text: 2017-18 Sunset Parent Survey Please take a few minutes to give us your feedback on how we are doing at Sunset School. Thank you for taking the time to provide us with this helpful information as we plan for next year. Question Title * Is the school environment at Sunset safe, respectful and culturally inclusive for you and your student? Yes No Comments: Question Title * There are several opportunities for family involvement at Sunset. Have you participated or do you plan to participate in any of the following this year? Classroom Volunteer Parent/Teacher Conferences Back to School Night/Open House Family Art Night Family Game Night Read Across America Day Sunset Sports Events School Site Council Classroom Field Trips Lunch with your child at school Book Faire Class Parties School Assemblies/Character Awards Band/Choir Concert Sunset Student Art Show Career Information Night for Seventh Graders "I Am" exhibit at Coos Art Museum Family Science & Literacy Night Other (please specify) Question Title * List suggestions for future activities you would like to see at Sunset: Question Title * On what device does your student have Internet access at home? Personal computer Laptop Tablet Smart Phone No internet access Other (please specify) Question Title * How often do you use email at home? Daily Weekly Rarely Not at all Question Title * What is the best way for your child's teacher to communicate with you? Email Text Phone call Note sent home Parent conference Other (please specify) Question Title * Have you accessed any of these programs from our school web-site? Parent Vue/Student Vue IXL iReady NitroType Spelling City.com Classroom Website Classroom Dojo MobyMax Other (please specify) Question Title * Are you aware of our Academic-Behavior-Support program at Sunset (a.k.a. "Porpoise Port")? Yes No Question Title * The ABS/Porpoise Port is an intervention designed to support students academically and behaviorally who might need to temporarily be out of the classroom. How often has your student used this intervention this year? Never Sometimes Frequently Don't Know Comments/Suggestions: Question Title * We are considering providing an additional academic support program for students next year before or after school. Would you use such a a program? Yes No Comments: Question Title * What kind of academic support would be most helpful to your family? Reading Writing Math Social Studies Science Computer Research/Internet Access Other (please specify) Question Title * My student is a ________ grader. (Please check all that apply if you have more than one child at Sunset) 4th 5th 6th 7th Question Title * Are you interested in receiving more information from us? Yes No This is an anonymous survey. If you would like more information about anything regarding your student at Sunset, please comment below. Please leave your name, email, and/or phone so that we can contact you. Question Title * Do you have any other comments or suggestions that will help us in planning for next year at Sunset? Question Title * Thank you for taking the time to complete this survey. It will help us improve instruction and better meet the needs of our students and families. Done


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"It's something we've been thinking about for a long time," says Watch Dogs 2 producer Kris Young. "It's always more fun to be in a team, and the online modes we have are great, but we really wanted to expand on them. We also pay attention to what our community is saying, and it's something they've been clamoring for, so we're happy to finally make it available to everyone."
Players will be able to jump in with their friends, or use matchmaking to find other players to play with and then do whatever it is you want.
"The cops will be there. You could try to take down the Red Zones. Everything that's in the city of San Francisco will be there, so you can immediately have some fun exploring San Francisco with four people" Young says. "Then, at any time, you can launch the activities that support the 4-player Party – Bounties, Invasions, Loot Trucks, Races, Showd0wn, Man VS Machine Robot Fights, and the DedSec Virus events are all available for you to have fun with."
As the mode is more about cooperation, it will not impact anyone who plays the game competitively. As the update is landing on July 4, the game will also receive a few Independence Day offerings, including in game fireworks, for players to enjoy and celebrate America.

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Saturday, September 25, 2010
My Pledge
I just spent about an hour looking at a vegan momma's website, which, by the way, if you are on the fence about becoming a vegetarian and are lazy about taking that step, I highly discourage you from doing what I just did-otherwise you'll read the 10,000+ reasons that are good for becoming a vegetarian but feel guilty for still eating meat.
Alright, so I am pumped up! I am ready to do it! Or at least stop being so wishy washy and take a real step towards becoming vegetarian. I know that this is the right step for me-for my family-for health and ethical reasons. I become more and more positive of it the more I think and read on it. So here it is; here is my pledge: I will not buy anymore meat at stores. I'm done. One of the big things that has kept me eating meat is 1. I have some meat stored in the freezer I need to use up and 2. I keep buying really amazing deals of meat at grocery stores and thus, repeating the cycle all over. So I am done. I will not buy anymore meat at the grocery store. No matter how good a deal it is, it's no longer an option for us! Now I admit, I still do have some meat in the freezer; I have 1 lb of sausage, 1/2 lb of ground beef, a whole chicken and 2-3 pre-made, frozen meals that contain meat. I know what recipe I'm cooking with every single meat item in the freezer so hopefully in a few weeks we'll have eaten it all and since I won't buy it anymore we will be one, huge giant step towards being vegetarians. Phew! I'm doing it! I know this is going to be hard for me. Thanks to my parents, I cannot pass up a good deal (my mom just offered me a 30 year old train set-quite possibly unsafe for my son-and I was pretty iffy on wanting to take it. She said "Why wouldn't you want it? It's free." So thanks mom and dad.). But I know that I want and need this lifestyle more than I need to spend money on meat just to save money. Now that that is taken care of, I'm excited to see if I can follow through on it. (By the way-as an update, I've sort of set up Thanksgiving as the day I will finally be vegetarian. I'm not sure if that's the day I'll turn for good or if it will have been going on for a few weeks or maybe not at all, but every time I think of Thanksgiving, I sort of know in my heart of hearts, it will be meat free for me.) Wish me luck!
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- Farrah said...
Good for you. Thanksgiving seems to be a hard day to be meat-free, but maybe you are not a turkey fan. :) I admire your resolve to do what you know is best for you and your family. Good luck!
- Tennya said...
i've cut out turkey too (which is fine, since i never really liked it) so I'm a little worried about thanksgiving, but glad that our mother will having something we can both eat
- Tennya said...
no, no bacon, i really try not to. If i go out to eat and there's bits of it in a wrap or something, then i'll eat it, but never in large amounts. So yeah, just chicken, which is the last thing I'll have to give up, when that is, I don't know.
- Kelly said...
Way to make a commitment! Maybe if you work on honing your good-deal-finding-skills for non-meat items, you can bypass the tempting sales on meat. :) Good luck!


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Srinagar: Police on Monday re-arrested the incarcerated pro-freedom leader, Masarat Alam Bhat after he was bailed out by a Baramulla Court in FIR No 258/2016.
Hurriyat (G) leader and Muslim League chairman, Masarat is undergoing detention since October 2010 after he spearheaded the then people's uprising.
"The Court of Baramulla Munsif had granted bail to Masarat two days back," Muslim League legal secretary Shah Riyaz told Kashmir Reader. He added that as the bail order was admitted to the Baramulla jail authorities today where Masarat was lodged, they freed him however a police party from Baramulla came and re-arrested him.
"It was not immediately known where Masarat Alam was taken," Riyaz said.
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I was just going through several show invites and noticed how many of our artists are showing up at exhibitions in multiples. Here's a quick list:
–Mike Hagan and Max-Karl Winkler were both in Inside Out: Self Portraits at Gallery 10 in Washington, DC
–Jenny Freestone and Brad Widness both made it into the Delta National Small Prints Exhibition at Bradbury Gallery/Arkansas State University
–Tony Lazorko is in Systems Failure at the Target Gallery/Torpedo Factory in Alexandria, VA with one of next month's Director's Cut artists, Andy Kozlowski.
-Finally, both Shahla Abdi and Tony Lazorko are in the Printmaking Exhibit at Infinity Art Gallery.
Way to be productive and out there, everyone. Member artists (or fans who have also notices this trend!) -am I missing any other shows? Please post any if I did!
