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1. First Debate. Romney's surprising and convincing win over a lackluster Obama turned the campaign around. It destroyed the old maxim that "debates don't change election results." It may not have been a knockout blow, but like Muhammad Ali's win over Sonny Liston in 1964, it gave the Romney aura of a fighting "champ."
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The Douglas Ranger District, Coronado National Forest is participating in a series of meetings regarding proposed changes to the designated road system in the Chiricahua, Dragoon and Peloncillo Mountains. A second meeting is scheduled for March 23 at the Douglas Visitor Center, 345 16th St., Douglas, Arizona from 6:00 to 8:00 p.m. The first meeting in Douglas took place on March 1.
The meeting will be conducted in an "Open House" format to invite public input for the National Environmental Policy Act analysis. Information on the travel management process will be available, along with maps of proposed changes to the road system.
"There are a lot of roads that are in our books that are not working anymore," Edwards said in the first meeting. "In controversy, there are roads that have been created through daily users, whether hunters, recreationists or other; some of those roads are very good and we want to add those to the system."
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I know this is a few days late, but I wanted to do a post about my year in 2012. 2012 brought me many great memories that I will never forget, and great opportunities.
First and foremost 2012 brought me Pi Beta Phi. A sisterhood I love to call my own now. I always thought that the sorority idea was cheesy and most of my friends never thought I would ever join a house, but after being in one I love that I have amazing girls to call not only my friends but as a my sisters. While I may not know everything about each one or be best friends with all of them, I know that they will always have my back and will always help through anything I go through.
2012 also brought me great opportunities in my education. Finally saying that I am a Strategic Communications major was something that I was so excited to say. Being able to take classes that were actually something about what I plan on doing in the real world was even better. I cannot wait to see what the future brings for me as I continue on in this major!
During this past year I had some issues with balancing school, social, work, and so on, but I realized that no matter what this year especially the support from my friends, family, and sisters was unbelievable. I think I am so used to having everyone rely on me that when I finally realized I needed help I never realized how much support I have from the people around me. So if anything I am thankful for 2012 because it allowed me to realize the best things in life. I cannot wait to see what 2013 brings for me.


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UPDATE ON Saturday, October 22 2011: Since I wrote the post below it appears the real picture is even worse than I had anticipated.
A story in today's Republica newspaper citing new figures from the Metropolitan Traffic Police says there are now 800,000 vehicles on the Kathmandu Valley's 1,500km road network. Maths fans: that's a vehicle every 1.875 metres. Given that the average car is more than twice as long as this we can see the extent of the problem.
The article also tells us the average speed of vehicles at peak times in central Kathmandu is 15-20km per hour (9-12mph). The Kathmandu Valley – a seething metropolis without a single set of traffic lights – has 965 road cops struggling to cope with a workload which would require nearly 1,400 officers.
Ganesh Raj Rai, the embattled chief of the Met Traffic Police, wants the government to build flyovers. This strikes me as an ugly, costly, shortsighted solution. At the current rate of increase in cars, they too would be jammed soon after construction. The only answer is to try to regulate the unsustainable increase in traffic through a congestion charge or an outright ban in the worst areas of gridlock. Some sort of credible long-term mass public transport strategy is also long overdue. Original post below:
At dawn, before the taxi and minibus drivers start work, before the cacophany of thousands of motorbikes drowns out the courting call of the black eagle, Kathmandu is lovely — one of the loveliest cities in the world.
But by 7:30am it is ugly, its roads gridlocked, its beauty despoiled by the internal combustion engine.
The traffic is the first thing you notice when you arrive in Kathmandu – not the elegant cobbled streets, nor the ornate palaces, not the breathtaking stoupas or even the mountains. Not the mystique and the spirituality of one of the most bewitching and beguiling cities on earth. Just the traffic.
Some 500,000 buses, trucks, cars and other vehicles ply the capital's congested roads – the equivalent of one carbon-belching motor for every third man, woman and child (compared with the national average of one for every 10).
It's hard to describe the driving to anyone who has never visited Nepal but 'chaotic' certainly does not do justice to the lawless bedlam that characterises Kathmandu's roads.
Those who have tried to negotiate the capital on a bicycle - as I do, every day – will know what I am talking about. If they lived to tell the tale.
There are a handful of rules and they are seldom followed. 'It's my way or the highway,' would roughly encapsulate the ethos.
No one gives way anywhere, under any circumstance - trucks to cyclists, pedestrians to cars, taxis to motorbikes, anyone to ambulances. You have to assume that if there is a car in your line of sight it is about to pull out in front of you. It doesn't matter if it is on a side street, an approach to a roundabout, or even unoccupied: within a second or two it will be blocking your path.
I began to get a feel for the vagaries of Nepal's version of road safety the very first time I took my bike out when I was forced off the road by a minibus with six goats – alive, and standing up – tethered to the roof rack.
