text: tynet/#stevenchan - IRC Chatlog Search Saturday, 20th of May 2017, 17:19:24 UTC 18:00:25 PincerAttack bleh 18:08:57 anon ayy 18:20:52 Sucky_1 hello 18:21:09 Sucky_1 I am late as usual 18:23:20 anon I am watching anime as usual. 18:23:20 Colleen ANIMÉ counter: 752 18:24:46 Sucky_1 I'm reading manga 18:24:58 Sucky_1 My Hero Academia is fantastic 18:29:45 anon I am watching the show. It's pretty cool as well. 18:32:41 Sucky_1 I just skipped the show because adaptions have gotten painfully lazy 18:33:42 anon The show cuts through a lot in the manga. I think it's alright. 18:33:59 anon I like that it doesn't drag too much 18:35:00 anon I need to buy a new belt because this one is too ratty. 18:41:51 Sucky_1 I don't think the manga drags 18:42:03 Sucky_1 Less so than something like Dragonball or Naruto 18:55:19 Shinmera Sucky_1: so did you get my mail or what 18:55:22 Shinmera *email 18:56:13 Shinmera Also hello, I am back 18:56:25 Sucky_1 I got it 18:56:35 Shinmera Great 18:57:22 anon My body is getting tired. 18:58:02 Shinmera My body is ready for movie night 18:59:08 anon I have work early on Saturdays now so I have to nap soon 18:59:29 Sucky_1 You should become a male prostitute 19:01:25 Shinmera Anon is too buff to be a prostitute 19:01:37 Shinmera Also he's a greasy nerd, so that doesn't help either 19:02:36 Sucky_1 Gay community loves buff guys 19:02:42 Sucky_1 otherwise Gatchimuchi wouldn't be a thing 19:03:31 Shinmera Buff, slim guys. 19:03:41 Shinmera Guys whose muscles are directly visible. 19:03:47 Shinmera If I remember correctly anon is not that. 19:07:26 anon I would have to eat less and I don't want to do that because my lifts will suffer. 19:08:15 anon buh 19:08:52 anon I'll have to remember to stay up a little longer on Monday morning and put the ringer on. 19:10:39 Shinmera Task: given a number of nodes in a graph, where each node is represented as a collection of ports through which edges to other nodes are formed, give an algorithm that allocates a minimal number of distinct colours to each port in such a way that no port is connected to more than one port of the same colour. 19:10:40 Colleen 1745 sharks are swimming in the sea. 19:10:54 Sucky_1 what 19:11:22 Shinmera What what 19:12:19 Sucky_1 Why did you state a task? 19:12:50 Shinmera It's a puzzle that I'm working out right now. 19:13:24 anon I am going to nap 19:13:26 Shinmera Well, I say puzzle, but more discreetely put, it's a problem I'm encountering in my programs, stated as abstractly as possible. 19:15:08 Shinmera There's a way to bring the problem back down to regular graph colouring, I believe, but I'm not sure if it's the best way of going about it. 19:19:11 Shinmera Sucky_1: so, how ya doin' 19:19:32 Sucky_1 Always on edge, as usual. 19:19:56 Shinmera even during weekends? 19:21:22 Shinmera minty: no 19:21:41 Sucky_1 Weekends are edgy too 19:21:45 Sucky_1 every day is edge day 19:21:58 minty no what? 19:22:00 minty no butts? 19:22:05 Sucky_1 no ma'm? 19:22:05 Shinmera minty: Just a preemptive no 19:22:12 minty k 19:22:27 Shinmera It's like in war where you do a preemptive strike 19:22:28 minty I'LL JUST CLOSE THE FUCKIN' TAB THEN 19:22:44 Shinmera Basically what I've done is win the argument before it even started 19:22:53 Shinmera That's some advanced tactics 19:22:54 minty there wasn't one... 19:23:14 Shinmera minty: see, now I've already won because my "no" applies 19:24:00 Shinmera Sucky_1: you should do something to stop being such an edgelord 19:26:26 minty rekt 19:34:38 Shinmera the future's looking bright http://thederidiabletower.tumblr.com/post/160873146756/alex-isokay-furrypost-generator-someone-in 19:34:39 Colleen http://thederidiabletower.t... Website (HTML), Title: Fibonacci dipshit 19:34:50 Shinmera For drama, that is 19:35:52 gingerale I've taken to having a varpowave playlist in the background whenever I stream D&D. It's so terrible it's great. 19:36:16 Sucky_1 >terrible 19:36:22 Sucky_1 Get out of here with your shit taste 19:37:21 Shinmera 90+% of any category of things is terrible 19:37:38 minty especially people 19:37:47 Sucky_1 ESPECIALLY people 19:37:54 Shinmera especially me 19:37:57 minty I JUST SAID THAT, SUCKY 19:38:32 Sucky_1 NOT WITH CAPS LOCK 19:38:43 Sucky_1 YOU FORGOT TO PUT ON THE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 19:38:52 Sucky_1 AND FOR THAT YOU ARE RELEGATED TO SECOND 19:39:01 Shinmera 𝕰𝖘𝖕𝖊𝖈𝖎𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞 𝖕𝖊𝖔𝖕𝖑𝖊 19:40:40 Sucky_1 Lot's of dominos 19:40:47 Shinmera get better fonts you loser 19:40:47 Sucky_1 *lots 19:40:59 Shinmera https://www.google.com/get/noto/ 19:40:59 Colleen https://www.google.com/get/... Website (HTML), Title: Google Noto Fonts 19:41:42 minty >start reading an essay for school 19:41:53 Shinmera >stop 19:42:09 minty >john's grandma comes over n starts complaining about how old and in pain she is 19:42:16 minty >i hate living here 19:42:19 minty >kill me 19:42:28 Sucky_1 I hate when old people do that 19:42:35 Sucky_1 WOW, IT HURTS TO BE OLD! 19:42:38 minty i hate his grandma, i fuckin' swear 19:42:40 Shinmera you must hate me a lot then 19:42:44 minty she's like, mid-80's 19:42:49 minty shin, you're different 19:43:12 minty you don't walk around the house without showering for like, 2 weeks at a time because taking a shower is too much effort 19:43:48 minty and you also don't walk around the house busting ass because you didn't do enough kegels to not shit yourself 19:44:19 minty her room smells horrid and its in the hallway 19:44:34 Shinmera that's a real cool story, but here's some music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkipWXIcb-o 19:44:34 Colleen https://www.youtube.com/wat... Website (HTML), Title: Perfect Slumbers FULL SUB HQ (Nekomonogatari: Kuro Opening) by Yui Horie - YouTube 19:44:35 minty and i have to let the bathroom air out for a solid five minutes after she uses it before i can go in 19:47:24 minty nice, shin... i like the violin... and that the person who posted it went through the effort of putting the translations, romaji, and the japanese lyrics in the "show more" thing 19:49:24 Shinmera gingerale: PincerAttack: Sucky_1: Ready with the movie? 19:49:34 gingerale Oh, I completely forgot! 19:49:46 Shinmera I don't even know what to say anymore at this point 19:50:00 minty gingy is best magical school girl 19:50:05 Sucky_1 yes 19:50:11 Sucky_1 gingy is the ditzy one 19:50:20 Shinmera Which one am I then 19:50:30 Sucky_1 The straightlaced leader 19:50:44 minty the tsundere one 19:50:53 Shinmera I don't know if I qualify as a leader of any kind and I bullshit around too much to be straightlaced 19:50:57 minty that pretends to hate the rest but secretly enjoys our company 19:51:03 Shinmera fuck you 19:51:07 minty <3 19:51:33 Shinmera minty: Sucky_1: https://twitter.com/its_helixD/status/865789241229418496 19:51:33 Colleen https://twitter.com/its_hel... Website (HTML), Title: helixD auf Twitter: ".@psychicpebble leaves the nicest voicemails https://t.co/6oHgTEVy7J" 19:52:46 Shinmera I would definitely do the same if it didn't cost me way too much moneybeans to do it. 19:52:46 Colleen 1746 sharks are swimming in the sea. 19:53:03 Sucky_1 How does it cost you a lot of money? 19:53:22 Shinmera international calls are expensive? 19:53:50 Sucky_1 oh right 19:53:51 Shinmera Actually I suppose if I used skype or google voice or whatnot it wouldn't be that bad 19:54:00 Sucky_1 I was about to say google voice 19:54:07 Sucky_1 but I have no idea what that even does 19:54:14 Shinmera but I don't want to set up a thing like that that I'm never gonna use for anything but jokes 19:54:37 Shinmera I imagine it's the same deal as skype where you can call people over the net and if you call a real phone number it delegates. 19:54:37 Colleen 1747 sharks are swimming in the sea. 19:55:17 minty i downloaded whatsapp and i think it does the calling thing 19:55:20 minty i dunno yet 19:55:38 gingerale Oh hey, minters 19:55:41 Shinmera I ain't ever puttin' that poison on my phone again 19:55:54 minty sup gingy 19:56:26 gingerale Just tired as usual. I hope you've been well. 19:56:46 minty sort of... hoping these people call me back n give me a job 19:57:30 isoraqathedh Oh hi there. 19:57:47 gingerale Ahh, best of luck then 19:58:06 gingerale There we go. Movie's ready. 19:58:22 Shinmera isoraqathedh: oh yeah, you're back on board now, yeah? 19:58:33 isoraqathedh Yeah, since a week ago? 19:58:39 Shinmera right, just forgot 19:58:43 Shinmera cause remembering is not my forte 19:58:44 isoraqathedh Mmm. 19:59:31 Sucky_1 MMMMMMMMMMMMM 20:00:09 Shinmera minty: https://youtu.be/mbH4UnuWrvk?t=2m17s 20:00:10 Colleen https://www.youtube.com/wat... Website (HTML), Title: Beating The Monkey With A Stick - Best of SleepyCast - YouTube 20:00:50 Mithent Hey! 20:00:56 Shinmera you should really listen to sleepycast. I feel like it's exactly the kind of content you'd like 20:01:02 Shinmera Mithent: eyo darlin' 20:01:50 Shinmera Mithent: so about Monday 5th. Turns out (I had forgotten, surprise surprise) that it is a regional holiday 20:02:01 Shinmera so... most things are probably be closed up, unfortunately. 20:02:07 Shinmera I hope we can still look at some fun stuff. 20:02:39 Mithent Ah, ok! Well, I guess we'll have to see what we can do. 20:02:51 minty i have been watching absurd amounts of best of the worst and previously recorded lately... 