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Everybody Dies 8x22
Facing a 6-month jail term, and the realization that he won't be there for Wilson at the end, House finds himself examining his entire life while contemplating a dismal future without his best friend.
|May 21 2012
Holding On 8x21
The team takes on the case of Derrick, a 19-year-old college student who had a mysterious nose bleed during cheerleading practice, and discovers that his health issues are likely both physiological and psychological. Possibly suffering from schizophrenia, Derrick claims to hear his deceased brother's voice in his head. Meanwhile, Foreman tries a different approach with House.
|May 14 2012
Post Mortem 8x20
Over the years, during the course of performing autopsies at Princeton-Plainsboro, Dr. Peter Treiber has often identified mistakes made by physicians that caused the patient's death. These observations have left him questioning the skills of nearly all the doctors on staff... all, that is, except House. When he falls ill, he demands that only House make medical decisions concerning his care. Unfortunately, House and Wilson have taken off on an impromptu road trip without telling anyone, leaving the team to fend alone and lie to their patient to make him believe that House is the guy calling all the shots.
|May 07 2012
The C Word 8x19
When House and Wilson disappear off the grid for several days, without explanation, the team is left to deal with a complicated case of a 6-year old with numerous problems and complications, including an overbearing mother who also happens to be her physician.
|Apr 30 2012
Body and Soul 8x18
House and the team take on the case of a young boy who has violent dreams of being choked, and then wakes up but still can't take in air. Meanwhile, Park is having intimate dreams involving co-workers, which causes the team to question whether or not there's significance to what each of them dreams. Dominika discovers House has been keeping a secret from her and Wilson drops a bombshell on him.
|Apr 23 2012
We Need the Eggs 8x17
House and the team take on the case of a man who starts tearing blood. Meanwhile, House is interviewing for a new favorite hooker, since his current favorite, Emily, has decided to get married and leave the business. Desperate for Emily "companionship," House teams up with his "wife" Dominika to sabotage Emily's budding relationship.
|Apr 16 2012
Gut Check 8x16
House and the team take on the case of a 22-year-old minor league hockey player who collapsed while coughing up blood after a fight on the ice. Meanwhile, House drops a bomb on Wilson, and Chase offers to help Park change her living arrangement.
|Apr 09 2012
Blowing the Whistle 8x15
The team treats an Army veteran charged with treason after he leaked classified information. But the patient's life is put at risk when he refuses treatment unless he and his brother are given information about their late father, a war veteran, which raises questions about loyalty to one's family and country. Meanwhile, Adams suspects House may be sick, so she recruits Wilson and the other team members to plan an intervention and investigate his illness.
|Apr 02 2012
Love is Blind 8x14
House and the team battle to save a successful, independent blind man who is struck down by a mysterious illness, just prior to him asking for his girlfriend's hand in marriage. Meanwhile, House's mother unexpectedly arrives at Princeton Plainsboro to inform him of her new beau.
|Mar 19 2012
Man of the House 8x13
House's green-card wife, Dominika, will return in order to prove to the proper authorities that she and House are actually married. This in turn will lead to a crash course in which both will learn a little something about love and marriage.
|Feb 20 2012
Chase 8x12
Chase's religious faith bubbles to the surface when he treats a young nun. In addition, he and House reach a fundamental disagreement about the patient that may finally end Chase's reputation as House's "yes man" but also bring's House's methods, reputation and objectivity are given more serious scrutiny.
|Feb 13 2012
Nobody's Fault 8x11
House and his team are placed under review after a staff member gets hurt.
|Feb 06 2012
Runaways 8x10
When a runaway teen requires hospitalization, Adams butts heads with House when she insists they contact Social Services. Meanwhile, Taub has trouble forming a personal connection with his baby daughters and Foreman's relationship with a married woman comes out.
|Jan 30 2012
Better Half 8x09
House and his team treat an Alzheimer's patient who vomits blood and flies into violent rages. Meanwhile, when Wilson tells House about a patient who has never had sex with her husband of 10 years, claiming A-sexuality, House makes a wager with him that there has to be an underlying cause.
|Jan 23 2012
Perils of Paranoia 8x08
A prosecutor suffers from what he believes to be cardiac arrest during an interrogation at the witness stand. The team's preliminary diagnosis is hyper-anxiety, but when Adams and Park investigate the patient's home and find a hidden arsenal of firearms, they uncover a more alarming and deep-seated psychological disorder.
|Nov 28 2011
Dead & Buried 8x07
The team learns that their 14-year-old patient is suffering from more than teen angst when her physical symptoms worsen. Despite Foreman's firm opposition, House becomes obsessed with solving a peculiar case of a deceased four-year-old patient, which gets him into serious trouble. Meanwhile, Park tries to get Chase (Jesse Spencer) to admit the reason behind his recent obsession with grooming.
|Nov 21 2011
Parents 8x06
A teenage boy attempting to follow in his late father's footsteps as an entertainer is admitted to Princeton Plainsboro with partial paralysis. As the team searches for a bone marrow match, they uncover a disturbing family secret. Meanwhile, House looks for creative ways to remove his ankle monitor so that he can attend a boxing match in Atlantic City, and he treats a patient who is convinced he is suffering from diabetes. Also, Taub faces a tough decision when his ex-wife Rachel tells him that she wants to move across the country with their infant daughter.
|Nov 14 2011
The Confession 8x05
A man well-respected in his community suddenly collapses, and in the process of diagnosing his symptoms, the team discovers that the patient has been hiding dark and dishonest secrets about his personal and professional life. But when the patient openly confesses his wrongdoings to his family and community, he compromises his chances of receiving the proper medical treatment. Meanwhile, House will stop at nothing to manipulate Taub into taking a DNA test to prove he is the father of his two six-month-old daughters.
|Nov 07 2011
Risky Business 8x04
A CEO falls mysteriously ill just days before he signs a contract that would relocate his company's entire labor force to China. House attempts to make an underhanded business transaction with his wealthy patient, but when the patient's condition worsens, the team must work around the clock to save his life. Meanwhile, Park prepares for her hearing with the Princeton Plainsboro Disciplinary Committee chaired by Foreman, and Adams' outlook on her patient's business venture reveals her deeper feelings about loyalty.
|Oct 31 2011
Charity Case 8x03
House and Park treat a patient, Benjamin, who collapsed after making a surprisingly large charity donation, and come to suspect that the altruistic behavior is a symptom of a deeper disorder. When the patient offers to donate an organ for another patient, the doctors must convince Dr. Adams to help them confirm whether Benjamin is in his right mind or not.
|Oct 17 2011
Transplant 8x02
A surprising visitor makes House an offer he can't refuse by giving him the opportunity to help the Princeton Plainsboro team treat a unique patient in order to save the life of an organ recipient being treated by Wilson. Although House finds himself back on familiar ground, he quickly realizes that much has changed since he left, and he is forced to work on the case with smart yet timid resident Dr. Chi Park. After several inconclusive treatments and with time running out, House and Dr. Park are left with one last option to examine the patient's medical history that could compromise House's conditional agreement with the hospital. Meanwhile, House makes an effort to reconnect with Wilson despite a cold reception.
|Oct 10 2011
Twenty Vicodin 8x01
House is serving out a lengthy prison sentence for his various misdeeds, including his trip outside the country in an attempt to escape responsibility. Entirely cut off from his old life, House determines his current problems are the result of his inability to deal with people. Feeling he will never be able to practice medicine again, he plans instead to go back to university to earn a doctorate in physics - a field that will all but assure his isolation from other human beings.
|Oct 03 2011
Moving On 7x23
The team treats a performance artist (Shohreh Aghdashloo) who deliberately made herself ill with the aim of turning the diagnostics department into her new masterpiece, as House must decide which of her symptoms are real, and which are self-inflicted. As the case progresses, House vows to make changes in his life, but remains rooted in old habits. After the case is over, House finally deals with his anger over the breakup and lashes out by driving through Cuddy's dining room and escaping to a beach.
|May 23 2011
After Hours 7x22
When House discovers that the experimental drug he's been using causes fatal tumors, he decides to attempt to excise them himself. However, he can't complete the surgery and ends up needing Cuddy's help. Meanwhile, Thirteen's friend from prison (Amy Landecker), a relapsed drug user, arrives at her apartment needing medical care after being stabbed. With her friend unwilling to go to the hospital, Thirteen enlists Chase's assistance when the friend loses sensation and movement in her arm. Also, Taub receives some unexpected news that could change his life.
|May 16 2011
The Fix 7x21
After losing a bet with Wilson over a boxing match, House is convinced that his fighter has an underlying medical condition that cost him the fight. While he tries to prove it, he leaves his team alone to help a bomb scientist who suffered a seizure. Meanwhile, House may be experimenting with a new drug to help his leg pain.
|May 09 2011
Changes 7x20
The team takes on the case of a lottery winner (Donal Logue) suffering from paralysis and multiple types of cancer, and they must figure out if it his new millionaire lifestyle that is making him sick. Meanwhile, Cuddy's mother threatens to sue the hospital over her treatment, and Foreman and Chase make a bet over who is repressing the uglier side of their personality more.
|May 02 2011
Last Temptation 7x19
Masters faces a career crossroads on her last day as a medical student and struggles with the choice to continue on the path to become a surgeon or to accept the rare opportunity to join House's team officially. Meanwhile, the team treats a 16-year-old girl who inexplicably collapsed days before embarking on an ambitious sailing tour around the globe. Despite the patient's life-changing diagnosis, the patient's family insists on getting her back on the seas in time for her potentially record-breaking launch. But to the team's surprise, including House, Masters makes a bold decision regarding the patient's treatment.
|Apr 18 2011
The Dig 7x18
Thirteen has been in prison for the past year, but the real mystery for House is what she did to get there. At the hospital, the team treats a science teacher suffering from severe respiratory illness. Taub tries to get back into the dating scene, but winds up retreating to his old habits.
