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a parish officer having various subordinate duties, as keeping order during services, waiting on the rector, etc.
Origin of beadle
before 1000; Middle English bedel, dial. (SE) variant of bidel, Old English bydel apparitor, herald (cognate with German Büttel), equivalent to bud- (weak stem of bēodan to command) + -il noun suffix
George Wells,1903–1989, U.S. biologist and educator: Nobel Prize in Medicine 1958.
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They were mostly Beadle's Dime Novels, which had a great sale at the time.In the Midst of Alarms
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As to Beadle, that I needn't say was wholly out of the question.Little Dorrit
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I roused my energies, and the next time the wily Beadle summoned me, I went.The Uncommercial Traveller
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I'll do it if the beadle follows in his cocked hat; not else.Life And Adventures Of Martin Chuzzlewit
Charles Dickens
The Beadle took first prize at the cat show held in Chicago in 1896.Concerning Cats
Helen M. Winslow
(formerly, in the Church of England) a minor parish official who acted as an usher and kept order
(in Scotland) a church official attending on the minister
Judaism a synagogue attendantSee also shammes
an official in certain British universities and other institutions
Word Origin for beadle
Old English bydel; related to Old High German butil bailiff
George Wells . 1903–89, US biologist, who shared the Nobel prize for physiology or medicine in 1958 for his work in genetics
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Old English bydel "herald, messenger from an authority, preacher," from beodan "to proclaim" (see bid). Sense of "warrant officer, tipstaff" was in late Old English; that of "petty parish officer," which has given the job a bad reputation, is from 1590s. French bédeau (Old French bedel, 12c.) is a Germanic loan-word.
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[bēd′l]George Wells 1903-1989
American biologist. He shared a 1958 Nobel Prize for discovering how genes transmit hereditary characteristics.
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Why Do Bad Things Happen To "Good" People?
In this study we explore the troubling question of how a good God can allow evil to exist, and His plan for bringing it to an end. We will also explore some of our definitions of "good" and "evil" as applied to people and the things that may happen in our lives.
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Man injured, horse killed in crash on northern Minn. highway
WILTON, Minn. -- A man was injured and a horse was killed in a Wednesday, Feb. 28, car crash in Wilton in northwest Minnesota.
According to the Beltrami County Sheriff's Office, a Ford Fusion traveling on U.S. Highway 2 at about 3:20 a.m. hit and killed the horse, which belonged to Gary Bryngelson, 82, of Wilton. The horse was on the roadway when it was struck. The Fusion's driver, Jeremy Rauch, 46, of Guthrie, was taken by ambulance to the Sanford Bemidji Emergency Room, where he was treated for non-life threatening injuries. Wilton is about 7 miles east of Bemidji on U.S. Highway 2.
The Bemidji Ambulance Service and the Minnesota Department of Transportation assisted the Beltrami County Sheriff's Office at the scene.


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Thursday, July 13, 2017
Test of Honour Painting Update
A little while ago, I finished up my Scorpion Clan (from the card game Legend of the Five Rings, or L5R) that I planned to use in Test of Honour. Another bit of a rush job, simply cuz I was tired of having them on my painting desk. As for the 2nd army, the Phoenix Clan, I pawned them off my 7 yr old daughter to finish up.... seeing as they were her's anyway. So, once again, I'm out of miniatures to paint, and I'm 100% fine with it. Anyway, here's what I finished up...
Up first, is my "Samurai Hero" that I'm running as the named character "Todashi the Dishonored", mainly because he fits the overall scheme of the Scorpion Clan. He's one of the metal promotional figures that I received when I purchased the base game from my LGS. As the Scorpion Clan in L5R are known for wearing masked, I went ahead and greenstuffed a small mask for him, which is the only modification. Overall, I'm pleased with how her turned out, with a few exceptions, mainly in the texture of the model itself. Looking closely, you see some general roughness and a few tiny pits in the model, which in my opinion loweres the quality of the model as a whole. The roughness being clear around the wrist of his sword-arm, and a few pits can be seen on his back, just below the scorpion clan mon. Honestly, I didn't notice these at first, and they only became apparent after paint was applied. It's not a huge deal, but annoying nonetheless, and gives further support for why plastic models are my preferred choice.
Next up, is the rest of the force, and I'll start with the models in the back, and move left to right. In the back-left side is the extra Samurai model to be thrown in later on. Next to him, with the flag, is the sergeant, and next to him is lone "masked man" model, taken to fill that last, single point in army list, useful for the extra token and holding an objective in the back. (hence the guard pose) Up front, are 3 groups of 3x "masked men", 2 groups armed with spears, and 1 group with katanas. I'm bringing "Masked Men" simply because it fits the theme. With the Katana armed ones, I designed them to look like an ambushing unit, squatting down, swards drawn, hiding amongst the tall grasses. Again, I did so to fit the Scorpion's theme of the being sneaky, underhanded, and dishonorable. The only downside with these guys is the lack of missile units, which I learned is something I wished I had in the army after a handful of games...
So, there you have it, my initial 15pt force for Test of Honour. I don't mind that I rushed them, and I think they turned out fine for "tabletop quality", and seeing as I'm probably ONLY going to play this game against my 7 yr old daughter, the only 2 people I have to be concerned with judging their quality is here and I. Like I said, I mainly wanted to get my desk 100% cleared off and take a break from painting minis. Now that a few weeks have passed, and I bought more glue (I was out), I may look into adding some missile units and bringing the army up to its full size, roughly about 6 more models at best. But again, since its just my daughter and I playing, I'm in no rush to advance our armies until she wants to....
Now, I just figure out what to do in the meantime...
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For games at home they work just fine. I like the red/black scheme lots on these, very striking.ReplyDelete
Time to start collecting WW2! ;)Replies
I'd love to, but there doesn't seem to be a lot WW2 gaming going on my area. (40k is all the rage it seems) Bolt Action interests me, but then again, no one is playing, and I do already have a few FoW armies already collecting dust on my shelf! =(Delete
Yeah, FoW seems to have died almost entirely in my area. V4 hasn't been much of a hit at all. (I've still yet to pick it up.)Delete
One thing I've found though - painting 28mm WW2 is SO MUCH MORE FUN than 15mm. Harder too. :)
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By: el Jim Difficulty: 1.0 Terrain: 1.0 Container: Small
I haven't been a listener, but I thought the studio location was interesting. I was biking caching around Watsonville today. Thanks!
By: aginzu, Big Green, little_bear_blue Difficulty: 2.0 Terrain: 2.5 Container: Regular
I biked over from Sunset State Beach. No problems spotting the cache, but had to do some careful reaching to avoid the poison oak that is growing up here and there. Thanks!
By: Greg & Ann-Marie Difficulty: 1.5 Terrain: 1.5 Container: Regular
I headed on over here on my bike after completing the Struve Slough Multi. I decided to make this my last cache of the morning, and make my way back to Sunset State Beach. Thanks!
By: Hynr Difficulty: 1.5 Terrain: 1.0 Container: Micro
I was camped at Sunset State Beach, and took a long bike ride into Watsonville this morning. I was grateful for the generous hint since I have a short attention span for searching. Thanks!
By: Greg & Ann-Marie Difficulty: 3.0 Terrain: 1.5 Container: Regular
I started out early from where I was camped at Sunset State Beach, and rode my bike into Watsonville. I thought the map I picked up at the nature center was great. I didn't realize there were so many paths along the sloughs here. One thing that tripped me up was that the future paths were shown on the map as well. Thanks for the multi!
By: Sonic Rabbits West Difficulty: 1.0 Terrain: 1.5 Container: Regular
I enjoy biking more than I enjoy searching, so this my kind of cache. Thanks!
By: GoGoJo Difficulty: 3.5 Terrain: 1.5 Container: Micro
I made this my starting point for a bike ride up and down the Stevens Creek Trail. I was here early so I had no problems searching. It took me a while to find it, though. Thanks!
By: Sonic Rabbits West Difficulty: 1.0 Terrain: 2.0 Container: Regular
I parked at the Yuba Ave trailhead for a bike ride. This was my first visit down the new section of trail. Thanks!
By: Rosie the Kitten & her Dad Difficulty: 1.5 Terrain: 1.5 Container: Regular
This was my first ride down the new section of trail. No troubles spotting the cache. I would be careful about wandering about searching here since there is poison oak nearby. Thanks!
By: Nabby 2009 and friends Difficulty: 1.0 Terrain: 1.5 Container: Regular
I made a detour from the Stevens Creek Trail, and rode my bike over early this morning. The only park users were the tennis players, so no problems searching. Thanks!
By: Wildbun Difficulty: 1.0 Terrain: 1.5 Container: Micro
I made this my turn-around point for a bike ride from the Yuba Trailhead today. Lots of folks out on the Stevens Creek Trail today. Thanks!
By: The North Star Difficulty: 1.0 Terrain: 1.0 Container: Not chosen
This one took me a few minutes to spot. It blends in quite nicely. Thanks!
By: Hairband Triplets Club Difficulty: 1.0 Terrain: 1.5 Container: Small
I headed out for a bike ride this morning, and I made this my first stop. I pulled up on the side that made it easier to spot. Thanks!
By: crawburr Difficulty: 1.5 Terrain: 2.0 Container: Micro
I took a long bike ride today, and this was the destination and turn-around point. It is quite an interesting structure. Thanks!
