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Gurugram, August 27, 2019: DHFL Pramerica Life Insurance in collaboration with the Health Department of Gurugram have together initiated the #HumVsDengue campaign with a view to control the menace of dengue. In the fourth year of this collaboration, the event saw dignitaries from Deputy Commissioner's Office along with Municipal Corporation (MCG) and The Health Department of Gurugram.
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Mr. Rao Narbir Singh, Cabinet Minister, Public Works Department, Haryana Government said, "There is a dire need to collectively fight and control Vector Borne Diseases like Dengue and Malaria. Government is determined to control these. More and more awareness programs like #HumVsDengue shall be undertaken to benefit the society."
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1. Gotta look good!
Upon her death we read the will of a my grandma, a very serious lady, that she had to be wearing a push-up bra if there was an open casket.
2. That's not how it works, dude.
Had a guy be extremely charitable when we were drafting his will. Million to his church, two million to a local hospital, another two million to the American Heart Association.
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I am indeed a lawyer, and this happened this week: client wanted to cremate her alive and healthy, animals when she passed away.
4. Dark.
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5. I love these stories.
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Sweet old lady is my hero.
6. Work on your technique, Bobby.
My professor just said that he had someone in the early 80's that left his three sons and grandsons his extensive baseball card collection. It seemed normal when my professor first heard of it but then he was a handed a handwritten chart that had several hundred cards listed with the name of the recipient and why that person was getting the card. "I leave this pitcher to Bobby because Bobby can't throw worth a darn."
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8. What does it mean!!???
A client had two sons. He left a whole bunch of specific distributions to one of the sons--his truck, gun collection, etc.
To the other son he specifically left one thing--a poster of himself in high school.
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9. What a genius prankster.
In law school I once read about the Great Stork Derby.
An eccentric wealthy Toronto businessman and lawyer in the 20s left the bulk of his estate to the woman who could have the most kids in the decade following his death. The courts upheld the clause and eventually 4 women split the inheritance with 9 kids each.
He also left a bunch of other weird terms including a vacation home in Jamaica to 3 people who hated each other under the terms that they had to live in the estate indefinitely and brewery stocks to teetotaling ministers if they participated in its management.
I read about a New York heiress who died in her 90's and named her 2 grandchildren in her will, meaning they showed up for the reading. Actually what was written in her will was "and to my grandchildren X and Y I leave nothing, for reasons that are known to them."
Ice. Cold.
11. Clownin' around...
Apparently there was this rich old lady (ROL from here on out), and her family had been waiting for her to die for a bunch of years so they could get her money. Real stuck up people, and ROL hated them. But I guess she either didn't have anyone else to leave her money to, or she figured that her awful family would contest the will if everything wasn't left to them.
Knowing how status-conscious these relatives are, ROL decided, "Fine, they can have the stupid money, but I'm gonna make them suffer for it."
So when ROL finally passes away, her lawyer approaches the family with her instructions for how her funeral is to be run. According to ROL's will, the only way they get the money is if they follow these instructions to the letter. I don't remember all the absurd details in her instructions (been a few years since I heard the story), except for the pice de rsistance:
ROL required an open-casket funeral, with all family members in attendance, and demanded that her corpse be dressed up like Bozo the Clown. Makeup, red nose, wild hair, massive shoes, the works.
The family tried to protest, but ROL's lawyer had tied this thing up beautifully. Perfectly ironclad. They either attended the Bozo the Clown funeral, or they don't get a dime... So they did it. These stuck up people had to stand there for hours, glowering, taking weird looks from all their friends & neighbors as people got close to the casket and realized ROL was dressed like a clown.
According to funeral parlor employee (who had dressed ROL and applied the makeup), the best part of the service came when they tried to shut the casket... and couldn't, because the massive shoes got in the way. They had to bend these 24-inch shoes in half to get the lid closed.
I never had the honor of meeting the brilliant, cantankerous old lady, but she's one of my biggest heroes.
12. So do you collect it beforehand or?
Once saw a guy leave to his estranged son "the sweat from my balls."
13. Good for her!
My significant other's father was a lawyer and he always said his favorite story was of this old money lady he knew of. She was worth around 15 mil and had five kids, one of whom married a horrible man, who would spout just the foulest stuff against anyone that wasn't a white, rich, able bodied, christian male. When she died each child got 3 million, except for the jerk's wife. She donated that money to things like HBCU's, Planned Parenthood, food banks, etc, because 'you both deserve to die penniless and hating each other for being awful human beings.'
