 15) … had 12 digs, hitting .250 against Cal State Fullerton (Sep. 15) ...had three digs and one kill against Sacramento State (Oct. 16) ... had one kill and one dig at BYU (Nov. 10) ... earned one dig at Saint Mary's (Nov. 17).
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Syndicated sports talk show "The Nick and Artie Show," featuring Howard Stern sidekick Artie Lange and comedian Nick DiPaolo comes to SportsRadio 610WIP weekdays from 10 p.m. to 1 a.m. starting Wednesday night.
The show will be heard on 610WIP, but not its FM signal at 94WIP. It may also be streamed online at NickandArtie.com.
Lange attemped suicide in Jan. 2010 and never returned to the Stern show where he had spent nine years. He was off radio until last summer when he and DiPaolo filled in for Tony Bruno on his Fox Sports Radio show. The Nick and Artie show launched in October and in December the show was picked up by Sirius XM Satellite Radio's Extreme Talk channel, the first time Lange was heard on Sirius since leaving Stern.
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I am having trouble making sense of rhythm. The whole rhythm thing is confusing. How do you decide what the rhythm of a word is? I was looking at some of the words from the little lexicon at the back of Mounce (good ole Mounce) and this is what I came up with:
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Best Kids' Parties: Cars, Construction & More Things 3-Year-Olds Love
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When I asked my 3 year old what kind of birthday party he wanted, he replied with "I want a fire truck, cars, construction zone and Power Ranger party". Ummmm, okay. So, I set out to try and incorporate all of those things into his little party.
I was inspired by Rachel Denbow's birthday party that she had for her son. I found construction worker hats at the dollar spot and I also used car treat bags that I found at the Goodwill. As well, I made a fire truck cake, and stuck a Power Ranger by it. I made all the food and drinks orange, red and yellow to go with the theme (which is why the Orange Crush made it's way to the party). My favorite part was the table with the party favors on it...I loved incorporating the dump truck, with the flowers in it. Milo loved the party, so I consider that a success!
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Indiana Secretary of State Todd Rokita honored for efforts to prevent election fraud in Lake County
August 30, 2010
INDIANAPOLIS – Indiana Secretary of State Todd Rokita received an award of appreciation from the East Chicago Republican Central Committee this weekend for his work as Indiana's chief election officer to bring fair elections to East Chicago and for helping fight election fraud.
Since taking office in 2003, Secretary Rokita has made combating election fraud a priority. He became the first Indiana secretary of state to organize teams of Special Election Deputies – consisting of trained investigators and election lawyers dispatched across the state on Election Day to monitor compliance with state and federal election law and follow up on reports of suspicious or illegal activity.
In 2007, Secretary Rokita took an active role in the East Chicago primary election when he deputized election attorneys to monitor voting at precincts and personally traveled to precincts to ensure election laws were being observed. Secretary Rokita also had staff in Lake County late into the evening during 2008 Presidential Primary and General Election when the timeliness of Lake County's vote counting became the focus of national and international scrutiny.
In addition, Secretary Rokita has taken the lead in investigating illegal voter registration activity, compelling the United States Attorney and Lake County Prosecutor to become involved in ACORN's 2008 election voter registration activities in Lake County and elsewhere. Last year Secretary Rokita was invited by members of the U.S. Congress to testify in Washington D.C. before a committee investigating ACORN.
In accepting the award, Secretary Rokita underscored how many of the issues of election security and integrity that were initially raised in Lake County have been addressed at the state level by the Indiana General Assembly. These include the state's photo ID law and tougher standards for the handling of absentee ballots.
The East Chicago Republicans also honored Attorney General Greg Zoeller and former Attorney General Steve Carter for their work to promote election security and combat fraud.
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Vanessa Bryant 'Furious' Over Photos of Kobe With Women at Olympic Games
Kobe Bryant and his wife are going at it again!
This time its in London after entertainment publication TMZ reported that Bryant and his wife Vanessa are arguing these days after multiple photos of Bryant partying with women surfaced on the Internet.
TMZ says that sources close to Vanessa Bryant say she is "furious" and "embarrassed" after seeing the photos, one of them of her man talking leisurely with two women at an after party in Barcelona. Another photo shows Bryant talking and hanging out with two other women at another party.
