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The EU launched its Europeana digital library yesterday, an online digest of Europe's cultural heritage that aims to draw together millions of books and other items.
Inspired by ancient Alexandria's attempt to collect the world's knowledge, the project will use the latest technologies to allow users anywhere access to films, paintings, photographs, sound recordings, maps, manuscripts, newspapers and documents as well as books kept in European libraries.
From its opening, users will be able to find major literary works like Dante's Divine Comedy, or masterpieces such as Vermeer's Girl with a Pearl Earring or the manuscripts of composers including Beethoven.
The Internet and digitalization techniques will "enable a Czech student to browse the British library without going to London, or an Irish art lover to get close to the Mona Lisa without queuing at the Louvre," said Viviane Reding, EU commissioner responsible for new technologies.
Europeana is a chance to "give greater visibility to all the treasures hidden deep in our libraries, museums and archives," said Reding, and "compare masterpieces until now spread around the four corners of the globe."
With 14 staff members and at an annual cost put at around 2.5 million euros (US$3.15 million), Europeana — which can be found at www.europeana.eu — is set for humble beginnings.
Soon after its launch the Web site froze, its servers overwhelmed by the volume of 10 million hits an hour.
The prototype contains around 2 million digital items, all of them already in the public domain, as the most recent items are plagued by problems linked to copyright and their use online.
By 2010, the date when Europeana is due to be fully operational, the aim is to have 10 million works available, an impressive number yet a mere drop in the ocean compared to the 2.5 billion books in Europe's more common libraries.
The process of digitalization is a massive undertaking.
Around 1 percent of the books in the EU's national libraries are now available in digital form, with that figure expected to grow to 4 percent in 2012. And even when they are digitalized, they still have to be put online.
The size of the task proved daunting even for Internet giant Microsoft.
The US computer firm launched its own online library project at the end of 2006, but abandoned it 18 months later after having digitalized some 750,000 works.
Google, one of the pioneers in this domain on the other hand, claims to have 7 million books available for its "Google Book Search" project, which began in earnest at the end of 2004.
Indeed Europeana was first seen as the 27-nation bloc's response to Google. Based on a proposal from France, several nations came together in 2005 to call for the creation of such a library at the EU level.


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- Running time: 2 hours 30 minutes (One interval)
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The Comedy About A Bank Robbery description
The Comedy About a Bank Robbery is written by Henry Lewis, Jonathan Sayer and Henry Shields, all members of Mischief Theatre Company. It was first performed in April 2016 and premièred at the Criterion Theatre. It's presented by Kenny Wax Ltd and Stage Presence Ltd, and it is already a sure fire comedy hit.
What's the plot? It's a classic recipe. Take one massive diamond. Stir in eight totally incompetent thieves. Add a hopeless security guard, who's fast asleep on the job. What could possibly go wrong? What could possibly go right is a much better question, as everything that could go belly up does exactly that to splendidly funny effect.
The Times calls it "A Fast and fabulous comedy caper is a joyful night out". Time Out says it's "The best new comedy to open straight onto the West End in decades" The Guardian calls it "Thrillingly inventive and lung-bustingly funny". Whatsonstage says it's "A night of spectacular madness" and the FT reveals the show has people "Laughing all the way to the bank"
Mitch Ruscitti is played by Henry Shields and Mr. Robin Freeboys by Henry Lewis. Jonathan Sayer plays Warren Slax and Nancy Zamit plays Ruth Monaghan. Sam Monaghan is portrayed by Dave Hearn and Caprice Freeboys by Charlie Russell. Cooper is played by Greg Tannahill, Randall by Jeremy Lloyd and Chris Leask plays 'everyone else' in one of the funniest shows to hit town for ages. Don't miss it!
The Comedy About A Bank Robbery is suitable for people aged 11 and above.
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Recommended for:Anyone (76%)
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Reviewed on 12 January 2020 by Dana, Redwood City, United States Of America
The Guardian was right: "Lung-bustingly funny" is so true!
Reviewed on 05 January 2020 by Natalia, Cologne, Germany
Last minute booking and so glad we came. Was a delightful way to spend a Friday evening.
Reviewed on 03 January 2020 by Simon, Crawley, United Kingdom
If you are into intreging murder mysteries, give it a miss. If you like chaos and confusion, comedy and farce, this is for you! Laugh a minute brilliantly presented!
