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=== Installing Bumblebee with Intel / nvidia ===
=== Installing Bumblebee with Intel / nvidia ===
Install {{AUR|bumblebee}}
Install {{AUR|bumblebee}} {{AUR|bumblebee-systemd}} if you are using {{Pkg|systemd}} from [[Arch User Repository|AUR]], and then install the special nvidia package {{aur|nvidia-utils-bumblebee}} for bumblebee.
If you want to run 32-bit applications (like games with wine) on a 64-bit system you need the {{AUR|lib32-nvidia-utils-bumblebee}} from AUR additionally.
If you want to run 32-bit applications (like games with wine) on a 64-bit system you need the {{AUR|lib32-nvidia-utils-bumblebee}} from AUR additionally.
Revision as of 02:29, 1 August 2012
zh-CN:Bumblebee From Bumblebee's FAQ:
Bumblebee is an effort to make NVIDIA Optimus enabled laptops work in GNU/Linux systems. Such feature involves two graphics cards with two different power consumption profiles plugged in a layered way sharing a single framebuffer.
- 1 Bumblebee: Optimus for Linux
- 2 Installation
- 3 Start Bumblebee
- 4 Usage
- 5 Configuration
- 6 CUDA Without Bumblebee
- 7 Troubleshooting
- 8 Important Links
Bumblebee: Optimus for Linux
Optimus Technology is an hybrid graphics implementation without a hardware multiplexer. The integrated GPU manages the display while the dedicated GPU manages the most demanding rendering and ships the work to the integrated GPU to be displayed. When the laptop is running on battery supply, the dedicated GPU is turned off to save power and prolong the battery life.
Bumblebee is a software implementation based on VirtualGL and a kernel driver to be able to use the dedicated GPU, which is not physically connected to the screen.
Bumblebee tries to mimic the Optimus technology behavior; using the dedicated GPU for rendering when needed and power it down when not in use. The present releases only support rendering on-demand, power-management is a work in progress.
The NVIDIA dedicated card is managed as a separate X server connected to a "fake" screen (the screen is configured but not used). The second server is called using VirtualGL as if it were a remote server. That said, you will need a series of steps to set-up the kernel driver, the X server and a daemon.
Before installing Bumblebee check your BIOS and activate Optimus (shareable graphics), if possible (BIOS doesn't have to provide this option), and install the intel driver for the secondary on board graphics card.
Installing Bumblebee with Intel / nvidia
Install bumblebeeAUR ( bumblebee-systemdAUR if you are using systemd ) from AUR, and then install the special nvidia package nvidia-utils-bumblebeeAUR for bumblebee.
If you want to run 32-bit applications (like games with wine) on a 64-bit system you need the lib32-nvidia-utils-bumblebeeAUR from AUR additionally.
In order to avoid installing nvidia-utils as a dependency when installing the nvidia driver, you have to install the nvidia-bumblebeeAUR package from the AUR instead (which is the same driver packaged for bumblebee usage).
Installing Bumblebee with Intel / nouveau
Install nouveau and required packages first:
# pacman -S xf86-video-nouveau nouveau-dri mesa
- xf86-video-nouveau experimental 3D acceleration driver
- nouveau-dri Mesa classic DRI + Gallium3D drivers
- mesa Mesa 3-D graphics libraries
Now Install bumblebeeAUR from AUR:
Start Bumblebee
In order to use it is necessary add yourself (and other users) at Bumblebee group:
# usermod -a -G bumblebee $USER
$USER is the login name of the user to be added. Then log off and on again to apply the group changes.
To start bumblebee automatically add it to your
DAEMONS array in
DAEMONS=(... @bumblebeed)
For systemd users
# systemctl enable bumbleed.service
Finished - reboot system and use the shell program
optirun for Optimus NVIDIA rendering!
The command line programm
optirun shipped with bumblebee is your best friend for running applications on your Optimus NVIDIA card.
Test Bumblebee if it works with your Optimus system:
$ optirun glxgears
If it succeeds and the terminal you are running from mentions something about your NVIDIA - Optimus with Bumblebee is working!
General Usage:
$ optirun [options] <application> [application-parameters]
Some Examples:
Start Firefox accelerated with Optimus:
$ optirun firefox
Start Windows applications with Optimus:
$ optirun wine <windows application>.exe
Use NVIDIA Settings with Optimus:
$ optirun nvidia-settings -c :8
For a list of options for
optirun run:
$ optirun --help
You can configure the behaviour of Bumblebee to fit your needs. Fine tuning like speed optimization, power managment and other stuff can be configured in
Optimizing Speed
Bumblebee renders frames for your Optimus NVIDIA card in a invisible X Server with VirtualGL and transports them back to your visible X Server.
Frames will be compressed before they are transported - this saves bandwith and can be used for speedup optimization of bumblebee:
To use an other compression method for a single application:
$ optirun -c <compress-method> application
The method of compres will affect performance in the GPU/GPU usage. Compressed methods (such as
jpeg) will load the CPU the most but will load GPU the minimum necessary; uncompressed methods loads the most on GPU and the CPU will have the minimum load possible.
Compressed Methods are:
Uncompressed Methods are:
To use a standard compression for all applications set the
VGLTransport to
<compress-method> in
... [optirun] VGLTransport=proxy ...
Power Management
The goal of power management feature is to turnoff the NVIDIA card when it is not used by bumblebee anymore.
To enable power managment for bumblebee install bbswitchAUR from AUR.
Set the
PMMethod to
bbswitch in the driver section of
[bumblebeed] KeepUnusedXServer=false ... [driver-nvidia] PMMethod=bbswitch ... [driver-nouveau] PMMethod=bbswitch ...
Default power state of NVIDIA card
load_state and
unload_state module options according to your needs (see bbswitch documentation).
options bbswitch load_state=0 unload_state=0
Just restart bumblebee daemon to activate power managment:
# rc.d restart bumblebeed
Enable NVIDIA card during shutdown
The NVIDIA card may not correctly initialize during boot if the card was powered off when the system was last shutdown. One option is to set
TurnCardOffAtExit=false in
/etc/bumblebee/bumblebee.conf, however this will enable the card everytime you stop the Bumblebee daemon, even if done manually. To ensure that the NVIDIA card is always powered on during shutdown, add the following hook function (if using bbswitchAUR):
nvidia_card_enable() { BBSWITCH=/proc/acpi/bbswitch stat_busy "Enabling NVIDIA GPU" if [ -w ${BBSWITCH} ]; then echo ON > ${BBSWITCH} stat_done else stat_fail fi } add_hook shutdown_poweroff nvidia_card_enable
Multiple monitors
You can set up multiple monitors with xorg.conf. Set them to use the Intel card, but Bumblebee can still use the NVIDIA card. One example configuration is below for two identical screens with 1080p resolution and using the HDMI out.
Section "Screen" Identifier "Screen0" Device "intelgpu0" Monitor "Monitor0" DefaultDepth 24 Option "TwinView" "0" SubSection "Display" Depth 24 Modes "1980x1080_60.00" EndSubSection EndSection Section "Screen" Identifier "Screen1" Device "intelgpu1" Monitor "Monitor1" DefaultDepth 24 Option "TwinView" "0" SubSection "Display" Depth 24 Modes "1980x1080_60.00" EndSubSection EndSection Section "Monitor" Identifier "Monitor0" Option "Enable" "true" EndSection Section "Monitor" Identifier "Monitor1" Option "Enable" "true" EndSection Section "Device" Identifier "intelgpu0" Driver "intel" Option "XvMC" "true" Option "UseEvents" "true" Option "AccelMethod" "UXA" BusID "PCI:0:2:0" EndSection Section "Device" Identifier "intelgpu1" Driver "intel" Option "XvMC" "true" Option "UseEvents" "true" Option "AccelMethod" "UXA" BusID "PCI:0:2:0" EndSection
You need to probably change the BusID:
$ lspci | grep VGA
00:02.0 VGA compatible controller: Intel Corporation 2nd Generation Core Processor Family Integrated Graphics Controller (rev 09)
The BusID is 0:2:0
CUDA Without Bumblebee
This is not well documented, but you do not need Bumblebee to use CUDA and it may work even on machines where optirun fails. For a guide on how to get it working with the Lenovo IdeaPad Y580 (which uses the GeForce 660M), see: https://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/Lenovo_IdeaPad_Y580#NVIDIA_Card. Those instructions are very likely to work with other machines (except for the acpi-handle-hack part, which may not be necessary).
[VGL] ERROR: Could not open display :8
There is a known problem with some wine applications that fork and kill the parent process without keeping track of it (for example the free to play online game "Runes of Magic")
A workaround for this problem is:
$ optirun bash $ optirun wine <windows program>.exe
If using NVIDA drivers a fix for this problem is to edit
/etc/bumblebee/xorg.conf.nvidia and change Option
ConnectedMonitor to
[ERROR]Cannot access secondary GPU
In some instances, running optirun will return:
[ERROR]Cannot access secondary GPU - error: [XORG] (EE) No devices detected. [ERROR]Aborting because fallback start is disabled.
In this case, you will need to move the file
/etc/X11/xorg.conf.d/20-intel.conf to somewhere else. Restart the bumblebeed daemon, and it should work.
Credit for this goes to Lekensteyn on #bumblebee at freenode.net
It could be also necessary to comment the driver line in
KeepUnusedXServer in
/etc/bumblebee/bumblebee.conf from
false to
true. Your program forks into background and bumblebee don't know anything about it.