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I hope everyone had a great holiday weekend! I didn't have a chance to get much done this week due to the holiday and having a house full of friends and family. I have a few projects in progress that once they are finished up I will be posting. I am hoping to get some stuff done this week but for now it is time for a nap!
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Purpose:Humans and monkeys with early strabismus are known to exhibit monocular naso-temporal asymmetries in pursuit eye movements and visual tracking, similar to those found in normal neonates. To gain insight into the neural basis for these oculomotor asymmetries, we investigated the directional bias of neurons in cortical areas V1 and V2 of strabismic monkeys. Methods:Unilateral convergent misalignment was surgically induced in five infant monkeys at 4 weeks of age. The monkeys were reared in a normally lighted visual environment and behavioral testing to measure their monocular and binocular capacities were conducted between 2 and 4 years of age. Upon completion of the behavioral testing, we conducted extracellular single-unit recording experiments under anesthesia and paralysis in which we assessed the directional bias of individual V2 neurons (N=323) using a vector summation method. Results:We did not find an overabundance of V2 units preferring the temporal to nasal direction of stimulus drift. Instead, we found that the overall directional bias of V2 units was significantly reduced in strabismic monkeys compared to that in normal monkeys. These reductions were slightly larger for those units dominated by the behaviorally amblyopic eye. Comparable deficits in directional bias were also found for V1 neurons in these monkeys. Conclusion:Our results suggest that the oculomotor asymmetries in strabismic monkeys are not due to asymmetries in the directional properties of V1 or V2 neurons, but rather due to very impoverished cortical control over the brain stem nuclei that initiate eye movements.
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There is a place for technology, and a place for what is considered ""old"" or ""antique,"" as Noah knows. But Aunt Agatha buys a computer for Noah's office. That drives Kate and D.J. to the computer. When they hook up a robot called Disrupto, it sets out to control the toys.
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Wayyyy back in 2015 (it already seems so long ago, doesn't it?) we attended our last wedding of the season on Halloween. A gorgeous winery made for a stunning setting and the foliage was past peak, but still beautiful.
We got gussied up.
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As did our friends.
The bride looked beautiful.
The ceremony was short, simple, and sweet.
Afterwards, everyone wanted to pose for pictures. Especially these two.
Despite the wind, we managed to look pretty good!
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Can you believe Christmas is in just a few days! I can't believe it is already here. The holiday months always go by way too fast. But it especially hasn't felt like Christmas with the weather we have had here recently (I actually turned the AC on in my truck this past week people!). I am really looking forward to being at my parents for Christmas this year (and I'm secretly hoping that there will be snow on the ground so that we can possibly do some tubing on Saturday). But anyway... we haven't been up to too much lately. Being a stay at home mom... my life pretty much revolves around my children. I am amazed every day at the new things that Madden does and learns (some good, most bad), and how fast my little Kolten is growing. Maddens favorite things these days are talking to grandpa on his fake phone (good), throwing anything and everything he can get his hands on (bad), playing with his brother (good), getting into the pantry to get himself a snack (bad), talking back to mom and dad (also bad), and singing 'Once there was a snowman, snowman, snowman...' (good and SO cute). Kolten is still a laid back and content baby. We are still working on getting him to sleep through the night, but he has recently began eating his cereal like a champ and he loves to watch his big brother run around like a wild man.
I also have to give a quick shout out to my sister, mom, and aunt Lorayne who just this past weekend did a 10K! I am SO proud of them- they are my inspiration! Hopefully I can make a new years resolution to get in better shape and start running again (I haven't done much of anything since I completed that triathlon).
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A dad whose life was blighted by depression has been shortlisted for a national award after getting his life back on track and inspiring other people to do the same.
Glenn Moore was out of work and on benefits for two decades before he was referred to the Government's Work Programme, delivered in Northampton by public services provider A4e.
However, he is now working as a maintenance technician for a local pub and volunteering for the organisations that helped him and he has even appeared on BBC Newsnight and in The Sun to talk about his experiences.
A4e was so impressed with his dramatic transformation they nominated him for Significant Achievement of the Year in Employment Related Services Association awards.
Glenn, 58, said: "I feel proud and honoured to have been nominated and shortlisted for this award, this is an incredible and exciting journey I am on."
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Will Chris Hemsworth Be the Next Thomas Jane?
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The first tip off that Ca$h is probably going to be a terrible movie is that it's got a goddamn dollar sign in its title. The second tip off is probably Sean Bean (oh, cram it -- the guy's a B-actor and doesn't even deserve that), and the third tip-off? Well, it's starting to look like Chris Hemsworth.
Hemsworth is supposed to be the next Sam Worthington, the dude, the man. The end-all-be-all, the A-list fuck-bunny extraordinaire. He's cast as Thor; he's in Joss Whedon's Cabin in the Woods; and he's the star of the Red Dawn remake.
And he looks like a Cinemax actor. It could just be that he's working with a bad director here (Stephen Milburn Anderson), but the guy who once looked like a legitimate future star in Star Trek looks like the next Thomas Jane. Let's just hope that Thor isn't his The Punisher, else the Marvel franchise may crumble all to hell.
Anyway: Here's the trailer for Ca$h, and the boilerplate bullshit marketing logline is below:
CA$H is a quirky psychological thriller that explores the role money plays in a bad economy. When a struggling young couple, Sam (Chris Hemsworth) and Leslie Phelan (Victoria Profeta) find a suitcase full of cash, they think their luck will take a turn for the better-until the strange and sinister criminal Pyke Kubic (Sean Bean) arrives at their doorstep, looking to collect what he believes is rightfully his. What follows is an action-packed adventure through the streets of Chicago as the three are pulled deeper and deeper into a desperate spiral of deception and violence... All in the name of cash.
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I don't really rate October rumors, but there's a report claiming Barcelona have contacted The Griez' entourage to discuss a summer transfer what would cost 100m(his buyout). Reportedly don't want to make the same mistakes they did in the past when they passed over players who wanted to play for this club like Asensio. An investment in Griezmann is not going to affect a midfield signing.
Even if that report is not true which tend to be the case this time of the year.....the fact is that Griezmann is likely to leave Atletico in the summer for said amount. They have secured Diego Costa and would be looking reinvest that money knowing the inevitable is going to happen.
Simple question really, but I ask you take certain conditions into consideration.
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Assume we'll play with a similar system where Messi is in center so consider compatibility and experience as well.
Then consider other alternatives in the market, Timo Werner, Belotti, who would both cost in the excess of 70m themselves. Consider their suitability, current level and experience. Would it be better for Barcelona to go with a proven class player right now during Messi's last peak years or should we sign a young striker right away even if he might need 2-3 years to get to his best level?
Would it make more sense to sign Griezmann and wait to see if a young striker in La Masia like Abel Ruiz makes it, or assess the market the next 3-4 years, perhaps even wait to see if Mbappe is willing to move, or go for a young striker now?
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Local Author Seeks Oak Leaf Trail Memories
December 2, 2017
The Oak Leaf Trail circles Milwaukee County and provides a nature escape for hikers, runners, bicyclists, and even skiers. The trail is more than 100 miles long and connects major parks such as Humboldt, South Shore, Sheridan, Warnimont, and Grant via a combination of paved trails, parkways, and roadways.
The trail became known as the Oak Leaf in 1996. Many residents remember it as the "Milwaukee 76," which opened for the nation's bicentennial. It was created for bicyclists. The current trail is a multi-use trail, meaning it is now open to nonbicyclists.
To find the trail, look for the Oak Leaf Trail signs, or purchase a map from area bicycle shops for approximately $6.