Why do I chose to cycle amid all this madness? Because I can get to almost any destination in the capital quicker on a bike than in a car, without really breaking a sweat.
Some people have described this situation as organised chaos – as if there were some byzantine, unspoken code which westerners just don't get, as if somehow it just works.
But it doesn't.
The traffic accident statistics in Nepal do not make pretty reading. It doesn't do to compare numbers of fatalities between cities in Nepal and, say, England as there are too many factors such as vehicle numbers and traffic speed which make the exercise meaningless. You are not comparing like with like.
But here is a horrifying statistic: in a 2003 study of 229 post-mortem examinations at a hospital near the capital, 110 deaths were due to road traffic accidents. If the research is representative – and other studies have yielded similar results – nearly half of all premature deaths in Nepal are due to road accidents.
As an aside, here are some more numbers:
Number of accidents in Kathmandu last year, according to the Metropolitan Traffic Police: 2,765.
Number of deaths: 137
Serious injuries: 720.
Month in which highest number of vehicular accidents occurs: July (see study here)
Most dangerous day: Sunday
Most dangerous time of day: Late afternoon/early evening
And, finally, number of pedestrianised streets in Kathmandu: one.
It's not that people are averse to walking — according to the Clean Air Network Nepal 18 per cent of daily trips are made entirely on foot, and of the 56.5 percent of commuters who use public transport, a large percentage walk part of their daily commute. And not just to the nearest bus stop.
But the city was not designed as a place for people and vehicles to share. There are almost no pavements in the narrow streets of downtown Kathmandu. Elsewhere pedestrian crossings are ignored.
Crossing the road is redolent of the 1980s video game Frogger (play it here - not now, after you've finished reading this): you step out in front of one line of traffic and hope you don't get squashed, only to have to repeat the Sisyphian task endless times before getting to the other side and encountering the next road.
Researchers from the Asian Development Bank walked 48 Kathmandu streets and interviewed hundreds of members of the public for a recent study on the pedestrian-friendliness of Asian cities.
Kathmandu got a "walkability" score of 559, compared with dirty, overcrowded, polluted Bangkok's 121. A lower score is better.
I won't dwell on the environmental effects of all this traffic except to say that Kathmandu's jams are not made up of green-conscious Toyota Priuses or fuel-efficient Smart cars. If you don't wear a face mask and wrap-around shades when you are cycling you arrive at your destination with Marlboro lungs and eyes that feel like hot pickled onions.
The valley is especially vulnerable to air pollution due to rapid and haphazard urbanisation and its bowl-like topography which restricts wind movement and traps in the fumes. In winter you get a heat inversion, a kind of mini-greenhouse effect caused by cold air from the Himalayas getting trapped under a layer of warmer air which acts as a lid, sealing in the pollutants.
A government white paper on pollution in the capital points out that particulate matter in the air is thought to have increased by 82 per cent over the last 15 years.
During general strikes – known as banda days - Kathmandu returns to the pleasant city it must have been before Henry Ford invented the assembly line. The hues are vital, the parks are verdant and the air is crisp, at least, if not exactly fragrant.
The dust, smoke and noise has become so unbearable many people now look forward to these strikes – a blight on the lives of ordinary people in every other way.
"It was only during banda days that I felt somehow able to breathe well. It was also fantastic to see so many children playing outside," says Anil Bhattarai in an op-ed for the Kathmandu Post.
So why not at least pedestrianise Thamel, the city's central tourist district? It has been tried before but the naysayers have always won the day. You will have heard the arguments against – access for deliveries, disability access, the taxi trade – ad nauseum.
But these problems are just dealt with in other cities like Cophenhagen, where pedestrianisation has worked. They are not insurmountable.
It is odd that no major political force in Nepal has ever made day-to-day walkability, breathability, liveability, a focus of the agenda when the poor air quality and noise pollution that chokes the life out of Kathmandu is the capital's biggest daily challenge.


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Mona finally has Spencer on the A-Team and is this close to meeting Red Coat in person. That's right – the bitch don't know who she is! All this time Mona's been throwing some serious shade about the Liars not knowing what's up and this week, she let it slip that's she's just a pawn, too. Also, I get that she's "in diguise" or whatever, but even a disguise should fit, honey.
Spencer and Toby reunite at a darling little diner, with Spencer more hunched over than Quasimodo, and Toby looking amazing. The hunching was really getting to the proper lady in me, but that eyeliner Spencer had happening was hypnotic. Flaw free.
I had to include this shot because it's like the notion of sex wrapped itself in a small t-shirt and slinked out of the bathroom. This scene was pretty steamy, y'all and I was gagging over Spencer's straight hair. It looks incredible! She needs to save this femme fatale look for other cheap motels.
Oh yes. Granted, we don't get full abdominal action, but we know it's there. And that's oddly comforting.