Video tearing
Video tearing is a somewhat common problem on Bumblebee. To fix it, you need to enable vsync. It should be enabled by default on the Intel card, but verify that from Xorg logs. To check whether or not it is enabled for nvidia, run
$ optirun nvidia-settings -c :8
X Server XVideo Settings -> Sync to VBlank and
OpenGL Settings -> Sync to VBlank should both be enabled. The Intel card has in general less tearing, so use it for video playback. Especially use VA-API for video decoding (e.g.
mplayer-vaapi and with
-vsync parameter).
Refer to the Intel article on how to fix tearing on the Intel card.
If it is still not fixed, try to disable compositing from your desktop environment. Try also disabling triple buffering.
Important Links
Join us at #bumblebee at freenode.net


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Tuesday, June 26, 2012
Comics 1071-1073: Partyin' Partyin' Yeah
1072. Randy, you have already used this exact joke before. F
1073. I think Randy just saw this SMBC and decided to get in on the hot Garfield joke action. This one is mostly interesting because the forums seem to think that Randy is somehow suggesting some new interesting profound thought, where it seems clear to me he's mostly just saying he thinks is absurd. C-
154 comments:
- weaselsoupJune 26, 2012 at 12:46 AM
he thinks what is absurd? himself?ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJune 26, 2012 at 1:58 AM
Are the forumites really saying this is profound? I had this idea when I was in elementary school. In fact, I think I stole this idea from an episode of Doug.ReplyDelete
- weaselsoupJune 26, 2012 at 2:15 AM
also, I do not care for SMBC at all, but look at how quickly Zach Weiner got his kickstarter funded. I have no idea if this is a good thing or not. probably, in the long termReplyDeleteReplies
- AnonymousJune 26, 2012 at 3:40 AM
We're a few decades before the fall of the Western Empire. By this time in any empire, the idle owning classes seem to almost deliberately throw their spare money at the least socially useful things.Delete
- AnonymousJune 26, 2012 at 9:21 AM
It's not a donation, but a purchase. You get a digital copy for if you pledge over $10 and a paper one too if you pledge more than $20.Delete
It's still pretty scary a shitty webcomic can make 1200 sales in 3 (?) days. I think that implies SMBC has close to 100k daily unique visitors.
- AnonymousJune 26, 2012 at 12:54 PM
Hey now, SMBC has some gold, updates very frequently, and it's not nearly as pretentious as xkcd.Delete
- AnonymousJune 26, 2012 at 6:12 PM
HI ZACHDelete
SMBC does have some gold, there are some good ones. There are also terrible ones and ones that are kind of middling.Delete
But it's in full colour and it's never reached those higher echelons of shit like xkcd.
- AnonymousJune 29, 2012 at 5:23 PM
BUT IT HAS COLORDelete
- AnonymousJune 26, 2012 at 2:52 AM
1071. This is what the Hugo is for, right? Ability to draw and shade circles? Plus, he has his usual "the world is amazing" trite message, which rings hollow when you realise the meaningless act he's used to demonstrate it with.ReplyDelete
1072. You know, deflating a punchline isn't actually funny unless it's taken to a funny conclusion. And that final panel just isn't.
1073. I think Randall's trying to make a smug point about how he doesn't actually work and is therefore enlightened (his usual "break out of your cubicles" nonsense), but the nature of life is that you have to work. Even if you're a hermit in a cave somewhere, presumably you have to sweep out that cave and scrounge for food. And, because people are social, they want to have their weekends at roughly the same time.
- AnonymousJune 26, 2012 at 3:28 AM
The nature of socialism is that you have to work. A capitalist is quite OK with the idea that, as long as you have money, you can sit on your ass all day and contribute nothing.ReplyDelete
Yeah, I went there.Replies
- AlessandroJune 26, 2012 at 8:41 AM
Eff'n yo' doesn't like th' way we live in 'merica yo' kin jest getcher dirty commie ass outta hyar!Delete
But capitalism is based in the idea that you _have_ to work to get money... if you didn't, then yeah, that'd be great, but it requires extreme luck or skill. The vast majority of people need to work for money, as opposed to living under a society where the "nature" is that you have to work but the reality is that there is no mechanism to enforce this.Delete
- AlessandroJune 26, 2012 at 11:58 AM
LOL! Vid, you think shareholders have to work in order to get the profits their companies make? Capitalism means you can profiting from someone else's work just because you own the capital.Delete
The whole point of a Capitalist economy is the possibility of making the right investments on the stockmarket and then gain steady income without ever having to work again in your whole life.
- AnonymousJune 26, 2012 at 5:58 PM
@Vid, no it isn't, don't be stupid.Delete
Capitalism = private ownership of the means of production through the accumulation of *capital* = obviate need to work.
Even though capitalism has been a miserable failure and hasn't really existed in any recognisable form for about a century now, you could at least not sully its one virtue: it recognises man's laziness.
- AnonymousJune 26, 2012 at 7:30 AM
I wish this site was funny or interesting. Quite often XKCD is one or the other.ReplyDeleteReplies
- weaselsoupJune 26, 2012 at 8:11 AM
not in the last five years or so, to be fairDelete
- AnonymousJune 26, 2012 at 9:11 AM
HI RANDALLDelete
I like this HI stuff. I hope it stays around, it's good.Delete
- AnonymousJuly 2, 2012 at 8:33 AM
HI JOHNDelete
- AnonymousJune 26, 2012 at 7:57 AM
Ron Paul 2012ReplyDelete
- AlessandroJune 26, 2012 at 8:36 AM
Does anybody here remmenber the last time they laughed at this blog?ReplyDelete
I miss ravenZOMG reviews.Replies
- AnonymousJune 26, 2012 at 11:55 AM
"I miss ravenZOMG reviews."Delete
- AnonymousJune 26, 2012 at 6:02 PM
this blog was once a clique of second rate IT drones and emos. ravenz i guess was ok because she didn't think much of herself, but some of the rest were absurdly impressed with their own minds. a circlejerk of people who hate xkcd is no better than a circlejerk of those who love it.Delete
at least those who post now - in articles as well as comments - have no sense of self-importance or self-righteousness.
- AnonymousJune 27, 2012 at 1:19 AM
Yeah, we're so much better than the old audience.Delete
- AnonymousJune 26, 2012 at 9:18 AM
"....Maybe someone out there is excited by the portrayal of exoplanets as uninteresting brownish circles, but I am not....."ReplyDelete
Perhaps if they were portrayed as wrinkly brownish circles, would you be excited and your interest piqued?
Or bleached perhaps?Replies
- AnonymousJune 26, 2012 at 12:26 PM
This reads like pure me!Delete
Who the hell are you?
- Cancers Love To RapeJune 26, 2012 at 1:32 PM
No, no. I am me. Nobody else is.Delete
Alternate answer: YOU LYING SLUT, IT'S THE BELT FOR YOU!
NEW TOPIC: Get rid of anonymous posting, or mod away shit posts? Discuss.
the only person with mod powers on this blog is Carl and he is living it up on the ad money in the BahamasDelete
- AnonymousJune 28, 2012 at 3:16 AM
We should go kneecap him.Delete
- AnonymousJune 26, 2012 at 9:30 AM
I can never relate to someone who doesn't have an interest in the discovery of planets.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJune 26, 2012 at 9:42 AM
- Texas ArcaneJune 26, 2012 at 12:06 PM
When we were driving home, we saw all kinds of bizarre things that were totally out of place. Like right in the median strip, some businessman sitting on his briefcase with blood all over his pants and a tourniquet. A bunch of black guys surrounding some young couple who looked like tourists literally ripping the woman's clothes off one piece at a time. A homeless guy by the edge of Sunset Boulevard holding a cardboard sign reading "REPENT NOW OR BE DAMNED TO HELL." People running everywhere with shopping carts piled high with groceries or possessions. The smoke forced us to close the car ventilation intakes and circulate the air inside.ReplyDelete
We stopped at all the red lights until I realized that very few people were and if we sat in place like this we might get rear ended. I was trying to keep my wife from losing it by staying in control myself, but I was having a really hard time convincing myself I was not dreaming. I kept thinking, this is one of those vivid dreams where something so incongruous will happen I will realize it is a dream and suddenly things will be inconsistent and irrational and then I will awaken. I thought there would be riots down in South Central like Watts and they might be bad but there is no way this could have happened to the entire city like this so quickly. That's what I was thinking.
When we pulled into our driveway off Martin Way it is like I was suddenly seeing with new eyes. Our home was right on Sunset Boulevard, close to an alley that accessed a main road on both sides. That was not a good place to be during the apocalypse. It's like my eyes had X-ray vision when we unlocked our front door. We were completely exposed in our one level flat, our door was made of a composite of cardboard fibers and lots of glue. Any man over 200 lbs could probably just tear the door off the frame. It suddenly occurred to me I lived in a fishbowl with full length windows in the front yard. Like most people this just had not struck me as something important until right at that moment. I had been sleepwalking through my entire life.
The first thing my wife did was to rush over to the television and turn it on. I got my Desert Eagle out of the cupboard and I immediately made a tour of the entire house checking to see if all the windows and doors were locked. Then I came back to the living room and sat briefly with my wife watching the news, just as the last rays of the sun were dying behind the drapes. Night was coming. It looked like on television that nobody was going to be in darkness, though, because half the buildings in the city were catching fire.
