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SIPR Noticeboard - Issue 79 - June 2015
Welcome to the latest issue of "SIPR Noticeboard".
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Welcome to the latest issue of "SIPR Noticeboard".
If you have problems viewing this, please click here.
SIPR sends this communication to those with an interest in policing (academics, practitioners and policy makers etc.). If you have colleagues who you think would benefit, please forward this e-mail. To sign up to our Mailing List, or to find out more about SIPR's activities, please visit our website
|Identifying the Dead: Forensic Science and Human Identification
This free online course is a collaboration between the Centre for Anatomy and Human Identification (CAHID) and the crime writer Val McDermid. It builds on the world-leading work of CAHID in helping police in criminal investigations and identifying bodies in all manner of different circumstances, and aims to capture the high level of public interest in forensic science. Participants will be guided through the process of human identification and at the end of the course all will be revealed as participants will be able to download an ebook copy of a specially-written murder mystery exploring the life and death of the victim by international best-selling crime novelist Val McDermid. More ...
|Data Linkage : Invitation to a meeting, 22nd June, Glasgow
The Administrative Data Research Centre (ADRC) Scotland was established in 2014 to promote and support secure forms of data linkage from administrative, management and other sources. A meeting will be held on the morning of 22nd June in Glasgow to discuss research ideas and potential new forms of data linkage. Chris Dibben, Director of ADRC-Scotland, and Chris Playford will outline the role of the ADRC Network, and Professor Susan McVie will speak about the work that has been done to date on linking crime data. This is a great opportunity to find out about an important Scottish resource, and to start to engage with the 'big data' revolution that is becoming more and more prominent within social science. Lack of analytical skills is no barrier to attending!! E-mail email@example.com for further details
|Researching the future of local policing in Scotland: a Police Community Relations "sandpit". 24th June, Edinburgh
Police Scotland's Strategic Planning and Development Unit, in consultation with SIPR, has conducted a review across the organisation about what issues should be given priority for research requests at a local level. This exercise has informed the key themes that will form the basis of this Police Community Relations "sandpit". Grants (up to £5,000) will be available to support ongoing activity that emerges from the sandpit. Deadline - book your place by 15th June Registration Form ...
|SIPR/Police Scotland Postgraduate Student Award, 30th June 2015, University of Dundee
This award has been introduced to encourage those who have completed, or are working towards, a masters or doctoral award in a topic that is related to policing, to present their research in a supportive environment. The prize will provide the winner a unique opportunity and the potential for their research to have a direct impact on police practice in Scotland. Book your place ...
|Call for Evidence on Stop and Search
The Scottish Government has established an Independent Advisory Group to advise Ministers on the long-term policy for stop and search in Scotland. In particular, the Group has been tasked with reporting back to Ministers on whether a presumption against consensual stop and search goes far enough or whether the practice should be stopped; and advise on whether a code of practice should be drafted to underpin the use of stop and search. The Advisory Group is particularly keen to hear from those who have experienced stop and search themselves.Responses are requested by 3rd July More ...
|Trust, Identity, Privacy and Security (TIPS) - Early and Established Career Fellowships
Working with partners across the Research Councils, EPSRC is supporting early and established career fellows in TIPS. Fellowships in this priority area should help to develop and bring together the community, supporting true leaders who are able to deliver both underpinning and enabling research. In your application you will need to define and justify the focus of your proposed fellowship research within this broad TIPS priority area. As with all Fellowships, a core programme of outstanding, innovative research is required. More ...
|Post-Doctoral Research Fellowships in Criminology and/or Sociology of Law
There are two post-doctoral positions available at the Department of Criminology in Oslo. This would be an excellent position to work with Norwegian registry data. Researchers interested in longitudinal studies and spatial analysis are particularly encouraged to apply. There are excellent opportunities for collaboration with the other departments in Oslo, including Sociology. Application deadline - 20 August More ...
|SIPR Engagement in European Policing Research Programme
A reminder that SIPR has an Engagement in European Policing Research Programme, which has been updated to include H2020 funding applications to offset nonrecoverable costs involved in preparing proposals at the pre-award stages. Each EEPR application can be for a maximum of Ł2,000 for any one proposal. More ...
|SIPR Annual Report for 2014
The SIPR Annual Report for 2014 has now been published, with articles from academics from the consortium universities, as well as Practitioner Fellows. Our focus on evidence-based approaches to policing has seen researchers from across the consortium universities engage in interdisciplinary projects during 2014, supported by investment from SIPR and by awards from research councils and other funding bodies. It also provides us with an important opportunity to thank the wide range of people and organisations whose support is vital to the success of SIPR as a collaboration of research,practitioner and policy communities, and which has contributed to make SIPR an internationally recognised centre of excellence for policing research. Download the SIPR Annual Report...
|Outputs available from "Addressing the Future Research Challenges in Forensics" Workshop
A joint SIPR/Forensics Services Workshop held at the UNiversity of Dundee on 31st March brought together 40 academics and lead forensic scientists and senior managers from SPA Forensic Services to discuss the latter's research priorities over the short to medium term and opportunities to engage with universities. A "Directory of Expertise in the Forensic Sciences" has been compiled, and additional material would be welcomed for the next edition. More ...
|New additions to the SIPR Blog!
