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Fourteen years ago, in one of the worst genocides in recent history, nearly a million Rwandan Tutsis and their sympathizers were butchered in the span of one hundred days. How does an impoverished African nation ever recover from that? By wooing tourists, of course. Jay Kirk takes a holiday in Rwanda, where the hotels, the golf, and the unspeakably profound encounters with mountain gorillas exist in surreal relation to a very dark past.
On our seventh day in Rwanda, somewhere between Kibuye and Ruhengeri, on yet another devastated dirt road winding through yet another breathtaking landscape, Darren informed us that the hair on his arms appeared to be growing much more quickly than usual. Not at an alarming rate, but still, more growth than he'd ever noticed back in Los Angeles.
He put an arm between the front seats of the Land Rover so we could see for ourselves. Ernest and I agreed: His arms looked ape-y. One expected to be changed by travel; one looked for little symptoms in oneself, signs of alteration, but did this count as a valid transformation?
Ernest had never heard of such a thing. Once, he'd had a client who'd come all the way from Australia just to punch a mountain gorilla in the face, but nothing quite like this.
Jenn and Michael were in the Nissan Patrol somewhere behind us. We'd passed them not long ago, pulled over to the side of the road, handing out crayons to a group of children dressed in rags. Maridadi, their driver, was standing off to the side, laughing at the mayhem. All their friends back in New Hampshire thought they were crazy to come here on vacation. Darren had come to make a documentary, and I was here writing a piece about the alleged rebirth of the country's tourism trade, but Michael and Jenn had just come along for the experience.
Of course, by now we had each privately grown suspect of our own motives for taking a vacation to a country forever dened by bloodshed. At the worst moments, I wondered if we were soul-sick vampires, in search of souvenirs among the ashes. Or were my friends and I just benumbed Westerners looking for something to startle us awake? Very likely we were not so different from the man willing to travel halfway round the world just to punch a mountain gorilla in the face. Sometimes you'll do anything to remember you're alive.
And who's to say? Perhaps the Australian who traveled to Rwanda just to punch a mountain gorilla is not so very different from the Hutu who, when asked why he had participated in the genocide, reported that "killing was less wearisome than farming."
But the killing is long over. The country of Rwanda has woken from its dreadful nightmare and is open for business. If you believe most reports, relative stability has been achieved, the country is truly safe, and the borders are more or less secure from incursions by the ousted Hutu militias that still haunt the contiguous forests of the Democratic Republic of Congo. The whole country has a feel of rejuvenation. The capital city of Kigali is thriving. Everywhere you look, there are cranes poised like red metal giraffes, slabs of concrete bristling with rebar, and cairns of clean bricks piled up along Boulevard de la Révolution. There's a new American embassy going up, and they're rebuilding the parliamentary Conseil National de Développement, damaged during the war. The Supreme Court building is getting a fresh coat of paint, and on every other corner is a shiny new bank. And while tourists aren't exactly ocking to Rwanda yet, the annual numbers are not unimpressive: 16,000 visited in 2003; 31,000 in 2006—this in contrast to the sixty-one tourists who came in 1994, the year of the genocide.
To its credit, the tourism board, or Office Rwandais du Tourisme et des Parcs Nationaux—whom we will come to know affectionately as the ORTPN—has not tried to sweep its nation's violent history under the rug in order to lure tourists but has actually integrated it into the package, offering visits to very graphic and disturbing genocide memorials right alongside its ample eco-menu of awe-inspiring biodiversions. Though Rwanda is one of the poorer nations in Africa, so of course it needs the dollars, I do not believe it means to capitalize on the tragedy at all. On the other hand, there is this other thing the tourism board might capitalize upon, wittingly or not. And that is that there is no other place on earth where you can visit mountain gorillas one day, discover the true cosmic dimensions of the banana the next, feel haunted and overwhelmed and harrowed to your very brink, and for the same price of admission, feel more awake than you have ever felt.
Maybe it's the cold bucket of history over the head. Maybe it's the collective effort of everyone around you to stay conscious, the shocked look of so many people who are still just waking up from the worst nightmare of their lives to realize that, yes, it was all for real. And while it's true that you may question whether or not you were fully awake before you got here, you will also probably spend an inordinate amount of time trying to lull yourself back to sleep, wherever you can nd alcohol, because part of you will realize that being awake, really awake—well, it's just not in your nature. That is, if you're like me and you hail from the land of the ox, and you've become accustomed to—even begun to desire—the substitution of the virtual for the real, you probably prefer the dream to the directly experienced. But no matter how stuck you are in your digital simulator, however "experientially avoidant" you may be (as I was recently diagnosed by a cognitive-behavioral therapist), you will not remain immune to this odd sensation of waking up in Rwanda to discover, however disconcertingly at first, that not only do you have hair growing out of your arms, but your body also appears to possess these extra dimensions you had not taken into account of late. That you have been going around for some time a mere half-awake version of yourself. Just as you now realize that all along you've been eating these things that bear only a half-awake resemblance to a banana. And this is because, in Rwanda, a banana possesses at least seven dimensions, whereas in America, like most everything else, you get two at best.
On our third day, we drove toward Akagera National Park, where we hoped to see the sort of big game that roams in abundance in bordering Tanzania. As we travel east, the landscape broadens, the banana groves thicken, and my eyes cease to sting from the haze of smog that clings to Kigali. Along the way, we see crews of men in tart pink uniforms doing roadwork with pickas, clearing rubble or digging ditches. These are the many convicted génocidaires. As young men, most of them were recruited into the civilian Hutu militia, or Interahamwe, and trained to kill with an efficiency that would make the Rwandan genocide the most rapid in human history.
As we get farther into the countryside, we see these same men working the elds with machetes, always dressed in the same easily spotted outts. The sight of men in pink is commonplace, if not quite mundane. They are everywhere, chopping at the weeds. The sight of the killers becomes ordinary in the worst imaginable sense of the word.
There are virtually no cars on the roads, only countless pedestrians moving along both shoulders and overladen bicycles wobbling out of the way as quickly as possible as we y through villages. Women wear kitenge, plain oral wraps, maybe matched with a d.a.r.e. T-shirt or one emblazoned with Ren and Stimpy or Hulk Hogan, babies tied to their backs, baskets lled with bananas or cassava balanced on their heads—not only these but also large, unwieldy bundles of rewood, men and women alike performing the feat, head-balancing large mud bricks, foam twin mattresses stacked four high, cases of orange Fanta, small engines, battered plaid suitcases, sacks of onions and carrots. I see people carrying backpacks—backpacks!—on their heads. Only the truly onerous hauls are saved for the national pack animal—the bicycle—upon which they somehow miraculously transport even more mind-boggling quantities of freight: eight cases of Primus beer balanced on the crossbar, a hut's worth of sorghum, and always, always bikes struggling under great clumsy pyramids of the plastic yellow jerricans, salvaged ten-gallon oil containers, a dozen or more at a time, which are used to transport water for its every conceivable use.
On the hillsides, here and there, are shiny corrugated-metal-roofed shanties, little Levittowns along the edges of the coffee plantations. These are new villages, Ernest says, built for Tutsi exiles back after the war. Before joining the Rwandan Patriotic Front and returning home, Ernest himself had lived in exile as a boy. He had ed with his parents in the early '60s, shortly after Rwanda gained independence and the first wave of massacres followed the handover from the Belgian colonizers to the Hutu majority. By 1963, as many as 14,000 Tutsi are estimated to have been killed. Prior to this, the Tutsi had enjoyed a position of privilege, having been left with a modicum of the status they'd held for hundreds of years as feudal lords, before the arrival of the Europeans. By 1990 there were between 200,000 and 500,000 Tutsi living in exile. It would later be out of this great displaced populace that the RPF would build its army and ght its way to victory under Major General Paul Kagame. In Kenya, where the Ntagozera family had ed, Ernest eventually got a job as a professional guide for Abercrombie & Kent, one of the big safari operators there. For eighteen years, he took clients out on tours of his adopted land, including a few big stars like Kim Basinger, James Earl Jones, and Robert Wagner. In 1985 he took out the Holy Father himself, Pope John Paul II.
"He loved the animals a lot," Ernest says. "He blessed every single animal that we met," including one baby rhino who'd been specially own in to the pope's camp from an animal orphanage in Nairobi on a DC-3—no doubt in hopes of getting his kind taken off the endangered-species list. On the other hand, during the genocide, the Vatican's effectiveness would be limited to a synod of African bishops called together in Rome, where discussions were quickly bogged down by lengthy and irrelevant debate over liturgical vestments, polygamy, and drumming in church.
After the war, Ernest's mother, who died in 2006 at the age of 84, nally returned from exile. "She always said, 'I don't care if I step in Rwanda and I die the next day. I just want to go home.' It was the most important thing to her in the world," he says.
We are stopped in the road, waiting for a herd of goats being led across by a small boy with a switch, and Ernest watches the boy as if watching a part of his own memory.
"She was a little bit sad because my father never got to see home again," he says. He gives the horn a toot to hurry along the memory. His father, who had worked as a professional hunter, had died in exile. Most of Ernest's family, of course, who did not go into exile, who stayed behind, were killed. His uncle Xavier was killed in Kibungo prefecture with his wife and seven children. In all he lost 122 relatives.
As we get farther into the country, mud huts with corrugated-metal roofs give way to mud huts with thatched roofs, and little cheering kids leap out of the red dust left in Maridadi's wake to howl at us. "Agachupa! Agachupa!"