Back in Rosewood, Aria and Ezra meet up at school to break up again. I think this time it stuck because Aria got to have a dramatic staircase exit. Once more, Aria wears a studded piece, but with it focused on the shoulders and the pyramid studs having a matte finish, it doesn't offend me as much. We do need to draw attention to the clownish chastity belt she's passing off as a skirt. How many buckles, snaps and straps do you count?
You know, if Ezra wasn't wearing this monkey print tie, I would have no sympathy for him. But how 'effing cute is that!? And he's wearing a plaid jacket with a solid Oxford and printed tie — RuPaul, I think he's got it!
Spencer shows up to the swim meet looking pretty pensive. Almost like she's stalking someone. Sidebar: if ever I need to tail someone, I will also wear a romper-style top with lace trim. Oh, and those boots with the sock tease? It's so nice to see Spencer back on her game.
While skulking around the school, Spencer spots a mysterious figure in a red coat. Dramz! But then she realizes the other school's colours are red. Oh noes! But then she follows the first mystery red coat into the Meeting Restroom and finds out that it's...
Hanna? Yes, it was an elaborate plot by the Liars to confront Spencer about being on the A-Team. This shit is starting to border on Veronica Mars territory.
Emily gets a pass for showing up to the meeting in her tracksuit. Although, I have to wonder – shouldn't you be swimming, girl?
Eventually, Spencer confesses her whole double-agent plan she and Toby have cooked up and the Liars head back to school because you know, it's probably a nice distraction from all the murder and intrigue and secret identities. Hanna looks positively professional in this peach Elizabeth and James jacket; has a nice sheen to it. It may be her softest school look we've seen yet.
Emily is giving major face in her army print coat, but who could pay attention to the clothes when she's in full blown Rosewood Blowout with that hair.
Spencer's serving some academic daydreamer realness with this pose and that hat. I do so love a good Homburg hat in the wild. If not for those cut-outs on the sleeves, we'd be disappointed in Spencer's look but I know you were all gasping once you saw them.
Wow – you wanna talk about soft looks at school? Aria's simple sweater and necklace combo are downright plain! I'm a little shocked, but I enjoy the change of pace. Besides it'll help her blend into the background when she's hiding from...
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Final installment in the trilogy earns $161 million over the weekend
"The Dark Knight Rises," the final film in Christopher Nolan's Batman trilogy, already had an uphill box office battle since it was not offering higher-priced 3-D tickets. But the tragedy in Aurora, Colo., in Thursday midnight previews may have had a damper on what was supposed to be a big weekend.
The latest Batman film earned $160.9 million at the domestic box office, easily beating out "Ice Age: Continental Drift" and "The Amazing Spider-Man."
The opening did out-pace the opening weekend of its predecessor, "The Dark Knight," which bowed with $158.4 million in 2008, and well ahead of "Batman Begins," which had a quiet opening of $48.7 million.
"Dark Knight Rises" falls short of the $207.4 million opening for "The Avengers," which had the help of premium tickets for 3-D showings. Nolan did not allow his film to be shot or converted to 3-D.
It's not quite clear what a second weekend will look like for "Dark Knight Rises." Observers believe that many people who had planned to see the film this weekend may have talked themselves out of it so soon after 12 people were killed and 58 were injured in a tragic shooting in Colorado. But as those scars begin to heal, it's possible that those fans will join other second-weekers and give "Dark Knight Rises" a strong second week.
Even with a smaller opening, "Dark Knight" in 2008 went on to gross $533.3 million domestically. "Dark Knight Rises" might be able to expect something similar, which should easily push it past this year's No. 2 film, "The Hunger Games," which has now reached $405.2 million. However, it likely will not provide much of a challenge to "Avengers," which has now grossed $615.1 million in North America, including another $620,000 this weekend.
"Dark Knight Rises" could surpass "Spider-Man" at the box office by its third week at this pace (that film earned $10.9 million this weekend and has pulled in $228.6 million overall, according to The Numbers.
On their way out of theaters, it looks like "Snow White & The Huntsman" is going to finish just shy of $155 million. "Prometheus" will finish with just a little more than $126 million. "Men In Black 3" will end its run just ahead of $175 million.
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College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave is sitting, face-down on a desk. Mike and Marsha are present]]
/ Mike: Way to go, Dave. Just when Dover was about to surrender to my superior intellect and crushing arguments...
/ Dave: *sob* What's the point? I'm flunking and losing my scholorship.
/ Mike: Aw, we're not flunking. I'll find a way.
/ Dave: You don't know Dover like I do. He's ruthless.
/ Mike: Yeah, but compared to my mother, he's a fluffy bunny.
/ Dave: Yeah, a fluffy bunny with a switchblade. / Marsha: I have faith in you. I think we should go home and rethink our strategy.
/ Mike: Yeah, I agree. Three or four times, maybe.
