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An Online Anger Management Class
Are you required to take an anger management class? It is quite common for courts, probation officers, juvenile departments, schools and employers to require completion of an anger management class? If you think you have a problem with your anger you should consider several possibilities. The usual first option is to start with an educational anger management class. Anger management education can occurred by reading books, by attending anger management group sessions or by completing an online anger management class. You will know you have an anger management problem if your anger arises too frequently, too intensely or lasts too long. One more indicator that you have an anger management problem is if you are in trouble at home, work, school, with your friends or with the legal system. Our 8 hour class is only $64
Is the Offender Solutions® Anger Management Class
Online Anger Management Class Right for You?
Anger Management programs can vary a great deal in terms of content and delivery method. Like many things on the internet they are not always what they "appear" to be. Fortunately most of the anger management classes offered online are good and reputable, however, there are a few anger management classes offered that are either a bit deceptive about pricing (i.e., one price is all you really pay), certificate delivery (is it mailed or does it cost more?) or simply do not meet a high professional quality standard .
Offender Solutions® is a Nationwide Company that has a reputation across the Nation for our high quality programs. We have been providing anger management classes since 1994 as our Temper Talk program.
Some "Online" anger management programs are not actually a real online service. These anger management classes indicate they are an online program because they can be found and purchased on a web page, but in reality the anger management class is really a book you purchase or a download file that you put on your computer. This is really not an online anger management class but rather a product you purchase on the web.
At Offender Solutions® when we say we offer an Online Anger Management Class, we mean "Online." With our anger management class you will register online, create your username/password so that you can log in and out of the anger management program as many times as you want 24/7. You make your anger management class purchase online. You take all of your anger management coursework online as well. There are no downloads or anything else. The system will "remember" you and all of your scores as you log in and out of our secure system. You will also be able to print the Anger Class Certificate of Completion directly from your screen upon successful completion of the anger management program.
**Please note we do also offer a workbook/correspondence course for those without internet access.
If you are comparing anger management programs we encourage you to make sure you are comparing apples to apples. What is the history of the company providing the anger management course? What kind of experience, education and training qualifies them to offer anger management classes?
Offender Solutions® staff began researching and working with anger management clients in 1994. At the onset the service was called Temper Talk. Now, Offender Solutions® is a nationwide service providing high quality evidence based anger management services. All Offender Solutions® counselors are required to complete rigorous training prior to becoming a certified counselor. All Counselors are required to have a minimum of a Bachelor's Degree and are supervised by staff with a minimum of a Master's Degree.
Can a judge, probation officer or attorney contact the agency to verify anger management credentials?
Of course! If your specific court is not familiar with our program you may wish to print our court approval documentation, (click here to get document). to give them further information. If they contact our office we will also provide them access to our online anger class so they can view the program and its integrity for themselves.
What is the program based off of? Is there substance or just feel good babble?
The Offender Solutions® anger management class is based on the book The Psychology of Anger, written by Steven M. Houseworth, MA who is a consultant for Offender Solutions®. Listed below are the objectives of our program.
ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASS OBJECTIVE 1: Empowerment: To assist the client in developing a sense of personal responsibility for each decision they make. Prior to completing our online anger management course each client will acknowledge that anger behaviors are learned and utilized, either because they appears effective or because of a lack of alternative anger skills.
ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASS OBJECTIVE 2: Education: To inform each client of myths associated with anger. Further, to educate each client about the source of the anger emotion and orient to the process of choosing anger behaviors. The purpose is to have each client perceive anger quite differently and to question his/her existing attitudes, values and beliefs.
ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASS OBJECTIVE 3: Skills: To facilitate the development of an anger management strategy and expose the client to a variety of "in the moment" mental and behavioral anger management techniques. The need to identify specific anger management strategies and anger management techniques and practice is encouraged and emphasized.
ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASS OBJECTIVE 4: Victim Awareness: Special attention is paid to identify the impact that inappropriate anger emotions and behaviors has on strangers, friends, family, fellow students and work colleagues, and particularly the immediate victim of angering behaviors. Prior to the completion of the anger management class, the client will be aware that inappropriate anger behaviors create victims.
ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASS OBJECTIVE 5: Empathy Development: To have each client consider the value he/she places on "others." This objective entails having the offender look into him/herself, introspectively and weigh the value placed on SELF vs. the value placed on OTHERS. Prior to, and long after completing the anger management class each client will question themselves - asking, seriously, how important they believe others really are.
Do they offer a refund policy? What happens if your court does not accept the program?
Offender Solutions® stands behind its anger management program and offers a full money back anger management guarantee. Click here to view the Offender Solutions® Guarantee.
Why is the Offender Solutions® price so reasonable?
At Offender Solutions® we strive hard to keep our overhead costs low so that we can pass on the savings to you. We are well aware of all the other financial obligations that were likely placed upon you by the courts. We want you to be successful at completing your court ordered anger management class. We give you, what we believe to be a solid honest fair price for our service. With our anger management class I am very confident that you will be receiving one of the best anger management programs available.
Anger Management skills can be learned in many ways. For some, an online anger management program is best. No need to take time off work or out of your busy schedule. With Offender Solutions® you complete the anger management class in your home or at any internet connection on your schedule. Our anger management classes are available 24/7. For others, sitting in a group or with a live instructor might be the best option. Either way make sure the anger management class that you utilize measures up .
The Offender Solutions® Inc. Anger Management Classes
Offender Solutions® Inc. provides anger management classes as an 8 hour anger management class, a 10 hour anger management class or a 12 hour anger management class. The anger management curriculum is based on, "The Psychology of Anger" by Steven Michael Houseworth, MA. Our anger management classes teach behavior change methods, explore anger and anger management, confront myths about anger management and totally separate the anger emotion from anger behaviors. A key component of an effective anger management class is to educate the student about the dangers of mental rehearsing anger reactions. No anger management class would be complete if it did not include anger management strategy and anger management techniques. All three anger management classes work under the assumption that the way a person thinks guides the way a person behaves. The Offender Solutions® anger management classes use a cognitive restructuring approach which basically follows the tenant of Norman Vincent Peale (1898 � 1993): �Change your thoughts and you will change your world.� Our anger management classes ask the client to explore their attitudes, values and beliefs. Each of our anger management classes end asking the client to figure out what they believe, who they are and to identify their value system. To this end, our anger management classes have a victim focus and work toward understanding and developing empathy.
The Offender Solutions® anger management classes outline communication skills which include active listening. In addition active listening is an important part of anger management, as is developing and understanding of assertiveness and assertiveness skills. Our anger management classes work with the premise that a genuine apology is the only meaningful apology. Those in our anger management classes are not instructed to make an apology but are told of the potency of an apology.
Simply stated our anger management classes are designed to help people, young and old, learn healthy anger management. The consequences of unhealthy anger management include: anger management related health problems, anger management related family problems, anger management related financial problems, anger management related legal problems, and anger management related relationship problems. Anger management class referrals come from courts, employers, schools and of course people make their own anger management class referral. We do not recommend juveniles take our ten or 12 hour anger management classes.
The Offender Solutions® anger management classes began in 1994. As practitioners in the criminal justice field it was very clear that most crime is driven by one for of theft or another (shoplifting, car theft, burglary, robbery etc.) and by anger management problems (assault, menacing, domestic violence, harassment, road rage, etc.). As a result, it only made sense to focus on a specialty of theft and anger management. Our first anger management class was called Temper Talk and we quickly learned that conducting anger management classes is a formidable task. Initially we spent most of our time on techniques and, through trial and error, our anger management class evolved into the anger management class it is today. Our education, the volumes or research and practice has proven that an anger management class has little likelihood of being effective unless a key component is included � the attitudes, values and beliefs of the person with the anger management problem. Anger management clients need to change their thinking if they want to overcome their anger management issues.
As more and more famous people (movie stars, professional athletes and politicians) have experienced anger management problems and been required to complete anger management classes, communities have become more and more aware of the problems associated with anger management. If you put in a �Google Alert� for the words �anger management� you will be flooded on a daily set of anger management emails resulting from anger management problems across the country. Unfortunately, stress is directly correlated to anger and as our culture becomes more stressed we should anticipate more incidences of anger management problems. The good news is that with increased public exposure to famous people with anger management issues people like you and I are more open to seeking anger management classes. These days, most of the anger management clients I meet are not feeling stigmatized by being referred to an anger management class. In fact many of them see anger management classes as an opportunity for personal growth.
