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§ 1 Definitions
1.1 In the following General Terms and Conditions of Goebel Porzellan GmbH, Auwaldstr. 8, 96231 Bad Staffelstein, is called the "Supplier". The party contracting with the Supplier is the "Customer" and the contractual relationship to be established is the "Contract". The web site of the supplier www.goebel.de is the "web site".
1.2 The object of the Supplier's contractual obligations, including the sale and delivery of items, is the "Service".
§ 2 Scope of the Terms and Conditions
The Supplier's offers and services are provided solely on the basis of these General Terms and Conditions. They therefore also apply to all future business dealings, even if they should not be again expressly agreed. These Terms and Conditions are deemed accepted by no later than the date of acceptance of the service. The Customer's counter-confirmations that refer to its own terms of business or conditions of purchase are hereby refuted.
§ 3 Orders and acceptance of orders
3.1 The Supplier's offers are made without obligation and are not binding. The Supplier has the right to sell the service on to a third party between the date of offer and acceptance. The Customer's orders are only binding on the Supplier once they have been expressly confirmed by the Supplier or once the Supplier has performed the service.
3.2 The service only has to have the quality stated in writing in the contract. These quality characteristics describing the service are final and conclusive. The Supplier has the right to unilaterally modify quality where required by legislation or if it constitutes a technical improvement provided that the use intended by the contract is not adversely affected. The Customer is responsible for ensuring that the service ordered is suitable and fit for its intended purpose; this applies even if the Supplier advises the Customer on the development in any way or provides any other kind of support.
3.3 If the Supplier should provide the Customer with a specimen or sample before or after the conclusion of the contract it need not display the same qualities as in the contract. The first sentence applies mutatis mutandis to drawings, diagrams, measurements, weights and other data that the Supplier provides to the Customer before or after the conclusion of the contract.
3.4 The Supplier retains full unlimited rights to all estimates, drawings, specimens, samples, diagrams and other documentation ("documentation") which it provides to the Customer. The Customer is not entitled to provide third parties with access to the documentation itself or to its content without the prior written consent of the Supplier. At the request of the Supplier the Customer is obliged to promptly deliver up all documentation in full to the Supplier if it should no longer be required by the Customer in the ordinary course of business or if no order should ultimately be placed by the Customer. Samples and drawings provided to the Supplier by the Customer will only be returned to the latter by the Supplier at the request of the Customer. If no order should be placed, the Supplier will be entitled to destroy the samples and drawings supplied once three months have elapsed from the making of an offer.
§ 4 Advertising; identification marks
If statements should be made in public by the manufacturer, the Supplier, a member of staff or any other assistant in relation to the quality of the service or item sold (e.g. weights, measurements, serviceability, load-bearing capacity, tolerance and technical data), particularly in advertising or on identification marks, it will be assumed that those statements were not fundamental to the conclusion of the contract by the Customer.
§ 5 Prices
5.1 The Supplier's prices are net prices and to be understood ex works. Transport/freight charges, costs for outer packaging, value added tax (if Service is not free of VAT under § 4 of the German Turnover Tax Law ("Umsatzsteuergesetz)) and other costs associated with the implementation of the contract ("additional costs") are not included. Unless stated to the contrary in the contract, all of the Supplier's prices are quoted in Euros. Fixed prices must be expressly agreed between the Supplier and the Customer.
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5.2 If the Supplier has incurred additional costs it may obtain reimbursement from the Customer. In the case of transport/freight charges this only applies if, by derogation from clause 5.1, the Supplier is responsible for transportation.
5.3 The price is the price stated by the Supplier or, if it should not be stated in a particular case, the price shown in the Supplier's current price lists on the date of the order. On giving the Customer due notice and before rendering the service, the Supplier has the right to increase the agreed price as necessary having regard to general price trends outside the control of the Supplier (such as variations in exchange rates, currency regulations, customs duty changes or increases in the cost of materials or manufacturing costs) or as made necessary by a change of supplier.
5.4 If the Supplier, without acknowledging any legal liability and for goodwill reasons, should take back a service already rendered the Supplier will be entitled to compensation for its expenditure in the sum of 20% of the invoice figure for the service concerned. That amount will be reduced if the Customer can prove that the amount of expenditure actually incurred is lower than the lump sum stated in the first sentence.
§ 6 Service/delay in providing services; parts to be supplied by the Customer
6.1 Binding or non-binding service dates or periods can be agreed.
6.2 An agreement on service times is only binding if the Supplier expressly states that it intends to be liable for the agreed date/period being exceeded.
6.3 Even if binding dates or periods should be agreed the Supplier will not be responsible for delays in services due to force majeure or incidents that make it impossible or substantially more difficult for the Supplier to render the service, provided that such incidents are not purely temporary - these include, in particular, strikes, lockouts and orders by public authorities, even where they occur in relation to the Supplier's sub-suppliers or their sub-suppliers. They entitle the Supplier to postpone the service by the length of the impediment plus a reasonable start-up period, or to cancel the contract in whole or in part as regards the part not already fulfilled. The first and second sentences apply mutatis mutandis to delays in the provision of services due to documentation, information and parts that the Supplier considers necessary in order to perform the services not being provided by the Customer to the Supplier in good time before the services are to be rendered.
If the Customer is to provide the Supplier with parts, they are to be delivered "free the Supplier's works".
The Customer will provide the Supplier with an additional quantity of parts of the agreed quality in due course consisting of 5-10%, but at least 5%, for scrap purposes - as agreed - so that it is possible for the Supplier to process goods without any interruption.
6.4 If the delay in service should last for longer than one month the Customer will be entitled to cancel the part of the contract not already performed after it has first set a reasonable deadline for compliance.
6.5 If the Supplier should be responsible for non-compliance with binding dates or periods and if it should therefore be in default the Customer will be entitled to claim damages for default in the sum of 0.5% of the invoice value of the service affected by the delay for each full week of the delay up to a maximum, however, of 5% of the invoice value of the service affected by the delay. The amount will be reduced if the Supplier can prove that the amount of damage is actually less than the lump sum stated in the first sentence. Any further claims are excluded unless the delay should be due to the willful act or gross negligence of the Supplier.
6.6 The Supplier is entitled to render partial services at any time unless partial service should be of no interest to the Customer. The Supplier is also entitled to deviate by +-10% of the quantity agreed in an order. The Supplier is entitled to assign the provision of the service to a third party.
6.7 If a service is to be rendered when called for by the Customer, the Customer will be obliged to address such call to the Supplier in writing, giving a specific description of the service and stating the date of service, not less than four weeks before the service is to be rendered. Modifications required by the Customer after a call has been made will only be taken into account by the Supplier if this should be expressly agreed.
6.8 Deliveries are basically made ex works (Inco terms 2000). In this case the risk of loss passes to the Customer on the date on which the Supplier informs the Customer that the service is ready for collection.
6.9 If the Customer should be in default with acceptance the Supplier will be entitled to claim a lump sum in respect of its expenses in the amount of 0.5% of the invoice value of the service concerned for each full week of delay in acceptance. This amount will be reduced if the Customer can prove that the actual loss incurred is lower than the lump sum stated in the first sentence. None of the Supplier's other claims will be affected.
