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"The bans will continue until morale improves!"
ChiefjusticeDS is, by all accounts, currently the most universally hated administrator on Uncyclopedia, and for good reason; he achieved this level of paragon loathing in much the same way as any other supposedly competent administrator - by generally doing what others like to call 'good stuff' and being earnest and predictable whilst interacting with the userbase. Effectively a judge, jury and executioner of the website, he deals with everything from maintenance to enforcing the justice. But with a name like 'ChiefjusticeDS', it had to be inevitable that this would be the case, as inevitable as the cabbage.
This justice, however, is precisely the problem. People do not like to conform, certainly not to the standards of what they perceive as 'others'. Entering a new environment, an individual will immediately apply its own preconceptions of what is 'good' and 'bad', subconsciously judging it for whatever is visible past the lens of these hamsters. He kills the hamsters, all of them, and so it will catalyse conflict, and due to his tendency to deal primarily with unregistered users and other newcomers, ChiefjusticeDS is invariably connected to these conflicts, and as such he will be both the one to begin them and the one to end them, and so he is hated, deplored, despised. Deleting articles, reverting vandals and banning users, this administrator, more than any other, has already attracted the worst sort of retribution and disdain from those with whom he interacts.
And you know what? He fully deserves it. Fuck him, I say.
Fuck ChiefjusticeDS. He is a horrible, terrible administrator.He is also gay and he smells bad
, and to top it all off, he killed my hamster.
He killed my hamster.
ChiefjusticeDS is a horrible, terrible administrator
But ChiefjusticeDS is simply the worst of the worst of what Uncyclopedia has to offer. He is also the most inconsiderate, inconsistent, incontinent poopyhead with whom I have ever had the misfortune of interacting, to such extremes that I am positively livid at the merest contemplation of the fellow. Really, I hate him.
It's his personality. Such an individual would not normally manage to subsist within the social bounds of any civilised society, thus is the extent of the deplorability of his persona. It is precisely because of such folk that societies develop an underclass - undesirables are delegated to become serfs -the untouchables, the unclean
. Unworthy and unseen. These are the people who take out the garbage, the people who climb into the manholes and sort out the inner workings, the people who keep unsightly things running and with any decency, stay out of the way of the rest of us. The ones that do not touch our hamsters.
And yet ChiefjusticeDS does... he is clearly not a part of this underclass, despite his intolerable demeanour. No, the carrotface assuredly struts around as if he owns the place, reverting and removing and remanding and mandating like no tomorrow. If he cannot get his way, he makes it, and if anyone should slight him, he lashes out with a force of finality and apathy. He cares not as he tramples upon those beneath him; to him, it is like stepping on bugs, but even more meaningless. Just awful, but he is simply so horrible.
ChiefjusticeDS is gay
"Oh I'm extremely gay."
To complicate and deprecate matters even further, ChiefjusticeDS also happens to be gayer than cabbage. While the sheer horror of it hamster. Hamster hamster, oh god, he killed my hamster! But... but that's not it. He's gay! I have it on good authority that he is so very gay that he sneezes rainbows. Double rainbows. All the way. Indeed, that he is a true friend of Dorothy; perfectly befitting the utter horror that he is, it would seem that the rat bastard is the gayest thing since Queer Eye. Gay! I could make an arbitrary scale, from Not Particularly Gay to Excessively Gay, on the order of the likes of Brokeback Mountain, with markers at Winking at Men Suggestively, and Going Into Gay Bars, and Gay Bestiality and the like, but why? Why bother? ChiefjusticeDS would simply fall off the scale.
He is just so gay.
Given time and space and place, the gaiety of ChiefjusticeDS, in fact, the very cabbage will grow on everything. It is not a matter of the thing itself, but the spread and the composition and the reciprocal cycles of disastrous consequences. No, ChiefjusticeDS may be gay, but the real issue lies with the cabbage; everywhere he passes, the cabbage grows. You see it? There! Everywhere. The smell of it, the feel, the eyesore. With every user on whom he passes judgement and every article he destroys, there is cabbage, more upon more upon more, multiplying exponentially with each other and with him in a cornucopia of badness.
ChiefjusticeDS smells bad
Believe me, I have smelled some pretty terrible things in my life, but never before had I encountered anything so unpleasant on the nose as this administrator. A giant cabbage, he smells the part - a boiling, fermenting, disintegrating cabbage. Yet no single or composite cabbage could ever compare to the monumental cabbage that is ChiefjusticeDS.
I fucking hate cabbage. It is worse than broccoli, worse than peas, worse than beets. Hells, the stuff is even worse than cauliflower and artichokes. It is cabbage. It is as bad as Brussels sprouts, because, in fact, it is Brussels sprouts, and my hamster is dead, and Brussels sprouts are it. Cabbage. This is the unspeakable horror which reigns here, the stagnating degradation of all that is unclean, and I hate it with utter, unadulterated loathing. It ruined my life, with one single plate, one insistent mother, one horrible meal and I was thrown out of the house, out of the civilised world, onto the street and left to fend for myself, and everything turned upside-side down. Because of cabbage. It ruined my life, and my hamster! ChiefjusticeDS killed her!
