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Sasha Grey
Jenna Jameson
Traci Lords
Bree Olson
Taylor Vixen
Asia Carrera
Lexi Belle
Tyla Wynn
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Jessica James
Nina Hartley
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Taylor Rain
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7 Things Women Think About While Giving Head
The art of fellatio can be a daunting, redundant, and sometimes difficult job, a job not for the easily gagged or weakened jaw. Combine that with a woman's inability to relax and you have quite a humorous adventure on your hands. While giving head doesn't seem to be rocket science, even the most seasoned blowers admit to having a doubt or two when face to face with the one-eyed monster.
I already gave you an inside look at what crosses a woman's mind while receiving oral, but now it's time to examine the flip side. Here are the most common things women think while giving head.
The last thing a woman wants when she is giving head is a face full of bush, because we all know the bigger the bush, the better chance of loose hairs. I apologize if I just made you gag, in my defense I did too. Don't me wrong, I know men face this exact fear when heading south on a chick, but when it comes to tolerance of all things yucky and gross, women have a much lower threshold. So you can just imagine when her mouth is chock full o' cock and a pesky little pube gets caught in her tracheal or worse, her teeth, that the only gagging she'll be doing is from her vomit and not from deep throating.
Unless you're a ball sack lover, most women are going to question their interaction with his balls. Thoughts of, "Am I touching them at all? Should I massage them or at least give them a little tug? Fuck, I really don't want to lick them. Did he just ask me to suck on them?" Men's nuts are a scary thing and while they can easily be ignored the first few blowjobs, eventually you're going to have to face the music (the music being his sack). I suggest experimenting a little before setting a "NO BALL PLAY" law into action. See what you can handle and listen to what he likes, chances are if you hear him moaning and groaning like a sex-induced zombie, you won't mind the fact that he is tea bagging your face.
Ok, not to get to personal here, but the first few times I got on my knees I kept thinking, "Why the fuck is my mouth making so much noise. I don't sound like this when I'm eating a Tootsie Pop, do I?" The sounds of slipping, slurping, and popping were so deafening (to me) that I was unable to concentrate on the task at hand, resulting in a very confusing and unfinished blowjob. I later found out that men rather enjoy these noises. To them, it's like listening to the sound track of love, full of saliva violins and penis trumpets.
While it is said there is no greater pleasure than a prostate massage, many men consider this area a NO FLY zone. Unless he grabs your finger and literally sticks it in his ass, I wouldn't worry about it so much. Diving into ass play is definitely something to be discussed prior to play time, but if you're in the heat of the moment and feel a strong urge to cork him with your pinky, try exploring the surrounding areas first to gauge his reaction. You will know rather quickly whether he is down for a game of Hole in One.
Thanks to porno's everywhere, men expect women to be as eager as Jenna Jameson when it comes to sucking them off. As if we didn't already have enough to do with the stroking, licking, and tugging, now you want me to look at you while your balls deep and look sexy while doing so? Yeah, fucking right! I am not saying an occasional glance upstairs isn't possible, but if you think I can watch you the whole time without poking my eye out with your cock then you're crazy son. My advice, when you get a chance ladies, throw him a batted eyelash or two, but don't get too carried away resulting in an awkward stare down that resembles more of a blinking contest than an actual blowjob.
Ahhhh, the never-ending blowjob. What was supposed to be a quick treat for your man has turned into a 20-minute workout leaving your mouth dry, jaw exhausted, and neck muscles burning. The first few minutes should be rather enjoyable, teasing him and showing off all your nifty dick-lickin tricks, but after a while, your mind begins to wander. "I thought this blowjob was just to get him hard and ready for sex. Is he planning on coming now and again when we have sex? That's fine if he wants to come, but just fucking do it already, jeez." Unfortunately, for women and our over-active brains, once a certain time passes of us doing the same thing whether it be riding a bike, riding a dick, or sucking one, eventually our thoughts stray elsewhere.
There is so much pressure when it comes to the final resting place of a man's ejaculation. In her mouth, on her face, on her tits, or in her ass, the options are endless. So it is no surprise that when women are mid-blowy we question where his sperm will end up. "Should I swallow this time? Does he deserve for me to swallow? Maybe he drank pineapple juice then it will taste sweet. Please Lord I hope he didn't have asparagus because if pee smells that bad after eating it I can only imagine what jizz will taste like." Like all things manly and macho, men love when a woman swallows rather than spits. I can just hear them saying, "Me likey when woman drink me sperm." Whatever the reason is and whichever method you choose, I can assure you your man is happy just by having his dick in your mouth.
It's Time For Some SFW Photos Of Porn Star Legend Asa Akira
The 32-year-old has been in the adult film business for about ten years now, logging in over 505 adult films. And through that time Akira has also gotten numerous awards including the AVN Female Performer of the Year, becoming only the second Asian person to ever win that award. It all kicked off in 2007 while Akira was working on the Bubba the Love Sponge radio show. And it was there where Akira met porn star Gina Lynn, who offered Akira porn work. And the rest is horny history.
Before that Akira was a dominatrix and a stripper. So yeah, this lady has no problem stripping her clothes off for some hard cash. Akira has close to one million followers on Instagram, and since we can't show you any of her naked stuff on here, you should enjoy the photos below thanks to Akira's Instagram.
The 10 Most Popular Vintage Porn Stars We Still Love
If there's one thing that we all can agree upon, it's that porn stars definitely do work hard for a living. It takes a Herculean amount of effort to look great naked on camera, and a single professional porn shoot can mean hours upon hours of sex in difficult positions.
The modern porn industry, though, is one that has its issues. If you ask many people who critique porn, there's a je ne sais quoi that most modern porn shoots just don't have. That's often why so many critics prefer vintage porn to modern porn.
Maybe it's the plastic-surgery free era they enjoy, or the fact that porn stars from back in the day really put everything on the line when they joined the industry, but whatever it is, they're right to enjoy vintage porn.
Vintage porn is more than just vintage sex magazine logos, cigars, and 60s Warhol shots. This list is dedicated to the most famous vintage porn stars in X-rated history—and why we still love them today.
Ron Jeremy is one of the biggest names in porn, and yes, he counts among vintage porn stars. When the former schoolteacher first got into porn during the 70s, he was just an average guy who really needed money.
With the dearth of male porn stars back then, it ended up that Ron Jeremy got booked for just about every major skin flick that was released in the decade. He became a mainstay, and was known for being one of the roughest lovers in the industry for quite some time.
That being said, Ron Jeremy still remains one of the nicest guys in porn today. He's now a pop culture icon—and literally the X-rated version of every guy's American dream.
I mean, aside from having his own movie, sleeping with thousands of women, and also recreating Miley Cyrus's "Wrecking Ball" video, the guy's just all-around known as a good guy. You really can't get more love in the industry than Ron Jeremy did.
People may make fun of male vitnage porn stars for the mustache, but they really shouldn't. If you've ever wondered what he looked like in his heyday, I'll tell you right now: gorgeous.
Nina Hartley is one of the most famous vintage porn stars still working in the industry today. After having seen one of the first porn films directed by a woman, Nina Hartley became inspired to get into the adult film industry.
Her first film, produced during the early 80s, was Educating Nina—it was an instant hit. Almost immediately, the porn world fell for Nina's beautiful blue eyes, a tiny waist, and round booty. Since then, Hartley has been in hundreds of films, including a number of the infamous "Debbie Does" scenes.
Along with being incredibly prolific, she's won dozens of awards and attained mainstream recognition for her work. Today, she's a highly respected sex educator, activist, and author.
As of 2017, she's still doing porn—mostly in the form of educational videos that teach how to do wilder sex acts safely, sanely, and consensually. They're definitely worth a look, if you love learning how to be a better partner in bed.
We honestly couldn't have a list about the hottest vintage porn stars without talking about the beautiful and busty vixen known as Kay Parker. A simple look at some of her snapshots says everything, doesn't it?
In her time, Kay Parker was one of the biggest names among female porn stars in the world. The British beauty was known for having a very slender frame, piercing eyes, and for being one of the first women to break the "MILF" taboo.
During the 1970s, Parker became infamous for being "the man eating mama" that every young guy secretly fantasized about. Though she retired in the 80s, the fact is that Kay Parker is the mother of MILF porn—and that her legacy lives on in the adult film industry in ways that still have to be fully recognized yet.
One of the other major vintage porn stars you'll still hear about is Peter North, who still stays strong in the industry at 60 years old. When he first entered the industry, he was known for his modelesque face, his excellent acting, and for being a "one man bukkake party."
When Peter was first discovered, he was an underwear model for athletic wear. Since his first film, it became clear he had a lot of talent. Over the decades, North has been in over 2,500 adult films as either an actor, a director, or a producer. Surprisingly, both he and his adult actress wife both still are active in the industry.
Peter North is now a high-end adult film director who's happily married and enjoying la vida loca with Nina North. This goes to show that vintage porn stars always will have it goin' on—and that they're still capable of delivering great content, on and off screen.
Blake Mitchell is one of the hottest vintage porn stars of the 90s era, and her claim to fame was the fact that she was a striking Raquel Welch lookalike. During her time on the scene, she was known for producing lots of fetish porn alongside more mainstream MILF films.
Though she's done catfighting videos and other such things, Blake Mitchell's hottest fetish work had to be her large breast films. (At a bra size of 36FF, she definitely fit the "well-endowed" bill.)
Her porn was known for having a very sensual, mature, and seductive vibe—even when she was showing her badass side of things. It's easy to see why so many people love to fall in love with Blake, even today.