6.10 If the Supplier should dispatch the goods at the Customer's request, the carriage risks will be borne by the Customer irrespective of who is to be responsible for the transport/freight charges. This particularly applies to consignments or forwarding affected by the Supplier, when no joint liability with the Customer is thereby deemed agreed. If dispatch should be delayed due to circumstances for which the Customer is responsible the risk of loss will pass to the Customer on the date that the goods are ready for dispatch. If the Customer should be in default with its acceptance, the risk of loss will pass to the Customer on the date on which the Supplier offers to hand over the goods.
6.11 If the Supplier should be wholly or partially liable for transport/freight charges, the Supplier will be entitled to designate the route of the consignment as well as the mode of despatch. If the Customer should require a different route and/or a different mode of despatch and if the Supplier should comply with that request, the Customer will bear the difference in cost between the mode of despatch or route required by it and the mode of despatch or route designated by the Supplier.
6.12 In cases under clause 6.10 the Supplier will undertake storage at the Customer's risk and expense.
§ 7 Retention of title
7.1 Until satisfaction of all claims that the Supplier might have against the Customer now or in the future on any legal grounds whatsoever (including the balance of all claims on current account), the Supplier will be afforded the security stated in the following paragraphs, which it may release on request at its own discretion if the value thereof should constantly exceed the amount and value of all claims by more than 20%.
7.2 The Supplier retains title to the goods supplied. Processing and transformation is always carried out for the Supplier as manufacturer, although without any obligation on it. If the Supplier's title should be extinguished by a combining process it is hereby agreed that the Customer's title to the integrated item will pass to the Supplier pro rata according to value (invoice value). The Customer will safeguard the Supplier's title free of charge. Goods in respect of which the Supplier retains title are hereinafter referred to as "retention goods".
7.3 The Customer is entitled to process and sell retention goods in the ordinary course of business provided that it is not in default in relation to the Supplier. Pledging and transfer of title as collateral are prohibited. Claims arising in relation to retention goods (including the balance of all claims on current account) as a result of resale or on any other legal grounds (insurance, tortious acts) are hereby assigned by the Customer to the Supplier in full by way of security. The Supplier affords the Customer revocable authorization to enforce claims assigned to the Supplier on the latter's account in its own name. This enforcement authorization may only be revoked if the Customer does not properly comply with its payment obligations. If so required by the Supplier, the Customer will disclose the assignment and provide it with the necessary information and data.
7.4 In the event of a third party claiming retention goods the Customer will make reference to the Supplier's title and inform the latter immediately. Costs and damage will be borne by the Customer.
7.5 In the event of improper conduct on the part of the Customer - particularly in the case of default with payments - the Supplier will be entitled to recover the retention goods or to require the assignment of the Customer's right of recovery from third parties. Neither recovery nor the pledging of retention goods by the Supplier will constitute cancellation of the contract - unless §§ 488-507 of the BGB [German Civil Code] should apply.
7.6 Cash payments, bank transfers and payments by cheque that are made against a bill of exchange issued by the Supplier and accepted by the Customer will not constitute satisfaction for the purposes of the first sentence until the bill of exchange has been honoured by the drawee and the Supplier has therefore been discharged from liability on the bill of exchange. The agreed retention of title (subject to any other agreed terms) therefore continues until such time as the bill of exchange is honoured in the Supplier's favour.
§ 8 Terms of payment
8.1 The Customer must make payment for the Supplier's Services rendered as follows:
- (i) Services within Europe
Payment after Services rendered within 30 days of the invoice date net without deduction.
- (ii) Services outside Europe/Overseas
Payment in advance or agreement on irrevocable Letter of Credit. In both cases the Supplier grants to the Customer a 3 % cash discount (for retailers only!)
The date of receipt of the money or of its unreserved credit to the Supplier's account will determine whether payment has been duly made.
8.2 Payment must be made by a transfer to the Supplier. The Supplier is not obliged to accept payment by cheque or bill of exchange; in any event, a cheque or bill of exchange will only be presented by way of satisfaction. Presentation will not lead to any deferment of the claim. The costs associated with realising a cheque or bill of exchange is to be borne by the Customer. If payments should be made by the Customer using resources that it has acquired from the discounting of an acceptor's bill of exchange the claim to payment is not extinguished until the bill of exchange is honoured by the Customer.
8.3 If the Customer should not meet its payment obligation within the deadline stated in clause 8.1 (i) ("arrears") the Supplier may charge interest from the expiry of that period in the sum of 8% above the current base rate of the European Central Bank.
8.4 In the event of arrears the Supplier may demand a one-off payment of 5% of the invoice figure in settlement of the administrative costs incurred. The amount will be reduced if the Customer can prove that the expenditure actually incurred is lower than the lump sum stated in the first sentence.
8.5 If the Customer should fall into arrears with any payments or if circumstances should arise as a result of which the Customer's financial position deteriorates or its creditworthiness is adversely affected, all other claims against the Customer on the part of the Supplier will become due and payable at the same time. The Supplier will then be entitled to cancel the contract or to require the provision of security or payment to be made as and when the service is provided or, on giving prior written notice to the Customer, to postpone the provision of other services until such time as payment is made in full or there is a change in the circumstances stated in the first sentence. A deterioration in the Customer's financial position will be assumed, in particular, if the Customer's cheques or bills of exchange should not be honoured in circumstances for which it is responsible.
8.6 Unless contrary to legislation, the Customer may only offset claims on the part of the Supplier against counterclaims that are not denied, that are confirmed by a final court order or that have reached judgment stage. The same applies to the exercise of a right of retention, including rights under § 369 HGB [German Commercial Code].
8.7 Notwithstanding clause 8.1 (i) the Supplier may also demand payment before rendering a service. Clauses 8.3 and 8.4 will not then apply.
§ 9 Liability for material defects and acceptance
9.1 The criterion for the quality and workmanship of a service specific to the Customer is the type sample or, where a test report is also drawn up in addition to a type sample, the test report approved by the Customer. Unless stated to the contrary below, liability for material defects in the Supplier's services is determined by legislation.
9.2 The limitation period for the Customer's claims in respect of material defects (with the exception for claims of damages) applies to the legal regulations of the Customer's country. The period begins to run on the date of handover to the Customer, irrespective of when the Customer becomes aware of a defect in the service.
9.3 The Customer shall examine the service immediately after handover. Defects noticed when examining a service after handover shall be notified by the Customer to the Supplier in writing immediately or, in the case of other defects, as soon as they are discovered, with that notice describing the defect identified and stating the date of discovery. The Customer can initially only require the Supplier to effect performance at a later date. Performance at a later date may take the form of remedying the defect or supplying a non-defective item, as the Supplier may choose. If performance by the Supplier at a later date should fail, the legislative provisions will apply – with the provision that the Customer will then only have the right to cancel the contract if the service has not already been installed as an integral part of a piece of real estate. In that eventuality the Customer will only be entitled to a reduction in the purchase price. The right to performance at a later date is precluded in the case of immaterial defects.
9.4 Unless provided to the contrary by legislation, claims for material defects are excluded by the Supplier in the following cases in particular:
- (a) Where the Customer has had modifications made to the service by a third party or has processed the service;
- (b) Where the Customer disregards certain directions for use given by the Supplier in connection with the service, particularly the processing and/or assembly instructions that are attached or adhered to it, or where it uses accessories or spare parts not originating from the Supplier in connection with the Supplier's services;
- (c) Where the Customer does not apply the service for its contractually intended purpose or for its normal purpose, does not assemble it faultlessly or does not bring the service into operation properly in accordance with the state of the art or current scientific knowledge.