"What are they saying?"
"Agachupa," Ernest says. "They want your plastic water bottles." Our empties. To carry water on their long walk to school. They are the children's version of the ubiquitous yellow jerricans. We can't drink enough water to keep up with the demand, but we try our best.
Inside the park, we are now eating Maridadi's dust—blood-red particles of laterite soil, to be geologically specic. It coats the inside of the Land Rover and within a few hours will turn my white shirt pink. We are in bush country—a dry and sparsely treed woodland of low acacias and termite mounds that look like Khmer temples—grinding along a road that is entirely without mercy or forgiveness or hope of redemption.
Ernest identies a few trees: Grevillea robusta, Euphorbia candelabrum. He points out a blob of crumpled blue tinfoil in a tree. Lamprotornis superbus. Superb starling. Before starting his own private company, Ernest was director of tourism for the national parks and worked steadily to help resurrect those parks, most of which had been free-for-all zones for poachers and illegal timber interests until the government began to focus its energies on preservation, tourism, and subsidizing community projects to keep locals from poaching wildlife. Ernest himself trained an army of professional guides, trackers, and park rangers and personally oversaw the building of countless lodges, trails, roads, etc., while the ORTPN secured international funding to save the parks' native ora and fauna and began educating villagers that it really was in their best interest not to deplete the objects of wonder that brought in tourists, since with those tourists came money that, through revenue sharing, is now funneled back into the villages for schools, medicine, irrigation projects, and the like. Boundaries were demarcated. The presence of armed soldiers put a stop to logging and curtailed illegal hunting. There are now plans under way to restock rhinoceros in Akagera, and eventually the same will be done with elephants.
"Oh, look there," Ernest says. "Impala." It is our first African wildlife sighting. The impala look like your garden-variety suburban white-tailed deer but with lyre-shaped horns. They graze, get nervous, then bound off. After an hour we have seen more impala, butteries, a few more starling superbus, and a sun-bleached cow skull, but not much else.
"It is too hot," Ernest says. "The animals are in there, in the shade." He points at the endless tawny grass. Ordinarily, he says, this area would be chock-full of zebra. But it hasn't rained for some time, everything is brown, and the animals have gone higher in search of water and greener grass. Of course, a lot of the animals were poached for food during the war. The entire time we will pass only one other group of tourists, an older couple with their college-age son, to whom, as we skirted their vehicle at a tricky spot in the road, Darren grinned out the window and delivered a cheerful if unreciprocated "Howdy."
"They are French," Ernest said. "I do not think they say 'Howdy.' " He has a sour look on his face when he says how the Rwandan government blames the French for having helped facilitate the genocide. Their involvement was plain to all Rwandans, he practically shouts. It was the French who sold machetes to the Hutu, French soldiers who trained the militia, the French who provided refuge for deposed Hutu extremist leaders.
After another hour or more of gameless viewing, we climb up to a stunning view over the rounded rolling hills and a slate blue lake. We get out at the top to stretch and pee. The acacia trees are splatted on the hillside below like meaningless Rorschachs.
"Did you dudes see the lion?" Michael says.
Frustrated that he hasn't been able to show us more game—any game, really—Ernest suggests that, it being close to lunch, we head to the lodge, and then we can go visit one of the tea plantations in the afternoon. We'll have better luck looking for big game early tomorrow morning.
Apparently, Maridadi knows a shortcut to the lodge. But no sooner have we accepted defeat and started back than Maridadi's truck lurches to a stop ahead of us.
"Look!" Ernest says. "Baboons!"
They are under a g tree. A group of maybe twenty olive baboons. A few are in the branches, but most are on the ground below. The dominant male sits in the shade while the others take turns presenting their asses to him to inspect at close range, lick, and then dismiss with an approbatory smack.
"Have you ever seen one attack a human?" Darren asks.
"No, but I've seen them ght amongst themselves. They are very vicious. They have teeth like a dog's."
Next we see a group of gazelle, wagging their tails like puppies. A few topi spring by, mid in with a few oribi, just to confuse us. Then a herd of eland—the largest of the antelope species—makes a grand, quivering-dewlapped appearance. As if choreographed for maximum effect, below them a giant herd of black Cape buffalo thunders by in the opposite direction over the hill. As I follow with my binoculars, watching as they make their way over the crest, my view is suddenly obstructed by a yellow webbed blur. I focus, glass upward. Refocus, glass a little higher. What exactly do I have here?
"Holy mother of God!" Darren shouts.
Gasps all around. A giraffe! It is no more than twenty yards away, nipping the leaves off the upper reaches of a nearby tree. Where did it come from? While it chews, it stares at us unafraid. When we drive closer, it does not run away. Then, as if from nowhere, two more giraffes materialize out of the trees. Then six.
"Holy shit!" Perched in the backseat window, Darren pans his camera over the gathering of extraterrestrials. "This is fucking obscene!"
With their black-and-yellow fur, their stubby horns like eye stalks, and the way they move, lurching almost aquatically, they look like gigantic yet innitely graceful banana slugs. They are hyperclose. One giraffe, even more gigantic than the rest, steps out in front of us and blocks the road to get at the sweet tips of an acacia. They are so strange looking. Despite their apparent benevolence, it is not a stretch to imagine laser rays shooting from their eyes, scorching everything in sight. In the other truck, Jenn's awestruck face is pressed to the window, gaping at the giraffe, silently mouthing the words, it seems to me, I love you.
"All roads must go somewhere, right?" Ernest sounds as if he's trying to convince himself. Though, technically, we are really only interested in the road that will take us to the lodge. I guess we should have been tipped off that we were lost hours earlier when Ernest started saying things under his breath like "This road is bothering me" and "This road keeps appearing and disappearing." And then, long after we had driven clear of anything resembling an actual road, "See? There are tire tracks in the grass. Somebody has come through here."
So much, we thought, for Maridadi's shortcut.
After an hour or so, when we ask if we can get out to take a leak, Ernest won't let us. "I do not trust this grass," he says. "There may be lions."
I duck from the window as the encroaching bush scrapes against the car. Thorny branches screech like bats across the windshield. We are now just following a faint path in the grass, going deeper and deeper into the bush. Despite an occasional sigh, which is more of a trailed-out baritone Zzzzzzzz, Ernest never loses his cool. A man must learn a great deal of patience when he has had to live in exile for thirty years.
Finally we stop, and he and Maridadi have a tense tailgate conference. When he comes back, he says he thinks we've basically gotten off the road and onto some kind of cow path, but that it would make more sense to continue down the cow path than to return down the four or ve hours of rutted and directionless path we came in on. If we went back the way we came, it'd be dark before we got off whatever path we're on—assuming, that is, we were even going in the right direction.
"We might be sleeping in the bush tonight," Ernest says.
The notion that we are on a cow path is soon conrmed by cows blocking our way—giant Ankole cattle with eight-foot-long horns—and then we eventually come to a small cluster of huts at the base of a hill. We had actually passed this squalid habitation a while back. There is a small greasy re outside the main hut, and a handful of children creep toward us and stand around the Rover staring, shyly responding to Ernest's questions. "Amakuru?" "Meza." "Nibyiza."** **After a little while, a wizened skinny old herdsman comes out wearing a purple sweatshirt that looks like he must have found it buried in his backyard. Ernest and the man exchange words for a few moments before the man gets in the backseat with Darren and the warm reek of livestock and banana beer lls the cab. He chats with Ernest in Kinyarwanda ("He's telling me, 'What do you expect, it's a bush road!' "), and then, about twenty minutes later, we come to a visible fork in the cow path. Ernest gives him a few francs and the man hops out and begins his long walk back to his hut. We quickly come to the road, and in no time we're passing a sign to the entrance of the Akagera Game Lodge that says please beware of baboons.
After my shower, and the expulsion of a few pints of bloody grit from my nostrils—enough laterite soil to build my own miniature imitation Khmer termite mound—I go down to meet my companions. Coming out of my room, I nearly trip over a couple of wolfy-looking baboons in the corridor, so I take the long way down to the poolside bar.
Evidently, after the war, they had a hard time getting this lodge back in running order. This is one of the great victories, so far, for Rwandan tourism, however chilling the story is in its own way. During the genocide, when the place had shut down, baboons had taken over the abandoned resort and turned it into their own fortress on the hill. Then, when the ORTPN reopened the lodge, in 2003, the squatters refused to go peacefully. They'd been living here almost ten years, hundreds of them, holed up like bandit kings. They had the best view in the park, a safe haven from their natural predators, the leopards. The government couldn't just pass out eviction notices. Rangers had to come in with Kalashnikovs and clear the place, ghting it out with the baboons all the way down to the front gate, all just to reclaim it for the turistas. After they patched the bullet holes, swept up the glass, and hosed off the tennis courts, they were open for business again. Ever since, the baboons have been exiled to the forest, presumably regrouping, making the occasional sortie into the dining room, waiting for their chance to take it all back.
I nd Michael and Jenn down by the pool, lounging on the brink of an unbelievable panorama of the park's valleys below. Across the lawn is a conical, mansion-sized thatched hut going up on the edge of the property which I am later told will be the presidential suite. Michael made inquiries about getting it for us, but it is not yet ready for guests. Just below the pool, at the edge of the grounds, near the woods, is an old stone cistern. Pink blossoms foat on the muddy water.