Reviewed on 03 January 2020 by Richard, Chingford, United Kingdom
Reviewed on 01 January 2020 by Paul, Ringwood, United Kingdom
Reviewed on 31 December 2019 by Renny, Great Kingshill, United Kingdom
Very entertaining
Reviewed on 21 December 2019 by Jacques, London, United Kingdom
Actors were great and I wanted to laugh and enjoy the story but every other sentence I cringed and fought with myself about leaving - I can handle swearing & crudity to a point... but the amount of blasphemy was appalling! Any Christian should have felt extremely uncomfortable - and if you do not hold with using God's name in vain. Then I would seriously suggest choosing another show. I was so hopeful and it was such a shame that the language brought the whole thing down.
Reviewed on 18 December 2019 by Lexi, Grantham, United Kingdom
It's an amazing play, with constant laughter brought by an outstanding cast. That robbery could not have gone worse.
Reviewed on 11 December 2019 by Ana, London, United Kingdom
There were a couple songs and they seemed out of place. Either it's a play or a musical and having only a couple songs upsets the flow; they should commit to one type of show and I suggest removing the songs.
Reviewed on 06 December 2019 by Robert, Westminster, United States Of America
Reviewed on 01 December 2019 by Michelle, Lincoln, United Kingdom
We loved this show, laughed from the start to finish. Don't miss it 😂😂
Reviewed on 24 November 2019 by Sharon, Manchester, United Kingdom
Loved this show, amazing set changes which made very good use of the stage space. Actors had amazing voices.
Reviewed on 17 November 2019 by Stephen, Bexleyheath, United Kingdom
We saw The Play That Goes wring a year ago and they mentioned about this one! WOW! Just wow! Amazing! We were expecting it not to live up to the other play, but by gosh it did! Would recommend to anyone who wants to go!
Reviewed on 17 November 2019 by Janine, Newark, United Kingdom
Really funny show, had me laughing from start to finish
Reviewed on 14 November 2019 by Eduard, London, United Kingdom
Excellent play and very funny. Must see.
Reviewed on 13 November 2019 by David, York, United Kingdom
A great evening full of laughs. Non stop comedy. Well worth seeing.
Reviewed on 13 November 2019 by Juliette, Kingston Upon Thames, United Kingdom
Reviewed on 06 November 2019 by Laurent, Marbella, Spain
What a privilege to sit and watch a fantastic comedy 'The comedy about a Bank Robbery'. Fantastic actors and script which left the audience laughing for the entire show. Don't miss this.
Reviewed on 03 November 2019 by Dale, Beecroft Nsw, Australia
Great night. So funny, brilliant timing.
Reviewed on 03 November 2019 by Mary, Kildare, Ireland
Took my teenager and he laughed the whole way through it. Great way to introduce him to the West End. Fab cast - definitely worth a watch!
Reviewed on 01 November 2019 by Emily, Hartwell, United Kingdom
A lovely theatre to watch the play, a nice size with alot of character, worth a visit
Reviewed on 31 October 2019 by Vanessa, Horsham West Sussex, United Kingdom
Loved the before show and intermission music, it suited the era.
Reviewed on 30 October 2019 by Marianne, Greenacres, Australia
Even our teenagers enjoyed it so that is testament in itself! Fantastic, fun night out. X
Reviewed on 28 October 2019 by Anna, Ventnor, United Kingdom
Wonderful. Laughed throughout the entire show. Highly recommended
Reviewed on 27 October 2019 by Lindy, St Neots, United Kingdom
Polished acting and extremely clever technical effects. Lots of very silly humour - just the job! There was a brief technical hitch, which was sort of ironic really.... Didn't spoli the show.
