text:
"To everything, there is a season," Pete Seeger's song, "Turn, Turn, Turn," taken from the Book of Ecclesiastes, tells us. "A time to be born, a time to die."
Seeger died Monday at 94. In the spirit of that song, he spent his time on earth planting, healing, laughing, building, dancing, loving, embracing, and advocating peace.
Seeger brought the world closer together with his music. Every day, every minute, someone in the world is singing a Pete Seeger song. For over six decades, he introduced Americans to songs from other cultures, like "Wimoweh" ("The Lion Sleeps Tonight") from South Africa, "Tzena, Tzena" from Israel (which reached number two on the pop charts) and "Guantanamera" from Cuba, inspiring what is now called "world music." The songs he has written, including the antiwar tunes, "Where Have All the Flowers Gone?" "If I Had a Hammer" and "Turn, Turn, Turn," and those he has popularized, including "This Land Is Your Land" and "We Shall Overcome," have been recorded by hundreds of artists in many languages and have become global anthems for people fighting for freedom. His songs are sung by people in cities and villages around the world, promoting the basic idea that the hopes that unite us are greater than the fears that divide us.
Seeger was a much-acclaimed and innovative guitarist and banjoist, a globe-trotting song collector, and the author of many songbooks and musical how-to manuals. In addition to being a World War II veteran, he was on the front lines of every key progressive crusade during his lifetime—labor unions and migrant workers in the 1930s and 1940s, the banning of nuclear weapons and opposition to the Cold War in the 1950s, civil rights and the anti–Vietnam War movement in the 1960s, environmental responsibility and opposition to South African apartheid in the 1970s, and, always, human rights throughout the world.
For the past decade, Pete has kept coming out of semi-retirement to do one more concert, give one more interview, write one more book, record one more album. His remarkable spirit, energy and optimism kept him going through triumphs and tragedies, but he outlived all his enemies and remained one of the greatest American heroes of this or any other era.
Several biographies of Seeger have been published in the past decade, including David King Dunaway's How Can I Keep from Singing? The Ballad of Pete Seeger, Alec Wilkinson's The Protest Singer: An Intimate Portrait of Pete Seeger, and Alan Winkler's To Everything There Is a Season: Pete Seeger and the Power of Song. Six years ago Jim Brown produced a wonderful documentary film, Pete Seeger: The Power of Song.


text:
Featuring the budding love – high school sweethearts amigurumi pattern.
Anna and Alex were high school sweethearts. Life happened, and they went separate ways. Today, more than a decade later, their paths cross again and pick up where they left off. Some people call that fate or destiny; we call it second chance.

subset: commoncrawl


text:
Three Japanese maples, Acer palmatum.
Walter Pall's main blog about bonsai and his work with trees from day to day. Lots of good pictures of good trees and lots of valuable information about bonsai.
Thursday, March 24, 2011
more maples in spring
Posted by Walter Pall at 5:59 PM
4 comments:
- xtolord said...
Thanks for sharing.
I like the trunk system in the first one.
I've got a brunfelsia that's got more or less the same trunk structure.
Its still in pot - training the roots.
Any tips on how to promote this form?
- March 25, 2011 at 6:56 AM
- Walter Pall said...
well, just refine it with feeling.
- March 26, 2011 at 5:15 AM
- Carolyn said...
Love the maple! How big is it? My initial impression was that it is a shohin tree, but considering leaf size, it has to be much larger...
- March 26, 2011 at 3:06 PM
- Carolyn said...
Thanks for the new pictures - that answers that question :-)
- March 26, 2011 at 11:08 PM
Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)


text:
Engravable Brushed Brass Finish Business Card Case
Dimensions & Weight:
3 11/16 inches (9.4 cm) wide, 2 1/4 inches (5.7 cm) tall, 1/4 inch (6.4 mm) thick
0.6 ounces (17.5 grams)
Product Features:
Sleek brushed brass finish
Hinged cover securely latches shut
Holds 11 standard business cards
Personalized card case engraving available on the front and/or the back
Full Description:
The brushed brass card case has a brushed brass finish and is extremely sleek and lightweight. The brushed brass card case measures 3 11/16 inches (9.3 cm) wide by 2 1/4 inches (5.7 cm) tall, is only 1/4 inch (6.4 mm) thick, and weighs just 0.6 ounces (17.5 grams). The card case has a hinged cover that opens and securely latches shut to hold eleven standard business cards. The cover of the card case can be custom engraved with a name and/or a company logo. Due to the large width of the engravable area, we suggest engraving full names rather than monograms or initials. The inside of the business card case cannot be custom engraved. The back of the business card cases can also be engraved with a personal message.


text:
"It will be this year that we pull the plug," Reed said this week.
Despite numerous attempts, Reed said, the nonprofit foundation seeking to raise money for the project was never able to put together financing for the 120,000-square-foot facility.
"Let me put it like this: If by some stroke of luck, and that's what it would take, a funding source became available to do the National Sports Hall of Fame, we would proceed. At the moment, I don't see that happening," Reed said. "And, no, we are not going after (federal) stimulus money for it."
Reed said that John Levenda, director of the nonprofit National Sports Hall of Fame Foundation, hasn't drawn his $94,000 annual salary since December due to lack of funds. Reed said the next step would be to file the necessary paperwork to close the foundation as a charity.
Most recently, the foundation was hawking bobblehead likenesses of Reed, complete with cigarette in hand, for $75 each in an attempt to raise about $35,000.
"We're not closing out the existence of the entity yet because we have stuff we've got to file under state law and so forth," Reed said. "Then we'll proceed to dissolve the foundation as the next step. I don't see it going past this year."
If officially abandoned, the sports hall of fame would join two other museums planned by Reed in the early 2000s only to be later scrapped due to funding issues or lack of public support.
For more on this story, see Friday's Patriot-News.


text:
TOC & Recently Viewed
Recently Viewed Topics
Filter Results
In the Assets, Vulnerabilities, Applications, or Operating Systems section, in the upper right corner, click the Filter <section name> to the left of the Search box.
Type the criteria by which you want to filter results directly into the box.
Click the button in the box.
The Filter Results window appears.
Configure the filter options as necessary.
Note: On-the-fly filter results cannot be exported. If you want to export filter results, you must configure the filter(s) in the Filter Results window. Additionally, on-the-fly filter results are not stored when a user navigates to another page in Industrial Security.
- Click the Apply Filters button.


text:
If there is a genuine issue of conscience here for supporters of equality it's surely that they do whatever will secure real change sooner rather than later. That must be to leave Loughton and his wreckers to their own devices.
A day can be a long time in politics. Yesterday I wrote that it was time to stop talking, back gay marriage and move on. I also expressed my hope that the right to civil partnerships would be extended.
It's that issue which has dominated headlines today because the key backer of an amendment supporting extension is Conservative MP Tim Loughton, who is opposed to gay marriage.
In fact the Loughton amendment was backed by MPs who have previously voted both for and against the Bill. Yet there can be no doubt about Loughton's motives. Not for him a matter of principle but an opportunity to wreck a Bill he detests.
However, the emergence of an alternative Labour amendment on early consultation about civil partnership appears to be a game changer. Fair play to Stonewall and others who have campaigned so hard; they have found themselves between a rock and hard place at the 11th hour.
Not surprising then that they have been so clear about their opposition to the Loughton amendment. The prize at stake is precious and no one who wants progress should be doing anything to derail it.
A question of conscience?
The notion that voting on anything to do with sexuality is a matter of conscience is questionable. But like the provisions in the Bill around protection for religious institutions, it's one of those things we have to accept if we want to move forward.
If there is a genuine issue of conscience here for supporters of equality it's surely that they do whatever will secure real change sooner rather than later. That must be to leave Loughton and his wreckers to their own devices.
But it's worth remembering that there is an issue of principle about heterosexuals and civil partnerships. If we're concerned about equal rights as well as gay rights, enabling straight couples to have civil partnerships does matter. And as Andrew Harrop reminded us on the Daily Politics today, there are gay couples who want the option of civil partnership rather than marriage.
There have been calls over the last 24 hours to let civil partnerships wither on the vine, even to repeal the legislation. That doesn't seem very respectful of the thousands of people who have become civil partners over the last few years. Yes some will have done it because that was the best option available, but for others it will have been their preferred option as it might be for some heterosexual couples.
Shouldn't we acknowledge that rather than just seek to strengthen marriage?
It's been suggested that there isn't a clamour for heterosexual civil partnerships. According to a You Gov poll in the last few days, support for extending civil partnership rights is 64 per cent to 18 per cent in favour, while 74 per cent would prefer to be married against 5 per cent who would prefer to be in a civil partnership.
It might equally be suggested, however, that there won't be a clamour from all lesbian and gay civil partners to convert to the 'gold standard' of marriage. We don't yet know.
Whatever the genuine fears of the Bill's supporters about the possibility of it being wrecked, there are clear signs of some reverse wrecking from 'government sources'; the huge variation in pension costs bandied about is a clear enough indicator of that.
There's also a sense that some of the scaremongering about the Bill being wrecked is because Conservative support is rooted in strengthening marriage rather than creating a more plural society in which people have different choices. The Church of England's suggestion today that the option of heterosexual civil partnerships would create further confusion barks up the same tree.
The truth is that heterosexual people already have options about the sort of marriage they want and that they get married for very different reasons. Gay people are no different.
The purpose of my post yesterday was to signal that we've spent enough time talking and change is overdue. That should be the key principle which informs the voting of supporters of equality today. But they should also ensure that consultation on extending civil partnerships is meaningful and efficacious.
A stronger society isn't just about marriage, it's about plurality.Like this article? Sign up to Left Foot Forward's weekday email for the latest progressive news and comment - and support campaigning journalism by making a donation today.


text:
Planning Commissioners will consider a request tonight from the Westminster Christian Assembly church to operate a day-care center out of a single-family residence at 9552 Belty Circle, adjacent to the church. The center could accommodate as many as 30 children, from infants to 3-year-olds. Hours would be from 6 a.m. to 6 p.m. weekdays.
Commissioners will also discuss the demolition of a vacant theater to build a Circuit City store at 530 Westminster Mall Road. The plan calls for a one-story, 34,000-square-foot building with additional signs. Commissioners would have to grant a variance for the added signage.
City officials will also review Honda World's permit for an advertising balloon at 13600 Beach Blvd.
The commission will meet at 6:30 p.m. in council chambers at the Civic Center, 8200 Westminster Blvd.