ChiefjusticeDS killed my hamster
He killed my hamster, my sweet, dear Genevive. He killed her, cold blood, warm blood, heartless. Lifeless, it is all the same: dead. My beloved hamster, dead! And he used cabbage, I just know it.
I know it because I saw it. As if I was there, I saw it, and I still see it now, just know it happened, such brutality. Such destruction; the partially dissolved lifeless husk did not even resemble a hamster at all,let alone my dear, sweet murdered Genevive
. And then I saw the note, or heard his words, or something, but now they ring in my head. So pitiful, terrible, and so very powerful, the human need to gloat, to gloat, to feel superior, as illusory as the feeling may or may not be. Human nature is to take power and to flaunt it and to let one's helpless victims know that, indeed, one is responsible; and that, indeed, they are powerless to do anything about it. Choiceless. Animal nature, evolution, may the best one live. And so it was; these simple phrases clamouring in my mind, claiming responsibility, claming power, claiming pride. And my hamster is dead. The beast of a cabbage killed my Genevive.
And now, now, staring now at her lifeless, shapeless corpse, I can think of only one possible course of action, one single choice. The cabbage is everywhere, and ChiefjusticeDS has gone too far this time, huffed too much, blocked too many, killed a hamster and subsequently tread on one whom he simply should not have. I hear his voice even now, I... No. This is too much. I will not be the underclass for this under user. I will not stand for it. The cabbage must fall!
It must...
Fuck ChiefjusticeDS
The cabbages. So many cabbages, everywhere. Watching me. Speaking to me, tormenting, taunting, and my hamster, my Genevive, she is dead! And the cabbages are going on and on and they killed her, they killed me. He killed me.
Well, fuck him. Fuck ChiefjusticeDS, and hells, fuck the the administrators in general; they're all cabbages, every last one of them! Fuck Uncyclopedia! I will have revenge, I will destroy them! I will destroy them all, destroy them like coleslaw, like bad smells, like a hamster cuddling a rock. I know where to find them, where to go. The voices are consistent now. The knowledge pristine. It's all there.
I know what to do. The cabbages...
Like... clockwork?
Yes. I understand, now. I understand perfectly. Yes.
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28 November 2010
LONDON, England -- Maurice Foont, who gave an address in Epping, was arrested late Thursday for the attempted Breaking and Entering of a Tesco supermarket past closing.
Police were alerted when Foont set off the store's alarm system. "Looks like he was trying to pry the door open with a cheesegrater," Chief D. Sartel told reporters.
Mr Foont tried to flee, but was quickly subdued by several policemen, some in riot gear. According to Chief Sartel, "After countless reports of vandalism in the area, we weren't taking any chances; we suspected that a new gang was at work. From the apparent state of the the suspect's mind, however, it looks like he managed it all on his own. Clearly crazed, he kept muttering something about 'bringing down the cabbage' as well as something about a hamster."
"The public needn't be concerned," said Chief Sartel. "We have a place for people like him. He can cool his heels for, say, 48 hours."
Police spokesmen, speaking off the record, said the "place" is the "Thames River Sanatorium." Detainees there are treated with the utmost of care and respect.
- An original, untouched manuscript deploring the gaiety of ChiefjusticeDS
- Pee Review guide: A long-lost guidebook demonstrating the passive aggressiveness which ChiefjusticeDS has brought out in others
- An open letter to Mordillo regarding similar issues
- UnBooks:ChiefjusticeDS and Me - The Diary of an Uncyclopedia Noob
- Uncyclopedia Teabagger's Movement
- RabbiTechno ChiefjusticeDS - evidence that ChiefjusticeDS is not the only one of such disfortunate demeanour
- Codeine is a fat cunt: An album inspired by another such individual
- RABBITECHNO U DUCK: Apparently, RabbiTechno is now a duck, not unlike how ChiefjusticeDS is a cabbage
- Another such deploration
- A victim attempts literary therapy after an interaction with a similar unfortunate individual
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And here's me and my dad in 1977, when I was three years old:
But in 1987, my Dad and I shared an unexpected interest. He took me to see Wall Street, and I became entranced by the exciting world of stock trading.
As a teenager, I reaffirmed my true love for art. As a grown-up, my joy and job is learning, creating and sharing art. Would I have been wealthier as a stock broker? Yes. Am I happier as an artist? Yes.
In retrospect, what I valued most was the time my dad and I spent together, knowing we had something in common.
And I presented it to him:
Thank you, Dad.