|Apr 11 2011
Fall from Grace 7x17
A homeless man with a history of drug abuse is admitted to Princeton Plainsboro with burns and scars on his chest. Meanwhile, Cuddy reveals her guilt to Wilson about breaking up with House.
|Mar 21 2011
Out of the Chute 7x16
The team treats a professional bull rider who is attacked by a bull. The team must determine the causes behind the patients disappearing symptoms and seizures while taking House's advice from outside the hospital as he attends to issues unrelated to the case. Meanwhile, Masters develops a crush on the patient.
|Mar 14 2011
Bombshells 7x15
Tension reaches new heights when Cuddy faces sobering news that propels her to reevaluate her priorities. While House is distracted by his concern for Cuddy's well-being, the team treats a teenage patient whose worsening symptoms and suspicious body scars indicate more than just physical illness. Sensing the teen's troubled emotional and mental state, Taub turns to the patient's personal life for clues and uncovers disturbing home videos that could put the lives of his peers in danger. Meanwhile, Cuddy remains hopeful that House will be fully present when she needs him most, and a series of dreams, including a musical scene choreographed by Mia Michaels, provide glimpses into her life and her relationship with House.
|Mar 07 2011
Recession Proof 7x14
A patient is admitted after breaking out in a severe rash triggered by caustic chemical exposure at his blue-collar job. As the team treats him, they discover that he has led his wife to believe that he is still maintaining his once-lucrative real estate career. Meanwhile, Cuddy is honored with an award and needs House to be at the charity event for support, but his attendance is threatened when his patient's battle to survive forces him to question his practice and his own happiness, and Chase and Masters teach each other a lesson in forging meaningful personal and professional relationships.
|Feb 28 2011
Two Stories 7x13
House participates in a school's Career Day and breaks a few rules by sharing explicit medical stories. Waiting outside the principal's office, he meets two fifth-grade students who assess House's relationship woes and try to help him understand how his selfish antics get in the way of showing Cuddy how he really feels.
|Feb 21 2011
When a waitress with a perfect memory suffers temporary paralysis, her older sister visits her in the hospital, which triggers high stress levels and even more health complications. The patient's sharp memory proves detrimental when a grudge she's been holding against her sibling gets in the way of receiving proper medical treatment, and Masters discovers that patching a broken sisterhood may prove to be more complex than diagnosing the patient. Meanwhile, Foreman volunteers to help Taub prepare for a medical examination, while House, determined to help Wilson get back in the dating scene, discovers Wilson's secret new companion.
|Feb 14 2011
Family Practice 7x11
Cuddy's mother, Arlene, is admitted to Princeton Plansboro after complaining about unusual symptoms, but stubborn Arlene insists that House be removed from the case, forcing House to come up with non-conventional – and illegal – means to treat his patient. House instructs his team to follow his lead, and they discover details in Arlene's personal life that she kept secret from Cuddy and her sister Lucinda. Meanwhile, Taub's ex-wife, Rachel, puts him in contact with her brother who hires Taub to work a job on the side in exchange for much-needed income, which winds up taking a physical and emotional toll on him. Later, Cuddy places her trust in House to ensure that her mother receives the proper medical treatment, leading "by the book" medical student Masters to reevaluate her responsibility to practice within a code of ethics and to follow her boss' orders.
|Feb 07 2011
Carrot or Stick 7x10
House and the team try to link symptoms of a teenage military recruit and his drill sergeant; House secretly helps Cuddy's daughter get into a prestigious preschool; someone posted a disparaging photo of Chase on a social-networking site.
|Jan 24 2011
Larger Than Life 7x09
After saving a stranger who fell onto subway tracks, a man suddenly collapses despite appearing to be unscathed; House tries to avoid a dinner with Cuddy and her opinionated mother.
|Jan 17 2011
Small Sacrifices 7x08
Science and faith are called into question when a patient is admitted to the hospital following his reenactment of the Crucifixion. Meanwhile, Taub questions his wife, Rachel, about her relationship with an infidelity support group member, and the team attends a co-worker's wedding where Wilson's relationship with Sam takes an unexpected turn.
|Nov 22 2010
A Pox on Our House 7x07
After a 200-year-old medicine jar found on an off-shore shipwreck shatters in a teenage girl's palm, she is admitted to Princeton Plainsboro for symptoms closely linked to smallpox. When the Center for Disease Control's Dr. Dave Broda institutes a lockdown on the hospital and suspends House's team's ability to diagnose, Masters grows suspicious of Broda's motives and becomes convinced that the patient is suffering from a different disease. The girl's father soon experiences similar symptoms, and House is forced to make a precarious decision that puts his own life in jeopardy. Meanwhile, Wilson and Sam comfort a 6-year-old chemotherapy patient who prompts them to examine their relationship.
|Nov 15 2010
Office Politics 7x06
It's election season, and in the midst of a tight campaign, an incumbent New Jersey senator's campaign manager falls ill with liver failure and temporary paralysis. Cuddy pushes House to add a female doctor to his team by hiring brilliant third-year medical student Martha Masters in Thirteen's absence. House and the team are wary of the young doctor's lack of experience and medical perspective, but are forced to give their new by-the-book teammate a chance to prove herself. After the campaigning senator makes a surprising announcement, House and the team look to the candidate to find clues about the patient's condition. Meanwhile, Foreman learns that Taub has a past connection to Masters, and in an effort to save his patient's life, House must make a critical decision that may compromise his relationship with Cuddy.
|Nov 08 2010
Unplanned Parenthood 7x05
When an infant suffers breathing trouble and liver failure, House and the team must look at the medical history of the mother in order to find an answer, and ultimately land on a discovery that forces the mother to jeopardize not only her child's health but her own. Meanwhile Taub and Foreman must find a new female doctor to fill the spot vacated by Thirteen and House and Wilson learn a thing or two about parenting while caring for Cuddy's daughter.
|Oct 18 2010
Massage Therapy 7x04
House and his team make unexpected discoveries about a female patient admitted to the hospital after severe and uncontrollable vomiting; House and Cuddy are forced to face the reservations in their relationship after a visit from a massage therapist.
|Oct 11 2010
Unwritten 7x03
A children's novelist tries to kill herself, but is thwarted when she has a seizure. House, a fan of the books, puts her on psych hold but has to deal with a patient that is eager to die rather than be cured. Meanwhile, House worries that he'll lose Cuddy because they have nothing in common.
|Oct 04 2010
Selfish 7x02
A seemingly healthy 14-year-old girl collapses during a skateboarding exhibition; House and Cuddy face the challenge of handling their romantic relationship at work.
|Sep 27 2010
Now What? 7x01
House and Cuddy are exploring the ramifications of those feelings and attempting to make a real relationship work. Meanwhile, due to a colleague's illness, Princeton Plainsboro is left without a neurosurgeon on site, threatening the hospital's accreditation as a Level 1 Trauma Center. As the team attempts treatment to get their sick colleague back to work, they discover there is more to the illness than they originally suspected and turn to House for direction. Instead, House remains elusive, leaving the team on its own.
|Sep 20 2010
Help Me 6x21
Cuddy, House and members of the team join forces with a search-and-rescue team to provide much-needed medical attention at the scene of an emergency.
|May 17 2010
Baggage 6x20
During a session with Dr. Nolan, House recounts the case of a woman who arrives at the Princeton Plainsboro emergency room with an unexplained illness and no recollection of who she is. While trying to solve the mystery of the woman's illness, House must also help her piece together her identity.
|May 10 2010
The Choice 6x19
The team takes on the case of an ailing groom-to-be who harbors undisclosed secrets from a previous relationship. As his fiancée tries to get answers to her many questions, a frustrated team winnows down the possibilities. Meanwhile, House spends extra-curricular time with his Princeton Plainsboro colleagues, performing a karaoke rendition of a Gladys Knight & The Pips classic with Foreman and Chase.
|May 03 2010
Open and Shut 6x18
House and the team take on the case of a woman Julia, who is in an open marriage and becomes ill during a date with her on-the-side boyfriend. As perplexing as the case is, Julia's happy and healthy, yet polygamous relationship is equally baffling to the team. Meanwhile, House tests Wilson's relationship with Sam.
|Apr 26 2010
Knight Fall 6x17
House and the team take on the case of Sir William, a "knight" in a closed-off community of men and women living according to the ideals of the High Renaissance. As the team searches the medieval village for environmental factors contributing to Sir William's rapidly deteriorating health, Thirteen and Sir William debate the acts that define honor and loyalty, especially in regard to the "queen" of the community, one of Sir William's most frequent visitors. Meanwhile, Wilson starts over with an ex.
|Apr 19 2010
Lockdown 6x16
When a newborn disappears from the nursery, Princeton Plainsboro goes on lockdown, preventing anyone from entering, leaving or moving within the hospital. While House and his team members are trapped in various parts of the building, new insights about the team's personal histories, relationships and regrets surface.
|Apr 12 2010
Black Hole 6x15
The team takes on the case of a high school senior who inexplicably blacks out during a class field trip. While in the hospital, the patient repeatedly hallucinates. After exhausting myriad ineffective treatments for her mysterious ailments, House attempts one last controversial approach to diagnosing her: monitoring her cognitive patterns and looking for clues. Meanwhile, Taub airs his dirty laundry at work, and Wilson attempts to furnish his condo.
|Mar 15 2010
Private Lives 6x14
House and the team take on the case of an avid blogger admitted with sudden bruising and bleeding. From her hospital bed, the patient blogs about her symptoms, doctors and prospective diagnoses to her dedicated band of followers and solicits their advice on a course of treatment. Such openness leads the team to contemplate the value of privacy, especially after House and Wilson uncover secrets from one another 's past. Meanwhile, Chase is coaxed into testing out the dating scene.
