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Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Comic 876: Randall Tries To Reference Liberal Arts Concepts (And Fails)
88 comments:
- HivemindMarch 23, 2011 at 2:22 PM
Saw this post in the forums, I went hoping that they weren't deluding themselves with small talk about existentialism or whatever.ReplyDelete
There were a few brief flickers of questioning the contrivity of the situation, but otherwise the circle jerk of the "fora" continues.
Speaking of, I feel like skiing.
- AnonymousMarch 23, 2011 at 2:47 PM
Well the resolution here is obvious: The girl DOESN'T exist. She responds so intuitively because she's just another delusion "the system" is giving him, and he's a fool for trusting auditory sensory input as valid. In other words............ReplyDelete
......it's all in his head!
[okay, that was awful]
Captcha: guilless. Better hope she rolled a +2 on constitution, at least, so you can force 3 children out of her per round.
@Ravenz: What's with you and DnD lately?ReplyDelete
Captcha: Shagatic. Not someone you want to be trapped in an elevator with.
- AnonymousMarch 23, 2011 at 3:56 PM
Because D&D is one of the coolest games possible.ReplyDelete
Also 24 more comics and I'm gone.
"You know, for all the flak he gives the liberal arts, Randall sure tries to use and reference them a lot. Perhaps if he bothered to study them, his comic wouldn't be such a constant pile of garbage."ReplyDelete
ZING! Love it.
- AnonymousMarch 23, 2011 at 6:55 PM
@Rinnon: I was actually referencing "Blood Royale", where your female children had two stat scores: "Constitution" and "Guile", ranging between -2 and +2. If they had high guile you married them off to soldiering royalty for attack bonuses, and if they had high constitution you married 'em off for baby-pumping [because high constitution would lead to a lower chance of dying in childbirth while trying for large numbers of kids].ReplyDelete
Referencing semi-obscure boardgames? I'm like Randall, except only funny 5% of the time. OH WAIT.
Hahaha, Captcha: zingstil. See, Captcha knows what I just did there-- cello's zing? Stil here, 'cause Ravenzomg is bringing it.
- AnonymousMarch 23, 2011 at 7:38 PM
Oh FUCK ME that is the most stilted and unnatural xkcdialogue yet to date.ReplyDelete
Who the fuck would immediately guess "eyeballs" from the description "splotches of light"?!
And why the fuck is he calling 911 for that?
Goddamnit I hate xkcd.
- A Roman CandleMarch 23, 2011 at 7:45 PM
This is obviously a joke on how about Philosophy is all crap LOLOLOL SO FUNNY RANDALL!ReplyDelete
Randall does not understand that satire does not work if you do not understand the subject in question.
If you see everything as two distorted splotches of light, maybe you have a valid reason to be calling 911. Sounds like a serious neurological problem to me.ReplyDelete
Also, I imagined that he was calling 911 because he was so lonely and he needed someone to dazzle with his sparkling wit. I'm not even being snarky, that was the first thing I thought of.
- AnonymousMarch 23, 2011 at 8:38 PM
Um... wasn't the cave allegory about how we only see imperfect representations (images, shadows) of concepts?ReplyDelete
TBH, Philosophy depends a lot on who taught you.
Yeah, the cave allegory has nothing to do with acceptance of reality - the shadows the chained people see are images, imperfect knowledge. When they leave they see the actual objects, reality if you will. They see the ideas, not representations of these ideas, and these are true knowledge (unattainable, of course).ReplyDelete
Randall probably understands it, he just incorporated it in a terrible manner.
Yeah, I think the real problem with the philosophy here is that Randy does a pretty good job of describing Descartes' skepticism about reality, but then slaps Plato's name onto it at the end for no reason at all—except that he had a joke about sending a search and rescue team into a Plato's cave. It's all philosophy, so it doesn't matter, right?ReplyDelete
As I said in the previous thread, you'd think that Descartes' importance in the history of mathematics would lead to Randall paying him a bit more respect, but I guess the philosophy element trumps all.
Captcha: leeps. As in, both the operator and Randy make unexplainable leeps in logic.
- AnonymousMarch 23, 2011 at 11:07 PM
I have to agree with Anon 7:38. Seriously, what 911 dispatcher would POSSIBLY make that leap of logic? The comic is just absurd enough to be stupid, but not absurd enough to be funny.ReplyDelete
This comic isn't funny, but it sounds like to me that the Descartes <-> Plato connection is pretty clear.ReplyDelete
-Descartes questions the reliability of our sense in observing the actual world. He is saying that we might be only seeing imperfect versions of the actual reality.
-Plato argues that we do not see the actual reality, or "forms", but imperfect versions of concepts. Granted, he didn't literally mean reality, but the perfect versions of every idea, but the connection is pretty clear.
Again, another disclaimer, the actual comic still isn't funny. xkcd rarely is.
- AnonymousMarch 24, 2011 at 12:18 AM
guys it's a step in a new direction, but his radiation comic (he forgot to post on the front page I guess??) is funnier than his normal ones so give him some propsReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 24, 2011 at 12:35 AM
This comic is hilarious if you imagine he's in Japan caught under rubble from the earthquake and you fill in his responses after the second panel for yourself. Randall just needs an editor.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 24, 2011 at 12:54 AM
Actually Funky, Descartes suggested (specifically so he could refute the suggestion) that the external world might not exist at all, not that our senses might convey only an imperfect version of a perfect, eternal world of forms. There's a (not so) subtle but significant difference. So, Randall fails both humor and philosophy forever.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 24, 2011 at 1:44 AM
This is seriously the best goatkcd ever
- AnonymousMarch 24, 2011 at 5:33 AM
What REALLY bothers me in this comic is "distorted splotches of light".ReplyDelete
How does that work? If the brain is "seeing", then the eyes whould be opaque, not "splotches of light". Unless Randall believes our eyes are in the inside of the head and one can see his own empty sockets, but that's so horrid I'll stop right here.
Really, eyeballs are not "splotches of ligth". If Randall knew anything of anatomy, he'd know that, but I guess Biology isn't a "real science", eh?
Really, this comic was ruined from panel 1. So goddamn contrived...
- AnonymousMarch 24, 2011 at 7:29 AM
@Funky: No.ReplyDelete
Plato (or maybe Socrates, to whom he attributes a lot of his ideas) was concerned with the reason things (which exist, he took for granted) have the properties that they do. He concluded that they have them in reference to "Forms" which we cannot directly perceive.
Descartes put forth the idea that knowledge, even sensory knowledge, is fallible. He put forth the idea that the "actual reality" might not even exist, or at least we don't have any reason to conclude that they do.
