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The Butler County commissioners are considering a property tax hike for 2013.
Bill O'Donnell, the former chief county clerk who is a budget consultant, said a tax increase is needed next year.
"We're going to propose a 2-mill increase," he said.
A detailed budget will be presented at the commissioners' meeting Wednesday, which starts at 10 a.m.
The current tax rate is 23.6 mills. The last time the county raised taxes was in 2009.
Commissioner Bill McCarrier, board chairman, said various factors are contributing to a likely tax hike.
Along with an $800,000 increase in employee hospitalization, there will be a total of $1 million increase in workers' salaries set by union contracts.
McCarrier said the continuing deficit of the Sunnyview Nursing and Rehabilitation Center also is a factor.
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I've sold my third book. In writerspeak, this means that my agent and I approached a publisher, got an offer on the book and agreed on the price. I haven't signed the contract yet, but I'm gonna. The book will be published by New World Library, the nice folks who published Sit Down And Shut Up last year. They didn't offer quite the king's ransom I'd hoped for. But it'll be enough that I won't have to stand around at highway off ramps with a cardboard sign that says, "Will Tell You The Secret Of Life For Food" just yet. Maybe next year.
Plus Tsuburaya Productions recently won their ten year long court case against the gentleman in Thailand who said he invented Ultraman. How did he invent Ultraman, you ask? Apparently in 1962 he showed Eiji Tsuburaya a picture book of Thai Buddha statues and said, "You ought to make a movie about a superhero that looks like Buddha." Which is like saying that you created Star Wars because in 1971 you had a drunken conversation with George Lucas in which you said, "You oughta do a movie about outer space!" Amazingly this blather fooled enough people that the case went on for pretty much the entire time I worked for the company. Anyway, it looks like they want me to do some work for them In Hollywood for which they will pay me a wee small bit of cash. So I am officially no longer sweating it about money. At least not whole lot. I'll be considerably poorer this year than I've been for a while. But at least I won't starve and I won't have to get a real job.
Which is not to say there aren't some advantages to having to get a real job. I actually like having a schedule and a clear goal for each day. The work of an independent freelance writer has probably as many bad points overall. Except I can go sit on the beach at 2 in the afternoon on a Monday and pretend it's my job.
Anyway, I did a word count on the book just now and it currently stands at a whopping 82,257 words! A supposedly "average" novel in English is about 60,000. I know Hardcore Zen was considerably shorter, around 40,000, I believe. Sit Down And Shut Up probably clocked in at about 60,000. I can't remember.
The tentative title for the new book is Zen Wrapped in Karma Dipped in Chocolate. Although I am also pondering using the title Sex, Death and Zen. But considering how things have worked out for the previous two books, neither of these will be the title in the end. I'm pretty bad with titles.
In any case it's about sex, death and Zen. It's a chronicle of the year 2007 in which a lot of people and relationships in my life died, sex was had (I even became known as the "Porno Buddhist" -- I'm so proud!), and Zen was practiced and preached. The book will make a lot of people mad. I know this going into it, although I'm not really sure I'll ever understand why certain types of people get mad about the things they get mad about. Sex is a huge sore spot for religious people. Lately I've been getting to see just how deeply ugly the religious response to anything that involves sex can be. And I'm not just talking about some of the massively weird comments that have been appearing in this blog. Oy vey. Though those are certainly very puzzling...
But the book isn't just about sex. It's about death and loss and how we keep on going in spite of them. Not just that. It's about how death and loss can be the things that spur a person on to find out what's true in life.
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Jessie Lou Diggs, 89, of Skidmore, Mo., died Wednesday, Jan. 23, 2013, at Golden Living Care, Maryville, Mo.
Lou was born, Aug. 10, 1923 in Skidmore, Mo., the daughter of Myron and Jessie Mildred Dawson Newton. On Aug. 19, 1939, Lou married Fred Lester Diggs, in Wathena, Kan., who preceded her in death April 22, 1977.
She attended Skidmore High School, was a cook at Nodaway Holt Schools for 20 years, owned and operated Lou's Diner for 21 years in Skidmore, and was a member of the Skidmore Christian Church.
She is survived by a special son-in-law, Don Brown; sons, Gary Diggs, Walker, Mo.,Terry Diggs, Skidmore, Mo., and Bradley Diggs, Chillicothe, Mo.; daughter, Linda Fairchild, Chillicothe, Mo.; sisters, Mary Alice Johnson, Skidmore, Mo., Inez Boyer, St. Joseph, Mo.; and 17 grandchildren; 30 great-grandchildren; and three greatgreat grandchildren.
Mrs. Diggs was preceded in death by daughter Anita Brown; sisters, Judy Flynn, Leona Newton, Beth Bonner and Dixie Lea Collin; and brothers Homer, Fred, Zeke, Jerry, Myron, George, and Hooker Newton.
A graveside service and burial will be held at 11 a.m., Saturday, Jan. 26, 2013 at the Hillcrest Cemetery, Skidmore, Mo.
Memorial may be directed to the Hillcrest Cemetery, Skidmore, Mo. Online condolences may be made to the family at www.pricefuneralhomemaryville.com.
Arrangements are under the direction of Price Funeral Home, Maryville, Mo.
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One reason I haven't seen in all this discussion IN FAVOR of making a trade would be to keep teams like the 49ers from getting Revis. That wouldn't be a primary reason, but still the ghastly thought of it.
John Schneider would not hang the team out to dry to get a Flynn for Revis trade done. No matter how any trade for Revis goes down... the Jets are not in the best position with him, either to risk losing him for nothing the following year. He cannot be franchised. It's going to be tough for the Jets to trade him coming off an injury no matter who the suitor might be. Per Schefter... the Jets would get a 3rd round comp pick if Revis walks after next season. Probably smart of them (Idzik) to see what they might fetch. But, I don't think their going to be able to demand as much as being reported. It's like none of the factors ($, injuries) are being considered realistically and they start talking about a young, never injured Darrelle Revis. There will be teams that would pull the trigger, even for a year. In talking about Flynn... it's a glass if half empty to minimize the potential for that trade. For the Jets to get their potential starting QB for years to come. Calling him a "journeyman" is a bit of a stretch. Just two teams - and there's a very specific story there. Flynn isn't just a "journeyman". He's a good QB that was traded to a team to be the guy... until. Forget all that Kolb comparison garbage, too. Flynn is a gamer. He just never had the chance to show that on the Field in Seattle (thank God). Seattle would not give up "multiple picks". They would be taking just as much a chance as the Jets. I'm not trying to "overvalue" Flynn here... but, as good as Mr. Island is when healthy (and young with years ahead. He's not exactly "old" - 6th/7th year, but when injuries factor in- well, there you go)... what about over-valuing a guy who has mileage no matter how great he has been?


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This Saturday, November 6th at 4pm Pacific Standard Time (PST) I'll be giving a talk at San Francisco Zen Center's Zen Translation Forum as part of a program titled Dogen: Lost and Found in Translation. The program will be streamed live on the web starting at 2 pm PST with an introduction by Steve Stuckey, Abbot of San Francisco Zen Center.
The URL for the live stream is http://www.livestream.com/sfzc. The live stream will also include presentations by Mel Weitsman, Abbot of Berkeley Zen Center, a panel discussion led by Steven Heine and including William Bodiford, Taigen Dan Leighton and Susan Moon. There will be further presentations by Frederike Bossevain, Gaelyn Godwin of Houston Zen Center, Chozen and Hogen Bays and a live calligraphy auction by Kazuaki Tanahashi.
It should be fun. My presentation is titled "Dogen for Punks." It should stick out like a sore thumb among all the serious, scholarly stuff.
They're going to try and open it up to questions from the on-line audience. So try your luck and see if you can get through. My talk is going to be pretty short. So I suggest you get your comments in early.
After San Francisco I'm heading south to Los Angeles where I'm doing a busload of gigs.
•November 9, 2010 (Tues) 7 pm - Hill Street Center 237 Hill St., Santa Monica, CA 90405
•November 10, 2010 (Wed) 7 am (yes that's 7 in the morning!) Dharma Zen Center 1025 S Cloverdale Ave Los Angeles, CA 90019-6733
•November 10, 2010 (Wed) 7:30 pm - Against The Stream 4300 Melrose Ave. Los Angeles, CA
•November 12 (Fri) - 7pm An Lac Buddhist Temple 901, S.Saticoy Avenue Ventura, CA 93004. $2 Donation.
•November 14, 2010 (Sun) 7pm - Bodhi Tree Bookstore 8585 Melrose Ave., Los Angeles, CA
Now that you've been told you have no excuse to miss any of them!