- Texas ArcaneJune 26, 2012 at 12:07 PM
I was shaking. I could hear loud voices out in the street, some in fear, some in anger. I peered through the curtains and could only see dark shadows moving out on the sidewalk. I turned the porch light off. There was no way I wanted to go out there, I kept thinking we'll keep the drapes closed and nobody will know we are here. I had this really powerful overwhelming urge to want to rush to a strong door down to a cellar, which I would close behind us and have a rush of relief at finding a place with food, water, light and safety. Unfortunately, there was no cellar. We lived in a styrofoam kit house that could likely be pulled apart by hand if somebody wanted to. Only a complete arsehole would live in a home like this, you'd have to be so tuned out you were barely registering as conscious. I took a look through the kitchen at my pathetic "preps" I had bought for those "riots" I was worried about ... some cans of soup, two jugs of springwater, a cheap little flashlight. I just had no idea.ReplyDelete
When I went out and sat in the living room and watched some more television, I got one consistent fact from the news ... apparently the police were nowhere to be found, 911 was not answering and the government had completely abdicated it's responsibility to keep order. The people on the news kept saying something about the police waiting for the national guard to arrive. It took a really long time to sink in before I understood what they were saying. The police had camped out in their stations and were not coming out. You were completely on your own.
My wife finally fell asleep on the couch around midnight. I did not sleep a wink and stayed in front of the television all night, making one cup of coffee after another and monitoring the creep of the riots towards us one block at a time from down in South Central. Every few minutes, a helicopter shot appeared of a new building burning at a ferocious rate almost by magic where just an hour beforehand it had been pristine. They never showed anyone running away from the building, no arsonists ... it was just buildings exploding into bright flames glowing like miniature suns one after the other in a slow procession towards Sunset Boulevard. You would have thought the planet had been invaded by aliens made of fire.
Around 6 in the morning, I went out as the sun was rising. Half the horizon was a pillar of dark billowing smoke that looked like a woodcutting from the Old Testament. It was eighty miles high and was reaching the upper atmosphere.
- Texas ArcaneJune 26, 2012 at 12:08 PM
That morning everyone on the news was desperately trying to convince everyone of the existence of some sanity in the world and that things would shortly be back under control, but it never was very persuasive because they kept cutting to the cops barricaded inside the station house eating donuts and watching the news and clicking their tongues saying it's terrible, somebody oughtta do somethin' about that.ReplyDelete
Lots of pundits and talking heads were telling us the previous night was the worst part and it was over. I climbed to the roof of my house and looked towards the south - I had this sick feeling that this was the beginning, not the end. That feeling was absolutely accurate. That was just the tip of the iceberg of what was coming.
I gave my wife a gun, locked the front doors and drove to the supermarket as soon as it was open and found myself fighting dozens and dozens of people at the doors to get inside and raid the place for as much as we could cart away. I got it right this time and bought what I thought would be serious provisions ... powdered milk, dry staples like beans and corn, canned meats, 30 liter springwater jugs. There was a serious dearth of cashiers and I heard the manager say that lots of people would not be coming in at all. There was a kind of electricity in the air like before a storm. Everyone wanted to get home with stocks and cocoon themselves. Some guy was trying to argue with me over a big pack of "D" cell batteries that I found behind the empty display case, I kept staring at him until he shut up and went away. One really old codger had a radio with an earpiece and he was muttering something about the "looting" starting in earnest while he was waiting in line with me. I didn't know what he was talking about at the time.
I waited at the gun shop for thirty minutes trying to buy a few boxes of ammo but the atmosphere there was very violent and utterly strange. There were lots of guys trying to buy guns off people waiting in line because the gunshop owner had reminded them of the thirty day waiting periods they had voted for in referendum and told them they could apply for a permit but would not be taking a gun out of the shop. These guys were begging for guns to protect their families in these pathetic reedy voices it broke your heart to listen to. Just about then a station wagon filled with black youths drove by playing some bass ugly rap music, everyone in the line was ultra tense thinking they were going to do a drive-by on all the white gun owners waiting in line. The wagon pulled off down the street and finally vanished. I gave up waiting and headed back to the house, luckily I had bought a little ammo the week before the riots.
When I got home, I immediately drilled holes for security crossbars on the front and back door and mounted a two-by-four on each to hold the door if somebody was trying to force it.
Then I turned on the TV again. The illusion that the dawn would bring sanity was completely dispelled. There were crowds bigger than Bible epics filling the parking lots of the all mega stores on La Cienega and they were stealing everything that was not tied down. Anybody watching the news could see the majority of all of them were the new mexican enrichers, not "poor downtrodden disaffected blacks." These guys who were operating leaf blowers for the wealthy the day before were taking advantage of the chaos to show their true colors and were running rampant as animals once they knew the law was not going to show up. They were systematically stripping every single retailer to the west shoreline of anything bigger than a thumbtack - and they were doing it brazenly right in front of television cameras hovering overhead off helicopters.
It was mesmerizing to just watch them swarming into the shopping centers and emerging like little ants loaded down with boxes. Before I knew it the time had slipped by and it was almost noon.
I'll put the rest down as soon as I get a chance about what was going on by that afternoon.Replies
- AnonymousJune 26, 2012 at 12:59 PM
Fool, your wife is a zombie.Delete
- AnonymousJune 26, 2012 at 1:04 PM
Soo...... you hate Mexicans?Delete
- AnonymousJune 30, 2012 at 7:09 AM
needs more dragons and shitDelete
- AnonymousJune 26, 2012 at 12:30 PM
This place would possess a higher calibre of wit and hate if you:
A. Remove Anonymous comment posting.
B. Remove me.Replies
- AnonymousJune 26, 2012 at 2:05 PM
A. Yes, surely making people post under fake names rather than as "Anonymous" will greatly improve the quality of comments here. Innit?Delete
B. Agreed. Preferably through violence.
- AnonymousJune 26, 2012 at 2:20 PM
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.Delete
I am a sperm whale with over three million confirmed krills.Delete
NEW TOPIC: What's the deal with pussy? Does anyone ever actually eat this stuff?
- AnonymousJune 26, 2012 at 5:34 PM
Naw, man. I'm not into vore.Delete
- Mandall RunroeJune 26, 2012 at 5:58 PM
JUST IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT YET, I DO!!!!Delete
(Hint hint.)
(You see, I am telling you that I enjoy a sexual act that many women find pleasurable and/or wish their mates would perform more often, and therefore you should have sex with me if you are among said group of women.)
(Did I mention I'm into cunnilingus, BTW? I love lingusing that cunn. Yessiree.)
(Why don't you let me demonstrate what I mean?)
- in response to the navy sealJune 26, 2012 at 6:20 PM
Worst copypasta ever. Can anyone come up with a better one?Delete
- AnonymousJune 26, 2012 at 7:38 PM
u are 1 fucking cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fuckin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fuckin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queerDelete
- AnonymousJune 27, 2012 at 11:48 AM
i said a BETTER oneDelete
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NEW TOPIC: Homicide as a group trust building exercise.Replies
- AnonymousJune 26, 2012 at 1:33 PM
Are we classing homicide purely by its legal definition, or are we to liberate it to include the destruction of animals?Delete
- AnonymousJune 26, 2012 at 2:24 PM
Humans are the animals of least consequence.Delete
- AnonymousJune 26, 2012 at 2:25 PM
I find that jointly committing homicide is one of the great uniters of disenfranchised male minorities with shared racial characteristics, perhaps second only to forcibly penetrating outsiders in unison. It also can serve to help increase dedication to a group via cognitive dissonance if required as part of an initiation rite.Delete
Likewise, committing homicide against members of minority groups via beatings, strangulation, stabbing, etc. has historically proven to reinforce the ties of majority communities while also providing a fun family activity a nice backdrop for picnics. Executions of lawbreakers have frequently been used for similar purposes.
Depending on the definition of homicide being used, military groups have frequently demonstrated that it increases cohesion within small groups, and gladiatorial games have used it to help maintain social hierarchies by providing entertainment to the masses.
- AnonymousJune 27, 2012 at 7:08 AM
Dearest Eichmann Dobbs,Delete
It's 'thespian' and my sphincter is anything but dymaxion - I minimise my advantage with the maximal expenditure of energy and material.
- AnonymousJune 27, 2012 at 8:13 AM
I was going to correct him on that too, but then I figured he was going for a portmanteau of 'thespian' and 'lesbian'.Delete
- AnonymousJune 27, 2012 at 3:06 PM
Unlikely the cunt has the intellectual wherewithal to pixellate a near-homophonic malapropism engendering a droll conflational lexeme that, entitled in the language of the cheese-eating surrender monkeys, is a portmanteau.Delete
Then again, maybe she/he does.
my mother says I'm clever :JDelete
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- AnonymousJune 26, 2012 at 6:50 PM
I wonder what Randy would think of an old Soviet novel called "Monday Begins on Saturday". Weekends are for losers! Taking breaks is for people who are too dumb to love their jobs!ReplyDelete
- AnonymouseJune 26, 2012 at 9:53 PM
There are many reasons why Randy is an atheist (i.e. humanist, engineer, Ph.D. warrior of logic and reason, etc) but here are the top reasons.ReplyDelete
1. He want a hot, steamy load from Neil de (great ass) Tysons magnum black rod of science.
2. All Christians are evil, backwards barbarians bent on executing gays (after Randall became an atheist and got a restriction order from Megan, he also became gay) enslaving women and burning copies of Christopher Hitchens' collective works.