We have continued our fortnightly posts with contributions by Professor Wes Skogan on How do You Get Procedural Justice? Train the Police!; Professor Tara Fenwick on 'You've just got to deal with it as best you can' : Policing in mental health emergency; and Professor Jim Fraser on Why is technology not being better used in policing?. Contributions to the Blog welcomed : visit the Blog for further information ...
|Second International Academic Conference on Missing Children and Adults, 8-10 July 2015, University of Brussels
The conference is organised jointly by Missing Children Europe, the Centre for the Study of Missing Persons of the University of Portsmouth and the Vrije Universiteit Brussel and will bring together academics and practitioners to discuss the latest findings related to the broader phenomenon of 'going missing.' Topics cover a wide variety of issues related to missing children and missing adults. More ...
|European Conference on Domestic Violence, Belfast, 6th - 9th September 2015
This conference is designed for practitioners, policy makers and researchers with the aim of raising the awareness of domestic violence and sharing research findings and practice developments from across Europe and beyond and discuss the implications for policy and practice; promoting the evidence base informing policy and practice. More ...
|Applications open for: Abertay University LLM EU Security and Transnational Criminal Justice - Online Delivery
This programme offers the opportunity for criminal justice professional and connected professions across Europe, and those who wish to pursue career in this area, to develop their understanding of the legal framework that supports the maintenance in internal and external European Security. The materials for each module will be available online and there are no classes or residential weekends to attend. Fees are currently estimated at £5100 for UK/EU Applicants and £12,200 for Non-EU Applicants. More ...
Twitter users...follow the new SIPR Twitter Account (@TheSIPR)!
In addition to inviting you to send information for inclusion in the SIPR Noticeboard, we are now pleased to invite you to send us material for sharing on Twitter. More ...
|CPD Course - University of Abertay. "How good are my interviews? Assuring quality for child interviewers"
This CPD course, run by SIPR-funded lecturer David La Rooy at the University of Abertay, is a practical system for maintaining and improving interview skills based on best-practice guidelines and scientific research. Next course : 7 - 9 September 2015. Cost £575. Other dates for the course are flexible, by arrangement with the organisers. More ...
|17th International Society of Addiction Medicine (ISAM) Congress on Monday 5th to Thursday 8th October 2015
The running theme for this congress will be 'Addiction: From Biology to Recovery- Translating research evidence to improve clinical practice and community resilience'. Workshops on: addiction mechanisms, comorbid mental and/or physical health issues and substance misuse, health inequalities, alcohol and drug policies. Call for Abstracts now open. More ...
|Scottish International Policing Conference 2014: Technology, Policing and Criminal Justice. Outputs available
Podcasts and PowerPoint slides are now availabe for the Scottish International Policing Conference held on 22 October. Supported by Selex ES, CGI, Airwave and the Scottish Government, the theme of this year's conference was Technology, Policing and Criminal Justice, with contributions from the Cabinet Secretary for Justice, Kenny MacAskill, MSP, Sir Stephen House, QPM, Vice Emery OBE, and Professor Cynthia Lum, Director of the Centre for Evidence Based Crime Policy, GMU, Washington, who presented the The James Smart Memorial Lecture. Conference outputs...
|SIPR-GMU Symposium - Outputs available
Podcasts and PowerPoint slides are now availabe for the SIPR-GMU Symposium held on 20 October. With support from Scottish Government, this event with the Center for Evidence-Based Crime Policy (CEBCP) at GMU discussed key issues in contemporary policing. Symposium outputs...
|Facebook users...please "Like" the SIPR Facebook page!
SIPR has joined Facebook! If you have a Facebook Account, please "Like us" to receive the latest news of events, reports and courses direct to your Facebook page." More ...
|The SIPR Annual Lectures, 2007-2012 and 2013
Against a background of a growing recognition of the value of evidence-based approaches to
policing, this booklet contains the SIPR Annual Lectures delivered by
Wesley Skogan (Northwestern University), Lawrence Sherman (University of Cambridge), Nick
Tilley (University College, London), Betsy Stanko (Metropolitan Police Service) and Peter Neyroud
(University of Cambridge). Download: "Policing: Connecting Evidence and Practice. SIPR Annual Lectures,2007-2012 ...
The 2013 Lecture The Power of Policing Partnerships was presented by Professor Lorraine Mazerolle, Institute for Social Science Research, The University of Queensland, Australia. This lecture focuses on the partnerships between police and schools, presenting results from the ABILITY Trial, and discusses the impact of police partnerships on the lives of young truants. Download the Podcast and PowerPoint for the SIPR Annual Lecture, 2013 ...


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Supported by a grant from Mead Johnson, each scholarship award is equal to the early-bird conference registration rate ($505) and will be distributed as a complimentary registration. Deadline to apply is June 25, 2018.

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Stats 201: Binary logistic regression (or why your team didn't make the playoffs)
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I suppose that it's the mark of a true nerd that I actually have a couple of "favorite" statistical techniques.
An archive of StatSpeak from its days on MVN
April 29, 2007 10 Comments
I suppose that it's the mark of a true nerd that I actually have a couple of "favorite" statistical techniques.
[…] Did I mention numbers-based geekery already? Statistically Speaking's infamous Pizza Cutter sends more your way, letting you know why your team didn't make the playoffs using a post that'll make you wish you stayed awake in calculus. […]
PC — what is the best software package to do this in? Keep up the good work?
John, I use SPSS personally, although that's a specialty program used in the social sciences for research (psychology, sociology). I actually don't know much about other stats programs.
For those OK with a non-GUI interface, R (r-project.org) is a free statistical program useful for all kinds of models. For those interested, I believe binary logit regression can be accessed with the 'glm' command with the addition of "family=binomial()" after the model statement, as follows:
glm(playoff~RS RA, family=binomial())
SPSS, SAS and the like are great if you have access, usually through a university. Great work, PC.
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Sorry, that should be:
(1 / (1 + e^-x))
Good work, by the way.
I've found R to be a good free package for someone dabbling in statistical analysis without access to commercial software. It may take a while for a novice to figure out how to do something in it, but there are lots of docs and help forums. The book Baseball Hacks has a bunch of good introductory examples using R, also.
For someone who had some basic training in statistics but has forgotten a great deal of it, these articles are great–both for baseball purposes and professional purposes. Keep up the good work!
I am a student of Lincoln University New Zealand. I am doing analysis of my research data. However, I am getting problem about the R2. Because in Binary logistic Regression Cox and Snell R 2 is very low. How can I increase R2? could you please suggest as soon as possible. Thanks
Actually, binary dependent variables do not follow the Poisson distribution. They follow the probit and/or logit distributions. And, the poisson distribution approximates normality as a function of the value of lambda, the mean rate of occurrence of the phenomenon. Since in terms of logical form lambda is equivalent to the logit, to hold that the distribution of a binary dependent variable can be modeled with Poisson regression would be to impose unacceptable constraints, since logistic regression does not have a homogeneity of variance assumption.


