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Dwayne Johnson talks huge physical demands of 'Hercules'
Hercules – a.k.a. Heracles – son of Zeus and the mortal Alcmene, famously endured Twelve Labours.
By way of counterpoint, the guy portraying him in a major motion picture this week, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, endured 150 days of intense physiotherapy and physical training after traumatic injury sustained in a wrestling ring and a hernia operation.
As portrayed in the movie, the post-Labours Hercules was unsure of himself, coasting on his reputation and looking for something to believe in.
Johnson, pre-Hercules, was wondering whether the gods were telling him to take it easy.
"Y'know, it's funny," a casual and friendly Johnson says during an interview in a Toronto hotel room prior to the release of the $110 million Hercules with Joseph Fiennes, John Hurt and Ian McShane. "We have these moments in life where you're thinking, 'Is the universe trying to tell me to do something else? Romantic comedies maybe? Is that what's in the cards? Am I just not listening?'"
The problem – at least as far as the insurance companies go – is that, despite being billed as Dwayne, the 42-year-old Johnson just can't quit being The Rock every so often.
The event that almost gave two studios and director Brett Ratner a heart attack was a WWE WrestleMania match last year at New York's MetLife Stadium, where John Cena "beat" him in front of 60,000 fans (part of a verbal agreement he has with Vince McMahon to add his name and fame to WrestleMania events).
It's understood these days that wrestling has "plotlines," – i.e. it's scripted. But the punishment is often real – as Johnson discovered when he walked into his doctor's office to hear he had torn his adductor and rectus muscles "practically right off the hip."
His choices: surgery, and a year of physio, or cross your fingers and trust the "shreds" of tendon to reattach with scar tissue via physiotherapy.
"I told the doctor, 'I have a movie to shoot in six weeks!' He said, 'Does it involve a lot of physical activity?' I said, 'It's Hercules, so… yeah.'"
Faced with a similarly torn quad tendon, I took the surgery. But I'm not Dwayne Johnson, and there's not a literal cast of thousands waiting in Budapest for me to start work.
"Because it was such a big movie, the crew had been there for four to six months already, prepping, building these massive sets. And in the entertainment business, if you push a project of that magnitude, the likelihood of it coming back with the same cinematographer, the same director, same players, is slim to none. So I wanted to keep everything intact. I called Brett Ratner and said, 'I'm walking with a limp, let's see where I am in six weeks.'"
Then, as his muscles were being assessed, a lump was found in his abdomen. Back to the doctor. "I dropped trou, and the doctor said, 'Wow, that's one big hernia!'"
In fact, while operating, surgeons found three hernias.
"I called MGM and they had to push the movie by two weeks, which was a million dollars a week."
Life for Johnson during the 95-day shoot was "entirely dedicated to healing. At 3:30, 4 in the morning wake up for cardio, had the cardio machine in my room, had food ready. Every minute was accounted for when I was doing something that supported the healing."
In the movie, based on the Thracian Wars graphic novel by Steve Moore, the son of Zeus finds purpose by intervening on the side of good in a war against Thrace.
As for Johnson, he found his mojo in a Thracian battle scene on the first day of filming. "It was a very epic scene, battling these warriors who you see in the trailer, are all painted green. There are massive, sword-swinging, action sequences, I'm riding a chariot.
"As you start to swing that sword, that's when you feel the tightness. But little by little, the conditioning takes hold."
In long hair and wearing Hercules' trademark lion's head, this is not a familiar Dwayne Johnson. "The lion head-dress, while very iconic, was a pain the ass. It was heavy and it didn't have a chin-strap, so it would fall off during fighting. It was take after take after take. It was a three-hour process every day, and I really only felt like Hercules when they put that last bit of armour on."
If Johnson is hearing a siren-call away from punishing action films, it'll be tough to escape. Hollywood now considers him a "franchise saver," after injecting Fast & Furious series with new blood in Fast 5 and goosing the box office in the second G.I. Joe movie. He's set to do a third.
But unlike Hercules, he says it's not in his nature to coast on past glory. "I could have been in the WWE for an additional 10 or 20 years. I could have done nothing but action movies (indeed, he has put in some decent performances, as a flamboyantly-gay Samoan bodyguard in Be Cool, and as a Christian bodybuilder-turned-coke-addict in Pain & Gain).
As for WrestleMania, his verbal agreement still technically calls for one appearance. If it happens, he says, "I'll do my best to protect myself."
From ringside, perhaps.
The evolution of 'The Rock'
Unquestionably the most successful wrestler to move from mat to movies, here's a career rundown of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
– Son of Canadian wrestler Rocky Johnson and grandson of Samoan wrestler Peter Malvia.
– Attended high school in Honolulu, ran afoul of police for petty thefts and fighting. Years later, while shooting Journey 2: Mysterious Island in Hawaii, "I passed by places I was arrested, and it was very reflective," he told us. "I was very fortunate to have great parents and coaches who believed in my potential."
– Played football: For the University of Miami Hurricanes and, briefly, the Calgary Stampeders. "I was making $250 a week, Canadian, and had to move back with my parents when I was cut."
– Joined the WWF/WWE in 1996 as Rocky Malvia, and the next year adopted the ring name of The Rock. He'd go on to win 10 wrestling World Championships and become the most famous wrestler of his generation.
– In 1997, he posed as a Toronto Sun SUNshine Boy as Rocky Malvia. "Oh my gosh!" Johnson said when he saw a copy of the photo. "The fanny bag, the hair… Look how far I've come."
– First on-camera role, an alien wrestler in an episode of Star Trek: Voyager
– First leading role, the Mummy spinoff The Scorpion King (a character who appeared as a cameo in The Mummy Returns).
– First role anybody took seriously: His flamboyantly-gay Samoan bodyguard character in the film adaptation of Elmore Leonard's Be Cool, the sequel to Get Shorty (in which he sang You Ain't Woman Enough To Take My Man). "The critics weren't kind to that movie, but they were to me."