There are few tourists in this grand resort. There is the French family with the college boy we passed earlier in the park before getting lost. The son is drinking a Coke and looks suicidally bored. A little bit later, a Belgian couple in matching Indiana Jones safari-style garb appear, but they keep to themselves. Why, I wonder, would they come here as tourists if not to torment their own consciences? To needlessly prod the colonial ghosts? Can a vacation be billed as historical catharsis?
Jenn, in a bikini bottom and a Sleater-Kinney T-shirt, is sitting on the edge of the pool, splashing her feet, and Michael is sprawled out on a chaise longue. Darren is in the water, elbows propped on the ledge. We are sharing our awe over how long Ernest and Maridadi managed to conceal from us the fact that we were lost. Personally, I was grateful not to have known sooner than necessary.
Jenn, being unafraid in general, did not seem to mind that we were lost going on ve hours. In fact, after a few beers, she says she wants to take a walk back down into the park come midnight.
"That's insane," Michael says.
"Denitely insane," Darren says. "You'll get eaten by a lion."
"I'll cast a spell to protect myself," she says.
Darren looks into the darkening woods with an air of gloom. "It's amazing how many animals out there could snuff us out."
Elephant, lion, buffalo, hyena. We compare and contrast and attempt to impose some sort of hierarchy onto the nearly innite variety of horrible deaths by which nature holds it over us. It would be worse to be stomped to death by an elephant than exsanguinated by a lion, but not as bad as being mauled by a buffalo and not nearly so bad as being hamstrung and slowly eaten alive from the ass up by a pack of ravenous hyenas. Much of this fodder is generated by Darren, who before our trip had been conscientious enough to consult a Web site specializing in beast-on-human fatalities in Africa.
"Hyenas, snakes, a lot of lions, but a lot of them were chimps. Completely unprovoked, too. One minute they look perfectly normal. The next minute—" He shakes his head. "Guess what they go for, Jay."
"I'm gonna say testicles."
"Exactly. They're seriously fucking violent. First they disembowel you, and then they tear off your testicles."
I ponder this for a moment, since we are, in fact, half planning to go chimpanzee tracking in a few days.
"We'll be ne," I say.
"The guy I read about got his balls ripped off right in front of his wife."
"If one attacks you, rip its balls off rst," Michael says.
"No, that's the thing," Darren says. "They attack like eight at a time. You wouldn't stand a chance." He is quite in earnest. "As a pack, they all go for the male and they rip them right off. It's the rst thing they do."
"So what are the chances this is gonna happen to us on our chimp tracking?"
"I've thought about it a lot, believe me."
"You've been thinking about this all along?"
"Honestly, I don't fear the gorillas at all. But I fear the chimps. And I think they're gonna smell that on me, and that's what scares me."
"Should we carry clubs?"
"My girlfriend suggested pepper spray."
"Or a stun gun or something."
"Dude," Darren says. "Once it happens, there's nothing you can do. It's like a riot, you know what I mean? And nobody can stop it. They're half your size, and they're as strong as you, and there's like eight of them."
"And they're right at your testicle level, obviously."
"Can't you just kick them in the face?"
"No, no, they kick you in the face."
"Jesus. So let's play golf instead," I say. "Screw the chimps."
He nods. "We can bag the chimps. I've seen chimps, man."
"You have?" I say. "No, you haven't."
"I've seen them in zoos."
Jenn is oating on her back, half listening to us with a euphoric smile, when she abruptly kicks out into the deep end of the pool, exclaiming, admonishing us, "Nothing is dangerous! Nothing is dangerous."
"Jesus," Darren says, "what if the baboons decide to take back the hotel and kill us all in our sleep?"
Michael cackles blackly. "That would be bad."
When Jenn and Michael retire to bed, Darren and I go to the upstairs lounge, where we run into a couple of nice-looking American NGO workers. They're at a table, playing a game with black marble-sized tree pods in a pocked board of wood. They live in Kigali and, if memory serves, work for an organization dedicated to curbing AIDS in Africa, which also has something to do with the fact that there's a package of Prudence Plus condoms in the nightstand of every room I stay in—as standard as the portrait of His Excellency President Paul Kagame over each hotel's check-in desk, more reliable than Gideon's Bible. Allison and Allison—the girls' respective names—are in Akagera for a little weekend R&R. When we ask if we can get them anything from the bar, they tell us to get another bottle of waragi. Having already taken a few slugs of this stuff out of a ask from a stranger at a nightclub in Kigali a few nights earlier, the same night I had found myself onstage between dance acts doing my best Frank Sinatra impression, I make a face, to which the dark-haired Allison says that we just haven't had it mid properly and orders us to procure a pint, a bottle of tonic water, and a bucket of ice. Properly mid, it turns out, _waragi _tastes like a very good gin and tonic.
Once we've exhausted the subjects of AIDS and recent genocide tribunals, and then ordered up yet another bottle of waragi, our expat friends ask what's latest in the States, which leads to the topic of who won the Oscars, which naturally leads to the topic of movies in general, which leads me to declare that my favorite movie of the past few years is still Grizzly Man, which leads Darren to say, as I knew he would, "I fucking hate Werner Herzog."
"Why?" (blond) Allison asks.
"Because he had no right to just sit there like an asshole with the headphones on and deny the audience, that's why," he says, referring to the famous scene where Herzog listens to the nal entry in Timothy Treadwell's video diary as he is eaten alive by a bear. The lens cap of the camcorder had been left on, so only the audio portion is available to Herzog, who refuses to let the audience hear Treadwell's footage as he listens to it, leaving us to ponder only the expression on his face.
"We already know what happened," I say. "He doesn't need to exploit it to get the terror across."
"C'mon. It's the only reason anybody wants to see the movie," Darren says. "So why the fuck doesn't he have the balls to play it?"
"It's not the only reason people went to see it."
"Fuck yes, it is, Jay! Of course it is!"
"He's being eaten alive! Why do we need to hear it? We know he's screaming and begging to God. The violence is implicit. Besides, it's his choice to show restraint." I grin. "Artistically." The girls seem to be in agreement with me, which pisses Darren off more, even though one of the Allisons hasn't even seen the movie.
"Oh Christ. That is such bullshit." Darren waves away my cigarette smoke. "The only reason anybody, and I mean anybody, went to see it was because he gets killed."
"You're ridiculous."
"Everyone going into the movie knows he gets killed by the bear!"
"Exactly!" I say. "We already know going in that he gets eaten by a bear, so why belabor the fucking point? The shock comes from watching the guy goong around, or whatever, showing off in front of the camera, being 'normal,' and then you remember what happens next—or what already happened. The tension underlies every moment of the lm. You never completely forget about what the fucking bear did, so you're always a little off guard."
Actually, come to think of it, watching Herzog is sort of like being in Rwanda. You become complacent. You're going along, and for a moment or two you forget where you are. You actually start to have a pretty good time, you begin to enjoy the beautiful scenery, until the next awful reminder comes along and kicks your legs out from under you, and you think you might vomit at the mere thought of it, at the unspeakable truth beneath every scenic vista and preternaturally tasty banana. It has almost become a game of sorts, in my mind, seeing how long I can go between each moment of remembering. Perhaps it also explains why we are drinking like such ends.
At some point we have shifted, moved ourselves, taken our drinks and gone down to the pool, where we continue the argument. One of the Allisons asks if Darren thinks Herzog robbed him of the pleasure of hearing the death throes of a man being eaten alive. "Do you feel you were denied the experience?"
"Hell yes, that bastard denied me! He denied the audience something he had absolutely no right to withhold. He had absolutely no right!" The girls are wrapped up in blankets on the chaise longues watching Darren fulminate. There is a certain charm to his indignation. Each word is suffused with such conviction, we can't help but feel partially swayed. Perhaps we have been denied a valuable life experience. And what could be worse than that?
But even more than that, it is starting to worry me just a bit that this mutual obsession we share—this incessant question of what it would be like to be eaten alive by: (a) a bear, (b) a chimpanzee, _(c) _a rabid dik-dik, whatever—may have less to do with the animals themselves and more to do with the relative acceptability of being eaten alive by a mindless animal, whereas we do not sit around reexively asking each other to imagine what it would really be like, what it would really _really _be like, to watch a neighbor of many years hack apart your wife and child before your very eyes. Somehow the fear of animals is more bearable. They make a tidy stand-in for our darker, less rational, if altogether more probable fears.
At some point, we realize that Allison and Allison have departed, maybe after the second time a member of the hotel staff came down to courteously request that we stop shouting so the other guests might sleep, and momentarily, left alone, we sit glumly beside one another on the diving board, but then a sudden thump in the woods snaps us out of our drunken reverie.
"What was that?"
"I bet it was a baboon."
"Dirty savages."
We creep over to the edge of the wall, and then, peering into the dark, we see motion down by the edge of the woods. A glimpse of jagged white stripes. After a moment we realize what we're looking at. They are drinking out of the muddy cistern, their stripes faintly glowing in the dark. Seven zebras. I shudder when I think of the leopards out there, waiting for them, maybe lurking just beyond the invisible trees. At the same time, I have an overwhelming desire to wake Jenn, to go for a walk in the woods, to descend into the jungle. Foolishly, even though it's three in the morning, I wake her anyway. Despite the hour, half asleep, she doesn't want to miss the zebras and comes down to see them, but by then the zebras have already slipped back into the woods, as stealthily as they emerged.