text:
Reply by Peter Schweitzer on 4 Feb 2002:
First some questions: Why do you ask? Do you want or need to pass data to someone else? If so, what do they need to know? How valuable are the data--how long did they take to create, and how long will it take the next person to re-create the data when you leave your current job? I'm not being facetious here--some data don't need to be documented because it's too easy to build them from scratch. Graticules fit in this category. You also don't need to make metadata for data that you got from a well- known source and you didn't alter. So don't make metadata for USGS DLG data unless USGS is paying you to do that.
The problem with telling the GIS to make the metadata for you is that the GIS doesn't know much about the data, and what it does know is mostly unimportant. It knows the number of points, lines, and polys you have. It might know the coordinate system, if you've told it. It knows the labels of the attributes and the type of variable in which it stores their values. But it doesn't know what those labels mean, it doesn't know the units of any numerical attribute values, and it doesn't know what any categories or abbreviations mean, even if they're "standard practice" in your field. It might know the directory in which you've stored the data, and it might know the name of the file. But it doesn't know what any of that means. You get the picture, I hope.
A few years ago I wrote an article and a set of web pages called Metadata in Plain Language. My purpose was to get away from the purely technical jargon of the Standard and cut to the chase about what we really need to document and how. This resource might give you some perspective, at least to help you decide what metadata elements are most important for your users. It's at
One way to start would be to take the first page of those questions and simply type answers to them. Follow the links to get more specific information. After you've answered the questions well, you'll have most of what you need to create good documentation. I suspect the encoding process is not going to be as hard as gathering the info and articulating it well.
Don't use document.aml. It does so many things wrong that you'll end up spending more time fixing than writing. ArcCatalog will give you a start, and will gather the "properties" that the GIS knows. On Unix the best editor for metadata is probably Tkme, but you might need to arrange with your system administrator to have it set up properly. Xtme works but has fewer helpful features. Even vi will do, but you'll find it easier if the editor knows how to spell the field names and knows which fields go where.
FGDCMETA.aml is a helpful aid for Unix ArcInfo users. This script culls some information from the coverage and puts it into a metadata record, launching an editor for you to add the rest. But it's only designed to facilitate, and like ArcCatalog, it only knows what you've told the GIS about your data.
I know it can be a bit bewildering at first. I believe the best solution is to first focus on understanding what your users will need to know, recognizing that they may not have the same background and experience that you do. Armed with this perspective, you can begin to explore the tools and techniques that many others have been using.
Good luck. Feel free to contact me if I can provide additional information or assistance.


text:
- Dow Sports
- Initiatives & Partnerships
- Issues & Challenges
Our Company
- Beliefs & Culture
- Dow History: A Growth Story
- Authorization for Political Contributions
- Code of Conduct
- Responsible Sourcing: Conflict Minerals
- Corporate Political Contribution Guidelines
- Heritage Dow Investor Presentations
- Human Rights
- Leadership
- U.S. Public Policy and Political Engagement
- SEC Filings
- Mission & Vision
- Supplier Information
- Work with Dow
- Dow Family Health
- Public Policy
Issues & Challenges
As a leader in science and technology, Dow believes in sound science and we are proud of the contributions chemistry has made to humanity. As the body of scientific research grows, we are committed to changing, evolving and continuously improving - with the conviction that science and technology can provide solutions. This knowledge, along with our commitment to sustainability, guides us as we responsibly address the historical issues our 110 year old company faces.
At Dow, we understand that in a world with many challenges and issues there will also be differences of opinion. We respect the diversity of positions and the exchange of ideas about the world's challenges. It is in this environment of dialogue and exchange that we might open our eyes to new ideas and together resolve the issues we share. We are committed to engaging in dialogue with others who are similarly dedicated to respecting diversity of opinion and constructive exchange of ideas.
Learn more about these complex historical issues and what we are doing to work through them.here. here. here.
Read about Dow's position regarding Dioxin here.


text:
Rourke to play gay rugby player in a biopic
Toronto, Dec 28 (IANS) Actor Mickey Rourke has confirmed that he will be playing the lead role in a movie about gay rugby player Gareth Thomas.
'I read the story, it's one of the toughest, hardest sports… and to be a man that plays rugby that is gay, to live with that secret for the amount of years Gareth had, to perform at the high level he performed at, it takes a lot of courage,' torontosun.com quoted Rourke as saying.
The 58-year-old star admits he has already started training to master Thomas' Welsh accent.
Thomas hit headlines last year when he became the first rugby player to come out as a gay man.


text:
Looking for an outstanding example of bang-for-the-buck performance? Check out this 2014 Chevy Camaro SS equipped with the 1LE Package. Designed to demonstrate equal talent on the street and on the track, the Camaro SS 1LE is equipped with numerous upgrades designed to set it apart from other versions of the car, and starts at a remarkably reasonable $37,850, including a $995 destination charge.
2014 Chevrolet Camaro SS 1LE Photo Gallery
A 2014 Chevrolet Camaro SS 1LE is very easy to identify. It has a matte-black hood and big 20-inch gloss-black wheels, along with a matte-black front splitter and a unique matte-black rear spoiler. The Brembo 4-piston brake calipers are painted red, and Chevy installs standard P285/35ZR20 Goodyear Eagle F1 Supercar summer performance tires. Unseen are the car's long list of performance-oriented hardware upgrades, discussed on the pages that follow.
The thing to remember about a 2014 Camaro is that the base price is quite low, starting at just $24,550. Therefore, the quality of the interior materials reflects that price point. Still, the standard cloth upholstery, the headliner material, and the switchgear looks and feels good, even if much of the plastic is disappointingly hard and glossy.
This particular Camaro SS 1LE is equipped with optional Recaro performance seats, a new option for 2014 that costs $1,995. It's worth the upgrade, because these heavily bolstered seats are comfortable on the highway and hold the driver in place when exploring maximum tire adhesion. Seat back slots allow for installation of a 5-point harness, just in case you're planning a track attack.
The Camaro's rear seat lacks room for heads, legs, and feet, so don't plan to carry adults back there. The seat itself, though, is comfortable, and folds down to expand cargo carrying capability.
Thanks to 11.3 cu.-ft. of cargo space, the Camaro's trunk is bigger than expected. However, the liftover height is tall, the opening is small, and the trunk isn't deep, so careful planning is necessary when taking this car on a trip. Note the irksome reversing lights, which illuminated whenever I locked or unlocked the car and which often tricked people seeking parking spaces in crowded lots. They eventually extinguish, but not before irritating other people.
A 6.2-liter V-8 engine is standard for the 2014 Camaro 1LE, generating 426 horsepower at 5,900 rpm and 420 lb.-ft. of torque at 4,600 rpm. The only transmission is a close-ratio 6-speed manual gearbox with a short-throw shifter, one that is equipped with an air-to-liquid cooling system and a 3.91 final drive ratio. Note the enormous front strut tower brace.
Every 2014 Camaro SS is equipped with a traction system that includes Performance Launch Control, a stability control system with a Competitive/Sport mode, and Brembo braking components with 4-piston calipers. The Camaro SS 1LE Package adds a revised suspension with monotube rear dampers, thicker stabilizer bars, and a strut tower cross-brace, along with Camaro ZL1 wheel bearings, toe links, rear shock mounts, and fuel pump.
Consumer Reports and J.D. Power disagree about many aspects of the Chevy Camaro. The former says reliability is not expected to be good, yet owners love their cars anyway. The latter says reliability and quality are high, but owners don't find their cars very appealing.
There's no disputing the fact that the 2014 Camaro is a safe car, at least by National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) standards. In crash testing, the Camaro earns a 5-star rating in every single individual assessment, a rare achievement no matter the type of vehicle.
A 2014 Camaro might prove relatively safe if you wreck it, but Chevy's not helping buyers to avoid a collision. A reversing camera and rear parking assist sensors are optional rather than standard, and this car really needs them. It could also use a blind-spot information system, which is unavailable no matter how much money you're willing to spend on upgrades.
The Camaro 1LE Package is offered on the standard SS model and what Chevrolet refers to as a 2SS model. No, that doesn't mean you get double the performance. Instead, the Camaro 2SS features leather, heated front seats, a Boston Acoustics premium sound system, a reversing camera, and rear parking assist sensors. Additionally, the 2SS version gets a heads-up display, a color driver information display, a retro-themed auxiliary gauge pack, a universal programmable garage door opener, heated auto-dimming exterior mirrors, and a frameless auto-dimming inside mirror.
All 2014 Camaro models, except for the base Camaro LS, have Chevrolet MyLink technology as standard equipment. MyLink includes a USB connection, Bluetooth connectivity for hands-free calling, and the ability to stream music from a paired smartphone. It also provides access to Pandora and Stitcher internet radio, but if you want to play a CD in a Camaro with MyLink, you are out of luck.
The optional navigation system costs $795, and offers a number of ways to find and program a destination. Maps are shown in 2-D or 3-D and display real-time traffic information. You can even set it up to show speed limits, as if you care.
One day, I got into the Camaro and the "80's on 8" satellite radio station was playing this song. I was in high school when Van Halen reached its zenith with "1984," and this particular track is absolutely, 100% perfect for driving a big, powerful Camaro.
The 2014 Chevy Camaro SS faces few direct competitors. You can get a Dodge Challenger R/T, or you can get a Ford Mustang GT.
Lots of people dismiss the Chevy Camaro as a big, dumb, American car that can only go fast in a straight line. Clearly, they've never driven a Camaro SS with the 1LE Package. It might not appeal to everyone, but it possesses far more talent than might otherwise be surmised.
Chevrolet provided the 2014 Camaro SS for this photo gallery
2014 Chevrolet Camaro SS 1LE photos by Christian Wardlaw


text:
WWE in talks with a star from New Japan
The Wrestling Observer Newsletter reports that WWE has opened up talks with IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship Fergal "Prince" Devitt, from New Japan Pro Wrestling. There is far more potential money in WWE for the 32 year old, and the New Japan style is far tougher physically.
WWE and Devitt had previously entered contract talks without a deal being finalized.
(Visited 20 times, 1 visits today)


text:
Thank you. Your inquiry has been received.
Home is partially built, approximately 60%.*This is an opportunity to complete your dream home with custom finishes to your individual lifestyle and taste. Sweeping unobstructed views of Silicon Valley and city lights. Private and secluded location with top Cupertino Schools *Minutes to 280/85 and 25 minutes from Apple Computers *It will be difficult to get a traditional loan on a partially built home so the best chance is an All Cash offer. When you visit the property with an appointment, you should have your contractor and all decision makers present to avoid multiple showings.
The data relating to real estate for sale on this website comes in part from the Internet Data Exchange program of the MLSListingsTM MLS system. Real estate listings held by brokerage firms other than Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices Drysdale Properties are marked with the MLSListings IDX icon and detailed information about them includes the names of the listing brokers and listing agents.
Copyright 2018 MLSListings Inc. All rights reserved.
Based on information from MLSListings MLS as of All data, including all measurements and calculations of area, is obtained from various sources and has not been, and will not be, verified by broker or MLS. All information should be independently reviewed and verified for accuracy. Properties may or may not be listed by the office/agent presenting the information.


