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Eventually, you'll reach the Swordmaster's hut. Listen to the conversation between Carla the swordmaster and the shopkeeper. Afterwards, go fight Carla using the insults you learned from all the pirates on the world map. You have to successfully insult her 5 times. If you fail, repeat the process by going back to the store in the village and ringing the bell on the shopkeeper's table.
I will milk every last drop of blood How appropriate, you fight from your body. Do you want to a quick escape! First you'd better stop waving it like a feather duster! Yes there are, you just never learned them! Your Hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh? Too bad no one's ever heard of you. And with that done, you've completed the first of the three challenges you set out to do! Nice job! And just think about it Getting the T-shirt of a hottie like Carla isn't something that happens every day in your life.
Head back to the Scumm Bar and boast about your deeds to the three important-looking pirates. Exit the woods, then re-enter the woods again. Now that you're oo back in the first area of the woods, use the Map that you bought back in town. It has directions written on it. Back - Left - Right - Left - Right - Back - Right - Left - Back '' Follow these directions back means UP , and you'll reach an area in which the music goes silent. In the right end of this area, there is a signpost with a message about the legendary treasure of Melee Island.
Read it, then use your Shovel on the "X" on the ground next to the signpost. Watch the cutscene, then prize the lord for the treasure you'll find. It's another Go tell the pirates about having completed this second challenge, then head over to the area where the church is. From the church you should continue to the left towards the manor in the distance.
There are some dogs barking outside of it, but they can easily be knocked out by combining your Stewed Meat with that Yellow Pedal you found in the forest! If you are having trouble combining the Yellow Petal with the meat, this can be done using the right trigger on the Xbox controller. Once the dogs are knocked out, head inside.
Open the first door you see and watch the sheriff follow you inside. After a lengthy cutscene, you realize that a File is needed to proceed. Exit the mansion, and enter the prison next to the church. Take them and give them to the prisoner and ask him for a file. He has none, but is willing to give you a Carrot Cake if you can get rid of the rats in the prison. Open the cake to reveal a [FILE]. Now manually save your game, then get back into the mansion and jump through the hole in the wall. Watch the cutscene which introduces you to Elaine, then try to exit the manor. The sheriff will throw Guybrush into the sea.
Once it pops you will die, so reload the savegame and proceed to the part where you are thrown into the sea again. Down under the sea, pick up the [IDOL], then wait for an old geezer to give you the message about Elaine being kidnapped. The geezer gives you a [NOTE] about the kidnapping, and whops, the whole game turns into a love story.
Read the note, then head for the Scumm Bar. Too bad there are no pirates The Three Trials When asked where you can get a ship for yourself, the cook will tell you to head for the shipyard. You can find it by going to the world map and accessing the "Lights" area in the eastern end. Stan will greet you at the entrance. This isn't possible, but Stan suggests hearing what the shopkeeper downtown has to say about things.
Better advice than none, right? The old fellow will go get a note to write on. Watch the safe as he opens it, and make sure to remember the combination. He'll leave you alone now, so go open the safe using the combination you just remembered a moment ago. You will be using the "Push" and "Pull" commands to move the handle left and right. This is all we need for now, so rush back to Stan at the "Lights" shipyard. If he declines, try to leave, and he will call you back. Now you can offer Pieces of Eight again, and he'll agree to sell the ship for With this out of the way, we need 3 crew members.
Go to her hut and ask her to join. Simple as that. Next up is Otis, the guy in the prison. On your way to the prison, another cutscene will trigger, and reveal more about LeChuck.. And by "more".. I mean He's actually someone you've met before. He'll agree to join your crew, but obviously, you've got to free him from prison. To free him from imprisonment, go to the Scumm Bar, and pick up a [MUG] from the table next to the cook.
Pick up the 4 remaining Mugs from the bar as well. While walking towards the prison, your Melting Mug will turn into a broken mug that you will have to use on an empty mug in your inventory before it gets destroyed. If you fail to do this some timing is required , you can repeat the process, as the mugs in the bar will re-appear after you leave. Only one member remaining now. The third crew member can be found at the "Island" in the northeastern part of the world map. Climb up the ladder at the Island entrance, and use the Chicken from the Voodoo Woman's house on the cable above you.
This lets you get to the other side of the water. Head inside the house on the island, and talk to Meathook. Continue talking to him, and open the door that Meathook leads you to. Touch the bird inside. With all 3 members recruited, go back to the Scumm Bar to meet the crew in full. Talk to them to end this chapter of the game.
You still have three left, so don't sulk. Fetch it, then get back downstairs. Go down the hatch located behind the mast, then proceed straight down the next hatch as well. Down here is the storage area you will see some walls almost cracking against the seawater. Grab it and head then open the chest in the lower right end of the room. That's all there is to do down in the storage room, so head back up the ladder. Now enter the door with the blue light coming from it to reach the kitchen. Look more closely at the paper to reveal a recipe.
You already have all of the ingredients, so let's get back to the kitchen and start cooking! Anyway, as you put the final item into the pot, Guybrush passes out on the Cinnamon Sticks floor, and several days pass. The other crewmembers do not seem to notice though. Jolly Roger Head upstairs once you're concios again, and you'll Ink see that the ship has arrived at Monkey Island.
That's the end of this The Journey Go into the jungle to access the world map, and head over to the upper left corner to find the "Fort". If you can't see the Fort, it's just above the tiny lake. Exit the fort, and go to the beach just south of here to find anohter [NOTE]. Out on the world map again, follow the river to the right until you can access the "River Fork". Grab it: Cross the river, climb the mountain and read the [NOTE] on the ground. Keep on climbing to reach the top of the moutnain and trigger another cutscene.