What types of people go to Anger Management Classes?
Let's face it, most people don't seek out anger management classes without a precipitating anger management event. The anger management event is typically a set of behaviors that got the person in trouble. �Trouble� with anger management comes in many forms but most commonly those who complete our anger management classes have an anger management problem that got them in trouble with the legal system. There is no law called �anger management problem� but it is common knowledge that assaults, domestic violence, harassment and even murder is often anger related. The next most common group of people who take our anger management classes come as the result of an anger management conflict at work, school or even in their home. What types of people go to anger management classes? Typically the person who goes to an anger management class has been required to attend an anger management class by a judge, probation officer, employer, school official, or even a spouse or parent. Though most people who attend our anger management classes are required to attend, there are people who are tired of the problems their anger have caused and as a result seek anger management classes on their own.
Our anger management classes separate anger into two categories, anger emotions and anger behaviors. Though there are many consequences for extreme, frequent or prolonged anger emotions, most anger management classes serve clients who have displayed inappropriate anger behaviors. Anger management problem behaviors problems are most commonly verbal or physical. Verbal abuse, threatening, loud tirades, verbal threats and verbal assaults are quite common ways people display an anger management problem. As you can well imagine, this kind of verbal reaction to anger is not acceptable in the workplace, at school or in the home and results in consequences. Physical anger management displays often come as an explosion or �blow out� when there is assault, pushing or fighting, a road rage incident or throwing and breaking items, even punching walls and doors.
What are you going to try to do to me in your Anger Management Class?
Strangely enough this anger management question is quite important! It is of high importance to Offender Solutions® that we don't try to do anything to you. Our anger management classes do not try to fix you. Our anger management classes do not judge you. Our anger management classes do not try to force anything on you and have no intent of imposing change on you. Critical to the success of an anger management class is the need to: a) be respectful of the anger management client, b) not be judgmental of the anger management client, c) not try to impose �the truth� on the anger management client and d) not try to impose change on the anger management client. Our anger management class is education oriented and works under the assumption that if you learn you will change your thoughts. If you change your thoughts you will change your behavior, your life and your world. Yes, with great confidence we are strong believers in education, we attribute education to have converted the human animal to the human being. Any change that comes as a result of taking our anger management classes is change that the client makes. We can take credit for providing meaningful information; the client needs to take credit for changing his/her anger management behavior. Life gets much better, much happier and becomes more fulfilling once anger management problems are in the past. Overcoming anger management problems becomes a self-reinforcing new behavior.
Okay, it is education based, so what can I expect to learn in this Anger Management Classes?
Our anger management classes are based on the book by Steven Michael Houseworth, MA, �The Psychology of Anger.� The anger management class curriculum finds a balance between providing new information and providing anger management �stuff� you can try, work on, use to deal with an anger management problem. The education component explains anger in a way you have likely never heard before and then moves right on to asking you to rethink anger management beliefs you may have that are not true � anger management myths. The anger management class provides a formula, (much like a math formula, i.e., 2+3=5) for understanding emotional anger management and another formula for understanding behavior anger management. These two formulas together become the anger management formula. If you take the time to understand the anger management formula you will likely change the way you think about anger. The second element of our anger management classes is the �stuff� you can do to work on, if interested, when not working your anger management class. The �stuff� we are talking about is called developing an anger management strategy (anger management activities you can engage in now, not waiting for another anger incident to occur) and developing anger management technique (anger management activities you can engage in when angry.) In each chapter the anger management student will learn either a new piece of information and/or a new anger management skill.
When should someone know to take one of your Anger Management Classes?
Our anger management class discusses anger in terms of frequency (how often), intensity (how extremes) and duration (how long). If a person has high frequency, high intensity or long durations they likely need an anger management class. We find this simple measures provides a good barometer for people to self asses if they need an anger management class.
Another way to determine if someone needs an anger management class is to simply ask if there are problems in their life as a result of anger management issues. If the person is having anger management related legal problems, school problems, employment problems or family problems, etc. they likely would benefit from taking an anger management class.