Ginger Lynn is one of the very first vintage porn stars to gain mainstream fame and non-pornographic roles thanks to her forays into the adult film industry.
When she got into the industry, it didn't take her too long to become the top female performer of the 80s. Without a doubt, she had what it took. Her blue eyes, bangin' body, and sexy persona took the world by storm.
Her porn career is as legendary as it gets. She ended up being the ultimate vintage Penthouse pet, worked with all the biggest names, and was cited as #7 of the top porn stars of all time by the AVN.
Once her stint as a porn star was done, she started to receive movie roles—including roles in films like The Devil's Rejects and Young Guns II. She also dated Charlie Sheen, had animated segments in computer games, and got her own podcast.
Basically, she was the first female performer to really gain mainstream appreciation, and that's worth celebrating.
Back before you knew her as an awesome Night Calls radio personality, Christy Canyon was known as one of the hottest porn stars of the 80s. (Yes, she regularly starred alongside Ginger Lynn as a result.)
Brunette, petite, and incredibly innocent-looking, Christy Canyon was infamous for her wide-eyed charm and her strikingly long legs and her massive bust. To date, many consider her to be one of the hottest brunette vintage stars out there.
Much like her friend and radio co-host, Ginger Lynn, she has been inducted into multiple halls of fame for her contribution in the porn industry. That alone tells you tons about why she's one of the hottest vintage porn stars of all time.
If you read history books a bit, you may already recognize Linda Lovelace's name. This is because she made history as being the star of the notorious film Deep Throat—the very same pornographic film that was used as a codename during the Watergate reveal.
For that reason alone, her name will probably be the one that remains historic for centuries to come. However, she's a porn star who did quite a few movies during the early 70s. So, it's worth pointing out that there's more to Linda than just Deep Throat and having a sexy 70s celebrity booty.
Her story is actually a rather sad one. After having made several movies, including some sex-positive biographies, Linda openly admitted that she was coerced into making the movies by her abusive husband.
After her divorce, Linda Lovelace had an immediate change of heart. She ended up becoming one of the rare vintage porn stars on this list to turn into a born-again Christian and an anti-pornography activist.
That being said, her legacy as one of the best vintage stars out there still remains, and has even extended into the world of computer programming as a result.
Most people know John Holmes's name, even if they don't really watch vintage porn. This is because he was famous for two things: the size of his penis, and the fact that he was one of the first adult actors to die from AIDS.
Along with being known for having the longest penis in the industry, John Holmes was recognized as being one of the most prolific porn stars of the 80s. Scandals were constantly swirling around him, including accusations of hard drug use and even being involved in a murder.
But, there was a lot to Holmes that most people didn't see, including his activism in Greenpeace and the many rounds of door-to-door campaigning he did for Save the Whales.
With the way Hollywood rumors work, it's hard to tell what Holmes really was like. All we know is that he's one of the greatest vintage porn stars of his time, and that he's very sorely missed by those who knew him.
Perhaps the most vintage of all the vintage porn stars on this list is Juliet Anderson, also known as "Aunt Peg" by fans. Though she was born in 1938, Anderson's name continues to be one of the most searched vintage names on Pornhub—and it's easy to see why.
Juliet Anderson entered the porn industry at 39 years of age, and quickly rose to fame for being the naughty aunt who just so happened to seduce everyone in sight. She was mature, sexy, and sensual at a time when it was just never done.
She was a brave woman who helped bring about the sex revolution. She's been a mail order owner, a phone sex operator, a stage actress, and a sex-positive feminist. Simply put, porn wouldn't be the same without Aunt Peg helping bring it to the mainstream.
As a result of her sex positivity and her contribution, she earned an honorary Doctor of the Arts from The Institute for Advanced Study of Human Sexuality. Considering her lifetime of learning, it's easy to see why she earned that honor and why it's so well-deserved.
This Porn Star Had To Cancel Her 'Oral Sex Tour' After Being Attacked By A Dog
Well damn, that's certainly a shame.
Remember Paola Saulino? She's the 28-year-old model and porn star who set out on an oral sex tour to hand out blow jobs to anyone who voted 'no' in an Italian referendum on the constitution. And let's just say that she was completely serious about handing these out on tour as she had already claimed to had offered her services to 400 voters. But bad news for all those waiting for their chance as Saulino has put a halt to her tour.
Why is that? Well she was attacked by a dog at a house party and now needs time to allow her mouth to recover. Here's what Saulino had to say to The Sun:
"Pompatour is still going. I mean pompatour actually is my life-style. It's my way to be free. The doctor suggested me to not do big movements with my mouth for several months. Reducing physical activity of my face helps it heal better, to cure the scar on the inside.
After all I've learnt from this experience, I decided that my b*** j*** can wait for now, and my decision is to care of my health and heal my face."
"Pompatour is still going. I mean pompatour actually is my life-style. It's my way to be free. The doctor suggested me to not do big movements with my mouth for several months. Reducing physical activity of my face helps it heal better, to cure the scar on the inside.
After all I've learnt from this experience, I decided that my b*** j*** can wait for now, and my decision is to care of my health and heal my face."
Saulino was left with wounds to her nose and lips and she needed stitches after the large black dog attacked her. Docs are saying the marks should fade in about nine months. And while the tour is canceled for now, Saulino still plans to extend her tour to other places once she recovers. Here's what she said:
"It would be my pleasure to start a pompatour in Britain. I really would love to do it. I really love British people, you are so nice and elegant, very educated."
No word yet if her tour will ever make her way to America. My gut tells me yes.
Anello-Kitzmiller said she had had her chest painted along with her sister, Katie, 18, at a gypsy stall at the festival. "Within five minutes, we were being told we were disgusting, people were yelling 'put a shirt on'. I couldn't believe it. It was just as much girls as it was guys. I was walking to my campsite and saw this hand come up. He got a handful of my boob. I went over and hit him. I was going to cover up but I didn't want to let them win. My body and Katie's body is beautiful. It's completely natural. We were born naked."
Courtney Stodden Goes Fully Nude On Raunchy Webcam Site [NSFW] [NUDITY] [18+]
The raunchy website charges fans a subscription fee for contents, which can range from photos and videos through to other posts.
Courtney charges her followers $20 a month to subscribe to her content, which has so far seen her post four photos and 14 videos.
Her latest video, captioned 'Just a blonde pinup alone in the bathroom', sees her pulling a series of poses in front of the camera.
Showing off her figure, Courtney – who appeared on Celebs Go Dating – goes completely nude with her blonde hair piled atop her head.
So... You can look like some 40 year old stripper, lap dancing for some older hollywood actor, in whatever small shit town you're from, and next thing you know, you can angle yourself as an underage bride to that same actor and get the tabloids obsessed, even though you're not underage child bride…on some mormom shit…but rather a sex worker…
The tabloids fucking loved her, ate her up, loved the bullshit story and perpetuated it…and she made enough money to get those bolt on tits, to really look like a sex doll, before becoming one on video after the hype faded…
You know with cam shows, it's wonderful…..but sad…but not that sad…I mean what did the world really expect her to do….
9 Facts About The BDSM Lifestyle
BDSM is a lifestyle that involves power play between two or more people. It is often between a dominant and a submissive but there are a variety of different forms that BDSM takes on. The exact lifestyle is up to you. Many people are curious about BDSM and as such want to know more about it.
In this post, you will find some facts about BDSM that will hopefully pique your interest. It doesn't hurt to explore, so keep reading.
BDSM stands for Bondage and Discipline, Dominance and Submission, and Sadism and Masochism. It is a catch all term for a large collection of sexual styles/practices. There are many more that fall into these categories.
A popular myth for those outside the BDSM world is that BDSM is full of men who like to dominate women and take advantage of them. Sometimes this has lead to claims of BDSM being sexist. However, there are dominant personalities to be found among both men and women. And the percentages aren't that far from equal.
Over the years many people have attempted to claim that BDSM is unnatural and some have gone as far as to say it is a sin. This is far from true. BDSM is a natural sexual style that is about following our existing tendencies to be dominant or submissive. Many psychologists actually believe it to be a good way to explore one's desires and enhance a relationship.
50 Shades Of Gray is a fantasy movie. It has given the BDSM world a bad name while making some want to try things that are against the lifestyle. You are supposed to build trust when you are in a BDSM relationship. There is also always a no in BDSM, a safe word to tell your partner when they need to stop.
The term BDSM does not have the word sex in it anywhere. While the practices may be considered sexual in nature, sex isn't always involved. In fact, there are professional dominatrixes and dominants around the world who charge money to be dominant. Most of these people would never have sex, no matter how much you paid them.
Just like there are swingers communities and gay communities, there are BDSM communities. A large number of these communities are online dating sites where people can feel free of judgement. Like BDSMdatingonly, Alt.com, Fetlife, there are a lot of BDSM dating sites you can choose from. In fact, whole businesses have evolved from the BDSM world.
You can even find BDSM conventions.
There are a lot of people who like vanilla sex but it might surprise you to hear that there are just as many people who enjoy BDSM over vanilla sex. While not every member of the community will have something as elaborate as a dungeon, that doesn't mean they don't enjoy it.
Similarly, just because someone likes BDSM does not mean that they don't enjoy vanilla sex.
When you set up an encounter with BDSM, such as a hookup or even just having sex between partners, it is known as participating in a scene. Some say this evolves from when BDSM was discouraged in normal relationships and you had to pay a professional for a scene.
Many people think of whips and chains when they think of BDSM. It is true that both of these things have been a part of the BDSM community for ages but they don't make the BDSM community what it is. Everyone in the community has their own preferences and that sometimes includes toysand sometimes doesn't.