text:
A Christian apologetics ministry dedicated to demonstrating the historical reliability of the Bible through archaeological and biblical research.
In 2004, the world of paleontology was rocked by the news that Michael J. Morwood of the University of New England in Australia and his colleagues had discovered...
Research RSS Feed
© 2013 Associates for Biblical Research. All rights reserved. Terms of Use | Privacy Policy
web design by Develisys


text:
It looks like you're using an Ad Blocker.
Please white-list or disable AboveTopSecret.com in your ad-blocking tool.
Thank you.
Some features of ATS will be disabled while you continue to use an ad-blocker.
Originally posted by Psyagra
"MY COMPUTER IS THE BEST ON EARTH. WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING" eh?
I hope you know that the computer is only as clever as the person driving it!!
Originally posted by Qwenn
So my taxes are now being spent on poking fun out of conspiracy theorists, disinfo in multicolour, must have taken a team to produce that. If silly things like humanity are too insignificant to bother about, then making a propaganda booklet for the government, must be very satisfying. Any true conspiracist would have poked fun at TPTB, not us !
Originally posted by fieryjaguarpaw
If you're going to include members and mods then I just can't wait to see how you treat Phage. Of course you would have to use photos of John Lithgow in Bukaroo Banzi as his likeness.
Originally posted by Dogdish
"CRAPPY Matrix Trilogy"?!


text:
Save up to 200 leva with air tickets from Usit Colours of Bulgaria Air
Do you need tickets for a flight to Rome, Berlin, Milan, Frankfurt, London, Paris, Amsterdam, Vienna, Brussels or Copenhagen?
Are you a full-time student, age <31, or a free-time youth, age 12-24 years?
If the answers to these questions are positive, then you could take advantage of a number of deals and benefits and add some extras to your air ticket without any additional payment:
» Travel with 2 bags, 23 kg each, instead of only 1 bag - save €50
Thanks to the special student and youth fares of Bulgaria Air and Usit Colours, you can save from the cost of a second luggage for your flight, because you get it for free! Normally, the baggage allowance for most of the flights is 1 and only those who travel for a longer period of time know how impossible it is to pack your whole baggage in this limited space and weight. As a result, often one has to pay an extra-luggage fee, which in most cases costs €50.
» Choose a date for your return shortly before the return flight - save €50 more
By getting a student/youth flight offer from Usit Colours and Bulgaria Air you could buy a round-trip ticket without having to fix the return date in advance. This way you have the freedom to select a date for your return flight when you are absolutely certain of it, but no later than 21 days in advance.This benefit eliminates the probability for you to pay a date change penalty of at least €50 and also guarantees you pay a better price than the cost of 2 one-way tickets.
» Airline Tickets from Varna and Bourgas at the price of bus tickets
If it is more convenient for you, only for €20 more you could fly to your desired destination in Europe, from Varna or Bourgas, with a fast transfer between the flights at Sofia Airport. Don't spend hours of travelling to Sofia and back by bus or car, because now flying is cheaper for you. For example, a roundtrip ticket Varna – Rome, via Sofia, would cost only €20 more than a roundtrip ticket Sofia – Rome.
» Your travel dates do not affect the availability of the benefits and discounts
In contrast to most of the other promotions and offers, which are valid only for low-seasons, the youth benefits from Usit Colours and Bulgaria Air are valid for each and every day of the year. So, you can use them also for your travellings for Christmas, Easter or your summer vacation.
» Add a train ticket in Germany to your trip with a 50% discount - save €40 more
Travel fast and inexpensively by train to Dusseldorf, Munich, Cologne-Bonn, Leipzig, Hamburg, Stuttgart or another German destination from Frankfurt Airport or Berlin Airport, at half price. The youth and student fares from Usit Colours and Bulgaria Air guarantee you special conditions and benefits for the tickets for your trips with Deutsche Bahn trains, when combined with a direct flight to Frankfurt or Berlin from Bulgaria. This way you enjoy not only cheaper, but also a faster way of transportation to almost every point in Germany..
* In order to make use of all these benefits and extras to your flight, you need to have a valid student discount card - ISIC or EYCA card. If you don't possess such a card, you could have it issued in a Usit Colours office or you can order it online.
For some destinations, the high-season rule exists, so a €20 extra payment might be required, but all the benefits and specials, described above remain.
The second bag condition is not valid for flight to Copenhagen.
» Book a ticket using the student or youth benefits in ever office of Usit Colours «


text:
Sensory Regulation Activities aid in developing Sensory Processing Integration, which is critical for all areas of a child's growth. It is a particularly critical area of focus for individuals with sensory processing disorder.
Learning how to regulate their energy and feelings is an important aspect of any child's growth and development.
These squishy squashy balloons are awesome! The kids love them and they are very durable.There are endless ways that you can play with them.
Objectives: Exploring textures, Heavy muscle exercise, Sensory Regulation
Egg Shell Sensory Art Project
Playing with items that have different textures teach our senses to adapt to different feelings. Crushing the eggshells is super fun and it promotes fine motor skills.
Objectives: Sensory, Hand-eye coordination, Fine Motor
Calm Down Kit for Older Children; Developing Emotional Self-Regulation
Have the kids make a calm down kit for themselves and for teachers to use in their classroom. The idea is that when a child gets upset they take the kit and choose an item or two that will help them calm down and begin to develop emotional self-regulation. It is important for our kids to learn to choose the best way to self-soothe rather than us dictating what they should do. Some day they will be responsible for all their emotional responses.
Objectives: Self-regulation and self-awareness, Sensory Regulation
X is for Explore! 3 Sensory Activities to Explore the Letter X
Forming the letter "X" can be difficult. It requires the brain and hands to cross the midline. One of the most effective ways to learn new skills is to combine sensory with learning a new concept or skill so we came up with a few, fun ways for the kids to practice making the letter "x".
Objectives: Crossing the Midline.
Balloon Pass: A Tactile Sensory Processing and Directionality Activity
Here is a fun tactile sensory processing activity that works on directionality and tactile discrimination. It is a fun game where the children have to think quickly, pay attention and respond to what they feel or hear. Gather a group of children, put on some music, fill up a few balloons and let the learning begin!
Sensory Integration Strategies & Tips
There is a great expectation for children to stay on task, practice "quiet sitting" and to control their impulses. In certain situations, these expectations are reasonable but what about the child who either has an overactive system or an under active system? For these children, sitting still may feel like an insurmountable task.
Objectives: Sensory Processing and Sensory Regulation
Bedtime Buddies
While reading the deliciously sweet Don't Turn the Page by Rachelle Burk and illustrated by Julie Downing I was brought back to the bedtime routine of my daughter. Make your own sweet smelling Bedtime Buddies and it will soon be your child's favorite stuffed friend!
Objectives: Tactile, Self-Soothing, Calming down
Our Tips For Soothing the Anxious Child
Over the years we have collected tools and strategies to help children take control of their anxiety. Different strategies work for different children and situations. Choose the strategies for soothing the anxious child that fit with your child's personality and needs.
Objectives: Regulating Feelings and Sensory Regulation
Aromatic Ornaments
This project is a sensory experience for the hands and the nose. Kids will love to smoosh, pound and roll the dough.
Objectives: Sensory, Tactile Defensiveness, Measurement
Balloon Pass- A Sensory Directionality Game
Here is a fun game where the children have to think quickly, pay attention and respond to what they feel or hear. The idea of this game is to have the children pass the balloons left or right depending on what they feel.
Objectives: Directionality, Observational Skills, Sensory (tactile discrimination), Response Time
A Jar Full of Feelings
A Jar Full of Feelings is a visual sensory regulation activity to help children recognize and respond appropriately to their feelings. Explaining feelings and emotions to young children can be complicated; especially so for children on the Autism Spectrum. This activity will help them understand their feelings and self-regulate.
Objectives: Sensory and Emotional Regulation.
Wildflower Seed Bombs
These native seed bombs are awesome! Great for gift-giving and nature studies while also serving to exercise the hands.
Objectives: Sensory Integration, Plant Life Lesson, Measurement, Gift-giving or Fund Raising.
Sensory Autumn Art Project
Doesn't the fall just make you want to go out and play with all the beautiful fall leaves? It brings out memories, real or imagined, of running and joyfully jumping into a pile of leaves. This art project gives you a reason to play with leaves.
Objectives: Sensory processing (tactile defensiveness and proprioception), Fine Motor, Science Facts


text:
Surgeon removes cataracts using ultrasound
M570/0086 Rights Managed
530 pixels on longest edge, unwatermarked
Request/Download high-res file
Uncompressed file size: 26.7MB
Downloadable file size: 1.5MB
Please login to use the price calculator
Credit: GEOFF TOMPKINSON/SCIENCE PHOTO LIBRARY
Release details: Model release available. Property release not required.
Keywords: cataract, cataract extract, emulsify, eye, eye surgery, healthcare, medical, medicine, microsurgery, phacoemulsifica, phacoemulsification, probe, surgery, surgical, treatment, ultrasound
Licence fees: A licence fee will be charged for any media (low or high resolution) used in your project.