By: GoGoJo Difficulty: 2.5 Terrain: 1.5 Container: Micro
I haven't done much urban caching lately, but decided to take a long bike ride over here this morning. I thought the multi was effective because I missed the plaque and bird of prey when I rode over from the other side. I thought the final was a bit more difficult than was warranted, but I finally found it, so it's all good. Thanks!
By: Rocket Girl Difficulty: 1.5 Terrain: 1.5 Container: Small
I haven't done much urban caching lately, but today I headed out for a long bike ride, and took several caching breaks along the way. It took me a few minutes to spot this one, but I finally got it. Thanks!
By: Valdemar74 Difficulty: 1.5 Terrain: 1.0 Container: Micro
I headed out for a long bike ride this morning, and took some caching breaks along the way. The park was busy this morning, but I didn't make much of a deal of searching. I just rolled right up, reached down and grabbed this one. Thanks!
By: not2b Difficulty: 1.5 Terrain: 1.5 Container: Micro
I normally do my lunchtime walk right by here. The playground is normally busy at lunchtime with kids and parents, but today it was deserted as I came by, so I headed on back and signed the cache. Thanks!
By: Team Gatos Locos Difficulty: 2.0 Terrain: 2.0 Container: Small
I was here visiting the camp host for a Mother's Day get-together. I took a short break to head up here for the cache. There was a bit of overcast, but the views were not bad today. Thanks!
By: popeye2 Difficulty: 1.5 Terrain: 5.0 Container: Small
My goal was to find this cache and finish the 'Terrain Challenge' Challenge No. 2 before the weather got hot and the hills turned brown. I was on a roll, having done Bear Mountain a couple weekends ago, and Terrain Challenge 1 last weekend. I was a bit apprehensive about this one since it is about at the limit of my capabilities. I headed out early to Del Valle, and hit the trail at 7:20 am. I ended up spending a little over seven hours on the trail. The temperature was fine today, the hills were green, and the wildflowers were everywhere. No problems except that poison oak is beginning to encroach on the section of trail heading up the hill toward Schlieper Rock. Thanks for the challenge!
By: CooperPair Difficulty: 1.5 Terrain: 4.0 Container: Regular
I started up the trail about 7:20 am, and was just ahead of a group of four hikers. I took the short detour for this cache, and ended up just behind them after signing and hiking down the hill. Nice views and nice temperature up here today.
By: DavidT21 & Fisherwoman Difficulty: 1.5 Terrain: 1.0 Container: Micro
I decided to stop for this one as I headed out of Del Valle today. Some kids down below waved at me, and we had a hollered conversation about what I was doing, what was my name (Puddintane), how old I was, did I have kids, what are their names.... No problems finding the cache. Thanks!
By: tigerundbaer Difficulty: 2.0 Terrain: 3.5 Container: Micro
This was the one section of my hike today that was somewhat reasonable. Just over the next rise, a rancher had parked his truck and trailer and with his horse and dog was "kicking a few cows toward home." No problems spotting the cache. Thanks!
By: MotorBug Difficulty: 1.0 Terrain: 1.5 Container: Micro
This was close to the route of my normal lunchtime walk. I left my GPSr at home, but had a look on Google Maps. Lots of folks coming and going here at lunchtime. No troubles spotting the cache. Thanks!
By: popeye2 Difficulty: 1.5 Terrain: 5.0 Container: Small
My goal for today was Terrain Challenge 1 and the first stage of this cache. I signed the log, and wrote down the coordinates of the final. The weather was a bit iffy, with a few rain sprinkles on and off all morning, but it turned out to be a good day for hiking up here. I'm hoping there is one more cool weekend to finish this up.
By: triplep220 Difficulty: 2.0 Terrain: 3.0 Container: Regular
It turned out to be a nice cool day for hiking up here. As long as you were back to your car by 3 pm, there wasn't much rain (I made it about 3:15 pm). This cache took me a while to find. I read the hint several times, and finally found the right area to apply it. I left a red jeep travel bug. Thanks!
By: dandm Difficulty: 1.0 Terrain: 2.5 Container: Micro
My last visit was 3 1/2 years ago. Time flies! Last time I logged a was-not-there. Today, it was a quick find, and my first stop on the way to Terrain Challenge 1. I managed to pedal my bike all the way here from the parking lot without getting off to push, and I was ready for a stop.
By: Jimswim Difficulty: 2.5 Terrain: 4.0 Container: Regular
My turn-around point was going to be the first stage of TC - Discovery Peak, but I couldn't resist slogging on up the hill for this one. The weather was threatening, but it turned out to be a good day for hiking up here. Thanks!
By: GeoROCKS! Difficulty: 1.5 Terrain: 3.0 Container: Regular
I decided to go for the trifecta and find this cache in addition to Terrain Challenge 1 and the first stage of TC - Discovery Peak. The camp sites around here are quite unique. I think this is the craziest one of them all. I can't imagine lugging water up here. I had a bit of trouble finding the cache, but finally happ ened onto it after an encounter with an ant colony. I reached up into the hollow of the nearby tree, and my hand came out covered with ants that were biting mad. I neglected to read the whole cache description on my PN-40, otherwise I would have posted a photo. I took the red jeep travel bug in the cache and left mjp303's turtle geocoin traveler.
By: IrishJen Difficulty: 1.5 Terrain: 2.0 Container: Small
This was my last cache of the day as I headed back to my car after a long bike and hike. The rain was still light when I parked my bike on the trail, and headed over to find the cache. The coordinates were a little off for me, but I read the hint, and wandered until I found the right spot. The rain was starting to pick up, so I was happy to get back on my bike and zip down to the parking lot. Thanks!
By: popeye2 Difficulty: 1.5 Terrain: 4.0 Container: Small
I gambled a bit on the weather today, but it worked out fine. My other objective today was the first stage of TC - Discovery Peak. I decided to head to that cache first, and pick this up on the way back. My legs had quite a bit of mileage on them by the time I was making the final approach to this one. I had thoughts earlier of taking a lunch break here, but the wind was blowing and there were enough rain drops coming down to make e verything wet. I ended up spending very little time on top, and I was grateful for the good coordinates and straightforward hide. The rain mostly held off until I was back on my bike, and cruising down Camp Ohlone Road to the parking lot. Thanks for the adventure!
By: Geo Starlight, Allannah and Grimlaf Difficulty: 2.5 Terrain: 2.5 Container: Small
I saved this one for on the way back. I parked my bike at the bench, and found the right path over to the cache. Thanks!


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Saint Paul Art Crawl
The St. Paul Art Collective is proud to announce the Spring 2018 Saint Paul Art Crawl. This event is presented each spring and fall by the Collective, who relies on artists and others who volunteer their time and resources, to make it happen. Support has been generously given by local businesses including the Pioneer Press, KTNF AM 950, Metro Transit, Modern Press, St. Paul Saints, Dayton's Bluff Neighborhood Housing Services, Springboard for the Arts, Wet Paint, Pioneer Endicott/Northwestern Building, and others.


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Until now, we hadn't really produced sufficient vintages to justify carrying out a proper "vertical" tasting of our Bordeaux wines – that is a tasting from one year to another of the same wine, brand or vineyard. As we come of age – 2015 was our sixth vintage – one of those wonderful pleasures of being a WineCo owner was about to happen.
We organised a team meal and just to keep ourselves honest, we called in an independent St. Emilion organic producer and wine trader, Gérard Dupuy to challenge us and help us through the tasting. The results were very revealing! It was an exciting evening. And it also showed us just how far we have come over those first six vintages.
First up was our debutant wine – the 2010 full varietal CabernetFranc selling in Australia under the name of Cloud9 and in the USA as B1ockOne. We had long held the view that, because it was our first vintage, the wine would not last nor improve greatly in bottle. Wow, did we get that one badly wrong! Every bottle that I taste appears to continually get a fraction better. It has not yet peaked. It still shows great fruit, a cherry nose, nice body, complexity and as always with Paradise Rescued Cabernet Franc the beautiful long slightly spicy finish in the mouth. There were more good wines to come, but what I did notice was how often Gérard went back to the 2010 as his point of reference and favourite.
The 2012 is still stored away in Bordeaux and we hope to label and capsule it soon and start to release it commercially. But sadly we couldn't get to taste it. Next up on the tasting list was the 2013. Given the immense challenges of this vintage, the only real winning varietal was Cabernet Franc and it was a wonderful testament to the persistence of our team to have even made any wine at all! The world of Bordeaux wine may have written this vintage off already. Our advice is: watch Bordeaux wines containing CabFranc with much interest!
And then came the 2014. This was the first time that I tasted this wine since bottling in early December. For a young wine, it was exciting. With excellent classic Cabernet Franc bright ruby colour, full of cherry fruit flavour with plenty of heart and flavour. A great example of a Bordeaux wine at its best and I believe a real credit to the cause of Cabernet Franc in one of the world's benchmark wine regions. I am sure we will talk a lot more about Paradise Rescued 2014 Cabernet Franc in the future. The progress from 2010 to this wine is an incredible testament to a "hands on" dedicated team and an organic viticultural approach.
Also in our glasses was our 2012 "Drop Red Gorgeous" Merlot Cab Franc blend and 2014 MCF – name still pending!! I have long talked about the potential for our Hourcat Centre vineyard and Merlot blends. It is still a little early to really talk about this. But that moment is getting closer and from the sneaky previews I also had in the winery last week, I think 2015 will be its coming of age too! Keep you posted!
But quite simply expressed – incredible Bordeaux wine! Nice job team. Congratulations.


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The simulation was made possible by the development of advanced novel data structures for the simulation software NEST. The relevance of the achievement for neuroscience lies in the fact that NEST is open-source software freely available to every scientist in the world.