Reviewed on 27 October 2019 by John, Hitchin, United Kingdom
Reviewed on 22 October 2019 by Jeff, Crowthorne, United Kingdom
fast moving comedy building to a very funny final 40 minutes of mayhem
Reviewed on 21 October 2019 by Allan David, Epping, United Kingdom
Reviewed on 20 October 2019 by Gillian, Aberdeen, United Kingdom
Reviewed on 18 October 2019 by Katri, Turku, Finland
Reviewed on 16 October 2019 by Mohamed, Isa Town, Bahrain
So amazed by the complexity of the sets used in this play. So used to seeing plays use the same backdrops for everything then just changing a few onstage props to change the setting. This play is something else, whole scenes unfolding and transforming seamlessly. The way the bank set unfolds from the Side of the stage is unreal, just to tuck away to make room for the next set. I don't want to spoil any surprises so I won't give away the secret but you will be blown away by a certain robbery scene!! Overall the play was amazing! The ticket price is so god damn reasonable considering the quality of the show. I got to see a lot of plays and musicals and it's hands down one of the best plays I've had the pleasure to see.
Reviewed on 06 October 2019 by Jacob, Romford, United Kingdom
I would say that "The play which goes wrong" was a little bit better (to provide some reference point). However, this was also an excellent and high quality piece. It made me laugh all the time. Nice story and no weak spots. It kept constantly my attention.
Reviewed on 05 October 2019 by Mario, Jaklovce, Slovakia
My first play in London. It's really worth watching A funny comedy Last 2:30 with a break, the theatre room is not very big so we could see the stage and actors very well I had an excellent evening
Reviewed on 30 September 2019 by Ghalia, Norwich, United Kingdom
Reviewed on 29 September 2019 by Joanna, Krakow, Poland
Very funny, nice change from west end musicals but still a feel-good night out
Reviewed on 29 September 2019 by Deborah, London, United Kingdom
Very good. Funny from the start.
Reviewed on 28 September 2019 by Gavin, Frinton On Sea, United Kingdom
Wow a spectacular performance by Mischief Theatre, who have put on an equally funny performance in The Play That Goes Wrong. Actors are very funny, really commit to the context of the story, and always have a funny stereotype of their own character, e.g. flamboyant drama guy, tough boyfriend, etc. Loved the idea of a mini-Musical, especially when sung acapella, further showing the cast's cooperative talents. Writing was clever, full stop. Brilliant use of comedy cliches in terms of language, and an overall fantastic storyline. Would see this show and other Mischief Theatre shows again and again. Highly recommend!
Reviewed on 28 September 2019 by Mark, Cardiff, United Kingdom
Reviewed on 22 September 2019 by Ching Hei Jenkin, Cambridge, United Kingdom
Reviewed on 20 September 2019 by Sonja, Moeglingen, Germany
great decor
Reviewed on 19 September 2019 by Nedret, London, United Kingdom
Great show by the team again funny clever a class act seen all their shows and this ones fab just like the rest
Reviewed on 18 September 2019 by Paul, Grimsby, United Kingdom
This was a faced paced, old style farce. The cast threw themselves into the action and kept the story moving. Numerous laugh out loud moments (if you suspend reality). A couple of stand out moments were Sam trying to explain why he was in the tough guys girlfriend's apartment and a very tricky, long, tongue twisting monologue by one of the other guys. Overall a good night's entertainment
Reviewed on 18 September 2019 by Richard, Bognor Regis, United Kingdom
Reviewed on 09 September 2019 by Gail, Chester, United Kingdom
Second time I have seen this and still laughed from start to finish. The actors are amazing and performance so polished.
Reviewed on 08 September 2019 by Barbara, Coventry, United Kingdom
Reviewed on 06 September 2019 by Fady, Milton, Canada
The show was a complete surprise and hysterical. Just a perfect all around good show. I highly recommend it to everyone.
Reviewed on 02 September 2019 by Mari, Apo Ae, United States Of America
A great show with incredibly funny storyline, well acted by a great cast. We booked this last minute not knowing much about the show but so glad we did. We'll be reccomending this to everyone!
Reviewed on 01 September 2019 by Neil, Newry, United Kingdom
Reviewed on 01 September 2019 by Diestra, London, United Kingdom
Very amusing and great way to relax on a Sunday night.
Reviewed on 25 August 2019 by Paula, London, United Kingdom
Choreography (ie: the way the actors moved about the stage, scene changes etc) was praiseworthy.
Reviewed on 23 August 2019 by Penelope, Malvern, United Kingdom
Just go see it! It's clever, fast and funny with lots of laugh out loud moments. I've seen it twice now!
Reviewed on 18 August 2019 by Jan, St Albans, United Kingdom
A clever and very funny play. Loved it.