text:
Browsing Recipes similiar to Basil And Sage T Bone With Basil Sage Butter Recipe.
Seared Fresh Swordfish With Tarragon And Fried Sage With Peas And Butter Recipe
This is another example of how some simple herbs and seasonings can translate a swordfish and peas int a savory dish Prep:20m
sage, sea salt, +onions, +butter, +olive oil, +peas, +tarragon, +swordfish
Pasta filled with cabbage and gorgonzola with a butter and sage sauce
basil, sage, +pasta, +flour, +eggs, +stuffing, +parsley, +olive oil, +chilli, +savoy cabbage, +gorgonzola cheese, +black pepper, +sauce, +butter
Sage-rubbed Pork Tenderloins with Sage Butter
sage, anchovy fillets, +brown sugar, +kosher salt, +garlic powder, +black pepper, +pork chops, +butter, +olive oil, +garlic
find.myrecipes.com - Similiar recipes
Roasted Hamilton Poussin Wrapped with Streaky Bacon and Stuffed with Potatoes and Sage
sage, sea salt, +garlic, +olive oil, +potato, +chicken, +bacon, +white wine
www.foodnetwork.com - Similiar recipes
Sweet Potato Gnocchi With Sage Brown Butter Recipe
Take a Break from the rush and serve comfy sweet potato gnocchi with sage brown butter sauce. Using sweet potatoes adds flair to this old favorite and...
sage, sea salt, +flour, +parmesan cheese, +sweet potato, +ricotta cheese, +brown sugar, +nutmeg, +cinnamon, +pumpkin pie spice
Basil And Sage Bread Recipe
basil, sage, +yeast, +water, +flour, +olive oil, +white wine, +salt, +black pepper
cookeatshare.com - Similiar recipes
Spinach and ricotta and mushroom and leek ravioli with sage butter sauce
sage, +pasta dough, +flour, +eggs, +spinach, +ricotta cheese, +nutmeg, +black pepper, +leek, +oyster, +butter, +lemon juice
Spaghetti With Sage Butter And Parmesan Cheese Recipe
Pasta with a simple, but very flavorful sauce. A VERY Italian dish. Try to use fresh sage for a superior result. I have not used dried sage for this,...
sage, +pasta, +parmigiano-reggiano cheese, +salt, +butter
Pork stuffed with apricots and Stilton, with wilted spinach, wild rice and sage and white wine sauce
sage, +pork, +bread, +pork chops, +black pepper, +stilton cheese, +dried apricot, +eggs, +olive oil, +butter, +rice, +cream, +spinach, +white wine
Loin of Beef Cooked with Mustard And Potato And Sage Gratin
sirloin steak, sage, +mustard, +black pepper, +olive oil, +brandy, +potato, +butter, +parmesan cheese, +salt, +green beans, +garlic, +rosemary, +chilli, +lemon juice
www.bigoven.com - Similiar recipes
Can't find what you are looking for? Try our custom google recipe search:
Custom Search
Your Ingredients:
Legend: click ingredients to include or exclude
have this
need to use this
exclude this
Ingredient Informationsirloin steaksirloin steakanchovy filletssagesagesagesea saltbasil
AboutAbout Us
Contact Us
Privacy Policy
On the WebFacebook
Twitter Recipe Search Bot
ToolsAdd to your Website
Search alongside Google
Recipe Puppy for iPhone
Vegetarian Search
Vegan Search
MoreSubmit your Recipe
Cooking Q&A
Online Grocery Delivery
Restaurant Gift Certificates
Restaurant Coupons


text:
Your NetID is your Banner Student ID number (8 digits) followed by "@" character and the student.commnet.edu
For example, a student with the Banner ID of @12345678 would have a NetID of firstname.lastname@example.com
The Net ID Utility can be used to search for your NetID.
Enter your last name, birth date, and last 4 digits of SSN; Then click the button to search for your NetID. [Net ID Utility]
If you don't find your Net ID on the Net ID Utility, please contact the HCC Registrar's Office at phone number 203-332-5088
myCommNet is getting a Makeover!
On July 6, myCommNet will have a new look and feel, and expanded features.
Click here to watch a short video tour for students, faculty, and staff that highlights the main changes.
myCommNet is a source of information for students of the Connecticut Community Colleges, and provides access to a broad array of personal, academic, and work-related services.
You only need to remember one user ID (your NetID) and one password to reach Blackboard Learn, Banner Self-Services, library online databases and much more.
From your college web-site's home page click on the myCommNet button: or type the URL http://my.commnet.edu.
Log in using your NetID* and password*
*Use the same NetID and password that you use to sign on to college computers
From your college web-site's home page click on the myCommNet button: or type the URL http://my.commnet.edu.(please, bookmark this website)
Your NetID is your Banner Student ID number (8 digits) followed by "@" character and the student.commnet.edu
For example, a student with the Banner ID of @12345678 would have a NetID of email@example.com.
Your initial password is made up of the following personal information:
- 1st three (3) characters of your birth month (first letter capitalized)
- the "&" symbol
- Last four (4) digits of your Social Security Number
A user whose birthday is in October and whose social security number ends in 6789, the initial password would be: Oct&6789
You will then prompted to change your password, and establish a security question that only you can answer. Please read the directions carefully.
Your myCommNet home page is the source for announcements and other information you need as a student. Each page contains "portlets," or boxes of information, To navigate use the 'tabs" in the top.
You can acess. your student email account, your courses through Blackboard (Red Box), check on your account through Student Self-Service. Remember, always to logout when your complete your sessions.
You can acess. your student email account. On the Student E-mail Channel you will see the CCC issued e-mail address. The e-mail address is not your user-name to access your email account.
What is my Office 365 Student Email Login User ID and Password?
You log into Office 365 with your CCC NetID user-name and password.
How to access the new student e-mail account
From the " My Library Info" tab, you can conduct a quick search of your college's library catalog, tap into the online research materials and other resources that your college library has available.
Use the "How to" tab for help once you're inside myCommNet. The "How to" tab contains tutorials, demonstrating the full range of features.
or visit Frequently Asked Questions about:
... for myCommNet or Banner
... for BBLearn
... for Student e-mail and Office 365
... for Login
How do I reset my password?
If a password is forgotten please reset the password at http://supportcenter.ct.edu/NetID/pswdmenu.asp. More information can be obtained from the NetID FAQ (http://supportcenter.ct.edu/NetID/netid-faq.asp)
How do I sign in to myCommNet?
You will use your Network ID (NetID) and password to sign on. Please refer to the NetID FAQ. (http://supportcenter.ct.edu/NetID/netid-faq.asp)
What is a NetID and what is my NetID?
Please refer to the NetID Page. (http://supportcenter.ct.edu/NetID/netid-faq.asp
Is access to myCommNet limited to the college campuses?
No. Faculty, staff, and students at all colleges will have access to myCommNet, both on-campus, and off-campus from any computer with Internet access.
What is my initial password?
Please refer to the NetID FAQ. (http://supportcenter.ct.edu/NetID/netid-faq.asp)
What if I forget my password and or NetID?
Please refer to the NetID Page. (http://supportcenter.ct.edu/NetID/netid-faq.asp)
Who do I contact if I need help with my NetID and password?
Please refer to the NetID FAQ (http://www.commnet.edu/netid/help.asp)
Who do I contact if I have questions on logging in?
Please refer to the NetID HELP (http://www.commnet.edu/netid/help.asp)
Who do I contact if I have questions about Blackboard Learn?
Please refer to the Distance Learning Resources — Need Help (http://www.hcc.commnet.edu/webct/DL/hcc_dl_contact_info.asp)
Can I log into Blackboard directly if the myCommNet website is unavailable?
Please refer to the information at Web Support site (https://websupport.ct.edu/items/taxonomy/Login/all)


text:
Quick Reference
a 200 kDa cytoskeletal protein that attaches other cytoskeletal proteins to integral membrane proteins. It is bound tightly to the cytoplasmic surface of the human erythrocyte membrane ...
Subjects: Genetics and Genomics.
Related content in Oxford Index
Reference entries
Users without a subscription are not able to see the full content. Please, subscribe or login to access all content.