Bryant was in Barcelona for a number of warm up games before the NBA star and the rest of the U.S. men's basketball team left for the London Olympic games.
TMZ added that Vanessa is allegedly not mad because she thinks Kobe did anything with the women, but because he is not careful and allows himself to be in situations where the paparazzi can photograph him with other women.
Just last month, Vanessa called off the divorce from Bryant and is now trying to save her marriage with Bryant.
The sexy Mexican-American filed for divorce from the LA Lakers basketball player in December after he reportedly cheated on her. She reportedly got all three of Bryant's mansions, worth close to $18.8 million.
But now Mrs. Kobe Bryant is hesitating on signing the divorce papers, TMZ is reporting.
The entertainment site says the couple is trying to reconcile things and have been spending a lot of time together. But the two have not moved back in together.
California law says Bryant has to wait six months after filing for divorce before signing the documents. The six-month mark expires this weekend but, according to TMZ, she is not ready to let go.
If the two decided to move back in together, they likely will be living in one of her three mansions, which once belonged to Kobe.


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March 10, 2016
On Dec. 18, 2015, the Consolidated Appropriations Act amended the Internal Code, eliminating the option for colleges and universities to report amounts billed for qualified tuition and expenses in Box 2 of IRS Form 1098-T.
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Summary of the Black-Davis Student and Family Tax Simplification Act (H.R. 3393), approved by the House Ways and Means Committee on June 25, 2014.
May 21, 2014
A chart detailing provisions of interest to colleges and universities in the tax reform discussion draft released in February 2014 by Rep. Dave Camp (R-MI), chair of the House Ways and Means Committee.
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ATLANTA, May 2 (Reuters) – Chris "Mac Daddy" Kelly, one half of the 1990s rap duo Kriss Kross, has died at an Atlanta hospital at the age of 34, a Fulton County Medical Examiner's spokesman said.
Dumonder Dawson, an investigator for the medical examiner's office, said Kelly died on Wednesday evening. He declined to discuss the cause of the rapper's death.
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution newspaper reported that Kelly had been found unresponsive at his home and that an autopsy had been scheduled for Thursday morning.
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Oct 12 (Reuters) - Lexicon Pharmaceuticals Inc said its experimental bowel disorder drug met the main goal of reducing bowel movements in patients with gastrointestinal cancer in a mid-stage study, sending its shares up as much as 13 percent on Friday.
The drug telotristat etiprate is being studied to treat carcinoid syndrome, a secondary condition that develops in patients with tumors in the gastrointestinal tract.
Of the 15 patients enrolled in the study, 75 percent reported improvement in carcinoid symptoms at week 12 of the trial. The study also met the secondary goals of reducing abdominal pain and improving stool consistency.
The drug was tested on patients who were unable to tolerate somatostatin analog therapy -- the current treatment for carcinoid syndrome.
However, Morningstar analyst Karen Andersen said the drug could now be potentially used as a first-line therapy.
"Based on the data today I thought it looked like an extremely safe option ... and the efficacy was actually quite impressive. It's looking like a really promising orphan drug," Morningstar's Andersen said.
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration had granted the drug an orphan drug designation in March.
Wedbush Securities Inc analyst Liana Moussatos said the company could file with the FDA for marketing approval in the middle of 2014.
Telotristat etiprate is also being studied in a mid-stage trial to treat ulcerative colitis, a type of inflammatory bowel disease.
Lexicon is expected to start late-stage trials of its diabetes drug -- its most advanced drug candidate -- in the first half of 2013.
The company is also testing drugs for irritable bowel syndrome, rheumatoid arthritis and glaucoma.
The Texas-based biopharmaceutical company's shares were up 8 percent at $2.59 on Friday on the Nasdaq.
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Summer is here and all the Hollywood studios are releasing their blockbuster movies. So what's the best Android app to feed your movie addiction? There are a ton of movie apps out there and I've tried most of them, but the one that has a permanent place on my home screen is IMDb (Internet movie database, for the few that have never heard of it).