3. All religious people believe in no sex before marriage. Randy believes in huge outdoor interracial-gay orgies and screaming "Carl Sagan!" when he blows his NASA rocket scientist load all over another NASA rocket scientist (i.e. Mensa society member)
4. When was the last time a religious person contributed to science? Never. Richard Dawkins literally invented Calculus, the Big Bang Theory, Genetics, philosophy, Physics and evolution after completing his masterwork; The God Delusion. Marie Curie was also an atheist and thoughts of her milky bosoms gave Randall many nights of excitement as a boy.
5. Randy enjoys going into Wal-Mart and demonstrating his morally perfect self to Christians everywhere. He loves it when people cheer him on after dispatching a fundie-theist retard on xkcd, too.
6. Randy likes using computers. The father of the computer was gay, therefore, because all theists everywhere hate gays, they don't use computers.
- weaselsoupJune 26, 2012 at 10:48 PM
the wossname, mouseover text. how long before they silently fix that?ReplyDeleteReplies
- AnonymousJune 26, 2012 at 11:01 PM
What's wrong with it? The "K" in "OK" needs to be capitalized or something?Delete
Speaking of weird capitalization, what's "TiME"?
- weaselsoupJune 27, 2012 at 12:11 AM
what 11:28 said. the repetition. but also yes. how could they leave out Voyager, Hubble, Galileo?Delete
Galileo lived in the 15th century numbnuts, how could he work at NASA?Delete
- long john goldJune 26, 2012 at 11:14 PM
i actually thought this one was okay... or would have been if munroe had left out the post-punchline dialogue and obligatory "but really guys, i am enthusiastic about science" alt text. assuming he didn't steal it from somewhere, i'd give it a c+.ReplyDelete
captcha: givabj 10. even the captcha knows the answer to your problems weaselsoup.Replies
- weaselsoupJune 27, 2012 at 12:09 AM
feh, I would, but no one seems to want themDelete
- AnonymousJune 27, 2012 at 3:12 AM
Go to a prostitute strip and offer your services for free. If that doesn't work, you're probably going to have to give up and join a nunnery or something. Maybe people already know well enough what monsters you make of them.Delete
- AnonymousJune 27, 2012 at 6:01 AM
OK, weaselsoup, I want one. On Sunday at midday I'll be at London Victoria by the entrance to the Gatwick Express platforms. I'll not wear an xkcd t-shirt.Delete
My balls are in your court. Will they be in your mouth this weekend?
But Anon 6:01, how will weaselsoup know what you look like?Delete
- AnonymousJune 27, 2012 at 12:07 PM
Capn, clearly you have never been at London Victoria by the entrance to the Gatwick Express platforms. No-one hangs around there for more than a minute. Only clueless tourists and people claiming expenses use the Gatwick Express, and neither of these people casually lean.Delete
- weaselsoupJune 28, 2012 at 4:08 AM
aw. I'm sorry, i have plans already on sunday. another time maybe. thanks though!Delete
- AnonymousJune 26, 2012 at 11:28 PM
Randall's history of the last 40 years of space exploration is pretty much a list of the projects that were active while he interned at NASA and a few since. I'll agree that the 80s and 90s weren't so hot for space exploration. But still; Voyager exploration of the outer planets postdates the moon landings. There was a bunch of stuff to Mars. Hubble and some other telescopes. I'd say the Galileo mission to Jupiter got more press than the Randall cited Kepler and Cassini.ReplyDelete
And let's talk about Randall's list of awesome NASA stuff. Spirit and Opportunity are legit; so much so that Randall had to mention them twice. Kepler and Cassini, not so much; Galileo and Hubble got more press. New Horizons and Curiosity; we've got to wait and see, they're not even successful missions yet. Project M was scrapped, then reinvented and has produced nothing much to date. If you're looking for examples of NASA successes, Randall, Project M is not something to cite. TiME? I can't even figure out what the fuck that is supposed to stand for. Not a success story, clearly.
Aside from the awful mouseover, B- for the rest of the comic. Three punch lines (one of them decent) packed into one mostly coherent dialogue. Good show.Replies
- AnonymousJune 27, 2012 at 8:18 AM
Isn't Project M that Metroid game that everyone hates?Delete
- AnonymousJune 27, 2012 at 11:54 AM
justin bailey's roomDelete
Remember, if every day was Saturday then xkcd would cease to exist. It only updates on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.ReplyDeleteReplies
- AnonymousJune 27, 2012 at 1:16 AM
Oh, to dream of no more terrible xkcd updates. I guess Randall would still find a way around it, maybe by convincing the forumites to rename Saturday 'xkcday' and hoping it'd catch on, as with his normal attempts to make new memes. And failing horribly.Delete
- AnonymousJune 27, 2012 at 8:21 AM
oh capn my capnDelete
that's the only line i know
NEW TOPIC: make a joke about the captcha i just got, 'entacid'
Is today's comic basically Randall coming up with an "awesome" reply to conspiracy-nuts and CONGRATULAING HIMSELF FOR IT?ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJune 27, 2012 at 5:10 AM
1. Who says the rocket fuel was real? Wouldn't that be part of the conspiracy, that they sold the fuel to another world power?ReplyDelete
2. No. Things are much harder to convincingly fake these days, which makes conspiracy nuts feel victorious.
Also, in a move of white knighting, he gives the "harsh burn" to the female character. That, or it is something Megan said and he's just drawing from life.
- AnonymousJune 27, 2012 at 7:04 AM
HEY, AMERICUNTS!ReplyDelete
The IRA no longer attack the British mainland.
After 30 years of violent Troubles and a peace process lasting 15 years, the Queen shook the hand of Martin McGuinness today.
This would be like Obama and Osama declaring a truce then playing a round of golf.
How does it feel to know that we got here without wasting hundreds of billions of dollars and killing hundreds of thousands of brown people, taking down the world economy with us?
Learn from your cultural ancestors, America, both in Britain and in Ireland.Replies
- AnonymousJune 27, 2012 at 8:15 AM
That sounds a lot like you are shirking on your Irishman-killing duties. Shame on you.Delete
- AnonymousJune 27, 2012 at 8:26 AM
I'm pretty sure that Obama would win that round of golf. You know, because he's played over 100 rounds since becoming president.Delete
(also osama is dead)
- AnonymousJune 27, 2012 at 10:13 AM
AMERICA IS NOT A FUCKING COUNTRYDelete
That's right, dipshit! And you know it. America is not a fucking country. If you fail to see this, let me open your eyes:
1. The United States
That's right motherfucker! It's called the United States of America! That's your shitty country! America, or the Americas, is North, Central and South America combined! STOP CALLING YOUR AIDS REGION AMERICA WHEN YOU ARE JUST ONE LITTLE SHIT PIECE OF IT! IT'S LIKE CALLING THE FUCKING MIDDLE EAST EURASIA!
"What the fuck is he talking about, Middle East is not a country lol! What a faggot!" Well YOUR FACE because USA is just as much a country as the Middle East! Which means, it is fucking NOT. However, a much better comparsion is
2. Europe
That's right fuckface. There is no fucking difference between Europe and USA. Europe consists of 50 countries with different laws. USA consists of 50 states with different laws. But the same flag. Both are 10.000.000 square kilometers. SO STOP SAYING WE CANT COMPARE THEM THEY ARE THE FUCKING SAME! And USA's countries are called
3. States
The fucking states. They are just like fucking countries, explained earlier. Also, if you ask an "American" where he is from, he will not say "USA" or "America", but the state he is from. If you ask a European where he is from, he will say the country. NOT THE FUCKING REGION OF THE COUNTRY! And have you noticed how you have 5 different time zones? Most normal countries have one time zone even if they actually cross several ones. Don't blame this on your size, becasue CHINA IS ALSO CROSSING 5 FUCKING TIME ZONES BUT IT HAS THE SAME TIME ALL OVER! This is clear evidence the states are countries in disguise. Also, even if we assume I am wrong on all this
4. It's not your country
FUCKING COLUMBUS! America, talking about the whole region now not your shitty united countries, belonged to the INDIANS! not because they where from India, but Columbus was so mindfucked he thought he was in India. Then he brought some friends, raped the whole fucking thing and killed all natives. Because
5. You are not Americans
Columbus brought his European friends and claimed the whole fuck. Most of them British. Then he imported loads of Niggers from Africa as slaves. Eventually they mixed, and the abomination that is known today as "American" was born. Also, did you read that part about Britain? You know, where England is? BECAUSE YOU SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH! YOU DON'T SPEAK AMERICAN! YOU ARE JUST A FUCKING NIGGER BRIT MIX THAT PRETENDS TO HAVE AN OWN IDENTITY! Besides
6. You didn't even deserve a country
JUST LOOK AT YOU! FUCKING PIECE OF FAILURE SHIT! Your average IQ is 97 versus the global average 100 and European average 101. If you are dumb as fuck and know nothing about IQ, because yours is under 80, you might not think 3 or 4 points are very much. Well, THEY FUCKING ARE! And your obsession with FAT DISGUSTING SHIT THINGS. People are getting fat because of McDonald's, and other junk food, not to mention sweets and snacks, thanks to you. Fried Mars bars and pancake & sausage with chocolate chip on a stick is NOT FUCKING NORMAL. It's not even supposed to be edible! IT'S FUCKING GROSS, JUST LIKE YOUR FACE! USA is the only "country" in the world to ban Kinder Eggs, since the fat bastard kids just shoved the whole fucking thing into their mouths and suffocated due to the plastic capsule. And then you think you are SO FUCKING COOL? The Universe was created when someone popped your huge fucking goddamn ego bubble with a needle. Fucking
- AnonymousJune 27, 2012 at 10:19 AM
@10:13, while I applaud competent America-bashing, that wasn't very good.Delete
- AnonymousJune 27, 2012 at 12:04 PM
10:13's post is the archetype for tl;dr.Delete
Also, aren't people tired of America-bashing by this point? I remember becoming bored with it about six years ago and I'm embarassed at how long it took me.