Reviewed on 12 August 2019 by Rudolf, Wollerau, Switzerland
Absolutely fantastic show - really funny and fast paced! A must see for everyone (except perhaps younger children, as there are a couple of mild sex references). Overall, a very well written and brilliantly acted show!
Reviewed on 11 August 2019 by Jane, Northallerton, United Kingdom
Reviewed on 26 July 2019 by Henry, Los Angeles, United States Of America
Amazing play! Very funny and good music. Thank you very much 🙂
Reviewed on 26 July 2019 by Emil, London, United Kingdom
Great Show! Great actors. I enjoyed it very much!
Reviewed on 25 July 2019 by Martina, Celle, Germany
Reviewed on 21 July 2019 by Chris, Braintree, United States Of America
vey good shoe but seats at the back could not see what was going on wa hen the acting was on the raised stage
Reviewed on 16 July 2019 by John, London, United Kingdom
This was a great show that everyone will love. Great laughs, great acting and singing and absolutely awesome set.
Reviewed on 14 July 2019 by Jennifer, Moama, Australia
Me and my husband were in tears laughing. Such quick and clever comedy that is so hard to find. If you're in London, see this play. Ive never enjoyed a play as much as this. I can't rate it highly enough.
Reviewed on 25 June 2019 by Lucy, Middlesbrough, United Kingdom
very funny
Reviewed on 24 June 2019 by Brian, Sheffield, United Kingdom
Saw this on the final night before the most recent cast change - it's absolutley hilarious. Humour is constant throughout and the acting is truly amazing.
Reviewed on 23 June 2019 by Emily, Bury St Edmunds, United Kingdom
Reviewed on 23 June 2019 by Yuchi, New Taipei City, Taiwan (province Of China)
Very loud Over acting makes it quite predictable & silly if I may say. My nephews might like it.
Reviewed on 19 June 2019 by Saud, London, United Kingdom
Incredible talent from the writer and the cast. Everything about this show is perfect. So many little touches that make you die with laughter. Really clever set, that was extremely eye catching. A must see, especially if you are in need of a good smile. Highly recommended seeing the play that goes wrong also ; one of their many other fabulous shows.
Reviewed on 17 June 2019 by Sophie, Scunthorpe, United Kingdom
Haven't laughed as much in a long long time. An absolutely uplifting evening.
Reviewed on 14 June 2019 by Simon, Surbiton, United Kingdom
Thoroughly enjoyed this show. My husband and I were hesitant but definitely worth it.
Reviewed on 06 June 2019 by Hema, Hounslow, United Kingdom
Hilariously funny! Very well written, acted and executed! Would definitely recommend!
Reviewed on 01 June 2019 by Hannah, Chipping Norton, United Kingdom
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Reviewed on 30 May 2019 by Brian, Whitley Bay, United Kingdom
Reviewed on 27 May 2019 by Dilip, London, United Kingdom
The poster is not what should be expected. The show is fast, witty and with great use of the stage, using some excellent materials. Everyone e plays their part superbly with great rapport, a must see show in an excellent venue.
Reviewed on 26 May 2019 by Keith, Stalbridge, United Kingdom
They were good could see everything they had TV so u could see what was happening on top of the stage
Reviewed on 25 May 2019 by Kyriacos, Horley, United Kingdom
The dastick show with wonderful crew that knows how to interact with the audience very recommended
Reviewed on 25 May 2019 by Jennifer, London, United Kingdom
Reviewed on 22 May 2019 by Tanya, Wellington, New Zealand
It was hilarious and worth the time. I'm not always a huge fan of slap stick, and so there were parts I found it a bit much, but overall it was brilliant and definitely laughed out loud more than once.
Reviewed on 12 May 2019 by Christie, Knocknacarra Galway, Ireland
Reviewed on 12 May 2019 by Lynn, Airdrie, Canada
Excellent comedy superb acting
Reviewed on 12 May 2019 by Mark, London, United Kingdom
This was a birthday treat for my husband and it was one that was enjoyable for us both. Non stop humour, well written play and performance was fantastic. Thank you to the cast for a marvelous show. Will be booking up to see The play that went wrong soon.