text:
ExactTarget Hones Cross-Channel Communications
October 15, 2012
Kana Makes a Move in Customer Experience Space
July 17, 2012
Kana plans to build out its customer service experience management bona fides with its recent acquisition of contact center provider Ciboodle from the Sword Group. The point of the acquisition is to weave together Ciboodle's chief strengths -- its process-based customer contact management platform, agent desktop tools and case management expertise -- with what Kana does well.
Salesforce.com Adds Another Brick to Social Media Edifice
July 10, 2012
Can Microsoft Squeeze $1B-Plus Value From Yammer?
June 26, 2012
Microsoft has agreed to pay an eyebrow-raising $1.2 billion in cash for the startup Yammer, presumably in the expectation that it will gain a much needed boost in social media expertise. Yammer will remain a standalone service for its 5-million-plus customer base, and Microsoft will also pair it with complementary offerings from Microsoft SharePoint, Office 365, Microsoft Dynamics and Skype.
Is Everyone Trying to Look Like Salesforce?
June 20, 2012
Yammer May Get Microsoft Into the Social CRM Club
June 15, 2012
Microsoft is in discussions to acquire Yammer, a social media and communication platform for businesses, according to a report in Bloomberg, which cited two anonymous sources. Microsoft is prepared to acquire the company for a $1 billion purchase price, the report said, and the deal could be reached as soon as Friday.
CRM in a Faceless World
June 6, 2012
Salesforce.com announced it was buying Buddy Media for nearly $700 million on Monday. In any discussion, that's a lot of money, maybe more than Salesforce has yet spent on any acquisition. What's going on? As you might expect, I see economics playing an important role here, and I think there are two issues to consider. They may even boil down to one -- the cost of acquiring a customer.
Salesforce's Buddy Media Buy Could Produce a Power Couple
May 30, 2012
Salesforce.com is reportedly close to acquiring social media marketing manager Buddy Media for about $800 million. Buddy Media's main business is helping corporations manage their brand presence on Facebook. It has branched out to other social media platforms, including Google+, Twitter and LinkedIn.
SAP Gets New Stairway to the Cloud With Ariba Buy
May 23, 2012
SAP has revealed plans to acquire Ariba, an enterprise e-commerce network, for US$4.3 billion as part of the German company's expansion into cloud computing. SAP will purchase Ariba for $45 per share -- about 20 percent more than its market price. Ariba's board approved the purchase unanimously. The sale is expected to be completed during the third calendar quarter of 2012, dependent on Ariba shareholder approval.
Zuckerberg's Instagram Poker Face
April 18, 2012
Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg apparently lives by the idea that it is better to ask forgiveness than permission. This seems to have been the case with his decision to acquire Instagram earlier this month. Zuckerberg reportedly alerted the board of directors only hours before making its largest acquisition ever, a billion-dollar deal for the digital photo-sharing service, which had only launched in October 2010.
Nordstrom Tries On Bonobos for Size
April 13, 2012
Upscale retailer Nordstrom has become known for its advanced online initiatives in recent years. However, the store chain is pushing the envelope in this area with an investment in Bonobos, an etailer that specializes in well-tailored men's pants. The intriguing part of this investment, which reportedly totals $16.4 million, is that Nordstrom will sell Bonobos clothes in 100 of its stores, as well as on Nordstrom.com.
How's Your Ecosystem?
March 7, 2012
You can gauge the success and financial health of almost any company by looking at revenues. At least this is true in the short term. Since revenue is a lagging indicator -- with the exception of monthly recurring revenue that subscription companies measure -- it only tells you where you've been, not where you are going.
Salesforce.com Chalks Up Strong FY12, but Competition Looms
February 27, 2012
Salesforce.com hit it out of the park with quarterly earnings for its fiscal fourth quarter and full fiscal year, which ended Jan. 31, 2012. Total Q4 revenue was $632 million, an increase of 38 percent on a year-over-year basis, topping the $624 million expected by analysts. For the full fiscal year 2012, the company reported revenue of $2.27 billion, an increase of 37 percent from the prior year.
Making the Cloud Conventional
February 15, 2012
Oracle's $1.9B Taleo Deal Ratchets Up Competition in HR Space
February 10, 2012
Oracle has announced it is acquiring the cloud-based talent management provider Taleo. It is paying $46 per share, or approximately $1.9 billion, net of Taleo's cash and debt. Taleo's board of directors has unanimously approved the transaction, which is expected to close mid-year 2012, subject to Taleo stockholder approval, certain regulatory approvals and other customary closing conditions.
Oracle Adds RightNow to Cloud Wars Arsenal
January 30, 2012
Oracle has closed on its $1.5 billion acquisition of RightNow, developer of a cloud-based customer self-service application. Oracle announced the deal in October 2011. For Oracle, the deal makes eminent sense: It fills in a missing gap in its cloud-based CRM functionality and gives it a broader base from which to compete against Salesforce.com.
Blackbaud Gears Up for Next Enterprise CRM Release
January 20, 2012
This was a big week for the Nasdaq-listed Blackbaud: The company announced its plans to acquire Convio, which offers a fund-raising application for nonprofits, for $275 million. The feature sets of the Convio application and Blackbaud's CRM software for the nonprofit space are complementary, to a large degree. The newly acquired technology will help Blackbaud further develop its user base.
RightNow Buy Gives Oracle Extra Ammo Against Salesforce.com
October 25, 2011
Oracle has scooped up RightNow Technologies for a reported $1.5 billion. The acquisition price is a hefty 20 percent premium over RightNow's closing price last week. The acquisition fills a missing gap in Oracle's cloud-based CRM functionality. The deal also provides an excellent exit strategy for RightNow, especially as competition continues to become more intense, said Nucleus Research Vice President Rebecca Wettemann.
Predictive Analytics Digs Deeper Into CRM
October 24, 2011
Predixion Software has introduced Predixion Insight 2.0, the latest version of its collaborative predictive analytics solution. The new release includes enterprise collaboration features, interactive visualizations and automated workflow capabilities, as well as an on-premises version of its predictive analytics solution.
The Hackers Parade Marches On
June 25, 2011
Many more verses have been added to the ballad of LulzSec lately. The hacker group has partnered with Anonymous for an agenda of world cyberchaos, vowed revenge on other hackers who disrupted an online gaming network -- this is after Lulz itself shot down a couple of other gaming networks -- and flipped off authorities who claimed to have caught one of their members.
Focus Sharpens on Management of Customers' Online Experience
June 24, 2011
Two events in the CRM industry this week are shining a spotlight on a broad and sometimes nebulously defined space. First, Oracle announced its agreement to acquire FatWire, a provider of Web experience management software. Second, Adobe rolled out its Digital Enterprise Platform for Customer Experience Management.
Salesforce.com's Best Shopping Bets
April 8, 2011
Salesforce.com is on a buying binge as it attempts to build on its extraordinary sales momentum and broaden its market penetration within existing customer organizations and among new organizations. Since the end of last year, Salesforce.com has acquired five companies starting with Heroku and Etacts in December, Dimdim in January, Manymoon in February, and Radian6 at the end of March.
Zuora and Salesforce.com: A Good Deal
April 6, 2011
Zuora and Salesforce.com have announced a new offering that highlights the strengths of each company and delivers new functionality to the telecommunications industry. Zuora for the Communications Industry is a solution based on the Force.com platform that handles billing, payments and customer care for telco and related industries' customers. This makes a lot of sense.
SugarCRM, IBM Band Together to Socialize Business in the Cloud
April 5, 2011
In yet another step binding it closer to IBM, SugarCRM has acquired iExtensions, the CRM solution for Lotus Notes. A big part of our business is international," SugarCRM CEO Larry Augustin announced to an audience of analysts and reporters at SugarCon in San Francisco on Monday. "Quite a number of our big customers in Europe are on Notes and need Notes integration."
Salesforce.com Snags Radian6 in Social Media Shopping Spree
March 30, 2011
Salesforce.com has signed an agreement to acquire Radian6 for $276 million in cash and $50 million in stock. Salesforce intends to use Radian6, a platform for social media monitoring, to help its clients track hundreds and millions of conversations on Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, blogs and other online communities, analyze them, and get real-time results.
Web Marketing's Perfect M&A Storm
March 19, 2011
The proliferation of social media and the real-time Web has created a significant change in the role of today's marketer. The shift from a traditional marketing mix to a predominantly online marketing focus has placed new expectations on marketers to understand website traffic, generate leads online, and demonstrate a return on all marketing investments. Just 10 years ago, websites were static tools akin to an online brochure.
Salesforce.com Adds PaaS Rubies to Its Vault With Heroku Buy
December 8, 2010
Salesforce.com on Wednesday announced that it has signed a definitive agreement to acquire Heroku, a cloud application platform. It will pay about $212 million in cash, net of cash acquired. The transaction is expected to be completed by the end of January 2011 if everything goes well. Salesforce.com made the announcement at Dreamforce 2010, being held in San Francisco through Thursday.
A Cautious Skeptic's Take on Oracle and ATG
November 10, 2010
One of the more interesting developments of the last week has been the announced acquisition of ATG by Oracle. ATG is one of the leading suppliers of e-commerce solutions, and Oracle liked their stuff well enough to plunk down a cool billion bucks for the logo. I thought it was a good idea at the time, but I am also interested in hedging my bets.
ATG Swept Up in Oracle Spending Spree
November 2, 2010
Oracle announced Tuesday that it will acquire ATG -- a provider of e-commerce applications and platforms -- for $6.00 per share, or approximately $1 billion in cash. Oracle wants to integrate this technology into its CRM, ERP, retail and supply chain lines, as well as its middleware and business intelligence technology.
The State of VC: Lack of Ideas or Lack of Courage?
June 2, 2010


text:
Moderator: B&F Moderator
BMC wrote:A new podcast wasn't the reason for the topic, Mick, pure interest and a discussion with a friend on Curtis was, but after getting so many track-titles the thought of a mix on it did cross my mind. Wont have time for it anytime soon though, but for starters the topic did get me to order more Impressions material which is on its way here now.
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 11 guests


text:
Slowdown in cause awareness
Hi Everyone,
We have slowed down dramatically in recruits for our cause. In order for our message to be echoed loudly, it needs to be sent via as many voices as possible.
Please hit the "invite friends" tab, and help towards creating greater total awareness towards this crucial movement.
Supporters are now helping to
Campaign closed
Help drive India to the next step. Provide the infrastructure for the future of our country, our children to thrive in a system that allows such development.
We are fundraising for American Service to India Medical & Educational Foundations. Join us in supporting them. Please visit their website directly at http://www.asti1.net
Viewed 4 times


text:
Thu Mar 15, 2012, 11:02 PM
Bjorn Against (12,041 posts)
Defender of Marriage caught in affair threatens to sue state of MN and expose more sex scandals
Last spring Michael Brodkorb was worried because he thought his marriage was being threatened by some scary gay people. Brodkorb was the Republican Communications Director for the Minnesota Senate and he stood firmly behind his party to help push forward a constitutional amendment to define marriage as a union between one man and one woman...and perhaps another woman on the side.
That other woman on the side was Amy Koch, the family values Republican Senate Majority Leader who did everything she could to make sure that no marriages would be destroyed by gay people. In working together to protect marriage Koch and Brodkorb got very close, much closer than either of their spouses would have liked. Don't blame them though, I am sure they would have never had the affair if gay people had not tried to destroy marriage by allowing more marriage.
When Koch and Brodkorb's affair went public Koch resigned her position as Senate Majority Leader, she will stick around the Capitol just long enough to see whether or not the public will vote to defend her marriage from gay people.
Brodkorb does not get that opportunity, once it became known that Brodkorb was a Koch Sucker he was fired. Of course he is the victim here, he was only fired because he is a man and the state senate is sexist against men. That may sound like an argument coming from some drunk guy stumbling off the end of the bar, but it is actually the legal argument Brodkorb intends to use.
Former Minnesota Senate staffer Michael Brodkorb claims he was fired because of an affair with former Senate Majority Leader Amy Koch and intends to prove other employees who had trysts with legislators were allowed to continue working.
Mr. Brodkorb has evidence that similarly situated female legislative employees, from both political parties, were not terminated from their employment positions despite intimate relationships with male legislators. It is clear that Mr. Brodkorb was terminated based on his gender, the legal document said.
So Brodkorb claims there are female staffers who have had affairs with other members of the legislature from both parties. Brodkorb has provided absolutely no evidence of any other affairs yet, but he is suing the state for wrongful termination because he says the state will allow women to have sex with their boss but men are treated differently. To prove this he plans to have his attorneys question several legislators and their staffers about possible sexual activity, remember we have no evidence at this point that any of these people have actually had affairs but Brodkorb claims they did and wants to put them on the stand to talk about their sex lives so that they are humiliated along with him.
Yes Brodkorb is slime and his lawsuit is totally frivolous, I feel bad for some of the staffers who are going to be subject to Brodkorb's witch hunt. I can't feel bad for the Republicans however, they knew this guy was a smear merchant and that is why they hired him in the first place, their only mistake was thinking he would only go after Democrats and never turn on them. Brodkorb says he has info on affairs from members of both parties, but I don't think Democrats are going to face any damage from what is clearly a frivolous law suit.
Republicans on the other hand? This is going to be a nightmare for them. Even though the lawsuit will probably eventually be dismissed, the damage the publicity around it will do could be quite severe.
And who pays for the legal costs for the state in defending itself from this law suit? Us taxpayers do, we get to fund the lawyers for the state to defend itself from a Republican who is suing because the Republicans fired him for having sex with another Republican. This is purely a Republican scandal, but the state is paying the costs of a frivolous lawsuit from a guy who rants about how bad frivolous law suits are and demands tort reform.
This is what the defenders of marriage have given us, a legal battle over an affair between two of the leaders in the fight against equality. As we see this lawsuit play out over the next year I hope many people take the time to think about who is really damaging the institution of marriage and vote no on the constitutional amendment this fall.
12 replies, 3761 views
|12 replies
Defender of Marriage caught in affair threatens to sue state of MN and expose more sex scandals (Original post)
|Bjorn Against
|Mar 2012
|Mar 2012
|Marie Marie
|Mar 2012
|Bjorn Against
|Mar 2012
|excuse not to write
|Mar 2012
|Mar 2012
|Mar 2012
|Mar 2012
|Mar 2012
|Mar 2012
|Jim Lane
|Mar 2012
|Mar 2012
|Mar 2012
Response to Bjorn Against (Original post)
Thu Mar 15, 2012, 11:15 PM
Thinkingabout (30,058 posts)
1. Lots of family values here huh
Sounds like the perfect leaders trying to investigate Clinton (Hyde, Gingrich, etc).
Response to Bjorn Against (Original post)
Thu Mar 15, 2012, 11:26 PM
Marie Marie (5,935 posts)
2. Wouldn't you love to perform an autopsy on the brains of these people
(that would of course be after a long life and death from natural causes) just to see how their brains are wired? I mean, do they ever stop to hear themselves? Sometimes all you can do is laugh at them as they fall off their high horses.
Response to Marie Marie (Reply #2)
Fri Mar 16, 2012, 12:01 AM
Bjorn Against (12,041 posts)
3. Their ability to always be both the victim and the voice of personal responsibility is amazing.
Response to Marie Marie (Reply #2)
Fri Mar 16, 2012, 05:29 AM
excuse not to write (147 posts)
10. You're making an assumption there...
Response to Bjorn Against (Original post)
Fri Mar 16, 2012, 12:04 AM
FourScore (9,704 posts)
4. Unbelievable. You can't make this shit up! n/t
Response to FourScore (Reply #4)
Fri Mar 16, 2012, 12:29 AM
progressoid (43,097 posts)
5. You took the words right out of my...er....umm...
you took the words right off of my keyboard.
Response to Bjorn Against (Original post)
Fri Mar 16, 2012, 12:39 AM
Orrex (58,583 posts)
6. Is he going to expose his staff?
Response to Orrex (Reply #6)
Fri Mar 16, 2012, 01:10 AM
oldhippydude (2,514 posts)
8. i am sure he will
Last edited Fri Mar 16, 2012, 01:43 AM - Edit history (1)
as soon as she gets her head off from it!!!
Response to Bjorn Against (Original post)
Fri Mar 16, 2012, 12:39 AM
glinda (14,807 posts)
7. His attorney announced on TV that he suffered discrimination because OTHERS had
affairs and they were not treated like this! Bwahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Response to Bjorn Against (Original post)
Fri Mar 16, 2012, 04:55 AM
Jim Lane (11,003 posts)
9. The last few paragraphs take an ordinary Republican scandal and really lay bare the hypocrisy.
Very well done!
Response to Bjorn Against (Original post)
Fri Mar 16, 2012, 05:48 AM
upi402 (16,854 posts)
11. Why the hell do I work???
I should be able to walk up to their followers and tell them Jesus wants me to have all their money.
Response to Bjorn Against (Original post)
Fri Mar 16, 2012, 06:59 AM
kickysnana (3,908 posts)