/ Marsha: Remember we need to go to the drugstore.
/ Dave: No one is having a worse day than me.
/ Mike: AND the hardware store.
/ Dave: NO ONE... / [[Margaret is walking through a dimly red-lit cave]] http://crfh.net/d/20050203.html |
College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Margaret falls face-down in the woods]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20050204.html |
College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Margaret is lying on her back in the woods, talking to a snake]]
/ Satan Snake: You know, Margaret, you could have saved yourself a lot of time. There are plenty of tall buildings, poison, weapons...
/ Margaret: Never by my own hand, snake. I'll let God judge my life, but I'm not giving you my soul in a silver tray.
/ Satan Snake: Sss. Heh. Well, there will be plenty of time for you to curse your Judge later.
/ Margaret: Think I believe you own my soul?
/ Margaret: You're a pretty pathetic liar. / Satan Snake: I don't lie, Margaret. I don't need to.
/ Margaret: When you told me you could save Dave if I made a deal with you...
/ Margaret: ... you were lying. My friends were on the way. You just saw the chance of taking the credit. But you were lying. You couldn't save him.
/ Satan Snake: I'm the Prince of this World. I can do anything.
/ Margaret: Then save ME. If I'm so important to you, save my life.
/ Margaret: Either you can't, or you don't want to. Either way I WIN. http://crfh.net/d/20050207.html |
College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Margaret is lying, dying, in the woods, talking to a snake. Margaret has her hand wrapped around the snake's neck.]]
/ Satan Snake: Sure, I can save your life. But there's no such thing as a free lunch...
/ Margaret: I'm not asking you, I'm *daring* you to do it.
/ Satan Snake: Nice trick. Sorry, no go.
/ Margaret: No? Then do the opposite. Kill me. I dare you.
/ Satan Snake: Why bother? You'll be gone really soon anyway.
/ Margaret: So you can't do anything. You just talk.
/ Satan Snake: Don't push your luck. Your friends might pay for your words.
/ Margaret: What friends? I have nothing and no one. I have left the world behind me.
/ Margaret: I am a true... warrior... / Satan Snake: You're just a dying person. And you have won nothing. Soon you'll be a happy meal for maggots.
/ Margaret: It was true... there is great clarity in death...
/ Satan Snake: No. There's only darkeness. Ashes and dust. It's all the same in the end.
/ Margaret: I can feel your joy, snake... you never needed me. It was all a trick. It was all a... LIE...
/ Satan Snake: Ssss. Who was the liar?
/ Satan Snake: And pride? It's a Deadly Sin. Your soul is STILL mine, True Warrior. http://crfh.net/d/20050208.html |
College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Margaret is lying in the woods, dying, talking to a snake. Her hand is around the snake's neck]]
/ Satan Snake: You know, it is not so bad. You'll see them again. Your mother and father.
/ Margaret: Mom. Daddy.
/ Satan Snake: And Jerry, and Trish... Rachel and Andy...
/ Margaret: I miss them. So MUCH.
/ Satan Snake: I know. But it's easy. Let it go. Close your eyes. / [[Margaret's eyes are pressed shut tight as she screams...]]
/ Margaret: ROGER! Roger, get your ass down here and SAVE ME!!!
/ Satan Snake: Sssss... not very dignifying...
/ Margaret: HELP! / [[Roger, as werecoyote, elsewhere, hears her cry]]
/ Margaret: [[off-panel]] I'm sorry! I've been an idiot! Please, help me, I don't want to die!
/ Roger: If it isn't the cavemate from Hell... http://crfh.net/d/20050209.html |
College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave is carrying a pillow. Mike is carrying a cardboard box]]
/ Dave: Going to bed and staying there forever.
/ Mike: WHAT? But we just got home!
/ Dave: Should have done it much earlier. Like, yesterday.
/ Mike: Bububut! BUT, Dave! Didn't your father tell you about the birds and the bees?
/ Dave: What, that you have to keep your mouth shut when parachuting? / Mike: No, that if you stand in the way of your fellow male's nookie, you'll find bees and birds in your underwear.
/ Dave: Mike, remember when you glued me to the toilet and left for class?
/ Mike: I remember you have NO sense of humor.
/ Dave: You owe me one.
/ Mike: Yeah? Well, THIS counts for two. / [[Mike is carrying the cardboard box to April's apartment. He's wearing a brown cowboy hat and pink fuzzy handcuffs]]
/ Mike: HEY Sheriff, I'm here to turn myself IN! http://crfh.net/d/20050211.html |
College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Mike is carrying a box at the door of April & Marsha's apartment. He's wearing a brown cowboy hat and pink fuzzy handcuffs. April is at the door. Mike pushes the hat back over his eyes so he can see]]
/ Mike: Ugh. Um, it's you. Eh, Marsha...?
/ April: Inside.
/ Mike: Uh, yeah. Are you gonna let me in?