BDSM is a large community that has followers worldwide. While it may still be shunned in some parts of the world, most of the world is open to its practice. It is a healthy sexual passtime that a lot of people can learn and grow from. Why don't you take a chance and try it with your partner?
Justin Bieber Sex Doll Is Seriously Disturbing
The dawn of the sex doll is upon us, and with the rather disturbing advancements in technology, they can now look like whomever you would enjoy romancing.
Cue: The hideous creation of a Justin Bieber sex doll.
Although the doll wasn't actually designed with Beebs in mind, some excitable music fans Belieb its likeness is too good to ignore.
While those of us blessed with fully-functioning eyes might disagree with what is plain to see, and the dolls are selling like hot cakes.
The so-called lookalike is 160cm tall (around 5ft 2in) and available on website AliExpress, a site that sells both male and female sex dolls.
Buyers also get to choose what penis size the doll comes with for the sizeable price of £1,000.
The doll's description says:
This sex doll is made from the most advanced medical thermoplastic elastomer material (TPE) with a full metal skeleton.
It can flexibly do all sorts of different sexy poses.
This sex doll is made from the most advanced medical thermoplastic elastomer material (TPE) with a full metal skeleton.
It can flexibly do all sorts of different sexy poses.
While Bieber is famed for his boyish good looks and limber dance moves, he's not all that admired for the stuff that comes out of his mouth.
Perhaps – between forgetting the words to his own song, sending a creepy request to a woman who worked at his gym, and this odd snapchat fetish conversation – this doll could be better than the real thing for its inability to speak, or sing for that matter.
As if it wasn't scary enough to find out Justin Bieber music fans are more capable of psychopathy than other listeners, they now have a really creepy, objectifying way to act out their obsessive fantasies on a doll.
It's enough to make you feel sorry for Justin Bieber, who has opened up previously about how difficult fame can be for a young person in the public eye.
To make matter worse, he's back together with Selena Gomez, so that'll be an utterly disturbing thought for the girlfriend of the man whose fans are trying to have relations with a doll designed to emulate him.
Meanwhile, the demand is - creepily - there.
Harriet Sugarcookie, entrepreneur, sexual health blogger and adult entertainer polled 500 men as part of an extensive report on AI sex robots, and found out which celebrities they thought would be the most popular sex doll of the Hollywood elite.
Harriet found Selena Gomez was actually the third most popular choice, with Emilia Clarke, Emma Watson and Scarlett Johansson also making the top ten.
To objectify these celebrities and boil their talents, personality, human nature and individual to a series of plastic holes is pretty grim and a total invasion of their boundaries.
The sex doll industry has caused a little controversy of late on a wider scale, with some claiming it will spark unhealthy attitudes towards sex.
Harriet added, 'there's no doubt that sex-robots opens up all sorts of possibilities that were just not available before'.
While sex dolls might allow some who otherwise find it difficult to conduct relationships some sexual freedom the relationships garnered can be considered troublingly one-sided.
Let's just hope the infatuation with sex dolls and their owners doesn't seep over into their real, human relationships.
7 Not-So-Scary Sex Toys Men Can Be OK With Their Lady Bringing Into The Bedroom
For those of us who have such an epic sex life that we feel comfortable when the woman brings her toys to the bedroom, good for us. For the rest of you poor suckers, there are some not-so-scary sex toys men can be OK with their lady bringing into the bedroom.
From simple vibrators and magic wands to more elaborate setups and lubricating ideas, we're doing the best we can without going too deep down the sexual rabbit hole into the dungeons of BDSM and other sex-related things you're not ready to learn from us.
If your love life is missing an ingredient, if you're feeling a little bored when you're naked or if you're just plum out of old cheap moves, try these 7 sex products, including some Pokemon-inspired toys and lubrication, to make it all better. Should your lady love your enthusiasm, you're welcome. And should she dance upon a blaming pile of your burning clothes and sleep with all your friends out of spite, well, you only have yourself to blame there, buddy.
Who says sex toys can't indulge your inner child? This Pokemon Go-inspired sex toy line is brightly goofy and oddly inviting to newbie sex toy operators. This should spawn a whole new cult of sex-addicted weirdos hiding sex toys in public.
Let's start simple with the dual G-spot stimulator and clitoral vibrator. Guys, you can use this on your girl (with her permission, of course). Odds are she'll never ask to see your peen again.
Great reviews, including "easy to use and clean, AND it's pretty quiet!"
The OG in magic wands to replace your not-so-magic wang, The MagicWand Original is every girl's best friend that she might introduce you to, should your relationship reach those heights (or depths). It may be the closest you get to a threesome so take it.
Similar to the Magic Wand, this is an expansion on the idea as a deluxe. When we hear "deluxe" referring to lady toys, it just sounds like big and tall for women's vaginas.
It's actually Adam & Eve's strongest vibrator with eight modes. So good for everyone.
We-Vibe has brought Apple into your relationship as its vibrator has Beat Mode, so to speak, that pulses to the beat of your favorite music. Nothing like being able to beat off to Justin Bieber music after all these years of beating off to his goofy face, right?
One big problem in the bedroom: too much talking. That goes both ways, ladies and gents. The gag ball serves a number of purposes, mainly just getting drool all over your pillowcase before you go to sleep.
Once you've gotten over your fear of vibrating things (or perhaps in lieu of them), Sportsheets has a 5-piece set of hog ties and cuffs that will spice up the sack for both of you.
Make sure you pee prior to using this. Also, don't lose the keys. We recommend you make extra copies and Home Depot and tell everyone in the aisle what they're for.
13 Events That Should Never Be Spoken Of Ever Again
"Mine happened a couple years back. I was just minding my own business, going about my day, when i get a text from my dad. Of course, i read it since its from my dad. The text reads:
Can there be slaveplay in tonights entertainment? I need you.
Me and my sister once found a whip in their cupboard so its easy to put two and two together.
Five minuttes later, the most sincere: Oops. i have ever seen pops up on my screen. I never responded to that text and i have never brought it up, but we both know it happened." – QwepEUW
"I was drinking Vodka, and I had this guy pal that I was trying to bang…but he refused to bang a drunk girl while he was sober. I grabbed my phone and started looking for some action…no such luck. I eventually passed out and went to sleep.
When I woke up the next morning, I read the texts I'd sent in absolute horror…
Me: what r u doin?
G: Getting ready 4 bed, u?
Me: Drunk, topless, and looking for some fun.
G: Lol, good luck! I'm going to bed.
G happened to be my boss who just started a few weeks ago…at the time Facebook would merge your friends contact info into your address book. I never spoke of it again, and had a difficult time looking him in the eye." – LadyPhoenix74
"So I am in high school and got trashed at a party. Some how I made it home. In the middle of the night I drunkenly wander into my parents bedroom, sit on my Dad's hamper and take a good, long piss. My dad woke up in the middle of it and pushed me back into my room. I wake up in the morning and go to the living room and see dad. He starts cracking up and told me what happened. Said we won't tell anyone and to go upstairs and clean out his hamper. Ended up having to buy him a new hamper. My mom never said anything about it so I have no idea if she knew.
My dad passed away about 10 years ago. Since that time my mom told me a story about my dad getting drunk one night shortly after they were married and she woke up in the middle of the night to see him peeing in his hamper.
Apparently, I am totally my father's daughter. And have still never told anyone about it." – spicycrabroll13
"Out of the blue my cousin (m) sends me a Facebook message asking me(f) if I had ever had any sexual dreams or thoughts about another family member. Which then snowballed into him trying to question me thoroughly about my sex life and asking to see my boobs.
I told him it was kinda(really) awkward because he was my cousin. He tried to justify it by saying since we are like 4th cousins(we're not, we're 2nd cousins) it doesn't matter(it does, cause it's gross). He kept apologizing for making it awkward but he just wouldn't STFU about it. I finally convinced him that it was gross and that we should never speak of it again.
I deleted the Facebook message but not before I took screenshots in case he tried to do some stupid shit.
Saw him yesterday at a family thing with his wife and he refused to make eye contact.
Pure coincidence that I also live in Alabama." – LolaLovesPeaches
"I was on a road trip with a buddy. We were heading to a three day music fest in Tennessee. We drove through the night, and were making good time. He was driving, and asked me to take the wheel for a second.
I did.
He grabbed a Gatorade bottle, unzipped, and started pissing in the bottle. I was a bit uncomfortable with my hand 6 inches above his exposed dick, but we were going 75 mph and his foot was on the gas. We had more pressing concerns, is my point.
He finishes up, and in one swift motion, rolls down the window, and lifts the Gatorade bottle toward the window to dump it.
"Wait what are you do-"
Imagine a full bottle of warm piss filling up the entire interior of a car like a fine aerosol spray in a split second.
That's what 75 mph wind blowing inward does to a bottle of liquid trying to go outward. I learned that the hard way.
Of COURSE it got in my mouth. But that wasn't the worst of it. It was clogging my ears like I had been swimming. It was stinging my eyes. It went so far up my nose that I sneezed it out.
We looked at each other, dripping piss.
All I could say was "damn it. God damn it dude."
He turned on the AC after a time. Piss droplets blew out onto us. It was dripping on us from the ceiling of the car.
We rode for a long time in silence.
Do you know what a person, and the interior of a car covered in piss smell like after being in 103 degree heat for three days, and no means to wash up?
I do.
…I do." – Zsuth
"Not so much we never spoke of it again, but I've never spoken of it.
In college, skipped the day to play some CoD. Got bored and decided to take matters into my own hands. My dorm room was on top floor (4th) and the window blinds were open.