Local journalist and aspiring book author Jill Maher is seeking stories from area residents, who have memories of the trail such as:
- Multiple generations (grandparents, parents, children) who ride the trail together
- Scout troops who have connections to the trail
- Couples who met or got engaged on the trail
- People who ride the entire trail each year
Maher also seeks mementos such as Milwaukee 76 signs or Milwaukee 64 patches that can be photographed. She is also seeking photos. All items will be photographed and returned to their owners.
The stories and photos will be considered for publication in a future book with the tentative title Along the Oak Leaf. Send ideas to firstname.lastname@example.com.
Maher has piloted a podcast, Along the Oak Leaf, that is available on Spotify and also at oakleaflove.com. Local musician Jon Rouse provided music for the podcast.
The site oakleaflove.com also includes gifts for people who appreciate the Oak Leaf Trail. These include letterpress prints created at Bay View Printing and they are available at South Shore Cyclery in Cudahy. A portion of the profits will be donated to the nonprofit Park People.
Maher's site also includes woodwork pieces from Woodsol by Kate. (Kate McSorley), a Bay View resident, who works in hardwoods like poplar, aspen, and oak. Her work is currently available at Tease Salon, 2222 S. Kinnickinnic Ave.
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Tributes have been paid to a Drumduff man who died suddenly while making his way home from Tyrone's clash against Dublin in the National League on Saturday evening.
Ciaran Maguire, aged 69, was an avid follower of the Red Hands and was the grandfather of star forward, Mark Bradley.
He was a former mechanic, a keen photographer and a long-distance lorry driver who travelled all over Europe, initially with the Sixmilecross firm of Kelly Freight. He later worked with Omagh District Council.
Hundreds of people packed into the Church of St Patrick in Drumduff yesterday (Wednesday) for his funeral Mass.
During his homily, the celebrant, Monsignor Colum Curry, parish priest of Beragh, said Mr Maguire's death had come as a shock, especially as it was unexpected and sudden.
"It is a huge body blow for Ciaran's family," he added.
"Whatever Ciaran did in life, he did with perfection, was always punctual and precise, tidy and particular and making sure that everything was done properly and correctly," he said.
"Ciaran had two passions in life – the first was for his wife and family and in particular his grandchildren whom he idolised. His second passion was for football, especially Killyclogher and Tyrone.
"We can only imagine, then, his deep sense of pride when he watched his grandson, Mark, playing for Killyclogher and Tyrone. In a way it seems almost appropriate that he died on his way home from Healy Park on Saturday evening after being engaged with something he loved."
Mr Maguire married his wife, Anne, in 1966 in Co Leitrim. He is survived by her, and children Angela (Bradley), Gary, Conor, Stephen, Neil and Sheenagh (McGrath), brothers, Patsy, Eamon, Noel, Kevin, Seamus, Brian and Gerry, his sister, Celine Loughran and 15 grandchildren.
Mr Maguire was pre-deceased by his brothers, Eugene, Malachy and Maurice.


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Chimney Tops Trail is a moderate day hike in Great Smoky Mountains National Park that features some of the very best views in the park. This hike is a great way to enjoy incredible views of the park in a short distance. From the summit hikers are greeted with stunning panoramic views. Take note, this trail is kid friendly, but can also be dangerous as there are some drop-offs. Keep a close eye on the little ones. There is plenty of camping available in Great Smoky Mountains National Park.
The Cherokee called Chimney Tops Duniskwalgunyi, or "forked antler", which is a reference to the mountains resemblance to deer antlers. The mountain is referenced in Cherokee tribal lore. The Road Prong Trail, which connects to Chimney Tops is an ancient trail in the smokies. This Cherokee path was commonly called Indian Gap Trail in the 18th and 19th centuries.
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….…so said Tatton Park's Lord Egerton shortly after the outbreak of the First World War when delivering a rousing recruitment speech to a packed Knutsford Town Hall.
Lord Egerton's speech is one of many discoveries exploring Tatton's First World War connections and provides the title to a new exhibition taking place in Tatton Park's mansion; "We Will See It Through": Tatton Reflects, 1914-1918.
The exhibition reflects on the conflict's impact on the people who lived and worked at Tatton Park, including the family and the estate workers who answered the call to arms.
The research has revealed surprising and poignant stories, including;
Mansion supervisor Karan Knowles said "This has been an important project to explore the impact the conflict had on those connected with Tatton".
She added "Learning about real people's war experiences provides a deeper understanding and respect of how the community responded and we hope this exhibition and Tatton's surroundings will provide the opportunity for visitors to reflect on the sacrifices made."
The exhibition includes details of the stories uncovered together with objects from Tatton's collection including Lady Egerton's Red Cross certificate, First World War magazines and poetry books. Tatton Park also has the honour of displaying the war medals and memorabilia of Tatton's footman, Percy Jones, kindly leant from his family.
Tatton's research team are continuing to gather stories and visitors will be encouraged to leave their own comments and related Tatton First World War memories to further develop the exhibition and its supporting memorial and discovery packs.
The exhibition opens in Tatton's Mansion during a special mayoral event on 4th August 2014, (the 100th anniversary of the war's outbreak which was also Maurice Egerton's 40th birthday), before opening to the public from 5th August 2104, running for the remainder of this season.
Further First World War events will be held in the mansion during the season including;
WW1 Cooking Demonstration: 9th August 2014 (1 to 5pm); an interpretive talk and demonstration about the war's impact on Tatton's food production and the contrast between a soldier's rations and what was available 'at home'. Recipes taken from the Great War cookery book will include mattress pudding, parsnip marmalade and cabbage fricassee. Visitors will also be able to see a tableau of military food including Bully Beef and biscuits.
WW1 Readings of First World War Poetry: 6th September 2014. Readings of First World War poetry and literature will take place in the mansion's library throughout the afternoon.
The Tatton Reflects events are just a few of a 4 year programme of projects and events Cheshire East Council have planned to commemorate WW1 through a 4 year programme, Cheshire East Reflects.
Mansion opening times and prices
The mansion is open to visitors in high season (until Nov 2nd) from Tuesday to Sunday. Open 1pm – 5pm, last entry 4pm (except 30 Sept to 2 Nov when open 12pm – 4pm, last entry 3pm).
Prices for single attraction entry: adult £6, child £4 (aged four to 15 years of age), family £16 (two adults and up to three children).
Totally Tatton Ticket (entry to three attractions: mansion, gardens and farm): Adult £11, child (aged four to 15) £5.50, family (two adults and up to three children) £27.50. National Trust members pay 50% entry to the farm. Park entry charge of £5 per car applies to all.
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Tatton Park is managed and financed by Cheshire East Council on behalf of the National Trust. This impressive historic estate receives in the region of 800,000 visitors every year all of whom come to enjoy its Georgian mansion, Tudor Old Hall, award- winning gardens and 1930s rare breeds farm. The 1,000-acre deer park is home to red and fallow deer and the estate also boasts speciality shops, adventure playground, restaurant, new Gardener's Cottage tea room and a year-round events programme.
The Tatton Park Vision
The `Tatton Park Vision' is the park's 5 year vision for its visitor activities and aims to substantially develop its visitor experience by increasing the attractions and activities on offer. In delivering the vision the aim is to fully realise Tatton Park's potential and present the best possible experience for its current and new visitors in order to provide new and sustainable income to help manage and conserve the historic estate into the future. By 2016/17 it is expected that over 1 million visitors a year will enjoy this experience. This will be done through a programme of investment by Cheshire East Council and the attraction of new business. More information about the vision.
Cheshire East Reflects
Cheshire East Council are embarking on a four year programme of activities, events and development programmes to commemorate the First World War for the residents of, and visitors to Cheshire East.
