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Xena: Mommy of the Gods
Lady Razeli
Disclaimer: I do not own Xena: Warrior Princess...
"So what's this?" Xena asked holding up a scroll from Aphrodite's chosen Kristofer. Xena was the Destroyer of Nations and the chosen of the God of war. There were always stupid little social duties that they always skipped on and others they attended because Zeus had demanded it. Ares looked at the scroll.
"Oh hey you've been invited to game night just the chosens." Xena made a face and threw it in the fire from her position on the bed of the God of War. Xena didn't fear losing her heart to this powerful God, War couldn't love and she had already assessed her feelings enough to learn that in the bedroom things were strictly sexual as far as emotions went. Xena was however surprised when it came back and hit her in the leg.
"What the hell?"
"Oh game night is mandatory, which ever chosen initiates game night has control over you until you get there. You have to go and you may not leave until they conclude game night. So you can not go, but eventually you'll find yourself there."
"No avoiding it?"
"So what should I expect?"
"Oh I don't know Gods aren't allowed in the God's temple where their chosen is hosting game night, not even the patron God, but Kristofer definitely knows what's suppose to happen in all that," He replied running his hand over creamy legs. Xena groaned.
"Will it take long, I do have a war tomorrow."
"No, no in fact why don't you head over now." He waved his hand and she was gone. Law did not allow him to tell his new chosen what happened on game night, only after she had participated in her first one could he say anything about it.
"Xena, chosen of Ares, God of War welcome to Aphrodite's temple, as you know I am Kristofer the chosen of Aphrodite Goddess of Love and Beauty." Xena eyed him wearily, but nodded making an effort not to be mean. Zeus had told her that there were a couple of rules she may not break without serious consequence when it became clear she didn't plan on playing by too many of the rules.
"Drop the formalities we've met. So Kristofer what's this game night, I suppose I'm the only one here who knows nothing about it."
"That's right."
"And why haven't I been informed of this before?" Xena asked as she was to the inner chamber of the pink temple it really wasn't her style, she preferred darker colors.
"Because you're new sweetheart, I didn't find out about game night until my first one thirty years ago. Besides just play along its not like we have these every year."
"You don't?" Xena asked thinking she might actually like the idea of game night mostly because it never happened. Kristofer shook his head.
"No, in fact the last one was thirty years ago," He told her. "So you came just in time. Its sad, but my mortal life is nearing its end, and Aphrodite is granting me leave to start a family with my true love and live out the rest of my days in peace."
"Who's taking your place?"
"Oh I don't know, someday someone else will come along worthy of being the Goddess of Love's chosen, though nobody can do a better job than me." Xena rolled her eyes.
"And I thought I was full of myself."
"Oh no honey you'll be at the top when I'm gone." He was all smiles and grins and it made Xena sick. If he wasn't the chosen of Aphrodite who she had come to love like the sister she never had, she would have been suspicious of him.
"Sure." They entered the inner chamber.
"You remember the chosens, whose names don't matter." They all frowned waiting for their names to be said a reminder, but Kristofer didn't bother, he had business to take care of. "There's your seat on the lovely black satin pillow, just have a seat and we can all get started on this fun filled night." Xena sat down as she looked at all the chosens most looking weary of the whole game night thing. They were all much older than her and some newer, but not newer than her, but definitely more informed.
"All right ladies and gents look at me." They all turned their attention to Kristofer. "Welcome to game night and I just want you to know that there's only one rule in the game we're playing tonight."
"Only one game tonight?" Xena asked pointing out in few words that game night usually meant a night of several games not just one.
"Yes, just one now shut up and let me talk." Xena frowned and reached for a dagger before realizing that she was in a silk top with silk trousers with no weapons. She frowned and decided to just choke him, but found herself glued to her seat. "As I was saying there's only one rule and that rule is play or die. If you don't play you will die a horrible death and shame shall be cast upon your God, he may even lose his status. Gods can be replaced people. So by your vow to be loyal you may not choose to die." Everyone nodded including an angry Xena.
"Let me up."
"In a minute chill." He took a deep breath as if annoyed, but he couldn't care less about her fit. "Now the name of the game is call hot coals."
"Hot coals?" Some one asked. Xena didn't see who asked the question, but Kristofer was already nodding.
"Oh yes, now all you have to do is walk over the hot coals doing a head stand. And once we determine our loser because only one person can lose we can all go home and not suffer each other's company."
"Than let's get a move on," Xena grunted as she was suddenly released from her pillow and fell to the side with a grunt. She pushed her hair out of her face in annoyance at Kristofer before they all stood, a bed of hot coals appeared.
"I'll go first," Kristofer volunteered. He went across with the help of Hades chosen and he wasn't burned at all.
"That's cheating," She pointed out.
"No, its not there's no rule that says he can't help me," Kristofer smirked as he helped Hades chosen next. Everyone went one by one aided by another. Xena knew very well that she would be on her own and that they had no intention of helping her whatsoever, which was fine. If they weren't getting burnt or making a sound that she would have no trouble going across.
"Your turn Xena," the amazon told her slyly. Xena gave her a half smile before doing a handstand and walking on the coals, which were burning hot, she could already smell her flesh burning. Luckily she had thought to tie her hair up. She refused to make a sound and tough it out like the rest, but than halfway through she felt herself falling and her back in the hot coals frying, but as soon as the pain appeared it was gone on her back and hands. She was on solid cold ground.
"What the hell, who pushed me?" Kristofer raised his hand.
"Before you try and hurt me, I remind you there's no rule against it."
"Your lucky my curiosity is stronger than my need to kill you right now."
"Well sit back down and we'll get started on why you're the loser and why we're all happy and you're not." Xena sighed and sat up looking at him for an explanation.
"I don't know why you got involved with that God," Cyrene told Xena. "You would at least wear a dress before he came a long."
"Mother please let it go, I'm here now, I'm not a warlord, I have a new best friend, and believe it or not you got me in a stupid dress."
"Yes, well, now I've got a new set of demands." Xena groaned.
"Well let's hear it, because you're going to tell me anyway." Gabrielle chuckled beside her enjoying her meal as did Torres who had come back with them to Amphipolis. They had stopped and picked up his sons along the way. Xena was very pleased with her two nephews they were so precious. The oldest was three and the youngest two. Cyrene was also very pleased with Lyceus and Sirin.