As I was furiously taking out my frustrations, a window washer came up to the window on a suspended scaffold. We locked eyes for a second and he left my window unwashed and slowly went back down." – Reddiddlyit
HP" Warning: Graphic story
Years ago my girlfriend and I snuck off to a bathroom to fuck after everyone passed out at a house party. We were young, she was fun, and she wanted it in her butt. You got it, champ.
I was sitting on the closed toilet, and she was basically doing the stand-up reverse cowgirl thing. Felt great.
At some point one of our drunk friends woke up to piss and came bursting into the bathroom. She jumps up in shock causing an extremely fast, and unexpected pull-out.
Poop. EVERYWHERE
The next morning the same drunk friend comes stumbling out of the bathroom after having passed out from his drunken midnight piss.
"Guys… I got really drunk last night and I think I might have shit on the floor in the bathroom…"
Damn right you did. Apology accepted, go clean that up." – InternetKidsAreMean
"When my best buddy and I were still in high school we decided to go up an old mountain road and do some underage drinking in his car. We were up there for a while and all of a sudden we see head lights behind us. Fearing it was a cop we hid the beer and my friend looks over to me and says "Just follow my lead." Turns out it was a cop. We rolled down the windows and he asked what we were up to this late at night up in the mountains. I'm sitting in the passenger seat freaking out hoping he can't smell any of the beer.
My friend looks over at the cop and in the calmest voice says, "It's our two year anniversary tonight and we were trying to get away from everything. . ." He then reaches over, picks up my hand and kisses the back of it. The cop looked at us for another few seconds and told us to have a nice and safe night. Just another couple of boys enjoying themselves up in the mountains at 1am." – Sgt_Walberg
"My college room-mate and I were in Italy, and we were lost at a small town train station where there's no English and no one spoke English at all. The way the train station is set up is that we have to take stairs underground, and take stairs back up to cross the platform.
We were trying to figure out which train to take, and ended up going back and forth since we barely understood any Italian. After a few trips going up and down, we decided to just cross back and forth across the tracks.
This was wayyyyy before smart phones, so we were in the middle of the tracks while I used a compass to figure out which direction Florence was. Then we realized it was noisier than usual, looked up, and saw a train coming.
In panic, we ran in front of the train to the platform across instead of backwards to safety.
Realized we nearly won Darwin Awards. We agreed not to tell anyone about how dumb we were." – eraser_dust
"Drunk and high back in high school:
Me and my buddy for some reason, decided it would be a fun idea to steal the lawn chairs on someone's porch, and then sit on them in the middle of the street and masturbate. We haven't spoken of it since." – gloveshack
"Growing up, we were poor, and as a teen I didn't really have access to porn or what not, but I was quite a writer.
So I would write exotic fiction as a….release, in a spiral. Well, one day after writing a particularly sordid story, i kinda 'came to' and realized I shouldn't leave that stuff around. I went to the kitchen, intendING to throw the spiral away, set it down, got a drink, the phone rang, I answered. And left the spiral in the kitchen, forgotten.
An hour later my mother comes to me with the spiral and "questions".
I won't get into it but she described how a lot of my stories……wouldn't really ever happen and were a bit extreme. She threw it away and it never came back up" – KMApok
"My dad found out how to stream videos from his phone to the TV, he's testing it out and 16 year old me asks to have a go, I scroll randomly through all these untitled videos he has in his phone and click on one. The dirtiest filthiest gangbang porn pops up on the TV in front of both of us and I just had him the phone and walk out, never spoke about this since." – rootednewt
Yep, never again.
15 Naughty Sex Secrets People Would Never Admit IRL
I fingered my gf while we were in a bus. The bus was quite full, and she was the one who dared me to try something naughty, and she almost got us caught too!
My buttplug collection. I've got 25 unique plugs.
I joined the kink community in my city recently. It's literally the best thing that's happened in my life for a decade. I've made a ton of super nice, interesting friends, I'm super happy all the time, I'm losing weight because I'm practicing knots and am too distracted to eat.
I learned all the rules/values/etiquettes (the kink community is surprisingly wholesome and responsible), started going to meetings and was accepted very quickly. A few of my older play partners have nicknamed me "the prodigy" for my advanced level of kinkiness and pain tolerance despite this only being my 2nd month. I was basically made for it.
I'm already coordinating kink art projects as well as all sorts of fun play dates. I get spanked or tied up at least twice a week. The parties are OFF THE HOOK and completely alcohol and drug free. I love being able to have an amazing time without getting wasted. They do fundraisers for various charities all the time, so I'm doing good. I've also gotten business leads from networking through the community.
Two days ago I had a MMF threesome...two men all to myself...And then the next day...back to work as usual! I'm making photocopies of some dumb contract while having crazy sexy flashbacks of doing something I never would have predicted would happen. I feel like a goddess!
I'm so proud of this and am at a seriously high level of life satisfaction. I live with my parents and just started my first professional, serious person job. All of this is a complete secret, obviously. I have to dial down my response to "How are you doing?" Because people would want to know more if I said "UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE." My parents think I'm depressed and broody because I constantly have my door locked or I'm going out when they're getting in. Really, I'm just having the time of my life.
(As a side note: everything I'm doing is safe, safe, safe. Again, the organised kink community is extremely responsible and respectful. Get a mentor like I did if you're interested in getting involved.)
TLDR: Got my freak on, am now living the dream.
I joined the kink community in my city recently. It's literally the best thing that's happened in my life for a decade. I've made a ton of super nice, interesting friends, I'm super happy all the time, I'm losing weight because I'm practicing knots and am too distracted to eat.
I learned all the rules/values/etiquettes (the kink community is surprisingly wholesome and responsible), started going to meetings and was accepted very quickly. A few of my older play partners have nicknamed me "the prodigy" for my advanced level of kinkiness and pain tolerance despite this only being my 2nd month. I was basically made for it.
I'm already coordinating kink art projects as well as all sorts of fun play dates. I get spanked or tied up at least twice a week. The parties are OFF THE HOOK and completely alcohol and drug free. I love being able to have an amazing time without getting wasted. They do fundraisers for various charities all the time, so I'm doing good. I've also gotten business leads from networking through the community.
Two days ago I had a MMF threesome...two men all to myself...And then the next day...back to work as usual! I'm making photocopies of some dumb contract while having crazy sexy flashbacks of doing something I never would have predicted would happen. I feel like a goddess!
I'm so proud of this and am at a seriously high level of life satisfaction. I live with my parents and just started my first professional, serious person job. All of this is a complete secret, obviously. I have to dial down my response to "How are you doing?" Because people would want to know more if I said "UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE." My parents think I'm depressed and broody because I constantly have my door locked or I'm going out when they're getting in. Really, I'm just having the time of my life.
(As a side note: everything I'm doing is safe, safe, safe. Again, the organised kink community is extremely responsible and respectful. Get a mentor like I did if you're interested in getting involved.)
TLDR: Got my freak on, am now living the dream.
I once went bowling with 2 other couples and my own GF. (so 3 guys, 3 girls including me and my GF at the time)
I had slept with all 3 girls there.
I once went bowling with 2 other couples and my own GF. (so 3 guys, 3 girls including me and my GF at the time)
I had slept with all 3 girls there.
Sucked my own dick.
I recently brought a milf(50) home from the bar and had sex in the grass of the golf course behind her house, because her kids were inside. I'm 21.
Edit: she has a pussy piercing
I recently brought a milf(50) home from the bar and had sex in the grass of the golf course behind her house, because her kids were inside. I'm 21.
Edit: she has a pussy piercing
I masturbated and finished 7 times in a day once.
Got my dick sucked dry by a girl within ten minutes of fucking meeting her
I don't know how I did it, but I've only told one friend. Would like to tell more people/friends but idk if they'd believe something so random.
Edit: lol I didn't even get her name or number. This happened recently and I'm still kicking myself lmao
Got my dick sucked dry by a girl within ten minutes of fucking meeting her
I don't know how I did it, but I've only told one friend. Would like to tell more people/friends but idk if they'd believe something so random.
Edit: lol I didn't even get her name or number. This happened recently and I'm still kicking myself lmao
I once went to dinner with a girl I was dating at the time and her mom. The restaurant was packed, we ended up taking one of the last available tables. I fingered the girl under the table. Pretty sure the mom knew, as the girl dropped her silverware twice and kicked the table once. She was trying her best not to make a sound, but let out a slight peep a couple times. The first time, the mom looked at her confused, then kind of looked at me, and I shrugged unassumingly. The second time, the mom cut her eyes sharp at her, then looked at me and kind of grinned, and I sort of let a little bit of a grin slip back at her. She never said anything about it, but I'm pretty sure she knew what was going on.
I've had sex with a few pornstars. A couple of them do escorting at a relatively acceptable price and a few years ago I decided to indulge
I don't know how to describe it. Best experience in my entire life. They literally made me discover a new level of pleasure in sex. I'm a pretty vanilla guy (didn't do anything out of the ordinary with them) but holy crap this is something I obviously won't talk about in public but it rocked my life in so many ways. An incredible experience for sure
I've had sex with a few pornstars. A couple of them do escorting at a relatively acceptable price and a few years ago I decided to indulge
I don't know how to describe it. Best experience in my entire life. They literally made me discover a new level of pleasure in sex. I'm a pretty vanilla guy (didn't do anything out of the ordinary with them) but holy crap this is something I obviously won't talk about in public but it rocked my life in so many ways. An incredible experience for sure
I once shagged a girl who worked in post delivery. While I was signing the delivery she said something in my house smelled nice. I had just made coffee and wanted to offer her a cup, so I said 'I know, you wanna come in?', which she did. She grabbed my crotch within 10 seconds and then my brain went 'fuck it, let's do this I guess!'. She didn't get to drinking any coffee though :(
My ex kisses the guy she left me for with the same tongue she used to stick up my ass.