Next, once he has left, use the Spyglass. Guybrush will say that he can see his piece of junk ship from here. Head back down again to where you found the previous note. You will see that there is a catapult here. You can either push or pull it, and then use the Spyglass to determine what the catapult is currently aiming at either your ship or the tree on the beach.
You have to destroy the tree, but you can also aim at and destroy your ship. Doing so will result in an alternate ending to the game. So, aim at the tree and the ship if you want to , then head back up to the top, and push the rock on the ground down onto the catapult. Once that's done, head back to the catapult for anohter [NOTE].
Go back down to where you crossed the river again, and use the Gunpowder in your inventory on the dam. Then, use your Flint on your Cannonball to trigger a small explosion that creates a flood. Leave the beach again. After the cutscene and Note Head Rope Now, go to the Oars Climb one level down using the rope you just laid out, then use your second rope oo on the Sturdy Stump. This will allow you to reach the bottom of the area where some [OARS] are waiting for you.
Use these Oars on the Rowboat back at the beach. Get recipe: Go left to the mast and take the voodoo recipe tacked on pole. Read the recipe and see that the cutlass needs to be sprayed by an enchanted root beer. Get root beer: Go right and climb the stairs to the helm. Pick up the monkey coffin Monkey Casket of Kauai on the deck at right. In inventory, take the magnifying lens at top left and click it on coffin. The root beer is taken from coffin. Make it fizzy: Combine breath mints and root beer. Enchant the cutlass: Combine the cutlass and the fizzy root beer.
Guybrush showboats and drops the root beer. Get more root beer: Tell Elaine to throw the rope. Elaine drops the mast and Guybrush crawls to Elaine's ship. Guybrush's ship drifts away. Look around the deck. Go left and see Chuck the plant beside Elaine. Use the cutlass on plant to get Chuck roots. Go right and use roots on the barrel marked grog beer. Use breath mints on the newly made root grog. Dip the cutlass in the barrel of root grog.
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Use the enchanted cutlass on LeChuck. Guybrush's hand changed to LeChuck's hand. Flotsam Island: Guybrush washes ashore Flotsam Island. The poxed hand hits the friendly pirate. Meet Nipperkin of Keelhauler Gazette. Learn that the winds blow in everyday here. Deep Gut is his source of off island news. He wants pirate mayhem news in town.
Check the town: Club Go up the stairs and read the sign right of door of Club Knock on door and see that they want a card. Keelhauler Gazette: Check the latest edition of the gazette. See a vat of ink beside the bulletin board. Check the door. Only employees allowed. Talk to Nipperkin - Davey about pirate news. Check the windows and jail carvings on the building. Take the flier on the pole by the jail. Learn about Morgan Le Flay, a pirate hunter.
Check the pillars at the side street. They have carvings of mermaids. Well BlowMe Down Glassworks: The sign says there's an Alphabet sale. Doctor's house: Climb the stairs. Knock on door. Guybrush picks up the flower pot. Screaming Narwhal: Go left and see the Screaming Narwhal.
Meet Reginald Van Winslow. Talk to him completely. Anyone that knocks the captain off the deck becomes the captain. He lost his membership card to Club Show him the flier of the pirate hunter. Learn something about Le Flay. Check the frilly pink underwear and the socks on the clothesline. Guybrush gets a temporary membership card to Club 41 from the sock. Go back and talk to Gaffer Crimpdigit. Learn about the crystal reefs around the island. Ask for vowel tube. Get a U tube.
Go back and talk to Davey again about piracy. Learn about ship seizing, buried treasure and bar brawl. If Guybrush makes news, the secret of Deep Gut is his. None of the stories about the pirate hunter jibe. Bar Brawl: Knock on door of Club With Winslow's card, Guybrush got in and causes mayhem - or his hand did. Buried Treasure: Look at the broken grogatini glass in front of the bulletin board to get grogatini sword with olive.
Go to jungle entrance either by the path between the pillars by the glassblower's shop or right behind Club See a map of Flotsam Island. Click on jungle entrance. Take the bottom left path and see a pirate beside some action figure dolls. Talk to portly pirate, Joaquin D'Oro a treasure hunter. Learn that he collects Porcelain Power Pirates. The rarest doll is the Dark Ninja Dave. He gives the worthless treasure map to Guybrush. Select the dialogue Look, it's Dark Ninja Dave. Take a pink action figure from the pile of Pajama Pants Pierre on the ground.
Dark Ninja Dave: Go back to the gazette building in town. Use the pink action figure on vat of ink right of the bulletin board. Combine the ink stained action figure with grogatini sword to get Dark Ninja Dave. Follow treasure map: Go back to the jungle and the crossroad where D'Oro is playing with dolls. In following the map, listen to the sound made by animals. If the path is correct, hear bells and sometimes Guybrush says some assuring statements.
If the path taken is wrong, Guybrush goes back to the well to start over. At the crossroad, go to top road. See the well. Dip the map on the well. The earth shakes and the map glows. Take the right path. Hear snort of the boar and bells. Take a bomb from the ground. Guybrush takes all the bombs. Continue to the right. Hear chimps and bells. Take upper right path above the stone stand. Hear buzzing bees and bells. At the crossroad, take the bottom path and hear monkeys. At crossroad where D'Oro is playing dolls, go bottom right in front of D'Oro.
