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[8] But the tongue no man can tame, an unquiet evil, full of deadly poison. [9] By it we bless God and the Father: and by it we curse men, who are made after the likeness of God. [10] Out of the same mouth proceedeth blessing and cursing. My brethren, these things ought not so to be.Today, the headline from LifeSiteNews is "Pope condemns abortion in strongest pro-life comments to date".
-- Epistle Of Saint James Ch. 3:8-10
The comments come one day after the release of an in-depth interview in which the Pope had explained that despite criticism he has avoided speaking about moral issues like abortion and gay "marriage" in his papacy, instead focusing on preaching about the love of Christ.Too little, too late. The damage is done.
"We cannot insist only on issues related to abortion, gay marriage and the use of contraceptive methods," Pope Francis had said in remarks that were widely interpreted as a call for Church leaders to downplay the Church's moral teachings on controversial issues.
"I have not spoken much about these things, and I was reprimanded for that," the Pope had explained. "But when we speak about these issues, we have to talk about them in a context. The teaching of the church, for that matter, is clear and I am a son of the church, but it is not necessary to talk about these issues all the time."
In response to that interview the United State's largest abortion advocacy organization, NARAL Pro-Choice America, even posted an image thanking the pope for his comments on their Facebook and Twiter pages. But NARAL's celebrations were cut short by today's blunt remarks by the Pope, in which he urged doctors to respect life "from the first instant of conception."
His previous statements are out there in the public and on the internet. They will be repeated ad infinitum and any statements he now makes regarding the immorality of abortion will simply be ignored.
Here is how "religion editor" Laura Goodstein of the New York Times described the pope's original statements in an article titled "Pope Says Church Is 'Obsessed' With Gays, Abortion and Birth Control".
Six months into his papacy, Pope Francis sent shock waves through the Roman Catholic church on Thursday with the publication of his remarks that the church had grown "obsessed" with abortion, gay marriage and contraception, and that he had chosen not to talk about those issues despite recriminations from critics.This is the story that will be repeated over and over again.
Surely the pope should have known this when he issued his statement. No doubt that the Jesuit magazines that published the interviewer were counting on this.
While the mass media likes to portray the Church as being "obsessed" with sexual issues, it is actually the other way around. The mass media is totally obsessed with sex and only pays any attention to the Church when she expresses her God given teachings on this subject.


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Please join the Harvard Environmental Law Program and the Environmental Law Society to honor EPA Administrator Gina McCarthy, recipient of the 2016 Horizon Award for Environmental Leadership. Don't miss a rare opportunity to hear post-election from the EPA Administrator about President Obama's environmental legacy and the Clean Power Plan.
The Harvard Environmental Law Program presents the Horizon Award each year to an individual who has made extraordinary contributions to environmental law and policy. Past awardees include Justice Stevens, Bruce Babbitt, Lisa Jackson, and Frances Beinecke.
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If you are using Google analytics on your website, I'm sure you already saw the term Bounce Rate. But do you know what bounce rate is? It is an internet marketing term that is usually used in analyzing the web traffic to a specific website. Bounce rate is a percentage of one-page session of the website.
Most of the visitors get bounced after a single page as they do not find what they are looking. But sometimes a website that is excellent in providing the answer about the search queries has also a high bounce rate. That means bounce rate is nothing but only the number of visitors who left immediately on your website after viewing a single page only.
Difference Between Bounce Rate and Exit RateBounce rate usually confused with an exit rate. Both are different are this difference is significant. Bounce rate defined number of people who visit only a single page within your website while the number of visitors who left your website from that page is called the exit rate.
Why is It Important To Reduce Bounce Rate?Reducing bounce rate is important to a website even though this is not one of the ranking factors in search engine.
- It is important to reduce because if a certain website has a low bounce rate it means the website is having an interesting topic or many visitors are enjoying staying on the website.
- It is also a way to earn trust rank of our website.
- It is also important to reduce the bounce rate of our site because if we can decrease its bounce rate then our income will increase. So this is the well-defined bounce rate is reciprocal to the revenue.
What is a Good Bounce RateIt's really hard to determine what the good bounce rate is. A good bounce rate can only be determined if you have a large amount of visitors on your website. For example, you have only 30 unique visitors and your bounce rate is only 13%, it's not quite impressive because you have only a low number of visitors. But if you have 1000 unique visitors and your bounce rate is 25% then you are doing a good job. The normal bounce rate of a blog site is 40-50% compared to a forum site which is lower. There are many blog site that having 50% or higher bounce rate, but they are generating huge income on their site.
Guidelines for Reducing Bounce RateThere are many ways to reduce your bounce rate, but the most important key is to have changes to your site. Below are some tips to reduce your bounce rate.
Set Realistic Expectations: You should track your website's bounce rate against your goals and historical background. But it's good and wise to set your expectations in reality.
Attract the Right Visitors: Always choose the right visitors that match your content and their interest. For example, your niche is all about blogging then you promote your site to agricultural site. Maybe you can drive traffic through your anchor link. But do you think they will visit more pages on your site?
Provide Good Content: Write excellent and unique content with clear heading and subheading. Use different colors for headlines, bulleted lists, etc.
- Insert some stylish images.
- Central message should be obvious and link to the content or topic.
- Involve some case of studies to implement your layout.
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In the last year, Clark Bockelman was discovered in Miami, met and shot (twice) with Bruce Weber, walked exclusively for Calvin Klein (twice) and is the now the face of that designer's S/S 2014 Collection.
Indiana college boy done good.
Clark is represented by Front Miami and Wilhelmina New York.
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Gravity Defying Shooter 'Inversion' Delayed Until Early 2012
It appears that we will have to wait a bit longer to get our hands on the gravity-defying shooter, Inversion, as publisher Namco Bandai has confirmed that the game's official release window has shifted to "early 2012" from the previously announced February 7th. There started to be concern when retailers started changing their list dates for the game, so it seems Namco Bandai decided to clear up any confusion.
"The launch of Inversion has been moved to early 2012, and more details will follow in an upcoming announcement." "This additional development time will allow the team to polish several key aspects of the game ensuring Inversion is of the highest quality."
This is the latest in a rash of games being delayed to "ensure quality", my only question is why would they put out a date they knew they probably couldn't meet anyway?
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Note regarding quiz: If I had a class to assign the board to...a student would be given one question at a time, in random order, and they would know right away if they had answered correctly or incorrectly
If my school had a subscription to Discovery Education I could ask my students to create their own Board Builder projects. I might ask them to compare and contrast different countries' holidays, cuisine, or children's games. They would be tasked with finding videos and images, publishing their own writing, and creating a quiz on the material presented.
Howard Gardner (2006) states that, "the respectful mind notes and welcomes differences between human individuals and human groups...[and] the ethical mind ponders...the needs and desires of the society in which one lives" (chapter one). These projects could be great discussion starters for the class, and even act as foreign diplomats. Students would be learning about multiple countries, cultures, and religions through research and writing, and they would have a chance to stand in others' shoes when compiling an original quiz. Learning about other societies could springboard a better understanding of their own country and cultural traditions. This would be a great activity to develop their respectful and ethical minds.
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Want to know more about learning styles and teaching methods? Interested in seeing a variety of resource and curriculum choices used by fellow PEACHes? Come to the February Curriculum Fair!
In accordance with our Valentine's Day theme, there will be door prizes and other fun ways to beat those February blahs!
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Who: PEACH – Parents Educating at Christian Homes, Inc.
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At Allegis Group, it's about more than just sourcing candidates and placing them in roles. We have a profound passion for solving business problems through people. We go about it by taking the time to understand our clients' requirements and seeking to understand our candidates' goals and skills to ensure the right fit every time.
This approach is underpinned by our unique recruitment methodology that has been built from research into the wants and needs of customers across the region.
A day in the life of a recruitment consultant includes analysing the requirements of a job, sourcing qualified candidates, screening and selecting applicants, and consulting to our clients on which candidates are the best for them in meeting their business goals.
To succeed in recruitment with Allegis Group, you have to be good at comprehending complex situations and be resourceful in finding the right solution for your clients to support their goals. You also need to be passionate about finding people the positions they're looking for and partnering with them to realise their career aspirations.
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SL-7 tablet is powered by a 600MHz Rockchip RK2818 CPU (basically a ARM9 600mhz processor + a 550mhz new high performance DSP), 7-inch Capacitive multi-touch touch screen with capability of playback mp4 and rmvb video at 1280 × 720 HD resolution and supports as many as 5 simultaneous touch inputs at once , and Running with Android 2.1 operating system.
