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'Billboards' category — Ned Martin's Amused
Ned Martin's Amused
A collection of things that amused me: I believe you can tell a lot about a person from what amuses them, or sometimes, what doesn't amuse them. So, when I come across something that amuses me, this is where it goes.
Find things which have amused me recently, or browse around the categories below.
Printed on 100% recycled electrons.
Ned Martin's Amused Categories
aboriginal accidents advertising aeroplanes africa agony aunt alcohol alligators alphabet america animals animated apple apples april fools art asian audio australia babies balloons bananas banks bathrooms batman beaches bears beds beer bikes billboards bill gates birds blonde board games boats bones boobs books bras bread brisbane britain browsers bsod bugs bunnies buses business cards calendars camping canada cars cartoons carving cats chairs charts cheating chickens children chinese chocolate chris coutts chrome clippit cocaine coffee comics communist computer games computers condoms cooking coronavirus cows crocodiles crocs daleks darth vader dating dear abby democracy dinosaurs disaster doctors dogs dolphins donkeys driving drugs drunk dr who ducks earth earthquake easter education eggs egyptians einstein elderly elephants emus english evolution exams explosions facebook families famous people fans fashion feminine hygiene feminists fire firefox fish fishing flash flies flowcharts fonts food football france frogs fruit funerals games gay geeky george bush germany giraffes girls god grammar guns halloween hands harry potter hats heaven history horror movies horses ikea illusion imagery internet internet explorer ios ipad iphone iphone 6 ireland irish it jail jewish jobs joke jokes kangaroos kevin rudd kitchens kittens koalas kookaburras kristen stewart languages laptops libraries lightbulbs linux lions logan lord of the rings love mac magpies marijuana mario marriage math mayans medical memory men messages meth microsoft milk mobiles money monopoly moose mothers motorbikes movies movie stars music musicians muslim newspapers new zealand ninjas no effort online nokia north korea notices nsw obama ocd oceans opera otters paper parenting parking parrots penguins petrol phones photography pie charts pigs pirates pizza police political politicians posters predictions pregnancy protests psychotherapists puns queensland quotations rabbits racing racist racoons rallies redheads redneck reincarnation relationships religious rice risqué roads robots rock rocks romance safari samsung school science scott morrison seagulls seals sex sexist sharks ships shirts shoes shopping shops signs sms snakes snow space spelling spiders sport spying sql star wars steve jobs stickers submarines sunbathing sunburn superman tattoos teachers technology telstra terrorism the rock toilets tongues tools toys trees trucks tshirts turtles tv underwear unicycles university usb vegan vegetables vintage war warnings whales wifi wikileaks windows wine witches women woolworths words work zebras zombies
Men Have Feelings Too!
Men have feelings too! For example, we feel hungry.
Microsoft Car
Microsoft and General Motors on the Automobile.
Alcohol Research
Bum holding sign "Need Cash for Alcohol Research".
How to RTFM…
Six Year Old Praying
A mother invited some people to dinner…
Bribing Santa
Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk.
You Never Listen To Me…
You never listen to me! You only hear what you want to hear!
**** I Forgot To Turn Off The Oven
**** I forgot to turn off the oven.
Policeman's Ball
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A NSW Police Officer walked to her car window flipping open his ticket book. She said "I bet you are going to try and sell me a ticket to the Policeman's Ball." He said, "NSW Police don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. Then he closed his book, tipped his hat, and got back in his patrol car and left!
Notepad Business Card
A business card styled to look like Windows Notepad.
Cute Party Trick
Man with finger up nose and out of eye.
How The Hell Is The Ball Still In Your Hand?
How the hell is the ball still in your hand?
Why Women Live Longer Than Men
Genetics - Why women live longer than men.
Are Those Yours?
…they're turning out so big and cute!
Dream Girl
Girl on beach with six breasts.
Cooking With Wine
I tried cooking supper with wine tonight. Didn't go so well. After 5 glasses I forgot why I was even in the kitchen.
Bankruptcy, Divorce, Liquor
Bankruptcy, Divorce, Liquor.
American Bald Eagle Vs Australian Wedge Tail Eagle
American Bald Eagle vs. Australian Wedge Tail Eagle.
The Fellowship Of The Ring
The Fellowship of the Ring.
Batman Downsized
Batman forced to downsize with increase in petrol prices…
Reincarnation Gone Horribly Wrong
Reincarnation gone horribly wrong
Seal The Deal
What do you say we go behind this rock and seal the deal?
Penrose Triangle
Penrose Triangle Animation.
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What Are We? Browsers!
What are we? Browsers! What do we want? More speed! And when do we want it? Right now!
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Physical Fitness
This department requires no physical fitness program.
The Harder A Wife Works, The Cuter She Looks
So the harder a wife works, the cuter she looks!
Minecraft: Create A Simple Door
Describe a process that could be used to create a simple door.
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I Love The Smell Of Pixel In The Morning
I Love the Smell of Pixel in the Morning…
Cybersex How-Not-To
Cybersex how it should not be…
The Penis Study
The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft…
The Ego Boost Urinal
The Ego Boost Urinal.
Cocaine Toothache Drops
Cocaine Toothache Drops: Instantaneous Cure! 15¢.
Apostrophe, Catastrophe
Apostrophe, Catastrophe.
What Is The Smallest Calibre You Trust To Protect Yourself?
I remember one time while hiking with my girlfriend in northern Alberta and out of nowhere came this huge brown bear charging us, and was she mad!
Logan Doorbell
To ring door bell, connect wires.
Horse Whisperer
A very amusing workplace complaint.
I Run With Scissors
I run with scissors: It makes me feel dangerous.
Men Are Happier
Men are Happier: What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Dear Justin Bieber Haters
I owe my life to Justin Bieber…
Emergency: Out Of Order
Please do not have an emergency!
All Images
All Images
Computer Quotes
Computer quotes.
Water Enhanced Breasts
Water Enhanced Breasts…
How To Please Your IT Department
How to please your IT department.
Honest Politician
Hi! I'm 32. I'm a politician and I'm honest. Hi. I'm 29, I'm a prostitute and I'm a virgin.
Secrets To A Long, Happy Marriage
An old woman was sipping on a glass of wine…
Confirmed Case Of Corona
Hey babe, just thought you should know there's a confirmed case of corona in our neighbourhood…
Procrastination Issues
I'm taking care of my procrastination issues; just you wait and see.
24 Chickens
24 Chickens: The shoe rack at the front door…
LOL For Lunch
Ordering linguini for lunch always boosts morale.
Browser Wars
Browser Wars: Chrome versus Firefox… and Internet Explorer…
browsers chrome firefox geeky imagery internet internet explorer
Driver Is Fully Naked
Driver carries less than $50 cash and is fully naked.
The Pope Is Busted
After getting all of Pope John Paul's luggage loaded into the limo…
Misleading The Public
$100 for speeding and $250 for misleading the public…
New Year's Resolutions – Again
New Year's Resolutions – Again
A Woman Hid Under The Bed
To see her husband's reaction, a woman wrote on a paper: "I left, I'm not coming back." Hidden under the bed, the woman waited for her husband to arrive. He walked into the room, saw the paper, wrote something on the paper, and put himself to sing, all satisfied. 5 minutes later, he took his cell phone and called someone: "I'm going now. The other nut's gone. I'm on my way, remember I love you so much" He took the car and left. Mad in anger, the woman comes out under the bed and reads what he wrote… "I can see your feet. I went for bread. Stop being retarded and make dinner…"
Canadian Archaeology
Canadian Archaeology: Digging a car out from under the snow
Abbott And Costello Go To Washington
Abbott And Costello Go To Washington.
Zombie Apocalypse Spider
I laugh at your claims to bravely take on a zombie apocalypse, when most of you can't stand up to a spider.
L33t H4x0r R0m30 4nd Jul13t
Tales for the L33T - ROMEO+JULIET
The Floor Is Still Wet
I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped…
Most Dangerous Animals
How people in the colonies are still alive is beyond me…
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You Matter
You are living, you occupy space, you have a mass… you matter.
Only In America...
Only in America…
Creative Apple MacBook Stickers
A collection of creative Apple MacBook stickers & decals.
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IPad Stone
iPad versus a stone.
Dog Decides Better Driver
My wife believes she is a better driver. I let our dog decide.
Exercise - Some Facts
Exercise… some facts.
Worst game ever.
Hidden Giraffe
If you stare at this picture long enough you should be able to see a giraffe…
Purina Diet
The Purina Pet Food Diet.
Trapped Miners
The first photo of the trapped miners…
Black Bears
Uh oh Howard. Looks like this area has black bears…
The Day Einstein Feared
The day that Einstein feared may have finally arrived.
A Baby's Laughter Is One Of The Most Beautiful Sounds You'll Ever Hear
A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you'll ever hear. Unless it's 3 AM, you're home alone, and you don't have a baby.
Cats And Dogs
As seen in a dog's diary…
Sharks Are A Lot Friendlier Without Pointy Teeth
Sharks are a lot friendlier without pointy teeth.
Premature Ejaculators Anonymous
Man stating he 'came too soon' in front of sign stating 'premature ejaculators anonymous'.
Police & Protesters Help Fat Man Remove Pants
Police & Protesters help fat man remove pants…
Angry Pumpkin Man
Angry Pumpkin Man: Come at me bro!
Interesting ATM
Man using a sexually provocative ATM.
How Did You Get In My House?
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" is all I need. Not all this "How did you get in my house?" business.
Kiwi Condoms
Australia runs out of condoms…
Words Women Use
Words women use, and what they really mean.
Olympus Fights Back
Olympus Fights Back: Canon versus Olympus
The Deadly Facts About Water
The Deadly Facts about Water
Why Men Die Before Women
Why men die before women.
I Forgot How To Dog
I forgot how to dog
Aboriginal Eggs
Two Aboriginal lads are riding along the Hume Highway on a motorbike…
Abercrombie & Cat
Abercrombie & Cat
Missile Balloons
Missile Balloons.
Idiots everywhere…
Fingering A Minor
Fingering A Minor for hours on my bed.
How To Be Green
A boardgame: How to be Green…
Sledgehammer Psychology
A business man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner…
Technically Correct
…but still wrong.
Keep Your Mouth Shut
If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut!
An Australian Chilli Tester In Texas…
An Australian chilli tester in Texas…
Bipolar Awesome
I hate being bi-polar. It's awesome.
A True Australian Ghost Story
This story happened a short while ago near Brisbane, and even though it sounds a little Alfred Hitchcock… it's (supposedly) true.
When You Thought You Ran Over An Animal
When you thought you ran over an animal but it was just a person
Cook – That's What Wives Are For!
The Chef does everything but cook – that's what wives are for!
Always Give 100%
Whatever you do always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.
Jam And Butter The Muddy Plasters, The Dirty Bucket Of Pitch!
Jam and butter the muddy plasters, the dirty bucket of pitch!
I Love You Zebra
Bite marks are love notes written in flesh. I love you zebra.
I Said Be Quiet! Don't Make Me Come In There!
I said be quiet! Don't make me come in there!
Car Alarms
Car alarms: They piss me off!
Apple IOS6 Maps
For the benefit of passengers using Apple iOS6, local area maps are available from the booking office.
Cool Stoves
Cool Stoves
Corporate Lessons
Corporate lessons.
Ninja Exit
Ninja Exit Only
I'm Not Just Another Brick In The Wall
We don't need no education…
My Pet Rock Ran Away
My Pet Rock Ran Away…
Microphone Eyes
Microphone Eyes.
Missed You...