They aren't the same or even similar in nature; in fact, they are dealing with separate branches of philosophy (respectively ontology/metaphysics and epistemology).
There's a "connection" in the same way that there's a connection between general relativity and quantum mechanics, because they both concern some of the same things. But if Randy fucked up those two things even his forumites would probably call him on it.
Captcha:Imback. Well, I had been gone a while.
What are you talking about? You just posted at 1:44. This is your 9th post in this comment thread already Anonymous!ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 24, 2011 at 9:44 AM
Guys where are all the comments? Did the one samefag get bored with our site and leave or something?ReplyDelete
- SamefagMarch 24, 2011 at 10:41 AM
Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. I was well on my way to getting a life, but then I remembered how much I love you all.ReplyDelete
Group hug!
- SamefagMarch 24, 2011 at 10:44 AM
10:41 = samefagReplyDelete
Then it must follow that:ReplyDelete
10:41 - samefag = 0,
10:41 / samefag = 1, and
1 / (10:41 - samefag) = ∞
captcha: drane. Remember me... *cough* ... as a drane on society
@Ravenz: Haha, are you serious? That's pretty ridiculous in an awesome way. =DReplyDelete
If they get +2 in constitution and guile, they become broodmothers and pump out entire armies. That happened at about a 4% rate in pre-Enlightenment Europe, right?ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 24, 2011 at 12:25 PM
@Rinnon: Bloode Royale was totally kick-ass. Conquer Europe turn by turn while making sure your royal lineage doesn't accidentally end up under control of another player because of bad pedigree planning, despite constantly rolling heirs with (-1/-1) scores and sickly/ugly daughters that nobody wants to marry their healthy/leadership-heavy heirs to [under a contract of alliance, of course].ReplyDelete
@Kitten: If you do, the Dice Gods will probably kill the child at 15 years old just to smite you. Naturally, your (-2/-2) child lives to be an old weird Uncle that gets forced to lead an army very poorly around your backyard.
Feh, now I want to play, but I'm pretty sure I cannot round up nine people for a game that runs one turn per week, even on the internet =\.
I feel your pain Ravenz. I've been dying to have a game of Diplomacy, but getting 7 people into the same room to play a 12 hour board game is unsurprisingly difficult. It was so much easier when I was still in high school... we all had Saturdays free!ReplyDelete
Side Note: That DOES sound pretty kick-ass. I love non conventional take over Europe games.
- AnonymousMarch 24, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Zomg, are you thinking what I'm thinking? Official XKCDsucks Dip/B.R. p.b.email club!!! Blood Royale uses Diplomacy rules as a base for the actual army movements/city capturing, so it would be a cinch for you to learn. ...You know, if we get 6-8 more people... O.oReplyDelete
Captcha: nesse. I got "nesses" twice before. Now I have the singular, I'm well on my way towards a collection.
I'll start! I sacrifice my first-born and 50% of my capital city's population to Cthulu, declare war on everyone else and crap out a window.ReplyDelete
(I've never played either game)
I'll be Cthulu. My power increases due to Kitten's sacrifices, and I take over the world.ReplyDelete
I, for one, welcome our new gamer overlord.ReplyDelete
My capital city consists of a barn 20 miles outside of Hull. The three ducks and the kitten I sacrificed give Cthulu enough power to take over Ottawa.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 24, 2011 at 1:30 PM
You are all such losers. Xkcd is ripe for the picking and you're all talking about not having sex. Fuck you all I hope you die. Love,ReplyDelete
-A fucktard
- BingofagMarch 24, 2011 at 1:40 PM
@1:30 -- Would you say this place reminded you of somewhere else on the internet?ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 24, 2011 at 1:44 PM
Yes, I daresay I would. You are all dumbasses, like those who frequent the Xkcd fora.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 24, 2011 at 1:50 PM
1:44 sucks big, fat donkey dicks. And that's just gross. Seriously, man, what the fuck?ReplyDelete
- BingofagMarch 24, 2011 at 1:53 PM
@1:44 -- I see. Which would you say is worse? Also, does that mean you won't continue to visit here?ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 24, 2011 at 1:55 PM
1:44 started AIDS. Way to go, jackass.ReplyDelete
Whatever it is it sounds like Risk, so I'm game.ReplyDelete
I place 5 armies from China into Siam to begin my conquest of Oceania.
Captcha: flacial, a slow moving money shot
Capn: Diplomacy is not unlike risk... but Diplomacy is to Risk as Chess is to Checkers.ReplyDelete
Diplomacy doesn't use dice, which means there is no luck involved. Which is why I love it. I'd rather I lost because someone stabbed me in the back when I least expected it, than lose because I had shitty rolls. Nothing frustrates me more than having the superior strategy and losing to shitty dice.
Ranvenz: As cool as that would be, I've tried Diplomacy via forums before (Yes, I'm that much of a loser) and it doesn't work that well. We played it so that moves needed to be in by Tuesday Nights, and during the week we could spend time chatting with the other players during the "Diplomacy" phase. But it didn't work... hard to get in touch with the people at the right times, hard to keep track of the game over the period of half a year, etc. It was a fun idea, but it just didn't work for me.
- AnonymousMarch 24, 2011 at 2:21 PM
@Rinnon: Oh, I understand, I've done the play-by-email route and I can vouch for the fact the 90% of that games suffer drop-outs within 3 turns, and promptly fall into apathy after a week of inaction. =P That, or you end up next to What's-His-Face who decides from the start, "welp, gonna spend the whole game attacking Italy [as Austria] regardless of how well it pans out!"ReplyDelete
That, and we have to keep this place true to its origins: unbridled hatred over meaningless stick-figure comics.
Also, capn's captcha was the only one so far that I actually laughed at so points for crassness.
@Ravenz: Yep, that's pretty damn close to what happened. In a game that is so strongly tied to being able to tell if people are lying to you about wanting to help you move your units... it's just not the same when it's not in person. Especially if you've never met the people you're playing with. Makes it extremely easy to bluff, and it ruins the shock when you're betrayed.ReplyDelete
*Warning, Busting out the War Stories*
This one game I played a few years back I really enjoyed. First time I had played with any of these people except one of them (friends of a friend). I decided it wouldn't be good enough to just go in without a plan... so I established a foreign policy. I told the whole group that I would never lie, and that I would never attack someone without publicly declaring war beforehand. I also stated that any act of aggression against me without a prior declaration of war was considered to be a war crime, and would be punished.