Hear snorts of the boar and bells. Take the upper left path. Hear bees and bells at crossroad with altar. Take the left path and hear chirping birds. Go forward and see a dug hole - X marks the spot. Place Dark Ninja Dave in the hole. Make news about buried treasure: Return to jungle entrance and go left to D'Oro. Talk to D'Oro about his map. D'Oro digs the treasure with his hand. That is one happy pirate and made for great news too.
Seize the ship: Click docks in the map. Go left to the ship. Climb the planks and be stopped by bacon grease. Climb the anchor chain and be stopped by live coals. The dock now has grease fire. Use bomb on grease fire. Use lit bomb on frilly pink underwear. Use crank right of socks. Use clothesline left of pink underwear. Here's Captain Guybrush Threepwood. Nipperkin hears the news. Deep Gut: Find Deep Gut: Nipperkin gives Guybrush all the info he has about deep Gut. Look at map. See footsteps to the jungle and the word 'deadline'. Go to jungle entrance.
Follow the map given by Nipperkin. Go forward to first crossroad where D'Oro was earlier. Take the left path to the stone stand. Take the top path above the stone stand until the well. Take the top path until a circular calendar on the ground. Take the top path and forward to a hut. Give the password - deadline. Voodoo lady: She wants the Cursed Cutlass of Kaflu. She needs to dismantle it. Talk to Voodoo lady completely. Guybrush's hand has the Pox of LeChuck. The only cure is the La Esponja Grande.
Coronado Da Cava, a' friend' of the Voodoo lady can help Guybrush. He can be found at Jerkbait Island. She gives a locket to show Da Cava. Look at the locket in inventory. See the pictures of the Voodoo lady and Da Cava. Look around and check everything in the room. Click on the pyrite parrot and Guybrush teaches it to say his name. Pick up the pyrite parrot from the floor at left. Try to leave and the Voodoo lady gives the ancient scroll in unbreakable bottle left by the Vaycalians former inhabitants of Flotsam Island or you can pick up the bottle first from the table.
Exit the hut. Pick up the ancient weather vane from the ground. Go left. Try to break the unbreakable bottle: Automatically be at the docks. Go to Crimpdigit the glassblower. Talk to Gaffer and he says he made the unbreakable bottle from the crystals from the reef. He has the unbreakable bottle breaker but it will cost gold to use it. Go left and climb the anchor chain. Van Winslow appointed himself as the first mate. Go down the steps. Take the cheese wheel left of the cannon. Fire the cannon. The island's wind blows the cannon back and it hits the glassblower's unicorns.
Use the unbreakable bottle in cannon and fire the cannon again. It hits Crimpdigit. Exit the ship just before the stairs to the wheel. Go to the glassblower. Pick up the unbreakable bottle from ground and the unbreakable bottle breaker from the bench. In inventory, combine the unbreakable bottle breaker and the unbreakable bottle. The poxed hand prevents this to happen. Poxed hand: Marquis De Singe: Go left and up the stairs to the doctor's door. At his lab, talk to the doctor - Marquis De Singe.
Learn his history. He studies the hand and decides to amputate. Guybrush is locked to a chair. He numbs the hand. He leaves to sharpen his petite guillotine and leaves the key on the skeleton. Escape the chair: The chair turns left and right using the A and D keys. The chair also reclines and be in upright position using the keys W and S. Show a picture to the monkey. Then feed the monkey and it will go to the counterpart of that picture in the room.
Free the monkey: Press D and W keys to turn right and recline. Pick up the key. Press A key to turn and face the monkey, Jacques. Give the key to the monkey. The monkey opens the cage door and goes out. Get picture of skeleton hand: Press A key to face the projector. Use the bell on the table.
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The monkey takes a picture and places it on the projector. See a plan of a mouse in a cage and the monkey's electric antenna. Press S key to sit up. Use the right pedal and a banana drops. The monkey happily eats it, studies the picture and goes to the mouse wheel. Use the left pedal and this buzzes the monkey. Jacques knocks the picture of the hand to the floor. Press A key to turn to the front. Take the picture from the floor. Get the key from skeleton: Press D and W keys to face the projector and to lie down.
Place the picture on the box of other pictures. Ring bell and the monkey changes picture. See Guybrush's skeletal hand. Press S to sit up. Use right pedal to give monkey a banana. It studies the picture and goes to the skeleton at the corner. Use the left pedal to shock the monkey.
The key attaches to the magnetized tail. Give key to Guybrush: Press W key to lie down. Ring the bell. The monkey changes the picture to the pirate's version of DaVinci's Vitruvian Man. Use the right pedal to give a banana. It studies the picture and jumps on Guybrush. Guybrush frees himself. He reads the flier that lands on his face about the pirate hunter.
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Ancient scroll: Break the unbreakable bottle: See that the ancient scroll is blank. Read the scroll: Go to Hemlock MacGee, the crusty pirate sitting on the steps of the courthouse. Talk to him. Find out that he is the MacGee that owned the scroll before the Voodoo lady. He has a lens that can read the scroll.
Ask and he will then give his Eye if the Manatee lens. In inventory, combine the Eye of Manatee and the ancient scroll. Study the map. Cheese wheel: Use the cheese wheel on the jail carvings and get the impressions of eyes. De Singe: Go left and see De Singe looking through a telescope. Go to De Singe's house and talk to him. Follow the Ancient Scroll map: Go to the Jungle entrance. Use the scroll on the altar. Guybrush does his dance and the ground shakes. Turn around and go back to the jungle entrance.
Hear bees and bells. Take the lower left path. Hear monkeys and bell at crossroad. In inventory, use the magnifying lens on the vane. It turns to the right. Take the path behind Guybrush or the upper path of the crossroad. Be at the well. Use flower pot in well. The ground shakes. Take the right path from well. Hear bees, bells and positive comment. Go back to the left or turn around and see a different scene. Place the weather vane on the stand. It points to the left. Take the vane back. Take the left path.
