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Parish Meeting 2015
The 2015 Annual Parish Meeting when Cocking village residents meet their Parish Council, took place this year on April 14th at 7 p.m. in Cocking Village Hall.
It was attended by the Parish Councillors and 15 members of the public who received a presentation from Richard Pailthorpe concerning the Weald and Downland Museum's plans for exciting new mutli-million pound retail and catering facilities.
Reports were given by the Chair, Richard Marks and the Asset Manager, David Imlach whilst the Annual Financil Return for 2013-2014 was presented by the Clerk to the Parish Council, Greg Burt. The Village Hall Report was also discussed.
After questions Gwen Miles, standing down having acted as Clerk and then Councillor gave her farewell remarks and the meeting was closed.
The full minutes of the meeting are attached.
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Notre Dame represents the very essence of college football, with more national championships (11) and Heisman Trophy winners (seven) than any program in the country. And, fittingly, the College Football Hall of Fame (111 S. Saint Joseph St., South Bend, IN 46601) is housed south of the campus.
The stadium, with its characteristic leather-colored brick, opened in 1930 and was completed in roughly seven months. The stadium replaced Cartier Field (still used as one of the teams practice fields). Coach Knute Rockne was instrumental in getting the stadium built, and he wanted fans close to the action so the space between the field and stands is minimal. Notre Dame Stadium was modeled after Michigan Stadium. It was Michigan that introduced football to Notre Dame.
Some 21,000 seats were added to the facility at a cost of $50 million in 1997. Notre Dame Stadium now lists capacity at more than 80,000 -- students make up roughly 11,000 tickets. Every game since 1974 has been a sellout.
Notre Dame players enter the field down a flight of stairs as they touch the "Play Like a Champion Today" sign, one of the most famous entrances in all of college football.
The stadium is known for its view of "Touchdown Jesus," a nickname for the large mural installed on adjacent Hesburgh Library in 1964. The mosaic wall depicts Jesus with arms extended signifying the referees signal for a touchdown. The mural, entitled the "Word of Life," was a gift from Mr. and Mrs. Howard V. Phalin of Winnetka, Ill.
The greatest coaches in Notre Dames storied history are honored with statues at Notre Dame Stadium. The bronzes are in front of selected gates: North Tunnel, Knute Rockne (1918-1930); Gate B, Ara Parseghian (1964-74); Gate C, Frank Leahy (1941-53); Gate D, Lou Holtz (1986-1996).
Additionally, Gate A hosts a wall of gold helmets representing Notre Dames consensus All-Americans. Gate B honors Notre Dames seven Heisman Trophy recipients with statues and portraits. Gate E honors the schools 11 national championship teams. And on the upper level of the joint are banners for every one of Notre Dames All-Americans.
No school playing college football has a tradition like that of Notre Dame -- from the championships to the spirited leprechaun to the gold helmets to George Gipp.
Notre Dames "Victory March" is considered the most famous fight song in the country and has been used in several movies. Written by brothers Michael and John Shea, the song was copyrighted by the school in 1928. It has been voted the most famous chorus by several publications: "Cheer, cheer for old Notre Dame. Wake up the echoes cheering her name. Send a volley cheer on high. Shake down the thunder from the sky. What though the odds be great or small. Old Notre Dame will win over all, while her loyal sons are marching onward to victory."
The Four Horsemen became immortalized in Notre Dame lore thanks to a famous newspaper reference and the moxie of a Notre Dame publicist.
Quarterback Harry Stuhldreher, halfbacks Jim Crowley and Don Miller and fullback Elmer Layden were small by todays standards -- none was taller than 6 feet or weighed more than 162 pounds -- but they had been a force to be reckoned with starting in 1922. But it was not until after the Irishs victory over Army on Oct. 18, 1924, at the Polo Grounds in New York that the four would become forever famous. Sportswriter Grantland Rice penned the passage, Outlined against a blue, gray October sky the Four Horsemen rode again. In dramatic lore they are known as famine, pestilence, destruction and death. These are only aliases. Their real names are: Stuhldreher, Miller, Crowley and Layden.
Student publicist George Strickler posed the four on horses at South Bend the next day, wire services picked up the photo and the rest is history.
Notre Dames Fighting Irish nickname is one of the most famous in sports; but it was not always this way for the school. Notre Dame was known as the Catholic in the 1880s and 1890s and Ramblers during the Four Horsemen era. While many Notre Dame teams were unofficially known as the Irish or Fighting Irish, the nickname did not become official until 1927.
The bearded leprechaunlike mascot is famous on the sidelines at Notre Dame games for his shillelagh club and antics used to stir up the crowd. The leprechaun became the official mascot in 1965. For many years, the Irish used Irish terriers as mascots, usually under the name Clashmore Mike.
Gold helmets, spray painted with real gold dust before games, have been the standard for Notre Dame football since the beginning of the program in 1887 and emblematic of the schools famed Golden Dome. The only exceptions were a green shamrock on each side of the helmet from 1959-62 and white numerals on the gold helmets in 1963.
Rockne, famous for his forward-thinking strategy, also was a bit of a psychologist with the Notre Dame teams. His most famous tale is relating the story of Notre Dames first All-American, George Gipp, who is still considered one of the schools most versatile players.
Gipp, who had contracted pneumonia and died in 1920, on his death bed reportedly told Rockne, "Some time, Rock, when the team is up against it, when things are wrong and the breaks are beating the boys, ask them to go in there with all they've got and win just one for the Gipper."
Rockne used the story to rally his team to a victory over undefeated Army in 1928 at Yankee Stadium.
Green uniforms also have been used at Notre Dame, saved for special occasions. Rockne started using the green jerseys only to differentiate his teams from those opponents uniforms that closely resembled his teams' jerseys. The green unis took on an aura that psyched out some teams, so they were worn more often. Coach Dan Devine pulled off one of the most surprising uses of the green uniforms when he broke them out just before kickoff for the 1977 game against USC. The Irish won going away, 49-19, and claimed the national title that season.
Source: University of Notre Dame.
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EMMA – Espoo Museum of Modern Art is one of Finland's largest art museums, at the Exhibition Centre WeeGee.
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EMMA – Espoo Museum of Modern Art is an art museum maintained by the Espoo Art Museum Foundation. The foundation was set up by the city of Espoo in September 2002 when the city's visual art operations and personnel were transferred to the foundation.
EMMA is a centre providing experiences and knowledge. The premises in the WeeGee building offer a setting for high-quality international exhibitions. The 5,000 square-metre exhibition space is one of the largest in any museum in Finland.
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Wearing a Scarf Like a Frenchwoman
• 11 June 2010
My friend Ellie, who owns an adorable boutique in Beynac, showed me a new way of wearing my scarves last year. I tried to figure out how to share the method with you for the past several months, but didn't think straight images would do it justice. So last month when we there with our friends, I borrowed Paula's Flip camera and videoed how it's done...for the sole purpose of sharing it with you today. Enjoy!