This collaborative programme, entitled Cheshire East Reflects, is bringing together all aspects of the Local Authority with local community groups, organisations and partners such as the Imperial War Museum North.
There will be opportunities to participate in a wide variety events and activities across the Borough and for community groups to promote their own commemorative events. www.cheshireeastreflects.com
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The Journey: Being Led By Passion And Not Results
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We all walk through life with certain passions and ambitions; they might not necessarily be about our career but they push us to work towards achieving certain goals, materializing dreams and fulfilling a desire to be the best at what's important to each of us.
This drive varies in us humans depending on the priorities we set for ourselves, and growing up, I realized that this one aspect is what makes us so beautifully distinct from one another. Some of us aspire to be the best professionals, some seek the spotlight and some wish to be the best for somebody else's sake- like a father striving to be the best dad to his children. Being a 20 something, constantly finding myself battling an existential crisis, I experienced an epiphany of sorts, an understanding that we often neglect the journey, focusing solely on the end result- that perfect picture we've painted in our heads of what life 'down the line' must look like.
Think of it and you realize how much you miss when you neglect the process and solely concentrate on a result. Your journey is a lot about embracing the unexpected surprises sprung on you -both pleasant and unpleasant- and moulding them into experiences that help you learn and evolve into a better version of yourself.
This thought process is what propels us to be better human beings, to explore dimensions and to establish ideas that take us forward as a species. In talking about the journey, take a minute today and reflect on how life passed you so swiftly that you didn't really realize you were growing and learning while trying to reach where you think you belong.
Rewind and take pleasure in what you've endured, learned and embraced to be who you are today. You might not be in your happiest place but if you're reading this, you're alive; no matter how often you take that for granted, you must acknowledge that it's a gift denied to many. Existence itself is so powerful and you hold that power to bring absolutely anything to life. Doesn't it seem like a huge responsibility? Giving life to something? It may be an idea that changes a million lives for the better, or the simple power to cheer someone up with that beautiful smile when they most need it.
This realization is what makes our journey worth living. Look around, smile and spread happiness! You don't realize how many lives you can change with that positivity you choose to nurture. So value your journey, respect your struggle, and choose to embrace your uniqueness to help society- because you matter, and no matter how low life pulls you, you'll always shoot up with a smile!
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Season 3 continues with an episode we enjoyed considerably more than the first part. And are some deep secrets being hinted at this week? Interesting… Listen to it here:
Download it here: Episode 69 The Five Faces of Darkness Part 2
Adam's Most Insane Moment was Grimlock actually eating someone's gun:
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Seriously Small Spaceships
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I have seen those on Shapeways before. Good to know that they come out as nicely as you would expect.ReplyDelete
Having been on a Trek binge lately, I'll be interested to see how your games go!Replies
I'm still a big fan of counters for Star Fleet Battles - same-hex stacking is very important and minis just don't cut it. In fact, I think they subliminally encourage players to not stack which could be quite detrimental in many situations.Delete
I'll do a better job of taking pics and documenting Saturday's game which will feature Jindarians and Kzinti. My previous couple of SFB Batreps have been "thin."
Yes, I looked at some of your previous reports and noticed the stacking. With the scale, it makes sense.Delete
For this sort of thing, I am more of a miniatures game than pure game guy myself... probably because it takes me so long to do anything, I might as well enjoy the part I am doing!
What rules are you going to use for the Cardies? I have a vague idea to run a TOS/SFB era with them, but if they slot into an existing SFB race, that would be handy.
They'll be proxies for the Jindarians. It's no where near a good fit, but the ships are pretty and they'll get the job done!Delete
For a game more akin to a tabletop wargame, these ships would be tremendous. My biggest concern is that they are very light and could tip easily. In that situation, I'd suggest gluing them to pennies for stability.
As to the stacking, you might try a mixed solution. Use the miniatures, but keep the counters handy for stacking situations.ReplyDelete
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The party continues into the caves, and comes into an area containing a statue atop a fountain, filled with a lime-green liquid. Amaira notices scoring on the bowl from the liquid, and Zorran recalls that he has seen the fluid in an alchemist's shop. Momoko determines that it is, in essence, a "bird bath of acid". The path splits in two, and Shan declares heading left.
The next room has a series of columns with a low ceiling of fine spiderwebs. Suspended in the webs are numerous gemstones, which Amaira determines are topaz. Shan jams the torch into the spiderwebs and they burn rather quickly, causing the gemstones to fall, and Momoko and Amaira each catch one as they fall, while the other two fell to the ground and shattered on the inside.
Past the spider room, the next area is a larger room with a series of transparent white gemstones in knee-high piles and a giant door at the other end of the room, complete with its own collection of levers. Amaira and Momoko determine that the crystals are salt, completely clear. Zorran starts to investigate the door while Shan starts loading up salt crystals into a sack. Zorran determines that discs on the ceiling are written in Samsaran, and the group determines that the person who wrote these don't have them as their native language: Samsaran, Cat-Folk, and Elven.
After some failed attempts, the party returns to the room with the cauldron fountain, which itself is extremely smooth: Amaira determines that this has been carved out of stone that is fully integrated with the floor. Shan lends her clay cup to Momoko to use it to scoop up any possible gems at the bottom of the bowl; unfortunately, the mage hand spell is not sufficient to stand up against the resistance of the liquid.
The party takes the right tunnel this time, and it appears to be veering off in two directions. Shan runs into something solid and sharp, which cuts her face! She appears to have run into the "knife edge" of a mirror. They decide to continue down on the left, with Shan swooping the torch in front of her. After about ten minutes, the party finds themselves back at the cauldron. Amaira gives it a try, sticking the the right, and after fifteen minutes return to the acid bath again. Momoko decides to attempt navigating on the third trip, and Shan notices this time around that the ceilings occasionally have eyes peeking through. Shan waves and greets the eyes, which gets a greeting in reply. She then asks which way we should be going, and some fingers poke out to help navigate. Amaira feels they are going in circles and proposes leaving a trail of bread crumbs.
A spider falls from the ceiling on top of Shan! She blasts it with electricity before it lands on her face. Amaira laughs at the spectacle, and Momoko throws a ray of frost in Shan's direction and knocks her on her rear end. Zorran attempts to swat the spider away and instead it climbs onto his hand, giving Shan the opportunity to squish it between her hands, followed by wiping them off on Momoko's robes.
"Better run!" comes some broken Common from above, before some clear, viscous fluid hits Amaira's hair. She decides they should head back to the acid bath. Amaira and Momoko both get rather drenched by the fluid, while Zorran and Shan avoid it. Back at the acid bath, Shan determines that it is some kind of cooking oil. Flicking some into the acid produces no reaction. While they are discussing the next move, little flaming sticks begin to fall from the ceiling. Amaira manages to avoid them, while Momoko is protected by Shan's kung fu and Zorran's scimitar. They decide to leave, but not before another round of flaming sticks fall from the ceiling. Again, Shan plucks the flaming stick from Momoko's threat, yet Zorran can not protect Amaira who catches fire (9 – 5 = 4 dmg).
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In this Wednesday, April 20, 2016, photo, smarTours tour director Pamela Boudrot, center, and local tour guide Enedis Tamayo, left, lead a group of tourists in Havana.
(Havana) -- The Obama administration has granted permission for the first U.S. airlines to start the first scheduled flights to Cuba in more than five decades _ and flights from Philadelphia to Cuba could begin in the fall.
The Department of Transportation said Friday that six airlines have been selected for routes to nine Cuban cities other than Havana. They are American, Frontier, JetBlue, Silver Airways, Southwest and Sun Country.