A lot of times when I talk about Zen to audiences made up mainly of people who don't know anything at all about Zen, I have to deal with deeply held misconceptions of what Zen is. Just last week I gave a talk in which I didn't even once mention the concept of non-attachment. When I started taking questions a guy said, "You're talking about detachment and I don't agree that people should try to be aloof and detached with no personal relationships. I think personal relationships even of a sexual nature can be very nurturing things that all human beings need, etc., etc."
If you want to know my opinion about this matter, I devote a chapter to it in my new book, Sex, Sin, and Zen: A Buddhist Exploration of Sex from Celibacy to Polyamory and Everything in Between. But any of you who have read anything I've written probably know that I am not sitting here trying to get people to give up all their personal relationships. And if you've even read just the Amazon description of my new book you know for sure I'm not telling people to give up sex!
The point I'm trying to make here is that even though I said nothing at all about having an aloof, detached attitude, this guy had heard a few things about Zen, assumed it was all about being detached, and went after me for what he perceived I was talking about. Although the subject had not come up at all, everything he heard from me was filtered through that lens.
It's interesting how this happens and it will probably be my life's work to untangle all the misconceptions of Zen practice I run into. I came across a book just the other day that said, "Surely the Buddha was right that love is the fountainhead of hurt and misery, suffering and despair. He also taught that life and love were not worth while." Oh boy!
Not that I'm the ace genius who knows the be all and end all of Zen. But some of the misconceptions out there are so vast and deep! Sometimes these misconceptions even lead people to think they can become Enlightened® in an hour...
Here's a song about that:
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See! I used to know how to program a drum machine!
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Monday, December 04, 2006
USC Song Girl Cheers at Wrong Time...Again!
(Very special thanks to JZ for putting this together!)
40 comments:
- Casey S said...
Oh hell, nothing else went right on Saturday, might as well add in some poor cheerleading too.
From a Trojan, good luck to either Michigan or Florida in Glendale...
- December 03, 2006 5:14 AM
- Yost said...
Thanks, CS. Although I have a feeling it's going to be the Gators in Glendale.
See you in Pasadena.
- December 03, 2006 5:15 AM
USC is not exactly known for having the sharpest pencils in the case. That's why they call USC "UNIVERSITY OF SECOND CHOICE" here in Los Angeles.
- December 03, 2006 6:52 AM
Yost, not so fast my friend. All signs are pointing to an LSU - USC matchup in Pasadena. My guess is UM is Sugar bound.
- December 03, 2006 9:09 AM
I always thought it was University of Spoiled Children?
- December 03, 2006 9:11 AM
NO way Rose lets us go for a SEC team!!
- December 03, 2006 10:38 AM
- MGOBLUE94 said...
On topic ... that is hilarious!
Off topic ...
IF UF ends up leap frogging Michigan, which in itself would be total and utter BS. That game between Ark and UF was filled with mistakes and gimicky plays ... SEC you call that football?
LSU would go to the Sugar and you'd see UM/USC in the rose.
- December 03, 2006 10:43 AM
- SameerUCLA said...
You guys rock! Great video. GO BRUINS!!! and heck, Go Blue, glad we could help you out a bit. Hope you don't get screwed by the BCS.
- December 03, 2006 11:45 AM
Those sweaters must be too tight and restricting the blood flow......not that I'm complaining.
- December 03, 2006 11:50 AM
I remember seeing this. They may not know anything about football but at least they're nice to look at.
- December 03, 2006 12:25 PM
Maybe she lost a bet with a UCLA fan.
- December 03, 2006 12:40 PM
Thank God for the Song Girls. Thanks for putting a smile on my face, wasn't smiling too much yesterday. FIGHT ON, beat Michigan in the Rose Bowl!
- December 03, 2006 3:52 PM
Its soooo original when anti-USC remarks are made using stereotypes from the 1980s.
"University of Spoiled Children"
USC grants more financial aid than UCLA and Cal combined...
hahahahaha. So funny...
"University of Second Choice"
USC admission standards surpassed UCLA last year. We're one spot behind the bruins in school ranking and have been rising...
hahahahahah. Hilarious...
Enjoy your year, Bruins. More importantly, enjoy KD for a few more years.
BTW, the video is pretty funny. We don't taught the Song Girls for their intellect or game knowledge.
Good luck to Michigan tonight at the selection. I hope to see a rematch in Glendale.
\I really want to see SC kill LSU and shut them up about the 2003 National Championship.
- December 03, 2006 6:00 PM
"BTW, the video is pretty funny. We don't taught the Song Girls for their intellect or game knowledge."
USC grammar for the win.
Buy your degree at USC~
- December 03, 2006 6:47 PM
- ttheman said...
Has anyone found out who it is and is it the same one from the Texas game?
- December 03, 2006 8:10 PM
HAHA... man USC fans are insufferable... this is regarding USC supporters and broadcasters saying every single thing that can excuse them for how bad they got their asses kicked last night.
Here's a fun fact-
USC gives the most financial aid because, (and not to be racist,) most of their incoming freshman on scholarships are blacks who came from the ghetto that know how to play football, and never did well in high school... thats why they couldn't get into UCLA or another top-academic rated school.
For example: dwayne jarret said he wanted to go to Notre Dame, but couldn't get in due to his academic performance... so he went to USC.
- December 03, 2006 9:01 PM
"I really want to see SC kill LSU and shut them up about the 2003 National Championship."
Yeah, beating their team in a disappointing season 3 years later would really take some of the fun out of the fact that they actually played in and won the championship game in '03. Nice work, ace.
- December 04, 2006 3:17 AM
"Yeah, beating their team in a disappointing season 3 years later would really take some of the fun out of the fact that they actually played in and won the championship game in '03. Nice work, ace."
Good point. Please forward that to all the LSU fans that invade SC blog sites and constantly bemoan the 2003 season. Hence the "shut up" portion of my comment. Sorry you couldn't follow...
- December 04, 2006 4:20 AM
- TitleIX said...
Just an FYI---
MOST financial aid in the US goes to poor WHITE people.
It's about socio-economic status and not skin color, moron.
- December 04, 2006 7:11 AM
- dgarr22 said...
Those are some dumbass cheerleaders.
- December 04, 2006 7:41 AM
- WillinSacto said...
Classic. Of course instead of Fight On, you should have played Big C (or at the Bruins know it...Sons of Westwood).
- December 04, 2006 11:11 AM
I actually saw that happen when I watched the game and started laughing my ass off recalling the posts about the Texas/USC incident. Tried to get the wife to understand. Didn't take.
- December 04, 2006 2:06 PM
No, jam, I followed. Apparently you're not following the part about how none of them give a shit about a game taking place 3 years later?
- December 04, 2006 2:11 PM
Damn. I knew that moment would make it into Internet infamy the second I saw it on TV. What can I say to defend it? Well, I'd still trade brains for beauty when it comes to cheerleaders.
Nothing against the Michigan cheerleaders and their mom-jean shorts and mom-vests, but...actually everything against that.
Fight On, sweater-clad Song Girls.
And, thank God we don't have to suffer with LSU Tiger fans coming to LA. Wolverines are my favorite visitors, no joke. Welcome back!
- December 04, 2006 2:56 PM
I think it is time to load up for those "FUSC" shirts for Pasadena.
- December 04, 2006 2:58 PM
Rose Bowl Owner:
There's no need to defend them. Absolutely none. They are doing just fine where they are, how they are. Don't do a thing with them, not a damned thing!
Now if we could just get all the networks to sign agreements to show them during EVERY non-football moment of every USC football game, we'd be in business.
- December 04, 2006 4:32 PM
- Yost said...
Well said back there, T9.
- December 04, 2006 5:06 PM
it's sad when racist comments are made. The fact is, UCLA should look at the problem the UC system is facing--less than 100 entering freshmen at UCLA are black. That's sad. It's also no reason to suggest that USC is "second choice"--SATs are about 85 points higher at USC and the admissions rate is about one percent tougher at SC. And this is NOT to denigrate UCLA which is a fine school. I just think that when it comes to kids going after the dream of a college education we need some fairness and keep the racial crap out of it. Certainly success in football should have no bearing on academic achievement (except the money it SHOULD bring in to fund programs).
- December 04, 2006 6:48 PM
Affirmative action is not working, no matter how you cut it. If you look at underrepresented minority (Black, Hispanic, Native American) GPAs in both undergrad and professional schools, they are significantly below their peer groups. Some alienated whites and Asians would say that it is innate ability. I would say that it is a combination of cultural factors and the fact that our education system is not a pure meritocracy. When you ask an urban kid from a poor family to take the SATs without any prep, take all of the 0 APs offered at his high school, and apply to colleges with 1 college counselor for 3 high schools of 4,000 students each in his district while the suburban kid has the $1,500 SAT prep course, monthly meetings with the college counselor, and 15 APS to choose from, there is a built-in system of privilege that people seem to believe is fair. By the way, I am an Indian-American student at UCLA who got the benefit of this system, so I have no incentive to voice negative opinions about it.