See the calendar on the ground. Go around the calendar several times and see it flashes colors: Take the path above the calendar. Be at Ancient portal. See De Singe come out of the door. He has a plan to take Guybrush's hand. Ancient Portal: Open the portal: Check the clamshell at right and the portal with a manatee on top. Look at the crystal nose.
Use the unbreakable bottle breaker on the crystal nose. Pick up weird door face. Use the pyrite parrot into the nasal cavity. Return to jungle entrance and then to the dock. Automatically be by the ancient portal. See De Singe get tricked by the parrot. Guybrush takes the ancient tool. Wind control device: De Singe let out that this is a wind control device and a wind god is to be summoned to control it. The wind control device has 4 fingers.
Use the ancient tool on the clamshell closest to the big device. It activated all 4 wind gods - mysterious idols in the island. Summon the wind gods: Mysterious idol closest to the wind control device: Go to the right and see the 3 wheels of the mysterious idol. Look close at the idol. Place the weather vane on top of the mysterious idol. Turn the 3 wheels to match the face on the weather vane.
Use the ancient tool on the clamshell right of the mysterious idol. One finger of the control device moved. De Singe blows Guybrush to another part of the jungle. Enigmatic Idol: Go right and be at the map. Go to the enigmatic idol. Place the weather vane on top of the idol. This one is missing a nose. Use the flower pot on noseless place on the middle wheel. Use the ancient tool on the clamshell right of the idol. Strange Idol: Go back to jungle entrance. Go to strange idol. This one is missing a wheel. Use the cheese wheel with the impressions of the jail house carvings on the empty space.
Messed up - final Idol: Take the upper left path to the altar. Go right from altar. Meet De Singe again. Use the dialogue "Look, it's King Louis. As soon as he's distracted, use the U tube on the muzzle of the rifle. De Singe is stuffed on top of the messed up idol.
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Look close. Turn the wheels and listen to sounds made by De Singe. Select that side of the wheel when he makes a pleasant sound. The pox is blown out of the island by the wind.
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The wind is blowing normal now. Where to now? Automatically the Screaming Narwhal sails to sea. Van Winslow asks where to now? The poxed hand stops Guybrush from answering. Climb back to the wheel. Turn the wheel and the hand turns it abruptly, tilting the ship. The tar barrel rolls to the cannon. Immediately - go down, pass to the right of the mast and go to the cannon. That movement crashes the tar barrel on the mast and tar spills. Go around the mast and look at the puddle o' tar. Now use the cutlass on LeChuck. All paths lead to the same point.
Once the exposition is at an end, head over to the Keelhauler Gazette office and chat with Nipperkin again to get more of the skinny on the news you're supposed to incite. Before moving on, I'd suggest taking a moment to familiarize yourself with the town. There's only a couple landmarks, so it shouldn't take you too long. I'm going to keep item collection relative to the specific task as much as possible, which should make it easier to skip around.
That being said, the news stories are a bit intertwined, so keep an eye out for references. If this is your first time here, you'll be greeted by Reginald Van Winslow. Chat if you wish, unless you already have, then check out the clothesline. Examine the socks to find a membership card for Club Head back to said club and knock on the door. The next bit is out of your control, though hilarious. Once the scene ends, you'll have accomplished one of your objectives.
There are several ways to attempt to board the vessel. You can climb the anchor chain, scale the clothesline, or simply walk up the gangplank. First, try to scale the clothesline and notice what happens. Now walk up the gangplank. Guybrush will slide back down, leaving a puddle of bacon grease on the dock. Now try to climb up the anchor chain. Van Winslow will toss hot coals at you, which sets the grease puddle on fire. Once the dock is smoldering, head past the glass blower and up into the jungle. If this is your first time here, you can wander around for a bit to familiarize yourself with the various landmarks if you wish.
Otherwise, take the left-hand path. Head west from the pirate, then go west again. Near the western edge of this screen is a pile of bombs at the base of a tree. Pick them up and return to the dock. Use the bomb with the grease fire to light it. Jog to the clothesline and use the lit bomb with the Frilly Pink Underwear.
Now scale the clothesline.
This time when you're wheeled back to the dock, the bomb is taken to the ship. You are now the proud captain of the Screaming Narwhal. Take the path on the left and talk to the pirate in the clearing, one Juaquin D'oro. Work your way through the conversation options. Ask about the Porcelain Power Pirates, then ask how many he has left to find. Ask about Dark Ninja Dave to learn about the killer katana accessory. Now ask about the map and he'll hand it over. The last step here is to say "Look, it's Dark Ninja Dave!
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Examine the map. Here's a brief note about how this, and all subsequent maps, work. The picture at the start of the map is, perhaps obviously, the starting point of your trek. Each path in the jungle is accentuated by an animal sound. Simply follow all the animal sounds in order to complete this map. So head to the Well, which is north of D'oro. Use the map on the Wishing Well and the ground will shake, thus initiating the treasure hunting sequence. Now just follow the paths. This will lead you to the treasure! Or, perhaps more accurately, the spot where the treasure once was.
Seems someone already unearthed it. Head back to town. Between Club 41 and the Gazette are barrels of ink. Take out the Pink Pajama Pierre action figure you acquired earlier and dip him in the ink. If you've already started the Bar Fight, there will be a shattered grogatini glass laying nearby left of the vats. One of the clearings is now selectable as "Buried Treasure. Head there and dump Dark Ninja Dave into the hole. After Guybrush buries him, head back to D'oro and talk to him.