/ April: I said yes. All the way in.
/ Mike: ... riiight. / [[April lets Mike inside. Marsha is also wearing a cowboy hat. She wears a leather blouse]]
/ Marsha: Howdy pardner! But I thought we were meeting at the OK corral!
/ Mike: Change of plans! Doc Holliday was shot, and he decided he wanted to die alone.
/ Marsha: Aaaw. Well, I guess we'll be using my bedroom for a while. You don't mind, do you, April? / April: [[making strangling gestures]] Sure, Mike-and-Marsha! i don't mind! I don't mind at ALL! Hear me? I don't mind in the slightest, xlempafroggin' BIT! / [[April has stormed out]]
/ Mike: Heh! Imagine if she DID mind.
/ Marsha: Mmh. Well, I suppose she'll have to get used to it.
/ Mike: I say we should get naked already. I don't think we're safe wearing any kind of flammable clothes... http://crfh.net/d/20050212.html |
College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Mike and Marsha are in bed together]]
/ Marsha: Heh. You know, Mike, if it wasn't you, I would never believe so many things could happen to someone...
/ Mike: Pfft. Yeah, ain't it grand being me. Well, right now it IS, but...
/ Marsha: One would think you'd stop drinking forever.
/ Mike: Naw, I just need to find better drinking companions. / Mike: Want to hear something REALLY silly?
/ Marsha: Sure, what?
/ Mike: When I was running for my life and dodging bullets, all I could think about was that I needed to come back, just so I could ask you to marry me.
/ Marsha: Heh! Silly, indeed... as if we didn't have all the time in the world! / Mike: Yeah...
/ Mike: [[worried]] Exactly. http://crfh.net/d/20050214.html |
College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Mike and Marsha are in bed together]]
/ Mike: Marshmallow, you know I'd eat molten lead for you...
/ Marsha: And you have!
/ Mike: And I have. And I am glad you worked out your differences with April, but please, don't ask me to be her friend.
/ Marsha: I know I can't do that, Mike. But she's your neighbor, and my roomie. Can you try to be polite? / Mike: I can try. If I had to be nice, I suppose she could wake up in a harem somewhere.
/ Marsha: I'll settle for politeness.
/ Mike: But it WOULD be nice! She wouldn't have to worry about finding a husband. And I hear they pay for the breast implants, and stuff.
/ Marsha: Don't try too hard, Mike. You're scary when you do... http://crfh.net/d/20050215.html |
College Roomies from Hell!!! | Dave: [[off-panel]] I am SO pathetic... yeah, talking to myself is one thing, but this...
/ Mike: < http://crfh.net/d/20050216.html |
College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave is clutching a pillow in front of himself, blushing]]
/ Dave: HEY! Do you mind??? I'm in the middle of something, HERE!
/ Mike: Or the other way around...
/ Dave: Bit of privacy, please? I'll uh... be done fairly quickly! Shoo!
/ Mike: Heh! Need some help, perhaps?
/ Dave: What THE...? Uh, NO! / [[Mike reaches down between Dave and the pillow]]
/ Mike: Tell you what, I don't think it's healthy to have so much fun by yourself. Friends don't let other friends go blind...
/ Dave: UGH! Wait! Wait, are you CRAZY??? / [[Mike pulls out a cell-phone]]
/ Mike: Interesting toy. It looks JUST like my cell phone.
/ Dave: Uh... I...
/ Mike: So tell me, how much have I been paying for your romantic calls to my sister?
/ Dave: Hey, it wasn't THAT romantic, or we'd both wish we were dead... http://crfh.net/d/20050217.html |
College Roomies from Hell!!! | Dave: Look, I'm sorry! I saw your cell phone, and I figured I could make a little call!
/ Mike: Sure, a little call! So pay for the friggin' long distance YOURSELF!
/ Dave: You known damn well I can't afford it! Could you stop rubbing it in my face???
/ Mike: Why should *I* pay for it? Gimme just ONE good reason, Moochie! / Dave: Mike, don't be mean. Look, Margaret and Roger are gone, and April's in stabbity-mode. I just needed someone to talk to!
/ Mike: Dave, man, I am NOT sponsoring your crisis.
/ Dave: Crisis??? My soul's missing, I'm getting kicked out of college, I have an explosive tracker in my belly, I... / [[Mike tosses Dave the phone]]
/ Mike: UUGH. You win. Just use the damn cell phone and spare me your whining.
/ Dave: Really??? Cool, THANKS! Hey, don't worry, I'll only use it when I feel myself spiralling down in a hellish pit of black desperation.
/ Mike: God Almighty in the skies! Did you hear that? Did you??? http://crfh.net/d/20050218.html |
College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Flashback: April being kissed by Mike ]] / [[April wakes]]
/ April: [[thinking]] UGH. Stupid Mike.