It's a secret pride that makes me happy.
My ex kisses the guy she left me for with the same tongue she used to stick up my ass.
It's a secret pride that makes me happy.
once fingered a chick on the beach without even talking to her. I just looked at her, she sort of nodded, we started kissing, I fingered her, she grabbed my cock and started rubbing. Then we parted ways after 3 minutes or so.
If you are out there unidentified beach girl from 1996, I thank you.
once fingered a chick on the beach without even talking to her. I just looked at her, she sort of nodded, we started kissing, I fingered her, she grabbed my cock and started rubbing. Then we parted ways after 3 minutes or so.
If you are out there unidentified beach girl from 1996, I thank you.
I used to give my ex orgasms so hard that she would pass out for up to 2 minutes or so mid-coitus
I used to give my ex orgasms so hard that she would pass out for up to 2 minutes or so mid-coitus
My highschool girlfriend cheated on me. The night everything came to light everyone hated her for it. Ended up sleeping with her sister, and her 2 best friends (separately) over the course of about 12 hours the next day.
We Can Accurately Guess Your Gender By How Dirty Your Mind Is
The Top 20 Most Sex-Positive Cities On The Planet
Unsure what do to with all those advantage airline miles you've been holding onto? Website Lazeeva might have several suggestions for a destination, thanks to an extensive survey they've conducted to find the most sex-positive cities on the planet.
Their thorough questionnaire consisted of more than 450,000 adults aged 18-17 and covered 100 cities, and used multiple categories which participants could rank between 0 and 10. The exact method on how they quantified the data can be found here. The top 20 can be found below, accompanied by some eye candy from that particular city.
20. Madrid
Sexually Active: 5.7
Sexually Experimental: 9.6
Sexually Satisfied: 7
Sex Toy Consumption: 7
Porn Consumption: 6.4
Adult Entertainment: 9.1
Swingers Score: 7.6
Access to Contraception: 1.8
LGBT Friendliness: 9.6
Gender Equality: 5
Total: 68.8
19. Austin
Sexually Active: 6
Sexually Experimental: 9
Sexually Satisfied: 8
Sex Toy Consumption: 8.6
Porn Consumption: 9.3
Adult Entertainment: 7.5
Swingers Score: 5.3
Access to Contraception: 6
LGBT Friendliness: 5.1
Gender Equality: 4
18. Hamburg
Sexually Active: 8.3
Sexually Experimental: 7.1
Sexually Satisfied: 6.9
Sex Toy Consumption: 7.1
Porn Consumption: 7.1
Adult Entertainment: 7.7
Swingers Score: 7.8
Access to Contraception: 3
LGBT Friendliness: 7.5
Gender Equality: 8
Total: 70.5
17. Melbourne
Sexually Active: 8.4
Sexually Experimental: 8.4
Sexually Satisfied: 8.1
Sex Toy Consumption: 9.4
Porn Consumption: 3.9
Adult Entertainment: 9.2
Swingers Score: 8.8
Access to Contraception: 4
LGBT Friendliness: 9.2
Gender Equality: 3
Total: 72.4
16. Bangkok
Sexually Active: 8.8
Sexually Experimental: 8.3
Sexually Satisfied: 4.4
Sex Toy Consumption: 9.3
Porn Consumption: 7.5
Adult Entertainment: 9.5
Swingers Score: 8.9
Access to Contraception: 8.6
LGBT Friendliness: 6.3
Gender Equality: 1.4
Total: 73
15. Toronto
Sexually Active: 6.8
Sexually Experimental: 8.6
Sexually Satisfied: 1.8
Sex Toy Consumption: 9
Porn Consumption: 9.8
Adult Entertainment: 8.8
Swingers Score: 5.8
Access to Contraception: 8
LGBT Friendliness: 9.9
Gender Equality: 4.5
14. Miami
Sexually Active: 8.1
Sexually Experimental: 8.8
Sexually Satisfied: 9
Sex Toy Consumption: 5
Porn Consumption: 9.7
Adult Entertainment: 8.6
Swingers Score: 6.1
Access to Contraception: 6
LGBT Friendliness: 8.1
Gender Equality: 4
Total: 73.4
13. Montreal
Sexually Active: 6.3
Sexually Experimental: 8.7
Sexually Satisfied: 1.7
Sex Toy Consumption: 8.7
Porn Consumption: 9.1
Adult Entertainment: 8.3
Swingers Score: 8.6
Access to Contraception: 8
LGBT Friendliness: 9.5
Gender Equality: 4.5
12. Barcelona
Sexually Active: 8
Sexually Experimental: 9.2
Sexually Satisfied: 7.4
Sex Toy Consumption: 7.9
Porn Consumption: 7
Adult Entertainment: 9.3
Swingers Score: 9.1
Access to Contraception: 1.8
LGBT Friendliness: 8.8
Gender Equality: 5
Total: 73.5
11. San Francisco
Sexually Active: 7.1
Sexually Experimental: 7
Sexually Satisfied: 7.7
Sex Toy Consumption: 8.3
Porn Consumption: 9.6
Adult Entertainment: 5.2
Swingers Score: 9.5
Access to Contraception: 6
LGBT Friendliness: 9.1
Gender Equality: 4
10. Amsterdam
Sexually Active: 6.7
Sexually Experimental: 9.5
Sexually Satisfied: 9.7
Sex Toy Consumption: 3.2
Porn Consumption: 3.6
Adult Entertainment: 9.6
Swingers Score: 9.6
Access to Contraception: 5.75
LGBT Friendliness: 9
Gender Equality: 7
Total: 73.65
9. Ibiza Town
Sexually Active: 9.7
Sexually Experimental: 8
Sexually Satisfied: 7.9
Sex Toy Consumption: 9.8
Porn Consumption: 5.8
Adult Entertainment: 9.4
Swingers Score: 9.2
Access to Contraception: 1.8
LGBT Friendliness: 7.6
Gender Equality: 5
Total: 74.2
8. Las Vegas
Sexually Active: 8.5
Sexually Experimental: 9.7
Sexually Satisfied: 8.9
Sex Toy Consumption: 4.7
Porn Consumption: 7.2
Adult Entertainment: 10
Swingers Score: 9.8
Access to Contraception: 6
LGBT Friendliness: 6.5
Gender Equality: 4
Total: 75.3
7. Sao Paulo
Sexually Active: 7.9
Sexually Experimental: 9.8
Sexually Satisfied: 9.3
Sex Toy Consumption: 10
Porn Consumption: 3.1
Adult Entertainment: 8.5
Swingers Score: 8.2
Access to Contraception: 4.5
LGBT Friendliness: 8.9
Gender Equality: 5.75
Total: 77.95
6. New York City
Sexually Active: 9.2
Sexually Experimental: 9.1
Sexually Satisfied: 8.6
Sex Toy Consumption: 6.5
Porn Consumption: 9.9
Adult Entertainment: 9
Swingers Score: 8
Access to Contraception: 5.75
LGBT Friendliness: 7.9
Gender Equality: 4
5. Berlin
Sexually Active: 9.5
Sexually Experimental: 9.3
Sexually Satisfied: 7.6
Sex Toy Consumption: 7.4
Porn Consumption: 6.3
Adult Entertainment: 9.9
Swingers Score: 10
Access to Contraception: 3
LGBT Friendliness: 9.8
Gender Equality: 8
Total: 80.8
4. Los Angeles
Sexually Active: 9.8
Sexually Experimental: 9.9
Sexually Satisfied: 9.1
Sex Toy Consumption: 8.8
Porn Consumption: 10
Adult Entertainment: 8.4
Swingers Score: 8.1
Access to Contraception: 6
LGBT Friendliness: 6.8
Gender Equality: 4
Total: 80.9
3. London
Sexually Active: 9.6
Sexually Experimental: 8.9
Sexually Satisfied: 6.6
Sex Toy Consumption: 9.7
Porn Consumption: 5
Adult Entertainment: 9.8
Swingers Score: 9.4
Access to Contraception: 9
LGBT Friendliness: 10
Gender Equality: 6
Total: 84
2. Rio de Janeiro
Sexually Active: 10
Sexually Experimental: 10
Sexually Satisfied: 9.2
Sex Toy Consumption: 9.9
Porn Consumption: 8.8
Adult Entertainment: 8.9
Swingers Score: 9.7
Access to Contraception: 4.5
LGBT Friendliness: 9.4
Gender Equality: 5.75
Total: 86.15
1. Paris
Sexually Active: 9.9
Sexually Experimental: 9.4
Sexually Satisfied: 7.8
Sex Toy Consumption: 7.6
Porn Consumption: 7.6
Adult Entertainment: 9.7
Swingers Score: 9.9
Access to Contraception: 8.3
LGBT Friendliness: 9.7
Gender Equality: 6.6
Total: 86.5
We're Gonna Have Super-Powered Brains And Our Porn Will Be Way More Intimate In The Future
This is some Black Mirror type stuff.
The world's top policymakers and engineers all got together at the Web Summit in Lisbon to talk about the future because that's what they do. And two things that they said really stood out. Those two things? How different our brains and our porn will be in the very near future.
According to these nerds, porn will be more intimate and romantic thanks to virtual reality. BaDoink VR director and producer Dinorah Hernandez says the current demands for the company are for "more intimacy," as well as education/entertainment classes for people to become better lovers.