On the other hand, I thought point 7. has some merit and was well made.
- AnonymousJune 28, 2012 at 3:03 AM
I felt the real drop was when 10:13 started glorifying IQ points, as though they mean something more than a quick test of how well a child is doing in primary school in their subjects.Delete
..And yes, I'm just butthurt because my IQ is so low I have to sit on the keyboard repeatedly and hope what my butt types is both legible and passes the captcha.
- AnonymousJune 28, 2012 at 3:39 AM
People with high IQs tend to be good at certain specific cognitive tasks which the modern workplace requires, but they the lack the imagination to rock the boat to or be any sort of threat to higher management - their mind is too focused on the gamut of tasks within their ambit.Delete
IQ tests are therefore excellent for creating a modern, boring, stagnant world of idlers and their serfs, where progress mostly means reducing the size of your CPU manufacturing progress, rather than any significant scientific, artistic, economic or sociopolitical leaps.
yeah I went there
- AnonymousJune 28, 2012 at 10:47 AM
If that is true then how come all the presidents have a higher IQ than you.Delete
- AnonymousJune 28, 2012 at 5:43 PM
To me, his prescriptivism really shined.Delete
Nice way to be completely uninformed about how language works, fucker!
- AnonymousJune 27, 2012 at 8:56 AM
1074: hey guys look at this cool witticism i thought of but never got the chance to useReplyDelete
- AnonymousJune 27, 2012 at 10:12 AM
- AnonymousJune 27, 2012 at 11:11 AM
1074 is the purest cuddlefish bait. Is there whining on the forums about the American government reducing its spending on space exploration? I'll bet there is.ReplyDeleteReplies
- AnonymousJune 27, 2012 at 7:12 PM
I haven't checked, but yes.Delete
- AnonymousJune 28, 2012 at 2:56 AM
I've gone and done the work for you both. I accept tips, leave them in the public bathroom down Main Street, behind the pipes.Delete
I'm sorry to say that as far as my quick scroll through could tell, no one has even mentioned the reduced funding. They're more interested in the potential for human space travel, or not as the case might be.
However fret not, as in compensation for the disappointment my research must have caused I bring you a far better review from the xkcd forum than Rob will produce:
- AnonymousJune 28, 2012 at 3:30 AM
There is a new race of LIBERTARIAN[TM] nerds now who believe that everything the government do is Evil And Wrong, but if you privatise the government then it will do good because vacuums always remain empty and no competing groups in history have ever formed a powerful alliance and declared themselves the new government before.ReplyDeleteReplies
- AnonymousJune 28, 2012 at 4:50 AM
Money is the only way to motivate people! The only way! Governments just give people money all the time, so it takes away their motivation to work! No motivation to work, and the economy grinds to a halt! No one gets paid to do their dishes, so dishes never get done, ever, people just buy new dishes every week and throw out the old ones! It's human nature to be motivated exclusively by a made up concept! If you disagree with anything I've said here you just don't understand economics! Never mind that it's a common understanding that no one truly understands economics, I do, and you're dumb!Delete
- AnonymousJune 28, 2012 at 7:39 AM
HI RON PAULDelete
- AnonymousJune 28, 2012 at 3:42 AM
Bagels: tasty breakfast items or primitive, covert sex toy? Discus.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJune 28, 2012 at 4:05 AM
You do realise Bagels are streched + baked Jewish foreskins, yes?ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJune 28, 2012 at 4:48 AM
I always thought they were elephant anuses.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJune 28, 2012 at 11:12 PM
GOOMHR I'm one of those nervous drivers who piss everybody else off by being overly cautious too!ReplyDelete
I'm not surprised at all by the utter pointlessness and lack of effort on today's comic. After that "Words for small sets" bullshit, I don't think I can be shocked anymore. Although.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJune 29, 2012 at 9:48 AM
Evolution "preparing" us? That's very Intelligent-Designish.ReplyDelete
Anyway, turns out that evolution *has* equipped us to drive/ride in land vehicles, and most of us can do it quite effectively, although perhaps not man-children like Randall.
Have a relaxing, murder-free weekend.
- AnonymousJune 29, 2012 at 11:24 AM
But how many times faster is several times faster?ReplyDelete
Colour* you inbred insurrectionistReplyDelete
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- AnonymousJune 30, 2012 at 12:49 PM
Let's just use a compromise : Colur.Delete
btw I'm not american, I'm not even from an English-speaking country. American English is currently the lingua franca of the world, while British English is, to the world, and therefore to the Internet, a boring relic of the past. Cultural heritage deserves to be preserved but you can't expect everyone to behave as if they were part of your tribe
- AnonymousJune 30, 2012 at 12:54 PM
12:49, you are stupid, right?Delete
Learning American English today is as futureproof as learning Russian around 1988. The language spoken by the group with the highest number and the greatest strength is an Asian variant of English that is centuries closer to British English than American. That group also reflects values far closer to C19 Britain than C-anything USA.
tl;dr you're almost certainly from the mid-western USA and "I'm not even from an English-speaking country" is true in the best possible sense.
- AnonymousJuly 1, 2012 at 4:18 PM
If Google Ngrams is to be trusted, in 2008 'color' had higher usage than 'colour' and had done since 1960. On the other hand, usage of 'color' appears to be sharply falling while usage of 'colour' sharply rising.Delete
This suggests that 'colour' will soon become more widely used than 'color', although one could have drawn the same conclusion (falsely) in 1962 or 1967.
In conclusion, while my schooling always taught me that the correct spelling was 'colour', the use of 'color' is so widespread that the sensible response is to treat either spelling as acceptable. For me this is not difficult as I believe that there is nothing inherently sacred about the way a word is spelled. People who do confuse me but I respect their right to spend their time discussing the merits of 'colour' vs. 'color' (or vice versa) on the internet if that is what they choose to do.
- AnonymousJuly 2, 2012 at 2:03 AM
Here in Russia I was always taught to spell things the British way, for what it's worth.Delete
Interestingly, American English is actually more old-fashioned in many regards; the colonists there escaped the main stream of linguistic change that overtook Britain itself. Given what the above posted said as well, I'm guessing American English is more deserving of the title of "boring relic of the past"!
- AnonymousJune 29, 2012 at 9:08 PM
Just checked out the xkcd forums. Turns out pretty much every xkcd fan is deathly afraid of driving. Who knew?ReplyDelete
Maybe they all live in India.
- AnonymousJune 30, 2012 at 6:48 AM
where is the fucking rants rob you put in less effort than randy now. i need someone to affirm my hatred of xkcd in long tirades putrid with foul language and malicious speculation about randy's sexual identity. <///3 *sadface*ReplyDeleteReplies
- AnonymousJune 30, 2012 at 6:59 AM
BUT IT HAS COLORDelete
- AnonymousJune 30, 2012 at 7:25 AM
Cancerwife gets cheap healthcare now thanks to SOCIALISM so Robdall doesn't need to bother any more.Delete
- AnonymousJune 30, 2012 at 7:43 AM
Thanks, now i have to go stare angrily at the ads for 5 minutesDelete
- AnonymousJune 30, 2012 at 12:53 PM
Well since no light can escape from Rob's event horizon, it technically has no color :/Delete
- AnonymousJune 30, 2012 at 3:36 PM
Well done, 2:04, you've just started yet another annoying meme.ReplyDeleteReplies
BUT IT HAS COLORDelete
crap, I forgot to sign outDelete
- AnonymousJuly 1, 2012 at 6:07 PM
you could have deleted it idiot. now everyone saw your comment and thinks you are really stupidDelete
- weaselsoupJuly 2, 2012 at 1:50 AM
I think it's kind of sweetDelete
- AnonymousJune 30, 2012 at 10:33 PM
I think it's time to give it a rest. At this point we all know XKCD sucks. It sucks so much that you can't even make a funny comment on how much it sucks. Give it a break before some one starts a blog called "XKCD Sucks" Sucks. Or even worse, Randy makes a comic graphing the relative funniness of his comic and your blog.ReplyDeleteReplies
- AnonymousJune 30, 2012 at 10:41 PM
You heard the man, everybody. Let's not post here ever again.Delete
- AnonymousJuly 1, 2012 at 2:04 AM
Nice try, Randall.Delete
In Randall's mind:ReplyDelete
Space Elevator: TOTALLY AWSUM SCIENCE LOL GOING INTO SPACE IS AWSUM
Cars: TOTALLY DANGEROUS OMG!