– Other movies: Walking Tall, Doom, Gridiron Gang, Journey 2: Mysterious Island, Pain & Gain, Tooth Fairy, G.I. Joe: Retaliation, Fast Five, Fast & Furious 6.
– Soon to be seen in: Fast & Furious 7 and Ballers, an HBO series about professional football players, which he co-exec produced with his Pain & Gain co-star Mark Wahlberg.
– As for Fast 8, Johnson doesn't know if he'll be back – or whether there will be an eighth. "…You don't want to think too far into the future. But… I think because this is the last one with Paul, it would be a good way to go out. It feels good."
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Finally, after two long and rather ridiculous seasons that saw the Winnipeg Jets based out of the Southeast, the league has undergone re-alignment and have the team in a realistic division: The Central. All week I will provide a preview of the Jets new Divisional Rivals, giving you with a brief review of last years' stats, each team's potential opening day lineup, strengths and weaknesses, and a few major storylines (both Jet and non-Jet related). Today we review the unbelievably deep St. Louis Blues.
The St. Louis Blues
Scheduled Meetings
- October 18th – Winnipeg
- October 29th – St. Louis
- December 10th – Winnipeg
- February 8th – St. Louis
- March 17th – St. Louis
2012-13 Review
Record (Point %)
29-17-2 (.625) – 4th in West
24-21-3 (.531) – 9th in East
2.58 – 17th
2.62 – 16th
Goals Against/Game
2.38 – 8th
2.94 – 25th
Power play %
19.5% – 12th
13.8% – 30th
Pentalty Kill %
84.7% – 7th
79.7% – 24th
Fenwick Close %
5v5 Corsi For %
Opening Day Projected Lineup
Strengths and Weaknesses
You know you're a good team when your "weakness" is something you finished among the middle of the league in:
Goal Scoring
Noticing a trend here? "Goal scoring" has been an apparent weakness for the majority of the teams in this division, and I don't think that's a coincidence. Teams in the Central will be tough to play against, and hard to score against, and the Blues are a perfect example of this. There may not be any stand out "superstars" on this team, but guys like David Backes, Vladimir Tarasenko and Chris Stewart can put the puck in the net. The style of play and generally strong goaltending in the Central will likely limit the number of goals the Blues score this year, but they do have the talent to improve on that stat. It can be surprisingly easy to forget that Andy McDonald recently retired as they have scoring through three lines.
Strengths…where do I begin?
Team Defense
The Blues are a tough, strong, aggressive, defensively focused team. They control the puck well, and were among the league leaders in goals against per game and the penalty kill. Players like Bouwmeester, Jackman, Shattenkirk, and the extremely underrated Pietrangelo make up the top four of what is an excellent defensive group. David Backes, T.J. Oshie, and Patrik Berglund make up a few of the Blues strong defensive forwards. The defensive first mindset of coach Ken Hitchcock has been fully bought into and played to near perfection. Nothing comes easy against this team.
Solid Goaltending
Admittedly, Jaroslav Halak (career .917 Sv%) and Brian Elliot (career .909 Sv%) had their struggles last year. The two of them do benefit greatly from the team that is playing in front of them, but both are capable goaltenders and will be in a healthy competition for the Blues' net all year. They also have the young Jake Allen developing in the AHL should things go sour again this year.
Team Depth
Projecting the lines for this Blues team was by far the hardest of any team in this series. This team has three spectacular lines that you could list anywhere from 1-3 on most teams in the NHL. Heck, when two of the players you bring in to try to improve end up being placed on waivers, you know things are going well. They also have forwards Ty Rattie and Dmitri Jaskin just chomping at the bit to crack this extremely talented lineup. It extends into the defensive group with camp invitee Ray Whitney, and first year professionals Joel Edmundson and Jani Hakanpaa pushing for top 6 playing time. I've already mentioned the battle going on in the blue paint as well. The depth in this lineup is going to lead to great internal competition. The fear of getting sent up to the press box and never getting the chance to come back down is very real for this team, and that should push each player to give his best effort every single night.
Storylines Entering the Season
How Will the Goaltending Situation Play Out?
I would give Jaroslav Halak the edge going into the season to start in net for the Blues. That being said, if Brian Elliot can get back to his 2011-12 form, things will be very interesting in goal. Both guys are going to try putting last season behind them, with hopes that a regular training camp (and remaining injury free) will allow them more success. I have goaltending as a strength for the Blues this year, but there is a chance it could become a weakness. If this team wants to take that next step and make a deep playoff run, they need their goalies to play to their full potential. Anything else could lead to trouble.
Will They Take the Next Step?
I picked the Blues to win the Cup last year, and was quite stunned at their first round dismissal. The time is now for the Blues to take control of not only this Division, but also the league as a whole. This core group of players has been together for a few years now, and they need to show that they are capable of making that big push. It's getting to a "Conference Finals/Stanley Cup-or bust" situation in St. Louis. Should they fall short, the team could enter into a bit of a "panic" mode and make a drastic move. The disappointment of the past two seasons must have this team hungry for more, and I expect them to not only win this Division, but also be the Western Conference's Stanley Cup Final representatives. Sorry Vancouver.
This is one hell of a team. Easily the greatest challenge facing the Chicago Blackhawks for the Division Title this year, and will be a real pain in the ass for the Jets. With four strong lines they will battle and grind teams down to nothing, and may be another team that the goal-loving fans hate to watch.


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Mary-Kate Olsen and Husband Olivier Sarkozy Make Rare Appearance
Uber private couple Mary-Kate Olsen and Olivier Sarkozy made a rare appearance out in NYC on Wednesday, October 11.
The husband and wife held hands while posing for photographs at the 2017 Take Home A Nude Art party and auction at Sotheby's.
The couple married in November 2015 and have stayed relatively private.
MK, 31, spoke briefly about being married to Olivier, 48, in an interview with The Edit in March.