12 comments:
- Erica said...
A friend showed me how to wear my scarves like this a few months ago and women stop me all the time to ask how I've arranged my scarf like that. I'm always finding myself standing in line at Target showing women how to tie their scarves, ha! Now I can just send them to your blog :-) Thanks for sharing!
- June 11, 2010 at 9:29 PM
- Erin said...
My friend Joanne taught me this last year - I LOVE wearing them like this!
- June 11, 2010 at 11:45 PM
- Grapefruit said...
Finally! The great mystery is revealed. I've always ended up walking the streets of Paris with my head down in shame, looking hopelessly American with a frustrated scarf thrown messily around my neck. (Okay, something tells me that wasn't the only giveaway as to my American-ness...)
- June 12, 2010 at 8:56 AM
- kalanicut said...
This is fantastic! Thanks! I am traveling and it is freezing cold and scarves are a must. Can't wait to try this today!
- June 12, 2010 at 10:19 AM
- Starr said...
This tutorial is excellent. I like it much more than the one posted on the "French Women Don't Get Fat" website.
BTW, it's really nice to hear your gentle & sweet voice. I'd wondered what you sound like.
- June 12, 2010 at 10:55 AM
- the emily said...
Oh THANK you! I've been asking for years how to wear a scarf. I just don't know how to tie it, so I never wear them. This is so fun!
- June 12, 2010 at 11:11 AM
- Sam said...
OK, now can you do a post on great summer/spring scarves...I'm completely lost when it comes to what to buy :)
- June 12, 2010 at 3:05 PM
- Andrea said...
Okay, I love this! I don't usually wear scarves because I'm never sure how to arrange them. I'm excited to give this technique a try. Thanks!
- June 12, 2010 at 7:52 PM
- sunny said...
oohh...yes please. a post on spring/summer scarves :)
I love this video. thank you for recording ellie showing the look. I cannot wait to try it myself!
- June 13, 2010 at 10:52 AM
- lynne said...
thank you! darling.
- June 13, 2010 at 1:41 PM
- Becky said...
cute, like this -- may have to try it. I'm with you, always good to have a scarf on-hand.
- June 18, 2010 at 8:44 PM
- Lady Grey said...
Oh I love it, such a nice twist!
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"Interested parties who want to sell fast at the Zestimate® should call me directly at 727 644 4661," Beardsley said. "Many of our competitors want you to fill out a form and send it in. Then they decide if they even want to talk to you," he said.
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"Sell My Free and Clear House Fast at Zillow's Zestimate®" is the end-of-the-year special, announced yesterday by Advanced Realty Team, Inc.
This special will be offered from now until Dec. 31, 2013 for all contracts for purchase and sale signed by all parties during that specific time.
"Obviously there is small print and red tape," said George Beardsley, President-Broker of Advanced, a Dunedin, FL-based real estate brokerage boutique.
There's Always Red Tape and Small Print
In order to qualify, the houses must be in the Tampa Bay area, which is defined as a 35-mile radius centered on Dunedin, FL.
"In exchange for the red tape, we have decided to offer some exceptions to the free-and-clear provision and are willing to extend the offer to some houses which do have mortgages on a case-by-case basis," Beardsley said.
Zillow.com is a website, owned by Zillow, Inc., an online real estate data base founded in 2005 by two former Microsoft executives. The website offers estimates, called Zestimates® of the price of a large percentage of all houses in the United States.
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"Some people swear by Zillow and some swear at Zillow," said Beardsley. "But, it is a widely recognized, objective third-party when it comes to setting real estate values."
"One more, and the final exception to the rules, is we will discuss paying more than the Zestimate®, if you think your home is worth more," Beardsley said.
In the vast majority of the offers, the price will be at the Zestimate® and the terms will include some degree of seller financing.
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"Interested parties who want to sell fast at the Zestimate® should call me directly at 727 644 4661," Beardsley said. "Many of our competitors want you to fill out a form and send it in. Then they decide if they even want to talk to you," he said.
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George and Maryan Beardsley, two former stock brokers, founded Advanced in 1996 after spending several years working for a national franchise real estate firm and gradually doing a larger portion of their business buying and selling homes for themselves and financing sales for other Realtors.
They entered the real estate business the hard way, owing a home in Boca Raton Florida within a mile of the site for a planned garbage burning incinerator.
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Eventually the buyer of their home refinanced and the Beardsleys received the full amount of cash for the sale, at top price and during a period when no one had been able to sell. "That really got our attention and we left stocks, commodities and bonds for real estate," George said. The firm offers a number of ways of buying houses fast and lately has been offering affordable homes programs, using homes bought as rentals and rent to own homes.
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A theory of ponytail angle of attack as an indicator of intelligence.
2008-06-22 11:51:56
2008-06-29 21:46:36
The Zero Point one is hilarious.
2008-07-18 12:29:02
Samus isnt stupid :(
2008-07-18 16:26:53
Sorry, but it's undeniable. This is all very scientific.
2008-07-21 18:27:54
Holy crap,the last girls I saw with the ponytail directly up like that, (retarded, do seem quite retarded. I might just have to agree with this.
2008-07-21 18:35:04
2008-08-01 04:36:29
I has never seen a person with the front one :(
2008-09-06 02:47:14
If there's a deeper joke to the first one, I don't understand.
All I get is it means "Probably zero intelligence."
Does the kinds you like suggest anything about yourself? Because the last 2, for me are :o
2008-09-08 19:50:22
2008-09-12 18:09:18
I know someone with the first one, lol.
It's true.
2008-09-23 19:51:31
Theoretical zero point.
Makes me laugh every time.
2008-10-05 20:20:35
2008-10-19 19:16:12
The funniest part about this is that I saw someone with a ponytail hanging over her face right after I saw this picture
Fabio the Brave
2008-11-04 01:46:39
So true
2008-12-23 22:17:36
Very accurate diagram. I must say.
The Russian
2009-06-03 23:16:46
You make a good point herem any pony tail sticking up looks retarded and the person having the ponytail is also retarded.
2009-06-16 11:05:19
Why does it have the similiar faces to the 2D Killer game?
2009-07-04 08:58:26
What about to the side?
2009-07-15 02:36:01
Because that's how you layout a face.
2009-08-06 16:12:27
Badspot, How come you never show your face?
2009-08-07 19:10:55
He does show his face... KAHNKAHNKAHNKAHN, its on the blockland forums, that's his face, duh!
2009-09-19 14:26:53
hahahha // this is almost a law
2009-11-03 20:19:32
I Dont Want To Offend You In Any Given Way, But Many Girls Have Hair Like This... How Could You Prove That These Hair Styles Really Prove Something, I mean would this prove anything if a smart person one day wore her hair like this?...
