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Jesus Christ! Is this the worst Christian video ever made?
Do you know who Trisha Kay Paytas is? If you do, you're one up on me, as I'd never heard of the busty blonde until a Freethinker reader messaged me today with a link and the words 'you're gonna LOVE this video'.
So I clicked on the YouTube link to "I Love You Jesus" and within the first 30 seconds lost the will to live. Bet you will too after watching Paytas, a "devout Roman Catholic" doing her "first Christian pop song".
Her video, posted three days ago and available iTunes, has already had more than 404,000 views and 20,000 likes.
If this is what the world's coming to will someone please check me into the Dignitas Clinic.
Best comment on YouTube:
Wtf is this Oompa loompa doing? She ate the entire chocolate factory and now singing about some mythical character? She's very hard to look at. If Snooki and an oompa loompa had a baby, this would be the hideous blob they give birth too.
I wonder why she's not wearing a crucifix.
Hat tip: Marcus
19 responses to "Jesus Christ! Is this the worst Christian video ever made?"
There's a lot of "bounce" in her music, isn't there?
The other question is looking at how BS christianity is, how could they ever make a good video!?
Who cares about the video? I'll boff her in a heartbeat.
Ye bleedin' gods, that's awful.
Have some Rosetta Tharpe.
Big deal. She's just another huckster trying to make money from something she hopes people will believe she sincerely believes in. You can spot them a mile off.
And if she has a few more facelifts she will have to start shaving.
Q: But nice teeth. Some serious work has been done on these. Overall all seriously "Yukky" as my granddaughter would say.
I expect she gets to shout "Oh God O God" fairly regularly, maybe with some vestment lifting priest in the vestry. Well I guess someone could bring themselves to make her shreik "Oh God O God" but I am repulsed by deluded overconfident shamelessly untallented gushy women like this one who has the additional repulsive characteristic of laboured sincerity.
'There was a time I overdosed
And I was lifted, not by the ambulance [coquettish giggle]
But by the holy ghost.'
Has anyone noticed any outstanding occurrences since the Rapture "began" a week or so back? Has the earth moved in your locality on any occasion since? Just thought I'd ask. And do you remember this?
10,650,207 views!
Pretty damn awful, but I was vaccinated against dreary Christian tunes by two years of being forced to listen to Stryper in sixth form.
Looks like Joy Turner ("My Name is Earl") but heavier and without all that sophistication.
Oh fuck, that's bad. No way I can listen to it all.
I was lifted, not by the ambulance [coquettish giggle]
But by the holy ghost.
Sheer plagiarism – and 2000 years old plagiarism, at that!
I loved the comment I saw on Facebook yesterday stating, "She should stick to porn.". A genuine & heartfelt LOL here in NYC !!!
[…] Barry Duke posted this, erm, thing. A music video thingy entitled I Love You Jesus, by a lady named Trisha […]
I didn't see a lightning bolt zap her or a hook drag her off stage so more proof there is no God. That or he's more patient than me.
Laura : LOL
BArry Duke – are you trying to kill me!! I managed about 10 seconds before my head exploded! So early in the morning. What sugar-coated schwaermerie! Yuckie , Yuckie!
I loved how the high-school piano chords continued after she stopped pretending to play.


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Since the Child Nurse Practice Development Initiative began in 2008, a total of 259 nurses have graduated from our programmes: 194 from South Africa, and 65 from 8 other sub-Saharan African countries (Malawi, Kenya, Ghana, Zambia, Botswana, Uganda, Tanzania & Namibia). 148 of these nurses became specialist child nurses and 111 became specialist child critical care nurses, all taking valuable knowledge, skills and experience back to their home clinical settings.
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PARIS SKETCHES 'Ä¢ Michael Young at Ishmael Reed's Konch Magazine
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• Paris Sketches •
© 2011 by Michael Young; excerpted with permission of Ishmael Reed's Konch Magazine
It'Äôs August in Paris, and the ancient rain is pouring down. I arrived yesterday to stay with Katia, my Parisian girlfriend who lives in the 20th District. On the flight over, a Frenchman reading Le Figaro wearily tells me: 'ÄúI would much rather leev in San Francisco.'Äù He pauses. 'ÄúMaybe it'Äôs a case of the greener grass always being the greenest on the other side. I just mees zee Old Paris.'Äù The 20th district is a moveable feast of funkiness: a Nigerian guy on the street corner is playing a xylophone while crooning Billy Ocean'Äôs "Get outta my dreeeams, get into my car!" with a sleepy dog plopped by his side collecting euros in a hat. He hollers "Obama!" in my direction with a mischievous gleam in his eye. Then he shouts: "Keep hope alive!" (I know it's probably obvious that I'm a Halfrican in Paris, but how does this dude know I'm a Halfrican-American in Paris?) North African men in sleek suits are deeply absorbed in their chess games at outdoor caf√©s, and school kids are skipping in brightly colored hip-hop gear, looking like they just leaped off the set of an old Spike Lee Joint. A street artist wearing dark wraparound shades wildly beckons for us to sit for a portrait sketching. There's a crackling, freewheelin'Äô electricity in the air …
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There are approximately 1000 IT disposal organisations throughout the UK, most of which were established after the WEEE regulations came into law in 2007.