§ 10 Quantum of damages
10.1 Notwithstanding the legal grounds, the Supplier will only be liable for loss that is caused by a defect in the service itself or by act or omission in the amount of the loss that is foreseeable and typical of the contract and only within the following limits:
- (a) for intent or gross negligence on the part of the Supplier's legal representatives, members of staff or other assistants: no limit;
- (b) for culpable infringement of material contractual obligations (cardinal obligations) on the part of the Supplier, its legal representatives or other assistants without intent or gross negligence: limited to the invoice value of the service. Cardinal obligations are those obligations whose fulfillment allow for a proper performance of the contract in the first place and on whose compliance the contracting party can constantly rely on.
10.2 The Supplier will only be liable for loss that is caused by the conduct of a member of staff or assistant if those persons acted in the performance of their duties. The Supplier is also released from that liability if the loss is due to circumstances that it could not avoid even by showing the greatest degree of care and the consequences of which it could not avert (e.g. strikes, force majeure).
10.3 All further liability on the part of the Supplier is excluded. The Supplier is not liable, in particular, for breach of ancillary obligations, lack of commercial success, loss of profits, indirect loss, consequential loss and loss caused by third-party claims against the Customer.
10.4 The limit on liability in clauses 10.1 to 10.3 does not apply to death, personal injuries or damage to health, in case of fraudulent concealment of a defect and in case of a compulsory liability under the Product Liability Act (Produkthaftungsgesetz).
§ 11 Industrial property rights and copyright
11.1 If and insofar as a third party should have justifiable claims against the Customer for infringement of industrial property rights or copyright (hereinafter called "intellectual property rights") as a result of a service developed and/or rendered by the Supplier, the Supplier has the following liability unless provided to the contrary by legislation:
- (a) The Supplier may choose, at its own expense, to either obtain a right to use the service developed and/or rendered or to alter the service in such a way that the intellectual property right is no longer infringed, to exchange the service if the use of the service on which the contract was based is not thereby impeded, or to withdraw the service and reimburse the Customer for the price paid in respect thereof, less any loss of value of the service that might have occurred. If the Supplier should ultimately be unable to afford the Customer a right of use by way of the measures stated in the first sentence, the Customer will be entitled to cancel the contract on giving reasonable notice;
- (b) The Supplier is only obliged to take the measures stated in the first sentence of paragraph (a) if the Customer promptly gives the Supplier written notice of the claims made by the third party, including a description of the infringement, if it does not acknowledge an infringement and if the Customer grants the Supplier full unlimited decision-making powers regarding the legal defence and the conduct of settlement negotiations. If the Customer ceases to use the service in order to mitigate loss or for some other good reason it is obliged to indicate to the third party that the cessation of use does not amount to an acknowledgment of an infringement of intellectual property rights.
11.2 The Customer does not have any claims under clause 11.1 if and insofar as the Customer is responsible for the infringement of intellectual property rights. Nor does the Customer have any claims if and insofar as the infringement of intellectual property rights is caused by the Customer's special requirements, by applications unforeseeable by the Supplier or by the fact that the service is implemented by the Customer subject to modifications or in conjunction with services not rendered by the Supplier.
11.3 The Customer is obliged to support the Supplier to the best of its ability in the defense of claims for infringements of intellectual property rights.
11.4 Conversely, the Customer will indemnify the Supplier in respect of all third-party claims that might be brought against the Supplier for an infringement of an industrial property right or copyright if the infringement is the result of an express instruction from the Customer to the Supplier or if the Customer modifies the service or integrates it in a third party's product.
§ 12 Export controls
12.1 In recognition of American and other (particularly European and German) export control regulations the Customer undertakes to obtain all necessary export licenses and/or other documents at its own expense before exporting products or technical data that it has received from the Supplier. The Customer gives an undertaking to the Supplier in this context to comply with all export control regulations applicable. Performance of the contract is subject to the proviso that all necessary export approvals are granted and that there are no other impediments to its performance caused by German, European or any other relevant export control regulations.
12.2 The Customer undertakes not to directly or indirectly sell, export, re-export, deliver or otherwise transfer such products or technical data to any persons, undertakings or countries if that should be in breach of American or other (particularly European or German) laws or regulations. The Customer undertakes to inform all recipients of such products or technical data of the need to comply with those laws and regulations. Refusal of an export permit does not entitle the Customer to cancel the contract or to claim damages.
§ 13 Venue; proper law; saving clause
13.1 The Customer must not assign the rights and obligations under the contract in existence with the Supplier to a third party without the prior written consent of the Supplier.
13.2 The venue for all disputes between the Supplier and the Customer is the registered office of the Supplier if the Customer is a registered trader, a legal person governed by public law or a separate entity governed by public law. However, the Supplier is entitled to sue the Customer at the latter's registered office. Unless otherwise agreed between the Supplier and the Customer or legally applicable the place of performance is the Supplier's works in Coburg. 13.3 German law shall be applicable exclusively. In case of doubt or invalidity of singular conditions the validity of the other regulations is not affected and the stipulations of §§ 307 – 309 BGB (civil code of Germany) will be applied. - Any terms and conditions of business of the customer that run counter to these only become part of the contract if agreed upon in writing.
13.3 German law shall be applicable exclusively. In case of doubt or invalidity of singular conditions the validity of the other regulations is not affected and the stipulations of §§ 307 – 309 BGB (civil code of Germany) will be applied.
- Any terms and conditions of business of the customer that run counter to these only become part of the contract if agreed upon in writing.
13.4 In case of dispute both parties are free to contact the following mediation body: "Der Online-Schlichter", Bahnhofsplatz 3, 77694 Kehl, www.online-schlichter.de Tel:+49 7851/991480, Fax: +49 7851/9914811, E-Mail: firstname.lastname@example.com
The European Commission provides a platform for online dispute resolution. You can find the platform under http://ec.europa.eu/consumers/odr/


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Q: Is it possible for a man to insert his balls into a woman? It's a topic I don't want to Google. A few months ago, I was making out with a guy and he whispered to me that he wanted to insert his balls into me. I said, "What?!?" and he moved on to other things. I've shared this story with a couple of girlfriends. After laughing, they all said they've never heard of such a thing. Are we prudes or is this something I'm missing out on? —Reconsidering In Toronto
A: Nothing shrivels the ol' dick quite as quickly as the "What?!?" bomb.
There the guy was, boned for you, and he was brave enough to put his desires out there, to make himself vulnerable (which is what the ladies are always saying they want, right?), and you lobbed the ol' "What?!?" bomb at him and made him feel like a freak. Is it any wonder that he quickly moved on to "other things" and, one would hope, better sex partners?
And that's too bad, RIT, because it sounds like you may have been a little curious, maybe even tempted, by his request. I mean, here you are, all these months later, wondering what that "What?!?" caused you to miss out on. But before I fill you in — or stuff it in — let's pause to consider just what prompted you to toss out that "What?!?" bomb in the first place.