2009-11-05 01:29:10
Well, why don't you do a little experiment. Walk around until you find a girl with a pony tail coming straight out of the top of her head, then talk to her.
Block Buster
2009-12-03 17:02:17
I agree, although I have never seen someone with the forward ponytail I have seen people with pony tails and they are retarded indeed.
2010-01-31 11:24:10
i lol'd at the retarded one
2010-04-08 01:49:21
Test comment
2010-06-06 14:38:24
The "Theoretical Zero Point" and "Retarded" made me laugh :D And I too have noticed a correlation between ponytail height and average intelligence. Of course correlation does not imply causation, but preconceptions based on appearance can nevertheless be quite amusing.
2010-06-26 14:01:55
A girl in my school who wears her hair like the last picture gets straight A's.
2010-07-06 23:37:32
There is various photos of me with my hair at the zero point. It is not theoretical. I was hammered out of my mind.
In these photos I am also wearing a suit and I have a glass on my head, so there is no denying that I in fact hit the zero point.
However my hair usually defaults to above average. But yes, I can confirm this theory via controlled experimentation.
mister big-hands
2010-07-14 21:18:32
The Titanium
2010-07-14 21:19:09
What about ponytails that come out the side of their heads?
2010-08-18 13:51:21
Funny because I've seen pics on facebook of totally stupid chicks wearing theatrical zero point :D
2010-10-23 13:57:57
@The Titanium OHSHI PARADOX!
2010-11-15 13:56:52
I live across the street from a sorority house where the girls ALL wear the "Retarded" selection of hair, and I must say, in my various, but not too few, encounters with them, this diagram is pretty accurate. I have thrown the word "ineptitude" at them while talking, and one had to stop me and ask what that meant. Oh dear.
Shamoo the fail whale
2010-12-01 17:34:27
Jiiberkana, try talking to them about Women's Suffrage, some girls at my old college didn't like it because they though it was bad to have women suffer.
2010-12-05 16:49:08
Lmao. this is so true.
2010-12-10 00:27:25
2010-12-30 23:58:31
Would be better if they were in reverse order. You know, lead up to the punch line, not away from it.
2010-12-31 17:46:21
at least it's not their pubic hair in a pony tail
2011-01-01 04:50:52
This is SO accurate. When I see this I think on Kandi from Two and a Half Men. lol.
2011-01-03 00:57:42
what about the side pony tail?
Henk Poley
2011-01-03 04:29:33
I wonder what happens when it goes through the neck and ends up on the chin.
2011-01-03 06:03:41
I'm amazed of how accurate this is, i never seen type 1 , but all the rest comply with an accuracy of almost 100%.
2011-01-03 09:14:23
soooo goood ! :D thanks
2011-01-03 09:18:28
If you find a dumb girl wearing one of the smarter hair styles, that's called "artificial intelligence", she's just imitating a smarter friend.
2011-01-03 11:11:37
Yes, let's make generalizations about individuals' intelligence based upon their hairstyles. Apparently I become more intelligent as the day wears on. You should submit this to a scientific journal, as it would probably win you some shiny medal. Mutter.
2011-01-03 12:07:38
^^^ Retard
It's funny, but meh.
2011-01-03 12:10:19
The "Below average" hairstyle, is probably more so used by people like me who otherwise couldn't keep their thick curly hair from driving them crazy.. which I don't find stupid at all.
If you guys haven't guessed already (this is to those who are getting offended by a silly internet picture. Really? Grow up) How many women do you see with low-tapered ponytails? The nerdy ones with flat hair. It's a stereotype that many movies, cartoons, etc play on, and people give into.
The "Retarded" hairstyle works great when applying makeup, washing your face, keeping your hair out of newly pierced ears (Though I imagine a good headband would do the same.) But I can't say I've seen anyone older than five or so actually wear their hair like that in public, because.. well.. they'd look retarded.
I can attest
2011-01-03 15:54:29
That the wearer may not be retarded, but they sure look dumb as hell.
2011-01-03 23:04:47
Disagree with 2nd from right. Only girls I saw wear this hairstyle was in Australia and as I used to have long hair myself, realise it's the best way to keep cooler in the hot weather.
2011-01-03 23:17:00
2011-01-04 00:00:55
I'm 12 and what is this?
2011-01-04 00:44:18
I want to see another one comparing men and how much their pants hang down past their waist!
Phil E. Drifter
2011-01-04 01:33:02
Did she died?
2011-01-04 02:07:59
Sideways ponytail??
2011-01-04 07:00:35
Side ponytail = retarded, but thinks she's cool/unique.
2011-01-04 14:35:43
Damn... Now I'm gonna think about this every time I see a ponytail
2011-01-04 16:16:11
Theorethical Zero Point = The Higgs-Boson of Ponytails.
2011-01-04 16:31:19
@ColdCatcher, stop typing with capitals for every word you damn retard.
This theory is 100% correct and scientifically proven.
2011-01-04 21:07:24
2011-01-04 21:07:49
2011-01-04 21:34:30
this smart girl in my class has the above average ponytail
2011-01-04 21:35:04
and very accurate
2011-01-04 23:09:54
We need more images like this.
2011-01-05 01:41:11
what does this say about sumo wrestlers?
2011-01-05 07:22:12
what if it's on your butt? even more intelligent?
(that's where ponies have their tails!)
2011-01-05 13:32:50
Anyone who tries to argue against this diagram is not only a girl themselves (obviously, only a woman would take offense to this), but has no sense of humor whatsoever.
2011-01-05 14:36:11
Hahaha :D Although I don't think she looks unintelligent :) http://www.howtogeek.com/geekers/shirley+manson.jpg
2011-01-05 15:22:38
At this very moment, my hair is in a low ponytail. Woohoo!!!
2011-01-05 19:16:24
Theoretical zero point.
Above Average
2011-01-06 11:41:41
A side pony tail should be somewhere between below average and retarded.
2011-01-06 11:42:45
I'm with Derp.
People need to relax these days...
2011-01-06 14:38:43
Chrissy from Three's Company!
2011-01-06 18:09:11
this is t-shirt material for pissing off people! :D
romina erechires
2011-01-06 21:53:11
en que categoria entro yo???...odio usar cosas en el pelo...por ende lo uso suelto
2011-01-06 22:40:49
Basically, ponytails suck. LET YOUR HAIR OUT, WHOOOOO !
2011-01-07 01:53:52
glad to know I'm above average! I usually wear my hair down but if I feel it's in my face then I just pull it back low.
Doctress Julia
2011-01-07 02:49:23
I am 'above average'. :3
2011-01-07 02:51:40
That last one is my "omg this is so cool and my hair is in my way" ponytail. We nerdy girls have better things to do than attempt to make our hair defy gravity.
