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Develop code sudoku game using java jobs
I need C++ implementation of serial and parallel sudoku. This has to be run on linux. I will provide the algorithms and I need their implmentation. Parallel has to be done using multithreading Breadth First search and depth first search.
I need the implementation of serial ,multithreaded bfs and dfs parallel programming as per the algorithm shown in the document attached
Parallel Sudoku multithread implementation serial ,parallel bfs and dfs along with performance evaluation.
im doing the sudoku game using python programming language and I don't know the gui part so I want to hire someone to finish my project doing the gui part
... its about SUDOKU puzzles. Plz see attachments. I need: 1) Logo ([login to view URL]) 2) Header at the top (containing the logo) 3) Favorite Icon (Same logo just little more filters to look good as Favorite icon) Plz keep in mind: 1) Logo shall not be copied from anywhere, it shall not have copyrights of anyone else. 2) The SUDOKU table comes
I am create a website and apps to teach users different techniques for solving Sudoku. For reference, please see [login to view URL] I need a set of icons, one for each technique. They should be simple line icons, with simple colors. I know I am asking for a lot of icons, but you can re-use components and they should be
I have a program made in python language and I am looking for someone capable enough to do this little task for me. The program is a basic Sudoku game made using Tkinter library in python. I have attached the zipped folder of the program below. The program is running fine. The only modification to be done is that after submitting a wrong solution,
Build a Word Search puzzle using Laravel and Vue.js To build a Word Search puzzle game using Laravel and Vuejs matching the style of the Sudoku puzzle we have produced here: [login to view URL] Puzzle data provided in XML format as per example file ([login to view URL]) attached. Existing puzzle UI provided for reference ( We will set
I need a sudoku game built in C# using windows forms. You need to complete all the requirements. Ping me for more details.
My Sudoku game is in UNITY and I want to hire someone who can sell it. Or who can buy it. If you can sell it you will get good commission. Screenshots are attached.
There are 3 problems that I need solutions to in Prolog: a Prolog CLP puzzle, a Sudoku (and Hexadoku) application, and a poker game (more detailed requirements are in the attached document). For the Prolog CLP puzzle, I need two separate programs: One to show the first solution, and the second that will show the first solution, and print ALL of the
To develop a Sudoku game as per the given instructions!!!
to design a sudoku game with instructions provided!!
...which calls some sample C++ code. 2. Some C++ classes which provides step-by-step instructions to solve a Sudoku puzzle. I will provide: 3. API Spec on retrieving the next step to solve a Sudoku puzzle What I need: Integrate 1, 2, and 3 together. The end deliverable is a Visual Studio .NET Web API, given an input of Sudoku board (which includes original
I have a fully functioning word/number game app for iOS and Android. However, it needs updating and relaunching onto Apple & Google. Only minor amendments to code required. It uses Phonegap, so it would be good if any potential developer understood that. The app has huge potential and is a hybrid of sudoku and crosswords. Feedback is that it is very
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I need a sudoku board in android. I don't need the whole game, only the construction of the board, and the buttons to fill it. I will supply a valid sudoku. The board should have annotations, and two ways to fill it: numbers based and cells based. It should be done in the most simple way. If done correctly, I may contact you again to help me finish
Hi All, I need an experienced developer who can clone a specific app and website for me. If any interested please contact me and I will previde exact specification for the task. Kind Regards, Aaron
Design a game considering following points: Objective is to fill a 9×9 grid with alphabets. Each column, each row, and each of the nine 3×3 subgrids that compose the grid (also called "boxes", "blocks", or "regions") contains all of the alphabets from A to I. writing a solver for the 16 times 16 letter sudoku puzzle in prolog. Tes...
I need help wth programming a sudoku on visual basic
Hi there, I need help configuring and building an existing code from github onto my system. The project is an Android app that uses OpenCV to detect SuDoKu puzzle and solves it. I need help in building the code on my windows android studio and successfully running it on my Android phone.
Hi All, I have a Sudoku generator in which I wish to run locally, source code is available however it fails when trying to run it locally. It is coded in Python, if you can turn it into a working app locally and explain how to use it that would be perfect.
I'm looking to get an app idea developed for deployment on android, iOS and potentially as a Web app. In short it is a game not dissimilar to sudoku that I've built in excel, so a data grid with missing tiles that the user needs to rebuild. All the games are built and can be extracted from excel as a csv or if needs be they can setup to be pulled via
Hey I'm a german Student. I Need someone to help me in a Java program Project. It's about a Sudoku in Java with Interfaces. Budget is about 30-50 €
I need someone to Write a Java programme for me. It's a Sudoku with a given Interface
Hi Narsim R., I noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. We can discuss any details over chat. Regarding Sudoku. I already have ready algorithm for it.
Hi Victoria V., I noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. We can discuss any details over chat. Is "jigsaw sudoku" completed?
MAX BUDET IS 85 USD We need to develop a SUDOKU game in prolog by doing the cofication of the positions of the board using CNF (conjunctive normal forms) we need to solve it by modeling it as a SAT problem. IT MUST BE WRITTEN IN PROLOG. You just need to edit and complete what you have in [login to view URL] attached A more detailed explanation can be found
Need a Sudoku Solver but with a variable size. One grid has n^2 rows and n^2 columns. Furthermore every grid has n^2 boxes with a length of n. And it has to be solved with Backtracking
I need a Sudoku solver in F#. I have one that solves in backtracking but I need some extra heuristics added to it. I also need one other solution using any other suitable algorithms for solving Sudoku problems. I need this very quickly!
A sudoku puzzle uses a 9x9 grid in which each columns and row, as well as each of the nine 3x3 sub-grids must contain all of the digits 1. You are required to write the program in C. This project consists of designing a multithreaded application that determines whether the solution to a Sudoku puzzle is valid or not. A thread to check one row of the
I need a Sudoku solver written in F#. I need a back tracking solution, a backtracking solution with an admissible heuristic and a backtracking solution with an admissible heuristic and arc-consistency. I also need one more algorithm solution. I need this pretty quickly as well. Let me know if it sounds like something you can do and I will give
...translates logical addresses given to physical addresses for a virtual address space of 216 = 65536 bytes. Your program will read from a text file containing logical addresses and, using a TLB as well as a page table, will translate each logical address to its corresponding physical address, and output the value of the byte stored at the translated physical
Random Logic Games - Sudoku Puzzle Game Hello, and thanks for taking the time to read our job posting! We are an established, medium sized mobile app development company with a tradition in building apps that revolve around fun, user friendly games for all ages. We are experienced, energetic, yet still a laid back company that has found our niche
You will nee...that you made. You should then explain the code of your program and how each logical section works Your report also needs to include a reflective part on which pieces of the code you wrote how you thought about their functionality and how they work. Finally, you need to include how you tested your code with relevant screenshots
"Sudoku is one of the most popular puzzle games of all time. The goal of Sudoku is to fill a 9×9 grid with numbers so that each row, column and 3×3 section contain all of the digits between 1 and 9. In this Assignment, you are to write a python program for playing Sudoku. The graphics won't need to be fancy be fancy. Notes: You should give
Built a Sudoku puzzle using Java Swing GUI.
i have 2 small projects must be done in these two days , you ...want more info you can message me anytime or we can contact by phone . 1st project : 9*9 sudoku solver by matlab 2nd project : xor gate by matlab you will find "and,or gate " on the attached slides , may it help you please every line and functions in the code must be explained :)
A matlab program that solve a (9*9) sudoku , and every line in the code must be explained . i prefer an Egyptian freelancer .
About me: I was born in Rio de Janeiro and I'm 44 years old, father and self-taught, I'm a fan of design, cinema, coffee, sudoku and cultural trips. I am an entrepreneur and investor, I have a degree in Business Administration and I have a Masters degree in Marketing. Objective: to create a virtual store to undertake sales of imported physical objects
a 9x9 grid sudoku puzzle 1. Each symbol must appear exactly once in each row. 2. Each symbol must appear exactly once in each column. 3. Each symbol must appear exactly once in each 3 × 3 sub-grid, where the 9 × 9 board is divided into 9 such sub-grids.
you just have to modify the given code to get the output. The code will be provided. The code is implemented in a 4x4. You need to implement it in 2x2 using the code. the output should be the same as the one in the code that will be given to you.
you just have to modify the given code to get the output. The code will be provided. The code is implemented in a 4x4. You need to implement it in 2x2 using the code. the output should be the same as the one in the code that will be given to you.
Develop a small in prolog print sudoku result
Make the sudoku game.