"I think we're lucky. [Working hard] comes quite naturally for us. We don't need so much time to sit and think and ponder," the fashion designer said at the time. "But then I have a husband, two stepkids and a life; I have to go home and cook dinner. I ride horses on the weekends. You find the thing that helps you relax, and if you don't have it, you have to look for it. Or you get burned out, and then you're not productive."
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WOODBRIDGE –Woodbridge Town Hall will host a one-day 'Passport Satellite Office' on Thursday, May 6, from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. The Middlesex County Clerk's Office, along with the Woodbridge Township Municipal Clerk's Office, will be accepting applications for U.S. Passports in the Council Meeting Room (First Floor), Woodbridge Municipal Building, located at 1 Main Street.
The Passport Satellite Office is a joint project by the Middlesex County Clerk's Office and the Woodbridge Township Mayor's Office to bring county programs and services directly to Township residents. In addition to processing passport applications, the County Clerk's Office is available to administer the Notary Public Oath of Office to persons who previously applied to the State of New Jersey to become a Notary Public and who have received approved applications from the State.
Middlesex County Clerk Elaine M. Flynn said that persons applying for a Passport must present:
• Evidence of U.S. citizenship in the form of a certified birth certificate with a raised seal and a file date from the registrar of vital statistics from the state, county or municipality the applicant was born in, or a previous passport for natural born citizens. Hospital birth certificates and baptismal certificates are not acceptable. Evidence of U.S. citizenship in the form of a naturalization certificate is required for foreign-born citizens who became U.S. citizens through naturalization;
• Two identical 2"x 2" regulation passport photos taken within the last six months. The photographs must have a light or white background and be full face forward. School photos and vending machine photos are not acceptable;
• Identification in the form of a valid driver's license, a school photo ID, or an employment photo ID. If an applicant does not have approved identification, contact (732) 745-3404 for further information;
• The fee for an adult passport age 16 and over is $100.00. Payment must be made via check or money order in the amount of $75.00 payable to the U.S. Department of State and a separate check or money order for $25 made payable to the Middlesex County Clerk. The passport is valid for ten years.
• The fee for a child's passport (16 years of age or younger) is $85. Make check or money order in the amount of $60 payable to U.S. Department of State and a check or money order for $25 payable to the Middlesex County Clerk.
• All applicants must appear in person. If applying for a passport for a minor under the age of 16, both parents and the minor child must be present at time of application. The minor passport is valid for five years.
• Processing time is approximately four to six weeks. Expedited applications take two to three weeks to be processed. Additional information may be obtained by calling the Middlesex County Clerk's Office at 1-732-745-3404.
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Sanford, Colbert Busch trade jabs in SC debate
Apr. 30, 2013
CHARLESTON, S.C. (AP) — Former South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford, trying to revive his political career, and Democrat Elizabeth Colbert Busch traded verbal jabs on his past indiscretions and her liberal political supporters during a spirited debate Monday night — their only scheduled meeting in the race for the state's vacant 1st Congressional District seat.
With eight days to go before the May 7 special election, Sanford stressed his efforts to rein in spending as a three-term member of Congress and as a two-term governor. The Republican noted that he was the first governor in the nation to turn back economic stimulus funds.
But Colbert Busch reminded Sanford that he once used taxpayer funds to "leave the country for a personal purpose" — referring to the extramarital affair with an Argentine woman he had while governor. Sanford said he didn't hear the response and asked to have the question repeated.
"Answer the question," Colbert Busch chimed in.
Sanford wasn't biting.
Later, Sanford was reminded by a questioner that he voted to impeach President Bill Clinton because of his involvement with Monica Lewinsky and asked if he would vote that way again.
"I would reverse the question," Sanford said. "Do you think President Clinton should be condemned for the rest of his life for a mistake he made in his life?"
Sanford is trying to rebound from a scandal that sidelined his political career.
In 2009, Sanford, after telling his staff he was out hiking the Appalachian Trail, returned to the state to reveal that he was in Argentina with a woman he later became engaged to after divorcing his wife, Jenny. Before leaving office, Sanford avoided impeachment but was censured by the Legislature over state travel expenses he used for the affair. He also paid the largest ethics fine ever in South Carolina, $70,000.
On the issues, Colbert Busch criticized Sanford for voting in Congress against harbor dredging and building a higher bridge so the Port of Charleston could handle a new generation of larger container ships.
"My opponent voted against the dredging and voted against the bridge," said Colbert Busch, a businesswoman and the sister of comedian Stephen Colbert.
Sanford shot back that if it bothered her so much before, "I don't think you would have written me a $500 check as I left the Congress to run for governor. I don't think it must have bothered her that much."
The Democrat that she'd talked with Sanford a number of times years ago and he had said he supported trade and dredging.
"You didn't tell the truth," she told Sanford. "You turned around and did the opposite."
Sanford later said he opposed the money coming in the form of earmarks.
"I was against earmarks before being against earmarks was cool," he said.
Colbert Busch also said that, if elected, she would return 10 percent of her congressional salary to the government.
The candidates also differed over issues such as immigration reform, the federal health care overhaul and abortion during the debate sponsored by the Patch news service, the South Carolina Radio Network and Charleston television station WCBD and which was telecast by C-SPAN.
Sanford tried to tie Colbert Busch to House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi and labor unions. Often though, when he did so, Colbert Busch supporters would jeer.
"With all due respect to Nancy Pelosi, whose name I will raise again ... it all goes back to her and others. They have not pushed for financial discipline in Washington, D.C.," he said.
Colbert Busch said she was independent and planned to represent the district's voters, first and foremost. The debate, attended by 500 people, was frequently interrupted by applause and shouts from the audience.
"We're at an incredible tipping point as a civilization and I think if we don't get spending right in Washington, D.C., there will be real consequences," Sanford said. "I've gotten into this race with the hope of taking what I've learned in Congress, what I learned in the governorship and what I've learned on the way up and on the way down and applying it to what I believe is the great debate of our civilization, which is indeed, how do we get our financial house in order."