Image of a soldier pointing a gun towards the camera with caption "When you first left, I missed you badly… I WONT THIS TIME"
Roast Turkey With A Doll Head
I was watching TV when I head my Dad in the kitchen laughing to himself. When I got up to see what he was doing, I walked in on this…
The Mayan Calendar
I only had enough room to go up to 2012…
Facebook Farm
A dying granny tells her granddaughter, "I want to leave you my farm…
Slashdot For Dummies
Slashdot for Dummies – A Reference for the Rest of Us!
How To Play Chess
How to Play Chess: Whites go first. The Queen must protect the King.
Look At This Boob
Look at this boob. This is a nice boob.
Reverse Mermaid
You are alone on an uninhabited island. Which of these would you choose as your companion?
Has One Night Stand
Has one night stand, but way too many books to fit on it.
Michael Jackson Is Dead
You Can Come Out Now…
Why Was Five Afraid Of Seven?
Why was Five afraid of Seven? Because Six Seven Eight.
A Russian Arrives In New York
A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States…
If Dr Seuss Was A Technical Writer
If Dr Seuss Was A Technical Writer.
Woman With PMS
Woman with PMS.
Shark! What?
Shark! What?
Play Outside
It's a beautiful day. I really want you to go outside and play.
Having More Money Doesn't Make You Happier
Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million.
Talking Clock
Why, that's my Talking Clock…
Already Exists
skdjaskdhsajdahsdjashds.jpg already exists. Do you want to replace it? You've got to be kidding me.
Nietzsche Is Dead
God is dead" ~Nietzsche / "Nietzsche is dead" ~God.
A Little Hand
I wish you could give me a little hand…
Aerodynamics Simplified
How planes fly.
Penguin Falls
Penguin falling on ice.
Complimentary Pretzels
A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat. Before he can order a beer, the bowl of pretzels in front of him says "Hey, you're a handsome fellow."
Ancient Egyptians: Posting Cats To Their Walls Since 3150 BC
Ancient Egyptians: Posting cats to their walls since 3150 BC
School kid writing Code on blackboard as punishment.
Mayan's Beta Calendar Bug
…to get to the point; why does your calendar end in 2012? Oh, that's just a temporary problem in the beta version!
Upsetting The Food Chain
A zebra on a motorbike…
Stupid Child Efficiency Mop
Stupid Child Efficiency Mop. Wipe high-efficiently.
Fingers Move
I think you're spending too much time on the computer. Your fingers move when you talk…
Breakdown Of A Man's Tape Measure Usage
Breakdown of a man's tape measure usage
Man & Elephant
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University…
If Your Phone Gets Wet, Try Placing It In A Bag Of Rice
If your phone gets wet, try placing it in a bag of rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
Australian Monopoly
Australian Monopoly: St Marys to Penrith Special Edition.
Don't Masturbate
Don't Masturbate!
The Modern Day Romantic
Goodnight my beautiful girl I'm so lucky to have you in my life. I love you so much <3
Where Was I Before I Was So Rudely Interrupted?
[Kevin Rudd] Where was I before I was so rudely interrupted?
That Conspiracy Stuff
I'm telling you – the man and the dog are definitely working together…
Let's Get You Home Buddy
Two giraffe having problems getting home.
Dangerous Australia
It's no wonder we all live here…
Talking Dog For Sale
A man sees a sign outside a house – "Talking Dog for Sale."
Chris Coutts: No Effort Online: What Does Suxor Mean?
Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations
Fail Towing
Thank You for Using Fail Towing, Inc.
Sax And Violins
Warning: This image contains sax and violins. Viewer discretion is advised.
Redneck Ingenuity
Redneck Ingenuity: Shoes for tyres.
Back From The Dead
Woo, it's me! Back from the dead!
Let's Go For A Drink…
Goldstar Beer Ads: What goes through the mind of men and women when they're asked to go for a drink…
Do Not Consume If Seal Is Broken!
Do not consume if seal is broken!
Give A Man A Fish And He Has Food For A Day
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day. Teach a man to fish and he has to buy bamboo rods, graphite reels, monofilament lines, neoprene waders, creels, tackleboxes, lures, flies, spinners, worm rigs, slip sinkers, offset hooks, gore-tex hats, 20 pocket vests, fish finders, depth sounders, radar, boats, trailers, global positioning systems, coolers and six-packs.
QUT: University For The Real World
Will we find intelligent life?
Closing Airline Luggage Doors
Closing Airline Luggage Doors.
A Cow Getting A Back Scratch
A cow getting a back scratch.
Christmas Lights: Ditto
Ditto to that…
Can Your Mac Do This?
Can your Mac do this? I don't think so…
Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year
Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year.
It's A Whale
How do you have any friends…
Guts Or Balls?
We've all heard about men having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
Pull Out & Save
Save up to $600!
Pages By Date
A list of all the pages, sorted by their last updated or creation dates.
All The Balls Are The Same Colour!
All the balls are the same colour — and that colour is brown
If You Like It Then You Shoulda Put A Pin On It
If you like it then you shoulda put a pin on it!
Thanks God
God and the Rubiks Cube…
Breathe Right
Darth Vader going for some Breathe Right.
Toilet Paper
A piece of toilet paper saving another piece…
Alien blood transfusions are illegal for ghosts, but beach chickens win!
What Are Clouds Made Of?
Daddy, what are clouds made of?
When I Grow Up… I Want To Be Like Mommy!
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer…
Dear Tech Support
Girlfriend technical support…
Delete Cookies
Delete cookies?!
Toast Toasts Toast?
If guns don't kill people, people kill people, does that mean…
Why Parents Drink
Why parents drink.
Before And After...
Before and after marriage…
The Dead Rabbit
The Dead Rabbit, aka The Worst Joke Ever…
OCD Bricks
The worst thing that can happen to an OCD person…
Falling Cows
A roadsign showing a cow falling off a cliff and onto a car.
Toilet Vandalism
We buy things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people we don't like…
I Can't Believe The "WMD" Trick Is Working Again With Iran
I can't believe the "WMD" trick is working again with Iran. Suckers…
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Annual Meeting Of Time Travellers
Annual Meeting of Time Travellers.
Windows. Still the most used operating system, and undoubtedly the most abused.
MSN Shuts Down
We reminisce about "the good old days" of MSN…
The Hey Whale
The Hey Whale. It defies description.
I'll Just Be A Stripper.
Screw this: I'll just be a stripper.
You Can't Beat Stupid…
I wish they would invent something to keep the sun out of my eyes…
Punctuation Is Powerful.
Punctuation is powerful.
Ultimate Chick Flick
Ultimate chick flick: Two women fighting over a pair of shoes
Television Benefits Your Children
How television benefits your children.
Crocodile Lion
An interesting dinnertime story…
Typically Australian Problems
Some typically Australian problems that other people don't face.
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Sex Maniac
Dear Dr Ruth, I'm writing to tell you my problem. It seems I have been married to a sex maniac for the past 22 years…
Lying About Skim Milk
There's only one thing I hate more than lying. Skim milk, which is water that's lying about being milk.
The Street Is Closed
Oh no—we're trapped in here. The street is closed.
Breakfast Alive
What happens if you wait too long before eating your breakfast?
Be The First Of Your Friends To Like This Post.
A post with a poster on it, "Be the first of your friends to like this post".
The Italian Funeral
Pasquale died. His will provided ,000 for an elaborate funeral…
Hazardous Materials Data Sheet – Woman
Hazardous Materials Data Sheet – Woman.
I Wonder What I Would Look Like With A Six Pack?
I wonder what I would look like with a six pack? Ahh, much better!
Worst Apocalypse Ever
[A grumpy cat the day the Mayan calendar ended] "Still Here. Worst Apocalypse Ever."
Every 60 Seconds In Africa
Every 60 seconds in Africa… a minute passes.
Will Not Load Fully
This picture will not load fully!
Two Person Optical Illusion
Optical illusion: Keep your eyes on the cross, and see what happens.
Suicidal Bananas
A collection of suicidal bananas.
Thailand Has The Largest Mormon Population
Did you know Thailand has the largest Mormon population in Africa?
Blow In Her Face
Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere.
The Horror Of Blimps
Some blimps are better off dead…
Cat Eats Watermelon
Cat eats watermelon
Gamers: The Mentality
Objects in mirror are losing.
Tough Tattoos
Tough Tattoos: You Don't Have to Like Me.
I Am Hungary
I am Hungary…
Grammar Vandal
When English teachers snap: Sorry Ma'am, but bad grammar is no excuse for vandalism.
Unusual EBay Feedback
A+++! Would read this amusing page again…
Horton Hears The Who
Horton Hears the Who
Mating Bulls
A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls…
It's A-me, Mario!
Mario emerging from a drainpipe.
Flying Ants
How ants began to fly…
The Lion King: Proof At Last
Pumbaa & Timon…
Aussie Men
Aussie men… struggling with the booze…
Twelve Or Thirteen?
Wait until the group changes position. Is it twelve or thirteen?
They See Us Rollin'
They See Us Rollin'… We Aren't…
DBA/SQL Humour
An SQL query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables and asks, "May I join you?"
A Young Brunette Goes To The Doctor...
A young brunette goes to the doctor…
Irresistible To Women
Make me irresistible to women
New Seatbelt Design: 45% Less Car Accidents!
A man driving a car while a woman sits beside him, with her seatbelt across her mouth, preventing her from commenting.
How Many Does It Take...
How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?
IE Retarded
I hope he doesn't say something retarded…
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The Bat Cave
The location of our Bat Cave is meant to be secret, so stop checking in!
Calm Living
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.
Got To Love Drunk People
>A man, and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door…
How Could You Be So Insensitive?
How Could You Be So Insensitive? This is what it looks like from the other person's perspective.
The Good Guys Of The World
These are the Good Guys of the World.
Carrot Love
When carrots get kinky…
Dachshund Racing
Googled "dachshund racing". Was not disappointed.
Dangers Of Masturbation
The Dangers of Masturbation.
McDonald's Reaches Africa
McDonald's reaches Africa.
Papercut Locator
Papercut Locator.
Broken Penis
I broke my penis and it exploded all over my pants.
Simple Eye Examination Test
A simple eye examination chart.
Everything You Wanted To Know About Phobias
Everything you wanted to know about Phobias (but were afraid to ask)
Chance Of Keeping Your Job If You're Wrong More Than 75% Of The Time
Chance of keeping your job if you're wrong more than 75% of the time.
Stress Management
A stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts.
It Is Such A Drag When Someone In The Group Can't Fly…
It is such a drag when someone in the group can't fly… forcing everybody else to have to ride up the elevator too…
Santa's Stressful Christmas
Santa's Stressful Christmas
Thank You To All My Fans
Thank you to all my fans
An Irish Daughter Had Not Been To Her Parent's House For Over Five Years...
An Irish daughter had not been to her parent's house for over five years…
Eminem Drug Bust
Eminem Drug Bust.
Suffering From Capitalism
Feeling sad and depressed? Are you anxious? Worried about the future? Feeling isolated and alone? You might be suffering from Capitalism.
How Mother And Baby "Picked Up"
Blatz Beer: How Mother and Baby "Picked Up".
Costello's Reward For Being Loyal
Costello's reward for being loyal…
Chris Coutts: No Effort Online: There's Something About Osmethne
Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations
Damn Women Drivers
This morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 110…
Just Wait Until I'm Fully Charged
Just wait until I'm fully charged…
Hair Dryer
Darling, please give me the hair dryer…
Unicorn, Unitard, Unicycle
Unicorn in a unitard on a unicycle.
The Highest Form Of Flattery
Plateaus: The highest form of flattery.
Out Of Breath
Dispatcher: Emergency Services, how may I help you?