You're not the only person whose first reaction to an unexpected request is "What?!?" Many of us feel obliged — even the sexually adventurous among us — to go on the record with slight-to-mild-to-royal shock when a new partner presents us with a request for something besides standard-issue sex organ stuffed in standard-issue orifice. Our shock — real, feigned or exaggerated — allows us to establish our moral superiority while placing the other person in a weaker position. It forces the other person to acknowledge that he or she is the bigger pervert and that we, by even contemplating indulging his or her kinks, are doing that person a favor. Tragically, for all involved, most people on the receiving end of a "What?!?" emerge less likely to share their kinks with future sex partners, resulting in less interesting sex lives for all.
On to your question: Yeah, a guy can insert his balls into a vagina — or an anus, or a mouth, or the seventh hole of the Augusta National golf course. Some guys like to do it loose; they pack the sack in by hand and the orifice then closes around their sacks, above their balls. These guys derive pleasure from having their balls trapped and tugged. Other guys like to wrap their scrabble bags with a short length of soft rope or a rubber sheath; this pushes their nuts down to the bottom of their sacks and creates, essentially, a firmer, more-easily-inserted, temporarily phallus-shaped sack that they can literally fuck the shit out of you with.
So here's what you missed out on, RIT: a safe and unique sexual experience with a guy who isn't afraid of his own desires but is, it seems, too easily spooked by the odd "What?!?" Who knows? Maybe he was "the one," but your reaction to his kink prompted him to go off in search of more indulgent, less-sex-negative partners.
Your loss, I'd say.
Q: Tell me the name of my fetish! In intimate situations, all I want is the foreplay portion of a hookup: kissing, petting, dry humping. But it goes no further than both parties being shirtless, i.e., no oral, no penetration, no getting off. Is there a name for this fetish? —My Own Crazy Kink
A: Indeed there is, MOCK. It's called "second base."
Q: At a recent party in Paris, I fucked a Spanish girl in an inflatable igloo. As we were going at it — standing up, from behind, clothes mostly on — she put her fingers in her ass. Being the gentleman I am, I asked if she'd prefer something (slightly) more substantial in there. She said yes; I put it in. After a few minutes, I began to smell something foul. I prayed to the God I don't believe exists that it wasn't what I suspected. I finally looked down and saw that her ass and my dick were covered in brown. On the verge of vomiting, I tried to stay calm and make what I would consider to be a traumatic situation for her a little less embarrassing.
Thing is, she wasn't embarrassed. She didn't seem to mind. In fact, after I lost my erection, removed my socks and underwear and used them to try to clean things up, she sucked me off. The next day, I received a text from her saying that she had a great time. No apology for shitting on me, no quip to lighten things up. I'd suspect that she forgot the whole ordeal (she was drunk), but I'm confident that despite my efforts to clean up, she awoke the next day with shit on her person and skirt. In the days since, my sympathy for the cute little thing has turned into resentment. Shouldn't she have known she had to poop? Shouldn't she have apologized? —Shitty Shitty Bang Bang
A: You did all the right things after that Spanish tramp shit on you — and we're talking shit here, not a splash or two of santorum. You pulled out, you cleaned up, you moved on to something else. Some folks would've freaked but, eh, those folks don't get it. You can put lipstick on an ass, my friends, but it's still an ass. Shit happens, as the saying goes. Shit shouldn't happen; it's gross when it does. But when you're fucking ass, shit has to be regarded as a "known known."
The accidental shitter, however, owes the mortified shittee the courtesy of being appropriately mortified; the shitter should also quickly assume all clean-up duties (oral doesn't count); and if the shittee is being cool about it, the shitter should thank the shittee for not making a big deal about it. Based on this girl's actions, SSBB, I'd say she was blind drunk, utterly clueless, into shit, or all of the above. Whatever her major malfunction, SSBB, wipe her number from your phone's memory.
Q: I Rrecently read on Wikipedia (which knows all) that you own Ann Landers's desk. I really enjoyed her column growing up, and now I rather enjoy yours. I'm just wondering how you display the desk, and if you use it when you're doing your own writing. —Curious Wikipedian
A: Wikipedia doesn't know all, CW. For instance, the site incorrectly lists my age: I am 34, not 43. And that picture of me they're using? I may have to sue.
But I do own Ann Landers's desk. I bought it at auction after Landers passed away — after securing an OK from Ann Landers' daughter, Margo Howard — and when I'm not writing Savage Love in a bar, an airport or an inflatable igloo, I write at Landers' desk. And let me tackle the obvious follow-up question: I've never had sex on Landers' desk, you sick fucks. I can't go so far as to say that Landers's desk has been entirely unmolested since it came into my possession, as I'm not the only person with after-hours access to my offices. But if this desk has been violated, it wasn't by me.Download Savage Lovecast (my weekly podcast) every Tuesday at www.thestranger.com/savage


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Outlining rules for debate (H. Res. 65) on the College Student Relief Act (H.R. 5)/Ordering the previous question (end debate and possibility of amendment)
house Roll Call 29 Jan 17, 2007
This vote was on a procedural motion to a resolution outlining the consideration of a bill that would cut interest rates in half over five years for undergraduate students receiving federally subsidized student loans.
The resolution outlined the rules for debate for the legislation, including how much floor time would be granted to each side and which amendments would be considered in order. The resolution is commonly known as the rules package.
Republicans opposed the rules package because the Democratic-controlled Rules Committee proposed what's known as a "closed rule," meaning that only the amendments pre-approved by the panel would get an up-or-down vote on the floor.
Rep. Pete Sessions (R-Texas) pointed out that the Democratic leadership was rushing the bill through the House without the normal legislative process, thus preventing minority involvement.
"I rise in opposition to this closed rule and this underlying legislation which the Democratic leadership has decided to bring to the House today without the benefit of regular order, committee oversight or the opportunity for any Republican input or amendment, despite repeated promises to respect the rights of the minority and to increase Member participation in this legislative process," Sessions said.
Rep. Doris Matsui (D-Calif.) said that the American people were demanding quick action on this issue, one of the priorities outlined by the Democrats during the 2006 campaign. The bill was included in the Democrats' "100 hours" legislation, the agenda for the Congress' first 100 hours in session.
Many Republicans opposed the underlying legislation because they said it would do nothing to make college more affordable. Democrats countered that because it would cut interest rates for subsidized student loans in half over the next five years, from 6.8 percent to 3.4 percent, it would help over 5 million students attend college.
This vote was on a motion ordering the previous question, which is a parliamentary maneuver that effectively ends debate, prohibits amendment and moves the House to a vote for an up-or-down of the resolution under consideration. If the motion for the previous question is defeated, the House in effect turns control of the floor over to the lawmaker who led the opposition to the question at hand, usually a member of the minority party. As such, motions to order the previous question are usually party-line votes, and the majority party almost always prevails.
Such was the case for this vote, and all Republicans present voted against the measure and all Democrats present but one voted for it, and the motion passed 225-191. Thus, the House moved on step closer to approving the rules for debate for a bill to cut interest rates for subsidized student loans in half over the next five years.
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A woman was flying from Seattle to San Francisco.
Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way.
The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes..
Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind..
A man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her guide dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.. He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said:
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All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a guide dog for the blind!
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The Thriving Rural Communities Initiative works to foster thriving rural North Carolina communities by cultivating faithful rural Christian leadership and fruitful rural United Methodist congregations.
Thriving Rural Communities is a partnership of Duke Divinity School, The Duke Endowment, the North Carolina Conference of the United Methodist Church, and the Western North Carolina Conference of the United Methodist Church. It also is a part of Leadership Education at Duke Divinity.