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You know it was unwarranted how exactly? Where you there to experience this woman's behavior?shemp wrote:I can't see why this woman would continue to press her claim, risking widespread ridicule, if she had indeed cancelled her flight. And having had a ticket cancelled by an airline without my knowledge (fortunately, they tracked down and admitted the mistake and had a seat available), I can understand how upset she was. United's explanation smells like PR bullshit.
But the true piece of shit in this is Jackson Lee for playing the race card when it was unwarranted. Even if she is innocent (which, I confess, I doubt), she has no right to publicly accuse this woman of racism, and she owes her a very public apology.
I know it might sound weird to normal reasonable people, but there are people out there that lie and use aggression to more or less gaslight the people that call them out on it. She cancels her flight for some reason, and then realizes she really needs/wants the flight, and then is the kind of person that knows that the more angry and loud she acts the more likely she will get her way.
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Summer is coming to an end and with that comes the beginning of another academic year. As I'm heading back to university in a couple of weeks I thought it was only right for me to share what things got me through Freshers last year to help those planning on going to university!
#1 Paracetamol and Ibuprofen an essential for the morning after the night before, you'll thank me later!
#2 First Aid Kit you only need the basics but accidents do happen, I was the only one in my flat who had a mini kit like this and trust me we used it a lot. Just make sure you have some plasters and maybe a tube of savlon and don't go all out you can do this on a tight budget!
#3 Cold and Flu Medicine it will be inevitable, you will get bugged down by freshers flu by the end of freshers week just have a couple of sachets of lemsip on hand! (if you can try and have a flu jab before you go to uni!)
#4 A pack of cards you'll find you'll have the best bonding moments with your flatmates over drinking games most of which revolve around a pack of cards!
#5 Alcohol! of course this isn't an essential for all but one of the things I failed on taking last year was a lot of alcohol. Try and take as much with you (drink safely kids!) as alcohol is expensive and you will go through it quickly!
#6 Emergency Funds I had a little box in my room with an emergency £20 for emergency times when your bank looks slightly empty
#7 Spare Change unfortunately you are a student now and you have to do all your washing yourself and using the on site laundrette is expensive! Our machines only took £1 coins so I had a tub full of £1 coins but some take 50ps and 20ps at other universities and its worth stocking up on change as much as possible (maybe 'borrow' some from your parents if you can, they won't notice!), you don't want to not be able to do your washing just because you don't have the change to do it.
#8 Netflix You are a student now and we are well known for spending hours (or days) in bed just watching TV aimlessly and Netflix will become your new best friend and you will get through so many TV shows on those hungover mornings.
#9 Dry Shampoo if you were like me, during freshers week I had introductory lectures all week and 9am starts after being out the night before was painful but dry shampoo was a life saver and meant I could have a bit longer in bed (you get lazier as a student as well if I hadn't mentioned it)
#10 Condoms *awkward conversation alert* I'll keep this short and sweet. Freshers is the breeding ground for all sorts of things, so just be safe, don't get pregnant. Got it? Good. Awkward conversation over.
I hope this has helped those of you who are going to university this year. I have got a freshers week survival tips post coming up in the next week or so, so make sure to look out for that!
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Tammy and now this week we're featuring 6th grade wet dream, Debra LaFave!
24-year old Debra LaFave, who is married (to a man who lost out to a 14-year old prick, literally), was arrested for nailing one of her 14-year old students and is apparently going to go with the insanity plea. Meanwhile, her 14-year old boytoy with raging hormones is actually going insane realizing that he's got to go back to 14-year old girls who will definitely not be putting out like our girl Deb (who - wait for it, it gets better - apparently did some work as some type of Lowrider model!).
For those of you young'uns out there wondering, What The Fuck!?!?! Why aren't I out there nailing the older ladies?, Jest Magazine has a helpful holiday article on how to nail your SMILF.
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Humility. Such a fun idea, isn't it? You know, not being prideful, and not boasting. It's so easy. I'm so awesome, I'm never prideful! I take lots of pride in that.
See what I mean? We're all guilty of it. When I said that, (a) I was completely joking, and (b) it is one of my biggest faults. It gets me into lots of trouble too.
Few quick points:
1) Be confident in who you are. But don't brag.
2) Be bold in who you are in Christ. But make sure that it's all about Him.
3) Be ready to tell anyone what you know about Jesus.
The third point is important. It might not sound like it has anything to do with humility but go back and read the other two points. Be humble about your relationship with God, but be bold in sharing about Him. After all, He saved you from eternal suffering.
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SARMs and Steroids: A Guide
SARMS stands for selective androgen receptor modulator. They are drugs which are similar to anabolic steroids. Some include Ostarine, andarine,
among others.
Follistatin therapy which uses steroid and the SARMs may lead to substantial muscle gains. Steroids are chemical compounds which are used to harness muscles of the body. They are mainly used by the athletes to enhance their performance. These anabolic steroids have lots dangerous effects to the health of a person. Many of these effects can be reversible while others are permanent. The body may retain its normal state after completing the cure. The lasting side effects are life-threatening and may require surgical operations to heal. These steroids can be lethal. The effects are either be physiological, physical or mental.
SARMs are the chemical compounds which offer benefits of the traditional steroids. They lead to increased testosterone, muscle mass, and bone density. They also lead to loss of fat in the body of the user. They lower the tendency of producing unwanted side effects which come along with the steroids. They harness the benefits of steroids while reducing the undesirable side effects. These SARMs increase lean muscle growth, prevent muscle loss during weight loss and cutting, and promote injury rehabilitation. The SARMs have the same effects as testosterone where they can increase libido levels. They do not lead to liver toxicity.
It is important to note that strong and big muscles need a lot of involving gym work. Genes can now be manipulated to promote muscle therapy. Gene therapy has been used to enable drugs to reach the designated organs. Several treatments are being used to treat patients with severe muscular dystrophy as well as other disorders for muscle wasting. Follistatin is one of the substances used in this therapy. It is ejected with a viral vector so that it can transport the drug to require site. Read more claims about steroids at
is an example of a SARMs which is being developed to help in the treatment of muscle disorders. Another compound under study is the codename Mk 2866. They are SARMs which have better effects on the muscles and the body as well. Bodybuilders can use the SARMs like Andrine because the other steroids have been banned from use. Sarms have positive effects on the body.
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anyways, my body is one big mass of "pamaol". for people reading this who don't know anything about the visayan dialect, the word means muscle aches, i forgot what it's called in tagalog but its the kind of body pains you get after a strenuous physical activity which your body is not used to be doing. in short kulang ako sa exercise and attempting to play tennis 2 hours a day for 2 days in a row is a surefire way to reach for the nearest ibuprofen canister. motrin is my friend right now. those little orange caplets make me mobile, lets me do the laundry and allows me to carry the groceries despite the aches and pains.
the one good thing about it is that i'm improving. i actually look like i'm playing tennis now and not some wierd kind of sport that nobody has invented yet. tunog tennis na yung paghataw ng racket ko sa bola. i could probably add some grunts and huffs and puffs here and there and it would sound like a game in the us open. sound nga lang. don't ask about the score because hannie and i don't keep score when we play. we just play for the heck of it. mapasok ko lang yung serve, ma-save ko lang yung bola, maka-ace lang ako kahit isa, happy na ako. it's not like i'm aiming for the wimbledon or whatever, i just want to have something to be busy about this summer and probably be fit in the process. wish ko lang! he he he.


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Goole Town's unbeaten start to the season was ended when they lost by four wickets at home to Bridlington in York Senior League Division One.
Casey Rudd (3-28) and Will Hall (3-37) each took three wickets and Neil Foster made 47 as the hosts were all out for 169, then Steve Janney with 68 led the visitors to only their second win.