Barack Obama: What I Actually Do
Barack Obama: What I actually do.
Olden Day Slide To Unlock
Slide to unlock: Apple patent #1964022.
Usain Bold, Usain Italic
Usain Bolt: Usain Bold, Usain Italic.
That's What She Said
That's what she said.
Bacon Seed
Bacon seed.
Paper, Scissors, Whale!
Scissors cut paper again! I hate this game…
The Power Of Oxi-Clean
The Power of Oxi-Clean.
The Book Of Irish Dance: Volume Two
Whilst doing a long overdue clearout at the offices of Ireland's oldest and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery…
In Russia People Sneeze Fire
In Russia people sneeze fire after drinking lots of vodka.
Seven Cats
If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?
Mum, What's It Like To Have The Greatest Daughter In The World?
Mum, what's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world? I don't know dear… you'll have to ask grandma.
Lance Armstrong Fiction Books
All non-fiction Lance Armstrong books including "Lance Armstrong: Images of a Champion", "The Lance Armstrong Peprformance Program" and "Lance Armstrong: World's Greatest Champion" will soon be moved to the fiction section.
Cooking Shows
If we watched cooking shows the way guys watch sports.
Anyways, Best Of Luck Finding Your Fish
Long story short, we're in love. I know it seems sudden but life is sudden like that, you know? Anyways, best of luck finding your fish.
A Physicist Sees A Young Man About To Jump Off The Empire State Building
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building…
Hillary Clinton Goes To Her Doctor For A Physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
I'm Really Afraid Of Johnny Depp
Research shows that if you're afraid of spiders, you're more likely to find one in your bedroom. I'm really afraid of Johnny Depp.
How To Make Money From Facebook
How to make money from facebook: 1) just go to "Account Settings"; 2) Press "Deactivate your account"; 3) Go to work.
For Too Long The Voice Of Women Has Been Silenced
For too long the voice of women has been silenced. It's time they had microphones in kitchens.
Women: Yes, No, Maybe…
I think I have that women-talk all figured out…
Amusing Hollywood Squares Answers
Amusing Hollywood Squares Answers.
Hot Air Balloons
Hot Air Balloons - Boring 99% of the time.
The Perfect Password
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password…
Random Number
A simple function to return a random number.
Dalek Lama
Reincarnate! Reincarnate!
Above The Law Like A Boss
Above the law like a boss: removing a wheel clamp.
Kangaroo Kicks Boy
A kangaroo kicks an unsuspecting boy into a dam while an emu strolls past.
Shortest Horror Story: Monday
Shortest horror story: Monday.
Replace The Word "wand" With "dick" In Any Sentence In Harry Potter
Replace the word "wand" with "dick" in any sentence in Harry Potter…
Sentence Structure: Why Sentence Structure Is Important
Sentence Structure: Why sentence structure is important.
Dear Abby, I've Never Written To You Before…
Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision…
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Mayan Joke Set-Up
Heh… I've just thought of a joke with the longest set-up ever! Cool! I'll fetch a scribe…
The Divorce Rate Among My Socks Is Astonishing.
The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.
Boat! Land!
Boat! Land!
Using AOL? Mind If We LOL?
Using AOL? Mind if we LOL?
Robert De Niro, De Faro
First Robert De Niro, then Robert De Faro.
The Bank Account Gas Ratio
The depressing ratio between your bank account, and your gas tank.
Police Station Toilet Stolen
Police Station Toilet Stolen… Cops have nothing to go on.
The 2012 Melbourne Earthquake
The 2012 Melbourne Earthquake: We will rebuild.
You Weren't Even Listening Just Now, Were You?
You weren't even listening just now, were you? What a weird way to start a conversation.
3 Years In Jail For Stealing My Nose
3 years in jail for stealing my nose!
Pacman Pie Chart
The Pacman pie chart.
I'm From Logan
I killed a man. You? I'm from Logan.
Tomorrow (noun)
Tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
Spring Is Just Around The Corner
Finally… Spring is just around the corner.
Accurate Animal Names: Australian Edition
Accurate Animal Names: Australian Edition
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Man Flu
The difference between men & women when they are sick.
Misspelt Blog Post
You wouldn't think anyone reads my blog. I haven't got a comment in weeks. Misspell something…
Crazy Sphere
A crazy sphere
The Gender Neutral Term For Sugar Daddy
The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian.
Australian Condoms
New Zealand runs out of condoms…
Marry Me
Scrabble Edition.
How To Sneak Chocolate Into An American Movie Theatre.
How to sneak chocolate into an American movie theatre.
A Shaved Llama
A shaved Llama
Halloween Squirrel
A squirrel got its head stuck in a Halloween decoration and terrified a neighbourhood…
Message From Your IT Deptartment
Message from your IT Deptartment…
What's Green, Fuzzy, And If It Fell Out Of A Tree It Would Kill You?
What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
Telstra Customer Service
An insight into the Telstra Customer Service Experience.
Bicycles Chained To These Railings Will Be Removed Without Notice.
Bicycles chained to these railings will be removed without notice. This is a notice, you idiot!
Resisting A Rest
If I refuse to nap… is that resisting a rest?
University Website
Things on the front page of a university website.
The Road To Success
On the road to success, there are no shortcuts…
Cables Exist In 4-dimensional Space
Proof USB cables exist in 4-dimensional space.
RAC Roadside Assistance Meltdown
You don't want to be stuck out here.
Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Bunnies: My butt hurts! What?
How Many Alzheimer's Patients Does It Take?
To get to the other side!
Be Bold
Be bold or italic. Never regular.
Valve's "Portal", As An IPad Decoration.
Valve's "Portal", as an iPad decoration.
"Understanding Women" Now Available In Paperback
The book "Understanding Women" is now available in paperback!
Slimming Drink
You look so much better after a glass or two!
The Evolution Of Man And Woman
The Evolution of Man & Woman…
Wong Fook Hing Book Store
If you cannot find the book that you are looking for, then you're obviously in the… Wong Fook Hing Book Store!
Cockroach Cancer
Please, don't throw your cigarette butts on the floor…
How High Are You?
How High Are You? No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you".
Logan Priorities
Logan Priorities.
Positive For Coke
You're fired Jack, the lab results just came back and you tested positive for Coke.
What A Cruel Male-dominated Culture
It's a male dominated culture, no matter how you look at it…
Angry Birds Australia
Angry Birds Australia…
Paleolithic Diet
Something's just not right—our air is clean, our water is pure, we all get plenty of exercise, everything we eat is organit and free-range, and yet nobody lives past thirty.
Have You Seen This Post?
Have you seen this post? He didn't.
Little Kid Lover
I'm signing up for an online dating service. I just need to pick a username. "Little Kid Lover", that way people will know where my priorities are at.
Campbell Newman: Public Service: You Can Trust Me
[Campbell Newman laughing] …and then I said to the public service… you can trust me…
Like If You Can Raed Tihs
Like if you can raed tihs whit no porlqebm baecuas yuor jsut taht sarmt.
Orders From A Rock
[On a rock] Turn me over. You just took orders from a rock.
Why Do Java Developers Wear Glasses?
Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#!
Root Canal
Amusing animated image of root canal treatment
Ginger Versus Strawberry Blonde
This is a strawberry. This is ginger…
The History Of The World
The History of the World, as written by the next generation…
Helpful Hints
Helpful Hints
You Must Be A Racist
Oh, you were expecting a white guy?
Sideways Car
It's a little confusing…
Men Are Better Than Women!
Indoors, women are useful — even pleasant. On a mountain they are something of a drag. So don't go hauling them up a cliff…
Banana Hat
Banana hat…
You Can See Me?
Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone I will look at them shocked and just whisper quietly, "you can see me?"
Boob Staring
Shirt: Please tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes.
I Will Deprive You Of Sex
I will deprive you of sex all night with my crying and then suck on your wife's tits in the morning.
Statistics That Matter: The Pie Chart
A new take on the traditional pie… chart.
Seasons Greetings
Seasons Greetings
What's The Main Reason For Motorbike Accidents In Jamaica?
What's the main reason for motorbike accidents in Jamaica?
The Boss's Quandary
The Boss's Quandary…
Police: Knock Knock
Police: Knock Knock. Me: Who is it? Police: It's the police.
Square Bike
Surprisingly good riding down stairs… not so good on the flat.
American State Mottos
American State Mottos…
Girlfriends: Harry Potter Versus Twilight
Ginny: When Harry broke up with me for my safety…
Technology For Country Folk
Technology for Country Folk.
A Signal They Forgot To Teach You In Your Open Water Class.
Big shark behind you: A signal they forgot to teach you in your open water class.
Anarchy In The UK
Would you like some tea?
To Punch A Dolphin In The Mouth
5 very good reasons to punch a dolphin in the mouth.
How To Get A Day Off Work
How to get time off in the public service…
Wireless Technology
"It is a bit freaky with this wireless technology"
Do Not Trust Atoms
Do not trust atoms. They make up everything.
Executive Test
The following short quiz consists of four questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional"…
Reese Witherspoon
Reese Withoutherspoon.
Irish Yoga
Irish Yoga.
You Hang Around, I'll Go On Ahead
You hang around, I'll go on ahead.
Problem Solving Flowchart
A simple, and humorous, flowchart that successfully troubleshoots almost any problem you can think of.
Bitches Be Trippin'
Bitches be trippin'
Super Batman
The Super Batman back pack, exclusive from China!
The Angry/Calm Illusion
The Angry/Calm Illusion.
Milkshake Meets Door
A woman runs into a door carrying two milkshakes.
The Best Photo Caption
A western woman in Africa—presumably a tourist—squats to go to the toilet in the bush, pants down, toilet paper in hand, her backpack in the grass nearby; unaware a lion is sneaking up behind her. Captioned "if she hasn't… she will soon".
Pooh Everywhere
Watch your step, there's pooh everywhere!
Bad Dog Is Banned From The Park
I don't know who this dog is or why he is banned from this park, but he certainly seems like a lot of fun.
Now Airtight
Now airtight… to prevent aging!
I'm Starting To Think My Husband Masturbates
I'm not absolutely certain yet, but I'm starting to think my husband masturbates
Dunno Mate, Maybe She's Flooded?
Dunno mate, maybe she's flooded?
Just To Make You Feel Really Old
Just to make you feel really old…
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Child Beating
A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama…
Coronavirus Space Crew
Congratulations, your mission is now complete. You may return to Earth.
Tell Someone You Love Them Today
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Titanic Ice Bucket Challenge
Titanic ALS Ice Bucket Challenge: "I accept your ice water challenge".
More Expressions Than Kristen Stewart
Still more expressions than Kristen Stewart.
Six Die In Horror Smash
Six Die in Horror Smash.
The Winner Of The "Not My Job" Award
The Winner of the "Not My Job" Award goes to…
Boat Funeral
A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery. Several carloads of family members followed a black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it…
Hide Yo Kids!
Hide yo kids! Hide yo wife!
Drug Cats
An illustrated cat-guide to drugs…
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Your There
They're they are.
Jelly Orgy
A jelly orgy.
Peanut Delivery
Peanut Delivery…
Boiled Lobster
"I hate the way they scream when you boil them!"
Flower Porn
Even flowers do it…
American Nun
A deserter GI was running down a road escaping from two MPs…
Chris Coutts: No Effort Online: Tales For The L33T: PATR TOO: HAMLET
Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations
Have a little look at the Internet…
What If The Beatles Had Been Computer Freaks?
What if the Beatles had been computer freaks?
The All Blacks Bra
Introducing the New Zealand All Blacks Bra. All the support, but no cup.