Using NEST, the team, led by Markus Diesmann in collaboration with Abigail Morrison both now with the Institute of Neuroscience and Medicine at Jülich, succeeded in simulating a network consisting of 1.73 billion nerve cells connected by 10.4 trillion synapses. To realize this feat, the program recruited 82,944 processors of the K computer. The process took 40 minutes to complete the simulation of 1 second of neuronal network activity in real, biological, time.
Although the simulated network is huge, it only represents 1% of the neuronal network in the brain. The nerve cells were randomly connected and the simulation itself was not supposed to provide new insight into the brain - the purpose of the endeavor was to test the limits of the simulation technology developed in the project and the capabilities of K. In the process, the researchers gathered invaluable experience that will guide them in the construction of novel simulation software.
This achievement gives neuroscientists a glimpse of what will be possible in the future, with the next generation of computers, so called exa-scale computers.
"If peta-scale computers like the K computer are capable of representing 1% of the network of a human brain today, then we know that simulating the whole brain at the level of the individual nerve cell and its synapses will be possible with exa-scale computers hopefully available within the next decade," explains Diesmann.


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Monday, January 22, 2007
Bring them on!
I worked the whole Sunday and finished 5 bags and 2 pouches. I need to take their picture and I started making a beautiful purple bag. I need to kanzashi mode tonight.
When I was making the bags I watched new episodes of D-gray man, Pumpkin scissors, and Ghost Hunt. D Grayman story is gonna develop soon I guess the introduces lots of characters in the last a few episodes. Pumpkin scissors has a goofy name and the reason they use that name is really stupid. However, I like its story. This anime kind of reminds me of Full Metal Alchemist. Ghost Hunt turned out to be a good anime , it is a bit scary but I like it. I cant watch it alone though.
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it's still snowing. I would like to think it's just for my enjoyment since snow makes me so relaxed and happy but I am aware that that's not exactly 100% true. Maybe just like 2% for my enjoyment.
On another note, my daughter ate a mouthful of some B&B Works lotion and for two days has smelled like Coconut Lime. Yum. Now I just might really eat those yummy cheeks.


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Empirical Studies on Application of Genetic Algorithms and Ant Colony Optimization for Data ClusteringPublication Year: 2010, Page(s):1 - 10
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Cluster analysis is used in several research areas to classify data sets in groups by their similar characteristics. Metaheuristic-based techniques, such as Genetic Algorithms (GAs) and Ant Colony Optimization (ACO), have been applied in order to increase the clustering algorithm performance. GA and ACO-based clustering algorithms are capable of efficiently and automatically forming natural groups... View full abstract»
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This article presents the application of parallel computing techniques using a Graphics Processing Unit (GPU)in order to improve the computational efficiency of a ray tracing algorithm. Three different GPU implementations of the ray tracing algorithm are presented. The experimental evaluation of the proposed methods demonstrates that a significant reduction of the computing time can be obtained wh... View full abstract»
Information Retrieval Method to Extract Relationships between Gene and DiseasesPublication Year: 2010, Page(s):21 - 26
This paper presents a method for extracting information of genes and diseases, implemented for the Institut Pasteur in Uruguay, using NLP techniques. Because of the vast amount of information available in biomedical domain, using NLP techniques proves to be useful in order to extract decision making information. In this case the databases OMIM, Pub Med, Mesh and HUGO were accessed to automate the ... View full abstract»
Genetic Algorithm Based Voice Imitation SystemPublication Year: 2010, Page(s):27 - 32
Changing a phoneme of a voice signal as to imitate another one is a task that presents no difficulty at all. However, calculating a set of sound effects that can change any phoneme of one voice into a corresponding phoneme of another target voice is a non-trivial problem. In this paper, we will show that using heuristic methods and signal processing, a set of effects may be found. View full abstract»
The EasySOC Project: A Rich Catalog of Best Practices for Developing Web Service ApplicationsPublication Year: 2010, Page(s):33 - 42
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The Service-Oriented Computing (SOC) paradigm has gained a lot of attention in the software industry since represents a novel way of architecting distributed applications. SOC is mostly materialized via Web Services, which allows developers to structure applications as building blocks exposing a clear, public interface to their capabilities. Although conceptually and technologically mature, SOC st... View full abstract»
Mutation Testing Based on OCL Specifications and Aspect Oriented ProgrammingPublication Year: 2010, Page(s):43 - 50
Mutation based testing has been considered in many experiments as the most efficacious in terms of revealed faults, but also the most expensive, considering the number of executions. Other problem is that the test data are generally derived from the programs and do not ensure the discovering of faults usually revealed with test data generated from the specification, such as missing paths, which ar... View full abstract»
A Software Testing Process for the Reference Model of CompetisoftPublication Year: 2010, Page(s):51 - 59
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The reference model of Competisoft is composed of nine processes and a work within the context of the project Competisoft established some validation and verification activities in the process Software Development. Software test tasks are considered in the validation and verification activities, but these activities are not sufficient to define a Software Testing process in the organization which ... View full abstract»
Analyzing the Scrum Process Model with AVISPAPublication Year: 2010, Page(s):60 - 65
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Scrum is a widely known agile software process model specifically designed for guiding non-technical activities in software development. This process is formally defined in EPF and adopted by several software companies around the world. But having a process definition does not necessarily mean that it is well specified. We have developed AVISPA, a tool for localizing error patterns in software pro... View full abstract»
Building Secure Systems: From Threats to Security PatternsPublication Year: 2010, Page(s):66 - 70
We present an approach using two dimensions to propagate security restrictions: along the lifecycle and along the architectural levels. We believe that this double propagation can be very effective for security. This approach can also facilitate the security analysis of the system. View full abstract»
Using Aspects and the Spring Framework to Implement Variabilities in a Software Product LinePublication Year: 2010, Page(s):71 - 80
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Software Product Line (SPL) is one of the most adopted techniques to enable software reuse. Aspect-orientation (AOSD) has been investigated to implement variabilities in component-based SPL. This paper presents an experience on the implementation of SPL variabilities using AOSD. The Spring framework is used to configure the components of an existing SPL architecture. This paper compares the AOSD v... View full abstract»
Requirements Engineering Practices in Very Small Software Enterprises: A Diagnostic StudyPublication Year: 2010, Page(s):81 - 87
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Requirements engineering practices have been identified as a key issue that affects the success rate of projects in most software organizations. The software engineering community has studied the requirements engineering practices of medium and large-sized organizations extensively, and has produced interesting and suitable solutions. However, several software engineering researchers have shown th... View full abstract»
A Viability Study of an Integrated Approach of Software Development and Test to Distributed TeamsPublication Year: 2010, Page(s):88 - 95
In the software engineering area, has been observed a growing concern to perform experimental studies to evaluate the use of new technologies. However, conducting experimental research is a complex and challenging activity, once it suffers impacts related to human factors. The use of a well defined process for experimental study contributes to the control of the variables involved and their realiz... View full abstract»
A Study on the Application of the PREViA Approach in Modeling EducationPublication Year: 2010, Page(s):96 - 101
Creation, interpretation, and evolution of models and diagrams are activities commonly performed in software projects, and the teaching of such activities is fundamental for software engineering education. However, it is difficult to see the changes made in model corrections, evolutions, or maintenance done by the student, as well as by the teacher, comparing templates and different solutions. In ... View full abstract»
Combining COSTUME and Azimut+ to Address Functional and Non-functional Requirements in Software Component SelectionPublication Year: 2010, Page(s):102 - 109
Component-based Software Development (CBD) has become recognized as an efficient and effective technique to develop complex software systems. Several component selection techniques already address either functional or non-functional requirements (NFRs), however, NFRs remain hard to be satisfied since most are system-wide properties and cannot be directly associated to components. There are no tech... View full abstract»
An Approach Based on DEVS for Evaluating Quality AttributesPublication Year: 2010, Page(s):110 - 118
The present work provides a novel approach for the simulation of software at early stage of its development, using its architecture. For this purpose, DEVS formalism is used to introduce the discrete event simulation advantages in the context of software architecture. DEVS provides a modular and hierarchical way to build blocks in a simulation model, which fits naturally to architectural concepts.... View full abstract»
ATAM-HW: Extending ATAM for Explicitly Incorporating Hardware-Related Trade-Off DecisionsPublication Year: 2010, Page(s):119 - 123
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Devotional Corner: Second Chances
Yet the Cowboys were winning by 24 by 20, the Lions were driving the ball down the field in the last few minutes of the Wild Card playoff game. Then, all of a sudden, Demarcus Lawrence picked up the fumbled ball. In the excitement of recovering a fumble, Lawrence ran towards the direction of the touchdown. But a Lion came, tackle Lawrence, and soon recovered the ball.
Several plays later, while the Cowboy fans were fuming under their breath, Lawrence tackled the Lion quarterback, who fumbled the ball. The same rookie whom the fans were upset at became the hero for recovering the ball and this time he stayed on the ground. One kneel later and the game was over.
This reminds me of the story of Jonah. He was given the chance of bringing Nineveh to repentance, but he disobeyed. After being stuck in the belly of a whale, Jonah convinced Nineveh to stop sinning.
Sometimes, we may accidentally do wrong or deliberately sin. We try to do good, but sometimes mess up. But sometimes we are given a second chance. A second chance to do right and to make up for our wrong.
When we don't know what's the right thing, we are given a pep talk on how to do it correctly and we can do it right the second time. And if we deliberately do wrong, then we should repent and do it right the next time.