"People are asking for more romance, closeness, more talking. This is something you'll find in a real relationship but not everyone in the world will have access to that kind of relationship," Hernandez said. "To be able to have an experience with another woman could give them something that maybe the real world can't."
And what about our brains in the future? Well according to Kernel founder Bryan Johnson, he predicts within 15 to 20 years humans will have the ability to hack their own brains and unlock superpowers. Superpowers like incredible memories, computing abilities and transmit brain-to-brain thoughts.
He's developing chips that can be inserted to map neural pathways and expects these tools will be "robust" enough for humans to achieve any scenario they can think of in their feeble, unmodified heads.
"For example, could I have a perfect memory? Could I delete my memories? Could I increase my rate of learning? Could I have brain to brain communication?" Johnson said. "Imagine a scenario where I say: 'I want to know what it's like to be a cowboy in the American West in the 1800s,' and someone creates that experience mentally. I'm able to take that and purchase that from that person and experience that."
Blue Abyss operations director Simon Evetts, who is working to unlock the secrets of the world's oceans and study the effect of extreme environments on the human body, said there may even be a "Homo Oceanis" that lived underwater if we can work out how to transplant genes from other species.
"Can we somehow work out how dolphins and seals hold their breath for so long and maybe ourselves do that?" Evetts said. "Are we going to try and internalize those things and end up with large thoracic cavities because we've got internal gill sets?"
He's developing chips that can be inserted to map neural pathways and expects these tools will be "robust" enough for humans to achieve any scenario they can think of in their feeble, unmodified heads.
"For example, could I have a perfect memory? Could I delete my memories? Could I increase my rate of learning? Could I have brain to brain communication?" Johnson said. "Imagine a scenario where I say: 'I want to know what it's like to be a cowboy in the American West in the 1800s,' and someone creates that experience mentally. I'm able to take that and purchase that from that person and experience that."
Blue Abyss operations director Simon Evetts, who is working to unlock the secrets of the world's oceans and study the effect of extreme environments on the human body, said there may even be a "Homo Oceanis" that lived underwater if we can work out how to transplant genes from other species.
"Can we somehow work out how dolphins and seals hold their breath for so long and maybe ourselves do that?" Evetts said. "Are we going to try and internalize those things and end up with large thoracic cavities because we've got internal gill sets?"
Well, what I understand from all of this is that sooner or later a SkyNet-type company will destroy us all.
19 Images Prove That Being An Adult Doesn't Always Mean You Know What You're Doing
Professor Panics After Sending Entire Class Inappropriate Email
This is a full panic and the moment everyone wishes they had a do-over button. "Why did I have to hit send before I checked one more time" or I don't know, maybe not sent an email to an entire college class at 1 AM after copying an NSFW link.
But now we are here. The professor sent it and hit full cover it up mode.
A girl tweeted, "My friend's professor sent this to the whole class at 1 am….. I'm dying" YEAH YOU ARE DYING IMAGINE THE TEACHER!
This guy lost his mind and his job all in one email.
Here is the first email that went out:
Video #2 re interracial marriage is on the page and here but wait… What is that blue link?
Babes and bitches!?
Should have done the dropbox…
If you follow the link back it is real AF. I know from experience.
Anna is about to get a rush of new fans.
What did the professor do when he noticed his mistake. 9-1-1 email blast back out to the kids!
At least he admits it. Don't click it people!
It was a classic mixup for the teach. It could have been a lot worse link. This still probably won't fly with the school board.
An In Depth Look At Vagina Tattoo Designs
Wonder how bad these tattoos hurt?
Debunking The Supposed Condom Replacement That's Just A Sticker
Playmate Manja Dobrilovič Behind The Scenes [NSFW]
Behind the scenes video of playboy Playmate Manja Dobrilovič in Piran , Slovenia.
Teenage Daughter Catches Mother Having Threesome Sex With Her Friends During House Party And Rats Her Out To Cops
You bring a life into this world, care for them, feed them, clothe them, make sacrifices for them, and the next thing you know they're stabbing you in the back and getting you arrested for having sex with your friends. You think you know someone?
Jaimie Ayer tried way, way, way too hard to be the "cool mom."
The 40-year-old mother allowed her daughter to have a party at their house in Bradenton, Florida.
Cool mom initiated.
However, Ayers allegedly plied the underage kids at the party with alcohol on December 23.
And now that's a crime being initiated.
Police files say, "Jamie continued to socialize and drink with the minors, eventually telling a boy that she needed to shower and that he should come help her."
Turns out the woman didn't actually need a shower. What a liar. Instead, she reportedly led him by the hand to a bedroom, stripped and gave him oral sex.
Another boy told investigators that he also joined in for "group sexual activity."
She might need a shower now.
The threesome came to an abrupt and awkward end when the daughter walked in and saw her mother being shish-kabobbed by her friends ages 16 and 17. Talk about your friends fucking you over.
That's probably going to take a few years of therapy to remedy.
The daughter was traumatized and called the police on her dear ole mother.
It gets worse for the mother because Manatee County Sheriff's Office said, "Detectives have identified three other potential victims and additional charges are pending."
Ayer was "very intoxicated" when officers went to her home to arrest her in the middle of Wednesday afternoon said court papers.
As of right now, Ayer has been charged with three counts of unlawful sexual activity with minors and is being held at Manatee County Jail.
I don't think the daughter should expect a birthday gift of a mother-daughter spa day if the mom isn't still in jail by then.
Backpage Shuts Down Adult Section, Citing Government Pressure
The founders and CEO of Backpage.com may have beat pimping charges, but their classified site hasn't escaped unscathed from claims that it benefited from prostitution and human trafficking. The site shuttered its adult section on Monday, claiming government censorship and "an assault on the First Amendment," reports the Los Angeles Times. The company says officials finally prevailed in a years-long effort to make Backpage "too costly to continue," which included "pressuring credit card companies to cease doing business with Backpage," per the Washington Post. However, the move came mere hours after a US Senate report accused Backpage of being "far more complicit in online sex trafficking than anyone previously knew."
The review of some 1.1 million pages of company documents concluded Backpage removed terms like "teenage," "rape," and "young" from ads indicating sex trafficking or prostitution but left the ads in place. "Having to get rid of the ad altogether was bad for business," one moderator said, according to the report; 99% of the site's income reportedly came from its "adult" section. "Backpage's response wasn't to deny what we said. It was to shut down their site," Sens. Rob Portman and Claire McCaskill say, per Reuters. "That's not 'censorship'—it's validation of our findings." Backpage's CEO and two founders were cleared of pimping charges in December but still face new charges of money laundering and conspiracy to commit pimping, reports the Post.
Tricked By A Tranny - Drinking Cringe
How much do you want to bet #HeCalledThatNumber
18 Shockingly Dark Family Guy Jokes You Felt Guilty For Laughing At
List Criteria: Vote up the Family Guy jokes that hilariously cross the line.
Anyone who tunes in to a Seth MacFarlane creation should expect some extremely edgy comedy - a fact that's been true since his first hit, Family Guy. The show has been on the air since 1999, and during that time there have been plenty of times Family Guy went super dark. Seth MacFarlane and his writers have welcomed all kinds of controversy with shocking jokes about death, abortion, incest, drunk driving, Michael J. Fox, and many other taboo topics.
Keep reading to see how Family Guy has crossed the line with some of the darkest jokes of any TV show, ever.
Here's a fact: cartoons are great. When you make something animated, it brings out a primal sense of storytelling that can hit at emotions both general and nuanced. Yet these programs aren't just for kids. As a matter of fact, many of the greatest animated TV shows are made expressly for adults — and I'm not just talking about stoned twentysomethings who mainline SpongeBob and Adventure Time (I wouldn't know anything about that,*cough cough*). I'm talking about the following mature, sophisticated, and adult cartoons.
How is it possible for a show about a talking horse who's a former sitcom star to be this dark, mature, nuanced, and real? Netflix's Bojack Horseman, which just started its third season, deftly mixes silliness and sorrow, with a refreshingly honest examination of depression, lack of self-worth, and the value of human (er, horse) connection. Thankfully, it's also incredibly funny, with a joke-to-second ratio that will keep you giggling as it keeps you self-reflecting. There's simply nothing else like this show.
Iconic. Classic. A vaunted part of American television culture. What else is there to say about The Simpsons that hasn't already been said? Rather than attempt to discuss it at a societal level, I will instead approach it hyper-personally. Growing up, I planned my days around watching Simpsons reruns. I absorbed their quotes, their absurd sight gags, their intent to cram jokes in every corner of the frame, their attention paid to character truths. It served as an educational program as much as entertainment; I learned so much about comedy, writing, and culture at large from this simple show about a nuclear (it's pronounced "nu-cue-lar") family.
The defining image of King Of The Hill is four good ol' boys, standing by a fence, sipping beers, and saying "Yep". This encapsulates the gentle, real, and grounded charms of the series as a whole. Where other cartoons hyperventilate with kinetic energy, Mike Judge's masterpiece trusts that the viewers will vibe with a mellower wavelength, allowing its beautifully subtle stories to be fully appreciated. Also, the Hill family is wonderfully rendered, with each character having flaws and quirks both well-defined and relatable. I'm definitely the Bobby of my family; who are you?