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Greenland Travel Guide
Occupying the no man's land at the top of the Atlantic Ocean, Greenland doesn't really seem to belong anywhere. Though it has historical and cultural ties to Denmark, the immense island is part of the North American continent yet often remains overlooked by travellers.
However, the mysterious island holds secret wonders in its stunning Nordic landscape, including majestic mountain ranges, jagged fjords, and giant glaciers. Sparsely populated, Greenland is a paradise for outdoor adventurers keen on activities such as kayaking, hunting, fishing, mountaineering, dog sledding, whale watching, and scuba diving.
Truly an all-season travel destination, Greenland is also a popular place to see both the Northern Lights and the famed Midnight Sun, which keeps the northern parts of the island sunny for weeks on end in summer.
Though Greenland's population is small and scattered, the cultures of the local Inuit tribes blend with the heavy Scandinavian influences to create a unique blend of Europe and North America that proves fascinating to intrepid explorers. Many quaint villages lie along the country's west coast, including popular towns such as Nanortalik, Qassiarsuk, and the capital city of Nuuk.
The towns and cities of Greenland can't compete with global capitals in terms of nightlife and shopping, but the frontier feel of the settlements is supported by good infrastructure for active holidays, including good hotels and restaurants, interesting museums, and cultural attractions.
Largely unexplored by package holiday tourists, travelling to Greenland allows an opportunity to trek off the beaten path and experience the undiscovered treasures of the north Atlantic.


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John E. Jones III
John E. Jones III is an activist federal judge notable for ruling that intelligent design is another name for creationism in the Kitzmiller v. Dover Area School District case.[1] Jones is also widely recognized as a former Republican nominee for the US House of Representatives.[2]
Judge Jones is a Republican judge from Pennsylvania, and was appointed by President George W. Bush[3] after being recommended by ultra-conservative and pro-life firebrand US Senator Rick Santorum.[4] Perhaps Jones' most famous ruling, that of the Kitzmiller v. Dover Area School District case, was brought by the parents of 11 students from the Dover school district to remove intelligent design from district classrooms. Jones ruled that it should be removed, and this has sparked a controversy. Ann Coulter called Judge Jones a "hack."[3]
Jones, who has been a member of the liberal Protestant denomination Evangelical Lutheran Church in America (a denomination which has homosexual clergy),[5] had previously served as the state attorney for D.A.R.E in Pennsylvania, chairman of the Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board, and avid volunteer for the Boy Scouts of America.[6]
Kitzmiller v. Dover Area School District ruling
Legal scholars Jay D. Wexler and Arnold H. Loewy questioned Judge Jones's ruling.[7]
In his ruling, Judge Jones plagiarized material from ACLU briefs.[8][9][10][11] The Discovery Institute states that Judge Jones followed the ACLU and ignored contrary facts.[12]
After the trial, Judge Jones ordered the school district to pay over $2 million in legal fees to the ACLU's side. Just prior to Judge Jones' ruling, though, the usually-conservative Dover school district elected eight new members to the executive board, all eight of whom opposed inclusion of ID in science classrooms at the local high school.[13] Because of this turnover, it was exceedingly unlikely that the decision would be appealed by the Dover Area School District.
Jones later made statements making clear that he knew that he had engaged in judicial activism in the case.[14]
Dickinson College Commencement Address
In December 2006, a Discovery Institute blogger suggested that Judge Jones plagiarized a scholar's book in his Dickinson College commencement speech and gave a comparison of the speech and the scholar's work.[15] The source is currently acknowledged in the online published text of the speech.[16]
- ↑ Grier , Peter and Josh Burek Banned in Biology Class: Intelligent Design Christian Science Monitor
- ↑ [1]
- ↑ 3.0 3.1 Cohn, Robert A. Judge explains 'intelligent design' ruling St. Louis Jewish Light January 1, 2008
- ↑ https://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/18/national/18judge.html
- ↑ http://ichabodthegloryhasdeparted.blogspot.com/2008/05/famous-lutherans.html
- ↑ http://www.pamd.uscourts.gov/kitzmiller/jonesbio.htm
- ↑ Luskin, Casey Kitzmiller Plaintiffs' Attorney Uses Ridicule and Harsh Rhetoric against Legal Scholars Who Question Judge Jones Evolution News March 16, 2007
- ↑ Moore, Art Judge copied ACLU in anti-intelligent design ruling World Net Daily
- ↑ West, John G. and David K. DeWolf (December 12, 2006) A Comparison of Judge Jones' Opinion in Kitzmiller v. Dover with Plaintiffs' Proposed "Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law" Discovery Institute.