Sewerby remain at the foot of the table after losing at Pickering by 118 runs. David Greenlay (67) and Colin Frank (62) each made half-centuries and Adrian Long finished with 4-60 in the host's total of 260/9, and that proved more than enough as the visitors were dismissed for 142. Mark Shepherd (5-14) and Ryan Boyes (4-19) doing most of the damage.
In the Beckett League Division A, Cloughton gained their first win of the season with a fine 74 run win over Wold Newton.
Cloughton's skipper Ricky Nock led from the front with 35, but Chris Malthouse's 42 not out saw Cloughton post 148/6.
Wold Newton had no answer to the guile of Pete Milner, whose fine season continued with match winning figures of 5-12 as he and Tom Watson's 3-23 dismissed the hosts for just 74.
Grindale rattled up 234 home runs for the loss of five wickets against Cayton 2nds. Liam Cousins top scored with 63 not out, along with fine contributions from Ben Jackson (48), Andy Smith (38) and Ian Cousins' 33 not out.
Paul Pennock tried to respond, making 35, but Ian Cousins claimed 4/35 and with two wickets apiece for Josh Dawson and Greg
Cousins, Cayton were bowled all out for 146.
Thornton Dale travelled to Bridlington and stay in joint second place in Division B after gaining maximum points in a comprehensive win.
The visitors batted first and a splendid 100 from Lyle King was the cornerstone of their 247 all out. Fine contributions from Mathew Todd (62) and Lee Olliver (32) built on King's innings despite the attentions of Ellliot Traves who took 3-71.
Oliver then displayed his all-round capabilities, as the former Staithes man took an excellent 7-23 to scupper any Bridlington hopes and along with Tim Hunt's 3-24, saw the home side fall for 104, Pete Bowtell making 37.
Dale share second placed with Forge Valley 2nds on 87 points. Valley's batsmen were in the runs again, with Sean Pinder hitting 132 not out and Gary Gibson (97) sharing a double century opening stand against Sewerby 2nds as they posted 265/6.
Sewerby had no answer to Valley's young attack, led by Tyler Beck. The youngster, in his first season in the 2nd XI returned superb figures of 5-19 and Sewerby were dismissed for 95, Louis Atkinson making 26.
Heslerton made a disastrous start on their own pitch against visitors Flamborough in Division C, losing their first eight wickets with only 52 runs on the board, but a solid ninth wicket partnership between opening bat Ian Dade and Jonathan Duffill added 61 runs.
Duffill was caught behind for 16 but a further 19 for the last wicket boosted the final total to 132, Dade being last man out for 79, with Luke Dixon finishing with amazing figures of 7-31 for the visitors.
Replying, Flamborough lost their first wicket at 13 but the second wicket partnership between Andy Dixon (44) and Harry Burton (59no) took the match away from Heslerton, the visitors winning the match by 7 wickets.
Chris Hodgson snapped up 4-10 as crisis club Sewerby 3rds slumped to 30 all out at home to Wold Newton 2nds.
The clifftop side have struggled for numbers this season and have only gained six points from their six league games, and Wold Newton lost only one wicket in knocking off the required runs on Saturday.


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Aug 062016
The five year anniversary of this blog is coming up in a couple weeks.
Seems like a good time to go back, look through what I've got here and pull some things together.
Stay tuned.
August 6, 2016 Reflections
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Seen on the campus of Stanford University on 2008-05-03 was the following (click on the picture for a larger version):
Now, I don't know about you, but when I think of what it takes to drive a Ferrari (anyone know what model this one is?), being handicapped isn't something that springs to mind. Handicapable, maybe, but odds are that the owner of this ride has a doctor for a friend - probably one who now has a fresh case of scotch!
I'll let you draw your own conclusions, but my opinion of people who abuse handicap tags is pretty low.
In fact, seeing this reminded me of the GooglePlane being based at Moffett Field!
Friday, May 16, 2008
CARHYPE: The Handicapped Ferrari
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Where did you hide the Indorsement button? I can't find it anywhere.
Nevermind -- I figured it out. There used to be a button in the purple ribbon, but I guess you got rid of it probably because it was consuming too much realestate.
The list of people to endorse -- can you display then alphabetically? It's difficult to find a specific member when they are all in random order.


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Prostatitis simply suggests an inflammation of the prostate gland. The signs are uneasy at best; more frequently they are incredibly excruciating as well as could also be dangerous. Signs and symptoms might consist of discomfort and also swelling in the area of the prostate, fever, cools, pain in the lower back, shedding or agonizing peeing, a have to pee frequently and also stand up in the night, oozing, tiredness and also body pains, and also pain with climaxing. Prostatitis can drastically impact the lifestyle. Rigorous activity, sports, exercise-even sitting for any length of time in a workplace, Movie Theater or at a showing off occasion could end up being as well uncomfortable to tolerate. And when it comes to sex – it's simply not an alternative. The statistics are alarming. It's estimated that over 50% of all men will certainly suffer from Prostatitis a long time in their lives. As well as exactly what's even worse is Prostatitis is no respecter old. It can strike any kind of adult male – as well as with excruciating effects.
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How to get to the HSBC UK National Cycling Centre - home of the HSBC UK | National Track Championships.
The HSBC UK National Cycling Centre is well connected by public transport and spectators are advised to use the Metrolink where possible, alighting at the Velopark stop on the Ashton line. The East Manchester Metrolink line runs from Piccadilly to Droylsden in Tameside and stops at the National Cycling Centre – Velopark station. Please visit the Metrolink website for timetables and further information.
Map available here.
By bus from Manchester City Centre
Piccadilly Gardens (Stop D) service number 216 to Sportcity - journey time 10 minutes.
Service numbers 235 and 237 also pass Sportcity. Alight at the Visitors Centre to Sportcity, and cross Alan Turing Way, to pass through the Asda Walmart car park, and cross the Stuart Street canal bridge.
By bus from Ashton under Lyne
From Ashton Bus Station - Service number 216 to Sportcity - journey time 24 minutes.
Alight opposite Asda Walmart, and cross Ashton New Road, to pass through the Asda Walmart car park, and cross the Stuart Street canal bridge.
During the championships spectators will need to use the main spectator entrance which is just past the service road to car park 10.
Spectator parking
Please note: Parking for disabled spectators on site is available but limited and will be for blue badge holders only. Disabled parking must be arranged prior to the event by emailing email@example.com.
By bike
There are covered bike sheds close to reception for visitors, but you should bring your own high security lock. If you are just visiting the cafe, bikes can be parked for short periods in reception, but still needs to be locked securely.
A footbridge crosses the Ashton canal, which is National Route 60, so there are a number of off road routes you can use, some of them only suitable in daylight hours.
Visit the Sustrans website here for your journey planner by bike. Enter the venue postcode M11 4DQ.
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Police used batons to try to push the students apart. Those they could separate, they arrested, kneeling on their bodies and pushing their heads into the ground. Those they could not separate, they pepper-sprayed directly in the face, holding these students as they did so. When students covered their eyes with their clothing, police forced open their mouths and pepper-sprayed down their throats. Several of these students were hospitalized. Others are seriously injured. One of them, forty-five minutes after being pepper-sprayed down his throat, was still coughing up blood.
Friday, November 25, 2011
Solidarity Comrades! Pepper Spray Galore
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dude, I'm liking it! You do a good job unobfuscatifying the issue.ReplyDelete
Still, I'm not convinced that this wasn't a violent suppression of speech, even though it may seem small compared to more brutal examples. I think it still reflects an un-isolated incident of police brutality in the States, though this consideration kind of distracts from the main thrust of the Occupy movement.
Also, depending on whom you ask, the occupy movement does have some concrete goals (I think it does?), though they may not be made clear by the average protest(or).