Link to the game: [login to view URL] How to play: [login to view URL] Description: Change of the classic sudoku with the fact that the field is not divided into small squares, but irregular shapes in which the same rule must be retained as squares - numbers must not be repeated in them.
to implement a genetic algorithm solution to create a full Sudoku board
...length 81 with the digits 0-9. This contains the columns of an unresolved Sudokus without spaces written behind each other. Where 0 is an unfilled field. Feedback: The solved sudoku as a string in the format above. >>> sudoku_solver ( ' 00401308763190852490745261350618037919873504674020080137584910 2802367495060021030 ' ) '2546139876319785249874526
...simple Sudoku App in Google Play. We would like to hire freelancers to develop a new Sudoku game which will be very similar to this one. The Google Play link to our already released game is given below. You can check it to understand what we have and what we need. [login to view URL] In our game, when
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BoingBoing points us to a dictionary of swearing, in every language imaginable. Reading the Hindi section brings back memories of the good ol' days at IIT Kanpur: I can assure you that every phrase on the list could be heard almost every day. In fact, we spent the first month of freshman year receiving instruction in all possible variations on these insults (being IITans, we were quick learners ;))
[ brief pause while I am overcome with nostalgia...]
It should come as no surprise to the Indians who read this that the Punjabi section was one of the top swear picks. Yiddish also seems like a good choice, but I am surprised at the inclusion of French in the top picks list.
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Cyborg I understand you 100%...I am a 34 y.o single guy that has no income, lives with his parents, and doesn't have a car. I've had to give up everything when my employer forced me to resign due to my absences. I just applied for Social Security. After the end of the month I will no longer have health issurance.
I have a hard enough getting my family and friends to understand me let alone someone i'm interested in dating. I'm thankful to an extent that I don't have kids to support but also scared that i'll die alone. My sister has broke down in tears several times recently when she realized that not only does she have to care for her aging disabled parents but also her 34yo brother.
My parents and I are like a little handicapped team ( we have to keep our humor) and we'll make it for as long as we can but hopefully my SS will get approved that first try or we are screwed! I won't give up hope that i'll meet someone someday and I can have as normal of a life as possible. All my work experience is quite physical so my choice to apply for disability was partly based on the idea that if I reduce that amount of stress on my mind and body maybe i'll stay mobile alot longer.
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Release Date: 02/03/2010
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(Boston—February 3, 2010) Two former Woonsocket, Rhode Island landlords have agreed to pay a $7,000 penalty for violating federal lead-based paint disclosure requirements. These violations potentially put tenants at risk of exposure to lead hazards.
In a recent complaint, EPA alleged that Peter Fondini and Michael Walsh violated the federal Lead Disclosure Rule when they failed to disclose information about lead paint to tenants who rented their multi-unit residential properties located on Chester Street in Woonsocket, between 2005 and 2006. Specifically, the two former landlords failed to provide records or reports regarding lead hazards, failed to make sure that the lease included a Lead Warning Statement and a statement disclosing the known or unknown presence of lead-based paint, and failed to provide a copy of EPA's lead hazard information pamphlet to four lessees.
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|Ernie Mello risked his life
at WPI to save a stranger from a burning car.
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It's been just about two and a half years since Ernie Mello
saved a person's life.
A promising football career at WPI, a mechanical engineering degree and his own skin -- Mello risked all of this to save a complete stranger. Stupid? No. That's just Mello, according to his coach.
"He did something pretty special without hesitation," WPI coach Chris Robertson said.
It was a typical spring night on the WPI campus in Worchester, Mass, no later than 10 or 11 p.m. Mello, then a freshman, was outside his dorm with a handful of friends when an audible crash rang out down the road.
Mello and his friends, both concerned and curious, hurried to higher ground to get a clearer view of the source. What Mello saw stunned him -- a car had become completely engulfed in flames.
"I've seen other car accidents, but I've never seen a car just immediately go up in flames like that," Mello said. "It was pretty crazy seeing that. It was just a ball of fire, and from a distance too we had no idea really what it was. It was pretty crazy."
At this point Mello and his friends started to run down to the scene. When they arrived, they encountered more chaos than they expected. Traffic on the street had come to a halt and dozens of bystanders looked on in confusion and horror. But Mello wasn't ready for what he heard next -- a woman, still trapped in the flaming sedan, screaming for her life.
Mello saw someone smash the driver's side window with an object. But that same person was unable -- or unwilling -- to help 61-year-old Arsine Sahverdiyan out of the car. That's when Mello jumped in.
Mello, along with fellow WPI student Matthew Zubiel, battled the choking heat of the fire and pulled Sahverdiyan out through the window.
"We just like kind of shimmied her out of the window because you couldn't get the door open," Mello said. "It was just crashed in from the accident. But we got her out of the car and dragged her over to the side of the road and waited with her until the ambulance came."
Sahverdiyan had suffered severe burns, but after a lengthy stay in the hospital, made a full recovery. Mello and Zubiel, miraculously, each escaped without any burns.
"I was definitely nervous putting myself at risk like that, but I think a lot of it was just pure adrenaline," Mello said. "I really wasn't thinking a whole lot [but] there wasn't a whole lot of time to think."
Mello, who as a child needed stitches in his head after an accident on his family's boat in Maine caused the engine to explode, admits he's had a fear of explosions since he was young. Even the smell of gasoline will sometimes put him on edge.
"I've always joked around with my parents that I have a wicked bad fear of explosions, but I guess not," Mello said. "I guess I just put that in the back of my mind and kind of wasn't really thinking about it when I went and did this."
Because of that act, Sahverdiyan is still alive.
"If not for Ernie's and Matt's efforts, my mom would not be alive," Vartan Sahverdiyan told the Worcester Telegram & Gazette. "We owe them an enormous debt of gratitude. They put their own lives at risk to save her. They are true heroes."
Mello, Zubiel and the Sahverdiyan family had planned to get together after Arsine was released from the hospital, but Mello said that's yet to happen because of conflicting schedules.
It seems almost trivial to transition to football, unless you believe -- like Robertson does -- that Mello's instinctual nature as a running back came into play that night in 2009.
"There's not a lot of hesitation in Ernie's life when it comes to anything," said Robertson, who as the Salve Regina head coach from 2006-09 remembers gameplanning against Mello. "Academically he works very hard. Football-wise it certainly caters to his skillset as a running back."
Mello, now a senior captain, is having his finest season in what will go down as one of the top all-around careers in WPI history. Mello, relatively undersized at 5-10, 175 pounds, currently ranks third in the Liberty League in rushing (676 yards), second in rushing touchdowns (nine) and third in kickoff return average (23.9).
Mello's 1,893 career rushing yards rank him seventh on WPI's all-time list, while his 132 points (22 touchdowns) tie him for 10th in team history. With strong performances in WPI's final three games, Mello could also notch just the sixth 1,000-yard rushing season in school history.
Mello has also returned a punt for a touchdown and, just two weeks ago against Union, recovered a blocked punt for a touchdown.
"You look at guys and you say, 'What are you going to do with your potential? Are you going to reach your potential?' " Robertson said. "... Ernie's one of those special young men who understands what he can do and he always strives to be the best that he can be. He's at his potential right now. He's doing great things."
Mello, a mechanical engineer with a concentration in aerospace engineering, has already been accepted into WPI's master's degree program and, if he opts to go that route, could complete his master's in just one more year.
Mello and Robertson have also had preliminary discussions about Mello assisting the team as a coach next season. But before that bridge is crossed, Mello said he hopes to further instill an attitude -- and expectation -- of winning.
Since the team went 7-3 in Mello's freshman season, the Engineers have gone a combined 8-18 since, with 10 of those losses coming by seven points or less. WPI did tally its second straight win over RPI this season to keep the Transit Trophy in Worcester, a step in the right direction for the team.
"Even if things don't go your way, you've got to change the environment here at WPI and get some of those close games, you've got to find a way to win them instead of coming up shy, instead of coming close," Mello said.
While it wasn't a blocked punt, big kickoff return or four-touchdown performance -- all of which Mello has accomplished in a WPI uniform -- the selfless actions of Mello back in the spring of 2009 serve as a shining example for every WPI player.
Salisbury sends a message to the Empire 8
In football, there are wins, there are blowouts and, on occasion, there is complete and utter dominance. What Salisbury did in its 69-0 rout of defending Empire 8 champion Alfred this past Saturday qualifies as domination.
Is Salisbury really 69 points better than Alfred? Maybe not. Probably not, in fact. But on this particular Saturday, on the Sea Gulls' first ever trip to Merrill Field, Salisbury was that much better.
The Sea Gulls forced five turnovers, blocked a pair of punts and limited Alfred's usually potent offense to just 155 total yards, including a meager 40 yards through the air. Quarterback Dan Griffin rushed for 31 yards and four of Salisbury's six touchdowns on the ground. Griffin also threw a pair of touchdowns.