If you like contemporary Adult Swim, from Tim and Eric to Rick and Morty, you owe thanks to this show. If you like postmodern takes on the talk show genre, from Comedy Bang Bang to The Eric Andre Show, you owe thanks to this show. Space Ghost Coast To Coastset impressive benchmarks and precedents for the pace, tone, and style of modern comedy and animation. Nearly everything since has just been swimming in its hilariously alienating wake. A personal favorite episode is "Fire Ant", where our title character spends the entire runtime literally crawling on his knees following an ant. At one point, he delivers an aggressively simple anti-punchline that paralyzed me with laughter: "Ants are so stupid." This show, however, is so smart.
While most of the entries on this list are American comedies, I owe it to the potential viewers to highlight a Japanese drama, Cowboy Bebop. Really, I could've populated this list with exquisitely adult anime, but this show rises above the pack for blending a cornucopia of genre influences, stylish action visuals, and character-driven emotions into an intoxicating package. From the jazz soundtrack to the dope fashion, this show oozes cool, even when it's breaking your heart by the finale of its perfect 26-episode run. Plus, it's often quite funny, too. Take a weekend to plow through this thing; you'll be glad you did. See you, space cowboy.
The theme song to the long-running Comedy Central institution South Park feels both traditionally American and frighteningly alien, with its mumbled lyrics and plucked guitars colliding with a bouncy country vibe. In a sense, that's the appeal of this show — Trey Parker and Matt Stone take issues and situations we all know, and skew them through an unusually blunt and pointed prism, making them come out in brand new shapes. Like a good wine, the show has only improved and gotten stronger in age, with its fast production time providing ample opportunity for vicious satire. Plus, no matter what thinkpiece you may have read, it is Eric Cartman, not Tony Soprano, who paved the way for our golden age of television antihero.
It can be difficult for a cartoon to feel "real", but Home Movies, with its improvised group-cast recordings and lived-in "Squiggle-vision" comes damn close. This show is for the outcasts, the creatives, the folks who feel like they have something to say despite life getting in the way. It's for people who have wonderfully weird friendships they couldn't explain to anyone else. It's complicated yet simple, hilarious yet poignant, containing a single voice yet allowing each cast member to shine. It's just an out-and-out beautiful show.
That Matt Groening knows what he's doing, huh? Combining the family dynamics of The Simpsons with a refreshing reverence for hard science fiction, Futurama is endlessly imaginative, bonkers, brilliant, and downright touching at times (just thinking about that dog waiting forever gets my eyes watering). Fry, perhaps even more than Homer, is beautifully, understandably dumb — who among us wouldn't feel a bit out of sorts in a time and place we don't understand? The episodes that messed with form and concept were doingCommunity when Community was just a glint in Dan Harmon's eye. And the (admittedly first) series finale, an operatic episode, served as a beautiful bow to the beautiful love story of Fry and Leela. Simply put, an exquisite series.
Which show do you love? Which do you hate? Also, I know I've left so many good shows off the list, so sound off! What did I miss?
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Adult Diaper Store Opens In Chicago Suburbs
Adults who like to wear diapers. The owner of Tykables says it's more common than you think.
John-Michael Williams says he does 99 percent of his business online. But in April he opened Tykables in Mount Prospect, what he says is the first brick-and-mortar store in the country catering to Adult Babies and Diaper Lovers or the AB/DL community.
The store is nondescript from the outside. You have to have an appointment to get in. It sells adult diapers and has a nursery space including a giant crib, high chair, and a rocking horse where people can pose for pictures.
Reception from neighbors is mixed.
"It's really weird, especially for this area, when I found out about it it was just kind of a shock, I didn't know people like that stuff," said resident Greg Suarez.
Williams says he's working with the village to alleviate any concerns, and people under 18 won't be allowed inside.
"I think the biggest concerns come from people who don't understand our business and what we do," Williams said.
And despite objections from some residents who find it all distasteful, village officials say Tykables is legal, though they plan to keep a close eye on it.
"When you look at the codes and all the definitions, there's nothing pornographic about it, there's nothing that would violate any sense of decency," said Mount Prospect Mayor Arlene Juracek.
Moving forward, the mayor says the village is taking a fresh look at zoning laws to make sure there's adequate public response before unique businesses move in.
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Someone has finally made a theme park free of screaming children and filled with alcohol. La Cité du Vin, which translates to "the city of wine," is a full-blown wine theme park. It's located in no other than Bordeaux, one of France's most famous wine-making regions, and will open in June 2016.
There are no thrill rides at this theme park—coasters and carafes aren't exactly the best combination—but there are 20 wine-themed sections and exhibits that cover the history and culture of wine. There is also a 250-seat auditorium for classes, screenings and wine-tasting sessions in a 10-story building.
Those looking for typical amusement park thrill are not totally out of luck—there is a simulated boat ride that shows what it was like to be a sea merchant sailing across the globe selling wine. (Source)
London's Amora is like no museum you toured in grade school. This self-described "Academy of Sex & Relationships" was like an erotic theme park (without the rides).
Amora's museum section was full of exhibits that were interactive and, um...hands on. Patrons were welcome to find the erogenous zones on interactive sculptures or try out the "spank-o-meter." Visitors could also talk with a sex therapist, learn how to play erotic food games, improve their kissing ability, or enhance their flirtation skills.
Covering nine zones, London Amora was one of the first visitor attraction dedicated to these themes. Amora ran for 15 months in the capital city starting in April 2007 and was located near Piccadilly Circus in Coventry Street, central London. (Source)
Atlanta's adults-only extreme haunted house, Chambers of Horror is the most disturbing and shocking horror attraction in the Southeast! Tour the TORTUREco facilities behind the Masquerade music complex in downtown Atlanta to see the disaffected wreak havoc on the flesh of the innocent.
Chambers of Horror comes from the masterminds of horror fans and local artists Luke Godfrey and Rene Arriagada, who together created an all-new story and layout for Chambers of Horror in 2013. To add even more of a sense of disorientation, an elevator trick has been recently added to bring guests down to the "basement" of the building. Godfrey, who is also a set dresser for The Walking Dead, revealed that a professional elevator inspector was partially responsible for the success of the trick that has to be seen to be believed. (Source 1 | Source 2)
Just 10 minutes away from Jeju International Airport in South Korea, Jeju Loveland is a one-of-a-kind theme park where 140 works of art are erected for the pleasure of the paying public. Targeted primarily towards newlyweds from the mainland, the erotic park is stuffed with soft-core memorabilia like statues, photographs, toys, and displays.
Sensual sculptures adorn the borders of the lake, ranging from two fully-dressed lovers who are leaning over and kissing discreetly, to a collection of descriptive sexual positions seemingly based on cultures around the world.
The park was founded in 2004 when a group of art students from Hongik University in Seoul created erotic sculptures to "break the traditional taboos surrounding sex" and highlight "the natural beauty of sexuality". (Source)
According to the Sunday Times' 100 Best Holidays of 2015 review, "the genius who came up with the concept of the world's first adults-only waterpark deserves a knighthood."
The new BH Mallorca opened in 2015. If the buildings look vaguely familiar, it's because they used to be Mallorca Rocks, an offshoot of the Ibiza-based party pad. It has 656 suites, twice-weekly sets by international DJs, and an Ibiza-style beach club. Then there's the water park—a collection of high-adrenaline slides including the Aqualoop, a 360-degree human roller coaster that reaches speeds of 38 mph and is far too good for kids. (Source)
Amusement parks are sites of unbridled pleasure—for children, usually. Now, the backers of a new Brazilian venture are taking what's become a symbol of good, clean, wholesome family fun and turning it bottoms-up. And also injecting it with a whole lot of sex.
Erotikaland, which bills itself as an "erotic Disneyland," is an adult-only theme park filled with all your standard attractions, if they were reimagined by a brain trust of Alfred Kinsey, Sigmund Freud, and Annie Sprinkle. You will be able to ride in penis-shaped bumper cars, play erotic games and visit a history-of-sex museum. There will also be a clothing-optional pool and water slide because nothing is sexier than whatever will be floating in there. You can also feast on erotic treats at the park's restaurant, hitch a ride on a "pleasure train," and take in movies (probably not G-rated) in the 7-D theater, where the seats vibrate and hopefully will be wiped down between each screening. (Source)
Welcome to Haeshindang Park (해신당 공원), unofficially known as "Penis Park." Located on the beautiful coast of Sinnam, South Korea, the park is dedicated to the memory of a young virgin woman whose fisherman lover left her on a rock while he caught fish at sea. Needless to say, during a storm she died. Legend has it, after her death, the villagers could no longer catch fish. So they did the only thing you can do when a virgin dies in a storm—build giant wooden penises to appease her spirit (apparently, it worked).
The park is now noted for its number of erect phallic statues. The collection, created by Korean artists, is on display in the form of "hanging arrangements to three-meter tall trunks of wood," for joy, spirituality, and sexuality. A small folk museum titled "Village Folk Museum" has exhibits of art objects on "sexual iconography" throughout the centuries in different cultures, shamanic rituals and also the history of the Korean fishing community. (Source 1 | Source 2)
In October 2015, dozens of thrill seekers braved the cold weather to strip off and take part in a naked rollercoaster ride to raise thousands of pounds for charity.
The Guinness World Record was set in 2010 when 102 people rode the Green Scream at Adventure Island in Southend without any clothes.
Five years on, and 57 people celebrated the world record by riding the attraction in the buff, and raising more than £10,000 for Southend Hospital Charitable Foundation's Keyhole Cancer Appeal. (Source)
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Missionary, doggy style, woman on top: those are basically the primary colors of humping. I was challenged to try a more extreme approach to penetration, with these five physically challenging sexual positions.
I wasn't going to go it alone. How could I? First, I asked four folks who work with bodies for a living to study each proposed position, and highlight some attributes or dangers. And then, I begged my SO to be my partner.