"Oh don't you laugh I have my own demand for you Torres."
"Why one for him and several for me?" Xena asked.
"Because you have more to do." Cyrene turned back to her son. "I want you to find a good woman to be a mother to these boys, they can't survive on just a Grandmother and Aunt's love, a mother can be very special."
"I'm trying really, don't you think I know my boys need a mother?"
"No or you would have brought a girl around for an opinion as a potential wife."
"Yes ma'am." Cyrene now turned to her wayward daughter. Xena stopped eating and gave her mother her full attention knowing full well she probably had no intention of fulfilling her demands at least not on purpose.
"And you daughter, you need a find a husband and give me several more grandchildren. And settle down here in Amphipolis and help me out in the tavern."
"Would you like to put a number on the children I choose to have as well?" Xena asked sarcastically.
"Five is good, but ten is better," Cyrene told her in all seriousness. Xena was about to make a retort that surely would have started a meaningless argument between the two of them when Ares appeared. Gabrielle immediately became protective of her friend who was affected so much and glared at Ares.
"Go away Ares," Gabrielle told him. Ares didn't seem to hear her as he was looking at Xena with puppy dog eyes and Xena was looking away and ignoring him.
"Xena," He said in a sing song voice. "Can I..."
"No, Ares."
"Please Xena, I p..."
"No," Xena interrupted again.
"But it..."
"No!" Xena yelled in a mother like tone that mirrored Cyrene's when she was a child. Ares' made his bottom lip tremble it was rare that the God of War acted like a child and Gabrielle found it hilarious to witness.
"No buts."
"I want it!" He yelled stomping his boot.
"I don't care if you want young man I said you can't have it."
"Well I'm going do it anyway."
"Try me, I dare you Ares, I dare you, try it and see what happens." Ares stomped his boot.
"You're so mean, you never let me have anything fun!" Ares yelled like a spoiled teenager. "I hate you!" He disappeared in a flash.
"Tough love, deal with it!" Xena yelled after him knowing he heard her.
"What the hell was that?" Torres asked. Everyone was looking at her for an answer.
"Nothing, just part of a binding contract, I have to do that unfortunately."
"Xena can I..." Artemis asked showing up.
"Xena please I'll never ever ask you for anything again," Artemis whined.
"No, Artemis now go back to your Amazons or else." Artemis gulped and disappeared. Several other Gods came with Xena giving them all the same answer and fending off her family's questions.
"Its nothing really guys, they become annoying every so often its fine." Xena and her mother were fixing her bed, which had been put off, Gabrielle had already gone to bed when Aphrodite appeared crying.
"Xena he did it, he disobeyed you," Aphrodite tattled. "Xena go make him stop I hate it." Xena groaned she was ready for bed. She sighed and waved her hand. Aphrodite transported her without another word. Xena appeared in the halls of war where Ares was munching on the much feared chocolate. It could only be distributed by her to the Olympians or else they became extremely fat and powerless. Chocolate was their biggest weakness.
"Ares Gavyn Percival War!" Xena yelled. "You want me to let the bitch out of her box don't you?!" She grabbed him by his black leather vest. Ares gulped he had never seen Xena so angry. "I asked you a question you man, I said do you want me to let the bitch out of her box?"
"No," He squeaked.
"Than you get rid of all this damn chocolate this instant." He did with a wave of his fat hand, but just barely. She put him over her knee and the sound of thunder roared all over Greece. When she was done he was his normal self again, but crying. "Go to your room and if you make one sound I will come in there and you won't be happy!" He ran off to his room. "Aphrodite!" She appeared and grabbed onto Xena's arms.
"Thank you again Xena, you're the best."
"This morning you hated me."
"I didn't mean it, I never do, you keep me from getting fat. So can I..."
"No Aphrodite we've been through this a million times before."
"Your mean!" She flashed out angry.
"Children." She finally got to bed after complaining to her mother that she couldn't possibly have ten children when already had twelve whiney ones. Unfortunately as the days passed the Gods all got into chocolate and when she finally spanked them all back to normal she had reached her limits with them.
"That's it!" Xena thundered. "I'm done, I'm calling an official game night!" The Gods gasped.
"No, Xena you can't do that you're the most successful of all the chosens in the history of this role," Athena cried.
"No, no I am done. Since the day I was tricked into this role I have spanked you, I have fed you at times, I've taken care of you when you were mortal, and kept you from making all the stupid decorating choices just like the contract stimulated, but I am done. I have had it up to here with your disobedience. Let some one else handle it. Game night is official." They knew that invitations had officially been sent out. Xena disappeared to the Halls of War automatically and easily set up "game night." The first ten to arrive agreed to gang up on the last and newest game night participant who had no idea what he was getting herself into.
"This sucker is going down," Xena heard them whisper as she greeted Athena's Chosen, Elena.
"This is game night?" She asked wondering if she were in the right place.
"Yes, this year game night is being held in the Halls of War and next time it will be in the Halls of Wisdom I assure you." She nodded.
"Wow I get to host game night so soon?"
"Yes, yes," Xena told her leading her to the rule. "Now have a seat." Elena took a seat. "All right so everyone knows how to play the game." Everyone nodded except Elena.
"No, how do I play?" Elena asked.
"How to play comes after the rules." Elena nodded. "Now there's only one rule and that rule is play or die. If you don't play you will die a horrible death and shame shall be cast upon your God, he may even lose his status. Gods can be replaced people. So by your vow to be loyal you may not choose to die. I could ask if you agree, but since you're here, you've really got no choice in the matter." Everyone nodded just accepting it except a confused Elena who found she could no longer speak. Xena was tired of her interrupting. " Now the name of the game is hand in the fire."
"Hand in the fire?" Xena let Elena asked.
"You will stick your hand in the fire and the first person's hand to leave the fire is the loser." They nodded as they all stood up, Elena stood up as well and a fire appeared in the middle. Everyone kneeled before the fire feeling its heat. Xena stuck her hand in first followed by everyone else. Elena they found was tougher than previously assessed because she kept her hand in even with tears in her eyes. Finally Xena rolled her eyes and used her free hand to push Elena back so that she fell and her hand left the fire.