- December 04, 2006 8:48 PM
How did a dumb blonde moment turn into an affirmative action debate? Take the conversation someplace else. This is a sports humor blog
- December 04, 2006 8:50 PM
Sorry FL and screw the BCS, the championship game has already been played played November 18th in Columbus. Go Blu in South Bend.
- December 04, 2006 8:56 PM
Uh, sorry, 5:50 p.m. Just responding to a rather racist comment that is NOT humorous. Agree that this is a humor/jousting(!) site but some comments do go over the top.
- December 04, 2006 9:20 PM
A lot of athletes who do not have good enough grades or test scores to attend Notre Dame often attend Univ of Michigan. Remember that racist little boy.
- December 05, 2006 11:08 AM
people who can't get into Notre Dame go to DeVry, asswipe
- December 05, 2006 11:30 AM
I don't think the racist comment was made my a Michigan person, 8:08 A.M. I don't even want to guess because it's too disgusting.
- December 05, 2006 1:58 PM
The only reason why USC SAT scores are "higher" than UCLA's is because USC takes the COMBINED SAT score from MULTIPLE sittings whereas UCLA takes it from just ONE sitting. For example, my USC SAT score was a 1430 but my UCLA SAT score was a 1350. Get it right you UCLA rejects!
- December 05, 2006 10:27 PM
Bruins just can't face reality. UCLA--University and College of Lower Achievement.
- December 06, 2006 2:52 PM
Hey Bruins. Did you realize that UCLA is enrolling 96 African American students? That would be 2% of the freshman class. I would be interested to know how many of that 96 are athletes. But I just want to know how you expect your university and your student body to grow with 96 African American students out of over 4,500?!
- December 10, 2006 10:11 PM
- Magik Bus said...
UCLA rejects? USC accepts less people than ucla and has a lower admission rate than ucla. And USC is not an isolated demographic of upper middle class asian and white living in the bubble they call westwood unlike ucla.
- September 09, 2007 5:07 AM
- mosvalublpelayo said...
ok, University and College of LOwer schievement huh, first make sure that your accronyms are correct, A university is made up of colleges, it can not be both. Go Bruins, Blue im cool with
- September 01, 2008 12:59 AM


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Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Comics 961-962: So Boring I Forgot To Post
961. Rumor has it Randy planned on posting another Friday comic in addition to this specific Steve Jobs-related comic. It's a tribute, it doesn't really do much for me. I found the forums on this one kind of amusing in a sad way, but it's very possible that's just me.
962. This one's also pretty boring. I'm just going to comment on the alt text, which seems to imply that 'flight' and 'math' are mutually exclusive. I wonder if Randy knows that flight instruction is actually a pretty math-intensive field? I mean, yes, joke blah blah not intended to be taken seriously etc etc but really. This is a comic where the fanboys constantly praise its creator for his attention to detail (and conveniently forget about his attention to detail every time he completely fails to pay attention to detail).
This also seems weirdly anti-nerd, which is weird since Randy loves pandering almost as much as he loves Megan's delicious milky nipples. "It's impossible to focus on nerdy things when you could be out doing something exciting," says the alt text. I've no doubt Randy's fanboys are eating it up, but still. I don't think I've ever seen such blatantly anti-nerd content on XKCD. This seems telling.
111 comments:
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2011 at 4:39 PM
In honor of Steve Jobs, we will not be posting in this xkcdsucks comment thread. Thank you for your cooperation and support.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2011 at 4:53 PM
Randy's intense self-loathing is catching up with him. He probably feels responsible for the cancer.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2011 at 5:22 PM
I just want to reiterate that Rob is extremely lazy and fat.ReplyDelete
Don't deny your life's a living hell. You're a shadow of your own self.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2011 at 7:04 PM
Raven no one wants to read your shitty poetry. Post that garbage somewhere else.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2011 at 7:09 PM
I like how Rob complains about Randall being a few hours late when he ends up being days late. I EXPECT MORE OBSESSIVENESS FROM YOU ROB!ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2011 at 7:25 PM
Weak Rob...ReplyDelete
Do you know what 'avian' actually means? Do you know what anything outside of that little computer game world of yours looks like?
Your criticisms are getting super lame...time for a new hobby
i have never complained that randy posted late. if anything i cheered on the signs that he was flagging in his devotion to his shitty webcomicReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2011 at 7:43 PM
I just want to reiterate that I feel bad about myself :(ReplyDelete
- COMMUNIST MWAHAHAOctober 11, 2011 at 9:32 PM
In before Gamer2k4 plugs his blag.ReplyDelete
this post was really shitty. your purpose is supposed to be to oppose my let-down when xkcd sucks, but when you suck worse than xkcd then why should i even bother to let you continue? why must you Randallize my feelings like this.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2011 at 10:46 PM
hey rob
hey rob
it's your dick
life size
also birds don't have planes, fuckhead
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2011 at 10:47 PM
that half assed steve jobs tribute was horrible, and you're a horrible person if you liked it. besides, how self-righteous can a person be to deify some corporate tyrant they've never met before? This whole "RIP steve" thing is retarded.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 12, 2011 at 1:15 AM
10:47, you heartless bastard, Steve was Cupertino's Rose. Without Him we would still be running DOS on IBM PCs. Why do you hate success?ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 12, 2011 at 1:44 AM
What the fuck is this shit? The comments for the previous article were just starting to get good.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 12, 2011 at 2:06 AM
Exactly, 1:44, we can't let that happen here. Then people might actually derive enjoyment out of the existence of xkcdsucks, which indirectly means that people would be deriving enjoyment because xkcd exists. This must never happen.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 12, 2011 at 2:24 AM
10:46 - an avian society would have planes, if they weren't all retards like you.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 12, 2011 at 2:28 AM
xkcdsucks, I hate my life, what should I do? You are the only reliable source of advice I have.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 12, 2011 at 2:38 AM
963, obvious goomhrbait. Not that the comment it makes is invalid, but like a comic pointing out that the sky is blue, there's no need for it and I doubt it would get so much as a chuckle from most people nowadays.ReplyDelete
can we change resolutions without restarting the X server yet? can we mom?
Randy is implying he is actually using a Linux, despite overwhelming evidence that he has a macbook.ReplyDelete
He obviously installed Linux on his Mac, duh.ReplyDelete
That or he's a fraud. But that can't be right.
- AnonymousOctober 12, 2011 at 4:03 AM
He could just be using an X server on MacOS. I use an X server despite the fact that I run Windows 7 so that I can forward X clients to it while SSHing into a *nix machine.ReplyDelete
.. or, more likely, he just pulled something vaguely lunixy out of his ass for the comic because he knew readers would respond well to it, even though it's not a particularly timely or clever reference.
- AnonymousOctober 12, 2011 at 4:28 AM
I'm not saying that anyone who hates hip-hop is racist. Some people are turned off by the genre's rampant misogyny and homophobia, and that's fine! And even ignoring that, it's perfectly acceptable to just not be a fan of a genre. No one likes everything.ReplyDelete
But when people start jabbering about how it's not real music (which, I've never gotten a coherent definition of music out of these people that actually excludes hip-hop), or sneer about how wearing one's baseball cap is a sign of low intelligence, I can't help but think of these people as kinda racist.
So, in conclusion, Ayn Rand was a horrible person and I'm glad she's dead.
- AnonymousOctober 12, 2011 at 5:41 AM
I think you are on the wrong blog anon.ReplyDelete
GOOMHR I have read about Linux on Wikipedia too.
- AnonymousOctober 12, 2011 at 5:45 AM
Also, what kind of bourgeois asshole has two monitors?ReplyDelete
Randallism yay http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Xorg.conf&action=historysubmit&diff=455168008&oldid=455166311
- AnonymousOctober 12, 2011 at 5:48 AM
I agree with 4:28. It's good to see people of actual intelligence on this blog.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 12, 2011 at 5:49 AM
Also, inb4 racist/samefag comment.ReplyDelete
- Dicksmash McIroncockOctober 12, 2011 at 6:35 AM
5:48 = 5:49 = racist samefagReplyDelete
I thought 962 was more a "Man, my life sucks because I can't fly and am stuck doing calculus."ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 12, 2011 at 6:41 AM
You know, we as as society are perfectly good with portraying Hitler as cartoonishly evil. And that's fine. He deserves that. And even with Stalin, people take it for granted that he was an evil dictator (which he was), at least in America.ReplyDelete
But what about Mao? That guy believed that you were a better person the more people you killed, and praised Hitler accordingly. When he was compared to Qin Shi Huang, the first emperor of China, who was rather infamous for killing anyone who disagreed with him, his response was to boast that he had killed over forty thousand people, while Qin Shi Huang had only killed, like, five hundred. He literally bragged about being more homicidal than other homicidal dictators. That's like, one step removed from dressing all in black and cackling and twirling your mustache in your spare time.