- ↑ Luskin, Casey (January 26, 2007) A Response to Darwinist Defenders of Judge Jones' Copying from the ACLU Evolution News
- ↑ Judge Jones even copied a misspelling of Antony Flew
- ↑ Crowther, Robert (December 21, 2005)Judge Jones Follows ACLU, Ignores Contrary Facts Evolution News
- ↑ https://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/21/education/21evolution.html?_r=1&pagewanted=2
- ↑ http://www.evolutionnews.org/2007/11/judge_jones_admits_the_activis.html
- ↑ Did Judge Jones Plagiarize Scholar's Book in Dickinson College Commencement Speech? (Robert Crowther, 2006)
- ↑ Judge John E. Jones, Commencement Address (Dickinson College, May 19-21, 2006). Accessed April 21, 2007.


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Bell Inc., Sioux Falls, SD, has chosen Bob Daeschler as director of sales and business development.
Great Lakes Integrated has promoted Jason Schultz to director of marketing. In addition, the Cleveland-based marketing services provider has expanded its sales team with two new account executives: Karen Masters and Michael Radivoj.
The U.S. Government Printing Office (GPO) in Washington, DC, has named Melissa Hatfield as director of labor relations, overseeing the labor relations program that involves 12 unions.
Josh Bryzelak is now president of Sir Speedy Scottsdale, a Prisma company based in Scottsdale, AZ.
Bill Hayes has stepped down from his role as president and CEO at H.C. Miller in Green Bay, WI; however, he will remain chairman. Assuming his former position is Tom Sonntag, previously president of Resource One.
Mossberg & Co. of South Bend, IN, has expanded its national account team by hiring Ben Roseland. He has more than 10 years of experience in the fine arts and is also the owner of the Ben Roseland Studio & Gallery in Granger, IN.
After serving as the acting Public Printer since 2012, Davita Vance-Cooks' title of Public Printer has been unanimously confirmed by the U.S. Senate. As such, she will lead the U.S. Government Printing Office.
Benjamin Bowman Jr. has been promoted to president at Worth Higgins and Associates in Richmond, VA, a position previously held by Richard LaReau. LaReau will continue as CEO.
Two new executives have been appointed at Access Images, FLM Graphics' business unit in Fairfield, NJ. Theresa Sutton has been named vice president of sales, and John Gagliardi is director of Access Images' Mobile Interactive Solutions. Both Sutton and Gagliardi were formerly with the Ace Group.
The following owners joined Proforma's network: Chris Smith, Phix Activate, Powered by Proforma in Roswell, GA; Terry and Teresa Waters, NVUS Design, Powered by Proforma in Farmington, UT; Doug Boyer, Proforma Innovative Services in Stow, OH; Kasey Rhodes, Proforma GRO Marketing in Austin, TX; John and Sheena Payne, Global Payne Solutions, Powered by Proforma in Allen, TX; Ramon Espinoza, Proforma Lone Star Marketing Concepts in San Antonio; Scott Nelms, Proforma Press On in Louisville, KY; Phil Allemang, Chris and Wendy Nelson, Proforma US Marketing in Shawnee, KS; Steve and Stephen Viglione, Proforma S&B Marketing Solutions in Plainville, CT; and David Lower, Brand Circle Powered by Proforma in Eagle, ID.
At AlphaGraphics in Salt Lake City, Dave Buzza has been promoted to chief development officer and Darrin Hicks was hired as vice president of special projects. Buzza has been with the company since 2008, most recently serving as vice president of global development, and Hicks served as the CFO and COO of BaseCamp Franchising.
Located in Houston, Southeast Media has named Jere Ames-Johnson as its new CEO. Ames-Johnson previously served as vice president of sales and marketing for McCormick Armstrong.


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I recall my dad telling me that EVERYTHING would be on laser disc in the future. I told him that nothing the size of a record was going to replace the cassette tape, and I was kind of right.
I love iTunes as well, precisely because so much music on CDs is crap and I'd rather get just the good songs. Perhaps production will change in a revolutionary way. Maybe great songs will be produced that don't result in the creation of giant celebrity personalities. A distributed model, like grid computing. Lots of smaller and different artists collaborating across borders to create one or two hits that make it big.
Of course, the idea of having an ironic enjoyment of sucky music will have to pass, too.


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SALT LAKE CITY (September 6, 2012) – The Utah Jazz announced today that Michael Sanders has been promoted to an assistant coach on Tyrone Corbin's staff, after having spent the 2011-12 season as assistant coach/player development. In a related move, the Jazz has also agreed in principle with veteran NBA Development League coach, and former Jazz scout, Brad Jones to assume Sanders' previous position as assistant coach/player development.
"Moving Mike from player development to the bench is a promotion that he has earned. His strong work ethic and skillset, coupled with his experience as a former player and coach in the NBA and D-League, has proven to be valuable to our franchise and I look forward to working with him closer in his enhanced role," said Utah Jazz Head Coach Tyrone Corbin. "Brad is a well-respected and recognized young coaching talent with a proven track-record of player development. We are very happy to be bringing him back to the Jazz family."
