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Author has written 6 stories for Hunger Games, Fullmetal Alchemist, Maximum Ride, Twilight, Naruto, and Coffeehouse Angel.
Hey, it's me, ZeroKiryusSkitz666 I can't get into my old Fanfiction account,so I made this one...I am also on Fictionpress.com under the name AfterShock666 so if you like my writing please check my Fictionpress account out too!!!:):):)
--Food For Thought, Quotes, and Other Things--
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
It's 0 degrees today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow. How cold will it be?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
What is the sound of one's hands clapping?
Did Adam and Eve have navels?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
If the number 2 pencil is number 1, why is it still Number 2?
You sound reasonable, time to up my medication.
Can vegitaritions eat animal crackers?
There is nothing wrong with making mistakes. Just don't respond with encores.
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting '...holy sh#t...what a ride!
Learn from the mistakes of others-you can't live long enough to make them all yourself. Martin Vanbee
Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity; they seem more afraid of life than of death.
Do not fear dieing, fear not having lived. Anonymous
"You are a living magnet. What you attract into your life is in harmony with your dominant thoughts." Brian Tracy
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair." Douglas Adams
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs." Unknown
"The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the profusion of matter and of the stars, but that within this prison we can draw from ourselves images powerful enough to deny our nothingness." Andre Malraux
"Don't be afraid of the space between your dreams and reality. If you can dream it, you can make it so." Belva Davis
"The shortest distance between two points is under construction. Noelie Altito
--Cut and Paste--
Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile.
95 percent of teenagers are worried about being popular. If you are part of the 5 percent who are not, copy and paste this to your profile.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it was uncool to breath. If you are part of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever stayed up and read past 4 in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile.
99 percent of teens would have a heart attack is facebook and myspace were simultaneously destroyed. If you would be one of the one percent who would be laughing your butt off, or attending a funeral and laughing your butt off, then copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, xnarutoxrocksx,SakuraUchiha101, SakuraHarunoKinomoto, Storm Midnight, Star Wars nut, FlameWing41, Pie in the Face, Totally Random Solumbum, SpeakNowLetGoGoodbyeLullaby
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.
If you actually enjoy reading, copy this into your profile.
If you are of the opinion that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever read something and got sucked into that book, copy this into your profile.
If you enjoy books about dragons, copy this into your profile.
If you enjoy fantasy in general, copy this into your profile.
If you have copied and pasted more than 10 things into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever seen an adult act like a gangsta or use slang and were freaked out, copy and paste this to your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Saara-chan, BellaPerea, kairika, Arya-Svit-Kona1, InheritanceArtist(it happens daily ;), Pie in the Face, Totally Random Solumbum, SpeakNowLetGoGoodbyeLullaby
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile
If you are odd and proud of it, you know the drill.
If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.
pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.
If you know the difference between "its" and "it's", copy and paste this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you often read three or more books at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever lost someone (dogs and hamsters count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile
If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
-If you're the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizes, copy this onto your profile.
-If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.
-92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
-65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV than reading. If you are part of the 35 who read more than you watch TV then copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
-Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
-If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile
-If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
-If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying,But at the same time funny, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.
-Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.
-Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.
-If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.
-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
-Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
-If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
-If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile.
-If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apperent reason, copy this to your profile.
-Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
-If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
-Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
-If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Twilight, Vampire Academy), copy and paste this into your profile!
-If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile.
-If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile.
-Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
-If you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your dhampir boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting "Die, squirrel beasts, die!", copy this into your profile.
-If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.
-If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you love to sit at your computer all day, doing timewasting things, copy and paste this to your profile.
-If you spend 10 hours on Fanfiction each day, copy and paste this to your profile.
-If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile
-If you enjoy reading the and copying the "copy and pastes" from other people's profiles to your own, copy and paste this to your profile.
-If you are a computer addict, copy and paste this in your profile.
-If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS
-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If your profile is (somewhat) long, copy this to make it longer.
-"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
-If you have a thing for pasting things on your profile, paste this on your profile
-If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.
-If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.
-If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile.
-If you have a profile, paste this on your profile
-If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
-If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
-"HELP I'VE FALLEN AND...hey nice carpet!!"
-If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
-If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile.
-Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
-If you are in love with any of the Cullens (men or women) then copy and paste this into your profile
-If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
-Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
-If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.
-If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you freakin' could, copy this into your profile.
-If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
-If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.
-If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If Dimitri Belikov is the hottest guy on earth, copy this into your profile.
-If Jasper Cullen is the hottest vampire on earth, copy this into your profile.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
I, SpeakNowLetGoGoodbyeLullaby, solemnly swear to review every fic I read, no matter how old, young, stupid, lovely, amazing, retarded, or horribly written it is. I've joined the Review Revolution, because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews. I'm part of a revolution...
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.
Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity. But not in that order.
Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken...
I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on.
I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what someone would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive
Tell the truth and run.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... (scary thought...)
Don't mess with me I've got a stick and I have nowhere to put it!
I ran with scissors, and lived!
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy. (funny, my voices say the same thing...)
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. (he-he. colourful...)
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
You're intoxocated by my very presence.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs
There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I don't suffer from insanity,... I enjoy every minute of it.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
Your weirdness is creeping the voices in my head out.
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, off the occasional cliff and into sliding glass doors...
I'm not afraid of Death, what's he gonna do? kill me?
It's always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I've found it?
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
.I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Your eyebrows are as beautiful as an enormus caterpillar.
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?
"Education is important, school however, is another matter."
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
I walk in the rain,
You say Romeo and Juliet,
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell, I WANT DIMITRI BELIKOV!!