14. They'll have full run of the place...
Filthy rich man was the owner of two pet ferrets at the time of his death. He loved these ferrets, and wanted to ensure that these ferrets were taken care of when he passed, so informed his sons that the ferrets were to receive all. of. his. property.
15. This is so elaborate... I love it!
My mom works for rich people. The worst will she ever told me about was this old guy who was close to 90. He wanted it so that when he dies, all of his millions will go into a trust for his kids and his kids will never be able to touch it, but they can collect the interest it generates.
So he had my mom set him up with this group of accountants who will manage the trust, and he specifically arranged a plan with them to manage the account in such a way that their yearly billing will almost exactly match the interest to be made. So when he dies his kids will inherit millions but will only be able to spend like 35 dollars a year from it. 35 dollars that the kids have to split between them.
16. They'll love it in 15.5 years...
54 year old, very wealthy, no children, not married.
Left his 6 month old (at the time of drafting) nephew a 1980 Lamborghini Countach LP4000 S.
Had no idea, had to google it. It is expensive.
17. She made her choice...
My mom had her will updated to say that if me or my brother announce her death on Facebook then we are out of it. It sounds kind of harsh but me and my brother think it is hilarious. She did it because she doesn't give a crap about Facebook but all her friends do and they keep pestering her to get one.
18. Take this dollar and put it where the sun don't shine.
My grandpa left one dollar to my (piece of crap, thief of a) dad with the instructions "to shove up his butt". I haven't personally seen the will so I don't know if this is true or not but he was a WWII vet and total hero, so I believe it 100%.
19. I wonder who they are.
We once had a guy who wanted to leave all of his money to two actresses from his favourite TV show.
20. Look, I'm on TV!
My mom is in probate law.
A older woman had many requests, including changing the people in her will several times a month, adding and subtracting certain family members she had a falling out with. However, her funniest request was that the entire family be called to the law firm and the will be read aloud like on TV. I can only imagine her watching her afterlife like a soap opera.
21. A loaf of bread?
My Dad teases my brother and I that his will has a stipulation that he be cremated and his ashes baked into a loaf of bread and that my brother and I have to eat said loaf of bread to qualify for any inheritance. The scary thing is my Dad is a lawyer...... who writes wills.
22. Neighbor needs to reevaluate their life.
I once had a guy leave a box of used condoms for his neighbor of 13 years. Neighbor found it funny.
23. And whoever else shows up...
I have two younger siblings. but my parents haven't altered their will in a long time. So it reads:
"all assets shall be divided up between Nik_Tesla, Nicole_Tesla, and any other children we may have."
So we poke fun at my youngest sister for just being "any other children we may have."
Also, I'm the only son, of an only son, of an only son, of an only son. So my grandfather put in his will that I was to get $1000 for every child that bore my last name (legitimate or not). I was six at the time.
24. The secret is organic cinnamon.
My grandpa originally had just two grandkids, my brother (17) and I (22). He has a collection of nice cars. Originally, I was getting his two corvettes and my brother was getting his Cadillac and a race car. Well, my aunt and uncle finally coughed up some kids, and my mom is about to have another baby, so now there's 8 grandkids. He's announced that he will be having a contest for the cars. The contest is to make him an apple pie that tastes just like his mother's.
25. He loved his guns.
My uncle wanted to:
1: Be cremated
2: Mix the ashes into gunpowder
3: The gunpowder put into bullets
4: Have the bullets shot in the general direction of his homeland (in asia)
5: The other half distributed with a lottery system based on which people listed in his will have the most guns
6: Most of his money given to the bearers of the bullets
7: The bullets must be fired within a year or we lost the money
Yea, he liked guns.
26. This would be a hard choice to make... or not...
Favourite has to be the woman who had fallen out massively with her daughter because she hated the husband that the daughter had chosen. This feud went on for years to the point where they never had any contact, and whenever they did things would just get pretty ugly, with the daughter refusing to leave the husband and the mother demanding that she did.
So when the time came to read the will it turned out that the mother had left a good portion of money to the daughter (10/20% of the sizeable estate (there were 3 or 4 children)), on the sole condition that the daughter change her surname and her children's surname back to her maiden name, effectively removing this hated husband's name/significance on their family tree.