A veteran of the coaching ranks, Sanders recently completed his first season with the Jazz and has previously served as an assistant coach in the NBA for Detroit, Milwaukee and Charlotte. He originally began his coaching career in 1998 as an assistant coach with the Wisconsin Blast of the International Basketball Association (IBA) before becoming head coach of the IBA's Black Hills Gold for the 1999-2000 season. In 2000-01 he then became head coach of the United States Basketball League (USBL)'s Washington Congressionals. In 2000-01 Sanders joined the Detroit Pistons an assistant coach.
The following season he joined the D-League's Asheville Altitude, where he would spend four years as an assistant coach and director of player personnel, helping to lead the franchise to D-League championships in 2004 and 2005. During his time with the Altitude, Sanders also spent three offseasons with the USBL's Adirondack Wildcats as the team's head coach (2002-2004). In 2005, Sanders returned to the NBA, joining the Milwaukee Bucks staff as an assistant coach for two seasons. He then served as an assistant coach and advance scout with the Charlotte Bobcats for the 2007-08 campaign.
Prior to his coaching career, Sanders played 11 seasons in the NBA for four teams – San Antonio (1982-83), Phoenix (1983-88), Cleveland (1987-89, '91-93) and Indiana (1989-92). Originally selected in the fourth round (74th overall) of the 1982 NBA Draft by the Kansas City Kings, Sanders appeared in 648 career games (209 starts) and averaged 8.0 points, 3.0 rebounds and 1.4 assists in 19.1 minutes.
Jones returns to the Jazz after spending the previous two seasons as head coach of the San Antonio Spurs-owned Austin Toros of the D-League. Jones led the Toros to a D-League Championship this past season, defeating the L.A. D-Fenders two games to one in the D-League Finals.
Prior to his time with the Toros, Jones previously spent three seasons as the original head coach of the D-League's Utah Flash (2007-10). As a D-League expansion team, the Flash enjoyed a successful inaugural campaign under Jones finishing the 2007-08 season with a 24-26 mark. A year later the Jones guided the Flash to a 32-18 record and advanced them to the 2009 D-League Finals. The Flash posted a 28-22 record in 2009-10, making a second straight playoff appearance.
During his five-year D-League coaching career, Jones had eight different players under his tutelage called-up up to the NBA a total of 13 times, and also had 12 different NBA players assigned by their respective teams to work with him on a total of 14 D-League assignments.
Prior to joining the Flash, Jones served as a regional scout for the Utah Jazz for six years (2001-2007). Jones also served as the head coach at Lambuth University in Jackson, Tenn., from 1995-2001. During his tenure at the helm of the Eagles he was twice named the Mid-South Conference Coach of the Year and led the school to a pair of conference championships.


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NEW YORK — Nobody was happier about the Hall of Fame shutout than the Hall of Famers themselves.
Goose Gossage, Al Kaline, Dennis Eckersley and others are in no rush to open the door to Cooperstown for anyone linked to steroids.
Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens, Sammy Sosa: Keep 'em all out of our club.
"If they let these guys in ever — at any point — it's a big black eye for the Hall and for baseball," Gossage said in a phone interview with The Associated Press. "It's like telling our kids, 'You can cheat, you can do whatever you want, and it's not going to matter.'"
For only the second time in 42 years, baseball writers failed to elect anyone to the Hall of Fame on Wednesday, sending a firm signal that stars of the Steroids Era will be held to a different standard.
All the awards and accomplishments collected over storied careers by Bonds, Clemens and Sosa — all eligible for the first time — could not offset suspicions those exploits were artificially boosted by performance-enhancing drugs.
"I'm kind of glad that nobody got in this year," Kaline said. "I feel honored to be in the Hall of Fame. And I would've felt a little uneasy sitting up there on the stage, listening to some of these new guys talk about how great they were."
Gossage went even further.
"I think the steroids guys that are under suspicion got too many votes," he said. "I don't know why they're making this such a question and why there's so much debate. To me, they cheated. Are we going to reward these guys?"
Not this year, at least.
Bonds received just 36.2 percent of the vote and Clemens 37.6 in totals announced by the Hall and the Baseball Writers' Association of America, both well short of the 75 percent needed for election — yet still too close for Gossage's taste. Sosa, eighth on the career home run list, got 12.5 percent.
"Wow! Baseball writers make a statement," Eckersley wrote on Twitter. "Feels right."
The results keep the sport's career home-run leader (Bonds) and most decorated pitcher (Clemens) out of Cooperstown — for now. Bonds, Clemens and Sosa have up to 14 more years on the writers' ballot to gain baseball's highest honor.
"Even having just been considered for the first time is already a great honor, and there's always a next time," Sosa said in a statement. "Baseball has been extremely good for me! Kiss to the heaven! It was an honor just to have been nominated. I'm happy about that."