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With a new media platform, the Excursionist, Thomas Cook have relaunched an existing concept, created by the company's founder in 1851. Available in both print and digital, the brand focuses on attainable holidays, showing customers not only where to go, but why to go.
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UK travellers are using digital devices more than ever before, increasing their use of smartphones, computers, and tablets for researching travel options and purchasing flights [more…]
Pragma's AJ Chandrasena writes ... Amidst the doom and gloom surrounding Brexit, one sector has seen sunshine: domestic tourism.
The weaker pound has made our shores more attractive for foreign tourists, but a large share of the uplift has been due to Britons choosing to holiday at home rather than abroad. According to recent figures, a record-breaking 7.3 million people have opted for a staycation this year.
A year-on-year increase in staycation spending of over 17% in 2016 is expected, amounting to a £2.4 billion boost to the UK's tourism industry (valued at £127bn in 2015). [more…]
Glasgow Prestwick Airport has appointed Primesight to handle its out-of-home (OOH) advertising contract, starting immediately. The win brings the number of airports in Primesight's airport portfolio to six, after being awarded the Manchester Airport Group (MAG) contract earlier this year.
The Travel People have landed: lastminute.com group launches new media business to connect brands with its coveted travel and lifestyle audiences
lastminute.com group today announces the launch of a new media business - The Travel People - to help brands and advertisers reach millions of European travellers through the Group's network of leading online travel brands, which include lastminute.com, Rumbo, Volagratis, Bravofly and Jetcost, and operate across 40 countries worldwide.
Alessandra Di Lorenzo [pictured above] has been appointed as Chief Advertising Officer to lead the new business unit, joining from eBay Advertising where she was formerly Commercial Director. The Travel People's hand-picked team will be headquartered in London and operate across Europe.
Last night the winner of this year's IDM Student Marketing Competition was announced at a gala reception in London's Belgraves Hotel. The Digithink team included [more…]


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- n. A piece of rag
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- n. A little hoof.
- n. The Devil.
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- n. The devil; literally, he of the cloven hoofs.
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Through bog and brake, over moor and mountain, they hurried on with their prisoner, who, dooming them all to "clootie" and his imps, and commending himself to Michael, Mary, and a number of his especial patrons in the Romish calendar, was urged forward with more than their usual speed.
That Morag may fancy herself at the clootie dumplings and broth and such, but she's a lot to learn afore she can dress a fish properly, or put a dinner on when they've company.
Desserts were served - lemon curd cake, an apple jam crumble, clootie dumpling with hot custard, ice-cream in cones for the children.
Fried clootie dumpling with bacon and eggs was another favourite.
Dessert consisted of trays of home-made shortbread or pumpkin and sultana cake or clootie dumpling being brought out and accompanied with Scotch whisky, on ice of course.
Morag, who was new since my last visit to Strathbeg, did not look in the least like the apprentice that Gran had described to me; she was well into her forties, looked immensely capable, and I thought I would have backed her clootie dumplings against anyone else's haute cuisine anywhere.
Scotland, too, has a fine dumpling, the clootie , a long, curranty way from the pale, bleak padders of the south.
Last time I checked, it was clootie dumplings and spotted dick on the menu.
To end a perfect St Andrew's Day feast, try your hand at homemade clootie dumpling, a Scottish classic that invokes memories of Sunday lunch, or my recipe for the dessert Edinburgh Fog.
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The state has given Carroll County the green light to move forward with plans to tap into the lucrative heritage tourism market by promoting the area's little-known role in the Civil War.
Gov. Parris N. Glendening is expected to announce today the award of a $100,000 grant to Carroll, Washington and Frederick counties. The counties have joined in an effort to become a state-certified Civil War Heritage Area.
The state grant will be used to help pay for a $200,000 heritage area management report, a step required for state recognition. Each of the three counties is expected to contribute about $35,000 for the report.


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The Planetary Society Applauds ESA, Celebrates Philae Landing (November 12, 2014)
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In analyst news, Barclays reiterated its 'equal weight' rating on Vodafone yesterday, valuing the shares at 225p. According to MarketBeat, the FTSE 100 telco currently has a consensus 'hold' rating and an average price target of 243.55p.
As of 15:09 BST, Wednesday, 16 August, Vodafone Group plc share price is 222.00p.


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London: In a research report revealed to clients on Wednesday morning, Liberum Capital maintained their "Hold" rating on shares of Capital Counties Properties PLC (LON:CAPC). They currently have a GBX 300.00 TP on the firm. Liberum Capital's target would suggest a potential upside of 10.89% from the company's last close price.
Jones Financial Companies Lllp increased Intel Corp (INTC) stake by 106.04% reported in 2017Q3 SEC filing. Jones Financial Companies Lllp acquired 8,622 shares as Intel Corp (INTC)'s stock declined 2.96%. The Jones Financial Companies Lllp holds 16,753 shares with $638,000 value, up from 8,131 last quarter. Intel Corp now has $218.37 billion valuation. The stock increased 0.73% or $0.34 during the last trading session, reaching $46.66. About 4.90 million shares traded. Intel Corporation (NASDAQ:INTC) has risen 19.47% since February 21, 2017 and is uptrending. It has outperformed by 2.77% the S&P500.
The stock decreased 3.37% or GBX 9.4 during the last trading session, reaching GBX 269.5. About 3.36 million shares traded or 42.40% up from the average. Capital & Counties Properties PLC (LON:CAPC) has 0.00% since February 21, 2017 and is . It has underperformed by 16.70% the S&P500.