What is the best way to take an Anger Management Class?
Anger management classes come in many forms. The old traditional counselor in a chair method of dealing with people with anger management problems may be right for you. Counselors, psychologists and some social workers specialize in anger management and, if you have insurance or can afford their fees, you would do well to explore that route. Personally, I recommend a counselor or psychologist when the anger management problem is quite frequent, quite intense or lasts for substantial long periods of time.
Another popular way to take an anger management class is by attending an in person anger management classroom. This form of anger management class is often available in bigger cities. Basically, there are two forms of in person anger management classes; there is the anger management class and the anger management group . Anger management classes tend to be time fixed and often occur over several weeks. The anger management class is typically education and practice oriented. Anger management groups tend to be ongoing. They are usually more education and support oriented. If you don't like to read or don't mind sharing your anger management problems, or simply prefer a group or classroom setting, an anger management class or anger management group might be suited to you.
Offender Solutions® offers two other forms of anger management classes. Our anger management classes are offered as an online anger management class or a anger management workbook (study at home). As previously noted our anger management classes are educational in nature and provide anger management tips, tricks, techniques and strategy � much like the in person anger management classes. One huge benefit of an online anger management class is fidelity. Online anger management classes are delivered consistently the same way for each client and eliminate natural human errors and omissions.
Our workbook anger management class consists of the same content as the online class but is in a workbook format versus online.
Tell me about the online anger management class.
It really is pretty simple. The first thing you do is get registered so you can take your online anger management class � it's free to register. Try not to register more than one time, you will likely lose track of usernames and passwords and need to call our help center.
When you register you will be asked to input your email address. This becomes important because after you register for the online anger management class you will be sent an auto generated email confirming your registration. If you don't get an email right away I suggest you check your spam or junk-mail to see if it is there. You will also be asked for the email address of the person who referred you to our anger management class (If you have it). It is usually worth taking the time to get that person's email address because that person is sent a confirmation that you got registered for the anger management class and again when you complete your anger management class.
Once you are registered you need to pick the anger management class you want to take, the 8 hour anger management class, the 10 hour anger management class or the 12 hour anger management class.
Pick your class, click on the PayPal/Credit Card icon to pay for your anger management class and you are ready to go. We do have two tutorials that show you how to a) register for your anger management class or b) get to your anger management class.
Are there added costs or other things to buy?
The Offender Solutions® Online Anger Management Classes are 100% online. There are no additional items to buy and there are no added costs.
Will the Offender Solutions® Online Anger Management Class be accepted by the person who referred me to an anger management class?
Offender Solutions® is a nationwide premier provider of online anger management classes and has been accepted in every state in the country. That said, there is no national standard for anger management classes and any judge, probation officer or employer can accept an anger management class or reject it. We do offer a money back guarantee (be sure to read the details) if our online anger management class is not accepted.
Can I really take my anger management class anytime � day or night?
That's right! You can take your anger management class anytime, day or night, 23 hours a day 7 days a week. You also only need to work on your anger management class for as long as you want to. Stop and start when you want � they system will remember where you last ended your anger management class.
Are your anger management class exams difficult to pass?
Our exams do have fairly high standards. If you want to be sure to successfully complete any one chapter in your online anger management class you will very likely pass the exam if you simply read the material in that chapter. The only people who report our anger management class exams to be problematic are the people who tried �skimming� without learning. Our exams are typically reported to be easy after the person actually reads the chapter.
What if I need help, have a problem or need support?
Support to our anger management customers is very important to Offender Solutions®. We offer email support seven days a week 15 hours a day. We provide phone support 10 hours a day on weekdays are often available by phone on weekends. You can email email@example.com and you will typically get a response in ½ or less.
How do I get my anger management class completion certificate?
After you have completed all of your anger management class a Completion Certificate is immediately made available to you. If you want Offender Solutions® to mail or email you a certificate, just ask � no added fee. Mailed anger management class Completion Certificates are embossed and can be sent directly to the person who referred you to our anger management class.


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The Performance of Your County Economy: How Does It Stack Up?
Leading...or Lagging? Gaining...or Slipping?