Rural Ministry Fellowships
Each year, Thriving Rural Communities awards full merit-based scholarships, sponsored by The Duke Endowment, to Duke Divinity School students from the two United Methodist conferences in North Carolina who exhibit the gifts, passion, and signs of a calling to exceptional ordained leadership in rural United Methodist churches in the state.
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Scott Issues Statement on President Obama's Port Miami Visit (USA)
Governor Rick Scott issued a statement on President Obama's visit to PortMiami:
"We're glad Florida provided the President with a tremendous backdrop to highlight our state's continued job growth – especially with today's news that we dropped to 7.7 percent unemployment and have created more than 290,000 private-sector jobs in the past two years. In Florida, we've managed to grow jobs by cutting taxes, paying down debt and balancing the budget – a stark contrast to the ways of Washington.
"While we're happy to host the President, we hoped to hear a commitment to reimburse Florida taxpayers the millions of dollars the state invested for the federal portion of port projects in Miami and Jacksonville. We hope this reimbursement will be included in the President's budget proposal next week.
"In the meantime we will not wait on Washington. We will continue to invest in Florida ports so we make Florida a top hub for international commerce. Florida taxpayers have already invested $425 million in our ports to take advantage of the benefits of growing international trade, and we'll continue making targeted port investments to grow jobs and opportunities for Florida families."
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Matt Brown threw for five touchdowns and 322 yards and Illinois State blocked the game-tying PAT in overtime to beat Appalachian State 38-37 Saturday in the Football Championship Subdivision playoffs.
Brown, who was voted 2012 Missouri Valley Football Conference Offensive Player of the Year, was 20 of 32 passing for the Redbirds, who made their first playoff appearance since 2006 and handed Appalachian State (8-4) its third-straight postseason loss.
Illinois State (9-3) entered the fourth quarter with a 28-17 lead but Appalachian State outscored the Redbirds 14-3 in the quarter to send the game into overtime.
After Brown threw his fifth touchdown of the day - a 25-yarder to James O'Shaughnessy that gave Illinois State a 38-31 overtime lead - Jamal Jackson and Appalachian State answered three plays later with a touchdown pass to cut the deficit to 38-37.
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China Unicom announced that it received orders for more than 100,000 iPhone 5s on its first day of pre-sales, according to a report on Sina Tech. A subsidiary of rival wireless operator China Telecom said that it had received pre-orders for more than 5,000 units.
The lag between the iPhone 5's U.S. and China release dates was thanks to the wait for final regulatory approval from China's Ministry of Industry and Information Technology.
Apple announced last week that the iPhone 5 will be available in China (and 50 other countries, including Brazil, Russia and Taiwan) on December 14. The iPhone 5 has been available in 47 countries, including the U.S., UK, Hong Kong, Japan and Singapore, since September 21.
While this is the quickest rollout of an iPhone to date, the long wait for Apple products has turned off many Chinese consumers. China received the iPhone 4S on January 13, three months after the U.S. In August, research group IDC estimated that Apple's share of China's smartphone market was cut in half during the second quarter to 10 percent, as customers turned to devices made by competitors like Chinese company Lenovo, which some analysts believe will take the No. 1 smartphone slot in China next year. Lenovo's products, including the Android-powered LePhone, benefits from strong brand recognition, nationwide availability, and affordable pricing aimed at the mid-to-lower end of the market.
But the company remains upbeat about its opportunities in the Chinese market. During Apple's Q4 earnings call, Tim Cook said revenue for the full fiscal year was $23.8 billion for China, an increase of $10 billion year-on-year, and that sales of the iPhone in Greater China (i.e. China, Hong Kong, Macau and Taiwan) had climbed 38 percent.


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Extensive Global Tour Schedule Planned for 2010
The charismatic and complex singer/songwriter Glenn Danzig is set to unleash his first new Danzig studio album in six years. Deth Red Sabaoth, produced by Glenn and recorded in Los Angeles over the course of 2009, will be released on June 22, 2010 (Evilive/The End Records).
The 11-track collection, penned by Danzig, is laced with Glenn's lycanthropic growls and blues-infected wailing. Tracks including "Black Candy," "The Revengeful," and the first single, "On A Wicked Night," emit a spectral glow to rival the highest points in Danzig's colossal discography. Part 1 of the exquisite two-part "Pyre of Souls" opens with acoustic guitar, haunting piano, Glenn's plainsong vocal, and an almost dirge-like feel; Part II explodes with electric guitars and a driving, mesmerizing cadence.
"I think that fans will really dig this new album," said Glenn. "I've been told several times that the album has a cool vitality to it, it sounds energized, and I got that feeling when I was recording it. I wanted it to have an organic sound, bigger and thicker, so I went out and bought some 1970's Kustom tuck 'n roll bass amps to play some of the guitar parts through. You'll hear real reverb, real tremolo on this album, which sounds completely different than the stuff that's done with computer chips."
Joining Glenn in the studio for the recording of Deth Red Sabaoth were guitarist Tommy Victor (Prong, Ministry), a Danzig cohort on and off since 1997, and drummer Johnny Kelly (Type O Negative, Seventh Void). While Kelly has toured with Glenn intermittently since 2002, this is the first time he has recorded with the band. Glenn handled the bass chores for most of the album, and played drums on "Black Candy."
As is with all of Danzig's releases, the CD cover artwork for Deth Red Sabaoth is provocative and ominous. The cover is an original piece created specifically for the CD by the award-winning artist Joe Chiodo whose work has graced not only Danzig's Verotik publishing line, but the covers of numerous graphic novels and comic books, including "X-Men Unlimited." Deth Red Sabaoth isn't the first time one of Chiodo's paintings has been part of a Danzig package – one of his erotic "good girl" pinups was part of 2007's The Lost Tracks of Danzig.
Deth Red Sabaoth marks Danzig's ninth studio venture that began back in 1988 with the Rick Rubin-produced, Platinum-certified, Danzig. A live version of his oedipal projectile "Mother," was a major hit, and added to his iconic status that began a decade earlier when he founded the near-mythic punk band Misfits and then Samhain. Sales of ten-million albums later and having been dubbed "goth-punk's godfather" by SPIN, Glenn Danzig is arguably the most versatile talent to emerge from hardcore's first wave, and truly is a renaissance man – a graphic designer, photographer, comic book publisher and composer. His venture into composing and recording classical music yielded Black Aria, that debuted at #1 on Billboard's Classical charts, and Black Aria II, that had Glenn sharing the Billboard/Classical's Top Ten with Itzhak Perlman and Andrea Bocelli. His indelible stamp is on artists like Marilyn Manson and Nine Inch Nails, and he has written songs that have been sung by a diverse array of artists, from Metallica to Johnny Cash.
Over his decades-long career, Glenn Danzig's intense musical and lyrical statements have left a permanent mark on rock music, and continue to do so going into the 21st century. Glenn's song "13," originally written for Johnny Cash and then recorded for Glenn's own Satan's Child album, was the opening song in last year's box office smash and Golden Globe winner, "The Hangover."
Danzig – Glenn, guitarist Tommy Victor, drummer Johnny Kelly and bassist Steve Zing – also a founding member of Samhain with Glenn – plan to tour extensively to support Deth Red Sabaoth; dates will be announced shortly.


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Apple's Worldwide Developers Conference is less than one month away, and speculation is high about whether Apple will announce new iCloud features, refreshed MacBook Pros, overhauled versions of iOS and OS X and maybe even a new smartphone during the conference.