In the western part of the country, bright green crops of tea and coffee grow on beautiful, Tuscan-like hills so artfully terraced they look like lumps of scrimshawed jade. At a higher altitude, the air is sweet and cool, and the landscape has an enchanted and hobbity vibe to it. Silver-blue eucalyptus and orange-blossomed jacaranda dot the hillsides. The beauty here is sublime: One could never stage the horrors of history in such a setting. Far below the winding road—about forty-seven barrel rolls down the steep drop to our immediate left that it would take, by my best estimate, before our truck burst into a ball of ames—are tiny gures carrying tiny hoes.
The little kids who run toward us as we speed up the winding roads are much more raggedy than in the east. Dressed in tatters that, to be honest, I would probably not use to clean my bike chain, they stand by the side of the road selling overripe avocados. Clearly, however, they have had much more exposure to tourists than the children of Akagera; instead of shouting "Agachupa!" they hold out their hands, or make the nger-rubbing gesture for money, and shout "Muzungu!"
"_Muzungu _means white man," Ernest says. "Actually, it has nothing to do with being white, per se. The word muzungu means literally 'the person who goes in circles.' " The original term apparently referred to the rst missionaries—the shock troops of the colonists—who would set up a mission, convert the natives, and then move on, set up another mission not far away, convert the natives there, then another, etc., before their eventual return to ground zero. Ergo, the person who goes in circles.
Given the original missionaries' success, the country of Rwanda, like many other African nations during colonial times, was washed clean of its pagan culture and replaced with the frayed belief system of the Europeans. They were so successful that until recently, the country was 90 percent Christian, with more than 60 percent Roman Catholic. Since the genocide, however, many have been leaving the church, and behind their departure is a truth that is difficult to fathom: In the most Christian of African nations, many of the worst massacres actually took place _inside _the churches. And what's even more sickening, the massacres often took place with the complicity of the clergy.
During earlier rehearsals for the genocide, such as the massacres that took place in the early '60s and in the '70s, people had naturally turned to the church for sanctuary. But in 1994, the Hutu anticipated that people would ock to their places of worship seeking refuge. By this point, severe restrictions had been imposed on the Tutsis. A Tutsi could not become an army officer, and soldiers could not marry Tutsi. Only certain quotas of Tutsi—9 percent—could get jobs or go to school. Compulsory identity cards revealed the ethnicity of each citizen, and vigilante groups enforced the quotas imposed by the government. At the university in Butare, there were tribunals set up to determine the bloodlines of each student. The Tutsi had become utterly marginalized in society. The Catholic Church, by this point, was blatantly pro-Hutu. Instrumental in helping to organize racist political groups like Parmehutu, a central Hutu Power operation, Catholic missionaries and clergy spread genocidal ideology in their parishes and schools.
At the Roman Catholic Church in Cyangugu, 1,500 parishioners were killed. Seven thousand Seventh Day Adventists were killed at their church in Mugonero. One pastor, according to Philip Gourevitch's book We Wish to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families, told a congregant, "You must be eliminated. God no longer wants you." Both priests and nuns alike were found guilty not only of turning a blind eye but also of assisting in the actual killing. In Nyange, Father Athanase Seromba rst helped usher his Tutsi parishioners into the church, then worked side by side with militiamen who threw grenades through the open windows. Prior to coming, I had read that 4,000 people had been killed at the church in Kibuye alone, but when we went to see for ourselves, the plaque put the gure at 11,400.
"There are quite a number of people who don't want to go back to the churches because of the genocide," Ernest says. "Because they believe that the Catholic Church participated in it—which is true."
It makes me think of the images I had seen at the genocide memorial in Kigali: fallen bodies crammed between the pews, bullet-riddled tabernacles, bloodstained altar cloths, statues of Mary in her blue robes looking over the carnage, as indifferent and inscrutable as the rafters. When we left, at rst we were all silent. We had expected to be fucked-up, and for a while we were just that. I had found Michael and Jenn outside, by the mass graves—half a dozen austere slabs of concrete, each the size of a city skating rink—trying without luck to collect themselves. Darren looked cachectic. Walking around the perimeter of the mass graves, I felt ashamed for even attempting to penetrate a grief that was not properly mine. But I could not shake the gallery of family photographs I had seen inside—more harrowing than the room of skulls, or the room of leg bones and arm bones stacked like split rewood, worse than the rooms of bloodied clothes, the torn skirts, the spattered Superman bedsheets, for me at least, was this dimly lit gallery, where the walls were pasted with thousands of snapshots of the once living. Three little boys in matching white suits and black bow ties. A girl home on college break. A ladies' man on a red couch, wearing a warm, come-hither smile. A priest baptizing a cow. A church potluck. A couple calming their swaddled newborn. A college professor in a black turtleneck. A teenager in tight blue jeans and denim jacket. Here is a grandfather. A grandmother in pearls. A stern-looking man drinking from an orange gourd. A nun. A man in a purple running suit. A dumbstruck bride. A man reading a book in a public garden. A faded Polaroid of a holiday dinner. A secretary at her desk, touching owers in a vase. More babies. More grandmothers. More granddaughters. Newlyweds cutting a pink cake. Friends drinking Primus. Friends playing chess. Friends laughing. Friends mugging for the camera. Unsuspecting friends. Friends not anticipating death.
But then, on the way back to the hotel, the strangest thing happened. A sense of euphoria came over us. Now, on the streets, everybody seemed so intensely alive. More alive than anyone had ever seemed. The electric, frenetic pace of humans on the move, rush hour in Kigali, motorcycle taxis zipping around us, boys riding bicycles two at a time, people just getting off work and walking along the roads in small and large groups, women with woven baskets on their heads, people on cell phones, laughing schoolgirls in bright blue dress uniforms, boys in clean khakis, everyone looking so deantly alive!
We suddenly very much wanted to be part of it, to get as close to the living as possible. The appropriate thing to do—with no thought of disrespect to the dead—was to go out. Check out the reopened nightclubs we'd heard about. We wanted music and alcohol. So we went hopping, to Cadillac and Club Planet and then to KBC, but each place was tamer than the last: The night had not yet caught re. And so we went in search of something livelier. Maridadi, amused by our ebullient demands to get us to the next place, drove us around the city, with 50 Cent blasting on the radio—_Y'all niggas better lay down / Yeah, I mean stay down—_until nally, nally we landed at a dingy hall called the Sky Hotel. It was here where, at a sort of open talent show, between two equally gyratory and barely clad dance acts, I'd found myself onstage with a mike, in front of 300 drunken hooting Rwandans, doing my worst Frank Sinatra.…
One day, after returning from seeing an enormous clan of colobus monkeys, creatures who look like robed judges swinging through the forest canopy in their black-and-white fur—who line up on branches, maybe ten in a row, to take turns diving out into the abyss, making great daring leaps, thrilling leaps, leaps of faith and leaps of madness, jumping twenty, thirty feet, the long white locks that grow out of their cheeks streaming like magnicent sideburns—Darren confesses that the entire day, to his great annoyance, he has had the song "Lady in Red" going through his head. He says it's driving him nuts.
Ernest glances at him in the rearview mirror. "It's because you drank waragi last night." He shrugs as if this fact could not be more plain.
In a village outside the Nyungwe Forest, we pass a large crowd on a hillside, dressed in their Sunday best, many holding colorful parasols. They are quietly gathered, sitting in the grass, a hundred or so, an entire village, by the looks of it. What are they doing, we wonder, waiting for a priest? I look for the bride. It's a beautiful day. Blue skies. The air is sweet and blowsy. A perfect day for a wedding. But then Ernest points out the men with official-looking sashes, and the now conspicuous man in a chair beneath a tree, dressed in pink.
"It is a Gacaca," he says. One of the local tribunals set up for villagers to try members of their community who participated in the genocide. So many people are guilty, so many people participated, killed their neighbors, raped their neighbors, chopped their neighbors to pieces, that if they relied on the conventional court system alone, it is estimated it would take more than one hundred years to try everyone involved. Something like 70,000 suspects remain in jail awaiting trial. By using the Gacaca tribunals, they hope to speed trials and sentencing.
Ernest says he has personally known individuals who have been tried but whom he had no idea were guilty. Once when he attended a local Gacaca, he was surprised when the name of a neighbor of his, a friend he drank beer with in the evenings, was suddenly called out by the chairman. "He stepped forward, and when his turn came, he was asked very many questions. About allegations of what he did during the genocide. He answered some questions; others, he claimed they were lies." At the next Gacaca, Ernest said, more people testied against his neighbor, and several prisoners were brought in to testify that he had been a driver for the Interahamwe and that he had personally killed Tutsis in the suburbs. Ernest was stunned. He had never suspected a thing. But that is precisely the distinctive, paranoid feature of this particular genocide: how so many ordinary citizens were enjoined to participate in the killing. They will never sort out all the guilty.
On the way into Ruhengeri, we pass a bored teenager absentmindedly scraping his machete across a guardrail. On the shoulder of the road, beside a spilled sack of carrots, a man attempts to repair his bicycle by hammering the derailleur with a rock. All safari trucks eventually converge on Ruhengeri, being, such as it is, the nearest village to Parc National des Volcans. It is here where the majority of tourists ock to see the mountain gorillas. And it is because of them that the highest denomination of Rwanda's Kool-Aid-colored currency features, instead of a general or politician, an image of Gorilla berengei berengei (so named after Captain Robert von Beringe, the first lucky white man to shoot one). But when one of the linchpins of your economy is an endangered species—there are only 720 mountain gorillas alive today—one wants to proceed with caution, as the ORTPN and the government of Rwanda have so conscientiously done. They have not treated their lucrative spectacle as a sideshow, selling tickets at the bottom of the mountain to all comers, but in fact allot only a limited number per day, and for only one hour per visit (admission is $500). If you show so much as a sniffle that they deem possibly infectious to the gorillas, you are bumped from the hike.