I followed through with this the whole game. Never lied, never attacked someone unexpectedly... It was extremely effective/fun. Only one person attacked me without informing me first, and I immediately dropped everything I was doing to wipe him out of the game. Considering he was Austria and I was Russia... not too bright of him. Especially since Turkey and I had a defensive pact. I'd talk to Germany and Italy and say things like "We can't allow the renegades of Austria to do as they please! Attacking people unprovoked, ransacking our supply depots! If they could do it to me, they could do it to you! Join me in my war effort against these savages!" So much fun.
*End War Stories*
Man, I miss that game.
- AnonymousMarch 24, 2011 at 4:08 PM
God Christ Diplomacy is an awesome game.ReplyDelete
@Rinnon -- Your story was actually pretty interesting, but I will now forever picture you as Arnold Rimmer:ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 24, 2011 at 6:44 PM
Diplomacy: The awesomest game? Although if you haven't ever been in a 30+ player intentionally unbalanced megavariant you're missing out. Long story short: I was Serbia, managed to secure nuclear technology, build a single nuclear missile [to do so you have to waive a build for a whole year, which is pretty hard for small countries] and repeatedly issued M.A.D. orders [you get 5 every turn], "If Russia nukes [anyone], nuke Belgium", since everyone who isn't Russia or the USA only has limited range, and Belgium just happened to be close enough, until one day I got the map and found out that my MAD orders had been triggered and I'd declared war with a nuclear strike on non-Nuclear France, whom I'd previously been on good terms with. Hilarity ensued.ReplyDelete
Kitten: Hahaha, I was thinking of that EXACT scene when I put up my warning. I realized I might look like a completely and total prat if I rattled on about my glory days of war board games, but it was worth the risk. (No pun intended!)ReplyDelete
Ravenz: That sounds very awesome. What game was that though? Was it a homebrew expanded version, or is it an authentic remake that I'm just not familiar with?
- AnonymousMarch 24, 2011 at 7:33 PM
Came on here to pass my judgement upon this comic, but I'd just be repeating what Anon 7:38 has already, more amusingly said. I probably wouldn't have sweared quite as much though.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 24, 2011 at 8:09 PM
@Rinnon: Custom variant that's been around the internet a few times. Hopefully the map convinces you how badass you have to be to attack someone as Serbia. =PReplyDelete
Captcha: cuthunt. ....Most terrifying captcha to date.
- AnonymousMarch 24, 2011 at 9:01 PM
Try playing this custom map.ReplyDelete
"Scientists are cute!"ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 24, 2011 at 11:19 PM
Randall, please. You are not a scientist. Stop doing this to yourself.ReplyDelete
Today, Abstruse Goose is...ReplyDelete
...awful. I mean... shit. He is trolling, right? Right?
CAPTCHA: dinghe. That's what they call them, you know, sailing dinghes.
@Ravenz: That's awesome. I can't even fathom actually trying to play it though. And yeah, I can see how you'd have to be either badass or insane to attack someone as Serbia. I bet it was fun. =DReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 25, 2011 at 12:37 AM
I like the new one. But that's probably because I've been studying microbiology for the last few months. In all fairness, slime molds are pretty cool.ReplyDelete
AGW: is that Hitler? does the author think Hitler is good looking?ReplyDelete
For one, the awfulness in the latest comic comes not from the comic itself, but from the forums. Randall makes a pretty decent joke, and the sycophantic fans all go wild with "non-scientists just DON'T UNDERSTAND us scientists and why we are so AWWWWSUM and they suck".ReplyDelete
- RochambeauMarch 25, 2011 at 5:25 AM
SMBC has been kind of mwah lately, but the latest is really funny! Now emph{that} is subversion of expectations! Lololol, and thank you zach weiner.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 25, 2011 at 5:46 AM
Agree with Rochambeau. Thought smbc has been really sucking lately but the last one was amazing.ReplyDelete
I know we have had this discussion before but i don't know if posting every day is a good thing.
(The goddamn stupid Blogger comment box keeps refusing to let me authenticate with OpenID and then refuses to even publish my comment. I lost the count of how many times I've tried. BLARGAGARH!)ReplyDelete
The Diplomacy talk is awesome and all, but it's time for... *ahem*
Ah, Randall Munroe. The faux-nerd manchild we all love to hate! One very well know characteristic of this abominable creature is his borderline-misogynistic constant white-knighting. What does this have to do with this comic? Please follow me.
What are our characters? StickRandall, BlondeMegan and, of course, the real Megan. Megan is, of course, the reeeeeeal scientist. BlondeMegan is... I dunno, is she supposed to be a liberal arts student(if so, then she lacks the horns and goat feet you'd expect in Randall's portrayal)? Or maybe she is a religious person? I don't know. But then we have StickRandall who's... um... he...
Ladies and gentlemen(and kitten), here's my point: the sole male in this comic does NOTHING.
He's a scientist, yes, but he react passively to what I suppose Randall considers a patent insult to science. He doesn't speak a single line and doesn't even change position. Heck, he could be a cardboard cutout for all we know. A cardboard cutout with a floating head, but still.
So, is Randall becoming the polar opposite to Dave Sim? Maybe. And if that's true, this might be incredibly funny in the long run.
- AnonymousMarch 25, 2011 at 6:09 AM
...Seriously, what's with the double line breaks? I HATE THIS STUPID COMMENT BOX!ReplyDelete
Mole doesn't know if I am a lady or a gentlemen.ReplyDelete
But seriously, screw you Mole for introducing me to Dave Sim. I much prefer Randy's white-knightism to this:
Is it me, or is it impossible to read the words of a misogynist without him sounding incredibly bitter about a past girlfriend/his mother? OH GOD THAT MEANS I AM AN EMOTIONAL FEMALE VOID
i think i've found randy's alter egoReplyDelete
R. dude ...ReplyDelete
that's like shooting someone in the dick ...
you can't just go around shooting people in the dick ... not cool ...
Sometimes I wonder if Randal realizes the obvious white knighting he is doing, or if it's a subconscious thing he's not fully aware of.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 25, 2011 at 10:51 AM
oh no! Randall shows women in a good light! he must be trying to get into their panties!ReplyDelete
seriously, fuck you guys. why can't you just accept this as A GOOD THING. i bet none of you have even been near an actual woman.
And I bet you think no one here is an actual woman.ReplyDelete
Project much?
- AnonymousMarch 25, 2011 at 11:16 AM
"Project much?"ReplyDelete
what makes you think i'm not a woman?
who's projecting now?