Reviewed on 12 May 2019 by Rachel, Welwyn Garden City, United Kingdom
Absolutely fabulous
Reviewed on 12 May 2019 by Preena, London, United Kingdom
Reviewed on 07 May 2019 by Anne, Tunbridge Wells, United Kingdom
Reviewed on 06 May 2019 by Elitsa, London, United Kingdom
we arrived 5 minutes late and missed the opening scene but it was great.The staff were friendly and filled us in with what we missed so when we entered we was up to speed. It was great slapstick comedy and will recommend people going to see this
Reviewed on 05 May 2019 by Camila, London, United Kingdom
Entertaining in parts but the script overplays its Airplane-level jokes. Don't expect clever setup or delivery. Punchlines are telegraphed and visual comedy is often childishly basic. Some parts should never have made it past quality control as its comedy drops to school play level, such as the unfunny yet repeated police hierarchy joke. It's not devoid of funny bits but they're hidden amongst lame humour. The set design is special and very imaginative, flattering the script. The acting too is very good and adds some (directed?) spontaneity. Not a bad evening's entertainment but could have been so much better.
Reviewed on 04 May 2019 by Ed, Raheny, Dublin, Ireland
Hilarious from start to finish
Reviewed on 29 April 2019 by Carol, Hartlepool, United Kingdom
It was so much fun. Excellent language, perfect timing and a few surprise.
Reviewed on 26 April 2019 by Marja, Helsinki, Finland
Both ourselves and our grandchildren aged 11 and 13 enjoyed it.
Reviewed on 24 April 2019 by Nira, London, United Kingdom
Having seen "The Play that goes wrong" couldn't wait to see this play. It didn't disappoint it's so well written, extremely funny and one that should not be missed. Can not wait for the next one by this company.
Reviewed on 20 April 2019 by Tracey, Telford, United Kingdom
Reviewed on 14 April 2019 by Mark, Uxbridge, United Kingdom
Very colourful, mind bogglingly funny. Almost laughed my guts out.
Reviewed on 14 April 2019 by Syed Abdul Khaliq, London, United Kingdom
Reviewed on 14 April 2019 by Anil, Surbiton, United Kingdom
Reviewed on 14 April 2019 by Alison, Cambridge, United Kingdom
Absolutely brilliant,funny from beginning to end.
Reviewed on 09 April 2019 by Darren, Market Deeping, United Kingdom
It was an amazing performance both using their bodies and their voices. Some scenes make me think the players were athletes
Reviewed on 05 April 2019 by Tugba, Kırklareli, Turkey
Nowhere near as good as there previous show, "The Play That Goes Wrong". Show had short bursts of excellence but not enough to carry the whole show.
Reviewed on 03 April 2019 by Angela, Churchill, Australia
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Review: THE COMEDY ABOUT A BANK ROBBERY at the Criterion Theatre
by Phil Willmott | Friday, April 5 2019, 12:48
It's fun to catch up with the West End's long running shows so I was delighted to be invited to see this hit comedy on its third birthday. And I was even more delighted to discover that it's as funny as everyone says.
This is a product of Mischief Theatre, who are an extraordinary phenomenon, a company whose work can fill venues across the world with non-musicals without star names or already popular titles.Review: THE COMEDY ABOUT A BANK ROBBERY at the Criterion Theatre
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by Phil Willmott | Monday, January 16 2017, 11:43
It's great when theatre folk achieve unlikely success through sheer hard work and talent. Of course those two qualities alone are no guarantee of success in an overcrowded market but add a dash of good luck and you could be the next Mischief Theatre.
In just a few years, have gone from being a bunch of unknown graduates performing on the London Fringe to one of the most successful and sought after performers and creatives in the industry.New cast of bank robbers as Mischief Theatre conquer the world
Review: THE COMEDY ABOUT A BANK ROBBERY at The Criterion Theatre
by Nastazja Domaradzka | Tuesday, May 3 2016, 10:09
Mischief Theatre, a group of acting graduates who took London's West End by storm with THE PLAY THAT GOES WRONG and PETER PAN GOES WRONG are at it again! But whilst their two previous productions offered something new and exhilarating their newest THE COMEDY ABOUT A BANK ROBBERY seems at times too obvious and its slapstick style might suit only those who are after some light entertainment.Review: THE COMEDY ABOUT A BANK ROBBERY at The Criterion Theatre


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The traditional pudding basin is a sturdy and good-looking ceramic bowl with a thick rim that allows you to tie on a cloth cover—or a foil one. Search pudding basins and you will find them—they make useful mixing bowls in general and they are also perfect for Summer Pudding, too. You will need size #24 for this pudding serving 8 to 10, but you might as well buy a smaller size #30, as well—you will love having both your kitchen.