- AnonymousOctober 12, 2011 at 7:24 AM
If 6:41 is 4:28, then they are on a roll. Please continue with your insights.ReplyDelete
I'll suck your cock if you visit my blog. Please.ReplyDelete
I'll suck it even if you will not visit. Please.
I just need your sperm inside me so bad. Please.
I haven't gotten any since my uncle died. Please.
Only 37 comics until number 1000. I can't wait!ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 12, 2011 at 8:48 AM
But that's 3 months from now! You might as well be tensely anticipating Stephen Fucking Moffat granting us another episode of Doctor Who.ReplyDelete
Jon. I need you. Please.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 12, 2011 at 9:09 AM
And oh no someone on Wikipedia is mad at me "It's not vandalism just because you don't think it's relevant, you worthless deletionist data-murdering scum." Q_QReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 12, 2011 at 9:36 AM
There, there, 9:09. The people who matter love you for it.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 12, 2011 at 10:41 AM
Although I can't be bothered digging up the actual quotation, Mugabe has compared himself favorably to Hitler (as in, he said that he and Hitler share positive qualities)ReplyDelete
"This Hitler has only one objective: justice for his people, sovereignty for his people, recognition of the independence of his people and their rights over their resources… If that is Hitler, then let me be a Hitler tenfold."ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 12, 2011 at 11:28 AM
Did you guys hear about the Iranian actress sentenced to be lashed and imprisoned for starring in a movie with her head shaved?ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 12, 2011 at 1:47 PM
@11:28 Yes.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 12, 2011 at 1:48 PM
I mean no.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 12, 2011 at 1:48 PM
I mean... What?ReplyDelete
Randall is like Hitler in so far as neither is very good at art. Hitler didn't have the internet, however.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 12, 2011 at 2:30 PM
Hitler was actually a mediocre-to-decent artist, and might have been OK if he had gotten into school, but he didn't get in because his work was boring old representational stuff in a time when surrealism, cubism, and dadaism were popular. Which was why he came down on those sort of artists so hard when he took over Germany.ReplyDelete
- Anonymous 1:47October 12, 2011 at 2:38 PM
Up yours, 1:48, everybody can see through your inept impersonation. I'm very up to date on social issues.ReplyDelete
- Anonymous 1:47October 12, 2011 at 2:45 PM
Seriously, though, I have no fucking clue what's going on.ReplyDelete
- The Real Anonymous 1:47October 12, 2011 at 3:07 PM
- AnonymousOctober 12, 2011 at 7:39 PM
I just wish that people didn't have to spew hate so much. About anything. But thats what the internet is for I suppose. So people like us can vent our pathetic little qualms in an enviroment where negative results for their comments is almost nonexistent. So keep up the Blag rob! Because nobody can do a fucking thing!ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 12, 2011 at 9:09 PM
What. I hope they're trolling... Please let them be trolling.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 12:02 AM
I wish Chris Chan would hurry up and make some more videos.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 2:01 AM
Anon 2:30, then... the Holocaust was the art world's fault. A genocide of such scale and smoothness simply could not have been orchestrated by industrial efficiency alone. It takes the imagination of a genius...ReplyDelete
Oh no... oh no.
Do you realize what this means???
- AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 2:04 AM
We should add a tab to the xkcd Wikipedia entry about strips which have been edited without comment. They're historic incidents.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 4:54 AM
@2:30, this is like Thatcher being rejected for Oxford until another candidate withdrew, her response being to destroy the whole secondary and higher education systems in Great Britain.ReplyDelete
Unlike Britain, Germany rebuilt itself.
- AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 5:41 AM
Good fuck, I'm sick of hearing Rob talk about Megan lactating. Randy mentioned that in one, maybe 2 of his comics if I missed one.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 6:02 AM
Learn to read between the lines. All of the comics are about lactation.ReplyDelete
- british fag who keeps talking about british political shit no one cares aboutOctober 13, 2011 at 6:39 AM
im gayReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 6:45 AM
It might have only come up explicitly like twice but damn if those two times didn't have implications.ReplyDelete
We should add a tab to the xkcd Wikipedia entry about Wikipedia articles which have been falsely edited by xkcd fans. They're historic incidents.ReplyDelete
But I bet the anal retentive anal fissures and deletionist scum will rain on our parade by erasing it from existence.
- AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 7:01 AM
IIRC There's an article somewhere on Wikipedia about notable people who have either vandalized Wikipedia or encouraged it to be vandalized, like Stephen Colbert. Not sure if it mentions XKCD though.ReplyDelete
- CWCSonichuOctober 13, 2011 at 8:08 AM
I will NOT be making ANY further videos in The Mean Time, Anon 12:08, due to recent finacial difficulties.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 9:10 AM
I have absolutely no idea what a xorg.conf is but that sure is one bland looking graph with no real humour in it.ReplyDelete
Kinda of like the average xkcd.ReplyDelete
Btw, CWCSonichu, will you please release more nudes?ReplyDelete
- That's what sheOctober 13, 2011 at 2:24 PM
Kate Beckinsale nudes, preferably.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 7:01 PM
We can go on all day about what if Hitler didn't take over, but honestly I don't think it would've done that much good. Antisemitism was pretty ingrained in German culture since the 1800s. Hitler didn't invent the Stab-in-the-back legend. Sure, Hitler was great at manipulating emotions, but I'm not really convinced that his absence would mean the Nazis didn't take over. Hell, for all we know, it might have made things worse. Hitler was overall pretty bad at actually running a country: he made policy decisions based on divination and was so devoted to Social Darwinism he encouraged interdepartmental squabbles, thinking that whichever organization got the other dismantled and its members thrown into camps would obviously do a better job. For all we know, if Hitler hadn't been around somebody who was actually competent might have taken over. Of course, this all goes out the window when you realize that any change to the past can have massive unforeseen side effects, in which case there's really no point in speculating because literally at that point anything is possible, including alien dinosaur takeover.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 9:08 PM
Your commentary is becoming washed out Rob, why i have half a mind to make a blog about it and call it XKCDsucks-sucks.blogspot.comReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 9:35 PM
Rob = an organism that breaks down a good substance until it is indefinable from shitReplyDelete
A Big Stinky Butt = an organism that breaks down a good substance until it is indefinable from shit
Therefore: Rob = a Big Stinky Butt
- AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 11:46 PM
@7:01: Congratulations, you've just described the competitive target civil service culture of Blairite Britain.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 11:48 PM
It's 10pm at night and you're walking home down a deserted street. You see three black youths walking toward you.ReplyDelete
I'm not racist but is there anyone here who would not cross the street? Just to be on the safe side.
- AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 11:49 PM
Hulk not racist, but why Germans such assholes?ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 11:50 PM
I'm not racist but if there are only 15 million Jews in the world and 7 billion humans then why are there so many Jews in US government and US media?ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 14, 2011 at 12:20 AM
"I'm not racist but if there are only 15 million Jews in the world and 7 billion humans then why are there so many Jews in US government and US media?"ReplyDelete
because they make more of an effort than most of you lazy american cunts?
- AnonymousOctober 14, 2011 at 2:23 AM
I'm not racist, but I do like to attend the occasional lynching for the ambience.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 14, 2011 at 2:40 AM
Well actually 11:48, you are AT LEAST somewhat racist, since according to your post you made a value judgment on a persons character based on the color of their skin. Would I do the same thing and cross the street? Yes probably, but I would regardless of their race considering that youths in groups at night are known for causing QUITE a ruckus. If I saw a small group of asians/latinos/africans/innuits/norweigans walking my direction, I would most likely still cross the street.ReplyDelete
I usually don't respond to people on the interwebs, but it is really quite irritating to me when people say "I'm not racist, BUT...[racist comment]". Comments like that almost irritate me more than those from people who are openly racist; at least they dont have some false sense superiority and sense of right-ness. Proceed to troll me if you wish, xkcdsucks community.
(Also: KILLER comment 2:23 ;D)
- AnonymousOctober 14, 2011 at 4:12 AM
HEY RANDALL I OWN DARK SIDE OF THE MOON ON CD TOO http://pinkfloydarchives.com/Discog/UK/LP/DSOTM/DSOTM1/BC.jpg And I'm quite certain that is INCORRECT PHYSICS, RANDALLReplyDelete
At least nobody will vandalize the DSOTM wikipedia article for this one.