It may startle you to learn that the vast majority are 'bodge job' operations who can barely ensure the destruction of your simple data bearing devices such as hard drives, never mind understand the severity of data sanitization of all other IT data bearing devices.
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Meet the new landlords – Andy and Richard
A big welcome to Andy and Richard, the new landlords of the Hare and Hounds. Andy and Richard are experienced publicans, and above all welcoming hosts! They've been working hard over the past weeks to get the Hare and Hounds ready for its reopening. The Steering Group have had a sneak preview of the new range of delicious cask and keg beers, and the new wine list is a real treat. Not to mention an extensive range of gin, whiskey and all the things you'd expect at a good country pub.
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Great to be back in the H & H and see it looking so bright, cheerful and full of people ! Many thanks to the steering committee and investors and best wishes to Richard and Andy.
Timing is spot on for our coming family visit from Oz. Great to have the village pub up and running. Looking forward to meeting Andy and Richard.


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Browse our wonderful collection of art books here at Spotlight to find your ideal colouring book, work book or sticker book for adults or children.
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I took these photographs whilst travelling around New Zealand and Australia. I wanted to capture both people and landscape images. I used an app called Afterlight to edit them.
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Wolf blocks Trump's voter data request; Impeachment march spurs counter rally; The great ketchup fight
Newsletter for Sunday, Jul 02 2017
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Tom Wolf to Trump: PA won't follow your voter fraud panel
Pennsylvania won't be handing over voter data to the federal government, at least not if Gov. Tom Wolf has anything to say about it. Late Friday, Wolf filed a letter saying PA has joined a list of more than a dozen states (led by governors both D and R) who have refused to cooperate with Trump's election fraud task force. The letter, addressed to vice chairman of the task force Kris Kobach, said Wolf feared the data could be shared publicly and not handle securely, a worry shared by encryption experts. These are the other reasons Wolf is standing up to the feds.
Counter protests planned for today's Trump Impeachment March
Philadelphians will rally to call for the US President's impeachment today at Independence Mall, but not everyone there will be anti-Trump. Blog and social media community Sports, Beer and Politics has organized a counter protest. It's meant to be a positive event in what SBP cofounder Zach Rehl sees as a sea of negative protests. Here's why he's looking forward to marching with a couple hundred of his fellow Trump supporters.
Does ketchup belong on hot dogs? Top Philly chefs are divided
As America gears up to slam an estimated 150 million hot dogs on July 4, there's one debate still dividing the country. No, not the sandwich thing — the ketchup thing! Is it an acceptable dog-topper or what? Barack Obama doesn't think so, if you're over the age of 8, and it turns out most Philly chefs agree. Of 18 local pros, a 12 laid the smackdown on the tomato-based topping, though some were more adamant than others.
Can Flying Fish beer and a TV star chef succeed in Brewerytown?
When PAWS co-founder Dana Spain and developer Sean McGovern decided to open a restaurant in the ground floor of their new Fairmount @ Brewerytown apartments, they originally wanted a brewpub. But licensing issues led them to instead partner with Flying Fish Brewing to open a beer garden with dedicated tap lines. They signed on Bar Rescue star Brian Duffy, who is known for his tagline "Duffified." The result? Billy Penn restaurant critic Adam Erace found it...decent, but improving, and probably good for the neighborhood.
On the Calendar
Help #SaveTheArts at the Art Museum
As part of a movement across Philly's cultural community to oppose federal budget cuts to arts and humanities, the museum will host a special pop-up exhibition as part of pay-what-you-wish day. Stop by the postcard station to write elected officials, pick up free posters and buttons and pose with banners for social media awareness posts.
Where: Philadelphia Museum of Art at 2600 Ben Franklin Pkwy. 19130
When: July 3, 2017 from 10:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m.
How much: Admission is pay what you wish
Hot dog eating contest because America is beautiful
Before you head off to watch concerts and fireworks (or spark your own), spend an hour at the flower-filled oasis on South Street West — stuffing your face with hot dogs. The $10 entry fee includes all the dogs you can eat plus beer. Email email@example.com in advance if you're interested in competing, or just come watch the fun.
Where: PHS Pop-Up Garden at 1438 South St. 19146
When: July 4, 2017 from 3:00 p.m. to 4:00 p.m.
How much: $10 to compete
Bring the kids or just learn how to drum at a free session
Stories, drumming, puppets and play are all part of these free summer sessions at a neighborhood playground in Kensington. All ages are welcome — if you're an adult looking to learn how to drum, this is a perfect way to spend the evening.
Where: Hagert St. Playground at 2012 E. Hagert St. 19125
When: July 5, 2017 from 5:00 p.m. to 7:00 p.m.
How much: Free
Music meets literature on Frankford Avenue
The Broken River Revue is a mashup of local authors reading new and recent works plus local bands performing classics and new releases — all for free. On the book side, look for Cornell prof and novelist J. Robert Lennon, video game writer Andrew Ervin and poet Elizabeth Scanlon. Bands include instrumental rock group I Think Like Midnight and Philebrity's Joey Sweeney & The Neon Grease.