They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
There is no I in team but the is an I in PIE and there is an PIE in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
Come to the dark side. We have Dimitri Belikov!
"I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That's not GOD…it's a MAGLIGHT!"
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought.
"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
"Doctors say I have dissociative identity disorder. We disagree with that."
My prince doesn't wear shiny armour.
Sometimes you just have to smile and walk away...hold your tears in and pretend you are okay.
"Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you?"
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and I'll kill you."
"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."
F.I.N.A.L.S-Fuck, I never actually learned this shit.
"Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge."
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
"It's just AMAZING! You're completely wrong again!"
"Jesus is coming! Everybody look busy!"
That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast.
"Do you remember when Pluto was a planet, yeah, those were the days."
I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't remember shit)
"Bravo. You really know how to make an ass out of yourself."
"One night I was lying awake when I asked myself 'what's wrong with me?' Then a voice answered 'this is going to take more then one night.'"
"If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic."
"You, off my planet."
"I don't know what's wrong with you, but I'll wager it's hard to pronounce."
"Well, we always suspected that thinking was dangerous."
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
If you die, I'll kill you!
A repair shop: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
Don't steal, the government hates competition.
I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.
Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours.
"There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't"
"I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids."
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and plot your revenge".
"I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn't poor, I was needy. Then they told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy. I was deprived. (Oh not deprived but rather underprivileged) Then they told me that underprivileged was overused. I was disadvantaged. I still don't have a dime. But I have a great vocabulary."
I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.
"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I must be perfect!"
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
homework is killing trees, stop the madness!
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Life is like a role of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment.
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
"I swear to drunk I'm not God!"
"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk."
Be like a duck, my mother used to tell me. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath.
"I have the answer in my head. I just haven't found it yet."
"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him ... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said ... Alright... you're ugly too!
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!
We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.
How do you save your enemy from drowning? Take your foot of his/her head!
I'm bored. Run for your sanity.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into school.
Evil beware, we have waffles.
"Hey, make up your mind. Am I a genius, or a creep?" "You're a creepy genius."
"Did you study for today's test?" "You bet. Ask me anything you want about history-" "Uh, that's great, but the test is in math."
The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
What doesn't kill you, only puts you in the hospital for a few weeks! (Do you know how not fun it is to be in the hospital for a few weeks because it didn't kill you?!)
I used up all my sick days so I called in dead.
I'm gonna survive even if it kills me.
If first you don't succeed… maybe losing is your style.
I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability.
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
Make yourself at home ...clean my kitchen.
The silent ones are always the deadliest
I'll be dead before I die.
Stupid words! Where are they when you need them?!
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.
You say Pink
I don't run on COFFEE...I run on MUSIC
You wanna be Romeo and Juliet? Okay then. You and your boyfriend can go commit suicide together.
Suicide is a long term solution to a short term problem! Don't do it!!! (...shhhh. I didn't try...often...)
If your not living on the edge, you are taking up too much space!
Don't mess with me, I know kung-fu, karate and 47 other dangerous words.
She's got him falling head over heels for her and I can't even get him to stumble...
Days continue to pass, stars continue to shine.
If You Really Love Something Set It Free.
If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you I wouldn't miss you, but I did, I do and I will.
In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away...
When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching.
"I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry.
"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."
"You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel."
To realise the value of ONE YEAR, ask a student who failed a grade.
You've got to take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you've got, and remember what you had. Always forgive, but never forget. Learn from mistakes, but never regret.
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.
I got kicked out of the bookshop once for moving all the Bibles to the fiction section.
If vodka was water and I was a duck, I would swim to the bottom and never come up. But vodka's not water and I'm not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the fuck up.
Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
> >The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
> >The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
> >The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
> >The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
> >The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".
2. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
> >The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
> >The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
> >Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,
> >"They will in a minute."
3. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
> >Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
4. One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the sink. She suddenly notices that her mother had several strands of white hair on her head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Momma?"
> >Her mother replied, "Well, every time you do something to make me sad or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
> >The little girl pondered this revelation for a while, then said, "Momma, how come ALL of Grandma's hairs are white?"
5. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
> >"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael, He's a doctor.'
> >A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
6. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
> >"Take only ONE. God is watching."
> >Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
> >A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Five Resons Why Bella's an Idiot:
1. She jumped off a cliff and didn't die.
2. She didn't kill Jacob for imprinting on Nessie.
3. What regular person uses the word irrevocably?
4. She can't win an argument with Edward unless its about sex.
5. She's a freaking spaz.
Repost if you agree to at least three statements.
Stereotypes are HURTFUL and often WRONG. The ones in bold font apply to me.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (actually, spiritual...)
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUSt be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (sorta)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be sleeping with them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm part RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm part GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (no way in HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be a vampire.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST be a prostitute.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (well...not the point! jk! :D)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm part WELSH so I MUST love sheep. (They're cute! Not the point...)
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (i AM emo, but still...)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (well...i only talk like that cuz I PRONOUNCE the letters in a word!)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (i hate hockey and beavers look funny)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (so NOT the point!and only MOST men!)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall, blond, blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I CURSE so I MUST have no respect.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. (Come on, people! Kangaroos don't talk to us!)
I'm GAY so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (I am...buuuuut...-_-)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (I am. But fuck you)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DISAGREE with stereotypes so I MUST post this on my profile. :) (Now THAT one is actually true) :)
Her name was Auroura
Ropost it if you cried.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
You Might Be An Author If...
1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.
20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.
21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.
22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.
23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.
24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.
26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.
27. You dream about your stories.
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
7) Thou shall not skip class.
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
Boy Girl
"Where have you been all my life?"
"Are you an angel from heaven?"