Capital & Counties Properties PLC, a property company, invests, develops, and manages real estate properties in the United Kingdom. The company has market cap of 2.29 billion GBP. It operates through four divisions: Covent Garden, Earls Court Properties, Venues, and Other. It has a 89.83 P/E ratio. The company??s assets principally comprise investment and development properties at Covent Garden, Earls Court, and the exhibition halls at Olympia.
Among 17 analysts covering Capital Counties Properties PLC (LON:CAPC), 5 have Buy rating, 7 Sell and 5 Hold. Therefore 29% are positive. Capital Counties Properties PLC has GBX 591 highest and GBX 78 lowest target. GBX 314.53's average target is 16.71% above currents GBX 269.5 stock price. Capital Counties Properties PLC had 146 analyst reports since July 30, 2015 according to SRatingsIntel. The firm has "Hold" rating by Liberum Capital given on Monday, January 15. The company was maintained on Monday, January 25 by Jefferies. Liberum Capital maintained Capital & Counties Properties PLC (LON:CAPC) rating on Wednesday, February 21. Liberum Capital has "Hold" rating and GBX 300 target. On Tuesday, September 20 the stock rating was maintained by UBS with "Neutral". Credit Suisse maintained the shares of CAPC in report on Friday, June 17 with "Underperform" rating. The stock has "Reduce" rating by Peel Hunt on Tuesday, December 5. Liberum Capital maintained Capital & Counties Properties PLC (LON:CAPC) rating on Monday, January 8. Liberum Capital has "Hold" rating and GBX 300 target. As per Thursday, July 30, the company rating was maintained by Numis Securities. The rating was maintained by Investec with "Buy" on Tuesday, November 10. As per Monday, March 13, the company rating was maintained by Liberum Capital.
Investors sentiment is 1.03 in 2017 Q3. Its the same as in 2017Q2. It is the same, as 52 investors sold INTC shares while 663 reduced holdings. only 127 funds opened positions while 608 raised stakes. 3.05 billion shares or 0.19% more from 3.05 billion shares in 2017Q2 were reported. Bryn Mawr Tru holds 0.52% in Intel Corporation (NASDAQ:INTC) or 240,327 shares. Violich Cap Management owns 0.23% invested in Intel Corporation (NASDAQ:INTC) for 22,436 shares. Cap Ca, a California-based fund reported 1,400 shares. The Arizona-based Tci Wealth has invested 0.42% in Intel Corporation (NASDAQ:INTC). New Jersey-based Dumont & Blake Inv Advisors Ltd Liability Corporation has invested 0.69% in Intel Corporation (NASDAQ:INTC). Canada Pension Plan Investment Board reported 0.11% in Intel Corporation (NASDAQ:INTC). Kcm Investment Advsr Limited Liability holds 397,288 shares or 0.92% of its portfolio. Palladium Prtnrs Limited Liability has invested 1.44% in Intel Corporation (NASDAQ:INTC). Allsquare Wealth Mngmt Ltd Liability owns 10,555 shares. Farmers Bank & Trust invested 0.5% of its portfolio in Intel Corporation (NASDAQ:INTC). Georgia-based Asset Advsr Corporation has invested 0.08% in Intel Corporation (NASDAQ:INTC). Amf Pensionsforsakring reported 3.36M shares. Cypress Gru stated it has 48,926 shares. Yhb Invest reported 0.26% in Intel Corporation (NASDAQ:INTC). Shelter Mutual Ins Co owns 175,850 shares or 2.09% of their US portfolio.
Since October 2, 2017, it had 0 buys, and 16 insider sales for $30.87 million activity. $1.35M worth of Intel Corporation (NASDAQ:INTC) shares were sold by YOFFIE DAVID B. Shenoy Navin also sold $80,974 worth of Intel Corporation (NASDAQ:INTC) shares. RENDUCHINTALA VENKATA S M had sold 17,946 shares worth $880,540 on Wednesday, January 31. 1,639 shares valued at $67,048 were sold by Bryant Diane M on Monday, October 23. 61,860 Intel Corporation (NASDAQ:INTC) shares with value of $2.40 million were sold by Krzanich Brian M. Shares for $20.89 million were sold by Smith Stacy J on Monday, October 30. $3.99 million worth of stock was sold by BRYANT ANDY D on Monday, October 30.
Among 54 analysts covering Intel Corporation (NASDAQ:INTC), 36 have Buy rating, 5 Sell and 13 Hold. Therefore 67% are positive. Intel Corporation had 222 analyst reports since August 7, 2015 according to SRatingsIntel. Bernstein maintained the stock with "Sell" rating in Wednesday, July 12 report. As per Friday, January 15, the company rating was maintained by Stifel Nicolaus. JP Morgan maintained it with "Overweight" rating and $39 target in Wednesday, April 20 report. The rating was maintained by Northland Capital with "Hold" on Tuesday, October 3. CLSA maintained the stock with "Underperform" rating in Monday, September 19 report. UBS maintained Intel Corporation (NASDAQ:INTC) rating on Friday, October 30. UBS has "Buy" rating and $37 target. As per Thursday, July 27, the company rating was maintained by Stifel Nicolaus. UBS maintained it with "Buy" rating and $35 target in Monday, March 21 report. As per Friday, October 27, the company rating was maintained by Nomura. The firm has "Buy" rating by Robert W. Baird given on Monday, September 4.


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Professor Kwai Ng has written a new book just out entitled, The Common Law in Two Voices: Language, Law, and the Postcolonial Dilemma in Hong Kong. Hong Kong is one of the very few places in the world where the common law can be practiced in a language other than English. Introduced into the courtroom over a decade ago, Cantonese has significantly altered the everyday working of the common law in China's most Westernized city. In his book, Professor Ng explores how English and Cantonese respectively reinforce and undermine the practice of legal formalism.