20:03:01 Shinmera RLM is good 20:03:17 Shinmera I don't really like PreRectum though. Their tastes don't really coincide with mine. 20:03:27 minty yes... i basically only care about rlm for entertainment nowadays 20:03:45 Shinmera HitB is good, tho 20:04:01 minty that's cuz you didn't watch mike stoklasa playing "don't shit your pants" game 20:04:07 Shinmera I did watch that tho 20:04:15 minty oh... 20:04:31 minty did you see the rich evans booty call? 20:04:53 minty some guy wrong number texted rich during stream thinking it was his gf or some shit 20:05:03 minty saying "i'll be around at 10" 20:05:03 Shinmera Didn't see that one 20:05:30 minty and rich lifted his shirt n took a selfie thumbs up'ing n sent it like "i'll be waiting" 20:06:03 Shinmera nice 20:06:08 minty it's not as good as half in the bag, but it's still got rich evans 20:06:17 Shinmera Anyway, you should really listen to SleepyCast 20:06:19 Shinmera it's amazing. 20:06:28 minty n he's my favorite... if it were just jack packard i wouldn't care 20:06:28 Colleen aahh old cars. 20:06:51 Shinmera minty: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCeThtpwxo4 20:06:52 Colleen https://www.youtube.com/wat... Website (HTML), Title: A Tribute to SleepyCabin - YouTube 20:07:02 isoraqathedh Ping me when you're starting the countdown. 20:07:15 Sucky_1 jack is really bland 20:07:28 Sucky_1 I don't understand why they don't bully him more 20:07:32 Shinmera I like jack well enough on BotW. 20:07:56 minty i like watching mike and rich interact 20:08:31 Shinmera Anyway 20:08:33 minty "mike, would you tell us about the jar... because fuck you" 20:08:37 Shinmera everyone ready with the movie? 20:08:50 Shinmera gingerale: isoraqathedh PincerAttack Sucky_1 20:08:52 PincerAttack I am 20:08:53 Mithent Yep 20:08:53 isoraqathedh Good. 20:08:55 gingerale Yes. 20:08:58 Sucky_1 cock 20:09:00 Mithent I have heard of this but never watched it 20:09:01 Shinmera aight 20:09:06 gingerale Same, Mithent 20:09:06 Colleen 1748 sharks are swimming in the sea. 20:09:11 Shinmera 五 20:09:13 minty i will give the podcast a go, and return with a five page dissertation on whether or not it's to my liking or not 20:09:19 Shinmera 四 20:09:23 Shinmera 三 20:09:27 Shinmera 二 20:09:30 Sucky_1 Stop using moonrune numbers faggot 20:09:30 Shinmera 一 20:09:33 Shinmera 〇 20:09:37 PincerAttack Yeah 20:09:40 Mithent It was ok once it started being obvious 20:09:40 isoraqathedh The countdown is 4 per unit. 20:09:42 minty good job shin 20:09:43 gingerale Uh 20:09:54 gingerale Is that last one one or zero? 20:09:54 Sucky_1 did we start already? 20:09:57 gingerale I didn't 20:09:58 Shinmera yes 20:10:05 PincerAttack Gg shin 20:10:06 isoraqathedh Is this the movie about the bowling competition? 20:10:08 PincerAttack you confused them 20:10:14 gingerale So when do we start? 20:10:16 Shinmera 25 seconds in now 20:10:20 minty GOOD JOB SHIN 20:10:22 Mithent I believe there is bowling in it 20:10:27 Sucky_1 You fucked up, Shin. 20:10:33 gingerale Say when 1 minute mark is there 20:10:39 minty YOU DID A GREAT JOB SHIN 20:10:41 gingerale I'll just skip the first minute 20:10:48 Shinmera Don't blame me for y'alls inability to read "3 strokes" "2 strokes" 1 stroke" "an 0" 20:10:49 Mithent It's 1:30 in 20 20:10:56 PincerAttack A genuine american tumbleweed 20:11:07 gingerale Too late now, I'll skip two minutes then. Tell me when 20:11:09 Mithent 1:30 now 20:11:09 Sucky_1 I don't have the fonts 20:11:17 Shinmera 2:00 in 40 20:11:20 Shinmera for me at least 20:11:21 isoraqathedh Are we done yet with this drone? 20:11:29 Shinmera "los ang eles"? 20:11:29 PincerAttack Is the tumbleweed giving a narration 20:11:38 Mithent 2:00 now for me? 20:11:41 minty pincer: yes 20:11:45 Shinmera go with chris' time 20:11:46 gingerale I'll wait for Shin's 2 min 20:11:48 isoraqathedh 2:15 20:11:51 Shinmera ah whatever 20:11:53 Shinmera 2 in 3 20:11:55 Shinmera 2 20:11:57 Shinmera 1 20:11:57 Colleen That's Numberwang! 20:11:59 Shinmera go 20:12:06 Shinmera now this guy 20:12:09 Shinmera looks like a real american 20:12:10 gingerale So a guy is shopping and mumbling? 20:12:19 Shinmera bathrobe, shorts, slippers 20:12:21 PincerAttack Big Milkowski 20:12:27 isoraqathedh Has this guy stopped yacking yet? 20:12:36 isoraqathedh 69¢ cheque? This is stupid. 20:12:48 PincerAttack it's one of the meme numbers 20:13:14 PincerAttack Nice guys 20:13:56 Shinmera ey there's that quote 20:13:58 isoraqathedh Who even uses a cheque to pay for the groceries? 20:14:03 PincerAttack He's The Dude 20:14:03 Colleen RADICAL! 202 people are still experiencing the 80s! 20:14:23 PincerAttack What a cool guy 20:14:51 PincerAttack The epitome of chill 20:15:05 isoraqathedh Amazing, he managed to get robbed. 20:15:24 Shinmera just an average day in the US 20:15:33 Mithent Though it doesn't seem he had anything worth taking 20:15:35 gingerale These are easy lyrics to sing along to 20:16:06 isoraqathedh Nice split resolution. 20:16:24 Mithent Unless he is a particularly miserly millionaire 20:16:32 Mithent Ah, Roger Deakins 20:16:47 Shinmera everyone's hittin' dem strikes 20:16:56 Shinmera also: everyone's overweight 20:16:57 PincerAttack There's Steve "Bug-eyes" Buscemi 20:17:10 Shinmera ACTION is reminded of the Silent Hill scene 20:17:11 Colleen soiled by those near that. 20:17:25 gingerale Oh hey it's that guy 20:17:27 Shinmera also: i've got the whole world 20:17:29 Shinmera in my hands 20:17:59 isoraqathedh The issue is your tissue! 20:18:15 PincerAttack Amazing dialogue 20:18:19 PincerAttack No wonder it's a classic 20:20:13 Sucky_1 That guy's face is very punchable. 20:20:26 isoraqathedh the voice too. 20:21:24 PincerAttack occupying various administration buildings 20:21:27 Shinmera ho ho ho ho 20:22:20 isoraqathedh Amazing. 20:22:23 PincerAttack Wu is the minister of China 20:22:36 isoraqathedh Was. 20:22:37 Shinmera Well that's what I'm asking, Condie 20:22:43 Shinmera Who is the minister of China? 20:22:44 isoraqathedh Right now it's Eleven Jiping. 20:22:52 isoraqathedh Er, jinping. 20:22:53 PincerAttack Thank you, Iso 20:23:13 isoraqathedh (Xi Jinping, who sometimes had his last name mistranslated to 11.) 20:23:24 Mithent Hit a pain point there 20:24:04 Mithent Surely you shouldn't translate people's names? 20:24:13 isoraqathedh What a horrid personality. 20:24:24 PincerAttack Rug obtained 20:24:28 Shinmera he sure is mad 20:24:31 gingerale Well he's passionate 20:24:43 isoraqathedh Oh no, women. This is not going to end well for him. 20:24:52 Shinmera no it isn't 20:24:57 isoraqathedh (he's emanates incompetence...) 20:25:06 PincerAttack A nihilist 20:25:23 Mithent Well, she's forward 20:25:26 isoraqathedh Yeh. 20:26:03 isoraqathedh The beer is just called "Lite". 20:26:38 Sucky_1 looks like miller lite 20:27:08 Shinmera "It's a show dog" "I'll bring it bowling" 20:27:27 Mithent This guy seems somewhat unhinged 20:27:42 PincerAttack Walter takes rules very seriously 20:27:45 Sucky_1 wow 20:27:49 Shinmera lmao 20:27:50 Sucky_1 this escalated quickly 20:28:04 isoraqathedh Wow, this guy is pretty passionate about the game. 20:28:22 gingerale Everyone has so much passion here 20:28:24 Sucky_1 oh shit 20:28:26 Sucky_1 that was loaded 20:28:43 isoraqathedh So that's where hte quote comes from. 20:29:04 PincerAttack Take it easy! 20:29:06 Colleen ゆっくりしていってね! 20:29:26 PincerAttack Nice rug 20:29:47 Mithent Does Walter live here? 20:30:13 isoraqathedh Man, the guy's in a horrible state. 20:30:16 Mithent It seemed like Smokey was calling Walter at the Dude's house 20:30:16 Colleen RADICAL! 203 people are still experiencing the 80s! 20:31:09 Shinmera what was this nerd about? 20:31:15 Sucky_1 landlord 20:31:16 PincerAttack Nice clothes 20:31:18 isoraqathedh Whoops. 20:31:28 isoraqathedh This guy has a damn chapel. 20:31:52 Sucky_1 fuck 20:31:57 Sucky_1 I want a chapel 20:32:03 Shinmera I don't 20:32:17 PincerAttack Shin wants a cemetery 20:32:21 Sucky_1 because you are a hedonist eurocuck 20:32:21 Colleen birthday songs are hit and miss. 20:32:26 Shinmera I just want a kitchen, a bathroom, a bedroom, and a desk with a workstation 20:32:33 PincerAttack And a mausoleum 20:32:34 Mithent I don't know more than one birthday song 20:33:32 PincerAttack That's a bummer 20:33:54 Shinmera A major bummer 20:33:56 Mithent Oh, the music is really playing 20:34:14 isoraqathedh Yup, that's basically the consequences of being rich. 20:34:37 isoraqathedh Why do you have to wear special shoes to a bowling alley? 20:34:40 Mithent Your trophy wife gets kidnapped 20:34:45 Mithent To stop damaing the floor I believe? 20:34:48 Mithent *damaging 20:35:05 isoraqathedh Man, the music is really good. 20:35:06 Shinmera rero rero rero 20:35:12 PincerAttack Arriba 20:35:14 Shinmera lmao 20:35:39 PincerAttack A serious opponent 20:37:10 PincerAttack Just like Lennon said 20:37:51 Shinmera Poor donny 20:37:56 Mithent All you need is love 20:37:58 Shinmera this spanish dude is gonna kill me 20:37:58 Colleen RADICAL! 204 people are still experiencing the 80s! 20:38:08 PincerAttack I didn't know anon was in the movie 20:38:19 Mithent There's another quote 20:38:26 isoraqathedh Wow. This movie. 20:38:29 Mithent "Well that's just like... your opinion, man" 20:38:41 PincerAttack You said it man 20:39:07 Shinmera Man these actors are great 20:39:10 isoraqathedh Man, this movie is very surreal. 