When we meet early the next morning at the base station, we are broken up into groups, are given a guide, and receive our brieng, which I had assumed would include strict instruction on how to behave in an adequately humble way conducive to not being pummeled to death—like, for instance, how to make that weird pig-grunty noise Sigourney Weaver used in Gorillas in the Mist to pacify the apes—but we nd ourselves hitting the trail with nothing more than walking sticks and Ernest's advice (he does not come with us) to just relax in the event one of them decides to sit on you.
"What can you do to avoid getting sat on?"
"Nothing," he said. "They are so big, they can do anything they want to do to you."
The first leg of the hike is easy going, up a mild grade across an open heath of low grass and mossy rocks. The weather is sweet and the ground is soft on the feet. Given the altitude, our breathing is a little labored, but the hike is not half as difficult as we'd been led to believe by the guidebooks. We walk in single le, with our guide and one of the two armed guards who accompany us in the lead and the other guard bringing up the tail. The machine guns they carry are as much to protect us from the Cape buffalo who share the mountain with the gorillas as they are to protect us from any hostiles lingering on the DRC side of the forest. But we are told we have little to fear; it has been nine years now without a single tourist dragged off into the woods and hacked to death with machetes.
When we come to a broad stone wall, we rest. The wall separates the bosky meadow from the bamboo forest above. One side of the wall is light and open; the other, dark and treacherous. Rare golden monkeys frolic along the wall and chatter at us from the eucalyptus trees. We're lucky to see them.
While our guide waits to hear from the trackers, checking in periodically on his walkie-talkie, Jenn kneels, her staff pressed to her forehead, praying before the wall like a knight errant.
"Is she praying to God?" our guide asks me.
"No," I say. "She's praying to the gorillas." Which I think is true. It's the sort of thing I might do myself if I were alone. Get down on my knees and rejoice inwardly at the immensity of it all. The magic of the day. Looming above us, the volcano Mikeno presses vertiginously against the cloudless blue sky. Once the ranger gets the call on the radio, we clamber over a breach in the stone wall and enter the forest one at a time.
Now the climb is more difficult, steeper, the trail a mess of churned mud. It is also claustrophobic: a narrow tunnel through the tangled forest, with the occasional detour where buffalo have blazed their own trails, the bamboo squashed under their hooves like reeds. As we climb higher, there are so many of these extra game trails bisecting our own that it becomes a labyrinth, and it seems ever more urgent to keep up with our guide lest we end up on the wrong trail. If you have ever read Ernest Hemingway's story "The Short Happy Life of Francis Macomber," then you will know that the Cape buffalo is widely considered, even by the most stoic of hunters, to be the most dangerous animal in Africa, and will understand when I say how unsettling it was when our guide stopped midway to call our attention to the pungent anxiety-inducing musk from the buffalo that were now "surrounding us."
Darren asks, in a whisper, why the buffalo will charge us but leave the gorillas alone.
"All the animals give each other a good natural vibe," Jenn says. "We give them a weird vibe."
What, I ask Jenn, is her current level of fear on a scale of 1 to 10?
She turns and smiles at me as if I'm crazy. "Zero!"
I confess mine is a solid 7. Not that the fear is paralyzing, but I am able to think of little else as we continue upward—especially as the ominous ramshackle openings in the brush left by the buffalo seem to multiply as we gain altitude. I linger toward the back, sticking as close as possible to the guy with the AK-47.
We talk in whispers now. The gorillas, our trackers say, are just yonder. So we leave our backpacks and walking sticks behind in a pile and then creep through the underbrush, into an overgrown glade. It looks like we're in the middle of a Rousseau painting. Giant ferns, bamboo, a mess of exotic oversize designs in green. All the trees are upholstered with shaggy moss. And there, in the center of this greenery, is a quarter-ton male mountain gorilla just sitting in the open, stuffing leaves into his mouth.
Darren struggles to stabilize his tripod in a scrub of nettles—they have warned us not to scream if the nettles sting our arms or legs, for fear our cries of pain will upset the gorillas. Hours earlier Darren had confessed to me that he didn't expect to be in complete awe. Not really. He's done enough nature documentaries now not to expect to experience a subluxation in space. He's seen polar bears. He's seen emperor penguins. Like me, he was a little skeptical about the lasting impact the whole thing would have on him, that it would ultimately feel as mundane as anything else, more or less, so long as nobody got any arms ripped out, but for now we are as giddy as schoolchildren. We would do anything to prolong the magic of this encounter. The expression on Jenn's face betrays a visible strain: the sincere efforts of a mind at work to make the moment count.
The gorilla moves over to a spinney of trees and begins yanking down the vines and stripping them with his teeth. Every time he yanks down a vine, it makes a sound like a meth addict ripping copper wiring out of a plaster wall. His arms are absurdly long. His head is the size of a vault. This is the biggest primate on the face of the planet: the hominid equivalent of a grizzly.
Not too far away, in a shaded grotto of leaves and vines, is a mama gorilla holding her infant. The apeling looks like one of Spielberg's animatronic trolls: the perfect synthesis of ugly-cute. Their ripe musk lls the air as in a sauna; the scent is peppery sweet, like jalapeños frying in molasses. The guides, eager to let us take pictures, say the gorillas are "habituated" to us muzungus with cameras, which clearly they are, but at the same time it somehow seems like the wrong word when it's so obvious that what they are is profoundly indifferent to our presence. Or even worse: as if we don't even exist. And not as if they're only pretending we don't exist.…
On the way back down the mountain, even though I slip in just as much buffalo shit as I did on the way up, on a scale of 1 to 10, I feel zero fear. The mountain gorillas have liberated me for the time being. On the other hand, I'll admit, strangely enough, that I am also left a little sad. This experience has been checked off the list. It isn't just that it's over, but also because it no longer belongs to the exclusive realm of imagination, and to be quite honest, I think my imagination will miss it. Memory will distort it for its own doubtful purposes. Which makes me wonder if there's really any value to this experience thing at all. Why is having done something better than having imagined doing something? I mean, what if the so-called value of experience is overinated? Why do we expect to be changed by experience at all?
Since traveling to Rwanda, I am more __________.
I have become increasingly plagued by thoughts of __________.
I am no longer __________.
I am more inclined to believe in __________.
But less inclined to believe __________ about humanity.
How have your thoughts about the world in general changed since you left your hotel one morning and saw a woman missing her legs sitting in the grass on the shoulder of the road? Please explain: _________________________________________________________________.
Mid-afternoon on our last full day, Darren and I are down on the beach, under the shade of an umbrella, reading, with a bottle of South African sauvignon blanc chilling in a silver ice bucket. Michael and Jenn have been secluded in their room for the past few days, recovering from some intestinal u they picked up in Ruhengeri. Nearby is a little girl digging in the sand and a group of middle-aged British women getting pleasantly snockered, their own ice buckets askew in the khaki sand, their many accumulated glasses sparkling in the merry beach air.
The lake is choppy and shimmers enticingly, though Darren and I have already decided that we are strictly abiding advice given by our respective Stateside travel doctors to avoid swimming in the water at all costs. Something about microbes piloting up your urethra and laying poisonous eggs in your bladder. This plus the underwater pockets of volcanic gas—they're extracting the methane as an energy source—leaves us happily on the beach. Just across the lake, looming above the Congolese city of Goma, is the diabolical volcano known as Nyiragongo. When it erupted six years ago, it killed one hundred people and left tens of thousands homeless. They say it will blow again, and when it does there's no telling how many will die. Vesuvius killed 3,300; Nyiragongo could kill 2 million. But the next time, death won't be limited to those across the lake (morose volcanologists predict). The sulfur dioxide will sneak across the water and kill anyone here as well. They won't smell it; they'll die in their sleep. When I share this piece of information with Darren, which I gleaned from a PBS special, he asks when it's due to erupt.
"Pretty soon, I think."
"God, I hope it's not today or tomorrow," he says. "I really do."
"I wouldn't worry about it," I say.
"Ole ORTPN doesn't advertise that, does it? Exploding volcanoes and methane gas. Jesus." He lifts the bottle from the ice bucket, sees that it's empty, and starts scanning the beach for our waiter.
The grounds of the hotel really are paradise: radiant palm trees, ornamental cacti, euphorbia trees, purple-blossomed jacaranda, taut white volleyball nets. The cheerful sound of kids playing in the water comes from the other side of the fence, where a guard is posted between the hotel property and the have-nots of Gisenyi. The guard looks bored, twiddling his nightstick in the sand. A short while later, I glance up and watch two dugout canoes slowly plying their way across the water; when they get closer, we can hear the passengers chanting as they paddle. For a minute, unthinkingly, I take it to be some kind of tourist gimmick before recalling where I am. Again I have forgotten, only to have memory stab back under the door like an envelope bearing unwanted news, when I look farther down the beach.