Tell him his map isn't a rip-off and Guybrush will lead him to the newly buried treasure. The map's pretty straightforward west north north north and shouldn't cause you too much of a headache. Once you arrive at the Creepy Shack simply knock on the door and utter the password which you won't know until you receive the map, but will know automatically if you have said map. Once you get the option to ask the Voodoo Lady for advice, ask her anything you wish. Your reaction to the negative response leads her to tell you about the Pox of LeChuck, as well as the only cure for the Pox: La Esponja Grande.
She also hands you a locket, which you won't need until later chapters. Work your way through the rest of the options if you wish. Otherwise, exit the convo. Head to the left toward the exit. On the table in the foreground, next to the skull with a candle in it, is an Interesting Bottle. Pick it up to find out that it contains a scroll forged by the ancient Vaycaylian Race. The former inhabitants of the island enclosed in that document the secret to controlling the winds of Flotsam. Alas, it is currently sealed in an unbreakable bottle.
Leave the shack and return to the village. Turns out the man's name is Hemlock McGee. It also turns out that he was the last one who used the scroll that's in the bottle. Ask him if he can help you with the winds, then ask him if you can see it. He'll tell you that it's in the Bottle you just procured and that you need the Eye of the Manatee to read it. Guybrush will want to borrow it but McGee wants to know why.
Tell him that you want to investigate the winds and he'll hand it over. Great, now we have the scroll and the means with which to read it. If only we could open the bottle. To that end, head to the guy hawking glass unicorns and vowels, the man with the name Crimpdigit. Pull out the unbreakable bottle and show it to him. He'll pull out his unbreakable bottle breaker to demonstrate, but he won't let you have it. What we need is a distraction The winds will hook the cannonball back toward shore Feeling the urge to replenish his stock, he'llCrimpdigit will head inside the shop.
Pick up the newly unattended bottle breaker and then combine it with the bottle to open it. Except your hand won't allow you to open it. Well, if the Voodoo Lady can't help you, perhaps a medical doctor can. Luckily, there happens to be one of those stationed in the mansion. A doctor known as the Marquis de Singe. Knock on his door and the odd sconce will fall off the wall.


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The Free Music Philosophy used a three pronged approach to voluntarily encourage the spread of unrestricted copying, based on the fact that copies of recordings and compositions could be made and distributed with complete accuracy and ease via the Internet. First, since music by its very nature is organic in its growth, the ethical basis of limiting its distribution using copyright laws was questioned. That is, an existential responsibility was fomented upon music creators who were drawing upon the creations of countless others in an unrestricted manner to create their own. Second, it was observed that the basis of copyright law, "to promote the progress of science and useful arts", had been perverted by the music industry to maximise profit over creativity resulting in a huge burden on society (the control of copying) simply to ensure its profits. Third, as copying became rampant, it was argued that musicians would have no choice but to move to a different economic model that exploited the spread of information to make a living, instead of trying to control it with limited government enforced monopolies.[4]
E-commerce personalization software – helps companies customize their online content and messaging to better target users and influence their purchasing behavior. It can be used to provide recommendations and to deliver messages at critical stages of the buying process. For instance, when users try to close a webpage, they will get a popup window which is meant to convince them to stay on the page.
A fully customizable frontend to showcase your style is just the start. Create online look books, true-to-life videos, and even interactive content through AR and VR technology. Then, bring it to life. Shopify's universal POS powers pop-up shops, product drops, and live events. Sync products, inventory, and customer data automatically across all your channels and expressions.
Business-to-consumer (B2C) is the most frequent type of e-commerce platform and focuses exclusively on selling to consumers. B2C e-commerce is open to anyone who wants to purchase online. There may be geographical limitations regarding shipping or currencies, but theoretically, any consumer with a valid credit card can use this type of software to buy online.
PureVolume deals with aspiring artists in order to help promote people who are relatively unknown in the music world, acting as a social media platform where both listeners and artists can create profiles and discuss musical interests. Listeners can also write about artists they like and share songs among friends, as well as contact musicians directly to talk about their favorite tracks. Likewise, artists can write updates about their music or reach out to a burgeoning fan base, if desired.
At its core, e-commerce refers to the purchase and sale of goods and/or services via electronic channels such as the internet. E-commerce was first introduced in the 1960s via an electronic data interchange (EDI) on value-added networks (VANs). The medium grew with the increased availability of internet access and the advent of popular online sellers in the 1990s and early 2000s. Amazon began operating as a book-shipping business in Jeff Bezos' garage in 1995. EBay, which enables consumers to sell to each other online, introduced online auctions in 1995 and exploded with the 1997 Beanie Babies frenzy.
Another way to analyze popularity is to tie it in with where customers are going when they leave a certain ecommerce platform. The reason this is interesting is that it gives you an indicator of which of the companies have kept up with technologies and made improvements to bring in additional customers. A quick market share search on Shopify shows that the Shopify company is gaining most of its customers from Bigcommerce, Big Cartel, and Volusion. Bigcommerce is still stealing some customers from Shopify, but it used to be the number one place that people would go after Shopify. We assume it's because of the Bigcommerce pricing.
SquareSpace is comparable to Wix and WordPress more than a dedicated ecommerce platform like BigCommerce. However, it offers many features that are attractive for smaller websites. If your ecommerce business is on the smaller side and you're not looking for advanced features, SquareSpace will make setting up an online store pretty simple and painless.