2011-01-07 05:49:44
shit heads
2011-01-07 14:44:21
ya use to know someone with the ponytail straight up above her head and we used to call her pineapple head cause it looks like the shape of a pineapple, and yes she was and is still not so bright.
2011-01-07 15:03:14
im retarded WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
2011-01-07 19:24:25
that is so true!
2011-01-07 21:11:09
I tend to wear the last one, but every now and then will wear a low side ponytail to work. Chew on that for awhile.
2011-01-08 06:12:22
i'm above average
2011-01-08 15:53:18
Dr. Sakuya, PhD
2011-01-08 15:53:39
Above average, fuck year.
2011-01-08 16:12:48
We need one of the rarely seen "side of the head" pony tail, a la Lady Sovereign.
2011-01-08 21:50:50
Go to East Carolina University. You'll see the retarded ponytail like its going out of style!
2011-01-09 00:05:26
Shrimper....I agree! LOL
2011-01-09 00:21:36
notice how most cheerleaders wear the 3rd on...
2011-01-09 04:28:48
been there
2011-01-09 09:09:19
if your girl is wearing her hair to the side - she's batshit insane - and if you don't know that yet - you probably wear a mullet....
2011-01-09 18:00:37
Taking this as a /joke/ and not a /judgment/ of every touchy individual ever born, I must say I lolled myself right out of my chair. It's perhaps the funniest thing I've stumbled on yet today. 'Ponytail angle of attack' alone was pretty funny.
I feel obliged to model a theoretical zero-point at some point this year. Just for the lulz.
2011-01-09 19:29:58
actually most people that could be called a genius are intelligent mainly in one way, so someone who is a genius @ science, might be terrible at fixing up his/her appearance
2011-01-09 21:21:15
Eh heh heh. Some people are gonna be really upset over this, but it's just a little jokey joke. :)
Althought I've actually met girls with each of these ponytails.
And I have to say this chart is pretty accurate at least where I used to go to school. XD
As for the front ponytail, it used to be seen in the eighties. And mostly weird bimbos wore it.
2011-01-10 00:13:26
If you look at the picture on the left. And you think she's dumb... the problem is that you are coming at her from the wrong direction. You're the dummy. ;)
2011-01-10 07:46:10
Think about Grey's anatomy and how Kristina Yang wears her hair...Definitely above average
2011-01-10 17:36:21
OMG, the first one just made my day!
2011-01-10 23:41:47
You are all retarded for laughing a this retarded stereotypical non-joke. The above opinions is a good demonstration of how we cause our own problems.
2011-01-11 00:03:41
Now Roxxxie, be honest with us. How do you wear your ponytail?
2011-01-11 10:38:06
Its.... kinda true! :)
2011-01-11 13:41:46
2011-01-11 18:00:35
To Sheezy: It's not! D: This is PSEUDOSCIENCE!!! I will warn the scientific world... >:[
RewLi Hrney
2011-01-11 19:29:12
I would say attractive-wise, below average is the hottest ponytail position
2011-01-12 03:39:51
Tails (IP: 18.104.22.168) 2008-08-01 04:36:29
I has never seen a person with the front one :(
well, theoretically there should be someone dumb enough to obscure their entire field of vision with a front pony-tail :)
Fucking Retards.
2011-01-12 16:35:09
I'm undeniably an idiot, yet wear my hair at the 'above average' intelligence level. This is primarily because my mommy still dresses me and does my hair. I always tell her to stop trying to make me something I'm not, but does she listen? Never.
meow :3
2011-01-12 21:08:30
spread the word to end the word !!!
2011-01-12 21:28:10
Okay, I'm a girl, and I thought this was hilarious. All you girls becoming seriously offended by this just need to CHILL. OUT.
2011-01-12 21:39:38
As a girl, I must say the "average" is way more comfortable than the "above average." The "above average" style results in Scratchy Neck Syndrome, and those with extremely long hair (like myself) don't necessarily enjoy having their sleek locks turned into rat's nests as individual hairs gradually get trapped by the collar of a shirt, and balloon outward in all different directions.
2011-01-12 22:08:21
All woman, way above average intelligence, currently wearing my hair just a little longer than a crew cut. When it was long I wore it in the Below Average angle, unless I wore a ball cap, then it needed to be at the Average angle. Unless a woman is unusually beautiful, the Above Average angle just comes off as a spinster type. There may be such a thing as being taken too seriously.
2011-01-13 02:32:25
I actually made this page a while ago to try to win the game.
Sadly it did not seem to detect the page. I guess I'd have to link it somewhere.
2011-01-13 02:43:30
I hate to break it to you but I think the r-word.org and rwordcounter.org sites are troll sites. Look at this banner: http://www.r-word.org/images/banners/banner-2.png - You could not possibly put that together in photoshop without laughing your ass off. I mean it's a tragedy and all, but the guy is literally making the derp face.
2011-01-13 08:54:27
i've known 3 people with the retarded ponytail...and this post is so right...3 for 3 -_-.
2011-01-13 12:08:12
wait i have my hair like the below average...D:
2011-01-13 19:21:23
I've had a ponytail for 20 years, and I love it...now it's all gray but soft and nice....I wear it low, which means I am of above average smarts. I think this post is accurate.hehe
2011-01-14 03:54:52
This just confirms my suspicions that I am of above average intelligence. Woohoo.
2011-01-14 10:22:15
Go Lemmings Go!
2011-01-14 14:42:38
Can we link to this post and use the image on swervecalgary.com?
2011-01-14 15:34:44
>Can we link to this post and use the image on swervecalgary.com?
2011-01-14 17:35:23
If a girl has a ponytail to the side, that means her intelligence is imaginary.
2011-01-14 17:41:01
Or negative imaginary if the ponytail is to the other side.
2011-01-15 15:40:58
ergo: the higher the amount of melanin, in ones skin, the higher the ponytail....duh.
2011-01-15 15:46:39
I like how the intelligence for women ponytails only goes up to above average but it goes all the way down to theoretical zero. Point; there are no genius women.
2011-01-15 20:20:07
no comments!!!
2011-01-15 23:22:23
above average looks like Guybrush Threepwood from Curse of Monkey Island
2011-01-15 23:52:52
And yet
Very well covered.
Let me make a participation:
When there's a "No Pony Tail" situation, an average heterosexual male or a lesbian female, most likely, starts to drool...
I'm guesing, for some pre-historical genetic reason, a female with her hair down, typically has a confusing effect on those people.
It is a perfectly functioning disguise for a woman, who wants hide anything; including her intelligence.
It is just like a man with a lot of money; they both have a wooing effect on unsatisfied, inadequately grown humans with a comparatively under-developed brain activity and lack of getting laid in their lives.
Just saying...
2011-01-16 15:36:57
id say change the intelligent one to has no friends
2011-01-17 01:31:19
WTF!!! This is the definition of dumb.