/ April: [[thinking]] Stupid dreams...
/ April: [[thinking]] ??? / [[Paul is in bed with April]]
/ April: [[thinking]] SssTUPID!!!
/ Paul: Aw honey, don't worry! NO ONE looks good in the morning... http://crfh.net/d/20050222.html |
College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[April and Paul are getting dressed]]
/ April: Uh, Paul... about what happened last night... I hope you don't get the wrong idea.
/ Paul: Cold, April. So cold. I'm never gonna forgive you for breaking my little heart.
/ April: Look, I was angry and confused... / Paul: Heh! April, I'm just teasing. I *know* you were just trying to take Mike off your mind.
/ April: Yeah. You... you don't mind?
/ Paul: Naw! I mean, who can blame you? Because, Mike? Hunkalicious.
/ April: Uh. Thank you, Paul. For understanding.
/ Paul: I mean, if he wasn't taken, I'd CHOMP in his general direction! / Paul: Hell, it'd even be a freebie. Speaking of freebies, honey, I'm still expecting my cash...
/ April: What?
/ Paul: All right, all right. Desperation and first timer discount, and it's down to $55. That ok?
/ April: WHAT??? http://crfh.net/d/20050223.html |
College Roomies from Hell!!! | April: Okay. LOOK. If I *knew* we were um, conducting business... I would have been a lot MORE demanding.
/ Paul: Well, it was a working night! What did YOU think we were doing?
/ April: I have... no idea.
/ Paul: NO? Well, I do.
/ April: All right. Suppose for a minute that I don't pay you. What you gonna do, scratch my face?
/ Paul: And ruin my manicure? Nah, my pimp would have to deal with you. / [[April looks shocked as Diana enters, gleefully carrying a cat-of-nine-tails]]
/ Paul: Hey Di, we've got a live one here.
/ Diana: Heheh! All right. Paul, go to the store and get another one of these. This one's about to break.
/ Paul: Isn't that the new one?
/ Diana: Yep! http://crfh.net/d/20050224.html |
College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave is out walking]]
/ Dave: [[thinking]] Blue is right. If I wander around the streets a bit, my soul link *should* get me naturally closer to Chester.
/ Dave: [[thinking]] I hope he's okay, and not eating human flesh, or something... / [[April runs into frame, clutching her buttocks and shouting over her shoulder]]
/ Dave: [[thinking]] I only wonder if I'm heading in the right direction... If only there was some way to...
/ April: AAAGH! Wait! Wait! This is not fair! There was no discussion of the terms and fares! I just thought it was friendly sex! / [[Diana, waving a cat-o'-nine-tails, chases April off-panel]]
/ Diana: Come back here, I'm not done with you!
/ Diana: You got the pleasure and now you're going to get the PAIN! / [[Dave turns and follows them, grinning]]
/ Dave: [[thinking]] Hey... they were right!
/ Dave: [[thinking]] God DOES move in mysterious ways! http://crfh.net/d/20050225.html |
College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave is chasing after April and Diana who are presumably fighting off-screen. He's running past a wrought-iron fence, in front of an expensive-looking house]]
/ Dave: Hey, wait! What happened? Why are you girls whipping each other?
/ April: Go AWAY, Dave! Yoooow!
/ Diana: HAH! Did you like that, huh? Did ya?
/ Dave: Sorry, I can't see ladies in distress without offering help! Did I mention I am REALLY good at ointment rubbing? / < http://crfh.net/d/20050228.html |
College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave calls through the bars at an expensive-looking house]]
/ Dave: Chester, what are you doing in there? Come on, let's go home!
/ Dave: All right, so you can't! Stop scratching the window, I'll get you out!
/ Dave: Stupid rich people! What do they want big yards for if they won't even let their pets out? / [[Dave uses the house's intercom]]
/ Dave: Hello? May I speak to the owner of the house?
/ Dave: No, I'm not selling anything, or asking for money. Just some personal business.
/ Dave: Look, it'll only take a minute. Then I'll be on my way. Okay? / [[Dave is startled by something off-panel]]
/ Dave: YOU??? / [[A black-gloved hand zaps Dave with a taser]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20050301.html |
College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Mike is walking, whistling]] / [[April rushes up to Mike and grabs him by the shirt]]
/ April: QUICK! GIMME 50 bucks!
/ Mike: Wha? Uh, why should I give *you*...?
/ April: Never mind! Just hand over the money, c'mon! / [[April turns and gives the money to Diana]]
/ April: Here's your damn money! Now stay away from me!
/ Diana: Yeah, well, next time you need sex, we'll make sure you pay in advance!
/ April: Next time? Did you say, NEXT TIME??? / [[Diana is gone. April turns back to Mike]]
/ April: Yeah. So, thanks. I'll pay you next week.
/ Mike: ... / [[April blushes and glares at Mike as...]]