Suli SL-7 Android tablet also offers 256MB of DDR2 RAM, 4GB memory, 3G connectivity, WiFi, 2.0 (USB), micro SD card slot and an 8 hours battery life. The dimensions of SL 7 Suli tablet are 190.5 inches (h) X 118 inches (w) X 0.46 inches (d) with weight 13.05 ounces. The handset also support AAC, FLAC, MP3, OGG, WAV, WMA for music player and BMP, GIF, JPEG.
Suli SL-7 Tablet Specifications
600MHz Rockchip RK2818 processor
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This will be part of an on-going series until I buy my new house.
Part 1 – Buying another house
Part 2 – Buying another house – A quick comparison
Part 3 – Buying another house – submitting the offer
Part 4 – Buying another house – submitting the offer, round 2
Part 5 – Buying another house – offer accepted
So we agreed upon a deposit of $3500 for the house we want. The problem was that I misunderstood and thought we had until the end of the week to drop off the money. As I cashed out some of my RRSP's to cover the moving expense I knew I had plenty. Until I found out that I needed to have the money to them by 6pm the next day!
This was not great as the transfer from my RRSP was not going to be in my account until a day later and I could not really ask for an extension and expect to be taken seriously.
I had a little over $2000 sitting in the bank, so I needed to come up with another $1500 very quickly. I had not other choice so I had to take a cash advance on my credit card, which I have never done before but I knew I had money coming the next day and I could pay it off very quickly. I doubt I will ever do this again unless in a complete emergency.
In the end, deposit is in, offer has been accepted and tomorrow the agent come in to take pictures and list our house. We have actually already had interest from two people we know that want to turn it into an income property. It is set-up to easily convert to 2 units and if I had the money I would have done that myself.
This should be the last post about the new house for a bit until something happens. I will write up a post on everything we did to get the house ready very cheaply but made a very big difference in appearance and hopefully will help sell the house.
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In this post, I'm going to attempt to explain concepts that are a bit more advanced. Some have .NET equivalents, others don't. Don't sweat it if you don't fully grasp some of the new Scala only concepts, these will be reinforced in future posts.
Immutable by default
This can be a fairly jarring paradigm shift, but Scala is immutable by default. Instead of creating variables that can be reassigned at any time, you typically create variables that are equivalent to using the const keyword in C#:
This means you will not be able to reassign this variable in the future. You would either have to create a new list (preferred) or use the var keyword.
This concept extends further, however. Because this is a design goal, the standard Scala library does not provide mutable collections by default. For example, if you wanted to use a list and append an item, you would find that there is no append method. Instead, you could use the +: method to create a copy of that list with the item appended to the end.
There is a set of mutable collections that are provided, as the example shows, but this is not usually the desired solution unless you need the performance.
Traits can have bodies
Traits are Scala's answer to interfaces, which means you can implement multiple traits on a class. One major difference is that they can actually include method bodies, including methods with non-public visibility. You can almost think of them like an abstract class, except they don't have a constructor.
Importing Objects (Similar to using static in C# 6.0)
A new feature in C# 6.0 is the ability to use static methods without qualifying them with the class name by utilizing the using static keyword:
Similarly, in Scala, you can import all methods from an object (Scala's version of a static class by using a singleton).
The difference is that Scala uses an underscore after the object name to indicate that you want to use all methods.
Similarly, in Scala, you can import all methods from an object (Scala's version of a static class by using a singleton).
The difference is that Scala uses an underscore after the object name to indicate that you want to use all methods.
Implicit Parameters
Coming from the .NET world, dependency injection is the best use case that made this concept click for me. You can think of implicit parameters as Scala's baked in answer to an IoC container.
In .NET, you'd tend to pass dependencies to your constructor to mock them out, change the implementation, and hide the implementation details from the caller. For example, you may have a repository class in .NET:
This is nicely encapsulated so the caller has no idea how the Person instance is persisted. It also allows mocking through constructor injection. Typically in the .NET world, you'd use a DI framework like Castle Windsor, Autofac or Ninject to manage all of your dependencies. You could do it manually, but it quickly becomes very painful, especially when refactoring.
In Scala, you can use implicit parameters and objects to achieve the same effect as an IoC container. By importing all implicit parameters in an object, you can instantiate a class without explicitly providing constructor parameters:
The complier injects the dependencies automatically (note that it matches on the instance type *not* the variable names), which would look like this if you were to handle the injection manually:
What's the advantage of using implicit assignment? It's essentially the same as using a DI container - when you refactor, you don't have to change nearly as much code. If you reorder parameters or remove them all together, your code will still compile. One nice difference is when you add a parameter that is not implicitly available in scope, the compiler will throw an error. IoC containers in .NET often don't catch this mistake until runtime.
One disadvantage to constructor injection is that it assumes each method will actually make use of all the dependencies passed in, which is rarely the case. Scala allows you to use implicit parameters on methods as well, so you can be sure you created a dependency because you're actually going to use it:
Note that none of the calling code had to change after refactoring the PersonRepository. This refactoring is nice because it allows you to call the getCached method without providing a SqlConnection instance - this simplifies the call and reduces the resources used when calling only the getCached method.
Because you can always explicitly provide a parameter, you get all the benefits of DI without needing to use a framework. By using implicit parameters, you can safely refactor and test your objects, traits and classes with minimal effort.
Extension Methods
I'm sure these are familiar to .NET devs. Scala allows you to define similar extensions by using implicit classes inside of an object.
Reducing Verbosity
Scala tries to be more concise by creating some shortcuts in the syntax. I personally found most of these things to be quite logical once I understood the concept, but they may not be completely straightforward the first time you see them.
Case Classes
You can almost think of these as POCO classes in .NET - although just like in .NET, they are capable of having methods.
There are three major differences between a case class and a regular class. First, you do not have to use the new keyword to instantiate them. You can just use the class name:
Secondly, the parameter arguments are automatically exposed as public fields:
Lastly, the equality operator works by comparing the fields themselves, rather than the object reference:
Tuples are available in .NET, but aren't overwhelmingly popular. Probably for good reason, while they are flexible and capable of carrying related pieces of information without declaring a class, they make code more difficult to read, .
Scala has tuples baked into the language, you can return a tuple by simply surrounding your instances in parenthesis:
It's certainly a nice feature to have available, but code can become nearly unreadable if they are overused. If you use a tuple and run into any readability issues, try using a case class instead.
Symbols for Method Names
Scala was created to be an extensible language, and as such, it allows developers a large amount of freedom in naming. As a result, method names can be entirely symbolic:
Note how this can make code fairly tricky to read. Keep in mind that if you see a symbol you don't recognize, it very well may be part of a custom DSL, either imported from an object (like the example above) or inherited from a trait. Using your IDE to go to the method declaration is a really handy way to figure out what's going on.
Optional Parenthesis
This is slightly tricky because of the way Scala treats the order of operations, but parenthesis are not always required and can instead be substituted with spaces:
This is another piece of the puzzle when reading Scala code. Keep in mind that spaces and symbols can make nice looking DSLs, but they can also be highly confusing when first learning.
Until next time
That's certainly not everything, but if you understand most of these concepts, you can hopefully start looking at some code examples without being thoroughly confused (as I was). Next time we'll talk about Common Data Types in Part 3. Thanks for reading!
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8 Lovely leading ladies you can't miss in DramaFever's new K-dramas
You are already watching your favorite male stars in the newest K-dramas. Now, it's time to learn more about the leading ladies in the shows. Who are the lovely ladies leading the new K-dramas?
Check out the list below to find out if your favorite celebrity women are starring in the latest batch of shows.
1. Son Soo Hyun (Puck!)
You may remember Son from last year's supernatural series Blood. This year, she joins the boys in the hockey short series starring a tough loan shark. Will she have a love interest in the show or soar as a fellow hockey player? You have to tune in to find out.
2. Jin Se Yun (High End Crush)
Jin has scored roles in well-known projects on DramaFever like It's Okay Daddy's Girl, Bridal Mask, and Doctor Stranger. This time around, she stars alongside Jung Il Woo in the romantic short series High End Crush. When the rich guy falls for a poor girl, will true love conquer all?
3. Yoon Bo Ra (High End Crush)
SISTAR's Bo Ra continues to expand her acting career by starring in this new web drama. After landing a supporting role on Doctor Stranger, fans have been anxious to see her return to the small screen. The sexy idol made their dreams come true by accepting a role in High End Crush.