"What the hell you pushed me I don't lose," Elena said as her hand returned to normal and Xena pulled her hand out of the fire first followed by the others. "Otherwise that's cheating."
"No actually there's no rule that says I can't push your ass so that your hand leaves the fire. You lose and thank the Gods because I am officially free from being a mother to all this whiney little Gods."
"What?" Elena was schooled and while she went to sulk because she was in fact immediately called to duty they partied in celebration.
Seven months later Xena was visiting her mother again. When twelve stars shot to the ground. When Xena, Cyrene, and Gabrielle were able to look at the twelve stars that were now outside before them in the warm afternoon it became twelve very fat and badly dressed mortal Gods, with chocolate all over their face.
"What the hell?" Xena asked.
"Elena failed," Athena said trying to catch her breath as she rolled to her feet, chocolate had caused them all to swell up that their feet were like dots and they barely had arms anymore.
"Shit," Xena groaned.
"So your it again," Ares told her in a high squeaky voice.
"Gabrielle can you help me roll the children into the tavern?"
"Uh yeah sure Xena." Cyrene gave them a hand as well having a hard time forcing the Gods through the door. Having to lean several times on Ares and Zues they were the worst.
"See this is why we shouldn't let incompetent chosens play," Hera complained. Xena just shook her head.
"What's wrong with them?" Gabrielle asked.
"The Gods have become mortal and powerless fat children who have blew up like a pig's bladder," Xena told her.
"Can you fix them?" Cyrene asked.
"Nothing a little paddling can't handle to some degree, but they're so bad right now it'll be a few days before their powers return and they grow." Xena opened a case and pulled out a black paddle. She slapped Gabrielle's hand away. "Don't touch the paddle this is only for the anointed."
"My bad don't get touchy." Xena rolled her eyes.
"So who wants to be spanked first?"
"Oh you know I do."
"Anyone else who wouldn't have thoughts of me robbing the cradle." Ares frowned and tried to cross his arms but his fingertips barely touched one another so he just settled with scowling after becoming out of breath with effort.
"Hey before you do that can I try something?" Gabrielle asked.
"Be my guest." Gabrielle moved towards Ares.
"Hey blondie what do you think your doing?" Ares asked.
"Seeing if you bounce." Ares made a face and showed her his pudgy middle finger. Which on made her laugh.
"Gabby don't do that, they're still the Gods in the end," Cyrene told her. Gabrielle frowned but bounced Ares anyway as Xena started first on Aphrodite. Soon the room was full of crying Gods who had shrunk down to the size of babies wearing miniature and less slutastic versions of their clothing and wore diapers. Ares was the last to go.
"Gods, they're annoying," Gabrielle said.
"Yeah I know." Xena snapped her fingers and twelve bottles appeared. She picked up the pitcher and filled the bottles with ambrosia. They all drank hungrily before taking a breath of air and burping loudly and sticking their foots in their mouths. Or they began crawling around.
"What now?" Gabrielle asked.
"Bedtime?" Gabrielle asked. Xena nodded.
"Aphrodite first she's the easiest believe me." Xena picked up a golden haired Aphrodite who giggled happily. Xena retrieved her brushed and brushed her hair.
"Four thousand nine hundred eighty-seven," Xena counted. " Four thousand nine hundred eighty-eight. Four thousand nine hundred eighty-nine, Four thousand nine hundred ninety, Four thousand nine hundred ninety-one...Five thousand." Xena finished brushing her hair and Aphrodite was fast asleep after interrupted brush counting, but they were now being sufficiently distracted by a color book that had them hypnotized.
"I get it now Bedtime," Gabrielle said seeing that Xena had finally finished. Xena nodded as Aphrodite's clam shell cradle appeared. She placed her inside after changing her. "Who's next, Ares?
"God no he's the worst, Cupid is next." Cupid was so cute with his little baby wings as floated around barely a foot off off the floor. Xena did his wing exercises and brushed his blond hair before he snuggled up next to his mother. "Let's have Hera." Hera just liked to be rocked. Zeus had to be kissed by five different women before he would settle down with a scowling Hera watching him before she would lay back down and go to sleep. Hestia and Demeter took a song about nature to put them to sleep that they all had to sing. Athena had to have a story read to her in animated detail while Artemis needed an Amazon song that Gabrielle was surprised Xena knew. Apollo also needed music, but Xena had to play it on a lyre before he would go to sleep next to his twin. Hades she had to actually play with him for a bit while he tired himself out and Xena had to fill Poseidon's bed with sea water before he went to sleep.
"Lastly is the devil himself," Gabrielle commented. Now while everyone else were happily snug in their cradles little Ares was happily taring down a tapestry Cyrene had just had put up.
"Damn it Ares," Cyrene said as it fell on top of him. He cried because he couldn't find his way out.
"That's what you get," Xena scolded finding him in the mess of cloth. "Maybe that'll teach you not to pull down tapestries." While they had all been bathed before Xena started brushing Aphrodite's hair, Ares needed another warm bath, and once she had him dressed another diaper change, which led to a bottle and constant rocking. Than he had to be thrown in the air and caught as he giggled. Than he wanted his luscious hair brushed and his little mustache stroked while he giggled evilly.
"That is one evil baby," Gabrielle told Xena.
"Look who it is," Xena commented rolling her eyes at his evil giggle. Finally he needed another diaper change and yet another bottle before he would go to sleep in his war cradle. And if Gabrielle and Cyrene expected a peaceful night it was nothing compared to all the crying Ares started and did resulted in frequent rocking and feedings at some point.
"How old are they today?" Gabrielle asked.
"Five," Xena told her after a near week of hell. "I can finally hand them off to their own chosens for primary care." The chosens arrived taking their Gods, but Ares was left in their care.
"Xena your boy was stealing."
"Ares I swear can you ever just behave yourself its not even mid morning yet!" Xena yelled. "Get in the corner right now young man." Ares cried as he walked over to the corner. Xena paid the man for everything Ares had ruined.
"Oh Xena you poor thing," Gabrielle told her. "Well good luck I'm going to visit my parents."
"Oh that's cruel, you're going on vacation." Gabrielle nodded and left.
"I hope you would treat your children a lot nicer."
"Of course because than they would be mine."
"I'm sorry," Ares told her with the complete innocence of a child. Sometimes she liked him as a child when he wasn't off being bad.
