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Dear Valued Customers, Vendors and Motorcycling Friends,
After 37 years in the metal fabrication business, I have the opportunity to sell our business and am going to retire from the production side of things. I am working closely with the new business and will be taking a hiatus from Micatech for a year or so, to work on the transition, travel and recharge.
In the meantime, we are rethinking our Micatech products and manufacturing and looking at how we can better serve the market. I will be testing some new design improvements on our cases and a slick new mounting system. We are also looking for a new business partner. If you have any interest, I'd be glad to discuss.
We have some inventory on sale for a limited time only. Please see the list below and check our website or call for deals on Pilot Luggage, V-Pilots, V2 Cases, top cases, racks, roof racks, backrests, ReflectGard kits and liner bags.
We invite you all to stay in touch with us through the Micatech Facebook page also our website, www.micatech.net.
Sue and I have had a tremendous amount of fun over the past eight years with Micatech and we look forward to seeing you again in the future. Thanks for everything!
See you all out on the road!
Bob Gould
Micatech Sale Prices – Good til They're Gone
|List Price
|Sale Price
|Pilot Cases w/ hardware
|V-Pilot Cases w/ hardware [8″]
|V-Pilot Cases w/ hardware [10″]
|V-2 Cases (cases only) [8″]
|V-2 Cases (cases only) [10″]
|V-2 Cases (cases only) [8″+10″]
|Small top case
|Medium top case
|Large top case
|Medium pack rack
|Large pack rack
|Mount kit R1200GS (front)
|Mount kit R1200GS (rear)
|Mount kit R1200GSADV
|F800/F650GS pack rack
|Suzuki V-Strom 650/1000 rack
|Kaw KLR 650A or 650E rack
|Triumph Tiger 800/XC pack rack
|Liner bags small
|Liner bags large
|Roof racks
|Backrest set
|Reflectgard kits for cases
|$32 – $42
|$16 – $21
|$ 16 – $21
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Effective July 1, we will be increasing the price on our motorcycle luggage. We have kept our prices constant for many years but the increased costs for materials, labor and fuel necessitate the increase.
Our cases are of the highest quality. They are still an excellent value and priced competitively. Call before July 1 to order a set before the prices go up!
Rally Update
We'll be at the 40th Anniversary Rally of the MOA Club in Sedalia, Missouri, July 19-22. It's going to be a big one with terrific door prizes, music, and of course, shopping! Order at the BMW MOA rally and take advantage of free shipping! We will be selling our new product line, Excel Cycle Werkes, and showing all our luggage: Pilots, V-Pilots, V2s, Top Cases, Pack Racks, Backrests, Accessories and more.
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Micatech is participating in a new program called Adventure Life, in conjunction with RawHyde
and many other vendors of top motorcycle gear and accessories. We'd like to explain
a little bit about the program to you.
Many of you know that RawHyde Adventures has been running a training school for
Adventure Motorcyclists for over a decade and they have trained thousands of riders. The new
Adventure Life program and website is born out of their experiences with what's "missing" for
many Adventure Motorcyclists. The new program provides solutions to some of the
challenges of adventure riding.
Challenge #1 – A lack of community. It's really no fun to go adventure riding alone and it's much
more satisfying to share the experience with some friends. The new website gives you a way to
connect with other riders who are both accessible AND interested in adventure riding. RawHyde
and BMW have been working for two years to build these communities of riders across the
country. Click here to find more than 60 communities of riders across the
USA. These communities are not clubs, just groups of folks interested in riding and sharing the
Micatech will be starting a GS Riders of New England website to kick off our Adventure
Life riding community and will send out a notice when the website is up!
Challenge #2
– Outfitting your bike. This new website introduces you to all the companies that
RawHyde thinks does a good job of providing gear and accessories, including Micatech. You'll
also note that most of these companies are pretty small so this is sort of a "co-op site" designed
to make it easy for you to learn more about all of us.
In addition to our side cases, top cases, pack racks, liner bags and other luggage
accessories, Micatech is now offering a new line of stainless products for BMW's. The
Excel Cycle Werkes products include light bars, horn kits, Centech kits, shelves and
brackets to mount your GPS, radar detector, and other unique accessories to improve
your ride and your safety.
Challenge #3 – What to do? There are not a lot of "Adventure Specific" events being hosted
in the US. The group involved in the Adventure Life program has decided to collectively host
a series of "adventure only" events around the country. Most of these events are free and
sponsored by the companies, oriented only toward the adventure rider.
Mark your calendars for the first Micatech Fall Foliage GS Adventure ride for Saturday,
September 29th. Details to follow soon!
Please check back to the new ADV Life website
often because we're just getting started. Future
plans for the site include product reviews, blogs, a GPS track repository where you can download
great rides for free, and a whole lot more.
On behalf of Jim Hyde, the RawHyde crew and the Micatech team, thanks for checking us out!
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Come to Micatech to outfit your bike with smart accessories to improve your riding experience. Micatech is now offering Excel Cycle Werkes accessories for BMWs.
We are excited to take on this new product line of accessories which suits our production capabilities and sensibilities. Excel Cycle Werkes are clever, high caliber products with the attention to detail we appreciate.
The Excel Cycle Werkes products go the extra mile in providing all the hardware and wiring needed to make installations neat and easy. The products include cross bars and GPS mounts; light bars and mounts; shelves and brackets for GPS, satellite radios, garage door openers, radar detectors, etc; Stebel horn kits; exhaust extensions; and a "plug and play" Centech kit to power up all your installed devices. These items and others are designed for the BMW R1200GS/GSAs and some are available for the R1150GS, F800GS, R1200RT, K1200LT, K1200GT, K1200S and other models.
Tom Dowell, founder of Excel Cycle Werkes, is a machinist and craftsman who has been designing, testing and producing BMW accessories for years. Excel products help BMW adventure riders solve problems and add accessories to improve their riding experience and enhance safety.
Tom will be joining Sue and Bob Gould at the Micatech booth at the MOA rally in Sedalia, Missouri, this July. For more information about the Excel Cycle Werkes products, go to www.micatech.net or call 1-888-464-6494.
New Year – New Luggage – New Bikes
We're starting the New Year with a big resolution: New designs for new models!
We are working on a new mounting system for the Triumph Tiger800/800XC to fit the slim Micatech V-Pilots. The V-Pilots come in 8" and 10" widths.
Also look for the Micatech Pilot luggage for the Yamaha Super Tenere XT1200Z this season. Additionally, we're working on a rear Pack Rack for the Super Tenere so you can complete your adventure touring setup with aMicatech top case.
Resolve to end your search this year for the best aluminum panniers — at Micatech.
Like us on FACEBOOK for more details.
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The chipmunks are packing it in and you can, too! Get 15% savings on a Micatech Pack Rack and carry all your extra gear this fall. This versatile accessory is a rugged, aluminum luggage rack with multiple tie-down points for packing. The Pack Rack can be used as a stand-alone rack or as the platform to mount a Buy prednisone.
Pack Racks include all mounting hardware and four quarter-turn receptacles for quick installation/removal of a Micatech Top Case – if you are looking for a little extra carrying capacity this season.
All Pack Racks are finished with a black industrial powder coat that is tough, durable and attractive. Special sale price of $79.95 (regularly$95). Use Code PACKRACK when you order online and the savings will be deducted from your order. Offer valid now through Thanksgiving. Only available for these models:
- Kawasaki KLR650E '08-
- Kawasaki KLR650A '87-'07
- Suzuki DL650 V-Strom '04
- Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom '02-
- Triumph Tiger 800 & 800XC '11-
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John writes to us with a question regarding the Lasix online sales on his Zithromax china:
I love the Cases I bought from you this spring for my R1200GS. Unfortunately, a friend ran into the back of me and marred the back and side of my right Pilot Case. Is there any unusual touch up paint I should look for or will any gloss black spray can type such as Rust-oleum work. It is amazing to me that the luggage wasn't hurt because he hit me pretty hard only contacting only the right side case. I think I did a back flip from the collision but was not hurt. The case was not bent.