20:39:10 Mithent Wait what 20:39:14 Shinmera really loving the performances 20:39:19 PincerAttack Same 20:39:19 Colleen 1749 sharks are swimming in the sea. 20:39:33 Mithent Who were those people 20:39:34 isoraqathedh Is he still on that stupid rug? 20:39:46 Sucky_1 It's a nice rug, pleb. 20:39:49 PincerAttack Rug kidnappers? 20:39:49 Shinmera You know, maybe you shouldn't talk about making 20k at a public bowling alley full of shadey fucks like you and your bros 20:39:55 Sucky_1 Of course you couldn't appreciate it . 20:40:19 isoraqathedh What an unusual transition. 20:40:39 PincerAttack Oh no, they took the rug 20:40:40 Mithent Well, no rug 20:40:45 isoraqathedh Answer the call the idiot. 20:40:47 Mithent They really were rug kidnappers 20:41:06 isoraqathedh That's a masisve phone. 20:41:19 Mithent That's an early 90s portable phone 20:41:41 Mithent You'd normally find them in cars 20:41:46 isoraqathedh What. 20:42:58 PincerAttack Amazing 20:43:04 PincerAttack Flawless 20:43:22 isoraqathedh Flawless. 20:43:27 Sucky_1 10/10 20:43:34 Shinmera ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhl awd 20:43:42 PincerAttack Walter is great 20:44:03 isoraqathedh What is this. 20:44:14 isoraqathedh Why is the sign white. 20:44:17 isoraqathedh It should be green. 20:44:30 Shinmera :mystery: 20:44:30 Colleen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE 20:44:34 PincerAttack in 'nam 20:44:43 PincerAttack the good old days 20:45:58 isoraqathedh You screwed up. 20:45:58 Mithent Nice job breaking everything Walter 20:46:09 Shinmera ahahhaa 20:46:20 Sucky_1 Gives me 'nam flashbacks 20:46:50 Shinmera eh, fuck it dude 20:46:50 Colleen RADICAL! 205 people are still experiencing the 80s! 20:47:01 Shinmera amazing that it still has reception 20:47:10 Mithent Why do they care if it was the same guys who came for him originally, though? 20:47:10 Colleen 1750 sharks are swimming in the sea. 20:47:22 Shinmera Mithent: to know whether they were being scammed 20:47:38 PincerAttack Poor slut 20:48:59 PincerAttack it went alright 20:49:00 Shinmera "sheesh" sums up the movie so far 20:49:09 isoraqathedh Yes, this is about right. 20:49:38 isoraqathedh But he cares a lot about his underwear. 20:50:04 Shinmera saw that one coming a mile away 20:50:16 Mithent Donny is so helpful 20:50:21 PincerAttack Those policemen 20:50:26 Shinmera so why doesn't he pick up the phone 20:50:35 Mithent He'd have to talk to Lebowski 20:50:49 Shinmera "uuuh, yeah, uuh" 20:50:51 isoraqathedh He's avoiding Lebowski. 20:50:57 PincerAttack Just papers 20:51:05 Shinmera isoraqathedh: could be the kidnappers 20:51:53 PincerAttack Case closed 20:52:11 isoraqathedh He's definitely avoiding undesireable contact. 20:52:29 Shinmera the fuck's this 20:52:35 Mithent Is this a cult 20:52:39 PincerAttack Modern art 20:52:40 isoraqathedh What is this, Jackson Pollock? 20:52:44 Mithent Ah no, she's a weird artist 20:53:13 isoraqathedh No, but your voice does. 20:53:23 Shinmera Pollock was crazy, but not /this/ crazy 20:53:33 PincerAttack Or Wang 20:53:56 Sucky_1 haha 20:53:57 Sucky_1 benis 20:54:00 Sucky_1 :DDDDDDDDDDD 20:54:04 isoraqathedh ??? 20:54:07 PincerAttack bretty gud 20:54:42 Shinmera I fucking loathe her haircut 20:54:46 Shinmera straight cuts are disgusting 20:54:58 PincerAttack He's a nihilist 20:55:25 PincerAttack This is just like my western pornos 20:55:26 Mithent A bad porn video 20:55:57 Shinmera they turned the parody up to 11 for this 20:55:59 isoraqathedh Wot. 20:56:05 Mithent "To use the parlance of our times" 20:56:31 Shinmera Mithent: another sentence for you to work into your stories :V 20:56:33 PincerAttack Dude only cares about his rug 20:56:33 Colleen RADICAL! 206 people are still experiencing the 80s! 20:57:01 Shinmera compulsive fornicator 20:57:13 isoraqathedh Uh-oh, we got a competing contract! 20:57:54 Shinmera oh shit we got a new yorker here 20:58:00 PincerAttack Fuhgeddaboutit 20:58:07 Mithent Although he has no idea where the money is now anyway 20:59:14 Shinmera anoda quote 20:59:17 PincerAttack Dude is a smooth talker 20:59:17 Colleen RADICAL! 207 people are still experiencing the 80s! 20:59:38 isoraqathedh Man, this guy also exudes awkwardness does he. 21:00:29 PincerAttack Gotta feed the monkey 21:01:02 isoraqathedh He's still on the money thing. 21:01:53 isoraqathedh Well this is bad. 21:02:45 PincerAttack Walter still knows what's up 21:02:48 Mithent "Amateurs" 21:02:53 isoraqathedh Walter is way too blasé. 21:03:09 Shinmera The worst thing about Walter is that it's the kind of person everyone knows irl 21:03:57 Mithent I thought this was going to be about the Dude screwing everything up, but it's mostly about him dealing with stuff Walter gets him into 21:03:57 Colleen RADICAL! 208 people are still experiencing the 80s! 21:04:40 PincerAttack Oh, he's got a ferret 21:04:57 isoraqathedh Panic! Panic! Panic! 21:05:12 PincerAttack it's the german mafia 21:05:40 Sucky_1 oh ya 21:05:55 Sucky_1 so gut 21:06:22 PincerAttack Used it as a toilt 21:06:26 PincerAttack *toilet 21:06:39 PincerAttack Funny guy 21:07:12 Sucky_1 Fucking mexicans 21:07:13 PincerAttack Walter is always optimistic 21:07:38 Mithent Did they? 21:07:48 Shinmera "Am I wrong" 21:08:02 isoraqathedh To quote from earlier: no, he's just an asshole. 21:08:12 PincerAttack Walter is a well of wisdom 21:08:39 Shinmera "what do you need that for dude" 21:08:39 Colleen RADICAL! 209 people are still experiencing the 80s! 21:08:43 Shinmera lmao harsh 21:09:20 Mithent Ah, it's a guy out of a Western 21:09:42 PincerAttack A cool moustache cowboy 21:10:04 Mithent An, an ice cream koan 21:10:41 isoraqathedh Well the McCree's just came in and out. 21:10:51 PincerAttack We all need a supportive cowboy in our lives 21:11:32 Shinmera thefuk's this dude 21:11:32 Colleen RADICAL! 210 people are still experiencing the 80s! 21:11:50 PincerAttack He laughs like Shin 21:12:00 Shinmera you motherfuckre 21:12:06 PincerAttack :) 21:12:09 Shinmera My laugh is bad, but not that gay 21:13:08 Mithent That is a crazy laugh 21:13:17 isoraqathedh Video autist, more like. 21:13:24 Shinmera I've heard far more annoying laughs 21:13:47 PincerAttack He is what a typical frenchman looks like in my mind 21:13:57 isoraqathedh Man, thi sguy's life is a bit of a downer, is it. 21:14:02 Sucky_1 Fucking eurofags 21:14:07 Sucky_1 we should kill all your faggot asses 21:14:16 PincerAttack Sucky_1: hurry up 21:14:24 Shinmera :yeah: 21:14:24 Colleen ( ° <°) ( ° <°)>⌐■-■ (⌐■<■) 21:14:31 Shinmera mh, not that kind of yeah 21:14:59 Mithent Drink-driving 21:15:12 PincerAttack nihilst germans are trailing him, probably 21:15:16 PincerAttack *nihilist 21:15:39 isoraqathedh Yup, this gy is not doing great. 21:15:42 Shinmera another gif 21:16:13 isoraqathedh What? 21:16:21 Mithent Someone's homework? 21:16:21 Colleen wrapping to max out a mind numbing manuel method that defines the type of business once i'm done my homework. 21:16:30 isoraqathedh What the hell is this essay going about? 21:16:48 PincerAttack Good theatre 21:16:49 Mithent On, this is the landlord 21:16:53 isoraqathedh And now we'rre watching another law enacteed by the ministry of silly walks. 21:17:30 gingerale Sshh.. Watching the performance 21:17:49 Mithent Ah, I see, the car was stolen by that boy 21:17:53 PincerAttack Shut the fuck up Donny 21:17:58 Sucky_1 I love this song 21:17:59 Mithent Who apparently left his homework behind 21:18:23 PincerAttack Oh yeah 21:18:59 Sucky_1 Pictures at an Exhibition is my favorite piece of musical art 21:19:23 Mithent ... oh, he's in an iron lung? 21:19:30 Mithent Oh, not Larry 21:19:30 isoraqathedh What's he doing in a iron lung? 21:19:39 Shinmera the fuck 21:19:40 PincerAttack breathing 21:20:47 PincerAttack Oh no, world of pain again 21:21:46 Mithent Walter helping so much 21:21:52 isoraqathedh It's not his car. 21:21:59 PincerAttack Truly a pacifist at heart 21:21:59 Shinmera /o\ 21:22:12 Sucky_1 omg 21:22:18 Sucky_1 I wish I had those headlights 21:22:23 isoraqathedh They're not legal anymore. 21:22:30 PincerAttack Rip Dude's car 21:22:30 Colleen RADICAL! 211 people are still experiencing the 80s! 21:22:57 isoraqathedh And he acts like nothing happens. 21:23:15 Shinmera a lot of things are predictable, but they are nevertheless painful 21:23:56 PincerAttack Perfect 21:24:14 isoraqathedh Well this isn't fun. 21:24:21 PincerAttack That barricade was great 21:24:21 Colleen joseph's probably my least fave of all water in alternia. 21:24:38 Shinmera ok 21:24:42 Shinmera ::ramble 21:24:42 Colleen krillan was a hard time coming since i've played ss13. 21:24:43 isoraqathedh What is this, a cult? 21:24:47 Sucky_1 This is ART 21:24:50 Sucky_1 You fucking shitlord 21:24:52 Sucky_1 I can't even 21:24:54 Sucky_1 RAPE 21:24:55 Sucky_1 RAPE 21:25:00 Sucky_1 RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 21:25:05 PincerAttack Is this the Playboy boss 21:25:14 Shinmera remember the time when people thought just being nude was art 21:25:25 Sucky_1 innocent times 21:25:32 Shinmera fucking dumb times 21:25:34 Sucky_1 now they need to stick sandwiches up their vaginas 21:25:38 Sucky_1 No 21:25:41 Shinmera Yes 21:25:42 Sucky_1 they got FAR worse 21:25:46 Sucky_1 it only gets worse 21:25:52 Shinmera Doesn't change the fact that it was also fucking dumb times 21:26:13 Sucky_1 I hate times 21:26:17 Shinmera things can be fucking dumb in more ways than one 21:26:19 Shinmera same 21:26:19 Colleen 1751 sharks are swimming in the sea. 21:26:33 Shinmera if time would just stop and never continue I wouldn't mind 21:26:59 PincerAttack too bad you don't have a stand 21:27:18 Mithent He... has a ring? Is that significant? 