Where: Johnny Brenda's at 1201 Frankford Ave. 19125
When: July 6, 2017 at 8:00 p.m.
How much: Free (21+)
Is this Philly's first-ever cat festival?
Kittydelphia isn't billed as a fest, exactly, but the "cat-themed pop-up shop event" might as well be, because Gravy Studio in NoLibs will be filled with cat-related art, cat toys, cat-adjacent apparel, animal welfare orgs, and "famous internet cats." All donations benefit PAWS.
Where: Gravy Studio at 910 N. 2nd St. 19123
When: July 7, 2017 at 3:00 p.m. to July 9, 2017 at 5:00 p.m.
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Tonight's Opinion Brief is brought to you by WWF-Canada. Join us June 8th in Ottawa for Canada's Ocean Summit. It's going to be a great day for Canada's oceans!
Good evening, subscribers. It's odd now to think back to last summer, when the Liberals were tanking in the polls and the smart money was betting on Justin Trudeau crumbling under the combined gravitas of Stephen Harper and Tom Mulcair, like a pedigreed showjumper balking at the first rail.
The Trudeau Liberals managed one of the great political upsets in recent memory. Susan Delacourt wonders: Did the experience convince them that they never have to listen to another critic, ever again? Could that explain why they're stumbling on high-profile files like assisted dying and democratic reform? "Based on what I've heard from numerous people, the Trudeau folks haven't forgotten all the people who wrote them off. There's a sense that they won the election because they simply ignored the advice that everyone — from 'senior Liberals' to pundits — was offering on a daily basis."
L. Ian MacDonald writes about the 300 South African firefighters in Fort McMurray tonight, helping their Canadian colleagues save the city — a gesture of goodwill that has its roots in Canada's critical role in the struggle against whites-only rule. "The continuity of Canadian prime ministers championing the cause of freedom in South Africa stretches over more than half a century — from Diefenbaker to Brian Mulroney, to Justin Trudeau's elegant comments on Mulroney receiving the Tambo Award."
And Carl Hétu, Canadian national director of the Catholic Near East Welfare Association, looks at how small, dirty wars blight the lives of entire generations of children. "Worldwide military expenditures reached a record high of $1.7 trillion USD in 2015. Just one per cent of this sum could suffice to respond to global humanitarian needs."
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I've gotten pretty good at pulling a bowl out of the microwave using only the tips of my fingers to avoid them getting burned on the bowl, but these soup bowl hot pads are a much better solution. Beth from The Renegade Seamstress shares a video tutorial showing how you can make them. They're shaped to hold the bowl and have corners that make it easy to pick up without burning your hands.
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How to get rid of a German friend
A complaint you'll frequently hear from foreigners living in Germany is that it's very difficult to make German friends. However, once a friendship has been established, it's going to last, unlike those "easy come, easy go" friendships in other cultures.
This is completely true and the few exceptions you might encounter just confirm the rule1. Which leads me to the topic of this article: How to get rid of a German friend when he (or she2) fully expects your friendship to last until the end of time3.
Say you don't want to be friends anymore
In theory, it seems this might work: Germans are very direct, so why not just make an appointment, arrive on time and tell your friend that it's over? Because not only are friendships sacred in Germany, you also seem to have forgotten that Germans are right about everything all the time4. Your friend will interrogate you about the reasons for your unfathomable request, and then he'll easily invalidate every single one.
Ending the friendship has to be his idea
The key to getting rid of a German friend is to offend him so much that he'll not want to have you as a friend anymore. However, don't go for the obvious choices like saying that you'd vote for the AfD, you think that nuclear energy is safe or that you're in love with him. What would happen is that either your friend would reveal that he shares the same thoughts and feelings and was just too afraid to say so (and then you'd be closer friends than ever and might even have to enter into a civil union), or, if that's not the case, he'd try everything to set you straight and get those wrong ideas out of your head. Why? Because he's German, and you're wrong5.
Move away
It's simple enough: Quit your job, file for a divorce6, give away what's left of your stuff and move to the other end of the world. Problem solved? Almost. There's one final step.
Come back
If you had paid attention during your Integrationskurs, you'd know that an area of 50 km around your friend's place is his Freundschaftsgebiet (friendship territory). If you ever enter his territory after having moved away, you are obligated to pay him a visit! Furthermore, you'll have to spend a significant part of your time with him (100% if he has a Schlafsofa or guest bedroom). Failure to observe these rules will cause immediate and irreparable damage to your friendship. Which is exactly what you want!
So there you go
- Move away.
- Come back (for a visit or for good, doesn't matter) but don't tell your friend.
- Make sure your friend eventually finds out (e.g. by posting on Facebook about how much you enjoyed your trip to the city you used to live in or by running into him on the street and saying that you really wanted to let him know you were back, but had been too busy during the last months).
- Friendship over.
1 I'm telling you this as a German.
2 I'm going with "he" in this article because – no offense – everyone knows women can't have sincere friendships.
3 This doesn't necessarily mean you'll be moving into the same retirement home together. While not particularly religious, many Germans are convinced some sort of apocalypse will happen in their lifetime (rather sooner than later).