Not twenty yards beyond the fence, out on a rocky outcrop, is a crowd of loitering men. Each holds an Easter-yellow jerrican, a detail made all the more vivid and disheartening by the fact that the mob is attired entirely in pink. There are at least a hundred of them. I didn't think of it till now, but not a ve-minute walk from here is a prison. On our way into town yesterday morning, we saw families waiting outside to visit. Near them, a group of naked boys are in the water tossing a ball. The convicts take turns, one at a time, wading out a little bit, to submerge their jugs. They hold them down for what seems like a long time, until the air bubbles dwindle, while the others wait patiently for their turn. Their pink shirts billow gently in the placid breeze.
When Michael and Jenn nally rejoin us, close to dinnertime, they seem a little wracked out, but their intestines are evidently strong enough for them to order beers from the waiter when he makes his way back around. Jenn is dressed ready to swim. This despite my best efforts to remind her of the lurking schistosomiasis: the infected uke larvae waiting to burrow into her skin, the fevers and coughing, the seizures and lesions of the brain she has to look forward to for her recklessness. Does she really want bladder cancer? Is a dip in the lake really worth it?
"There's no way I'm not going swimming in Africa," she says. "That's plenty of people are swimming. They're ne."
She takes off her towel and strolls down to the water's edge. After a moment, Michael says, "Fuck it," ties his hair in a ponytail, drops his shirt, and follows.
She waits for him, and then, holding hands, they start out into the beautiful poisonous lake. Just watching them brings my fear level to 3.5. The water turns out to be shallower than you'd think, so they have to wade out farther before it rises to their shoulders. They are oating now, holding on to each other, and Jenn lifts her glistening arms as if to embrace the sky. They look like people who truly know they are blessed. For a long time, they stay like that, bobbing and grinning, looking up in awe as the heavy military planes rumble low overhead into Goma. The war goes on there, despite recent elections. Nyiragongo smolders in the distance. And slowly, one jug at a time, the men in pink haul water out of the lake as if exhuming the incomprehensible mystery of their crimes. Who of us would have known that in ve short months, back up in the Virungas, their militia friends would slaughter seven of our friends the mountain gorillas, and would even set one pregnant female on re? There will be speculation that the massacres are meant to intimidate park rangers who've become critical of the charcoal-smuggling interests and the risks posed to the gorilla sanctuary. Then again, perhaps they killed the gorillas just as a reminder, to let their enemies know that they are still there, unvanquished, that they are still capable of unspeakable acts. When I get the news, I will wish that Jenn could have been there to protect them; I will wish her prayers had worked. But she is getting farther away from me now, out in the water, and it takes some effort to control my fear as the shrieks of the children playing in the water near the men drowning their plastic jugs reach a frenzied pitch. But then, as I see the waiter coming back toward us, walking calmly across the sand, a bottle of wine balanced on his tray, I remember, and repeat under my breath the reassuring mantra until I can almost stand to believe it: Nothing is dangerous.… Nothing is dangerous.… Nothing is dangerous.… Nothing is dangerous.…
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Scientology Definitions
The truth of the matter is, the definitions and meanings of Scientology have not, from the most basic values on up, ever completely been covered. So you might get an entirely new insight into the whole thing. —L. Ron Hubbard
Final, definitive, authoritative and no less than epic. Such are these monumental lectures with which L. Ron Hubbard put the concluding exclamation point to the legend that bears the name, Saint Hill Special Briefing Course.
As Mr. Hubbard planned from its outset, the Briefing Course created an entirely new breed of auditor, one whose technical skill defines the word itself. While as for everything the Saint Hill era represents as a whole, this is where he fully mapped the route to Clear and delineated its exact steps on the Grade Chart. It was here, too, that he developed the Organizing Board, literally a Grade Chart for the Third Dynamic.
But if the era was already epochal, its climax was no less historic. For in his very final Briefing Course lectures—and from the vantage point to which the subject had now ascended—Mr. Hubbard concluded by defining Scientology itself.
Standing as the culmination to what Scientologists all over the world know and apply today, here is L. Ron Hubbard's landmark overview and summation from the heights of OT.

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David McMillin '06 Places Fourth in Telluride Troubadour Competition
June 26, 2014
David McMillin, singer/songwriter and 2006 graduate of DePauw University, placed fourth in the Telluride Troubadour Competition. Held in conjunction with the Telluride Bluegrass Festival since 1991, the competition is open to anyone who writes and performs original music and who is not currently signed to a major recording or publishing deal.
Contestants are judged on the quality of the song's composition, vocal delivery, and the overall performance. This year's competition drew approximately 300 submissions.
Read more here.
McMillin, an English (writing) major and cum laude graduate of DePauw, is currently at work on a new solo album, as well as a collection of recordings with his band, Fort Frances. You'll find additional information and a song here.
As a solo artist, McMillin has toured with Grant Lee Buffalo, Shelby Lynne, the Goo Goo Dolls, Sister Hazel and Marc Cohn, and was named a 2008 "Reader's Choice Award" winner for best folk, country, or Americana act in the Chicago Reader. In 2013 he returned to his alma mater as a guest of DePauw's Performing Arts Series.Back


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LM(4) Kernel Interfaces Manual LM(4) NAME lm -- National Semiconductor LM78, LM79 and compatible hardware monitors SYNOPSIS lm0 at isa? port 0x280 flags 0x00 lm1 at isa? port 0x290 flags 0x00 lm2 at isa? port 0x310 flags 0x00 lm3 at isa? port 0xa00 flags 0x00 lm0 at pnpbios0 index ? flags 0x00 lm0 at iic? addr 0x2e flags 0x00 lm* at wbsio? DESCRIPTION The lm driver provides support for the National Semiconductor LM series hardware monitors and register compatible chips to be used with the envsys(4) API. Most supported devices possess 11 sensors: Sensor Units Typical Use IN0 uV DC Core voltage IN1 uV DC unknown IN2 uV DC +3.3V IN3 uV DC +5V IN4 uV DC +12V IN5 uV DC -12V IN6 uV DC -5V Temp uK Motherboard Temperature Fan0 RPM Fan Fan1 RPM Chassis Fan Fan2 RPM Fan for some devices (most Winbond devices) sensor names and numbers will be different. Due to hardware limitations, fresh sensor data is only available every 2 seconds. HARDWARE Chips supported by the lm driver include: National Semiconductor LM78, LM78-J, LM79 and LM81. Winbond W83627HF*, W83627THF*, W83627EHF*, W83627DHG*, W83637HF*, W83697HF*, W83781D, W83782D*, W83783S*, W83791D*, W83791SD and W83792D. ASUS AS99127F. For most of the Winbond chips (identified with a * above), the flags configuration option can be specified to select the type of temperature sensor: flags Sensor Type 0 Thermistor diode (Power-On default) 1 Pentium-II diode 2 2N3904 Bipolar 4 Thermistor diode SEE ALSO envsys(4), wbsio(4), envstat(8) HISTORY The lm device appeared in NetBSD 1.5. BUGS Interrupt support is unimplemented. There are currently no known pnpbios IDs assigned to LM chips. NetBSD 7.1.2 February 16, 2010 NetBSD 7.1.2


text: Korean Job Discussion Forums :: View topic - Have American Women's Rights Regressed? Speak Korean Now! Korean Job Discussion Forums"The Internet's Meeting Place for ESL/EFL Teachers from Around the World!" FAQ Search Memberlist Usergroups Register Profile Log in to check your private messages Log in Have American Women's Rights Regressed? Goto page Previous 1, 2, 3, 4 Korean Job Discussion Forums Forum Index -> Off-Topic Forum View previous topic :: View next topic Author Message Who's Your Daddy?Joined: 30 May 2010Location: Victoria, Canada. Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 9:13 pm Post subject: So some men, like Zack, prefer a woman that caters to them. There are women that like to do that. So they match. Why are other people bothered? Why do some PC people think it is correct to put down that relationship, but at the same time say gay marriage is none of their business. If you are socially liberal you shouldn't care about either relationship. Unless someone is bought or in servitude, I don't see it as my business. Whatever Zack and his woman want, or the gay couple wants, it doesn't affect me. Back to top KimchiNinjaJoined: 01 May 2012Location: Gangnam Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:51 pm Post subject: ^ because they have been brainwashed by Western culture that being feminine is "subservient" and is something to be abhorred. But being gay is "cool". You can be anything you want to be, as long as it conforms to what we say is "okay". Back to top John Stamos jr.Joined: 07 Oct 2012Location: Namsan Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 11:51 pm Post subject: Look at that Fifty Shades of Gray book. Bestseller in the west, tons of chicks are reading it... and it's basically about a girl who wants to be spanked and told what to do by a rich guy, apparently. Back to top KimchiNinjaJoined: 01 May 2012Location: Gangnam Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 6:49 pm Post subject: Sure, that is their inner nature contradicting societal programming. It results in psychological conflict. But nothing wrong with some spanking. Back to top catmanJoined: 18 Jul 2004 Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:07 pm Post subject: KimchiNinja wrote: ^ because they have been brainwashed by Western culture that being feminine is "subservient" and is something to be abhorred. But being gay is "cool". Plenty of feminine chicks out there. Most of them just don't want to be subservient to men like they used to have to be. Which of course sucks for you reactionaries. Back to top ZackbackJoined: 05 Nov 2010Location: Kyungbuk Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:34 pm Post subject: Every time I go back and visit the USA I see and hear the stupidity and backtalk that I don't have to deal with. They and others can enjoy their so-called "freedom". Back to top neroJoined: 11 Mar 2009 Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:50 am Post subject: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obDnGnIDD7s Back to top Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First Korean Job Discussion Forums Forum Index -> Off-Topic Forum All times are GMT - 8 HoursGoto page Previous 1, 2, 3, 4 Page 4 of 4 Jump to: Select a forum Forums:----------------FAQJob-related Discussion ForumGeneral Discussion ForumOff-Topic ForumTravel ForumCurrent Events ForumTechnology ForumBuy/Sell/Trade Forum You cannot post new topics in this forumYou cannot reply to topics in this forumYou cannot edit your posts in this forumYou cannot delete your posts in this forumYou cannot vote in polls in this forum This page is maintained by the one and only Dave Sperling. Contact Dave's ESL Cafe Copyright © 2018 Dave Sperling. All Rights Reserved. Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group TEFL International Supports Dave's ESL Cafe


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177-96 Office Consolidation, September 1, 2017
In 1995, Markham adopted Official Plan Amendment 5, which brought large areas of rural land in the northern and eastern parts of the municipality into the Urban Area. Subsequently, Zoning By-law 177-96 ("The Urban Expansion Area By-law") was adopted by Council on June 20, 1996, in order to implement the policies for growth and development espoused in Official Plan Amendment 5. Over the years, some additional lands in Markham, not located within the OPA #5 area, have also been zoned into By-law 177-96.