The numbers from this game are staggering. Salisbury tallied more touchdowns (10) than Alfred had first downs (8). Alfred quarterback Tom Secky, one of the finest in the Saxons' history, completed only six of his 21 attempts. Alfred's longest play from scrimmage went for just 22 yards. Salisbury, a triple-option rushing team, had two touchdown passes go for longer than that.
The shutout loss was the first for Alfred since a 24-0 loss to Ithaca on Nov. 6, 2004. Salisbury, on the other hand, has outscored its last three opponents -- Utica, Springfield and Alfred -- by a 204-68 margin. In case you don't have a calculator handy, that's an average of 68 points per game over that three-game stretch. For the entire season, Salisbury is averaging an even 49 points per game, tied for second in the country with North Central (Ill.), and just behind Mount Union (49.5 per game).
This game should send a clear message to the rest of the Empire 8 -- Salisbury is the best team in the conference. While it's obviously premature to anoint the Sea Gulls champion -- a key game vs. St. John Fisher on Nov. 5 still looms -- the road back to the NCAA playoffs becomes nearly impossible for the Saxons. Alfred will have to win out and hope for some help.
Brockport State upsets Kean
Salisbury's destruction of Alfred wasn't the only stunner in the East region this past weekend. The previously winless Brockport State Golden Eagles knocked off the previously unbeaten Kean Cougars 28-20 Saturday.
Sophomore wide receiver Jake Spalik put Brockport up 14-3 by tossing a seven-yard touchdown to Jordan Hogan and hauling in a four-yard touchdown pass from Joe Scibilia in the second quarter.
Kean answered with a 10-play, 64-yard drive that culminated in a one-yard touchdown run by quarterback Tom D'Ambrisi just before halftime. But for every punch Kean threw in the game, Brockport responded with a punch of its own.
A three-yard touchdown run by Tyrone Nichols put the Golden Eagles up 21-10 in the third quarter. Kean would strike back with a field goal to cut the lead to 21-13. But Brockport would answer right back, covering 63 yards on just seven plays and scoring on a 26-yard pass from Scibilia to Spalik.
Kean answered with another touchdown run -- again culminated by a D'Ambrisi touchdown plunge -- to cut the lead to 28-20. But the Cougars would get no closer. In a season in which Kean has won four games by seven points or less, a fifth nail-biting victory wasn't in the cards. After D'Ambrisi's final score, the Golden Eagles' defense would force a punt, intercept a D'Ambrisi pass and force a turnover on downs on Kean's next three possessions.
The loss certainly doesn't eliminate the Cougars from postseason contention, but with games remaining against Rowan and Montclair State, the Cougars didn't do themselves any favors. Brockport State gets a chance at a second straight win when it faces Western Connecticut this weekend.
Delaware Valley edges Albright, remains undefeated
Delaware Valley inched closer to a 10-0 regular season mark with a 20-10 win over Albright, arguably the toughest opponent it had remaining on its schedule this season.
A 14-yard touchdown run by Tyler Neal early in the fourth quarter put the Aggies up by 10, and the defense closed out the game by forcing a three-and-out and two turnovers on downs in succession.
Delaware Valley used the same simple formula it has all season -- run the ball effectively and play solid defense. Kyle Schuberth (123 rushing yards) and Neal (53 yards) spearheaded the ground attack against the Lions. Delaware Valley is averaging 201.6 yards on the ground per game this season, just under 16 less yards than it averages through the air.
Defensively, the Aggies held the Lions to just 10 points and routinely came up with big stops. But that's nothing new -- Delaware Valley has surrendered just 74 points through seven games this season.
At this point it's clear that Delaware Valley is the most complete and balanced team in the MAC. The Aggies still have key games against Lycoming and Widener in the final two weeks of the season, but barring a complete collapse, the Aggies have the look of a playoff team.
Remembering a bit of history -- Iverson's record kickoff return
Braezen Subick passed for 200 yards and a pair of touchdowns as Rochester tallied its most convincing win of the season in a 45-16 win at Merchant Marine. Subick added a rushing score, while Chris Lebano added 57 yards and a touchdown on the ground as well.
But long before Subick, Lebano or even Rochester coach Scott Greene were born, another Rochester player set a school record that will never be broken.
On Oct. 27, 1956, Rochester fullback John Iverson returned the opening kickoff at Merchant Marine 103 yards for a touchdown. That record still stands today and, thanks to an NCAA changes on statistics that now caps kickoff returns at 100 yards, will stand for the foreseeable future.
Iverson's record is still listed in the Yellowjackets' record book with a note stating the new NCAA rule. According to the Rochester alumni office, Iverson is retired from IBM and currently resides in Newport, RI.
Top 25 glance: Salisbury keeps climbing, Alfred takes a tumble
Only three of the five teams ranked in last week's D3football.com Top 25 poll won this past weekend. The two that lost -- Kean and Alfred -- saw significant falls in the Week 7 poll.
Kean fell from No. 10 to No. 19, while Alfred plummeted from No. 23 to unranked with receiving a single vote.
Montclair State (No. 11 to No. 9), Delaware Valley (No. 14 to No. 13) and Salisbury (No. 18 to No. 14) all saw rises in their rankings. Cortland and Lebanon Valley remained just outside the top 25, while St. John Fisher and Rowan also picked up a few votes.
Quick hits
Chris D'Andrea rushed 193 yards and a touchdown on 37 carries as Montclair State rolled past William Paterson 20-0. The Red Hawks improved to 6-0 overall (5-0 NJAC), but will have to get by without starting quarterback Tom Fischer. Coach Rick Giancola said Tuesday he expected Fischer to miss the rest of the season with a fracture in his ankle. ... Troy Sant returned an interception -- his third in the last four games -- 34 yards for a touchdown as St. John Fisher topped Frostburg State 34-7. The Cardinals' Ryan Kramer rushed for 121 yards and two scores in the win. ... Drew Connolly hit Eric Zavadsky on a nine-yard, go-ahead touchdown pass late in the fourth quarter to lift Union to a key 10-6 win over conference rival St. Lawrence. St. Lawrence workhorse back Marcus Washington carried the ball a staggering 48 times for 171 yards and a touchdown. ... Chris Haupt passed for 272 yards and four touchdowns in Widener's 54-19 win over Stevenson. Stevenson's Jeromie Miller caught seven passes for 100 yards and two scores. ... Anthony Marascio had 10 tackles -- five for a loss -- and two sacks to spearhead a dominant Lycoming defensive effort in a 40-7 win over Wilkes. Offensively, running back Parker Showers rushed for 152 yards and two touchdowns. ... Jesse Scanna and Joe Kirchner each tallied two sacks as Cortland's defense shut down Western Connecticut en route to a 56-10 win. Cortland held Western Connecticut to just 143 yards of total offense. Dan Pitcher led the Cortland offense with 270 passing yards and three touchdowns. ... Springfield held off Ithaca, which had inserted its third quarterback of the game, in the final minutes to grab a 38-33 win Saturday. Josh Carter rushed for 224 yards and three touchdowns. Ithaca's Dan Ruffrage set a team record by returning a punt 91 yards for a touchdown. ... Rich Pete (156 rushing yards, one touchdown) led a ground attack that piled up 365 rushing yards in Buffalo State's 34-12 win over TCNJ. ... Andrew Benkwitt capped a nine-play, 71-yard drive late in the fourth quarter with a 16-yard touchdown to Jeremy Meier to rally Utica past Hartwick 20-17. ... Ben Guiles rushed for 148 yards and scored twice to become Lebanon Valley's all-time touchdowns leader in the Dutchmen's 51-7 win over FDU-Florham. ... Steve Hevalow rushed for 95 yards and a pair of touchdowns as Rowan won its third straight, defeating Morrisville State 36-17.
Looking ahead
Montclair State (6-0, 5-0 NJAC) will look to remain undefeated when it faces TCNJ (4-2, 3-2 NJAC) on the road at 2 p.m. Saturday. TCNJ is coming off a disappointing loss to Buffalo State, while Montclair State just lost its starting quarterback for the season.
The Empire 8 might belong to Salisbury now, but St. John Fisher (5-1, 3-0 Empire 8) won't concede it quietly. The Cardinals face Springfield (4-2, 2-2 Empire 8) on the road at 2 p.m. Saturday in a pivotal conference clash.
Both Lebanon Valley (5-1, 3-1 MAC) and Widener (6-1, 4-1 MAC) are chasing conference leader Delaware Valley, but only one will remain a close second after the two teams meet at 1 p.m. Saturday.