"I know you are, but let's not do that again, okay?" He nodded. He pulled out a book and held it out to her. "All right, but next time your bad, you lose out on your favorite book understood." He nodded hoping into her lap and she opened the book. "Call me the God of War for I am big and strong."
"Call me the God of war for I will give you glory," Ares recited from memory with a huge smile on his face. Xena chuckled.
"Call me the God of war for I am smarter than that old frigid Goddess Athena." Ares made a face at the mention of Athena. "I am big and strong ten times over."
"God of war!" Ares exclaimed. "Strong and Tall. Handsome as the devil and better than you all."
"That's right, but one day the God of war met someone better," Xena read.
"No one is better than me the God of war said," Ares read.
"Oh but I am said the mortal, I am strong and tall and I can out wit you every time God of war. The God of war shook his long black mane of hair that cast shadows over his wars. You are wrong, and I will show you, we will fight each other in a war and the victor will take all the glory."
"Punch, Kick, Parry, Lunge, the God of War won the war. You will be my chosen he told the stranger."
"But the stranger laughed and said well it seems I have won after all for I have outwitted the God of war."
"Yay!" Ares cheered. "Read it again, read it again."
"No, maybe tomorrow I've enlarged your ego enough for today. Go play, but don't get into trouble or else." After Ares was five he grew quickly into a teenager and by the third day he was fully grown with his powers back.
"Your welcome," Xena told him annoyed. He disappeared without a word back to his usual self.
"I am the God of war..." Gabrielle heard Xena reading by the river early one morning a few months later. When she peaked through the bushes she found her sitting on Ares lap as she read. He was smiling and she was laughing too as they read his favorite story.


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Katie Wenger wrote -If you visit a school in Africa, you will notice that in kindergarten the amount of boys vs. girls is 50%/50%. As you get up to 5th grade, the number of girls decreases rapidly. This is because when the girls get their periods, they are married, or warriors get them pregnant right away. Everyone is afraid that if the girls get an education, they will leave their village forever. The girls are often pressured into stopping their education by their families, tribes, villages, elders, etc. Without an education these young women have no chance in the world. The girls that aren't being forced to leave school right away can't even pass a standardized test to get into high school because they miss one week of school every month when they get their periods. They have no supplies such as tampons or pads, and most of them don't even wear underwear. They also haven't had any sexual education about diseases and safe sex because they start having sex at a young age. When a warrior goes to the house of a young girl, the mother is powerless to do anything. The mother just has to watch her daughter go off with strange men. To solve these very important issues, we need to find a way to provide a sexual education for the girls and raise awareness for the diseases that are out there. We also need to make sure that the girls have the supplies necessary so they don't miss school when they are menstruating. That way, the girls have the same chance that the boys do.
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Bakewell Wool Gathering is a wool festival for yarn lovers and crafters, based at Bakewell Agricultural Centre in the Peak District. Launched in 2013 by Carole Greaves of Skeins, Bakewell Wool Gathering has gone from strength to strength each year since then.
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Whether you're into spinning, felting, weaving, crochet, or just plain old knitting, there's something for you. All in a stunning location with some of the friendliest, craftiest people around.
In 2017 we hosted over 50 exhibitors stalls selling everything you could want – wool, needles, spinning wheels and all things woolly. The Centre will be full of colour, texture and creativity in 2018, as it has been over the previous five years.
Bakewell is the ideal location for a woolly event, in the centre of England and easily accessed from across the Midlands, North-West, North Wales and Yorkshire. You can find about more about the venue and Bakewell here.
We're on Twitter, Facebook, Ravelry, Pinterest, and Instagram, so there are plenty of places to discuss Bakewell Wool Gathering, plan your visit and get information. Come join us!
Tickets can be bought either on the day (cash or card) or online via the tickets page.
Parking is mainly Pay and Display and the machines only take cash. The price for a full day was over £5 again in 2017 and the machines don't take notes only coins so please fetch plenty of change.
Please note that only Guide/disability assistance dogs are allowed inside the Agricultural Centre. We also ask that you only take photos with stallholders' permission, and keep food and drink away from stalls. There is an on site cafe where you can eat.
If you are interested in covering Bakewell Wool Gathering on your blog or website, magazine or newspaper, please contact us. If you've already covered us, let us know so we can add your story to the News & Press page. We can provide banners and images for you to use. We can also provide flyers for you to distribute – if you'd like some, get in touch!
You can find details of exhibitors from previous years: 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, and 2017.
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In the past couple of years there's been a successful fleece stand selling plenty of local fleece. If you wish to sell any fleece then please read the following:
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Punta Cana is a family-friendly resort destination located on the eastern tip of the Dominican Republic. Punta Cana in Spanish means 'tips of the white palms,' and is called the Coconut Coast for good reason. Dense palm trees pave the way to the most sought after beaches on the coast. The white sand and warm waters are absolute perfection. Plus, the resort area is known as one of the best golf destinations in the world. With over 11 courses to choose from, Punta Cana is a golfer's paradise. Whether you're looking for adventure, R&R, or family time, Punta Cana is where you'll find the vacation of your dreams and more.
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La Romana is often overlooked as a vacation destination, more often known as the gateway to nearby resort areas. However, it has plenty of attractions of its own. The city has a world-class marina and a stunning replica of a 16th-century artisan village. It's 80 kilometers west of Punta Cana, or around an hour drive. Catalina Island, one of the country's national monuments, is just off the coast of La Romana. This natural treasure is where visitors can see one of the most diverse ecosystems in the Caribbean. Bayahíbe is a town located 10 miles east of La Romana. It's the starting off point for boat tours to Saona Island and Cotubanamá National Park. Bayahíbe is known for being the best place to go scuba diving in the Dominican Republic. There are over 20 dive sites accessible from the dive boats in the area. The crystal clear water, spectacular coral formations and shipwrecks add to this region's charm. The National Park of the East nearby is especially popular due to its proximity to Saona Island, one of the must-sees of the Dominican Republic. Los Haitises National Park gets its name from "highlands" or "mountain range." This area is one of the Dominican Republic's best eco-tourism destinations. Picture most of the country's native birds in their natural forest habitat of scenic mangroves and impressionable caverns. The park is located 135 kilometers northwest of Punta Cana, near Puerto Plata. Another great day trip involves hiking in the Jose Armando Bermudez National Park and Jose del Carmen Ramirez National Park. These parks are home to the highest peak in the Caribbean. Pico Duarte, around 10,000 feet tall, is sometimes referred to as the "Dominican Alps." Visitors to this area enjoy camping and multi-day treks up the peak. This park is located 286 kilometers west of Punta Cana.