Not only we are given second chances, we should give second chances. There are many opportunities to give a second chance. We should treat others the way we want to be treated.
"Our God is a God of second chances."
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For improving the city, players can build more factories which craft more commercial and manufacturing things and can be collected from each of the establishments easily. These factories produce basic materials such as metals, wood, seeds, plastic, and minerals. There are also manufacturers who produce commercial products like furniture hardware, building supplies and many more. Players can purchase other goods from the market like gardening supplies or any other special items.
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Diospyros virginiana is a persimmon species commonly called the American persimmon,[1] common persimmon,[2] Eastern persimmon, "'simmon", "possumwood", or "sugar plum".[3] It ranges from New England to Florida, and west to Texas, Louisiana, Oklahoma, and Kansas. The tree grows wild but has been cultivated for its fruit and wood since prehistoric times by Native Americans.
D. virginiana grows to 20 m (66 ft), in well-drained soil. In summer, the tree produces fragrant flowers which are dioecious, so both male and female plants must be grown if seed-bearing fruit is required. This is because most cultivars are parthenocarpic (setting seedless fruit without pollination). The flowers are pollinated by insects and wind. Fruiting typically begins when the tree is about six years old.
The fruit is round or oval and usually orange-yellow, ranging to bluish, in color and from 2 to 6 cm (0.79 to 2.4 in) in diameter. In the American South and Midwest, the fruits are referred to as simply persimmons or "'simmons", and are popular in desserts and cuisine.
Commercial varieties include the very productive Early Golden, the productive John Rick, Woolbright, and Miller and the Ennis–seedless variety. Another nickname of the American persimmon, the 'date-plum', actually refers to a variety of persimmon found in South Asia, Diospyros lotus.
It is a small tree usually thirty to eighty feet (ten to twenty-four meters) in height, with a short, slender trunk and spreading, often pendulous branches, which form sometimes a broad and sometimes a narrow round-topped head. The roots are thick, fleshy and stoloniferous. It is also given to shrubby growth.[4] The tree has oval entire leaves, and unisexual flowers on short stalks. In the male flowers, which are numerous, the stamens are sixteen in number and arranged in pairs; the female flowers are solitary, with traces of stamens, and a smooth ovary with one ovule in each of the eight cells—the ovary is surmounted by four styles, which are hairy at the base. The fruit-stalk is very short, bearing a subglobose fruit an inch in diameter or a bit larger, of an orange-yellow color, ranging to bluish, and with a sweetish astringent pulp. It is surrounded at the base by the persistent calyx-lobes, which increase in size as the fruit ripens. The astringency renders the fruit somewhat unpalatable, but after it has been subjected to the action of frost, or has become partially rotted or "bletted" like a medlar, its flavor is improved.[5]
- Bark: Dark brown or dark gray, deeply divided into plates whose surface is scaly. Branchlets slender, zigzag, with thick pith or large pith cavity; at first light reddish brown and pubescent. They vary in color from light brown to ashy gray and finally become reddish brown, the bark somewhat broken by longitudinal fissures. Astringent and bitter.
- Wood: Very dark; sapwood yellowish white; heavy, hard, strong and very close grained. Specific gravity, 0.7908; weight of cubic foot, 49.28 lb (22.35 kg).
- Winter buds: Ovate, acute, one-eighth of an inch long, covered with thick reddish or purple scales. These scales are sometimes persistent at the base of the branchlets.
- Leaves: Alternate, simple, four to six inches (152 mm) long, oval, narrowed or rounded or cordate at base, entire, acute or acuminate. They come out of the bud revolute, thin, pale, reddish green, downy with ciliate margins, when full grown are thick, dark green, shining above, pale and often pubescent beneath. In autumn they sometimes turn orange or scarlet, sometimes fall without change of color. Midrib broad and flat, primary veins opposite and conspicuous. Petioles stout, pubescent, one-half to an inch in length.
- Flowers: May, June, when leaves are half-grown; diœcious or rarely polygamous. Staminate flowers borne in two to three-flowered cymes; the pedicels downy and bearing two minute bracts. Pistillate flowers solitary, usually on separate trees, their pedicels short, recurved, and bearing two bractlets.
- Calyx: Usually four-lobed, accrescent under the fruit.
- Corolla: Greenish yellow or creamy white, tubular, four-lobed; lobes imbricate in bud.
- Stamens: Sixteen, inserted on the corolla, in staminate flowers in two rows. Filaments short, slender, slightly hairy; anthers oblong, introrse, two-celled, cells opening longitudinally. In pistillate flowers the stamens are eight with aborted anthers, rarely these stamens are perfect.
- Pistil: Ovary superior, conical, ultimately eight-celled; styles four, slender, spreading; stigma two-lobed.
- Fruit: A juicy berry containing one to eight seeds, crowned with the remnants of the style and seated in the enlarged calyx; depressed-globular, pale orange color, often red-cheeked; with slight bloom, turning yellowish brown after freezing. Flesh astringent while green, sweet and luscious when ripe.[4]
The tree is very common in the South Atlantic and Gulf states, and attains its largest size in the basin of the Mississippi River.[5] Its habitat is southern, it appears along the coast from New York to Florida; west of the Alleghenies it is found in southern Ohio and along through southeastern Iowa and southern Missouri; when it reaches Louisiana, eastern Kansas and Oklahoma it becomes a mighty tree, one hundred fifteen feet high.[4]
Its fossil remains have been found in Miocene rocks of Greenland and Alaska and in Cretaceous formations in Nebraska.[4]
The peculiar characteristics of its fruit have made the tree well known. This fruit is a globular berry, with variation in the number of seeds, sometimes with eight and sometimes without any. It bears at its apex the remnants of the styles and sits in the enlarged and persistent calyx. It ripens in late autumn, is pale orange with a red cheek, often covered with a slight glaucous bloom. One joke among Southerners is to induce strangers to taste unripe persimmon fruit, as its very astringent bitterness is shocking to those unfamiliar with it.[citation needed] Folklore states that frost is required to make it edible, but fully ripened fruit lightly shaken from the tree or found on the ground below the tree is sweet, juicy and delicious. The peculiar astringency of the fruit is due to the presence of a tannin similar to that of Cinchona.
The fruit is high in vitamin C. The unripe fruit is extremely astringent. The ripe fruit may be eaten raw, cooked or dried. Molasses can be made from the fruit pulp. A tea can be made from the leaves and the roasted seed is used as a coffee substitute. Other popular uses include desserts such as persimmon pie, persimmon pudding, or persimmon candy.
The fruit is also fermented with hops, cornmeal or wheat bran into a sort of beer or made into brandy. The wood is heavy, strong and very close-grained and used in woodturning.[5]
The tree prefers light, sandy, well-drained soil, but will grow in rich, southern, bottom lands. It can be grown in northern Ohio only with the greatest of care, and in southern Ohio its fruit is never edible until after frost.[4]
The tree is greatly inclined to vary in the character and quality of its fruit, in size this varies from that of a small cherry to a small apple. Some trees in the south produce fruit that is delicious without the action of the frost, while adjoining trees produce fruit that never becomes edible.[4]
It was brought to England before 1629 and is cultivated, but rarely if ever ripens its fruit. It is easily raised from seed and can also be propagated from stolons, which are often produced in great quantity. The tree is hardy in the south of England and in the Channel Islands.[5]
In respect to the power of making heartwood, the locust and persimmon stand at the extreme opposite ends of the list. The locust changes its sapwood into heartwood almost at once, while the persimmon rarely develops any heartwood until it is nearly one hundred years old. This heartwood is extremely close-grained and almost black, resembling ebony (of which it is not a true variety).[4][6]
It is a common misconception persimmon fruit needs frost to ripen and soften. Some, such as the early-ripening varieties "pieper" and "NC21″(also known as "supersweet"), easily lose astringency and become completely free of it when slightly soft at the touch—these are then very sweet, even in the British climate. On the other hand, some varieties (like the very large fruited "yates", which is a late ripening variety) remain astringent even when the fruit has become completely soft (at least in the British climate). Frost, however, destroys the cells within the fruit, causing it to rot instead of ripen. Only completely ripe and soft fruit can stand some frost; it will then dry and become even sweeter (hence the misconception). The same goes for the oriental persimmon (Diospyros kaki), where early frost can severely damage a fruit crop.


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I mean, if you wish to test it out and take a video of it and post it to the board, I'm sure it will brighten my mood even more than the dog.
2 weeks in and we have 400 followers. Pretty good start I think.https://twitter.com/The_Movie_Dudes
We got any bitches here yet? Or are we still rocking the good ole' sausage fest?
It would be ironic if this account is what got the stalker onto us in the first place.Anyway, it is now close to 1500 followers, even though Dylan has not posted anything for the past week. I am considering that perhaps these pages that technically belong to the entire Oasis should be jointly controlled by all admins. Hence, Dylan PMs us the password for this Twitter account, Diego for the Facebook page, and I give up the password to the YT account. (That pretty much only has one enormous playlist of "What you are listening to" songs on it, and a few small ones for our festivals.)


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The Barnstable County Board of Regional Commissioners last week approved a "Code of Conduct" for its employees and elected officials. Chairman Leo Cakounes and Commissioner Mary "Pat" Flynn voted in favor; Commissioner Ronald Beaty, who brought the original policy forward, abstained.
