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- Total Compensation
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- 5-Year Compensation
- Education:
- College: Princeton AB '76
- Graduate School: Harvard JD '82
Jeffery A Smisek's Compensation vs. Transportation Medians
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|$0.98 mil
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Jeffery A Smisek Ownership Of United Continental
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|Stock Owned (% Of Co)
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United Continental's Stock Performance
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United Continental
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- 77 W Wacker Drive
Chicago, IL 60601
- www.ual.com
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Methodology: Compensation rank is based on total compensation for latest fiscal year. Total compensation for each chief executive includes the following: salary and bonuses; other compensation, such as vested restricted stock grants, LTIP payouts and perks; and stock gains, the value realized by exercising stock options. Efficiency rank is based on our chief executive's performance/pay score. Ranks are given only to chief executives who have a six-year tenure and six-year compensation history. The most efficient rank is 1 and least efficient is 196.
Footnotes: Compensation data is from the latest available proxy statements filed through Mar. 25, 2011. Total returns and value of stock owned (including all classes) is based on Mar. 18, 2011 stock price. Compensation percent change is based on combined salary and bonus. Annualized total return during tenure covers the tenure of the executive or from the time of the IPO or available stock history. Relative to market is the ending value of $100 invested in the stock, divided by the ending value of $1 invested in the S & P 500 (a score of 100 = the S & P 500). NA: Not available or not applicable.1Annualized. 2Four-year total. 3Three-year total. 4Less than 0.01%. 5Prior-year data. 6New chief executive; compensation may be for another executive office. 7Less than $100,000. 8Includes shares indirectly held. *Return is for less than tenure.
Sources: Company SEC filings; Interactive Data, LionShares and Thomson Reuters Fundamentals via FactSet Research Systems; Forbes.

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Meridian, Miss. Insurance agent Percy Bland has defeated incumbent Cheri Barry in the Meridian mayor's race. This is the breakdown of the unofficial totals from city hall Tuesday night.
Percy Bland (D) 5,056 54%
Cheri Barry (R) 4,059 43%
Wally Hudnall (I) 171 2%
Walter Patton (I) 49 1%
Barry was attempting to win a second term. She defeated Bland in 2009 by about 300 votes in their first runs for public office.
Below is the speech Bland made to his supporters Tuesday evening, as provided by the Bland campaign:
"It is a new day!
First, let me thank everyone who made tonight possible. I want to thank my family, volunteers, and everyone who came out to vote for me. This victory would not be possible without each and every one of you and I am forever grateful.
I want to thank Cheri Barry for her service to this city. She has worked hard. Meridian needs her continued service. I look forward to working with her during our transition.
Tonight, we made history in Meridian. White, black, young, and old, we came together and did what they said could never be done!
Tonight, it is impossible not to pause for a few minutes to think about our past. We must always honor the past and honor those who sacrificed to make tonight possible. James Chaney, Andrew Goodman and Michael Schwerner gave their lives so that black people in Meridian could vote. Tonight, 49 years after their deaths, people of all races elected Meridian's first black Mayor.
But tonight is about the future. It's about the future of everyone who lives in Meridian. It's time for all of us to come together as ONE MERIDIAN. Unified and working together, there is nothing we cannot accomplish.
While I am humbled by tonight's victory, I realize that not everybody voted for me. Some were very opposed to my candidacy. To those folks let me say this: I'm going to be the Mayor for everyone. I deeply care about the city. I believe that we all want to see a better Meridian where our streets are safer, our schools are even better, and our unemployment rate is much lower. We all want to see this city and our people prosper. To those who didn't support me today, let's put aside our political differences and come together. We will not always agree and we might occasionally fuss at one another... let's always remember that at the end of the day, we share the same goal and are working for the same purpose – for a better Meridian.
United, there are no problems we cannot solve. Together, there are no mountains we cannot climb.
One Meridian – Working together."
Tonight is for celebration. The works starts tomorrow. Thank you again for your hard work, prayers and dedication.
God bless Meridian and everyone who lives here.


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An American doctor abducted by the Taliban five days ago was rescued on Sunday in eastern Afghanistan, the US-led military coalition said.
Dr Dilip Joseph was captured by Taliban insurgents on Wednesday outside the Afghan capital, in the Sarobi district of Kabul province.
He was rescued in an early morning operation ordered after intelligence showed that the doctor was in imminent danger of injury or possible death, according to a statement.
"This was a combined operation of US and Afghan forces," said 1st Lieutenant Joseph Alonso, a spokesman for US forces in Afghanistan.
"Information was collected through multiple intelligence sources, which allowed Afghan and coalition forces to identify the location of Joseph and the criminals responsible for his captivity."
General John Allen, the top commander of US forces in Afghanistan, said the joint force planned, rehearsed and successfully conducted the operation.
"Thanks to them, Dr Joseph will soon be rejoining his family and loved ones," Allen said.
The statement did not say where Joseph is from, or whether he was harmed in captivity.


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No one has quite figured out figured out Web-connected TV.
There are a bunch of options. Apple TV. Roku. And a bunch of television sets like Samsung's smart TVs that have streaming apps built in. They're all pretty much the same. None of them are perfect.
Google is trying to simplify things a bit. Instead of releasing yet another Web-connected set-top box, it has the Chromecast, a $35 dongle that plugs directly into your TV and sucks in content from your phone, tablet, or PC.
And with a few caveats, the Chromecast is really, really good.
How It Works
The Chromecast is a two-inch long gizmo that's about the same size and shape as a USB thumb drive. It plugs directly into your TV's HDMI port and connects to the Internet using a WiFi connection. From there, everything else is controlled with your computer, smartphone, or tablet. There's no normal remote control.
After a quick setup process using your PC, you'll notice almost no user interface except for a screen that says "Ready to cast." Now you're ready to beam videos from your Android device, iPhone, iPad, or Chrome Web browser on your computer.
But the best Chromecast experience comes from your smartphone or tablet, which let you seamlessly beam videos and music from apps to your TV.
The process works a bit differently than Apple's AirPlay. Instead of beaming video directly from your mobile device to your TV, you actually use your phone or tablet to trigger a signal to send the video over the Internet directly to the Chromecast. The advantage to this is you can still do other stuff on your phone or tablet while watching a video on Chromecast.
It's perfect.
I had no problem beaming Netflix and YouTube content from my iPhone, the new Moto X, and Google's new Nexus 7 tablet to the Chromecast. HD video looked excellent on my big screen TV, and there was no annoying buffering or lag. On the Android devices, I was able to play music and videos that I've purchased through the Google Play store. It's just easy.
And unlike Apple's AirPlay, you can still use your phone or tablet to do other stuff while watching a video on your Chromecast. AirPlay usually makes you keep the streaming app open on your iPhone or iPad, so you can't do anything else.
With Chromecast, Google created a content sharing system that's more accessible than what Apple pulled off with AirPlay. But it's not all roses and sunshine.
I had a lot of trouble mirroring from my MacBook Air's Chrome browser to the Chromecast. It technically worked, but the experience was so bad for me that I simply gave up after several tries.
Even if I was just beaming a simple Web page, scrolling was very jerky. There was at least a one-second delay from the time I'd scroll through the page on my laptop to when the action would appear on my screen.