Zoning By-law 177-96 covers the majority of the "greenfield" development areas of the City. Prior to the more recent refocusing of development to growth centres and corridors for higher density development, the majority of all Markham development was located within the OPA 5 area. As of 2013, almost all lands within the OPA 5 area have either been developed, or are fully pre-planned for development.
Since 1996, over 500 site-specific amendments have been made to By-law 177-96 to accommodate specific development proposals or to implement Secondary Plan policies. In August 2006, a major review and update of the By-law was undertaken. This review resulted in over 300 amendments being incorporated into the By-law, providing Staff, Council and the public with an easy-to-read consolidation. In June 2013, another major update and consolidation of the By-law was undertaken and adopted by the City, resulting in over 500 amendments being incorporated into the By-law, as well as necessary amendments required to keep the By-law current and relevant.
Office Consolidation Zoning By-Law 177-96 [PDF]
It is recommended that for all zoning inquiries that a zoning search is requested in writing for accurate property information.
*This Office Consolidation is provided for convenience and ease of reference only. It comprises By-law No. 177-96 and all amendments and modifications up to September 1, 2017. The official version of By-law No.177-96 and all amending by-laws thereto are contained in the Clerk's Department. The Corporation of the City of Markham does not verify the accuracy or completeness of the Office Consolidation and bears no responsibility or liability to any person or entity for any deficiencies, inaccuracies, errors or omissions contained in the Office Consolidation.


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New Southampton boss Mauricio Pochettino was pleased with the effort from his players in his first game in charge, but was left bemoaning a lack of good fortune.
Pochettino, who was given a warm welcome by the home fans despite rumours of protests against the sacking of Nigel Adkins, oversaw a 0-0 draw at home to Everton. Rickie Lambert hit the post and had a header cleared off the line before half-time and former Espanyol coach Pochettino was left ruing his side's inability to convert their chances.
When asked if his side deserved to win he said: "Yes maybe on another night but that's football. It happens and you have to factor in luck, but I really want to point out the good spirit of the squad and the team with the solidarity of the players."
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Chairman Joseph T. Kelliher's statement at the FERC/NRC joint meeting
"The Federal Energy Regulatory Commission and the Nuclear Regulatory Commission have a common interest in assuring the reliability of the bulk power system. That was the purpose of the Memorandum of Agreement between the two agencies. We recognize that the operations of the bulk power system and nuclear power plants are interdependent, and that nuclear plant operations are affected by the operations of the bulk power system. Likewise, the bulk power system is affected by the nuclear power plant's operations and shutdowns. In fact, the loss of a nuclear power plant can be the single largest contingency that the transmission grid operators face.
In addition to the day-to-day operational issues however, the President's "Advanced Energy Initiative" proposed significant new investments and policies in nuclear power. Considering their size, additional nuclear power plants can have substantial effects on the transmission grid, ultimately affecting its reliability and markets. My colleagues and I, as well as Commission staff, are very interested in information that the NRC can share concerning applications, permitting, and planned construction of new nuclear power plant facilities. Coordination between our agencies can help to ensure that there are no unforeseen regulatory hurdles to the planning and installation of transmission system improvements necessary to serve the new nuclear power plants.
We have a new responsibility at FERC to assure the reliability of the bulk power system. That responsibility was assigned to FERC by the Energy Policy Act of 2005, which represents the largest increase in FERC regulatory authority since the New Deal.
In the course of implementing the new law, we are facing some issues at FERC that are new to us, but that are not new to the NRC. How do we assure that grid operators are adequately trained to meet their responsibilities? How do we set standards to assure reliability of the bulk power system, while also promoting a culture that is oriented not just around compliance, but achieving excellence? What is the proper relationship between a federal agency charged with assuring compliance with federal standards, in our case reliability standards, and an industry self-regulatory organization? How do we track compliance, identify downward trends in performance and reverse those trends?
I am a believer in studying regulatory models and applying or adapting successful models in our regulatory program. I believe we can learn from the NRC's experience in these areas.
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House Intelligence Committee Threatens Rep. Grayson For Informing Other Reps About Leaked NSA Docs From The Guardian
from the congressional-failures dept
Grayson, of course, was one of the first members of Congress to speak out forcefully about the NSA surveillance program and why he found it to be unconstitutional. As we showed at the time, Grayson's speech, included a posterboard of some of the slides that were published in the Guardian from Snowden's leak. In fact, we pointed out that it seemed especially ridiculous for the government to block access to the Guardian or other websites that had published the same documents, in part because Grayson had shown those same documents on the House floor. To pretend that they were still classified is just the ultimate in sticking your head in the sand.
But, it gets worse. At the end of the Greenwald piece, we find out that the House Intelligence Committee threatened Grayson with sanctions for sharing the same slides that were published by the Guardian with fellow members of Congress:
In early July, Grayson had staffers distribute to House members several slides published by the Guardian about NSA programs as part of Grayson's efforts to trigger debate in Congress. But, according to one staff member, Grayson's office was quickly told by the House Intelligence Committee that those slides were still classified, despite having been published and discussed in the media, and directed Grayson to cease distribution or discussion of those materials in the House, warning that he could face sanctions if he continued.Think about that for a second. Here were documents that were published in major newspapers, discussing issues of key importance for Congress -- and a member of Congress is actually being threatened with sanctions for daring to send this front page news around to other colleagues in order to have a discussion about the NSA's actions. At this point, it would appear that the House Intelligence Committee isn't just failing at its job of handling oversight for the intelligence agencies, but it's now actively obstructing the rest of Congress from living up to their oath as Congressional Representatives to protect the Constitution.


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Look, Luis Suárez is kind of a dick. He was banned for racism, he's a notorious diver, and he's arrogant.
On that last bit, though, he might have reason to be. Here's his top-notch free kick goal—his second off a set piece on the day—and one that you won't see replicated off the foot of anybody else not named Ronaldo or Messi. It put Liverpool up 3-1 against Zenit St. Petersburg in their Europa League match, and leveled the teams at 3-3 on aggregate.
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America In Primetime "The Misfit" This episode celebrates the unique characters who defy comic stereotypes and societal expectations to reflect America's diverse personalities. Interviews include Larry David, co-creator of "Seinfeld," who occasionally appeared on the show as Frank Costanza's cape-wearing lawyer and the voice of George Steinbrenner.G
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America In Primetime "The Crusader" This episode delves into the increasingly grey area between right and wrong as television heroes confront internal demons while seeking their own forms of justice. Interviews include Alan Alda ("M*A*S*H"); Steven Bochco and David Milch ("NYPD Blues"); Chris Carter and Gillian Anderson ("The X-Files"); and David Shore and Hugh Laurie ("House").G
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Moyers & Company "The One-Percent Court" Because of partisan gridlock in Washington, the Supreme Court has become the most powerful and outspoken branch of government - decisions they make shape our democracy's fate for generations to come. Now, one has only to look at Bush V. Gore, Citizens United, and the Affordable Care Act rulings to understand why some call it a "one-percent Court" -- dedicated by majority rule to preserving the power and influence of a minority of wealthy special interests. This week on Moyers & Company (check local listings), The Nation editor Katrina vanden Heuvel and Jamie Raskin, constitutional law professor and Maryland state senator, join Bill to discuss how the uncontested power of the Supreme Court is changing our elections, our country, and our lives. D
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Citizens Advisory Committee
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Maple Grove Government Center - 12800 Arbor Lakes Parkway
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Maple Grove Government Center - 12800 Arbor Lakes Parkway
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Take your pick of activities, programs, and events to fill your winter.
Openings currently available on arbor committee and transit commission.
Read up on City of Maple Grove updates and happenings for December, January, and February.
Review and provide your feedback on City of Maple Grove's long-range vision for growth and development.
From now through New Year's enjoy many festive activities in Maple Grove.
Have you ever wondered where stormwater goes? Click here to learn all about it through this interactive story map!
Free one-on-one business counseling available by appointment at Government Center. Next date: December 11
Maple Grove Transit named 2018 Transit System of the Year by Minnesota Public Transit Association.