Colbert Busch portrayed things differently.
"Here's the fundamental difference. This is not the end of our time as we know it," she said. "The sky is not falling Henny Penny. In fact our best days are ahead of us."
The debate was the first joint appearance by the candidates in a campaign that began after then-U.S. Rep. Tim Scott was appointed to the U.S. Senate seat vacated by fellow Republican Jim DeMint.
Sanford and Colbert Busch won their respective party primaries this spring — Sanford after a GOP runoff. They are now vying along with Green Party Candidate Eugene Platt in the May 7 special election in the district.
The latest finance reports filed with the Federal Election Commission show Colbert Busch has raised more money than Sanford — about $1.2 million to about $790,000. But money from his old campaign accounts left Sanford with about the same amount as Colbert Busch for the campaign. Stephen Colbert has appeared at several fundraisers for his older sister.
Sanford held the congressional seat for three terms in the 1990s. The district leans Republican but the race is considered close.
Colbert Busch is currently on leave from her job as director of business development for Clemson University's Wind Turbine Drive Testing Facility in North Charleston.


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Tin Pan Alley Cats-Commentary
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I thought this was your best commentary yet, Matthew. There was certainly plenty to talk about in this one. I believe a lot of the animation in that one scene in the bar was reused from Freleng's "September in the Rain" (I could be wrong). Also, some of that footage of when Fats first sees "Wackyland" was reused in "Dough For the Do-Do"
I'm happen to be the lucky bastard who have the good copy and the terrific copy( same one but professionally transferred with technical care) of it.
The C11 and other rare ones are the only things in my collection I was told not to trade or ELSE.....
Great commentary & great cartoon!
I hate when animation is reused, but I'll make an exception with this cartoon. Anything Bob Clampett is gold.


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Commissioner Lynda Bell Launches her First Monthly "Work Day" at Lots of Lox Deli
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(MIAMI, FL) – Miami-Dade County Commissioner Lynda Bell "rolled-up" her sleeves last Thursday, March 31st in her first monthly "Work Day" at The Original Lots of Lox Deli in Palmetto Bay. Surrounded by plenty of hungry patrons, Commissioner Bell spent the day as a server at the popular delicatessen where she was able to obtain a first-hand appreciation of the everyday pressures and challenges that local small business owners, employees and customers face on a daily basis.
"I am glad to have had this great opportunity to immerse myself in this very demanding workplace environment and take back to the County Commission a true appreciation of the needs of our community." – Said Commissioner Bell. "In this very tough economic climate, local government must be a partner to small businesses all over South Florida. They must listen closely to their needs and provide them with the necessary tools so that they may recover and provide much needed jobs to the many of our residents who have long suffered with unemployment.
Nick Poulos, proprietor of The Original Lots of Lox Deli said: "Commissioner Bell's innovative and hands-on approach to the challenges faced by our local small businesses is refreshing. I hope that through forums like these, she can formulate policies to create an environment where small businesses can thrive while staying in touch with local business leaders."
If you are a business owner who would like to invite Commissioner Bell for a "Work Day," or if you would like more information on the program, please contact Commissioner Bell's office at 305-378-6677.


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Don't have time to get a picture out here right now of my actual haul, but thought I would list my contents. Mine was supposed to arrive in 2 days, but picked it up from the Post Office today.
2x Blue Snap Straw
1x Orange Snap Straw
1x Women's 180 headphone earmuffs (package is torn open)
1x Go-Motion bike light
1x Orange Slaplet - "princess"
2x Slaplet accessories
1x Blue crab tote bag
1x Red Summer Skies T-shirt in size Kids 8 (http://shirt.woot.com/offers/red-summer-skies)
1x Carton of Little Hotties hand warmers (40ct)
1x 2-pk Fila Sport low-cut socks (Shoe Sizes 6-12; Sock Sizes 10-13) -I wear size 13 shoes so these should work
1x Disney Princesses Raincoat in size Youth 4/5 (http://kids.woot.com/offers/princess-raincoat)
This is probably by far the most useful Bag of Crap I have received yet! The raincoat will be perfect because I have a 3 year old daughter and a 2 month old daughter.
Thanks a bunch Woot!
Eh, so my crap was crappy, but it was still a lot of fun. And my older kids made out pretty good on the deal.
I was going to take a photo, but the kids ran off with their goodies before I could.
We got:
crab small tote bag
slap bracelet thing with 1 additional package of add-ons
lotion/body wash set
2 snap straws
2 flashing safety lights
women's ear warmer headphone things
kids size 8 tee "playful foxes" that sadly won't fit anyone
and large box of Little Hotties Hand Warmers
Not the most useful of hauls for me, but I'm definitely not complaining. The only thing I might be able to use is one of the flashing safety lights--might come in handy to clip to the baby's stroller for evening/nighttime walks.
Still... thanks so much for the Board of Circuits woot!
My haul arrived today, but I'm only now getting around to posting it. Here are the contents:
9x Bags of Texas Air
1x Forever Lazy
1x Alpine Meadows bath gel and lotion set
1x 2-pk iGo HDMI cable set
2x Go-motion flashing safety lights
1x Size 8 Kids "Red Summer Skies" T-shirt
1x Crab bag
2x Snap straws (1 red, 1 yellow)
1x Purple 42D bra (REALLY, WOOT?)
5x 4-pk of Sanyo AAA batteries
1x Bell Howell Mini Digital Camera
8x Packages of Slap Linx
djanlp wrote:
1x Purple 42D bra (REALLY, WOOT?)
Any tags on it? Does it smell like perfume? It may belong to a woot staff member! Lucky you!
bsmith1 wrote:Any tags on it? Does it smell like perfume? It may belong to a woot staff member! Lucky you!