The site IMDb.com has always been one the most comprehensive and authoritative source of information on movies, TV and celebrities, so it was great news when they release their first Android app a couple years ago. Since that time it has received numerous updates and it continues to add new features and improve the user experience.
The Good
Most detailed movie database ever: Movie listings have showtimes, reviews and commentary, trailers, photo galleries, genre, release date, plot summary, synopsis, top billed cast, trivia, quotes, goofs, soundtrack, filming locations, related movies, community message boards, and news.
Detailed stars database: For every actor you can view complete fimography, mini biography, trivia, quotes, related news, photo gallery, and birth information.
Watch HD trailers: Movie trailers are provided in standard resolution, 480p, and 720p HD.
Build your watchlist: Sign in to IMDb and you can add upcoming movies to your watchlist.
Personalized recommendations: As you build your watchlist and browse movie listing, IMDb will start to create a list of recommended movies you might enjoy.
Notifications: Mark your favorite movies and stars to be notified of trailers, photos, showtimes, and news.
Metascores for critics and user reviews: Quickly browse reviews from critics and other users. Critics reviews are compiled into a single metascore from metacritic.com.
Tons of movie charts: Check out lists for coming soon, US box office results, showtimes, Top 250 movies, most popular movies of the day, new on DVD and Blu-ray, and best picture winners.
TV listings and recaps: IMDb provides a list of popular TV shows with their air time and channel. They also offer complete episode recaps for most popular shows.
Celebrity news: Browse who's hot in the STARmeter, see celebrity birthdays in Born Today, and ready the celebrity message boards
Browse history: Complete stream of all movies you reviewed and every listing you view.
Multiple language support: Available worldwide in English (US/UK), Spanish, German, French, Portuguese, Italian, Japanese, Korean and Chinese.
Tablet optimized layout: Looks great on a 7 or 10 inch display.
The Not-so-good
Ad supported: Most pages have small ads at the bottom. It would be nice to see a paid version without the ads.
No social stream: It would be nice if I could see what movies my friends are watching in a unified activity stream.
No desktop widgets: Not really needed, but it would be nice to see some widget support.
Can't purchase movie tickets: Some services allow you to buy movie tickets directly in the app.
Can't identify movies: Now I'm just requesting features. I'd like to see a movie ID feature similar to Yahoo's IntoNow.
Final Words
IMDb for Android is not only the best source for movie info, but it is one of my all time favorite apps. Other developers should look to the app for inspiration on what a great experience feels like. If you are a fan of movies, this is a must have app.


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As a young man James Carroll, the Boston Globe columnist, author and former priest, stepped into his father's shoes while studying at Georgetown University in Washington. For one summer, he was an FBI intern; his dad served in the FBI until 1948, at which point he was commissioned as an intelligence officer by the Air Force. One day the FBI interns were invited to a meet-and-greet with the U.S. attorney general.
At the meet-and-greet Carroll took his place in the receiving line until he got to shake hands with the attorney general, who asked him his name, where he was studying and what he planned to do in the future. Carroll told the attorney general that once his internship was over, he was going to a seminary to study for the priesthood.
The attorney general replied, "Get out in the streets with the Protestants, and fight for civil rights. We don't have enough Catholics out there. The Protestants are taking the lead on this."
The year was 1962. The attorney general was Robert Kennedy.
Hearing Kennedy speak about civil rights — and not anti-communism or any of a host of other issues — as the leading cause for the United States at that time "validated my calling," Carroll recalled during a Sept. 30 symposium on Catholics and the media. "It showed me what I needed to do."
Carroll served as a civil rights and a community organizer in Washington and New York. He left the priesthood in 1974, five years after his ordination, to become a writer.


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Oracle floats Java EE for cloud
Reform, regrets, and compromise?
Oracle has begun pushing another new version of Java while planning to shake up the group responsible for Java whose rules it has ignored in the past.
The database giant says it's working with the Java Community Process (JCP) on a set of proposals for Java Enterprise Edition (Java EE) 7.0 that will make Java EE "relevant for the cloud".
The Java Specification Requests (JSRs) that Oracle and the JCP are cooking up will be released "shortly" and will make Java EE "the best application server built for the cloud", according to Oracle's vice president of product development for application grid products Ajay Patel, speaking during an Oracle webcast on Tuesday.