I wonder how he feels about aeroplanes.
- thejanitorJuly 1, 2012 at 10:44 PM
1076 is alright, I think. C+ReplyDeleteReplies
- weaselsoupJuly 2, 2012 at 1:52 AM
it's shit. groundhog day is shit. xkcd's obsession with sex is shit. xkcd's need to show off about knowing about creationism is shit. F-----Delete
- AnonymousJuly 2, 2012 at 1:59 AM
It's not shit, it's just kind of average. The sort of comic you might get from a good comic maker on a bad day, which is the sort of comic you get from Randall on a good day.Delete
- AnonymousJuly 2, 2012 at 2:55 PM
no it really is shitDelete
- weaselsoupJuly 2, 2012 at 2:03 AM
Ussher was an Archbishop, but I dunno if that mattersReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 2, 2012 at 2:05 AM
I was explaining to a friend yesterday that 'The Groundhog's Day Loop' did not break by Bill Murry finally getting to sleep with the girl.ReplyDelete
That would just be sleazy.
No, it broke the night before when it started to snow. For 17 years of Groundhog's Days Bill had been living in the snow but it never actually snowed, which is why he is surprised by it in the movie.
The point is not that he got the girl, the point is that he grew as a person and stopped being the selfish douchebag he was. He learned to enjoy French, he learned to enjoy making music, and (most important) he learned to enjoy making others happy. That was the trigger that allowed him to free himself from the loop and when it finally happened the world he had been living in opened up and the snow fell.Replies
no, the trigger was SEXTIMES HUR HURDelete
- AnonymousJuly 2, 2012 at 4:09 AM
The Jews at Hollywood produce shallow moralising pablum to distract you from their antics.Delete
- AnonymousJuly 2, 2012 at 12:20 PM
The worst part is that the two specifically DON'T have sex the night of February 2nd. Rita mentions offhand at the end that Phil just got really sleepy, and they two ended up just lying next to each other Groundhog's day eve.Delete
So point is, up yours Randy.
- AnonymousJuly 2, 2012 at 3:05 AM
Is Randall high? I'm worried that Randall is high.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 2, 2012 at 5:45 AM
Wikipedia articles that Randall has read recently:ReplyDelete
Groundhog Day (film)
James Ussher
- AnonymousJuly 2, 2012 at 7:36 AM
You guys should read my new blog, http://xkcdsuckssucks.blogspot.co.ukReplyDeleteReplies
- Another AnonymousJuly 2, 2012 at 8:03 AM
You really need to update your blog.Delete
- AnonymousJuly 2, 2012 at 8:32 AM
Don't use that link! It has a virus.Delete
- AnonymousJuly 2, 2012 at 10:18 AM
BUT IT HAS COLORDelete
- AnonymousJuly 2, 2012 at 10:40 AM
Why is it "Bill Murray" having sex with "Rita"? Why does Bill Murray become himself but Andie MacDowell is just a fictional character? What actually happened in Groundhog Day, was Phil had sex with Rita. Bill Murray does not exist in the fictional universe of Groundhog DayReplyDeleteReplies
- AnonymousJuly 2, 2012 at 12:22 PM
Next you'll be telling me that Humphrey Bogart never owned a cafe.Delete
- AnonymousJuly 2, 2012 at 2:25 PM
Speaking of Rita, why do more people not appreciate Educating Rita? From a time when people going to university actually learnt higher and people who want to go to it so aspired; from a time when the Open University was actually about giving people a second chance to learn, rather than collecting £5,000/year in tuition fees; from a time before Thatcher+her Sun-reading idiots RUINED the country and made living a pointless chore.Delete
Yeah, I went there.
- AnonymousJuly 2, 2012 at 9:45 PM
Shit movie though.Delete
- AnonymousJuly 3, 2012 at 12:26 AM
Time for Xkcd Sucks to decide once and for all: which is the better movie? Educating Rita or The Iron Lady?Delete
- AnonymousJuly 3, 2012 at 4:37 AM
Well, ER is Pygmalion and IL is The Fountainhead. This should answer your question.Delete
- AnonymousJuly 2, 2012 at 12:53 PM
May I be the first to express my disappointment that 1076 does not have colour.ReplyDelete
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Disclaimer: The information provided on this link is based solely on public data available on the BBMP website. The information has not be modified or altered in any manner and does not contain any opinion or views of IIMB or its Management or employees. Please seek legal opinion to validate this information before you act upon it.
Here is a way to find out. BBMP has notified properties with survey numbers that are encroaching on BBMP website. Our portal makes it easy to access these documents and give a summary view. In addition, we give indication of possible notification from BBMP in future based on documents collected from Land Records Website. Use the drop down menu on the left to select the (taluk, hobli, village) combination for your property. A list of all affected survey numbers will be displayed below with links to relevant documents.
Based on BBMP data provided on: 17th Dec 2016
---On a Rajakaluve & notified as encroaching---
Your survey has been notified by BBMP for encroachment.
---On a Rajakaluve but not yet notified as encroaching---
Your survey has not been notified by BBMP. However, as per Revenue Department, rajakaluve passes through your survey.
---Near Rajakaluve but status is unclear---
Your survey is mentioned either in the BBMP or Revenue Department documents but it is not clear that you are encroaching.
---Listed as Non-Encroaching---
Your survey number is clearly mentioned as NOT encroaching in BBMP / Revenue Dept. document
|Survey Number
|Encroaching as per BBMP Notification
|Encroaching as per Revenue Dept.
|Document Details
|no data
|no data
|no data
|no data
|no data
|no data
|no data
|no data
|no data
|no data
|no data
|no data
|no data
|no data
|no data
|no data
|no data
|no data
|no data
|no data
|no data
|no data
|no data
|no data
|All others
|no data
|Not in the Rajakaluve folder published by Revenue Department
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Would like to know the survey number 125 , Bidarahalli 1 [ channasandra] is fully encroached ?Pls. clarify
Raja Kalie sq feet
Hi, is Karle Zenith Residences clear from the Raj Kaluve encroachment. Please confirm. Thanks
Hi, Can anyone help answer below questions as I do not see anybody moderating or answering the queries here? I guess folks from IIMB can help here to make this website useful. 1. How do we know if it is primary or Secondary Rajakaluvey? 2. Where can I find guidelines on the stipulated distance to be maintained for Primary and Secondary Rajakaluvey? Thanks Gopinath
Hi Sir, Yadavanahalli survey number 84 have a rajkaluve. But how can I know if it is a primary or secondary drain?
is servey number 53/54 is encroached or nearer to rajakaluve? can I buy this?
I checked my survey numbers in this, it is showing not clear. Then can we buy a flat if it is showing as not clear. Please suggest me
I want survey number
Could you please list Halanayakanhalli 64/2
Sy.no.46 nagarbhavi gadi,sy.no.376/1,2,3 &377/2 kempapura gadi, illi stram water drainage plan change maadi mori roote change maadidare take action against culprit
Please clarify if it is good to go with Sy no 88/1,88/2.. Any encroachment for these sites. Please suggest
Hi Sir, My Survery number is 107/2. Is it under RajaKaluve. Please let me know.
sy.No72 of gottigere ... Status
In LV Enclave site number 43 and serve number 9/16 in ward number 12 which comes under myadarahalli approaches rajakaluve . please answer it.
BBMP fails to remove encroachment, for the SY No.6 HAL 3rd stage Kodihalli bangalore. I my self have given many complaints to BBMP commissioner and to SWD no initiative has taken till now. Even though High Court has directed to clear the encroachment of rajakalauve BBMP has not teken in to consideration of the High court order and leads to contempt of court ?????
Is survey number 41 is under rajakaluve are not can i get a plan sanctioned their
BBMP fails to remove encroachment, for the SY No.6 HAL 3rd stage Kodihalli bangalore. I my self have given many complaints to BBMP commissioner and to SWD no initiative has taken till now. This Sy No Belongs to our ansisters property. Why you people getting salary please reply to this?????
Sir i want to be clarify in savay no 4/5 mahadapura
Survey no 23/1 jaraganahalli door no 6 will come under rajakaluve or not
kattigenahalli.jala hobli,yelahanka,bangalore. Survy numer; 220 and 40 there is water line passes throught it,but it not shown in rajakaluve list.could you let me know is it safe to buy land in it.
My site no is 8 in huralichikkanahalli village, hesaraghatta hobli.. will rajkalve be a problem.Kindly reply.
Is it risky to buy yellow marked property
Survey no 257 is in yellow belt pls tell us is it more risky in buying.
my survey num is 188 begur hongasandra is it risk buying there are yellow lines
Conduct a thorough and diligent examination with the experts.
Survey no 63, Hammigepura is marked in Grey, what precaution to take before buying plot there, also is it worth Risking? This is BDA 6th Stage 10th Block layout.
Sir, in survey no. 62 , taverekere village, begur hobli, Bangalore south . Want to purchase a property in j cross road in that survey no. 62. Does rajakaluve come to this survey no. Please give us details.can we get sketch of raja kaluve.
How many meters or feet should be left free in our sites next to nala or rajakaluve?? Please clarify..
I have site no 11 at RK Garden survey no 13/*/* , Mallasandra Grama, kagglipura village panchayat, Vajarahalli main road Bangalore 62. can you pl tell me is there any rajkaluve running through in this RK GARDEN Layout .