4 A mistake many foreigners make, don't beat yourself up over it.
5 Forgot it again, didn't you?
6 I'm just going to assume that you're married to a German spouse, why else would you be living in Germany?
Zu Fremden "eine Armlänge" Distanz halten
Die Wiederholung von Vorfällen wie an Silvester in Köln möchte Oberbürgermeisterin Henriette Reker u.A. mit einem Katalog an Verhaltensregeln verhindern. Zu diesen Regeln gehört – laut der Rheinischen Post – auch, dass Frauen zu Fremden "eine Armlänge" Distanz halten sollen.
Dafür gab's berechtigterweise viel Spott im Internet. Den mit Abstand besten (weil bösesten) Kommentar schrieb ein Nutzer auf Reddit:
Die Reker hätte halt besser mal 'ne Armlänge Distanz zu dem Messerstecher gehalten.
(Wer's nicht kapiert: klick)
Auf den Rest der Verhaltensregeln darf man gespannt sein.
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When it comes to April Fools' hoaxes, no other airline can compete with KLM. Remember the video of a beagle running through Schiphol to find the owners of items left behind (2014)? Or "Meet & Seat", a social seating service that supposedly allowed passengers to choose their seatmates based on their social media profiles (2012)?
This year, the world's oldest still operating airline pranked thousands of customers by sending them an email saying that their upcoming flight had been cancelled. No reason was given in these messages.
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Forcing passengers to make public posts had another brilliant effect: Since people were posting under their own name and often mentioned their booking codes, this meant anybody could use these credentials to change a few things through KLM's "My Trip" service. Travelling to Martinique on your honeymoon? Let's put your spouse in seat 11A and you in 57F. Flying to Buenos Aires? You'll certainly appreciate a fine Indian vegetarian meal. Do you require a stroller? No? You have one now. Crowdpranking at its finest.
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• Proactive with good organisational skills
Candidate Knowledge:
• Full Stack Developement
• Responsive Design for multiple devices and platforms including frameworks.
• Some database experience.
Skills used:
• .Net / MVC
• MS SQL Server or MS SQL
• PHP Frameworks, Symfony, Zend, MVC
• HTML5, Ajax, JavaScript and jQuery
• Version Control using GitHub or SVN
• Linux
• AWS or other Cloud Infrastructure
• Mobile platforms / applications.
• MS SQL Server, MySQL or NoSQL.
This is an exciting opportunity with an exciting company that offers the room to grow and expand technically and professionally
If you believe you are the right candidate for this role then please do not hesitate to apply.
IT Integration Specialist
Endeavour has a fantastic long-term contract opportunity for an IT Integration Specialist to join a reputable European client, based in the Netherlands.
The ideal candidate will have experience in a Logistic environment, be an excellent team player and be willing to travel for this project.
The successful IT Integration Specialist will be primary responsible for the design and specifications of integration solutions.
Required knowledge and experience:
- Bachelor degree in Software Engineering or Computer Science or Logistics Management.
- Design capabilities and documentation of specification.
- Integration solutions within a logistic environment.
- Warehousing and transport management.
- Data mapping, data translation, data transformation, message format conversion.
- Knowledge and experience of different message formats and syntaxes like EDIFACT, flat, etc.
- Knowledge of communication protocols like SOAP, AS2, http / https, FTP / SFTP / FTPS / OFTP.
- Knowledge and experience of integration implementation in Tibco.
- Knowledge and experience of integration with Red Prairie WMS (Dlx Dispatcher or Discrete).
Essential technical skills:
- Experience with design and build of EAI and B2B integrations.
- Experience with making interface specifications (paper mapping).
- Thorough knowledge of and experience with XML, XSD and XSLT.
- Experience of working in a logistics (3PL) environment.
Knowledge of the following would be advantageous:
- EAI, B2B, Interfacing, EDI processing.
- Tibco, XML, XSD, XSLT.
Please apply ASAP for further details on this excellent contract opportunity!
Migration Specialist Netcool Bluecare
Migration Specialist Netcool Bluecare – Contract - Luxembourg
Endeavour Recruitment has a new opportunity for experts in ITM/Netcool/Bluecare for a contract in Luxembourg. At least 5 years experience ins required for this role. Excellent hourly rate on offer!
The successful candidates will be implementing new functionality or components within an established architecture for the monitoring of the production environment with ITM/Netcool/Bluecare, as well as replacing the existing functions from BMC.
Essential Skillset/Experience:
- Expert in IBM Netcool
- Expert in IBM Bluecare
- Fluent English and French
- Knowledgeable on IBM ITM
- Good understanding of OS and Networking and Firewalls
- Windows PowerShell
- Unix Shell Scripting
- Data Encryption
- GS Kit
- Previous experience with IBM Service Management products
- Infrastructure Performance Management Tools
Advantageous Experience:
- Java
- Eclipse
- BMC Monitoring
- Event Management Tools (Patrol or BEM)
- Dutch Speaking
When applying please confirm the hourly rate required in Euros and your availability to start a new role in Luxembourg? Please apply quickly to be shortlisted for this role.