Video was much worse. One benefit of Chromecasting from your PC is that you can watch streaming sites like the free version of Hulu. But in my tests, watching Hulu and other embedded videos was a disaster. The audio was out of sync and video kept lagging to the point where the entire experience was unwatchable.
Part of this is probably because I was Chromecasting using an almost three-year-old MacBook Air and an even older router. In fact, the Chromecast browser extension alerted me that my experience was probably going to be bad because I was using outdated hardware. I tried using it with a newer Windows 8 laptop, but it wasn't much better.
If you want to Chromecast from your PC, you need to make sure you have a zippy Internet connection and a computer and router combination that's powerful enough to handle all that data.
Another drawback is the lack of app support on mobile devices. Right now, Chromecast only works with Netflix, YouTube, and music or video you own from the Google Play store for Android. (iPhone and iPad users can only use Netflix or YouTube with Chromecast.)
If Chromecast does take off, you can expect more apps to build in support. But for now Google is stuck with a chicken-or-the-egg problem. Chromecast won't be great without app support, but developers have little incentive to take time and work with the device unless it has plenty of users. Still, Netflix is a solid start, so hopefully its competitors follow suit.
Plus, there's arguably greater potential for Chromecast than Apple's AirPlay since it works with all major platforms. AirPlay only works with Apple devices.
Drawbacks aside, the Chromecast is a no-brainer if you don't already have Apple TV. You're getting much of the same AirPlay-like functionality for $64 less than Apple's device. Just know there's no guarantee that third-party streaming apps will add Chromecast support any time soon.
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Oscar-winning US actor Philip Seymour Hoffman was found dead Sunday at his New York City apartment in Manhattan, Xinhua quoted a New York Police Department source as saying.
Media reports that the 46-year-old actor, who won an Oscar for the film "Capote," died of an apparent drug overdose. However, the cause of his death is still not officially disclosed.
Police responded to the scene in Manhattan's West Village after receiving a 911 emergency call, the source said. The source gave no further details.
The Wall Street Journal, which broke the story, said Hoffman was found unconscious with a hypodermic needle in his arm late Sunday morning by a screenwriter in the bathroom of his apartment.
He was pronounced dead at the scene, the report said.
Born in upstate New York, Hoffman won an Academy Award for the 2005 biographical film "Capote," in which he played writer Truman Capote. He also received three Academy Award nominations as best supporting actor -- "The Master" in 2013, "Doubt" in 2009 and "Charlie Wilson's War" in 2008.
Hoffman leaves behind a longtime partner, Mimi O'Donnell, and three children.
His family said they were devastated by his death.
"We are devastated by the loss of our beloved Phil and appreciate the outpouring of love and support we have received from everyone. This is a tragic and sudden loss and we ask that you respect our privacy during this time of grieving. Please keep Phil in your thoughts and prayers," his family said in a statement.
New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio tweeted a statement as well.
"Saddened by Philip Seymour Hoffman's tragic and untimely passing. Today New York mourns the loss of one of stage and screen 's greats," the mayor tweeted.
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TV celebrity and comic Bill Bailey is urging more men to improve their awareness of the major risks of prostate cancer in the fight to save lives.
More than one third of men in the East Midlands are unaware of all three of the major risk factors for prostate cancer, according to Prostate Cancer UK.
Prostate Cancer UK's latest research also claims these men could be failing to have vital conversations with their GPs about their risk of the disease meaning thousands may miss out on being diagnosed at an early stage when treatment is most effective.
Comedian Bill Bailey is helping to encourage men and families to improve their awareness as part of a Prostate Cancer UK's Men United appeal especially on the build up to Father's Day.
Men United Gaffer Bill Bailey said: "It may have escaped your notice, but Father's Day is almost here. That's as good a time as any to remind ourselves that prostate cancer kills over 10,000 men in the UK every year. Not just dads, but brothers, granddads, sons, uncles and nephews too. So we've put a team together to beat it. Men United.
"Since kick-off in January, nearly two hundred thousand people have signed up with Men United. Join them and join the fight, and help fund essential research to find a way to calculate every man's risk of getting a disease that kills one bloke every hour. So go on, help score Men United's first win and give a Father's Day Fiver. Score a real win today."
The charity is launching the latest wave of its Men United campaign, which has built urgency and momentum around prostate cancer. The activity will be running for two weeks in the run up to Father's Day. As well as fundraising it will aim to heighten awareness of known risk factors so that men can start managing their risk.
Prostate Cancer UK claims men at increased risk of prostate cancer include those with a family history of the disease, those who are aged over 50 and those who are black.
The disease kills over 800 men every year in the East Midlands and over 3,000 men are diagnosed with the disease in the region, according to Prostate UK.
The majority of early cases are symptomless and a lack of accurate tests for life-threatening forms of the disease means there is no national screening programme.
As a result, speaking to a health professional about your risk is a man's chief defence.
The survey, conducted by YouGov on behalf of the charity, showed that more than one third of men (35per cent) in the East Midlands are not aware of any of these known risk factors which could increase their chance of developing prostate cancer.
And in the region, almost three quarters (72per cent) of all men admit that even if they were aware they had a higher risk of getting cancer than the average person they wouldn't speak to their GP about it if they did not have any symptoms.
Prostate Cancer UK launched its flagship Men United v Prostate Cancer campaign earlier this year in a move to engage men in the fight against their shared risk of prostate cancer.
Owen Sharp, Chief Executive, said: "Black men, men who are over the age of 50 or those with a family history of the disease, must wise up to the cruel fact that they face a higher than average risk of prostate cancer than other men. "They need to know this so that they can instigate potentially life-saving conversations with their GPs about the next steps.
"This isn't happening and as a result men are walking around like ticking time bombs, completely oblivious to the danger they face."
Prostate Cancer states that existing diagnostic tests can also be inaccurate, meaning that on one hand, some men receive unnecessary biopsies, while on the other the tests available may fail to detect lethal cancers.
In addition, it claims there is no way to easily distinguish between deadly and harmless forms of the disease at the point of diagnosis.
So Prostate Cancer UK wants to transform the way that risk is calculated so that the most vulnerable can be diagnosed early enough to survive, whilst those at low risk are spared invasive testing or sometimes unnecessary treatments which can have life changing side effects.
The charity announces plans to fund research that it hopes will revolutionise the diagnosis landscape. Calling on its growing Men United network, it is raising funds to develop a new tool for GPs to calculate a man's overall risk of prostate cancer and to determine what tests he needs to undergo.
Mr Sharp added: "The inaccuracy of the current diagnostic process and its inability to distinguish between aggressive and non aggressive forms of the disease means that GPs face an ongoing challenge in deciding whether or not a man should be tested.
"Should they risk missing a man's cancer altogether, or put him through invasive procedures? There's a desperate need for a simple and effective tool with which GPs can assess a man's overall risk to guide whether he should undergo further tests.
"In the run up to this Father's Day we are calling on everyone to support Men United by helping to revolutionise how we detect the most common cancer in men. Father's Day is an ideal time to talk about this 'dad's disease' and risk. Ask the serious question 'how's your father?' this Father's Day and you could help him save his life."


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canaan wrote:newarenanow wrote:eddysnake wrote:i love using game genie for nes, sometimes you have to. I'm looking at your Nightmare on Elm Street.
Game Genie is a great invention.
The butt pirates Shad and canaan don't know what they're missing.
were missing the feeling of accomplishment by reaching video game goals with computer assistance. thats what were missing.