21:27:32 Shinmera PincerAttack: Part6.txt 21:27:35 isoraqathedh Er, what. 21:27:37 PincerAttack Wasn'the focusing on his finger? 21:27:39 Mithent Heh 21:27:47 PincerAttack *wasn't he 21:28:03 Sucky_1 ART 21:28:04 Sucky_1 GOD 21:28:06 Shinmera dem futas 21:28:07 Sucky_1 MY ALMONDS 21:28:09 Sucky_1 SO ACTIVATED 21:28:12 Shinmera anime didn't invent it 21:28:12 Colleen ANIMÉ counter: 753 21:28:16 Shinmera it was america all along 21:28:22 PincerAttack wat 21:28:22 Shinmera THE CANCER WAS IN YOU ALL ALONG 21:28:29 Sucky_1 We invent evyrthing you fucking continental scum 21:28:54 Shinmera T H E C A N C E R W A S I N Y O U A L L A L O N G 21:29:05 isoraqathedh What the hell is going on. 21:29:08 PincerAttack He got poisoned 21:29:17 isoraqathedh Yup, he was spike.d 21:29:23 Mithent Something powerful in there 21:29:31 Mithent That acted fast 21:29:42 isoraqathedh So we're back to the tumbleweed. 21:29:51 gingerale Ded 21:29:58 PincerAttack The end 21:30:04 isoraqathedh Wait, wasn't that in GTA? 21:30:11 Shinmera subtle 21:30:19 Mithent I wouldn't be surprised if GTA references this 21:30:29 Shinmera subtle like a shotgun in the morning 21:30:55 Mithent Saddam 21:31:08 PincerAttack He's living the dream, renting shoes from Saddam 21:31:08 isoraqathedh Fun fact: the shoe sizes in America are measured in 12 + the number of barleycorns after 12″. 21:31:21 Mithent It's measured in barleycorns? Wow 21:31:25 Sucky_1 wut 21:31:27 Shinmera the fuck even is that 21:31:30 isoraqathedh So a size 12 is 12″, but a size 11 is 12″ − 1/3 in. 21:31:33 Sucky_1 Are you making fun of our farmers 21:31:40 Sucky_1 fucking city elitist 21:31:45 isoraqathedh Sucky_1: 3 barleycorns = 1 inch. 21:32:10 Shinmera OI 21:32:14 isoraqathedh Pantyshot! 21:32:15 Shinmera THEY WENT OVER THE LINE 21:32:23 Mithent Heh 21:32:34 Mithent This would be more inventive tnan the cable guy scenario 21:32:46 isoraqathedh This is getting very, very surreal. 21:32:56 Shinmera dude drugs lmao 21:32:56 Colleen RADICAL! 212 people are still experiencing the 80s! 21:32:57 PincerAttack Protect your johnson 21:32:57 isoraqathedh Didn't idubbs wear that suit but in green? 21:33:11 Shinmera it's a popular suit 21:33:21 Shinmera pink guy also wars it 21:33:24 Shinmera *wears 21:33:44 Mithent I guess this is real now 21:34:09 PincerAttack old councilor man 21:34:13 isoraqathedh Man, this guy is just Ultra Down on hhis luck. 21:34:32 PincerAttack his ramblings are great 21:35:22 PincerAttack U S A! 21:35:25 Mithent Wow 21:35:43 gingerale That was rude 21:35:46 Shinmera anodda gif 21:35:48 Shinmera "rude" 21:36:02 isoraqathedh Incredibly irritable. 21:36:06 PincerAttack Ejected for wrong taste 21:36:34 isoraqathedh So wait, he did kidnap herself. 21:36:35 PincerAttack Walter was right after all 21:36:59 Shinmera was her real toe tho 21:37:08 isoraqathedh Oh no. 21:37:15 Mithent Wait, what 21:37:41 Shinmera she's in charge of her sexuality 21:37:53 PincerAttack Nice anecdotes 21:37:59 isoraqathedh Wow, this is bad. 21:38:24 Mithent Was the doctor's visit an STD check? 21:39:34 Mithent She said she didn't want any long-term repercussions 21:42:09 isoraqathedh Dambeetle. 21:42:22 Mithent Ah, it wasn't the German nihilists 21:42:36 PincerAttack It was the irish monk 21:43:07 PincerAttack This is such a clusterfuck and I love it 21:43:41 Shinmera yeah 21:44:01 isoraqathedh That's a German accent. 21:44:45 Shinmera OH 21:44:52 Shinmera ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 21:46:20 isoraqathedh Durr? 21:46:23 Sucky_1 I can see why this is a beloved classic. 21:47:11 Shinmera viva las vegas 21:48:16 isoraqathedh Well this is bad. 21:48:24 PincerAttack Oh man 21:48:31 Shinmera oh boyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeee 21:48:38 isoraqathedh Doggo. 21:49:22 Shinmera bummer 21:50:14 isoraqathedh Wow, this guy. 21:50:21 PincerAttack The best 21:51:23 Mithent Where did these guys even come from? 21:51:39 Sucky_1 Switzerland 21:51:51 Shinmera lmao no 21:51:53 Shinmera not fat enough 21:51:55 Mithent Hah 21:51:59 PincerAttack These guys are cowards 21:52:23 Mithent Were they contracted by Lebowski? 21:52:27 PincerAttack en garde 21:52:35 isoraqathedh Yup, that's bad. 21:52:44 Sucky_1 wow 21:52:46 Shinmera german weebs 21:52:46 Mithent There was no kidnapping after all 21:52:55 isoraqathedh ??? 21:53:11 Shinmera yeah that guy's ribcage is probably cracked or broken 21:53:28 PincerAttack No, Donny! 21:53:43 Mithent Donny! You were never any help in any situation! 21:53:49 Shinmera DONNYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! 21:53:59 Shinmera HE NEVER HURT ANYBODY 21:54:03 gingerale I hope Donny makes it 21:54:12 Mithent Well, he didn't it seems 21:54:16 Shinmera (he hurt a lot of people in fire emblem though) 21:54:53 PincerAttack RIP Donny 21:55:01 PincerAttack He shat the fuck up 21:55:37 isoraqathedh Yup, he died. 21:55:46 isoraqathedh Milk formula tin! 21:56:16 gingerale Aw 21:56:32 Sucky_1 coffee tin 21:56:34 Sucky_1 what the fuck 21:56:39 PincerAttack What a heartfelt speech 21:56:43 Sucky_1 WHat the hell is a milk formula tin? 21:56:46 Shinmera ohaia 21:56:55 PincerAttack Sucky_1: for dried milk, maybe 21:57:01 isoraqathedh Oh wait, it is a coffee tin. 21:57:22 Mithent Formula milk is for human babies 21:57:25 isoraqathedh Sucky_1: http://cdn2.momjunction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Formula-Milk-For-Babies.jpg 21:57:25 Colleen http://cdn2.momjunction.com... Image (JPEG) 21:57:27 Sucky_1 I'm sorry that you live in a place where they don't drink coffee on a frequent basis 21:57:29 PincerAttack Goodnight, sweet prince 21:57:36 isoraqathedh Well, this isn't very helpful. 21:57:39 PincerAttack They're diamonds in his ashes 21:57:43 PincerAttack *There're 21:57:55 Shinmera lmao 21:58:57 Shinmera crew member on the cliff there 21:59:10 isoraqathedh An equisite look at how a bowling ball machine works. 21:59:38 isoraqathedh Oh hi, McCree. 22:00:36 isoraqathedh Oh, so McCree is the one who is narrating. 22:00:37 Shinmera so how does the dude even get by 22:00:37 Colleen RADICAL! 213 people are still experiencing the 80s! 22:00:59 Mithent Pretty good, other than Donny's death 22:01:24 isoraqathedh Yeah, he's significantly poorer than when he started. 22:01:41 Mithent He never got a new rug either 22:01:57 Mithent And his car is trashed 22:02:01 isoraqathedh So's his house. 22:02:07 Mithent True 22:02:10 Shinmera I mean how does he pay for rent and food and everything 22:02:37 Mithent That's also a good question 22:02:53 isoraqathedh He probably owns his house, but just barely. 22:03:03 Shinmera didn't we meet the landlord 22:03:12 isoraqathedh Well in that case bah. 22:03:20 Shinmera also even if you own the house you still need to pay, you know 22:03:29 PincerAttack That was good 22:03:31 gingerale That was a movie 22:03:34 Mithent Maybe some inheritance or allowance? 22:03:37 PincerAttack A great movie 22:03:42 Mithent But, yeah, I can see why it's popular 22:03:50 Shinmera That was really nice, yes. 22:04:05 PincerAttack And viva las vegas 22:04:05 Shinmera Next weekend is gonna be video games again 22:04:10 Shinmera make sure to be there 22:04:24 Shinmera Jackbox is only fun with enough people to go by 22:04:26 Shinmera minty: you too 22:05:03 Mithent There is a spinoff based on Jesus being filmed 22:05:15 Mithent I ought to be there AFAIK 22:05:48 Shinmera good 22:06:09 Shinmera if you won't be there I'll be forced to interpret it as treason. 22:07:14 Shinmera Colleen will be the judge 22:07:14 Colleen Unknown command. Possible matches: 8, roll, hello, time, help, say, deny, time in, reload, have a, 22:07:32 isoraqathedh But just Jesus though, no one else. 22:07:39 PincerAttack I hope it won't be a treason then 22:08:00 Shinmera PincerAttack: why is it always this http://artaxdies.tumblr.com/post/160886680682/thewriterhimself-metalgirlysolid 22:08:00 Colleen http://artaxdies.tumblr.com... Website (HTML), Title: Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em, thewriterhimself: metalgirlysolid: ... 22:08:15 Shinmera Why is it always the fukin' feminist dudes that turn out to be really shitty creepsters 22:08:15 Colleen RADICAL! 214 people are still experiencing the 80s! 22:08:23 Shinmera it happens so often it's ridiculous 22:08:55 PincerAttack Gotta mask that shittiness with a pretense that you're a noble person 22:09:48 PincerAttack Also at first I thought it was a satirical tweet by drewtoothpaste 22:11:01 Mithent A lot of the characteristics of The Dude were based on people the Coen Brothers knew, it seems, and one of them told a story about a Vietnam vet who became a PI and tracked down a high schooler who stole a car 22:11:01 Colleen RADICAL! 