C# developer
Endeavour Recruitment has a brilliant opportunity for an experienced C# / ASP.Net Software Developer based in Southampton. All levels of experience will be considered. Our client offers flexible working and a salary up to £45K plus benefits.
Working in an Agile environment you will be translating storyboards and use cases. Proficiency in designing and maintaining reliable and reusable code is essential as well as maintaining quality and responsive. Responsibilities will also include bug fixing, updating documentation and reviewing functionality.
Technical Skillset Required
- ASP.Net
- SQL Server
- GIT or other version control tools
- Continuous Integration
Advantageous Skillset
- WinForms
- WPF including MVVM
- Web API
- JavaScript
Additional Knowledge
- Retail
- Convenience
- Back Office
If you are looking to progress your career, this could be the right role for you! Please apply quickly to be shortlisted.
Senior Java Developer
Do you have at least 5 years' experience as a Java Backend Developer?
Do you have a University qualification in software engineering or computer science?
Have you got excellent verbal communication and documentation writing skills?
Are you a Team player with an eye for detail?
If you can answer yes to the above questions, then Endeavour Recruitment really want to hear from you.
Endeavour Recruitment is urgently looking for a English speaking Senior Java Developer with proven backend experience to join a large European organisation on a new data management platform project, based in Brussels to maintain and develop Management Applications. On an initial 4 month contract. Candidate day rate €450 per day.
Required skills:
- A minimum of 5 years work experience as a software developer.
- Hands-on Java development using frameworks, including Spring and Hibernate.
- Experience with data models, schemas, datatypes, attributes and data mapping.
- Display competency with of one-way hashing and Personally Identifiable Information.
- Knowledge of REST with JSON, and SOAP with XML interfaces.
- Familiarity with FTP/SFTP and file processing.
- Design patterns for asynchronous events, queuing, and producer/consumer.
- Integration via API management platforms such as WSO2.
- Required knowledge: Java 8, JBoss EAP Application Server 6.4.10, Oracle SQL Database Version 12C, Spring Boot, Apache Camel (message router), Hibernate, ESB, REST and SOAP services, SQL, Git, continuous integration through Jenkins (automatic build and deploy), understanding of Agile methodology, experience with standard UML.
Desirable skills:
- Having worked with populating cloud services would be an advantage.
- Experience with JIRA for requirements management.
- Knowledge of General Data Protection Regulations (GDPR).
- Familiarity with Google's Publish/Subscribe cloud service and Amazon AWS.
- Prior experience within the telecommunications sector.
- Prior experience with marketing automation integration.
- Any specific integration experience with Oracle Eloqua, Adobe Audience Manager, Adobe Target, Taktik Ozone, Tealium Tag Manager, Magnolia CMS or Salesforce.
We look forward to receiving your applications along with your most up to date CV that includes all relevant experience.
Cloud Automated Developer / Belgium
Endeavour Recruitment has an superb opportunity for a degree educated Cloud Automation Developer with a minimum 7 years relevant experience and expertise to join our Devops team in Brussels. This is a 6 month contract with possible extension.
Requirements of the project
As a Cloud Automation Developer, you will take up a role in the Devops team. You will take ownership in the implementation and maintenance of the data center tooling landscape.
You will focus on automating service delivery and providing means for easy and low cost operations. You support different teams that design.
This includes the specific following tasks and responsibilities:
- Development and support on our CMDB & Automation engine
- Analysis & development for data center automation projects
- Development & operational support on our external world interface
Candidate Requirements:-
- Minimum 7 years of relevant experience and expertise in:
- Java, Spring, Hibernate, JSF, PrimeFaces, …
- SQL (MySQL, MariaDB, Postgres, Oracle, NoSQL, ...)
- Adobe Flex, ActionScript
- Perl, Phyton, Ruby, PHP…
- WebServices: SOAP, REST, JSON, …
- Linux (RedHat)
- Tomcat, Apache, JBOSS suite, ..
- Agile development & Scrum principles
- SVN, GitLab source control
- CI/CD methodology and tooling experience (Jenkins, …)
- Knowledge of typical data center related technologies (TCP/IP, networking, security, virtualization, storage, systems, monitoring, ...)
- You take initiative and systematically drive for results
- You are a team player
- You are able to meet and exceed customers' expectations (internal or external)
- You are able to inform your customers/colleagues timely and efficiently
- You manage your time and project planning efficiently
- You are able to learn quickly
Sharepoint Developer
Endeavour has a fantastic contract opportunity for a SharePoint Developer to join a multinational client in Sweden, on an English-speaking site.
This is a 12 months contract, 90% onsite – 10% off-site, with possibility of extension.
Required skills and experience:
- University Degree and minimum 5 years of experience in SharePoint 2010/2013/2016 and C#.Net
- Experience with system maintenance, further development and refactoring of existing systems.
- Experience with application development using SharePoint 2010/2013/2016 (SharePoint object model, event receivers, web parts, Business Data Catalogue, extending SharePoint web services, Managed Metadata Services)
- Experience with application development using .Net technologies (technologies: C#, .NET 3.5 or higher, SOAP, WCF, Rest and LINQ, as well as T-SQL and MS SQL 2008R2/2012).
- Experience with client side scripting technologies: JavaScript, AJAX, XML, XSLT, HTML/XHTML and CSS.