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This represents an 11 pct increase the 20 transactions worth EUR 630 mln over the same period of the previous year. In H1 2016, Poland saw a total investment volume of only EUR 4 mln, but this year it is the best performing CEE country so far both in terms of investment volume and the number of transactions, with EUR 350 mln in 16 deals. The Czech Republic came second with EUR 165.5 mln in 6 transactions up 5 pct y-o-y (EUR 174 mln in H1 2016). The largest transaction in the CEE was the acquisition of the Marriott Hotel in Prague that sold for around EUR 90 mln in April 2017. Hungary came third with EUR 99.3 mln, which is over three times more than H1 2016. Bulgaria, Romania and Slovakia accounted only for 3.2 pct altogether in terms of transacted volume in the CEE region. "Increasing interest in the region by both local and international investors has been particularly visible in the CEE tourism and hospitality industry, which caught investors' attention by generating strong income returns. This has been of great importance in initiating a virtuous circle of investments, which has had a positive impact on initial yields over the past few years, particularly in capital cities – such as Budapest, Prague and Warsaw. Regional cities are now starting to benefit from the positive cascade effect and we are seeing interest in these markets growing" says David Nath, the head of CEE hospitality at Cushman & Wakefield.


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- Depending on the tanner you use and how you treat your skin the tan will last from 2-5 days. Once your tan starts to fade or look patchy, start over again!
Hope this post may have helped you out if you have never fake tanned before, however once again this may be the wrong way to self-tan but this is the way I do it and I am quite happy with the outcome. If you have any suggestions which I should add to my routine or even some products I should try out, I would love to know, just leave them in a comment and I'll be sure to give them a try.
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Each tiny little piece of candy corn has more than ONE GRAM of sugar in it.
The gooey stickyness of each dot causes them to cling to your tooth enamel or in my case, bury their sugary selves into my grooves. Also RED 40 (which I am allergic to) is being investigated as a carcinogen.
I cannot pass up a Now&Later at the gas station especially when they are $0.05 each! Again, they will linger foreverrrrrrr and cause me to need a dental visit asap.
I can't tell you how many times I would visit my Aunt and she would have these waiting for me. Apparently one roll has more than your daily allotment of sugar. WHOA.
Anything sour (my beloved Sour Patch Kids) is really bad on your tooth enamel. With a pH of 2.2 I would say they are awful for your teeth!
Someone hand me a stalk of broccoli please….
Check out these healthier options!
I'm also excited to announce that I will be participating in a new link up for the month of November. I really miss Blogtember and am excited to take part in The Thankful Project. It's important to take a second and be thankful for the people and things around me.


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A Glob of Snot
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Short Story by: Xavier Alexander
Let's go back a bit, quite a bit, in fact back when a bit didn't mean a lot. Before Adam lost his apple and sowed his seed.
Picture it, the Almighty sat on nothing but his haunches, as nothing but the Almighty existed. Now and again He'd create a few chemicals and spells, throw them together and see what happened, nothing much ever did and when it did, it was never quite what he envisioned, so he created a bin to throw all the mess and waste in, no point in cluttering up nothing was there.
Now as time went on (let's pretend that time existed, being inferior we need this notion.) the bin was beginning to make a few strange noises. The Almighty, being the Almighty, thought nothing of it as he was really starting to get the hang of things. He'd created a chair, as it was really cold sitting on nothing, he'd created a table to sit at in his new chair and feel important, he didn't really need this as all his creations began in mid-air, collided and ended up in the bin. He'd also created a hat stand, though he hadn't quite worked out what a hat would be, but still, he placed it in front of the table and stared proudly at it.
It was on one such occasion, when the Almighty was sat at his table gazing at his hat stand that the bin began to bubble and make some seriously disturbing noises. The Almighty seriously disturbed by this started to stand feeling really proud of the one left shoe he'd created (and sometime or other he promised himself he'd create the right.), when the bin made a loud plopping sound and there on the edge sat the vilest looking thing the Almighty had ever seen.
Something like a cross between a politician and a piece of two-by-four spiked with radioactive nails (What's the difference? You may well ask.).
Quick as a flash the Almighty reached for his fly swatter, then realised he hadn't yet created one and felt a little silly. As his back was turned the ugly looking creature leapt from the bin and buried its' teeth into the Almighty's' posterior.
"Yeow, hmmm", pause for thought, "BLOODY YEEOOW". And thus were created the spoken word and wounded oath.
These weren't the only creations of the moment as the ugly looking thing sat there gazing hungrily up at the Almighty. The Almighty seized his hat stand and started striking out at it, shouting, "Shoo, shoo".
All the while he could feel something beginning to clog up his chest, he found it a little difficult to breathe (whatever it was the Almighty breathed.).
Swipe, swipe, "Shoo, shoo, floo, floo, flu."
Now all this was a little disconcerting as the Almighty wasn't feeling too well at all and this ugly little thing was really starting to bug him.
"Datz bot doo are, Flu bug, a buddy diddle Flu bug!"
And so the immortal enemy of life everywhere was born and even the Almighty was flummoxed as to a cure. Being the Almighty he'd never really needed a cure before, but he really needed one now. Apart from this he wasn't feeling too bad as he'd never created so much so quickly, speech, exclamation, the thought of a cure and even the aspect of time, (brought about by the need for a cure).
A cure was the most important thing at the moment as his nose was beginning to twitch and he could feel something beginning to clog up his nostrils.
Suddenly the Almighty stopped what he was doing, which pleased the exhausted Flu bug, and began taking a few sharp intakes of what ever it was he breathed.
"Oh doh," he thought, "Dis is duh end, all dose dings I've created, all dose dings I've yet to create, a righ'd shoe, a had to stand on my stand." The Almighty looked down at the Flu bug who promptly darted away. "Yes and a buddy fly.. No sorry a Flu swadder."
The Almighty's thoughts were thrown into confusion and mixed with whatever it was that was clogging up his nose, when.
Whatever was clogging up the Almighty's nose leapt out at a terrific rate of speed. All his ideas, all his creations created and those yet to be created. The initial effect of this was to throw the Almighty on to his back, crushing the newly named Flu bug in the process.
The main effect however was quite different.
When the Almighty began to stir and slowly came to, his eyes gradually opened from the effects of aftershock.