4. Han Ye Seul (Madame Antoine)
Han is one lucky girl beingsurrounded by all those hot flower boys in her new series. The last time we saw Han was in Birth of a Beauty in 2014. This year, she is portraying a lovely psychic who is a hopeless romantic.
5. Hwang Seung Eon (Madame Antoine)
She is known best for being BEAST's Hyun Seung's love interest in his sexy "You're The First" music video last year. The rookie actress has taken supporting roles in projects like Sweden Laundry and Spellbound, but her part in Madame Antonie may prove to be her breakout role.
6. Kim Hye Soo (Signal)
This timeless beauty has been acting for 3 decades. She is a respected veteran with over 50 movies and K-dramas under her belt! In her new series, Kim is surrounded by tough male detectives dedicated to solving a cold case. You'll have to tune into Signal to learn more about her heartbreaking love story.
7. Kwon Yu Ri (Neighborhood Hero)
Who would miss seeing a Girls' Generation member on-screen? No dedicated Sone would! This idol's girl group has been considered one of the most talented and beautiful in the music industry. Each girl has tried her hand at a solo career, and Yu Ri is well-known for her acting after her role in Fashion King in 2012. She is also surrounded by the boys in her new secret agent series, Neighborhood Hero.
8. Sandara Park (Missing Korea)
The 2NE1 member has been starring in Filipino and Korean dramas since the mid-2000s. Now that her girl group is on hiatus, she has been taking over popular web dramas. She becomes a North Korean beauty queen in her brand new series Missing Korea.
Which lady are looking forward to seeing the most this winter?
Watch Han Ye Seul and Hwang Seung Eon in Madame Antoine:
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Nokia E65 review
|Review: July 2007
In a nutshell: 3G smartphone with 2 megapixel camera, MP3 player, memory card, Bluetooth & WLAN.
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The Nokia E65 is a 3G smartphone aimed squarely at business users. It's the nicest looking of the E series, looking remarkably like a Samsung D500, but with a different choice of colours, so no-one could mistake the two. Unlike the Samsung, it's very much targeted at the serious business user. This is a Symbian phone, so if offers a lot of scope for power users to customise the phone and install their own applications. The calendar is very flexible, and contacts are easy to manage. There's support for email with attachments, and fast access to data via EDGE or 3G networks. On the negative side, Symbian can sometimes be slow and the phone may crash or freeze from time to time.
There are some great features in this phone, but others that aren't so hot, so you'll need to make sure it's right for you. Starting with the exterior, we've mentioned the attractive design of the phone already. It's a very nicely-sized phone and not too heavy, although we'd have preferred a slightly larger keypad - what is it with Nokia and small keypads? The slide design is practical as well as smart, as it enables a large screen to be fitted to a compact phone. The screen is one of the nicest features of the E65, using Nokia's latest 16 million colour technology and a high resolution. However, the E65 does use very small fonts, so be wary of this if your close-up eyesight isn't what it used to be! On the other hand, it enables you to view a lot of information on the screen at one time.
One of the selling points of the E65 is the fact that it can make Voice over IP (VoIP) calls using the integrated wireless LAN connection. It's virtually unbeatable when it comes to connectivity in fact. Not only does it have WLAN (both 802.11b & 802.11g are supported), but it offers Bluetooth, USB and infrared too, so you ought to be able to connect it to just about anything. Onboard memory is reasonably generous at 50 Mbytes, with a slot for a MicroSD memory card too.
Although the phone features a camera and a music player, these are bonus features, not core to the phone. One obvious ommission is that there's no capability for making video calls, as there's no secondary video camera.
The battery life of the E65 is less than average, which is not surprising considering that this is a 3G phone with WLAN and Bluetooth. You can switch off any of these features to conserve battery life if they're not needed.
Overall, the E65 is a reasonable implementation of a 3G Symbian phone, although it is dogged by reliability problems and slow menus. If you don't have a need for all the high-end features, you'd be better off with something simpler, like the Nokia 6300 or Nokia 6500 Slide.
Nokia E65 features include:
- Series 60 3rd Edition Symbian operating system
- One Touch keys for direct access to contacts, mute/unmute, and conference calling
- Java & Symbian applications
- Voice over IP (VoIP) calls via integrated WLAN
- Messaging: SMS, MMS, Email with attachments (POP/IMAP, SMTP, and IMAP4 protocols), Instant Messaging
- Voice dialing
- Voice commands for menu short cuts, keypad lock, and profiles
- Voice recording
- Integrated handsfree speaker
- 2 megapixel camera
- Display: active-matrix TFT, 16 million colours, 240 x 320 pixels
- Music player (MP3/AAC) and media player
- Talking ringtones
- Calendar with weekly view, contacts, to-do list, and notepad for short notes - all viewable while managing a phone call
- Memory: 50 Mbytes plus MicroSD memory card support
- Connectivity: Bluetooth 1.2, USB, Infrared, WLAN (802.11b, 802.11g)
- WAP 2.0, EDGE (maximum download speeds of up to 296 kbps)
- XHTML web browser
- Size: 105 x 49 x 15.5 mm
- Weight: 115g
- Quad-band (EGSM 850/900/1800/1900) plus 3G (WCDMA 2100)
- Talktime: 3-6 hours (2G) or 2.5 hours (3G) or 3 hours (VoIP)
- Battery standby: up to 11 days (2G) or 5 days (3G/WLAN)
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Nokia E65 user reviews
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Average rating from 203 reviews:
Reviewed by manbush245
from kenya
on 15th Oct 2015
The fone is so nice and am still using it,ibouth this fone 2006 and everthing is good.But now it has a problem on key pads light and back light , idont know wha couse of the problem.
Reviewed by Emiantor ephraim
from Nigeria
on 14th Apr 2015
My bluetooth is not working and writing unable to peform bluetooth operation what can i do i need help please help me.
Reviewed by Shesil K Abraham
from India
on 8th Nov 2014
My Nokia E65's bluetooth is now not working. It is saying "Unable to perform bluetooth operation" and yesterday when i switched off and switched on my E65 it shows nokia and lights turned off and on the screen it is showing nokia again and again. But i like Nokia E65 very much.
Reviewed by Cassidy
from Zambia
on 4th Jun 2014
My phone can not light on the keypad what can i do
Reviewed by Sirdick
from Kenya
on 3rd Dec 2013
Am an I.T Techie for 3yrs. This is the best phone for any I.T out there. Reason is that u can customize it with amazing features u cant believe than ever before. What i love it for is Greatest hi-speed net conectivity. 2. Very compatible from USB,WLAN, BLUETOOTH name it waow. U can instal good computer apps and customize it. Mine is a little laptop on my palm. Streaming speed is the best with You-tube something many android cnt. This my best forever
Reviewed by Makaka Samuel
from Uganda
on 28th Oct 2013
I can't watch youtube,but the rest okey.
Reviewed by Barth from Nigeria on 28th Mar 2012
I kinda love the product but. The product became problematic when I could nt use a fully charged battry for more than 3hrs, the usb/handsfree port stopped workin and I could not find any solution to it. Thugh still in the house bu I'm not using it anymore
Reviewed by Omar Juma Omar
from UK
on 12th Nov 2011
E65 its a smart phone its features offers better services, to me, its fast in internet. Its very smart,
Reviewed by philippines
from UK
on 16th Oct 2011
Reviewed by bongani dube
from UK
on 7th Oct 2011
this is a good phone but it doesnt support new apps it say phone is too old
Reviewed by ibrahim musa
from UK
on 23rd Sep 2011
the phone is so nice..this phone can run 3 to 4 internet programmes becouse it has a key you can minimise with it..moreover, i can make a call when am still in the internet without necessarly login out. Whoa! I like this phne...buy ths phne
Reviewed by Nora
from UK
on 17th Sep 2011
This phone is a very nice piece of work good job NOKIA
Reviewed by Fungai furai
from UK
on 7th Aug 2011
Its a great phone bt the camera is poor
Reviewed by viktor
from UK
on 7th Dec 2009
is the best mobile i ever had
Reviewed by Charles
from UK
on 2nd Dec 2009
I bought this phone for R3350. Although i could have the new e66 i bought a buggy thats slow and that has no video calling bt its a 3G phone its not very good in gaming
Reviewed by Nimbark
from UK
on 22nd Oct 2009
I am using this phone since 1 year and 2 months. And the most points are asunder. Camera very slow i have to wait and hold the mobile at a same position for 5 or 6 seconds after clicking the capture button or the picture to be taken will be blured or if moved other frame will be taken than intended. Means software response time after clicking the capture button is more. starting 6 months failure of phone applications like autm restart without any reason hang up while call sudden shut down without any reason. Etc. But i have used a lot of internet on my laptop with using it as a modem. Very good speed of net. i connect it via USB CABLE with laptop Or pc. If connected via blue tooth very low speed. After latest software update in august09 which is nokias latest software update the phone has become more stable. No more restart now with out reason. also the update was done using net via e 65 using as a modem. plate form security in latest software is so high not hacked by any one so far. May be hacked but i have not heard. Very good music effects over ear phone very good phone if used with extra applications like x plore Smart movie dictionary nokia should give this types of application free with phone. Advance call manager has come free with phone and a nice application. Over all a slow operating phone while opening messages and application . But very good phone also and at a reasonable price. i have no need of using anti virus after update of software. Also previousaly i have not used. When viewed price matter very good also 3g enabled. Who will give all this at a cheap price. 2 MP CAMERA also giving high good pictures in day light. Night camera not good. nokia Should give flash. Over all i have got all return what i invested. Care center service also good. Replaced my screen within a 30 minut as a dark spot was there in screen in corner during warrenty period. Very good return against investment. Should by with latest software by nokia. Looks nice and uniq.some times Some body asked is that china phone? .!!!!! As china phones are also looks smarts in appear ance. Thank you all for reading this JAY GURUDEV.