The problem is that Apple could change its mind at any moment and dump expected features from the lineup or even surprise us with something no one saw coming. Nevertheless, a picture of this year's WWDC keynote plans is starting to emerge. Here's a rundown of what many Apple watchers are expecting to see when Apple executive take the stage at San Francisco's Moscone West convention center on June 11.
Photo Sharing
Apple is planning to debut some big updates to iCloud during WWDC including a new photo sharing feature, according to The Wall Street Journal, which has a pretty good track record when it comes to Apple rumors. The new feature will reportedly let you share photos with other iCloud users who will be able to view and comment on your images. Apple may also add personal video sync (not iTunes purchases) to iCloud. But how many people will share via iCloud when so many popular alternatives already exist including Facebook, Flickr, Google+, Instagram, Picasa, Dropbox, and Windows Live?
WWDC Chances: High
Alongside the new photo sharing features, the Journal says Apple also plans on adding sync capabilities from iOS Notes and Reminders apps to iCloud.com, the Web-based portal for Apple's cloud storage service. Users can currently sync their Notes and Reminders with iCloud, but can only access them on another iOS device or a PC. Apple's iCloud.com provides Web access to your mail, contacts, calendar, and iWork documents, as well as Find My iPhone, Apple's remote wipe and device location feature.
WWDC Chances: High
Game-Changing MacBook Pros
Apple will reportedly debut an ultrathin 15-inch MacBook Pro this summer featuring a high-definition "retina" display, Intel Ivy Bridge chipsets, unibody design, three USB ports (one of which could be USB 3.0), one or two Thunderbolt ports, and an SD card slot, according to 9-to-5 Mac.
Bloomberg followed up 9-to-5 Mac's claims with a report of its own claiming that Apple would release an entire lineup of ultrathin MacBook Pros during WWDC. The new Apple laptops would reportedly drop their optical drives and opt for flash storage over a conventional hard drive. Apple watchers have long expected the company to overhaul its entire laptop line into MacBook Air-like machines, and it looks like WWDC 2012 could see the next step in that evolution.
WWDC Chances: High
Bye, Bye Google Maps
Since 2009, Apple has steadily built up its own mapping prowess with acquisitions such as Placebase, Poly9, and C3 Technologies, and then in March Apple released iPhoto for iOS using its own maps. The writing has been on the wall for some time, but WWDC 2012 may be the moment when Apple finally jettisons Google Maps for its own Maps app in iOS 6, according to AllThingsD. It sounds like a slam dunk, but given past rumors about Apple dumping Google services, don't bet on this one just yet.
WWDC Chances: Medium
iOS 6 Debut and Mountain Lion Release Date
We already know that Apple plans to release a new version of OS X called Mountain Lion after the company released a developer preview in February. The company may use WWDC as a chance to announce Mountain Lion's release date, according to Bloomberg. Apple has already said to expect Mountain Lion in late summer.
The past two OSX updates, Snow Leopard and Lion, were released in August 2009 and July 2011, respectively. During WWDC 2011 Apple only said it planned to release Lion in July and then officially released the new OS on July 20. Given that WWDC is a developer's conference, perhaps Apple will release the near-final version of Mountain Lion (known as the gold master) to developers. Chances are good it might give a ballpark time frame for Mountain Lion's release, but don't count on a specific release date just yet.
As for iOS 6, again this is a developer's conference, so count on Apple to at least give a sneak peek at the expected mobile refresh.
WWDC Chances: Medium
iPhone 5
Just like every year since 2007, there's a new iPhone expected in 2012. What we don't know is when it will launch. Between 2007 and 2010 Apple unveiled its newest iPhone models during WWDC, but then threw that pattern into disarray in 2011 when it released the iPhone 4S in October. The latest rumors suggest the next iPhone will be thinner and faster (as usual), sporting an LTE cellular radio, and perhaps a slightly larger screen. Whatever features the new iPhone has the next Apple smartphone will be an immediate hit, according to a PCWorld/Macworld study. In other news, the sky is blue.
WWDC Chances: Low
Apple Television Set
You can't talk about Apple rumors without mentioning the most popular rumor of them all. Speculation about an Apple television set has run rampant across gadget blogs since the October release of Walter Isaacson's biography of Steve Jobs, Apple's recently deceased cofounder, and former CEO and chairman. The New York Times also fed the flames of Apple television hysteria with a report claiming that Apple would almost certainly release a television set as early as 2013. Given the focus on iOS and OS X, and speculation about new MacBooks, iCloud updates, not to mention iOS 6 and Mountain Lion, an Apple television set feels unlikely for WWDC.
WWDC Chances: Low
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text: Last September, LinkedIn announced Signal, a new product that streams updates and news from your contacts. Similar to Facebook's News Feed and Twitter streams, many use the feature, LinkedIn says, as a method to keep up to date on what their connections are doing and what they're reading online.One lesser-known utilization of LinkedIn Signal, however, is for job hunting. Signal's comprehensive filters\u2014in addition to a few other features\u2014make it surprisingly easy to find job postings in the city, industry and even company that you want.Here are step-by-step instructions on how to use this LinkedIn product to narrow your job search, as well as some tips for achieving success.How to Use LinkedIn Signal to Job HuntThere are three ways you can find Signal. Select it under "News" from the main toolbar, type www.linkedin.com\/signal into your browser or click the magnifying glass next to "Search Updates" found between your status update box and your network updates.The page displayed will feature aggregated posts and updates from your LinkedIn connections, as well as their Twitter feeds, if they've linked their accounts. Because Signal pulls in information from Twitter as well as LinkedIn updates, your job hunt will likely return a more comprehensive list of results, and will likely include leads on open positions that you may not find on traditional job boards.[Want more LinkedIn tips, tricks and analysis? Check out CIO.com's LinkedIn Bible.]\n\n\n\n\n \nNotice the first filter on the left side of the page: "Network." 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You can select one or more of these if appropriate, or use the search field under each of them to narrow results to something more specific.While there are many filters you can choose from\u2014and even more if you have a paid LinkedIn account\u2014there are a few you should focus on:Time: LinkedIn Signal aggregates posts as far back as two weeks, so many job leads will likely still be fresh. For the latest job leads, filter results by "Last Day."Industry: One of the easiest ways to cut back on the number of results returned is by selecting the industry in which you want to work. If you're open to working in any industry, select two or more. 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Cameron '79 Brings Citywide Art Show to New Orleans
During a post-Katrina panel discussion with a group of New Orleans-based artists in early 2006, Dan Cameron '79, then-senior curator at the New Museum of Contemporary Art in New York, just blurted it out: "A biennial would go really, really well in New Orleans."
Now almost three years later, Cameron is helping revitalize the historically arts-rich city with the largest international biennial of contemporary art ever organized in the United States.
Prospect.1, which opened November 1, displays the works of 81 artists from 38 countries in museums, historic buildings and other found sites throughout New Orleans.
Cameron, founding director and chief curator of the event, said it was conceived as a way to "help expand on New Orleans' already rich cultural profile and galvanize art world participation in the city's post-Katrina rebound."
Organizers expect the 11-week event to draw upwards of 100,000 visitors from around the world.