- AnonymousMarch 25, 2011 at 11:56 AM
What makes you think he thinks you're not a woman? The excessive amounts of butthurt and fucktardedness coming from you indicate that you are, actually.ReplyDelete
- RochambeauMarch 25, 2011 at 12:10 PM
Returning to the subject of SMBC, I don't think he should post less. Weiner explained why drawing and making a joke everyday was good for improving, and I think he's right. And the good thing is that he is evolving and always trying new stuff. He's been doing science stuff for like a year now, and even if I preferred his previous "hardcore subversion of expectations" stuff, I do enjoy most of the sciency comics. Zach Weiner doesn't make cartoons just because he has to, and I know that when he'll be bored with the science stuff, he'll turn to something new.ReplyDelete
If you take only the 10% best cartoons of Zach Weiner, you have ten great, incredibly funny books, and the guy is what? 25?
It's nice to see a comic artist evolve and trying new stuff. That might be the problem with xkcd: the constraints (stick figures and nerdy jokes) are too strict, and, after a while, I guess he feels trapped in them.
- AnonymousMarch 25, 2011 at 12:27 PM
@Rochambeau: You might say he's trapped in the cave of his own creation?ReplyDelete
And boom goes the misogyny ...
Zach Weiner is amazingly creative in both quantity and quality, the fact that he feels the need to kowtow to Munroe is horribly depressing.
"He does nothing but shitty jokes and stick figures! Most of your graph jokes or dick jokes are better than his whole fucking archive! Fucking stop already!"
Weiner actually turned 29 recently.
Captcha: thetstsi, the super hero who is part biting fly and part Cesar Millan.
@Anon 10:51: I'm married actually, thanks.ReplyDelete
The problem isn't that he paints Women in a good light, that would be just fine. The problem is that he consistently paints them as the superior gender in every way shape and form. It's so consistent that anytime there is a dumb person in XKCD, he is nearly guaranteed to be male, and anytime there is someone to put him in his place, it is almost guaranteed to be female. He clearly paints pictures where males of the species are and SHOULD be subservient to the obviously more intelligent females. It's not him trying to show equality, he's boot licking. There's a big difference. I simply wonder if he is aware that he does this, or if it's subconscious.
- AnonymousMarch 25, 2011 at 1:30 PM
I like to think that other webcomickers acknowledge XKCD more because they know it's absurdly popular and to keep people from constantly recommending it to them than actual like of it.ReplyDelete
I mean, I can dream, can't I?
Guys who can't get girls usually believe that the guys who do are jerks, and girls want nice guys. Problem is, that's somewhat a lie. Point is, too much being a "nice guy" and you might end up becoming practically a parody of a "nice guy", and not even realize that.
And usually single, too.
I bet most of the "nice guys" get a clue and ditch at least a bit of the niceness with time and realize it's less about being a doormat and more not being a complete jerk.
On the other hand, we know Randall has never matured from high school so...
@Pro Mole:ReplyDelete
Oh I hear you, don't get me wrong, I understand where it comes from. When I was in Elementary School, and the earlier years of High School I was the same way. All the guys who had girlfriends were jerks and I thought it was much better to just be nice and thoughtful and do everything a girl needed me to do. That somehow this was the best way to win a girl over. I think a lot of nerds start out thinking that way.
- AnonymousMarch 25, 2011 at 2:57 PM
I have an online girlfriend. Does that count?ReplyDelete
Captcha: Drama
Ooh. Getting dramatic now. And congratulations on using a real word this time.
@Anon 1.30: just this horrifying glance into this world where EVERY introductory conversation you have is:ReplyDelete
'so what do you do?'
'oh, I draw webcomics-'
'oh man, webcomics! dude you have to check out this webcomic I know, it's called xkcd, it's so freakin' hilarious!'
'er yeah I've heard of it-'
'listen listen listen: *clears throat* "We can't send a search-and-rescue time into Plato's cave!" HAHAHAHAHA oh man you have to check it out'
'yeah thanks but I already-'
'what's your one called?'
'er, hang on, I have business cards'
'hmm. I've not heard of it. but yeah check out xkcd sometime. hehehehe'
Only if you have a penis that works through Skype.ReplyDelete
Thanks for ninja-ing my comment, Ann. I'm just really hoping your comic is called "Only if you have a penis that works through Skype".ReplyDelete
It's an experimental thing y'know. Like Dinosaur Comics has the same art each time, my comic has the same punchline each time: "Only if you have a penis that works through Skype!"ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 25, 2011 at 5:29 PM
I'd read that for 100 updates or so, probably =\ReplyDelete
I'd read it...ReplyDelete
...but only if you have a penis that works through Skype!
- AnonymousMarch 25, 2011 at 8:46 PM
@ RochembeauReplyDelete
I am an elephant short and stout here is my handle here is my snout, if you don't post this post in ten different threads then
- AnonymousMarch 26, 2011 at 7:48 AM
"....The notion of a "search and rescue" team is redundant, since that's the whole point of the allegory (bringing people into the light)....."ReplyDelete
Speaking of bringing/guiding people into the light, I used to be a palliative care worker remunerated on a commission basis.
I did well indeed.
- AnonymousMarch 26, 2011 at 1:49 PM
Him: " The USA and the Coalition just want the oil in Libya. Just like Iraq and Afghanistan"ReplyDelete
Me: "Hey! It's not our fucking fault god put our oil in Arab countries!"
Now back to fibrillating my engorged misella landica.
@The Kitten of Vanity - All very well and good but have you no soap radio?ReplyDelete
r.e. xkcd - I don't mind if you think philosophy's a lesser subject than science if you can throw Husserl and Wittgenstein and Aristotle and Popper back in my face, but if you can't even get your Plato 101 analogies in order, then seriously? You come across as an anti-knowledge and insecure.
Randy Shame.


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WhatsApp is obtaining trendier day by day. People are more drawn in to WhatsApp as it is extremely simple to use and also one can quickly transfer pictures and can have video contact it.
Now WhatsApp can be used as a vital advertising tool for service. WhatsApp is offered in an app one could conveniently download and install in android as well as in ios. The android mobile phones are conveniently offered with all its mobile accessories in Pakistan. We could conveniently shop easily from any kind of mobile shop.
On WhatsApp individuals are conveniently drawn in the direction of it as it's a distinct application in which communication with each various other is extremely simple. Mostly individuals choose personal conversation on it as they feel much more comfy.
But making team communication you could easily make a group as well as can chat in it for hours. Likewise now the chat of WhatsApp is most safeguarded one as its safeguarded with one to one file encryption now. In a WhatsApp group you could include your close friends, relatives and all various other participants that are interested to conversation. At once more than one participant could message in that group as well as can chat like a family members.