|Mar 08 2010
5 to 9 6x13
During a day in the life of Princeton Plainsboro's Dean of Medicine, Dr. Lisa Cuddy, the inner workings of the hospital are seen through her eyes. This day proves to be especially trying as Cuddy wrestles with myriad hospital issues and staff disputes that test her perseverance and skills as an administrator, all while juggling issues in her personal life.
|Feb 08 2010
Moving the Chains 6x12
House and the team rush to treat an ailing college football star in time for the patient to compete in NFL tryouts. But when the patient experiences an onslaught of varied and unusual symptoms, the team has trouble reaching a consensus on how to effectively treat him in time. Meanwhile, Foreman's brother Marcus makes a surprise visit to the hospital.
|Feb 01 2010
Remorse 6x11
The team takes on the case of Valerie, an attractive female executive experiencing random episodes of excruciating pain. House agrees to take the case based on Valerie's looks, and while treating her, the men on the team are charmed by Valerie's beauty and personality, with Thirteen looking beyond the superficial to try to discover a link to her illness. Meanwhile, House uncharacteristically attempts to alleviate his conscience by reaching out to a former medical school colleague he wronged.
|Jan 25 2010
The Down Low 6x10
When drug dealer Mickey mysteriously collapses while negotiating a sale, his partner-in-crime, Eddie, accompanies him to Princeton Plainsboro for treatment. But with a major deal pending, Mickey is not forthcoming with the necessary personal information the team needs to treat him. As Mickey's condition worsens, the team resorts to old-fashioned detective work to solve the case. Meanwhile, House and Wilson compete for the affection of a new neighbor, and Chase, Thirteen and Taub attempt to play a practical joke on Foreman.
|Jan 11 2010
Wilson 6x09
When an old friend and former patient of Wilson's exhibits paralysis in his right arm, Wilson puts himself on the case. House wagers Wilson that the patient's symptoms are attributed to new cancer cells. Wilson accepts even though he is reluctant to believe the cancer has returned. With the help of the team, Wilson works to diagnose the patient more optimistic results, but when things take a turn for the worse, Wilson must address his inability to separate patient from friend. Meanwhile, Cuddy seeks advice in her search for real estate.
|Nov 30 2009
Ignorance is Bliss 6x08
On the eve of Thanksgiving, House and the team take on the case of James Sidas, an exceptionally brilliant physicist and author who traded his successful career for a job as a courier. For the ailing patient, intelligence is a miserable burden that has prompted depression and addiction, and this, coupled with a myriad of strange symptoms, nearly stumps the team. Meanwhile the doctors at Princeton Plainsboro wrestle with strained personal relationships.
|Nov 23 2009
Teamwork 6x07
After House's medical license is reinstated, he reclaims his role as Head of Diagnostics in time to treat Hank Hardwick, an adult film star admitted to Princeton Plainsborough for pulsating eye pain. Meanwhile, Cuddy is reminded that Princeton Plainsborough is not conducive to healthy personal relationships.
|Nov 16 2009
Known Unknowns 6x06
After a wild night out, a teenage girl is brought to Princeton Plainsborough with severely swollen appendages. The team must work to diagnose the young girl, who is less than honest about what happened the night she fell ill. As her condition worsens, she becomes unable to distinguish fact from fiction. Meanwhile, Cuddy, Wilson and House spend a weekend away from the hospital to attend a medical conference, but things don't go as planned when House's private investigator, Lucas returns.
|Nov 09 2009
Brave Heart 6x05
A dying patient insists that he has the same disease affecting his heart that killed his father and grandfather at the age of 40. Meanwhile, House discovers that he has a hearing problem while trying to duck student rounds.
|Oct 19 2009
Instant Karma 6x04
A wealthy businessman brings his teenage son, who is suffering from inexplicable stomach pains, to Princeton Plainsboro and insists on having Dr. House handle the case. The father of the patient believes the karmic penalty of his financial success is that he is victim to personal tragedy, and that the answer to his son's medical mystery lies in a reverse of fate rather than medical treatment. Meanwhile, Foreman and Chase prepare to present information on the Dibala case.
|Oct 12 2009
The Tyrant 6x03
When a controversial African politician falls ill, he is brought to Princeton Plainsboro for treatment. The team struggles with whether to help a merciless dictator being subpoenaed for crimes against humanity in his country. Meanwhile, Wilson tries to make peace with a feuding neighbor, but House's prying exacerbates the problem.
|Oct 05 2009
Epic Fail 6x02
House returns home to Princeton where he continues to focus on his recovery, but surprises Cuddy with the news that he's making a big change in his life. Meanwhile, the team is unable to diagnose a loud-mouthed video game creator who posts each new symptom on the internet and opts for treatments suggested by the online community rather than by the doctors, and Foreman angles for House's job, but the pressure to solve the case creates tension in his relationship with Thirteen.
|Sep 28 2009
Broken 6x01
House engages in a battle of wits and wills against the attending physician in charge of his detox program. When he starts to lose, House resorts to blackmail to gain the upper hand.
|Sep 21 2009
Both Sides Now 5x24
House and the team are intrigued by Scott, a man whose left brain and right brain operate independently, leaving him with two distinct personalities and no control over some of his actions. As the two sides of Scott's brain struggle for dominance, his warring personalities make it increasingly difficult for the team to figure out what is causing the unique problem. The team is forced to use some unusual methods to get him to cooperate with their necessary testing. Meanwhile, when House refuses to make an appearance in the clinic, Cuddy takes an unconventional approach to force House to make up the time with a particular patient.
|May 11 2009
Under My Skin 5x23
House and the team take on the case of a ballerina whose lungs collapse in the middle of a performance. When the treatment causes her skin to fall off, the dancer faces not only the prospect of never dancing again but also of dying an agonizing death. The team must use their imaginations to carefully choreograph ways to test and treat her delicate body without killing her. Meanwhile, House continues to suffer from what he thinks is insomnia, and he is willing to go to desperate measures to cure it.
|May 04 2009
House Divided 5x22
The team takes on the case of a deaf 14-year-old named Seth who collapsed after he started "hearing" explosions while competing in a wrestling match. When the team tries to test him for seizures, Seth loses vision in one eye, complicating House's bunk theory of "Exploding Head Syndrome." As his condition worsens, the team has an ethical disagreement about the patient and his mother's adamant decision to forego cochlear implants to supplement his hearing. When the prospect of giving Seth the ability to hear for the first time in his life arises, House and the team are faced with a resounding decision. Meanwhile, House's lack of sleep starts to play tricks on his mind, but he finds his insomnia may be a gift instead of a burden
|Apr 27 2009
Saviors 5x21
Cameron postpones her vacation with Chase in order to ask House to accept the case of an environmental radical who collapsed at a protest with unexplainable symptoms. Although suspicious of her motives, House agrees. Since she pushed him to take the case so emphatically, House forces Cameron to take the lead and run many of the tests on the patient. Meanwhile, House is unsure of Wilson's new healthy diet.
|Apr 13 2009
Simple Explanation 5x20
Charlotte, an older woman who has spent the last six months taking care of her dying husband Eddie, is rushed to Princeton Plainsboro after collapsing from respiratory failure. The couple becomes a double mystery for the team when Eddie begins to improve as Charlotte's condition worsens. The previously unthinkable becomes real when it seems that Charlotte will die before Eddie, and the team will be forced to make a difficult decision.
|Apr 06 2009
Locked In 5x19
A man awakens in New York after a bicycle accident unable to move or communicate in any way. House, himself injured in a motorcycle mishap, occupies the hospital bed next to Lee and quickly annoys the doctors treating them both by insisting that Lee has "locked-in" syndrome.
|Mar 30 2009
Here Kitty 5x18
Morgan works in a nursing home with a pet cat who only sleeps next to people if they are about to die - and does so with alarmingly accuracy. When it seems the cat has predicted her own death, Morgan, convinced she is about to die, fakes a seizure in order to get to House to have him diagnose her before it's too late.
|Mar 16 2009
The Social Contract 5x17
House and the team take on the case of Nick, a book editor who loses his inhibitions. The team realizes Nick has frontal lobe disinhibition, which causes him to speak his mind having no control over what he says and making him just like House. Meanwhile, House suspects Wilson and Taub are keeping something from him.
|Mar 09 2009
The Softer Side 5x16
A patient with both male and female DNA has the team stumped. Meanwhile, House starts acting nicely, raising Cuddy's and Wilson's suspicions that something is terribly wrong.
|Feb 23 2009
Unfaithful 5x15
When a priest who runs a homeless shelter sees a bleeding Jesus hovering at his doorstep, he is admitted to the ER. House takes on the case as a distraction for the team while he confronts Foreman and Thirteen about their relationship. The team soon learns the priest had been involved in a molestation scandal that caused him to lose his faith. However, just as they are about to dismiss his case, the patient's condition takes a drastic turn for the worse, and House grapples with his past and his belief
|Feb 16 2009
The Greater Good 5x14
House and the team take on the case of a woman who collapsed in the middle of a cooking class, and they soon learn she is a highly-renowned cancer researcher who recently gave up her entire career in order to pursue her own personal happiness. Though the team struggles to understand how the woman could give up saving lives for the sake of her own contentment, each grapple with the pursuit of happiness (or lack thereof) in their own lives. As the patient's condition continues to worsen, so does Thirteen's as she begins to suffer serious and life-threatening reactions to the experimental Huntington's Disease clinical trial. Meanwhile, Cuddy attempts to make House's life miserable for him in retaliation for his part in her own unhappiness.
|Feb 02 2009
Big Baby 5x13
Cuddy decides to spend more time at home to take care of her newly adopted baby and passes some of her day-to-day responsibilities off to Cameron, including supervising House. Cameron is forced to play House's games and becomes involved in a power struggle as he and the team take on the case of a Special Education teacher who collapsed after spitting up blood in the middle of class. As House tests Cameron's tolerance for his extreme measures, the patient continues to fall ill and House insists the teacher's seemingly inherent goodness is actually a pathology.