Other games of note: Buffalo State at Rowan, 1:30 p.m., Saturday; St. Lawrence at RPI, 1 p.m., Saturday.
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The boss of the Shifting Passages is Evolvia (there is also another random boss). Every time Evolvia is struck, his special abilities change randomly to one of the following:
The boss of the Shifting Passages is Evolvia (there is also another random boss). Every time Evolvia is struck, his special abilities change randomly to one of the following:
* Counters
* Counters Fireball
* Physical Resist 80%
* Physical Resist 80%
* Death Gaze 100%
* Death Gaze 100%
* Undead
* Undead
* Poisonous
* Poisonous
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Shifting Passages
When you begin playing this dungeon, the Shifting Passages have a few walls but you generally have full freedom of movement. Every time you slay a monster, however, additional walls will appear, eventually forming a long and winding maze that can trap you. Once the maze is fully-formed, additional walls will not appear. Combined with the fact that the boss can teleport, this can easily leave you blocked.
The Changeling enemy is unique to the Shifting Passages. They have a different special ability depending on your chosen class.
- Fighter - 1 death protection
- Warlord - 1 death protection per level (this is by far the most dangerous type of Changeling)
- Rogue - First Strike
- Assassin - Poisonous
- Monk - fast regeneration
- Paladin - 50% physical resist
- Wizard - magic attack
- Sorcerer - retaliates fireball
- Bloodmage - bloodless
The Changeling has no special abilities if you pick any of the other classes.
The boss of the Shifting Passages is Evolvia (there is also another random boss). Every time Evolvia is struck, his special abilities change randomly to one of the following:
- Counters Fireball
- Physical Resist 80%
- Death Gaze 100%
- Undead
- Poisonous
Evolvia always has first strike and blink.
Like most of the maze levels, Shifting Passages will force you to find some way to avoid being trapped. Use of the IMAWAL glyph is highly discouraged as there is a virtually 100% chance this will block you off. Unless you have the ENDISWAL glyph, you should convert IMAWAL on sight. Likewise, this means worshipping the Earthmother is a terrible idea. Finding the ENDISWAL glyph or using any form of knockback is highly advisable to make the dungeon more porous and easier to move around. Because Evolvia teleports, you will need to make many holes in the way in order to chase him unless you can kill virtually every other monster.
Because Evolvia teleports, has retaliate fireball in one of his forms, and has a reasonably high number of hit points a pure caster strategy is almost certainly suicide. You will need to be either a melee specialist or a hybrid in order to fight him effectively. Similarly, his death gaze and 80% physical resist form means that melee specialists still want to carry the BURNDAYRAZ glyph. If at all possible, try to kill the other boss before exploration is complete, allowing you to focus on Evolvia alone after you've completely explored the dungeon.
Recommended Classes
With the ability to kill weaker monsters with Swift Hands, the Assassin is well-equipped to navigate through the Shifting Passages and chase after the teleporting Evolvia. Using his poison, he can usually kill the first boss before exploration is complete which will allow him to focus his remaining efforts on Evolvia. Recommended races are Elf, Goblin, or Human.
The Rogue will need to find a way to boost his hit points to survive attacks from Evolvia, but his massive damage output means that he can easily cleave through weaker monsters to chase after him. Being able to kill Evolvia with fewer blows means there's a lower chance of getting stuck or having to waste mana on a fireball to make him change to a more favourable form. You will probably need either Jehora Jeheyu or the Glowing Guardian in order to increase your hit points if you are not playing as a dwarf. Recommended races are Orc and Dwarf.
Although changelings will have an absolutely devastating special effect, the Warlord's CYDSTEPP ability is largely unaffected by any of Evolvia's specials; only his 80% physical resist form is of any real consequence to a Warlord. Like a Rogue, the high-damage Warlord can usually clean up Evolvia before he's had a chance to run around too much. The Warlord will need to find some way to break walls to move around Changelings, as he has effectively no way to kill higher-level ones. Recommended races are Orc or Gnome.
With the BLUDTUPOWA glyph, the Bloodmage is well-equipped to kill the first boss with pure caster tactics and also bore some holes into the walls with ENDISWAL if he can find it. Once he's finished with the first boss, the Bloodmage can then start fighting as a primarily melee character and use his blood pools to support his fighting. Be careful not to get cut off from your blood pools. Recommended races are Human, Elf, Gnome, or Orc.


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NCSE's Scott joins Scientific American's revamped Board of Advisers
Dr. Eugenie C. Scott has joined Scientific American's revamped and expanded Board of Advisers. In her new role, Dr. Scott will have a hand in shaping the course of the magazine, offering advice and feedback on upcoming editorial plans, manuscripts, article proposals, and more.
The University of California Museum of Paleontology (UCMP), in partnership with the American Institute of Biological Sciences (AIBS) and the National Evolutionary Synthesis Center (NESCent), has received NSF funding to expand the highly successful Understanding Evolution website (UE) with the aim of improving evolution education at the college level — and college instructors of introductory biology are needed to serve on a teacher advisory board for the project.
At last, the latest iteration of NCSE's pioneering experimental steveometry apparatus — the Project Steve t-shirt — is available for order! The names of the first 1099 signatories to Project Steve are printed in white on a quality cotton/poly black t-shirt, along with the slogan, "Over 1000 scientists named Steve agree.
NCSE's executive director Eugenie C. Scott will receive the Fellows' Medal, the highest honor of the California Academy of Sciences, in a ceremony in San Francisco on October 13, 2009.
NCSE is delighted to congratulate Brian Alters, a member of NCSE's board of directors, on receiving the prestigious McNeil Medal for the Public Awareness of Science from the Royal Society of Canada, in
recognition of "his world-famous work on the promotion of education about evolution."
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as I was saying,
Sushi Dokoro Maeshima
......what a mouthful for a name of a restaurant, which is more than I can say for its servings though.
In honor of the Budapest Babe, we met up for dinner at SDM, in Federal Hotel. Traffic on that Friday was horrendous, and almost everyone was late. Lemongrass was there, looking regal and as if she owned the place.
The usual complimentary appetiser. I think one could write a book one these alone, as every restaurant seems to serve one of these, but they all one one thing in common. Cost wise, I think its usually less than 20 sen. I mean how much can a few scrunched up greens and few grains of sesame seed cost. I also wonder if its complimentary or are they like the chinese restaurants, where you are charged per head regardless.
You know how pressed flowers and leaves just leave behind their veins.... but its pressed flatter than some women's chests... but this one is kept in its 3D form. Fascinating. Omigoodness, we're paying for decor.
Okay, the saba shioyaki was very reasonably priced, and tasted very good. Exceedingly fresh, and grilled to perfection.
I'm not sure what are these, but they remind me of chicken nuggets.
With luscious lips like these slurping up the chawan mushi, how can one resist. (the chawan mushi, not the lips). I had to order one too. In any case, as I said, it was a cold wintery night. Nothing like warm egg to fill a still famished belly.
The tempura was good, but nothing to shout about. For RM30, I can't really give accolades for generosity.
I'm not sure if they had run out of egg by the time we ordered our Chawan Mushi, cos it was only half a cup, as opposed to Nigel's 3/4. Even he remarked, yerr!
By this time a few of us exclaimed shock and horror when told that THAT WAS IT. Carbo filler time. So added the fried rices to top up. This one here is the plain fried rice, ie, rice with egg. Hats off to the chef for turning something so simple to something so delectable, hence the ability to charge RM8 per bowl. Fan chow fan. Likewise with the garlic fried rice below.
Ah, if I had to pick a favourite of the night, it would be this. Home made, home pulled noodles. Excellent. The texture of the noodle is perfect, crunchy, rubbery without being overly so, ...really quite special. And I'm not even a fan of cold noodles. I think it was Nigel who said there was something primevial about dipping noodles in soup like that communally and tucking in.
So, the dinner worked out to RM90 per head, without sake, and RM110 with sake.
To be fair, I hear from reliable sources that their OMAKASE is to die for. RM250++, and you're guaranteed satisfaction, both on the tongue and in the belly. Apparently its really good value for money. Well, since I am no Japanese food connoiseur, it will be a snowy day in KL before you see me part with nearly RM300 for that.
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I'm a Hornet news — Jan. 15January 15, 2014
REMINDER, our Spring 2014 General Assembly meeting is scheduled for Tuesday, January 21, 2014 at 2:00pm in the Memorial Union, Webb Hall. Prior to our assembly, starting at 1:00pm in the Memorial Union, Preston Room, will be a special meeting to discuss our re-accreditation draft report for the Higher Learning Commission's (HLC) campus visit scheduled for March 23-25, 2015.