"Your place or mine?"
"You're feisty, I like that."
"My dad owns the Café. I could get us really good seats."
"I have magic fingers. And they love to give massages."
"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
"So, what do you do for a living?"
"Hey baby, what's your sign?"
"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
"Your body is like a temple."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet,I'd put U and I next to each other."
"Well,if I could rearrange the alphabet,I'd put F and U next to each other."
"I would go to the end of the world for you."
"If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
"Haven't we met before?"
"So, wanna go back to my place ?"
"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
"Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
"I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
"I know how to please a woman."
"I want to give myself to you."
"I can tell that you want me."
"Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
"I'd go through anything for you."
"How did you get so beautiful?"
"So, what do you do for a living?"
"Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here."
"Are you lost too? Cause I think hell just sent out a 'Wanted sign'."
"Do you come here often?"
"Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart."
"Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?"
"You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb."
"Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'."
"Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back."
"You know, we have actually met before. Remember the dream you had of the perfect guy? I was the guy standing to his right."
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line.
(HAHA I guess I'm a retard!)
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.
A good or best friend!
A good friend remembers your name. A best friend forgets theirs and uses yours.
A good friend will comfort you when your crush rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
A good friend will ask you why you are crying. A best friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry.
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people
were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the
breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she
loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he
would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.
Reasons why I Love Dimitri Belikov:
1)who doesn't love a sexy Russian?
2)He didn't impregnate his girlfriend (cough cough you shouldn't have done that Edward!!)
3)He's wonderful to imagine talking or being when no one is watching :D
4)Dimitri can kick ass (yes i'm pointing at you Adrian)
5)He makes you love Russia so much that if you lived in the US in 1950's you would get shunned
6)Dimitri makes us all want to believe that Vampire are real
7)Dimitri Makes me believe in God (Russian God that is)
8)He's not a stalker like Edward and doesn't like watching people sleep when they don't know that they are there.
9)He's a ninja!
10)He makes you wonder what kind of dirty secrets would he have.
11)He makes you want to check out every single book that your library has about western novels.
12)He's HOT!
Friends: Tell you that you look nice.
Friends: Say "see you later!"
Friends: Bail you out of jail.
Friends: Forgive you.
Friends: Politely refuse food.
Friends: Are only through school.
Friends: Laugh with you.
Friends: Tell jokes with you.
Friends: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
Friends: Would knock on your front door.
Friends: You have to tell them not to tell.
Friends: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough.
Friends: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend.
Friends: bail you outta jail.
Friends: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house.
Friends: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline.
Friends: come over every couple of months for a sleepover.
Friends: are offended when you make fun of them.
Friends: are shy around your boyfriend.
Friends: don't see you if you're sick.
Friends: dare you to scream into the street.
Friends: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
Friends: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night.
Friends: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you.
Friends: Ask why you're crying.
Friends: Annoy you.
Friends: Forget you.
Friends: Like you.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Vampires, who can express herself better with words than with emails, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, Psychoteenagegirl,Shinzu Kapu kapu, moosehugger, zeza101, MyImmortal01, Jackie Clearwater Voltarre, I Love Dimitri Belikov,
You have been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, vampirechick123, Twilight-Lover908, MyImmortal01, Jackie Clearwater Voltarre, I Love Dimitri Belikov,
To me, writing is more than a passtime or a way to express yourself. It's an escape, a way to forget your troubles and the troubles of the world around you. It's a way to live out things that would be almost impossible in the real world and do things that you wouldn't normally. To put yourself in someone else's shoes and to get away from the stress in your life. To just dissappear into a world you created and relax. Add your name if you agree that writing isn't just a way to kill time. MyImmortal01, Jackie Clearwater Voltarre, I Love Dimitri Belikov,
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!
Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Things I learned while reading TWILIGHT:
1. You can enjoy the boquet while resisting the wine.
What colour is your toothbrush?
Name one person who made you smile today?
What were you doing at 8 am this morning:
sleeping...like I should have been...
What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Shhhh!!! It's a sexual secrets!!! ;D
Have you ever been to a strip club?
what is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
What was the last thing you had to drink?
Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
Do you take vitamins daily?
Do you go to church every Sunday?
Do you have a tan?
i make Casper look tan.
Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
Do you drink your soda with a straw?
What did your last text message say?
"Lol sure" I asked him if he missed me...asshole -_-
What are you doing tomorrow?
Look to your left, what do you see?
What color is your watch?
What do you think of when you hear Hawaii?
What is your birthstone?
Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
What is your favorite number?
Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
Any plans for today?
How many states have you lived in?
Biggest annoyance right now?
Last song listened to?
Check Yes Juliet by We The Kings
Can you say the alphabet backwards?
Do you have a maid service clean your house?
Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
My hiking boots
Are you jealous of anyone?
Is anyone jealous of you?
Do you love anyone?
Do any of your friends have children?
i sure as hell hope not!
What do you usually do during the day?
Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
What color is your car?
Do you like cats?
Are you thinking about someone right now?
How did you get your worst scar?
Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch some marajiuana
Jack got high and dropped his fly and said "Do you wanna?"
Jill said "Yes," and dropped her dress and then they had some fun.
Silly Jill forgot her pill and then they had a son.
Sex is a sensation
You Know You're a Book Addict If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
15 Things to do when your in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
(Never been to walmart or whatever But I found this hilarious)
1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer
Beauty From Pain by Superchic[k]
Magic by B.o.B.
Riot by Three Days Grace (lmfao)
Our Song by Taylor Swift
Don't Forget To Remember Me by Carrie Underwood
Breathe by Taylor Swift (dammit)
Time Of Dying by Three Days Grace (yay! I'm gonna live FOREVER!)