Many of these platforms offer different levels of pricing in order to cater to a wider range of ecommerce businesses. Some even have free versions. However, lower cost often means fewer special features and add-ons. Businesses with very specific needs may find that they need to pay a little more to ensure they get all the features they require for their ecommerce business.
Another challenge is the ability to transfer product information from e-commerce to platforms like Amazon and eBay. Companies using these platforms also need to export sales data and analyze it in accounting or ERP solutions. While there are hundreds of tools to export and import data to and from Amazon, not all e-commerce platforms offer robust features for this purpose.
The good news is that you don't need to spend a fortune to get more people to see your products. There are plenty of ways to market your ecommerce store on a budget, and once the sales start rolling in, you can scale up those same methods for even better results. For example, you can use social media sites like Instagram to market your products without spending a cent.


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Numerous songs have been written and sung concerning the hidden secrets of Leonardo Da Vinci's most famous 16th century painting, the Mona Lisa.
A series of numbers and letters hidden within those famous eyes have been discovered by Luigi Borgia, a colleague of the National Committee for Cultural Heritage in Italy, in an ancient dusty book on the painting.
The historian firmly believes he has uncovered LV (possibly standing for the painter's initials) in one eye and in the other they're still accessing whether or not the figures are C and E, B and S, the number 72, or L2.
"We are only at the start of this investigation and we hope to be able to dig deeper into this mystery and reveal further details as soon as possible. It's remarkable that no-one has noticed these symbols before and from the preliminary investigations we have carried out we are confident they are not a mistake and were put there by the artist" added Borgiam, when discussing how the Mona Lisa's eyes contain numerous symbols and signs, as described in the 50 year old volume.
Da Vinci's masterpiece has long been considered to be a painting of Lisa del Giocondo, the wife of a highly successful silk and fabric merchant in Florence, but with these letters and possible numbers (that don't seem to add up to LG), that long held principle may be placed in doubt.
Still the detection of the figures, while thrilling and enticing to speculate about, have to reveal exactly what they are. They could be old fashioned and worthless, or they could disclose the secret to the real identity of the Mona Lisa.
In 2009 Luis Martinez Otero, a neuroscientist at Institute of Neuroscience in Alicante, Spain, declared that Mona Lisa's smile no longer retained any hidden mysteries. He claimed that when you look at the famous portrait your eyes send scrambled signals to the brain, causing you to think the model is smiling one moment, but deadly serious the next.
Channels encode data regarding an object's size, clarity, brightness and location in the visual field. Different cells in the retina pass on different categories of data or "channels" to the brain.
Otero, who conducted the study along with Diego Alonso Pablos says "Sometimes one channel wins over the other, and you see the smile, sometimes others take over and you don't see the smile".
In 2005, a United States team recommended that random noise in the path from retina to visual cortex distinguishes whether or not we see a smile.
With a side interest in art history, Margaret Livingstone, a neuroscientist at Harvard Medical School, illustrated in 2000, that Mona Lisa's smile is more readily seen in peripheral vision, rather than when looking directly at the painting with fovea vision, (the sharp central vision).
Many experts say the right side of the mouth seems to be that of a smile, while the left side of the mouth holds a solemn expression. Did Leonardo deliberately set out to sow so much confusion in the brains of viewers, not to mention scientists? 'Absolutely', contends one of the experts.


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During this tour we will explore more than thousand years of the history of Prague Castle. You will feel like taken back in time.
Did you know that Prague Castle is along the Guinness Book of records the largest ancient castle in the world?
During the Tour we will visit St. Vitus Cathedral (open every day except special ocasions), Old Royal Palace, St. George Basilika and famous Golden Lane.
We will also enjoy Grand Panorama view of Prague from Strahov Monastery area.
We will meet at the entrance gate of the Strahov Monastery
We will visit St. Vitus Cathedrale, Courtyards, famous Golden Lane.
Please note that on some days parts of the Prague Castle could be closed ( State visits, technical reasons).
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Eva was a wonderful guide. She customized the tour to our interests and speed. We were able to select our preferred meeting location and stop for lunch in the middle. The conversation was wonderful. Eva shares her experiences during the communist reign and through the extreme changes the following years. Her knowledge of the history of Prague, past generation and even current events and local artist was great. We enjoyed the tour and would rebook with her again to see even more of Prague.
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Southampton mock elaborate new signing announcements by releasing hilarious film trailer for Stuart Taylor's one-year contract extension
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- Saints poked fun at the recent trend of theatrical new signing announcements
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Southampton have mocked the recent trend of dramatic new signing announcements by releasing a theatrical trailer for reserve goalkeeper Stuart Taylor's one-year contract extension.
The elaborate new signing announcement is football's latest trend, with teams from the Premier League and around Europe producing extravagant videos to unveil their latest acquisitions.
Liverpool announced Mohamed Salah's arrival by posting a video of the Egyptian scrolling through a twitter account filled with 'ANNOUNCE SALAH NOW' tweets, while Roma unveiled Lorenzo Pellegrini with footage of the midfielder playing as himself on FIFA.
Southampton begin the trailer with this message to mock the recent trend of signing videos
Boats are shown sailing towards Southampton's ground accompanied by dramatic music
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And Southampton have provided a satirical response to the fad, by announcing the fairly low key news that Taylor has signed a new contract, with a dramatic video akin to a film trailer.
The trailer begins with the message: 'Here it is... another unnecessarily elaborate football club signing video' as it cuts to clips of helicopters and boats approaching Southampton's St Mary's ground, accompanied by a thumping drum beat.
Negative film reviews then flash to screen, slamming the plot for being 'needlessly over-complicated' and demanding the club 'just announce the f******* signing'.