CONGRATS to Carol Russell from the Teachers College; inaugural recipient of the new Ervay Family Award for Applied Scholarship; Carol's award for applied research for children's creativity and the Children Inspire Glass project displayed at the Eppink Gallery http://youtu.be/U9-QmPW6E2s.
Hornet THANKS to the power house, police & safety staff who HAD to work through Christmas Eve, Christmas, New Year's Eve, and New Year's Day in our 24/7 operations.
Roe R. Cross Professor and Dean of the College of Liberal Arts & Sciences, Dr. Marie Miller, announced her retirement from Emporia State beginning June 2014; during her 20 year tenure at the university, Marie also received the Presidential Award for Distinguished Service to Diversity and Ruth Schillnger Faculty Award. Don't be surprised to see Marie more involved in civic and service projects in Americus!
511 employees of Emporia State pledged and contributed $38,107 for the annual campaign for the United Way of the Flint Hills; special thanks to Marilyn Buchele was serving as our campus campaign chair.
Alumni Relations is coordinating a new initiative among all six KBOR University Alumni Associations to build legislative support by pairing key legislators with alumni advocates from each of these institutions http://www.kansasregents.org/resources/PDF/2732-KBOR_legislativeadvocacytraining-Dec2013.pdf.
Ray Hauke, Vice President for Administration and Fiscal Affairs, has announced his plans to retire at the end of June 2014. Ray has served as Vice President since July 1998 and oversees fiscal, facilities, and human resources. Ray plans to spend more time with family, friends, and local service organizations/projects (and, probably play more golf!).
In the terms of today's college students, Shout Out to Emporia State's Shared Governance – classified, faculty, student, and unclassified – collecting 1,295 cans of food for Emporia's Salvation Army and Abundant Harvest food pantries.
Recently, Emporia State's Office of International Education has joined the National Student Exchange, a program offering inter-university student exchange programs in the United States, Canada, Guam, Puerto Rico, and the U.S. Virgin Islands.
ESU's No Child Left Behind Improving Teacher Quality competitive grant proposal was selected for funding of $102,000 for 19 months. This will be used to improve content knowledge and instruction of social science teachers working in high-need areas of Kansas.
Police & Safety is happy to announce that Jerry Cook was promoted from Officer to Corporal, Chris Johnson was promoted from Corporal to Sergeant and Pat Ford, former City of Emporia Police Department, has been hired as the new Officer.
ESU Foundation, having mailed newly-designed Stewardship Reports to more than 750 established donors of endowed scholarship and program support funds in late November, has seen an influx of more than $120,000 in gifts from these donors to their endowed funds.
Emporia State is poised to be the first college or university in the country using Ellucian's Banner ERP system to provide "touch-free" electronic transcript processing and delivery. The effort was a partnership between Emporia State's Registrar, Information Technology, Ellucian, and National Student Clearinghouse.
Admissions Counselors have completed more than 2, 700 calls to undergraduate applicants for Spring/Summer/Fall 2014, and over 900 packets for newly accepted admitted freshman were mailed prior to the December break. Many tweeted photos have been received from excited new Hornets!
3 Emporia State undergraduate/graduate students are featured on The Foundation for a Better Life (www.values.com) website: http://www.values.com/values-on-campus.
ESU will soon begin the search for three senior administrative positions; Associate Provost, Dean of the College of Liberal Arts and Sciences, and Vice President for Administration and Fiscal Affairs; positions will have an anticipated start date of July 1, 2014.
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Taste-test: Taco Bell desserts
Taco Bell introduced two new desserts to its menu this week: churros and cookie sandwiches. Naturally, we were skeptical of a fast-food restaurant's desserts, so we took them for a test ride over our taste-bud highway. Here's what we thought.Want more? Discuss this article and others on RedEye's Facebook page.
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What would have happened if Kevin Garnett had decided to take up competitive gaming instead of basketball? This. This would have happened.
This kid is the total package. Not only does he bring the screaming, chest-thumping mania that every "Video Game Kid Freaks Out" video requires, he also comes strong with a sneering imperiousness. That moment at the 47-second mark, when he looks over at his opponents and dismisses them with a curt, "Get off me!" is my favorite part. So cold.


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Confessions of a King
For this week's arts profile, writer Blake Driver interviewed "Lawrence Welk Show" dancer Cissy King. She shared insights about Welk's famous ability to butcher a phrase, and talked about her transition from the Hollywood spotlight to doing community theater here in her hometown. Check out the above video to see what King was up to roughly half a century ago, then go see her in Albuquerque Little Theater's Singin' in the Rain this weekend.


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Your new hires should have viewed the online NYU New Employee Orientation Program and Enrolled in Benefits within 31 days from their date of hire.
However, it is critical to officially welcome and orient your new employees to your part of the organization. (See Guidelines For Conducting an Orientation Program Within Your School or Division below.)
For additional tips and suggestions, use the Onboarding Tools at right to assist you in welcoming and orienting new employees. While intended for new administrators and staff employees, these tools may be helpful for new faculty members as well.
Your new hire should have viewed the online NYU New Employee Orientation Program, sponsored by the Human Resources Division, on his/her first day of work, which provided your new employee with a broad overview of the NYU organization, as well as the main services, privileges and resources that are available to him/her.
It is now time for you to "immerse" your new hire in your specific school/division! The onboarding process for a new employee doesn't happen in one day, one month, or even six months; it is an ongoing process. However, it is ideal to provide the new hire with a formal orientation to your part of the organization within his/her first week of work.
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Tarot 101: An Intro to Tarot (Part 1).
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# # For the latest collection of R.E.M. chords & tab, go to # http://www.uark.edu/~cbray/rem/ # # If you have any corrections or additions to this file, please email them # to email@example.com # YOU ARE THE EVERTHING (Mandolin Tablature) From: driver8 (firstname.lastname@example.com) Chords...Am -0- G -3- D -2- C -0- -0- -2- -0- -3- -2- -0- -0- -2- -2- -0- --- -0-To play the intro...Am, with a repeated pull off on the 3rd string... then just alternate G/D and then G/C for the verses... FIRST VERSE G D Sometimes I feel like I can't even sing G I'm very scared for this world, I'm very D G scared for me. Eviscerate your memory. D Here's a scene, you're in the backseat G laying down, the windows, wrap around D C to the sound of the travel and the engine. G C All you hear is time stand still in travel. G You feel such peace and absolute, the stillness C G still that doesn't end but slowly drifts into sleep the stars are the...**right after "stars are the" ---1-0--------- --------5-0---- -------------0- ---------------the chorus goes...--5-5-5-5-3-5-0-0-3-2-0-------------------------------3-0---------------------------------------------------------------repeat chorus until "everything" where you start the G/D to G/C progression all over again... CHORUS... greatest thing you've ever seen they're there for you G for you alone, you are the everything SECOND VERSE D I think about this world a lot G I cry and I've seen the films and D G the eyes. I mend this kitchen. D Everything is beautiful. She is so G D beautiful, she is so young and old C i look at her and I see the beauty of G C the light of music. The voices talking G somewhere in the house late spring and your C drifting off to sleep with your G teeth in your mouth. *End the verse the same way as before CHORUS You are here with me You are here with me You have been here and you are the everything *Chorus is played the same BUT...instead of going to a G chord and another verse, play the Am intro with the pull-off and THEN go to the G/D G/C verse progression VERSE THREE Same as the first verse. The third verse chorus is... You are here with me You are here with me You have been here and you are everything You have been here and you are everything end with...--5-5-5-5-3-5-3-5-0--0-----------------------0-----------------------2-----------------------2--This is a pretty basic and dry version... With a little practice and some subtle changes you can make this one sound real nice. Any other mandolin playing R.E.M. fans out there? This is the first time I've ever done this so..... corrections or remarks? --> firstname.lastname@example.com


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A friend made me watch the two hour Intro and I loved it! But forgot all about it til I saw this so will go looking...thanks!
The kids of Glee will sing the national anthem before Game 3 of the World Series on Saturday. I believe there's also a test bombing run scheduled right during that singing.
I really enjoy glee....mostly for Sue!! haha
A really good mash-up even though everyone was high
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NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Joe Girardi was at a luncheon here Wednesday when he learned that free agent infielders Eric Chavez and Jeff Keppinger had signed with other clubs.
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Joe Girardi was at a luncheon here Wednesday when he learned that free agent infielders Eric Chavez and Jeff Keppinger had signed with other clubs.
That was enough for the Yankees manager to shun the dessert.
"You have to start thinking about what do you do next," Girardi said before heading up to general manager Brian Cashman's suite at the Opryland Hotel.