Anywhere But Here by Hilary Duff
Next Go Round by Nickelback (um...)
Two Worlds Collide by Demi Lovato
Wishes by Superchic[k] (...okayyy...)
It's Not A Fashion Statement It's A Deathwish by My Chemical Romance (lmfao)
Hollywood537 by Michael Buble (um,okayyy then...)
Safe Ride Home by Cute Is What We Aim For (oddly enough,completely true...)
Shut Your Mouth by Automatic Loveletter (well,maybe the other way around)
WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? (Oh,you dont wanna know...)
You're Never Over by Eminem (why the HELL do I have fuckin Eminem on my iPod?!?!?!)
Hand In My Pocket by Alanis Morissette (WTF????)
Hands Up by Hedley (already regretted...)
Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F) (lmfao lofl roftl)
Stupid In Love by Rihanna (my iPod knows me REALLY freakin well...)
Born This Way by Lady GaGa (once again--WTF?????lmfao Lady GaGa is married to Lord GooGoo--thanx Owen!))
Animal I Have Become by Three Days Grace (strangely enough...mind you,I aint the one on drugs...)
My Boy Side
You love hoodies.
Total: 23
Your Girl Side
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You wear the color pink
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing
Total: 9
Boredom Busters
1. Try not to think about penguins.
34. Imagine that Dimitri Belikov is your boyfriend
I messed up of my teenage life...
kissed someone before dating
Multiply by 3
Total- 87 holy shit!
you have been Pinned with Obsessive Cullen
Im am sorry to the people who love Robert Patttinson...
97 of percent people would cry if Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen from Twilight)
was standing on top of a sky-scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3
who would sit there eating popcorn screaming "DO A FLIP!" Then Copy&Paste this on your profile :)
Favorite VA quotes (Ah, there's so many):
"I should have had more faith in their sanity. Or maybe not. "We used C4," Mikhail explained. "Where the hell did you get-"
-Rose Hathaway and Mikhail
Lissa:"If anyone could get rid of that stupid age law,it's Tasha and her activist friends."
Christian:"Don't worry.The thing about Tasha and her activist friends is that there's so many things to protest that they never get behind one thing and protest." -Vasilisa Dragomir and Christian Ozera
"No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I'd put ketchup on a taco. But seriously, we'd been out of salsa, so what else was I supposed to do?" -Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise
"Oh God, I'm Zmey's daughter. Zmey junior. Zmeyette, even." -Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise
"You're beautiful in battle. Like an avenging angel come to deliver the justice of heaven." -Dimitri Belikov, Spirit Bound
"If I let myself love you, I won't throw myself in front of her. I'll throw myself in front of you." -Dimitri Belikov, Vampire Academy
"I love you, Roza. I'll always be there for you. I'm not going to let anything happen to you." -Dimitri Belikov, Shadow Kiss
"Oh my God. A kind word from Rose Hathaway. I can die a happy man." -Adrian Ivashkov, Shadow Kiss
"Did you know that Victor Dashkov is sitting on your bed?" -Adrian Ivashkov, Spirit Bound
"Rose is in red, never in blue. Sharp as a thorn, fights like one too." -Adrian Ivashkov, Frostibite?
"I love pity parties. I wish I'd brought the hats." -Christian Ozera, Vampire Academy
"If you weren't so psychotic, you'd be fun to hang around." -Christian Ozera, Shadow Kiss
Dimitri: "Why did you come here?"
"The mental and physical pain were starting to drag me under, and with my last effort, I wet my lips choked out another gem from my Russian vocabulary. "Pazvaneet?" The woman looked back at me in surprise. I wasn't sure if I had the word right. I might have just asked for a pay phone instead of a cell phone-or maybe I'd asked for a giraffe-but hopefully the message came through regardless." -Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise
"I shivered, trying to imagine myself as one of them. Red rings around my pupils. Tanned skin gone pale. I couldn't picture it, and I supposed I'd never have to actually see myself if it happened. Strigoi cast no reflections. It would make doing my hair a real pain in the ass." -Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise
"I focused on him (Adrian) as hard as I could while I waited for sleep to come, as though my thoughts might act as some sort of bat signal and summon him." -Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise
"It occurred to me with startling clarity that I was making out with a Strigoi. And that was . . . weird." -Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise
"Even I make mistakes. I know it's hard to believe-kind of suprises me myself-but I guess it has to happen. It's probably some kind of karmic way to balance out the universe. Otherwise, it wouldn't be fair to have one person so full of awesomeness." -Rose Hathaway, Shadow Kiss
"Now rumors of my humiliation were trickling down to the lower campuses. If I walked over to the elementary dorms, some six-year-old would probably tell me she'd heard that I killed Christian." -Rose Hathaway, Shadow Kiss
Mason: "Belikov is a sick, evil man and should be thrown into a pit of rabid vipers for the offense he committed against you this morning."
"I had left a body in the park, but seriously, what was I supposed to do? Drag him back to my hotel and tell the bellhop my friend had had too much to drink?" -Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise
"Yeva sat in a rocking chair and appeared to be the world's most stereotypical grandmother as she knit a pair of socks. Except most grandmothers didn't look like they could incinerate you with a single glance." -Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise
"I fought against her, trying to mount some kind of defense, but it was like fighting Dimitri on crack." -Rose Hathaway, Vampire Academy
"And then, suddenly, he (Dimitri) was there, charging down the hallway like Death in a cowboy duster." -Rose Hathaway, Vampire Academy
Janine: "You two have a lot in common."
Rose: "Couldn't Lissa have healed that black eye away?"