The policy, which was reviewed by members of the Assembly of Delegates, contains a series of provisions that, among others, require public servants to work for the public good ("unselfish service to the public" is what it says), avoid the appearance of impropriety ("conduct official business in a manner that demonstrates he or she cannot be improperly influenced"), and put a disclaimer on social media posts that it is not the official position of the county. The latter is specifically for Commissioner Beaty.
"I have consulted with a friend who is an attorney and was strongly suggested to proceed with much caution at this stage," Beaty announced before the vote. "I am also of the belief that through no fault of this board that the matter has become politically tainted at this time because of other matters that have been going on in the background so that's why I'm abstaining -- at this stage."
Next up for the board, according to Cakounes, is a "social media policy." Such a policy also certainly will be aimed at Beaty, who is well known for his controversial social media outbursts, and like the new "Code of Conduct," it is unlikely it will contain any penalty, at least for elected officials.
There was an attempt to put some teeth into the new county code of conduct. According to Cakounes, "One of the things that is missing in this document is ... I was toying around for some time with the last paragraph with what I would call or referred to as 'sanctions' or 'censures.' After a lengthy -- lengthy -- discussion with not only our county counsel but with our employment counsel, it has been decided that we should strike that entire paragraph."
Because Congress and other bodies are looking at social media, "we didn't want to put anything in here that would be in violation of any future laws," Cakounes said. "We can always bring it back and amend this."
I contacted a local social media expert living here on Cape Cod (in Sandwich), Janell Burley Hofmann. She became Internet-famous five years ago when she published an "iPhone Code of Conduct" for her then 13-year-old son.
Upon giving her son his first mobile phone, she presented him with a contract that, she wrote, would help him grown into a "well rounded, healthy young man that can function in the world and coexist with technology, not be ruled by it." Then she added the consequences, explaining that failure to follow the contract would be mean termination of his mobile phone.
Most of the rules involve use of the phone, such as always answer it, be polite, turn it off every night and when in public spaces such as movie theaters and restaurants. Hofmann also includes some rules for social media as well, and they bear repeating here:
* Do not use this technology to lie, fool, or deceive another human being. Do not involve yourself in conversations that are hurtful to others. Be a good friend first or stay the hell out of the crossfire.
* Do not text, email, or say anything through this device you would not say in person.
* Do not text, email, or say anything to someone that you would not say out loud with their parents in the room. Censor yourself.
The last clause spells out the consequences. "You will mess up," Hofmann writes. "I will take away your phone. We will sit down and talk about it. We will start over again. You & I, we are always learning. I am on your team. We are in this together."
After her contract with her son went viral, Hofmann wrote a book, iRules: What Every Tech-Healthy Family Needs to Know About Selfies, Sexting, Gaming and Growing Up. She lectures around the country on the subject. I asked her for some thoughts on what the county is dealing with.
"We must remember to humanize the Internet," she wrote. "There are people behind the posts. We must use our strong character and empathy more than ever -- remembering the faces, expressions, and feelings of people when we post, even if we can't see them in real life."
She added, "and of course, we must remember there are consequences for our actions and behaviors online. The Internet is public space. When we walk the 'halls of the Internet' we want to show up as the same good person that walks the halls of the office, the school, the neighborhood. Who we are on the Internet is who we are. If we want to be a good person, we have to be a good person online, too. There is no separation."
"I spend a lot of my professional life working with young people, teaching them healthy and positive strategies for engaging online. We are quick to judge and criticize 'Generation Tech,' but we need to hold adults as accountable for their choices and behaviors online as we do for children and teens. Our young people need models and mentors in the online world. We need adults committing to the behavior they want to see in their children and in society."


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How I Knew Down Syndrome Wasnt That Scary
When we received our birth diagnosis of Down syndrome for Henry, I am reluctant to admit I was pretty sad. I thought I was going to have this "perfect" baby, and now my head was filled with all of the things he wouldn't be able to do. While I accepted the diagnosis relatively quickly and loved our son unconditionally, I still felt very concerned about the future. What did this diagnosis mean for him? What did it mean for our marriage? What did it mean for our family?
However, I started to notice something very quickly.
I read several books and scoured the internet for support groups those first few weeks. I soon noticed a common theme.
When asked if they would change their child and take away Down syndrome if it were possible, every parent I read about said no. Not one or two parents. Dozens of families. All saying that even if it were possible to take away the Down syndrome, they wouldn't.
This really struck me. I started to realize Down syndrome must really not be so bad. Afterall, if it were, wouldn't all of these families take it away given the opportunity?
It was the first step in me realizing that our son's future is as bright as we want it to be. He has so many opportunities, the same as any other child, and the Down syndrome only makes him more wonderful. It doesn't take away from him at all.
I understand now what these parents were thinking when they said that they wouldn't take anything away from their child if they could. I know that whether Henry was born with 46 or 47 chromosomes, I wouldn't change anything about him. Henry is Henry and he is everything we could have ever wanted in a child.


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"Norton Moves In" (Color):
(The Nortons come down and ask if they can spend the night since they can't stand the smell of the new paint in their house. Alice okays it. They leave. Ralph is still asleep.)
Ralph: "3am? Why did you wake me up at this time for?"
Alice: "Because the Nortons had their apartment painted today."
Ralph: "Did that newsflash just come across the radio?"
Ralph: "You are a doer and I'm a thinker."
Ed: "You certainly are."
"Hair To A Fortune":
Ed: "Bottle #2: Ho (H2O)"
(Ed dumps the H2O in the bowl in a rather unique way.)
Ralph: "Take it easy with that H20. What do you think it is, water?"
"Vacation At Fred's Landing":
Ed (looking at a map): "Here's New York City, that is where we started from. Then we go through the Lincoln Tunnel. This black dot here is Jersey City. This black dot here is Bayoone."
Ralph: "Well, Bayoone moving. That's an ant."
Ed: "Let's follow the ant. He looks like he knows where he is going."
"A Man's Pride":
Alice: "Why can't we go to the Colonade Room?"
Ralph: "Name me one truck driver who eats there?"
"My Fair Landlord":
Ed: "Can you paint this place during a time when I am not here like on a Sunday?"
Ralph: "Why not now?"
Ed: "I can't stand the smell of paint."
Ralph: "Are you kidding me? You work in the sewer all day and you can't stand the smell of paint?"
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":
Ed: "I got a solution on how we should remove the dresser. The drawers are probably filled with junk."
Ralph: "That's not a bad idea."
(Ed takes the drawers and puts them on top of the dresser.)
Ralph: "Okay, let's go."
"A Dog's Life":
(Ralph is at the dog pound. He just gave back Alice's dog that he hated, but slowly and surely he started not hating it.)
Ralph: "Is my dog going to get a good home?"
Man: "I hope so."
Ralph: "What do you mean by that?"
Man: "We have several dogs who are only supposed to be here for four days. We got several who are over the limit."
Ralph: "What happens to the dogs who are over the limit?"
Man: "They have to be destoryed."
Ralph: "You mean to tell me that the dog I just gave back is going to be destroyed?" (going into the room where all the dogs are, yells): "WAIT A MINUTE!"
"Lawsuit" (Color):
Ed: "I know a person who died from stubbing his toe?"
Man: "Stubbing his toe? How is that possible?"
Ed: "He stubbed it on the Grand Canyon's edge."
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"Hello Mom":
Ralph: "Cream-chipped beef again?"
Alice: "Yeah, but I fixed it a new way, Ralph. I got the recipe out of a movie magazine. Its Ricardo Cortez's favorite."
Ralph: "Well, I hope when Ricardo gets here tonight he enjoys it!"
Alice: "Why don't you take advantage of the time you have now and go
to sleep."
Ralph: "You're right. Sorry I yelled at you. Good night."
(Ralph goes to the bedroom. The alarm clock rings. It's 5am. Time to go to work for Ralph. Ralph brings the alarm clock out and has a weird look on his face while Audrey tries her best not to laugh.)
Ralph (yells): "IT'S FIVE O' CLOCK. IT'S FIVE O' CLOCK."
"Two Faces of Ralph Kramden":
Ralph: "Some day, someone might discover you."
Ed: "Not unless he falls down an open manhole."
"A Matter of Life & Death":
Ralph: "Don't take any pictures of Dr. Norton. He's very modest."
Ed: "I wouldn't mind a few pictures."
Ralph: "I have always been lucky at contests. Remember last year at Harry's Grove when I won the clam eating contest?"
Alice (from bedroom): "Yeah?"
Ralph: "I got $5 from that. $5."
Alice (coming out of the bedroom): "You sure did and you spent $7 on Alka-Seltzer."
(Ed takes some of the jellybeans and eats them. Ralph spots him.)
Ralph (yells): "WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT ARE YOU EATING THOSE JELLYBEANS
Ed: "What's the matter? What are they, poisoned?"
"Two Faces of Ralph Kramden":
Nick: "How about $400 a week."
(Ralph coughs.)
Nick: "$500."
(Ralph coughs more.)
Nick: "$600."
Ralph: "Norton, give me some water."
Ed: "Don't be a dope Ralph. Keep coughing Ralph. You will be a millionaire in no time."
"Oh My Aching Back":
(Ralph tries to stand up straight with his bad back.)
Ralph: "How does this look? Does this look natural?"
Ed: "Yeah, like the Leaning Tower of Pizza."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
(Ed & Ralph are trying to think of a way to get that woman, as they refer to her as, out of the phone booth. Unbeknownst to them, the woman is Alice.)
Ed: "Why don't we go across the street, call here, tell this lady she is wanted home. She leaves. Then, we come back here to call up the hypnotist."