Yikes! Glad to hear he's OK. This is a good question that we hear from time to time. The cases are rugged and that powdercoat finish is tough, but sometimes you have a friend crash into you… Hey, it happens.
To repair a simple scratch, we suggest Rust-OLeum. Match the Rust-OLeum cap to best match the color of your cases. [Insider's Tip: For vein colored cases, look for the "Hammered" finish Rust-Oleum]. Instead of spraying it directly onto the case, spray it on to a scrap piece of cardboard and then dab it on with a paintbrush.
Looking for a more exact match? Try an auto parts stores. They typically have touch up paint for sale in small bottles.
For large areas of damage, we recommend you send us your cases. We will professionally grind down the surface and apply a fresh powdercoat finish.
Do you have a question about your Micatech Motorcycle Luggage? Contact us and let us know what's on your mind!
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Micatech is proud to announce that Pack Racks are now available for the Kawasaki KLR650E ('08-) and Triumph Tiger 800 & 800XC ('11-).
Last spring we offered a significant savings on V2 cases to celebrate the release of the new Triumph Tiger. The response was fantastic and many of you asked about adding a top case. At the time, we didn't have a Pack Rack, the critical connection piece to attach a Micatech Top Case to the motorcycle. However, thanks to a local Tiger rider, we got our hands on one of the new bikes and starting designing a new Pack Rack.
Motorcycle manufacturers don't always make it easy to design accessories. Fortunately, the folks and Triumph left the tail of the new Tiger accessible. After a few iterations we came to a design that's functional, durable and stylish. The Pack Rack compliments the sleek and rugged lines of the Tiger while adding a sturdy platform for extra storage capacity with a Buy prednisone. The Top Case is back far enough to allow two-up riding and doubles as a Neurontin quick shipment for your passenger! By the same token, we keep it as far forward as possible in order to keep the weight towards the center of the bike.
Not only did we add in plenty of places to attach bungee straps, we made them big enough for plastic tip models and ROK straps. And if you're headed out far off the beaten path, we've included an option to mount RotopaX containers for extra fuel/water storage.
In addition to the Triumph Tiger, we took a look at one of the greatest adventure bikes of all time – the Kawasaki KLR650. We have a few of the first generation (A) models around the shop but it wasn't until our friendly local KLR rider, Skip, let us borrow his new (E) model. In 2008 Kawasaki revamped their dual sport and it quickly became the bike of choice for many adventure riders. You emailed, called, and posted on our ADVrider thread that you wanted the ability to mount a Micatech Top Case onto your KLR650E. We listened and got to work.
The simple and rugged design replaces the standard KLR rear rack and adds extra tide down points, quarter-turn connectors to quickly mount a Micatech Top Case, and an option to mount Rotopax containers for extra fuel/water storage.
All Pack Racks are finished with a black colored industrial powder coat that we do right Buy lasix fedex shipping. Go to the Micatech Online Shop to order your Pack Rack today.
Summer Rally Special!
$50 off side cases + $50 off top case + free rally delivery (normally $75) = $175 in savings!
Order your Micatech luggage in advance of the rally and we'll deliver it to you at the rally for free!
BONUS OFFER: We'll provide technical assistance and loan our tools to help you install your new Micatech luggage!
The Fine Print:
For pick up at the BMW RA Rally in Chippewa Falls, WI orders must be placed by Friday June 17th.
For pick up at the BMW MOA Rally in Bloomsburg, PA orders must be placed by Friday July 8th.
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What are my savings if I'm only ordering side cases?
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$50 + FREE rally delivery
I've never been to a rally. What's it like?
Thousands of motorcyclists from all around the country come to celebrate the motorcycle lifestyle! Start your morning with a cup of coffee before and then head out for a solo ride or join a group ride through the spectacular countryside. Head back to the rally grounds for some lunch and a stroll through "Vendor Alley" where you'll see all the latest high quality motorcycle gear and accessories from hundreds of vendors. After you've done your shopping, sit in one of the many amazing presentations before eating some delicious BBQ with your new friends. After the sun goes down, enjoy a cold beer while listening to live music. Finish off with some chit-chat around the campfire and the rest up for another fun day tomorrow! Click these links to learn more about the RA rally and the MOA rally.
Do I need to ride a BMW to attend the BMW RA and MOA rallies?
No! All bikes are welcome! Whether you ride a street bike, a dual sport, a tourer, or even a moped, you'll have fun at the rally.
Will you install the product for me?
We're a 2 person team and although we'd love to install it for you we simply won't have the time at the rally. However, since we've done hundreds of installs we know a thing or two about making it go smoothly. We'll provide you with printed installation instructions, lend you our tools and will be close by to help answer any questions you might have.
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Wanted to let you know how much I am enjoying my new pilot cases. After having a set of Jesse bags on my prior GS I knew that this time around I wanted something different as I was always struggling with getting things out without unloading everything from the top. Your cases have more than solved that problem and the build quality and mounting system is absolutely the best of any bags I have seen.
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Closet organizers are some of the little things that make the world go round. After all, how would the world function without certain integral things being in the right place at the right time? How many buses have you missed because you had to change a wrinkled tie? How many times were you late to work because you couldn't find your other shoe? How many meals went awry because the ingredient, pot or dish was nowhere to be found? Bedroom, bathroom, kitchen and home closet organizers can alleviate each on of these common occurrences and more. From pant racks to blind corner cabinets, Rev-a-Shelf will have your world running smoothly once again.
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|Oracle Workflow Administrator's Guide
Release 2.6.3
Part Number B10283-02
Partitioning addresses key issues in supporting very large tables and indexes by letting you decompose them into smaller and more manageable pieces called partitions. SQL queries and DML statements do not need to be modified in order to access partitioned tables. However, once partitions are defined, DDL statements can access and manipulate individual partitions rather than entire tables or indexes. In this way, partitioning can simplify the manageability of large database objects. Also, partitioning is entirely transparent to applications.
You can optionally run a script to partition certain Workflow tables that store runtime status data. For the version of Oracle Workflow embedded in Oracle Applications, the script is called wfupartb.sql; for the standalone version of Oracle Workflow, the script is called wfupart.sql. This step is highly recommended for performance gain.
The script partitions four Workflow tables and recreates the associated indexes. The following table shows the Workflow tables and indexes on which the script runs.
|WF_ITEM_ACTIVITY_STATUSES_PK, WF_ITEM_ACTIVITY_STATUSES_N1, and WF_ITEM_ACTIVITY_STATUSES_N2
|WF_ITEM_ACTIVITY_STATUSES_H_N1 and WF_ITEM_ACTIVITY_STATUSES_H_N2
|WF_ITEMS_PK, WF_ITEMS_N1, WF_ITEMS_N2, and WF_ITEMS_N3
Before running the partitioning script, you should back up these four tables so that you can restore them in case the script fails.
To run the script, you must have sufficient free space on the table and index tablespaces. During the creation of the partitioned tables, the script requires slightly more diskspace than the underlying tables, in the same tablespace where the underlying tables are located. Similarly, sufficient free space is required for the index tablespace.
Additionally, you should allow sufficient time for the script to run. The amount of time needed depends on the amount of data in the tables. When the tables already contain existing data, such as after an upgrade from a previous release, the script requires more time than it does when the tables are empty, such as after a fresh installation of Oracle Workflow. To minimize the time required, run the script as early as possible in your setup process.
Attention: If you are running the partitioning script through Oracle Net Services, then you must set the TWO_TASK variable before you begin.
For Oracle Workflow embedded in Oracle Applications, the wfupartb.sql script is located in the admin/sql subdirectory under $FND_TOP. Use the script as follows:
sqlplus <apps_user>/<apps_passwd> @wfupartb <fnd_user>
<fnd_passwd> <apps_user> <apps_passwd>
For example:
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For standalone Oracle Workflow, the wfupart.sql script is located in the wf/admin/sql subdirectory in your Oracle Home. Use the script as follows:
sqlplus <wf_user>/<wf_passwd> @wfupart <wf_user> <wf_passwd>
For example:
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If the partitioning script fails, you must perform any necessary cleanup manually. Since the script's operations are DDL operations running in nologging mode, rollback is not possible.
