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Monday, January 19, 2009
That Poe Bird
Monday, January 19, 2009
Today is the 200th anniversary of Edgar Allan Poe's birthday (thanks to Amy H. for calling my attention to it). If you don't know who that is, you probably didn't get this post, either, and should remedy the situation immediately.
And as always, thanks to Melissa of Wild Cakes, who makes "eating crow" tasty, if not exactly appetizing. ;)
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- Her. said...
Gee, that's certainly appetizing.
- January 19, 2009 at 9:28 AM
- James said...
I think you mean 200th?
That cake looks very appropriate and delicious. I'd like to see Fall of the House of Usher myself. :) - January 19, 2009 at 9:28 AM
- The Cheap-Arse Film Critic said...
That is unspeakably amazing.
- January 19, 2009 at 9:31 AM
Edgar AllAN Poe, actually. I'm teaching his stuff this week! :)
- January 19, 2009 at 9:32 AM
- joyce said...
What a fun way to "eat crow". Much better than eating my hat. Or having to eat my words.
- January 19, 2009 at 9:34 AM
- Hyena Overlord said...
I laughed out loud at this one. I like it, it would be a good hallowe'en cake.
wvotd mente: Is the Italian word for mind. - January 19, 2009 at 9:36 AM
Appropriate since the Baltimore Ravens lost last night...
- January 19, 2009 at 9:37 AM
- Boozy Tooth said...
Love it! Those feet-up Canary cakes get a little old after awhile. Give me the bloody goth take on a dead bird cake any day.
{Licking lips}
The weird antisocial one over at http://casahice.blogspot.com - January 19, 2009 at 9:39 AM
200th anniversary (b in 1809)
- January 19, 2009 at 9:42 AM
I love this!! I don't think I could actually eat the raven...but it's gruesomely awesome! Edgar Allen Poe is my favorite!!!
- January 19, 2009 at 9:45 AM
I don't care what anniversary it is, my reaction to that cake (?) would be 'never'. It casts a gloom over my day just looking at the pic.
Ha! word verification - sonres. In sonres tones the raven quoth.. - January 19, 2009 at 9:46 AM
- Jennifer said...
That is just plain nasty.
- January 19, 2009 at 9:47 AM
FYI it is the 200th anniversary!
-jeremy j. - January 19, 2009 at 9:47 AM
- jengersnap said...
Do crow cakes carry West Nile?
wv: perfere. I perfere Annabelle Lee - January 19, 2009 at 9:49 AM
I love, love, love this cake! It so makes me want to have a Poe party now. I can think of all kinds of possibilities. Maybe a pit of dip with a pendulum to dip with. And for sure this cake for desert.
- January 19, 2009 at 9:56 AM
I think that's one of the most horrific-looking cakes I've seen yet! :) Please tell me it wasn't red velvet inside!!
- January 19, 2009 at 9:58 AM
- Meg said...
It's the 200th.
- January 19, 2009 at 9:59 AM
Now that I could NOT dig a fork into.
Angie (from over at www.HalfAssedKitchen.com) - January 19, 2009 at 10:12 AM
- jackie31337 said...
I vote for a "well-executed, but entirely unappetizing" tag.
After seeing this post, I decided to go look up Poe on wikipedia. Reading about him again took me back to middle school, where I first read some of his works. I'm originally from Baltimore, so our English class even took a field trip to visit his former house there. If I had known what a goth was back then (late 80s), I'm sure I would have been one. Interesting to contemplate how I might have turned out. - January 19, 2009 at 10:15 AM
- The Caked Crusader said...
is it wrong to love this cake quite as much as I do???
- January 19, 2009 at 10:23 AM
- Tantra Flower said...
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."
(psst -- it was 200 years ago today...) - January 19, 2009 at 10:26 AM
- FreedomFirst said...
Eeuuww. There was a little kid who used to come into the shop where I worked before my kids came along, and he would bring ravens' feet from his Dad who kept shooting them at their vacation home. :< He always tried to sneak up and stick me with the yucky dead claws. Little rascal. They were gross.....
- January 19, 2009 at 10:27 AM
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Poe wrote on both! - January 19, 2009 at 10:27 AM
LMAO okay I have to admit, I would do this IN red velvet...for my mother.
It's awesome. - January 19, 2009 at 10:30 AM
- Georgine said...
Tabitha, you are hilarious! Seriously, what kind of frosting is that?
- January 19, 2009 at 10:30 AM
ok... was not expecting THAT this morning...
gotta go stop choking now - January 19, 2009 at 10:46 AM
- The Curries said...
As a devastated Baltimore Ravens fan, to come here and see this this morning was just the twist of the knife.