Escape From The Kitchen
You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn't you?
Awkward Moment
The awkward when you already said "moment" in your head before you read it.
Get Well Soon
A raccoon lies dead on the road, holding a "get well soon" balloon.
Holiday Workout
Holiday Workout: Three corkscrews.
I Used To Smile… Until I Worked Retail.
I used to smile… until I worked retail.
The Ant And The Grasshopper
The Original Story of the Ant and the Grasshopper.
I Absolutely Love Winter In Queensland.
I absolutely love winter in queensland. Last year it was a Wednesday.
It's Just One Of Those Days
A baby elephant falls in the mud.
Men's Rules
We always hear the rules from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side…
Missing The Point
Missing the point
Bitches & Hose
Having so much fun…
Just Checking
"Just doing a spot-check to see what you're doing… Yup, sitting at your computer again!" The expression on this ostrich's face is excellent.
Athens Olympic Soccer Stadium
The Athens Olympic Stadium…
You Know You Are Having A Bad Day When…
You know you are having a bad day when…
The Most Difficult Thing To Explain To Someone From The 1950s
If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared today, what would be the most difficult thing to explain to them about life today?
Upgrade Kit For IPhone 4 Owners
Upgrade kit for iPhone 4 owners. Only 99¢.
No Pony For Christmas
No pony for Christmas? No window for driving!
Entero Somewhere Elso
English: Do Not Enter Here; Spanish: Entero Somewhere Elso.
News Headlines
Amusing news headlines
Apple IPhone 20 & Samsung Galaxy S23 – Sword & Shield
A mock-up of the iPhone 20 and Samsung Galaxy S23, after the launch of the "taller" iPhone5 & the larger Galaxy S3.
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Save Paper
Save paper…
Three Little Piggies
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night…
Mexico's National Sport
What is Mexico's national sport? Cross country.
Draw Bridge
A man drawing a bridge at a "draw bridge" sign.
Beware Of Cute Duckling Scam
Beware of Cute Duckling Scam…
How Cricket Looks To Most People
How Cricket Looks to Most People.
American History 101
American History 101
Your Computer Is Broadcasting Your IP...
Your computer is broadcasting your IP over the Internet…
Realistic Remotes
Some more useful remote controls we would like to see.
Baby Are You Jealous?
Baby are you jealous?
France Surrenders To North Korea
France surrenders to North Korea
A Dog Dies: Can I Have Chocolate?
A dog dies and finds out chocolate killed him.
Spider's Remember
Remember when you threw a shoe at me and I fell somewhere behind the bed? I remember too.
Mailman Jumped 15 Feet
Mailman jumped 15 feet. Dog was right. This is fun.
Finding Information In Hospital
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital…
You Have A Nice… Business Card
A business card: "You have a nice… {day, ass, attitude}.
Isn't It Time You Gave Yourself A Christmas Gift?
Isn't it time you gave yourself a Christmas Gift?
Spider Farm
This seems like a disaster waiting to happen…
Draw Fake Eyebrows On Your Baby
Draw fake eyebrows on your baby. Then sit back and enjoy the humour.
Unexpected Item In Bagging Area.
It's not unexpected, you literally just told me what it is…
Hippo Eats Dwarf
A hippopotamus has swallowed a dwarf in a circus accident…
Remember To Wash Your Hands!
My drawing is not great but please remember to wash your hands. Stay safe guys!
Seven Sharks
If you own 7 cats then people will think you're crazy…
Printer For Sale
Printer For Sale. Works Terribly.
Stop! Hammer Time
Stop! Hammer Time!
Missed Target
Missed Target: So close…
Peeing: Expert Mode
Peeing: Expert Mode
An Aussie Taxidermist In New Zealand…
An Aussie Taxidermist in New Zealand…
So We Got Pugsy A New Chew Toy…
So we got Pugsy a new chew toy…
Assistant Branch Manager
The Branch Manager and the Assistant Branch Manager.
Speed Camera
Speed camera revenge…
Crayon Gun
A fantastic gun made from many every-day items.
101 Things You Do Not Want...
101 Things You Do Not Want Your System Administrator to say.
Ancient Japanese Proverb
Ancient Japanese Proverb. If you cannot understand Japanese, tilt your head to the right…
Free Air Guitars
Christmas Gift Ideas: Free Air Guitars.
The Clever Old Man
One evening an old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond…
The Mystery Of The Mayan Calendar Revealed
At last, the mystery of the Mayan calendar revealed.
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Something Went Terribly Wrong
Something, somewhere went terribly wrong.
Psycho The Rapist
Psycho the Rapist It's one word George!
Michael Jackson's Dog
A rather mean impression of what Michael Jackson's dog might look like, if it had similar surgery.
Speed Reader
Wow you read that fast! You must be a speed reader!
Banana Phone
It's a banana phone…
A Brief History Of Australia
Australia was founded in 1901 by Jimmy "Crocodile" Austral, a deportee of England who was banished for cannibalism, having eaten 32 members of the House of Lords. In accordance with English colonial law, this entitled him to an entire already-inhabited continent.
Michelangelo: The Re-enactment
A re-enactment of Michelangelo's famous "The Creation of Adam".
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Bush And The Queen
While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen…
Live Stream
Can I call you back? I'm watching a live stream…
I Took The Shell Off My Racing Snail, Thinking It Would Make Him Run Faster.
I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster.
Hamster Flying
How to make your hamster fly…
Adult Dog Store
A dog carries an inflatable leg from an Adult Dog Store.
Browsers: Their Differences
The differences between the major web browsers.
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Martha Stewart's New Digs
Martha Stewart's New Digs
Someone Out There Cares
I want you to know that someone out there cares. Not me, but someone does.
Chris Coutts: No Effort Online
Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations
The Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an Indian war party…
Paper Says Yes
Would you like a little piece of paper that says yes to hang onto during the tough times ahead? (Maybe it will help)
Wingardium Levi-horse-a
Wingardium levi-horse-a!
Modern Newspapers
I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper…
The 2011 Adelaide Earthquake
The 2011 Adelaide Earthquake: We will rebuild.
Math Problem
John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now?
Irony: Drawing Trees On Paper
Irony: Drawing trees on paper.
Battery Fully Charged. Unplug Charger.
In what is perhaps one of the more stupid "features" on my Samsung Galaxy Note, when it reaches full charge, it lights up its screen and pops up and audible alert saying "Battery fully charged. Unplug charger." As I charge my phone at night, it is effectively an extremely annoying unwanted wake-up call.
You You Read The First Line Wrong?
What if I told you you read the first line wrong?
Piranhas On An Escalator
If I were you, I'd take the stairs…
Do Not Swallow Chewing Gum
Warning: Do not swallow chewing gum!
Australian Bank Notes
Australian Bank Notes.
Declaration Of A Software Professional
Declaration of a Software Professional.
These Blast Points… Too Accurate For Sand People
Obi-Wan Kenobi in front of burning World Trade Centre towers: "These blast points… too accurate for sand people".
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How To Make Sure You're A Normal Person
A quick and easy test to determine if you are a normal person…
Bipolar Awesome
English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
I'd Rather Break My Arms Than Take Two Trips
I'd rather break my arms than take two trips.
The Many Hands Of Kevin Rudd
The many hand gestures of Kevin Rudd.
Happy Pussy
A collection of amusing cat pictures.
Better Memory
What do we want? Better memory! When do we want it? Want what?
High Rabbits
Two rabbits getting high on marijuana.
Things Don't Really Change
Interviewer: What would you consider to be your greatest weakness?
Can February March? No, But April May.
Can February March? No, but April May.
Female Financial Planning
Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
Steady Hand – A Game Of Skill
A game of skill, requiring a steady hand and keen eye – make sure you play at least the first two levels…
Drunk Octopus Wants To Fight
Drunk Octopus Wants to Fight…
I Just Burned 1500 Calories In About Five Minutes
I just burned 1500 calories in about five minutes. I forgot the pizza was in the oven.
The World's Funniest Joke
The World's Funniest Joke…
Hebrew Cave Paintings
Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols…
Hearing Aids
Hearing aids…
The Loving Husband
A man had two of the best tickets for the opening State of Origin match. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him…
Achilles' Heel
You got a dog?! Yup! His name is Achilles…
Steve Jobs & Bill Gates Discuss Heaven
Steve Jobs & Bill Gates Discuss Heaven: It doesn't have any wall or fence…
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Legend Of Zelda
A legend… of Zelda.
Popular Sayings #38
Dress for the job you want, not the one you have.
What Kind Of Sorcery Lets These Two Blocks Be The Same Color?
One is dark, one is light. One is gray, one is white. These are obviously two different blocks with two different colors right? Wrong. The two blocks are the same color.
Sexy Motorbike
I am not too sure what to say about this…
It Looks Like You Are Wasting Office Supplies. Would You Like Some Help?
Clippit: It looks like you are wasting office supplies. Would you like some help?
Whenever I Have To Force Shutdown
Whenever I have to force shutdown.
The Monday Punch
The Monday Punch: A man punched in the face.
Where Have You Been All Weekend?
Where have you been all weekend? Out Raven.
Mother Croc
Look how instinctively the mother croc carries the baby in its mouth.
Short Story
A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible.…
Keith Urban Accepted As Genuine Humanoid
Clint Felmingham: Did you know? Keith Urban is accepted by many Americans as a genuine humanoid/musician. Urban, a polymer composite (90% polyethene, 8% alcohol, 2% minor celebrity), was manufactured in Caboolture, Australia in 1987..
Experts Recommend Keeping Your Daily Rituals Even While Working From Home
Experts recommend keeping your daily rituals even while working from home
A Visual Representation Of Scott Morrison's Address To The Nation
A visual representation of Scott Morrison's address to the nation tonight
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Patriotic Retirement Plan
Ms Gillard's Patriotic Retirement Plan.
Escape Egg
Counting down the days to escape…
Lost Wormhole
Do not attempt capture because you'll totally screw with the space/time continuum bro.
Beer Troubleshooting Chart
Beer Troubleshooting Chart.
A BMW Donkey
A BMW donkey. Not much more to be said really.
Don't Grow Up
Don't grow up. It's a trap.
Mickey Mouse
One day, Mickey Mouse decided that he wanted a divorce…
Australia And Mateship
Mateship amongst Men & Women: The differences…
Mayans Predicting The Hobbit Movie
Keep calm. The Mayans were simply counting down to The Hobbit movie.
Roses Are #FF0000
Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF.
Fifteen Things To Do At The Supermarket…
Fifteen things to do at the supermarket while your spouse is taking their sweet time…
Facebook Sex
Taking status updates too far.
The Atheist & The Bear
The Atheist and the Religious Bear
Ultimate Camouflage
An office beer fridge…
Fight Apathy
…or don't.
Vegan Potatoes
Vegans are evil…
Combo Hit: Streetfighter Style
Combo Hit: Streetfighter Style
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me…
Explain These Bad Grades
1969: A child's parents blame him for his bad grades. Today: A child's parents blame his teacher for his bad grades.
Tired? Powernap Now.
Tired? Powernap now.
How To Change Your Oil
How to Change your Oil: A guide for men & women…
Chocolate Pudding
It's four o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Zombies! Oh, wait… false alarm, it's just the Rolling Stones… carry on!
Network Truths
The Twelve Networking Truths.
Do Not Swallow Coathangers!
Caution: Do Not Swallow Coathangers!
Happy 25th Birthday IKEA!
Happy 25th Birthday IKEA! Here's your cake
Math Instruction
At Heathrow Airport today…
Investment Opportunity
Investment Opportunity. Thought you might want to consider getting on board early.
Pasta Truck
A pasta truck, or a very large pasta.