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An old British nursery rhyme describes the Queen making a pudding such as this for King Arthur. It finishes with "and what they did not eat that night, the Queen next morning fried!" I've microwaved leftovers with very good results but have not tried frying them.
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The most important thing I have learned in the fifty-two years since I experienced the unconditional Love of God through Jesus. Every miracle I've experienced came as a response to suffering. Every healing insight I've had came out of suffering. Every experience of forgiveness came out of suffering. Every increase in strength came out of suffering. Every increase in faith came out of suffering. Every freedom to love more came out of suffering. Every recognition of the power of Grace came out of suffering. No matter how much I resist this truth emotionally, I cannot deny its reality. Jesus certainly fleshes this out. I glimpsed this truth many many years ago as seen in this poem I wrote in my early forties. Even now, accepting it doesn't take the pain out of the process, though it does seem to shorten it.
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Loneliness does not come from having no people around you. It comes from not being able to communicate what seems important to you. Carl Jung
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Been reading our Sunday School lesson about some differences of opinion between the famous preacher and composer of hymns, Harry Emerson Fosdick and the theologians Reinhold Niebuhr and Paul Tillich. Two of their issues still speak to our condition: Grace vs. Accountability and God as a best friend vs. a transcendent Glorious, Almighty and Powerful God.
To nobody me, the unconditional love of God does not preclude consequences to our choices. Those are more or less built into the nature of things and are how we learn from our bad choices. So we are loved at our worst, but are unfinished at our best. And the way we grow more loving is from a combination of learning from unpleasant consequences and being able to change through the grace of unconditional love. It's not either/or. It's a paradox. And after a while we should learn to avoid those bad choices. (Some of us are slow learners.)
When I got to know Jesus not only as my Savior, but as a friend, I was still Catholic. The liberal priest had changed the golden tabernacle to one of simple wood and moved it from the main altar to a simple table where we walked close to it. I was so full of love for Jesus then that I thought of the "Presence" in the tabernacle as the "Body of Christ" and I would gently and tenderly pat the top of it as I went by. The next priest was an old fashioned conservative and he moved the Host back into the golden tabernacle and put it on the central altar and expected people to genuflect when they were going to walk anywhere in front of it. I wasn't into the genuflecting bit, but I recognized how much it expressed many people's adoration of God. The next priest was another liberal and without telling me, he added a Directive to the list of parishioners that were Welcomers and Scripture Readers for each Mass that I created for each month without adding his name to it. It was a Directive to NOT genuflect. So many people got mad at me. And I was mad at the priest because I didn't see why genuflecting, if it expressed their love of God, couldn't be allowed, so the next time I was a Reader and had to walk across in front of the Tabernacle, out of sheer perversity, I genuflected. When I did, I was suddenly completely overwhelmed by the awesomeness and glory of God. I didn't want to get up from my knees. Once again it is a paradox. Jesus is the physical human expression of the Love of God. God is Love. But God is so much more than our tiny brains and hearts can grasp, in the times when we get glimpses of God's awesomeness, glory, power, brilliance, and love all we can do is kneel and bow in awe and joy.
It seems to me that Christians, and I guess all humans, spend centuries arguing, even warring over, things that are both true. Somehow we don't know how to educate humanity to understand paradox.
I am BOTH a born again, evangelical Christian and a liberal Democrat. Here's the Booker quote and a few of my problems with it.
"Before you speak to me about your religion, first show it to me in how you treat other people; before you tell me how much you love your God, show me in how much you love all his children; before you preach to me of your passion for your faith; teach me about it through your compassion for your neighbors. In the end, I 'm not as interested in what you have to tell or sell as I am in how you choose to live and give."