"I know how devastated you must be to miss me. But leave a message, and I'll try to ease your agony as soon as possible." -Adrian Ivashkov, Blood Promise
"If only it were that easy. You forget: I have an addictive personality. I'm addicted to you. Somehow I think you could do all sorts of bad things to me, and I'd still come back to you." -Adrian Ivashkov, Spirit Bound
"I can't wait until this show gets on the road. You and me are going to have so much fun, Rose. Picking out curtains, doing each other's hair, telling ghost stories . . ." -Christian Ozera, Shadow Kiss
Rose: "Do you have, like, a T. rex you're going to feed?"
"Dreams, dreams. I walk them; I live them. I delude myself with them. It's a wonder I can spot reality anymore." -Adrian Ivashkov, Spirit Bound
Dimitri: "Roza . . . Why? Why did you have to be so difficult? We could've spent eternity together . . ."
Rose: "I . . . I know. I know it's not him. I know he's a monster, but we can save him . . . if we can do what Robert was telling us about . . ."
"Dimitri must have grown tired of waiting for me. He held on to my shoulder and jerked me toward him, triumph flaring in those red eyes. In the sort of space we were in, this was probably all he needed to kill me. This time, he had what he wanted." -Rose Hathaway, Spirit Bound
Dimitri: "I told you. I told you I'd find you."
"The shadow-kissed don't have the gift of life. Only the spirit-blessed. The question is: Who's capable of doing it? Gentle Girl or Drunken Sod? My wager would be on Gentle Girl." -Robert Doru, Spirit Bound
Adrian: "You're lying."
Robert: "A bond . . . I've almost forgotten what it was like . . . but Alden. I've never forgotten Alden . . ."
"He's hot - like, the kind of hot that makes you stop walking on the street and get hit by traffic." -Rose Hathaway, Frostbite
"Who have you brought, Victor? Who are these children? Two spirit users and . . . one of the shadow-kissed?" -Robert Doru, Spirit Bound
"I had to give him credit for stepping up to a lost cause, though considering our sketchy relationship, I still wasn't sure why he had. My biggest theories were that he didn't trust royals and that he felt fatherly obligation. In that order." -Rose Hathaway, Last Sacrifice
Rose: "So what are you doing here? I know it's not just a fatherly visit. You never do anything without a reason."
"Sometimes the greatest tests of our strength are situations that don't seem so obviously dangerous. Sometimes surviving is the hardest thing of all." -Abe Mazur, Last Sacrifice
"Abe had not earned his reputation as zmey—the serpent—for nothing. He was always calculating, always looking for an advantage. It seemed my tendency toward crazy plots ran in the family." -Rose Hathaway, Last Sacrifice
Rose: "Stop it! Do not use compulsion on me. You're my friend. Friends dont use their powers on each other"
Adrian: "Studying's overrated. Just find someone smart to copy off."
Rose: "A spoon?"
Christian: "In spite of everything, even with Avery--"
Rose: "Hey, Mia."
Adrian: "And, I can visit people in their dreams."
Rose: "I hate it when you're the sane one. That's my job."
Rose: ". . . I have to kill him."
Christian: "You guys are shopping?" he asked, glancing from Lissa to Adrian. "Getting in a little girl time?"
Favorite Mortal Instruments Quotes:
Jace: "Jesus! What's your problem?"
Jace: "Can I help you with something?"
Clary: "How did you know I had Shadowhunter blood? Was there some way you could tell?"
"Usually I'm remarkably good-natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y" -Jace Wayland, City of Ashes
"Yes. I was trained to be an evil mastermind from a young age. Sterilising flowerbeds, pulling the wings off flies, I was covering that stuff in kindergarten. Good thing he decided to fake his own death before we got to the raping and pillaging or no-one would be safe" -Jace Wayland, City of Ashes
"You know, when most girls say they want a big rock for their birthday they don't mean literally,a big rock." -Clary Fray, City Of Bones(?)
"No, I still turn myself down from time to time, just to keep things interesting." -Jace Herondale, City Of Ashes(?)
Isabelle: "How did you get Magnus to let Jace leave?"
Jace: "What's an eBay?"
Clary: "You can hang your head out the window, if you like"
"Lately I've been crossdressing. Also. I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know" -Simon Lewis, City of Bones
Jace: "I am a man and real men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown."
1. Where is your cell phone?
2. Boyfriend/girlfriend?
3. Your hair?
4. Your mother?
5. Your father?
6. Your favorite thing?
7. Your dream last night? sexy
8. Your favorite drink?
9.Your dream car?
10. The room you're in?
11. Your ex?
12. Your fear?
14. Where were you last night?
15. What you're not right now?
Not horny...'>_>
16. Muffins?
*Friend In Background* Are just ugly cupcakes!
*Me* Muffin is NOT ugly!!!!!!*glares evilliy,then launches herself across the room*
17. One of your wish list items?
18. Where you grew up?
19. The last thing you did? type
20. What are you wearing?
.Whats on TV?
dunno,but Im watchin Supernatural
22.Your pet or pets?
24.Your Life?
25.Your Mood?
26. Missing someone?
28. Your car?
29. Your work?
30. Like someone?
31. Your favorite color?
32. When is the last time you laughed?
Girls are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree
-Pete Wentz
all girls copy and paste
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
If you love your dad, post this on your profile
Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
Crazy is a relative term in my family!
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese, there are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. it's ether my mum or dad. or my older brother colin. or my younger brother ho-chan-chu. but i think it's colin.
borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back
if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
Can mute people burp?
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history
Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers."
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
If someone has ever asked you what Maximum Ride is about, and they give you a look that says, do-I-really-hang-out with you? copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Maximum Ride its not even FUNNY anymore, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever called one of your friends Mom on accident, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" song copy this into your profile!