|Jan 26 2009
Painless 5x12
House and the team try to diagnose a man living with severe, chronic pain; Thirteen and Foreman explore their complicated relationship; Cuddy discovers that caring for her baby leaves her with little time to run the hospital.
|Jan 19 2009
Joy to the World 5x11
House and his team deal with a bullied girl who collapses during her school's Christmas program. Meanwhile, Foreman and Thirteen grow closer during the Huntington's disease drug trials, House gives a patient a gift, the staff wonder who gave House a special gift, and Cuddy gets an unexpected gift.
|Dec 09 2008
Let Them Eat Cake 5x10
The team takes on the case of a fitness guru on an all-natural diet who collapsed while filming a video. Meanwhile, Foreman conducts Huntington's Disease drug trials and Thirteen signs on as a subject, Cuddy is forced to move into House's office, and Kutner uses House's name to run an online medical-advice website.
|Dec 02 2008
Last Resort 5x09
A man seeking the right diagnosis for his illness is willing to take on the hospital and the SWAT team to get it. He takes thirteen and several patients from the waiting room and puts them in Cuddy's office. To put an end to the crisis they must come up with the right diagnosis, treat the wounded, and hold off a SWAT team.
|Nov 25 2008
Emancipation 5x08
While Foreman takes on a pediatric case on his own, the rest of the team deals with a 16-year-old factory manager and emancipated minor who collapses at work. When Foreman's patient takes a turn for the worse, he's forced to question whether he can deal with the situation on his own, or if he needs House's help.
|Nov 18 2008
The Itch 5x07
The team must treat an agoraphobic who refuses to leave his house, and have to work around Cuddy, who is less than thrilled at having hospital equipment relocated. Meanwhile, House is plagued by an itch, and Cameron and Chase have relationship issues.
|Nov 11 2008
Joy 5x06
An ailing man suffers from blackouts and sleepwalks, leading the team to wonder if his sleepwalking is a symptom, or how the man is becoming exposed to something else. When the man's daughter grows ill as well, the team must provide a diagnosis before both die. Meanwhile, Cuddy adopts a newborn but when the birth mother displays a rash, she has to make a decision between putting the mother or daughter at risk.
|Oct 28 2008
Lucky Thirteen 5x05
Thirteen brings her one-night stand to the hospital after the woman has a seizure. However, the woman admits she slept with Thirteen just so she could get to House and have him diagnose her condition. Meanwhile, House continues to pay Lucas to spy on Wilson.
|Oct 21 2008
Birthmarks 5x04
While en route to his father's funeral, House must help the team with a differential diagnosis on a young Chinese girl who has collapsed under mysterious circumstances.
|Oct 14 2008
Adverse Events 5x03
A painter's undiagnosed illness affects his work, and House and his team must look at the man's paintings to determine what's wrong with him.
|Sep 30 2008
Not Cancer 5x02
The team deals with an organ donor whose organs prove fatal, and the two surviving patients. Meanwhile, House hires a private detective to spy on Wilson, but hears a few things about himself that he'd rather not.
|Sep 23 2008
In the aftermath of personal tragedy, Wilson resigns from the hospital... and from his friendship with House. Meanwhile, Thirteen struggles with her personal medical problems while helping treat an executive assistant with a similar situation to her own.
|Sep 16 2008
Wilson's Heart (2) 4x16
In the aftermath of the bus accident, House struggles with his head injuries and short-term memory loss, and must deal with a concerned Wilson who believes his friend's health may be in danger.
|May 19 2008
House's Head (1) 4x15
A bus accident leaves House with serious head trauma and partial amnesia. He comes to believe that a patient on the bus had a life-threatening disease and struggles to recall who it was, and what they had.
|May 12 2008
Living the Dream 4x14
House is convinced one of the actors on his favorite soap opera "Prescription Passion" has a serious medical condition after observing his symptoms on television. House decides to intervene and take matters into his own hands, but both the actor and House's own team dismiss House's assessment and do not believe there is anything wrong with him.
|May 05 2008
No More Mr. Nice Guy 4x13
House copes with a patient whose symptoms conceal a greater problem, but spends much of his time dodging Cuddy's orders to give performance reviews, and fighting with Amber over who gets to spend more time with Wilson.
|Apr 28 2008
Don't Ever Change 4x12
House and his team must diagnose a Jewish bride who is taken ill at her wedding. However, House is more interested in analyzing Wilson's relationship with his new girlfriend.
|Feb 05 2008
Frozen 4x11
House and his team have to diagnose a case at a distance when a researcher at a South Pole base is taken ill.
|Feb 03 2008
It's A Wonderful Lie 4x10
A mother's sudden paralysis during a indoor rock-climbing incident leaves her daughter injured, and House's new team looking for a cure. Meanwhile, House organizes his new recruits' Secret Santa gift exchange... with a few twists of his own.
|Jan 29 2008
Games 4x09
Under Cuddy's pressure to choose his team, House gives the candidates a case of a former punk rock star who is a drug user. Whoever diagnoses the patient is going to have a future as a member of House's team.
|Nov 27 2007
House treats a magician but comes to believe he's faking illness to cover up his own incompetence. Meanwhile, House pits the fellows against each other in his version of an immunity challenge.
|Nov 20 2007
Ugly 4x07
A film crew and the candidates are following around House distracting him while he is trying to diagnose a teenager who suffers from a heart attack prior to a serious plastic surgery.
|Nov 13 2007
Whatever It Takes 4x06
Based on practically no information and no medical history about a mystery patient sent by the CIA, House is using some unorthodox methods to diagnose and treat him. Meanwhile the remaining candidates are questioning Foreman's judgment.
|Nov 06 2007
Mirror, Mirror 4x05
House deals with a patient who mirrors the personality of anyone he meets. Meanwhile, Foreman is put in charge of overseeing the fellowship candidates.
|Oct 30 2007
Guardian Angels 4x04
House finds that some of his own fellowship students will do whatever it takes, when they deal with a woman who believes she can talk to the dead.
|Oct 23 2007
97 Seconds 4x03
The candidates are now two teams of five women and five men, competing on diagnosing and treating a wheelchair-bound man. Meanwhile House does experiments on himself to test what happens after death, and Foreman, at another hospital, is treating his team in a House-like manner.
|Oct 09 2007
The Right Stuff 4x02
House is secretly trying to treat a fighter pilot who is a candidate for NASA's astronaut training program. Her diagnosis will be the test to choose which ones of the 40 applicants are going to take the empty spots in his team.
|Oct 02 2007
Alone 4x01
With his diagnostic team gone, House tries to diagnose a young woman who survived an office building collapse. With the condition getting worse, Cuddy puts pressure on House to hire a new team, but instead attempts a differential diagnosis with help from the janitor.
|Sep 25 2007
Human Error 3x24
A Cuban couple attempt to get to America by raft... to see House about the wife's heart condition. But when she gets worse House wonders if someone on his staff messed up. Meanwhile Foreman prepares to leave and his departure threatens to shake up the entire team.
|May 29 2007
The Jerk 3x23
House treats a 16-year-old chess prodigy who gets everyone on the team annoyed with his behavior. Foreman is upset with House because he thinks his boss sabotaged his job interview with another hospital.
|May 15 2007
Resignation 3x22
The team deals with a 19-year-old college student, while Foreman suddenly and without a reason hands in his resignation. House seems to have already found Foreman's replacement, an attractive nutritionist named Honey.
|May 08 2007
Family 3x21
Wilson prepares to transplant bone marrow from Matty to his brother Nick. But when Matty gets sick, the team must cure him as he's the only safe donor. Meanwhile Foreman deals with the consequences of his mistake and House has a battle of wills with his new pet Hector.
|May 01 2007
House Training 3x20
The doctors try to find what's wrong with a scam artist who collapses after her brain "freezes," but the case becomes personal for Foreman.
|Apr 24 2007
Act Your Age 3x19
A 6-year-old girl suffers ailments expected in patients much older. Tensions between Chase and Cameron lead House to intentionally assign them to the same tasks, including investigating the young girl's home.
|Apr 17 2007
Airborne 3x18
On House and Cuddy's flight from Singapore a passenger gets ill and Cuddy suspects an epidemic. At the hospital, Wilson leads the team as they deal with a middle-aged woman suffering from seizures.
|Apr 10 2007
Fetal Position 3x17
A famous celebrity photographer suffers from a stroke while being pregnant at her early forties. House and his team have to deal with a great dilemma, save the mother or her unborn child.
|Apr 03 2007
Top Secret 3x16
The ex-marine that saved House's life, in a dream he had the day before, is admitted in the hospital with symptoms resembling Gulf War Syndrome. While House is busy dealing with his own health issues, and Chase and Cameron are too busy with each other, the ex-marine gets worse.
|Mar 27 2007
Half-Wit 3x15
House encounters a brain-damaged musical prodigy with inexplicable abilities while the team faces serious concerns about House's own health.
|Mar 06 2007
Insensitive 3x14
It's Valentine's Day, and Cuddy has a blind date. Meanwhile, House leaves ER duty to take the case of a child patient named Hannah.
|Feb 13 2007
Needle in a Haystack 3x13
House and his staff must deal with a teenage Gypsy boy suffering from inexplicable respiratory distress. However, House has bigger issues on his mind: Cuddy has given away his handicapped spot.
|Feb 06 2007
One Day, One Room 3x12
While House is forced to work full-time in the clinic and deal with a rape victim who insists on confiding with him, Cameron deals with a terminal cancer patient trying to take advantage of her state of mind.
|Jan 30 2007
Words and Deeds 3x11
House splits his time between treating a firefighter for uncontrollable shivering, giving Tritter a piece of his mind, and handling his trial for forging prescriptions.