Ralph: "Did you just say to go across the street, call here, tell this lady she is wanted home, then when she leaves, we use this phone to call up the hypnotist?" (yells): "I NEVER HEARD ANYTHING MORE STUPID IN MY LIFE. THIS PHONE WOULD BE BUSY IF WE DID THAT."
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Labor Day Quotes:
All Classic 39 quotes from "Brother Ralph":
Ed: "Hey Ralphie boy. Put it there. Congratulations there." (shaking Ralph's hand): "Alice just told me the good news there about the suggestion you made down at the company. That was a pretty smart idea of yours, bringing in a traffic expert. Ha ha ha. They didn't need an expert. I could tell what the trouble was. Too many buses on Madison Avenue, that's all. That traffic expert will take some of the buses off the line and lay off some of the drivers. Of course, it will be rough on the bus drivers that are being laid off. But, at a time like this, you got to think of yourself. Think how much better of you and the bus drivers that are working." (slapping Ralph's shoulder): "What's the good word buddy boy?"
Ralph: "I was the first to go."
Alice: "Ralph, you mean that you were fired?"
Ralph: "Oh, I wasn't fired. I was just temporairily laid off along with nine other dirvers. How about that? How could they do that to me? A guy that has worked and slaved for them for 15 years? 15 years, driving a bus. Aggravations 101 - Aggravations every day. In the summertime, dying from the heat. In the winter time, freezing from the cold. Through the hail, the snow and the sleet. Do you know the sign in the Post Office that says: `The mail goes through no matter what the weather is.'? Do you know why they do that? Because the mailman rides with me."
Ralph: "What do I have to smile about?"
Ed: "That's the point. Now, more than ever you got to keep your spirits up. Sure, it's easy to smile when things are going good. But, smiling at a time like this is more of a challenge. Come on Ralphie, let me see you smile there. Show me those ivories. Give me the Liberance."
(Ralph smiles.)
Ed: "That's it. Beautiful. Beautiful. Just stay like that. Think of happy times. Think of yesterday when your boss said to you that he was going to use your suggestion of hiring a traffic expert on Madison Ave."
(Ralph stops smiling.)
Ed: "You should be proud Ralphie boy. No one else thought of that. You had that idea stored in your brain. Smile Smile "
Ralph (yells): "Get out!"
All Lost Episode Quotes from "Letter To The Boss":
Ralph: "A guy from the supply room comes out and says: 'Kramden, turn in your uniform. You are not driving a bus for us anymore.'"
Alice: "I can't believe it."
Ralph: "You can't believe it. I can't believe it. Nine years working for them and this is the thanks I get. Getting up every morning at 5am. Working three Sundays out of four. No holidays. All kinds of weather. Blizzards. Heat spells. Hail storms." Taking all kinds of abuse. Old women yelling at me. Drunks trying to get on without paying their fare. Cab drivers cutting me off. And when another bus driver got sick, I had to work double time " (slapping his hand on the table): " and this is the thanks I get."
Alice: "Ralph, don't worry. You'll get another job."
Ralph: "Sure they are but not a job as good as this one."
Alice: "There are plenty of other jobs."
Ralph: "Plenty of jobs, huh? Plenty of jobs, huh?"
(Ralph gets a newspaper.)
Ralph: "I'll show you how many jobs there are." (reading the ads): "'Drill press operator. $70 a week. Learn while you earn.'" (not reading): "Here's another one." (reading): "'Tool and dye worker. Good opportunity for the right party."
Alice: "What's wrong with those jobs?"
Ralph: "Nothing, except they are all listed under: 'Help Wanted-Women!'."
Ralph: "When I married you I told you were never going to work another day in your life."
Alice: "Honey, it won't be long."
Ralph: "I don't care how long it is Alice. I got my pride. Before I see you go to work, I rather see you starve."
All Color Episode Quotes are from "To Whomever It May Concern":
(Ralph is making Ed write a letter to Mr. Marshall.)
Ralph: "'You dirty bum!'"
Ed: "Don't you think that that is a little rough for a starter?"
Ralph: "Maybe your right. 'Dear Mr. Marshall:...'"
Ed: "That's better."
Ralph: "'... You dirty bum!'"
(Ralph just said a lot of nasty remarks that he wants in his letter that Ed is writing to Mr. Marshall, Ralph's boss. Ralph is mad because he thought that Mr. Marshall fired him.)
Ralph: "I don't know what else to say."
Ed: "Maybe it's a good time for you to say that you want your job back."
Ed: "I put SWAK on the back of the letter."
Ralph: "You wrote: 'Sealed With A Kiss' on the back of my letter?"
Ed: "Of course not. I put down 'Sewer Workers Are Kings.'"
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Alice: "I think you're nuts."
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"A Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1":
Ralph: "I got news for you Alice. Your husband is crazy."
Alice: "Okay. So what's the big news?"
"The Loudspeaker":
(Ralph slips on the rock candy that Ed put down.)
Ralph (yells): "ROCK CANDY?! WHAT DO YOU HAVE, ROCKS IN YOUR HEAD?
Ed (yells): "WHAT ARE YOU YELLING AT ME FOR? YOU GOT RID OF THE HIC-
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!"
"Norton Moves In":
Ralph: "They are going upstairs."
Alice: "They are staying here."
Ralph (yells): "THEY ARE GOING UPSTAIRS."
Alice: "They are going upstairs over my dead body."
Ralph: "Don't tempt me."
"Pal O' Mine":
Trixie: "Ed said for all the sewerworkers to come formal to the party."
Alice: "Formal?"
Trixie: "White ties and black boots."
"Teamwork Beats The Clock":
Ralph: "How could I get there as fast as you Alice?"
Ed: "Take off 90 pounds."
"Brother Ralph":
Ralph: "You don't know how to handle money."
Alice: "Of course not. I never had any practice."
"Hot Tip":
(Ed comes in with a loud jacket.)
Ralph: "Where did you get that jacket?"
Ed: "That is what they are wearing at the track."
Ralph: "Yeah, the horses. Not the people."
"Be It Ever So Humble":
Ed: "How long is the lease for?"
Ralph: "The usual."
Ed: "What is the usual?"
Ralph: "99 years."
"Play It Again, Norton":
(Ralph & Ed went to see Mr. Worthington Kenmore. Ed disguised himself to look 18. Later on, Washington Kenmore visited the Kramdens.)
Trixie: "I'm Treeny's high school sweetheart."
Worthington Kenmore (looking at her): "You're kidding."
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"Mama Loves Mambo":
Ed: "Now listen Ralph, as long as we are neighbors, you don't have to call me Norton. Call me Edwardo."
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!"
"Brother Ralph":
Alice: "Ralph, I told my boss that I am not married and that I live with my brother. So, when he gets here tonight, you are my brother."
(Ralph walks into the bedroom.)
Ralph (coming out, yells): "WHAT?"
"Quiz Show":
Ed: "I was on a quiz show once. I was so nervous, that I couldn't answer the first question."
Ralph: "What question was that?"
Ed: "My name."
"Hair-Raising Tale":
(One of Ralph's failed inventions that was revealed in this episode was Glow in the Dark shoeshine polish.)
Ed: "Mr. Mitchell, would you like to try shoeshine polish that glows in the dark?"
Ralph (yells): "WILL YOU SHUT UP?"
"Battle of The Sexes":
Ralph: "Don't make a sound while I take a shot. Don't even breathe."
Ed: "If I don't breathe, I will die."
Ralph: "That's okay. Just don't make any noise when you hit the floor."
"The Deciding Vote":
Ralph: "How about the time when we were playing softball and you got
hit in the head with a bat? Who was it that got you a cab and took you over
to the hospital? I did. Who came and saw you every day? I did. Who got you
cigarettes and candy? I did."
Ed: "Who hit me in the head with a bat? You did."
"Ralph Kramden Presents":
(Ralph has every Raccoon believing that he knows Jackie Gleason and
will get him to come to the Raccoon Dance.)
Ralph: "Do you remember the last time that the Grand High Exalted
Mystic Ruler bought everybody a round of beer?"
Alice: "Yeah, the time that you told them that you knew Rudy Valee."
"Hair To A Fortune":
(Ralph accidently pours Ed's beer into the mixture that they are making to make the bair-growing formula.)
Ed: "I was looking for my beer."
Ralph: "You stupid stupe! You made me poor the beer into the mixture."
Ed: "Why are you calling me stupid for? I wouldn't have done it."
"We Spy":
(Ralph & Ed greet the girls wearing Russian uniforms. They try telling the girls the story about them being mistakes for spies in Russia.)
Ralph: "Honestly I am telling the truth. Where do you think we got these clothes from?"
Alice (reading the label on Ralph's uniform): "'The Fat Man's Shop.'"
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"Unconventional Behavior":
(Ralph invites Alice to come along so he can get money for the convention. Alice was going to give him the money anyway. The men are upset that they know that Alice, and subsequently Trixie are coming along.)
Ed: "Can I ask you a question? How do you get us in these fixes?"
Ralph: "Very simple. Very simple Norton." (yells): "I HAVE A BIIIIIIG MOUTH!"
"TV or Not TV":
Ed: "Me and Ralph tossed a coin to see who would get the TV set. He said: 'Heads, I win. Tails, you lose.' It was tails, so I lost."
Ralph (to Alice): "Don't look at me like that. I learned that trick from you. That's how we got married."
"Principle of The Thing":
(Ralph shows Alice the ugly wallpaper.)
Ralph: "What do you think?"
(Alice wraps up the wallpaper and gives it to Ralph along with his hat and opens the door.)