The New York Times said Cameron "seems to have sensed that in the city's rawness a different kind of biennial was waiting to break free ... It proves that biennials can be just as effective when pulled off without bells, whistles, big bucks and the usual suspects. Maybe even more effective, especially if the local cultural soil is spectacularly fertile, and if there's a citywide need for uplift."
Cameron, who was recently appointed director of visual arts at the Contemporary Arts Center in New Orleans, has organized numerous large-scale and international exhibitions, including Dirty Yoga, the 2006 Taipei Biennial; NY Interrupted at Beijing 's pkm Gallery; and Poetic Justice, the 2003 International Istanbul Biennial. While chief curator at the New Museum of Contemporary Art in New York from 1995-2006, he organized retrospective exhibitions on the work of numerous mid-career artists from the U.S. and abroad, as well as acclaimed survey exhibitions like East Village USA and Living Inside the Grid.


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The Best Quotes From Saul Alinsky's "Rules For Radicals."
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Ironically, one of the hottest new books for conservatives is far left-winger Saul Alinsky's Rules for Radicals, which was written way back in 1971.
After reading the book, my personal opinion is that Alinsky was a brilliant yet cynical, habitually dishonest, utterly amoral human being with a deep understanding of large swathes of human nature. Was he a good guy? No, not at all. But, is there a lot conservatives can learn from his tactics? Absolutely. Some of it we can apply and some of it we can see how the Left has applied it against us. With that in mind, here are the quotes that jumped out at me in Alinsky's tome:
This failure of many of our younger activists to understand the art of communication has been disastrous. Even the most elementary grasp of the fundamental idea that one communicates within the experience of his audience — and gives full respect to the other's values — would have ruled out attacks on the American flag. — P. xviii
As an organizer I start where the world is, as it is, not as I would like it to be. That we accept the world as it is does not in any sense weaken our desire to change it into what we believe it should be — it is necessary to begin where the world is if we are going to change it to what we think it should be. — P. xix
"Power comes out of the barrel of a gun!" is an absurd ralling cry when the other side has all the guns. — xxi
A reformation means that masses of our people have reached the point of disillusionment with past ways and values. They don't know what will work but they do know that the prevailing system is self-defeating, frustrating, and hopeless. They won't act for change, but won't strongly oppose those who do. The time is then ripe for revolution. — xxii
But the answer I gave the young radicals seemed to me the only realistic one: "Do one of three things. One, go find a wailing wall and feel sorry for yourselves. Two, go psycho and start bombing — but this only swings : people to the right. Three, learn a lesson. Go home, organize, build power and at the next convention, you be the delegates." — xxiii
The preferred world can be seen any evening on television in the succession of programs where the good always wins — that is, until the late evening newscast, when suddenly we are plunged into the world as it is. Political realists see the world as it is: an arena of power politics moved primarily by perceived immediate self-interests, where morality is rhetorical rationale for expedient action and self-interest. Two examples would be the priest who wants to be a bishop and bootlicks and politicks his way up, justifying it with the rationale, "After I get to be bishop I'll use my office for Christian reformation," or the businessman who reasons, "First I'll make my million and after that I'll go for the real things in life," Unfortunately one changes in many ways on the road to the bishopric or the first million, and then one says, "I'll wait until I'm a cardinal and then I can be more effective," or "I can do a lot more after I get two million" — and so it goes. In this world laws are written for the lofty aim of "the common good" and then acted out in life on the basis of the common greed. — P.12-13
It is not a world of peace and beauty and dispassionate rationality, but as Henry James once wrote, "Life is, in fact, a battle. Evil is insolent and strong; beauty enchanting, but rare; goodness very apt to be weak; folly very apt to be defiant; wickedness to carry the day; imbeciles to be in great places, people of sense in small, and mankind generally unhappy. But the world as it stands is no narrow illusion, no phantasm, no evil dream of the night; we wake up to it again forever and ever; and we can neither forget it nor deny it nor dispence with it." Henry James' statement is an affirmation of that of Job: "The life of man upon earth is a warfare…" — P.14
The most unethical of all means is the non-use of any means. It is this species of man who so vehemently and militantly participated in that clasically idealistic debate at the old League of Nations on the ethical differences between defensive and offensive weapons. Their fears of action drive them to refuge in an ethics so divorced for the politics of life that it can apply only to angels, not men. — P.26
One's concern with the ethics of means and ends varies inversely with one's personal interest in the issue. — P.26
…The secretary inquired how Churchill, the leading British anti-communist, could reconcile himself to being on the same side as the Soviets. Would Churchill find it embarassing and difficult to ask his government to support the communists? Churchill's reply was clear and unequivocal: "Not at all. I have only one purpose, the destruction of Hitler, and my life is much simplified thereby. If Hitler invaded Hell I would at least make a favorable reference to the Devil in the House of Commons." — P.29
The fifth rules of the ethics of means and ends is that concern with ethics increases with the number of means available and vice versa. To the man of action the first criterion in determining which means to employ is to assess what means are available. Reviewing and selecting available means is done on a straight utilitarian basis — will it work? Moral questions may enter when one chooses among equally effective alternate means. — P.32
The seventh rule of ethics and means and ends is that generally success or failure is a mighty determinant of ethics. The judgment of history leans heavily on the outcome of success and failure; it spells the difference between the traitor and the patriotic hero. There can be no such thing as a successful traitor, for if one succeeds he becomes a founding father. P.34
The ninth rule of the ethics of means and ends is that any effective means is automatically judged by the opposition as being unethical. — P.35
The tenth rule of the ethics of rules and means is that you do what you can with what you have and clothe it in moral arguments. …the essence of Lenin's speeches during this period was "They have the guns and therefore we are for peace and for reformation through the ballot. When we have the guns then it will be through the bullet." And it was. — P.36-37
Eight months after securing independence (from the British), the Indian National Congress outlawed passive resistance and made it a crime. It was one thing for them to use the means of passive resistance against the previous Haves, but now in power they were going to ensure that this means would not be used against them. — P.43
All effective actions require the passport of morality. — P.44
But to the organizer, compromise is a key and beautiful word. It is always present in the pragmatics of operation. It is making the deal, getting that vital breather, usually the victory. If you start with nothing, demand 100 per cent, then compromise for 30 per cent, you're 30 per cent ahead. — P.59
The organizer becomes a carrier for the contagion of curiousity, for a people asking "why" are beginning to rebel. — P.72
To realistically appraise and anticipate the probably reactions of the enemy, he must be able to identify with them, too, in his imagination and forsee their reactions to his actions. — P.74
With very rare exceptions, the right things are done for the wrong reasons. It is futile to demand that men do the right thing for the right reason — this is a fight with a windmill. — P.76
The moment one gets into the area of $25 million and above, let alone a billion, the listener is completely out of touch, no longer really interested because the figures have gone above his experience and almost are meaningless. Millions of Americans do not know how many million dollars make up a billion. — P.96
If the organizer begins with an affirmation of love for people, he promptly turns everyone off. If, on the other hand, he begins with a denunciation of exploiting employers, slum landlords, police shakedowns, gouging merchants, he is inside their experience and they accept him. — P.98
The job of the organizer is to maneuver and bait the establishment so that it will publicly attack him as a "dangerous enemy." — P.100
The organizer dedicated to changing the life of a particular community must first rub raw the resentments of the people of the community; fan the latent hostilities of many of the people to the point of overt expression. He must search out controversy and issues, rather than avoid them, for unless there is controversy people are not concerned enough to act. — P.116-117
Always remember the first rule of power tactics: Power is not only what you have but what the enemy thinks you have.