I was actually picturing it coming from TT. Just ripped it off and threw it in the box.
renrutnairbwoot wrote:I was actually picturing it coming from TT. Just ripped it off and threw it in the box.
Dude! Don't get creepy. Besides, purple isn't my color.
It has a tag. Mamia brand? No perfume smell. My brother got a Board of Circuits with a bra in it as well. Same size, but in white. It came in a plastic bag and had a tag.
djanlp wrote:It has a tag. Mamia brand? No perfume smell. My brother got a Board of Circuits with a bra in it as well. Same size, but in white. It came in a plastic bag and had a tag.
Too bad. Still, they may have at least tried it on...
Heres my stuff!
1 Red Cross Emergency Solar Powered radio/light/alarm/phone charger (broken box and volume control dosent work. Stuck on loudest setting)
1 small blue kids meh shirt
1 lotion/shower gel gist set
2 bike reflectors
5 snap straws
3 snap bracelets
2 snap bracelet accessories
2 ear warmers with headphones
8 AA rechargeable batteries
4 reusable bottles
1 bag with crabs on it
Pretty happy with the stuff even though I can't really use any of it
ThunderThighs wrote:Dude! Don't get creepy. Besides, purple isn't my color.
Don't worry TT. I am happily married. I was just trying to use humor to get a quality post. Guess it doesn't work so well when you target one of the staff members.
I recieved my stuff last night. Made a video of the unboxing:
And for those who are lazy and just want to read what I received:
9x- Texas Air
1x- Bug zapper racket
1x- Men's small rock/paper/scissor shirt
1x- Snap Straw
1x- Duffel bag
2x- Snapet bracelets
1x- 1080's with headphones
1x- Bulova woman's watch W/ price tag of $199 on it
1x- Golf Shoes White and in my size (will be using them tonight)
Overall a really good haul. Thank you Woot!!!!
My crap has arrived!!!
I got :
1 crabby bag
1 kids Woot shirt
1 box of Citrus soap bars , 3 soap bars inside
A bath set , 2 bottles in a gift box
5 snappy straws
2 Gomotion red flashing safety lights
1 Bell and Howell mini digital camera
4 4 packs of Sanyo AAA batteries
1 Kids art set
Thankfully no Womens Bra was to be found in my box
Crap is here:
1 x forever lazy L/XL Blue ($6.99)
1 x Webkinz Golden Retriever ($4.55)
1 x GoMotion Red Flashing Safety Light ($13)
1 x "spooked!" Woot kids size 8 shirt ($12)
1 x "Eternal Strings" CD ($8)
1 x Crab bag ($1)
8 x Texas air (?)
4 x Sanyo AAA 4-pack batteries ($5)
3 x Snapstraw ($9)
1 x Bell + Howell Mini Digital Camera ($12)
1 x Packet of "Giant Gray Striped" Sunflower for planting in garden ($.50)
4 x Shasta Daisy seed packet ($2)
12 x "Wildflower Mixture for Natural Landscaping" seed packets ($6)
Total guesstimated value: $80.04
Woot randomness factor - Very high - Thanks Woot!
Well - my box arrived...
IT was beat to heck and one entire side was split open and there was a gash on one side..
Something tells me the transport gremlins had their way with my order.. 8-(
My 3.6 lb box contained
1 pair of socks
1 bottle of opened personal lubricant
dernst_ca1 wrote:Well - my box arrived...
IT was beat to heck and one entire side was split open and there was a gash on one side..
Something tells me the transport gremlins had their way with my order.. 8-(
My 3.6 lb box contained
1 pair of socks
1 bottle of opened personal lubricant
That's too bad! I'm sorry that happened.
djanlp wrote:That's too bad! I'm sorry that happened.
me too.. scoring this was a tremendous amount of effort..
oh well..
My Crap arrived!!
(4) Sanyo AAA Battery 4 packs
(2) Go Motion Safety Lights
(1) 180s Ear Warmers
(3) Snap Straws
(1) Metal Hook
(1) Alpine Meadows Gift Set
(1) Woot Shirt - Kids size 8 (Shadow Wolf)
(1) RC Truck
(1) Purple Flower Bag
(1) Sanyo AAA Battery 4 pack
(1) Go Motion Safety Lights
(1) 180s Ear Warmers
(2) Snap Straws
(1) Simply Cirtus Body Soap
(1) Alpine Meadows Gift Set
(1) Woot Shirt - Kids size 8 (What's Black and White and Red All Over?)
(1) Digital Keychain
(1) Melissa and Doug Latch Board
(1) Crab Bag
(1) Purple "Love" Sports Bag
Dagnabbit. That's just not right. Email email@example.com and they'll take care of you. Include a link to that video for good measure. Sorry.
ThunderThighs wrote:Dagnabbit. That's just not right. Email email@example.com and they'll take care of you. Include a link to that video for good measure. Sorry.
Love Woot support!
Thats why I have remained a member since 2005.
Thanks TT!
Got my box today:
1 Small crab bag
1 Kids Woot shirt (Size 8 "Meh" on an AA shirt, you are horrible teases Woot)
1 Alpine Meadows Lotion//Bath Gel (I love this stuff, I ordered it I think over a year ago!)
3 Snappy Straws
2 Gomotion Safety Lights
1 Forever Lazy L-XL in Blue (I would totally wear this if it fit, need to drop a few more lbs)
And I guess for the not what everyone else got stuff:
1 Remington King of Shaves Razor (fancy)
1 Remington King of Shaves Razor refill 6 ct blades
1 Fila Boys French Terry Grey Jacket size 14-16
1 Fila Boys French Terry Grey Pants size 14-16
1 G-Form Elbow pads, XL
I think either woot is trying to tell me something, or this box was best suited for an active adult male with an active son, of which a single lady that has no plans to marry or have children is not. Definitely a good haul though.