Commonly an SSL Qualification will absolutely have your domain, your organisation name, your address, your city, your state as well as your nation. It will also include the expiry date of the Certificate in addition to details of the Qualification Authority accountable of the issuance of the Qualification. When a web internet browser connects to a safe website it will certainly recuperate the internet site's SSL Certification and check out that it has really not go out, it has really been provided by a Certification Authority the web browser trusts, which it is being taken advantage of by the website for which it has been issued. If it fails on any type of among these checks the internet browser will definitely display an advising throughout consumer letting them recognize that the internet site is not secured by SSL.
Worldwide SSL Accreditation Market Document gives vital details referring to the basic market as well as expense quote over a five-year duration, from 2017 to 2022. This report is an useful source of recommendations for service in addition to individuals providing Field Chain Framework, Organisation Approaches in addition to Proposals for New Task Investments.
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For company, WhatsApp is a fantastic promotional device. B2B businesses take advantage of WhatsApp messages to communicate as well as educate their client area. Boosting client interaction has ended up being so many times easier utilizing this app. There's a great deal much more that can be told about the benefits of utilizing WhatsApp as a major marketing approach as well as following explains few of those:
- Whatsapp supports not only message but multiple other styles like images, video clips, audios, Vcards and locations making it very easy for online marketers while promotions.
- The details which gets distributed or goes to a really marginal price or perhaps almost free!
- One of the most ingenious features of Whatsapp is the blue ticks which assist the online marketers to track how message program systems.
- Using WhatsApp messaging it allows the marketing experts to send out the info to DND numbers also.
- Whatsapp is a cross-platform interaction app that makes is offered practically on all feasible tools.
- Via WhatsApp, marketers could send the various launches, deals, updates concerning the product to clients maintaining them educated at all times.
- Whatsapp gives the simplicity to use without the requirement of any plug-ins.
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WhatsApp has variations for iPhone, Android, Windows phone, and the Nokia S40. There's also an internet app and desktop versions for Mac or Windows PCs, but you have to have it mounted on your mobile phone initially, considering that each WhatsApp account is linked directly to a solitary telephone number.
Our group at brandlocking is highly geared up with skilled and cutting-edge professionals. Our teams are well trained for making use of WhatsApp as an advertising device to the very best of their capability. At Dreamworth, we supply 24×7 assistance to your WhatsApp marketing service. Below are the vital attributes that we practice at Dreamworth that makes us stand out from others:
- Our teams are focused on 100% consumer contentment.
- We provide constant assistance lines.
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- We have a specialized innovative group carrying out conversation online forums to make use of the app as well as how you can make cutting-edge and effective use of Whatsapp in our advertising methods.
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Which is the Best WhatsApp Advertising Companies in India?WhatsApp is likewise dealing with 1:1 communication in a different way than the other chatbot frameworks. On the WhatsApp blog site they specify, "In the coming months, we'll ... make it easier for individuals to connect with business they want to reach on WhatsApp. Our approach is simple-- we intend to use just what we've discovered assisting individuals get in touch with each various other in ordering to help people connect with companies that are important to them". While systems like Carrier as well as Kik have visible "crawler shops", on WhatsApp customers need to opt-in or know business phone number. WhatsApp validated "Companies will only be able to call people who have actually offered their telephone number and consented to be called by the organisation over WhatsApp. Consumers must also opt-in to notices when supplying their telephone number in your web site." This might really feel more personal for individuals talking with brand names versus a WhatsApp chatbot?
Just what's special concerning WhatsApp is that despite the fact that this Verified Enterprise platform is new, huge brand names have already meddled experiences below. For example, in 2013, Absolut Vodka introduced the very first marketing project on the system to advertise their Restricted Edition Absolut Unique collection. They focused the implementation on the Argentina market, since 84 percent of the country's mobile phone individuals got on the application at the time. As the Hootsuite case study pointed out, "For the launch they determined to host a really exclusive party. The catch? There were only 2 invitations offered to the general public. Anybody intending to win these tickets had to make use of WhatsApp to get in touch with an imaginary bouncer called Sven and also persuade him to allow them go.The project produced over 1,000 one-of-a-kind images, videos, as well as audio messages individuals created to encourage Sven, as well as built buzz in the community."
With the enhancing growths in the app, it is it goes without saying, WhatsApp will certainly soon be taken into consideration as a ruling advertising device in the near future. With its initial launch till the current one, there have actually been recognizable enhancements created making it better as well as these growths remain to happen which gives a hint concerning exactly how crucial role Whatsapp will be playing in the areas of Digital, Communicational, Promotional Advertising sector and Dreamworth would be a superb choice that will aid you to be the very best out of the remainder.
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SSL certifications have a vital set: a public as well as an unique trick. These techniques interact to develop an encrypted link. The certification likewise contains what is called the "subject," which is the identification of the certificate/website proprietor.
To get a certification, you have to produce a Qualification Finalizing Demand (CSR) on your web server. This procedure creates an exclusive secret in addition to public trick on your server. The CSR information submit that you send to the SSL Certification carrier (called a Certificate Authority or CA) contains the general public trick. The CA utilizes the CSR info data to produce an information structure to match your personal technique without jeopardizing the crucial itself. The CA never sees the private trick.
As quickly as you obtain the SSL certification, you install it on your web server. You likewise install an intermediate certification that establishes the integrity of your SSL Certification by linking it to your CA's origin certification. The instructions for establishing and evaluating your certificate will definitely be different relying on your web server.
The most fundamental part of an SSL certification is that it is electronically authorized by a depended on CA, like DigiCert. Any person can establish an accreditation, yet internet browsers just depend on certifications that originate from a company on their checklist of relied on CAs. Web browsers feature a pre-installed list of relied on CAs, called the Trusted Beginning CA store. In order to be included in the Trusted Origin CA shop as well as for this reason come to be a Certification Authority, a company ought to follow and be checked out versus security and confirmation requirements developed by the internet browsers.
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WhatsApp Organisation also sustains WhatsApp Internet, in which you can manage the service online, without a mobile app. The feature is still not as complex as the mobile app, but we anticipate it to supply extra in the future as several larger organisations sign up with the layer.
These are the finer points that establish WhatsApp Business besides the conventional application. As you have seen in the attribute run down, it is developed from the ground up for organisations or people running their very own configuration, to deal with customer requirements. It's additionally the very factor the app exists, because it supplies so much more than just what the basic application can supply for those presently doing business on the normal application.
What as well as just how you intend to use it is entirely as much as you as well as the nature of your service.
Exactly what you need to run WhatsApp Business.
There are a couple of prerequisites for running WhatsApp Service as a result of the way WhatsApp as a service is designed.