- Experience with UNIT testing in SharePoint.
- Experience with solution packaging and scripted deployment using PowerShell.
- Experience with technical document writing
- Experience with migration/upgrade projects from SharePoint 2007/2010 to SharePoint 2013and/or 2016, including data migration.
- Experience with developing content management systems or publishing web-portals
- Experience with SharePoint Workflows and SharePoint Designer.
- Capability of integration in an international/multicultural team and good communication skills in English
Experience with the following would be an advantage:
- Experience with Visual Studio 2010/2012/2013 and Team Foundation Server.
- Agile software development (SCRUM)
- MS SQL Management Studio / MS SQL Profiler.
- RedGate SQL Compare and RedGate SQL Data Compare.
Please get in touch for further details ASAP and apply for this not-to-be-missed contract role!
Solutions Architect - Netherlands
Endeavour Recruitment has an first-class opportunity for a Solution Architect to join our multinational client in based in the Hague. Initially this contract will run until the end of 2017, thereafter there will be long term contract renewals during 2018.
The client is paying a daily rate of €625 based on a 40-hour week.
The SA will act as the overall architecture lead for the project, owning the end-to-end definition of the solution for the project across all architecture layers: business, information, application, and infrastructure.
The SA will structure and complete business demand from an architecture perspective, and translate the demand into a viable, feasible, durable, and compliant solution architecture that can be delivered to budget, on time and focusing on a high quality solution.
The SA will be responsible for the production of the Solution Architecture Document for the project, integrating all architecture layers.
Strong analytical and interpersonal skills are essential for this role, as is a fluency in English (both orally and written) A knowledge and understanding of the German and French language will be a great asset.
Essential requirements for the role of Solution Architect:-
A University degree with minimum 8 years hands on experience in defining the architecture of large IT systems.
- Working knowledge of TOGAF and Archimate.
- Previous system development life cycle and development experience (SDLC);
- In depth expertise in the area of systems integration;
- Experience in working in large organisations;
- Knowledge in Business Process Management and Rules engines (for instance JBPM, Drools);
- Experience with UML;
- Experience with similar projects;
- Knowledge in front-end technologies (Javascript, Angular2);
- Deep understanding of authorization mechanisms supporting fine-and coarse-grained authorisation and externalisation of authorisation from business applications (Kerberos and SPNEGO).
- Expert knowledge of J2EE technologies.
- Expert knowledge of REST architectural constraints and development of Restful web services.
- Knowledge of SOAP web services.
- Knowledge in Middle-tier (web-services, web clients, backend of web clients, Java, JBoss).
- Experience with externalising authorisation from Java applications through authorisation engines and/or business rules engines and authentication single sign on with Active Directory.
- Basic knowledge in the following Mainframe software (Z/OS, MVS, OMVS, batch, CICS, MQ Series, DB2, COBOL).
- Experience in the area of data bases, relational and non-sql;
- Ability to create and maintain technical documentation.
Applicants are invited to apply as soon as possible to be included in the shortlist.
Java Engineer
Endeavour Recruitment is seeking an experienced Java Engineer to join our client based in Vienna. This is an initial 3-month contract with a strong opportunity for extension. Looking to pay a daily rate of €45-€50 EUR per hour. Now is a great time to work in Europe with the exchange rates!
You will be responsible for the development of professional web application software in an international environment. You should have excellent knowledge of java web development technologies and can be a part of a scrum team.
Required Skills:
- Ability to write, document and test Java Code
- Java programming skills
- JavaScript
- TypeScript
- Java8
- Hibernate
- Spring
- Servlets
- Good SQL knowledge and database (preferably Oracle)
- Agile mindset with practical scrum experience
Beneficial Skills:
- Industry experience in a banking or finance industry
- A technical degree or equivalent
- German is an asset but strong English communication is a must!
- GWT, MQ Series, Struts, JaxB
If you are an experienced Java Engineer and are looking for an EXCITING contract role please apply ASAP to be shortlisted!


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Jacob M. "Jake" Lee, MBA
Kankakee County Auditor
Kankakee County Auditor
Jake was educated by the public school systems of Pembroke and St. Anne, IL. After high school, Mr. Lee joined the United States Navy and served at several duty stations including: the United States Naval Academy (USNA), the USS Enterprise (CVN-65), and Bagram Airfield in Bagram, Afghanistan. During Jake's tenure he earned several awards and accolades, "early promote" evaluations, and an undergraduate degree in Business Administration. Upon his return to Kankakee County, Jake got involved in the community; he currently supports several organizations through volunteering. While working fulltime as a manager of operations and safety for a transportation company, Jake pursued and earned a Master's Degree in Business Administration (MBA) from the University of Illinois at Chicago (UIC). Mr. Lee was elected in 2016 as the Kankakee County Auditor.
Professional Memberships:
Jake's greatest pride and joy are his two daughters, Briánna and Maya! Jake's mission for the Auditor's Office is guided by three principles: Accountability, Collaboration, and Transparency (ACT).
The Kankakee County Auditor:
*Is dedicated to ensuring that the County's spending is in accordance with federal laws and regulations; state statutes; county ordinances, resolutions, and policies.