215 people are still experiencing the 80s! 22:11:22 Mithent Apparently they also found homework under the passenger seat 22:11:36 Shinmera PincerAttack: https://twitter.com/search?l=&q=always%20this%20from%3Abroteampill&src=typd broteam comes across people like this way too often 22:11:36 Colleen https://twitter.com/search?... Website (HTML), Title: always%20this%20from%3Abroteampill - Twitter Suche 22:11:58 Shinmera Mithent: neat trivia 22:12:51 gingerale Goodnight 22:13:39 PincerAttack Yeah. Interesting 22:15:54 Shinmera Mithent: https://irclog.tymoon.eu/tynet/%23stevenchan?around=1495307439#1495307439 22:15:55 Colleen https://irclog.tymoon.eu/ty... Website (XHTML), Title: tynet/#stevenchan - TyNET IRC Chatlog 22:16:12 PincerAttack Looking forward to Jackboxes next week 22:16:23 Shinmera PincerAttack: Me too, but only if there's enough people 22:16:37 PincerAttack ye 22:19:12 Mithent Oh no, graph traversal... if only I knew CS 22:19:42 Mithent Well, it involves it 22:19:48 Mithent This is not my strong point 22:20:34 anon I would like to play games next week. 22:20:46 Shinmera I believe I have an angle through which the problem is reduced to general graph colouring, but I'm not sure if it would make the basic algorithm too pessimistic. 22:21:14 PincerAttack anon: you better show up 22:21:21 Shinmera My suggestion being adding a direct connection between each neighboring port. 22:21:36 Shinmera and connecting every port with every other port within the same node 22:21:36 Colleen 1752 sharks are swimming in the sea. 22:22:17 Shinmera then a basic greedy colouring could be applied, but that could be, as I said, too pessimistic, and/or not as efficient as possible, though I'm not very concerned about the latter aspect. 22:22:31 anon PincerAttack: I can't say I'll be there for sure because something may come up. 22:23:47 Shinmera anon: If you aren't there I'll be forced to enact the most severe of punishments 22:24:29 Shinmera that being banning the word "anime" from this channel. 22:24:30 Colleen ANIMÉ counter: 754 22:25:03 Sucky_1 no 22:25:08 Sucky_1 fucking fascist 22:25:17 Mithent Unfortunately I don't think I'll be of much help with that question... it would take me a while and I'd probably end up with a naive algorithm 22:25:35 Shinmera Mithent: ideal graph colouring is NP hard, so :shrug: 22:25:50 Shinmera Mithent: there's a greedy algorithm that's very simple, but yeah 22:26:50 Mithent I don't know if there are any tricks to improve it 22:26:56 Shinmera The greedy algorithm goes like this: go through each vertex, mark all adjacent vertices' colours as "unavailable". Pick the next colour that's available and assign it to the vertex. mark all colours as available again. 22:26:57 Mithent Is this at all related to the Traveling Salesman? 22:27:09 Shinmera No 22:27:30 Shinmera Travelling salesman is a minimal flow problem. 22:27:37 Mithent Yeah, come to think of it, we don't care about moving through the graph 22:28:08 Shinmera Since both are NP hard you can express one through the other, but that's beside the point 22:28:42 Shinmera anon: Sucky_1: also https://twitter.com/Nohryl/status/864925715753574400 22:28:42 Colleen https://twitter.com/Nohryl/... Website (HTML), Title: Nohryl auf Twitter: "heard you talking shit do you even know who I am motherfucker? I can follow, unfollow, block, unblock and cancel you with a single click https://t.co/hh51dC2no7" 22:28:54 Mithent The algorithm you've described is probably as good as any I could come up with 22:29:26 Shinmera Mithent: sure, just that it doesn't work immediately on the graph I described unless you add the modifications I mentioned 22:29:40 Shinmera and I'm not sure if those are too overbearing on it 22:32:19 Mithent Pretty sure I won't be able to do better than you, regardless... this sort of thing is my biggest weakness 22:32:33 Mithent Gonna have to head off myself anyway though 22:32:48 Shinmera If that's your biggest weakness you got nothing to worry about 22:32:54 Shinmera I mean, you can't get killed by it, so 22:33:41 Mithent Hah, I mean in programming 22:34:15 Mithent Imagining a superhero who is brought to their knees by graph traversal questions 22:34:15 Shinmera Sucky_1: anon: https://twitter.com/StamperTV/status/861939202581069824 22:34:15 Colleen https://twitter.com/Stamper... Website (HTML), Title: Roman Pearce auf Twitter: "our presidents spend way too much time on twitter, i preferred it when they were enigmas you couldn't just DM and call them a fag" 22:34:42 Sucky_1 I agree 22:37:51 Mithent But, yep, gotta head off... night! 22:38:00 Shinmera nighty night 22:38:11 PincerAttack Goodnight 22:42:37 Shinmera WHAT IS THIIIIIISSS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb3VC_4n_E0 22:42:38 Colleen https://www.youtube.com/wat... Website (HTML), Title: アニメ インコカラーズ本編 - YouTube 22:42:49 anon Sucky_1: The world is different now. 22:42:54 Shinmera /o\ 22:43:05 PincerAttack Finally anime for you 22:43:05 Colleen ANIMÉ counter: 755 22:43:24 Shinmera why why why why why 22:43:29 Shinmera why is this a thing 22:45:23 Shinmera I hate it but I also love it what do I do 22:45:28 Shinmera Japan must be stopped 22:45:43 Sucky_1 Looks comfy like Shirkuma's Cafe 22:46:28 Shinmera Why are budgies hanging with sparrows 22:46:30 minty the birds are talking 22:46:32 Shinmera I love sparrows, but they're dicks 22:46:33 minty i like this 22:46:35 anon This is the perfect show for Shin 22:46:49 minty i like snow white bird 22:46:53 PincerAttack Shinmera: quite an inaccuracy 22:47:22 Shinmera sparrows will tackle a bitch 22:47:24 anon >since its good weather, why don't we take a nap 22:47:28 anon I like this idea 22:47:43 PincerAttack Birds take naps all the time 22:47:45 Shinmera ^ 22:47:53 minty CORRECTION: BIRD WITH LEAF ON HEAD IS BEST BIRD 22:47:56 PincerAttack They either scream or nap 22:47:57 Shinmera mine are being fat right now 22:48:26 PincerAttack Gud 22:48:32 Shinmera the worst inaccuracy in this anime though is that the budgies don't have beards 22:48:32 Colleen ANIMÉ counter: 756 22:48:46 Shinmera the beard is the most important aspect. 22:48:46 Colleen query operator too has pretentious aspects to make himself look like out of battery again and i haven't been able to dl. 22:49:05 minty I FUCKING LOVE THE LEAF ON THE BIRD'S HEAD 22:49:13 anon Lets all watch Kenomeno Friends 22:49:19 Shinmera let's not 22:49:36 Shinmera Assuming you actually mean Kemono Friends 22:49:37 anon FRIEND DESKA 22:50:05 minty the birds have a map of the local area... how the fuck did they make it? 22:50:16 Shinmera stole it 22:50:25 minty how did they get little ascots? 22:50:26 PincerAttack Birds possess arcane knowledge 22:51:07 Sucky_1 Why doesn't shin make ascots for his birds+ 22:51:13 Sucky_1 It's because he doesn't really love them 22:51:22 minty shin, do your birds wear ascots with little pins on them? 22:51:44 PincerAttack Well, his birds are not metal enough to hang out with sparrows either 22:51:59 Shinmera I'm working on it >:( 22:52:06 Shinmera they're little pussies 22:52:15 PincerAttack Augment your birds 22:52:17 Shinmera but I've been working on getting them accustomed to my hand lately 22:52:24 Shinmera https://twitter.com/Shinmera/status/866063889028567040 22:52:24 Colleen https://twitter.com/Shinmer... Website (HTML), Title: NIL auf Twitter: "Sleepy boys https://t.co/3sErOhAHI4" 22:52:44 PincerAttack Nice 22:52:57 anon I didn't know Birds spoke Japanese 22:53:46 minty shut up anon 22:53:53 anon Sucky_1: some of these birds might be newtypes 22:54:11 Sucky_1 Birds can speak english 22:54:17 Sucky_1 Mine could say it was a pretty girl 22:54:51 PincerAttack Did it learn that while you were talking to yourself 22:55:02 Sucky_1 Burn 22:55:17 Shinmera https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wX_J907NqA 22:55:18 Colleen https://www.youtube.com/wat... Website (HTML), Title: bitter orphan parrot that says "fuck you" - YouTube 22:55:23 PincerAttack Rekt XDDDDD 22:55:40 Shinmera >watch that 22:55:51 Shinmera >recommended videos: top 5 realistic anime fights 22:55:51 Colleen ANIMÉ counter: 757 22:55:56 Shinmera ?????????? 22:56:31 PincerAttack You've been watching too much anime 22:56:31 Colleen ANIMÉ counter: 758 22:56:48 Shinmera Well you're not wrong 22:56:51 Shinmera any amount of anime is too much 22:56:51 Colleen ANIMÉ counter: 759 22:56:59 PincerAttack I am getting recommended Eric the legend 22:57:09 anon I've been recommended to watch Jimmy Fallon on YT 22:57:40 minty i got recommended a video of a baby parrot hatching 22:59:29 Shinmera PincerAttack: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3689737&perpage=40&pagenumber=1532#post472547941 22:59:30 Colleen https://forums.somethingawf... Website (HTML), Title: The Something Awful Forums 23:03:58 PincerAttack Terrifying. 23:05:43 Shinmera I //really// don't understand why qc ever got popular and still continues to be 23:07:15 PincerAttack Questionable Content really stepped up its game https://i.imgur.com/RwzGKtF.png 23:07:15 PincerAttack Shinmera: You could say that about a lot other webcomics as well 23:07:15 Colleen https://i.imgur.com/RwzGKtF... Image (PNG) 23:08:22 Shinmera Sure, but jeff jorks makes like 6k$ a month to draw that piece of shit 23:08:26 Shinmera well, "draw" 23:08:33 Sucky_1 feels good not to be young anymore 23:08:35 Shinmera so that sets it apart 23:09:07 PincerAttack Maybe because it's quirky 23:09:20 Shinmera my fucking dick is quirky, that doesn't make it popular 23:10:37 Shinmera Anyway- 23:10:43 minty that comic was dumb 23:10:50 PincerAttack what comic 23:10:55 Shinmera won't be around much during the morning/afternoon tomorrow as I need to go to a family thing 23:11:06 Shinmera should be around in the evening but I don't know if I'll video game yet 23:11:06 minty the one you posted, pincer 23:11:21 PincerAttack Thought it would be right up your alley 23:11:34 PincerAttack Shinmera: okey 23:11:47 PincerAttack enjoy your family activities 23:11:52 Shinmera I wont 23:12:04 Shinmera I'll most likely be sitting in the corner working on my stuff on the laptop 23:12:21 minty i don't even know what's up my alley... 