The winter meetings conclude Thursday, though it was hard to tell the Yankees had arrived based on three days of virtual inactivity. "It is amazing," one AL East executive said.
By Wednesday night, the Yankees were attempting to fill their right-field vacancy with lefty-hitting free agent Nate Schierholtz, who batted .257 with six homers and 27 RBI in 241 combined at-bats with San Francisco and Philadelphia in 2012.
Still, Schierholtz's presence would necessitate adding a right-handed hitting complement, such as Scott Hairston. And that likely would end the Yanks' pursuit of lefty hitters Ichiro Suzuki and Raul Ibanez, unless Cashman was plotting a bold move — such as trading Curtis Granderson.
Cashman sent word through the club's media relations department that he would not speak to reporters Wednesday.
Agent Scott Boras talked about the Yanks' frugality with astonishment.
"I think the model to be a Goliath is wholly different than the approach they're taking," Boras said of the Yankees' effort to get the 2014 payroll under $189 million to save on the luxury tax and gain in revenue sharing.
But according to Boras, the revenue gains might not be as much as anticipated to truly justify the Yanks' decrease in spending.
The Yankees already have let catcher Russell Martin sign with the Pirates without a plan to replace him. Even the most middling of free agents has proved out of their range.
Chavez and Keppinger were considered as a possible third-base platoon to replace Alex Rodriguez, whose impending hip surgery is expected to keep him sidelined until July.
But Keppinger agreed to a reported three-year, $12 million deal with the White Sox, while Chavez accepted a one-year, $3 million offer from the Diamondbacks.
That put White Sox free agent Kevin Youkilis back in the spotlight as a possible Yankees target, though the Cleveland Indians were said to be largely in the hunt.
In Cleveland, Youkilis would be reunited with former Red Sox skipper and new Indians manager Terry Francona. But the Yankees had been in contact with Youkilis' agent.
Francona was said to have personally called free agent Nick Swisher about playing for Cleveland. The Mariners are considered the other main suitor for Swisher, who averaged 26 homers and 87 RBI per year in four seasons as the Yanks' right fielder.
Chavez, 35, hit .281 with 16 homers and 37 RBI in a part-time role for the Yankees, and Cashman had just engaged in talks this week to bring him back.
Now Chavez's departure to Arizona, where he has a home, might send Cashman toward friend and former Yankees colleague Kevin Towers. The Diamondbacks general manager, Towers could make veteran infielders Willie Bloomquist or John McDonald available.
Each player is on the final year of a reasonable contract and both are solid third basemen; Bloomquist hit .302 last year and also can play shortstop and the outfield.
Hiroyuki Nakajima also is considered an option. Last winter, the Yankees won a posting bid for Nakajima, 30, but failed to sign him. Mets manager Terry Collins, who saw Nakajima play in Japan, considered him a "prototypical American infielder" with a strong arm and some offensive pop.
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On July 17, 2010, after a P90X workout, Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa and his police bodyguard began riding mountain bikes west in the bike lane on Venice Boulevard. About 6:30 p.m., heading toward La Cienega Boulevard, they were cut off by a taxi cab. Villaraigosa flipped over the handlebars. His elbow shattered on the asphalt.
Two days later, with his arm in a cast, he told his staff, "Let's use this as a teachable moment" -- and for good reason. He and the city had a lot to learn about how to make bikes safer to ride and how to integrate them into the transportation system.
Before the crash, L.A. was known as one of the least bike-friendly cities in the country. Advocates had struggled unsuccessfully for years to get bike lanes and paths. As other big cities raced ahead with cycling infrastructure and automated bike-sharing programs, using cycling to lessen transportation congestion and pollution, L.A. did nothing. The city was known more for anti-cyclist road rage, personified by a Brentwood doctor who was jailed for injuring two cyclists on Mandeville Canyon Road in 2008.
That same year, Alex Kenefick of the Los Angeles County Bicycle Coalition said, "The mayor has 20 things on his plate, and cycling isn't one of them."


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Forgive the above title, it's colloquial and catchy but aside from that complete bullshit. Our self-assigned mission to visit all the cellar doors in the Canberra region has meant that casa notional has been awash with local vino for more than 12 months.
What it has been a long time between, is fresh posts – something I'm aiming to rectify very soon. In the meantime, I've noticed Bryan Martin, winemaker at Ravensworth and Clonakilla, is now blogging a selection of his Canberra Times food columns and it's well worth a look. Finally, if you're after thoughtful wine reviews and reports* then Chris Shanahan's site is the one to bookmark.
Meanwhile, if you're browsing some of the cellar door lists for Canberra, you might come across England's Creek and Four Winds Vineyard. Both grow grapes and Four Winds does produce wine under its Alinga label, but neither are open to the public.
England's Creek grows contract grapes for the local wine market so chances are you've already gargled some of their produce.
Four Winds has deal with the Arc Cinema at the National Film and Sound Archive but I haven't been tempted by their screenings lately, so I haven't had a chance to try any (although Our MIC tells me he's spotted them on sale at the Kingston IGA). You can order their wines online and you can also follow them on twitter.
*On the other hand, if you enjoy too many footnotes and weak jokes, then head straight to our notional archives.
Cross-posted from Our Notional Capital, where Dame Mint Pattie blogs with Our Man in Canberra; the rest of the series is here.


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Russell Brand: 'Arthur remake was a mistake'
The Forgetting Sarah Marshall star took on the title role in the 2011 remake of Dudley Moore's classic 1981 comedy, about a drunken playboy set to inherit a fortune, but it was widely panned by critics.
The funnyman admits his inexperience combined with his over-enthusiasm for the project was a recipe for disaster, and reveals he was hurt by the negative response.
He tells The Sun newspaper, "I didn't know a lot about script construction. I know more now. I was just embracing things enthusiastically. I thought I could do anything. I felt a little bit bruised (by the reaction). I felt I'd made a mistake."


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Evaluation of the Implementation of WFIRST in the Context of New Worlds, New Horizons in Astronomy and Astrophysics assesses whether the proposed Astrophysics Focused Telescope Assets (AFTA) design reference mission described in the April 30, 2013 report of the AFTA Science Definition Team (SDT), WFIRST-2.4, is responsive to the overall strategy to pursue the science objectives of New Worlds, New Horizons in Astronomy and Astrophysics, and in particular, the survey's top ranked, large-scale, space-based priority: the Wide Field Infrared Survey Telescope (WFIRST). This report considers the versions of WFIRST-2.4 with and without the coronagraph, as described in the AFTA SDT report. The report compares the WFIRST mission described in New Worlds, New Horizons to the AFTA SDT WFIRST-2.4 design reference mission, with and without the coronagraph, on the basis of their science objectives, technical complexity, and programmatic rationale, including projected cost. This report gives an overview of relevant scientific, technical, and programmatic changes that have occurred since the release of New Worlds, New Horizons, and assesses the responsiveness of the WFIRST mission to the science and technology objectives of the New Worlds report.
The field of condensed matter and materials research has played a key role in meeting our nation\'s needs in a number of areas, including energy, health, and climate change. Harvesting the Fruits of Inquiry highlights a few of the societal benefits that have flowed from research in this field. This report communicates the role that condensed matter and materials research plays in addressing societal needs. The report uses examples to illustrate how research in this area has contributed directly to efforts to address the nation\'s needs in providing sustainable energy, meeting health needs, and addressing climate change issues. Written in an accessible style, this report will be of interest to academia, government agencies, and Congress.


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Nimble by Balance Bar - Sneak-peek alert! These protein-packed bars won't hit shelves for a few more weeks, but they're available online and we want to give you an early heads-up! They are the BEST bars we've tried in a while. Unlike many protein bars, the texture is light, like chewy nougat. These are also loaded with nutrients, vitamins, and other good-for-us stuff, AND they're naturally sweetened with Truvia. In Yogurt Orange Swirl (yummy) and Peanut Butter (OMG-your-head-might-fall-off amazing!), each bar has 120 calories, 4g fat, 95 - 125mg sodium, 14g carbs, 5g fiber, 4g sugars, and 10g protein (PointsPlus® value 3*). Applegate Naturals Barbecue Chicken Breast - Wait, it's deli-style chicken that tastes like BARBECUE? And it's natural too?! Just try to keep us away from this. The stats are great: Each 2-oz. serving has 60 calories, 1.5g fat, 420mg sodium, 1g carbs, 0g fiber, 1g sugars, and 10g protein (PointsPlus® value 1*). Nice! Keebler Town House Italian Herb Flatbread Crisps - These crisps are so crunchy and soooooo incredibly delicious. Top them with light cheese, or just pop 'em straight! A 6-cracker serving has 70 calories, 2g fat, 130mg sodium, 12g carbs, <1g fiber, <1g sugars, and 1g protein (PointsPlus® value 2*). P.S. They also come in Sea Salt & Olive Oil, but this flavor is better.