Java EE is the building block of Java application servers such as Oracle's WebLogic, bought with BEA Systems for $8.5bn in 2008, and WebSphere from Oracle's number-one Java rival IBM. Java EE is also used by open source app servers that have stolen business from WebLogic and WebSphere: Red Hat's JBoss and tc Server from SpringSource, owned by VMware.
Java EE 7.0 will accompany changes for JCP, the Java community body responsible for ratifying changes.
Patel said the structure of the JCP would be changed, and suggested that these changes could be connected to the proposals for Java EE itself. Patel said that Oracle is "looking at the JCP process" and some JSRs "are about transforming the JCP itself."
"We want input and innovation from the community," he said. Patel reckoned that Oracle would be "inclusive" while also driving the pace of change "more aggressively" – if that's at all possible. "From a product perspective it's about keeping [Java] current and keeping it relevant," Patel said.
This is the first offer from Oracle to be inclusive concerning Java. The roadmap for Java Standard Edition (Java SE) 7 and 8, currently working its way through the JCP, was authored by Oracle and those Sun engineers that the database giant had decided to keep onboard following the acquisition of Sun Microsystems.
Oracle presented Java SE 7 and 8 as a fait accompli, saying it would push the plan through no matter what.
While Java SE is the foundation of Java EE, it has always been less of a priority for big enterprise vendors. Java EE, however, is a different game – and Oracle won't be able to bully through Java EE 7.0 because millions of dollars of other companies' business is involved.
IBM has the largest Java app-server market share with WebSphere, Red Hat owns a decent stake thanks to the once-disruptive JBoss, and SpringSource is now owned by virtualization market-share leader and cloud enabler VMware. Historically, enterprise Java vendors have been forced to collaborate on the features they want in Java EE for the sake of compatibility of features between their app servers to let devs easily port their apps.
Relations with Java community members hit rock bottom last year concerning Java EE when Oracle refused to grant the Apache Software Foundation a license for its Project Harmony implementation. Oracle broke the JCP's rules by refusing to grant Apache a license and its actions saw individual JCP members quit the executive committee leading Java SE and EE, and Apache, leave the JCP.
Oracle attempted to replace one empty EC seat with one of its own customers, the unknown Hologic. The company's candidacy was thumpingly rejected by JCP members during an election that also returned Apache to the EC in a near-unanimous decision.
Tackling the Hologic incident, Patel said that Oracle had done a "poor job" explaining why it had put forward Hologic. Most saw it as a simple attempt by Oracle to stuff the EC with sympathizers. According to Patel, Oracle's actual goal is to bring more of a customer focus.
He said Oracle has been working with some of its largest customers using Java strategically in the enterprise about taking a seat on the EC, to break out from the technology-community bias.
That could still pose a problem and raise questions about motivation on the part of Oracle, and impartiality on the part of EC nominees, if the giant again proposes its own Java users for top positions in the JCP.
Oracle, meanwhile, is still uncertain about what to do about the iconic JavaOne Conference it inherited from Sun. Under Sun, JavaOne was a big event held annually in San Francisco's Moscone conference center. Under Oracle's imaugural stewardship last year, JavaOne was kicked out of Moscone for the 41,000 attendees of Oracle's OpenWorld conference.
JavaOne was spread across three venues in a part of town known more for its week-to-week hotels, with coders stretched between sessions and unable to network thanks to bad timing and geography. Patel said a better JavaOne is "the number-one conversation happening in the executive ranks" and that Java developers want to attend a marquee event.
"We are looking at a choice of a September JavaOne in an environment that's much more suited to networking. ... I can assure you this is getting the highest attention," he said. ®


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Construction continues on new Fantasyland attractions at Magic Kingdom, the largest expansion in the theme park's 40-year history.
Chris Beatty, senior creative director of the project, gave some details about the future attractions during a behind-the-construction-walls peek Thursday.
•The new wall for Cinderella Castle will divide the old section of Fantasyland from the new side, and this reflected even in its design. The more weathered side of the wall will face the expansion. "It wants to be a little older," Beatty said. The wall, the beginnings of which the public can currently see, will look "like it's always been there," he said.