Alice: "And I don't want to see you back in this house again until the man gives you your money back."
Ralph: "Don't hint Alice."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ralph: "Since I found out that I am Taurus the Bull, I have become a new man."
Alice: "You may be a new man but it's the same old bull."
"A Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1":
(Ralph hits his knee with a hammer.)
Ralph: "That proves that I am crazy."
Alice: "It sure does."
"Please Leave The Premises":
Alice: "You have holes in your gloves. Fix the silverware."
Ralph: "How would you like some fingers up your nose?"
"The Main Event":
Dynamie: "I need a manager. SOmeone who will get me boxing matches."
Ed: "Why don't you get the guy you knocked out in 12 seconds?"
"Without Reservations":
(Everyone is in their uniforms. Ed's bellhop uniform is too tight.)
Ralph: "Are there any questions?"
Ed: "Yes, how do I get out of this chicken outfit?"
"Rafitti, Brooklyn Style":
(Ralph walks through the doorway.)
Alice's Mom: "Hello Ralph!"
Ralph: "Hello. How did you know it was me?"
Alice's Mom: "I could feel the floor sag."
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"The Loudspeaker":
Ralph: "Do you realize that at the annual clambake I have the honor of opening the first clam! And as we take our cruise up the Hudson River I get to go up to the bridge and steer - as we pass Raccoon Point."
Alice: "Well golly gee!"
"Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1":
Doctor: "I notice that you have a slight limp. Is that disability permanent?"
Ralph: "No, it isn't. I got it this morning. I hit myself with a hammer."
Doctor: "You hit yourself with a hammer?"
Ralph: "Don't get the wrong idea. Ed hit my leg with the hammer."
"A Dog's Life":
Ralph: "Gee, I remember when I used to weigh 165. Did you see me when I weighed 165?"
Ed: "No Ralph. I never did see your baby pictures."
"Movies Are Better Than Ever":
(Trixie & Ed enter into the pool room. Ralph & Alice are already in the pool room. Ralph and Ed are in the middle of a fight.)
Ralph: "I didn't know anything escaped from the zoo today."
Ed: "If it was an elephant, I can tell them where to look."
"Lost Baby":
(Ralph found a "baby" on his bus.)
Ed: "I still say that baby is John Wadamaker's (sp?) baby."
Ralph: "Are you crazy? John is a millionaire."
Ed: "You're right. If he was that rich, he would have left that baby in a taxi."
"Hair To A Fortune":
Ed: "Here's on bottle. H2O."
Ralph: "H2O. Oh, that is pronounced ho."
"$99,000 Answer":
Ralph: "You are jealous and do you know why you are jealous? Because at this time, tomorrow night, my picutre will be on the front page of every news paper in the country."
McGarrity: "So will mine for killing you."
"Game Called On Account of Marriage":
Ralph: "I have a problem."
Ed: "You are telling me. You kept me awake all last night."
Ralph: "You heard about it?"
Ed: "Did I hear about it? The top floor is betting 8-5 that you are going to the wedding."
"Movies Are Better Than Ever":
(Alice accidentally throws her pool cue.)
Alice: "I guess I wasn't supposed to do that, was I?"
Ralph: "Not if we were playing pool, but if we were javelin throwing we are."
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"Dial J For Janitor":
Ralph: "I didn't empty out your garbage because it is part of my efficency system. Your garbage can was half full. When it's full-full, then I will empty it. That way, I will make one trip instead of two. Save a trip here, save a trip there and it all mounts up."
Ed: "That is what I am afraid of. It's mounting up all over the building."
"Lost Baby":
Alice: "What was a baby doing on your bus?"
Ralph: "You don't expect a baby this young to walk do you?"
"Cottage For Sale Part 2":
(All of them are in the lemon of a cottage.)
Ed: "This cottage isn't so bad."
Trixie: "Maybe not for a guy who spends most of his life in the sewer."
"A Dog's Life":
Alice: "Do you know that you Racoons have more emergency meetings than the U.N.?"
Ralph: "It turns out that the Racoons have more emergencies than the U.N."
"Ralph Goes Hollywood":
Ralph: "Do you know an assgot when you see one?"
Ed: "You certainly are."
"The Deciding Vote":
(Ralph turns on the vaccum cleaner. It doesn't work.)
Ed: "I think that motor needs a drop or erl."
Ralph: "Yeah, that is all that it needs. A drop of oil."
Alice: "A drop of oil? It wouldn't help if you dipped it in Texas."
"Finders Keepers":
(Ralph & Ed want to get the money so they can buy Bartfled's Candy Store. Alice & Trixie won't give them the money.)
Ed: "Our money is in a joint account."
Ralph: "So what? That money is yours just as it is hers."
Ed: "There's a slight technicality there. Our joint account is in the name of Trixie and her mother."
"Flushing Ho":
Ralph: "When did you get those glasses?"
Ed: "About four months ago. The doctor told me that I have to wear them when I read."
Ralph: "Do they help?"
Ed: "I don't know. This is the first time I have tried them out."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
(Ralph and Ed arrive in the Kramdens apartment. Ralph thinks that Alice is asleep in the bedroom.)
Ralph (whispering): "Shhh! Alice is asleep."
Ed: "What's that Ralph?"
Ralph (whispering): "I said that Alice is asleep."
Ed: "I can't hear you."
Alice (from bedroom): "He said: 'Shhh! Alice is asleep.'"
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"Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business"):
Ed: "Suppose they don't give me the promotion?"
Ralph: "Then you scare them. Tell them that after 17 years in the sewer, you are finally washing your hands of the whole thing."
"A Dog's Life":
Ed: "How about we call the food: 'Kramden's Delicious Marshall'?"
Ralph: "Marshall?"
Ed: "Well, we don't know what this food is. We might as well call it Marshall."
"A Dog's Life":
(Ralph brings some food to Mr. Marshall in his lunch box.)
Ralph: "I got in here (lunchbox) a million dollars."
Ed: "Then you must have had a good day on the bus."
"Man In The Blue Suit":
(Ralph and Ed have just finished playing poker with ther friends.)
Ralph: "Did you ever see a sore loser like that?"
Ed: "Yes, I did. Two weeks ago when you lost."
Ralph: "I have to put some weight on my broken leg."
Ed: "You are just the boy that can do it."
"Finders Keepers":
Ralph: "I will get the $300 Alice. I will get the $300 if I have to sell everything in this house."
Alice: "Fine. But what are you going to do about the other $280?"
"The Honeymoon Is Over":
(Alice is dresssed up as a young lady.)
Alice: "Who is going to look at me Ralph. I'm an old woman."
Ralph: "Who would look at an old woman? An old man."
"Curse of The Kramdens":
Ralph: "I didn't know that Jackie Gleason was irish."
Ed: "Yeah. His family came during the potato famine. In fact, they may have caused it."
"Ralph Kramden Presents":
Ralph: "Do you have anyone to call to them that you are not coming back?"
Ed: "Who do I have to call? All I have to do is write a note and drop it in the nearest manhole."
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"Young At Heart":
Alice: "I want to do the things that young people do. That is what keeps you young."
Ralph: "You want to do things that young people do? Let's play games that young people play. Let's play 'House.' You'll be the mommy and I'll be the poppy. All right mommy - CLEAN UP!"
"Dial J For Janitor":
(The house phone is ringing.)
Ralph: "I'm not answering it. I'm not answering it. Let it ring-ring-ring because I'm not answering it."
Alice: "But they are playing your song."
"Better Living Through TV":
Ralph: "Nobody is 100% Alice."
Alice: "You are. You have been wrong every time."
Frank: "Hey Ralph, are you going to eat your soup?"
Ralph: "I'm not hungry."
Frank (about to grab the soup): "Well, I hate to see anything go to waste."
Ralph (taking the soup): "I just got hungry."
"Cottage For Sale Part 2":
(All of them are in the lemon that is their cottage.)
Ralph (yells): "WOULD YOU GET OFF MY BACK ALICE? WOULD YOU GET OFF MY BACK? I AM TELLING YOU THIS PLACE IS GOING TO BE FIXED UP REAL GOOD."
Alice (yells): "YOU MADE A MISTAKE. WHY DON'T YOU ADMIT IT RALPH?"
Ralph (yells): "ALL RIGHT. I ADMIT IT! I ADMIT IT! I ADMIT IT! I MADE A MISTAKE. GO AHEAD AND KILL ME. GO AHEAD AND KILL ME."
Alice (yells): "DON'T TEMPT ME RALPH. DON'T TEMPT ME."
"My Fair Landlord":
(Ralph has just complained to Mr. Olsen that he does nothing for the apartment building. Ralph leaves.)
Mr. Olsen: "Your husband has got a lot of nerve saying that to me Mrs. Kramden. I do plenty around here. Last night, I was up until midnight waxing the stairs..."
Ralph (falling down the stairs, yells): "DUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Flushing Ho":
(Ed comes out with a sailboat. Ralph wants to take a bath.)
Ralph: "You don't mean to tell me that you kept me waiting out here for 20 minutes while you were in there playing with a boat in the tub?"
Ed: "I'm sorry Ralph. This is a new boat. We were on the Shakedown Cruise!"
"Rafitti, Brooklyn Style":
(It's Alice's birthday and Ralph has forgotten it.)
Alice: "Ralph, you do remember what today is?"
Ralph: "Sure, it's my pool night."
Alice's Mom: "See? He's good for nothing."
Ralph: "How do you know? You never saw me shoot pool."