- January 19, 2009 at 10:53 AM
- Brianna said...
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! The blood, scares me... is ie Jello or what is it???? Well, whatever it is, it scares the crap outta me.
- January 19, 2009 at 11:02 AM
- Laurie T. said...
Entire poem can be found here.
The Raven
[First published in 1845]
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'
Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore -
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Nameless here for evermore. - January 19, 2009 at 11:03 AM
- Unknown said...
"Once upon a midnight dreary while I pondered weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
Suddenly, out of nowhere, this like, huge black bird comes flying, flying at my chamber door, and promptly killed himself when he flew right into the solid wood door.
Stupid bird, no more shall he say Nevermore."
~Amy B - January 19, 2009 at 11:05 AM
It. - January 19, 2009 at 11:07 AM
"Edgar Allan Poe (January 19, 1809 – October 7, 1849)" Trust me, its 200 years, check out http://edgarallanpoe200.com/
- January 19, 2009 at 11:08 AM
- Brianna T said...
Another example of bizarre concept done well.
- January 19, 2009 at 11:16 AM
I love this cake! And can we have the whole cast and crew of Who killed Cock Robin? (I know that's not by Poe, but still.)
This reminds me of aeons ago when I was in Jr High and we had an all school assembly--two guys in black suits who performed several of the Poe short stories. I especially remember The Tell-Tale Heart and The Cask of Amontillado. Really spooky, and they did it without costumes, props, or lights. Just good story telling technique.
WV: voundir. I voundir what they were thinking to make that cake. - January 19, 2009 at 11:21 AM
- Mokki said...
That really "takes the cake" as we would say in norwegian... I'm laughing so loud that my stomach hurts!
- January 19, 2009 at 11:23 AM
LOL... yes Tabitha, it was indeed red velvet inside!
This was a tiny little cake done because 2 people had words over hockey and one had to "eat crow". It was a little crudely done as it was very tiny and a long time ago!
The icing is fondant with a TON of black food colour, and the feet were royal icing.
Perhaps the funniest part is that my father is a game warden, and when I told him about the cake I had to do, he actually brought me a dead crow in a ziplock bag to use as a model! (no.. it did not come into the kitchen with me LOL)
Melissa - January 19, 2009 at 11:32 AM
- January 19, 2009 at 11:36 AM
That would be a great Halloween cake! Love it!
- January 19, 2009 at 11:45 AM
I feel horrible for loving this cake as much as I do.
- January 19, 2009 at 11:48 AM
This would have been perfect for the Steeler party yesterday!
- January 19, 2009 at 11:50 AM
- Laura said...
well that's certainly more entertaining than the cake Duff made for the birthday party yesterday...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27896711@N02/3210202986/ - January 19, 2009 at 12:10 PM
- Alli said...
200th birthday.
- January 19, 2009 at 12:14 PM
- Jeanna said...
OMG, that is priceless. I'm going to have to give another one of your posts a special link.
- January 19, 2009 at 12:26 PM
- Inspire Portrait & Design said...
I think today would have been his 200th b-day, not 300th b-day.
- January 19, 2009 at 12:29 PM
hahahahahaha...I loved seeing this on the day after the Pittsburgh Steelers slaughtered the Ravens on the football field. This would have been an awesome cake to have at a football party yesterday!
- January 19, 2009 at 12:29 PM
- Unknown said...
Wow, that is extremely disturbing!
- January 19, 2009 at 12:30 PM
- TheDaughterOfTyr said...
Seeing as Edgar Allan Poe is one of my favourite authours of all time I approve of this cake!
- January 19, 2009 at 12:38 PM
- Jessica R. said...
Ah, I always say... A good bird is a dead bird. That cake could let me taste that theory!
- January 19, 2009 at 12:42 PM
- Miranda said...
GUH. BLARGH. That's going much too far. Look, I'm a goth and I wouldn't eat it!!!
word: denticri
Eating cake wrecks makes your denti cri. - January 19, 2009 at 1:02 PM
- Miranda said...
Jackie, it's never too late to come to the dark side. *extends black-nailed hand* (FYI, I'm 40 years old and still goth.)
We have cake. Deep dark chocolate cake. You know you want it. - January 19, 2009 at 1:04 PM
- Amanda said...
omg i love tht cake
XD - January 19, 2009 at 1:11 PM
falnfenix said...
well that's certainly more entertaining than the cake Duff made for the birthday party yesterday...
Got to agree. Nice execution and just wacky enough to make a point with the guy who lost the bet. - January 19, 2009 at 1:27 PM
As a Steeler fan and Pittsburgh girl, totally a fitting cake!!!