|Jan 09 2007
Wilson arranges for House to make a deal with Tritter, but House refuses. Meanwhile, Cuddy cuts House off Vicodin and removes him from the team's case: a 15-year-old little person who entered the hospital with a collapsed lung and anemia.
|Dec 12 2006
Finding Judas 3x09
House takes the case of a young girl who has been diagnosed with pancreatitis. When he takes her divorced parents to court to force them to allow treatment because they can't agree, the judge awards guardianship of the girl to Cuddy. Meanwhile, Tritter continues his strategy to force House to admit to his drug use by offering one of the team members a deal.
|Nov 28 2006
Whac-A-Mole 3x08
An 18-year-old teenager is brought to the hospital after having a heart attack. House reviews the boy's file and believes he has the diagnosis. He then turns the case into a game by sealing his opinion in an envelope and challenging Cameron, Foreman, and Chase to guess House's diagnosis on their own. Meanwhile, Tritter's actions against Wilson continue to strain the oncologist's relationship with House and destroy his ability to practice medicine.
|Nov 21 2006
Son of Coma Guy 3x07
House decides to awaken a comatose patient so he can question the man regarding the family history of his son, who may have a genetic condition and the father is the only living relative. Meanwhile, Wilson confronts House about the stolen prescription pad as Tritter approaches Cameron, Chase, and Foreman in an attempt to divide the team and reveal their loyalties.
|Nov 14 2006
Que Será Será 3x06
The team encounters logistical problems while trying to run tests on a 600-pound man due to his extremely large size. Meanwhile, House spends the night in jail after being arrested by Detective Tritter for various charges, including resisting arrest.
|Nov 07 2006
Fools for Love 3x05
House takes the case of a young woman who has been rushed to the hospital with problems breathing and severe stomach pain after she and her husband were robbed. After her husband collapses, the team believes the couple's illnesses are related. Meanwhile, Michael Tritter, a clinic patient, causes problems for House that could have serious ramifications.
|Oct 31 2006
Lines in the Sand 3x04
When doctors are unable to diagnose why a severely autistic boy screams loudly for no apparent reason, House takes the case. As the boy's condition worsens, it becomes obvious that House relates to the boy because he has no social niceties.
|Sep 26 2006
Informed Consent 3x03
House puts a well-known medical researcher through a battery of tests to determine why he collapsed in his lab. When the team is unable to diagnose the problem, the doctor asks the team to help him end his life. House is forced to use his cane again after the ketamine has worn off as he deals with a clinic patient's teenaged daughter who has a crush on him.
|Sep 19 2006
Cane & Able 3x02
House and the team treat a young boy who claims there is a tracking device in his neck and believes he has been the subject of alien experimentation. Cameron is outraged when she learns Cuddy and Wilson have been lying to House about the diagnosis on his last case.
|Sep 12 2006
Meaning 3x01
After recovering from his gunshot wounds, House works feverishly on two cases at the same time: a paralyzed man who drove his wheelchair into a swimming pool and a woman who became paralyzed after a yoga session.
|Sep 05 2006
No Reason 2x24
As House and his team are working on the diagnosis of a man with a giant, swollen tongue, the husband of a former patient walks into House's office and shoots him. House continues to treat his patient from his ICU hospital bed with the shooter, who has been shot by hospital security and hand-cuffed to his bed, as his roommate. When the after-effects of the shooting begin to impact House, he starts to question his own ability to diagnose properly. As his patient's body deteriorates, House struggles through his self-doubt and must trust his team to find a way to solve the case.
|May 23 2006
Who's Your Daddy? 2x23
A 16-year-old Hurricane Katrina victim suffering from hallucinations as a result of the tragedy is brought to House by his former bandmate who recently found out the girl is his daughter. Although House fears his friend is being scammed, he takes the case. As he works his way through the girl's lies so he can diagnose and treat her, he's forced to tell a few lies of his own.
|May 16 2006
Forever 2x22
A young mother has a seizure while bathing her newborn son and nearly drowns him. House and the team have two cases at one time as they try to save the infant and determine the cause of the mother's seizures.
|May 09 2006
Euphoria (2) 2x21
Foreman continues to experience the same progression of symptoms as the police officer. When he realizes he may be facing imminent death, he calls his father who comes to his son's side. As it comes down to a race against time, House believes the solution to the illness is in the police officer's apartment.
|May 03 2006
Euphoria (1) 2x20
When a police officer with a gunshot wound to the head and uncontrollable laughter is admitted, House and the team are baffled. When Foreman begins showing the same symptoms, they race to determine the cause of the illness before Foreman's condition takes the same path.
|May 02 2006
House vs. God 2x19
House treats a 15 year old faith healer, while Wilson feels left out when he finds out House has a weekly poker game.
|Apr 25 2006
Sleeping Dogs Lie 2x18
House has to work fast when a woman comes in with a life-threatening case of insomnia. Meanwhile Cameron is angry at Foreman for stealing an article she worked on.
|Apr 18 2006
All In 2x17
When a six-year-old boy is brought in with the same symptoms as another patient who died years ago under House's care, House believes the cases are identical and he can predict the course of the boy's illness. Meanwhile, the clinic hosts a poker night to benefit the oncology department.
|Apr 11 2006
Safe 2x16
Melinda, a troubled teenage girl who is immuno-compromised as a result of the medications she must take after a heart transplant, has a severe allergic reaction and goes into shock when her boyfriend visits her. Meanwhile, House and Wilson continue to work out the problems in their new living arrangement.
|Apr 04 2006
Clueless 2x15
House believes a woman is trying to kill her husband and tries to find the proof to confirm his suspicions. When Wilson moves in with House after separating from his wife, he learns Wilson is a great cook.
|Mar 28 2006
Sex Kills 2x14
House takes the case of a man who experienced a seizure but wasn't aware it happened. When the man suffers a heart attack and needs a heart transplant, the team races to diagnose a dead woman's illness so they can harvest her heart to save their living patient.
|Mar 07 2006
Skin Deep 2x13
House uncovers a startling secret when he treats a teenage supermodel for heroin addiction. Meanwhile, Wilson hopes the increased leg pain in House's leg is an indication his leg nerves are regenerating.
|Feb 20 2006
Distractions 2x12
While a severely burned teenager is admitted and his blood tests come back with strange results, House makes himself the guinea pig in his own unofficial tests of a new drug designed to treat migraines to prove a former medical school colleague is wrong about the drug.
|Feb 14 2006
Need to Know 2x11
While House's staff tries to diagnose a woman whose uncontrollable muscle flailing caused her to crash her car, House and Stacy try to resolve their relationship issues once and for all. Cameron refuses to take her HIV test, wary of the results.
|Feb 07 2006
While attending his editor's retirement party, a journalist collapses and hits his head on a desk. When he regains consciousness, his sentences are garbled and incoherent, so he is rushed to Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. With House and Stacy stranded at an airport due to bad weather, the team is forced to solve the case with House helping out over the phone.
|Jan 10 2006
Deception 2x09
With Foreman as House's supervisor, the team must figure out if a woman who cried wolf too many times is really ill.
|Dec 13 2005
The Mistake 2x08
House and Chase find themselves in a serious situation after a young mother with stomach pains dies. Months later, Stacy counsels Chase prior to his disciplinary hearing, and must determine whether Chase made a mistake that ultimately led to the patient's death. She soon realizes he is holding something back.
|Nov 29 2005
Hunting 2x07
A gay man with full-blown AIDS collapses in front of House's home and goes into shock. When House discovers the man's father is suffering from symptoms of his own, he must determine if they might be connected and save both their lives. Meanwhile, Cameron faces a potentially life-threatening disease of her own.
|Nov 22 2005
Spin 2x06
A professional bicyclist is brought in after collapsing during a race, but House doesn't want to treat him because he thinks the athlete is taking performance-enhancing drugs. House only becomes interested when the patient admits to taking the drugs.
|Nov 15 2005
Daddy's Boy 2x05
A Princeton student who is graduating suffers a seizure while partying at a frat house. House's parents also drop by to see their son.
|Nov 08 2005
TB or Not TB 2x04
While in Africa, a famous doctor becomes inexplicably ill and is sent to Dr. House for treatment.
|Nov 01 2005
Humpty Dumpty 2x03
An asthmatic man suddenly becomes unconscious and falls off of Dr. Cuddy's roof while working on her house.
|Sep 27 2005
Autopsy 2x02
Dr. Wilson convinces House to take the case of one of his patients, a young girl with terminal cancer who starts suffering from hallucinations.
|Sep 20 2005
Acceptance 2x01
A death row inmate is felled by an unknown disease and House decides to take on the case, over Cuddy and Foreman's objections. House also has to deal with Stacy who is working closely with him, while Cameron has to cope with a dying patient.
|Sep 13 2005
Honeymoon 1x22
When Stacy insists her husband Mark get tests, House insists he can handle things. But despite the fact Mark's tests prove negative, his steadily growing symptoms indicate he is dying. While House struggles with the mystery and make increasing demands on his staff, Wilson worries about House's emotional well-being, and Cuddy considers adding a new employee to the clinic.
|May 24 2005
Three Stories 1x21
House's ex-girlfriend Stacy Warner returns – not for House but to get help for her ailing husband. While House decides whether or not to take her case, Cuddy forces him to present a lecture to a class of medical students. As he weaves the stories of three patients who all present with a similar symptom, House gives a lecture the students will never forget.
|May 17 2005
Love Hurts 1x20
House apparently triggers a stroke in a clinic patient, but the major topic of discussion is House's imminent date with Cameron, The team must deal with the patient's odd lifestyle, overbearing "friend," and reluctant parents in order to stop the strokes and try to save his life. Meanwhile, Wilson, Cuddy and the team offer House and Cameron advice while laying odds on the outcome.