It's an f'ing genie in there, not computer assistance.


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Think of lapbooking as educational scrapbooking for any subject you would like.
Your child records information, through drawing or writing, into fun little mini-booklets.
Those mini-booklets are then glued into specially-folded file folders. We provide all the templates and all the instructions! It's easy!
When complete, your child will have something to show Dad, grandparents, and friends.
Every time your child shows and explains the contents in his lapbook, he will be continuing to learn the information within it and not even realize it!
Lapbooks are motivating for the reluctant learner. Beats boring worksheets hands down.


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- The 3 sizes required are: 728x200, 728x90, 160x600
- Banners must not be branded with URL or website name
- Preferred file sizes: 728x200 (<50k), 728x90 (<30k), 160x600 (<30k)
- Style of banners should incorporate the look of the website
- If you're including vehicle images, please stick to the following: Honda, Toyota, Ford, Chevrolet, Nissan
- Include the following copy: "All Vehicles On Sale"
- Also include the following copy: "Best Prices on cars, trucks, and SUVs"
- Include button that says: "See clearance prices"
- Final delivery of files will include the GIF/JPG banners at the indicated file sizes, as well as all original Photoshop, Illustrator, and/or Fireworks files
If you're looking for more contests like this one, please visit http://99designs.com/people/mediaworkz. We've got a bunch of contests running or about to be launched.


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Word enthusiasts will geek out over the visually stunning and educational app Phrase Wit by Ballpoint Inc. Closely related to the developer's other word-centric app called Word Wit, the Phrase Wit app turns exploring the nuances of the English language into an addictive quiz.
Phrase Wit introduces you to commonly mangled phrases (Think: "to pore over" versus "to pour over," and "to palm off" versus "to pawn off") and then teaches you the correct versions. Plus, you'll learn the story behind some of these old classics (where did the phrase "scot-free" come from, anyway?) and the right and wrong ways to use them. And, if you're feeling phrase-savvy, there's a "Play" option that puts your knowledge to the test. Think you know your phrases? Hit the jump and let's find out. (more…)


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In my 20-plus months in prison for this 'legalization' offense (to quote DEA head Karen Tandy), I've received about 3,000 letters from supporters, 95% of whom I have never met, and responded to about 1,250 of them.
When I was at Sea-Tac in Seattle last year awaiting my sentencing, I received 1,500 letters, and responded, remarkably, to about 700 in six months. Because prisoners at federal detention centers do not get to go outside in a yard, I would use up to five hours a day on writing letters, about four letters a day, but sometimes up to seven letters written in response, or as few as three. Plus I had three hours or more of Corrlinks (prison "email"), and I wrote 15 chapters of my autobiography at Sea-Tac .
I was at Sea-Tac from May 20th to October 18th, 2010. The volume of letters peaked when I received, in one day, 45 letters on my 21st day in solitary confinement (June 25th). In the 21 days in solitary, I received over 400 letters! Catching up was very hard to do!
From October 19th to November 18th I was in transit at the South Nevada Detention Center in Pahrump, Nevada and the Oklahoma City Transfer Hub of the Bureau of Prisons (BOP); I received 20 letters and was able to respond to seven letters.
I was at D Ray James Immigrant federal prison from November 18th to April 4th, and received 800 or so letters in that time. I was able to respond to about 400 while there. At DRJ, I had no Corrlinks email, so I spent about four hours a day writing three to four letters a day. I was able to go into the yard for recreation and I had a job at the library pretty well every day for six hours (morning, afternoon, evening) doing legal work for other non-American and illegal immigrant prisoners. I also did a weekly newsletter largely about the ineptitude of the private prison management who ran DRJ. From January to March, 10 issues came out as a blog on CannabisCulture.com and FreeMarc.ca, and a copy of the most recent two or three editions went out to each correspondent I wrote that week.
From April 4th to April 19th, I was back at the Oklahoma City transfer hub on my way to Mississippi. I've been at Yazoo City medium-security prison now for nearly seven months (April 20th to present), have received about 600 letters, and responded to only about 160. I know, that's a drop! And when I don't write back, I get fewer replies, of course. If I write back, I almost always get a letter in return. My excuse is that I have a music regimen of bass guitar practice that takes up three hours a day, a job four nights a week in the music room, recreation for two hours daily outside, and three hours of email daily – so I have, I admit, only written about two letters a day, but at least they are long, detailed letters of significance!
I hope each of my correspondents that receive a letter from me know it's personalized, detailed and completely original and unique to that person's questions, comments and life story. I have received letters from Australia, Norway, Iceland, Germany, Poland, Belgium, Indonesia, Peru, the Philippines, Finland, Russia, Costa Rica, South Africa, the United Kingdom, Norway, but most come from the United States, then Canada. The only negative or hateful letter I have received is from Sara Glatt in Amsterdam, a woman I once gave $4,000 (in 2004) to help her get her ibogaine hospice off the ground again after she was raided by police. That brings to mind the phrase 'no good deed shall go unpunished'. She's been ungrateful and vindictive ever since! She wrote me here at Yazoo to say I "deserve to rot in jail". Whew! Glad it's just one nasty letter out of 3,000.
I try to answer the serious letters that come to me here, but it's simply not possible to keep up. Each letter I write takes me about 90 to 120 minutes, is usually four to eight pages long. I simply can't write a note that says "thank you for your letter"; I try to make it worth their while to get a serious bit of correspondence in return. Besides, if I'm going to write a letter, it's going to be a keeper.
Sometimes people understand if I only write them infrequently. Len Preslesnik of Holland, Michigan, writes me every day! Len has written me every day for 16 months now! (Len has sent me about 400 of the 3,000 letters.) Not only does he write me a letter, or postcard (always of his hometown Holland, Michigan), every day, but he also includes photocopies of newspaper articles, Larson cartoons, editorials, cartoons, or magazine articles in every letter! Additionally, he decorates each envelope with anti-government slogans highlighted by a brilliantly selected graphic. I have sent home to Jodie 25 or 30 of the best "Len" envelopes so far. I only write Len once every two or three months. He's fine with that. He sees my blogs and Jodie's weekly YouTube show, so he's up to date on what's going on with me. I read all his letters, clippings, and share them with my cellie (cellmate) Wally. I have to ask Len in my next letter to find out where Ted Rall's cartoons are showing up and maybe he can photocopy me some of Rall's latest political stuff. Len used to include Ted's cartoons in the envelopes I got last year at Sea-Tac, but not so much this past year.
Vivian McPeak of the Seattle Hempfest has organized their volunteers into a prison correspondence unit. Once a month they are going to write a prisoner in the US and try to offer encouragement and greetings. It's a praiseworthy effort and I was the first beneficiary of their prisoner-letter-writing-bee. I received 14 letters in one envelope, including one from Vivian himself. Vivian is a great activist; the Seattle Hempfest is such a staggeringly large and monumental endeavor, and it has all been done by volunteers for 20 years now. Vivian has been involved in all 20 of these annual events. I know Jodie always feels so welcome when she speaks there on our behalf, and is treated so well by Vivian, Sharon Whitsun and all the Hempfest volunteers.