The second rule is: Never go outside the experience of your people.
…The third rule is: Whereever possible go outside the experience of the enemy. Here you want to cause confusion, fear, and retreat.
…the fourth rule is: Make the enemy live up to their own book of rules.
…the fourth rule carries within it the fifth rule: Ridicule is man's most potent weapon.
…the sixth rule is: A good tactic is one that your people enjoy.
…the seventh rule : is: A tactic that drags on too long becomes a drag.
…the eighth rule: Keep the pressure on.
…the ninth rule: The threat is usually more terrifying than : the thing itself.
The tenth rule: The major premise for tactics is the development of operations that will maintain a constant pressure upon the opposition.
…The eleventh rule is: If you push a negative hard and deep enough it will break through into its counterside.
…The twelth rule: The price of a successful attack is a constructive alternative.
…The thirteenth rule: Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it. — P.126-129
One acts decisively only in the conviction that all the angels are on one side and all the devils on the other. A leader may struggle toward a decision and weigh the merits and demerits of a situation which is 52 per cent positive and 48 per cent negative, but once the decision is reached he must assume that his cause is 100 per cent positive and the opposition 100 per cent negative. He can't toss forever in limbo, and avoid decision. He can't weigh arguments or reflect endlessly — he must decide and act. — P.134
It should be remembered that you can threaten the enemy and get away with it. You can insult and annoy him, but the one thing that: is: unforgivable and that is certain to get him to react is to laugh at him. This causes irrational anger. — P.134-135
I have on occasion remarked that I felt confident that I could persuade a millionaire on a Friday to subsidize a revolution for Saturday out of which he would make a huge profit on Sunday even though he was certain to be executed on Monday. — P.150
For example, since the Haves publicly pose as the custodians of responsbility, morality, law, and justice (which are frequently strangers to each others), they can be constantly pushed to live up to their own book of morality and regulations. No organizations, including organized religion, can live up to the letter of its own book. You can club them to death with their "book" of rules and regulations. This is what that great revolutionary, Paul of Tarsus, knew when he wrote to the Corinthians: "Who also hath made us able ministers of the New Testament; not of the letter, but of the spirit, for the letter killeth." — P.152
The difference between fact and history was brought home when I was a visiting professor at a certain Eastern university. Two candidates there were taking their written examinations for the doctorate in community organization and criminology. I persuaded the president of this college to get me a copy of this examination and when I answered the questions the departmental head graded my paper, knowing only that I was an anonymous friend of the president. Three of the questions were on the philosophy of Saul Alinksy. I answered two of them incorrectly. I did not know what my philosophy or motivations were; but they did! — P.168
Many of the lower middle class are members of labor unions, churches, bowling clubs, fraternal, service, and nationality organizations. They are organizations and people that must be worked with as one would work with any other part of our populations — with respect, understanding, and sympathy. To reject them is to lose them by default. They will not shrivel and disappear. You can't switch channels and get rid of them. This is what you have been doing in your radicalized dream world but they are here and will be. — P.189
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Annual Events
No matter what the season, there is always something interesting going on in the Garden State. Most of the events and festivals benefit charities in some way, a testament to the good will of our citizens. Here are just a few of the many events happening across our state:
Quick Check New Jersey Festival of Ballooning
Here in Readington NJ, the skies fill with the sight of majestic hot air balloons for three days each July. Over 125 Balloons of different shapes and sizes are featured during the festival, which now attracts hundreds of thousands of visitors each year. Mass ascensions take place in the morning and evening (the safest launch times) each day. While the entire festival grounds offer great views of the balloons, many want to know what it is like to float high above the earth. Balloon rides are popular with young and old alike, and early-morning rides provide a unique way to experience a sunrise. Not only are there balloons galore, there is food, music, arts and crafts and a fireworks show. In the evenings the balloons line up on the launch field with their balloons re-inflated. The pilots then ignite their propane burners and the balloons light up with a firefly-like glow that is enchanting. One shouldn't miss this uplifting experience.
Fleet New Jersey Fresh Seafood Festival
The bounty of the Atlantic is the focus of this two-day outdoor festival in mid June. From crab cakes to swordfish sandwiches, fresh seafood dishes draw in hungry crowds every summer (for those who don't like seafood, there are many vendors who supply alternative meals). Celebrity chefs and students from the local culinary academy give cooking demonstrations each day as well. The hints and recipes provided at the Festival will help even the most timid backyard chefs improve their seafood meals. A large amusement area is filled with rides and activities for children, and the Marine Science Pavilion is stocked with exhibits and touch tanks to educate the public about aquatic life. The festival also features live music by local artists, arts and crafts and boat cruises. Much of the proceeds each year go to local charities and scholarship funds, with particular attention paid to marine organizations.
The Lions Strawberry Fair
This family-oriented event takes place in Oceanport NJ during the end of May. The six-day event is filled with rides, games, America's largest traveling petting zoo, exhibits, live entertainment and contests. The fair is an official State of New Jersey Agricultural Department event, and the agricultural education tent is packed with informative displays and programs. A large variety of delicious foods are for sale at the fair, but the most popular is usually the Lions Club's Strawberry Shortcake. At the Lions Strawberry Fair; guests can ride a camel, taste locally grown food, and learn all about the community all in one place. All of the Lions Club's fair proceeds go to charitable causes.
New Jersey State Fair
Each August New Jersey's farming heritage takes center stage at the annual state fair, as many of the exhibits and shows reflect the agricultural roots of the country. Agricultural events range from flower and garden displays to 4-H exhibits to livestock shows to competitive cook-offs. Also included in the fair is the well-known Sussex County Farm and Horse Show. Featuring barrel races, jump exhibitions, and breed shows; the Farm and Horse Show is always a popular part of the fair. Aside from the agricultural events, one will find a large carnival area, Home economics and arts pavilion, a midway stocked with great fair food, and a number of musical performances throughout the fair.
The Annual State Chamber/Bank of America Walk to Washington
This has been a tradition since 1937. While this may sound like a grueling march, this unrivaled networking opportunity actually begins with a train ride from stops in Metro Park, New Brunswick, Trenton, Philadelphia and Wilmington to the final destination in our nation's capital. Once there, the 2,000 attendees meet for the annual Congressional Dinner and formal program. The dinner features speeches by New Jersey's most influential political figures, a cocktail reception, comedy show, and an elegant dinner. Organized by the New Jersey State Chamber of Commerce and held each January, the Walk is an incredible opportunity for the state's top business executives to interact with the people shaping New Jersey's present and future. Many top name businesses such as Bank of America, Blue Cross Blue Shield of New Jersey and Verizon Wireless sponsor the Walk to Washington each year.


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my daughter, the mastermind
on the end of Serial season one
"But the real pull of the show wasn't the promise of solving the mystery, it was seeing just how thick and convoluted the mystery became. Listening…
today's top read
"I don't know what to do with good white people."
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Zen Pencils takes on "Ozymandis."


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Vonage has a problem and its getting worse. Long ridiculed for poor customer service and lousy quality now they've chosen to take the non-comment approach when they get asked about that by a writer from the New York Times of all places.
Last I recall Vonage was based in the metro New York City area....If you can't be friendly with the customers or the backyard media that says a lot to me these days.


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