By the sounds of it this was a real sticking point for the daughter and (I was at the law firm whilst this whole saga was going on) the solicitors were pretty confident that the daughter was going to forsake her inheritance (which was a pretty large one) in order to keep her husband's name.
27. You get a penny.
It's not that uncommon for people in the UK to leave 'secret gifts' to somebody they hate just so they get all excited and waste their time driving down to see what they got.
A penny. You got a penny.
28. Who gets which elephants again?
Not a lawyer, but a law clerk (I draft the wills).
My personal favourite bequest was "Elephants go to the grandchildren, largest to smallest". Do the largest elephants go to the largest grandchildren? Also, are these real elephants or elephant statues or something? I'm still not really sure what they meant by that.
29. This is one way to make your ex angry.
This guy's will wasn't notable, but his medical power of attorney (gives someone the power to make medical decisions on your behalf if you are unable) got pretty interesting. He wanted to instruct his agent to arrange a "lesbian sex show" for his viewing pleasure on his deathbed.
I told him it probably wouldn't be enforceable and instead wrote a provision requesting (but not requiring) that the agent arrange for exotic dancers to perform for him, but no sex or other physical contact. He eventually changed his mind about the whole thing. He had just divorced his wife and I think he merely wanted to piss her off, knowing that she would probably see it.


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CURTEA DE ARGES, Romania – As church bells rang, thousands of Romanians turned out Saturday in a central town for the funeral of Anne of Romania, the wife of Michael, the last king of Romania.
Romania and neighbouring Moldovan both observed a national day of mourning Saturday for Anne. A male Orthodox choir sang in a park outside the unfinished cathedral in Curtea de Arges to the hundreds who gathered before the funeral, which will be a private service.
Anne died Aug. 1 in Switzerland at the age of 92. She only first visited the country when she was nearly 70 and did not speak the language. Yet many respect her for her 68-year marriage to Michael, whom she wed months after the communists forced him to abdicate in 1947.
READ MORE: Anne of Romania, wife of ex-king, to receive grand funeral
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Earlier Saturday, church bells rang around Bucharest, the Romanian capital, and hundreds turned out as Orthodox and Catholic priests held services at the city's Royal Palace before Anne's body began its journey to Curtea de Arges, where members of the royal family are buried. Her body has lain in state this week in Romania.
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Michael, 94, has cancer and is living in Switzerland. He will also not attend the funeral on the advice of doctors.


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Caution burst through the door. Before she knew why, her free hand shot back into the room, landed on Creep's bare chest and pushed him back inside.
Then what she had seen registered; there was a maid standing in the hallway, staring confusedly at her.
"Oh," Caution said, trying not to laugh while she pulled the door shut behind her. "Yeah. Right. I, uh, well, it's been a strange day and I… tripped, you know, 'cause the dress is long? Yeah, I tripped on it, and it, um, undid down the back. Isn't that the funniest thing you've ever heard?"
The maid did not look convinced that Caution was being entirely honest, but she dutifully bowed her head, and said quietly, "Of course, your Majesty." Then, a little louder, she asked if Caution wanted her private chambers cleaned.
"Nooo, no, no," Caution laughed. "No. No, they're fine. Thanks. Great, even. Thanks, though."
The maid bowed her head slightly. "Your Majesty."
Caution was about to go back into her chambers, when a second maid came hurrying toward the first.
"He's nowhere to be found," the second maid said. Then she caught sight of Caution and hurriedly bowed her head. "My apologies, Majesty."
Caution stopped herself from asking for what? "Don't worry about it."
The second maid nodded and turned to the first. "I've checked the garden and—"
"The central tower?"
"It was the first place I looked. There's a footman posted there now, in case he returns."
"How can he have disappeared at a time like this? And for two days?"
"The poor man is in a state too, you can imagine."
"Sorry," Caution interrupted. "Who are you looking for?"
"The sorcerer, Your Highness," the first maid said.
Caution felt suddenly queasy, like she'd been caught with her hand in the cookie jar. Had it really been two days? She did her best to look casual. "Oh yeah? So, uh, why do you need him?"
"It's one of the royal advisers, Highness," the first maid explained. "He's run into a world of trouble."