Submit your non-emergency service requests online through YourGOV. Available via the web or your mobile phone.
Keep up with the latest business and housing projects in our community.
Construction of four full-size lighted synthetic turf fields is underway. Anticipated opening in 2019.
View the 2017 report on Maple Grove's monitoring of drinking water and other important facts and tips for water quality and conservation.
Highlights the areas planned for road construction during the 2018 season.
Take a look at, not only the winning entries, but all the wonderful photographs celebrating our community
View the 2018-19 guide filled with city info and services.
City is accepting passport applications at Maple Grove Govt Center by appointment only--8 a.m. to 3:30 p.m, M-F.
The City Council established five initiatives relating to planning, housing, staffing, community center, and development.
This video offers a trip back in time sharing the Maple Grove's history and evolution--a peek at the past and present.
Stay in the loop with city happenings, news & events.
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securitydude necesitaba un nuevo diseño de logotipo y lanzó un concurso de diseño en 99designs.
Un ganador ha sido elegido entre 62 diseños de 25 diseñadores freelance.
SiteSecurityMonitor . com
hello! we are currently operating as 54f3 . com... We are relaunching with this new domain name, and need a full facelift! We are looking for not just a logo, but a brand, a place to point to, and something very memorable. We're looking for something very creative and unique!
We are positioning ourselves as THE malware and security vulnerability scanning solution on the planet. THE most cost effective. THE most reliable. THE most protective.
We hate hackers, and worse yet, we HATE what they do. We feel for our customers who have been hacked. We protect the little guy. We notify you immediately when there are issues. And we help fix what we find.
The logo/brand is not just for the homepage, it'll be everywhere..blog postings, ad banners, twitter, fb, etc... We need something unique and very very memorable.
We like to consider ourselves the 'godaddy of security'... We make things affordable, reliable and simple.
The winner will win more longer term work with us (we have alot of logo requirements for some other branding and trademarked work we're doing - related to this brand)... So consider this during your efforts, and your contributions!
We are primarily targetting in this order:
the look and feel should be able to transverse those realms simply and easily, much like the brand itself.
You can read some postings of our thoughts and targetted messaging at: blog. 54f3 . com
Basically, we need vector graphics that can be:
1) recoloured
2) transparent/translucent
3) be used in 'large' formats like homepage/business cards, but ALSO, be used in our site seal technology
- The site seal is a seal that goes on the customer website that says 'protected by, last scanned: , etc.
- examples of our current ones:
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Wild Films ~ Raccoon Nation
- Library Hall
Are we, in an effort to outwit raccoons, actually making them smarter and contributing to their evolutionary success?
Are the ever more complex obstacles that our fast-paced urban world throws at them actually pushing the development of the raccoon brain? Scientists from around the world share their thoughts as they closely follow a family of urban raccoons navigating the complex world of a big city.
An official selection for the 2012 Intenational Wildlife Film Festival!
About the film
When the lights go down in cities across North America, another world is revealed, populated by shady little characters that live alongside us, but exist in the margins. These pint-size problem solvers are smart, adaptable and omnivorous, and they love a good challenge. Welcome to the world of urban raccoons. With their busy little hands, they can do what other would-be urban animals can't — open doors, get into attics, and raid secured trash cans. And they are especially fond of big cities, like Chicago, New York, and Toronto — the raccoon capital of the world. In cities everywhere, wherever they've been introduced, they have done very, very well.
Following a family of urban raccoons over the course of six months, and using high-definition cameras and intensive GPS tracking systems, "Raccoon Nation" reveals new insights about a species that is far more elusive and wily than most people ever imagined, and more destructive.
It seems that the more obstacles you throw in their way, the smarter they get. In an effort to outwit raccoons, we may be pushing their brain development and perhaps even sending them down a new evolutionary path. One biologist who has been studying raccoons for 25 years believes the city life is in fact cultivating "über-raccoons," ready to take over the world. Only time will tell just how advanced this "nation" of urban raccoons will become.
Run time: 55 min.
Made possible by Nature.
WILD FILMS AT THE LIBRARY is a free series of award-winning international wildlife films selected from the International Wildlife Film Festival. The International Wildlife Film Festival was established in 1977 in Missoula, Montana with a mission to promote awareness, knowledge and understanding of wildlife, habitat, people and nature through excellence in film, television and other media.


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We named our 12 favorite cars under $30,000. Then we came here and asked you to tell us how wrong we got it. And we listened.
So here are the 10 best cars under $30K, as selected by you, the readers. All submissions are credited. Kinja users? You guys account for nine of them. Facebook got one.
The one reader pick that we can all agree on? The snot-colored missile above. When we published our list, it wasn't in showrooms yet. But it is now, and the Fiesta ST holds its own in heady company.
Thanks to all of you for hollering at us.


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All News Releases By Date
Report Lists Environmental Progress
Release Date: 11/18/2008
Contact Information: Enesta Jones, (202) 564-4355 / firstname.lastname@example.com
(11/18/08) A new report has been released that describes EPA's environmental and financial progress over the past year. The Performance and Accountability report highlights the agency's efforts to dramatically reduce air pollution, improve water quality, make significant strides in cleaning up Superfund sites, increase health and environmental safety through pesticide and chemical evaluation, and avoid pollution through strong enforcement actions in fiscal year 2008.
The report was delivered to President Bush and Congress on Nov. 17, meeting the requirements of the Government Performance and Results Act and other management-related statutes. The 1993 GPRA requires federal agencies to report to Congress annually on the results of their activities during the fiscal year.
The 2008 Performance and Accountability Report: https://www.epa.gov/ocfo/par/2008par/index.htm
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15 Minutes in Angelo's Arms
by Cris Anson
Ellora's Caveman Angelo exploded into our consciousness at last October's RomantiCon, Ellora's Cave's first annual erotic romance conference. (He has since graced dozens of Ellora's Cave covers.) The quintessential tall, dark and handsome Venezuelan riveted everyone's attention as he danced. Made our hearts beat faster whenever he smiled, which was often. Charmed us all when speaking with us in his delightful accent.
For a lucky few, he was more. Saturday morning of the conference, I was invited to participate in a photo shoot with Angelo at his virgin cover-model gig for Ellora's Cave. My immediate reaction: Is the Pope Catholic? Does the sun set in the west?
If you've attended a Romantic Times convention, you've seen the Mr. Romance contestants or the Ellora's Cavemen posing as a group with one attendee at a time, proceeds to charity, three minutes max and on to the next person in line. And yes, I have a few of those poses myself.
But this. This was fifteen minutes of permission to stand seriously close to Angelo, to look deeply into his warm brown eyes, to run my fingers through his long black hair. To have his undivided attention as he held me in his muscular arms.
Have I mentioned that Angelo is hawt?
He was wearing only a towel, as you can see from the photo gracing the cover of my July release WHAT SHE NEEDS, and I'm not positive (or maybe it's wishful thinking), but he might have gone commando. Be still, my heart!
Alas, I could never quite forget the photographers arrayed around us—standing, kneeling, moving to get different camera angles. Furniture had been moved to the side. Sunlight poured in through the hotel room's windows. Lights had been set up to the side and behind us. Directives flew like machine-gun fire.
"Look this way." "Turn around just a bit to your left." "Now move behind her." And so on.
The results astounded me. Or, I should say, the results of Ellora's Cave Art Director Syneca's efforts with PhotoShop astounded me. I look like…someone Angelo might want to get closer to. Like someone living the script she wrote. Like Delia Barnes, the heroine of WHAT SHE NEEDS, who found her younger man in a most unexpected place—an erotic romance convention.
Here's the blurb for WHAT SHE NEEDS:
Older widow Delia Barnes greets fellow authors before an erotic romance convention sporting a black eye, which she explains away with "I didn't say 'Yes, Master' quick enough." Sitting at the bar, burned-out ad executive and former Dom Kurt Reinhardt overhears that comment once too often and interrupts to suggest, "Maybe you need a new Master."
Urged by her friends to accept the younger man's invitation to learn some D/s basics—hey, an author needs to do her research, right?—Delia joins him to get first-hand experience at being submissive, starting with removing her panties in a corner booth. Later, she learns more than she bargained for when she spends a weekend at Kurt's home with his eager business partner added to the mix.
But an innocent misstep brings Delia's world crashing down around her. Can she trust Kurt with her heart…and her life?
You can read an excerpt of WHAT SHE NEEDS and buy the book here.
If you want to know more about RomantiCon 2010, here's the link. We'll be eagerly looking to see which of the Ellora's Cavemen attend.
To read more about me and my books, please check out my Website , my MySpace page and friend me at Facebook.
Oh, and one more thing about WHAT SHE NEEDS mirroring real life: I attended my first Romantic Times convention sporting a black eye. This photo of me with Mr. Romance finalist and Ellora's Caveman John Fish was not PhotoShopped.
If you enjoyed this mini-peek into a model's hard life, I hope you'll take a moment to comment (this will enter you into the drawing for a prize). Thanks for stopping by!
PS - Please leave your email address, so Cris can contact you if you are this week's winner!


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posted by Thom Holwerda on Mon 29th Aug 2005 16:35 UTC, submitted by Dennis Jakobsen
The OpenOffice.org project has released the second beta of version 2 of their office suite. "This is our second beta of OpenOffice.org 2.0. That means it probably has bugs; use caution. Download, test it out, and file bug reports with the QA Project."