Stronger...or Weaker? Better...or Worse?
Borrowing from an approach that sometimes appears in the finance sections of the popular press, LSGL analysis is a handy and versatile way to compare, portray and classify the patterns of growth across all of New Jersey's 21 counties.
Here, we adopt this approach to gauge and compare the real per capita income growth of New Jersey's counties over the latest available year (2022) against the backdrop of their growth over the previous decade (2013-2022). In so doing, we classify their growth and performance into 4 broad categories: Leading, Slipping, Gaining and Lagging. Particular attention is given to highlighting and assessing the growth of per capita income.
This LSGL module dynamically generates and calibrates a barometer for gauging the economic growth and performance of the 21 counties of New Jersey wherein "...unlike in the land of Lake Wobegon, not all the counties are above average."
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DHEA Hormone in Sterling, VA
DHEA (dehydroepiandrosterone) is an essential hormone for human survival. As a precursor to both male and female sex hormones (androgens and estrogens ), DHEA drives very important bodily systems/functions including: metabolism, sexual and reproductive processes, energy, mood and several others. The problem is that once we hit age 26 or so, our natural DHEA levels (produced by the adrenal glands, gonads and brain) start to decrease, leading to a myriad health problems.
Functions of DHEA
DHEA is most commonly associated with maintaining the proper function of the human reproductive systems. As the most abundant circulating hormone in the human body, DHEA—and its precursor DHEAS—have other functions as well. Immune function, neurological health, hair growth, mood stability, bone formation, joint health, cardiovascular system support, blood sugar, are just a handful of the roles DHEA(S) has to manage.
It makes sense than to suspect that a hormonal imbalance can have a profound effect on the way our bodies function.
Effects of DHEA Deficiency
It's said that by age 70 we only have about 20% of the DHEA(S) levels we had at age 25. With the natural decline of DHEA(S) levels, our bodies starts to develop a number of conditions. Some of these include:
- Emotional stress
- Cardiovascular disease
- Immune disorders
- Osteoporosis
- Rheumatoid arthritis
- Obesity
- Diabetes
- An increased risk of prostate, breast and ovarian cancer.
- High cholesterol (low HDL, "good cholesterol" and high LDH, "bad cholesterol")
- Memory loss
- Fat retention and weight gain
- Depression
To replace the natural loss of this very important hormone, doctors and researchers alike, have been interested in extracting or manufacturing DHEA(S).
Bioidentical DHEA Replacement
Bioidentical hormone replacement therapy (BHRT) is a relatively new development in the area of hormone replacement therapy (HRT). Unlike the old form of synthetic (lab manufactured) hormones, BHRT uses naturally occurring hormones found in plants like yams and soy. By starting with a natural hormone, BHRT hormones are the closest available match to the hormones our bodies produce.
In this case, DHEA synthetic supplements—the opposite of bioidentical hormones—carry an extensive list of adverse reactions, risks and side-effects:
In women
Side effects of synthetic hormones common to women include:
- Smaller breasts (reduction in breast tissue)
- A deeper voice
- Increased genital size
- Oily skin
- Abnormal menstruation
- Facial/Unnatural hair growth
In men
Side effects of synthetic hormones common to men include:
- Aggression
- Breast tenderness/growth
- Smaller testes
- Stress incontinence
In both men and women
Side effects of synthetic hormone replacement that are seen to affect both men and women include:
- Acute respiratory failure
- Arrhythmia
- Eye issues (like dry eyes
- Mood changes
- Low BP (hypotension )
- Acne
Synthetic hormones should also be used with caution in those with insulin infectivity/diabetes , heart disease, bad cholesterol, bleeding disorders, thyroid disorders , PMS, joint pain, hyperhydrosis, anxiety, depression , PTSD, sleep disorders, those who are seizure prone, and those with immune disorders.
For many bioidentical hormone replacement offers a safer alternative to the often controversial hormone replacement therapy. Bioidentical DHEA can be your answer for declining levels of this crucial hormone.
Request more information about DHEA and bioidentical hormone replacement today. Call (703) 822-5003 or contact Proactive Wellness Center online.