Reviewed by Trisha
from UK
on 3rd Aug 2009
The phone I have is completely useless. The SIM registration card constantly fails and the signal disappears frequently which then disconnects me from the person I'm speaking to. I'm back to using my old phone now. Avoid.
Reviewed by jules calata
from UK
on 14th Jul 2009
slow processor but very satisfying features....
Reviewed by David
from UK
on 15th Jun 2009
I've had this phone for about 18 months. In that time it has been in for repairs 7 times and I've had three new handsets - as far as I can work out, the phone has been out of my possession for about 3 months of the 18. Faults - Spontaneous shut-downs - Loss of network connectivity - loud earpiece whine when keypad is lit - keys losing their detent click - disconnection of calls when opened. Also seems to be insensitive to signals as well as can't get reception where my very elderly and el-cheapo Alcatel works just fine. Just dreadful.
Reviewed by S
from UK
on 28th May 2009
Terrible, Terrible, Terrible. Terrible camera quality- it makes the pictures look horribly scratchy and fuzzy. ABYSMAL battery life- with my old Sony Ericsson W810i I only had to charge it once a week or so (and even though it was like 2mp it still took better pictures than this)with this, even without long calls I have to charge it frequently. The camera has no flash and always makes that annoying sound which you cannot get rid of. You can't really adjust the brightness/contrast seetings, it has really weird and useless rigid camera settings. You can't see the wallpaper background properly because of all the rubbish blocking it. The worst phone I've ever had.
Reviewed by Julia Ryna
from UK
on 21st May 2009
Just g0od..but t0o bad,no turbo msn n i cnt d0wnload any themes..
Reviewed by Neil Zietsman
from UK
on 12th May 2009
While this phone is full of many functions it falls short in one very imprtant aspect. It holds its self together about as well as a peach in a blender. Not only did my screen break in the first three days of owning it but it has broken again a few times over the two year period i ahve owned it. The simcard holder cant hold the sim card still so the card keeps moving and the phone keeps going off line. Also my Battery kept moving so the phone would turn of in the middle of a conversation. The plastic black coverin on the phone keeps peeling off making it look like it has lepracy. The Key pad light has stopped working so texting in the dark is a game of hit and miss. The buttons on the side of the side of the phone stopped working!
Reviewed by J
from UK
on 27th Apr 2009
This is a feature packed phone with appalling performance. I had mine for well over a year and had no end of problems: - Crashed frequently when dialling out - Randomly reset - Terrible battery performance (Generally less than 1 day) - Not possible to update firmware - Repaired 3 times and issues not resolved - Awful reception (on '3' network) - Once reception is lost the only way to re-connect to the network is to re-boot the phone, which takes forever. - Tiny fonts - Useless camera - slow shutter, no flash, generally poor quality photos All I can say is mine was run over once and still worked afterwards! Now have an E71 and it's fantastic
Reviewed by Bryan
from UK
on 9th Apr 2009
Stop questionin and complainin about it, as it is a nice phone. all your problems can solve it by upgradin the firmware (check it on the nokia website/ nokia center) you should always check if theres an available update for the firmware to fix the bugs and faults of your phones. i onwed this phone for almost 2 years now and i never experience any problem. i belive it is somethin to do about the user not the phone. you must know how to take good care of it. regardin the camera issue, you shouldnt ask it for a good capture as this phone is not a Kiddie stuff, if you want good camera then go to Kodak or Canon. this phoen has no secondary phone, but still use for videocalling. No radio or fm tuner, but who cares, you're not always listenin to radio, dont yah? the screen display of this phone is almost the same with the n-series phone like N82 ans N95 16 Million colours, wow! and the 3G its super class 32 very fast. wlan edge and hsdpa conectivity faster than ever ... it reads adobe files and other pdf files, can even connect to voip if you have the plan like the vonage. and the ofcourse you can transfer anyfiles tru bluetooth, infrared, or by usb cable. the processor is good faster like n95. and the memory both internal and microsd card slot is really spacious and genrous memory. GPS, well its not on package but you can download an symbian aplication that reads maps and directions, cool. batery like is still doin great despite of the multi task and it's been almost two years and i never replaced the batery pack. very powerful phone, i just wish nokia would releas the i version of this like Nokia E65i LOL!
Reviewed by nice
from UK
on 1st Apr 2009
Initially i was dissapointed with the phone, but after using it for a couple of weeks I could not fault this phone at all! The battery life may not be outstanding but it's reasonable, there are no games to start with, and baring in mind this is a business phone, you can download them. I had the phone for 20 months on orange and had no problems, in fact the only reason I gave it up is because I wanted the iphone. I would go back to the E65 anytime! I didn't use this phone for business purposes, and so as an everyday phone this is great.
Reviewed by Carl
from UK
on 26th Mar 2009
Had this phone for 2 days from a friend, as a replacement for a few weeks, after 2 days it is driving me insane, wont send messages then sends everyone 6-7 messages, poor basic features, not good at all, rather get a cheep £7 alcatel for the next few weeks!!!
Reviewed by Clint
from UK
on 10th Mar 2009
My Nokia E65 started randomly beeping and hitting out symbols. The top right corner keypad button stopped working. When I spoke about it to friends, the same thing had happened to them. Mine was just over the 1 yr warranty, the other lucky people were in it and got a replacement. The dealer new of this problem and siad it couldn't be fixed? If it was a car there would have been a re-call. Keypad backlight doesn't work either. Almost a good phone if it kept working.
Reviewed by Lharris87
from UK
on 10th Mar 2009
Initially i was dissapointed with the phone, but after using it for a couple of weeks I could not fault this phone at all! The battery life may not be outstanding but it's reasonable, there are no games to start with, and baring in mind this is a business phone, you can download them. I had the phone for 20 months on orange and had no problems, in fact the only reason I gave it up is because I wanted the iphone. I would go back to the E65 anytime! I didn't use this phone for business purposes, and so as an everyday phone this is great.
Reviewed by Syahrul
from UK
on 4th Mar 2009
rubbish phone nothing in this e65 is usefull
Reviewed by Deepak
from UK
on 16th Dec 2008
I have used this phone extensively for the last 16 month. It looks and feels good. But it has a very buggy software - switches off automatically (not uncommon). It has happened a few times that the person at the other end could not hear what I said, but after re-starting the phone, it works fine. Low battery life and WLAN is useless. No recurring alarm. This is definitely not what I would expect from a smartphone.
Reviewed by Liz McG - Scotland
from UK
on 6th Nov 2008
Don't buy this phone. I got this phone on contract in August 2007, as it is now November 2008, i have had my phone turned off for the past week and a half (end of October 2008). It is rubbish, and screwed. The phone turns on and off, and only now accepts calls if i have the slide down. None of the buttons on the main part of the phone work, something serious has gone wrong. And for this supposedly good, but very expensive phone, it is cheaply and badly made. When i first got it, it was okay, then it started crashing, then sometimes wouldnt let me text, and now everything is broken. I would never recommend this phone.
Reviewed by cronik
from UK
on 5th Nov 2008
i think this phone is a load of rubbish
Reviewed by ownage
from UK
on 1st Nov 2008
noobs this phone boosts a very nice exterior and its msging is just so convenient. the red version is one of the nicest phones around. i have been using it for 2 years and counting. i highly recommend it.