I guess it depends on what you call violent and what you call speech. I just think that the incident was minimally violent and linking arms to defend the right to have tents on campus isn't protected speech. This past week, there were people saying some pretty extreme things at the rally and at the Chancellor's town hall. I felt like the leanings of the movement were more towards a system of anarcho-communism than a more-regulated, more progressive, but still relatively free market. About 60% of the people there favored a blanket removal of all cops from campus. The English professor actually was a pretty good representation of the typical opinions: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6afNZ6tF74 . I'm not going to get into the goals of the movement, but the Tea Party was able to get its message across without instigating violence. I don't see why the other side can't do the same.ReplyDelete
There is a clear demand, and that's "Make the banks and the rich refund UC system/stop tuition hikes." The problem is that there is too much emphasis on the encampment/protest/police... this gathers attention, but on the wrong thing. Blaming the police is completely counterproductive, what they need to do is go to the core demand and make it happen without looking like stupid angry students. Legitimacy and professionalism-- petition, let voices be heard, without all the violence and childish resistance or claims like "fuck the police."ReplyDelete


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There's an official plugin (created by the Discourse-developers) which has the ability to accept answers to questions (just for designated categories).
How would it be to have such a questions-category? That would give us an unique feature
This could be awesome, when doing mapping requests and hardware questions.
Than again, who would be validating the answers?
The authors do themself. While there isn't much going on here we can have an eye on whether topics are validated.
I'm just looking for ways to add even more value to the Discourse
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Andreas Jonsson is set to move into the top 10 in the Grand Prix rankings for the first time this season in tonight's penultimate round of the World Championship series at Bydgoszcz in Poland.
Coventry's Swedish ace currently sits in 11th place on 53 points, five behind the injured Lukas Dryml, and he should leapfrog the Czech rider providing he is not outgunned by either Tomasz Bajerski, who is a further five points adrift in 12th spot, or Mikael Max, who has 44 points.
Jonsson starts in the Main Event tonight, so he is guaranteed at least five points, and with Dryml unlikely to race in the final GP in Norway in a fortnight's time, a top 10 place and automatic qualification into the 2004 GP series is now within the Swede's capabilities.
Jonsson has been troubled by both a back injury and a serious bout of concussion in recent weeks, and he is still not 100 per cent. He said: "My back is not that good, especially on heavy tracks, and my shoulder too is still causing me some problems. I need to get in the gym when the season finishes and build up my muscles in my shoulder."
Reigning champion Tony Rick-ardsson, looking to equal Ivan Mauger's record of six title wins, has 115 points and holds a narrow advantage over Nicki Pedersen (114) and Jason Crump (113). Rickardsson, currently on 997 career points, will become the first rider in GP history to scale the 1,000 point barrier in this evening's meeting.


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Well with Monday under our belts it's only four more days until the weekend, but who's counting lol?! I hope y'all had a wonderful day, mine was less then enjoyable and that is because I had a doctors appointment. I know what you're thinking "doctors aren't that bad" and it's true, he's super nice and very personable which makes him really approachable. My problem is the type of appointment it was, I had to get injections in my shoulders, neck, mid back, base of the skull, forehead, and temples :( I know it sounds like a lot and it is, but it helps my quality of life while waiting for surgery. I wouldn't wish this treatment on my worst enemy, that's because it is very very painful and I cannot wait for surgery so I never have to get them again :D My doctor speculates that I will be one of few patients he will never see again, and as much as we like each other we're okay with that.
So yesterday I told you today's post will be a recap of a friends birthday we celebrated while I was in Texas, and as the title of the post shows there will be a very unusual ingredient involved. I've talked about Dave before and would normally link you to his blog but he hasn't posted in eight months lol (finally someone worse than I haha jk), and he is also responsible for the cute little caricature of me specifically made for my blog. This last trip Dave asked if I would make his birthday cake for the celebration he invited us too, and of course I said yes but I told him I had a new recipe that I think he'd enjoy and not to mention possibly the best chocolate icing I have EVER had. I came across this recipe on Facebook (although I don't remember how) and as soon as I saw the title it had me intrigued, and now y'all ;)
Double Chocolate Cola Cake
1 can of cola (not diet)
1/2C oil (I used olive)
1/2C butter
3Tbs cocoa
2C all-purpose flour
2C sugar
1/2Tsp salt
2 large eggs
1/2C buttermilk
1Tsp baking soda
1Tsp vanilla
1) Preheat oven to 350F. In a sauce pan; mix cola, oil, butter, and cocoa and bring to a boil.
2) In another bowl combine sugar, flour, and salt.
3) Pour the boiling cola mixture over the flour mixture and beat well.
4) Add the eggs, buttermilk, baking soda, and vanilla making sure to mix well.
5) Pour the mixture into a greased and floured 13"x9" pan and bake for 20-25 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean. Remove from pan, cooling for about 10 minutes before frosting.
I did a test run and made cupcakes first, needless to say they were yummy
Superman colors for the birthday boy :)
Chocolaty Frosting
1/2C butter
3Tbs cocoa
6Tbs cream or milk
1Tsp vanilla
3 3/4C confectioners sugar
*I must apologize for the lack of pictures, I only have the final product :(*
1) In a sauce pan combine the butter, cocoa, and milk. Heat until the butter melts.
2) Beat in the remaining ingredients and spread on the cake while it's still warm.
So as I am sure you noticed this is not your typical chocolate cake recipe, this was actually the first cake I ever boiled any ingredients for. It's a really light and airy cake, which I think is caused by the carbonation in the cola. It's not too sweet but it's very chocolaty (in a good way), this is definitely a keeper and will be made again most likely for Nathan's birthday (he loves chocolate cake). The frosting is soooo good, I couldn't believe how delicious it was as I have made other chocolate icing before. Needless to say these two recipes take the cake, see what I did there lol?
Well I am slowly getting through my back logged recipes that need to be posted, and I am really excited for the next few posts. Why you may ask, well I am finally up to my fourth of July treats and I am really proud of one. That one recipe forced me out of my comfort zone and to try something new, and I am proud to say it was a success but I will not be supplying clues to that one ;) All I will say is that if you're afraid to try something new do it anyways, you'll thank yourself later. Until next time........................
Stay sweet,
Jennifer xoxoxo


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Every year we have new actors entering the Bollywood brigade to prove
their acting mettle. Some go on to attain paramount success while others
drift into oblivion. Here is a list of the top 5 female debutantes who
surpassed all expectations!
After rolling in success in 2015
Kangana Ranaut started the new year by spending time with her family.
The actress made heads turn with her appearance outside a popular Mumbai
Hotel wearing a cute top and a skirt from Chloe. She completed her
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2015 was actress Kangana Ranaut's year. From ruling the box office with the success of Tanu weds Manu Returns to becoming the highest paid actress in Bollywood, Kangana took Bollywood by storm.Here's a list of the few standing norms of Bollywood that the actress broke in 2015.
Anil Kapoor, Jacqueline Fernandez, Deepna Sethi and Ajay Sethi
From Bollywood actors to business tycoons and from
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Anuradha and Rajiv Shukla were among the 400 guests who attended the
Urvashi Rautela at Mumbai Airport
Bollywood actress Urvashi Rautela was
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Urvashi Rautela in Goa
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National Award-winning
filmmaker Prakash Jha, who has delivered several acclaimed films like Mrityudand,
Gangaajal, Apaharan, Aarakshan and Raajneeti to name a few, got a taste
of royalty in the Pink City.
42-year old Anita P is also participating in the Mrs
Global Earth and Pride Mrs India. Prior to these, she has participated
in over six pageants in India over the last two years.