2 Mayan Guys
[2 Mayan Guys] Wanna beer? I'm working on this calendar, but I guess if I don't finish it won't be the end of the world.
Iron Man Competition
Ironman Competition - the way it should be…
World's Largest Golf Ball
World's largest golf ball. Gigantic turtle for scale.
Round Illusion
Unusual round illusion.
Just Some Bunny That I Used To Know
Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.
Get In The Banana
No time to explain. Get in the banana!
Master Has Presented Dobby With Clothes! Dobby Is Free!
Well I'm grounded. WTF did you do this time? My Mum asked me to do the laundry and threw a sock at me… I ran away screaming "Master has presented Dobby with clothes! Dobby is free!"
Pregnancy & Women: Questions
Pregnancy & Women: Frequently Asked Questions
Bogan Bass
Bogan Bass: Yet somehow still better than Beats by Dr Dre.
A Wee Turtle
A wee turtle…
Antique Tables
Made Daily…
I'll Be Bag
A bag titled "I'll Be Bag"
A message to the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.
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CIA: We Put The Coke In America
CIA: we put the coke in America.
No Science In This Microwave
Food only. Absolutely no science in this microwave.
To Wake Up Gay In The Morning…
To wake up gay in the morning just try this at Bedtime Tonight!
Yo I'm Happy For You And Imma Let You Finish But…
[Twitter] Taylor Swift: @KimKardashian @kanyewest Yo I'm happy for you and imma let you finish but Beyonce had one of the best labours of all time.
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If You Are Lonely, Dim All Lights
If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you're alone anymore.
26 Everyday Occurrences In Australia
When you live on a barely hospitable desert island that was once a continent-sized penal colony, your life tends to be a little more badass than the average person's.
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Oh… Hi… Umm… Meow?
Oh… hi… Umm… meow?
Chris Coutts: No Effort Online: Tales For The L33T: ROMEO+JULIET
Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations
Please Don't Let The Cat Out. No Matter What It Tells You!
Please don't let the cat out. No matter what it tells you!
Honesty: Your Greatest Weakness
Interviewer: What would you consider to be your greatest weakness?
Unprepared For An Exam
Ever gone into an exam having not studied at all?
The Swordfish
The swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild, except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.
The Second Amendment: The Right To Bear Arms
The second amendment gives Americans the right to bear arms. I think many have taken this out of context.
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Times Have Changed
An image from an operating manual for the SAGE air defense system
Mario: Happy
Quit your day job and do what makes you happy.
Morning Coffee
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning…
Video Games Ruined My Life
Video games ruined my life. Good thing I have two more.
Low Battery Warning
Plug in or find another power source. Or panic now!
Brand New BMW
The owner of the company where I work pulled up in his brand new BMW this morning…
Kiwi Air Disaster
New Zealand's worst air disaster occurred earlier today…
Mystery Books
You have to find them first…
Don't Worry I'm Koalafied To Drive
Don't worry I'm Koalafied to drive.
I Have CDO. It's Like OCD But All The Letters Are In Alphabetical Order.
I have CDO. It's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order. As they should be.
Times Were Tough Before The GoPro
Times were tough before the GoPro…
Test Your Subconscious
This revolutionary test will expose the secret desires from your subconscious…
Wedding Crocs
Wedding Crocs.
How The Internet Started: A History Lesson
How the Internet Started: A History Lesson.
This Year Thousands Of Men Will Die From Stubbornness…
This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness. No we won't.
You Have Two Cows
The eponymous cows is used to demonstrate the advantages and flaws of certain economic systems.
america animals australia britain cows india irish political
Cars And Computers
General Motors doesn't have a help line for people who don't know how to drive because people don't buy cars like they buy computers, but imagine if they did…
How People In Science See Each Other
How People in Science See Each Other.
Did You Know There Is A Species Of Antelope Capable Of Jumping Higher Than The Average House?
Did you know there is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house? This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump.
Human Hotfix
Hotfix Patch for Humans released.
Xbox One Vs. An Ordinary Brick
Xbox One vs. An Ordinary Brick: Price, DRM Free, Requires Internet, Region Locked…
Ordering Pizza In The Year 2025
Ordering pizza in the year 2025…
I See Dumb People
I see dumb people… They are everywhere!
We Forgot Our Shovels
A road crew foreman calls into the shop. Foreman: "We have a problem."
The Hypnotist
It was entertainment night at the senior centre and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill…
Beware The Grapes Of Wrath
Beware the Grapes of Wrath.
Nothing To Do
In case of nothing to do, break glass and then sweep up broken glass.
Blacks For Sale
They can still do that?
Major Tom's Ground Control
Major Tom's Ground Control Lawn and Garden Management.
I Found This Humerus
I found this humerus.
General Hierarchical Management Structure
I've never seen a Flow Chart described so clearly.
Ten Things Men Know About Women
Ten things men know about women…
Blind Pilots
You know, Bob, one of these days, they're going to scream too late, and we're all gonna die…
Wife Of Pi
He's irrational and he goes on and on…
Hello Kitty
It's sickeningly cute. Perhaps literally if its expression is anything to go by…
Just Listening To Some Rock
Just listening to some rock
A Middle-aged Woman Decides To Have A Facelift…
A middle-aged woman decides to have a facelift…
NSW Playing Economically: 2 Punches Per Gallen.
NSW playing economically. 2 punches per Gallen.
Pass With Care
Pass with care…
…and So It Was.
It's a Bird! It's a Plane!
An Angry Child
If she doesn't put me down in about two seconds, I will be forced to use my fist!
Sweet Justice
Workcover versus the police…
Let's All Take A Moment And Be Thankful That Spiders Don't Fly.
Let's all take a moment and be thankful that spiders don't fly!
Tarzan Sex
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex…
Men Are Like...
Men are like…
Perfect Existence
Perfect Existence: The Proof
Otter Nonsense
I've had it up to here with your otter nonsense…
Checking On A Slow Progress Bar
Checking on a slow progress bar.
Aware Wolf
A werewolf. A wearwolf. A warewolf. Aware wolf.
Garage Door Covers
Amusing garage door covers
There Are Three Kinds Of People: Impatient, Patient, And Rich.
There are three kinds of people: Impatient, patient, and rich.
Mayans Predicting The Future
Calm down… If the Mayans were good at predicting the future, there would still be Mayans.
A Case In Communism: The Super Mario Story
A Case in Communism: The Super Mario Story.
Aboriginal Spongebob Spotted In Cairns
Aboriginal Spongebob spotted in Cairns.
Moronic Email Scam
Nigerian spam…
Recruiters Are One Step Above The Mafia
Recruiters are one step above the Mafia…
CPR Diagram
You're next!
Vintage Skype advert.
Seven Ate Nine
Six, Seven, Ate, Nine…
Elephant Upskirt
Elephant Upskirt.
An Ontarian Wanted To Become A Newfie…
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie…
Happier With A Hoover
Christmas morning she'll be happier with a Hoover.
How To Argue With A Woman
A flowchart.
Effective Birth Control
The most effective birth control method known to man.
The New IPhone 5C With IOS 7
The new iPhone 5C with IOS 7.
Flying Sharks
Flying sharks… we're screwed.
Mad Magazine's Boy Grows Up
The boy from Mad Magazine morphing into George Bush.
XBOX Girlfriend
A real girlfriend does not complain when her boyfriend is on his xbox…
A Dog Named Stay
I bought a dog once. Named him 'Stay'…
Someone Stole My Mood Ring
Someone stole my mood ring.
Scrabble Jokes
I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles… My next dump could spell disaster.
How To Fix Any Computer
A comprehensive guide to fixing any computer.
Went To The Moon, Took 5 Photos. Went To The Bathroom, Took 37 Photos.
Went to the moon, took 5 photos. Went to the bathroom, took 37 photos.
Do One Brave Thing Today
Do one brave thing today… then run like hell!
Bus To Hogwarts
To get the bus to Hogwarts, please run directly at this sign.
Old Style Birth Control
Old Style Birth Control.
Get In The Llama
No time to explain! Get in the llama…
Re-Think Vaccines
Next time someone tells you to re-think vaccines, show them this.
aeroplanes buses cars electricity firefighters imagery vaccines
Common Belief
The belief that there was nothing…
There Was A Spider, I Panicked
There was a spider, I panicked. But I think it's gone now.
A Love Story With A Happy Ending
Once upon a time, a bloke asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
Men Vs. Women
Men versus women…
What Is A Sonofabitch?
What is a sonofab*tch, exactly?
Freshly Washed Ballerinas
Freshly washed ballerinas.
Kikkoman When He's Down
Your boss called to say you're fired. So I bought your favourite soy sauce…
CIA Assassin
The CIA had an opening for an assassin…
Appealing Attire
I find this attire… appeeling.
Nana Nana Nana Batman!
Nana Nana Nana Batman!
Video Games Don't Make Us Violent – Lag Does!
Video games don't make us violent – lag does!
Well, I Guess We'll Beheading Home Now
Well, I guess we'll beheading home now…
Told Her Not To Brag About Her Barbie Dream House…
Told her not to brag about her barbie dream house…
Support Bras
Supportive support bras…
Good Things Are Twice As Good In Cellophane
Good things are twice as good in Cellophane!
If Beer Was Like Operating Systems...
If Beer was like Operating Systems…
Seal This Opening
I was told to seal this opening, so here I am.
Slur In Cursive
When I drink, I don't slur my words… I speak in cursive.
There Are Two Rules For Success
There are two rules for success: Never reveal everything you know…
Wrong Button
Fighter jet hits the wrong button.
Times Change
…but other things don't.
Just Back From Our Cruise. Had A Great Time.
Just back from our cruise. Had a great time.
Diary Of An AOL Luser
Diary of an AOL Luser.
My Dog Bailey Tried To Steal Stuff Out Of My Daughter's Purse.
My dog Bailey tried to steal stuff out of my daughter's purse. He got stuck and came over to me for help.
Baby On Board
Baby on Board
Hands In The Air!
Hands in the air! Now wave them around like you just don't care!
Please, Dave… Please Don't Let Me Be Locked Out From You!
Please, Dave… please don't let me be locked out from you! For complete feminine hygiene rely on Lysol – a concentrated germ-killer!
Windows Frozen
Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning, "Windows frozen."
Dormeyer Crying Wives
Wives: Look this ad over carefully. Circle the items you want for Christmas. Show it to your husband. If he does not go to the store immediately, cry a little…
Free IPhone To IPad Upgrade
Free iPhone to iPad Upgrade
Black Jack Black
Black Jack Black eating Cracker Jack playing a black jack while playing BlackJack with Jack Black who is threatening Black Jack Black with a Black Jack.
A Lemur Who Has Discovered The Wondrousness Of Cupcakes For The Fist Time.
A lemur who has discovered the wondrousness of cupcakes for the fist time.
Adobe Photoshop CS6 Has Stopped Working
The realest photography struggle ever…
Temptation, by a soon to be married man.
U.S. Ship Versus Canadian
U.S. Ship versus Canadian.
Rhino Painting
A rhinoceros painting…
Do You Ever Get So Angry…
Do you ever get so angry… you throw a VCR at a burning bus?
What to do when you're locked inside your car, and the keys are outside…
Self Referencing Homework
What has been your greatest accomplishment so far?
Notice is hereby given…
Moving Illusion
A psychedelic illusion where a brightly coloured non-moving image appears to be pulsating in and out.
Superman's Social Network Nightmare
Superman's Social Network Nightmare.
Men & Women In Sport
Women: No problem girls… I can go on. Men: Ahhhh! I'm dying.
Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world, there is a duck watching you.
Chris Coutts: No Effort Online: What Does Suxor Mean 2
Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations
Illogical Lego
Illogical Lego.
How People From Around The World Open Beer
People from around the world opening beer in their own unique ways.
Imaginary Friend
Aww, how cute. He has an imaginary friend!
Rich Nigerians
Nigerian man dies and authorities find billion in his apartment…
I Love My BSOD
Perhaps the only blue screen of death geeks would be happy to see.
boobs bsod computers fashion geeky imagery microsoft sexist shirts windows women
Monopoly Money For Fake Boobs
I think it's only fair to throw monopoly money at strippers with fake boobs.
Confused Carpentry
A Carpenter's Nightmare.
Disclaimer, Copyright & Contact Information
Feel free to send me anything you think might amuse me.
Held Hands Around The Equator
If the human population held hands around the equator, a significant portion of them would drown.
Always Love A Woman For Her Personality
Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose.
The Adventures Of TinTin: TinTin In Wynnum
The Adventures of TinTin: TinTin in Wynnum.
I'm So Sick Of Not Being Understood!
I'm so sick of not being understood! What do you mean?
Expecto Petroleum!
Expecto Petroleum!
Meth: Before & After
Meth: Before & After (or R2-D2 versus R2-FU).
Adopted Baby
Dude, I'm joking, you are not adopted!
Medical Marijuana
What disease is your medical marijuana relieving?
Valentine Hand
Of course I'll be your valentine. Let's stay home and watch some porn.
Comforting A Grammar Nazi
When comforting a grammar nazi, I always say softly, "there, their, they're"
Cat In A Cat Box
A cat in a Cat box.
But These Are For Girls
But these are for girls… Holy Crap! I look fabulous!
Grocery Shopping On An Empty Stomach
Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 4.
I Am Going Vegan
I am going vegan
Passive Agressive Hippie
Passive Agressive Hippie: You want a [peace sign] of me?
Too Long
Her: Do you want to her a joke about my vagina? Nevermind… you'll never get it! Her: Do you want to her a joke about my vagina? Nevermind… you'll never get it!
Alcohol Is A Solution
Not to get technical but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution.
Sorry For Party Rocking
Sorry for Party Rocking: Driver jumps from burning bus, party bus explodes in Inala.
Shuffle Your Feet For Stingrays
Shuffle your feet for Stingrays: One of the many dangers in Australian waters.
Melt Ice With My Mind
I can melt ice with my mind… just give me a few minutes…
Insert Disk Two
Please insert disk two.
Too Much Thyme On My Hands
I've got way too much tyme on my hands.
The Average Human Body Contains Enough Bones
The average human body contains enough bones to make an entire human skeleton.
What Is A Word Made Up Of 4 Letters Yet Is Also Made Up Of 3
What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also made up of 3. Although is written with 8 letters, and then with 4. Rarely consists of 6, and never is written with 5.
Filthy Hobitses
Filthy Hobitses
Canadian Riots
Canadian Riots: Sorry to bother you, but perhaps you should take a break as our mayor?
Kim, Eat A Snickers
Kim Jong-un: I'm going to nuke everyone. Kim, eat a Snickers. Kim: Why? Because you turn into a war mongler when you're hungry. Better? Kim: Better.
Geek Meditation Session
In your mind's browser, clear your cache… now delete your history… now navigate to a blank web page…
Feminine Instincts
If a girl ever pulls out a knife on you during an argument, pull out some bread and mayo. Her feminine instincts will kick in and she'll make you a sandwich.
Canada Has A Serious Epidemic
Protect yourself and others from the flute.
"Hi Honey. This Is Daddy. Is Mummy Near The Phone?"
Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mummy near the phone?
Lesson Of The Day
You should never do anything wrong, it will catch up with you…
Elephant Bone
…just to confuse future archaeologists.
Piracy Is Not Theft
Imagine your car gets stolen, but it's still there in the morning.
A Beer Before It Starts
A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts"…
Brace Yourself. Pizza Is Coming.
Brace Yourself. Pizza is coming.
Expensive Hearing Aid
A man was telling his neighbour, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."
Road Rage
Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man didn't notice it…
And I Was All Like, Pew Pew Pew!
And I was all like, pew pew pew! Pew pew pew! 'Merica!
How To Eat Pussy…
How to eat pussy…
In Capitalist America…
Bank robs you!
Monster Energy Drinks & Rubiks Cubes
Monster energy drinks & Rubiks Cubes: Dude. You have a problem. Problem solved!
Aboriginal Jobs
At the end of a tiny, deserted bar is a huge Aboriginal bloke…
Submarines In The Sky
Did you know that there are more planes in the sea than there are submarines in the sky?
Alphabet Game
The Alphabet Game is a car game played to amuse travellers on long car rides.
Punny Animals
Who ever invented the "knock-knock jokes" should get a no-bell prize!
animals beavers birds cats dogs fish frogs horses imagery puns rabbits zebra
Read Your Book Case
A bookcase worth reading.
North Korea: I Will Destroy America
North Korea: I will destroy America! Obama: Too late!
Kiwi Pig Sheep
Voted Best Joke of the Year in Australia…
Angela Merkel Arrives At Passport Control At Paris Airport…
Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport. "Nationality?" asks the immigration officer. "German," she replies. "Occupation?" "No, just here for a few days."
IPhone 5 Plus Versus Nokia 3310
iPhone 6 Plus versus Nokia 3310: Does it bend?
Holding Doors
Holding Doors: A Question of Distance.
Seek And Find You…
I shall seek and find you…
I Don't Believe In Astrology
I don't believe in astrology; I'm a Sagittarius and we're sceptical.
Windows: File Missing
Windows cannot find the file. Would you like some wine instead?
IPhone 10 – The Tallest IPhone Yet
A mock-up of the iPhone 10, after the launch of the "taller" iPhone5.
Please Use Finger
Pen is broken - please use finger.
Psalm 2009 – 2012
The First Book of Government.
For A Good Time
For a good time, call…
100 Guidelines On Becoming An Evil Villain
World domination is everyone's dream. It's not a bad job really…
Today Is Sunday
Attention! Today is Sunday. Share this on your Facebook wall. Within seven days you'll get another Sunday…
The Correct Way To Spell Potato
The correct way to spell potato is "GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU".
Grow Some Balls
Why do people say 'grow some balls'?
Star Trek TNG Meets Microsoft
Star Trek TNG Meets Microsoft…
Nothing Is Written In Stone
Nothing is Written in Stone…
Great Expectations
Who hurt you? My own expectations.
How Many Feminists Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!
Somebody Come Look At This
Somebody Come Look at This
Your Child Is Being Eaten By A Camel
Your child is being eaten by a camel. Do you… a) Save your child, or b) Take a photo?
Animals That Didn't Expect Their Humans To Come Home So Early!
Animals that didn't expect their humans to come home so early!
Call Of Duty: Women's Edition
Call of Duty: Women's Edition.
Thrown Out Of The Ring
Thrown out of the Ring.
I See What You Did There
I see what you did there… also, over here…
Home Mechanics
Home Mechanics and their cars.
Where Is Amanda's Husband?
Amanda is 21 years older than her son John. In 6 years from now, Amanda will be 5 times as old as John…
Australian Horror Story
American Horror Story versus Australian Horror Story
Brisbane, GTA Style
Queen Street Mall, Brisbane, GTA Style.
australia brisbane computer games explosions guns imagery police
And Then I Said
And Then I Said… The Differences Between Boys & Girls.
Please Use Tongue.
Do not touch bread with hands. Please use tongue.
A Wild Bus Drinking Water
And here we see a wild bus drinking water from a river.
But God, She Won't Even Make Me A Sandwich…
But God, She Won't Even Make Me a Sandwich…
Take His Wife And Flee
It seems Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but she looked back and turned into a pillar of salt! What happened to the flea?
If Penguins Have Knees
3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep (the other wants to know if penguins have knees!)
Caution: Door May Open
Caution: Door May Open.
Drowning, LOL!
If you see someone drowning… LOL!
Elderly Memories
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen…
Will Be President For Food
Boy sitting next to sign "No Campaigning beyond This Point" holding sign "Will Be President for Food".
Sound Thug
Sound Thug
Amusing Quotes & One-Liners
Amusing Quotes & One-Liners.
A Teaser
You must stare very closely at the door in this image for around 30 seconds…
Melbourne Cup Cat Horse
Melbourne Cup Cat Horse.
animals australia cats horse racing horses imagery jockeys melbourne cup sport
Polished My Car Too Much
Polished my car too much, now it's invisible…
Bradley Group Showers
Bradley Group Showers.
Perfect Riddle
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met…
Hinton's "Lilac Chaser"
The Dotty Illusion…
I Have A Cannon
You have a Nikon? I have a Cannon.
Vote Odin
The left wing said they'd abolish poverty; right wing said they'd abolish bureaucracy. Odin said he'd abolish ice giants. Where are the ice giants? Vote Odin!
Forgot I Was Sharing My Screen With Her
I was on an online conference call with a cute sounding girl, and googled her name out of curiosity. Forgot I was sharing my screen with her.
When A Woman Says "what?"
When a woman says "what?", it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.
May The 4th Be With You
If today is "May the 4th be with you" does that mean tomorrow is "revenge of the 5th?"
Fridge Magnets
Well, tell me, Randy. Has someone eaten all the refrigerator magnets again?
Slide To Unlock
A woman wearing a shirt: Slide to Unlock.
Banana Sausage
Banana sausage…
Red Bull Gives You Wings
Red Bull Gives You Wings.
Phone Tails
That's right dear, our ancestors had tails.
L33t H4x0r H4ml37
Tales for the L33T PATR TOO - HAMLET
Hey, Bug On My Back…
Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite? I mite be. Stupidest pun I ever heard…
Yoga Emergency Hotline
Yoga Emergency Hotline, how may I help you?
Emergency Bridge Repair Team
Duct Tape: Good for anything.
Womb Service
Hello, Womb Service? I'd like a double order of hot wings…
Biology, Multiplication And Division
Biology – the only science where multiplication and division mean the same thing…
Threw Caution To The Wind
Looks like someone threw caution to the wind.
Osama Bin Liftin'
Osama Bin Liftin'
In Case Of Fire, Take Stairs
In case of fire, take stairs.
Chook Heavy Metal Guitarist
A heavy metal guitarist chicken
Microsoft Office Suite Pass Key
Does anyone have an extra Microsoft Office suite pass key?
Charlie Sheen For Halloween
No, you can't be Charlie Sheen for Halloween.
How To Offend Four Groups Of Geeks With One Picture
How to offend four groups of geeks with one picture.
gandalf harry potter imagery lord of the rings patrick stewart star trek star wars
Psychiatric Answering Machine
A Psychiatric Office Answering Machine.
He's Gonna Upgrade Your Tablets…
Moses, meet Steve. He's gonna upgrade your tablets…
Don't Let Kevin Bacon Die
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have No Cash, No Hope and No Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.
Patent Infringement
Eating Fruit…
The Last Known Picture Taken Of Grandpa
A woman inadvertently points a gun towards a man.
One Thing Led To Another
I hate when you're reading something and you come across the phrase "one thing led to another"
The Matrix
What is The Matrix?
Four Perfectly Round Circles
Four Perfectly Round Circles.
You Can't Run Through A Campground
You can't run through a campground. You can only ran, because it's past tents.
Blonde Geometry
Attached is problem 3 on a geometry examination…
Jack's Phone
Why aren't you answering…?
Communist Traitor
It looks like you're a Communist traitor…
Group Therapy
…is not going to make Q any less of a hated letter.