Actually, the game was the first thing I thought of was the game last night! I didn't know it was Poe's birthday - January 19, 2009 at 2:44 PM
- Kathy McC said...
I, too, am a Baltimore Ravens fan and this was pretty fitting for the a$$ beating they got last night. Oh, well...the Steelers are a better team. :-(
- January 19, 2009 at 2:46 PM
- Alejandra said...
That is seriously amazing!
I'm a huge HUGE fan of Poe and never expected to see such a cool cake (go ahead, call me sick :-p)...
I was up until the wee hours of the night first waiting for midnight to come but then got over excited and decided to make a tiny Bust of Palas and a Raven out of polymer clay to go with my tiny Edgar... - January 19, 2009 at 3:28 PM
- WM said...
How big is the raven exactly, was this part of a bunch of single servings or just much bigger than it looks. Very funny.
- January 19, 2009 at 3:43 PM
- Typo Tat said...
Ewww, ick, a dead bird cake!
It might be appropriate and all, but hardly appetizing. - January 19, 2009 at 3:57 PM
- Stacy.Wills said...
So fitting that this was the cake the day after the Pittsburgh Steelers ran over the Baltimore Ravens to get into the Super Bowl! Are you sure you're not a secret football fan? ;-)
- January 19, 2009 at 5:40 PM
- WriterGirl17 said...
"Nevermore" was actually the raven's name in the poem...
- January 19, 2009 at 5:54 PM
- EthylBenzene said...
Oh man, thanks for that, just perfect after the Steelers whupped the Ravens :D I realize that's not the *original* intent, but I think it works :)
- January 19, 2009 at 5:54 PM
Eek! Fix the typo! It's "Allan."
- January 19, 2009 at 6:39 PM
- Terri said...
Oh my.....
- January 19, 2009 at 6:51 PM
- Alexis said...
Hee, that's awesome. And Poe references make me happy. :-D
- January 19, 2009 at 7:29 PM
- Lost in... wait where am I? said...
So cool.
Love its little feet sticking in the air... hehehe - January 19, 2009 at 9:01 PM
- Sara said...
I can appreciate the time and talent put into this cake...but EEEWWWW!
- January 19, 2009 at 9:47 PM
Jen, thanks again for making me laugh out loud!
- January 20, 2009 at 1:34 AM
love it, love Poe, love the Raven.
- January 20, 2009 at 3:58 AM
Seriously, Redd, don't feel horrible. THATISTHEAWESOMESTCAKEEVERILOVEITILOVEITILOVEIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WV: dosist Do sist me in telling everyone that that cake is NOT a wreck!!!!!!!! - January 20, 2009 at 7:32 AM
- Bedlam said...
that is so cute!!1
- January 20, 2009 at 8:13 AM
- E.A.D. said...
OMG i actually laughed out loud in the cafe at the comments. I think the guys who just walked by where I´m sitting must think I´m nuts.
wvotd: harpla - similar to hoopla, but it´s the result of your mother-in-law gossiping to her friends. - January 20, 2009 at 4:34 PM
- Cat said...
That is actually incredibly well done, very cool!
- January 21, 2009 at 9:09 AM
Now there is something I would eat and not think twice about...
- January 21, 2009 at 5:06 PM
- clueuin said...
Quote the commentors: "Nevermore"
To all those that think that this cake is in bad taste.....
...Come on think back you know you've seen worse.
This is Cakewreaks after all!
As it stands this cake is kinda appropiaiate when you think about it. 200th aniversay of one of the most siminale horror/Sci-fi/fiction novel of all time!
Come on! Open up your sense of humor box. ;)
Clueuin - January 22, 2009 at 4:31 PM
- Lightkeeper said...
Heavens! There it is the cake I needed to have on election day. Heck, after I swore I'd never vote for John McCain I got stuck doing so since I couldn't stomach the liberalism of Obama, but it was tough getting that bird down. I consoled myself with the idea that I was really voting for Palin's conservative leanings rather than McCain's lean to the left mentality. Here was the cake I needed in NOVEMBER!! Maybe I'll try to get ahold of one now! It would be much better than the winged version I was trying to swallow before!
- January 29, 2009 at 8:30 PM
Looks good to me! Gave me a good laugh.
- February 2, 2009 at 5:32 AM
- Mamani said...
Most of those cakes were beautifully executed- proof that even a skilled baker cannot render a tacky theme tasteful.
- March 6, 2009 at 6:03 AM
*Leans away from screen* W.T.F?
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- Cupcakes Lady said...
That is just plain nasty. lol xx
- October 13, 2010 at 8:55 AM
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