23:12:29 Shinmera a dick 23:13:05 PincerAttack a meth dealer 23:13:24 Shinmera no, the meth dealer was up her alleyway 23:13:28 Shinmera very important distinction 23:13:36 PincerAttack of course 23:13:43 Sucky_1 HE JUST SAID NO METH ADDICT WOULD FUCK YOUR PUSSY 23:13:52 Sucky_1 WHAT YA GONNA DO AABOUT IT+ 23:14:33 Shinmera Suck it up, of course 23:14:36 minty nothing... 23:14:37 Shinmera if you know what I mean 23:14:46 minty i mean, jokes on shin 23:14:56 minty cuz at least i feel joy during some parts of the day 23:14:59 minty and he doesn't 23:15:20 Shinmera You can keep telling yourself that if you want to 23:15:26 anon bleh 23:15:46 anon It's almost time to go to work 23:16:45 Sucky_1 Shinmera lives in the happiest place on earth. 23:16:49 Sucky_1 It is why he is depressed. 23:16:56 Sucky_1 He has nowhere to go from where he is at. 23:16:58 Shinmera nah 23:17:23 Sucky_1 >I live in the center of one of the largest cities that has not been taken over by homeless brown people 23:17:25 Shinmera if I remember correctly switzerland was not even in the top 5 of the happiest countries or whatever 23:17:41 minty lies. shin lives in front of a computer 90% of the time... and robots are incapable of feeling joy 23:17:43 Shinmera lots of people are grouchy here, especially in zürich 23:17:52 Shinmera zürich is a stressful city 23:18:04 Sucky_1 His surrondings are awash in multicolored flowers 23:18:08 Sucky_1 during spring 23:18:24 PincerAttack Taking care of jewgolds is stressful 23:18:30 Shinmera it's true 23:18:34 Shinmera gotta hide that shit well 23:18:50 Sucky_1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZf6d-2_ABQ 23:18:51 Colleen https://www.youtube.com/wat... Website (HTML), Title: Detention & The Sponge Factory - Best of SleepyCast - YouTube 23:18:51 mood Switzerland was fourth in the latest ranking I saw of happiest countries 23:18:54 Sucky_1 I'm dying because of this 23:19:13 Shinmera Sucky_1: listen to the full podcasts my dude. They're fantastic 23:19:13 Colleen RADICAL! 216 people are still experiencing the 80s! 23:19:23 Shinmera https://soundcloud.com/sleepycabin 23:19:24 Colleen https://soundcloud.com/slee... Website (HTML), Title: SleepyCabin | Sleepy Cabin | Free Listening on SoundCloud 23:19:36 Sucky_1 THe place I'm at has a heroin problem 23:20:48 minty well, duh... blame the state for the heroin problem 23:21:12 minty it went over to afghanistan n was like "what if we overthrew your government n made you all produce fuck tons of opium?" 23:22:46 Sucky_1 Yeah 23:22:51 Sucky_1 It's great if you have a job. 23:22:59 Sucky_1 However, driving by the bad areas is really sad. 23:25:31 Shinmera https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4r7pw44jx8 23:25:32 Colleen https://www.youtube.com/wat... Website (HTML), Title: SleepyCast Animated: It's Christmas - YouTube 23:26:10 Shinmera I'll never fuckin' get tired of Zach's voice 23:28:19 Sucky_1 THese men would be comedy legends if they wrote for hollywood. 23:28:35 Sucky_1 Too bad only hacks work there. 23:29:43 PincerAttack Gotta wait until all the current hollywood comedians die 23:32:04 Shinmera Even then Zach & co would never get a position for anything like this because their humour is way too offensive 23:32:28 Sucky_1 That used to be ok. 23:32:37 Sucky_1 Too bad it's current year 23:32:47 Sucky_1 +2 23:34:06 PincerAttack It will always be current year, and that's sad 23:35:45 Shinmera also because of things like https://twitter.com/glasscake/status/864601465721106432 23:35:45 Colleen https://twitter.com/glassca... Website (HTML), Title: James Cunningham ✗ auf Twitter: "@psychicpebble Hey Zach, you're on the official Swedish government harassment watchlist congrats buddy https://t.co/P96iOgen7C" 23:36:18 PincerAttack Hah 23:37:23 Shinmera Sucky_1: even back in the pre-2000s their humour would have been too rough 23:38:30 Sucky_1 THat's what editors are for 23:40:25 Shinmera If you edited out the offensive stuff from their podcast it would be basically just empty air 23:41:02 Shinmera A large part of the reason why they're so funny is because they don't hold back and just let things go. 23:41:54 Shinmera Anyway 23:41:59 Shinmera I should've gone to sleep an hour ago 23:42:03 Shinmera good night! 23:42:26 PincerAttack Sleep well 23:42:37 Shinmera I shall 23:42:40 PincerAttack I'm gonna go too 23:42:41 Shinmera ... sleep averagely 23:42:44 PincerAttack Night, y'all


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This policy provides guidance for the development and use of written contracts, describes situations for which they are required, and identifies exceptions to those requirements. Well-executed written contracts clarify and define the agreement between the parties and protect against unnecessary risks to the College's resources and reputation.
Contract Definition
A contract is an agreement between Barnard College and another party that is intended to have a binding obligation and be legally enforceable. Contracts contain the terms and conditions under which goods or services are furnished by either party. Effective contracts provide a common understanding and the essential terms and mutual obligations defined within the agreement that exist between the parties. In addition to formal documents commonly understood to be contracts, documents such as purchase orders, service agreements, leases, and letters or memoranda of agreement, understanding, and intent are contracts if there is a College interest at stake and something of value is exchanged.
Applicability of the Policy
This policy applies to all agreements between Barnard College and any other party, with the following general exceptions:
- Employee contracts.
- Contracts involving financial aid and student loans.
When Written Contracts Are Required and When Are They Not Required
Not every arrangement involving the purchase of goods or services by the College, or the use of College facilities or resources by third parties, will require a written contract, but many do. In general, if the arrangement involves any significant risk or potential liability that needs to be allocated between the parties, or involves a situation where the duties and responsibilities of the parties are not so basic and obvious that they do not need to be spelled out in writing, then a contract should be used. In the following subsections, some common types or categories of commercial or business transactions are described, and situations requiring (or not requiring) a written contract are specified. Keep in mind that contracts may be originated either by the College or by the other party to the agreement. Regardless of where they originate, they are typically modified by the other party and the revision approved by both parties.
Purchase of goods: Finished (or "off the shelf") goods that are commonly purchased by check or credit card valued under $500.00 do not generally need a contract. However, if such finished goods or equipment are part of construction projects or require the vendor to deliver, install and/or service the goods on campus a contract will usually be required in order for the parties to be clear about issues such as specifications for the goods, the manner and timing of delivery, limitation of warranties, opportunity to cure defects, or payment terms. These should be purchased using the College purchase order form or other contract form which will set forth basic terms and conditions including insurance and indemnity clauses.
Provision of services: We require contracts in place for instances where the College is providing services, facilities or other resources to third parties. Examples include camps, conferences, persons or companies filming on campus, having other special events on campus such as receptions, seminars, etc.
Purchase of Services: In general, services which the College is procuring and which will be provided on campus for hire should have written contracts. This includes arrangements with independent contractors for facilities work, speakers, consultants, performers, videographers, etc.
As stated above, contracts should be used whenever the arrangement involves any significant risk or potential liability that needs to be allocated between the parties, or involves a situation where the duties and responsibilities of the parties are not so basic and obvious that they do not need to be spelled out in writing. A contract should also be used when other specific concerns need to be addressed, such as ownership of the work.
Entertainment: Any arrangement that commits the College to hire entertainers or provide entertainment services requires a written contract.
Art / Exhibits: Any agreement to borrow or lend works of art, special collections, archives or exhibits requires a written contract.
Miscellaneous: Any agreement with a third party that could create a condition that could result in more than a minor liability to the College (whether in favor of the contractor, its employees or others) or that could feasibly result in a dispute if the understandings and obligations of the parties are not clearly specified in advance, should be the subject of a written agreement. These arrangements should also be reviewed against these guidelines and against the contract template list to help you determine if a contract is appropriate or necessary.