Armed officers prepare to break into a mystery location during one sequence of the trailer
The tension builds as the video edges closer to revealing Southampton's grand announcement
A mystery hand puts pen to paper as the new contract extension is eventually signed
Armed officials are shown preparing to storm into an undisclosed location and a series of close up shots of an unidentified man build the tension.
Poking fun at Salah's announcement, a series of tweets urging Saints to 'announce Taylor' spin onto screen as the trailer reaches it's conclusion... before it cuts to an anticlimactic shot of Taylor relaxing in his garden.
And finally Taylor turns to face the camera and raises his cup of tea, before a message flashes up on screen confirming his new one-year deal - the video is accompanied by the cheeky caption 'Are we doing this right?'.
In a more routine press release, Taylor told the club's official website: 'It's a great bunch of lads and a great group, and I'm looking forward to working again with a great goalkeeper coach and a great squad of goalkeepers.'
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1997-2005 - Arsenal - 18 appearances
2005-2009 - Aston Villa - 12 appearances
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2012-2014 - Reading - 4 appearances
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The 36-year-old has spent the majority of his career as a back-up goalkeeper and will continue to deputise at Southampton next season, behind No 1 Fraser Forster as well as reserve stoppers Alex McCarthy and Paulo Gazzaniga.
Taylor joined the Saints in August 2016 after a year without a club following his release from Championship side Leeds.
The goalkeeper previously had permanent spells with Arsenal, Aston Villa, Manchester City and Reading, in addition to a series of loan moves.
He has never made more than 18 league appearances at a single team - in total he has made 95 appearance in all competitions across his 20-year career.
Taylor, who came through the academy at Arsenal, has yet to make a competitive appearance for Southampton.
Taylor will continue to provide back-up to Southampton's first-choice stopper Fraser Forster
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Salary: £25,856 - £29,112 (plus Golden Hello totalling £4,638 - subject to T&Cs)
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We are looking for a Bricklaying Lecturer to join our professional construction team based at our Stephen Burke Construction Academy in Swadlincote. You will teach, assess, and monitor full time and Apprentice students engaged in Level programmes from levels 1 to 3, support and facilitate student learning, and liaise closely with management and other departments. As part of this role you may also be required to deliver part-time evening courses.
Industrial and commercial experience within the bricklaying industry is essential, along with an understanding and knowledge of NVQ systems and operations. An appropriate teaching qualification, an Assessor award, and teaching experience would be desirable.
This role is eligible for a 'Golden Hello' of £4,638 spread over a 3 year period (subject to terms and conditions)
A payment of £1,546 will be made upon joining the organisation, followed by two additional identical payments proceeding the anniversary of employment. The two additional payments are made subject to a successful probationary period and achievement of annual personal development objectives. Payments are subject to tax and national insurance deductions.
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Newcastle and Sunderland edge closer to relegation as Tyne-Wear derby ends in stalemate
FROM the banks of the River Tyne, the latest instalment of derby madness. 'Mad' on this occasion standing for mutually assured destruction.
Aleksandar Mitrovic and Jermain Defoe celebrate scoring their goals in the Tyne-Wear derby
It was the result no one wanted, apart perhaps from Norwich City. Suddenly the threat of the North-East losing one of its Premier League teams is the least of the region's problems. Both of them are under serious threat now and they are in danger of their only satisfaction being that they are likely to drag the other down with them into the Championship.
Highlights of next year's derby will be available on Channel 5.
It will be the most scant of consolations as they tot-up the £100million hole in their finances that comes of surrendering top-flight status, in the case of Newcastle potentially for the second time in seven years.
Despite their superiority, the visitors almost sub-consciously began to fall into a have-and-hold mentality as they gave up space and possession in the final stages, eventually paying the price in the shape of a sixth goal of the season from Mitrovic.
It will be one he may have trouble recalling after the Serbian was momentarily knocked out in an accidental collision, before spending the rest of injury-time unsuccessfully trying to persuade Benitez and his medical staff to let him re-enter the fray as the hosts ended the contest with 10 men, Moussa Sissoko having, implausibly, long since been shifted to left-back.
Allardyce said: "Why did we have to sit back when we were well in control? You could see the players thinking, 'I'll stay back here and be safe' but we allowed too much pressure on us and that's sad for me."
Tempers flared on the sidelines between the respective coaching teams as Mitrovic received treatment but peace was soon restored to the dugout area. The rival managers kept their distance, despite their mutual animosity. "We were complaining for a foul and they were shouting for something, it was nothing special," was Benitez's take.
"It was just handbags," said Allardyce, who spent eight months in charge here eight years ago. "Nobody came over to me during the fracas though. They knew they wouldn't win against me."
Newcastle (4-4-2): Elliot 8; Janmaat 6 (Anita 71, 5), Mbemba 6, Lascelles 5, Colback 5 (De Jong 62, 5); Townsend 7 (Cisse 76, 5), Shelvey 6, Wijnaldum 6, Sissoko 4; Perez 3, Mitrovic 6. Booked: Colback, Mbemba, Shelvey, Mitrovic. Goal: Mitrovic 83. NEXT UP: Norwich (a) PL Sat April 2.
Sunderland (4-1-4-1): Mannone 7; Yedlin 6, Kone 7 (O'Shea 73, 6), Kaboul 7, van Aanholt 6; Kirchhoff 7 (Cattermole 84, 5); Borini 6, M'Vila 5, Rodwell 6, Khazri 6 (N'Doye 75, 5); Defoe 7. Booked: Mannone. Goal: Defoe 44. NEXT UP: West Brom (h) PL Sat April 2.