"Oh?" Caution asked, secretly hoping that it was one of the mean advisers—and realizing that it would pretty much have to be. "It's not life-threatening, is it?"
"It… It… No. Though I daresay it will be, if it goes on much longer."
"Oh good." Caution responded to the no, ignoring the rest. She flashed a quick smile. "Well, if I happen to see Cre—the sorcerer, I'll be sure to let him know you're all looking for him and that it's, uh, important."
Caution spun on her heel, went back into her chambers and closed the door.
"They need you out there for someth—Hey! Why are your pants back on?"
Creep added insult to injury, by pulling his shirt on over his head. "Caution," he said meaningfully. "We have barely left this room for two days."
"And the bad part about that is…?"
Creep half-smiled. "There is none, that I can see," he said. "Nonetheless, I think it wise that we put in an appearance—put in separate appearances, before the night is out.
"Oh. What about when the night's back in?" Caution asked playfully.
"That, I will leave to you, Majesty."
Creep, when he was dressed in his robes again, didn't leave through the parlour door. Instead, he kissed Caution goodbye, went into her changing area and vanished.
Caution, for lack of anything better to do, got dressed herself. She found a small bottle of something next to her washbasin, with a note from Creep, telling her to drink it. His handwriting was kind of girly, but over all, very elegant and regal looking. She downed the bottle. It was sort of like drinking liquid, mint-flavoured pop rocks, except the crackling stopped before it reached Caution's throat. In fact, it seemed to be focused around her teeth.
"I get it," Caution muttered to herself. It was a good thing, too; travel toothpaste can only last so long, even when used sparingly.
Dressed, and with a minty fresh smile, Caution felt ready to take on the world. She left her chambers, then stopped. Normally, in a situation like this, she would go in search of Creep, and then she wouldn't have to, because he would be there. She decided to go to the kitchen, because it occurred to her that she may not have eaten in the past two days, excluding, of course, the chocolate sauce.
Caution floated through the corridors, feeling like she was in a particularly pleasant dream, like the world was finally right and everything was as it should be. Euphoric, that was the word. She almost skipped as she came down the stairs, and negotiated, with happy familiarity, the hallways that led to the kitchen.
The kitchen looked pretty much the same as it always did, except that today there were things cooking. And, Caution noticed after a minute, the cook was kneeling on the floor with his head bowed, wearing a rather shocked expression.
"Oh. Sorry. Please stand up."
The cook stood up, but he kept his head bowed.
Caution groaned. "Stop that, would you? Just… go back to cooking."
The cook did.
"I'm Caution, by the way."
The cook stared at her in total disbelief, a wooden spoon frozen in place just above a pot.
"I'm sure you've heard of me," she joked. "I'm kind of a big deal."
The cook nodded slowly.
"And you are…?"
"Byers, Highness. Forgive me."
"Why does everyone always say that to me? I mean, forgive you for what? You were cooking and I interrupted you. Oh, and your soup is starting to get a skin."
Caution grabbed snatched the spoon out of the cook's hand, and stirred the soup. This, by the look on Byers' face, was a mistake.
"It isn't soup," Byers told her, looking a little non-plussed.
"Oh." Caution sniffed at it. "What is it?"
"It was a glaze," Byers said meaningfully.
"Oh. Sorry. Maybe I should… uh, yeah."
Caution set the spoon on the table, spun on her heal and headed for the exit.
"Wait," the cook called after her. "My apologies, Highness. You wanted something."
Caution turned back around. "What? Oh, yeah. I haven't eaten in… I don't know. Like, two days."
Byers looked very bothered by this, considerably more bothered than a stranger should. "Was it that bad?" he asked after a moment.
"The food, Highness. I am sorry if it was—"
"Oh, you cooked? No. I mean, I'm sure it was great. I wasn't really… around, you know, to eat. I've been sort of busy, and no one brought me any food—I mean, I'm sure they just couldn't find me. Anyway, I didn't think to ask and—"
"I'll make you something," Byers offered quickly.
"Cool. Thanks."
Caution was about to sit on the counter, when it occurred to her that A, that would remind her too much of Andy and B, Byers would probably have an aneurysm.
"So," Caution said after an uncomfortable minute of being quiet. "Have you worked here long?" Then, because she enjoyed watching Byers' face go colours, she added, "I'm new."