|May 10 2005
Kids 1x19
During an meningitis outbreak which overwhelms the clinic, House is drawn to a single patient: a 12-year-old whose symptoms don't quite match everyone else's. House, Foreman, and Chase must devise ingenious ways and locations to treat the girl's delicate condition in the middle of the chaos, and make an unexpected discovery. Meanwhile, House asks Cameron to come back to her job but she has one requirement that he might not be able to meet.
|May 03 2005
Babies & Bathwater 1x18
While House and his team scramble to discover what's causing brain and kidney dysfunction in a pregnant woman, Vogler is working to get House fired after House's pharmaeutical speech. House determines the illness, but the woman and her husband must struggle with an emotional and heartbreaking choice: choose between her or that of her unborn child. Vogler calls for a vote to remove House, but when Wilson refuses to make the vote unanimous, Vogler threatens to take his money if Wilson isn't voted out. Finally, Cuddy must take a stand against Vogler.
|Apr 19 2005
Role Model 1x17
At a high-level campaign fundraiser, a senator becomes violently ill. Vogler forces House to take the senator's case and offers to let off the hook on firing a team member if he'll deliver a speech on behalf of Vogler's pharmaceutical company. It looks like the senator has AIDS but House refuses to settle for the easy answer. And House ends up giving the speech, but it doesn't go quite as Vogler planned.
|Apr 12 2005
Heavy 1x16
House must fire one of his doctors and leaves them to think about it while they deal with an overweight 10-year old child who suffered a heart attack as the result of taking diet pills. House is also faced with a woman who won't accept surgery for a 30 lb. tumor because she wants to remain overweight.
|Mar 29 2005
Mob Rules 1x15
Just before mobster Joey Arnello spills the beans in federal court and enters witness protection, he collapses. A court order instructs House to find out if he's faking. House and his team struggle to diagnose and cure Joey while Joey's brother Bill tries to slow things down and keep Joey from testifying. Meanwhile, Cuddy struggles to convince Vogler that House is an essential part of the hospital.
|Mar 22 2005
Control 1x14
Billionaire entrepreneur Edward Vogler spends $100 million on the clinic and becomes the new Chairman of the Board. As a businessman, Vogler intends to turn the clinic into a profitable venue for his biotech venture and plans to eliminate the financially draining services of Dr. House. Meanwhile, a businesswoman who has it all - perfect life, perfect body, perfect job - finds herself inexplicably paralyzed. When he diagnoses her secret, House must risk his job and his medical license to get her a necessary transplant.
|Mar 15 2005
Cursed 1x13
A 12-year-old boy believes he's cursed after a Ouija board tells him he's going to die, and his father makes increasing demands on House as they try to diagnose the boy's pneumonia-like symptoms and incongruous rash. Meanwhile, Chase's estranged father, a renowned doctor from Australia, visits and House invites him to sit in, much to Chase's discomfort. When House diagnoses the boy's illness, the young patient is forced to face the idea that his father may not be everything he believes.
|Mar 01 2005
Sports Medicine 1x12
A severely broken arm reveals a bizarre case of bone loss and ends the comeback plans of major league pitcher Hank Wiggen. House suspects Hank is lying about using steroids, as his condition worsens. When Hank's kidneys start to fail, his wife offers to donate hers, but she would have to abort her early pregnancy. Forced into an impossible solution, and admitting failure as an addict, Hank tries to take his own life. House and his team must isolate and fix the problem soon if this pitcher's life, as well his career, can be saved. Meanwhile, Foreman dates a pharmaceutical representative and House is stuck with two tickets and ends up going on a "date" with Cameron...to a monster truck rally.
|Feb 22 2005
Detox 1x11
House has to find out why a patient has internal bleedings after a car crash. In the meantime, he has a wager with Cuddy he can stay off the painkillers. Will his withdrawal symptoms eventually kill his patient?
|Feb 15 2005
Histories 1x10
Dr. Foreman believes an uncooperative homeless woman is faking seizures to get a meal ticket at the teaching hospital. But her homelessness strikes a personal chord with Dr. Wilson and he grows determined to keep her from falling between the cracks. Her worsening symptoms prove to be a complex mystery for House and his team, but the mystery of her identity and medical history may hold the answers to saving her life. Just as the team suspects she has contagious meningitis, the woman goes missing, only to be tasered by the police, who bring her back. But House deduces the taser may have proven yet another diagnosis, with dire results. Meanwhile, House has an audience of two medical students who are learning how to do case studies.
|Feb 08 2005
DNR 1x09
Legendary jazz musician John Henry Giles is checked into the hospital and when he's told he's dying from ALS, he signs a DNR to avoid a slow death. House disagrees with the diagnosis and goes against everyone's wishes when he violates the DNR to save Giles' life. The decision lands House in court, drives Foreman to consider taking another job, and results in Giles' paralysis worsening. But when the patient inexplicably starts getting better, the team has to figure out the mystery in reverse and find out why his condition is improving.
|Feb 01 2005
Poison 1x08
When a high school student falls victim to a mysterious but lethal poisoning, House and his team jump in to find out what is killing the teen. Suddenly, a second unrelated student is admitted with identical symptoms. With the boys' lives hanging in the balance, House and the team have to connect the dots fast. Meanwhile, an 82-year-old patient has become enamored with House while he helps her figure out the basis of her renewed fascination with her sexual feelings.
|Jan 25 2005
Fidelity 1x07
After being discovered dead asleep, a woman is admitted to the hospital. The doctors are puzzled by her symptoms, as they consider everything from tumors to breast cancer to rabbit fever. When all the treatments fail, House concludes she has African sleeping sickness. However, neither the woman nor her husband could possibly have ever been to Africa. The woman will die without the proper treatment, but neither one will admit to having an affair.
|Dec 28 2004
The Socratic Method 1x06
Dr. House is intrigued by the symptoms of a schizophrenic woman, who displays mixed symptoms, including a tumor, but soon realizes the source of her problems isn't the obvious. House confronts his birthday and Chase confronts his past when the mother's son tries to keep up with her condition.
|Dec 21 2004
Damned If You Do 1x05
A nun whose hands are red, swollen and cracked is sent to House. The nun believes it is stigmata, but House suspects an allergic reaction. He gives her some pills, which cause her to become unable to breathe. As her condition worsens, her fellow sisters pray for her while House and his team work to discover the cause of her illness while House has to wonder if he misadministered the illness.
|Dec 14 2004
Maternity 1x04
When a virus is spreading among the hospital, infecting six babies, House and his team must make decisions that could compromise the lives of the babies.
|Dec 07 2004
Occam's Razor 1x03
A college student collapses after rowdy sex with his girlfriend. While House and his team attempt to determine the cause, the student's condition continues to deteriorate and his symptoms multiply complicating the diagnosis.
|Nov 30 2004
Paternity 1x02
When a teenage lacrosse player is stricken with an unidentifiable brain disease, Dr. House and the team hustle to give his parents answers. Chase breaks the bad news, the kid has MS, but the boy's night-terror hallucinations disprove the diagnosis and send House and his team back to square one. As the boy's health deteriorates. House's side-bet on the paternity of the patient infuriates Dr. Cuddy and the teenager's parents, but may just pay off in spades.
|Nov 23 2004
Pilot 1x01
A Kindergarten teacher starts speaking gibberish and passed out in front of her class. What looks like a possible brain tumor does not respond to treatment and provides many more questions than answers for House and his team as they engage in a risky trial-and-error approach to her case. When the young teacher refuses any additional variations of treatment and her life starts slipping away, House must act against his code of conduct and make a personal visit to his patient to convince her to trust him one last time.
|Nov 16 2004


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Deborah is a multi-disciplinary artist who explores the mediums of sculpture, painting, ceramics, glass and printmaking. Her works include the monolithic sculpture Angel, commissioned by the National Gallery of Victoria to stand in the moat of the Gallery, now relocated to Birrarung Marr; Ophelia, situated at the riverside entrance of Southgate; and Queen of the Shire, which stands on the north side of the Warrandyte bridge. Deborah grew up in Warrandyte where she still lives and works.
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South Charlotte
Charlotte celebrates
Historic Charlotte will celebrate National Historic Preservation Month with a series of events focus on the design and architecture prevalent during the 1950s and 1960s.
The group will host Modernism at Risk, a panel discussion about Mid-Century Modernism at the Wells Fargo Auditorium at the Knight Theatre, 430 S. Tryon St., on Tuesday. Registration will be from 5:30 to 6 p.m. The panel discussion will be from 6 to 7:15 p.m. A reception will follow from 7:15 to 8 p.m.
On May 7 and 8, the organization will host walking tours at 10 and 11 a.m.
Tickets are available at www.historiccharlotte.org. Tickets are $20 for members of Historic Charlotte and $25 for non-members.


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You are currently browsing the tag archive for the 'retirement' tag.
Though I may agree with some of Forbes' top 25 picks for places to retire, I still think they're trying to kill us. They just can't decide if retirees will look better stuffed in a refrigerator or buried in a sand box.. There's at least three desert towns in the mix plus Pittsburgh is ranked 19-and Fargo is number 13!!!!
Someone caught this gal practicing for retirement .
Really? Fargo! Where dead bodies roll like snowballs across the landscape-I mean, that movie was real, right? If not, then the winter temperatures out there are cold enough to kill thermometers. People? They're the negative sense of toast.
For me, the older I get the more guys sitting on park benches make sense.It's not like those park benches will be there forever, and some one has got to use them.
Oh man–have I got an idea for retirement …..
I can move up to Forbes # 13 on the list , Fargo ND,….and sit on a bench!
Retirement comes down to this-there's no perfect list of places, dates to keep in mind or reason to retire ; it's personal. Some want to ski tandem with the Abominable Snowman while others want to swim with sharks.
Thing is, the word retirement should really be spelled-you don't have to hurry anymore-but Webster was too busy to write all that out. To me, it figures retirement is like walking out into a huge pasture filled with other people who don't care if they've stepped in it.