•Although we can currently see Eric's castle above the new Little Maid ride, it won't be visible from the entrance when Fantasyland is complete. It will be blocked by the Seven Dwarfs Mine Train roller coaster. Beatty said the idea is for there to be a surprise around every corner when walking through the new land.
•Guests will first be steered toward the area dedicated to "Beauty and the Beast," including the Be Our Guest restaurant. Dining will be in three areas there: the main ballroom, the West Wing (with special effects involving a rose) and a gallery space. Beatty touted the details within the spaces. "The ballroom is just exquisite," he says.
•Gaston's Tavern will be decorated with "tons of antlers," Beatty says. His portrait will be inside and a statue of him will stand outside. "Gaston's spirit will be well represented there," Beatty says.
•Beast's castle will also look weathered. It will be "as it was enchanted — not after Belle arrived," Beatty says. "I think it definitely will be a destination in the park."
•Construction on the Mine Train now indicates about how high the finished ride will be. I would guess taller than Barnstormer, but not as nearly high as Space Mountain.
•The expansion will have a lot of trees (including "big old character trees") and water elements, including five waterfalls on Under the Sea: Journey of Little Mermaid ride, which still looks very unfinished, of course. "The façade will soften dramatically," Beatty said.
The first phase of the Fantasyland expansion — a part of Storybook Circus, including the Dumbo ride and the re-imagined Barnstormer — opened in March. The rest of the project will open in phases, Disney has said without specifying which parts or when. The entire expansion will be complete in 2014.
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You can also crystallise a whole flower. These are David Austin roses from my garden. They really are the best and wonderfully scented.
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Crystallising flowers and making a flower ice bowl
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I love the idea of doing this with flowers. It looks stunning.ReplyDelete
Pretty, pretty, pretty!ReplyDelete
Good tip on the bugs...
I take it that is jonathans mum? How beautiful! I wish I were coming on sat for hardeeps food too.ReplyDelete
That bowl is fabl. How long before it melted ?ReplyDelete
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Oh that flower ice bowl - Absolutely Beautiful!ReplyDelete
Love the ice bowl! Giving some some ideas for my sister's baby shower, thanks!ReplyDelete
The ice bowl is stunning, and such a good idea! I need to get back down to London one weekend and eat your food, it all looks so yummy!ReplyDelete
OMG that's stunning. I'm a huge fan of edible flowers - they're just so hard to get a hold of if you haven't got a garden and you're not keen on pesticide-flavoured roses...ReplyDelete
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Kaler would impose the ban, which could begin in 2014 after an educational campaign. More than 1,100 colleges and universities in Minnesota ban smoking on campus.
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In terms of spreading their genes lol haha, Im half chinese so so.. yeah
Don't count the days, make the days count
I believe it's important to keep our ethnic culture, but we should also fit into the society we live in...
Therefore, chinese overseas must speak their language :)
being in a different country is no excuse to not know your own language
UBC Science or UTSG Rotman Commerce?
well be half and half my mandarin is very limited but im learning it and studying it hard . Its my heritage.
but your obsession wouldn't let you wait
I am part Chinese, as my grandmother was born in Guangdong to pure Chinese parents and migrated to Taiwan. She is still alive, but now so far away - so I regret not tapping her brain enough for lingual and cultural wisdom. However, ever since I was a child and even up to this day I have attempted to learn more about the Chinese culture.
The other (and major) part of me is Filipino, and it now pains me to hear of the strife between China and the Philippines - especially now that I am abroad in NZ. I have adopted the stance that China is sovereign in the matter of the islands' possession rights (for reasons of precedence, ability to sustain maintenance, etc.), but naturally I still feel torn between two loyalties. I feel that for a person of mixed heritage, these are difficult times.
I can only pray that I will not meet any more hostility due to my heritage than I have already met.
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I'm a full chinese but because I've lived in South Africa all my life, I can't read or write the language at all. I'm like most of the other abroad ones-being able to speak and understand, but not much else. Over hear I only get to hear about the bad side of China on the news and it looks to me that the western culture is more attractive than the lifestyle in China. But I'm not really judgemental on the subject as I've only been to China a few times to visit my relatives and not seeing anything much.