2011-01-17 01:31:23
WTF!!! This is the definition of dumb.
2011-01-17 09:04:20
Well now this is just confusing.. I wear my hair up in every one of those styles,(except its been many years since I've used the first two.)So how do you equate the fact that I seem to be either mostly above average or below average?
2011-01-17 16:26:19
Lightning: Seeing as how you can't have a pony tail actually inside your neck, the scale stops there, but there's nothing saying how far above average "above" can or cannot go. Women geniuses exist ^.^
earing and the makeup
2011-01-17 18:47:54
Its sad in this day and age, that a joke is made using the word 'retarded'. No one chose to be mentally challenged.
I think that it is completely insensitive, and only illustrates the author's ignorance
not true, and very pointless
2011-01-17 19:04:48
Wheres the side ponytail, not much thought put into this
2011-01-17 21:01:48
So if the vertical ponytail was labeled "Mentally Challenged" would that really make you feel better? Or would you just find some other hippy bullshit to whine about?
teenage girl
2011-01-17 23:38:35
hahaha! i loved this, VERY accurate! and guys, its a joke, get over yourselves! like youve never made fun of someone!
Mike Huntertz
2011-01-18 01:43:32
nice, this is really stupid, f'ing dtupid who cares tdisfdhkl ffjsis a piece fof shit
2011-01-18 13:12:39
I so want to agree for the most part with this, and especially the first few examples. Except? I tend to alternate between the last three ponytail styles (from below average to above average) simply depending on my mood and how lazy I feel on a given day.
The "above average" ponytail, requiring the least effort to keep neat, is for my laziest days. What does that say about it (or me), I wonder?
2011-01-18 17:58:21
how about men ponytailing pubic hair?
Bo Ner
2011-01-19 13:48:06
The front one is like so Emo!
2011-01-19 15:41:18
the second one can also be an ironic statement...
2011-01-20 06:36:51
makes me feel good about the way I wear my hair ;)
2011-01-20 08:25:14
same here :)
2011-01-20 12:27:23
My friends and I used to call the first one a Unicorn Ponytail. Of course, we were in elementary school at the time.
2011-01-21 18:17:00
I am between average above average. That's cool but I don't measure intelligence on they way a person wears their hair.
2011-01-22 04:25:58
i agree!!
2011-01-26 08:50:58
2011-01-26 09:12:29
Truth is, I've known people that used the zero point (but a little to the side), and yes, you are right, they were stupid as hell, and squint.
2011-01-27 14:47:52
this is hilarious yet so true
2011-01-29 02:45:32
eww I hate low ponytails, I think they are ugly
2011-01-29 04:25:22
heck, i don't wear a ponytail guess that makes me practically clueless
2011-01-31 17:29:05
"Badspot (IP: 22.214.171.124) 2009-11-05 01:29:10
Well, why don't you do a little experiment. Walk around until you find a girl with a pony tail coming straight out of the top of her head, then talk to her."
Donne Roma
2011-02-01 03:36:09
What if she has 2 side tails :) ?
Anas Dady
2011-02-02 04:00:43
The above average ponytail => a very simple & respectuous women ;)
2011-02-04 00:21:47
So there are all these questions about the side pony tial, what about the pigs tails which are essentially two pony tails?
2011-02-05 01:52:29
lawl misogyny so funny!
2011-02-05 21:15:02
This would be much more hilarious mirrored (that is, start with the smartest on the left).
2011-02-07 17:55:21
Cool, but people usually read from left to right, so the point is at the beginning :P
2011-02-08 01:04:19
*sigh* why is it that women always get the "if you look a certain way"=smart "If you look a different way"=stupid... the two really have no correlation.
Tired stereotypes but your simple sketches are nicely presented.
2011-02-08 01:28:32
What about the tired stereotype of hipster feminists not having any sense of humor?
2011-02-09 16:20:01
Omigosh I Luv Zat Pic! Theoretrical Zero Point... It would be hilarious if some one actually did that!
2011-02-12 08:16:33
Yep. It's all true.
2011-02-14 20:38:36
totally reminds me of this book.
2011-02-18 11:58:14
i agree with this....
2011-02-18 13:57:28
win! i has my hair above average XD
2011-02-18 14:51:49
I wear my ponytails at the below average height an I would just like to say that I have an 85 average and I am on the honors with distinction roll...
2011-02-19 20:35:47
Максимальный угол атаки
2011-02-20 17:44:51
Ok I don't agree with this. I am not "dumb" and I like to wear my hair like the second and third one- it gets the hair off my neck and its the most comfortable way. I think it looks cute too. :)
2011-02-21 15:40:38
I like this post! It's funny. But bad spot, do u really have to snap at everyone that makes a negative comment? Please don't take this the wrong way, I agree with you but it really doesn't call that. Anyways this might be one of the funniest posts out there! Lmao :D
2011-02-21 15:40:40
I like this post! It's funny. But bad spot, do u really have to snap at everyone that makes a negative comment? Please don't take this the wrong way, I agree with you but it really doesn't call that. Anyways this might be one of the funniest posts out there! Lmao :D
2011-02-23 04:28:36
"because they though it was bad to have women suffer." That's hilarious.
2011-02-25 15:18:02
Smarties are Sexy
2011-02-28 22:37:50
My hair is usually The last so i think this is true cause I had straight A's ever since I started school :)
2011-03-05 08:50:55
My girlfriend is above average. It appears all her blonde friends are at theoretical zero point. Fucking retarded bitches.
2011-03-10 07:51:45
This is so true... so very true.
The theoretical zero point make me rofl. lolol
2011-03-10 15:47:57
Hooray. My girl is the last one. :3
2011-03-13 00:11:07
So, the uglier your hairstyle, the smarter you are?
2011-03-13 05:58:47
Actually it seems very true. I have to agree.
2011-03-13 21:50:14
So true and funny.
2011-03-19 03:42:19
Wait, I put my ponytail in the first position sometimes...
2011-03-26 22:14:04
woot comment number gazzlion! beat that!
Against The R-word
2011-03-27 07:40:50
Why must you use "retarded" to describe something "stupid" or "idiotic?" I believe it's your vocabulary that's "retarded."
2011-03-27 08:50:18
Maybe you should look up the history of the word "idiot".
2011-04-01 11:46:00
The theoretical zero point is what made this.
2011-04-03 08:24:42
LMAO @ Roflcopter!!!!
2011-04-05 00:45:13
Ehm. I wear my pony on the top of my head - to the side actually. I am going to school for computer engineering and am on the dean's list. I'm also on the dance team. It is possible for girls to not wear their hair like a fashionably inept feminist and be intelligent.
2011-04-08 10:57:27
I think i'm gunna cry, my hair right now is in a high ponytail!