1 Small crab bag
1 Kids Woot shirt (zebra getting sunburned)
1 Alpine Meadows Lotion//Bath Gel
1 Pack "one" bar soap (3 in a pack)
2 Snappy Straws
1 Bell and Howell mini digital camera
1 Gomotion Safety Lights
1 firearm lock for a shotgun
3 packs AA batteries
1 180 headphones women's
Just have to say...opened one of the bar soaps and put it in my guest bath and man, does my bathroom smell awesome!
Mine arrived this morning and only my love of all things Woot kept me from hating the mailman for ringing the doorbell at 8AM on a Saturday. I got:
(1) Fila Men's Descent Bonded Jacket, Black XL
(1) Castaway Double Camping Hammock
(1) Women's 180s Ear Warmers with Headphones
(1) Elmo Slippers, Toddler Large/9-10 M
(1) Screaming Monkey with Black Pirate Cape
(1) Sunflower Bag
(1) Slow Death T-Shirt, Kids 8
(1) GoMotion Red Flashing Safety Light
(4) Pack of 4 Sanyo AA Alkaline Batteries
Those 180's have been appearing for literally years. How many of those do you have, Woot!?
Just got back from vacation and got the box. Time to time capsule it until next year but hopefully I'll get to share what my buddy got for a wedding gift when he opens it next year (june 21st 2014)
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Does your business have a plan for bringing on social media marketers?
Are you wondering how to work with experts outside the company while maintaining a consistent brand experience?
Before you jump in headfirst or turn over the social media reins , check out the following eight tips to make sure your employees or contractors correctly represent your company.
#1: Create a Social Style Guide
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As the General Services Administration moves beyond last spring's scandal over lavish spending at a Las Vegas training conference, it is pursuing innovation in ways that could make it a "civilian [Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency]," acting chief Dan Tangherlini said Thursday.
"A huge amount of innovation comes from the public sector," Tangherlini told a panel at The George Washington University Trachtenberg School of Public Policy and Public Administration. "The government creates a just environment for private innovation. Just look at the patent system, the judicial system and the New England town hall, which was Facebook before Facebook knew what Facebook was."
Tangherlini used his keynote speech to highlight GSA's innovations in office layout, mobile technology and crowd sourcing for new ideas.
At a time of diminishing revenues and no decrease in demand for services, he said, GSA is making "necessity the mother of invention" in finding new ways to get innovations out to the marketplace and "leveraging the scale and scope of the federal government" to strengthen the services it provides other agencies.
Using a comically Photoshopped visual, he likened his agency's creative process to a lion chasing a giraffe by donning stilts to equalize their heights, followed by an image of a storefront that sells the stilts. "The ability to share is a challenge for the government because we're not organized for it," Tangherlini said, pointing to a slide to show the complexity of GSA's organizational chart.
One way GSA is breaking down barriers, he said, is by emulating the "bullpen" office layout New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg uses, in which all deputy mayors and top aides sit elbow-to-elbow at desks in a single room. "To make the best decisions, you need information to collaborate and problem-solve as opposed to coordinating schedules and finding your way through the Praetorian guard," he said. "So you erase the physical boundaries."
Like his predecessor at GSA headquarters, Martha Johnson, Tangherlini sits not in a traditional executive's large and protected paneled office, but in a cubicle in shared space, with private rooms available nearby for confidential discussions. "About 30 percent of desks are vacant at a given time, so the question becomes whether we should we take the money from programs to give people a particular piece of real estate, which depends on what an agency does," he said.
GSA takes full advantage of telecommuting, mobile devices, the cloud and social media to save money and increase productivity while marketing its services such as bulk purchasing and fleet management to other parts of the government, he said.
Ideas for innovations have come from citizens, who can win prize money by submitting to the Challenge.gov website, and from GSA employees, who weighed in with 632 suggestions in the recent Great Ideas Hunt. One saved $1 million through canceling a paper survey that duplicated one from the Office of Personnel Management.
"If GSA gets a certain technology certified, we share it with other agencies since it will take a longer time if everyone has to figure it out," Tangherlini said. Making a business case for another agency "would be easier," he added, "if there were more transparency on how agencies actually spend money."
The advantage of innovating in the public sector, he said, is "we don't need to own the idea," in that the taxpayers have already paid for it. The leader's role is to talk about what exciting things the agency wants to accomplish without pointing out, at least at the outset, the potential constraints, he said: "The barriers force us to be more innovative."
On the panel to provide a governmentwide view of innovation was Shelley Metzenbaum, associate director for performance and personal management at the Office of Management and Budget. She said President Obama has long been committed to such innovations as moving data to the cloud and cultivating studies in science, technology, engineering and math.
"The evidence from the private and public sector is that stretch goals make a huge difference," she said, adding that current acting Obama budget director Jeffrey Zients, the first federal chief performance officer, early on required the 24 major agencies to set about five goals that could be achieved within two years and within budgets. Successful examples she cited include the Interior Department's exponential hike in granting permits on public lands for generating renewable energy, and reductions in crime rates on Indian reservations through improved use of data and interagency collaboration.
DARPA was represented by Jay Schnitzer, director of its Defense Sciences office. He stressed that major scientific discoveries often are interdisciplinary and 90 percent of DARPA's research and development is through contracts. "They're all within the Federal Acquisition Regulation," he said. "All agencies can do what we do."
Private sector input came from Bruce Chew, global thought leader at the Monitor Group consulting firm. He praised the Veterans Affairs Department's Blue Button program that puts verterans' medical records safely on a portable thumb drive. "The private sector made a run at it but failed," he said. Private companies often approach investments like gambling at a horse race, Chew added. "if your first nine horses fail but the 10th wins, it pays and you're a hero," he said. "But if you're in a federal agency and you have failure nine of 10 times, you'd be in a lot of headlines."
An advantage of the public sector in innovation, Chew said, is an agency can get the word out that there is a new "opportunity space," while a business might have to keep it proprietary.
Tangherhlini was asked whether GSA's approach to innovation was a recruiting asset. Not currently, he said, because he has imposed a hiring freeze. "But a lot of people are interested in the events of six months ago," he said. "It's a great conversation starter."