Sharon wrote me a letter among the 14 I just received, but she also writes me a wonderful, heavily illustrated-with-photographs letter every few months or so. Each one delightfully recounts her most recent adventures as the physical display co-ordinator of Hempfest, or going on zombie walks with her son, or visiting her folks in California, or going to the Playboy mansion in LA at a Marijuana Policy Project wingding. Sharon is a cancer survivor, pulling off a miracle in 2009 and 2010, when it looked like she might succumb to the dreaded killer disease. It's truly an honour to receive these loving and detailed letters that take me into her life and reality. Her letters and photos are so good I believe I'm there experiencing her life just a bit. The last letter showed in photographs how Hempfest is constructed over a seven-day period, an amazing mechanical and logistical undertaking!
Another remarkable person is Steve D'Angelo of the Harborside Medical Center in San Jose. Steve is on TV these days in a reality show about his state-of-the-art medical marijuana center called WEED WARS, which I hope hasn't gotten him into trouble with the DEA, although I worry, because a TV show is risky that way. Over the most recent 12 months now, I've received probably no fewer than 100 letters from patrons of his dispensary. My understanding is that Steve gives a small discount if you write a letter to me from Harborside; that's the return address, "2106 Ringwood Ave, San Jose 95131" on virtually every letter I have ever received from San Jose, California! I think Harborside has a giant FREE MARC poster. It's a terrific gesture of support from Steve D'Angelo to have his clients write me.
Some letters have some built in drama! Earlier this week I received an 18-page letter written over a period of time from grandmother Jessica Thomas of Kansas City, Missouri. On the third page there was a splash of blood on it! While in the midst of writing the letter on her kitchen table, Jessica took her grandchildren outside for a walk and when she returned, a pistol-wielding intruder had kicked in her front door and aimed to take her and the grandkids hostage and rob the place! The assailant cracked the pistol over her head, blood gushing out, broke her arm in a struggle, and Jessica gave several kicks in a fight to the attacker's groin, whereupon (howling in distress) the attacker fled, empty handed. Her ordeal got covered in the news. In fact, if you Google "Granny Sore Balls", you can read all about it! What's really remarkable (aside from the blood on page three, the letter was under her during the struggle!) is that Jessica felt it was the most blessed thing, as neighbours, friends and so many people came by to help and be supportive over the following months. She even held up a sign for a photographer saying "I Forgive You" to the intruder. Her extensive letter was written in five parts over six months.
Many letters I have received, and others I have written in response, have been the springboard for blog essays of mine. I have one correspondent from Ottawa, Canada, who has written me every three weeks or so since 2004 when I was incarcerated at Saskatoon Correctional on a three-month sentence for passing one joint. He includes $100 with every letter (since I've been in jail, he sends the money to Jodie to help out), and he offers me brilliant and extraordinary information and perspectives that I have often used in my essays and blogs over the last seven years. He has access to an incredible wealth of material, documents, books, quite stupendous, and he is a brilliant thinker who inspires me with every incredible letter – and I don't know his name or identity, he always signs off as "A Fan". For over seven years he has supplied me with inside information, hope, inspiration, and by now, over $6,000 in donations. He reads everything I write, so he's reading this. Thank you, dear friend; as you know, you've inspired me greatly.
I am never short of great reading material. Competing for my time is my daily bass guitar practice, my music studies and Monday night studio rehearsals, three hours of email a day (at $3 an hour!), reading my letters of support, and two to three hours writing letters. I receive roughly 30 magazine subscriptions, some weekly, monthly or bi-monthly, for a total of 50 magazines a month! I read each one thoroughly. I receive MacLeans, Time, Vanity Fair, Architectural Digest, Newsweek, Bloomberg Business Week, Islands, Caribbean Life & Travel, Conde Nast Traveler, Backwoods Home, Wired, Discover, Guitar Player, Guitar World, Bass Player, Premiere Guitar, National Geographic, Guitar Aficionado, Reminisce, Reminisce Extra, Mad, Rolling Stone, Harpers, UTNE Reader. I get the NY Times daily and I read it thoroughly, although it arrives about four to ten days after it's issued. I read two books weekly, and I get all 52 different titles of the new DC Comics series monthly, and one or two graphic novels each week!
All the books, comics and magazines I receive get circulated to the other inmates in my unit (120 guys in here) after I have read them. This is important because few inmates get magazines, none get comic books, and few new books ever enter the prison. All the books in the prison library are older ex-library books donated from local church sales and that sort of thing. I try to read any magazine within 48 hours after I receive it.
Supporters have sent me guitar song books, magazine subscriptions, books (they must be from a publisher or online bookshop like Amazon), and I am grateful for all I have received (and circulated to other inmates), but I must especially thank my dear and unceasingly supportive friend Dana Larsen for many magazine subscriptions, all my comics, and most of the books I have! My wonderful wife Jodie has sent me numerous subscriptions and dozens of books also. Thank you to everyone who writes to me and sends support. It makes surviving this ordeal possible.
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The Commodity Futures Trading Commission has announced it will convene a public meeting to discuss recent disruptions affecting the agriculture markets.
The forum, which will include representatives from USDA, exchanges, traders, merchandisers and producers, will take place at 9 a.m., April 22, at the agency's Washington, D.C., headquarters.
Topics to be discussed include the lack of convergence between the futures and cash prices, higher margin requirements and their impact on market participants, and the role of speculators and commodity index traders.
The meeting was called in response to requests by organizations representing the cotton and grain industries concerned that the markets were no longer working as originally intended.
In a letter sent to the CFTC, Plains Cotton Grower executive vice president Steve Verett asked the commissioners to "restore the integrity of this marketplace."
Noting the huge investment by funds, Verett said, "Speculative interest is an important component of any commodity market that facilitates its primary function of being a price discovery mechanism. Unfortunately the events of the past two weeks (early March) have clearly illustrated that too much of a good thing can also cause bad things to happen.
"Our request to the CFTC, which echoed the concerns of other segments of the cotton industry, was that the CFTC look into the situation and do what it can to insure the functionality of these markets in the future. Everyone recognizes that steps need to be taken to restore balance to the market and reconnect it to the actual buying and selling of cotton in the world marketplace."
In early March cotton prices suddenly surged higher than fundamentals would suggest, fueled by commodity index fund investment. But few producers were actually able to contract 2008 cotton at those high prices.
"Nobody wants to forward contract cotton," Herman S. Kohlmeyer Jr., a New Orleans commodities broker, said at the time. "No one wants to be in the position of having to margin these commitments if the market continues to rally. Things are unhappy for just about every element of the business. What sense can we make of it except to try and keep our heads above water."
"The cotton market is essentially a ship without a rudder at this point," says Verett.
The National Grain and Feed Association released a statement last month asking the three U.S. commodity exchanges, the CME Group, the Kansas City Board of Trade and the Minneapolis Grain Exchange to consider ways to ease the financial stress confronting traditional grain and oilseed hedgers, such as providing relief on margin requirements.
The NGFA statement said, "In this environment, the marketplace is ill-equipped to efficiently absorb more investment capital and perform its core function of serving as an efficient tool for businesses hedging physical grain purchases, particularly when virtually all of that investment capital is long-only and a large share of open interest essentially is 'not for sale' for long periods of time."
The NGFA consists of country, terminal and export elevators; feed mills; cash grain and feed merchants, end users of grain and grain products, commodity futures brokers; and allied industries. NGFA consists of 35 affiliated state and regional U.S. grain and feed associations, and two international affiliated associations.