2011-04-08 10:59:06
Should mention i don't always wear my hair like that and i am a university student studying computing and only girl in my class!
2011-04-10 07:28:39
My wife wears the 2nd one. I hate it...I call it the palm tree. Now I have proof...she is retarded!
2011-04-10 20:58:06
""I Dont Want To Offend You In Any Given Way, But Many Girls Have Hair Like This... How Could You Prove That These Hair Styles Really Prove Something, I mean would this prove anything if a smart person one day wore her hair like this?...""
Well obviously, if you're saying this, that means you are either the first one or the second one. Dear, the point is that a "smart" person would not wear their hair like that. if you can comprehend that...
2011-04-13 20:26:59
I'm the above average one. lol
2011-04-19 09:00:13
I have the middle one. But the only reason I tie it up high is because my hair is long and gets pretty messy. I never understood people who can bear to tie their hair low eg the first from the right. Because I get hot and bothered with the hair behind my neck and it really depends as well the place you are from. Where I am from, it is a hot climate all year round. The first two is just dumb but the other 3, I don't see how intelligence and the angle correlates. Also, I have encountered peers with hair tied like the first from the right but are deemed messy and prove this theory (at least for the three) is pretty baseless and done just to target at ppl with he first two hairstyles.
2011-04-22 15:01:21
Wow... I always wear my hair like the last picture (above average). That's probably just because I'm usually to lazy to put it in a high ponytail. Haha. I'm in a lot of honors/AP classes but I don't think that really means anything. I do like how this diagram is set up though.
2011-04-24 20:21:17
I would just like to say I personally wear high ponies a lot because they look cuter on me. I'm not saying that it is directly on top of my head but it's between the third and fourth one. I have over a 4.0 and I am very intelligent. this has no scientific basis. thanks:)
2011-04-25 00:06:44
>I personally wear high ponies a lot because they look cuter on me
2011-04-27 08:32:21
oh wow this is getting funnier and funnier replies every day
at least i can say i was one of the first to see this
2011-05-02 18:35:07
yesh im above average lol
2011-05-11 14:50:59
Mellly when you talk about gpa cont it unweighted please a gpa scale after high school is to 4.0.
2011-05-14 14:04:30
the last one is totally inaccurate. this chick i know wears the low ponytail and shes stupid as fuck
2011-05-21 17:58:23
Actually, low ponytails are uncomfortable in my opinion. Thus, it would be stupid for me to wear one. I prefer a high pony because it looks nicer or a middle of the head pony if I just need to get my hair out of my face. On top does look pretty stupid, though. I'm conflicted on whether to give this thumbs up or down on stumble...
2011-05-21 18:01:35
Need I mention that I graduated high school with a 4.2 GPA (weighted, yes, but on a 4.0 scale still) and have been on the Dean's list during my first year at college?
2011-05-24 17:24:12
Actually, this is a correlation of a ponytail ATTACK angle and your intelligence! 1) The "Zero Point" is really dumb in this sense because to attack with your ponytail, you swirl your head suddenly and hit the person in the face. So in this case, pointless, as the pony tail is in your face,
2) "Retarded" is pretty much the same thing as the "Zero Point",
3) "Low Average" is not that good unless you're shorter than the intended target,
4) "Average" works if you are the same height as the offender,
5) And "Above Average" is best for if you are taller than the other person.
In my opinion, above average is best, because I have curly, clumpy hair. My opinion.
2011-06-12 19:06:33
So so true and so funny.
2011-08-13 00:09:05
I go to sleep "retarded", then wake up as a "zero point". Then I go on with my day with my hair down because ponytails are ugly.
2011-09-09 13:30:24
One of Female Shepard's possible hairstyles is the "Average" one.
Thank goodness that ponytail doesn't go higher.
2011-09-12 21:24:36
Hey. I am a teenage girl with an IQ of over 130 taking college classes in dual enrollment AND I'm an avid femanon! And I wear my hair in pretty much all of those styles depending on the situation (first one aside: that's just fucking stupid unless you are gonna tie it like that then fold it back and pin it on top of your head to wear under a wig).
mcfluffy pants
2011-09-28 19:58:37
haha! thats hilarious!!!! but i would just like to say that im a starit A student, and i wear my hair in the "below average" hair style! haha im telling ppl about this!
2012-01-01 20:30:21
Pretty much the truth. Of course there's exceptions. Except to the theoretical style. Zero point lol
2012-01-16 20:28:34
More like laziness than intelligence xD As a girl, I am honestly too lazy to brush my hair and use 2040329840380 bobby pins to put it perfectly up so i do a low ponytail. But, I am flattered :P
2012-03-05 14:58:21
below average. it's just the easiest way to go without having to brush my hair for an hour.
2012-03-24 15:41:35
Me & cousin go to volleyball with our in a hair ponytail.We're very intelligent we have 4.0 GPA.People say we look cute & this style actually looks cute on some girls.Don't judge people you don't know them.But I Wear Mine With A Headband At Least.
2012-03-24 15:43:57
We Go To Volleyball Or When We don't want our hair in our faces.We Wear One.The high one.
2012-07-13 12:50:25
This is quite accurate.
spidy spider
2012-08-27 07:43:07
Proof that this is correct: the ABOVE AVERAGE ponytail is the easiest to construct and is only used to keep hair out of your way there for it is used by people who are not overly concerned with their looks and care more about being able to complete a task without all their hair getting in the way. The AVERAGE ponytail is slightly harder to create due to the fact that you have to pay attention to how you pull back your hair a person using this hairstyle isnt practically dumb they merely spend more than 5 seconds on their hair these extra seconds indicate that they are not constantly obsessed with one thing all the time such as improving their intelligence. The BELOW AVERAGE ponytail while very similar to the average ponytail in concept (same theory of extra time spent on ponytail) is actually drastically different in practice the main purpose of the below average ponytail is to give it extra movement thus bringing extra attention to the ponytail this distraction is usually used to cover up other facts about the person such as their lack of intelligence (some allowance can be made during hot weather or the play of sports). The RETARDED ponytail is mostly signified by its inefficiency namely the fact that hair will get in your face if you even think about moving your head thus defeating the purpose of a ponytail furthermore the pain caused to your root hair can only be ignored by a person with a mental inability to realize pain. The THEORETIAL ZERO POINT ponytail completely defeats the purpose of a ponytail and beyond that youd have to be brain dead to be willing to go walking around with a pony tail that appears to be a failed unicorn horn so unless you a zombie please go to the nearest hospital so your basic care will be taken care of since you cant accomplish it yourself (any argument about the weather or heat are invalid at this point due to the fact that while your neck may be cooler your face will be melting into your neck). As to the question of SIDE PONYTAIL there is the one at the base of the neck very similar to the above average ponytail merely pulled to the front on one side this indicates AVERAGE intelligence do to the fact that it makes your neck and shoulders itch and may get in the way. Any SIDE PONYTAIL higher than that is between BELOW AVERAGE and RETARDED due to the fact that it is merely used to draw attention. A last note: EXTREME HEAT TURNS EVERYONE RETARDED
2012-08-28 19:02:51
Funny pic. As long as you don't take it too seriously, it's actually funny, imo.