*Is an internal county auditor who pursues all activity on a daily basis.
*Promotes accountability and transparency.
Institute of Internal Auditors (IIA) Definition of Internal Auditing: Internal auditing is an independent, objective assurance and consulting activity designed to add value and improve an organization's operations. It helps an organization accomplish its objectives by bringing a systematic, disciplined approach to evaluate and improve the effectiveness of risk management, control, and governance processes.
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Google hangouts app is developed by Google which includes instant messeging, video chat, SMS and VIOP features, Google hangouts app replaces three messaging products that Google had implemented concurrently within its services, including Google Talk, Google+ Messenger and Hangouts, a video chat system present within Google+. Google has also stated that Google hangouts app is designed to be "the future" of its telephony product, Google Voice, and integrated some of the capabilities of Google Voice into Hangouts. You can use Google+ people's accounts to message them.
Features of Google hangouts app
Use Google hangouts app to keep in touch with your friends, colleages and family,Google hangouts app allows you to Message and free video or voice calls, and hop on a conversation with one person or a group.
- Google hangouts app Include all your contacts with group chats for up to 150 people.
- Now say more with Google hangouts app status messages, various photos, intresting videos, share maps, emoji beautiful stickers, and animated GIFs.
- Turn any conversation into a free group video call with up to 10 contacts.
- With Google hangouts app you can call any phone number in the world (and all calls to other Google hangouts app users are free!).
- Connect your Google Voice account for phone calling, SMS texting, and voicemail integration.
- Keep in touch with contacts across Android, iOS, and the web, and sync chats across all your devices.
- Message contacts anytime, even if they're offline.
- Simple and minimalist interface
- Video calls to multiple people
- Apps available during video calls
- No audio calls
- Chrome must always be open
Instant Messaging and Video calls with Google hangouts app
Google hangouts app is an instant messaging platform with all the conventional features of any good messaging service. Once you're logged into your Google account, you can send messages, images, and emojis to your contacts in one-on-one or group conversations.
The videoconferencing feature allows you to make video calls with up to 10 people simultaneously, no matter which device they're connected on. It integrates apps like YouTube and Google Drive, as well as sounds and visual effects, to let you have a little fun during calls.
Easter eggs in Google hangouts app
See what are the Easter eggs there in Google hangouts app
- Typing "woot" would let a yellow animated emoji-like face crawl up the screen and laugh in your face or a fox with a birdie on his head waving two flags. This also corresponds to typing "woohoo", "woo hoo", "yay!!" and "hooray!"
- Typing "happy birthday" would let a cake be rolled out by a fox and a birdie on top of the cake. This also corresponds to typing "happy bday" or "happy b-day".
- Typing "happy new year" would let out a fox and goose dancing and a few fireworks.
- Typing "hahahaha" would let the yellow emoji-like face crawl up or a fox and a goose laughing at each other. This also corresponds to typing "ha ha ha ha", "hehehehe", "he he he he", " " or using five "ha"s or "he"s. Also works by typing "lolol", "rotfl", "kkkk", and also "lmao".
- Typing "/ponies" would let an animated pony prance across the screen. There are a total of 21 different ponies. Typing "/ponystream" would unleash infinite ponies all running in different directions on your screen.
- Typing "/shydino" would let a dinosaur hiding behind a house appear on the screen. To make the dinosaur and the house disappear, simply type in "/shydino" again,
- Typing "/bikeshed" would change the colour of the background of the hangout screen. The colour varies for all users so typing "Look! Pink!" wouldn't be advised.
- Typing "/pitchforks" would let out a whole mob of little people carrying pitchforks and torches.
- Applying the Konami code (i.e. up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Enter) would change the background of the hangout screen into a beautiful view of nature. One can only do the code once. To do it again, one must close the hangout window and reopen it.
- Typing "/roll" would display your icon showing that you've rolled a number. You can roll anything from a 1 to 6, just like a regular die.
Connect to Google Hangouts app from Anywhere
Google hangouts app work across computers, Android phones and tablets, iPhones, iPads, and iPods, so you can connect with anyone, anywhere.
Google collaboration makes it easy to work the way you want. Whether you're on the go or at your desk, you can message a colleague or start an impromptu video conference with your team. If some of your colleagues work at home, no problem. You can share your screen to collaborate and communicate in real time. And, with Smartsheet's embedded workflow with Google hangouts app, you'll always have productive conversations that stay within the context of your work.
Starting a Google hangouts app from Smartsheet streamlines communication and keeps everyone on track. Instead of emailing dozens of messages back and forth, ask questions and solve problems in seconds with a face-to-face conversation.
How to use Google Hangouts
To start a Google Hangout, you must have a Google Apps account, like a Gmail, Google Drive, or Google+ account.
If you have a Google Apps account, here's how to start a Hangout from Smartsheet:
- Mouse-over the multi-user icon that appears in a sheet's tab when other people are collaborating on it and click the Start a Hangout button.
- A window will pop-up prompting you to login to Google and preview your Hangout invitation.
- Click Join to start your Hangout.
If you don't have a Google Apps account, you can sign up for free and use Gmail, Google Drive, Google+, Hangouts, and more.