You will certainly need a smartphone that runs Android (iphone owners will have to wait a while), a number for registering on the service. This will be your official, business number and also will certainly be made use of when engaging with customers. It's ideal if this is a separate number completely, so you may wish to take a new SIM. The factor for this is WhatsApp's verification process. WhatsApp only allows one mobile number to be linked to one WhatsApp account. If your existing number is already being made use of by WhatsApp, you can not use it for a WhatsApp Company account.
Whatsapp marketing is a really recent means of advertising, where electronic marketers use the different features supplied by WhatsApp to reach out the prospects and also customers. Whatsapp has confirmed to be a superb device to improve your sales. If you are intending to introduce a brand-new item or you want optimal clients to obtain accustomed with your services, Whatsapp marketing is a clever method to get it done.
This can be an actual individual as an example the brand name Uncommon Pink has a whatsapp number taken care of by it's client service supervisors that are offered at all times to involve with consumers. Typically busy business individuals discover it simple to involve with this individual on whatsapp, exchanging images of items they are interested in, asking concerns and even agreeing repayment and delivery terms. The brand has actually been selling a significant percentage of it's on-line sales via whatsapp after it started sharing it's number with clients.
Whatsapp will certainly stay ad totally free and for this reason in order to develop a base of customers, you need to supply them something of value for their contact number. This can be a promo, a freebie, a complimentary service or valuable information.
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If you have various subdomains on one IP address, you might safeguard them with a Wildcard SSL Accreditation. If you have countless different domain names on one IP address, you could secure them with a UC Certificate. You will need to establish SSL Host Headers to do this.
A CSR. A certification wrapping up need or CSR is an item of text that need to be produced on your internet server prior to acquiring the SSL certification. The qualification authority will utilize the information included in the CSR (Firm name, domain name, public secret, etc.) to produce your certification.
Appropriate call info in WHOIS paper. When you buy a qualification for a certain domain name, the certificate authority need to assure that you possess the domain name that you are acquiring the accreditation for and that you are accredited to purchase the certificate. This is mostly done by making sure that the WHOIS record (the possession and call info related to each domain) matches the business name and also address that is sent with the certification order. Some CAs will definitely call the contact number given in the WHOIS record and many will send out an e-mail to the address given there so make certain you have the appropriate details supplied. You could check the WHOIS paper for your domain name right here.
Business/Organization recognition papers. If you are getting a high-assurance qualification, your company should furthermore be confirmed. Certification authorities frequently check out federal government databases online to verify that your organisation is signed up yet they might still require you to send out in a federal government registration record if they could not find your business. Each certification authority has a bit various needs for acknowledgment. If you wish to examine whether your company is appropriately kept in mind as well as energised with your federal government, attempt making use of one of these online searches. If you are acquiring an EV accreditation, you will need to provide a lot much more files. Your certification carrier will certainly enable you recognize exactly what you need to supply after you position your order.
Wildcard SSL Certification preserves your cash as well as time from handling different SSL certificate for every and every sub-domain, our economical Wildcard SSL accreditations could secure your entirely professional domain name as well as its all sub-domains. When order a Wildcard SSL certification, You should certainly include an asterisk (*) before the usual name. It is made it feasible for with unlimited web server licenses, so you could share very same wildcard SSL accreditation on multiple web servers.
Specifically What are SSL Certificates and Why do I Required Them?
SSL certificates are a vital aspect of the data security treatment that make web offers protected. They are digital tickets that supply confirmation to secure the personal privacy as well as stability of internet website communication with web browsers.
The SSL qualification's job is to introduce secured sessions with the user's web browser through the secure outlets layer (SSL) procedure. This secured web link can not be established without the SSL accreditation, which electronically affixes organisation details to a cryptographic trick.
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SSL Certificates provide secure, encrypted interactions in between an internet site along with a net internet browser. SSL indicates Secure Sockets Layer, the method which provides the security. SSL Certificates are commonly established on pages that ask for end-users to send delicate information over the internet like charge card information or passwords. Instance web pages include settlement websites, internet kinds and also login website.
Count on fund and also security as well as safety and security are just what make people confident adequate to use private, delicate details online. SSL certificates are what make a website relied on. Organizations needs to use an SSL qualification to secure their website if they wish to take internet settlements or expect their visitors to send out confidential information. In addition to establishing crucial trust along with security as well as security right into your website, SSL certifications furthermore aid with Search Engine Optimization efforts since Google is providing a rankings enhance for websites that are served over https.
Produced with close co-operation with Microsoft, Unified Communications Certificates (UCC) are especially created to protect Microsoft Exchange and also Office Communications web server settings. Like Multi-Domain accreditations, UCCs allow administrators to safeguard numerous FQDNs or sub-domains on a singular certification. UCCs additionally provide solutions significant cost savings over single certification acquisitions.
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WhatsApp is a cost-free mobile app that uses your phone's web link to allow you talk with various other WhatsApp individuals, without SMS text fees. The application also lets you share data as well as images, and sustains complimentary voice and video clip telephone calls.
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If you want your SMS marketing to be reliable, the first (and vital) action is seeing to it you develop a reliable message. To do that, include the following variables:
SMS advertising and marketing is an excellent device for firms, both little in addition to considerable, to use, states Saoirse Blaney, remedy growth director at Sendmode. It not eats, simple, and reliable, with high open rates in addition to high conversions– it's a gadget firms can not spend for to forget.
Firms stress that SMS advertising and marketing could show up intrusive, therefore, they are sceptical pertaining to utilizing it as an advertising and marketing tool. This is unreal. You need to acquire authorization from your consumers prior to you message them, when you do, the message is both well gotten and acted on.
Net text is made use of by online marketers as well as solutions to run a vast selection of marketing and advertising advocate client retention and acquisition through personalized birthday celebration intros, go to concepts, negotiation verifications, along with marketing and advertising sales along with special offers; in addition to interacting with workers.
SMS marketing and advertising may be an extremely reliable means to involve with customers. Nevertheless, there are a number of barriers that you must get over, consisting of adhering to the CAN-SPAM Act, ensuring your messages get to the very best receivers, and situating a solution that allows you send 100 or maybe a whole lot more messages to your clients.
Atomic SMS Sender is a Windows TEXT messaging application. It might do a whole lot for your SMS advertising approach consisting of the capability to create various groups of receivers, arrangement AtomicSMS incredibly quickly, in addition to immediately customize your messages. You might additionally access it from any type of kind of system with Windows.
Among one of the most considerable advantage of Atomic SMS Sender is that it is so easy to configuration. If you are brand-new to SMS advertising and marketing, you might configure it instead promptly.