Roses are red,
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
Month one
Month Two
Month Three
You know what Mommy
Month Four
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
Month Seven
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
Girls Don't Realize These Things:
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
But most of all
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm Sorry
I'm sorry
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' (i wanna kno what kinda idiot wouldn't want a guy like this!)


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A note from the Queen of the Divas
I just want to say Hello and Welcome to you all. We hope to create a beautiful sisterhood here with no drama. No bashing or bullying will be allowed by any member. Warnings will be given before anyone is ever dismissed from the group. CM guidelines will be adhered too. I do have an open door policy...so if there is something bugging you please don't hesitate to spit me a message and I will look into the matter and try to solve it to the best of my ability. Remember we are a sisterhood and I expect everyone to agree to disagree when needed and expect all to be treated with the same respect they would like to have shown to them.
Jump on in and have some fun.
ETA: This Forum is a public forum...If you don't want your posts to be seen...please use one of the other forums...the rest are all private to the group only.
Something is bugging me and I have to get it off my chest NOW....
I just want to say I love you all and this is going to be GREAT!!
Thanks Jeanne...I believe it will be great also...no politics to get in the way of just pure fun and love.
Whoohoo! this is going to be a great group!!!!
Welcome Lisa...So happy to have you on board!!!
Cool... from a sister who had been weighed measured and seems to always come up lacking... glad to hear it!
But, but , but ..I ain't got no name here.... :(
Ahem.... I'm giving up the wings and wanna stop being such a pushover so you can just call me " Derby City Diva" !
I gota have a name too! What should it be? hmmmmmm
You pick and I will make it so...blinggggggg.......that was my magic wand waving.
Quoting LadySaphira:
I gota have a name too! What should it be? hmmmmmm

subset: commoncrawl


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Thread: cloning method in jsp
- 03-10-2014, 12:04 PM #1Member
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cloning method in jsp
how can use cloning in jsp... i try to display the text box after clicking the radio button.... but when i click the yes button the text box will display again and the user can enter new values..... i want to repeat the same process until then i click no button.... after click the no button the submit button will display... please solve my issue... i am using javascript
Last edited by tamilram; 03-10-2014 at 12:19 PM.
Re: cloning method in jsp
I hope you realize that this is a Java forum and not a Javascript forum. Your question has nothing to do with JSP and/or servlets.
As for your issue, start looking into jQuery. It has wonderful methods to manipulate the DOM. To get you started, this is what it sort of would look like (untested):
Java Code:
var textbox = "<input type=\"text\" />"; var counter = 1; $("#yes-button").click( function() { var $myTextbox = $(textbox); $myTextbox.attr('name', 'text' + counter); $("#myform-container").append($myTextbox); counter++; });
Last edited by SurfMan; 03-10-2014 at 12:16 PM."It's not fixed until you stop calling the problem weird and you understand what was wrong." - gimbal2 © 2013
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Originally posted by SunDevilNiner79:
Originally posted by SF69ers:
Originally posted by InconvenienTTruth21:
Originally posted by SunDevilNiner79:
lol, foul us to prevent the record from being broken. Great sportsmanship
They were chucking 3s when they were up by 30 with 2 minutes left in the game trying their hardest to break the record im glad we intentionally fouled them
And I liked Mark Jackson's message after the game. Basically saying that he's old school and he wasn't gonna let that happen so he made them EARN it.
How about playing "defense" to make them earn it?
And running up the score? This aint middle school basketball. This is the N-B-A.
-Every state says what Golden State did was unsportsmanlike except the homerism in California. Its crystal clear.
At the end it was obvious that the Rockets were just trying to break the record and jacking up 3's. They had several chances to set the record and missed shots. I think Jackson got fed up at the end with the fact that the team was playing for a record and not just to finish out the game.
Kind of like an NFL team that is way up by 30 in the last minutes of a game that has a chance to break an all time passing yardage record and throws bombs.


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Premature Birth May Complicate Pregnancy Later, Says Study
A recent study carried out by researchers at the Universite de Montreal and Hopital Ste. Justine Research Centre says that premature birth may be taken lightly initially, but it can have devastating and lasting effects on one's adulthood.
Though, no one is spared by the premature birth, it is being said that women suffer the most. The reason behind the same, as per the report published online in the Canadian Medical Association Journal, is the natural process that they later become mothers.
Quebec health records for almost 7,405 prematurely born women were examined, as per the findings, and compared with 16,714 women born between 1976 and 1995 at term. These women had given birth between 1987 and 2008.
It was found that one in every 10 women born at term was facing a serious pregnancy issue. However, one in five was experiencing the same amongst extremely premature. Thus, suggestions are coming that physicians should inquire expecting women about their own birth experiences as well.
"We'd want to see other studies that confirm this information before we start adding a huge extra burden, in terms of the worry that the pregnant women have", said William Mundle, Society of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists of Canada spokesperson.
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---------- Post added 2010-09-12 at 04:19 PM ----------
Do NOT prospect your Scrolls / tablets (at least not yet)
I prospected 5 Highborn scrolls, they disappeared and I received nothing.