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In order to streamline support requests and better serve you, we utilize a support ticket system. Every support request is assigned a unique ticket number which you can use to track the progress and responses online. For your reference we provide complete archives and history of all your support requests. A valid email address is required to submit a ticket.


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The worst Christmas album covers ever: part 1
The ghosts of Christmas (albums) past...
As this slightly unsettling shot from John Travolta and Olivia Newton John's 2012 festive collection shows, when it comes to selecting covers for their Christmas albums, music stars frequently demonstrate an amusing lack of judgement.
So let's delve back in to part one of MusicRadar's guide to the Worst Xmas Albums Covers Ever. Today, we'll give you a rundown of the mad, the bad, the nutso and the probably-worth-sixty-bucks-on-eBay-but-just-look-at-the-thing.
Anyway, have fun, stick the Star Wars one on your Xmas list, and we'll see you tomorrow for part two. Over to our first entry…
Carol Channing - The Year Without A Santa Claus
A husky-throated spoken word special from theatre vet Channing, reading the headlining Phyllis McGinley's novella along with other festive classics.
As if the desperate 'Hug mommy!' artwork wasn't disturbing enough, six years later McGinley's book would become a terrifying Rankin/Bass animation starring Mickey Rooney (who's still not dead. Wait, better check. Yeah, still going).
Mickey Gilley - Christmas At Gilley's
A Christmas cash-in after Gilley's career was jumpstarted following an appearance on the soundtrack to John Travolta's 1980 hit Urban Cowboy.
God bless him. Nothing says 'I'm gonna make it this time' harder than a boozed up Santa and a crowd of cheering rednecks.
Heino - Deutsche Weihnacht... und festliche Lieder
Children Of The Damned albino bowl cut: check.
Dark glasses and madly bulging eyes: check.
Pattern sweater and massive Christmas tree: check…
Then this must be the Christmas album from kitsch German minstrel, Heino. Intrigued? Course you are. More here.
Korean Bing Crosby - White Christmas
We have no idea why this Korean version of White Christmas exists, who sings it, and why lampshades make him so happy.
Not that any of that matters when it sounds so awesome.
Woody Phillips - A Toolbox Christmas
The cover to this gourd music monster looks like a soft-focus snuff movie before the messy part begins.
The noise is even worse: it sounds a bit like real music, in the same way a tongueless dog howling at the moon sounds like a trained choirist. See?
Star Wars - Christmas In The Stars
Shameful but officially sanctioned Star Wars Christmas album from 1980 (the cover was drawn by the series' poster artist Ralph McQuarry, triv fans).
It's mostly Anthony Daniels dueting with the synth-splurge that is R2-D2, though the album also features the first professional vocal performance of Jon Bon Jovi.
The Kingston Trio - The Last Month Of The Year
The clean-cut folk trio pictured committing typically chirpy group suicide by electrocution following the release of their 1960 seasonal release.
Not really. Though there is something desperate in their faces - maybe they sensed that The Last Month Of The Year would be their first major flop, reaching only #11 on the Billboard Pop chart.
Korla Pandit - Merry Xmas
Not just heroically ugly but also colourblind…
This cover takes Indian star Pandit - who was actually an African-American called John Roland Redd - and makes him look like a frightened white child.
Ringo Starr - I Wanna Be Santa Claus
Ringo's festive effort from 1999, featuring guest appearances from The Eagles' Timothy B Schmit and Aerosmith's Joe Perry.
Keeping up the collaborative theme, the album art was apparently designed through a colouring competition in McDonalds.
Various Artists - Christmas With Colonel Sanders
Harry Bellafonte leads the charge on this weird fast food tie-in, the cover of which teaches us that using family feast buckets as gift wrapping is totally OK.
At least the Colonel looks more alive here than he did two years earlier on the front of the album's predecessor, Christmas Eve With Colonel Sanders.
Indo G Presents… Christmas N' Memphis
Swag-bag Santa fills up the unique cover of rapper Indo G's extraordinary Christmas record.
Tracks include Frosty The Blowman, All I Want For X-Mas Is My Charges Dropped and Santa's Ho House.
Santa's Helpers - All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
That's funny, kid, because we'd really, really like to give them to you.