SMS message messaging has an ordinary open price of 98%, so essentially every sms message that is sent out is opened up by its recipient. SMS' could be personalized similarly, using supplied names raises your roi as a distinct message can have a trusted impact on clients. SMS customers can also be fractional, as a result message can be added targeted. Inevitably, Brandlocking SMS is extremely easy to make usage in addition to truly fast to obtain well-known, it is additionally an affordable strategy to obtain in contact with clients from as reduced as 2c each SMS financial debt.
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Brandlocking is capturing the interest for being one of one of the most inexpensive in addition to credible mass SMS distributor out there. Our upgraded approach of mass SMS alternative will aid organisation to market their firm a minimum of price.
Brandlocking is an internationally leading Organisation Messaging Service Business. Brandlocking has actually truly been a leader being used SMS-messaging remedy throughout around the world markets thinking about that 2003 consequently broadening its series of product and services to include Mass TEXT, A2P SMS, HLR Lookup Choice, SMSC Website, TEXT Firewall Program Program, Web Solutions, together with Mobile Applications.
Usings Brandlocking TEXT service vary from company to firm. Some utilize this remedy for details (instance: schools) and some for notifies (situations: share market updates). Numerous firms commonly utilize mass SMS service for advertising and marketing and also marketing their company. Similarly this treatment is made use of by media for obtaining a feedbacks from its target market whether it's a topic or a poll issue. This option is in addition made use of by numerous telecoms company for upgrading their customers regarding their points. This bulk SMS remedy is the quickest simplest recommends to reach their consumers. This option is given by the SMS internet site carriers. This SMS entryway is straight linked to with online as well as it gets to the clients rapidly as well as promptly gives the firm's message to its clients. Mass voice telephone call are moreover among the quickest methods to obtain to customers and keep them upgraded worrying any kind of kind of particular organization.
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Our Brandlocking TEXT service are ensured to supply an amazing coupon to your firm. We moreover provide brief code solution in addition to lengthy code service to our consumers. We have different consumers that have in truth done well in their option with our bulk SMS marketing and advertising solution. We market your organisation by sending bulk SMS, inning accordance with the classifications of customers specified by our customers. We have a database of every certain client called for by your business.
Brandlocking has actually been discovered evaluating WhatsApp adaptation in India, as a means to engage with its customers. The current development leverages the WhatsApp Company system that was debuted in September to monetise the immediate messaging service. Brandlocking as well as WhatsApp have both confirmed the screening to Gadgets 360.
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If you consider it, making a call is decreased by the size of its number, a type of typical code. Nevertheless, end people are additionally quick-tempered for that any longer. They prefer immediate complete satisfaction. So, those SMS (Brief Answering service) codes are essential to app advancement.
The sector will absolutely develop the future of SMS. Price, efficiency, along with breadth of defense all have a cost. Besides, if MESSAGE saves your indoor job, it should have a price. If it makes it possible for mass messaging in addition to divides inbound, exterior bound, along with toll-free numbers, the expense financial savings deserve a rate. If SMS enhances sales, maintain consultations or construct client relationships, the prices makes good sense.
TEXT Advertising and marketing is an important component for any kind of type of effective advertising and marketing job, with 98% of messages opened within the initial 3 mins of circulation. For company, the effect of text infiltration is currently above in the past.
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WhatsApp is easily available throughout all the mobile systems readily available such as Android, apple iphone, Blackberry and Windows.
Brands huge and also tiny have begun exploring on the opportunity of using Whatsapp in their brand communications. Whatsapp has numerous benefits as well as we have detailed out a few of them which had made whatsapp a beneficial marketing platform.
We all recognize that individuals prefer to fidget with their smartphones looking for info from time to time as well as Whatsapp allows you to feed them instantly. Text messaging is not dead yet, the TEXT is.
Like the socials media, Whatsapp allows you to do text messaging in addition to pictures as well as video clips which is too excellent to overlook for marketing experts. Unlike Social networks, efforts for producing content is lesser and a lot easier with Whatsapp
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Benefits of Wildcard SSL certifications
Centralized Administration: Obtaining a different SSL for each single sub-domain, you will need to deal with several SSL accreditations. All certs may abandon different dates and you cannot track effortlessly. When you buy a solitary wildcard SSL, it will absolutely cover all sub-domains under one roofing covering. Just watch on one SSL qualification and also obtain rid from many SSL administration.
Lower Management Price: SSL configuration treatment life cycle entails several actions like investing in, SSL setup, authentication in addition to installation. Account groups handle purchase as well as they invest much more time for numerous acquisition. Technical group cares for SSL plan and also installation. A skilled network administrator could require minimum 20 minutes for single SSL action. For claim mounting various SSL on 10 sub-domains, he will need to invest about 200 minutes. While mounting a wildcard SSL certification he will require merely 20 mins in addition to all 10 sub-domains will certainly be secured with SSL.
Expense Conserving: Different SSL will certainly cost you at least $10, so when you buy separate accreditation, you will be paying $100 to secure 10 sub-domains. As wildcard SSL accreditation is available at cheapest expense– merely $38, you could conserve around 58%. You can configure precise same wildcard SSL on various organizing servers with NO extra rate. Additionally, you can likewise include limitless sub-domains to shield under solitary wildcard SSL certification.
Ease SSL Rebirth: All SSL certificates will certainly run out one day as well as you will definitely need restoring it once more to keep using them. SSL rebirth procedure corresponds brand-new acquisition where you will certainly have to adhere to very same steps once more. Separate SSL revival will certainly take much more time in installment and will definitely set you back more loan. While, restoring a solitary wildcard SSL with less cost, time and keeping an eye on that will certainly keep all sub-domains shield.
In order to maintain customer details personal as well as safe as well as safe and secure, company along with companies need to include SSL certificates to their web sites to enable safeguarded online acquisitions.
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Designer Inspired: Welcome Mat by Karl Lohnes
It's time for our ninth featured designer in our Designer Inspired Series of pink ribbon welcome mats exclusive to Carpet One Floor & Home. We're three-quarters of the way through all these beautiful designs. Remember, there are 12 designs so we'll be featuring one designer and their inspiration each month. This month we're taking a closer look at the welcome mat design from interior designer Karl Lohnes.
Karl wanted to create a mat that was trendy and memorable, yet humorous. He did this by using the on-trend colors of pink and gray. "The message written across the mat reminds people that all women who have fought cancer are like queens; strong, inspiring and a force to be reckoned with," said Karl. He believes that this mat will resonate with many people who have overcome hardships.