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What you need to know
For ballpark estimates on your car insurance rates, or to find out how, why or how much your car insurance will go up or down after a ticket or a change of address, we have several helpful articles and car insurance calculators.
CarInsurance.com's average car insurance rates tool provides average auto insurance rates for nearly every ZIP code in the U.S. It allows motorists to explore comparative rates within their own city or across the nation.
The "How much car insurance do I need?" tool can suggest what level of coverage is best for you, based on your age, the state you live in, your car's model year, whether you own or finance your car, and whether you own or rent your home.
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But you may simply be looking ahead to a new car, a marriage or a move across town and wonder about the consequences. We advise that you check car insurance rate quotes before making life changes, so you'll be aware of how your premium may change and can budget for it appropriately, or switch to a provider that offers a better price given your new situation.
Below are answers to some of the most common questions about the factors affecting your car insurance rate.
How much does my age affect my car insurance rates?
Auto insurers penalize inexperience rather than age. Of course, the vast majority of inexperienced drivers are teenagers. Rates for 16-year-olds can double or even triple their parents' car insurance annual premiums.
The less experienced the driver, the higher the rates. Among drivers with clean records and no accidents, no other factor changes rates more.
Statistically, inexperienced drivers crash – a lot – and so they are the riskiest category of drivers to insure. Car insurance rates reflect this high risk.
The inexperience penalty drops slowly until about year 10. As an example, this is what the inexperience surcharge for basic bodily injury liability coverage looks like at one California car insurer during the first decade of driving:
If you keep a clean record after age 25, rates typically stay relatively stable until you become a senior driver, when crash rates go up and premiums begin to rise again.
Does my address affect what I pay for insurance?
If you live in a highly populated urban area, congestion, accidents and insurance claims are more prevalent. Living and driving in a metro area will make your rates higher than if you live in a rural area, where having an auto accident is less likely.
Car insurance companies look at factors such as the rate of stolen cars in your area, and the number of cases of vandalism, claims and fraudulent claims. All of this helps insurers discern the risk associated with insuring you and your car in that ZIP code, whether you ever have made a claim or not.
All other factors equal, your ZIP code can change your rate by hundreds of dollars.
Are some cars cheaper to insure than others? Why?
Auto insurers track which cars have the most wrecks and the worst injury records. Those factors impact the cost you pay for liability insurance -- which covers the damage you cause to others.
Insurers also know which cars are expensive to buy, expensive to repair or more easily stolen. Those factors drive up the cost of collision and comprehensive coverage, which repairs or replaces your own car.
The calculations about the risk of a certain car are made independently. For example, if you are an inexperienced driver in a car with a poor claims record, you are penalized twice. A more mature driver in the same car would pay a surcharge for the car, but not one for inexperience.
Insurers can also choose not to cover certain types or brands of cars. For example, some won't insure a lifted pickup truck, a kit car or certain exotic cars.
How does my marital status affect my car insurance rate?
Married couples have been found to have fewer accidents and claims than single drivers do.
Rates can be from 5 percent to 15 percent lower for married couples just because of their marital status. But there are also other discounts married couples can look forward to when they combine their policies, such as a multicar discount, or a multipolicy discount if they have a renters or homeowners policy with the same insurer.
An insurer considers you single if you have never been married, or are widowed or divorced.
How much does my driving record impact my car insurance rate?
Your driving record is paramount to your car insurance company. Safe drivers get a discount from standard rates for keeping a clean driving record. On the flip side, individuals who have a moving violation (speeding or a DUI, for example) or an accident on their motor vehicle record are more of a risk and can face a surcharge on top of standard rates.
If you have enough violations or accidents, you can become uninsurable according to some car insurance companies' underwriting rules. For example, some insurers reject anyone with four or more chargeable accidents in three years, or more than three DUIs in seven years, or more than 15 points on the driver's motor vehicle record.
In general, a minor violation such as a speeding ticket can boost your rates 20 percent to 40 percent. You may not be surcharged for the actual ticket, but will lose your good-driver discount. If you have a major violation like a DUI, your rates can go up 100 percent or more. The more risk you appear to be to your auto insurer, the more you will pay.
How much does my commute matter?
You car's annual mileage is a rating factor for many car insurance companies. The less you drive, the less risk you have of being in an accident. Also, how far you drive for your commute lets the insurer know what kind of risk you are during the congested, high-risk hours.
Your insurer can also use the length of your commute to determine if you head into a metro area from your rural or suburban home. If you live outside of Los Angeles, but your commute is 30 miles, your insurer can predict that although your local area is low-risk, your commute into the heart of a very populated metropolitan area pushes your risk factor much higher.
Why should my credit history count?
Insurance companies routinely check your credit rating as part of your application process, except in California, Massachusetts and Hawaii, where state law prohibits credit from being a pricing factor.
Credit scores help the insurance companies assess the risk level of a potential customer. Research has shown that those with lower credit scores (typically under 600) are more likely to file claims, file exaggerated claims, or even commit insurance fraud.
Those with low scores may face a surcharge. Rates for those with higher scores are typically unaffected.
Your credit score can also affect how an insurance company allows you to pay for your policy, since statistics show that people with lower credit scores are more likely to miss a payment. Customers with very poor credit scores may be required to pay the entire premium for a six-month policy up front. Customers with low credit scores sometimes won't qualify for monthly billing, or they may need to pay a large percentage of the policy up front and the remainder monthly.
Are some types of coverage more expensive?
There are several types of car insurance. The more coverage you get, the more you will pay. If you get a bare-bones liability policy that covers only what the state requires, your car insurance costs are going to be less than if you bought coverage that would repair your own car, too.
Liability coverage tends to cost more because the amount the insurance company risks is higher. Coverage for collision and comprehensive insurance is limited by the replacement cost of the car itself. But medical bills and multiple-car accidents could push a liability claim into the hundreds of thousands of dollars.
If you don't have enough liability coverage, you could be sued for the difference by anyone you injure.
Comprehensive and collision damage is affected by the deductible you choose. The higher the deductible, the less the insurance company will have to pay -- and the lower your rates.
Medical coverage, such as uninsured motorist bodily injury, medical payments or personal injury protection (PIP), will cause your rates to go up. Without some kind of medical coverage, if you don't have health insurance elsewhere, you might not be able to pay for treatment if you are injured in an accident you caused.
Is there any difference between insurance companies?
Insurance companies must follow state laws, but within those laws they price coverage based on their own underwriting rules and guidelines. One insurance company may look at your driving record for five years, another only for three. The surcharge for a speeding ticket may raise your insurance by 10 percent with one carrier but only 5 percent with another.
You should shop around and get quotes from several carriers. Make sure you are comparing apples to apples -- the same coverages with each insurer -- and check the reliability and financial stability of the insurance carrier.
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Oscar's leading role thrills Jose
Jose Mourinho lauded the work ethic of Oscar after the Brazilian's free-kick earned a FA Cup fourth-round victory over Stoke on his manager's 51st birthday.
Oscar's stunning set-piece set up a mouthwatering fifth-round tie at Manchester City for the Blues, who have won the trophy in four of the last seven seasons. City beat them in last season's semi-final.
Mourinho, whose most recent trophy for Chelsea was the 2007 FA Cup, believes his team deserved to win more handsomely than 1-0 after Oscar and Andre Schurrle also struck the goal frame.
"The free-kick obviously made us happy," Mourinho said.
"It's always good when you see a player that, after the normal training session, dedicates some minutes every day to train a specific thing. To score a beautiful goal was good.
"It's a bit of a contradiction because we played so well and you win with a free-kick. When you play so well you win by scoring some amazing goals in free play.
"The 1-0 doesn't reflect the quality of our game and the dominance of our game.
"We hit the post twice. (Stoke goalkeeper Asmir) Begovic again showed how good he is. The boys played really well.
"We controlled the game since minute one and I'm happy not just with the victory, but also the performance."
It was a win which allowed Mourinho to enjoy his birthday dinner with his wife and two children.