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Oracle has released a free "freemium" version of its Oracle Application Development Framework (ADF) that can be used outside of the Oracle stack for creating web applications.
NOTE: Freemium is a business model by which a product or service (typically a digital offering such as software, media, games, or web services) is provided free of charge, but a premium is charged for advanced features, functionality, or other elements.
Bill Pataky, vice president of product management in the Oracle Fusion team, has confirmed that the firm is looking to attract new developers to the Oracle fold with this release of the Java Enterprise Edition (JEE)-based framework based on the Model View Controller (MVC) architecture.
Oracle ADF is an end-to-end JEE framework that the firm says "simplifies application development" by providing out-of-the-box infrastructure services and a visual and declarative development experience.
NOTE: Oracle ADF includes a set of over a 150 standards-based Java Server Faces (JSF) components with built-in Ajax functionality. With these components, web-deployed user interfaces can be developed with a level of functionality and interactivity previously reserved for thick-client applications.
"The goal is to reduce the amount of code that developers need to write each time they deploy an application," said Pataky.
With this release, Oracle ADF Essentials features a good proportion of the component elements of the full-blown ADF itself. The most prominent variance between the two is that ADF Essentials runs on the GlassFish application server, which is of course free; while ADF on the other hand requires Oracle's WebLogic application server, which of course is not free.


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So I still havent decided on what camera to go for. I'm still leaning towards a H3DII-39. My question is tho, compared to regular 35mm lenses. How do i figure out their "mm". For example, the 100 f 2,2 and the 80 2,8 and the 35 mm. What would they be if they were a 35mm lens?
Same goes for aperture (just not at macro scale)f2.8 (MF) * 0.72 = f2.0 (35mm)
8x10 is a 4:5 while the Hassy is a 4:3 sensor, so you'll be cropping there, too.
Hi,I don't think that real world has 3/2, 4/3, 5/4 or any other crop and I don't think it is natural to let print size decide your crop. Crop to subject.Best regardsErik


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Community Arts on Goondoon, it's an arts space place
HAVE YOU heard about Community Arts on Goondoon? Even if you are a local it's possible that you've not yet discovered one of the Gladstone region's treasures.
A community run space tucked away on "The Doon", as it's lovingly referred to by members, once you've found it you'll wonder how you missed it.
The basement space is nestled behind Katies, with access from Roseberry St or Central Lane.
A project offered by Creative Gladstone Region Inc. with funding provided for its establishment by the Rio Tinto Community Fund, it exists only through the hard work and dedication of loyal volunteers who give their time and energy to develop an arts hub in the Gladstone CBD.
Every month new exhibitions showcase the work of local artists and arts groups and give opportunities for emerging artists to learn from those more experienced in both practice and presentation of work.
For newer artists, the prospect of both showing and promoting their work can be daunting, but the art centre offers support to anyone interested in art to help them develop their skills.
Members have the chance to sell their work through the retail shop, and the centre features three gallery spaces as well as a printmaking studio and general purpose workspace for hire.
Workshops and art classes for adults and children are offered and the centre is always looking for art workers to offer something different.
"The Doon" opens Monday to Friday 10am-2pm and Saturday until midday. Phone 4972 1919.


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Metallica To Rock 'Insane' Version of 'One' During Grammy Performance With Lang Lang
It's been a while since we've seen Metallica on the Grammy stage, but the band intend on making an impression with their upcoming appearance. Guitarist Kirk Hammett tells Rolling Stone, "It's gonna be completely insane."
Buzz-generating collaborations have become commonplace at the Grammys and Metallica are partnered up with Chinese concert pianist Lang Lang for what's sure to be one of the night's highlights. Hammett revealed that the band will be performing their classic hit 'One' for the Grammy performance and that it will be something special.
He explained, "Lang Lang has interjected himself into the song in a way I don't think anyone else has ever done in the course of our career. He's going to be playing major parts of the songs. He's going to be playing through the melody." Hammett also revealed that they've already been working with Lang Lang on a demo of the song and that his contributions to 'One' definitely works. "He's going to be weaving in and out of my guitar solos, which is amazing for me," says Hammett. "I've never played with another instrument that's been able to do that so effortlessly."
The song choice is also a nod to the band's Grammy past as 'One' was the first-ever recipient of the Best Metal Performance award back in 1990. Be sure to tune in to see Metallica's performance with Lang Lang on 'One' on Sunday, Jan. 26. The 56th Annual Grammys will air at 8PM ET live from Los Angeles' Staples Center on CBS.


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Celebrity Moms' Instagram Pictures Week of April 14, 2013
Celeb Parents' Best Photos of the Week
Celeb Parents' Best Photos of the Week
Celeb kids were awfully busy this week! From birthday parties and museums to trips to the ballpark and visits with mom on set, Hollywood tots kept their schedules packed with fun activities. Lucky for us, their parents captured and shared the highlights with us via social media!
Click through now to see this week's cutest celeb tot candids, and don't forget to follow POPSUGAR Moms on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest, and Twitter!
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I love watching monkey life,when will the next series begin. it is one of the few programmes out of 100s that you can feel good about every carecter that's hanging around on screen.
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Monkey life 9
I am so looking forward to the next MW series. I have watched the existing programmes over and over again and travelled 700 miles to visit Monkey World this year. The programmes are a delight. I look forward to Series 9.
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What a great programme and what lovely people who work at the park. They do an amazing job, thank God for them.
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Excellent Series
Would give this 10/10 if it weren't for the adverts & only being 22min long! Allison deserves every penny she gets, as she's doing an excellent job....well done!
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Cool Project: VEX2-D2
Inspired by one of our favorite robots, Damien Kee built the VEX2-D2!
The VEX and VEX IQ Programming Skills Challenge for Robot Virtual Worlds 2017
We are excited to present the VEX Starstruck and VEX IQ Crossover Robot Virtual World Competitions, where you could qualify for the 2017 VEX Worlds Championship!!