Bonds, baseball's only seven-time MVP, hit 762 home runs — including a record 73 in 2001. He has denied knowingly using performance-enhancing drugs and was convicted of one count of obstruction of justice for giving an evasive answer in 2003 to a grand jury investigating PEDs.
Clemens, the game's lone seven-time Cy Young Award winner, is third in career strikeouts (4,672) and ninth in wins (354). He was acquitted of perjury charges stemming from congressional testimony during which he denied using PEDs.
"If you don't think Roger Clemens cheated, you're burying your head in the sand," Gossage said.
Sosa, who finished with 609 home runs, was among those who tested positive in MLB's 2003 anonymous survey, The New York Times reported in 2009. He told a congressional committee in 2005 that he never took illegal performance-enhancing drugs. He also was caught using a corked bat during his career.
"What really gets me is seeing how some of these players associated with drugs have jumped over many of the greats in our game," Kaline said. "Numbers mean a lot in baseball, maybe more so than in any other sport. And going back to Babe Ruth, and players like Harmon Killebrew and Frank Robinson and Willie Mays, seeing people jump over them with 600, 700 home runs, I don't like to see that.
"I don't know how great some of these players up for election would've been without drugs. But to me, it's cheating," he added. "Numbers are important, but so is integrity and character. Some of these guys might get in someday. But for a year or two, I'm glad they didn't."
Gossage, noting that cyclist Lance Armstrong was stripped of his seven Tour de France titles following allegations that he used performance-enhancing drugs, believes baseball should go just as far. He thinks the record book should be overhauled, taking away the accomplishments of players like Bonds, Sosa, Rafael Palmeiro and Mark McGwire — who has admitted using steroids and human growth hormone during his playing days.
McGwire, 10th on the career home run chart, received 16.9 percent of the vote on his seventh Hall try, down from 19.5 last year.
"I don't know if baseball knows how to deal with this at all," Gossage said. "Why don't they strip these guys of all these numbers? You've got to suffer the consequences. You get caught cheating on a test, you get expelled from school."
Juan Marichal is one Hall of Famer who doesn't see it that way. The former pitcher believes Bonds, Clemens and Sosa belong in Cooperstown.
"I think that they have been unfair to guys who were never found guilty of anything," Marichal said.
"Their stats define them as immortals. That's the reality and that cannot be denied."
The BBWAA election rules say "voting shall be based upon the player's record, playing ability, integrity, sportsmanship, character, and contributions to the team(s) on which the player played."
While much of the focus this year was on Bonds, Clemens and Sosa, every other player with Cooperstown credentials was denied, too.
Craig Biggio, 20th on the career list with 3,060 hits, came the closest. He was chosen on 68.2 percent of the 569 ballots, 39 shy of election. Among other first-year eligibles, Mike Piazza received 57.8 percent and Curt Schilling 38.8. Jack Morris topped holdovers with 67.7 percent.
None of those players have been publicly linked to PED use, so it's difficult to determine whether they fell short due to suspicion, their stats — or the overall stench of the era they played in.
"What we're witnessing here is innocent people paying for the sinners," Marichal said.
Hall of Fame slugger Mike Schmidt said that comes with the territory.
"It's not news that Bonds, Clemens, Sosa, Palmeiro, and McGwire didn't get in, but that they received hardly any consideration at all. The real news is that Biggio and Piazza were well under the 75 percent needed," Schmidt wrote in an email to the AP.
"Curt Schilling made a good point. Everyone was guilty. Either you used PEDs, or you did nothing to stop their use. This generation got rich. Seems there was a price to pay."
At ceremonies in Cooperstown on July 28, the only inductees will be three men who died more than 70 years ago: Yankees owner Jacob Ruppert, umpire Hank O'Day and barehanded catcher Deacon White. They were chosen last month by the 16-member panel considering individuals from the era before integration in 1947.
AP Baseball Writer Ben Walker, AP Sports Writers Ronald Blum and Dan Gelston, and AP freelance writer Dionisio Soldevila contributed to this report.
NEW YORK — Nobody was happier about the Hall of Fame shutout than the Hall of Famers themselves.


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A normal person sees these birds perched on electrical wires and worries about getting crapped on. Jarbas Agnel looks at them and sees musical notes. Maybe he's smarter than the rest of us because the melody is utterly oh-so-sweet-that-I-could-doze-off-right-now.
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Agnel explains that he was simply curious about what sort of tune he could create by transcribing the birds into musical notes. I'm more curious about what would happen if he tried the same with the freckles on someone's back. [Vimeo via Wired]


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Ailments & Illness > Colon Cancer
Colon Cancer - Prevention & Curing Protocol
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This Colon Cancer
Prevention and/or Curing Protocol is for people who are ready to take
the full responsibility for their own health.
"The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it."
Chinese Proverb.