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The Department of Public Safety is located in the Center for Health Professions 1042, with satellite offices throughout campus.
Students, faculty or staff encountering emergencies or violations of College regulations or local, State or federal law should report these incidents to one of the following:
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Community members, students, faculty, staff, and guests should report all crimes and public safety related incidents to NWACC's DPS in a timely manner. Crimes should be reported to the DPS to ensure inclusion in the annual crime statistics and to aid in providing timely warning notices to the community when appropriate. It is the responsibility of DPS to investigate and follow up on all reports of criminal activity on campus. In some cases DPS officers are assisted in their investigations by other area law enforcement agencies. If assistance is required from other police agencies or fire departments, DPS will contact the appropriate unit.
One of the primary objectives of the College is to provide a safe and healthy environment that enhances the learning experience and complements the College's educational mission. As an integral part of the Northwest Arkansas community, NWACC shares many of the same crime and security challenges as the counties and cities in our area.
While the College has been fortunate in not experiencing excessive criminal activity, students, faculty and staff should exercise reasonable care to avoid becoming a victim of crime. There is always the possibility of a criminal act against a member of the NWACC community despite the best efforts of the administrative and public safety staff. The safest environment can only be achieved through the cooperative efforts of staff, faculty, and students working together.
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The College Police Department is staffed with both commissioned Police Officers and with noncommissioned Security Officers.
Crimes or Emergencies on Campus
Emergencies: In any emergency dial 9-1-1. If you are dialing from a college-system telephone, dialing 9-1-1 will automatically connect you to the 9-1-1 operator. You do NOT have to dial 9-9-1-1. After completing your call to the 9-1-1 operator, you should immediately contact the College Police Department (619-4229) to inform the on-duty personnel of the emergency.
Crimes: All crimes of whatever nature should be initially reported to the NorthWest Arkansas Community College Police Department. The College Police Department can be contacted by telephone, by or in person. Telephone contact should be made by dialing 619-4229 (on-campus, simply dial 4229). Persons desiring to make personal contact should come to the Police Department office in Burns Hall, Office #1205.
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Text Report Singkat Kinds of Earthquake - Earthquake often happens around us. It brings greatdamages. Earthquake is hard to be predicted and that makes lot victims.
Actually there are three kinds of earthquake. This kinds of earthquake are commonly base on the factor and geological area where the earthquakes happen. These three kinds of earthquake are tectonic, volcanic and explosion.
Tectonic earthquakes is most common one. This kind of earthquake happens while earth's crust rocks break because of the geological strength created by moving of the earth's plates.
Volcanic earthquakes happen exactly with volcanic activity.Volcanic earthquakes are when the volcano produces acidic lava, which drys quickly, when it drys quickly it blocks the top ofthe volcano. This make no more magma can escape.
Pressure starts to build up and eventually the acidic lava can no longer stand the pressure. So the volcano is free to explode, the pressure is released so fast that an earthquake is caused. A volcanic earthquake is usually kept within 10-20 miles of the volcano.
Explosion earthquakes are the result of the collapse earthquakes that are small earthquakes occurring in underground mines and caverns.
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First, a confession: I did not expect this book to win me over. A confirmed cynic, I naturally am on guard against the sentimental or prosaic. But, contrary to my intentions, I fell for the story, its characters, and veterinarian Nick Trout's insightful writing.
Love Is the Best Medicine is Trout's second book. His Tell Me Where It Hurts: A Day of Humor, Healing, and Hope in My Life as an Animal Surgeon has been loved by many Bark readers; it offers a behind-the-scenes glimpse into a typically hectic and fascinating day in the life of a veterinary surgeon at Boston's Angell Medical Center. Love Is the Best Medicine takes a different tack, delving deep into the lives of two exceptional dogs and the people whose lives they affect, not least Dr. Trout's.
The narrative follows the medical plight of two parties: Helen, a stray elderly Cocker Spaniel with the good fortune to cross the paths of Eileen and Ben Aronson; and Cleo, a Miniature Pinscher with an unusual and enduring gift, whose owner, Sandi Rasmussen, possesses an incredible generosity of spirit. But at its essence, Love is bigger than the story of these two dogs and their people; it is a meditation on benevolence, selflessness and guilt. It is an acknowledgment of the power inherent in an acute bond between a pet and her person. It is what happens when a scientist accepts that this power has the capacity to heal.
I would be remiss if I didn't mention the one problem I found: On two occa- sions, the author refers approvingly to Cesar Millan. Dr. Trout would do well to check in with the American Veterinary Society of Animal Behavior, the American College of Veterinary Behaviorists, and the Society of Veterinary Behavior Technicians (among others), all of whom have spoken out against the punishment-based methods used by Millan.
Love Is the Best Medicine will likely cause tears, but not from any manipulative pulling of heartstrings. The tears — not to mention chills — come in response to acts of kindness performed by exceptional people and animals. And, while Helen and Cleo truly are extraordinary dogs, and Eileen and Sandi extraordinary dog guardians, they also represent us — when we open our hearts and give away what is so freely given to us.


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As an expert pro football analyst, having more than once advanced the idea that goal posts should move rapidly back and forth during field goal attempts, I can't wait for tonight's Super Bowl game between the San Francisco 49ers and whatever professional elite football team they're playing against.
But Super Bowl Sunday is more than a game. It's become an American ritual, an unofficial holiday, easily the height of the social season for straight men and gay women across the nation. It's an excuse to eat a pile of nacho dip the size of Vince Wilfork. It's a reason to wear numbered football jerseys, although I, personally, would never be caught dead in one because they're silly. And you're actually supposed to watch the commercials.
But for all the things you're entitled to do, there are a few important don'ts. So as a public service, I offer the following tips to help you make the most of tonight's festivities.
Don't feel bad for Tom Brady. I succumbed to this emotion when the Patriots lost to the Ravens, because their win was supposed to be a surer thing than any of the drunken characters on HBO's "Girls." This feeling dissipated when I picked up People magazine and saw the new $20 million Los Angeles home soon to be inhabited by Tom and Gisele Bundchen, his human stick-figure spouse. Of course, the Bradys could donate a week's salary and bail out Greece, so you'd hardly expect them to hunker down in a trailer park. But this 22,000-square-foot mega-mansion outshines Cinderella's Castle in the Magic Kingdom. It also includes a moat, which either means that Tom is becoming a pretentious dandy, or he's been watching too many episodes of "Game of Thrones." Regardless, anyone who blows dough in 2013 on an edifice intended to ward off Saxon invaders is not a man to be pitied.
Don't be offended by the Volkswagen ad: No Super Bowl would be complete without a controversial commercial, and this year it's a funny Volkswagen ad that shows a white office worker from the Midwest speaking in the Caribbean island's lilting "don't worry, be happy" accent. The commercial is a hoot, but critics who are paid to find offense consider it culturally insensitive. These critics need to chill, perhaps with a trip to Jamaica, which boasts of its population's easy-going ebullience and actively uses it to attract tourists. The island's government has endorsed the commercial. Most importantly, my colleague Clive McFarlane is from Jamaica, and he likes it.
Don't Switch to Downton Abbey: Granted, it would be great fun as a party host to suddenly change channels deep into the fourth quarter during a close game and then disappear with the remote. But what's the point? Americans may be entranced by this endearing family of highborn English snoots, but the show is going downhill. First it killed off Lady Sybil, easily the most likable and interesting of the Crawley sisters. Now we learn that their father, the noble Lord Grantham, is essentially a fop. Not only did he lose the fortune of his rich American wife who talks funny, but he mismanaged the Downton estate and got poor Sybil killed by trusting the wrong doctor. And don't even get me started on the simpering Lady Edith, who's the whiny English equivalent of Jan Brady (Marcia Marcia Marcia!!). The only character worth watching is Lady Mary, and that's only because she could out-snoot the queen.
Don't be surprised when a homophobic cornerback mouths off about gays and then realizes the next day, with the help of the NFL's public relations staff, that he actually loves the gays and even has gay relatives that he speaks with, although not every day or anything because they're busy. And don't be surprised when this breathtakingly inarticulate football player suddenly becomes succinct and eloquent in his personal written apology.
Don't go near the spinach squares. If you happen to be at the same party as me tonight, you'll notice that I baked some delicious spinach squares that look really healthy because they contain spinach. But don't be deceived. They're also filled with 10 pounds of artery-clogging butter and cheese, which is why they're yummy.