About Karl
Karl Lohnes is Canada AM's design expert. He is one of the top design authorities in Canada and is known for his stylish, no-nonsense decorating. He has a large fan base and has helped decorate homes all over Canada. Currently, Karl speaks at seminars and trade shows, gives in-home decorating consultations to homeowners, and appears on Canada AM to give updates on the latest in home décor.
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text: Source: (2011) Restorative Practice E-Forum. 8 November 2011.As the representative of Community Service Foundation of Hungary, the Hungarian affiliate of the International Institute for Restorative Practices (IIRP), I participated in a group session of the Hungarian Crime Prevention and Prison Mission Foundation in summer 2009 (Sycamore Tree Project — www.pfi.org/cjr/stp/introduction — or Zacchaeus Program in Hungary). There I met the governor of Balassagyarmat prison, where inmates were working in groups on issues related to their crimes and exploring ways to repair relationships they had damaged. Some inmates began accepting responsibility for what they had done and were motivated to make things right and earn forgiveness of victims and their families. Prisoners made symbolic reparation in the form of community service within the prison, but there was still a lot to do to create opportunities for offenders to make contact with victims and shed the stigma of their offense by means of direct reparation. Also, prison management believed it important to support processes,acceptable to victimized families and communities, to help prisoners regain control of their lives and prevent reoffending.(excerpt)


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The Board of Health last night ordered a halt to a massive soil dumping project until the town and the city of Worcester can determine if the soil being brought in from construction sites in the Boston area is safe and will not contaminate nearby drinking water sources.
Health board members said they did not know the operation was going on at a section of Overlook Farm and nearby Jordan Dairy Farm until neighbors told them about 18-wheelers coming and going from the properties.
Board member Elliott Nadeau said the board should have been informed that millions of tons of fill are being imported to town.
�If somebody is putting something in my backyard, I'd want to hear about it,� he said. �This could have been avoided if we were aware of the situation.�
Kevin F. Gervais, owner of Clinton-based Lighthouse Environmental Management, and Richard G. Stromberg, principal hydrogeologist with EnviroTrac out of Sharon, said they did not think they needed to inform the town. They said the fill is safe.
Mr. Gervais said fill being brought to Rutland is currently coming from projects at MIT, the Pier 4 development in downtown Boston, and part of the Route 128 extension in Randolph. He told the board he has done similar fill operations in Upton, Northbridge, Berlin, Northboro and Acton.
Board of Health member Karin Prucnal said she looked at the fill management plan on one of the websites of the two men. She said the website said they had already gotten approval from the Board of Health.
Indeed, the soil management plan for Overlook Farm prepared by EnviroTrac and linked by the Lighthouse website says, �The site was previously wooded land that was cleared in 2011 to permit the farming of corn. The permit to import the Biomix material was approved in 2011.
�The permit for the Biomix required approvals from the Board of Health, Conservation Commission and MassDEP. During the approval process, no issues were reportedly raised concerning the past use or the presence of potentially hazardous materials on the site, or adjoining properties according to the owner.�
Randy Jordan from Jordan Dairy Farm at 51 Muschopauge Road said he was at the health board meeting also on behalf of Dick Williams, owner of the Overlook Farm, at 29 Overlook Road. He also said he didn't know the town should have been informed.
�We're not hiding nothing. We're not going to do anything to hurt us or the town of Rutland,� he told the board.
Joseph Dell'Aquilla, chairman of the Conservation Commission, said he heard that more than 1 million tons of soil were being imported. He said the soil being dumped at Overlook Farm is not on the part of the farm being used by Heifer International.
He said he's concerned about possible contaminants in the soil. He said that according to MIT's environmental health and safety section on its website, some fill from the school has high concentrations of lead, asbestos and fuel oil. He said the area where the soil is being dumped is near three reservoirs: Quinapoxet, which provides drinking water for Worcester; Davis, a drinking water source for Holden; and Muschopauge, which serves Rutland.
Kevin M. Scherer, watershed forester for Worcester's water operations and reservoirs, said he was flabbergasted that the fill operation got started without the town's knowledge, especially since it is near drinking water sources. He told the board a cease and desist order should have been put in place as soon as it was learned about the operation.
�I can't believe I'm listening to what's happening here. It's unreal,� Mr. Scherer said. �When obviously there's drinking water supply in the proximity, it would trigger you to notify somebody that you're doing this. Maybe there's nothing wrong with what you're doing. The problem is you didn't' tell us about it and allow us to make an informed decision.�
The board asked that information be provided before its next meeting, on March 25.


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These Pigs Go Swimming in the Bahamas — Daily Distraction
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Ah, the Bahamas. White sandy beaches, umbrella drinks, perfect weather ... and swimming pigs?
While they may not be the fastest breast-strokers out there, these pigs seem to have no trouble keeping their snouts above the water. Hopefully sometime soon we'll get a glimpse of them diving off the dock, which should be at least as much fun as watching this Corgi dive.
The Daily Distraction is your Internet break from reality. Whether you're eating lunch at your desk or avoiding high school exes on Facebook, you might just laugh, say "aaahhh" or not believe what you just watched.


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On any day during the summer, you can drive your own vehicle and claim the fabled "This Car Climbed Mt. Washington" bumper sticker. Or, enjoy a New England tradition: a guided tour. We've been transporting guests to the summit of Mt. Washington for nearly 150 years, and today's stage drivers regale passengers with tales of mountain weather, history and wildlife.
But, there's more than one way to enjoy a mountain. The Mt. Washington Auto Road also offers exclusive opportunities to experience the wonders of the Northeast's highest peak. In 2010, guests will have three mornings to drive themselves to the summit for sunrise. Sunrise Drives will be held on June 27, July 25 and August 29 offering the chance to enjoy this magical time on the mountain. The Mt. Washington Auto Road is also able to customize trips for car clubs. Sunrise and sunset tours are available, and your car club can have the Road all to yourselves. Corvettes. Jeeps. Minis. Whatever your ride, the Road is waiting. And, motorcyclists, don't forget about your special days: Ride to the Sky. During Laconia Motorcycle Week, the Mt. Washington Auto Road offers two motorcycle-only days. No cars, just bikes on June 14 and 17.
For birders, the Mt. Washington Auto Road now offers Bicknell's Thrush Tours in June. Mt. Washington is one of two Bicknell's Thrush habitats in the northeastern United States, and tours in 2009 had a 100% success rate.
Whatever your reason for visiting Mt. Washington, the Mt. Washington Auto Road has just the right tour for you.
For additional information call 603-466-3988 or visit mountwashingtonautoroad.com.


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