Mirror Image - Disco Noel
The small red print says 'Disco dance step lesson enclosed!'… which isn't much use for the lady reduced to jiving with a mirror-themed tree at Christmas time.
And in case you're wondering, yes, it sounds like you'd expect a meeting of Christmas and disco to sound: like the apocalypse.
DC Superheroes - Exciting Christmas Stories
Something worth considering: Superman is one of the few people who could genuinely do Santa Claus' job without remodelling the laws of space/time.
Batman's still the coolest though. Look, he's carrying a bag of presents the same size as Superman's, even though he doesn't have super strength. Wow.
Six Million Dollar Man - Exciting Christmas Adventures
So what happens in these festive capers, apart from our bionic hero apparently doing some sort of festive strip?
"With only seven shopping days left until Christmas, Colonel Steve Austin suddenly remembers he has not bought any gifts." Really…
William Hung - Hung For The Holidays
American Idol laughing stock/hero Hung's 2004 Christmas covers album, which is only marginally more ridiculous than his debut from the same year, Inspiration.
Not sure about the sleeve design. Is it self-made? Some kind of post-modern joke so progressive it's subsumed into its own well of meaning? Or just utter, utter wang?
Thore Skogman Julskiva - Klappa Pa
Swedish dazzler Julskiva gives us a Santa with a difference.
That difference being a Hessian murder sack strung with a few sad noodles of tinsel and almost certainly containing the biological evidence to put him away for 25 to life.
Harry Secombe - Christmas Cheer
Secombe turned to singing after the success of The Goon Show on BBC Radio.
But his rich voice didn't power itself - it was fueled on roasted children, and they're more potent served smiling.
Yngve Stoor - Jul Med Yngve Stoor
Christmas with Yngve Stoor reads the translation to this Scandie Chrimbo cracker.
Further research is needed to explain why Father Christmas is escaping from man-eating savages on a surfboard wearing only a handkerchief.
Various Artists - Christmas At Our House
Swingstress Martha Tilton and a promised group of other GREAT HOLLYWOOD stars bring us this bare-bricked image of Christmas dejection.
Where's the tree, dad? Why didn't you buy me enough train track to do a figure of eight? And why the hell do we only have a tiny square of carpet?
Tim Dinkins - Christmas On The Moon
Obscure folk mimsy from the otherwise unheard of Dinkins, along with the mysterious Mrs Nellie Bond.
Interesting to note that Santa is a capable pilot, and that reindeer are presumably incapable of surviving in orbit even if they are magical enough to fly. Listen to the madness here.
Various Artists - Christmas In England
Keep yer fur-lined Santa and yer Coca Cola: cold brickwork and an inedible, death-black Christmas pudding is the real seasonal spirit.
This 1957 oddity was one of eight 'Christmas In…' albums released by Capitol in the same year. Check out how Catholic everybody is in Italy.
Shelley Duvall - Merry Christmas
Cher's curly-fraz wig and a chorus of Cinderella-style cartoon critters help Hollywood misfit Duvall launch a sickly sweet assault on Christmas.
Have a listen - a few seconds is enough to have you reaching, Jack Nicholson-like, for a baseball bat.
Kim Se-Hwan - Merry Christmas
More Korean Christmas capering, this time from sporty star Kim Se-Hwan.
Normally, skiing without a helmet is considered dangerous, but Kim's side parting is resin-coated and is strong enough to withstand bullets even when fired from close range.
Yoko Ono - An Xmas Message From Yoko
Yoko's solo Christmas effort from 1991, now sadly out of print.
The evocative sleeve pictures Christmas not as a twinkling festive wonderland, but as a dark abyss scattered with meagre ashes. Merry Christmas to you too, love.


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Funny Joke Work Buttons Pins or Fridge Magnets - Funny Pins for Backpack - Pin Buttons or Fridge Magnets - 5 Pack - Co-worker Gift 1" P63-4
This work button 5 pack makes a great gift for co-workers and friends! Why not add a little sarcastic humor to your work day?
Size: 1 Inch
Buttons are great for backpacks or jackets! Magnets are great for refrigerators, mini fridges, and work, school, or gym lockers! All buttons have the same pin-back closure (or magnet back for magnets) shown in the pictures of the back (stock photos of the back options).