Mallasandra KMZ file is mapped to some other country
Need updates on Survey Number 63 in Gottigere Area for Rajakaluve
Our survey number is 61/1, hongasandra area. Please let us know whether is there anything to look into. We are planning to build a house. Please suggest or give your feedback. Thanks
Hi, I have a site in Gidadakonenahalli Survey number 1/9, Yeshwanthapura Hobli, Bangalore North Taluk. Can you please let me know which all sites come under rajakaluve?
Hi sir, my land serve no 18 in segehalli ,I want to know can we construct a apartment in that land,i want to know in which belt the land will come,
Dear Mr.Himanshu, Can you please call me @ 9916967180. I have a doubt that both of us are checking the same property
Hi, I am going to book a flat in a project which has tertiary rajakaluve in its neighbourhood. Although the main building is having 25 meter distance from the edge of SWD but compound boundary and some open area amenities like tennis court, cricket pitch, basket ball court are coming within buffer zone. Are these amenities permissible in the green belt buffer zone? Please clarify. Thankyou
Sir. I want to know abt site 70/3. Exactly beside that a small drain is going. But in other map it's shown as red line means that is road. So can u plz help me is it problem free Appartment in 70/3 as per Raj Kaluve.
hi i want to know is there rajakaluve passing in sy# 70/1 70/2 of thalaghattapura uttarahalli hobali bangalore south taluk where there is project called sharavanth okridge
My property is in K narayanapura. Sy-31/3 just behind my site is the rain water drain. Will there be a problem if i construct my house. Can someone please advice I'm quite in a hurry to construct and worried at the same time.
79/5,81/1,82/2,83/3 survery number comes under rajakalue or not
Sir my property survey no.17/4 & 22/10 site number114 so please confirm is it safe or what....... i already purchased built house in that....done A katha by bbmp near sahadri layout shedahalli village ..
hi everyone need one info am planning to take apartment named vasudha springs which comes at survey number 100 dommasandra village sonnanahalli banglore east so please can any one confirm if any rajukaluvey issue exists with this survey
Dear sir, this is in regard to wrong calculations and measurements noticed in s.no.38 of kothihosahalli village, yelahanka north additional taluk. Rajakaluve encroachment map shows the following: (1). scale used for preparing the map : 1 cm = 16 mtrs, (2) Rajakaluve width in cms = 6.2, (3)Rajakaluve width = 10 feet. 4. Total area of encroachment as per the drawing shall be 3200 square feet but the statement shows encroachment as 600feet or 0.06 guntas. The map contains the signature of surveyor, survey supervisor, Asst.EE and thahasildar.whether the wrong calculations were made intentionally or un intentionally to help the apartment built on Rajakaluve at s.no.38.is a question mark. A close look at the kothihosahalli village map in the website clearly shows that Rajakaluve width is about 40 to 50 feet and not 10 feet.
People are encroaching all rajakaluve at hulimavu. Please address this issues servy number 30,32,33 rajakaluve has been encroached.
sir I hold a site in RHBCS 2ND.STAGE Srigandhadakaval which was approved by the BDA.Now portion of my site falls in to the proposed buffer zone of territory drain(25.0m). Now i want to construct a house.BBMP says approval can not be given,please suggest me how go ahead with the construction.There are houses neighboring already built,which are in proposed buffer zone. regards
Sir Where can we get details of rajkaluve, whether it is Primary or Secondary or tertiary type rajkaluve... Sir my property is located at 45 MTR away from rajkaluve in dodabetahalli, so it will be helpful if someone guides from where I can get that information....
In hegganahalli there doing drainage construstion very good for money construction company as taken from many industries were they have occpied land of drainage.so kindly request u to send your officer to see through it because our land is not yet building is constructed they have occpying our land
NRI Layout 3rd cross 11th main is comes under rajakaluve or lake
i am buying property of site no22 khatha no 28/22 property no 28 in Kr Puram hobli, bangalore east taluk, in document it was mentioned south by kaluve, it is normal kaluve or raja kaluve.
AS PER N.G.T. BUFFER FROM THE EDGE OF THE RAJKALUVE IS AS BELOW: FOR PRIMARY DRAIN 50 MTRS, FOR SECONDARY DRAIN 35 MTRS, AND FOR TERTIARY DRAIN BUFFER IS 25 MTRS.PUBLIC ARE REQUESTED TO CHECK THE VILLAGE MAP OF REVENUE DEPARTMENT AVAILABLE AT K.R. CIRCLE OFFICE OF LAND RECORDS FOR RS.10,also VISIT web site landrecords.karnataka.gov.in to know R.T.C. detail where "B "karab means existence of nala or halla can be known. before going for a purchase of any property verify village map. THERE IS A CASE GOING ON IN SUPREME COURT AGAINST N.G.T. ORDER IN DEVELOPED AREAS AND NON EXISTED HALL/NALL. GOVERNMENT HAD TO TAKE STEPS TO FORM A SUITABLE BUFFER POLICY ACCORDING TO DEVELOPED AND NON DEVELOPED AREAS IN EVERY GROWING CITIES.
Encroached & sell the rajakaluve property from KSFC Employees Housing Co-operative Society, represented by its President, Vice President and Secretary at kacharakanahalli and lingarajapuram sy. nos.71/1, 74/3, 81/1, 81/4 & 81/2 & sy.nos.16, 17, 19, 20 & 23 respectively at Bangalore North Taluk. Please safe rajakaluve and initiate legal action against culprits.
Why the details of BBMP in RERI and mapshalli are not integrated with the GEPTIS of BBMP http://bbmp.gov.in/geptis/web/gis/home Common man can easily understand GEPTIS, so please do the needful for one integrated information system, rather than scattering the details across such portals.
Uttarahalli 4 turahalli village rajakallve is passing near survey no 4/3 near raja gardenia layout kindly suggest it is primary or secoundary raja kalve
Hello Sir,how to check whether secondary kaluve or Tertiary kaluve according to the new survey map running across my apartment. how to check whether it is running or not. plz let me know sir as i am going to purchase the apartment. my survey number is 22 and 21 in yeshwanthpur area
We are facing lot of issues in ward 52, SR layout, Manjunatha layout, 9th Cross, Basavanapura Main road. Everytime it rains the water logging happens. We suspect the encroachment of Rajakaluve land by some of the builders. Can we verify this with the raja kaluve plan(OLD)
Sir/Madam , As I am resident of kalappa layout , 7th c cross ,ward no 81 , Doddanekkundi .. We are facing problem related to watetflow of rajakaluve form howsa club towards 7th c cross , here we have one bridge its always overflow of water due to narrow size bridge and cauveri water pipe as obstacle.. so we are facing problem from long back .. please suggest me whom to contact .. Already we have approached assistent executive engineer, east 4th sub division, BWSSB on 20 Jun 2017 , Corporator ward no 81 on 29th May 2017 and MLA of K R purum On 30 June 2017 but we are still facing problem .. We request you to increase the height of the bridge by 2 feet and cauveri water pipe should keep in ground level so water can easily flow further without overflow from the bridge Kalappa layout people are facing severe problems in rainy season ,water following into houses. We want permanent solution for this so people can stay in their home piecefully Can you tell me whom to approach this problem to get permanent solution ?? Thank you
Hi Shashikala, you can check this line in the BBMP website or rajakaluve survey which is available in http://landrecords.karnataka.gov.in/service3/ in case if it is coming under this survey done by the survey department that you need to take precaustions for more clarity firstname.lastname@example.com
Hello Sir, What happens if natural water line according to the new survey map running across my piece of land. This piece of land is a B Khatha registered property which i purchased 6 years ago and I have been paying property tax since then
Hello Sir, What happens if a secondary kaluve according to the new survey map running across my piece of land. This piece of land is a B Khatha registered property which i purchased 6 years ago and I have been paying property tax since then.
i found few survey numbers are in black clour in map, but i am not clear wheather it will come under encroachment or not. red under encroachment green non encroachment
Hi, Mr. Prasanna, determination of Primary, Secondary and Territory Rajakaluve is The survey began in 2011.As per norms, the width of a primary drain (rajakaluve) should be 22ft, secondary drain 16 ft and tertiary drain 6-9 ft. The buffer zone to be maintained for primary , secondary and tertiary drains are 50 metres, 25 m and 15 m respectively . Source: http://epaperbeta.timesofindia.com/Article.aspx?eid=31806&articlexml=Survey-says-drain-encroachment-7-times-more-than-02082016002019
Mr. Raj, as per your request I translated the requested document's headline in this manner manner."Encroachment of water resources in the Yalahanka Division of BBMP limits"
How to determine Primary , Secondary and Tertiary Rajakaluve, Where can we get the details.
Can anyone provide English translation of the document published by BBMP at http://www.bbmp.gov.in/documents/10180/2746234/encroachment+details+24-08-2016+yelahanka.pdf/8ae92008-3638-43bc-9ee2-7cbbb7b7586f
where is the list of property id under each survey number encroaching each storm water drain available?
Not able to find Rajarajeshwari Nagar in list
Hi is there any encroachment of Roopena agrahara near madiwala lake rajakaluve surgery no 9/1 pl help need ful
Halehalli survery no 71 is missing. Please help us to understand on the same.
Arkere ward shantiniketan laout map is missing because of something something...happening there .illegal rajakaluve is doing on road
Put 193 survey numbers rajakaluve map first. ..