If people were perfect there wouldn't be any need for going to church or believing in Jesus. If Cory Booker were perfect, then he could throw stones or even boulders. We Christians and Agnostics and whatevers, in our conviction that people who disagree with us are worse morally than we are, have stopped trying to understand each other. The thing that has puzzled me all along the great political and religious divide is that most of the people I know personally,(who are NOT politicians,) but are either: 1. Trump supporters, and /or: 2. Evangelical Christians, are kind people, who actually do go the second, third, etc. mile for anyone they don't consider a possible serious threat to their children, loved ones, or their own freedom. In my attempts to actually dialogue with and understand several of my family members, I found that they have reasons for some of their fears that I had not heard before and I don't yet have enough facts to prove them wrong. Politicians and the Press have manipulated us ALL into being judgmental, self-righteous, offensive, and closed minded. If we want to claim the moral high ground, we have to start with loving each other enough to commit to trying to understand one another. This is where it needs to begin. Trump winning or losing the next election isn't going to change the stalemate of "solution blocking" division. Listen to what Cory Booker actually says by what he wrote that at first sounded reasonable: "Don't talk to me about Jesus or grace or a need for moral guidelines until you are perfect." I doubt if anyone on either side can measure up to that. Please, please, please…..let's start rethinking on what the biggest blocks to solving our problems actually are. Some major blocks are everyone needing to win, needing to feel righteous, and wanting a scapegoat instead of working together to find some sort of reasonable solutions to our shared problems. There are real and scary problems to be solved and it won't happen until we try to hear each other and find a way to work together. We are choosing to self-destruct as a nation because of our own pride. And pride goes before the fall. Is it really worth it?
Would You Want to See Like Jesus?
I got a Christmas card from a beautifully spiritual priest friend of Julian's. We've been exchanging Christmas cards and notes from a long time ago when Julian designed a very contemporary Church for his congregation . An amazing man, who even fills in for Protestant preachers and works with all sorts of other religions for the poor. I look forward to the card each year because his hand written notes usually have insights that speak to me. This year his card had the words "I want to see like Jesus" across the front over a silhouette of the Baby Jesus in the manger. I started thinking about what Jesus sees and got overwhelmed. He sees the children in war zones, the hungry ones, the abused ones, the lost to drugs ones, Christians fighting Christians, Muslims fighting everyone, even good people throwing out the baby Jesus with the dirty bath water of bad Christian leaders and causing their own children to close their minds to the Good News. I don't think I could bear seeing like Jesus. To see all those he loves on both sides of wars and economics and politics and religious fanaticism and all the other suffering in so many lives would simply destroy me. I can barely survive the suffering I see in my own family and other people I know and care about. Even when I love someone who is actually causing their own and others' suffering, it is almost worse, because I don't know how to help them get free of their destructive responses to the pain of life. Ultimately, we are helpless to save even those we love enough to share their pain. How heartbreaking it must be to see like Jesus.
Grace for the Moment
Our prayer for each of us is that we will be open to grace for the moment all through the New Year. Grace for the moment is within the limits of our tiny mustard seed of faith. So we pray for grace for each moment. Grace to live in hope each moment. Grace to hear God in each moment. Grace to trust God for the moment. Grace to be delivered from the control of idols/addictions for the moment. Grace to forgive ourselves and others for the moment. Grace to love ourselves and others for the moment. The grace of peace for the moment. Our blessings to you and yours for the moment throughout the New Year. ( A card from Donnie and Seth Norman)
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Let's pretend Jesus knocked on your door Christmas day to join you for his birthday celebration.
Can you picture him standing there when you open the door? Can you feel your dawning recognition and surprise? Can you sense your moment of doubt, then feel it washed away by sheer joy? Do his eyes have laughter lines as he smiles with just a hint of fun at surprising you? Does his simple kindness surround you like a comforter?
Picture you inviting him in, stammering as you start to reach out to shake his hand, only to be embraced in a warm hug that brings tears of happiness and wonder to your eyes.
Let's imagine how he might like to celebrate his birthday with you. Do you think he'd be happy if you asked him to sit down, then hurried to get the best lotion in the house to gently rub his worn and callused feet? Would he want to do the same for you? Would you protest because you feel unworthy? Or would you let him help you feel so very tenderly loved?
Maybe he'd accept a cup of coffee and then want to tell you the stories his mom used to tell about giving birth in a dirty drafty place and about the terror of having to flee to a foreign country in the middle of the night with only a few clothes and a little food.
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And as you start out, you'd whisper, "Happy Birthday, Jesus." And you would know he heard.