We offer cool fridge magnets, funny buttons, positive buttons, encouraging buttons, geeky buttons, random humor buttons, geekery buttons, nerdy buttons, sarcastic buttons, funny work gift buttons, work joke buttons, and other out-of-this-world pins and magnets!
Thanks for looking and have a great day!:)
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Recommended for adult use. Have an awesome day!
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- Letterena Studios
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- Bonbale
byLetterena Studios
January 24, 2022
January 24, 2022
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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
Product Detail
Bonbale – Modern Signature Font , from Letternity Studio,suitable for any projects such as: logos, branding projects, homeware designs, product packaging, mugs, quotes, posters, shopping bags, t-shirts, book covers, name card, invitation cards, greeting cards, label, photography, watermark, special events, and all your other lovely projects that need a beautiful script taste.
What's Included :
- Bonbale (OTF/TTF/WOFF)
- Web Font (Only WOFF format)
- Standard glyphs
- Alternate and Ligature
- Works on PC & Mac
- Simple installations
- Accessible in the Adobe Illustrator, Adobe Photoshop, Adobe InDesign, even work on Microsoft Word and Other Software.
- PUA Encoded Characters – Fully accessible without additional design software.
- Fonts include multilingual support
*Please read FAQ page before make a purchase.


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Flat Roofs in Orange, New Haven and West Haven
Consult a reliable flat roof specialist at SOS Restoration & Construction Inc. to help you decide upon the most suitable flat roofing material for your home or business. Whether you require complete roof restoration or basic roof repair and maintenance, our certified flat roof construction experts will evaluate your existing roof and provide knowledgeable recommendations and customized flat roofing applications that offer energy efficiency and an extended roof life expectancy available in a arrange of flat roofing types.
A Range of Flat Roof Options
Built Up Roofing
Advanced asphalt based roof tar applications are completed with an extra top layer of gravel that minimizes heat and maximizes durability. SOS Restoration & Construction Inc. provides certified and cost effective repair and maintenance for built up roof systems by adding extra heavy duty layers when required.
Modified Bitumen
Ideal for residential and smaller commercial properties, modified bitumen is easily installed and handled by SOS Restoration & Construction Inc. roofing experts who seal seams with the heat application of heavy duty adhesives and durable protective coating finishes.
Available in large rolls of varying widths up to 50, this rubber flat roofing material is suitable for large commercial and industrial locations and has a proven track record for superior weather resistance and extended flat roof life expectancy.
Affordable and lightweight, this single ply roofing option is composed of highly durable plastic also used for pipes and plumbing. Ideal for large commercial flat roof installations, SOS Restoration & Construction Inc. roofers heat weld PVC sheets that result in waterproof seams and superior durability.
Lightweight and affordable, TPO thermoplastic flat roofing material is a one of the newer roofing technologies that is versatile enough to be adapted to a wide range of roofing projects. Installed with heavy duty adhesives or mechanically fastened, TPO flat roof applications requires a clean and uniform substrate and professional installation to ensure proper performance.
Spray Polyurethane Foam
A combination of roofing material, insulation and flashing components, SOS Restoration & Construction Inc. SPF flat roofing installations are carried out with high density spray foam that seals leaks and gaps to form a waterproof barrier that also heavily insulates reducing heating and cooling costs. A cost effective option that eliminates the need to tear down the existing roof, consult with our qualified roofers to find out whether an SPF flat roof application would be suitable to your current roof system.
Why Choose a Flat Roof?
Though most commonly used for commercial applications, our skilled roofing technicians can adapt flat roof applications to just about any structure. As a reputable licensed and insured flat roofing contractor, SOS Restoration & Construction Inc. has extensive experience and uses only premium quality roofing materials from recognized brand name manufacturers. Our helpful and qualified staff is not merely concerned with making a sale, but providing residential and commercial clients with flat roof installations that offer a range of practical benefits that include long-lasting performance and durability, as well as energy efficiency and esthetic appeal. Contact us to learn more about how various flat roofing options that can be customized to suit your budget and to schedule a free flat roof estimate today.Let us help you with your roof


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In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
In Flanders fields.
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.