In describing the need for the forum, CFTC Chairman Walter Lukken said, "These historic market conditions, particularly in wheat and cotton, require the CFTC to hear firsthand from participants to ensure that the exchanges are functioning properly to discover prices and manage risk."


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Barak writes to note that IRIS Exposes 2 Anti-Israel New York Times Falsehoods:
In today's New York Times, veteran reporter Steven Erlanger presents two anti-Israel falsehoods. Here is the first:
During the first gulf war, in 1991, she says, the Israelis, under the threat of Saddam Hussein's chemical weapons and Scud missiles, handed out gas masks – but only to the guests, not to the Palestinian staff of the hotel.
Here are the facts:
During the Gulf War in 1991, Israel distributed gas masks to every Israeli citizen [i.e. Jewish and Arab] but not to the local Arab population of the West Bank and Gaza. After a petition to the Supreme Court, the court ordered the army to distribute gas masks to the local population, as well.
Here is the second falsehood:
But the Israeli security barrier – a large concrete wall through most of Jerusalem – just makes her angry.
Here is a map of the security barrier, which bypasses Jerusalem almost completely. It appears there are two areas where the barrier enters the boundaries of Jerusalem to any significant degree, in each case to keep an Arab population area contiguous.
It should be noted that while these areas are included in the technical borders of Jerusalem, Jerusalem has greatly expanded over the years and these are very much on the outskirts. These are precisely the areas that the New York Times has protested over the years as not "really Jerusalem."
One other distortion is that the Israeli security barrier is described as a "large concrete wall" whereas 97% of it is a chain-link fence. The wall only exists where sniper fire had been routinely directed over an extended period from Arab areas into Jewish neighborhoods.
I would add that the entire tenor of the Times article is nostalgia for the good old days before the Israelis arrived. On the other hand, I suppose we should give the Times credit for at least locating the relevant events in the right century.


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The Office of Advisory Committees (OAC) ensures that private sector views are known and considered in the formulation and implementation of trade policies and programs. The OAC also provides ITA with a source of cross-sectoral, technical advice, a forum for advancing Manufacturing and Services, ITA, and the Administration's broader trade objectives, as well as a window to the changing trade environment. The OAC manages both the administrative and substantive aspects of advisory committee work, including membership recruitment and processing, developing operational procedures, identifying issues, implementing committee projects, planning meetings and events, coordinating government involvement, and developing responses and actions resulting from advisory committee activities. OAC is made up by housing four advisory committees, which include:
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Advises the Secretary of Commerce on the development, creation and implementation of a national tourism strategy. The Board focused their efforts in year one of the program on the International Promotion Campaign in the United Kingdom, the United States' largest overseas market. The campaign was largely successful, and year two of the campaign focuses on the United Kingdom and Japan.
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=================================== Zine - a Python powered blog engine =================================== This is Zine 0.2 the second release of Zine. It already provides quite a few features: - of course, basic blog functionality: posting, comments, categories, tags, and ATOM feeds - user, group and permission management - theming support - importers for WordPress and Atom feeds. - an advanced plugin system - a translatable interface (although with this first release, only English and German translations are available) But some things are still missing. The following things (and more) will be included in Zine 0.2 (tentatively set to be released in April, 2009): - search functionality - file upload system - notifications about new posts, comments, etc - more translations - documentation for (plugin) developers (for now, there's a documented example plugin called "Eric The Fish" included in Zine's source. If you want to develop plugins, that's the starting point.) Installation ============ See the file INSTALL for a list of dependencies and installation instructions. License and Copyright ===================== Zine was mainly written and is maintained by Armin Ronacher. See the files AUTHORS and THANKS for a complete list of contributors known as the Zine Team. Zine is released under a BSD-style license, see the LICENSE file for more details. Getting in touch with the developers ==================================== The best way to communicate with the developers is the IRC channel `#pocoo`_ on irc.freenode.net. Beware, several projects have their "home" there, so be sure to tell the people you're talking about Zine. The wiki and bug tracker is available on the `Zine Development Center`_. If you encounter bugs or if you want to suggest a new feature be sure to file a new ticket there. Other resources: - `Main repository <http://dev.pocoo.org/hg/zine-main>`_ - `bitbucket mirror <http://www.bitbucket.org/mitsuhiko/zine-main>`_ .. _#pocoo: irc://irc.freenode.net/%23pocoo .. _Zine Development Center: http://dev.pocoo.org/projects/zine/


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"Don't scream. Just give me your money," the mugger ordered me.
It happened just before Passover some 40 years ago, so I always think of it at this time of year.
Screaming was not an option. I had no voice. A bent rusty kitchen knife with a serrated edge moved toward my throat. As I turned around I saw a tall, thin young man with a crazed look in his eyes. Maybe he was on drugs. We were both facing away from the windowed wooden door in the tiny vestibule of my Greenwich Village brownstone. No one could see what was happening.
It was a Friday. Payday. Like many young women working in Manhattan, I had cashed my weekly check and hopped a bus home with an envelope of money in my purse. Which I handed to the mugger. And he bolted.
At the time I worked as an advertising manager for a small jewelry import company owned by three Jewish brothers who had become like family to me. When I was safely back in my apartment with the locks secured, I calmly dialed my office number and broke down in tears when my boss answered the phone.
I don't know how they made it down from Midtown to West 10th Street so fast, but, in what seemed like just minutes later, two of the three brothers were sitting in my living room. Eugene called the police and said he would stay with me until they came. Dennis sat across from me at a small card table that served as my dining room. He, who could be as tough as nails when business required it, gently slid an envelope across the red-checkered tablecloth. Inside was the same amount of cash I had just relinquished to the mugger.
As I stood in the stairwell landing watching the Berg brothers descend the three winding flights down to the first floor, my phone rang. It was their mother, Mrs. Berg, who also worked in the family business.
"You are coming for Passover," she said. It was not a question. "I'm making you chicken soup. You are going to be fine."
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Managing the c3000
Managing the c3000
On logging in to the management application, the first thing the user sees are images of the front and back of the chassis as its configured. Rolling the mouse pointer over an image gets a pop-up window with basic information.
Managing the c3000 - Checking the Cisco Switch
One of the available blades for the c3000 is a Cisco Catalyst switch. Note that the switch gives address information for both Ethernet and iSCSI.
Managing the c3000 - Switch Status
Clicking on the image of the Catalyst switch on the rear view of the blade chassis gives a screen with its status. Passing the mouse pointer over the image will also produce a pop-up window that shows the basic status.
Managing the c3000 - Insight Remote Management
Clicking on the location of the Insight Manager screen in the front view of the blade chassis (at the bottom center of the top image) shows the screen for the manager. This is the same thing a user would see if he or she actually popped out the screen and
Managing the c3000 - Keeping Up with Storage
Storage plays a significant role in the c3000 blade series. Here, the management application for the All-in-One SB600c storage blade displays its initial status.
Managing the c3000 - Storage Status
If the user clicks on the Status tab, the storage manager shows a detailed status report of the SB600c AIO storage server. Here it shows that everything is working properly, that the device is drawing 100 watts and that it's paired with another device.
Managing the c3000 - Configuring Storage
The c3000 SB600c AIO storage server's disk array can be viewed and configured with the Array Configuration Utility. Here it's showing the current configuration.