"Oh no," he said to himself (obviously, hopefully?), "I must really be ill, look at all those stars".
Unbeknown to the Almighty, all his thoughts had mixed with whatever it was that was clogging up his nose and there had been a multitude of chemical reactions. Little globules hitting each other and either interacting or reacting. A myriad of individual experiments hurtling out from where everything began, no need to go through that again, but now you know why the garden of Eden was so green.
"My my," said the Almighty, pirouetting around himself, amazed at all this activity that was happening all around him, "Looks like I'll have to create a stouter pair of boots to explore that lot, a note pad and a duffel coat sound good as well".
Peering down he saw the remains of the Flu bug, "Ah there you are my ugly little friend." And swiftly gave it a good kick with his left foot. "Steel toe cap" he thought, "excellent creation."
On his travels the Almighty has witnessed many wondrous sights, though as per the norm they are greatly out numbered by the boring and mundane. One of his greatest discoveries is a planet where they love him so much they have special places where they leave a great number of right shoes out side on racks where he can pick and choose at his leisure, for some strange reason he'd never been quite able to create a right shoe himself.
When he started this voyage of discovery he had no idea of what he may find and was looking forward to the many new and (hopefully) exciting experiences. Now after aeons of research and note taking he realised a single goal. One way or another he was going to cure that damn Flu.
© Copyright 2018 Xavier Alexander. All rights reserved.
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This was a fun and amusing story! You may want to go back and re-read it out loud to yourself (or even to someone else) to help with editing the errors. Besides that, you kept the story funny and light-hearted, without stepping on any toes. Well done! Can't wait to read more.
Thank you for that. I realise a few little mistakes here and there, I would keep it as is in it's purest form though, then if the story doesn't make you giggle, maybe the grammar will. I will take on board what you say though and double check future works.
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I am disgusted by the Republicans in Congress. They do not know how to lead. They do not know how to support their president.
They did nothing but talk the past eight years about Obamacare and claimed that they would repeal it. Now they have a real chance and they have no backbone.
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I have been a Republican since Ronald Reagan was president, but I am going to change to independent. The GOP cannot support President Donald Trump because he is a businessman and did not spend his life as a politician.
Democrats come up with ideas with no substance but they stick together. Politicians stay in Washington for years and leave as millionaires. And they do not have to live by the laws they make.
At least Trump is bringing jobs and destroying Islamic State, but he gets no credit. Sad.
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'Then Abraham planted a tamarisk tree at Beersheba, and there he worshiped the Lord, the Eternal God.'
Genesis 21:33
I love the thought in this story of Abraham being out in the middle of nowhere, planting a tree and then worshipping the Eternal God. There is something so simple and yet so utterly profound about it.
In the background of the story Abraham had just finished dealing with two men; one a king of a nearby country; the second the commander of the king's army. He had made peace with both men. Now, he was alone, so perhaps, in memory of his agreement, or for the shade it would give, he planted a tree; then he worshipped the Eternal God.
We all have our business to attend to but in the midst of all our busyness can we find a place of solitude to 'plant a tree and worship the Eternal God.'
In other translations we read 'and there he called on the name of the Lord.' In other words he spent time in prayer.
No matter what you are going through; how stressed you are; there will be time somewhere for that solitude you need, even if it's only 5 minutes.
I read these words last week and found them very helpful: 'He would not have brought you by this path unless He had known that you were strong enough to bear it; or that He was strong enough to carry you, if the worst should come to the worst. And so, since He is there, do not fail to say His name a hundred times a day, if need be, as the antidote to pain.'
And so, this week, let us seek out those places, or minutes, of solitude and silence to fellowship with Him, the Eternal God.


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Session 3 (Nov 26):
Picking back up in the Al'Thor prison the party moved into the level trying to figure out where Ryan was. They came across another pair of automaton guards in the form of dogs with long expanding tails. They were able to dodge around and defeat the dogs quickly. Virdane saw a console that would have a list of the inmates, but during his attempt to open it, he accidentally alerted the rest of the house that he was an intruder. The whole tower was immediately put on alert and the doors that they had used to come down were shut and locked. Acting quickly they went around and figured out which cell Ryan was located and opened it. Ryan at first glance appeared to be human. He was approximately 5'10 but very stocky. He had a long reddish-brown beard and bushy eyebrows. Upon closer inspection it became obvious that he wasn't entirely human.His shoulders were too wide, his face was larger than normal, his eyes smaller and reflected the light, and his hair appeared shinier than normal. After explaining to him who you were he agreed that if you got him out he would get the party an audience with James.
Knowing that the doors were out the party looked for an alternative way out and discovered an access hatch. These led into long narrow hallways or corridors (if you're familiar with Star Trek think Jeffries Tubes) that gave access to plumbing, environmental controls and other lost technology. The party could begin to tell that they were being pursued. After overcoming some initial hurdles they came into a large room that was full of raw sewage pools, steam, floating parts of corpses, and other nasty smells. The fog was so thick it limited how far the party could see. They split up to go around and knowing that their exit was supposed to be on the far side of the room. They also saw some strange writing on the wall. Athough no one could translate exactly what it said they knew it to be some kind of warning about danger in the area. As they moved slowly around large creatures emerged from the pool, with large long claws and attempted to slash members of the party before grabbing them and dragging them down into the pool to finish them off. The party managed to survive and push on past the room.