"Ponytail angle of attack", lol. xD
a dude that isn't some dumb chick
2012-11-21 10:37:20
fake and gay
the dude above me is so dark and edgy xD
2013-04-07 11:37:34
Higher ponytails are cool for sports. Samurai have them also.
2013-07-02 19:32:00
LOL at all the angry girls getting mad at the truth of this
2013-08-30 17:23:01
Oh god, some Senior in my school has the Retarded ponytail.
2013-08-30 18:34:17
>Oh god, some Senior in my school has the Retarded ponytail.
2014-02-01 14:23:49
This is not true or "100% accurate"
I know clever girls who wear high/medium ponytails
2015-01-04 09:34:35
It's funny to me because I met someone who had the "above average" hair, and she was insanely smart. Also loved star trek. Idk.
i dont care
2015-09-13 22:04:35
dumb dumb dumb
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I am moving to Hamburg in June and am currently being advised about housing by a relocation company. The company is telling me a few things that I am unsure about:
First Protected content % of all apartments in Hamburg are rented through an agency and agency fees = 2 months rent.
Second - it is easier to find a furnished apartment in Hamburg than an unfurnished apartment.
I am hoping a few of you may have some insight on these issues. I haven't lived in Germany for 10 years...so I am definitely out of touch with the real estate market, but both of these things surprised me.
I'd be very grateful for your input.
Thanks and look forward to joining some Internations events in Hamburg.


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NEW DELHI: The direct-to-home (DTH) operator Tata Sky today made a payment of Rs 383 crore to the Information and Broadcasting Ministry (I&B) to cover its license fee and other dues.
A demand draft of the amount was submitted to the Ministry, even as a petition to this regard is pending in the Telecom Disputes Settlement and Appellate Tribunal (TDSAT) in this regard.
This amount covers license fee for the year 2013-14 according to the rate specified for license as well as past dues, for which the Ministry had raised a demand note recently.
TataSky MD and CEO Harit Nagpal said in a statement: ?We hope that this will end the long standing dispute on the subject and pave the way forward for a constructive rationalisation of taxes with the support of our parent Ministry.?
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He said that the government had been asked by TDSAT to respond to the petitions by the operators by the next date of hearing.
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CDRH has undertaken an initiative to proactively facilitate medical device innovation to address unmet public health needs. As part of this initiative, CDRH with NIH have focused on the development of the artificial pancreas (or Autonomous System) for the treatment of diabetes mellitus. An artificial pancreas is a medical device that links a glucose monitor to an insulin infusion pump where the pump automatically takes action (using a control algorithm) based upon the glucose monitor reading. As control algorithms can vary significantly, there are a variety of artificial pancreas systems currently under development. These systems can range from low glucose suspend, to control-to-range, to control-to-target, to bihormonal control where each device has different purposes or intended uses for controlling blood sugars. In addition, most research in this area uses existing medical device technology, which might limit the performance and evaluation of these systems. Given these device limitations, preliminary research has focused on evaluating these systems in Start Printed Page 62845a hospital-based environment, where the risks to the patient are minimized. CDRH and NIH seek feedback on ways to overcome obstacles in the development of an artificial pancreas and what might be considered reasonable clinical expectations for systems considering the available existing technology.
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Next up, pork belly fried rice. I chopped the leftover sliced pork belly and also used the chili oil from that dish to start the sautee. Then I added a carton of brown rice and cooked it until the rice began to adhere to the bottom of the pan. In Spanish cooking, the burnt brown ends are considered the prize of the paella.
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Because I damn and indict people for a living, the lede of Peter Beinart's recent New York Review of Books essay, "The Failure of the American Jewish Establishment," grabs me by the throat. Beinart declares in his first paragraph that the findings of Republican pollster Frank Luntz present "the most damning indictment of the organized American Jewish community that I have ever seen."
Luntz's work, writes Beinart, shows that young American Jews have grown estranged from Israel and the Zionist dream because of the bullying and illiberal ways of both the Israeli government and the American Jewish establishment. From this small beginning, Beinart composes yet another—if not wildly original—iteration of the Zionist-hawks-vs.–Zionist-doves debate that has been churning in American journals of opinion for 40 years or longer.
What interests me about Beinart's piece is not his contribution to that argument but his damning and inciting starting point. How did he and Luntz come to the conclusion that young American Jews are giving up on Zionism? He explains that Luntz was hired in 2003 by "several prominent Jewish philanthropists" (who go unnamed in this piece) to "explain why American Jewish college students were not more vigorously rebutting campus criticism of Israel." In other words, the philanthropists had decided that American Jewish college students insufficiently refuted Israel's critics on campus, and now it was up to Luntz to find out why that was so.
The word maven Luntz is a sharp character, but he's more interested in "message development" than in searching for truth. On his Web site, he takes credit for having transformed the public lexicon. Thanks to Luntz, many of us now say "death tax" instead of "estate tax," "opportunity scholarships" instead of "school vouchers," and "exploring for energy" instead of "drilling for oil." Near the end of his New York Review piece, Beinart describes Luntz's latest efforts in helping "to foster Zionism among America's young" through word power. Luntz urges American Jewish groups to use the word "Arabs" not "Palestinians" because the latter "evokes images of refugee camps, victims and oppression" while "the former says wealth, oil and Islam."
To satisfy his 2003 clients, Luntz convened six focus groups of young Jews to probe their attitudes about Israel. What methodology Luntz used to pry from his subjects their "indifference" toward Israel, Beinart doesn't say. Nor does Beinart say how Luntz's 2003 focus group results can really inform us about the current American Jewish college-student mind-set. By now, every member of those focus groups has graduated and gone off to graduate school or a career.
Convincing me that American Jewish college students have become slackers on the topic of Israel should require Beinart 1) to reach back to the past and identify a base-line period during which pro-Israel verbal ferocity was the norm on campus and then 2) to compare those strengths to the weaknesses of current student op-eds, student blogs, and debate-society transcripts. But Beinart doesn't do that. Instead, he points to the Brandeis student senate's 2008 rejection of a happy-60th-birthday resolution for Israel, which he finds remarkably telling because Brandeis is "the only nonsectarian Jewish-sponsored university in America." But is that incident really the measure of the pulse of young Jews that Beinart makes it out to be? According to the Boston Globe story about the affair, only about half of the current Brandeis student body "identifies itself as Jewish."