Ladies Beach Volleyball
Just been watching Ladies Beach Volleyball, and there's already been a wrist injury… but I should be OK by Friday.
Oh Look, A Penny
Oh look, a penny!
Where She Belongs
Keep her where she belongs…
Non-stick Frypan
A stuck non-stick frypan…
I Tried Pot Once. Now I'm Gay!
I tried pot once. Now I'm gay!
Largest Goon Bust In Logan's History
Logan police in conjunction with the A.F.P. hauled in the largest goon bust in Logan's history. With an estimated street value of $39.
This Guy's An Idiot! Quick, Take A Picture!
This guy's an idiot! Quick, take a picture!
Is It Me You're Looking For?
Hello? Is it me you're looking for?
I'm Awkward When People Compliment Me…
I'm awkward when people compliment me… "Nice hair" Me: "Thanks, I grew it myself"
Speed Camera Hack
Car with SQL injection taped to the front.
The Park Anywhere Button
Self-explanatory really.
All Others Will Be Toad
Private customer parking only. All others will be toad.
animals broomsticks cars frogs imagery parking princesses witches
I Was Going To Make A Joke About A Bank, But Then I Lost Interest…
I was going to make a joke about a bank, but then I lost interest…
Building The NBN From Telstra Copper
Building the NBN from Telstra Copper
Va-Rice-Ity: My Man Likes Something Unexpected…
My man likes something unexpected now and then. That's why I serve him rice.
Furniture Training
Furniture training for one of their main purposes in life…
Wurst Nightmare
Hi. I'm your wurst nightmare.
Buffy Buffering
Buffy buffering…
American Measures
American Measures: An Arbitrary Retarded Rollercoaster
Make Some More Mistakes
I've learned so much from my mistakes… I'm thinking of making a few more.
T-Rex Making A Bed
When you're upset just imagine a T-Rex making a bed.
Chat Rooms
Chat Rooms – you never really know.
Evening Classes For Men
Instructive evening classes for men…
Zombie Evolution
The evolution of Zombies
Animated Coffee
Coffee with emotion.
I'm Glad You're Up
I've put all of your folded shirts on the floor for you.
Microsoft Lightbulb Jokes
Microsoft Lightbulb Jokes.
Horny Pirate's Worst Nightmare
What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
Letter To America
Letter to America
Always Wear Underwear
Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle…
This Summarises My Love Life
This summarises my love life. I'm the guy in blue…
I Usually Get 9/11
I don't always get rated on my terrorism attacks, but when I do, I usually get 9/11.
Logan My Family Stickers
Logan My Family Stickers.
The Circle Of Life
The Circle of Life: Who is afraid of who?
The Poodle And The Leopard
Experience trumps youth.
Dear Abby, My Husband Is A Liar And A Cheat…
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything…
agony aunt cheating clinton dear abby dear abby political relationships
Argument Typo
Heh I was almost forced to face the fact that my argument was bad but I see here that you made a typo hahaha tough luck pal.
Don't Fall For This
The CIA is trying to steal my…
"I may have alzheimer's, but at least I don't have alzheimer's"
Not Allowed
When a dog is all out of luck.
The 10 Commandments
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse or parliament…
A Ship Shipping Ship Shipping Shipping Ships.
A ship shipping ship shipping shipping ships.
The Exact Spot My Zipper Broke
The exact spot my zipper broke.
Facebook Illusion
Facebook: Providing the illusion you have friends since 2004!
Foot Smart
See if you can outsmart your foot…
Dead Snowmen
Gruesomely dead snowmen.
Balloons Are So Weird…
Balloons are so weird… "Happy Birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath"
Our Education System
[To an assorted group of animals] Our Education System: For a fair selection everybody has to take the same exam: Please climb that tree.
animals dogs education elephants exams fish imagery monkeys penguins school seals
Laminated Room
List of reasons why a room would have to contain a bucket and be almost entirely laminated: 1) Bad reasons.
Laurel And Hardy
Laurel and Hardy were repairing their roof. All of a sudden, Hardy lost his balance and went tumbling on the ground…
Fire Distinguisher
Fire Distinguisher: Yep, that's fire…
Humans Don't Land On Their Feet
Gee you're right, humans don't land on their feet.
Good & Obedient Wives
And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world…
Customer Retention
Free Phone Telstra Style.
The World's Shortest Books
The World's Shortest Books
Baby Instructions
Some useful instructions to keep baby alive and well…
The Australian Constitution: For Iraq
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq…
Engineering Flowchart
Nothing duct tape and WD-40 can't fix…
90's Gamer
Everytime I hear people complain about online gaming, I wish they could experience my pain of online gaming in the 90's…
Happy People
If you don't see happy people, you need therapy!
Something Wrong Officer?
Something wrong officer?
Attention Deficit Disorder
Ask me about my attention deficit disorder or pie or my cat. A dog. I have a bike. Do you like TV? I saw a rock. Hi.
Label Instructions
French Label Instructions
Nokia Versus The IPhone
The strongest phones ever!
Intellectual Jokes
Believing this statement will make you happier.
Quite Literally…
I phone, you tube. Hi honey, I'm home. Chocolate milk shake.
Firefox Has Encountered…
…an unexpected problem with Windows.
Scientific Breakthrough – Governmentium
A major research institution recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Governmentium.
Politically Correct Primer
A politically correct primer.
Swords Of The Centuries
Swords of the Centuries
How Many Mice Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
You'll Never Be As Happy As This Turtle
You'll never be as happy as this turtle.
Robot Vacuum Cat Shark Duck Chase
Robot Vacuum Cat Shark Duck Chase.
IDK LY TTYL: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.
A Redneck Love Poem
Susie Lee done fell in love…
Trannysaurus: You're fired.
Winter Knitting
What are you going to knit this winter?
What Rabbits Do
What rabbits do when humans go out…
What Women Want
Who are we? Women! What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? NOW!
Stop Surfing The Internet And Just Go To Bed
Holy crap! Look how late it is! Why do I always do this? Why is it so hard to stop surfing the internet and just go to bed?
National Portrait Gallery
National Portrait Gallery. National Landscape Gallery…
Vision Test
Vision Test.
Pygmy Dinosaur Hunter
The Pygmy Dinosaur Hunter…
How Did The Hipster Burn His Tongue?
How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped on his coffee before it was cool.
Stolen Generator
So I heard about the stolen generation…
Image of man backing-up with computer.
Time Breakdown Of Modern Web Design
The breakdown of modern web design.
Cyclone Magic Trick
Wanna see a magic trick?
Giraffe Spider
A giraffe spots a spider…
Spot The Baby
Spot the baby. No, the other one.
Women Use About 30,000 Words A Day
Did you know that women use about 30,000 words a day while men use only 15,000?
Steady Hand – The Results
Steady Hand – The Results (or what happens when you play Steady Hand)
Is There Anything Worse Than A Lego For Stepping On In The Middle Of The Night?
Is there anything worse than a Lego for stepping on in the middle of the night? A landmine.
Zebra Crossing
Zebra Crossing…
Sometimes I Sit On The Floor And Put My Arms Around My Knees And Lean Forward
Dad: Sometimes I sit on the floor and put my arms around my knees and lean forward. Daughter: Huh? Dad: Cuz that's how I roll!
Keep Off The Grass
A Nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothes, entered…
Husband Glasses
I'm returning these glasses I bought for my husband. He's still not seeing things my way.
First Time Seeing Fireworks
A baby sees fireworks for the first time.
What Smoke Detectors Warn You About
What smoke detectors warn you about.
A Cop Just Pulled Me Over And Said "Papers"
A cop just pulled me over and said "Papers"… so I said "Scissors, I win" and drove off…
Call The Rescue Squad!
I'm sorry dear. I can't hear you. I'm in the kitchen, making you a sandwich.
What Would Robots From The 1960's…
What would robots from 1960's and 1970's TV say today with current software installed?
Better Than A Flu Shot
Better than a Flu Shot
Coronavirus Zoom Conference
Zoom Conference: Can everyone hear me?
Bob Hawke's Yard Of Ale
While at university at Oxford in 1963, Bob Hawke, former Prime Minister of Australia, entered the Guinness Book of Records here at the Turf Tavern after downing a yard of ale (that's just over 2½ pints!) in just 11 seconds.
In Wine There Is Truth
In Wine there is Truth. In Beer there is Strength. In Water there is Bacteria.
Super Boner
Super-boner: A super problem.
The Seal Of Approval
The Seal of Approval…
Have You Seen This Bird?
I met this bird by the tree near the library. We chilled for like, 5 minutes, & then without any warning he just flew away. We really hit it off. So if you see him, please let him know I miss him.
Things To Eat And Drink In Public
Things to eat and drink in public.
Fire Extinguisher Fire
Fire Extinguisher Fire: What do you do now?
Ferrari Sack Pit Crew
The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday…
Proposing With An Onion
Proposing with an onion: Guaranteed to cry.
Kermit Sees The Doctor
Have a seat Kermit. What I'm about to tell you might come as a big shock…
This Morning, I Was Beaten Up By A Busy Woman In An Elevator
This morning, I was beaten up by a busy woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, "would you please press one?". So I did. I don't remember much after that.
How Babies Are Made
How babies are made (with an air pump).
Chosen One
I'm the chosen one…
Unix Commands
Amusing UNIX commands.
Step Ladder
The Troubles of Being a Step Ladder…
I stay up late every night, and realise it's a bad idea every morning.
I Scream Cone
I Scream Cone.
Adobe Updates
I don't always have an update…
He's Got Wifi
Three birds sitting on a wire, a fourth sitting in mid air. He's got wifi.
Kristen Stewart Smiles
I don't always smile, but when I do, I don't.
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Colgate Dental Floss Advertising Campaign
Colgate have created an ingenious campaign to promote their dental floss.
Have You Seen Pulp Fiction?
Have you seen Pulp Fiction? Yeah, but I didn't like it.
She Made That Clown Extremely Happy
She made that clown extremely happy.
Humans Of Sunnybank
In Asia culture, it's important for wife to trust husband and let him be the leader in the house. That's why after I am married, I will always leave big decision to him – for example, choosing between buy me a Chanel for birthday or go sleep on sofa for a whole month instead.
Cat: The Dog Went Missing
Cat: The dog went missing? Hahaha! Hahaha! I'm sorry human. Hahaha… no seriously, I'm so sad…
A Woman's Wish
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods…
How To Tell Alligators And Crocodiles Apart
It's not that difficult to tell alligators and crocodiles apart…
Spellcheck Not Needed
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy…
Hard To Pay Fine
Touching wires causes instant death…
Real Life Facebook
I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles…
Winter Classes For Men
Winter Classes for Men at the Learning Centre for Adults
Angry Birds
Angry Birds attend Anger Management.
I. Like. It. How. When. You. Read. This. The. Little. Voice. In. Your. Head. Takes. Pauses.
I. Like. It. How. When. You. Read. This. The. Little. Voice. In. Your. Head. Takes. Pauses.
This Is How Workplace Violence Starts
This is how workplace violence starts…
Canadian News
Canadian News: Quebec snowmobiler dies after driving under a moose.
Letter To A Mother / School Report
It is with great happiness that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend…
Don't You Suggest To Me What To Do
If you don't have GIO Third Party Property Insurance, we suggest you don't hit this bus.
Did You Try Jumping Off The Refrigerator Too?
Did you try jumping off the refrigerator too?
Free Puppy
Free puppy…
Best Way To Freak Out Your Friends
Best way to freak out your friends: Do not open unless you plan to kill it (written on an upside down container)
Irish Pets
Two Irish men walk into a pet shop…
Australian Kiss
Australian Kiss: same as a French Kiss… but down under.