After spending several hours navigating the tunnels they were finally getting close to the surface. Otis had managed to find and disarm several traps along the way but failed to see the next one. The floor began falling away and they had to move quickly over the collapsing floor before being stuck on the wrong side as Genny/ Crissi was crossing the piece of the floor she was standing on crumbled away out from under her although she managed to leap at the wall and her mechanical hand was able to grasp a piece of it and kept her from falling. The party managed to get a rope out to her and pulled her to safety. After spending the whole night underground and in theses tunnels the party knew it had gotten back up to the surface level when the tunnel they were in ended where there had been a cave in. Backtracking slightly they managed to find a secret entrance leading into a very large room. The room was very poorly lit and the whole area was covered in dust. Moving into the room the party saw large piles of debris arranged around the room and upon inspecting it discovered them to be old shelves. After seeing this Otis realized that this probably had been a smugglers closet. Goods either being smuggled into or out of the city probably came here and were held until they could be safely moved again, but had been abandoned for many, many years. The party slowly made their way across the room until to their surprise a large dog-like creature with strange bits of technology sticking out of its skin, as well as being covered in a combination of green scales and purple fur. The creature was an extremely formidable foe. It attacked with its massive claws and bit, or out of its mouth would come 3 large tongues and if they struck a foe would drain the energy out of the minor cyphers the characters carried. Although all were strained and had little energy left they managed to kill the long-lost guardian of the room. They got to the other side and discovered that it was not a door in the traditional sense, but a teleportation/ transportation device, which made a lot of sense. Knowing that the smuggler could bring his wares to an unsuspecting location and then be teleported to this location, would've made the hideout even more valuable.
The party stepped through the portal the emerged in a storage room of what was once an inn. It had been destroyed during the invasion, but the portal had survived. The sun was beginning to rise over the horizon signaling the start of the next day. It had taken all night to get Ryan and then escape back out of the compound. Upon exiting Ryan looked around and then turned to the party and said "You have fulfilled your part of the contract, now I will fulfill mine. I will reach you in 2 days' time. I will know where to reach you, plan on hearing from me in that time." And then he left soon disappearing in the morning mists. The party then headed back to their rooms and await the signal from Ryan.


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Who Awaits The Last Grain To Fall? - Poem by David Lacey
Everlasting light penetrates throughout the void
Warming the womb of our mother nature.
Expression Fey run amok amongst the flowers
Blooming in the spring their cheeks a rose complexion.
Butterfly symmetry confirms the beauty that confronts us.
We behold a garden of ecstatic wonders.
A golden summer awaits – promising growth anew.
Apollo hath foreseen a dream beyond the blue of winters dressing.
Blessed with a kiss of those golden lips I hath missed for so long.
Who awaits the last grain to fall?
Who are we to call upon?
Who are we who seek the midnight sun?
Seek your form in unification – take a vacation from your senses
Know your life anew – beyond the nightmare of grey tied veiling.
Budding anew beneath the blue that keeps my soul a-shaking
I'm reawakening – Yearning to learn once more amongst the green
All it is to live in the wonderland of dream states.
Create your day – Do it your way
Find the words so you can have you say.
What can I say that would make it seem
Like naught more than a distant dream.
We have it all yet fight amongst ourselves
Clouds ponder in perplexity
In confrontation with birds of metallic skeleton structures.
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They were so busy with orders for their signature dish that they refuse to take in more orders while working their way through the backlog. It would be simple and effective to churn out as much as possible. The restaurant should know during the lunch rush that they can sell the dish as fast as they can make it yet once they have a large back order, they refuse to add to it. Every table in the restaurant had people eating this dish. They would not let me order it so I had to order anything else but the sunny side eggs with bbq pork.
We ordered the pan fried spaghetti noodes with beef in a black pepper sauce. It did taste good but we were here for one reason alone. So long as you sit there long enough, they will bring over their signature dish to you. If they have to ask if you had ordered it already, just say yes. It's worth the wait. Don't worry about salmonella, the cult following at this place should be a reflection of the inability of patrons to catch it. I wold imagine the backlog is the inability to allow the sunny side up eggs to sit. If the eggs were grilled over-easy, they can easily meet the stampede of orders that they seem to expect each and every day.
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Here's one time when ooey, gooey messy is what we're going after. With strips of tender meat, melted cheese, caramelized onions, grilled vegetables and BBQ sauce smothered on an onion poppy seed roll it, can you blame us for letting our guard down?
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1 onion, finely sliced
1 tbsp (15 mL) unsalted butter
4 Bon Appé Ciabatta Onion Poppy Seed Rolls
1 cup (250 mL) shredded Monterey Jack cheese
1 each: red and yellow bell peppers, cut into wedges
2 cups (250 mL) sliced mushrooms
1 lb (454 g) beef strips
Salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste
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In a medium sauté pan, cook sliced onions over low heat, turning occasionally until caramelized, about 25 minutes. (see tip)
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Preheat oven to 350 °F. Cut rolls in half and sprinkle shredded cheese evenly on the top half of each roll.
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Season beef strips with salt and pepper and place on grill; cook to medium-well doneness. They cook quickly so flip them after about 1 to 2 minutes and watch them carefully.
Assemble your sandwiches quickly by evenly dividing up cooked ingredients on roll: steak, onions, peppers, mushrooms. Drizzle with BBQ sauce and top with cheesey half. Serve warm.
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Another Cyst Or Adenomyosis
Can an 9cm blood filled ovarian cyst cause or make haemorrhoids & uterine prolapse reoccur or is it just coincidental
Gyn exam needed: A 9cm blood filled ovarian cyst is not likely to "cause or make hemorrhoids and pelvic prolapse worse." It would be wise to consult a gynecologist to have a careful evaluation of the ovarian cyst particularly,(diagnosis is needed and treatment /removal may be necessary) of the pelvic prolapse and of the hemorrhoids as well. ...Read more
Cyst (Definition)
A cyst is a structure or mass that consists of a cellular lined sac. It is typically filled with fluid but may be filled with solid material. It can be congenital, traumatic, or acquired. They may develop nearly anywhere in the body and usually require complete excision for eradication or they are likely to recur. Fluid filled sacs that are not cellular lined ...Read more
Could it be an ovarian cyst or ectopic pregnancy?
Are you pregnant?: A negative pregnancy test rules out an ectopic. ...Read more
What are the symptoms of a retained placenta, fibroid, or ovarian cyst?