Managing the c3000 - Storage Management Application
The All-in-One Storage Management application gives the user control over most aspects of configuring and running the SB600c AIO device. Many of the more complex functions are controlled by wizards that take most of the difficulty out of the process and b
Managing the c3000 - Disk Quick Look
Clicking on the Status link in the SB600c AIO Management screen gives the user a look at how things are doing on the volumes being used for storage. Here it shows a lot of free space, which is to be expected as nothing's actually been put there yet.
Managing the c3000 - Tape Blade Status
In addition to keeping track of disk storage, the c3000 includes a management application for the HP Ultrium 448c Tape Blade. Here, it shows that everything is running normally, and that the operating and ambient temperatures are well within limits.
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Saving the environment and looking cool are now going hand-in-hand. Behold the Zero "S" -- a street legal, all-electric motorcycle that can travel up to 60 miles per hour. And its ready to roll now.
Zero Motorcycles, a company based out of Santa Cruz, Calif., says the "S" model is already back-ordered. It will cost close to $10,000 but can be yours for about $7,500 with tax rebates and government incentives.
It will go 60 miles on a single charge and require virtually no maintenance.
"This bike is really for street bike activity. It can take potholes, stairs, its really an urban assault kind of motorcycle," said Gene Banman, Zero Motorcycles CEO.
The "S" will recharge in about four hours and at just 225 pounds, the bike is quick. But if you're looking for that Harley sound, you'll have to settle for silence and the absence of a gas bill.
Think of it as an environmentally friendly hog, letting you go fast -- while you go green!


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AAA Cleaning are a family run, fast growing local company from Swansea. We service the Swansea and Cardiff areas. We take pride in our work and have a good customer focused goal. We at AAA Cleaning are domestic and commercial cleaners. We can clean 24hrs, either daily, weekly, fortnightly or one-off. If it needs cleaning, give us a try and see if we can help. Below gives you an idea of what we do: Domestic Cleaning Apartment and Residential Cleaning Office Cleaning Student Accommodation Cleaning Hotels and Commercial Property Cleaning Holiday Home Cleaning/Changeovers Shops and Store Cleaning After Builders Cleaning End-of-tenancy Cleaning Carpet Cleaning After Party/Event Cleans Jet Washing Grass Cutting/Garden Maintenance
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Pure Solutions Ltd
Greenstream FLooring
West Country Cleaners
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Taunton Carpet Cleaning Services
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Twice as Tidy Ltd
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janiserve ltd
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Ashburne FabriCare
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Diverse Commercial Solutions
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Carpet Cleaners on Bark
We'll reach out to them as well as others, based on your requirements.
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Professionals value their reputation on Bark and strive to do a great job for customers they find on our platform.
Example Carpet Cleaning Barks
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Commercial premises
What needs cleaning?
A few specific carpet stains, Carpets in whole rooms, Hallways & landings
How many rooms need cleaning?
5 rooms
How many staircases require cleaning?
What kind of stains need cleaning?
Dirt, Food stains, Oil / Grease stains
Who will move the furniture?
I would like the pro to move furniture
Are there any smokers or pets on the premises?
Neither smokers nor pets
Which carpet cleaning service(s) do you need?
I'm looking for guidance from the pro
Any additional details?
What type of building is this for?
Private home or residence
What needs cleaning?
Hallways & landings, Stairs
How many rooms need cleaning?
Whole property
How many staircases require cleaning?
One set
What kind of stains need cleaning?
No stains
Who will move the furniture?
There is no furniture to move
Are there any smokers or pets on the premises?
Neither smokers nor pets
Which carpet cleaning service(s) do you need?
Carpet shampooing
Any additional details?
Looking to move on 28/3 to the property so would like to complete the cleaning prior to that date.
What type of building is this for?
Commercial premises
What needs cleaning?
Carpets in whole rooms
How many rooms need cleaning?
9 or more rooms
How many staircases require cleaning?
What kind of stains need cleaning?
Who will move the furniture?
I would like the pro to move furniture
Are there any smokers or pets on the premises?
Which carpet cleaning service(s) do you need?
Steam cleaning, Carpet protection and deodorizer
Any additional details?
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Worming Schedule for Goats
Suggested Goat Worming Schedule
Kids are very susceptible to internal parasites, including tapeworms. Kids should be wormed by 8 weeks of age, and again every 4-8 weeks until a year of age. Signs such as paleness of the gums or lower eyelids, diarrhea, rough hair coat, or poor growth may indicate anemia and can be cause for alarm. Commonly used oral wormers include Safe-Guard, Ivomec and Cydectin. Tapeworms require using a dewormer such as Valbazen. Does should be wormed 2-4 weeks before kidding to reduce the passage of parasites to the kids. Only Safe Guard and Rumatel are approved for use in lactating animals.
Does and bucks should be wormed approximately 4-6 times per year. Check adults frequently for signs of parasites, especially during warm, moist times of the year, and worm accordingly. A strict pasture rotation also helps reduce parasite exposure. Commonly used oral wormers include Safe-Guard, Ivomec and Cydectin. Tapeworms require using a dewormer such as Valbazen.
It is important not to under-dose when administering wormers, because over time this will create a resistance to the wormer causing it to become ineffective against parasites. Some success has been seen when administering Safe-Guard every two-weeks for a total of 4 doses.


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Grand Theft Auto III – Commercial Scripts
PlayStation 2
Commercial Scripts by JMazzocchi
Version: 2.0 | Updated: 09/24/03
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Copyright John Mazzocchi 2002-2003.
This FAQ is for personal use only and may not be duplicated in anny form
without espress writen consent by the author. If you wish to post this FAQ
on a website, contact the author at the E-Mail address provided,
Or feel free to Instant Message me at the Names provided,
(Mazz Itude10)
If I have time I will update this FAQ. Feel free to e-mail or IM me with
suggestions and corrections. Thank You A Lot!
01. Version Histoy:
Thursday, August 08, 2002, Version 1.0:
Well.. My 1st Version! Still Stuff To Come
Sunday, August 11, 2002, Version 1.5:
Can you believe it I forgot my e-mail address, and I added another chapter,
and some spell checks.
Monday August 19, 2002, Version 2.0
Thanks to "FaaipdeOiad14" I forgot a commercial so I added that and Some
Spelling Corrections.
Wednesday September 24, 2003!
Wow, It has been over a year since I have updated this FAQ, wow. But
annyway, back to what I updated...
1) "GTA Gaming" Wants to use this FAQ so I said OK and I added them to the
"Sites that can use this FAQ section
2) Almost every single one of the lines are no more then 75 characters (If
you see anny that are over 75 let me know? thanks)
3) Checked my Spelling MORE!
4) Sometimes when typing for no apparent reason (I type so fast) that I hit
the "Caps Lock" button (Don't ask) so sometimes I start words I'm not
supposed to start with a caps, with a caps lol. So I corrected some of
And thats it, aight?! see ya
Table Of Contents:
0. Version History
1. Commercials
1a. Dormitron
"She's too fat for me, and I'll sleep with anything!"
1b. Maibatsu Monstrosity (1)
"...Mine's Bigger!"
1c. Maibatsu Monstrosity (2)
"We lost Joey in the back and couldn't find him for an hour!"
1d. Equinox
"I've been employee of the month three times in a row!"
1e. Liberty City Survivor
"I was so excited I didn't even realize I've been hit!"
1f. House Of Tomorrow
"Wonder If Wresteling's On Tonight!"