Referee: M Atkinson (West Yorkshire).


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Pony for sale
Multi Talented Full Sized Pony
9 years old.
Hunter, Pony Club, Show Hunter, Show Jumping.
58 Inches | 147.32 Centimeters | 14.2 Hands
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Summer (Summer Eclipse) is sadly offered for sale as her rider of 5 years has turned 17.
Summer is every little girls dream pony, a truely genuine and honest pony, consistent and talented, not a bad bone in her body and pleasure to take out and about. Snaffle mouth in all disciplines.
We have done a bit of everything with her and she has excelled at it all! Showhunter placed 5th HOY Cat C Title Class 2018, many high points wins with great percentages, series winner at Pointways 2017 and Brookby 2018. Multi Champion Working Hunter Round the ring. NZSJ Champs 2017, 2018 and 2019 placing every time. Many wins unregistered showjumping days, started registered this year and competed up to 1.10 mtrs. Evented and done derby days and pony club.
Great to float, truck, on road and superb to hack out.
Videos and more details and photos available to genuine buyers.


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Deep in the Pacific Northwest lies the Olympic National Forest--nearly one million acres of impenetrable darkness and impossible beauty. Even in this modern age, much of it remains undiscovered and uncharted. From the heart of this old forest, a six-year-old girl appears. Speechless and alone, she can give no clue as to her identity, no hint of her past. Until recently, Dr. Julia Cates was one of the preeminent child psychiatrists in the country, but a scandal shattered her confidence, ruined her career, and made her a media target. When she gets a desperate call from her estranged sister, Ellie, a police chief in their small western Washington hometown, she jumps at the chance to escape. In Rain Valley, nothing much ever happens--until a girl emerges from the deep woods and walks into town. She is a victim unlike any Julia has ever seen: a child locked in a world of unimaginable fear and isolation. When word spreads of the "wild child" and the infamous doctor who is treating her, the media descend on Julia and once again her competence is challenged. State and federal authorities want to lock the girl away in an institution until an identification can be made. But to Julia, who has come to doubt her own ability, nothing is more important than saving the girl she now calls Alice. To heal this child, Julia will have to understand that she cannot work alone and must look to others--the people in the town she left long ago, the sister she barely knows, and Dr. Max Cerrasin, a handsome, private man with secrets of his own. Then a shocking revelation forces Julia to risk everything to discover the truth about Alice. The ordeal that follows will test the limits of Julia's faith, forgiveness, and love, as she struggles to ascertain where Alice ultimately belongs.
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1. Unique Plant Services
Serving the Green Hills Area
From Business: Interior Tropical Plant Service involves coordination of the purchase or lease of plants and decorative containers that are installed in your location. Once insta…
2. Flower Express Inc
5402 Harding PikeNashville, TN 37205
From Business: Flower Express is family-owned flower shop that is located in Nashville, Tennessee. The florist is wheelchair accessible, and offers many products such as bouquet…
3. Goodin Lawncare
508 Napoleon AveNashville, TN 37211
From Business: Goodin Lawncare is locally owned and operated, currently servicing Davidson and Williamson counties. Founder and CEO Nathan Goodin has over 18 years of lawncare e…
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Nashville, TN 37210
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3725 Charlotte AveNashville, TN 37209
6. Horizon Landscaping With All Season Greenhouses
4424 Westlawn DrNashville, TN 37209
7. Bilbrey Landscaping
Serving the Green Hills Area
8. Green Resources
3820 Charlotte AveNashville, TN 37209
9. Blooming Boutique
4507 Charlotte AveNashville, TN 37209
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10. Agricola Management Group
507 E Iris DrNashville, TN 37204
11. Nashville Nursery & Landscape
4225 Ashland City HwyNashville, TN 37218
12. The Holland Group Tree Svc
4032 Stewarts LnNashville, TN 37218
I recently engaged The Holland Group Tree Service to trim over-hanging limbs on two trees and to cut down another tree that leaned toward my neighbo…
13. Beech Associates
1420 Gartland AveNashville, TN 37206
14. Priscilla's Plants
1403 2nd Ave NNashville, TN 37208
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15. Mark Bates Landscaping & Garden Center
1603 Franklin RdBrentwood, TN 37027
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623 Airpark Center DrNashville, TN 37217
17. Johnson Jim Landscaping
263 Wilson Pike CirBrentwood, TN 37027
18. Raintree Transplant Corp
1613 Mallory LnBrentwood, TN 37027
19. Hewitt Garden And Design Center
2525 Hillsboro RdFranklin, TN 37069
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910 Main StNashville, TN 37206
From Business: Let Us Take Care of Your Lawn, So You Can Spend Your Time Enjoying It!
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2170 Hillsboro RdFranklin, TN 37069
22. Horizon Landscaping With All Season Greenhous
629 Croley DrNashville, TN 37209
23. Gallatin Garden Center
501 Saxon CtNashville, TN 37205
24. Love's Landscapes
7712 River bend wayNashville, TN 37221
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3952 Stewarts LnNashville, TN 37218
26. Invasive Plant Control
6811 Highway 70 SNashville, TN 37221
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Nashville 37217Nashville, TN 37217
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5700 Cane Ridge RdAntioch, TN 37013
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29. Bates Nursery & Garden Center
3810 Whites Creek PikeNashville, TN 37207
Going to Bates Nursery is a real treat, almost a day trip out Whites Creek Pike. I love their selection of herbs and perennials. They are also very …
30. South Branch Nursery
6941 Nolensville RdBrentwood, TN 37027
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