- AnonymousOctober 14, 2011 at 5:10 AM
CD? I own Dark Side of the Moon on vinyl, because I am a person of sophistication and taste.ReplyDelete
awful perspective but that goes without sayingReplyDelete
"A Big Stinky Butt = an organism that breaks down a good substance until it is indefinable from shit"
what am i reading
- That's what sheOctober 14, 2011 at 6:18 AM
It's not racism; it's called conditioning. If a group of black kids are statistically more likely to be up to no good than white kids (and they are—just watch Bait Car some time and tell me how many white people steal the car), then it's wise to avoid the risk. It's not like you have to come back later and hit them with your car, though I wouldn't be opposed to that either.
it's my first time you guys, be gentle with me
- AnonymousOctober 14, 2011 at 6:52 AM
I'm not racist, but I think the lack of Negro hangings lately is a sign of the destruction of the moral fabric of our society.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 14, 2011 at 7:34 AM
Anon@6:26. I'm pretty sure that's much better than the original (assuming I'm intepreting it correctly). Your joke is that the DSotM posters is one of the most ubiquitous dorm room posters, and the room ended up with two copies of the same poster, right? Awesome. There definately is a set of posters that will be found in at least one room on any given dorm floor (some others: Bob Marley smoking, Persistance of Memory, Starry Night, some Escher tesselation, Belushi in "College" sweatshirt)ReplyDelete
Delete the 4th and maybe the 5th panel if that's what you're going for. It's a little confusing to have the new roommate stop to ponder, leave, and still come back with the extraneous poster.
Ha, ha, Randall. Literally nobody is buying CDs. Step out of your bubble for a moment. CDs are in trouble, and sales are way down, but they're not all going to the landfill. Older folks (50+) are still buying CDs. 1/3 of Americans still don't have broadband internet (and some of those don't even own a computer). They're not downloading their music.
- AnonymousOctober 14, 2011 at 7:50 AM
Guys, who would win a fight between Dirty Harry and Voldemort?ReplyDelete
- That's what sheOctober 14, 2011 at 8:10 AM
Dirty Harry. By the time Voldemort gets to the second syllable of a curse, his head would be blown clean off.ReplyDelete
Anon7:34: yeah, but they're the 1/3 of Americans who don't matter. I bet they don't even read xkcd!ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 14, 2011 at 10:01 AM
that is a general assumption with no factual backing, who is to say that the 1/3 cannot find a means to read XKCD as it is a popular comic and can appeal to more then just programmers or computer types. so saying that 33.3% of Americans are irrelevant because they might not read the comic is a moot pointReplyDelete
and on the topic of cd's i can honestly say that a majority of my friends would prefer to own an item of media, beit music, art, or video, in hard copy like a cd or record
also the real question is not between dirty harry and a villain but rather who would win between dirty harry and his emotions
in conclusion my penis is the biggest so you can all put down the ruler
I want to know who'd win a fight between By-tor and Samson.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 14, 2011 at 11:00 AM
This is fantastic, you guys:ReplyDelete
Can you notice the alteration Randy made to the original comic?
Compare with the original panel 2 from anon 6:26 or R. Hint: it's about the guy on the left, and the rationale behind it is absolutely perplexing.
I think there's a mistake in the second poster.ReplyDelete
After the lens, the seperated beam is now converging, with purple at the bottom. The second prism bends all the light upwards, but same as the first prism bends purple light more (unless made of some exotic material that doesn't behave optically like glass). This means that the purple light would end up travelling up lots, and the red light would end up travelling up much less. The second prism would actually diverge the light more, but angle the centre of the beam upwards.
What is needed is the second prism to be base down so it sends the light downwards and puts it back to collimated white light.
Or you need to have two lenses, one to focus the light the other placed after the focus when the light is swapped over (red and purple) to make it slightly converging again. Then you can put the prism that way up and have it re-collimate the white light.
- AnonymousOctober 14, 2011 at 11:12 AM
@Anon 11:00:ReplyDelete
You must be mistaken ,since Randall himself said he doesn't get do-overs.
- AnonymousOctober 14, 2011 at 11:14 AM
..glasses? He edited the comic to add fucking glasses? WHY?ReplyDelete
- anon 11:00October 14, 2011 at 11:18 AM
And a goatie. Don't forget the goatie. I said it was perplexing, dude.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 14, 2011 at 11:39 AM
the lens in the new comic is superfluous, and would actually cause problems. Either two prisms, or two prisims with a lens pair in between.ReplyDelete
aside- this kind of setup is used for compensating for dispersion in pulsed lasers.
hey it's scott from cadReplyDelete
See, I knew exactly how trite and cliche the Dark Side of the Moon poster is, which is why I got the concert poster for The Wall in West Berlin (with "Mother Should I Trust The Government" on the wall, natch).ReplyDelete
'Scuse me while I finish sucking my own dick
- AnonymousOctober 14, 2011 at 12:31 PM
Yo R., I took the liberty to improve upon your work:ReplyDelete
Captcha:porkspod. funnier than the last 400 or so xkcd's combined
xkcd encourages the spread of hiv :(ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 14, 2011 at 1:06 PM
Randall's insight into the music industry is flawless.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 14, 2011 at 2:16 PM
Too bad Randall didn't finish that album. He would have been all:ReplyDelete
Is it "kwark" or "kwork," babe, you tell me,
In the dark this dork continues to be.
The word either way feels just like silk,
Like a freshly squeezed glass of tasty milk.
Check Wikipede to recall the full range:
Up, down, charm, bottom, top and strange.
Oh, "kwork" or "kwark," babe, I don't care,
This dork is stark raving mad for your pair.
- AnonymousOctober 14, 2011 at 2:18 PM
Hey, why hasn't Randall made a comic about sexual positions based on quark categories, or "flavors" to those who have researched the topic on Wikipedia? Somebody needs to email him to do it.ReplyDelete
Anon218, they have only recently entered popular culture -- give him 5-10 years.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 15, 2011 at 12:50 AM
Yeah, Rob just doesn't give a fuck anymore. He's like a shitty Carl.ReplyDelete
- BiblicalityOctober 15, 2011 at 4:11 AM
So... what are the chances of Randall doing a comic about the death of Dennis Ritchie (you know, a guy who *actually* invented stuff that's used or provided the foundation for what is used by nearly every programmer today)?ReplyDelete
Is it me, or is Randall trying to relive college days and yet at the same time, reviling them?ReplyDelete
It's probably just me, and this cup of coffee made from grains that are really to old. (lol, chemical induced weirdness reference GOOMH me!)
@Alex: part of the geek college experience is revulsion. This is what media has taught me. So to truly relive it, he must revile it (I love that juxtaposition BTW, ty ty. God DAMN).ReplyDelete
Suck me offReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 17, 2011 at 6:55 PM
I hate the word juxtaposition so much. It seems I only started hearing it frequently when I took literature classes with a bunch of snobs who insisted on using it because they saw it in their Word-of-the-Day App or something. Nothing the had to say with it wasn't completely obvious and/or inane, so it seemed like they were just structuring a sentence in which they could use "juxtapose" or "juxtaposition" to sound intelligent.ReplyDelete
i think it's a great word and use it at every possible opportunityReplyDelete


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Thursday, July 7, 2011
Comic 921: You've Got Mail!
[Comic title: Delivery Notification; alt text: You can arrange a pickup of your sword in Rivendell between the hours of noon and 7:00 PM.]
Ahh, observational humor at its worst. Randy must have ordered a new laptop recently, but due to an excess of time spent in the privacy of what I'm sure he calls the "xkcd control room" masturbating to images of lactating women with Megan's picture plastered over their faces, he missed the UPS guy's knock on the door. How irritating! He has to go down to the UPS place and pick it up now!
But Randy knows that mere observational humor is not enough for his sophisticated audience. They also need a nerd reference, and then a HILARIOUS TWIST at the end where it turns out he was too busy pouring milk over his naked chest to answer the door when the elves delivered the sword he needed for some reason, to take to the UPS place?
This seems like yet another of Randy's forays into the genre of the shaggy dog story. The problem is, even when he uses twelve panels to accomplish something, he just doesn't know how to build anything up. What should be eleven panels of buildup become eleven panels of boring conversation and uninteresting tangents, so when the punchline arrives it's just more of the same. He's failed to build expectation at all, so how is he meant to defy them?
(Also what is with the line "I can see the UPS building on the map"? Is that supposed to make it sound like it's close? Because I can see a lot of things on the map that aren't close to me (jk lol i am so fat all things are close to me).)
129 comments:
- RandallHaterJuly 7, 2011 at 8:40 PM
Will someone please buy this cocksucker (Randall) a hooker?ReplyDelete
This guy needs to get laid BADLY.