/ Mike: PfffftHaHAHAHA! BWAAHAHAHAHA!!!! http://crfh.net/d/20050303.html |
College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[April stands by, embarrassed, waiting for Mike's laughing fit to pass]]
/ Mike: AHAHAHAHAHAH! Priceless! HAHA! Oh, man! HAAAHAHAHAHA! / Mike: Bahahahah... huh. Uh...
/ [[April is smiling]]
/ Mike: Why are you looking at me like that? / April: Mmh. Well, even if you're laughing at me... I think you're REALLY sexy when you laugh... tightbuns. / [[Mike is gone]]
/ April: [[thinking]] Yum. And his tentacle gets all jiggly when running away in terror... http://crfh.net/d/20050304.html |
College Roomies from Hell!!! | {{Disclaimer: I'm not pulling any punches today, guys, and the strip could get some of you a *really* weird look at work or home. Click under your own risk and a gore/nudity warning there.}} / [[Margaret is running through what appears to be jungle, cutting vines with a knife. The background is red]]
/ Margaret: You FAILED, Mister! Your own pride got in your way! Couldn't just let me die without gloating, right?
/ Margaret: Well, if you want me dead, then you're afraid of me! And if you're afraid, that means I can KILL you!
/ Margaret: Where are you hiding, bitch? Get out!
/ Margaret: C'mon, I'm in the mood for HAMBURGER!!! / [[Satan lifts his head from grazing inside a corpse. The corpse is badly mangled and bloodstained, so difficult to identify... but it *could* be Dave]]
/ Satan: You seem to be a little confused there...
/ Satan: I'm not actually MORTAL.
/ Satan: Therefore you can't kill me.
/ Satan: Immortal. Alive. Dead.
/ Satan: See the difference? / [[In Satan's hand is the corpse's still-beating, bloody heart]]
/ Satan: [[off-panel]] Do you really believe that the Devil plays only with one hand?
/ Satan: [[off-panel]] And if you do, what are you willing to bet? / [[Margaret stands behind Roger (in werecoyote form), her eyes shut, trying to claw past him]]
/ Margaret: NO! No, you CAN'T do that!
/ Margaret: You can't!
/ Margaret: I LOVE HIM! http://crfh.net/d/20050307.html |
College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[A cave. Roger (in werecoyote form) confronts Margaret]]
/ Roger: Well, what was THAT about? Or is it just a new and creative attempt to be a bitch?
/ Margaret: [[tears streaming down her cheeks]] He was... no, he couldn't. I... stayed away from him. Or does it even follow me here?
/ Roger: Bah. You just had a nightmare. Put your stupid self together and get back to sleep. Hopefully I can get rid of you today.
/ Margaret: God, p-please, let him be safe... I ask nothing for myself, just... / Roger: What? First you kill my mother and tell me to f#@% off, THEN you expect me to be your THERAPIST? Get off me!
/ Margaret: [[burying her face in Roger's furry chest]] I, I CAN'T!
/ Margaret: I did everything I could. EVERYTHING! Eeh-eh *sob* but I, I can't STOP it, no matter how H-H-HARD... / [[Roger hugs her]]
/ Margaret: I just tried so hard, Roger!
/ Margaret: I just tried
/ Margaret: So HARD.
/ Margaret: *SOB* http://crfh.net/d/20050308.html |
College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[A cat, probably Chester, is scratching at the door. Joe calls from out of frame]]
/ Joe: Hey, quiet up there! Your dish is full, go eat that!
/ Cat: MEEEEOW! MEOOOW! < http://crfh.net/d/20050310.html |
College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave is handcuffed and duct-taped to a chair]]
/ Dave: Why don't you let Chester in? You know he just wants to be with me...
/ Joe: Who?
/ Dave: Chester. My cat. Is playing dumb part of the torture or what?
/ Joe: Sorry, kid, that's MY cat. I've had him since he was a kitten.
/ Dave: Uh???
/ Joe: If he's your cat, what's he doing here?
/ Dave: Joe... you're just playing with me. He got lost some days ago. You KNOW it. / Joe: So he was with you these months? I should kick your ass for not taking good care of him. He was full of fleas and stunk of garbage.
/ Dave: You have got to be kidding me.
/ Joe: No, I'm not. Really a sorry state for a pedigree cat like Archbishop Thomas Cranmer.
/ Dave: Who?
/ Joe: Archie.
/ Dave: And you speak of animal cruelty??? http://crfh.net/d/20050311.html |
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Dave: Is he Satan? I didn't imagine the whole thing, did I? Was he possessed or something? Is he possessed right now?
/ He must know about my laser vision. He avoids my sight. And the handcuffs...
/ Stupid idiot! Now I'm gonna have to destroy the chair. But I can't do it quickly, not without hurting myself...