He said: "One thing now is to have a dinner where I don't have to pretend that I'm happy; it's better to have a dinner where I'm happy."
Oscar is Mourinho's chosen playmaker, something which saw Juan Mata marginalised and move to Manchester United.
Mourinho sanctioned the deal with a heavy heart as Mata, Chelsea's player of the year in each of the last two seasons, was unable to satisfy his demands to track back in defence.
The Portuguese, who read Mata's departing open letter to Chelsea fans, said: "I feel sorry that I didn't make him happy, but football is football and I build a team around Oscar in that position and on the sides the other people is doing very, very well.
"Juan is not comfortable on the sides. He tried very hard and he did very well in some matches playing on the sides, but it's not his natural habitat.
"So when a club like Man United comes and for sure they told him he's going to play in his favourite position and he wants to go, he goes."
Eden Hazard is another whose performances have impressed Mourinho.
The Belgian again performed well despite close attention from Stoke.
"Some other clubs, not just in England, especially not in England, they cry a lot with the (lack of) protection of their big players," Mourinho said.
"I don't want to cry, because it's not my nature, it's not Chelsea's nature. But, because Eden is small but a very strong boy and resists a lot and doesn't like to dive and doesn't like to be on the floor, opponents are coming very, very strong on him.
"Today (referee) Mr (Chris) Foy was just a little bit late to give the yellow card to (Geoff) Cameron. It was on the third tackle.
"But he gave the yellow card and after the yellow card the situation was different. After that Cameron played a normal game."
The reassuring presence of the re-signed Nemanja Matic in midfield allowed the attacking players to flourish.
"The team flies when somebody makes it so simple," Mourinho said.
"He was very comfortable on the pitch. He stole lots of balls and his pass was always quality."
Stoke manager Mark Hughes was magnanimous in defeat.
"Overall Chelsea on the day deserve to go through, but I was pleased we were very much in the game right till the end," Hughes said.
"It was a fantastic strike (by Oscar), but we were a little bit disappointed with the initial award of the free-kick; we felt it was a challenge that didn't merit a free-kick. There was very little contact.
"But you have to hold your hands up when a player produces a little bit of quality like Oscar did.
"You have to get a little bit of luck when you come to places like Stamford Bridge and maybe we didn't force the issue enough to change things in our direction.
"You're never happy to go out of a cup competition, but in terms of performance I'm reasonably pleased."
Stoke play Sunderland on Wednesday and could have Peter Odemwingie in the squad, with Hughes expecting a swap deal which will see Kenwyne Jones go to Cardiff to be completed on Monday.


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Linux Mint 12 Revives Classic GNOME Desktop
The week of Thanksgiving in the United States was a shorter week for some, but that didn't slow the progress of Linux. This past week, Linux Mint 12 was officially released, providing those that don't want GNOME Shell or Ubuntu Unity with an alternative take on a modern GNOME Linux desktop. As Mint freshened the Linux desktop, developers continued to push forward on KDE and the Linux kernel.
1. Linux Mint 12
Thanks to Ubuntu's controversial Unity interface, Linux Mint has been rising in popularity. This past week, Linux Mint 12 was officially released with a mix of both old and new technologies.
Among the reasons for the popularity of Linux Mint is that it offers users a classic GNOME 2.x experience on top of a modern GNOME 3 style infrastructure.
"MGSE (Mint Gnome Shell Extensions) is a desktop layer on top of Gnome 3 that makes it possible for you to use Gnome 3 in a traditional way," the Linux Mint 12 'What's New' page states. "You can disable all components within MGSE to get a pure Gnome 3 experience, or you can enable all of them to get a Gnome 3 desktop that is similar to what you've been using before."
For those who want even less to do with GNOME 3, Linux Mint 12 includes MATE, the GNOME 2.x fork. In either case, Linux Mint is doing what Ubuntu, Fedora and openSUSE are not, namely giving users the choice to have a traditional, albeit updated, GNOME desktop.
The other big change in Linux Mint 12 is something no other Linux desktop does; Linux Mint uses the DuckDuckGo search engine by default.
"Similar to Linux, it comes with a learning curve," Linux Mint founder Clement Lefebvre wrote in a blog post about DuckDuckGo. "You can use it easily, but you'll need to go through a bit of reading to understand its power and how to make the most of it. Of course, if you'd rather use what you're familiar with, we made it easy for you to switch away and add other search engines in Linux Mint."
The choice to go with DuckDuckGo also brings a new revenue source to Linux Mint. Income generated by Linux Mint users will be shared with the Linux Mint project. The model of having a search engine helping to fund an open source effort is not a new one; Mozilla's Firefox generates the bulk of its revenues from a search partnership with Google.
2. KDE 4.8 Hits Beta 1
While GNOME users continue to agonize over changes to GNOME 3, KDE is moving forward on its own next-generation desktop.
KDE 4.8 beta 1 was released last week, providing incremental improvements to the KDE desktop. Among the big changes in KDE 4.8 is the Dolphin 2.0 file manager, which is getting performance and feature enhancements.
3. Linux Kernel 3.2 Development Continues
Thanksgiving didn't slow down development of the new Linux 3.2 kernel. Just ahead of the holiday, Linus Torvalds unveiled the third release candidate for Linux 3.2 providing driver and architecture updates.
4. Stable Kernel Updates
While Linus Torvalds pushes forward the bleeding edge of Linux development, kernel developers also pushed out new stable Linux kernels this past week.
On the 2.6.x kernel, Greg Kroah-Hartman released the Linux 184.108.40.206 update. The 2.6.32 kernel was first released in December 2009.
On the 3.x side, the 3.0.12 kernels as well as the 3.1.4 kernels have been released by Kroah-Hartman, providing stability and bug fixes.
5. Android's Security Charlatan
There seems to be no shortage of researchers and security vendors claiming Android malware and insecurity is on the rise. Should you be worried?
Earlier this month, Google's Open Source Chief, Chris DiBona lashed out at critics of Android's security issues.
"No Linux desktop has a real virus problem," DiBona wrote in a Google+ posting. "Yes, virus companies are playing on your fears to try to sell you bs protection software for Android, RIM and IOS. They are charlatans and scammers. If you work for a company selling virus protection for android, rim or IOS you should be ashamed of yourself."
Sean Michael Kerner is a senior editor at InternetNews.com, the news service of Internet.com, the network for technology professionals.


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Babylon Client Removal Instructions
If you would like to uninstall the Babylon client, the first thing you will need to do is make sure that the program is not running.
Once you have exited out of Babylon, click on the Start Menu, the windows icon usually located on the bottom of the page. Click once on Control Panel, which is located on the right hand side of the Start Menu.
From the Control Panel under Programs select Uninstall a Program (in Windows XP this is called Add or Remove programs).
Locate Babylon in the list of installed applications.
Click once on the name of the program and then click on Remove or Uninstall. This will start the Uninstall Wizard.
When the uninstall wizard is finished, restart your computer to complete the process.
To remove Babylon from Mac
To remove Babylon from Mac simply drag the Babylon icon from your desktop, and from the application folder, to the trash.


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Any time of the day or night, every day of the year HealthLink BC provides access to non-emergency health information and advice in British Columbia. Information and advice is available by telephone, a website, a mobile app, and a collection of print resources, including the BC HealthGuide Handbook.
Not only is our website available any time of the day or night, every day of the year, it can be accessed from many different types of devices. Our website will automatically reformat to fit the size of whatever screen you are using. You can access health information from your smartphone, tablet, laptop or desktop computer.
Through our programs and services, you can get the information you need to make healthy decisions for yourself and those you care for, wherever and whenever you want it.
HealthLink BC brought together some of British Columbia's most trusted and recognized health information services including: the BC HealthGuide, BC HealthFiles, BC NurseLine, Pharmacist Services, Dial-a-Dietitian, and the Physical Activity Line (PAL) - and expanded these with an online and by-phone navigation service to help you find the health resources and facilities you need, closest to where you live.
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Hindi movies have a profusion of slaps and that tends to reduce the impact over a period of time. Hence, it would be good to look at some of the iconic ones.