The protocol incorporates lifestyle change, and implements healthy diet, body cleansing, exercises and different traditional and natural therapies. Protocol contains links to other pages that give detail explanation for each part of this program. Please, follow the links, to fully understand all the words. Remember: There is always something that can be done! The first thing to do is to change your mood. If you are depressed, if you are unhappy, you can not be healthy. Advice: start with the Laughing cure!
Laughing provides us with the natural inner massage, and through change of mood it can account for up to 30% of cure!
The Colon Cancer Cause
To understand The Colon Cancer Prevention and Curing Protocol, you should first get familiar with The Colon Cancer Cause
Now, I assume that you know something about what is causing Colon Cancer, so we can continue with the Colon Cancer program.
Colon Cancer Diet
Let's start with most simple part of this program: Colon Cancer diet. When it comes to diet, it is very important to avoid eating Toxins and Foods that Kill. Please follow those links and learn what are The Toxins I am talking about and what are those " Foods that Kill". Now, important part of your diet should also be Water Cure. Please, become familiar with Water Cure. Your Diet should contain: Foods That Heal, Vegetable juices, Fats that Heal, Unrefined Sea Salt. Also, try to understand food tolerance. You can not find the right Colon Cancer diet, unless you fully understand and learn about food tolerance.
Take some time to implement and learn all what you have read here, and then continue reading further.
Body Cleansing (Colon Cancer)
Now, let's start with body cleansing. Body cleansing is extremely important part of every prevention and curing program. You are guessing: "Dietary changes you made are also a form of cleansing." But, most people need more then this, especially when it comes to liver health. Body Cleansing is even important for children. Our internal organs can hold a lot toxins, and sometimes, it is impossible to get those toxins out, without doing cleansing. Our liver can contain hundreds of intrahepatic stones. Those stones will block bile flow, and affect the bases of your health, your digestion. Another problem are parasites. You must learn as much as possible about parasites. And, don't forget also dental toxins.
Let start with cleansing program. You are suppose to do cleansing in this order:
- Bowel cleanse with parasite cleanse
- Dental cleanup (if you can afford it)
- Kidney Cleanse and
- Liver cleanse.
Body Cleansing for Adults:
- Bowel cleanse and Parasite cleanse !
- Dental cleanup - dental work may be one cofactor of your disease: amalgam, root canal, nickel crowns, cavitations (pocket inside jaw bone left after extraction of the wisdom and molar teeth )
- Kidney cleanse
- Liver cleanse and Gallbladder cleanse -liver flush!
Make sure you visit those pages and get more
info. Dental cleanup can take many years. If you have a lot of dental metal, do
not rush to replace it all at once.
Bowel cleanse should be done at least once a year.
Liver cleanse is a procedure that, for best results, should be repeated at least 6 - 10 times, every 2 or 3 weeks.
Kidney cleanse is simple and cheap, many herbs can be used to cleanse kidneys. If you have no kidney stones, even Water Cure could be enough!
Body Cleansing for kids:
Dental cleanup .. Kids older then 8 may need dental cleanup (amalgam) and liver cleanse:
Physical Activity (Colon Cancer)
Physical Activity helps cleansing, it brings balance and relieves
Psycho-physical activities will help you balance your body and will help you relief accumulated stress. You will have to find a form of exercise that suit you. I will just give you a few examples:
Mini Trampoline jumping -
Walk or jog in the nature : Forest, Mountain , river / sea / lake side, beach ... fishing, photo-safari, rowing, riding, golf, ...
Tai Chi, Chi Gong, Meditation ...
Yoga - Hatha, Meditation, Chinese Yoga ...
Martial Arts: Karate, Judo, Kung Fu, Teakwood, Budokai, Uechi, Aikido ...
Dancing, Aerobics, Gymnastics, Stretching ...
Swimming in non-chlorinated water ! ( Best in minerals rich water - Ocean ! )
Weight lifting, ....
Do not exhaust yourself !
Do not exercise with full stomach ! (You may take a walk!)
Do not hurt yourself !
Sweating (Colon Cancer)
Sweating is powerful way to cleanse your body
from accumulated toxins.
- exercise with a lot of clothes
- Sauna
- drink warm tea in a hot room ...
- eat CAYENNE pepper! ...
It is known that some modern industrial toxins and pesticides can leave your body only through sweat glands!
Psychotherapy and Spiritual Therapy
Human body is not just this what we can se. There is more to it. To treat other level of us, to treat soul and to treat mind and unconscious parts of us, I suggest you Hellinger's therapy.
Get in Touch
If you have questions, or if you would like to get in touch with people who are dealing with same problems, then you should visit Public Discussion Board.
There, you can read messages, ask questions and give answers.