"Never judge a book by it's cover, always judge an anime by it's fanbase"
Forcing respect is something I have little respect for.
I rike turtles
Now China can not explore their culture to the world and Chinese Traditional culture are losing in the Chine, so the oversea Chinese lose their bolster pride.
I forgot most of chinese word and I only learn the words and etc for 1st gr(I think)
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31243, Hymns, Come, Let Us Sing an Evening Hymn, no. 167
1. Come, let us sing an evening hymn
To calm our minds for rest,
And each one try, with single eye,
To praise the Savior best.
2. Yea, let us sing a sacred song
To close the passing day,
With one accord call on the Lord
And ever watch and pray.
3. Oh, thank the Lord for grace and gifts
Renewed in latter days,
For truth and light to guide us right
In wisdom's pleasant ways,
4. For ev'ry line we have received
To turn our hearts above,
For ev'ry word and ev'ry good
That fill our souls with love.
5. Oh, let us raise a holier strain
For blessings great as ours,
And be prepared while angels guard
Us through our slumb'ring hours.
6. Oh, may we sleep and wake in joy,
While life with us remains,
And then go home beyond the tomb,
Where peace forever reigns.
Text: William W. Phelps, 1792-1872. Included in the first LDS hymnbook, 1835.
Music: Tracy Y. Cannon, 1879-1961
Colossians 3:16-17
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Ryan White @ AIDS 2012: Workforce Ideas
U.S. funding for the global HIV/AIDS epidemic started over a decade ago—first under early initiatives and then with large-scale PEPFAR support. As funds traveled overseas, the trip was never made alone. People and ideas were shared with countries and community agencies—on clinical training, quality, data, and many other topics. Many of the best practices and tools were developed by the Ryan White Community under HRSA funding. PCAT became ClASS. AETCs set the mold for I-TECH. CAREWare went International.
A Common Challenge
There may be signs that insights and best practices are ready to make a return trip to the U.S.—specifically on dealing with the worldwide dilemma of shortages in the health care workforce. Healthcare Workforce: Who Cares and Where? (TUBS04) reviewed ideas like task sharing (e.g., nurses as prescribers), job training, and retention techniques (e.g., fast-track promotion opportunities, part-time employment of retired staff). Similar ideas for an expanded role for nurses were shared in PEPFAR Pre-Service Training: The Medical and Nursing Education Partnership Initiatives (TUSA03), co-chaired by HRSA HAB's Dr. Parham Hopson, which featured PEPFAR training work under the uniquely-named MEPI and NEPI.
HRSA has been tackling the topic of the shrinking health workforce for a number of years. A 2008 HRSA HIV/AIDS Bureau consultation meeting, HIV/AIDS Workforce Meeting: Setting an Agenda for Action, zeroed in on some of these same challenges—and ways to respond. In the U.S., the Ryan White AETC Program continues to focus on expanding the pool of qualified HIV practitioners. AETCs conducted 150,000 trainings each year for 2008 and 2009.
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Samsung has announced quite a few new Android tablets in the past few months, including four models in the Galaxy TabPRO/NotePRO family and another three in the Galaxy Tab4 series. A new rumor suggests that Sammy's not done crafting new slates quite yet, though. Spec details for a new SM-T800 tablet have leaked.
According to SamMobile, Samsung is prepping a new Android tablet with the model number SM-T800. This device is rumored to pack a 10.5-inch display that uses Super AMOLED display tech rather than an LCD panel like most of Samsung's other tablets. The full spec rundown for the SM-T800 looks like this:
- 10.5-inch 2560×1600 Super AMOLED display
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- 16GB/32GB/64GB internal storage
- microSD slot
- 7900mAh battery
- Android 4.4.2 KitKat
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The New York Office of the United Nations Institute for Training and Research (UNITAR) organized on 1 September a seminar exploring the links between democracy and development, a vast and complex issue where political rhetoric often supplants rational analysis. Yvonne Lodico, Head of UNITAR New York Office, presented the issues at stake and asked whether democracy is a necessary element for economic development or an obstacle in view of massive development needs.