So - here goes - in no particular order, a quick list (of which I have managed to dig out the videos of most *clap clap*):
Lage Raho Munnabhai
In a bid to get Atmaram's son to attend his birthday, Munna walks into the son's office and tries to convince him vinamrata se baat karkey. But Vinamrata is a very useless person and usse baat karke koi faydaa toh hota nahin. In fact, the prodigal son threatens to get into fisticuffs since he was a boxing champion. And that's when Munna announces that he is a Lafaa Champion. And proceeds to prove his credentials by slapping the guy to an inch from death.
Mothers and fathers have slapped children quite indiscriminately, especially when caught eloping. But a son slapping a mother is quite unheard of, really!
Aruna Irani - after a lifetime of sucking Anil Kapoor's lifeblood - has a change of heart when Anil lay dying after she poisoned him. She asks her own son to give up the property as her stepson Anil is the rightful owner. Her own son - drunk on impending richness - refuses and when things get ugly, he slaps her. Probably for the time in Hindi cinema, something like this had happened.
And continues to slap her while Aruna Irani screams her lungs out, calling for Anil. You know the rest, right?
In the Subhash Ghai multi-starrer of generational enmities, violence was not uncommon and slaps a little less so.
Nevertheless, Raaj Kumar proceeded to slap Amrish Puri with a satisfying crackling sound (for suggesting Raaj's grand-daughter marry a jerk)! And in a triumph of film editing, Amrish Puri's face almost came apart in a series of cuts.
Never able to explain these in words. See the scene.
Jo Jeeta Wohi Sikandar
JJWS showed college life with a perfect balance of realism and style. And nothing was better depicted than the poor-boy-masquerading-as-rich-boy charade. And when the whole drama fell apart, Pooja Bedi and Aamir Khan had a fight in which both were found guilty of lying to each other. And when Pooja called Aamir a sham, he called her a 'bloody gold-digger' (which eventually went to become a catch-phrase in our college days). And in retaliation, Pooja Bedi gave Aamir Khan ONE TIGHT SLAP!
Immediately afterwards, Kulbhushan Kharbanda joined in when he discovered his younger son was siphoning off his hard-earned cash and Aamir was given the same - once more!
Incidentally, Aamir pretends he is from the multi-billionaire Thapar family and is referred to as 'Thapar ka beta'!
Yash Chopra's best film had a veneer of style lesser filmmakers can only aspire for. And in the only scene of marginal violence, the style saved the day.
Sridevi's haveli is about to be usurped by his evil cousins who have won a court battle. In order to have her wedding pass off peacefully, Anil Kapoor starts to negotiate a later date for the occupation. The cousin turns out to be a complete jerk and Anil slaps him.
When asked to name his price for delaying the haveli occupation, he says - "chhe din ka chhe lakh. Aur iss thappad ka ek lakh."
Anil Kapoor walks up to him, slaps him thrice, turns to his munimji and says, "inhe 10 lakh ka cheque de dijiye."
What can I say about this scene that has not been said already? It is a thirty-year old film and yet the echo of the slap reverberates in the corridors of our memories.
Iss thappad ki goonj...
In a brilliant but under-rated film, Amitabh Bachchan is pitted against super-criminal Ajay Devgan and in a pre-climax encounter, AB manages to slap Devgan despite being cornered. Ajay has him and his entire police team on gun-point and asks a constable to slap Amitabh, the DCP.
What happens next? Who gets hurt and who does not? Watch the scene, no?
BTW, read this post on Khakee - which points out another scene in Khakee where Tanuja (a convict's mother) slaps AB in a later scene. Amitabh probably has never been slapped so many times in a movie.
So, aap ko kaun sa thappad sabse achha laga?
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Stages of Swallowing
Safe and effective swallowing is dependent upon perfect timing of three basic stages, as well as the effective performance by many nerves and muscles involved in the process. The three stages of swallowing include:
- Oral Phase
Patients with impairment of the oral stage may experience difficulty creating a seal around a fork or spoon with their lips, chewing solid consistencies, forming chewed food into a bolus or moving the bolus to the back of the mouth.
- Pharyngeal Phase
If the pharyngeal phase is impaired, food or liquid can move into the throat before the automatic swallow is triggered, resulting in food or liquid touching the vocal folds or penetrating the vocal folds and moving into the lungs.
Common symptoms include:
- Coughing before, during or shortly after swallowing
- A choking sensation
- Shortness of breath
- Changes in voice quality after swallowing
- Repeated pneumonia
- Weight loss
- Esophageal Stage
If the esophageal stage is affected, the patient might experience heartburn, vomiting, burping or abdominal pain.


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Adobe has just released LeanPrint, an enterprise-class, software-only printing solution that dramatically reduces printing costs by using an innovative method to redo the layout of documents while printing from popular applications and browsers.
Adobe LeanPrint also lets you track print jobs and costs, and analyze paper and toner savings arising from LeanPrint usage at the document, user, and organization levels.
Here's an excerpt from an Adobe blog post:
Adobe LeanPrint is printing software that reduces costs by implementing patent-pending technologies from Adobe that automatically fine-tune formatting, colors and layout regardless of the printing device — inkjet or laser, personal or networked printer. LeanPrint provides plug-ins to common desktop applications such as Adobe Acrobat®, Adobe Reader®, Microsoft® Excel®, Microsoft Word and common browsers that typically account for the majority of printing in the enterprise and home. LeanPrint allows final output to be shown before the user sends the document to the printer ensuring visual assurance of a streamlined execution.
While other solutions aim to reduce the environmental impact by setting printing quotas or routing to a specific printer, LeanPrint takes a different approach by using less pages in Super Saver mode and providing a Toner Saver option to create smarter, less toner-heavy prints. With LeanPrint software, customers can easily choose settings to obtain a clear picture of the savings for each print job within the print preview and quantify the amount of paper and toner being used. With My Savings, savings achieved over days, months and years from within LeanPrint can be conveniently monitored and tracked, providing an incentive to save.
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- The product FAQ is here: http://www.adobe.com/products/lean-print/faq.html
- The product documentation is here: http://help.adobe.com/en_US/leanprint/using/index.html


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Like many people, the L.A. cops "End of Watch" star Michael Pena joined on ride-alongs couldn't help but get a little excited around his famous co-star, Jake Gyllenhaal.
"It was kind of funny. Everybody's like, 'Jake! Jake! Jake! What's up?,'" says Pena, 36, who grew up at 16th and California and went to Marist High School in Chicago. "And as soon as we went on patrol they were like, 'Yeah yeah, yeah, hold up a sec.' They were policing. They were super cool cops."
In "End of Watch," opening Sept. 21, viewers get a rare, intimate look at police work. The film from writer-director David Ayer (who wrote "Training Day") follows officers Taylor (Gyllenhaal) and Zavala (Pena) as they patrol a particularly dangerous part of south central L.A. The actors endured five months of training for the roles, including five-day-a-week workouts with three days of sparring and four-to-six hours of weapons training twice a week.
During the nightly ride-alongs with officers, Pena says, he saw people shot in the face and arms and a "bloody mess over here, bloody mess over there."
Pena, who still has family in Chicago, including a brother who works as a sheriff at Cook County jail, talked at the Park Hyatt about growing up in Chicago, where his bike was stolen, and how he and Jake assisted police officers.
How aware were you of violence in Chicago growing up here? I'm not sure how much was going on near you or how much you've heard about things now, but the homicide rate is up something like 37 percent over last year.
Is there a war or something going on between gangs?
There's just a lot of bad stuff all the time.
I remember I had my first bike for half an hour. I got beat up and it got taken away. It was pretty brutal.
How old were you?
Thirteen, or something like that. No, 10. I was 10 years old. The thing was, I think half of the people that live there are actually alive. It was pretty brutal. It depends if there's a major war between gangs. It's kind of a weird effect—one person shoots one guy, then they retaliate and they retaliate and they retaliate. It goes back and forth like ping-pong. The police have to try and stop it as best they can.
How long did you wait until you got another bike?