---------- Post added 2010-09-12 at 04:48 PM ----------
Further clarification on how scrolls / tablets work
I (obviously) can't say that it's intended or not, but the way it currently appears to work is that scrolls can be used to add to some, but not all artifacts, for example, I can add one (and only one) scroll to Cloak Clasp with Antlers, Coin from Eldre'Thalas, Shattered Glave, and a few more, However, I can *not* add one to Highborne Pyxis, I also can not add a troll tablet to troll artifact Fetish of Hir'eek.
some times the hexagon where i can add a tablet or scroll dont appear, anyone know if this is a bug or intended and what is the criteria for it to appear again? or y it disappears
Ive just gotten my Archeaology to 450. While leveling it i managed to get the blue dwarf mug(wich spawns some dancers), the skelly raptor pet, the mechagnome pet and last but not least i just finished my Skelly raptor mount. All in all i thought it was pretty fun to do but the only "complaint" i have, and most of my guildies have is that the grays you make have no use whatsoever, except for achievements. For instance when you make the 7 scepters it would be nice if you could equip them. For me it wasnt hard to keep going because i got these nice rewards, but some of my guildies are around 300 and havent gotten anything rare yet. Going to bed now, from what ive read the Tolvir artifacts are gonna be a pain in the ass!


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Stopping Estonian Oil Shale Plant from Polluting Utah and Colorado
"Between increases in renewable energy and improvements in energy efficiency, we don't need to take on the risks that come with developing these dirty fuels. The damage to our air, water, and our health are not acceptable."
– Jon Goldin-Dubois, President of Western Resource Advocates.
Enefit Plans to Build an Enormous Dirty Fuel Plant in the Unites States
Enefit is owned by the national government of Estonia (Eesti Energia). This company operates worldwide and processes 17 million tons of oil shale per year to produce shale oil and electricity. Currently they are planning to strip mine oil shale in Utah on private property, state lands, and a federal lease in eastern Utah. The company plans to convert oil shale into kerogen – a transportation fuel – using several industrial processes (called retorts).
The proposed oil shale processing will require 29 million tons of raw oil shale rock per year, which is basically 50,000 tons of rock per day. By comparison, the whole state of Colorado mines approximately 28 million tons of coal annually.
The location for this commercial-scale operation in Utah is twelve miles southeast of Bonanza and 40 miles north of Vernal, and is contiguous to the Colorado state line.
Notably, this proposed commercial-scale oil shale development will use technology that has never been built before and is still at the research and development stage. In order to account for the different physical and chemical properties of the oil shale found in Utah, Enefit will need to adjust the process the company is currently using in Estonia.
Enefit's Operation Will Be a Massive Environmental and Public Health Disaster
Despite the many uncertainties about Enefit's proposed new technology, what is known about oil shale activities in Estonia raises serious concerns.
- Carbon Pollution: Oil shale is dirtier than coal when it comes to carbon pollution. Ninety percent of Estonia's carbon dioxide emissions come from burning oil shale.
- Air Pollution: A July 2013 report from the Swedish Air Pollution and Climate Secretariat concludes that Estonia is the largest per capita polluter in the region, and calls on the country to drop oil shale as an energy source. In Utah, the Enefit currently plans to send their dirty kerogen to refineries along the Wasatch Front for processing into transportation fuels. The Wasatch Front already has some of the dirtiest air in the country, causing significant health problems.
- Gigantic Ash Waste Piles Seen from Space that Spontaneously Combust: In northeastern Estonia, towering mounds of gray shale ash are visible from space. Locals refer to these barren hills, which cover 50 square miles, as the "Estonian Alps." Petroleum coke buried in one of these gigantic piles spontaneously ignited in 2013.
- Water Hogs in a Desert: The oil shale sector in Estonia uses four times more water annually than the rest of Estonia combined. Water is a precious resource in Utah, and where the water will come from for this massive operation is unknown.
Western Resource Advocates is Challenging this Polluting Plant Every Step of the Way
Western Resource Advocates is tracking every environmental permit Enefit will need to obtain from state and federal agencies. We are submitting legal comments on environmental permits with a coalition that includes the Grand Canyon Trust, Living Rivers, Sierra Club, Southern Utah Wilderness Alliance, and Conservation Colorado. We are working to engage members of Congress, the Bureau of Land Management, the Environmental Protection Agency, and the National Park Service to protect state and national interests from this operation. We are also increasing the public's awareness of the implications of such a massive, dirty plant being established in Utah.
Currently, Western Resource Advocates is challenging a right-of-way Enefit needs to construct across BLM land in order to bring gas, power and water to their private property. Western Resource Advocates is participating in the Environmental Impact Statement process that must be completed before BLM can approve Enefit's right-of-way. In addition to the impacts from constructing the right-of-way, BLM must take a "hard look" at the environmental consequences of Enefit's proposal overall, including cumulative impacts of the project as well as impacts to threatened and endangered species.
Allowing the construction of huge, polluting, industrial-scale retorts in order to process oil shale is the wrong policy choice for the BLM and the state of Utah to make. Western Resource Advocates is committed to protecting our air, water and lands from being blighted with the type of legacy pollution the company has produced in Estonia. At its peak, this proposal will likely produce more climate changing pollution than any other plant in America, will use tremendous amounts of precious water, and will generate massive amounts of air pollution in an area already shown to be out of compliance with federal clean air regulations.
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Stopping Oil Shale and Tar Sands
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tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6366080693045968974.post1287963132418794413..comments2016-05-11T05:11:37.054-05:00Comments on Paula's Genealogical Eclectica: Privacy laws? Even for 100+ year old burialsPaula Stuart-Warren, CGhttp://email@example.com:blogger.com,1999:blog-6366080693045968974.post-4927905523692698132009-12-06T18:52:16.220-06:002009-12-06T18:52:16.220-06:00Been there done that. My great-great-grandfather,...Been there done that. My great-great-grandfather, also a Civil War veteran, died in a state run asylum in 1888. I wanted his records, but was told that only the next of kin could get them. When I pointed out that his wife was dead, as were all his children, and only a handful of his grandchildren were alive, I was told I needed permission of those living grandchildren, one of which was my own grandfather. I had to collect six signatures.