Don't call in sick tomorrow. Regardless of whatever ridiculous excuse you manage to manufacture, no one will believe it. So unless you want your colleagues to know you're a wuss who can't hold your liquor, buck up.
Don't buy a $100 square. If you do, you'll end up getting a 0, which is a great number, but also a 5, which is horrid. So your odds of winning the pool are practically nil, and you've just blown some hard-earned money you could have spent on a cool new pair of boots from Sak's at the Wrentham Outlets, which is having a sale.
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Cooking with Children: How to Make "Stone Soup"
Children as young as 2- or 3-years old are capable of helping with cooking. Involving children with meal preparation teaches them real-life skills and helps them feel capable and confident.
This week on Sunday with Sarah I demonstrate how I made Stone Soup (vegetable soup) with the children in my kindergarten class.
Though I never use a recipe, here are the general instructions:
- Chop an apple and an onion. Peel and crush 2-4 cloves of garlic. Sauté the apples, onions and garlic in olive oil and about a tablespoon of butter.
- Add 2-3 bouillon cubes, or 2-3 T. of bouillon paste (I like Better Than Bouillon) to the sauteed mixture.
- Add 2-3 quarts of water and put a clean, washed stone in the pot, and let simmer.
- Have children help you chop whatever vegetables you have on hand. Veggies can include potatoes, carrots, squash, sweet potatoes, peppers, broccoli, celery, zucchini, kale, spinach, or virtually any other type of fresh vegetable.
- Have children help add chopped vegetables to pot.
- Add a cup of barley or rice that has been rinsed and soaked overnight, or pasta in fun shapes.
- Let simmer for an hour.
- Enjoy! (Makes a full pot that will feed a family, with enough for leftovers.)
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Click here to read the Stone Soup story.
Bon appétit!
If you decide to make Stone Soup with your children, let me know how it turns out! In what other ways to you involve your child/ren in the kitchen? What cooking tasks have they helped you with? Share your thoughts, comments and questions here!


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His ultimate goal was to pass away on Christmas. And he made it.
One of my most favorite all-time comedians is the incomprehensible W. C. Fields. Nothing, I mean nothing, he found was so serious as if our lifecycle was not one great big joke. Now that is my kind of fellow. Laurel and Hardy are an extremely close second.
Even at the hospital, as he was passing away from alcohol complications of the stomach, two of his dearest friends visited him. The most shocking thing stared them in the face one day before he expired as they entered the room. An avowed atheist, they found him reading the Bible.
They questioned him as to why he was reading that book.
�Trying to look for loopholes.�
And that was the beauty of the man who brought out the real side of the human personality.
His great humor transcends the underlying human instinct that in some way we must win over our fellow man.
�Anything worth having is worth cheating for.�
Those of us who were considered backward in school gravitate to Fields. No matter what, we scratched, clawed, copied, and yes, cheated to keep going. It was survival. Now they have finally found reasons for us who were slow. Dyslexia, attention deficit disorder, and other complications. But back in his days and mine and yours, we were simply dumb.
And so we who were left behind found in Fields and Laurel and Hardy happiness because they showed us we could survive. Sometimes later in life common sense won over book learning and we made it.
�A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.�
But he found great comedy in slow folks like me.
�The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.�
He also loved the arts as many of us do whether painting, sculpture, or classical verse and theater
�I drink. Therefore I am.�
�Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?�
And he put to shame the Greek immortal stories of animals such as the hare, the turtle, and the eagle.
�The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down a rat hole with baited breath!�
And of business ventures?
�It is morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.�
�There comes a time when a man must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.�
And of young children whom I smile at that are not my own.
�Anyone who hates children and dogs can�t be all bad.�
�I never met a kid I liked.�
�Children should never be seen or heard from � ever again.�
�I love children � well done.�
And even at his last moment he winked at the nurse before he breathed his last. What a guy.
And his last request for his tombstone?
�On the whole I�d rather be in Philadelphia.�
Can we approach life with happiness and fun all the way to the end? W. C. Fields showed us the way. I just bet he was amazed when he was in front of the heavenly gates, and even more astounding, he�s keeping the whole crew up there in stitches.
Fair winds to ye matey.
Merry Christmas.
Chick Huettel is a longtime Walton County resident, writer and artist. He is a member of a number of local organizations including the Emerald Coast Archeological Society. Email him in care of The Sun at email@example.com.


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Fisting the vagina during anal sex, and twisting the fist providing extra stimulation to the vagina and penis.
I was fisting her, then started fucking her ass for the full pepper grinder combo
by UnofficialButTrue November 29, 2018
1. A sexual act in which you or you bitch puts both hands on your penis (if size permits), and twists vigorously.
2. A synonym for "fucking awesome"
2. A synonym for "fucking awesome"
1. Nigga, tonight im gonna go home and let my bitch do the peppergrinder on me.
2. When he jumped and landed on a vertical pole, cracking his gooch, it so peppergrinder.
3. Yesterday i peppergrinded so hard that everybody started sneezing.
2. When he jumped and landed on a vertical pole, cracking his gooch, it so peppergrinder.
3. Yesterday i peppergrinded so hard that everybody started sneezing.
by ltowngoochgoblin January 23, 2007
An act of masturbation in which the perfomer places both hands firmly on the penis. He then proceeds to twist his wrists in opposite directions, as if grinding pepper.
I felt like i needed to switch it up last night so i went with the pepper grinder last night.
by Qsack October 07, 2008
Indian burn for the pecker.
my girlfriend gave me the pepper grinder,now my cock is chafed. I wont ask her to give me a two hander again!
by heavydrinker420 December 11, 2008
An ass-kissing brown-noser.
by Tip Tank April 01, 2011
The act of feeding someone some imaginary meat (Penis) when they are yawning. As the yawn starts and the eyes close you pretend to throw dick meat down their throat in a pepper grinder fashion while saying, "Aww yeah bitch, take that dick".
Chuck yawned and Sean pepper grinder'd the shit out of his face.
feed meat trolling
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by kana71 February 03, 2010
dance move created in the bronx. involves making the motion of grinding pepper without having the object in hand. act usually involves a stupid face.
"oh man, look @ him ripping it up, he's broke the pepper grinder out!"
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Hey everyone!! Happy Fursday!! (Fake fridays!!) Anyone that's got nothin better to do, meet at the timmies! See ya'll there!!!
Hey everyone!! Happy Fursday!! (Fake fridays!!) Anyone that's got nothin better to do, meet at the timmies! See ya'll there!!!
P.S its in Toronto off of West Mall Dr, accross from Sherway mall next to the hospital.. 8pm!!!
I'm down... but there's not a lot of parking space there
I'd consider coming out, but
A - it's my birthday.
B - i'll be writing an exam during that time period.
Maybe you should check out an ongoing meet before you try to set one up yourself...it'll give you a better idea of what will work in terms of possible locations and whatnot, as well as a chance to meet a few new peeps along the way.
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I will actually be at sherway on Saturday morning. Throw up a time and we'll come say hello!
I'd be down for a meet sometime soon. Weekends are difficult so we should try something mid week?
I just havent done it yet as I don't want to take away from the TM3 Holiday Dinner next week on the 12th (http://www.torontomazda3.ca/forum/sh...97#post1032297).
resident "Bouncer"; all-around nice guy ...
Not a lot of parking meaning mazda's only lol
damn.... my break just started today... would come but cant really go on such short notice... maybe next time
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Today would of been a great day for everyone to show up!!! Too bad the parking lot is almost completly empty.. Only a cadilliac and 2 other cars here.. What a shame lol!!!!!!


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Oh, Match.com! You certainly changed our boring lives. 🙂
We lived 2 miles from one another, went to the same bars, same grocery store, same events, but never met. I'd like to think we would have met at some point, but Match certainly sped up the process. Like most people who decide to get married, we're very much in love and cannot wait to spend the rest of our lives together! Life is good!
Match.com has been a big part of our lives. We met on Match, my mom met her husband on Match, Collin's sister met her boyfriend on Match and a few of my best friends met their boyfriends on Match. There are a lot of dating sites, but Match.com seems to have the most real life success stories.
During the reception at my mom's wedding, my older sister read my mom's husband's Match profile. It was hilarious! I wish I had printed out mine and Collin's. If there's any way to dig up that dirt, please let me know.
It's been an easy, fun road with Collin. Whether we're playing our beloved Scrabble, shredding the gnar in the beautiful Colorado mountains, playing coed ice hockey, gazing into each other's eyes or taking our beef cake dog, Dozer, to the dog park, we're always on the same page and having a great time. We're best friends and truly in love.
Thanks for creating an algorithm that changed our lives!