Reviewed by tareq
from UK
on 31st Oct 2008
it's very nice ... i like it ...
Reviewed by hanny
from UK
on 13th Oct 2008
the E65 is a GOOD phone no matter how many ppl whinge about it ....i only had 1 problem wit mine and that was water damage 4rm 1 drop of rain on the keypad ....ppl who are on there 2nd and 3rd phones must be doin sumting wrong ...downloadin third party sofware maybe ????nokias dont react well 2 that ...otherwise go buy a motorola or an lg and prepare 2 be angry wen it breaks ....
Reviewed by Olivier
from UK
on 12th Oct 2008
Good phone that I've used for a good 6 months. Nice form factor, quite thin and light, yet nice screen and a long list of useful features. No problem whatsoever with the handset that I got "refurbished" from 3 uk. Although 3g, it's not hsdpa so not very quick but ok for mobile web pages. opera mini is a must on this phone. Camera is poor and the video recording is better left unused. Agreed, it's a business phone but this is the worst video recording have had on a phone for quite a while. In short, an good functional and small smartphone, but really unexciting.
Reviewed by Fazil JF
from UK
on 25th Sep 2008
Very nice phone, Very Eazy to use, very speed symbian operationg system, nice to use the calender and other office accessories, problem is sometimes the keypad light does not work,sice hard to type sms at night times
Reviewed by mike from dundee
from UK
on 25th Sep 2008
would not have bought this phone if i could have had a shot of it beforehand. The phone is well built and reliable. I have not had any problems with it. However, i know it is a business phone but c'mon nokia, it is soooo boring. The voice aid is cool but really just a gimmick. It doesn't come with a memory card or anything. Have kept my SE W850i for the fun-factor which is just as well because the E65 is dull,dull,dull. Good for the office but thats it.
Reviewed by David
from UK
on 24th Sep 2008
I purchased the Nokia E65 made in China and there are problems with periodic locking up of the phone's four function keys for group calls, own key, contacts, and phone muting, the phone needs to be turned off and back on to unlock the four function keys. The phone was returned to Nokia for repair and after several attempts to fix the problem they finally tried replacing the mother board, that also failed to correct the problem. I purchase a second E65 for a back-up phone but this one was made in Finland and there are no problems with the four function keys. The Nokia E65 made in Finland works perfectly. My only complaint for the E65 is the absence of a flash for the camera. Otherwise I really love the phone for my personal and business use.
Reviewed by Lucy
from UK
on 19th Sep 2008
this fone is ok it has its good features. but its SO slow and freezes and truns off at its own free will i had to send it bak the first week i had it the screen messes up alot and the signal goes in and out heaps takes like 1min to get into messages it does have good memory... but i wouldnt recommend any one buy one i just got a LG viewty and its a GREAT phone.
Reviewed by Nic
from UK
on 22nd Aug 2008
PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING: PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING: PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING: Having purchased an E65 a year ago as a business phone in Australia I found the battery life when using 3g and activesync to be around 2-3 hours without making a single call. Futher to the dissapointment of purchasing a 3g business phone (for email and high speed internet access on the road), it was a rude awakening when visiting the Nokia care(less) centre. I was made to wait near to an hour to retrieve my phone each time, and the problem was never fixed. In fact only on the phone's 4th visit did they declare there was a problem, they then insisted the phone was out of warranty and not their problem any longer. Having waitied weeks for unreturned phone calls and the Nokia care centre nearly throwing my phone in the bin, I contacted Virgin Mobile, my carrier to discuss my disappointment, they immediatly picked up the issue by replacing the battery at their own expense and taking the matter up with Nokia directly - bravo! Bottom line is not because of their product, but becaus e of their complete disregard for customer service I will never purchase another Nokia again, shame on you Nokia for pushing around the little guy. PS I will remain with Virgin Mobile for as long as they maitain this level of service. Thanks for reading.
Reviewed by Steve from west mids
from UK
on 20th Aug 2008
This is without a doubt, 'THE' worst phone ive ever had! and ive had a few.. 9 out of 10 times when you try to make a call,it wont connect & comes up with connection error.Nokia have admitted this is a known fault & cannot be repaired!!! Steer clear of this phone at all costs!!!!!!
Reviewed by jas
from UK
on 20th Aug 2008
very slow phone,the phone switches it self off if slide is to quick both up or down,do not rate it much at all avoid!
Reviewed by Al
from UK
on 16th Aug 2008
Had this phone now for a couple of months, got it on the orange outlet on ebay for less than £60. What a bargain, WLAN is fantastic, camera is pretty decent, switch apps off to prolong battery. Screen is best out there and the organiser is brilliant, upcoming appointments come up on screen at the start of that week. A++++.
Reviewed by Nicole
from UK
on 8th Aug 2008
Apart from aesthetics, this handset is terrible. I have had to have the software on it updated as the phone kept switching off. Even now it still occasionally switches itself off for no reason and I constantly get a "SIM card registration failed" message even though there is nothing wrong with my SIM card. The software is appallingly slow and the menus take forever to load. The alarm clock is no good either is you are unable to set recurring alarms. Much prefer the E51.
Reviewed by simon
from UK
on 8th Aug 2008
good phone had it 14 months no problems what so ever wish there was a new nokia like this one coming out, i would buy straight away,
Reviewed by Sarah
from UK
on 4th Aug 2008
I had this phone just so then i could use the skype application on it (being a student its easier) but i cant believe i gave up my nokia 6500 slide for this..... when i got it, it was by far the most confusing phones from nokia... the camera is rubbish (not even a flash) no games for those boring train journeys... the only good thing it has good goin for it is that it comes in nice colours.... cant believe ive got another 6months on my contract for this!!!!
Reviewed by Zakithi
from UK
on 3rd Aug 2008
Its nice
Reviewed by Andrea from Glasgow
from UK
on 2nd Aug 2008
Personally I really didn't like this phone. So much so that I went and bought a Motorola A1000 to use until my contact renews. No use for video calls, only one camera. The battery life is rubbish. I felt it was on charge all the time.
Reviewed by Jan from East Yorkshire
from UK
on 22nd Jul 2008
Had this phone less than a year ,keeps loosing power,fonts on texting too small cant change, battery goes flat after two days quite un user friendly ,only good thing was colour & slider facility.Store where I bought couldn`t care less nor 3 the service provider.In process of legal action to get a different phone as thoroughly fed up of it.
Reviewed by Win Travis
from UK
on 20th Jul 2008
Nokia e65 is the worst phone i have ever had.IT cnnnects with the Seat Leon handsfree system works for about 2 days then decides to crash.It constantly tells me i have a missed call even though the phone does not ring.It is supposed to be a business phone but, it is totally unreliable.Buy somthing else.
Reviewed by RF
from UK
on 12th Jul 2008
Terrible phone, switches off radomly horrible interface, thank god for Iphone 3g. PS 3G performance is a joke.
Reviewed by Penny
from UK
on 4th Jul 2008
The phone turns itself off when you slide it closed.
Reviewed by James
from UK
on 3rd Jul 2008
Worst phone ever.
Reviewed by Mark Shaw
from UK
on 2nd Jul 2008
The e65 hides a lot of features and great usability in a somewhat boring, business-like shell. But don't let that put you off - it's a great phone. www.nokia-nseries.co.uk
Reviewed by Colin
from UK
on 16th Jun 2008
Hate this phone.. I must have gotten one of the "reconditioned" phones from Three Ireland. There are so many things about this phone that annoy me.. From day of purchase, the back light on the key pad has been not worked. I have contacted Three about this twice and they are ignoring the problem. So basically, I cannot text in the dark. There is no FM radio.. There were no headphones supplied with the phone. The slider function is horrible, there is no ridge to grip when sliding the phone open. The phone feels awkward and the metal on the key pad is nasty.. This is the LAST Nokia phone I will be buying for the foreseeable future. Since I moved to the the Three network, I have purchased Nokia. All of there were Symbian "smart" phones. This OS is absolute trash.. It's far too slow. The phone doesn't know wheter it's coming or going half time time. I like a phone to respond immediately when I press a button, not a few seconds later. I will probably end up throwing this phone against the wall.
Reviewed by Jose Castro
from UK
on 10th Jun 2008
The most beautiful phone in the market. Beautiful and efficiente.