All Trades Logan
All Trades Logan.
Chris Coutts: No Effort Online: Ugly Whore
Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations
I Think It Is Just Terrible And Disgusting How Everyone Has Treated Lance Armstrong
I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning seven Tour de France races while on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike.
Help Cat Neds Air
Please don't let the cat out. No matter what it tells you!
Mini Cooper
A guy driving a Mini Cooper pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce…
Buy Two & Receive A Free Fountain Face!
Buy two and receive a Free Fountain Face!
Drop Bears – Department Of Dangerous Fauna Management
Dropbears are a very real danger to all Australians. Almost one in ten Australians has been attacked by a Dropbear, and the rate is even higher for foreign visitors. Don't become another statistic. Always beware low branches and doorframes. Look up. Stay Alive.
What Animals Dream...
What animals dream.
Look, Sir. Droids!
These are not the droids you are looking for.
Evolution: Stop Following Me!
The typical "evolution of man" poster, except the man is facing his "earlier ancestors" saying "Stop following me!"
How To Pick Up Chicks
Instructional guide on how to pick up chicks.
Israeli Settlers
Of course we want peace–this piece and this piece and this piece and this piece…
Basic Human Needs
Basic human needs… like Wi-Fi.
Holiday House
The Holiday House
Inject Yourselves With Disinfectant!
Inject Yourselves with Disinfectant!
Cling-wrap Fun
Cling-wrap fun.
Requesting Air Support
Requesting Air Support! "Believe in yourself. You can do it!"
Dear Thigh Fat
Help the needy?
Difference Between Men And Women
The difference between men and women…
I Think I Might Stay Home Tonight…
I think I might stay home tonight… Liver and Wallet like this.
Street Name
Hey, what's your street name?
If A Man Says He Will Fix It, He Will
If a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months.
Vegetative State
Vegetative State.
To Avoid Perpetuating Gender Stereotypes
To avoid perpetuating gender stereotypes, I gave my daughter a mix of dolls and toy cars to play with. This is what happened…
Canadian Security
Canadian Security: It may seem rude but for security reasons please do not open the door to strangers.
Vodka Diet: Lose 3 Days In 1 Week
Vodka Diet: Lose 3 Days in 1 Week.
Couldn't Find My Coconut Shells.
Was gonna ride to work today. Couldn't find my coconut shells.
Go Home Bus, You're Drunk!
Go home bus, you're drunk!
Operating System Airlines
Operating System Airlines.
Just Being A Cat
Dog attacks person. Put dog to sleep. Cat attacks person. LOL, jus' bein' a cat.
Believe In Reincarnation
Yeah, well, I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age, either.
How To Know When You've Met A Democrat
Just in case you have trouble knowing when you've met a Democrat…
Feeling Sluggish
I've been feeling a bit sluggish…
Drafting Guys Over 60
New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60!
The Way Girls Play Computer Games
The way girls play computer games.
Seize The Day
Seize The Day: Sign up for the Epilepsy Awareness Walk.
Success Is Not Always What You See
Success is not always what you see…
All Your Base...
All your base are belong to us.
Sabrina Projects
Sabrina demonstrates the world's finest projection equipment…
Make Your Own Apple Laptop
Make your own Apple laptop the cheap—and healthy—way!
Scary Campfire Stories: Book Style
And then… after they had ripped out half of her pages… they turned her… into a movie!
Long Dogs
A man walking two long dogs meets a man walking two normal dogs…
Cannot Find The Damn File
Cannot find the damn file…
Little Green Balls Of Death
Little Green Balls of Death
Don't Copy If You Can't Paste
Don't copy if you can't paste…
Future Man
So you're saying people will "tweet" what they're eating for breakfast?
You Know What Doesn't Grow Back, Susan? Trust!
You know what doesn't grow back, Susan? Trust!
Marriage Secrets Of Highly Successful Couples
Marriage secrets of highly successful couples.
Funniest Alien Fan Art I've Seen
Funniest Alien Fan Art I've Seen.
No Public Motor Boating Permitted
No public motor boating permitted.
In Class Vs. In Your Exam
In class vs. in your exam.
Australian Spider Bite
That spider bit me… am I going to become spiderman? No. This is Australia, you're going to die.
I Have An APP For That!
Steve Jobs, 1955 – 2011.
Throwing People
A tomato's fear.
Women's Monopoly
By a man…
Congress: Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?
Congress: have you tried turning it off and on again?
Shake Your Head
Shake your head
How Dishwashers Really Work
How dishwashers really work…
Australian Banks
Australian Bank Logos.
You Look Fine
Instead of a mirror, a sign "you look fine".
Free Tattoo Removal
Free (and perhaps painful) tattoo removal.
Afterburn - Whom Do You See?
Relax and concentrate on the four small dots in the middle of the picture…
Jester App
Sorry–you've been replaced by an app…
Not A Happy Camper
Not a Happy Camper.
Ball-type Deodorant
Her: Is it the ball-type deodorant you want sir? Him: Oh no miss – it's for under my arms!
Jason Voorhees Gets Crocs
Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th) gets Crocs.
If Chinese People Tattooed Lame English Words On Themselves…
If Chinese people tattooed lame English words on themselves…
Visiting Your Gynaecologist During Coronavirus
Visiting your Gynaecologist during Coronavirus
Drinking A Nice Wine
Drinking a nice wine while listening to classical music…
Garden Flamingo
Garden Flamingo…
A Mosquito With A Helmet
Mosquitos flying towards a car.
Pop Out Of Bed
If people were meant to pop out of bed we'd all sleep in toasters.
Legoland Will Never Be The Same...
Legoland will never be the same…
Doesn't Protect From Harmful Rays
Puts on sunblock. Doesn't protect from harmful rays.
Doctor Bob Had Sex With One Of His Patients…
Doctor Bob had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long…
Row Row Row Your Boat
Row row row your boat. Shut up Carl.
EUNUCH Programmer's Manual - CONDOM(1)
The EUNUCH Programmer's Manual - CONDOM(1)
Blonde Betting
A very attractive blonde woman arrived at a Vegas casino…
Dog Poo Bin
If your dog does a poo please put it in a litter bin.
Unused Diploma.
I'd like to return this. It's unused. This is your diploma. Cash is fine.
Mars Vs. Venus
Mars versus Venus…
Sorry: A Bus Accident
Sorry: A Bus Accident
From The Minds Who Brought You CityCycle — UniCycle.
From the minds who brought you CityCycle — UniCycle. Brisbane's brightest idea yet.
How To Be Black
How to be Black: An Instructional Book.
Secrets To A Happy Marriage
Secrets to a Happy Marriage…
Welcome To The USA
The Government where the money's made up and the debt doesn't matter.
Walked Into A Public Bathroom
Walked into a public bathroom. Saw this and heard "hello?"
Mayan, Aztec And Oreos
Mayan, Aztec and Oreos…
Green Banana
Green banana…
Misunderstood Sharks
Misunderstood Sharks.
Wireless Networks
Wireless networks could save your life!
English (Traditional) And English (Simplified)
English (Traditional) and English (Simplified).
Google+ Versus Facebook
Google Plus versus Facebook
Acrobat Reader
An acrobat reader…
Kevin Rudd's Ego
Kevin Rudd's Ego.
Rejection Response
The next time you get a rejection letter from a hoped-for employer or publisher, just send them the following…
This Banana Tastes Funny
"This banana tastes funny" – George Bush.
Turtle Cavalry
Onward, alligator steed!
Children Painting
Two children, half a room and a TV covered in white paint.
All This Technology Is Making Us Antisocial
All this technology is making us antisocial: A tram full of people ignoring each other and reading the newspaper.
IKEA Product Recall
IKEA product recall advert on April Fools Day
Comments & Other Similar Social Data
Comments, Facebook Open Graph, & Other Similar Social Data.
Saved A Fish From Drowning
Here is a heart warming picture of a little girl that saved a fish from drowning.
John's Weather Forecasting Stone
One of the most reliable ways of forecasting…
Text Of A Letter From A Kid From Eromanga To Mum And Dad.
Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad.
When Someone Yells "STOP"…
When someone yells "STOP", I never know if it's in the name of love, it's Hammertime, or I should collaborate and listen…
I Wish These Were Brains
Sexist, but contains breasts…
A Cat With A Lion's Mane Hat
A cat with a lion's mane hat.
Alarm Clock That Releases Spiders
Million dollar idea… alarm clock that releases spiders! Now you're up!
Amusing Chat
Humour from the world of Internet Chat
Always Leave Your Hotel Room Like This
Always leave your hotel room like this
Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous.
If Your A Grammar Nazi
If your a grammar nazi and your reading this your gonna have a bad time.
Dealing With Hunger Pangs
A woman asks her partner at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs a slice of toast and, maybe, some grapefruit juice and coffee?"
Before Tweeting
In case of fire: Exit building before tweeting about it.
New Password Can't Be Old Password
Enter password. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong…
You Read That Wrong
That awkward moment when you read that wrong…
Pregnancy Tips
Some useful pregnancy tips…
An Atheist, A Jew, And A Christian Walk Into A Bar…
An atheist, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar…
Granny LSD
Boy asks his Granny, "Have you seen my pills labelled 'LSD'?"
Amazing Hidden Images
Amazing Hidden Images!
Hiding Submarines
China may be using sea to hide its submarines
What Do You Call A Gun Enthusiast?
You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home…
Grammar Matters
Two Google searches: One for "how can u" and one for "how can an individual"
25 Year Old Escort
But Mr. Berlusconi, you said, "Send a 25 years old escort to my villa!"
Thinking Outside The Square
A sideways television.
Schrödinger's Cat
Wanted: Dead & Alive…
The Girls Are Talking About Tampons
The Blonde: It's invisible sanitary protection, thank heavens…
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The Accidental Conversation Loop
My greatest social fear: The Accidental Conversation Loop.
Marriage: Before & After (Chicken Style)
Marriage: Before & After (Chicken Style).
Ten Pieces Of Bacon
If I had 10 pieces of bacon, and you took 4, what would you have? Yes, that's right you'd have a black eye and a bruised hand.
Spring Is Here. I'm So Excited I Wet My Plants!
Spring is here. I'm so excited I wet my plants!
BSOD: Blue Screen Of Death
The dreaded blue screen of death…
Honked At A Prius
Honked at a Prius, scared the crap out of it.
Giraffe Egg
Giraffe Egg.
Not On My Watch
Lost my watch at a party once…
Kneel, Says The Demon Light
Stop says the red light, go says the green. Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. Kneel, says the demon light, with its eye of coal. Sauron knows your licence plate, and stares into your soul.
She Might Scratch The Paint
I know what you're thinking… she might scratch the paint.
Bacon Tree
Back in cowboy times, a westbound wagon train was lost and low on food…
An IT Student Is Walking Along With His Bike…
An IT student is walking along with his bike…
Lost Phone
A man sends SMS from a lost phone…
Irish Girl Sunbathing
An Irish girl sunbathes…
Proof That Not Knowing Everything Is The Best Way To Go
Proof that not knowing everything is the best way to go.
Spider Dog
Spider Dog…
Sisters Of St Francis
Sisters of St. Francis House of Prostitution…
In Case Of Zombies
In case of zombies… or yard work…
What Do We Want? A Cure For Tourettes!
What do we want? A cure for tourettes! When do we want it? …
The Medical Alphabet
The Medical Alphabet
Chris Brown & Rihanna Bananas
I can't believe she didn't press charges. It got worse when he posted the unpeeled photos of her.
Girl's And Boy's Diaries
A girl and a boy and their diaries…