Oh my God, I think my dad built me a bike. [The one that was stolen] was like a Huffy, BMX bike, which were super-awesome at the time. We couldn't afford it very much. That was like my birthday present. I think he got like the body of a bike, which wasn't even really like a bike, it was like a motorcycle. So heavy, dude. And he built the fork, like welded some things and actually built the fork; it was so hard. The wheels were small. [Laughs.] I never got made fun of, though.
And no one stole it.
Nobody wanted to steal it. I could literally leave it with a bow and they're like, "Man, I ain't gonna steal that." 'Cause who's gonna sell it, dude? With the welding and stuff. Dude, nobody's going to sell it.
How did you react physically when you saw shootings during the ride-alongs? I'm sure you're trying to play it cool, but was there a moment when you jumped?
Yeah, for sure. Especially the first day of shooting. They did their gang signs, like, "Get outta here, man!" We weren't shooting on soundstages, man, that's for sure. We were shooting in the thick of it. And they were beeping and trying to get us out and there was a loud pop. And all of us, including the real policemen, went for our weapons. I was like, "I got a fake weapon. What am I gonna do?"
You heard that off-set?
Yeah, it was literally like (pop).
Someone getting shot around the corner for real?
Yeah, yeah. But it was exhaust from a station wagon. And it was a little old lady. But we had security, we had a police officer … but the reaction that I got was an interesting wave of emotions. At first you feel apprehensive and fear and then you get in the thick of it and then actually get into some boredom because this is your 10th one and you're like, "OK, more of the same stuff, more of the same stuff," and then what kicked in is it actually started becoming really fun. And that's when I think Jake—I'm not speaking for Jake but I feel like I can—is that you actually [start] wanting good calls. If that's in your personality. And that's what kind of guys they are. You want a good call. It's called a code three, it's when lights and sirens go on, when everybody goes to the scene. You want it. It's really funny; you're like, "What is it, what is it?" "It's a gang shooting." "OK, cool, cool. Stay in the car or outside? Can we go up there?" And then we were checking things out. And Jake was really good. He actually found—we were walking by looking for suspects or whatever, and then he's like (quietly), "Do you know that there's five guys in that car right there?" They literally pulled over in an alley, turned off the light and everything was dark and they were hidden by the boards, trying not to be seen. So if someone flashed his light they won't see. There was a bunch of drugs in the car, and it was pretty brutal.
Did you ever see something the officers didn't see and you're like, "Psst, I know we're just riding along but …"?
For sure. All the time. They just want eyes. They just want to get at the good stuff. And then we found out that there's this new other criminal. There was like pimps and shit. Really weird. They're tatted with money signs and anything to do with diamonds because they're just after the money. And what they'll do is they'll follow somebody, take their correspondence, do whatever it is and then literally wipe out their bank account. Spend all their credit cards. I don't know how they do it … They have a lot of money. They protect they're women.
Now that you know how real cops behave, what's the most ridiculous thing you remember seeing in movies or TV in terms of people pretending to be cops?
Oh my God, dude, the one thing, and you see it on TV shows all the effing time, dude. We were trained that when you shoot, you have to talk to the intended target because, and you'll see this on any TV show, they're like, "Dude that's not going to happen" and then they put the muzzle toward somebody else. 'Cause your head turns and so does the gun. Like, "Dude, I swear to God." I was like, "Whoa, there's no technical advisor?" Be like, "Dude, you're pointing your gun at your partner."
I'm going to notice that all the time now.
You're going to notice that every time. That I found out it irks cops. I'm like, "Oh, great."
It seems like you and Jake really bonded from going through this experience together. How much would you recommend friends who are hanging out saying, "Hey, let's take this bond to the next level. Let's go on a ride-along"?
Dude, that would actually be, like--you mean to be romantic? Like a bromance? "Bro, you want to take it to the next level? Would you die for me, bro?" That would be something that Will Ferrell would say, "Do you want to take it to the next level, man? Do you want to be romantic? If you want this bromance to take it to the next level, let's go on a ride along. Let's do it, bro!"
That's a good idea, right?
[Laughs.] Yeah. That's an epic idea, dude. I think family members should do that. 'Cause me and my brother literally fought all the time, dude. Physically, everything. I bet you if we sat and saw the world the way it really is and we woke up to it we're like, "OK, we need to calm down." Even though we lived in a bad neighborhood—the thing is, when you live in a bad neighborhood you run away from trouble. You run away from the cops. In this instance, they are the cops and they run toward the trouble. So it's actually gnarlier than you think it is.
A situation that would most scare him if he was a cop: "I think every cop's going to say it, being in a gun fight with some perpetrators and being ambushed. Imagine from all areas. That would be the worst."
On gangs filming their activity for YouTube: "They also like to give shout-outs with bandanas or whatever so you don't really know who it is. But you're like, 'Yeah, you're an idiot because if a cop confiscates it it's got your other videos on it.'"
On a mind-blowing YouTube video: "There was one YouTube vid that I was like, 'Holy, whoa.' ... I think it was in Boston, this car was like riding along and these 10 guys I think it was, like, 'Why don't you get out of here? Yeah, your motha!' Bam! Like hitting the cars, breaking windows and stuff. And there was one car that stopped, and they were bullying all the cars. One guy comes out and beats the crap out of 10 dudes. With like a pipe. He's like 'Pow! Pow!' And they're filming it because in one street this always happens. And then there's another angle of the guy filming it and once his buddies are getting his ass kicked he runs away."
Some favorite YouTube videos: "Yeah, God, there's so many, dude. There's one that's a prank call. It's called 'Ownage.' He prank-calls Chinese restaurants and he's like (Chinese accent), 'Hello? I need to speak to somebody who speaks Chinese.' And he's like, 'Yeah, what do you want?' and he's like, 'The [bleep], baby.' [Laughs.] 'Come here, big boy.' It goes on for like seven minutes. That one's really hilarious. The one where I think he's on LSD or something and he's a lizard. 'Big balloon guy. Big balloon hands.' You haven't seen it? Epicness. That one. I watch chess videos from kingscrusher. I play chess. And he gives the best tutorials, especially to go to sleep. And then there's one, the honey badger. 'There's the honey badger running in slow motion. Thanks a lot, stupid!'"
On Lollapalooza (where I walked right past him this year after At the Drive-In performed): "Dude, I went in '92 and 2012. It was literally 20 years apart. It was my first concert, Lollapalooza, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers were playing and this one I was like, 'Man, I would love to go' and then two of my buddies were DJ'ing, Chris Masterson and Danny Masterson and they hooked it all up. Dude, I had a blast. 'Cause I go to Coachella as well. I was in a band for years, they're signed and have singles out, it's called Nico Vega. And one of them's married to the lead singer of Imagine Dragons, they're killing it right now. So I toured a bunch. I would play with people like Warpaint and Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes and like all of our friends are making it. So I'm a band guy. I was acting, but I was acting maybe like a month out of the year, and then 11 months was on the road. When 'Crash' came out the lead singer's like, 'Dude, you're going to be an actor.' I was like, 'What are you talking about? I worked on "Crash" for four days. We're good.' And then I got offers or whatever. But that was off the hook, dude. I think for me Miike Snow murdered it, dude. Killed it. That was the first time that I've ever been backstage where everyone's dancing. I think it was the song 'Animal' that really put it over the top."
What he's listening to now: "Miike Snow, Black Keys, White Stripes, Tyler The Creator, Ed Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes, Warpaint."
Guilty pleasure movie: "God, I think I'm kind of a snob to be honest with you when it comes to movies. Let me think about this. God, there's movies that I watch all the time. I'm gonna say, it's not a guilty pleasure at all but it's 'Caddyshack.' Just because Bill Murray's so epic in there. 'Kill the varmint.' He's hilarious. I'm a golfer so everything that they do is like, oh my God."
Watch Matt on "You & Me This Morning," Friday at 6:55 a.m. on WCIU, the U
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Marshall Karp is a funny guy, and a funny mystery author. His third novel, FLIPPING OUT, is now available in a reasonably priced hardcover edition.
Joe: Who are you, and why should my readers care?