Symptoms of these 3: Ovarian cysts may not cause symptoms at all or possibly pain or pressure in the lower abdomen on the side of the cyst. I don't know of any symptoms of retained placenta, but there are clinical signs your obstetrician is familiar with that suggest it. Symptoms of fibroids include pelvic pain and pressure, abnormal uterine bleeding, and reproductive dysfunction. ...Read more
What is a complex cystic lesion in left ovary that may represent a haemorrhagic cyst or endometrioma?
Complex Cyst: A simple cyst appears "clear" on radiographic studies, therefore a complex cyst is anything else. They can appear to be filled with blood, have separations inside or appear different in 2 or more areas. Radiographic studies are no 100% diagnostic, so make sure you review with your doctor. Hemorrhagic means containing blood. Endometrioma can mean containing blood or uterine tissue. ...Read more
How does the doctor determine if a complex ovarian mass is an endometrioma or functional cyst?
Surgery: Other than ultrasound appearance, the only way to distinguish them is through surgery. ...Read more
Does an ovarian cyst make conception less likely if benign?
Depends: You normally get a cyst each month when you ovulate this would be normal. If the cyst would not be benign(cancerous), this would be an entirely different answer. ...Read more
Is a "hemorrhagic corpus luteum" and a hemorrhagic corpus luteum cyst the same thing? Would either make an ovary look cancerous to a gynonc?
Ovarian Cysts: You didn't give your age, but hemorrhagic corpus lutein cysts are not cancerous, although they can rarely "burst" & bleed into the abdomen and cause considerable discomfort. Any cystic lesion in the ovary should be screened by ultrasound, pelvic exam and possibly other modalities by your gynecologist to rule out cancer, which may be seen over age 45, but often in younger women in their 20's & 30s. ...Read moreSee 1 more doctor answer
What do uterine fibroids or cysts/ovarian cysts typically look like on an MRI?
MRI findings: Uterine fibroids can appear as dense masses on MRI, or increase in density in the layers of the uterine muscle. Ovarian cysts are often fluid filled but also can be solid masses on MRI. I would ask your health care provider or the radiologist to interpret these findings rather than trying to identify these conditions yourself as there appearance on scans are not always the same. ...Read more
Could I have an ovarian cysts or ovarian cancer?
Maybe: If a female has questionable ovarian pathology a pelvic exam is useful because ovaries can be palpated for the most part. If noted, workup should continue. A pelvic sonogram can also tell whether a simple or complex cyst is present or a solid lesion of ovary is present and that laparoscopic removal is needed. ...Read more
Might a ruptured ovarian cyst give me lighter or heavier periods?
Possibly: An ovarian cyst may be evidence of an anovulatory cycle. These are cycles in which the egg is not released, which results in abnormal hormone levels. ...Read more
Uti or pelvic inflammatory disease or cyst. Which hurts?
All can: All of the problems you note can be painful. Usually a UTI will be associated with urinary frequency, but pelvic inflammatory disease (pid) could also cause frequency, and a large cyst can cause urinary frequenvy if it is positioned over the bladder. Your doctor will ba able to determine what is going on. ...Read moreSee 1 more doctor answer
My pelvic ultrasound:tiny cyst with in the endometrium in the endometrial body, could be an early gestational sac or an endom. Cyst. What could it be?
Could be: These findings a very non-specific. If there is a chance you might be pregnant then an eary gestational sac is a consideration which you could test with a urine pregnancy test. Endometrial cysts do also happen although i might suspect not that common. ...Read more
Can a radiologist see if a cyst is abnormal or the kind of cyst with a pelvic ultrasound?
Yes to a degree: Ultrasound is commonly used to classify Cysts in the Ovary. This reflects the risk of a cyst being benign versus Cancerous. The size of the cyst and whether it it has any solid components in addition to fluid increases the risk of it being cancerous. Your gynecologist should guide you further. ...Read more
What other things can mimic an epididymal cyst on an ultrasound or is an epididymal cyst on an ultrasound definitely always benign?
No such thing as: "definitely always", but in this case you are close. Malignant tumors of the paratesticular structures are rare but not impossible. These would likely grow more rapidly than the common benign cyst. ...Read moreSee 3 more doctor answers
Can an ovarian cyst cause a late or missed period?
Yes...: Yes it can and more...Get a more detailed answer ›
Which is more severe: a cervical polyp or myoma uteri?
Benign conditions: Cervical polyps and uterine fibroids (myoma) are both benign conditions that do not need to be treated, unless they cause suffering to the individual. Cervical polyps are typically more easily to be removed than fibroids, i.e., many times it can be done in the office. ...Read more
Does a paraovarian cyst mimic an ectopic pregnancy? Or are they easily distinguishable on ultrasound?
Essentially you can: Distinguish the two, but could depend on how well you see it. Any time you are pregnant and do not have an intrauterine pregnancy, then ectopic cannot be excluded. The next thing you look for is a mass outside the ovary. In general, it is pretty easy to tell if it is a paraovarian cyst or something more ominous, but certainly not 100% of the time. ...Read moreSee 1 more doctor answer
Can an ovarian cyst be confused with a pregnancy sack?
No: They cannot.Get a more detailed answer ›
How are an endometrioma and a hemorrhagic ovarian cyst different?
See below: Hemorrhagic cysts are functional cysts, ie result from ovulation cysts that become hemorrhagic, whereas endometriomas as new growths which are typically benign. ...Read more
Can a pelvic ultrasound miss an ovarian cyst?
Yes: Any abnormality can be missed by a diagnostic procedure, but and ultrasound missing a significant ovarian cyst is very rare. ...Read more
Adenomyosis (Definition)
Adenomyosis is when glands and stroma from the uterine lining is found buried in the muscle wall of the uterus itself. The uterus at times is enlarged and it is boggy or soft in nature ...Read more


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We had kind of a false start there as I tended to some other things, but now we're up and running full time. We'll have posts here just about every day from now until March (save for one week in October when I'm away), I promise.
Going to see the soccer teams today, will have some preview stuff ahead of Friday's start, as well as some football thoughts. I can't believe the season is now just days away!