No one sees as well as they use to; no one hears or cares; smells are more like guesses and the muffled voices that belong to cartoon characters keep rasping from cracked faces that croak the sounds.
Speaking of croaking. Retirement is not the same as being dead.
Heck, I know plenty of people who have lived days past their retirement date-a few even longer. But there are plenty of so-called guides to help people with retirement that are heck-bent on making sure that doesn't happen for long. Everyone who's ever thought about retiring has heard the adage: keep yourself busy. SAY What!?!?! Wait! That's what I've done my whole life! Maybe, what those who spew this mockery of retirement's real spelling-U don't have 2 hurry anymore- mean for us to keep busy shoveling.
Some guides even try to appeal to the frugal retirees…
Okay then, my bottom line and last-ditch effort to make this all up to snuff is I don't think Forbes had a young guy writing this review..what old people need to move to where water's running out and it's 100 degrees in the shade? And who ever heard of retirees wanting to get comfy in blocks of ice for beds? Yeah, no
Franque. I'm too busy to retire …..who's got time for that?
* Actually this is a a true reading from Upper New York State near our lake home…


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Monday, December 31, 2018
10:00 AM to 11:00 AM EST
Trinity Baptist Church
4381 S. Sheridan Dr.
Muskegon, MI 49444
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Monday, December 31, 2018
Trinity Baptist Church
4381 S Sheridan Dr
Muskegon, MI 49444
Web Site
At the family's request memorial contributions are to be made to those listed below. Please forward payment directly to the memorial of your choice.
Trinity Baptist Church
Below is the contact information for a florist recommended by the funeral home.
Chalet Floral
700 W. Hackley Ave.
Muskegon, MI 49441
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Life Story / Obituary
Pauline C. Thiel, age 94, passed away peacefully on December 26, 2018. She was born May 3, 1924 in Muskegon, MI to Clyde A. & Emily (Hurd) Burrington. She was a Muskegon resident all of her life. Pauline received her education from Muskegon Public Schools and was a member of the class of 1941. As a young teenager, while attending Sullivan Community Church, she accepted the Lord as her savior. She met Leonard S. Thiel while helping at her parents Maple Island Grocery Store. They married June 22, 1957 and were married for 39 years when he passed away November 16, 1996. Mrs. Thiel was a bookkeeper for fifty years until retiring from Motor Service & Supply Company in 1992. They regularly attended Broadway Baptist Church for 18 years, were active in the Bus ministry and Awana. Pauline was a member of Trinity Baptist Church for 24 years, was active in their mission program and was also their mission treasurer. Pauline loved to play skip-bo with family & friends, enjoyed making puppets, stuffed animals and other crafts.
Daughter, Nancy (Mark) Gubala of Kent City; son, Jim (Sharon) Thiel of Wyoming; grandchildren, Hannah & Rachel Gubala; sister, Doris (Pat) Rainbolt; many wonderful nieces, nephews & cousins. She was preceded in death by her parents; husband, Leonard Thiel in 1996; sisters, Mildred Becker, Barbara Burrington, Judy Burrington, Alice Twining, Yvonne Jeffery, Betty Gerard, Florence Bean; brothers, Floyd, Bernard & Andy Burrington.
Monday, December 31, 2018, 11:00 AM with visitation one hour prior to the service at Trinity Baptist Church. Internment in Holton Cemetery.
MEMORIAL: Trinity Baptist Church.


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Oculus Rift Development Kit 2: Another Eyes-On
This week during GTC 2014, Oculus VR was showcasing its latest developer kit for the Oculus Rift, DK2. Unlike what I experienced back in November, this $350 kit featured a near infrared CMOS sensor, with an update rate of 60 Hz, placed directly in front of me to catch every single body movement.
As previously reported, this version of the Rift features a resolution of 1080 x 960 per eye, and it clearly shows. The visuals look a lot more refined than the HD version I tested back in November. With this version I didn't see any pixilation whatsoever, allowing me to jump eyes first into an immersive experience.
Read more: How Facebook's Oculus Buy Changes Future of Rift, VR
According to the specs, the refresh rates are 75 Hz, 72 Hz and 60 Hz, and the persistence is 2 ms, 3 ms and full. The viewing optics provide a nominal 100 degree field of view. The headset also features a gyroscope, accelerometer and a magnetometer, with an update rate of 1000 Hz.
"DK2 isn't identical to the consumer Rift, but the fundamental building blocks for great VR are there. All the content developed using DK2 will work with the consumer Rift. And while the overall experience still needs to improve before it's consumer-ready, we're getting closer everyday — DK2 is not the Holodeck yet, but it's a major step in the right direction," states Oculus VR in a recent blog.
For this demo, Oculus allowed two people to play Couch Knights, a deathmatch title from Epic Games involving swords, shields, a virtual living room and the UE4 engine. Players sit in a virtual chair, controlling action-figure sized avatars in a living room setting. You can move the warrior avatar all around the immediate area, but the players remain glued to their seats.
What was seemingly new in my experience was the ability to turn my head in a number of directions and angles while the room remained in place. In other words, the camera can see that I'm turning or tilting my head, leaning forward to see my feet, and more. Thus the game renders the environment so that you feel that you're really sitting in a room with furniture and another player.
That said, I didn't see the blurred visuals I experienced with the first developer kit and the HD version shown back in November. My experience was incredibly smooth, and a sign that Oculus VR is getting closer to a retail release. When that will be I don't know, but the Rift will definitely be worth the wait.
wanderer11I think everyone lost all their interest in Oculus once facebook bought them.
everlast66They could rename it to Judas Rift now.
stevejnb769386 said:I think everyone lost all their interest in Oculus once facebook bought them.
I still can't believe how cliquey the PC tech world is. Same product, more funding, backing, and lobby power to get it supported by other companies, but tied to a company that isn't "with it" to gamers/PC geeks? All of the sudden it's "OMG I HATE THIS ICKY ICKY ICKY!"
This could be a harbinger of Facebook taking a very different turn - though, it was bound to happen sooner or later. Their social-network roots could only take them so far. I'll be curious to see what they're like.
spartanmk2Benedict Rift Arnold.
everlast66Sony could not have hoped for a better present!And, yes, Project Morpheus is not only PS4, it has been demoed on the PC.http://www.roadtovr.com/sony-project-morpheus-dev-kits-delivered-early-june/
stevo777They pretty much made Oculus from off the shelf parts. I don't see why some people from Tom's don't get together and start their own project. Most of us build PC's from off the shelf stuff.
Dexter KairaiuakI was going to take the red pill. Now i'll take the blue pill. Thank you Morpheus.
tristanglQuote:I think everyone lost all their interest in Oculus once facebook bought them.
ikazThe problem is that now FB can decide what direction the rift goes as far as development goes. FB is not an investment firm as far as stocks goes so when they spend 2B on it they have a good idea of what they want to do with the tech and I'm not aware of FB developing any full pc games (which is what most people were excited about).
tristanglQuote:I think everyone lost all their interest in Oculus once facebook bought them.
nitriumIf you NEED a Facebook account to use the Rift, I sure as hell won't be getting one. Like the Minecraft developer said, "We were in talks about maybe bringing a version of Minecraft to Oculus. I just cancelled that deal. Facebook creeps me out." The last sentence echo's my sentiments exactly. Facebook creeps me out too.
maviktVaporware is a word that has begun popping up in my head when I see news about Oculus Rift. How many years has gone by since the Kick-starter campaign started? With the kick-starter money, the venture capital and dev kit sales I can't imagine they have been underfunded. It's not like they're inventing something never heard of before. COTS components, perhaps an ASIC, a casing and some software; It shouldn't take half a decade. The only good I can see come from FB is giving them an incentive to finalize the product, so they can get their $2 billion back (I'm not sure that's good though...). I hope it'll still be "affordable" once released, but it seems like the price just went up, $2 billion.
skit75This was Kickstarter funded. Where was Mark back then? It isn't about a "cliquey" PC world so much as it is about the technology being sniped from the community that got it off the ground and the perceived loss of said community's control. It is whatever FB wants it to be now. Hey Mark, would you mind reimbursing the Kickstarters who got this off the ground for you, if it ever becomes profitable?
rwinchesThey stated you don't need a FB account, but things change.
For example.
I went to make a comment on HuffPo, I haven't logged-in in months, but when I tried. they requested my FB credentials and stated I would, from now on, be identified using my FB account name... WTF
They had previously said only new members would be required to follow any new rules.
RooDNo thanks, was ready to pull the trigger on a dk2 and a consumer model.not anymore
RooDSeriously, vote with your dollar and let this flop. Without early adopters Rift is screwed. I used to tell my friends and family about it and was going to show them once I got one. Now I tell them what happened and that its a garbage product.
cracklintOcculus was bound to be snatched up by someone. How else are the supposed compete. There still have many hurdles to overcome. Even with the successfully kick starter , the extra 75 million and the sale of dev kits, there is no way they can beat Sony to market and match their R&D. Everyone was watching Occulus. I would like to hear from those actually working on the project before I throw them under the bus and call them sell outs. The may be completely excited to have budget constraints lifted. 1. gotta have lower latency / quicker refresh rates for a smooth nauseous free experience. 2. the screen could still use refinement /higher resolution3. The weight still needs to be reduced and redistributed, newer or alternative materials need to be explored4. They need to be first to market and they need their Brand established. From a marketing perspective, it's not a bad move, maybe even genius.5. I am sure they have applied for new patents since alot of the implementation of the tech is new , they will need facebooks funds and lawyers to protect their IP. I love indie projects and the community that supports them, but this may be the turning point in the way we consume entertainment. As the tech becomes wireless and portable the possibilities may be endless to more practical applications.
stevejnb192459 said:This was Kickstarter funded. Where was Mark back then? It isn't about a "cliquey" PC world so much as it is about the technology being sniped from the community that got it off the ground and the perceived loss of said community's control. It is whatever FB wants it to be now. Hey Mark, would you mind reimbursing the Kickstarters who got this off the ground for you, if it ever becomes profitable?