"I've apprenticed here since I was seven, Highness."
"Holy Hell. How old are you now?"
"Twenty five, Highness."
Byers had a full beard that should have been on a forty-year-old bird watching enthusiast. It sat on top of a pale, round baby face that looked like it belonged to a late-blooming five-year-old. Despite these shortcomings, he looked intelligent and Caution decided she could easily be friends with him, if he'd stop looking at her like she had just crawled out from under a rock… on mars.
"Byers, did it occur to you that I introduced myself as Caution because I'd greatly prefer to be called that?"
"It hadn't, Highness," Byers told her flatly.
Caution nodded understandingly. "Fair enough. So what're you gonna make for me?"
"A sandwich, in the interest of speed, Highness."
"Mmm, speed. Sounds good."
Byers did something which caused the the flames under the ex-glaze to turn off. Then, in about thirty seconds, he constructed the most amazing-looking sandwich Caution had ever seen.
"Shall I serve you in the dining room, Highness?" he asked, as he put the sandwich on a plate.
"I'll eat in here, if that's alright."
Byers nodded. "Of course. Shall I send out for the good silver?"
"Um, it's a sandwich. I mean, can't I just eat it with my hands?"
Byers smiled. "If you'll forgive me for saying, Highness, you are not quite like an ordinary royal."
Caution smiled back. "Forgive you? I think that's the best compliment I've ever gotten."
"I suppose it is a kind of compliment," Byers said reflectively. He then turned, very meaningfully back to his glaze, signalling to Caution that while this had been fun, it was starting to get awkward.
It was starting to, inexplicably. It just seemed like Byers, as intelligent and friendly as he was, was an in-small-doses kind of guy, and he seemed to think the same thing of her. So, after she'd sat down, eaten and told Byers about a thousand times that this was the best meal she'd ever eaten, she left to go in search of Creep.
It didn't occur to her until after she stepped into the garden that she had been expecting Creep to appear out of nowhere. Since he didn't, she was forced to go back inside and keep up her search.
As she walked past the big scary room, Caution heard muffled shouting and on top of it, that kind of talk-shout thing that men do when there are a bunch of them in a room and each of them think that he is the only one with ideas worth hearing. Caution didn't know or care what they were on about, and she planned on walking straight past and wandering back to her chambers, under the assumption that Creep would turn up there eventually.
It wasn't curiosity that got the better of her, it was way worse. It was a sense of duty… to her people. She was the queen and it was her job to know about these things. She felt a little sick. Nearly twenty years of doing whatever she wanted and now she had duty and responsibility and all manner of unthinkable things.
Caution didn't knock on the door. Queens, she decided, didn't need to knock. She turned the handle, opened the door and walked in.
Every man in the room turned and looked at her. Well, almost every man. One of them couldn't; he had an upturned chamberpot on his head.
Caution hadn't stopped laughing, even when Creep fought his way through the crowd and led her out of the room. She'd collapsed in a heap in the hallway and had kept right on laughing while Creep slung her over his shoulder and carried her to her chambers and dumped her on the bed. She laughed even harder when Creep told a passing maid that she was in the throes of a fever, and that he would have to look after her.
Finally, Caution's stomach hurt so much that she couldn't move, and the laughter ceased. "Ow," she said with a little giggle. "I think I broke something."
Creep half-smiled. "It is thoroughly stuck. You are far better with magic than I anticipated."
"Do they know how it got there?" Caution asked, slightly sobered.
"They believe the enemy are using magic against us," Creep said flatly.
Caution would have laughed again, if she physically could have. She settled for smiling. "Ah, yes. The time-honoured terrorist attack of chamberpotting. A true classic."
"In fairness to them, they believe it because it is what I told them occurred."
"Oh. Why?"
Creep sighed. "Whenever magic is used by a person other than me, I am required to investigate and name the party responsible."
"Ah. Wouldn't be much of an investigation, seeing as you were there when I wished that thing into the cornfield."
"It would not have mattered. You left your energy on it. Luckily, no one apart from me has anyway of knowing that. I told them the energy was Abiku."
"Would you look at us—Partners is crime. So I guess you have to go get that thing off dude's head."
Creep looked thoughtful. "It can wait."
"It can?"
"Yes," he said, grinning. "I want to have fun."