However, I eventually got copies of the records. Yes, it is silly, but the laws are written to protect living people and never considered historical research. Of course, in state run facilities if the records after say 75 years were shipped off to the state archives, the problem would solve itself. Probably no one has the budget for that.mhollickhttps://email@example.com


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3...2...1...Time's up!
Alright, time for me to pick the winner of our first round. Drumroll please...
Jirachi9 with Cresselia! Congrats, please PM me an adjective and tell me if you want to judge or not while I send out everyone's new Pokemon.
Oh and CuriousHeartless is the new co-owner, seeing as how he's the only one who applied.
I also made some changes to the random events. They now will take place once judging has started and you have gotten your new Pokemon but before the adjective is sent to me. Also, the Pokemon that you get from the event can now be used for the coming round.
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It's one of life's sick ironies that zits tend to flourish during your teenage years—that time when your self-confidence is wobbliest. But even as an adult, pimples are a common (and really embarrassing) phenomenon.
More sick irony: Stress hormones—the kind that flood your body before your wedding, your big meeting or some other important event—tend to boost your skin's oil supplies. That leads to zits.
"Many think pimples are caused by dirt on your skin or by not washing your face enough, but dirt really has nothing to do with them," explains Marc Glashofer, M.D., a New Jersey-based dermatologist with The Dermatology Group, and a fellow of the American Academy of Dermatology.
Glashofer says pimples—or "acne lesions", to use the derm term—are a result of sticky dead skin cells creating blockages in your hide's follicles. These blockages lead to a backup of oil and bacteria, which leads to inflammation and lesions.
When it comes to managing your zits, one of Glashofer's most important pieces of advice is one you're probably heard before: Do NOT pop that sucker.
"If you try to push it out, you're just going to make it worse," he says. Trying to pop the zit creates a reaction below the skin that leads to more redness and inflammation, and could also lead to scarring, he says.
That sucks, because few things in life are more satisfying than blowing that annoying POS all over your bathroom mirror. But in most cases, Glashofer says your best course of action is to let the pimple run its course.
In emergency situations—a prom, wedding, a first date—Glashofer says a board-certified dermatologist can perform an "extraction" or inject steroids into the pimple, which will reduce your headlight's size and redness within a day or two. You could also treat the pimple with a topical benzoyl peroxide cream, which may help dry the lesion out and minimize its appearance, Glashofer says.
If you're out of time and need to do some quick concealing, he says your local department store sells green-tinted makeup that does a good job of covering up your zit's redness.
All that said, there is one circumstance when popping your pimple is acceptable: If you have a white head and can see its contents are right at the surface of your skin—just begging to be set free—Glashofer says you can apply very gentle, lateral pressure to your zit using Q-tips. But if the zit doesn't immediately give, back away.
Bonus note about blackheads: They're not pimples, and you can't really get rid of them, Glashofer says. "Your nose has pores that are filled with oil," he explains. When oxygen hits that oil, it causes it to turn black. The only thing you can do to prevent blackheads is shrink the size of your pores with a topical prescription treatment like trotinoin. If you pop your blackheads or pry them out with strips, they'll be back again soon, Glashofer says.


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Taco Casserole - Low Fat
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- Servings Per Recipe: 8
- Amount Per Serving
- Calories: 324.9
- Total Fat: 12.5 g
- Cholesterol: 45.1 mg
- Sodium: 1,473.6 mg
- Total Carbs: 29.7 g
- Dietary Fiber: 4.8 g
- Protein: 22.5 g
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Ground beef, extra lean, 16 oz (remove)
Corn Tortillas, 6 oz (remove) OR 9 4.5 inchTortillas
Cheddar or Colby Cheese, Low Fat, 2 cup, shredded (remove)
*Rosarita no fat Traditional refried beans (serving 0.5 cup), 2 cup (remove)
*Old El Paso Taco Seasoning, 24 tsp (remove) OR 2 PKGS
Salsa, 1 cup (remove)
Cook Ground beef, drain and rinse with warm water. Add 2 pkg. Taco seasoning and 1 1/2 cup water. Simmer until thickened. Spray 9 X 9 inch casserole dish. Layer 4 tortillas, half refried beans, half meat, 1/2 cup salsa, 1/2 cheese. Layer another 4 tortillas, then quarter last tortilla and put in corners to cover all areas...layer rest of ingredients ending with cheese. Cook at 375 Degrees for 30 min. Serve with guac or sour cream or fat free plain greek yogurt.
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Tulia Study Club hosts annual home tour 10-19-08
Published 7:00 pm, Saturday, October 25, 2008
TULIA - Progressive Study Club Home Tour and Tea, which will be held from 2-5 p.m. today, will include tours to three homes: Derek Milner, Dr. and Mrs. Scott Blakeman, and Elvin and Mr. and Mrs. John Howell.
Derek Milner's home, located at 7513 Hwy. 86 (Silverton Highway), will be the site of the tea featuring homemade refreshments provided by study club members.
Milner has taken his home through a complete makeover - from the timbered porch columns and remarkable rock work on the outside to the new cabinets and kitchen appliances on the inside.
The Blakeman's home is a new construction on Golf Course Road. The location is two miles east on FM 1318 to Road 16, then 1/2 mile north. A carved bear greets guests as they enter the driveway with additional bears at the front door. The house is marked with rock work around the front and, looking through the entry way windows, wildlife is visible on the upper walls.
The Howell home, 44 Travis Road, was built by Elvin Howell for his family and now his son, John and his wife, Carol share the home with Elvin. The beautifully decorated home also is noted for its landscaping.
Tickets are $7 at the door. All proceeds help support the projects of the Progressive Study Club and are used to improve the Tulia community.