Morton Halperin, former US diplomat and senior advisor to the Open Society Foundations, started from the premise that to understand the link between democracy and development, one needs to understand the nature of economic development. Development has to be based on a country's own culture. The Permanent Representative of India to the United Nations, Manjeev Singh Puri, highlighted that India, as the world's largest democracy, is doing its own reflection on democracy and development. India chose democracy after independence because it was the best way to manage the country's population and to ensure a sense of ownership of the government, especially after colonization. He noted, however, that a country needs strong institutions to develop, no matter the form of government. But does this mean that the existence of a benevolent dictator could allow one country to achieve development without democracy? According to Morton Halperin, China is testing this very theory.
Dan Zhang, Counsellor at the Permanent Mission of China to the United Nations, disagreed with this statement. According to Ms. Zhang, the socialist democratic system in China is based on its history and on its own understanding of democracy, adapted to the Chinese culture. The Chinese Communist Party takes a people-centred approach to improve the livelihood of its people and the rule of law. Roland Rich, Executive Head of the UN Democracy Fund, also pointed out that the "development states" in East Asia ultimately failed because they adopted a market-based model of development to bring about economic growth, but ignored the people. Therefore, democracies achieve a qualitative growth - their political leadership must maintain popular support. Also there was an emphasis that a true democracy will strive to limit corruption and to promote good governance.
Overall, it seems that everyone can agree that democracy brings about sustainable development. Also, it is apparent after the discussion that the idea of democracy is adapted differently according to each nation's history and cultures.
The video above is also available on the UN Webcast.
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SF Bay Area range that allows 6 year olds?
Any of you calgunners know if there's a shooting range here in the SF Bay Area (or any where around the bay area) that allows 6 year old kids to shoot pistol? My 6 1/2yr old daughter has been wanting to shoot but I have no idea where to take her.
Thanks guys and gals!
USI in Concord. http://unitedsportsmen.com/)
5 membership clubs use USI - http://unitedsportsmen.com/club-membership/
Join Diablo rod & gun (The fun club) http://diablorodandgun.com/
The have a great program for kids. Best of all it takes place on the multi purpose
range with only 22's at that time. This helps when kids are starting out.
Best of all it's free and has been a great program for my son the past few years.
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Musketeers is the youth rifle/pistol program sponsored by the Diablo Gun Club. It is designed for children or grandchildren of USI members between the ages of 8 and 18. No fee is accessed and all the ammo and targets are supplied by the Diablo Gun Club. This is a fun youth group which teaches rifle/pistol safety along with an NRA Sportsmanship qualification program.
If ever time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin.
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sunnyvale rod and gun says "6 and up"
no mention of kids rates, so I guess it would be an extra $15 which kinda seems high.
However, there is a nice lake nearby across the street and several areas to check out the stream just little further up the road.
IIRC they also have several "22 only" ranges and a "22 only rapid fire" range.
Firing periods are 15 minutes or the discretion of Range Master.
No children under 6 are allowed on the range. Children age 6 through 17 must be coached by an adult who is within arm's length and paying full attention to the minor child .
Actually, I've been a longtime member of Diablo Rod & Gun Club and even longer user of the USI of Concord range, and I was disappointed to find out that nobody less than 8 years of age is allowed past the parking lot.
If it was a snake, it would have bit me.
Use the goog to search calguns
Even though they're a bit spendy at $20 an hour, there's a new indoor, 10 lane range here in Modesto that I and my 8YO kid went to check out. Took the SR22 and several other pistols.
According to them, they won't let anyone under the age of 12 shoot any pistols for "insurance reasons." When I explained that other ranges I frequent don't have this limitation, they said that they were probably fudging the rules as set forth by their insurance and that 90% of ranges all use the same carrier and have a similar, if not the same, insurance policy.
For the same "insurance reasons," they don't allow any rapid fire, fast followups, or double taps. They don't allow drawing from holster except for their members and you have to go through their class.
I smiled, said thanks and left. (with no intent to return)
None of the private clubs, or other ranges, here in the area have such a restriction or if they do, enforcement is very lax. I've seen kids as young as 5 shooting 22 pistols of all kinds.