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For someone who usually doesn't do Valentine's Day cards, I sure am getting a few of them done this year. I am finding that there are so many cute images to use for this day. The stamp set I used for this card is an old SU one called Mon Ami. It's not the best card I've done because I wanted even rectangles and each stamp was just a little off the size. Oh well. It is what it is.
I'm doing this card for the following two challenges - Mojo Monday No. 225 and The Outlawz, Twisted Thursday.
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A young Michigan couple and their 4-month-old son who have been missing for nearly a month left their home "in a hurry," authorities told FoxNews.com.
Timothy Medsker, 33, his wife Sabrina Medsker, 34, and their 4-month old son Joshua, were reported missing from their Petoskey home on Feb. 23, a week after they failed to appear for several appointments, Petoskey Department of Public Safety Det. David Schultz said Wednesday.
Authorities do not believe foul play is involved in the case. Schultz said the family -- who ran a successful commercial cleaning business -- left the area by choice, but left behind sizable amounts of food, toiletries and other everyday items.
"There's nothing in the home that looks like a crime scene," he said. "But something scared them enough to leave in a hurry. It looked like they packed up and left in a hurry."
Schultz said the couple's finances were not believed to be a concern, as their bills were all up to date.
"They had a very successful small business in town cleaning offices and businesses," he said.
The couple worked long hours and were known to be "very private," Schultz said.
Relatives of Timothy Medsker are cooperating with authorities. Petoskey Director of Public Safety John Calabrese told the Orlando Sentinel that the family has ties to Orlando, Chicago and Gary, Ind., and is believed to have spent time in Arizona.
Anyone with information regarding the whereabouts of the family is urged to contact the Petoskey Department of Public Safety at (231) 347-2500.


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Implications of climate change for sustainable agricultural production systems in ACP countries
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During the CTA Annual Seminar which took place in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso from 26 to 31 October 2008, the impact of climate change on the agricultural sectors of ACP countries was discussed in terms of its effects on the productivity of cropping and agro-pastoral systems, and its impacts on the biophysical and socio-economic structure of rural life. In this context, recommendations were made about information strategies that could effectively support policy-making and communal action. This document summarises the outcomes of the seminar and includes the abstracts (key note papers and cross-cutting themes, reports of the parallel sessions, and information and communication strategies).


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Here's a secret among travellers:
Travelling is one of the only things in this world that keeps us sane in an utterly insane world.
Travelling the world has a way of helping me realise just how good I have it. I think about my place in this life, about who I am, where I am, and where I'm going. I also think about where my funding is coming from (a lot), but that's a matter for another day.
Before I started travelling (at every opportunity I got), my life was perfectly normal. I'd get up and do the whole 9 to 5 enchilada. Once I got home, I'd sit down for some brainwashing found on the television as part of my nightly entertainment. Come weekends, I'd just try to numb out the bustle of the insanely fast-paced life I was living, and I did this with the help of things such as beer and watching football with friends.
One of the best realisations I've had during my life as a nomadic traveller is the fact that I need to explore as much of this world as possible. I need to escape the madness of daily life and find sanctuary in a space and place that pushes me beyond my comfort zone.
Sure, I travel because there's this whole wide world to see, and only a limited amount of time to see it in, but I travel because I need to. Because I need to nurture my ambition for discovering new things about myself and life, to escape the awful thing we call routine, which just drives us all, even more, nuts.
To be honest: routine is what drives most of the human population insane. We're all driven by routine, but that very thing makes us forget who we are. It is when we are exploring the world that we have the opportunity to remember our goals, the opportunity to find sanity within the mad rush of life.
Things like the new friends I meet, stressing over my visa, hopping from one town to another via vehicles that shouldn't even be allowed to drive in backyards, and finally, the exchange of stories between random strangers, all just seeking somewhat of an escape.
From the rich cultures of the world that I've had the opportunity to experience, learning their ways of life and realising that my "normal", mundane existence before I started travelling was what was holding me back from actually living.
We're all brought up to chase a dream; some call it the American Dream. In the end, that dream might well cost us our sanity; some say we sell our souls without even recognising it. I'm just thankful that I learned to chase something more important, and that being the dream of living a life filled with travel.
So I travel to become more aware of my existence on a daily basis. I travel because it forces me to focus on the bigger picture, to never stop exploring and to be in a state of mind of constant learning and discovering.
The thing that drives me to keep travelling for the sake of my sanity is this: when all is said and done, do I want to remember my life the way it is now, the way I spent my free time over the last 5 years. Travelling equates to living a life well worth remembering.
As the realisation of a new year hits its peak, I know that there are millions of people across the globe that will find some sanity in their travels, a chance to escape the cray-cray growing on the sidewalks.
My only hope is that this post has inspired you to live a life that's committed to travelling as much as you possibly can.
About The Author
I'm Eric, and I'm the Editor in Chief of True North Athletics. I'm also an avid adventurer, digital nomad and traveller. I enjoy all types of outdoor sports, a good golf tan, and spontaneous weekend trips. I currently live in Brazil where I can frequently be found hiking the rain forest around my city!


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IRC develops RoHS-compliant resistors
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TT electronics IRC Advanced Film Division has developed RoHS-compliant versions of its resistor products including the LR series of thick-film current sense resistors and PFC series of thin-film precision resistors.
IRC said it will continue to produce the tin-lead terminations for the majority of its products based on continuing customer demand particularly in the military electronic systems sector, which are RoHS exempt.
"While many component manufacturers are converting all their products to be RoHS compliant, some customers still require tin-lead terminations for specific applications," said Steve Wade, director of sales and marketing for IRC's advanced film division, in a statement. "By offering our products in both tin-lead terminations and RoHS-compliant versions, we are providing our customers with more flexibility in their applications."