Vendors may attempt to provide goods or services without a contract in order to avoid the cost and/or responsibility of negotiating and/or abiding by terms and conditions that would protect the College in a transaction. If there is any question about the need for a contract, consult the Director of Purchasing, who can assist in developing a contract and guiding it through the review and authorization process, prior to any negotiations.
Identification of the College
The College shall be identified as Barnard College in all agreements and contracts. Departments and individuals may not contract in their own name on behalf of the College, but must identify the College as the contracting party. (The department may be identified in the agreement as the office though which the contract is being made.) The official College address is 3009 Broadway, New York, NY 10027 and must be listed in all contracts and agreements.
Contract Language
Contract forms, templates and required language are stipulated in Contracting Procedures which may change from time to time. If the forms and templates provided do not seem appropriate for the transaction or arrangement being contemplated, or if such forms or templates are a good starting point but clearly need modification, you should consult as necessary with the Director of Purchasing or General Counsel, as appropriate, to define the proper language for your particular situation.
Contract Approval and Signatory Authority
Signatory Authority at Barnard College is sometimes delegated but contract approval authority and responsibility rests ultimately with the College's Officers and those other employees specifically delegated by the Board of Trustees. When these Officers delegate their approval or signatory authority, they must still exercise reasonable oversight and maintain ultimate responsibility for the contracts, and they should limit or revoke the delegated authority whenever appropriate. Spending limits or payment approval for periodic payments specified within a contract can be delegated with significant variation depending on the nature of the contract.
Only authorized signatory may enter into binding contract negotiations. People who are not authorized signatories may only enter into binding contract negotiations with permission from an authorized signatory who is also the Vice President of their Area or their Department Head or Chair. Anyone signing a contract on behalf of the College without signature authority may incur personal liability, and/or may be subject to discipline by the College, including termination.
More specific guidance on Signature Authority is available at the following link: http://barnard.edu/general-counsel/Contract-signing-authority
Contract Review
The office or department initiating a contract is responsible for reviewing the contract to ensure that the contract accurately reflects the intent and mutually agreed upon terms and obligations of the parties.
Further review of the contract shall be completed by the Director of Purchasing and the Office of the General Counsel, as appropriate. Additional information on contract review is provided in Contracting Procedures. (INSERT WEB LINK)
General Counsel Review
Review of a contract or agreement by the Office of the General Counsel shall be limited to those provisions which are legal in nature, pose a substantial risk to the College or are new, non-standardized clauses which the initiating departments' representative is not familiar and/or comfortable with. Additional information on contract review is provided in Contracting Procedures.
Vice-President for Campus Services (Risk Manager) Review
Review of a contract or agreement by the Vice President for Campus Services (in his or her capacity as Risk Manager) shall be limited to those provisions which pose a substantial risk to the College. Additional information on contract review is provided in Procedures
Clauses not Permitted
Automatic Renewal: The College does not allow contracts to contain an automatic renewal clause unless there is also a clause permitting the College to terminate the contract at will.
Exclusivity: The College needs to be very careful when awarding contracts that promise the vendor that they will be the exclusive vendor for the goods and services to be provided under contract. Such an award may conflict with a contract that has already been entered in a different department or division, or it may conflict with other operational needs. Exclusivity agreements require an institution-wide awareness of contracts on campus, and may require fine tuning over time.
Limitation of Liability: The College does not allow a contracting party to limit their potential liability except in rare or specific circumstances. All rights of recovery against others are automatically transferred to Barnard College's Property and Liability insurance carriers. Limiting this recovery could adversely impact the College's insurance coverage.
Single Indemnification Clauses to benefit the contracting party only: The College does not allow single indemnification clauses that only protect the contracting party. Section 5-322.1 of the New York State Consolidated Laws states "A covenant, promise, agreement…in connection with or collateral to a contract or agreement…purporting to indemnify or hold harmless the promisee against liability for damage arising out of bodily injury to persons or damage of property contributed to, caused by or resulting from the negligence of the promisee, his agents or employees, or indemnity, whether such negligence be in whole or in part, is against public policy and is void and unenforceable…"
Exceptions for State and Federal Agencies
The Federal Government and most states will not provide insurance or indemnity in their agreements with their contracting partners. In such instances, the College normally will accept the agency's contract without such provisions. When entering into a contract with such a governmental entity, it is recommended that the contracting party attach the College's standard addendum and any other desired language which may act as a guideline for the parties to follow in the event of an adverse event or outcome, however such attachment is not likely to be considered binding. Contracting departments also need to be very careful in considering whether or not the other party is truly a state agent or not – many state universities or colleges do not have the same immunity protections as other state agencies (e.g., the State Police), and some quasi-public entities may not be precluded from providing insurance or indemnification to other parties they do business with. Questions regarding appropriate language for such agreements should be directed to the Office of General Counsel.
Requirement of an Arm's Length Transaction
See the College's Policy on Conflict of Interest and Commitment for additional information.
If a contract directly benefits the employee forming the contract or the employee who is responsible for managing the contract, or such a person's relative or personal friend, or poses other potential conflicts of interest whether real or perceived, (e.g., the contract initiator or a key department member serves as a paid consultant to the contractor), the contract must be reviewed by both an authorized person with signatory authority who is unconnected with the agreement and the area Vice President, with all potential conflicts of interest disclosed to the Vice President. The risks for such agreements include self-dealing, operational difficulties, financial loss to the College and damage to the reputation of the College.
Any agreement that involves revenue sharing (including commissions, fees, or other payment) with the College, department or an individual from sales by the outside party to other third parties (including students, alumnae or employees) must be reviewed by the Chief Operating Officer or his/her designee. If the agreement is being entered into by the Finance and Administration Division, it must be reviewed by another Vice President as well. Such arrangements are rare and generally discouraged, since they normally signify a commercial joint venture in which the College may assume risk of loss, and may implicate non-profit tax questions or concerns.
Policy on Reporting Suspected Fraud and Abuse
If a person believes that a supervisor, colleague, subordinate or any other person is acting outside the College policy on contracting, s/he should report the concerns to their area Vice President or Associate Vice President for Finance. For more information see the College's Policy on Reporting Suspected Fraud and Abuse.
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So what brand is the "best" for someone like me who's on the lookout for an electric keyboard with weighted 88 keys? I've had a look into the local music shops and other interstate stores here in Oz and the all seem to stock similar products. But to be honest I'm a novice when it comes to electric keys. So here are the brands that I've seen:
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2/ Kawai
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4/ Yamaha
5/ Casio
I've been playing acoustic piano for along time and this is my first venture into the unknown. Please suggest any of those models or any other you wish is a good buy. Once again I'll take your suggestions and buy it based on your recommendations. Just as long as it's not 12 foot Steinway grand-LOL


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STOCKTON - For the third time in the murder trial of Percy Camel, a witness has been found in contempt of court for refusing to testify against the defendant who is a documented gang member.
STOCKTON - For the third time in the murder trial of Percy Camel, a witness has been found in contempt of court for refusing to testify against the defendant who is a documented gang member.
Camel is accused of fatally shooting two men during a period of surging gang violence about three years ago.
Reluctance to testify has been a trend in the trial. However, two of the three witnesses who have been jailed for their failure to follow court orders - who are Camel's friends - did eventually point the finger at the defendant.
Camel is charged with the murder of 21-year-old Roberto Hernandez, who was standing with a group on Skyline Drive, just north of Amsterdam Place, when he was shot to death in December 2009.
Camel also is charged with the murder of 24-year-old Francisco Bernardino, who had driven up to the USA gas station on Mariposa Road and Eighth Street in February 2010, when he was ambushed by gunmen. A passenger in Bernardino's car also was struck, but he survived the injuries.
One of the jailed witnesses who ultimately testified, Chris Padilla, said he and the defendant had gone to the Palladium club in Modesto the night of the gas station incident.
At the club, Padilla got involved in a physical altercation with a man nicknamed "Chulillo," the boyfriend of a girl with whom Padilla had been involved, he testified. That incident set in motion a search for Chulillo.
Padilla said he eventually gave up the mission, but Camel went on without him. And the next day, Camel told him he and another friend had caught two of Chulillo's friends "slippin" (caught off guard) and "blasted" them.
Padilla also said the defendant admitted to the Skyline Drive shooting. Camel believed the group was responsible for an earlier shooting at his home.
Padilla, who spent a weekend behind bars for contempt of court, changed his mind after prosecutors granted him immunity. His statements may not be used against him.
Another witness, 18-year-old Marquise Trishell, testified to hearing Camel brag about shooting two guys who had shot at his mother's house.
Trishell testified after having spent weeks in jail for ignoring two court subpoenas.
San Joaquin County Chief Deputy District Attorney presented ballistic evidence that connected Hernandez's shooting to a 9 mm pistol found at a home of one of Camel's friends. Bullet casings found at the scene of Bernardino's shooting matched an M1 semiautomatic rifle seized from the trunk of Camel's car.
On Wednesday, prosecutors hoped another of Camel's friends, Misael Cruz, would break his silence.
Cruz, 24, has been in the San Joaquin County Jail since September. He was escorted into court in shackles and orange jailhouse clothing for a second attempt at questioning him in trial. He had a privately retained attorney by his side.
After he continued insisting on not taking an oath or answering any questions, repeating the words "I refuse," Superior Court Judge George Abdallah found him in contempt of court and remanded him back to jail.
Cruz will again be transported to court today for another opportunity to testify. Patrick Piggott, dean of the Laurence Drivon School of Law in Stockton, said the refusal to cooperate is a common occurrence in gang-related cases.
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Disney's new Broadway musical Aladdin will sweep you into a world filled with magic, adventure and comedy in a breathtaking set-up when it opens at the Prince Edward Theatre in London in June 2016. Experience a whole new world, a whole new way, book your tickets now and let the countdown to a wonderful musical experience begin!
- Ensure your tickets to Disney's newest musical hit
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- Experience a musical for the entire family
- Enjoy the Academy Award-winning music
- Admire the exhilarating choreography & incredible visual effects
What is Aladdin about?
Based on the Disney classic movie from 1992, the musical Aladdin is the story about the charming street kid Aladdin, who falls in love with the beautiful Princess Jasmine.
Princess Jasmine is unhappy with her father's desire to find her a royal groom. Meanwhile, the Sultan's right-hand man, Jafar, is plotting to take over the throne. When Jasmine sneaks out of the palace, she meets Aladdin.