Marshall: I am a cross between Everyman, Bozo the Clown, God's son by a previous marriage, the ghost of Christmas Past, and my mother's younger brother Irving, except I have a lot more hair. Your readers should care because they think you're the funniest writer on the planet and every now and then they need to read another writer just to prove that they're right. And I'm not just sucking up to you. Your readers really do worship you. I know that for a fact because I called them both.
Joe: Awesome! Did you tell my mom I need my laundry by Monday?
But on to what my blog is known for: celebrity gossip. Do you know any cool famous people? Have you ever gotten stoned with any of them and accidentally killed a tranny hooker?
Marshall: I know lots of cool famous people, and I was about to rattle off some names, when I thought, Joe's just baiting me to see if he's on the list. But the second half of that question really rattled me. Sadly, the answer is yes. Three of us were totally stoned, and despite the fact that she was the oldest hooker I ever saw, when she removed her dentures she was a virtuoso. I don't think it's fair to say we killed her. Granny was 87 years old and her heart just gave out… oops, my assistant just pointed out that you said Tranny hooker. In that case, no.
Joe: You're a former Hollywood guy. In a movie about your life, who would play me? (You can also say who would co-star as you.)
Marshall: You have a beard and since Matt Damon and Brad Pitt don't look good with facial hair, I think the best person to play you would be Rosie O Donnell. As for me, I'm thinking Travolta, but I'd have to put on some weight for the movie.
Joe: For you I was thinking George Burns, because of his comic timing, and because you both were born before the invention of the steam engine.
(Joe's note: This is where Marshall would retaliate with something witty, had I given him the chance.)
Joe: You've got a damn good author website. Besides a website, what forms of self-promotion have you found effective?
Marshall: Blog tours, free book giveaways, cold calls, accosting browsers in bookstores, stalking librarians, and being a guest on mediocre author websites.
Joe: I like that last one, but you didn't host me when I blog toured. But I hold no grudges, and would never Rick Roll you. Ever.
Now let's get to the question that everyone wants to know. You're on a island with two tribes. One always speaks the truth, and the other always lies. You come to a fork in the road, and see one of the tribesmen, but you don't know which tribe he's from. Would you try to rob him?
Marshall: That's obviously a pointed reference to the years I spent in Hollywood. It doesn't matter what tribe the guy came from. If he was an agent he'd lie to me, and if he were a producer he would pick up the fork in the road and stab me in the back with it. I'd rob the bastard blind and go home and blog about it.
Joe: Describe FLIPPING OUT in less than 20 words.
Marshall: Flipping Out is like The DaVinci Code without all that stupid Holy Grail, Mary Magdalene, Mona Lisa shit.
Joe: How'd you break into this biz?
Marshall: I knew James Patterson, pitched the book to him, and he said it sounds great. So I wrote it, he helped me find an agent, who found a publisher. Patterson gave me a great blurb, and I rode his coattails to this current high point in my career — a guest spot on Joe Konrath's website.
Joe: Use this space here to talk about whatever you want to, but I reserve the right to edit what you say and replace random nouns with the word "wiener."
Marshall: Shortly after my daughter survived being at Ground Zero on 9/11 I was searching for something positive I could contribute to the world. That's when I discovered Vitamin Angels. It was founded in 1994 by Howard Schiffer. He would ask vitamin companies to donate vitamins, and then with the help of volunteer organizations distribute them around the world where vitamins and nutrients could literally save lives. Howard did it all in his spare time. He was unpaid and had a full time day job.
I called him, and I was immediately captivated by the mission — providing basic nutrition to people in need. I told him I didn't know companies who could give away vitamins. But I knew some who might donate money. He had never thought about that, so we decided to give it a try. I was struck by a few basic facts. Millions of children go blind from a lack of Vitamin A. Half of them die. All it takes to prevent that is one megadose of Vitamin A, administered twice a year. Total cost — twenty-five cents to save one child from going blind.
And so, Operation 2020 was born — a campaign to eradicate childhood blindness on the planet by the year 2020. We found our first corporate sponsor. Then we began to attract others, and schools, and individuals, even kids willing to part with tooth fairy money to save another kid's life.
Last year Vitamin Angels reached (and saved) over 7 million children. We are operating in 40 countries. We are distributing 100 million prenatal vitamins a year. In one country our newborn initiative shows that by giving one dose of Vitamin A, two days after birth, we can reduce infant mortality by 20%.
As for me, I'm still deeply involved in the organization. And somewhere over these past eight years I wrote six words that are as meaningful to me as the 130,000 words in my first book.
Be an Angel. Save a life.
Fair warning, Joe, if you change "Be An Angel" to "Be A Wiener" you're at risk of losing one or both of your readers.
Thank you for supporting my life of crime.
Joe: Thanks for stopping by. And I didn't replace any nouns, because my readers did it themselves, in their heads. Besides, I would have changed it to: "Be an Angel. Save a Wiener."
Buy Marshall's books, and if you want to get RR'd (like he just did) go to: www.lomaxandbiggs.com.
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Alert 2005-12
Subject: Fraudulent Regulatory Agency Issuances
Date: July 19, 2005
Description: Fraudulent E-mails Attributed to Officials of the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency
Fraudulent e-mails regarding the release of funds supposedly under the control of Office of the Comptroller of the Currency (OCC) officials
To: Chief Executive Officers of All National Banks; All State Banking Authorities; Chairman, Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System; Chairman, Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation; Conference of State Bank Supervisors; Deputy Comptrollers (districts); Assistant Deputy Comptrollers; District Counsel and Examining Personnel
Please be advised that e-mails allegedly issued by the OCC regarding restricted funds supposedly under its control continue to circulate. Any e-mails or other documents claiming that the OCC is holding, or has placed a hold on, any funds for the benefit of any individual or entity are fraudulent. The OCC does not participate in the transfer of funds for, or on behalf of, individuals, business enterprises, or governmental entities. Additionally, the OCC does not establish, maintain, or control any deposit accounts for, or in the name of, any individuals, businesses, or governments.
The e-mails in question, which contain forged signatures of actual OCC officials, falsely claim that the OCC or other federal bank regulatory agency is holding payments owed by foreign governments or foreign organizations. The e-mails encourage the recipient to reply to a hyperlink (e-mail) address so that the funds can be released, warning that a delay in responding might cause the OCC to cancel the obligations due to the recipient. Of course, the hyperlink, as well as telephone and facsimile numbers contained in the e-mail, are not those of any OCC office or official.
These e-mails are originating from many sources throughout the world. They appear similar to documents referenced in previous OCC alerts. See also OCC Alerts: 2004-3, 2004-11, and 2001-5 and their attachments.
Before responding in any manner to any proposal supposedly issued by the OCC that requests personal information or personal account information, or that requires the payment of any fee in connection with the proposal, you should take steps to verify that the proposal is legitimate. At a minimum, the OCC recommends that you:
Any information regarding the subject of this or any other alert that you wish to bring to the attention of the OCC may be sent to firstname.lastname@example.com.
Brian C. McCormally


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An Israeli Air Force (IAF) "Cobra" attack helicopter crashed in the early hours Tuesday morning during a training flight, killing its two pilots.
An eyewitness saw the helicopter crash into a wheat field near Kibbutz Revadim and called emergency services. The pilots, experienced reservists on a routine flight, had not reported any problems.
IAF commander Maj.-Gen. Amir Eshel immediately launched an investigation into the incident.
This was the third aerial accident for the IAF over the past year. In January 2012, two pilots had to be rescued following technical difficulties that prevented them from safely landing their F-16 fighter jet. That same month, another F-16 sustained severe damage during takeoff.
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For the second time a hundred drummers and other performers have been accompanying the marathon racers of Turin Marathon 2011.
Here you can see Dario, a 16 years old drummer, young but seriously skilled, soloing in Piazza Adriano. He's been playing for hours until the last racers pass, while his father patiently waited for him till the end of the race, taking photos and movies.