IRC's datasheets indicate that the majority of its products have a RoHS-compliant version available, with specific ordering instructions for the tin-lead terminations. IRC continues to develop lead-free versions of the few products that are not currently available.
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Swartz Campbell LLC is pleased to announce that Josh J.T. Byrne, Esq., a partner with the firm, presented to the Office of General Counsel University on the Legal Pitfalls of the Technology Age on September 8, 2016. Mr. Byrne addressed more than 500 attorneys employed by the Office of General Counsel on the ethical and legal issues surrounding developing technology, including the changes to the Pennsylvania Rules of Professional Conduct which now have requirement of technical competency. Mr. Byrne also addressed developments in electronic discovery, and the potential pitfalls for attorneys related to the understanding of requirements for electronic discovery.
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Age recommendation: 10+
Dabble Rules: http://www.dabblegame.com/dabble_rules.pdf
You get 20 tiles and 5 minutes to make 5 words.
Here is the catch - you can't make just any 5 words. You need to make a 2-letter word, a 3-letter word, a 4-letter word, a 5-letter word, and a 6-letter word.
I kind of had a Bananagrams feel when I first played Dabble, only with less chaos. While there are opponents, your race to finish is against the clock alone. Play does not end after 3 minutes if one player finishes; you still get to use up all of your time to succeed.
I say less chaos, not no chaos. Those 5 minutes go fast and seeing others stack their pyramid of words can be disheartening. If you are really feeling lost, you can just toss all 20 of your tiles and star over - you just don't get to reset the time.
Using screenshots from the Dabble Facebook app, you can see the gist of the game.
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I highly recommend trying out the Facebook app or download the mobile app to give yourself a digital version of the game to try out, but I definitely prefer the tactile feeling of arranging tiles as opposed to mouse clicking.
If you like word games (we do at the One Zillion Games family), then you can't miss with Dabble.
One Zillion Games was provided with a review copy of Dabble from INI, LLC. The fact that a review copy was provided, in no way influences our opinions of the game.


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Comments on a public conference call led to whistleblower lawsuit against nursing home therapy providerMay 28, 2013
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S&P downgrades nursing home ratings; SNFs lose jobsAugust 09, 2011
Ratings agency Standard & Poor's has put all six of its rated for-profit nursing home operators on Credit Watch with a negative outlook.
Kindred and RehabCare merger moves forwardApril 12, 2011
The Federal Trade Commission has given antitrust clearance to Kindred Healthcare's plan to purchase RehabCare Group for $1.3 billion in stock, cash payments and debt assumption.
Kindred-RehabCare merger to create nation's biggest post-acute care providerFebruary 09, 2011
Kindred Healthcare announced Tuesday that it had reached an agreement to purchase competitor RehabCare in a deal valued at $1.3 billion, which includes the assumption of $400 million in debt.
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EastEnders: Max's shame at Lucy's funeral and Shirley the Terrahawk's revelation about Danny Dyer...The week in Walford wasn't pretty, by Jim Shelley
It wasn't exactly what you'd call an uneventful week in Walford.
Even by EastEnders' gloriously grubby standards it surpassed itself.
On Tuesday it was Lucy Beale's funeral – a traumatic day for us all, but especially for her father.
Ian Beale spent most of it blubbing – as he has been more or less constantly since she was murdered - with his face going redder and redder and appearing to puff up as if it was going to explode, with emotion. After all, he had lost his little Lucy. His human cat.
In a rare shot of Ian Beale not blubbing over the death of his daughter, he worries what to say in his speech at Lucy's s funeral and whether Peter will ever buy any decent clothes
As if having lost Lucy to a murderer and having Peter as his son wasn't bad enough, the scriptwriters decided to make his ordeal even more harrowing.
He discovered that his precious daughter had been sleeping with Max - DURING the actual service.
(I don't mean sleeping with him during the service. That would be difficult as she's dead, and, although it seems Max will have sex with any woman, necrophilia would be a new low, even for him.)
Then at the end of last night's episode, it was revealed that Shirley Carter is Danny Dyer's muvver.
As twists go, this was blinding, 'triffic, a right result – as Danny Dyer would say, although probably not in this instance. Finding out Shirley is your mum? No man wants that.
By the way, any doubts about the age gap between him and the woman everyone thought was his elder sister are easily explained. He is 42. And she is a Terrahawk and could be centuries old.
Tired and emotional (and drunk), Shirley inadvertently reveals (to Phil who was watching on, and us) that she is Danny Dyer's muvver. As bombshells go, this was blinding, a right result, although more for us than him
Even though he is perfect as the landlord of the Queen Vic, Danny Dyer will always be Danny Dyer to us. Here, he consoles Shirley without realising that she is not his sister but his mum. Or that she is a Terrahawk
The way that we, and Phil, found out was unexpected, ingenious and (unusually for soap when it comes to bombshells about secret family ties) actually made perfect sense.
The viewers had no idea it was going to happen because neither did Shirl'. She was such an emotionally frayed, drunken mess she didn't know what she was doing, or what Phil had meant when he had told her 'I've sorted it.'
Admittedly this was a line he'd uttered 2, 487th times in the history of EastEnders.
When Phil told her that he had been to see her son and that he would forgive her if she just apologised, in her alcoholic haze, Shirley didn't realise he was talking about her estranged son Dean.
When Phil told Shirley he had 'sorted' her breakdown in communications with her son, in her drunken haze she didn't realise that he meant Dean, the demon barber of Walford
Dean had replaced years of not being in contact with her with not speaking to her while living down the road having become the latest in the great EastEnders' tradition of Long Lost Relatives to arrive in Walford - even when their relation had previously mistreated them. (He was one of three children good old Shirley walked out on when she was married to Phil Daniels.)
'She didn't 'let us down', no Phil,' Dean stressed. 'She abandoned us. She wasn't there when Jimbo died (of cystic fibrosis). She didn't even go to his funeral !'
Phil pleaded Shirley's case and negotiated a truce if Shirley could bring herself to finally apologise.
Personally, I preferred Phil's old methods of negotiating – with a metal bar or a head-butt (or both).
Phil negotiated a truce with Shirley's son Dean, during a shave. In the old days, Phil would have negotiated it with a crow bar and a head butt
Maybe that's what confused Shirley. That and the bottles of wine she'd sunk.