Google Hangouts SMS
If you use Google hangouts app as your text messaging app (SMS & MMS), you will need to switch to another text messaging app to continue sending and receiving text messages SMS & MMS, Google hangouts app is removing carrier SMS text messaging from Hangouts on Android after May 22, 2017.
You can get New Android Messages app makes it easy to communicate with anyone by using SMS, MMS, and more. Stay in touch with friends and family, send group texts, and share your favorite pictures, videos, audio messages.
- Open the Hangouts app .
- At the top, tap Menu .
- Tap Settings SMS SMS enabled.
- Select the text messaging app you want as the default. If you're using an older device, you might need to tap Default SMS app or switch on "Turn on SMS."
Now you'll get text messages through the new app, Your current messages will also be moved to the new app.
Google Hangounts Desktop and Google Hangouts Extension
- Use Hangouts to keep in touch. Message friends, start free video or voice calls, and hop on a conversation with one person or a group. * Include all your friends with group chats for up to 150 people.
- Say more with photos, videos, maps, emoji, stickers, and animated GIFs.Turn any conversation into a free group video call with up to 10 friends.
- Keep in touch with friends across Android, iOS, and the web, and sync chats across all your devices. * Message friends anytime, even if they're offline.
- Snooze your notifications so you can respond later.
- See what you chatted about in the past, including shared photos and your video call history.
- Keep a record of any conversation for just a short period of time by turning history off.
- Connect your Google Voice account to make calls, send and receive SMS, and access your voicemail. Hangouts Chrome app:
- Use Hangouts and get notifications as you move from tab to tab in Chrome, or even without a Chrome window open.
- Position Hangouts anywhere on your screen, even if you have more than one monitor. Keep conversations in a single window or pop out the important ones.
- View and continue your conversations across devices.
- Get notifications just once. After you see an alert, it'll be removed on other devices.
Google Hangouts on air
Hangouts On Air with YouTube Live. You can use YouTube Live to create a Quick event with Hangouts On Air, or a Custom event using an encoder. Learn how to set up a live stream with YouTube Live. … Go to Live Streaming Events in Creator Studio. Click New live event.
- Sign in to the Admin console.
- On the dashboard, click Apps, then click G Suite > Talk/Hangouts > Advanced settings.
- Scroll to the Additional Services section and select Allow users to place voice and video calls from Hangouts.
Google Hangouts iOS
Google Messenger vs Hangouts
Google Messenger is as simple and plain as you can get, The 2 issues that I've seen with Google messenger are this:
1. When sending pictures as MMS, the app compresses the picture too much, so that on the recipients end, the picture actually looks pixelated.
2. The other issue is that for the quick reply notifications. Now, on my phone, I stop using the quick reply notifications in Google Messenger because number one if you receive a message from more than one person at a time and you were in the middle of running back to someone, that message isn't there anymore or that message was into someone else's thread that you didn't want it to be in.
3. When you go to send the message and the notification doesn't auto cleared from the notification shade which is really annoying. So far that doesn't happen with Hangouts.
Google Calender
Google Calendar allows users to create and edit events. Reminders can be enabled for events, with options available for type and time. Event locations can also be added, and other users can be invited to events. Users can enable or disable the visibility of special calendars, including Birthdays, where the app retrieves dates of births from Google contacts and displays birthday cards on a yearly basis, and Holidays, a country-specific calendar that displays dates of special occasions.
Google added "Smart Suggestions" to Google Calendar on the mobile apps. Smart suggestions recommend titles of events, as well as locations and contacts.Google added a "Goals" feature. Goals are activities the user wishes to complete. After answering brief questions, including "How often?" and "Best time?", Google Calendar will automatically "find the best windows to pencil in time for that goal", with the calendar adapting to the user's schedule over time, such as rescheduling a goal activity if an event is added that causes a direct conflict with the time of the goal.
GoogleHangouts dailer
Download and install the Hangouts Dialer to start making phone calls in the Hangouts app. After installation, you can access all voice calling features directly from Hangouts or use Hangouts Dialer as a shortcut to make phone calls from the dialer screen in Hangouts.
● Make phone calls over data from the Hangouts app – call any phone number, including landlines.
● Use Outbound Caller ID – people who you call will see your verified number when you call them.
● Connect with your Google Voice number to make VOIP calls in the Hangouts app from your Google Voice number.
Google Messenger Renames Messenger to Android Messages
Google default SMS/MMS app, Messenger, has been renamed Android Messages. The name changed and arrives as Google prepares for wider adoption of the new Rich Communications Services (RCS) messaging standard.
Key features:
- Faster sharing: Select or take pictures and videos directly from the app and share easily. You can even send audio messages to your contacts.
- Easy search: Search through contacts and conversation threads to find exactly what you are looking for.
- Purposeful design: A colorful, intuitive design makes communicating faster and more fun.
- More control: Block people you don't want to hear from, and archive messages. No interruptions when you don't want them!
- Express yourself: Send audio messages, emoji 😃, stickers, or your location.
- Enhanced features: On supported carriers, you can send messages over Wi-Fi or your data network, see when friends have read your message, and more.


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