Hi , Property That I am planning to buy is Survey no 256/2 in Amani Bellanduru Khane village.My question is this survey no 256/2 is not present either in encroachment list and neither in the non-encroachment list thus what should I make out of it. Is it safe to buy this property also this data was last updated on 17th dec 2016 can we trust this data knowing it is not the latest one.Any comment on the same will be really helpful for me.
Is HRC Ibbani, Jakkur project notified by BBMP for Rajakalve issue? since we dont know the survey number of the project, unable to check the details from the website.
please tell that in halanayakanahalli and surroundings 1km rajakaluva map and there is no correct drains to flow rain water
This is a great initiative from IIMB, revenue dept and BBMP and I am sure this is going to help the Bangalore citizens identify their property whether it is in the Swd or how far from it is their property. I wish this initiative was taken few years back. There are so many new technologies available which if used could make the lives of our people great.
Hi Team, Survey#: 39 / Horamavu Bangalore East / K R Pura 2 | code: 19065 I could see blue lines passing through survey no:39. One at the sides and the other at the middle. Is it advisable to buy or not. If yes what are all the supporting documents required.
Hi, Is there Rajakaluve enroachment on Survey number 116,117,115 Uttrahalli. thanks
planning to buy an apartment in Mangalya prosper Royal county layout Anjanapura. I think it is survey no.57 or 57/4. Is there Raj Kaluve passing thro the project?
Hi Team, Planning to purchase site in syno-23 in bangalore east kr pura 3 hobli village hagadur, please check whether it comes under rajakaluve. Thanks Manju
Is their any rajakaluve in the survey NO.93/2 & 94/2 of karihobanahalli village yeshwanthpur hobli
Hi Team, Humble request. Kindly, please let me know is there is any Rajakaluve or something which illegal on Survey # 72/3
I am planing to take a flat in Beguru the Lot No / Survey No is : Sy.No.20/3,21,84/1. Kindly check and confirm this property will come under rajakaluve encroachment.
I have a site in telecom layout at Billamarnahalli. There is no encroachment details for this village as it is not within bbmp limits but Nala is shown in village map which is adjacent and passing next to my site. The telecom layout is approved by Biaapa and village panchayath. My housing loan has been approved and planning to construct a house in the month of June. Can someone help me how to find out if my site is encroached on rajakaluve or not?
Hi,How we can check Singansandra details here
19059 - Kyalasanahalli Village Can you plz share the encroach ment details for this ?
is it really works?
Status is showing up as : On a Rajakaluve but not yet notified as encroaching. what does this mean.... there are plenty of sites in this survey number, and more over there is well built RCC wall from BBMP around the vrushbhavati stream, and my site is aproximate 20 meters far from the border.
Very useful content. I couldn't find S.Medihalli on Sarjapur2 anekal taluk. kindly let me know...
The initiative is indeed very commendable. However, the authorities have woken up to make sure that the residents / owners cannot sleep peacefully.
I want to Please help me to know whether sir m Vishweshwariah layout 6th block is there any Raja kaluve
It's a very good initiative , please keep on your good work as it will help common people a lot .
Can you please add details for other survey number as well, I am interested in survey # 22 and 23. And thanks for providing such valuable information. Thank you.
Please update the details for Kadujakkanahalli Jigani Anekal.
Please update Doddenakundi Lake view Road Rajakaluve details
Hi, i am staying in Doddanagamagala area nearest to KIADB land, here rajakaluve boundary is not clear, can any one clarify the same, as we are worried about our site here.
this is very good concern,same way other status maps also needed for clarity to whom purchasing in future, like LAKES,GOVERNMENT PROPERTY ,PARKS AND ROADS
Please upload Benniganahalli rajkaluve data available with ADLR office.
Nice job. But I request to put some red color on survey number which are not good buy so that common user can also understands easily . So that we wont anything related those survey numbers.
Rajakaluve details for Horamavu Agara still not avilable. Please uphold for the benefit of the people. Keep up the good work.
Rajakaluve documents for Anekal Taluk still not available for public scrutiny. Kindly provide the same
It would be helpful if people could see their respective properties / sites, whether they come under encroachment..
It is using technology.superb job by BBMP.mark all are sy no where rajkaluve flows.
Excellent work BBMP. Keep rocks. Raj
Hi I believe rajakaluves are natural streams and these streams doesn't know the revenue survey maps and cannot decide where to flow and where not. But surprisingly rajakaluve stops abruptly at the one village border and doesnt flow onto adjacent village. Though waterbody/lake resides in the adjacent village map. This requires immediate attention from concerned departments!!!
good work from IIMB & RERI
Excellent work. What are your actions for the citizens who are staying in the encroached area?
When checked using RERI -MapsHalli ,the survey number where my site is located is shown as "not in the Rajakaluve folder published by Revenue dept". There is stream shown near to the survey number. What does it mean? can anybody clarify
If the survey number is not listed here, what does it mean? Is it safe?
Good Job by BBMP... The maps should have more clarity...i appreciate the work done by BBMP
Wonderful work done by BBMP, perhaps a stepping stone for a change in the BBMP style of functioning this was requried many years ago, nevertheless our Association welcomes the information portal with respect to Rajakaluve Encroachment. We look forward to see many such informative websites from BBMP which would be user friendly and give more details on Civi Amentities & revennue records.. JARC.,Secretary ARC.Scindia
If documents of Arakere Village is not available..Who on earth have given them the approval to demolished some shops and houses in Arakere. Will they reconstruct the houses & shops at Arakere Village.
The web site is very useful and gives information in which area rajakaluve is going take action accordingly and help the people and punish the culprits
Sorry it is impossible to accept the encroachment because as per llandrecord department most of the Doddabommasandra survey nos llandrecord like Moola Tippani ,karaab uttar details ,are not available asper their records only They have given the acknowledgements (himbaraha-e survey nos ge sambhandisida dakalegalu nashisihogefe) hence it is impossible to measure or survey tthe without this basic documents And one more main thing is very long back most of the southern parts of the Doddabommasandra village survey nos land were acquired by Central Government to Develop B E L factory after that the MANAGEMENT have developed ssomany structure,buildings etc ,etc inside their premises at that ttime itis quite natural natural geographical conditions has to be altered hence their might be chances of destroying of "Bhandkal"which is very important tto measure the land.and hence how can you measure or survey the land without Bhandkal. And due to security problem BEL Management cannot leave the surveyors to check the measurements survey system is just like chain system you cannot survey the perticular lands without other adjacent lands(schedule lands surrounded to perticular land) One more main thing ssomany years ago NAGARASABHE was maintaining the D.B.Sandra before BBMP at that ttime NAGARASABHE had developed Pillakaluves and Rajakaluves (Haddigidifa halls)asper them and after that only middle class people purchased the site and build the homes so it is not residents mistake,because NAGARASABHE is part of the government Hence all these un technics deccessions are really unfortunate
1. Great support BBMP. Thanks. 2. What if the age of the building is more than 5, 10, 15 years old and plan was sanctioned?
Ecospace on ORR completely come on SWD!
did not show Doddabidarakallu survey no .ದೊಡ್ಡಬಿದರಕಲ್ಲು ಗ್ರಾಮದ ಮಾಹಿತಿ ಲಭ್ಯವಿಲ್ಲ
It is good idea. I am personally thankful thisinformation & for publishing in news paper. We have to study the details of survey Nos
Great idea, good result. It shuold be established two three years before...
Good information also Please show details of survey no 65 in kammagondanahalli, bangalore north
The names of the building owners are not forthcoming. If mentioned it will enable to verify it and prepare in advance for vacation of the encroached area. As the area are fully built up it is not possible for laymen to identify by Survey number wise, hence the name of the building owners will be helpful.
It is indeed a great work from the BBMP to display the property encroaching on rajakaluve and is most useful tool for all the people to be aware of their hard earned property. We are thankful for them. But at the same time why and how the BBMP officials sanction the plans for building on rajakaluve is to be considered sincerely. The gullible citizens are get cheated by the seller and by investing his life time earning buys the property and on one fine day you people come and smash it. What would be his fate? So please take all precautions before sanctioning the plan and do not allow any building to comeup without your notice.
Great work by government! Not many know about it and I guess this should go on to media!
Good initiative. Thanks to IIMB & BBMP :)
Appreciate the initiative taken by IIMB. Maps of survey numbers 192 and 193 in Bangalore South Taluk, Kengeri Hobli, Kengeri Village are missing. Could you please consider uploading these maps as well ? These maps are missing in Land records website too. Thanks & Regards, Ashwin
Excellent work, Vajarahalli
How to look for specific properties? Can we have something in english?
Thanks for the wonderful work!
Can the details given in this portal be used in the court ??
Excellent work, needs more refinement. Please upload details of Ganakallu village,under kengeri -4. Now Banashankari 6 st stage.Vinayaka welfare association layout is notified,I guess. People are trying to sell these sites for less money .Beware
If govt. only does not have the info then how the common people will know what is encroached or not.See the doddathogur area , it shows no data available.
Hello, thanks for this website. It helped me for my property.
Helpful. Thanks and all the best
Good work. How can I search for a specific address? I am unable to find mine in the drop down menus...
Looks great. Is the data up to date on the website?
Thanks for this. It brings in transparency and makes easy the process of finding the required documents.
Great website. Helps the public immensely!