Exciting News with ROBOTC for VEX Robotics 4.55!
The ROBOTC Development Team has a brand new update for you! But we have BIG NEWS to share first…
Download ROBOTC for MINDSTORMS 4.55 Today!
The latest release of ROBOTC for MINDSTORMS is now available and it includes a few bug fixes that we are excited to share with you!
Download ROBOTC for VEX Robotics 4.54 Today!
The official release of ROBOTC for VEX Robotics 4.54 is available now and it includes tons of new features, functionality, and bug fixes that we are excited to share with you!
ROBOTC for MINDSTORMS 4.54 Now Available
The official release of ROBOTC for MINDSTORMS 4.54 is now available and it includes tons of new features, functionality, and bug fixes that we are excited to share with you!
Summer STEM Activities and Resources
Summer is here, and it's a great time to take on some new and interesting STEM activities that are both educational and fun. Here's a quick summary of a few that we think are worth checking out!
Cool Project: VEX IQ Smart Radio and iOS
Simon Burfield put together a fantastic tutorial on how to get the your VEX IQ brain transferring data with your bluetooth enabled smartphone using the VEX Smart Radio and ROBOTC.
VEX Starstruck and VEX IQ Crossover Robot Virtual Worlds Now Available!
We are thrilled to announce the availability of our two brand new virtual environments, the VEX EDR Robotics Competition – Starstruck and VEX IQ Challenge – Crossover. As in years past, these worlds are made available at the same time as their real world counterparts are unveiled at VEX Worlds!
Register for a VEX ROBOTC Summer Training Course Today!
Carnegie Mellon's Robotics Academy has a great offering of certified technology training scheduled for VEX this summer, both online and on-site in Pittsburgh, PA!


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The New York Post's Joel Sherman reports New York Mets SS Juan Tejada could be the starting shortstop due to his strong defense. His offense is just OK, but it's improving.
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The New York Mets have reassigned IF Juan Tejada to their minor league camp, according to USAToday.com.
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Mental Health Counselor InPatientJob ID 149983 Date posted 09/05/2018
Assumes responsibility for providing skilled, creative, high quality care to patients under the direction and supervision of the Registered Nurse. Performs a variety of direct and indirect patient care duties and responsibilities in collaboration with other nursing staff. Is expected to work effectively and collaboratively with the multi-disciplinary treatment team to enhance the smooth delivery of quality nursing care.
1. Support the hospital in such a manner that there is a strong and positive commitment to quality patient care.
2. Serve as a preceptor for new employees and educates staff, as needed.
3. Utilize supervision in a positive and thoughtful manner to enhance professional improvement and development.
4. Attend clinical meetings that will have an impact on patient care.
5. Maintain solid understanding of hospital policies and protocols, and practices within those policies and protocols.
6. Participate in any ongoing quality improvement studies that will have positive patient care outcomes.
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9. Monitor the patient milieu for safety issues and assist with promoting a positive therapeutic environment.
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11. Assist in the admitting, discharging and transferring process ensuring that patient safety is addressed, monitor patient valuables during belongings search and enter proper data into computer.
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Gun sales, applications spike in Oregon
TUALATIN — Authorities say gun sales are up in Oregon following the Clackamas Town Center shooting and the Connecticut school massacre.
The number of background checks on potential gun owners from Dec. 14 through Jan. 3 more than doubled from the same period a year ago, to more than 32,000, KATU-TV reported, citing data from Oregon State Police.
Many are signing up for safety classes. Ryan Tuttle, owner of Threat Dynamics in Tualatin told the station that so many people called after the mass shootings that he doubled the number of safety classes at his business. His shop is almost sold out of weapons, he said, and all January classes are full.
"That's definitely unheard of," Tuttle said. "It's certainly the first time we've had that influx."
Kelly Holdiman used Facebook to get some of his friends together to take a gun safety class at Threat Dynamics on Saturday.
"A lot of people were saying we want to get a gun to help protect my family and my friends," said Holdiman. "Well, do it responsibly. This is a way to do it responsibly."
Applications for concealed handgun licenses have soared across the Portland metro area, including a jump of more than 300 percent in Washington County, The Oregonian reported.
Private firearm-safety classes needed to apply for concealed weapons licenses are also filling up fast, according to company owners, who say new enrollees are coming from all backgrounds and professions.
"We had a 70-year-old teacher who showed up here with $3,000 worth of ammunition and shotguns," said David Kent Frazier, co-owner of Beaver Creek Armory and Indoor Range in Hillsboro. "She wanted us to show her how to use them and use them safely."
Area law-enforcement officials say interest in access to and use of firearms spiked about two weeks ago after the lone-gunman attacks at Clackamas and Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Conn.
Some said they saw similar jumps in concealed handgun applications about the time of President Obama's first election in November 2008 and again after a theater shooting this summer in Aurora, Colo., that left 12 dead and 58 injured.
In Clackamas County, where the Dec. 12 mall shooting left two dead and one injured, the sheriff's office typically gets about 5,400 applications for concealed handgun licenses annually, Sgt. Adam Phillips said.
In December alone, 942 poured in — about 18 percent of the county's annual average. Of those, 614 applications arrived during the last two weeks of the month, far outpacing the 328 during the first two weeks.
Multnomah County saw a similar spike, Lt. Steve Alexander said. He described the 238 applications received for the third week of December as a single-week record.
"The folks I talked with said the last time they saw a spike like that was during the 2008 presidential election cycle," Alexander said. "There could be a lot of different factors going into all of this."
In Washington County, the sheriff's office usually receives about 12 new applications a week. After mid-December, that jumped to about 42 a week.
Frazier's Hillsboro business is now offering free classes to teachers.
"The surge of interest out there," Frazier said, "has been huge."
Information from: KATU-TV, http://www.katu.com/


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