text:
Summer's reign comes to an end on Thursday, even if the weather doesn't quite feel that way.
The autumn equinox arrives at 10:21 a.m. ET on Sept. 22, marking the official beginning of fall in the Northern Hemisphere, according to the Old Farmer's Almanac.
Like the spring equinox in March, the fall equinox marks an astronomical turning point of the seasons.
People can watch a livestream equinox show starting at 10 a.m. on the O ld Farmer's Almanac website , courtesy of Slooh's network of observatories.
The word equinox comes from Latin and means "equal night"; night and day are about the same length of time. During the equinox, the sun crosses the "celestial equator" from north to south.
The fall equinox is one of only two days each year when all points on Earth see the sun rise due east and set due west along the horizon, according to National Geographic.
As the hours of daylight declines, the temperatures will begin to drop and the days will start to get shorter.
Soon, the leaves will begin to fall, signaling the start of winter. An old wives tale says if the leaves are slow to fall, be prepared for a cold winter, according to the Old Farmer's Almanac.
Click here to sign up for Daily Voice's free daily emails and news alerts.


text:
A successful writer approaching his fifties, Julio del Toro has always had his wife, daughter, mistress, and career under control. When he returns from a trip abroad, however, his coherent and peaceful life begins to spin out of control: his mistress gives him an ultimatum, his daughter begins a romantic relationship with a Spaniard who is older than he is, and an intoxicating young journalist becomes intent on seducing him. The women in Julio's life begin to make decisions that take all of their lives in unexpected directions.
Director: Gerado Chijona
Sorry there are no upcoming showtimes for Love By Mistake (Perfecto amor equivocado)


text:
Welcome to the Computer Vision and Sensing Systems Laboratory, Department of Electrical and Computer Engineering. CVSSL is an organized research unit founded in 2006 that serves as a focus for quality research in computer vision, wireless sensor networks and sensor data fusion techniques. At CVSSL we are trying to explore both theoretical and practical frameworks for optimal data analysis in the research fields.
The laboratory was formed as a specialized group to coordinate advanced research in all aspects of sensor systems, image analysis, computer vision and machine learning, and to facilitate collaboration and interaction with industry sponsors and federal government research agencies. This website gives a brief introduction to the research currently underway, academic programs and opportunities available.


text:
Sev Zero, Amazon's first game developed for Fire TV, is available for $7, or for free with the purchase of a Fire TV controller, which it requires to play.
Combining third-person shooting and tower-defense, players can alternate between gameplay modes "across 15 levels to hold off the alien onslaught that's threatening you and the entire planet." It's also supported by a Kindle Fire app, Sev Zero: Air Support, in which "a friend can help you repel the invasion by firing missiles, freezing enemies, and deploying explosive decoys from their Kindle Fire tablet."
Look for more on Amazon's games, including Sev Zero, soon on IGN.
Get more tech specs & details in our Amazon Fire TV Wiki
Mitch Dyer is an associate editor at IGN. He's trying to read 50 books in 2014. These are the 50. Talk to Mitch about books and other stuff on Twitter at @MitchyD and subscribe to MitchyD on Twitch.


text:
AT Internet (also known as Applied Technology Internet) is a French company which was founded in 1995 and which has become European leader in the field of Web Analytics. Specialising in online web traffic measurement, and web and mobile ...
iCrossing, a digital marketing company, holds its own marketing platform, which can be tailored for clients. The company also offers planning services and development services. Its planning services include primary customer research, comp...
AT Internet is leading in Top 10K Sites, Top 100K Sites, Top 1M Sites and The Entire Web.
Despite its recent growth, iCrossing is still behind AT Internet in all market share segments.
AT Internet has better usage coverage in more websites categories. Including Business & Industry, Arts & Entertainment, Internet & Telecom, People & Society and 211 other categories.
iCrossing is leading in Holidays and Baseball.
AT Internet is leading in most countries, including France, Russia, Ukraine, United States and 176 other countries.
iCrossing is leading in Jersey and Guam.


text:
Here are some of the programs created by national and local industry organizations. Some of them offer salaries, grants and mentoring programs.
American Advertising Federation Foundation
Contact, Heide Gardner (202) 371-2314
Milt Gossett Advertising Workshop offers intensive three-day workshop for multicultural college juniors at some of New York's top agencies. AAF-affiliated local ad clubs have grant-supported minority scholarships and internships.
American Association of Advertising Agencies' Multicultural Advertising Intern Program
Contact, Rhonda Jackman (212) 850-0732
Paid summer internships are available to minority students interested in a career in advertising. Depending on area of interest, a participant may work in different areas of the agency such as account management, broadcast production, creative, interactive technologies, media, research, print production or traffic. Interns in New York and Chicago are assigned mentors. After the program, a resume book of MAIP graduates is available to employers. Program held June 7 through Aug. 13.
Association of National Advertisers
Contact, Kathleen Hunter (212) 455-8014
ANA accepts students interested in marketing or communications to assist in the Information Center or communication department in areas of communications, database management, intranet development, PR and special projects. Spring, summer and fall internships can be awarded for school credit. The program is not designed specifically for minorities.
Boston Ad Club/Ad Club Foundation
Ad Club Foundation Summer Internship Program
Contact, Stephanie Lazarus (617) 262-1100
The eight-week paid internship is available to minority college students studying or interested in advertising or communications. The foundation places 30 participants in various New England agencies and media outlets. Program held June 7 through July 30. Application deadline is March 15.
Chicago Advertising Federation's Partnership for Success
Contact, Kay Granath (847) 375-4728
Paid summer internship program allows minority students to explore account management, media, creative, planning, corporate communications and production areas of advertising in prominent Chicago agencies. Interns are mentored through a structured program. Program held June 7 through Aug. 13.
Contact headquarters in St. Louis, (314) 241-7488
Career development organization for minorities places eligible high school and college students in long-term, yearround paid internships with partnering corporations. Interns receive academic instruction, training, coaching and mentoring from staff advisers and corporate volunteers.
Magazine Publishers of America Publishing Management Course for Diversity
Contact, Vaughn Benjamin (212) 872-3776
A seminar-type program for minority candidates experienced in publishing is designed to explore various functional areas of publishing and broaden the view of the industry. During the weeklong session, the 20 participants work on three case studies and present final recommendations to a panel of judges. Program held June 6 through 12. Application deadline is May 15.
Western States Advertising Agencies Association, Advertising Club of Los Angeles and TBWA/Chiat/Day's Minority Advertising Training Program
Contact, Cathy Lopez (323) 655-1951
The coalition offers spring, summer and fall internships to minority college students and recent graduates. The 13-week paid program places interns in agencies and print and broadcast media in Los Angeles' Orange County. Summer


text: Con Kolivas wrote:> Here's a respin just changing the spa menu.> While agreeing that PlugSched's configuration needs overhaul I don't think this is it as it just makes things more confusing. I'll put fixing the configuration code on my list of things to do. They main changes I see as necessary are:1. Make the ability to select which schedulers are built in independent of EMBEDDED.2. Only offer builtin schedulers as choice for the default scheduler.3. Only build in ingosched if PLUGSCHED is not configured.I'll try to get this change done next week.Peter-- Peter Williams email@example.com"Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious." -- Ambrose Bierce-To unsubscribe from this list: send the line "unsubscribe linux-kernel" inthe body of a message to email@example.com majordomo info at http://vger.kernel.org/majordomo-info.htmlPlease read the FAQ at http://www.tux.org/lkml/