Capital as well as cultural and business center of the Piedmont region, Turin is famous as headquarters of Fiat and Lancia, birthplace of Telecom Italia and Rai television and host of the 2006 Winter Olympics. Turin has a modern public transport infrastructure so it is easy to get to architectural sites and museums, most notably the Mole Antonelliana, which is the home of the National Cinema Museum. Home to Torino and Juventus, two historical italian football teams, the region is famous as the birth place of solid chocolate over 200 years ago. Gianduiotto is perhaps the most famous Turin chocolate currently in production.


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Party Down fans, there is finally real hope: According to series co-star Megan Mullally, a feature film continuation of the cancelled show, about Hollywood hopefuls employed by an L.A. catering company, is on its way with most of the original cast likely to return. Get more details after the jump!
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U.S. stock exchanges and one of the world's largest mutual fund companies called for greater public disclosure or elimination of obscure incentives and fees that lawmakers said favor the interests of high-speed traders over other investors.
Executives from Intercontinental Exchange Inc., owner of the New York Stock Exchange, Bats Global Markets Inc., IEX Group Inc. and Vanguard Group Inc. told the Senate's Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations that rebate fees and payments to brokers for orders should face greater regulatory scrutiny. High-frequency traders now account for about half of U.S. stock trades.
"We are seeking support for the elimination of maker-taker pricing and the use of rebates," said Thomas Farley, president of the NYSE Group. "Broad adoption of this policy would reduce the conflicts inherent in such pricing."
Senator Carl Levin, the Michigan Democrat who leads the panel, called the hearing to examine conflicts of interest embedded deep in the plumbing of equity markets that he said are leading to the erosion of investors' trust and confidence.
Competing interests
"Conflicts of interest damage investors and markets -- first, by depriving investors of the certainty that brokers are placing the interests of their clients first and foremost, and second, by feeding a growing belief that the markets are simply not fair," Levin said at the hearing.
Brad Katsuyama, president and chief executive of IEX and Robert Battalio, professor at the University of Notre Dame, told the committee that the government should consider forcing greater transparency of market data and incentives.
"There's been no attempt by the market to solve this issue," said Katsuyama, a central character in Michael Lewis's bestselling book "Flash Boys" for his efforts to limit predatory trading strategies. "Therefore the government would be very helpful in helping the industry to coordinate."
The committee, known for highly-publicized investigations of Wall Street following the 2008 credit crisis, scheduled the hearing amid increasing concern that stock markets and regulators' ability to oversee them are in need of change. The 2010 flash crash, a series of technological failures and the recent publication of "Flash Boys" have fed scrutiny of high- speed and off-exchange trading.
Trading probed
Eric Schneiderman, the New York attorney general, has subpoenaed high-speed traders including Chopper Trading LLC, Jump Trading LLC and Tower Research Capital LLC as part of a probe into automated trading, a person familiar with the matter said in April. The Securities and Exchange Commission and Commodity Futures Trading Commission are also investigating whether the traders benefit unfairly from better access to data or other incentives.
The SEC, which has been weighing changes to the structure of U.S. equity markets since 2009, is considering its most sweeping plan yet for reining in high-speed trading. The plan would increase registration of proprietary traders and disclosure by brokers and dark pools -- broker-owned venues that compete with traditional exchanges but keep orders hidden until they're completed.
SEC priority
Enforcing rules for high-frequency trading and alternative trading systems are among the SEC's priorities, Andrew Ceresney, the commission's enforcement chief, said today at a Wall Street Journal conference in Washington.
"The markets have changed a lot," he said. "Algorithmic trading is now obviously the norm in the markets. And the way markets have become much more complex and much more advanced has really focused our attention on this area."
At the hearing, Joseph Brennan, head of the global equity group at the Vanguard Group Inc., and Joseph Ratterman, chief executive of BATS, also called for greater transparency for how investors' orders are routed and executed. However, Ratterman said that banning trading incentives would cause harmful disruptions in the market and regulators can properly oversee the industry through additional transparency and enforcement actions.
"While our current equity market structure is not perfect, I believe that it is by far the fairest, most efficient and most liquid market in the world," Ratterman said.
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During a power outage, a home generator can be a good back-up solution, as long it's used safely. A back-up generator might also be a consideration during an extended power outage for someone who depends on medical life-support equipment.
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What's a tip for celebrating a holiday or milestone with your kids when your partner isn't able to be there?
Keep the kids busy! When my husband is deployed, I do my best to keep the kids as busy as possible. We get together with friends, usually spending holidays with them, and do as many activities as possible. The busier they are, the less likely they are to be sad about missing a parent. If possible, we skype or wait for a phone call, but I don't get their hopes up and keep it a surprise, just in case it falls through.


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ROCHESTER-DOVER — The third quarter real estate figures for Strafford County contain mostly good news, but not entirely so, according to Registrar of Deeds Leo Lessard.
"I am encouraged by the numbers. The real estate transfer tax (RTT) has done half a million dollars more than this time last year," said Lessard speaking about the nine-month period ended Sept. 30.
For the first nine months of 2011, the RTT — the tax charged on real estate transactions — amounted to $4,577,089, and the equivalent figure this year is $5,090,956. Of this money, 96 percent goes to the state and the county retains four percent.
This increase in revenue, said Lessard, is a clear indication that there is more activity and that property prices are rising.
In the first nine months of 2012, there were 2,571 deeds recorded, compared to 2,447 for the same period last year. This represents a five percent jump, and is the third successive year of improvement.
In the first nine months of 2012, there were 3,838 mortgages recorded, compared to 3,115 for the same period last year. This is almost a 19 percent increase, and is the second successive year of growth.
"The number of mortgages recorded is heartening. It shows that some people who were not able to refinance their mortgage can now do so. The increasing value of property is helping people to refinance," said Lessard. He explained that people whose property had been "upside down" — that is the value of their home had dropped below the amount owing on their mortgage — were now getting right side up, in that the rising value of their property was, in many cases, now more than their mortgage. This allows them to refinance their mortgage at a lower rate that they had previously, and save on monthly payments.
The sky is not all blue, though.
"I am concerned at the number of foreclosures, particularly in Rochester. People who were in trouble are still in trouble," Lessard said.
There have been 278 foreclosures in the county in the first nine months of 2012, which is almost the same as this time last year. Of that number, 97 have been in Rochester, which is the highest Q3 figure since the real estate market first showed signs of decline in 2007.
The number of foreclosures in Dover, too, has also increased this year, from 36 to 47 but below the Q3 peak of 2010, when there were 59 in the first nine months.
The good news for Strafford County is that the increased real estate activity has translated into increased revenues, partly through the small slice of RTT, but also through the cost of recording documents and with the provision of photocopies. Registry of Deeds revenues for the first nine months of 2012 are at $721,897, which is over $89,000 more than this time last year.
The improving figures concur with Realtor Bill Cormier of Hourihane and Cormier's experience.
"We continue to get more activity," he said, "and it is broad-based, from mobile homes to properties in the $250,000 range. Appraisers are very busy. It's getting a bit more challenging to get a timely appraisal," said Cormier, as an indication of the busier real estate market.
"It continues to feel like a gradual upturn and our inventory continues to grow," he added.
Q3 real estate numbers show stronger demand Foreclosures still giving concern
ROCHESTER-DOVER — The third quarter real estate figures for Strafford County contain mostly good news, but not entirely so, according to Registrar of Deeds Leo Lessard.


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MIAMI, June 28 (UPI) -- Will Venable drove in a run in three separate trips to the plate Friday and Logan Forsythe hit a two-run homer to carry San Diego over Miami 9-2.
The Padres ended the Marlins' three-game winning streak, which had equaled their longest of the season.
Venable singled in a run in the second to tie it up and Forsythe hit his third home run of the season in the third to put the Padres in front for good. Venable added an RBI single during a three-run sixth and he had another one in the eighth.
Venable and Forsythe both had three hits as part of San Diego's total of 15.
Edinson Volquez (6-6) turned in a six-inning performance to get the victory. He allowed two runs on seven hits with eight strikeouts. The Padres had lost two straight.
Ricky Nolasco (4-8) was touched for five runs on 11 hits in five frames to suffer the loss.