Indeed. Let's start a fund.ReplyDelete
Just use the ad revenue from this site. What else is it used for, right?ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 7, 2011 at 9:48 PM
RandalHater is clearly Randy (I just realised his name is a synonym for sexually frustrated) desperate to somehow get himself a free hooker without looking sleazy in front of his fanbaseReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 7, 2011 at 9:54 PM
Hey guys, this isn't funny. Obesity is a serious problem in this country and you're just joking about it like it's nothing. "HI I'm Rob and I'm so fat that instead of going grocery shopping I just squeeze oil out of my flesh and drink it because I'm too fat to go to a grocery store".ReplyDelete
It is a fat that 1 in every 3 people who reads this blog will die from being too fat, so maybe you should think about people's feelings before you portray obesity as some sort of whimsical peccadillo. Fat people are not really like happy, dancing hippopotami. They are instead, sad, worthless hippopotami. But look in a mirror; the real hippopotamus is you.
- AnonymousJuly 7, 2011 at 10:07 PM
@9:48 - Nah, I bet he'd find a way to do it:ReplyDelete
"New blog post: Prostitutes!
Hey guys, so according to this article I just read in the Journal of American Pseudoscience [citation needed], there are some women for whom cunnilingus can induce spontaneous lactation. Since I have a vested interest in the topic, and of course in the name of science, I would like to study this phenomenon. Therefore, I plan to hire a prostitute (or perhaps several) on which to test this theory. But apparently prostitutes are expensive, because they need money to put themselves through college and indulge in quirky behavior. So if you would like to make a small donation to further this noble, scientific cause, please send it to my PayPal account: email@example.com.
Love and kisses,
- AnonymousJuly 7, 2011 at 11:07 PM
Yeah, I thought so. You lot are still banging angrily at your keyboards just because somebody happens to be successful. Perhaps you've noticed that Randall has some problems in his life? His fiance has breast cancer. This is a rather serious issue, in case you lack the empathy to realize it.ReplyDelete
Honestly, give the guy a break. He doesn't need this shit. Just accept he has an audience that respects and admires him and move on.
wait, you're saying we should let up because he has demonstrated weakness and might break under pressure? what kind of crazy talk is this?ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 7, 2011 at 11:41 PM
this one is way creepierReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 7, 2011 at 11:55 PM
It's not a shaggy dog story.ReplyDelete
Don't get me wrong, it's a bad comic, but still, it makes me think you don't understand what a shaggy dog story actually is.
you're right, it's not, because randy /doesn't know how to do one/ReplyDelete
- IllessaJuly 8, 2011 at 12:06 AM
Holy crap, I think that you should be able to restrict the circles that can see your gender in Google+ (though Randy is going a bit over the top saying making it a mandatory field at all Is Bad), but as a member of oh-so-weak-and-vulnerable woman-kind, that third paragraph just makes me want to punch him.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 8, 2011 at 12:15 AM
"His fiance has breast cancer. This is a rather serious issue, in case you lack the empathy to realize it."ReplyDelete
How so? You realize that having breast cancer generally doesn't cause problems with lactation, right?
- AnonymousJuly 8, 2011 at 12:23 AM
Illessa: You should be happy that there's men like Randall Munore out there willing to do selfless acts like complain to google on your behalf. If it weren't for him, where would you be?ReplyDelete
Just a mild word of warning though: If you catch him looking at your breasts, he's imagining milk oozing out of them.
- AnonymousJuly 8, 2011 at 12:50 AM
@Anonymous 11:41ReplyDelete
I don't know if I should feel disgust or pity after reading that post. However, I am pretty sure that I'd get a pretty big laugh if he ever introduced himself in this way: "Hi, I'm Randall, and I'm a MAN."
- Hi, I'm Anonymous, and I'm a MANJuly 8, 2011 at 1:58 AM
Just thought you should know.ReplyDelete
OK, maybe I missed something somewhere along the way, but what is it with this blog claiming that Randall has a lactation fetish? If it was something that was just brought up once in a while it might be vaguely funny but it feels like you reference it every other post and I just don't get it.ReplyDelete
- The kid at the back of the class who leans over his desk to smell the pretty girls' hairJuly 8, 2011 at 2:49 AM
@Twilight: You missed something along the way. Randall has a lactation fetish and references it all the time.ReplyDelete
A standardised Breast-Related Expression Average Statement Tabulation (ISMETA) reveals approximately 0.04 Randall lactation-related references per xkcdsucks poster per day, far less frequent than Randall's lactation-related posts. When you factor in the time Randall spends thinking about lactation without actually posting to a public board, you find that Randall expends four orders of magnitude more lactation-thought-minutes than even Rob.
Rob spends the free time thinking about pies, being the fat fuck that he is, but pies need not concern the concerned citizen nearly as much. Unless they're milky creamy Megan cream pies.
- AnonymousJuly 8, 2011 at 3:10 AM
Anon 3:10 on 8 July 2011 + Anon 6:52 on 24 March 2012ReplyDelete
You'll see!
"It's like Randall is deliberately confirming every single slur xkcdsucks has ever made against his character, even the ones that were less serious."
I dunno, in Rob's review of 907, it said Randall was a baby-killer. Troubling...
@Jon Levi: Technically Randall is killing babies by stealing nutritious breast milk from infants which need it to build up their immune system.ReplyDelete
Lactation and Megan joke in the first paragraph.... good, very good.ReplyDelete
Concerning Randall's cancer crisis, while I don't like the comments aimed at Randy's fiance since no one here really knows anything about her, I still think we should continue to critic the comics. Randall keeps putting them up, and he doesn't get a "Get out hate free" card just because his fiance is sick.
Just my two cents.
@Scott: No-one forced Ms. Braun to go out with Adi. If you enable it, you are part of it.ReplyDelete
Back when he did that awful "I used to like maths" comic, I started a battle in the alternate universe (i.e. xkcd forums), in which people were bashing me over the head with "Y U NO THAT THIS COMIC IS PERSONAL? ITS JUST MEANT TO BE DEEP AND PROFOUND, AND IT DOESNT REFLECT HIS LIFE"!! Well, turns out that Randall just proved that I, as well as other critics, were right all along: the comic WAS personal, and he REALLY DOES display his personal life in his comics. Ah, if only the fans could see that...ReplyDelete
And that newest comic, what the fuck is that? Is Randall even capable of TRYING to write an actual joke these days?
- AnonymousJuly 8, 2011 at 5:52 AM
Randall doesn't look at this site; we have sources that confirm this, something about "it'd be weird"/"he doesn't like reading things like this". So anything we post here has no reasonable bearing on him.ReplyDelete
megan leaky nurps.ReplyDelete
milk styrups.
adrift on a small breastial ocean
in a small boat
made of shame and self swallowed semens.
- AnonymousJuly 8, 2011 at 6:03 AM
Well Friday's is lame. Didn't make me smile or even think "that's funny" in my head. Not so rage-worthy as it is just nothing. In fact, if I saw it anywhere else, I would not have guessed it belonged to a webcomic.ReplyDelete
Rhythm is a dancer, it's a soul's companionReplyDelete
You could feel it everywhere
Lift your hands and voices, free your mind and join us
You can feel it in the air
Oh oh, it's a passion, oh oh, you can feel it, yeah
Woh oh, it's a passion, oh oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
Rhythm is a dancer, it's a soul's companion
You could feel it everywhere
Lift your hands and voices, free your mind and join us
You can feel it in the air
Oh oh, it's a passion, oh oh, you can feel it, yeah
Woh oh, it's a passion, oh oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
Rhythm, you can feel it, you could feel it
Rhythm, rhythm is a dancer
Rhythm, you can feel it, you could feel it
Rhythm, rhythm is a dancer
Let the rhythm ride you, guide you
Sneak inside you, set your mind to
Move to its pulsation
Bass vibration, synth sensation
Pause, it's not in place, see
Mind and body must be free to
Please take it all in
Nothing to lose, everything to
Win, but it controls you
Holds you, molds you, back to older
New, touch it, taste it
Free your soul and let it face you
Got the beat what you wanna
If the groove don't get ya the rifle's gonna
I'm serious as cancer
Re: 922. Which stick figure is supposed to be Randall?ReplyDelete
- HITLERJuly 8, 2011 at 7:47 AM
Randall was a teenager in 2000? Christ Almighty, I was drawing cartoons like this when I was 11.ReplyDelete
You are well-renowned for your artistic ability though, Mein Führer.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 8, 2011 at 8:51 AM
So Randall is now a movie critic with non-specific complaints about Fight Club. I wonder if he'll share what they are in part-2 of the comic.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 8, 2011 at 8:52 AM
You were drawing stick figures by age eleven? They put you in an art-magnet middle school, right?
Randall should submit his comics to the Vienna Academy of Fine Arts. I want to see what happens.ReplyDelete
- Hi, I'm Anonymous, and I'm a MANJuly 8, 2011 at 9:42 AM
A Fight Club joke, because people still think those are funny, right?ReplyDelete
Hey, HITLER, where's your webcomic?