Inspired by her failure to reconcile with Dean, Shirley had set a new Personal Best for the amount of alcohol she consumed in one week.
Tuesday's episode began with the Carters coming down to breakfast to find her slumped over the kitchen table with a bottle of vodka (empty) - either a liquid breakfast or where she'd passed out rather than make it to bed.
Thursday's opening shot was even better. Shirley was curled up, comatose, on the ground outside The Arches, her nose pressed in to the dust next to another bottle of vodka (empty), having evidently been lying there all night.
'Where ever I lay my hat, that's my home...' Shirley's day didn't start well, sleeping in the road outside the Arches with her comfort blanket - a bottle of vodka
'I'm a waste of space,' she told Phil.
'I've lost my little boy' she cried. 'I just want him to luff me.'
And now she'd driven away the rest of her family. She'd left The Vic after delivering the Tuesday night bombshell - telling Danny Dyer that it hadn't been their father Timothy West who had tried to drown him when he was a little boy after all, it was her.
She had been driven to this confession after years of silence when Danny Dyer had cracked, releasing years of pain and hatred, and started waterboarding Timothy West in the bath using the shower. Happy families, it ain't.
Danny Dyer decides enough is enough and it's time to waterboard his father Timothy West for what he'd done to him as a child. Or thought he'd done. Which was try to drown him. Nice !
Phil insisted Shirley get some kip back at his 'arse, where she enjoyed the added luxury of a beautifully barbed barney with Sharon, who warned Shirley that she wouldn't be letting her stay 'because I've got a big comedy night at The Albert tonight.'
The notion of a 'comedy night' in EastEnders was, in itself, hugely, darkly ironic.
The way Sharon acted - as if she was organising Comic Relief at the Royal Albert Hall - was hilariously pompous. The size of 'The Albert' can be judged by the fact that Sharon's bar used to be Tanya's salon.
Shirley had a luvverly time at Phil's, getting some kip and enjoying a barney with Sharon. 'Your life's a car-crash' and 'Phil don't love you' were just two of her best insults
'I've worked very hard for what I've got,' Sharon preened.
'Mostly on your back !' Shirley growled, adding the insults 'your life's a car-crash' and 'you know Phil don't love ya' to cheer herself up.
Now Sharon with her back up isn't pretty. (Sharon with anything up - or down - isn't what you'd call pretty.) And she retaliated, defending herself on the grounds that she'd done everything for her son.
'Denny means more to me than anything. More than Phil, more than myself. Because he's my son. I don't expect you to understand that. It's called being a muvver.'
Ouch !
A rare picture of Shirley in contact with a form of liquid that wasn't vodka, wine, or any other alcoholic beverage that happened to be there. It was water !
After spending the night in the gutter, Shirley had a kip at Phil's, freshened up (see above), and sobered up enough to stagger to the fridge and drink two bottles of Sharon's wine. Burp !
Eventually, Shirley slept off her hangover and sobered up - just enough to stagger to the fridge, take out two bottles of wine, and drink them.
When Phil told her she could patch things up with her son by just saying 'sorry', she charged off to The Vic babbling 'I need to see my baby. And to Phil's astonishment, then said it.
Her only error was saying it to the wrong son – the one who doesn't know she is not his sister but his muvver. (Clumsy !)
Poor Phil's face was a picture – a picture of horror (as always).
Although he still looks like a really hard potato, Phil Mitchell is a New Man, all 'art. He stepped in to tell his old enemy Ian that Max had been sleeping with Lucy and tried to save Shirley's relationship with her son. The new Guru of Walford but still a real geezer obviously
He looked much the same on the morning of the funeral when Jay told him that Lucy had been sleeping with Max.
'PROMISE me, you won't do anything !' stressed Jay.
Are you 'aving a giraffe ?! This was Phil Mitchell he was talking to.
He went to tell Ian the news straight away, picking the very moment the hearse bearing Lucy's corpse came down the street.
Lucy Beale's funeral was a traumatic day for us all, but particularly her father. Here, the young business woman, cocaine fan and human cat makes her final entrance in to Albert Square - in a coffin unfortunately but probably with her arms crossed. It's what she would have wanted...
Phil told Ian: 'I'm only telling you this cos I'm on your side,' but Phil doesn't even like Ian so his motive wasn't entirely clear.
It wasn't BECAUSE he doesn't like him and wanted to make him suffer (which would have been more in character) but probably because they had bonded (slightly) with a good cry after the news of Lucy's death. Either that, or he just sensed the chance of getting involved in a ruck.
'I'll deal with him at the church,' he growled.
'No,' insisted Ian, heroically. 'Today's about my little girl and nothing is going to spoil it.'
Sadly, these noble sentiments didn't pan out.
'It all kicked off' when Ian saw that Max, the man that had been sleeping with his daughter, was one of the pallbearers at her funeral, which appeared to be taking place at Westminster Abbey
The service hadn't even started when Ian saw Max was one of the coffin-bearers and 'kicked off.'
'Get your hands off my daughter !' he screamed (or squealed) before revealing to Max's daughters Abi and Lauren, Lucy's brother Peter, and everyone else from the square what Max had been up to with Lucy (shagging her in the car lot).
Ian completed Max's humiliation by marching him out of the church, which was so vast it appeared to be Westminster Abbey.
Poor Max. Maybe it's just me, but I feel more sorry for Max than Ian. Is that really wrong?
It's not Max's fault, every single woman alive finds him irresistibly erotic, even though he looks like Jimmy Somerville. Even he and DC Emma Summerhayes eyed each other up - in the church, just before the service began !
Alas poor Lucy, we knew her well...Max's told Ian his eulogy had captured her perfectly, although in hindsight (after he'd found out Max was sleeping with her) Ian might have seen Max's description of Lucy as 'beautiful and passionate' as a clue
The poor sex-crazed car-dealer had spent the week repeatedly being put on the spot when all he wanted was to keep his (ginger) head down.
You knew the service wasn't going to go well as soon as Lauren persuaded Max to be a pallbearer after Peter (typically pathetically) bottled out. Then, improbably, Ian asked Max to assess the eulogy he'd written for Lucy.
'It captures her,' Max said. 'From what I knew of her, she was clever, beautiful, passionate...'