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- AnonymousMarch 10, 2013 at 9:44 AM
tried fuduntu on HP 110 mini, 1 ghz Atom CPU. PC is almost intolerable to use on Win 7, but really performs well on Fuduntu. Previously tried SoluOS and Lubuntu 12.04 but both had problems. Only problem with Fuduntu is it will crash after recovering from "sleep". So I shutdown and reboot each time with no problems. Excellent OS and makes the Mini a joy to use.ReplyDeleteReplies
Thanks for sharing your experience. There is a manual adjustment to stopping the post recovery crash. Please check Fuduntu forums.Delete
Hello Mr. Arindam, how to create this Table of Contents page? I have a blog on Windows/Linux and wanna apply for Adsense too. I see your blog has Adsense ads. I want it too :)ReplyDelete
Any way to make it automatically? I can't subscribe here because server error occured so I ask you to send me a copy of answer to my email teknoloid[at]gmail.com. Thank you.Replies
Wow, Mr. Arindam. You don't have to answer. I copy your source code and my page now has same Table of Contents as you. You can see it here: http://linuxwindowsdesktop.blogspot.com/p/table-of-contents.html. Thank you, Mr. Arindam.Delete
I still want to hear your advice in Adsense, for my blog. Thank you.
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You can create your blog first and then register an account by submitting your details and website address at www.google.com/adsense. Once they approve it, you can go ahead putting adsense ads on your blog.
Can you review kaOS later?ReplyDeleteReplies
I downloaded the latest stable version of KaOS. Will review it next week.Delete
Some clarifications of the review of LXLE, particularly boot time. Measuring 'performance' soley based on boot time is half hearted at best, particularly if you don't understand the underpinnings that could account for faster or slower boot times. Yes its true that LXLE boot time is longer than Lubuntu or Peppermint, but why? No one seems to care to ask questions or investigate possibilities. Under the assumption that everything is the same and if it isn't then something is broken. Quite the contrary. The reason for the longer boot time is the use of a system component called 'preload' this component is responsible for loading your commonly used apps faster once you reach the desktop. This is the 'cause' of the longer boot times, its not a measurement of 'performance'. It's really unfair to suggest some type of performance gap due to boot time, it's misleading and uninformed.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousNovember 30, 2015 at 2:25 PM
A review of Makululinux Aero 10 would be nice if you have time. I'm trying it now and it is very Windows7-like. I can see it would make transitioning to Linux from Windows pretty easy.ReplyDelete


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What I'm Wearing | White Peplum + Khaki!12:00 AM
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Your fitting is always amazing (as is your nail colour too!) I love working with pique, I didn´t know the stretch version existed.ReplyDelete
No wonder you bought those shorts in every colour! They are perfect for summer!Replies
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Had to have that pattern after seeing your first one. You look FAB!ReplyDeleteReplies
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You are so chic! I love your accesories too. Love the top in leather and this more casual version.ReplyDeleteReplies
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Fab-U-lous look Erica! This is another pattern I must try. FYI Kristin Wiig wore a top that was a sleeveless view C of this pattern with a matching skirt in her farewell dance/skit on SNL last Saturday. I was intrigued and wondered who designed it.ReplyDelete
Here's the video link
Thanks Terri K, I check out that video!Delete
The top is great on you. I am glad to see it made up as I bought this pattern in my size and my dd's. The pattern says that the waist is 1" above the waist. Is that where yours is after lengthening?ReplyDelete
Yes Nancy, that was my reason for altering. Thanks!ReplyDelete
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Hi Erica I love the top I saw it on Pinterest . I follow you also. I am thinking about the pattern thanks for posting. Shilloute patterns has a similar pattern.So I am on the fence which pattern to get. The top looks great on you. I do have one question did you have to make any other alterations beside the waist? I know I will have to make a FBA and now a waist.So how would you rate the pattern as far as fit besides the waist alteration. It seems like I have problems with vogue patterns and fit thanks for sharing. You have great style!!!ReplyDelete
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Love the matte finish on the knuckle ring and your purse is quite the find.ReplyDelete
Thanks Eclecti A!ReplyDelete
I love both your peplum tops - they're so chic and fabulous on you!ReplyDelete
I made one of these recently but I hadn't realised the waist had intentionally been raised an inch - no wonder it seemed short waisted then! D'oh!Replies
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The Fall 2010 Xbox 360 dashboard update brings some sports, some Zune integration and a fairly sizable UI change. Here's how it works.
The video above gives you a good tour of what the updates bring. There's the changed UI to match the flatness of Windows Phone 7 and Zune HD, the ESPN and Zune video features, Netflix searching and Zune music.
Other than the UI tweaks, there aren't a lot of changes to the core functionality principles of the dashboard itself, other than perhaps the improved Xbox Live party chat and tweaked Avatars. The additions mostly focus on bringing other services to Xbox to beef it up, which is apparently where Microsoft thinks it needs to go to differentiate itself from Sony's offerings.
But overall, we like the change. Stuff is better and more visible! You can watch things! Everyone gets it. The public preview starts today for people who were chosen for the beta.


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