Reviewed by Alan Heath
from UK
on 7th Jun 2008
I've had this phone now for twelve months , too be honest i'm totally happy with it, it's got loads of features and an abundance of connectivity options, and it'll even do sat nav what more could you ask for. menu's are a little slow but it's been very reliable
Reviewed by David
from UK
on 7th Jun 2008
i have had the Nokia E65 for 6 months and once a week it locks up the screen goes black and shuts down. Then you have to reboot it wish i never got the phone now.
Reviewed by christian kaburu
from UK
on 27th May 2008
I think the E65 is a very great phone.But does have an in built unti vaires?
Reviewed by Ryder
from UK
on 26th May 2008
Perhaps you should write down the things you want from a phone before purchasing this model. It is not a digital camera. It is not a video phone. These things are quite clear in the specifications listed by nokia. I have had no problems with my phone after many months of use, no lockups and fully functionality. Only activate bluetooth and WIFI when you need it, Check your task manager (press and hold the menu button in standby) to ensure all apps you are finished with have closed, and make sure you treat your battery properly and this phone will last four days with reasonable useage. Functions are great, text/mail/voip/quick internet searches (again, this is not a laptop!!!) and the user interface has been smooth and intuitive. I have owned 9 different nokias prior to this one and to be honest this is better than a few of them and on par with the rest, N73 included! Make sure it is what you want and then buy it :)
Reviewed by SAQIB
from UK
on 26th May 2008
Reviewed by junouk
from UK
on 19th May 2008
I thought it was just my phone... worst nokia ever. I hate it. cant wait for the contract to be up so I can swap it.
Reviewed by jim
from UK
on 18th May 2008
for features i give the phone a 10/10 too bad it's unusable with its frequent crashes and freezing. stay away from nokia, i've researched their phones in great detail... very poor!
Reviewed by Angela - Australia
from UK
on 16th May 2008
I am on my 4th E65 - phone is rubbish - have had phone replaced 4 times twice cos the memory cards were duds, once cos phone turned itself off and would not come back on, and the lastest one will not initialise. Taking it back for a complete different modle. Worse phone ever had !!
Reviewed by sammy from australia
from UK
on 10th May 2008
i've had the E65 for a few months now about its really cute i love the looks the size, the colour, its really flashy when u push it up, its beautiful remind me of myself, other than that the phone takes a while to send another message when texing that pisses me off first of all i still loves it very much cuz it fell a few time and havent even gotten a scratch on it my phone is sill in good shape and looks brand new, even my friends love it a lot, plus i've got offers to buy it, my biggest problem with the phone is the f.m radio that it dosent have i'm really mad about that honestly the camera is not bad in the day but at night its a waste of time trying to use the camera it wont work all u see is blackness, so the worst thing bout the phone is the camera at night and the fm radio is dosent have, but its flashy to walk around with.
Reviewed by Aussie Dave
from UK
on 7th May 2008
Awfull had the phone two days and the camera not working, I was told non in NSW have to wait for the dealer to get back to me. Less than helpfull response. Aussie Dave
Reviewed by zanna
from UK
on 6th May 2008
bad phone: 1) no games 2)no radio 3)keep frozing all the time 4)very slow 5) keep turn of all the time 6) its not higher volume, whenn somebody ring you so, im not ecomended buy this phone
Reviewed by Tim
from UK
on 4th May 2008
I've had my E65 for 15 months now, and all in all I think it's a very good phone. The user interface is straighforward and very intuitive, it's easy to customise the set-up to suit your own preferences, and I've found the battery life pretty good given the technology it's carying. My only gripe is that I think the volume when transmitting via bluetooth to a headset or in-car unit isn't strong enough.
Reviewed by Jess
from UK
on 27th Apr 2008
i have had this phone since September 2007, at first i as very impressed, my boyfriend has the n95 and even he was jealous but then i discovered that there is no real snooze function on the alarm. it offers a snooze option but you only get 5 minutes and this cannot be altered. the alarm also has to be set everyday. the small fonts were a problem and the fact that the wall paper is not full screen. other than this there were no other problems. then recently it has begun to throw a wobbler and switch itself off, it decides not to let me make calls and tells there is a connection error and randomly will not let me open text messages saying that there is not enough memory and i need to close all other applications even though there is no other application open.... i find the contacts search really annoyin, i think it is soomething to do with surnames and first names, when i search for my brothers number typing in Lew it provides about ten other names before my brothers and it is effort to have to scroll down to the correct name even though it is the most relevant to hte search. i have enjoyed havin this fone but come july when i am eligible for an upgrade i will not be sad to say goodbye
Reviewed by Nick
from UK
on 27th Apr 2008
Terrible phone - put it in your pocket & it will phone people by itself as the slider moves while you are walking along!
Reviewed by Robert Walls
from UK
on 26th Apr 2008
The worst phone I've ever had the misfortunte to own. Purchased online through the 3 store about a year ago. It has been returned and replaced 7 times so far. Crashing software, phone powering down by itself, speaker giving up... AVOID!
Reviewed by Kim
from UK
on 23rd Apr 2008
Good phone. Looks great and operates great
Reviewed by Simon
from UK
on 23rd Apr 2008
Although it is loaded with features, it doesn't perform reliably. You are probobly OK if you buy in UK but in France customer service does not exist even though bought from SFR (Vodaphone). I have owned it for over a month but it has already been sent away for repair three times, so have only used it for about 5 days! Coudn't recommend it. From an engieering point of view, the production team have done a good job but the software guys need shooting. How is it that we now accept such poor reliability in phones and computers?
Reviewed by ben
from UK
on 18th Apr 2008
excellent fone i love it it's the best phone i have ever had !
Reviewed by Jasmin
from UK
on 17th Apr 2008
I absolutely HATE this phone. The memory is too large for a mobile phone. You cannot apparently 'Delete ALL' messages, but have to do it one by one. So please tell me how you are meant to do that with a thousand or so messages. and as a result of loads of messages, it takes so long to go through the menu (using the memory). it turns off so many times, when i flick it shut, and basically, is the WORST phone i have ever had.
Reviewed by Rivona
from UK
on 14th Apr 2008
I have the Nokia E65. I do believe that it is a waste of time. It doesnt have many features. Its advertised as a really good phone, but not really. If I could get a refund on the phone, I would so do that. It doesnt even have games. Its not even user friendly.
Reviewed by shernelle
from UK
on 14th Apr 2008
i hav what dem trinis call a me2 it boss it works well takes hard falls really all i need is something that can make and recieve calls and text don't spend money foolishly be like me it boss!it shoulda get 10 stars!
Reviewed by Fanie Engelbrecht
from UK
on 11th Apr 2008
On 20 July 07 I renew my contract with a Nokia E65 Cell C Cellphone. Guaranteed for 2 years. I experienced the following problems with the phone : Busy talking - Makes a noise and people on the other side cant here me clearly. All of a sudden my phone would just cut out and reboot for no reason. I went back to Solly's where I renewed my contract in the beginning of March and they send the phone in for repairs. Received the phone back... The problem is not fixed. I realy want you to assist me in this matter as I am very unhappy about the service this phone has given me since the first day..I'm in the police which you know is a very responsible work and to be out in a crisis sitting with these problems is furstrating and not save when you have to help people, report crimes and it is your only communication. Please can you contact me on : 084 711 1147 or e-mail me on : firstname.lastname@example.com The serial number on my Invoice for the phone is : 353261017584377 I trust that you will find this in order and would like from you a.s.a.p Thanks F.A. Engelbrecht [Editor's reply: thanks for your review, but please don't complain to us. We just review phones, not sell them!]
Reviewed by luke andi hutchinson
from UK
on 1st Apr 2008
i have a nokia E65 previously on a contract but now on pay as you go. i have to agree with the phone being more of a business phone than a entertainment phone or photography phone. but it does what you need it to do. you can access messenger anywhere, browse the internet (provided enough credit) and is lightweight and slim. after 2 years of use it has only recently started to show the signs of use so it is pretty hardwearing. i myself get bored of mobiles so am in the market for a new phone. but if you do not get bored of mobiles easy, then i would recommend this phone for businesses and/or regular use. it feels good and is easy to use.
Reviewed by Clarice
from UK
on 27th Mar 2008
I had this phone as an ugrade from my samsung d600 last june, and I am now counting down the days to my next upgrade. I will list down teh main problems I have with this phone. It has everything you need (if it's not built-in, its still very easy to find applications on the internet) but battery life is very appalling!! I'd be lucky if it lasts a day and a half. On average, it crashes at least once a week when youre trying to access the main menu from standby (even though only one other application is running in teh background). The paint on the housing comes off easily from day to day constant rubbing with other things in the bag. But at the end of the day, I cant really complain as it's a good business phone and I can see my daily calendar entries and helps me keep track of my to do lists. Probably if I buy a new battery off ebay I wont be moaning as much..