text:
Benjamin the Elephant
Jump to navigation Jump to search
This article relies largely or entirely on a single source. (April 2015)
Benjamin the Elephant (original German name: Benjamin Blümchen; "Benjamin Blossom") (1988-2002) is an animated children's television show produced by Kiddinx Studios in Berlin. The show is based on audio stories by Elfie Donnelly.[1] The audio series has been running since 1977 and has 135 stories as of 2017. On the show, the eponymous main character resides at the Newtown Zoo, with friends Otto and Stella. The adventures Benjamin gets involved in often require slipping into various roles, learning new jobs, or discovering new and distant places.
- Benjamin - an elephant, is big and strong, cuddly and good-natured. He loves lazing around. But when something is going on around him, he is on his feet in a trice and ready to act. He is known for his unmistakable "Toroo!" call. He is very helpful and reliable. Benjamin's home is Neustadt Zoo, and the Zoo Director Herr Tierlieb, Karl the Keeper and all the animals are his family. His best friend of all is a boy named Otto. Benjamin spends nearly every afternoon with him and every weekend, and together they have many adventures. Voiced by Dave Pettitt (English).
- Otto - Benjamin's best friend. He is nice, polite, friendly and a very sensible boy. Since Otto knows a lot for a boy his age, he is able to explain things to Benjamin at times when he gets stuck. Otto visits Benjamin in the zoo just about every afternoon after school. They also spend nearly every weekend and the holidays together. From time to time, they even go on their travels together. Voiced by M.J. McCann (English).
- Stella Stellini - Otto's classmate and also a friend of Benjamin's. Stella is cheeky, energetic, adventurous and very sporty. Unlike Otto, Stella is very independent and often starts something on her own. When she is dealing with injustice or being headstrong, she often runs at brick walls. If Stella can't make any headway with a problem, or something goes wrong, then Benjamin and Otto are by her side to help out. Stella didn't make her first appearance until very late in the series.
- The Zoo Director, Herr Tierlieb - a good-natured, friendly elderly man. He lives and breathes his job as zoo director. Nothing is more important to him than the well-being of his animals. He is in charge of Neustadt Zoo and looks after all its inhabitants as if they were his children. It often troubles him that the zoo isn't making as much money as it should in order to provide food for all animals. The Zoo Director trusts Benjamin completely. If ever he needs his help, he is always able to count on his talking elephant. Voiced by Dean Galloway (English).
- Karl the Keeper - the zoo director's right hand, is well loved by all zoo animals. He looks after them with great love and care, keeps the enclosures in good repair, mends fences, fixes the heating when it breaks down and also orders the animal's food. Karl the Keeper loves his job. It is from Karl that Benjamin always finds out the latest news about the zoo and the animals. Voiced by Dan Gascon (English).
- Gulliver - the cheeky raven who thinks he knows everything and can do everything better than the others. The odd misfortune here or there does nothing to change his impetuous character. Gulliver only appears in the TV show, where he replaces the narrator. Voiced by David Lawrence Brown (English).
- Karla Kolumna - Benjamin is friends with Karla Kolumna, a somewhat overexcitable reporter. Everyone in Neustadt knows her cheery "Hello there!" and her famous "Sensationell!" ("Sensational!"). She is always on hand to help, especially when it's a matter of publicizing any scandals or injustices hatched by the Mayor of Neustadt. In such cases, Benjamin, Karla and Otto all work together. Voiced by Debbie Munro (English).
- The Mayor - carries weight as Neustadt's premier citizen, as well as on his person. His name is Bruno Presssack (A Presssack is a German type of sausage.), but he is usually referred to as "the Mayor". He is rather vain and high-handed and is therefore often unjust. However, Benjamin, Otto and Karla always manage to make him change his attitude with their clever ideas. In the end, they find a fair solution for everything. Voiced by Doug de Nance (English).
- Secretary Pichler - the Mayor's secretary. Although he always conforms to duty, he is a clever man with a sense of justice. When Benjamin and his friends are able to assert themselves against the Mayor, he is always secretly pleased. On a few occasions, he even secretly undermines the Mayor's plans. Voiced by Dean Galloway (English)
- Baron Blunderbuss - a haughty aristocrat. He lives in a villa with enormous grounds right next to Newtown Zoo. The Baron has close contact to the Mayor and they support each other when it comes to promoting their interests. The Baron doesn't have much good to say about Benjamin the Elephant. His loud "Toroo!", which often reverberates around the zoo walls, disturb his peace and quiet. Voiced by Clark Robertson (English).
- Hinky and Pinky - two crooks from Newtown. Hinky is tall and thin and a bit stupid, Pinky is fat and much cleverer. Wherever the pair appear, they are up to no good. But Benjamin and Otto are always on the spot and are able to get the pair arrested in the end. Voiced by Ben Jeffrey and Kevin Tokarsky (English). Do not appear until very late in the series.
- Mr. Flatterer (?, Herr Schmeichler in the original) is a businessman in different professions (real estate, computer-selling, etc.; apparently he frequently runs down his businesses but always starts a new one). He uses flattery methods to trick people into deals, ranging sometimes to outright fraud (but not force). Usually among the villains of the story (much more so than the Mayor).
Episodes of the television series[edit]
- Season 1 (1988)
- 1. Das Zookonzert ("The Zoo Concert")
- 2. Benjamin Blümchen auf hoher See ("Benjamin Blossom on the High Sea")
- 3. Benjamin Blümchen als Detektiv ("Benjamin Blossom as a detective")
- 4. Benjamin Blümchen als Feuerwehrmann ("Benjamin Blossom as a firefighter")
- 5. Benjamin Blümchen und Bibi Blocksberg ("Benjamin Blossom and Bibi Blocksberg")
- 6. Benjamin Blümchen als Ritter ("Benjamin Blossom as a knight")
- 7. Benjamin Blümchen in der Steinzeit ("Benjamin Blossom in the Stone Age")
- 8. Benjamin Blümchen als Koch ("Benjamin Blossom as a chef")
- 9. Benjamin Blümchen als Butler ("Benjamin Blossom as a butler")
- 10. Wo ist Otto? ("Where is Otto?")
- 11. Benjamin Blümchen als Ballonfahrer ("Benjamin Blossom as a balloonist")
- 12. Benjamin Blümchen als Taxifahrer ("Benjamin Blossom as a taxidriver")
- 13. Benjamin Blümchen auf dem Bauernhof ("Benjamin Blossom
- 14. Benjamin Blümchen und der Weihnachtsmann ("Benjamin Blossom and Santa Claus")
- 15. Benjamin Blümchen und die Eisprinzessin ("Benjamin Blossom and the ice princess")
- 16. Die Zirkuslöwen ("
- 17. Das Geheimnis der Tempelkatze ("
- Season 2
- 1.
External links[edit]
- Benjamin the Elephant website (in German)
- Fictional elephants
- Children's comedy television series
- Children's fantasy television series
- German animated television series
- 1988 German television series debuts
- 2002 German television series endings
- 1980s German television series
- 2000s German television series
- German-language television programs
- ZDF television series