"You're In The Picture":
(The Kramdens and Nortons are shopping in Spain.)
Alice: "This only costs 120 posadas (sp?)."
Ralph: "Only 120 posadas? You think I am made of posadas?"
Alice: "I said posadas. Not potatoes."
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"Dinner Guest":
Man: "Me and my wife are big TV fans. Where's the TV?"
Ralph (speaking at the same time as Alice): "It's out getting repaired."
Alice (speaking at the same time as Ralph): "We don't have a TV set."
Ralph (speaking at the same time as Alice): "We don't have a TV set."
Alice (speaking at the same time as Ralph): "It's out getting repaired."
Ralph: "What my wife is trying to say is that if we had a TV set, it would be out getting repaired."
"Boys & Girls Together":
Alice: "Well Ralph, I am ready to sit down."
Ralph: "So?"
Alice: "Well, who's going to help me with my chair?"
Ralph: "There's only two of us in the room so unless you have a torn ligament or something, you'll do it."
"Dial J For Janitor":
(Ed is trying to bang his pipes to get water for his apartment. Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)
Ralph (yells): "NORTON, WOULD YOU STOP THAT BANGING? I GOT A
Ed (from upstairs, yells): "I NEED WATER. I NEED TO TAKE A BATH."
Ralph (yells): "DO ME A FAVOR AND STAY DIRTY JUST FOR THE NIGHT."
"Unconventional Behavior":
(Ed & Ralph are handcuffed on a train. Ed tried syaing "Boomph" to get out, like he was instructed but it doesn't work.)
Ralph: "I have had enough of the boomphing. Get the key out and open them up."
Ed: "There ain't no key. You got to boomph your way out."
Ralph (yells): "I AM GOING TO BOOMPH YOU OUT OF THE WHOLE CAR."
"Man In The Blue Suit":
(Ed is ripping up his jacket just so he would look like a bum to get his suit back from the Help The Needy Society.)
Ralph: "I paid $8 for this jacket."
Ed: "Would you stop being so penny wise and half a pound foolish? You need to get the $73 from that jacket's pocket. $8 from $73 is, uh...You got a lot left over."
"Ralph Kramden Inc.":
Alice: "I burned my figner on that darned stove."
Ralph: "If you are not burning yourself, it's my food."
"Ralph Kramden Presents":
Ed: "Have I seen you once?"
Jean Kean (as herself): "I don't believe so."
Ed: "Did you ever work in the sewer?"
"Six Months To Live":
Ralph: "That does it Norton. In six months, I will be dead."
Ed: "Don't get so upset. Doctos can be wrong to you know. Take a friend of mine for instance. The doctor gave him six months to live. Boy, did he make a monkey out of that doctor."
Ralph: "What happened?"
Ed: "He lived for almost eight months."
"Follow The Boys":
(Alice wants to go to the movies but Ralph doesn't want him to go. He has to go bowling for the Hurricanes.)
Ralph: "The hurricanes need me."
Alice: "I feel very sorry for the Hurricanes because the biggest wind of them all is not going to be there."
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"The Bensonhurst Bomber":
(Harvey just saw Ralph "KO" somebody.)
Harvey: "That is some punch you got there."
Ralph: "It wasn't anything. I hurt him with my bad hand."
"$99,000 Answer":
Alice: "Spell antidistanttablihmentterrism (sp?)."
Ralph: "I'll spell it...I'll spell it...I'll spell it."
Alice: "Well, go ahead."
Ralph: "I will spell it when you give me $16,000."
"Two For The Money":
Ralph: "How many holdups have I had?"
Alice: "Six."
Ralph: "In five of them, they didn't get anything."
Alice: "The sixth time was a doozy. They took $45 and the bus."
Ralph: "I have been driving a bus for 15 years and because I lose ONE bus, you have to hold it over my head."
"Ralph Kramden Presents":
Ralph: "You know what Jackie Gleason gets. Maybe $50 to $100 a night."
Ed: "$50 to $100 a night?"
Ralph: "Yeah. Personally, I don't think he deserves it but that is what he gets."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
Ralph (to Alice): "By the way cupcake..."
Ed: "Yes Ralph."
Ralph: "She is cupcake. You're fruitcake."
"The Prowler":
Ed: "I came by to tell you to put some stuff up against the door."
Ralph: "Thank you but I have already done that."
Ed: "How did I get in?"
"Two Men On A Horse Part 1":
Alice: "I'll go get a flashlight for you."
Ralph: "I don't need one."
(Ralph leaves and falls down the stairs. Alice comes by the door. He comes back.)
Ralph: "Well, don't just stand there. Get me a flashlight."
"Box Top Kid Part One":
Trixie: "Ed believes that before you go to Europe, you should see a bit of America first. So we made a list. So far this year, we have scratched off Bayoone, Yonkers & Scranton."
Alice: "What are you going to scratch off this year?"
Trixie: "I would like to scratch off Norton."
"The Golfer":
Ralph: "I deserve that promotion, Norton - I worked hard to get it! Just because Mr. Harper doesn't know I'm alive I'm not going to get the promotion, huh? Well, it's the same ol' story: its not what you know, its who you know! If you don't have any connections you're dead. You can be the smartest guy in the world, know everything about everything, know the encyclopedia backwards and forwards. But, if you don't have any connections you get nowhere."
Ed: "Now wait a minute, I don't think that applies to every case. I didn't have any connections when I got my job in the sewer."
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"Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large":
(The crooks are in the apartment. Ralph picks up a water pistol.)
Ralph (yells): "ALL RIGHT! STICK 'EM UP! GET 'EM UP!"
(The crooks get their arms up. Knock on door.)
Ralph (yells): "WHO IS IT?"
Tommy (from outside): "It's me Tommy. Do you have my water pistol in
"Young At Heart":
Ralph: "This isn't a crazy costume. This is what all of us cats wear. I got it! I got it! I'm hip! Ready to go! I'm gone! Gone!"
Alice: "You are gone all right."
"Boys & Girls Together":
Alice (hugging Ralph): "Maye it's better with the lights on so that way I can see my big handsome man."
(Alice kisses Ralph.)
Ralph: "Have you been at that beer?"
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ed (reading an astrology book): "Taurus the Bull shows wisodm in all money manners and is attractive to the opposite sex."
Ralph: "That's me all right."
"Two Men On A Horse Part 1":
Ed: "We Racoons do a lot of things for this communitty."
Alice: "Name one."
Ed: "Last year, we planted a bush in the park."
"King of The Castle":
(Trixie kicked Ed out.)
Ralph: "I don't know what went wrong. I told you to say to her that you are the king of your castle."
Ed: "I knew my part. Trixie didn't know hers."
"You're In The Picture":
(The man is holding a picture of Ralph and a girl kissing. If Alice found out, she would get mad.)
Man: "You give me $500 so you can have this picture or I will give it to your wife."
Ed: "Don't take the money. Let Alice have the picture than you can get it from her for nothing."
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Ralph: "Can you take a hint?"
Ed: "Yes."
Ralph: "All right." (yells): "I HATE YOU! HATE YOU! HATE YOU! NOW GET OUT!"
Ed: "Okay. What's the hint?"
"Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"):
Ralph: "You are the only man that can turn my stomach upside-down."
Ed: "There isn't a man in this city that is strong enough to do that."
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"Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large":
(The crooks are in the apartment. Ralph picks up a water pistol.)
Ralph (yells): "ALL RIGHT! STICK 'EM UP! GET 'EM UP!"
(The crooks get their arms up. Knock on door.)
Ralph (yells): "WHO IS IT?"
Tommy (from outside): "It's me Tommy. Do you have my water pistol in
"Young At Heart":
Ralph: "This isn't a crazy costume. This is what all of us cats wear. I got it! I got it! I'm hip! Ready to go! I'm gone! Gone!"
Alice: "You are gone all right."
"Boys & Girls Together":
Alice (hugging Ralph): "Maye it's better with the lights on so that way I can see my big handsome man."
(Alice kisses Ralph.)
Ralph: "Have you been at that beer?"
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ed (reading an astrology book): "Taurus the Bull shows wisodm in all money manners and is attractive to the opposite sex."
Ralph: "That's me all right."
"Two Men On A Horse Part 1":
Ed: "We Racoons do a lot of things for this communitty."
Alice: "Name one."
Ed: "Last year, we planted a bush in the park."
"King of The Castle":
(Trixie kicked Ed out.)
Ralph: "I don't know what went wrong. I told you to say to her that you are the king of your castle."
Ed: "I knew my part. Trixie didn't know hers."
"You're In The Picture":
(The man is holding a picture of Ralph and a girl kissing. If Alice found out, she would get mad.)
Man: "You give me $500 so you can have this picture or I will give it to your wife."
Ed: "Don't take the money. Let Alice have the picture than you can get it from her for nothing."
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Ralph: "Can you take a hint?"
Ed: "Yes."
Ralph: "All right." (yells): "I HATE YOU! HATE YOU! HATE YOU! NOW GET OUT!"
Ed: "Okay. What's the hint?"
"Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"):
Ralph: "You are the only man that can turn my stomach upside-down."
Ed: "There isn't a man in this city that is strong enough to do that."
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Andrew R. Kerr, Ph.D.
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Andrew Kerr's Curriculum vitae [PDF].
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Andrew successfully defended his Ph.D. thesis in computer engineering from Georgia Institute of Technology in November 2012. He is one of the founders of the GPU Ocelot dynamic compilation framework for heterogeneous systems. He is currently employed as a GPU architect at NVIDIA, advancing the state of the art of GPU computing.