Reviewed by Guitta Lebanon
from UK
on 27th Mar 2008
the phone is very good and stylish but the battery is awful I have to recharge it on a daily basis.
Reviewed by Ed from Worcester
from UK
on 23rd Mar 2008
I love this phone and it's got wi-fi wich is good. Bit slow at times, font could be better, battery not too bad, still a good phone not the best fone in the world!!!!
Reviewed by malcom
from UK
on 21st Mar 2008
This phone is ok.But I really hate that when I set my pictures as my wallpaper it dosen't fit the whole screen,which really bug's me alot.
Reviewed by tony
from UK
on 21st Mar 2008
good phone for business use, only concern is the poor battery life, phone 4 months old and battery does not last out the day - outside of that can't fault it
Reviewed by Joshua
from UK
on 18th Mar 2008
I think this is a very good phone for business users but i am not 18 yet and i still find it great.
Reviewed by James
from UK
on 8th Mar 2008
I upgraded from my N70 to the E65 even though I was hesitant on a slider phone from nokia as 6620 was so loose and chattery. Suprisingly it had a solid feel, quite a few fucntions and reliable without being slow to access features. It is a business mobile but I also take snaps and listen to mp3s with 2 gig expansion. It does everything you want but its also reliable and small. The only downside I can point out is the talk time and standby-I've had to charge it every 1-2 days maybe I am asking too much? left alone and its on standby for nearly a week. I find the wifi, bluetooth pretty reliable too-I've never had a fault with it. Tempted to keep it another year as the other mobiles on three upgrade are not exactly great. Get it in black or red.
Reviewed by matt
from UK
on 7th Mar 2008
DONT GET THIS PHONE !!!! Im now on my 4th e65. orange keep replacing it but they always develop the same faults, ie, switching itself off and then back on and ringtones /wallpaper is restet to defaults when this happens. Also locks up etc. phonebook button seems to work when it feels like it and bluetooth connection is poor.Also often the microphone or earpiece doesnt work when trying to make calls, the only way to sort out any of these faults is to switch it off and back on or to remove battery. Every fault i have mentioned has occured on every hand set iv had. I dont think this can be coincidence. In short this phone is a pile of junk.
Reviewed by waleed
from UK
on 7th Mar 2008
its an marvelous mobile igot it on january and it didnt have any problems at all the mobile phone rocksssssss it has a loud voice and excellent battery and looks beautiful and it can store up to 500 musics and more ita a wonderful mobile
Reviewed by Jaezebel
from UK
on 6th Mar 2008
I bought my E65 almost a year ago and I love it. For Benson from Australia; I have 6 recurring alarms every day, I set them on the calendar and then they automatically go off every day, no need to reset. I only use the alarm function for random, one off alarms. The battery isn't the longest lasting, but it is running a lot of applications. I like having Wi-Fi, bluetooth, WLAN and it's worth the slightly shorter battery life to have these functions. I really love the ability to multi-task. I use it all the time. I think the group contact in Team Suites is great. In fact the only thing I think they could have improved on is the camera. I would have liked it placed better for video calls. I don't like the delay when taking a photo. But all in all, a great phone. I am very pleased with it & would highly recommend it to anyone who needs a phone with these functions. I would give it 4.75 stars.
Reviewed by Rob
from UK
on 4th Mar 2008
Had the phone for less than a month .......... keeps switching itself off. Just about to get a replacement - I wish my company hadn't bought these phones!! Batteries last less tan a day if you're using it alot - don't get one
Reviewed by MR
from UK
on 3rd Mar 2008
Awful camera quality - my older 6230i was much better :/ Sometimes lags a bit, or freezes up (rarely). Otherwise good.
Reviewed by GG
from UK
on 27th Feb 2008
Do not buy this phone..no wee pictures to send in texts, no flash - camera poor, no 2nd camera for video calling, battery lasts 2 days just with minimal use......enough said? You have been warned!!
Reviewed by Matt
from UK
on 24th Feb 2008
This is the worst phone I have ever owned. It randomly decides to hang at points, constantly tells me that I have new voicemail messages (when I don't) and it sometimes doesn't let me make or recieve phonecalls even when I have a signal! I'm counting the days to my renewal
Reviewed by Dan from Rutland, UK on 17th Feb 2008
This phone is OK. It feels good, but the performance is poor. Mine was repaired and then replaced. Also the stand-in handset I was given lost a key in the slide. Compared to the E51 it's a bit lumbering. However it has a superb screen and handles email very well.
Reviewed by Sydney from australia on 14th Feb
this fone is okay.. ive had it for a while but lost it.. the camera was not good at all but the voice activating stuff was pretty cool but some of the features i didnt even use , like the conference and all the business features . if only i had known dat dis was a business fone i wouldnt have bought it.. i recommend it to business ppl but not 2 anyone else
Reviewed by Bill from UK on 8th Feb 2008
Buyer beware....the phone is as good as the supplier. Most phones sold through mobile shops are grade A- B remanufactured. Mobile stores get special deals on buying reworks. Most reworks still have a higher failure rate. All in all if faulty get a working one and then write an review.
Reviewed by ling from singapore on 4th Feb 2008
lousy phone. its less than a year and it has been constantly rebooting and hanging. no games, no fm player, no flash. many features but not very useful, no timer. camera was not very impressive too. on the whole, i cant wait to sell this phone. worst nokia phone ever.
Reviewed by dave from england on 28th Jan 2008
gud fone, an the wireless surfing on is excellent i can access my emails in no time
Reviewed by H from London, UK on 18th Jan 2008
This is by far the worst Nokia I have ever had... in fact, the worst phone I have ever owned! I am on my 4th E65 so far, each developing simular faults... the main one being, the phone often decides not to allow outgoing calls from the recent calls list or phonebook and regularly drops its signal. In fact, all the problems that have been mentioned by others here already! If I had the choice I would not be having this phone again... however, 02 have a policy that states after 4 handsets I am entitled to pick a different handset, not before. So, livid as I am, I am lumbered with it until it decides to develop a fault again! I would not recommend this phone to anyone.... looks can be decieving and I have collegues who are having simular problems!


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Conducting a five-minute bird count
The five-minute bird count (5MBC) method is generally used for forest birds.
5MBCs are relatively easy to do and require few resources. Other methods such as mark-resight and distance sampling can, however, give much better estimates of bird numbers.
Five-minute bird count studies have been used to:
The 5MBC method is an index measure. Rather than measuring the actual density or abundance of birds directly, it records some of the individuals present and uses this measure to infer density or abundance.
For five-minute bird counts the relationship between the number recorded and the real density or abundance is usually unknown and probably changes with time of day, season, etc.
Read Dawson and Bulls original (1975) paper and find out how to do a five-minute bird count.
Download templates for collecting and entering data. Find out about field-based training and other ways to learn more.
Find information on more than 200 5MBC studies from all over New Zealand. Learn about the 5MBC database.
Read about the history of the five-minute bird count method, and DOC's work to collate national 5MBC data.
If you want to add information about your study to our spreadsheet, fill in the study metadata form (XLS, 30K), and send it to the 5MBC Data Administrator.
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If you have datasets (pre-1987 and large significant datasets) contact the 5MBC Data Administrator. to add them to the database.
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The five-minute bird count technique monitors the abundance of forest birds over time.
The Bird Identification online course will help you identify the 10 New Zealand forest birds most commonly recorded during five minute bird counts.
New Zealand is known as the seabird capital of the world and is also home to a number of forest birds that live nowhere else on Earth.


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Peter and the Starcatcher Won't Totally Vanish in January
It'll move to Off Broadway now.
Broadway's Peter and the Starcatcher has long been slated to close in January, after a relatively low 320 performances. Now the show will merely move to an Off Broadway house, New World Stages, where shows like Avenue Q and Million Dollar Quartet have relocated after their Broadway runs. Jan. 20 is your last chance to see the five-time Tony winner — featuring what New York's Justin Davidson dubbed "more storytelling than most oversize spectaculars can manage" — in its biggest form at the Brooks Atkinson Theater.


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Emotion: Entries that unobtrusively freeze intriguing expressions ranging from joy to tears.