For a more rigorous critique of Beinart's views on young American Jews, see a recent piece in Tablet in which academics Theodore Sasson and Leonard Saxe accuse him of misreading the data. They write:
Moreover, as we pointed out in our published response to the original Cohen-Kelman report, younger Jews have reported lower levels of attachment to Israel in most surveys going back as far as there are data to analyze. Younger Jews were less attached to Israel in the National Jewish Population Surveys of 2000 and 1990. They were less attached in the AJC surveys going back to the mid-1980s. If, in fact, young Jews are always less attached than older Jews, then the differences in age groups are likely related to lifecycle rather than generation. As Jews age, they become more attached to Israel. In other words, the younger Jews who reported a middling level of attachment to Israel in the mid-1980s grew up to become today's over 60 group, which reports a high level of attachment.
Please don't bother Beinart with these numbers. Like the philanthropists who hired Luntz, he has already reached his conclusions and doesn't need any evidence. If this were a court of law and not a column of press criticism, I would rule his opening paragraphs inadmissible and throw his case out.
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Cracker Barrel Chicken Salad an old-time chicken salad made with chunks of chicken breast served on a bed of lettuce surrounded with cheese, tomato and egg.
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- 2 (3-oz.) cans chunk chicken; shredded fine
- 2 tablespoons dill pickle relish
- 2 tablespoons finely diced onion
- 1/4 cup finely minced celery
- 2/3 cup mayonnaise
- 1/3 cup sour cream
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- 1 tomato, quartered hard-boiled egg halves extra dressing
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FRANKFORT — Alltech, a Nicholasville-based animal nutrition company, is bringing a new bourbon distillery and aquaculture and poultry farms to Pikeville as part of an initiative to develop business in Eastern Kentucky.
Gov. Steve Beshear and U.S. Rep. Hal Rogers announced plans Monday. Beshear said the Kentucky Transportation Cabinet would provide up to $5.73 million for an access road wide enough to accommodate tractor-trailers to a new industrial park that would be the site of the aquaculture and poultry farms. The state also will provide $8 million for a bridge connecting the access road with U.S. 23.
The distillery will be in downtown Pikeville.
The aquaculture and poultry farms will be on 380 acres known as Marion Branch, formerly the site of a surface coal mine.
The aquaculture facility will produce 1.2 million pounds of fish a year. The poultry farm will house only hens that lay eggs.
Deirdre Lyons, co-founder of Alltech, said construction would start on the Dueling Barrels distillery when engineering and demolition were completed on the site Alltech now owns. Construction on the poultry and aquaculture farms will start when the access road and bridge are completed, she said.
Lyons said Eastern Kentucky's struggle to keep jobs has always reminded her of Ireland, where she was born and raised.
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Lyons said the distillery would cost $10 million to $12 million, the poultry facility $3million to $5 million and the aquaculture facility $8 million to $10 million.
Beshear said the developments would help Eastern Kentucky residents by providing construction and local jobs. The project is part of the Shaping Our Appalachian Region, or SOAR, initiative, which focuses on reviving Eastern Kentucky's economy.
"Some skeptics keep suggesting that economic development is impossible in Eastern Kentucky," Beshear said. "Well they're wrong, and we're here today to prove them wrong once again."
Lyons said it was hard to say exactly how many jobs the three facilities would create. Initially, the aquaculture farm should provide 45 jobs, and the distillery and poultry farm will have a total of almost 30.
She projected the number of jobs would grow after the project was finished, especially if the distillery becomes a part of Kentucky's Bourbon Trail. She said Alltech already had brought approximately 600 jobs to Kentucky.
Frank Justice, mayor of Pikeville, said the project would give hope to "the great men and women who have been the casualties of the war on coal."
Justice described the flat Marion Branch area as "gold" for developing businesses in the hills of Eastern Kentucky. He said the project had been 10 years in the making.
"As a coal operator, I personally know the hardship created by the downward spiral in the coal industry," he said. "I've seen the pain on the faces of many friends who have lost their careers, along with the ability to support their families."


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Chicago Public Schools (CPS) CEO Jean-Claude Brizard and US Representative Mike Quigley today announced that students at over 100 schools throughout the city will benefit from a donation of approximately $4 million worth of computers and printers by the General Services Administration (GSA). The donation was made possible by U.S. Representative Mike Quigley and facilitated through Computers for Learning, a federal program administered by the GSA that promotes the reuse of technology by transferring used and working government computers and printers to schools where children can gain the skills to succeed in the future.
"I want to thank Congressman Quigley and GSA for their work in Washington to bring these computers and printers to Chicago Public Schools. It is truly an example of the great things that can happen when different levels of government work collaboratively. In a time of budget crunches and economic recovery, these computers will be a great boost to helping our children learn. We have Congressman Quigley to thank for it,"said Mayor Rahm Emanuel.
"We are grateful to Congressman Quigley and the GSA in Chicago for this donation," said CPS Chief Executive Officer Jean-Claude Brizard. "Technology is an essential educational tool for boosting student achievement. As the district continues to utilize resources to invest in the classroom, we appreciate and welcome this donation during tough fiscal times."
Recipient schools will use the computers and printers to supplement operations or programs already in place or create new learning opportunities. At Friedrich Ludwig Jahn Elementary School, 3149 N. Wolcott, site of the announcement, school officials will use the donation to benefit their students by setting up a writing lab with 10 computers and a language labs with 10 computers.
"Harnessing existing resources is a key to reinventing government, especially when times are tough," said Rep. Quigley. "I am so proud to have helped put these computers and printers directly into classrooms across the entire City of Chicago, where students can gain the technology skills they need to succeed."
Other examples of how receiving schools plan to use the donated equipment:
"GSA is proud to promote President Obama's call for an open government by linking such federal agency resources to the students of Chicago Public Schools," said GSA Great Lakes Regional Administrator Ann P. Kalayil.
The donation of over 2,000 computers and printers included 500 DCell Optiplex 360 computers with either 17- or 19-inch screens and more than 1,600 HP Laserjet 9050D printers for a total $4 million. The inventory was originally used by the U.S. Census Bureau for the 2010. Since the Bureau needs the majority of their resources every ten years to conduct the decennial census, and these computers will be outdated by 2020, they ended up with a large surplus.
CPS sent an announcement to principals and assessed the requests based on the need and number of computers and printers already at the schools. One hundred eighty-five schools responded with requests for computers, printers or both. Of those, 57 schools will receive computers, 164 will receive printers and 50 will receive both.
Chicago Public Schools serves 405,000 students in 675 schools. It is the nation's third-largest school district.


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(SB 166 available. Document #94-141209-020L.)
The measure, SB 166, was introduced by Democrat Darren Soto, the minority caucus rules chair.
The bill defines "hydraulic fracturing" as the process of pumping a fluid into or under the surface of the ground in order to create fractures in rock for the purpose of producing or recovering oil or gas....
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