When I practice for defensive shooting, I ALWAYS practice 2 in the chest and one in the head. I told the counter guy at the new range here that he's likely to lose some business over their stringent rules. He didn't seem to concerned about it ... they are the only game in Modesto, for now. With rules like that, I'll go where I can safely shoot the way I want to shoot and with whom I want to shoot with.
Once the snow melts, it's National Forest Land for me and mine.
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The uric acid urine test measures the amount
uric acid in a sample of urine collected over 24
hours. Uric acid is produced from the natural breakdown of your body's cells
and from the foods you eat.
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tophi. High levels of uric acid in the urine can cause
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A uric acid urine test is done
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The normal values listed here—called a reference range—are just a guide. These ranges vary from lab to lab, and your lab may have a different range for what's normal. Your lab report should contain the range your lab uses. Also, your doctor will evaluate your results based on your health and other factors. This means that a value that falls outside the normal values listed here may still be normal for you or your lab.
Results are usually available in 1 to 2 days.
milligrams (mg) per 24-hour urine sample
millimoles (mmol) per 24-hour urine
Women typically have slightly lower uric acid
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Many conditions can change uric acid
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CitationsFischbach FT, Dunning MB III, eds. (2009).
Manual of Laboratory and Diagnostic Tests, 8th ed.
Philadelphia: Lippincott Williams and Wilkins.Other Works ConsultedChernecky CC, Berger BJ (2008). Laboratory Tests and Diagnostic Procedures, 5th ed. St. Louis:
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Manual of Laboratory and Diagnostic Tests, 8th ed.
Philadelphia: Lippincott Williams and Wilkins.Pagana KD, Pagana TJ (2010). Mosby's Manual of Diagnostic and Laboratory Tests, 4th ed. St. Louis: Mosby.
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The first contact I ever had with Jerry Nelson was in 2008, when I sent him a gushing fan letter, which he responded to very quickly, with an incredible signed picture of Count von Count that is forever framed on my wall. As a thank you, I drew a picture of Jerry surrounded by his characters and sent that to him as well... which he signed and sent back just as quickly. This was long before The Muppet Mindset, but Jerry was a giving and caring man, happy to help if it would make someone else happy.
My favorite example of Jerry helping when he didn't have to came this past Christmas. My good friend absolutely loves Robin the Frog. I decided to ask Jerry if he would be willing to sign a photo of Robin for my friend. His response is so perfectly Jerry that I had to share it here. He said, "By all rights you should ask Matt Vogel to sign it, but I don't mind." Jerry signed that picture and had it back to me within a week... and I will never be able to thank him enough. It wasn't a picture meant for me, but it meant so much to me. Knowing that the great Jerry Nelson was willing to take time for someone like me blew me away. I have a feeling that Jerry would have taken that time for anyone, anywhere. I was just unbelievably lucky enough to know him and be able to ask him.
Perhaps the greatest honor I've had in my life was the chance to interview Jerry Nelson. Getting to ask this legendary man my questions is a privilege and a moment that I will never forget. What truly moved me, however, was that Jerry answered all of my questions. I asked him more questions than I care to count (although the Count probably delighted in counting them all), but he never complained or questioned it. He always seemed thrilled to be answering and eager to see the interview go up. I really can't express what an honor it was to interview Jerry Nelson, and again I could never possibly thank him enough. My favorite question that I asked Jerry came near the end of the final part of our interview. Here it is...
RYAN: What would you like to be remembered for? If you could shape your legacy, what would it be?
JERRY: Jerry Nelson. He was mostly on time.
Jerry Nelson was nothing but wonderful and generous to me. He opened up and made me laugh and smile and cry in our interview. I will treasure each and every one of our emails forever. But even more powerful is what Jerry meant to me. He has been a monumental influence on me my entire life. His humor, his heart, his music, and his good will to all people has shaped me in ways I can't possibly express. He taught me to count. He taught me how to rock. He taught me to explore. He taught me how to throw boomerang fish. He taught me about halfway down the stairs. He taught me to never cry over spilled milk. He taught me to be a better person. He was the most fun teacher anyone could ever ask for.
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