- AnonymousJuly 8, 2011 at 10:36 AM
I'm pretty sure by any metric imaginable Hitler has contributed more to the world than Randall.ReplyDelete
TVTropes describes Hitler (on their Worse Than It Sounds page) as:ReplyDelete
"A leader who brought his country out of a severe economic downturn and moved audiences with his fiery speeches. His innovative approach to civil rights helped increase popular sensitivity toward, and expose the true evil nature of, racism and anti-Semitism, leading to their marked decline in the Western world. His ambitious foreign policy led to significant reforms in international law, including the international prosecution of war criminals."
- Anon4:56July 8, 2011 at 11:35 AM
It seems patently obvious now that this comic, as well as many others of this nature, are based on Randall having a bit of staircase wit after a real-life conversation.ReplyDelete
I can't think of any other way to explain it, since the movie wasn't recently featured on Wikipedia or Reddit?
- AnonymousJuly 8, 2011 at 12:16 PM
"masturbating to images of lactating women with Megan's picture plastered over their faces"ReplyDelete
"too busy pouring milk over his naked chest"
Rob, you've done it again, old boy! And to think I was starting to doubt you. GENIUS!
- AnonymousJuly 8, 2011 at 12:20 PM
Favorite hi-tech website for xkcd fans:ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 8, 2011 at 2:42 PM
Did you know that there's also a book based on the Fight Club movie? I've heard it isn't as good, but it might be worth reading anyway.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 8, 2011 at 6:18 PM
We all realized that Fight Club has serious flaws years ago Randall, good lord.ReplyDelete
Also, RANDALL IS YOUR WHITE KNIGHT, LADIES https://plus.google.com/111588569124648292310/posts/SeBqgN9Zoiu
- AnonymousJuly 8, 2011 at 7:18 PM
To be fair, when you've stalked most of the women you've ever had any interest in they do look like a particularly timid and victimised subgroup.ReplyDelete
- CroakerJuly 8, 2011 at 7:18 PM
Randall raises an excellent point on his google+ account. I've always been worried about big, strong men shoving their sweaty, meaty biceps through the internets to throttle helpless women. Or perhaps I was aroused by this thought. In any case, these unfortunate women are put up like targets by their mandatory need to reveal their genders by evil social networking sites, thus bringing the lusty hordes of physically (and mathematically) superior males screaming from the (internet) hills. Many a woman has drowned in a pile of hairy thrashing limbs and spraying semen disgorged without warning from a computer screen and into her humble abode of safety. ALTF may well be one of the few survivors of such a brutal attack, and while she wears her scars bravely, they are apparent to us all. Now only Randall dares to speak up for the oppressed gender, dares to imply that men are anything other than gentle protectors, dares to point to the highwaymen who terrorize the tubes. Shall this White Knight meet with defeat or glorious victory? Only time will tell.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 8, 2011 at 7:31 PM
Croaker, you're just asserting your sense of male privilege.ReplyDelete
- CroakerJuly 8, 2011 at 7:37 PM
My sense of male privilege is at least two inches longer than yours.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 8, 2011 at 8:32 PM
Haha, Croaker's cock is two inches long.ReplyDelete
Rob you stupid fuck, you are so fat that all things are inside of youReplyDelete
except megan :(ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 8, 2011 at 8:40 PM
>go to http://www.facebook.com/israelReplyDelete
>shit bricks
- AnonymousJuly 8, 2011 at 8:46 PM
When did shitting bricks become ok?ReplyDelete
I don't think it's ok.
- AnonymousJuly 8, 2011 at 9:06 PM
On one hand I, personally, like keeping every fucking thing I can private. On the other; I really don't give much of a fuck if people know my gender. I'll probably hide it if I can, but if I can't, then oh well.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 8, 2011 at 9:09 PM
@9:06 That's because you're a man. You don't understand like Randall does.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 8, 2011 at 9:47 PM
- AnonymousJuly 8, 2011 at 10:47 PM
You can't help laughing when the occasional comment calls Randall on being patronizing and condescending, and Randall basically goes "no I'm not, I'VE SPOKEN TO GIRLS BEFORE AND THIS IS WHAT THEY THINK!"ReplyDelete
Next it's going to be "I'm not racist, some of my best friends are black, but..."
- AnonymousJuly 8, 2011 at 11:18 PM
I believe the gender choice should be optionally public. But, not because "women are weak," or "that person might be DIFFERENT." But as a pure matter of privacy.ReplyDelete
Also some of those comments are hilarious.
- Hi, I'm Anonymous and I'm a WOMANJuly 8, 2011 at 11:35 PM
I can honestly say Randall is accurately expressing how I actually feel.ReplyDelete
- In Soviet NASAJuly 8, 2011 at 11:50 PM
@11:35: But are you accurately expressing what Randall wants to feel?ReplyDelete
- Hi, I'm Anonymous and I'm a WOMANJuly 9, 2011 at 12:01 AM
If you mean what I think you mean, no, I am not currently lactating.ReplyDelete
Milk or GTFO, 12:01.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 12:23 AM
- White knight powerJuly 9, 2011 at 12:26 AM
Typical expression of the lactotoroidal male hegemony, 12:23.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 12:43 AM
- A three-headed monkeyJuly 9, 2011 at 1:01 AM
How appropriate. You milk, like, a cow.ReplyDelete
captcha: lacast. The timely EU ban on lacasting has resulted in a slow restoration of offshore milk stock.
- Randall Patrick MunroeJuly 9, 2011 at 6:06 AM
is an anagram of ANAL MILK PORN TURD RACE.ReplyDelete
Just saying.
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 6:14 AM
Frequent Flyer Tip # 4ReplyDelete
How to get a free upgrade to First Class.
Wear clothing you know is awash with GSR and look shifty, avoiding eye contact, while at Check-In.
This will ensure your Boarding Pass will include the pre-printed initialism 'S S S S'.
Before joining the long queue at the Security Screening area, play dumb and ask a nearby Security Officer if this is the queue for you – show him/her your Boarding Pass.
He/She will notice the 'S S S S' and you will be immediately taken through security and subjected to the 'Swab'. They will, of course, discover the GSR and take you to a holding cell. You can rely on the fact Security/DHS will not tell you why they are doing what they are doing. This is good – you need not explain anything.
Just before they attempt the body-cavity search, assuming you do not wish to have this done, you present your 'paperwork' and all is forgiven. Remember, the arrogance of the DHS Officers will prevent them from asking any questions that would have 'solved' this problem at an earlier stage.
You have by this time missed your flight. They place you on the next flight to your destination – in First Class!
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 8:43 AM
woo! masturbation jokes!ReplyDelete
- CroakerJuly 9, 2011 at 8:59 AM
My two-inch long cock throbs with excitement!ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 9:17 AM
a new creepypasta forum!
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 9:49 AM
Croaker @ July 8, 2011 7:18 PM said:ReplyDelete
".....ALTF may well be one of the few survivors of such a brutal attack, and while she wears her scars bravely, they are apparent to us all......"
These scars to which you refer? I've yet to notice them.
Care to elaborate?
- Randall's Hairy PalmsJuly 9, 2011 at 9:59 AM
First of all, check out this cock-sucking faggot's attempt at being "brief" (his words):ReplyDelete
Next, check out his Google+ postings - dude definitely has a fucking frog fetish (or is that a frog-fucking fetish?)
This prick is just one of the most miserable, sick and lonely fuckers on the planet.
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 10:00 AM
ALTF's IP:ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 10:08 AM
Dearest Anonymous @ 10:00 AM,ReplyDelete
Would you like to see a revealing photograph of ALTF?
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 10:14 AM
Ofc not. You are more than likely some unattractive burmese who deserves the pilloryReplyDelete
Too late!ReplyDelete
Though she does enjoy a pillory. Being exposed to public derision tends to soothe her.
ALTF is the one in the red swimming costume - as no doubt you are aware.
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 10:35 AM
That is BP's IP.ReplyDelete
Not mine.
The Engerland Cunts are one up on the Frog Clits at 78 minutes.
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 10:45 AM
The Clits score!ReplyDelete
Limey Cunts 1 : 1 Frog Clits
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 10:54 AM
Tsk tsk. What is BP doing in the wastelands of North Minnesota, in a village of 6000 people? And furthermore, what are you doing posting there?ReplyDelete
I don't think you're really an English subject, ALTF.
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 10:55 AM
So is this final proof that ALTF has been trolling all along?
Stay tuned for more.
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 10:58 AM
BP is a sly devil, innit?.ReplyDelete
I am NOT a fecking Brit cunt!
I am not a cunt of the Commonwealth either.
The Cunts and Clits are in extra time now.
I do not troll!
I trawl!
Get it right ya cunt!
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 11:01 AM
Yes you trawl for attention, we know.ReplyDelete
But really.
From such a pseudo-cosmopolitan faux-intellectual I expected at least a residence in New York or San Francisco, or at least a college town.