1g. Pets Overnight (1)
"Gee whilikers...it's a puppy!"
1h. Pets Overnight (2)
"Delivering little bundles of love, in a box...directly to your door."
1i. Pets Overnight (3)
1j. Pets Overnight (4)
"Mommy, Jim-Jim Bit Me!""
1k. Sue Your Boss
"There's an wasy solution... sue your boss!"
1l. Medievil Millennium Fair
"We've got all the leeches, spells and potions you need"
1m. Aeris Running Shoes
"We get to play with knives!"
1n. Fernandos New Beginings
"cinco cinco cinco- nueve dos nueve dos."
1o. Pogo The Monkey
"Here Pogo have a fast car!"
B. Contact Information
C. Special Thanks
D: Legal Stuff
A. Commercials
1a. Dormitron:
Woman: "I've tried everything and I just couldn't keep those extra 200
pounds off! It started to affect my marriage."
Man: "She was too fat for me, and I'll sleep with anything!"
Woman: "The Abdomatrix the Thigh-asizer, tummy stapling, I've had my mouth
sewn up, my hands chopped off, you name it I've tried it!"
Man: "Except for exercising and eating right porky!"
Woman: "That's right honey! Then I found The Dormatron! Using a new
technologey called Bio-rhythmic-subconscious-gymnastics, The
Dormatron exercises you while you sleep. Just strap in your arms
and legs, put on TheDormatron Headset, then wrap yourself in the
special high voltage eletric blanket. Turn it up to 11 and burn
those pounds away while a relaxing nights sleep! Now that I've
lost 280 pounds, my husbands all mine again!"
Man: "That's right honey, no more escort services for me!"
Male Voice: "Don't be fat a day longer then you have to! Remember, being
fat can ever ruin a romantic cruise! *Whooo* Call Dormatron now, at
1-800 sleepofflard. or visit www.sleepofflard.com
<http://www.sleepofflard.com>, and sleep your way to a thinner,
happier you!
1b. Maibatsu Monstrosity (1):
Man: "I'm a marketing manager who lives in the suburbs and commutes to work
on the highway. I live alone, so of course I needed a car that can
seat 12 and is equipped to drive across arctic tundra...it just
makes me feel better!"
Woman: "The new Maibatsu Monstrosity...mine's bigger!"
1c. Maibatsu Monstrosity (2):
Woman: "Phil and I just had another kid. So of course we need a bigger SUV.
Being a mom is hard, with soccer, football and lacrosse practice,
so we bought the new Maibatsu Monstrosity. It's so big...we lost
little Joey in the back and couldn't find him for and hour! When
I'm rushing to the mall, or talking on my cell phone, I know me
and my family are safe. The Maibatsu Monstrosity has 4- wheel
drive, and in amphibious mode...it can cross rivers. So far I've
only hit a few puddles, but it's good to know it's there. With the
time I save taking shortcuts through the strip-mall parking lot I
can focus on the important things. Like gazing longingly at the
pool boy or...buying more exercise equipment off the TV. So what if
it gets 3 miles to the gallon!? I'm a mom, not a conservationist!"
Woman Voice: "The newMaibatsu Monstrosity...mine's bigger!!"
1d. Equinox:
Woman: "I used to be concerned and nervous about the future. Sometimes I'd
get scared before an important event, such as childbirth, or a
family funeral. Hey, sometimes you need a little help navigating
life's trouble spots! That's when I discovered Equinox!"
Man: "After the divorce and losing little Tommy, life was getting me down.
I couldn't focus on anything at work. After trying Equinox, I've
been employee of the month three times in a row! I used to fall
unconscious for hours at a time, but now with Equinox, I never need
to sleep."
Male Voice: "Equinox is new, from Zaibatsu Pharmaceuticals. Ask your doctor
about Equinox...today."
Male: <fast speech>"Equinox may cause nausea, loss of sleep, blurred
vision, leakage, kidney problems and breathing irregularities. Do
not take Equinox if you are operating any machinery, driving a car,
pregnant, a child of low age, unhappy or if your family has a
history of mental disorders. <End fast speech>
Male Voice: "Equinox...softening life's harsh realities!"
1e. Liberty City Survivor:
Male Voice: "Tonight...the TV event that will make history...Liberty City
Survivor! This takes reality TV to a whole new level! We'll take
20 recently paroled guys, equip them with grenade launchers and
flamethrowers...and let them hunt each other down!! It's the
reality show where you...just might be...part of the action!!"
Man: "I was grabbing a sandwich in the Happy Blimp, and all-of-a-sudden
these guys crashed through the window and started shooting at each
other! I was so excited, I didn't even notice I'd been hit! After
that, I was hooked on Liberty City Survivor! I watch it every day
in the hospital!"
Male Voice: "The game doesn't end until there's only one man left
standing!! Tune in nightly, or watch the 24hour live
webcast!......Liberty City Survivor!!......Natural selection...has
come home!!.......<quiet speech> Sponsored by AmmuNation. Please
remember to put litter in it's place.<end quiet speech>"
1f. House Of Tomorrow:
Female Voice: "In today's fast paced world, a split second can be the
difference between achieving your dreams....."
Man: "Hey, I just won the Nobel Peace Prize!"
Female Voice: "...and not..."
Man (yokel): "I wonder if wrestling's on tonight?!"
Female voice: "More Americans are realizing if you don't have the latest
and greatest technological devices...you will fall behind!"
Man 2: "I didn't upgrade my personal organizer, and two days later I was
diagnosed with a terminal illness! *cough* ...!"
Female Voice: "That's exactly why you should come visit the friendly
people at House of Tomorrow...and they'll set you up with all your
twenty first century technology needs."
Man 3: "I only spent $20,000 and now I can get e-mail in the shower or surf
the Internet while I'm driving. I was bored stupid, at my
daughter's recitals and my son's little-league games...thanks to
House of Tomorrow, I can play wireless head-to-head 3D virtual
reality poker...literally anywhere!"
Female Voice (posh): "If it's a flash-in-the-pan technology of absolutely
no use to anyone, you can find it at House of Tomorrow
Remember...only technology makes life worth living. House of
Tomorrow. We'll upgrade your system then you can upgrade your life!"
1g. Pets Overnight (1):
Kid: "Mom, there's a package for you."
Mom: "But I didn't order anything! What's this? How sweet..."
Puppy: "Woof woof woof!"
Mom: "Gee whilikers...it's a puppy!"
Male Voice: "Everybody loves a puppy! And now you can ship one anywhere,
just by logging on to petsovernight.com
Petsovernight.com...delivering little bundles of love, in a
box...directly to your door."
Puppy: "Woof!"
1h. Pets Overnight (2):
Male Voice: "Buying a gift for the guy that has everything!? Log on to
petsovernight.com, we've got exotic pets galore. Including
Tiger: "Roooar!"
Male Voice: "...Cobras..."
Cobra: "Hsssssssss!"
Male Voice: "...Manatees..."
Sheep: "Ee-ee-ee-eehh!"
Male Voice: "And white rhinos..."
Seal: "Eur..eur...eur!"
Male Voice: "All delivered overnight! Petsovernight.com...delivering little
bundles of love, in a box...directly to your door."
Cat: "Miaoow!"
1i. Pets Overnight (3):
Male Voice: "Would you like a garrife?"
Cow: "Moooooo!"