Judges Comment: Here is a powerful moment that not only speaks to the emotional moment portrayed but also to culture and traditional roles. Even the lighting, imbued with the feeling of office fluorescence, adds to the uncomfortable dichotomy of all things gracefully awkward. The background also adds to the overall mood and feeling of this photo as the plasticized vertical design mirrors the shared symmetry of their tears while also accentuating societal boundaries.
Judges Comment: The banquet table awaits but the newly married couple could not. This is a lovely image of newlywed bliss. The angle, lens choice, warm light, postures of each person in the photo all speak to the singularity of romance shared. It matters little that well-wishers fill the room. Instead they seize their moment. The world can wait.
Judges Comment: Another lovely moment found not only in the expressions of each but also in the juxtaposition of ages and eras. Composition plays a role in this image also as the arched ceiling of the church merges with the flowing veil of the bride beneath.
Judges Comment: The high key lighting of this image forces the viewers eye to the stark contrast of the dark lashes against the white handkerchief, isolating it into the singular expression of a moment shared by brides worldwide.
Judges Comment: The bride holds what appears to be a letter, perhaps read to her father or vice versa. The lighting gives a backstage, behind the scenes feel to the moment that adds to its poignant immediacy.
Judges Comment: This image is bereft with the veracity of a documentary. The surroundings are somewhat cluttered, the image itself grainy but what does it matter? It portrays a powerful moment given to us by a photographer who rightfully left ego aside to allow the emotions found to simply be.
Judges Comment: The stark monochromatic style backed by composition that uses the back of the groom to bring our eyes directly to the brides face accentuates the simplicity of the single tear falling from the corner of her eye. Such subtlety would have been missed if not for the proper framing of the image.
Judges Comment: There is no angst in this image like one often feels in a mo-ment such as this. That isnt entirely the result of the subject either. Instead, take a look at the oblique sharp angles of everything object in the background and then look at the shapes found in the subjects. The room itself asks us to smile with them in this warm moment.
Judges Comment: Its a scene replayed literally tens of thousands of times but here the stark contrasts of lighting flare and the dark background isolate the subject matter and forces us to focus on the minutiae of the moment found in their face and the brides hand.
Judges Comment: In this image, the angle of the brides arm leads us directly to the blissful expression of the groom. As such, even the low contrast, high key style of the photo cant obscure the tear upon his cheek.
Judges Comment: The ambiguity of this image creates a feeling of intimacy as though we are the friend across the table and know this bride well enough that we need no explanation.
Judges Comment: Only the flowers hint at the subject of their shared laughter. It is a classic moment with beautiful composition that would be as comfortable in an advertisement as it is as a delightful moment from the wedding.
Judges Comment: Ohh.. such misfortune at the hands of a mothers matter-of-fact expression. His cries will not grant him freedom from the slavery of the tie so he grasps it like the hangmans noose it has become for him in this moment. Hell survive. Mom is sure of that.
Judges Comment: If there was ever a good opportunity for high key lighting such as this - then it is this. Body and arm lead our eyes to their foreheads pressed together and then keep us there, caught in the circular framing of face, fingers and arm and back again. And how delightful to find a tiny detail at bottom right - brides new wedding ring.
Judges Comment: Poor child, his facial expression accentuates the awkwardness of his bow tie pulled tightly beneath his chin. It is a moment of such strain that even the girl by his side feels his displeasure.
Judges Comment: Their body posture echoes the pure delight of this meeting. The surroundings vanish in a blur as they share in the moment. There are hugs and then there are moments like this where a wonderful moment is preserved with good lens choice and composition.
Judges Comment: One can almost hear her subdued chuckle as she receives the blessing of a childs loving kiss. For a brief moment the day belonged as much to her as it did the bride - well, unless of course she IS the bride.
Judges Comment: The lighting in this image and the choice of lens is exactly what was needed for an added punch to an already punch moment of frivolity.
Judges Comment: The soft light and flowing curtains works well with the blurred reflection in the background to create a layered image that takes nothing away from the moment itself and the flowing tears upon a cheek.
Judges Comment: Everything is wrong about this photo and yet, so right. The cluttered background, the out-of-focus foreground, the tilted horizon... yet, ironically these flaws are what lead us to the subtle juxtaposition of shape and action in the mirrored wipe of a tear.


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What a terrible, terrible election.
Identifying the Lizard People in our world
What a terrible, terrible election.
Posted in lizard people.
– November 8, 2016
Another Lizard Person warning, this time courtesy of Warner Bros: Lizard People Are Coming. I don't really know a lot about this movie, but it looks like the lizard thing might be important from the trailer. Watch out. Interstellar lizards are coming to Earth and want to fight us.
Posted in lizard people.
– January 4, 2015
Cards Against Humanity send approximately 250,000 people a warning about the coming Lizard Person invasion this week. See the envelope art below, of lizard people armed with rifles subduing humanity.
Hopefully some of them will take heed! Lindsey Graham is coming for you.
Posted in lizard people.
– December 27, 2014
Congress Edits is a Twitter bot that tweets every time a person in US government anonymously edits Wikipedia. This is our favorite edit so far, in which an anonymous person in the House of Representatives added a denial to an article on U.S. politicians being secret alien lizards.
well then, what else can i say today about our reptilian overlords? not much. they're here, it's real, and we need to deal with it.
Posted in lizard people.
– July 23, 2014
Internet news blog The Wire covered lizard people in the US government on their site this past fall. I regret not posting this earlier. It's good to recognize some broadly read blogs are picking up the news about this critical issue. However, I have to say that I disagree with their assessment of Barack Obama and Joe Biden as lizard people. They may be mistakenly working in concert with the goals of the lizard people, but I am pretty sure they're actual humans.
Their comments on the other politicians are likely spot-on though. Kucinich is an interesting possibility – What do you think, readers? Is he for humanity or for eating us?
Posted in lizard people.
– June 11, 2014
John Key, Prime Minister of New Zealand, recently went on the record stating that he does not believe he is a lizard person. This is not a joke, and it's excellent news. As we all know, lizard people cannot deny their true nature if they are confronted with it. By directly responding to a question and stating that he's not a lizard person, I believe that John stands with us.
I'm also fairly sure that he is not a human collaborator of the lizard people, given his statement: "I've never been in a spaceship, never been in outer space, and my tongue's not overly long either." He knows the signs of the lizard, and has avoided them. Good on you John!
Posted in lizard people.
– February 21, 2014
June 6th, 2013:
Senator Lindsay Graham of South Carolina said Americans have no cause for concern. ''If you're not getting a call from a terrorist organization, you've got nothing to worry about,'' he said.
What an asshole. This guy, without a doubt, is scheming to devour our children and lay eggs in their heads. If you love your child, figure out a way to get this guy out of elected office. He's up in 2014.
Posted in lizard people.
– June 6, 2013
There is apparently a major rumor online that Barack Obama is a secret lizard person. I've found blog articles in places like this that support the conclusion, and about half of the traffic on the lizard person twitter search represents discussion of lizards and Obama, and sometimes even Romney.
This is bad news if it's true – An election dominated by two lizard people is definitely going to further the bad ends of our country and we're really in trouble then! Luckily, Obama is NOT a lizard person. I know this because his jaw and torso are all wrong. Have you ever seen a tall, skinny lizard? I haven't either. Reptiles can be tall but they're huge if so, not skinny or lanky like Obama. Additionally, he's lacking the lizard jaw and throat that is so well documented in the photos of this blog – There's no chance he could swallow a human child whole with a tiny jaw like that.
So let's keep it straight: Obama is not a lizard person.
Posted in lizard people.
– November 5, 2012
Hey, guess what America. The Governor of New Jersey is a lizard person! I bet you didn't know that.
This might come as a surprise to you, since he's a pretty public guy. As a result, I came with some evidence besides a photo of him delivering a speech about hard work and eating people at the RNC tonight.
Did you know that Chris Christie once considered running for President for the 2012 elections? It's true- I read it on the Internet.
I do have to admire Chris for one thing – He knows how to find clothes that fit him, unlike a certain Vice Presidential candidate that I can think of. I'm not here to bash on the absent resident Joe Biden though.
Tell us about your experiences with Chris Christie eating people and committing extreme acts of reptillian agression in the comments. Thanks!
Posted in lizard people.
– August 29, 2012
Referencing global climate change & the impact of economic choices: "The idea that we should put limits on growth because of some natural limit is a profound error" – Larry Summers, 2009, in an interview with Charlie Rose.
Sounds like the words of somebody who appreciates who delicious people taste. Just like a lizard person.
Posted in lizard people.
– July 23, 2012


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