In hindsight, Max's choice of the adjectives 'beautiful' and 'passionate' probably weren't ideal and gave Ian a clue exactly how well Max really had known her.
As it turned out, Ian didn't use his speech anyway. He spent most of his address crying, his face getting rounder and redder, as he wailed: 'my little girl was special. She was...'
A drug fiend? A sex maniac? A human cat?
'...I don't know. I didn't know my own daughter !'
(In truth, it wasn't a great speech.)
Peter was so pale and unhealthy, he looked even worse than Lucy. His speech at the service showed he had inherited all his dad's talent for frankly disturbing sobbing and squealing
Peter had to take over, looking so pale he looked even more dead than Lucy. His speech did prove he could cry and wail just as much as his father as he told the assembled mourners his twin sister had been seven minutes and 25 seconds older than him.
'She never let me forget that...'
Was that his motive for murder?
'I'm older than her for the first time in my life,' he reflected darkly.
OK, he did it !
Having taken Ian outside, Jane tried consoling him, suggesting he shouldn't blame himself for feeling he didn't really know her.
'No little girls want their dads to know everything about their lives.'
Especially taking cocaine and sleeping with older men who look like Jimmy Somerville...
'Lucy knew she was loved. That was the most important thing wasn't it?' Jane reassured him, even though she didn't. Despite several head transplants, throughout her lifetime in EastEnders, Lucy's alienation from her family, in particular Ian, was the basis of her whole character.
Max Branning comes to terms with what he's done, after Phil told him he was persona non grata in the square and Lauren branded him 'a dirty old perv. Either that or he was concentrating on remembering all the great sex he had with Lucy
Meanwhile, Max was lying on the floor staring into space, thinking 'God what have I done?'
Either that, or remembering what great sex he'd had with Lucy. (Over the years, that desk in the car lot has seen more action than Kate Moss' living room carpet.)
In his role as the man most likely to say 'this is my manor', Phil had paid Max 'a visit', making it clear what Max's position in the local community now was.
'I want to tell you where you ain't welcome anymore,' Phil barked. 'The Vic, the caff, the shop, the launderette, the chippie, the arches... Cos you ain't one of us any more. You're nothing !'
No caff or the chippie ! Max could starve to death !
Lauren temporarily loses her looks and goes into a trance as she tries to explain to Max why she is not too 'appy about her father sleeping with her best friend
As for Max's family, Abi and Lauren had completely over-reacted to the news he had been sleeping with their mate and moved out.
'I've been trying to call the girls. They're are not picking up !' he complained to Carol.
'What are you going to say to Ian?' she demanded.
'I know it don't look that great...' Max shrugged, as if he had been caught nicking spoons from Ian's restaurant rather than knocking off his 20 year-old daughter.
'You still like them young then?!' Lauren carped when she came to collect some clothes. 'What is it then? Young flesh, just gets you going?!'
'Don't talk like that !' Max bridled, ambitiously trying to adopt the moral high ground.
'Sneaking around with my best friend ! You disgust me ! You are no better than some dirty old perv in a raincoat !' Lauren continued.
'No ! I'm not like that at all,' objected Max.
This was true.
We all know he was a dirty old perv in a brown suit.
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LAS VEGAS — Rod Pampling won for the first time in 10 years on the PGA Tour when he closed with 6-under 65 for a two-shot victory Sunday in the Shriners Hospitals for Children Open.
Pampling holed a 30-foot birdie putt on the final hole at the TPC Summerlin that clinched the victory. He raised his right arm and thrust it when the ball was still another foot away from the cup. The 47-year-old Australian last won on tour at Bay Hill in 2006.
"It's extremely rewarding," said Pampling, who finished at 20-under 264. "Winning Arnold Palmer's event (at Bay Hill) is still on top. But coming back from what we've had the last few years, to get a win under the belt, it's phenomenal. Amazing."
Former FSU star Brooks Koepka closed with 67 to finish second.
Lucas Glover, going for his first victory in five years, was tied with Pampling with two holes to play until he made bogey from the bunker on the par-3 17th, and he closed with another bogey when winning was out of reach. He shot 69 to finish third.
Pampling's last win was in the 2008 Australian Masters. He lost his PGA Tour card after the 2013 season and spent two years on the Web.com Tour and had to return to the Web.com Tour Finals last month to get his card back.
He was at No. 451 in the rankings, but he played the final round as though he had never left. After missing the 12th green with a wedge, then missing a 4-foot par putt to fall one behind, Pampling bounced back with a 12-foot birdie putt and an 8-iron to 18 feet for birdie on the 14th to catch Glover. But his biggest shot might've been for par.
He pushed his drive so deep into the right rough on the par-5 16th that Pampling asked to identify his ball, and it was a good thing — it wasn't. His ball was a foot to the right, buried so badly that he could only muscle it some 30 yards behind another tree, and he had to lay up. From 121 yards, Pampling hit wedge into 6 feet and saved par to stay tied.
CHAMPIONS: Scott McCarron made a birdie putt on the first extra hole Sunday and beat Tom Byrum to win the Dominion Charity Classic in Richmond, Va., the second of three playoff events in the senior series. McCarron and Byrum both shot 3-under 69s in regulation to finish at 13-under 203. Byrum created the tie with birdie at No. 16. Both parred the next two holes before McCarron's winner on the extra hole gave him his second win this season. The top five for this week's Charles Schwab Cup Championship in Scottsdale, Ariz. — two-time defending champ Bernhard Langer, McCarron, Colin Montgomerie, Joe Durant and Miguel Angel Jimenez — will automatically win the title by winning the final event.
LPGA: China's Shanshan Feng needed every bit of her three-stroke lead, closing with double-bogey 6 to beat South Korea's Ha Na Jang by a stroke at the Japan Classic in Ibaraki, the last of six straight events in Asia. Feng closed with 2-under 70 for 13-under 203. Jang birdied 16 and 17 for her third 68.
PGA EUROPE: Denmark's Thorbjorn Olesen, leading by seven entering the final round, held on for a three-stroke win at the Turkish Airlines Open in Antalya. He closed with 2-under 69 for 20-under 264. The 92nd-ranked Dane's lead was reduced to one at one stage thanks to a scoring burst from David Horsey of England. Horsey and China's Li Haotong shared second at 17 under after matching rounds of 65.