Male Voice: "Have one delivered, just log on to petsovernight.com and we'll
send you a garrife overnight. petsovernight.com delivering little
bundles of love in a box, directly to your door."
Cow: "Mooo!"
1j. Pets Overnight (4):
Man: "Are you bored with man's best friend?"
Boy: "Sorry Fido were gonna have to drown you."
Man: "Why not try mans first cousin? At PetsOvernight.com we've got every
primate in stock from spider monkeys to gorillas. You'll love your
new best friend."
Boy: "Mommy, Jim-Jim bit me."
Mom: "Oh ya, you just bite him back then. Ok honey?"
Man: "PetsOvernight.com, delivering little bundles of love in box, directly
to your door."
1k. Sue Your Boss:
Male Voice: "Is your job affecting your health? Do you become fatigued?
Does working take time away from family and social events like
watching wrestling? There's an easy solution! Sue your boss!! See,
the great thing about this country is you can sue anyone for pretty
much anything! And you'll probably win! Or at least get a
settlement At the firm of Rakin and Ponzer personal injury
attorneys, we can show you how falling down and howling like a sissy
can result in a large damage award from your employer. We also
specialize in awards for injuries suffered in auto, bus and train
accidents! And can even train you to throw yourself in front of a bus
and pretend to be injured. Hey, that's why they pay for insurance!
Call the law offices of Rakin and Ponzer, and get ready to enjoy a
life of luxury!"
1l. Medievil Millennium Fair:
Man: "Do you live in the boring suburbs but dream of living in a lonely
castle on a windswept moor? Do you long to trade in your sweat suit
for a hundred pound suit of armour and swap your SUV for a noble
stallion? Do you eat microwave dinners...all the while wishing you
were roasting a succulent pig at a pagan banquet? Is your next ideal
home-improvement a moat? Well get ready, Liberty City!!"
Man2: "This weekend and every weekend at Liberty City Park, it's the
Medieval Millennium Fair. Our band of traveling minstrels, knights
and maidens oh so fair are ready to delight you, with tales of the
black death, witch burnings, and the joys of being a feudal serf.
Forget about air-conditioning and modern medicine...we've got all the
leeches, spells and potions you need at the Medieval Millennium Fair.
Learn the art of cooking with turnips! Yum yum. Buy genuine
reproduction medieval artifacts, including maces, double-handed
battle swords, and one-size-fits-all chainmail. And this weekend
only...pick up an authentic mechanical Lady of the Lake and
Excalibur. It's perfect for your garden pond or swimming pool! And
learn how to rid your condo of vermin, using a penny whistle, and a
mysterious prancing German named Hans! The Medieval Millennium Fair,
every weekend at Liberty City Park."
1m. Aeris Running Shoes:
Man: "A good shoe starts from the ground up. At Aeris, we make high-
quality footwear. In fact, you can find Aeris running shoes in over
140 countries around the world. In the past, there's been some
criticism about our workers! That's why I'm here at one of the Aeris
factories so you can meet some of them...excuse me sir, do you enjoy
your job here?"
Kid: "It's fun...we get to play with knives!"
Man: "Heh, I see...is there a real sense of teamwork?"
Kid: "My friend Joey sewed his hands together!"
Man: "Wow, you're learning some real skills. How about the salary, and
Kid: "Yesterday...I made a dollar!"
Man: "You see, that's the kind of dedication we have to our employees, and
the quality of our shoes. Aeris running shoes...always
running......from something!"
1n. Fernandos New Beginings:
Fernando: "Has your marriage gone stale? Has the spark gone out of your
love life? Looking to add a little adventure to the monotony of
monogamy? Hello...I am Fernando Martinez, founder of 'Fernando's New
Beginnings,' a revolutionary new way of saving your marriage. We
understand how 2 kids and a mortgage can take the passion out of your
life. With our three-step program, you'll re-discover
Phil: "Hi, my name's Phil. I've got 3 kids, 2 cars and a mortgage. My love
life was going stale, even before my wife's car accident! Then I
called 'New Beginning!' Thanks to Fernando, I'm still married. But on
Wednesday afternoons, I meet Barbara at the motel by the turnpike."
Fernando: "See...the passion, she is back. Phil's marriage...is saved. And
his kids will have a daddy to look up to. Call 'New Beginnings'
today...cinco cinco cinco- nueve dos nueve dos". It will be a
miracle, I guarantee it! 'Fernando's New Beginnings,' we turn an
ending...into a new beginning!"
1o. Pogo The Monkey:
Female Voice: "We've got a new friend for everyone!"
Pogo: "Aauh...aauuh...auuhh!"
Female Voice: "He's got fur, and a tail, he gets in lots of trouble, but
he's a bouncy little fellow. Cos he's got springs for legs! *boing
boing* Pogo the Monkey, the best new videogame for the whole
Girl: "I love you Pogo, you bounce!"
Female Voice: "Help Pogo escape from the evil research laboratory, where
the mean old scientists genetically altered him! Uh-oh, the
pharmaceutical scientist is going to get you Pogo!"
Girl: "Here you go Pogo, have a gold coin."
Female Voice: "Good thing Pogo has a banana cannon! Those nasty scientists
deserved to die! Now get the shampoo manufacturers before they squirt
it in your eye!"
Girl: "Here you go Pogo, have a diamond!"
Female Voice: "You'll guide Pogo through tons of adventures, including
saving Timmy, who fell down the well."
Timmy: "Heeeelllp!"
Pogo: "Ooh aah ahh aah!"
Girl: "Here you go Pogo, have a big watch!"
Female Voice: "Rescue the cat from the tree with your banana cannon
Cat: "Meeeeeoww" *boooom*
Girl: "Here you go Pogo, have a fast car!"
Female Voice: "And help Pogo to his final mission...destroying the White
House with his friends and become President of the United States!"
Pogo: "Aauuhh!"
Female Voice: "Pogo the Monkey's the game kids are sure to stare at for
hours! Everyone loves Pogo! Idiot Gamer called Pogo the best spring
and simian game since Bouncing Bananas! Buy the game Pogo the Monkey
today. Right Pogo!?!"
Pogo: "Auuhh...auuhh..aauuhhh!"
Female Voice: <fast speech> "And coming soon...Pogo the Monkey card game,
Pogo the Monkey plastic dolls, Pogo the Monkey quilt covers and Pogo
the Monkey car covers. For the dad who has everything, why not a Pogo
the Monkey tie and sports jacket, for the lady in your life why not
Pogo the Monkey chocolates and hygiene products so she smells like a
real monkey? And for kids a life size living springing breathing
monkey, all available at pogothemonkey.com!" <end fast speech>
B. Contact Information
My E-mail address is: "firstname.lastname@example.com" of course without the quotes.
My AIM (AOL Instant Messanger) name is: "Mazzocchi88" once again without
the quotes. Please IM, E-mail me with anny at all suggestions/corrections.
C. Special Thanks
Special Thanks to:
To: Rock Star and DMA for making this game,
To: "PackingHeat" for some of the commercials by me using his "Chatterbox
Diolague FAQ" for some of them
To: "FaaipdeOiad14" for telling me that I missed a "Pets Overnight"
D. Legal Stuff
Copyright John Mazzocchi 2002.
This FAQ is for personal use only and may not be duplicated in anny
form without espress writen consent by the author. If you wish to
post this FAQ on a website, contact the author at the E-Mail address
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