The gorgeous actress Jacqueline Fernandes was recently part of a live
holiday chat with her fans on Twitter. During the conversation she not
only engaged with her fans but also revealed some interesting tidbits
about herself. Fans asked her questions about her dream co-actor to her
alternate career choice using the #HolidayChatWithJacqueline. The
response was overwhelming and the hastag trended worldwide.
actress loves to connect with her fans on a regular basis. Here is some
interesting information she revealed during the chat.
While most of Bollywood celebrities are holidaying at the moment, Sonnalli has different plans to celebrate this new year's eve. The actress is going to be bringing in 2016 with doing what she enjoys the most i.e her work.
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Oct 22nd, 2017 by 36times
This episode contains discussion of adult situations and graphic description of a part of anatomy. Listener discretion is advised.
This week, Krista and Lilly discuss the case of Cindy Gladue and the injustice of not only her death, but what followed in the courtroom afterwards. Then, Lilly tells the story of a bank take-over that is both inconvenient and adorable.
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Short little story here to ease you into the weekend.
So we were headin' back from Orlando, trying to get back into town on time to get Heckyeahwoman to her hair appointment on time. She scheduled it at like 2 pm, and Orlando is about 2 hours away. Staying overnight in a hotel, we knew that checkout was gonna be at like 11. Staying overnight in a hotel, we knew that we were probably gonna wake up from the alarm, snooze it, and call for late checkout.
Staying overnight in a hotel, we knew that there was going to be some fucking around, and we would be running late.
Needless to say, we were running late. The dumb bitch at the Starbucks taking FOREVER to get me my 2 goddamn AMERICANOZ didn't help things.
Anyway, so we finally get on the road, and as we're heading to the first tollbooth, I grab my 75 cents and toss them in the toll-collecting basket. Sweet, all 3 quarters sailed right in. In a hurry, I pull ahead, and notice the gate didn't open for me. We wait about 20 seconds, and the gate is still not down.
Right as I'm about start punching the dashboard, Heckyeahwoman yells, "GO PUT MORE MONEY IN". OK, so I get 3 more quarters, and toss them in. Immediately I run to the car, so I can speed out of the now opening gate. Except the gates not opening.
What the fuck.
I get out again, and give a "sorry" hand gesture & smile to the cars behind me. They're getting pissed; but interestingly enough, I didn't hear a single horn during the entire ordeal. Kinda cool. After a handful of change gets violently thrown at the basket, I run back to the car so as not to miss the opening of the gate.
Heckyeahwoman is pretty pissed at this point. I'm sweating.
Finally, I run to the lady in the booth, working the change-line, and point. She gestures for me to go, and raises the gate. FUCK YEAH WE'RE OUTTA THERE.
The minute I get in the car, Heckyeahwoman, obviously flustered, asks, "Why didn't you wait for the gate to raise before pulling forward?" Kind of confused, I ask, "Wait, what?". That seems to be my standard response for any question I don't like.
She clarifies for me, implying that I caused the tollbooth to malfunction. Now seeing the error of my ways, I apologize for the tollbooth not functioning properly, as that was something I obviously wanted to have happen. It was my goal for us to be stuck in a tollbooth, watching as the line of cars grows and grows.
Understandably, she was irritated; we were running late, and we were both pretty hungry. And I was sweating.
Some words of wisdom: all you boyfriends, and future husbands out there - remember, if a piece of machinery, or anything, ever malfunctions, independent of your actions, it's your fault. You fucked up.
Friday, June 25, 2010
tollbooth meltdown
Posted by heck yeah, man at 6:39 AM
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Fricken toll plazas!
- July 6, 2010 at 11:38 PM
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The Painspotter's Guide to Broken Britain50 People to Love, Hate, Blame, Rate
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Welcome to Broken Britain! MPs are blaming 'The System' for their thieving behaviour. Bankers have burnt through more cash than President Mugabe and still been bailed out. Britain is Broke. Only one thing's going to sort this mess out - some good old-fashioned finger pointing. It's time to take revenge... Painspotting style. Let the Painspotting commence! This book is more effective than Prozac and cheaper than therapy. You may be angry, you may be mad, you may even be institutionalised, but put the baseball bat away, hang up your lynching rope, and let the Painspotting commence! 50 of the best Love them, hate them, blame them, rate them: The Painspotter's Guide to Broken Britain introduces the 50 most frightful characters you'll meet in a financial crisis, so prepare to laugh out loud at the Frightened Fat Cat, the Miserable Middle Class, the Self-help Saddo and many more.
The end of boom and bust. Acknowledgements. Let the bad times roll. The About to Retire Retiree. The Bailout Beggar. The Buy-to-Let Basket Case. The Cash Finder. The Celebrity Money Saver. The Cohabiting Divorce. The Conspicuous Consumer. The Credit Crunch Scrounger. The Deadbeat Debtor. The Desperate Estate Agent. The Disposed of Worker (previously known as Our Most Important Asset). The Downwardly Mobile. The Dubai Deserter. The Economic Rioter. The Economically Stressed. The Elusive Tax Evader. The Escaping Entrepreneur. The Ex, Expat. The Extended (to breaking point) Family. The Financial Oracle. The Frightened Fat Cat. The Good Lifer. The Gravy Train Politician. The Grumpy Undergraduate. The Humbled (but still incredibly wealthy) Bank Boss. The Irate Investor. The Living Big Loser. The Low-Bonus Banker. The Miserable Middle Class. The Newly Liberated. The No Responsibility Regulator. The Not Quite Such a Master of the Universe. The Nuevo Altruist. The Organic Food Fly-by-night. The Out of Touch Politician. The Outbound Immigrant. The Petty Thief. The Pissed-off State Pensioner. The Ponzi Schemer. The Pseudo Rich. The Relegated Rich. The Repossessed. The Savvy Squatter. The Secure Civil Servant. The Self-help Sado. The Self-righteous Tightwad. The Taxed to Death. The Unabashed Bankrupt. The Worthless Degree Holder. Afterword – The Blame Game.
ANDREW HOLMES is someone who is deeply affected by everyone around him – mainly negatively, you understand. This is a man who deliberately fills up his glass so that it's always half-empty, as it gives him something to complain about. When he is not scowling at people in the street, you will find him living in a bivouac in an ancient Hampshire forest, well away from the credit crunch. DAN WILSON is trained as a transforming robot Jedi ninja and regularly scribbles over boundaries betwixt low and high brow art. A fan of decreating remolicious words, he has won innumerable awards for nothing special and hopes to achieve inter-spatial awareness sometime soon. Dan lives with his family in a post-postmodern treehouse, and plans on retiring to the Sea of Tranquility in the 25th Century.
Unless you've been living in a cave in the Outer Hebrides, or under a stone in some ancient woodland, then you'll have witnessed first-hand the misery of this so-called 'Credit Crunch'. Recessions come and go, but this one just keeps on coming – and apart from MPs, who always seem to find new allowances to see them through, no-one is spared. Thankfully, this little book of vitriol gives you the opportunity to play the blame game and lighten your load by indulging in the phenomenon known as Painspotting. From the Gravy Train Politician to the Self-Righteous Tightwad, from the Desperate Estate Agent to the Savvy Squatter, you'll recognise many of the frightful characters you're likely to meet (and perhaps prefer to avoid) in a financial crisis. Who knows, you might even spot yourself!
MPs are blaming 'The System' for their thieving behaviour. Bankers have burnt through more cash than President Mugabe and still been bailed out. Britain is Broke. Only one thing's going to sort this mess out – some good old-fashioned finger pointing. It's time to take revenge…Painspotting style. Love them, hate them, blame them, rate them: introducing the 50 most frightful characters you'll meet in the financial crisis. This book is more effective than Prozac and cheaper than therapy. You may be angry, you may be mad, you may even be institutionalised, but put the baseball bat away, hang up your lynching rope, and let the Painspotting commence!
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