Eric Shilland, doctor of osteopathic medicine, family medicine doctor, neuromusculoskeletal specialist, owner of Solace Health
Amanda Bazille, Pilates instructor at Portland's Studio X Fitness
Erica J., a Portland-based sexological bodyworker
Anna May, a Chicago-based pole dance instructor at The Brass Ring
"It looks like there could be a lot of compression in the lower lumbar, so the penetrator would really have to use some core and gluteal strength to support the extension. Each participant is doing a ton of work to hold the recipient up and that person has to have a good deal of flexibility and control through the hips, in order to get a good flow going." --Amanda
"My first thought is that the position on the left looks really dangerous for the penetrator! They'd have to have Olympic abs and core strength to be in that pelvic/knee position! Yikes! I would put them in a wider stance and maybe use a table behind them instead of a low couch so they could rest their elbows on it for support. As long as the penetrator is sturdy, she can go to town." -- Erica
I was terrified, and kept bouncing around. There's about a 40lb difference between my partner and me, so this might be more ideal for a great size difference between us (his comment: "My lower back hurts."). I honestly kept thinking I was going to fall backwards. Oh, and I had to clasp my hands behind his back so that I didn't tear the skin off of his shoulders. I've actually done this one before with someone who weighed about 100lbs more than me, and so it was much easier for them to lift me.
"This one runs the risk of penile fracture. When the penis is engorged, a forceful sidebending of it can result in rupture of the corpus cavernosum, the capillary-filled chambers that cause erections. This can occur if an overly enthusiastic lover brings their pelvis down wrong after their partner has slipped out. Nothing ruins the mood like a nice ER visit. Google images at your own risk, you can't unsee that." -- Eric
"This is a great position! While it looks challenging, this one actually is the easiest and the juiciest in terms of actual pleasure. Ideally, they rock back into this position from her being on all fours and him on his knees first, thus a nice power-dynamic swap. He gets into the position and the visual stimulation of her ass bouncing on him will occupy the part of the mind that would otherwise be saying 'I'm in a weird position, I hope that I don't collapse.' If he loses his balance and collapses and they fall, it could be dangerous; she needs to be able to quickly dismount." -- Erica
"I can't hold this position very long. I lasted about a minute and a half like this, and not because I came. My neck felt a bit pinched, and she couldn't thrust very hard, because it would push me down. Man, I am so out of shape." -- My partner
This is reminiscent to squatting over a stranger like a lazy lap dance, except here I'm being penetrated. This position felt familiar and strange, and my thighs started to burn after about 30 seconds. Otherwise, not bad.
"The biggest risk here would be a neck injury if the woman gets dropped onto her head. You would definitely want to make sure your partner has the brawn and balance to pull this off smoothly." -- Eric
"Obviously the penetratee is at risk of falling flat on their face, so it will require a good job with the upper traps, pecs, and serratus to stabilize the thrust from the back. The penetrator here just needs to be able to really tune in to what the penetratee can handle in this case and not overdo it. Great teamwork!" -- Amanda
"My lower back hurts, but much less. At first I was worried that I would drop you on your face, but we formed a good angle, and I feel like we pulled this off for the longest amount of time." -- My partner
This one was easier than it looks, once you get into position. Lift one leg up at a time, and lean forward. It shouldn't take much strength, if you get your angles correct. However, I can see his feet, and I'm immediately grateful that he has cute feet. I typically hate looking at people's feet, so that could be a caveat worth considering.
"This one looks pretty safe, besides being a nice strength workout for the penetratee. I suppose you could get a trapezius strain. Or the Earth could get hit by an asteroid while you're fucking. You have about a one in 2 million chance of dying from that." -- Eric
"The third picture has got most of the work going to the penetratee, who must be able to really open up their front body and stabilize against the thrusting. The penetrator here has some work going to their arms to assist the other person's tabletop position. Let's hope penetrator has good knees!" -- Amanda
"This is, hands down, the easiest for me, and once we got in a good rhythm, it went pretty smoothly. We actually had to take a break from this one, because I felt like she was getting close." -- My partner
I have good upper-body strength, so this was manageable for longer than two minutes, but it might be impossible for people who don't regularly lift weights or do pull-ups. I felt like I had six chins but, luckily, he thinks my Jabba the Hut look is cute.
"The penetratee will feel more stable in this position if they actively push into the surface underneath, by pressing the scapulae flat against the surface and down -- and by engaging the triceps to press the elbows down into the surface as well, comparable to a candlestick/shoulder stand pose. If the penetratee wants to rock against the motions of the penetrating partner, this position could ultimately prove to be an endurance challenge for the penetratee's hamstrings and calves. This could be a physical challenge and an excitement; if the partners enjoy the sensation of each other's muscle tension, that sensation of resisting each other's movements and fucking into each other could be great fun." -- Anna May
"This is great if you go slow; I had a great view of your underboobs, and it was nice to use my penis at a downward-pointing angle, as long as you didn't bend too far back." -- My partner
I was worried about rug burn. But otherwise, I like this one as well, the angle of the penis put increased pressure on my G-spot. I would do this one again. Can we do this one again?
10 Coolest Brothels & Bordellos
It's often said that prostitution is the world's oldest profession, and even though selling sex is illegal in many places there are still lots of options for those who are looking to be serviced by a professional. In fact, most of the places on this list offer not only good old-fashioned coitus for a fee, but they also offer a unique sensual experience that you simply must see to believe!
This is the ultimate brothel for voyeurs! At this unique brothel located in the Czech Republic, the Czech and Slovak ladies will service their clientele for free... in exchange for their patrons agreeing to have their sex acts videotaped and broadcast to eager viewers near and far. This sex-based reality television is available both in a streaming form online, and via satellite and cable channels in Europe, and rumor has it that it's heading for the U.S. within the coming years. (Source | Photo)
Dennis Hof, the man behind the famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch (which is the setting for the HBO reality show, "Cathouse"), has plans to branch out and create a new brothel that promises a truly out of this world sexual experience for Sci-Fi fans. Located 90 miles outside of Las Vegas, Hof says this Area 51-themed "Alien Cathouse" will offer paying customers a chance to get it on with women dressed as any kind of alien that turns them on. (Source | Photo)
If there is a hub to the debauchery of Bangkok, this is it! The Nana Entertainment Plaza in Thailand is a four-story building housing over 40 bars. Most of these establishments are go-go bars where girls dance and strip, but it's different from regular brothels because the sex acts and money paid are negotiated between the men and the dancers directly; there's no middle person such as a pimp or a madam. (Source | Photo)
Australia has many legal brothels to choose from, but if you're looking for a specific "type" of woman, The Site in Sydney is the place for you. They advertise everything from "Wild and Raunchy Brunette" to "Hot and Sassy Blonde Aussie" and everything in between.
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The newly-opened Bordello Club in Los Angeles is a night club and bordello featuring nightly music, burlesque dancers, and oddly enough... a regular strip tease act featuring Star Wars characters. Above, performer Courtney Cruz channels a Storm Trooper for a hot strip number that's sure to excite every boy fan (and girl fan) in the universe! (Source | Photo)
This legal brothel near Reno, Nevada aims to become "the Ritz-Carlton of brothels." The Mustang Ranch looks more like a luxury hotel than a brothel, and interestingly enough, staying there costs guests nothing. However, each guest must pay one of the ladies on staff to accompany them around the premises at all times, regardless of whether they visit alone or if they bring along a significant other. (Source | Photo)
Stiletto claims it is "the world's finest short stay boutique hotel
and Sydney brothel." Indeed, the lavish interior with 2-story waterfalls and posh rooms set this place apart due to sheer luxury. Choose from rooms and suites with themes such as James Bond, Betty Boob, Kama Sutra, Voyeur, and Roman Orgy (which contains a giant freshwater plunge pool), then select the perfect date to complete your fantasy. (Source | Photo)
While prostitution is legal in France, as of 2003 sex solicitation is illegal, which lead local prostitutes in Lyon to get creative. White vans line the city and suburban streets in this city; an open door means they're open for business, a closed door (and rocking van) means you'll have to come back later for your turn. (Source | Photo)
This Berlin, Germany-based brothel responded to the recent economic downturn in a very unusual way; they offer a discount to customers who arrive on bicycle or who can prove they took public transport. Claiming that they care about the environment and also want to alleviate the crowded traffic and parking situation near the brothel, the owners say that the discount is bringing in 3-4 new customers per week on average. (Source | Photo)
The Pascha is a 12 story, 29,000 square foot brothel in Cologne, Germany. Roughly 120 prostitutes service over one thousand customers per day at this, the largest brothel in all of Europe.
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Sunrise on the windward side of O'ahu……
…..just moments apart.
Amazing how quickly the light changes close to the equator….. the sunrises and sunsets seem to happen really fast.
Our second day in O'ahu, our wonderful host took us to the trail-head of a short hike up the hill side where a couple of pill-box lookouts from WWII were located. We arrived just in time to catch the sun as it rose from the misty clouds over the ocean. The climb was a little steep and rocky in places, and I'm a little chagrined to say that some people (young and lithe) ran the whole way up. We didn't. However, we plodded along and after stopping to view the sunrise, we continued on over the hills for a mile or two. It was beautiful.
Looks like I really should have run up the hill (although my knees would have complained bitterly afterward) 😉
We were surprised to find about a half dozen different species of cacti. Hawaii was full of surprises for me…. not all what I thought it would be in my mind's eye.
This one's just for Molly — the Lewis and Clark pose….
….just imagine yourself back in 1942 — scanning the horizon for intruders…
♥ O'ahu♥