After being discovered together, Aladdin is sentenced to death, but Jafar saves him by ordering him to fetch a lamp from the Cave of Wonders. Where there's a lamp, there's a Genie, and once Aladdin unknowingly lets this one out, a whole new adventure begins!
With just one rub of a magic lamp, Aladdin's journey will sweep you into an exotic world full of daring adventure, classic comedy, and timeless romance.
How do I get my tickets?
Shortly after your booking is complete, you will receive an e-ticket by email. Just print out your ticket and bring it with you to the theater.
Who is the musical suitable for?
Aladdin is a musical for the whole family, but it's recommended from age 6 and up.
How long is the musical?
Aladdin is approximately 2 hours and 30 minutes, including one intermission.
Who's the team behind?
Aladdin is directed and choreographed by Tony-Award winner Casey Nicholaw (The Book of Mormon) with music by Alan Menken (Beauty and the Beast), the musical features lyrics by Howard Ashman (Beauty and the Beast), Tim Rice (The Lion King) and Chad Beguelin (Elf).
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He had left her alone because he didn't quite know how to stop her. He didn't want her to leave and become a nun like she desired because he still hoped to persuade to leave her faith. Yet, he couldn't stand the idea of her using his family's wealth to take care of people he had no desire to help. It seems the decision was made for him when she took the jewel-encrusted sword in their home and gave it to a beggar to sell to feed his family and buy medicines. His fury overran his hesitation and he insisted that she pack her things and leave. She had gone one step too far and it was apparent that she would not be happy until she had given away all that she could to help and love the poor. Even in his rage, he didn't want to see her become destitute, though, and so he sent her to a convent. When she arrived, she took her vows and became a nun under the guidance of St. Moel the Briton.
As a nun, Brigid was known for her piety, devotion, and holiness. She did not take vows to make sure she had a life provided to her but because she wanted a chance to pour herself out for others. Soon, her vibrant prayers and eager charity attracted attention of leaders of the Celtic Church. Her faith was not especially mystical or esoteric and was, in fact, focused on finding ways to live and practice her faith in the every day. Mountain top experiences were alright but they weren't the fuel that maintained Brigid's steady and passionate faith. Eventually, she was appointed abbess of a double-monastery in Kildare. As a double-monastery, it meant that she was a spiritual director and guide both to nuns and monks. As abbess of Kildare, she had the authority and influence of a bishop. Even now, Brigid is considered one of the great saints of Ireland and is remembered alongside Patrick whom she hoped to emulate in her life and faith. When she died in 524, she was buried in the abbey near the altar. Her presence among the faithful continued to inspire them toward a practice faith that called all to pour themselves out whatever the cost.
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February 1 - Brigid of Kildare, Convert, Nun, Abbess
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Southern California denied reports that the university had reached out to Jack Del Rio and Tony Dungy to fill its vacant coaching position, explaining in a statement Monday that individuals claiming to represent USC reached out to both coaches without the school's knowledge or consent.
Earlier Monday, during an appearance on Dan Patrick's radio show, Dungy — the former Super Bowl-winning coach with the Indianapolis Colts — said USC had contacted him about replacing former coach Lane Kiffin, and that he had declined any interest.
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According to the school's release, individuals posing as USC representatives contacted both coaches — Del Rio was a former All-American linebacker at USC — to gauge their interest in the Trojans' open position.
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Catalina is portrayed as a misandric, reckless and extremely aggressive
Catalina is portrayed as a misandric, reckless and extremely aggressive who turns on even close partners if they cease to be useful to her (as seen with Carl Johnson, Claude and Miguel). Much more of Catalina's psyche is brought to light during her conversations with Carl Johnson, frequently shooting bystanders during heists and referencing cannibalism. She also suffers from a persecution complex, possibly due to cruel treatment by her stepfather as a child, telling Johnson that "They had to die because YOU were slow and stupid, like a big fat brat that eats chocolates while his father gives nothing to his step daughter but stale bread!" She is supposedly based on [[:wp:Caterina Sforza|Caterina Sforza]], an Italian noblewoman who lived during the Renaissance.
==Murders committed==
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[[Appearance::Grand Theft Auto III
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]]
|Full Name
|Deceased| ]]
|Date of Death
|[[Error: Invalid time.|2001]][[DOD::2001| ]]
|[[American|American]][[Nationality::American| ]]
Hideout, Fern Ridge, Red County, San Andreas
Cartel Mansion, Cedar Grove, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
|Cesar Vialpando (cousin)
|Main Affiliations
Cesar Vialpando
Carl Johnson
Colombian Cartel
Curly Bob
Uptown Yardies
Purple Nines
Drug Dealing
Bank Robberies
|Voiced by
|Cynthia Farrell
Catalina is a recurring character in the Grand Theft Auto series who appears as the main antagonist in Grand Theft Auto III (set in 2001) and as a supporting character in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (set in 1992). She is a criminal in Red County in GTA San Andreas and the leader of the Colombian Cartel in GTA III. She is also the cousin of Varrios Los Aztecas leader Cesar Vialpando. She is voiced by Cynthia Farrell, who has also voiced characters in the video game Batman: Dark Tomorrow.
Character history
Life until 1992
Catalina, of mixed Dominican and Colombian descent, began her criminal activities at some point before 1992, when she met Carl Johnson at the recommendation of her cousin, Cesar Vialpando, meeting at The Welcome Pump in Dillimore, with Catalina fending off two men with a knife. The two become romantically involved, with Catalina putting Johnson through an extreme form of BDSM before committing a robbery. The two begin to rob various 'soft targets' identified by Catalina, including a Gasso gas station in Dillimore, a bank in Palomino Creek, an Inside Track betting shop in Montgomery and a small liquor store in Blueberry.
Their relationship, however, becomes strained over Johnson's desire for money to help try and free his brother Sweet, who was incarcerated by the Los Santos Police Department. After the two separate, she begins a relationship with Claude and 'helps' him in two races involving Carl and Wu Zi Mu. Johnson, who wins both races, wins a garage in Doherty, San Fierro from Claude, who leaves with Catalina on a nine year journey to Liberty City. Catalina, however, continues to phone Carl and tease him about her relationship with Claude.
1992 to 2001
Catalina and Claude, after leaving San Andreas, begin a nine year journey to Liberty City, going through many American states committing bank robberies, including Texas and New Mexico. The two, at some point, return to San Andreas and purchase airline tickets to Francis International Airport, which were discovered in Catalina's apartment in "Los Santos or San fierro". The two, however, continue on their journey to Liberty City, reaching their destination in October 2001.
Final year
After arriving in Liberty City, Catalina begins discussions with and becomes the leader of the Colombian Cartel and, with some of their members (including Miguel) rob a bank in the city. After robbing the bank she shoots Claude, leaving him for dead, and explaining that he is 'small time'. She continues her criminal activities with the Cartel, increasing the production of SPANK and attacking the Yakuza on Staunton Island and the Leone Family on Portland. During this period, Claude managed to escape from an LCPD convoy with, ironically, help from the Colombian Cartel (who were seeking to capture the Old Oriental Gentleman) and began working for Leone made man Luigi Goterelli. After proving himself, Claude begins to work for the Family Don, Salvatore Leone, who has him follow Luigi's Sex Club 7 barman Curly Bob to Portland Harbor, where he is seen to sell Leone secrets to Catalina and Miguel. Salvatore then has Claude and 8-Ball destroy a freighter used by the Cartel to produce SPANK.
Claude later flees to Staunton Island and begins to work for Yakuza co-leader Asuka Kasen who begins to attack the Cartel following the death of her brother Kenji at the hands of a 'Cartel assassin', which was really Claude working on orders from Donald Love. Love later sends Claude to collect a package from a construction site in Fort Staunton, where he once again meets Catalina and Miguel, with Catalina shooting Miguel in the back and escaping with the package. Asuka, desperate to exact revenge for her brother's death, begins to torture Miguel for information, with Claude then using the information to attack Cartel interests, including destroying stands selling SPANK run by the Uptown Yardies.
Catalina, however, strikes back and kills both Asuka and Miguel, and kidnaps Maria Latore, using her as a hostage and demanding a $500,000 ransom be brought to the Cartel headquarters in Cedar Grove. Claude decides to take the ransom money to Catalina and manages to escape an ambush, set up by Catalina, who escapes in a helicopter and keeps Latore hostage. Claude follows Catalina to Cochrane Dam, where he destroys the helicopter with a rocket launcher, killing Catalina and severely weakening the Cartel.
Catalina is portrayed as a misandric, reckless and extremely aggressive psychopath who turns on even close partners if they cease to be useful to her (as seen with Carl Johnson, Claude and Miguel). Much more of Catalina's psyche is brought to light during her conversations with Carl Johnson, frequently shooting bystanders during heists and referencing cannibalism. She also suffers from a persecution complex, possibly due to cruel treatment by her stepfather as a child, telling Johnson that "They had to die because YOU were slow and stupid, like a big fat brat that eats chocolates while his father gives nothing to his step daughter but stale bread!" She is supposedly based on Caterina Sforza, an Italian noblewoman who lived during the Renaissance.
Murders committed
- Miguel (killed for telling Cartel secrets to Asuka)
- Asuka Kasen (killed to kidnap Maria and for disrupting Cartel activities)
Mission appearances
- Introduction
- Cutting The Grass
- Grand Theft Aero
- Kingdom Come (Note)
- Ransom (Note/Boss)
- The Exchange (Boss/Killed)
- GTA San Andreas
- First Date (Boss)
- Tanker Commander (Boss)
- First Base (Boss)
- Against All Odds (Boss)
- Gone Courting (Boss)
- Local Liquor Store (Boss)
- Made in Heaven (Boss)
- Small Town Bank (Boss)
- Farewell, My Love... (Boss)
- Lure (Voice)
- N.O.E. (Voice)
- Home Coming (Voice)
- End of the Line (Voice)
- Catalina is the only female antagonist in the Grand Theft Auto series.
- Catalina's top is noticeably different from the original GTA III PS2 release than the later GTA III releases. In the PC version she has a lock of hair on her forehead and a ponytail. In the Xbox version she is also wearing a pink tube top.
- Her surname is never revealed, although being Cesar Vialpando's cousin, there is nothing to suggest her last name is Vialpando.
- She is the only main antagonist in the GTA III Era to appear in more than one game.
An LCPD photograph of Catalina from the Have You Seen This Woman? Liberty Tree article.
Claude and Catalina during The Exchange.
Catalina and Miguel during Cutting the Grass.
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Artwork of Catalina for GTA San Andreas.


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