text:
"Fake News" is rapidly becoming the buzzword of 2017. It all started with the theory Facebook had in some way influenced the US Presidential election by allowing false stories onto its network Facebook Wants You to Fix Its Fake News Problem Facebook Wants You to Fix Its Fake News Problem Facebook has a fake news problem in need of fixing. Unfortunately, determining real news from fake news is a tricky job. Which is why Facebook is asking its users to help fix the problem. Read More , but it has since become Donald Trump's favorite phrase for any story he doesn't agree with.
Alas, this article isn't going to include the likes of CNN and other accused "fake news networks." I'm not even going to include InfoWars and other propaganda outlets. I'm only interested in fake news sites that admit they're fake news.
Keep reading to discover 10 of the best websites for faux news and satire.
1. The Onion
Example Headline: Lucrative New Oil Extraction Method Involves Drilling Directly Into Gas Stations
I have to start with The Onion. No other satire site comes close in terms of readership or brand recognition.
The beauty of The Onion's website is its layout. It looks exactly like a regular news site; there's no suggestion on the front page that all the articles are satire.
It's an approach that's caught out plenty of high-profile names; Republican Congressman John Fleming famously ranted on his Facebook page over an article titled "Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex", while Fox News quoted segments from Obama's non-existent 75,000-word email to the American population.
There are sections for News, Sport, Politics, Science and Technology, Entertainment, and even Video.
2. Waterford Whispers News
Example Headline: Man Hooked Up To Alcohol Drip After Completing Dry January
Do you prefer your satire with a healthy dose of Irish humor?
The nation of Ireland has a long-standing reputation for being the butt of endless jokes. Waterford Whispers News takes that stereotype and spins it into a witty and engaging site. As you might expect from an Irish website, there is an abundance of swear words. In fact, the majority of headlines on the site include at least one curse word.
The content itself is split between local-themed stories and global events. There's even a brilliant "On This Day" section (1974: Violent Clashes In Dublin As 12 Pint Driving Limit Put In Place).
3. Clickhole
Example Headline: When This Man Lost His Job, He Didn't Know What To Do—3 Years Later, He Co-Owns A Dinner Jacket
Clickhole is owned and operated by the same people who are responsible for The Onion.
However, while The Onion presents itself as a serious news site, Clickhole takes its inspiration from BuzzFeed Don't Tear Up On Clickbait -- Cull It With ClickHole From The Onion [Weird & Wonderful Web] Don't Tear Up On Clickbait -- Cull It With ClickHole From The Onion [Weird & Wonderful Web] You will have clicked on clickbait at some point, whether or not you're aware of having done so. The practice has recently evolved into something much more insidious and annoying. Enter ClickHole. Read More , Upworthy, and other similar clickbait sites. It's stated aim is "to make sure all [our] content panders to and misleads readers just enough to make it go viral."
The Guardian newspaper has questioned whether the articles are "a satire of clickbait, or good satire done as clickbait." Take a look and decide for yourself.
You can expect up to ten new articles every day.
4. Private Eye
Example Headline: Turkey, Torture, and the UK's £100m Deal
Private Eye is a British publication. It has been in existence since 1961 and – somewhat amazingly – the biweekly paper version is the UK's best-selling news and current affairs magazine. Even more astonishingly, its circulation figures are rising. It averaged 250,000 copies a week in 2016, a new record.
The publication is famous for its biting sarcasm and public ridiculing of everything from newspapers to Prime Ministers. It's now so well-known that many of its columns, recurring features, and parodies have become part of the UK's pop culture.
5. El Jueves
Example Headline: Trump Hangs Up on Rajoy After Confusing Him with A Telemarketer
El Jueves is arguably the finest Spanish-language Make Learning Spanish Fun With These Educational Games Make Learning Spanish Fun With These Educational Games Taking the time to learn another language can be problematic. These games make it fun, and will keep you coming back! Read More satire publication.
The parody starts with the name; despite being called "El Jueves" (Thursday), the print edition is released every Wednesday.
Its primary focus is on cartoons and comic strips How to Read Newspaper Comics Online Now for Free How to Read Newspaper Comics Online Now for Free If you like comic strips but don't want to bother with a newspaper, here's how to read them all for free online. Read More that parody the news of the day. The publication has frequently found itself on the wrong side of the law, most recently in 2014 when a proposed front cover pictured King Juan Carlos passing a crown of feces to his son and heir, Prince Felipe.
6. The Daily Mash
Example Headline: What, in the Name of God, is a 'Pay Rise'? Asks Britain
The Daily Mash is a British version of The Onion. The publishers present it as a serious news outlet, with sections for News, Sport, Politics, Opinion, and Psychology. It takes a left-of-center stance on most issues and has earned a wide following among students as a result.
It hit the headlines around the world in 2017 for a story titled "Legally, I Can Kill Him" – supposedly a reference to Queen Elizabeth's legal impunity if she were to kill Donald Trump with a sword while he was on a state visit to the UK.
The site went live in in 2007.
7. The Borowitz Report
Example Headline: F.B.I. to Special-Order a Pair of Tiny Handcuffs
The Borowitz Report is a column within The New Yorker. Written by Andy Borowitz – the same man who created "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" – it takes a sarcastic look at current affairs.
The topics normally revolve around politics, but anything is fair game. Readers can expect three or four new articles every week. The pieces are rarely long, often barely totally more than 400 words, but they're all well-thought out and sure to raise a laugh 15 Funniest Websites for the Best Humor on the Web 15 Funniest Websites for the Best Humor on the Web The web is a huge collection of humor. You will find a reason to laugh with these 15 top websites that tickle your funnybone. Read More when you've got a spare five minutes.
8. Faking News
Example Headline: After Nepal Bans India's New Currency Notes, India to Remove Mount Everest from Geography books
After The UnReal Times made the surprise decision to shut down in late 2016, Faking News has been left as the standout satire news site in India.
As with several other sites on this list, the site presents its content as if it was real news. Given its location, the stories primarily focus on India and its neighbors. But don't let that put you off reading; it turns out the news in India lends itself perfectly to satire.
Content is available in both English and Hindi.
9. SatireWire
Example Headline: All Three Million Illegal Immigrant Voters March on Washington
SatireWire was live between 1999 and 2002, then took an eight-year hiatus before returning in 2010.
In its initial three-year run it picked up a hatful of Webby Awards and frequently rivaled The Onion in readership numbers. It ceased operations when the creator left to write a book, and later, work for the BBC.
However, for the last seven years it's been back, delivering a deluge of satire and fake news articles on a daily basis. It may never again reach the same heights as back in 2002, but it's well-deserving of a place on this list.
10. The Beaverton
Example Headline: MPs laugh at colleague who once performed manual labor without servant help
I'll conclude this list with one of Canada's finest satire sites – The Beaverton.
The site oscillates between satire based on reality and downright comedy. They predictably give politics and current affairs the most attention, but there are also sections for Sport, Business, Celebrities, Lifestyle, and Video.
Its story claiming NASA astronaut Chris Hadfield – who gained fame with his tweets from space – was hit with a $1.3 million roaming bill on his return to earth was widely reported as fact in multiple Asian countries back in 2013.
What Would You Add to This List?
I've shown you 10 of my favorite sites for fake news and satire. I've tried to introduce you to content in a broad range of styles and from a wide selection of geographical locations.
Now it's your turn. Where do you go for your daily fix of funny faux news? Which sites deserve to make this list? Which sites wouldn't you include in your own top 10?
As always, you can leave your thoughts and recommendations in the comments section below.
Image Credit: Gal Amar via Shutterstock.com
Leave a Reply
chroniclemag.com is pretty good too!
chroniclemag.com is a good one.
sanjuanhorseshoe.com is very funny. I don't know if you received my first comment....
Enjoyed your efforts here and I am familiar with most of the satire sources you posted. However, I think you should include sanjuanhoreshoe.com which has evolved from a satire newspaper to a satire website in Western Colorado. I have been publishing since 1977. Please take a look at my page and see if you don't agree that it deserves to be included on your roster of great satire. Thanks, Kevin Haley
Been enjoying The Out And Abouter for great Canadian takes.
I like Beyond the Echo Chamber (beyondtheechochamber.com).
I like The Yew Norker
Satiric Lyric is a great satire blog!
The Rochdale Herald
Pete the Cooler (PetetheCooler.com) is a satirical look at investing through the eyes of a poor investor. I, er... he...I mean, whoever operates the site does a fantastic job.
Some Kind of Diaper. There are only a few articles that come out per week or month(?) but they're worth waiting for. As someone else said, it's very intelligent if you get it.
I used to be an Onion reader but I felt it got stupid, or maybe I grew up. The Diaper site is the only satirical news site I go to - I like satire but it's not something I'm going to read a lot.
Somekindofdiaper.com ! I second that big-time. Satire that's smart, I've noticed only my smart friends appreciate it.
If you took the best of the Onion and added 20 IQ points, you'd have something like Some Kind of Diaper.
Weird name though.
Mad World News
WCA4News.com has to be fake news. Can't find a thing about them online.
national insider report. conservative slanted and fake news not reported anywhere else.
Somekindofdiaper.com ... come on now, let's get with it. Funniest site ever.
akhnapress.com is a moroccan site of fake news in french
akhnapress.com is a moroccan site of face news in french.
This list apart from Private Eye is pathetic. There is little or no true satire there. The Daily Squib is by far the most accurate use of real satire on the web today and I'm speaking as a professor of literary studies from a leading UK university.
Oh my goodness! Amazing article dude! Thanks, However I am having problems with your RSS. I don't understand the reason why I cannot subscribe to it. Is there anybody else getting identical RSS problems? Anybody who knows the solution will you kindly respond? Thanks!!
This dude, John Edmunds, roasts corrupt politicians and idiotic lawbreakers in New Jersey, Pennsylvania & New York in a short faux news program called "My Minute Minute". He updates it regularly at Facebook.com/MyMinute
A second for the Babylon Bee. Even if you're not religious, or if you are religious but not Christian, that stuff is FUNNY!
A very good CLEAN christian faux news site is the Babylon Bee. Great stories bashing every denomination and group you can think of! babylonbee.com/
I love the Babylon Bee. Even though it's Christian-themed, it appeals to both Christians and people who like to make fun of Christians.
Political Garbage Chute and Breaking Burgh
There's the new site The Confounding Variable - clean, sophisticated, funny theconfoundingvariable.com
Try thebeaverton.com news satire very funny
No mention of The Unternet News! That and The Onion are my favourites. :)
news10live.com is satire too.
Totally got sucked in by the story of the woman shoplifting fireworks and then them exploding in her vajayjay!!! But when I read why the fireworks ignited I knew it was fake. Sad to think I believed it up until then! People be crazy!!! (Also a bunch of typos and poor grammar!)
What about dailysoak.com? More creative satire stories than the onion.
Is endingthefed fake news? I've seen some stupid stuff from there.
Donald Trump announces he is withdrawing candidacy for POTUS, stating: "It was a joke!" (which most of us knew anyway) #DonaldTrumpWithdraws
**Unconfirmed Sources say
If it's too good to be true, it's not.
We could only wish Hillary and Trump both withdrew from the race.
#DonaldTrumpWithdraws > Unconfirmed sources say
Why would he? He's ahead. LOL
news10live.com is satire news too.
Check out ThisShouldBeTheNews.com too. Lots of absurdist posts, political jabs and pop culture parodies.
What happened to the red tractor usa news satire site? I see no evidence of it anywhere!
MSNBC, CNN and FOX can also be added to this list.
You can say that again
Snopes (owned by Marxist George Sorrows) as a social engineering experiment should really be listed here as well.
And for all your end of the world news check out http://www.guesshowitends.com always funny
Suffolk Gazette
NBC news?
I found http://www.TheDailyRash.com on The Spoof. You have to check it out! A MUST in your top ten satire sites! Hilarious!
Satire news for german speakers: Check out salaminews.at based in Vienna, Austria. Compared to the anglo-american world things are still very much in development round here but we try our best...
Check out this new satire website: http://www.texascockroach.com. It's "LaCucaracha's Only News Source Since 8000BC-(Give or Take a Millennium)" A "newspaper" from this mythical small Texas town, reporting news and events from the town's perspective. It'll make you laugh for sure!
Don't forget
well these website are very bad new english learner they make us crazy and confused
I have a site called http://www.eveningbogstandard.com. The intention is to be our opinionatd and outrageous than mainstream site may be able to afford. I am currently writing the volume of content myself and updating all of it weekly. If I see potential I might want to involve other writers/illustrators designers. But I could maintain all the writing myself if I thought it was worth it and then only seek better design. Comments, ideas, thoughts, pitfalls, experiences shared would be appreciatedn from anybody and of course any mention anywhere to generate traffic
Irreverent Magazine is a good site but has any writer in the UK EVER found a way to 'contact us' and contribute material?..searching for it is impossible - like the bloody Da Vinci code but without the crap ending.
Funny though
Check out the new outrageous fake news and satire site Humor Volcano
My favourite has to be another UK based site: the Daily Mash http://www.thedailymash.co.uk - very funny
The sad thing is that people often take the news on these sites seriously. Also, the Onion is the best, for newspaper style faux news.
One would think they'd be the best with over 20 writers and several editors but we get unsolicited comments almost every week comparing our material more favorably. Sometimes on a timely topic it's obvious they succumb to speed rather than quality. To get in the news cycle they pound a mediocre joke out there rather than waiting a couple days for better ideas. Also we believe the onion unintentionally ripped us off in one case....we wrote, "Christian rock band leaves hotel room immaculate." a few months later they wrote, "Christian rock band cleans up hotel room." We called them and they were very respectable about it but they didn't completely admit the piece was plagiarized. They said a trusted freelance writer submitted the piece. Since they at least checked into it and were very cordial, we chalked it up to coincidence although it was very questionable.
Fox news?
I'm sorry but you seem to have forgotten fox news, you should add it after all it is one of the best faux news channel I've ever had the pleasure of watching.
The Onion always makes me laugh. And their production is first-rate.


text:
· Efficiency/resource assessment
· Effectiveness - Is it possible to measure effects/outcomes? Assessment of Indicators.
· Utility – Is the system being used? Strengths/weaknesses?
· Learning – how are we working with and documenting learning in the organisation and with partners?
The analysis provided the LO/FTF Council with recommendations for development of a systematic and coherent monitoring, evaluation & learning system within the overall organizational framework of the LO/FTF Council. SPG was requested to elaborate recommendations to the LO/FTF Council on how to further improve the M&E system in order to enhance efficiency, performance and result reporting.


text:
You Need a Drink: In America's Drunkest Cities
So you think you can drink? The Daily Beast has listed the 40 drunkest cities in America. The rankings were determined by the percentage of citizens identified as binge drinkers and the number of booze-related deaths. Some of the selections won't surprise you (list-topper Milwaukee is known as a beer capital, plus they've had three Socialist mayors), but some of the others (New York City is nowhere to be found, and Reno beat Las Vegas) will. Here's the top ten:
- Milwaukee, Wisconsin
- Fargo, North Dakota
- San Francisco, CA
- Austin, Texas
- Reno, Nevada
- Burlington, Vermont
- Omaha, Nebraska
- Boston, Massachusetts
- Anchorage, Alaska
- San Diego, California