But International Falls, MN, popl. 6424? Son, I am dissapoint.
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 11:05 AM
I prefer 'quasi-intellectual' actually.ReplyDelete
Like I said.
That was/is BP's IP.
Not mine.
I do indeed trawl for attention. The quality is suspect though.
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 11:13 AM
They're in the second period of extra time now!ReplyDelete
I'm wetting my knickers!
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 11:21 AM
I prefer 'quasi-intellectual' actually.ReplyDelete
You're not, though.
Like I said.
That was/is BP's IP.
Not mine.
So why are you posting from there? Unless that is your actual place of residence and you've been lying all along. which I suspect you have.
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 11:30 AM
Still all-square at 1-1. Penalties imminent.ReplyDelete
I often prevaricate.
BP can make it look like I am posting from your house if he so chooses!
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 11:41 AM
Right. The typical "My boyfriend's a 1337 hacker" defense.ReplyDelete
Apparently you don't know how IP addresses work, ALTF. Anyone who's been on the internet longer than 20 minutes or so can tell you that IPs cannot be faked in the matter of your suggestion.
So it seems that ALTF truly does live in a village on the Minnesoto-Canadian border. Shame. I was even beginning to respect her. Now we all see her in a different light.
We thought you were a well-versed cosmopolitan fellow-traveller. Now we see you're a dull little woman in a dull little town who's simply seeking for attention on the internets cause her social life can't provide any.
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 11:43 AM
The Frogs won!ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 11:44 AM
Do not ever respect me.ReplyDelete
I seek attention - quality attention.
I am so ashamed.
Lotsa black flies 'round here in the north.
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 11:47 AM
I'm sure.ReplyDelete
A recap, for anyone who missed it-
^ALTF's IP
International Falls, Minnesota
Population 6424
^ALTF's LOCATION
^ALTF's IQ
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 11:57 AM
My IQ is much less than that.ReplyDelete
And Minnesota is not a nice place by the way.
Not that I've ever been there.
- CroakerJuly 9, 2011 at 12:11 PM
My sense of male privilege gives me super powers. One of them is to call ALTF out of the woodwork - it's like being able to attract termites, but not nearly so much fun. I'm sure your Aquarian skin is delightfully free of scars, marking you as one with little experience in deadly combat with bladed weapons.ReplyDelete
Also, can someone tell me with what I'm supposed to sense I'm privileged? Is it the privilege of wasting people's time on webcomics forums? In such case, guilty as charged, I suppose. Or is it the privilege of thinking that being concerned about someone's relative size over an electronic medium like the internet is ridiculous?
Perhaps it is the privilege of possessing two pale and perfect inches of Massachusetts white snake, guaranteed to provide the best 30 seconds any human could expect to experience after seeing such a formidable creature exposed.
Also, Rob is fat.
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 12:30 PM
And Minnesota is not a nice place by the way.ReplyDelete
Not that I've ever been there.
You keep suggesting that. You don't fool anyone.
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 12:38 PM
Croaker, the Cunt of Massachusetts said:ReplyDelete
"....Also, can someone tell me with what I'm supposed to sense I'm privileged?...."
I know one uses their nose to sense your smell and their eyes to sense your visage. What one might use to sense your privilege I am at a loss.
Perhaps you should rephrase that question. Then I'll answer it for you.
Dearest Anonymous @ 12:30 PM,
I fool me!
And that is all that matters.
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 12:51 PM
Huh, aquarians is pretty good-looking. Who woulda thunk it?ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 12:57 PM
wait, how did you get ALTF's IP address?ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 1:01 PM
I'm guessing she visited that creepypasta forum thing.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 1:03 PM
A predilection for inviolable invective and attractive, by Western standards, too!
Go figure.
BP's IP is published in a Washington D.C. "Pudenda Non Grata" blog post. He is banned from the entire city blog-cube. Except Dupont Circle - they loves him real good there.
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 1:29 PM
Don't drag me into this.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 1:49 PM
Fuck off or I'll publish your IP.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 1:51 PM
The Cuntrel's IP
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 2:08 PM
@11:41 You needn't have been disappointed if you had simply taken the time to observe the fact that she has enough spare time to treat message boards as chat rooms.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 2:13 PM
Yeah Anonymous 11:41, what he/she said!ReplyDelete
Want to see photographs of BP's luxury home?
ALTF's identity exposed! The shocking truth here!ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 2:46 PM
The real dirt is here!
I would like to have lots of sex with Randall.ReplyDelete
Contact me at my blog www.forbespornstarletts.com gj! I await your call.
I ain't got BOZUM CANKER either!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 2:54 PM
SLTFR is a blog of perfection wherein The BP and I worked together to create genius.ReplyDelete
Read it all if you dare.
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 2:57 PM
ALTF, will you do me the honor of signing my jazz mags?ReplyDelete
Captchink subian. I think not.
ALTF's IP = 220.127.116.11ReplyDelete
location: bumblefuck, canada
altf lives in pembroke, ontario (population 13930, 98% white)ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 4:08 PM
No you don't. You live in shitall, Minnesota with 6000 other poor sods.ReplyDelete
Actually, ALTF, thank you. However I may fuck my life up in the future, I'll always be able to tell myself at least I'm not you.
- CroakerJuly 9, 2011 at 4:26 PM
@Anon 4:08 - Yah, the menstration would certainly suck. Minnesota at least has good bratwurst, though.ReplyDelete
On the subject of XKCD, I found the reaction to comic #922 on the forums to be unsurprising but refreshing. No-one likes the comic, as far as I can tell. Also there was a great interjection by some guy who is an 'alpha' and uses the word 'industrio-fascist'. I think he might lead a wolf pack. A luddist wolf pack.
- CroakerJuly 9, 2011 at 6:15 PM
Jeez, ALTF. That was where you jump in, call me a cunt, and tell me its a 'Luddite'. I'm not angry, though. Just disappointed.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 6:33 PM
don't look at meReplyDelete
Picture related:ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 9:37 PM
@ 7:51ReplyDelete
What the hell is that from?
Hey, don't diss International Falls, MN. Rocky and Bullwinkle come from there.ReplyDelete
Also re: most xkcd comics - http://i.imgur.com/ezv4f.png
- AnonymousJuly 10, 2011 at 2:05 AM
GOOMH Timofei!ReplyDelete
I was just playing that popular video game and I saw that funny movie with my friends last night and we laughed so hard at that funny scene!
- Aquarians have histrionic personality disorderJuly 10, 2011 at 3:19 AM
ALTF reminds me of a Greek girl I knew many years ago. She'd go on Interweb forums and make up these absurd fantasies about her history and adventures, the only thing of any substance being some vague and embellished truth about her guy, on whom she completely relied. She would express herself in verbose sentences which she clearly thought herself smart to have produced, but the only smiles she elicited were people holding back a laugh at her. She also had obsessions with certain words (although "cunt" was not have one of hers).ReplyDelete
Her life was essentially a symbiosis between her attention-seeking need and others' desire to have a clown who was sufficiently self-centred and rude that you couldn't muster up the empathy to feel sorrow.
I felt fairly sorry for the woman's boyfriend, though - he had practically moved out and turned to drinking to avoid her. Although he did get his life together buying and selling property.
(in b4 the guy was you - I'm a dirty commie and would not be seen dead trading in houses)
It seems TVTropes isn't immune to xkcd-related vandalism. Look at this, and scroll down to 'Shout Out'.ReplyDelete
That Troper obviously thought that because xkcd had referenced another work, this deserved recognition on the other work's page. 917 was barely a shout-out to GEB anyway.
By the way I'd like to propose a motion that xkcd-related wiki vandalism be referred to as Randallism.
- AnonymousJuly 10, 2011 at 5:54 AM
Since when did randallizing TVTropes and mentioning it here become okay?ReplyDelete
I don't think it's okay.
- AnonymousJuly 10, 2011 at 6:20 AM
The entry for xkcd on TV Tropes has the distinct smack of parody. The question is, do the writers responsible actually realize this?ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 10, 2011 at 11:34 AM
I see everyone is obeying Randy's wish that nobody mention Fight Club again. How large a chunk of pop culture do you think he could delete from internet conversation via his comic before the GOOMH reaches critical mass?ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 10, 2011 at 12:51 PM
Hi, late to the party.ReplyDelete
Breast cancer? More like BEST cancer! Amirite?
Obvious troll is obvious.ReplyDelete
(Although it made me laugh!)
Catpha: sylorna. Alien race or girl's name?
- AnonymousJuly 10, 2011 at 2:18 PM
Well guys, I think we'd better just shut down the blog now, because nothing's going to top 12:51.ReplyDelete
This is the pinnacle of Xkcd Sucks, and I am happy to have witnessed it.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 10, 2011 at 4:59 PM
This is so amazing we need to alert the National Archives.ReplyDelete