/ He has to go down first. I need to distract him, keep on talking... http://crfh.net/d/20050314.html |
College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave is still handcuffed and duct-taped to a chair]]
/ Dave (thought): Is he Satan? I didn't imagine the whole thing, did I? Was he posessed or something? Is he posessed, right now?
/ Dave (thought): He must know about my laser vision. He avoids my sight. And the handcuffs...
/ Dave (thought): Stupid idiot! Now I'm gonna have to destroy the chair. But I can't do it quickly, not without hurting myself...
/ Dave (thought): He has to go down first. I need to distract him, kepp on talking... / Dave: So, Joe, what the HELL do you think you're going to do with me?
/ Joe: Relax, Dave. We're just gonna have a little chat, that's all.
/ Dave: To have a chat you taser people and tie them up? Wow, you must be POPULAR.
/ Joe: Just a little security measure. Remember the last time? You punched me in the face.
/ Dave: You forget to mention I did it because you were force-kissing my date. / Joe: Hey, not true. it was a MUTUAL kiss.
/ Dave: Ah, yeah? Then why did she push you away?
/ Joe: I have no idea. Then when I tried to ask her, she put a rocket launcher to my face and told me to stay away from her...
/ Dave: What's that got to do with me, anyway?
/ Joe: Well, that's EXACTLY what I want to know. http://crfh.net/d/20050315.html |
College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Margaret and Roger (as werecoyote) are in the woods, possibly in a cave, together]]
/ Margaret: Roger?
/ Roger: Huh?
/ Margaret: I'm sorry I killed your mother. I really, really am.
/ Roger: I don't think saying that to someone was ever useful.
/ Margaret: I didn't know she was a were coyote. She never spoke. If I knew...
/ Roger: Would it have made any difference at all?
/ Margaret: Not really. She left me no choice. Please believe me. She trapped me into some sort of pit... / Roger: I believe you. It was her M.O., all rioght. you are lucky to be alive, and I can't blame you for defending yourself.
/ Margaret: But you still hate me, don't you?
/ Roger: Yeah, a little bit. I can't help it, sorry.
/ Margaret: Oh, I can live with that. Hate, I can handle.
/ Roger: It's love that you can't?
/ Margaret: It's love that I can't. http://crfh.net/d/20050316.html |
College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave is tied up to a chair. Joe is present, sitting behind him]]
/ Dave: Well, if you think I...
/ Joe: PSSH! Don't turn around. Margaret told me about your lasers. And pulling tape off your eyelids would be NASTY.
/ Dave: Why, because you're so NICE?
/ Joe: I am a lot nicer than I would have to be.
/ Dave: .... okaaaaay. Anyway, if you think I, or anyone else, can tell Margaret what to do, you don't know her at all. / Dave: In fact, we never talked about you at all. She didn't see me punching you. I told her, and she just told me that you were dangerous and to stay away from you.
/ Joe: That's what she said???
/ Dave: Yeah, but don't ask me why. Why don't you wake the gimp up and ask HIM instead? http://crfh.net/d/20050317.html |
College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave is tied up to a chair. Joe is behind him]]
/ Joe: You're lying. You're just saying that because you want her for yourself, don't you?
/ Dave: Really, Joe. If you're not going to believe anything I say, why bother asking at all???
/ Joe: Yeah, you're right about that. After all, you're the guy who used to followe her around like some sort of creepy stalker. / Dave: Whatever. Now, if you release me RIGHT now and you give me my cat so I can go home, I will consider not telling Margaret what you did to me.
/ [[Joe is unwrapping a length of duct tape]]
/ Dave: We are VERY good friends and you can bet that if she finds out, she's gonna use your ass as a katana sheath. / [[Joe tapes over Dave's eyes]]
/ Dave: J... HEY! Augh! Hey, what the HELL???
/ Dave: You SAID you weren't gonna do that!!! / Joe: Yes. But I don't believe in promises.
/ Joe: Blood-signed contracts? Maybe...
/ Dave (thought): Aaaw F#@K. http://crfh.net/d/20050318.html |
College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave is tied up and blindfolded in a chair. Chester is in his arms]]
/ Dave: *sigh* Chester, what are you doing here? I was trying to keep you away...
/ Joe (with text in a demonic script): I have been saying it for centuries and no one EVER listens.
/ Joe: Imperfect creatures. you can't even get your mind and soul to agree on anything
/ Joe: Gimme that sack of fleas. / [[Joe picks up Chester by the scruff of his neck and is holding a knife. Chester tries to scratch him. Joe has a forked tongue]]
/ Dave (from out of frame): N-NO! This is between you and me, Satan... Let him go!
/ Joe/Satan: Look at this Joe vessel. He can't even do the simplest things. Soul manipulation is to be done through primitive rituals.
/ Joe/Satan: I suppose I could have made this Joe summon my physical form, but it has to be done voluntarily.
/ Chester: < http://crfh.net/d/20050323.html |
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