"Perceived loss of community control"? Oh, I'm sorry, I take back everything I said. Did they bring you in on their design meetings? Consult you before making any major decisions as to where the project was doing and insisted that your word was in some way defining? Did anyone who was actually had any sort of final say in where the project went sign some sort of document saying that they were going to keep the community in control of the project? No? Ok, then I take nothing back. This project was never yours and acting like it is after the fact is just throwing a tantrum.
What they did with kickstarter was say "We're going to build this. Will you give us money to help us do it?" Giving them money never gave anyone who helped fund them even the most remote say in what they chose to do with it as the project went on. The idea of "community control" was never anything but a woefully misguided fantasy. Kickstarter in no way gives you ownership of the project, and I have no idea why you think OR was some sort of exception to this.
They asked for money so they could build a product that they could sell to a big company that would back it so it might actually become something Why is everyone so surprised when they found that backer? And yes, it IS cliquey, because if it had been some "cool" company (Valve, Google, Sony, whoever) that picked it up, you'd all be jumping up and down with joy.
I wonder how well the initial kickstarter funding would have gone, if they said from the start that they were making a new VR interface for Facebook. Of course I do realize that they probably didn't even consider Facebook as a potential buyer in the start, but y'know what I'm trying to say...
nitriumTo reply to stevejnb's cynical reply above I just want to add that clearly Kickstarter backers wrongly thought that the quaint notions of LOYALTY and TRUST still existed in independent (i.e. non corporate) communities, and hadn't yet been entirely replaced by BETRAYAL and GREED. Clearly they were wrong, and presumably will have learnt a valuable lesson.
house70Get ready to be fed a bunch of FB ads... now in 3D, no less!
house70The rift between community and Oculus deepens... See what I did there?
stevejnb1315339 said:To reply to stevejnb's cynical reply above I just want to add that clearly Kickstarter backers wrongly thought that the quaint notions of LOYALTY and TRUST still existed in independent (i.e. non corporate) communities, and hadn't yet been entirely replaced by BETRAYAL and GREED. Clearly they were wrong, and presumably will have learnt a valuable lesson.
Just got to ask, do the people who gave money to this project figure they were donating to a non-profit charity organization? The moment you donated to a project that was going to become a consumer product, you really shouldn't have had any illusions about there being any endgame to this other than making a lot of cash.
If you donated, you were NOT betrayed in any way, shape, or form. You gave money to people who wanted a kick-start to make a consumer product. The whole point was to get their product done and make money off of it. Getting bought out by a big company not only fulfills both of those goals better than keeping it a rinky-dink kickstarter operation, but it also gives this product the backing it will need to get truly big.
I have trouble believing that this wasn't their plan from day one. Really, what was everyone expecting? Get enough money from Kickstarter to design a prototype and then kickstart for some tiny production run, likely too small for serious PC developers to dump significant resources into supporting? Maybe claw their way into the big league over the course of years if some other company didn't just come out with their own VR headset that instantly had massive resources backing it? That's a recipe for the OR being the VR helmet equivalent of the MP3 players that came before the iPod. A big company that actually has money and industry pull to back it was likely their end goal from the start. Otherwise, it would just be an idea that never had a chance to be really big due to lack of resources.
You didn't get betrayed. You went in with ridiculous expectations and are personally offended that a business wanted to make as much money as possible.


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HML, What Does It Mean?
With the increase in the use of abbreviations and slang words online, life has been fun and confusing at the same time. You've probably heard and even used many slang words while chatting with friends or on a status update etc. like LOL, ROFL, TTUL and what not, but have you ever heard HML? What does HML mean?
If you have also received such an acronym and were confused then this article is for you. For the others, read it to make sure that you do not fall into the same puzzlement ever again.
So, let us start.
What does HML mean: –
First of all, let us see the full-forms of this word.
HML stands for two meanings-
- 'Hate my life'
- 'Hit my line'
Both of these phrases are completely opposite of each other and your misinterpretation can change the whole direction of the conversation. So be careful.
1) 'Hate my life'
As the name itself explains, ''hate my life'' is an expression used by the people to exaggerate the negative emotions and aspects/events that are taking place in their lives at the present.
'Hate my life' (HML) is the complete opposite of Love My life (LML). Although this can be a little overstating the events in one's life but is used by the people anyways. This also helps them to get a little sense of relief as they share their thoughts with the other person.
Below are some examples which can help you get a clearer idea of this acronym-
- "Getting late for office and the tire busted, HML"
- "F**k man, the boss fired me today, HML"
- "Got my new suit out for the meeting today, a crow pooped in it, HML"
The other meaning of HML is ''hit my line''.
2)'Hit my line'
Basically 'Hit my line' basically is a catchphrase that is used to indicate the person to get in touch. 'Hit' means to get in touch (call or text) and 'line' means the phone number of the person.
It is a very handy word that comes to use when one tells the other person to be in touch. It is a casual way of letting the other person know that they are expecting a phone call or text from them.
Below are some examples of the same-
- "It has been 5 years since we last met, where are you nowadays? HML"
- "HML whenever you are free, we need to talk"
- "I have told Ravi to HML whenever he comes back, we need to talk about the next week schedule"
Both of these acronyms have a completely different meaning and interpreting the wrong one can be really embarrassing for you.
Since you have now learned what does HML means, we will shift to how to interpret the meaning of this word with reference to the context. Below listed are some points which you can keep in mind before making any decision: –
- Is the context related to an opinion, request or an information?
'Hit my line' is the one that demands an action to take place. If the person that says you HML wants you or somebody else to take an action of either calling or texting them, then they most probably mean, 'hit my line' instead of 'hate my life' as the latter one is an expression and does not demand any function or action to be taken by the receiver.
- What is the tense of the conversation?
The first thing that you should try to find out is the tense of the conversation. 'Hit my line' usually demands an action to be taken in the present or in the near future, whereas 'hate my life' has no specific tense. E.g. If a person asks you for some important information or facts that they need next day, week, month or so then he would tell you the reason for the requirement or just simply asks or tells you about himself then he is talking about 'hit my line'.
- The content of the conversation: –
If the other person tells you about an event or an aspect of his or her life that is undesired or involuntary that is not liked by him then he is talking about ''hate my life''. Although, if the experience is too bad to explain over the chat he may ask you to hit his Line so that he could explain in detail, in such a case he would properly specify the action that he wants to take place.
E.g. the boss just fired me today for being late from the past couple of months and termed it as unprofessional behavior. HML. Here the HML means ''hate my life''
E.g. the boss just fired me for a really silly reason today. HML I'll explain it to you in detail. Here HML means ''hit my line'', he is expecting you to call him and share his experience.
- What do you sense?
A majority of your interpretation depends upon your take on the situation. If the other person is explaining about a feeling of anger, frustration, embarrassment etc. while listing an experience or event from his life and uses the word HML, he probably means 'hate my life'.
Nevertheless, if you are unclear about the meaning, simply ask your friend again. I am sure he won't be angry in telling you what he wants to happen.
If you still have any doubts regarding HML, what does it mean or any other slang language, comment them down in the comment box and we will definitely find out a solution.


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Storm the Castle (Marry the Scot, #1) is the debut book by Jolie Vines.
"Come, lass. Get on a plane with me."
After a business deal goes awry, Laird Callum McRae is in over his head, struggling to keep his castle afloat. He knows exactly what he has to do to save his family of brothers. Collecting a debt from the corrupt man who swindled him is his only mission. But when he meets a compassionate and determined woman, his plans change.
Now, he needs to get the girl while confronting her father…
Mathilda Storm will do anything for her sister–even if it means entering into a contract for a loveless marriage. After all, it will solve her family's problems. But she doesn't count on meeting a broad-shouldered, rugged Scottish laird. And resisting him is harder than she imagined. As the chemistry between Callum and Mathilda ignites, Mathilda is torn between her desire and her need to help her family. Can the practical daughter marry the Scot without losing her heart along the way?
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JOLIE VINES is a romance novelist who lives in the South West of England with her husband and toddler son.
From an early age, Jolie lived in a fantasy world and is never happier than when plot dreaming. Jolie loves her heroes to be one-woman guys. Whether they are a huge Highlander, a touch starved earl, or a brooding pilot, they will adore their loved one until the end of time.
Her favourite pastime is wrecking emotions then making up for it by giving her characters deep and meaningful happy ever afters.
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Saturday, 2 February 2013
"Dino-Era" Plants and Trees Support the Genesis Creation Theory
Joel Kontinen
Evolutionists acknowledge that several plants and trees that grow in our times flourished at the time of the dinosaurs – or even before it.
The Wollemi Pine is not the only one, but ferns, araucariaea, cycads and other plants also support the Genesis creation theory (that is actually rather a law than a theory) .
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Tunnisteet: after its kind, Genesis


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We just developed a new technique to centre and clamp turbine blades.
Turbine blades are mounted on their turbine wheel by means of a "fir tree" foot. This foot must precisely be machined and during this machining operation the blade has to be firmly positioned by tooling that holds on the spiralling surface of the turbine blade. Different systems are in use, like for instance the temporary molding of the blade in lead or zinc, in order to obtain a firm clamping without damage to the blade surface.
We used our present experience with the centring and clamping of objects of about any shape to develop a practical system consisting of mechanical clamping claws that adapt to the surface of the blade. It distributes the surface pressures to avoid any damage to the blade and it allows an accurate positioning of the blade while being operated by a simple on- off action.
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– the mechanical claws distribute the clamping pressure over a large surface to avoid any damage
– it creates a very strong and stiff clamping
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