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Indians fall to Saints
Central Catholic was hot from the outside and that was not good for Pontiac as the Saints used a perimeter attack to shoot past the Indians 62-37 in a Corn Belt Conference boys' basketball game Friday night at PTHS.
The Saints made 9 of 16 shots from beyond the 3-point line. Two of those misses came by the reserves late in the game.
"When they're hitting 3s they are a very tough team to beat, and they hit a lot of 3s," PTHS head coach Brandon Martin said. "They get an open look, they're going to knock it down."
It was the long ball that gave the Saints the edge early, and then allowed the visitors to pull away in the second half. BCC made a trio of triples — switching from one side to the other — in a two-minute span in the first period to take a 13-8 lead. It was 15-8 when the quarter ended.
Pontiac was able to make a run at Central Catholic at the start of the second period. Included in a 7-0 run to start the frame was a 3-pointer from William Meiner that tied it at 15-15 with 5:36 left in the half.
But the Saints responded with their only trey of the quarter — from Elliott Hoerdemann on the left side — to take the lead for good. Austin Holman converted a steal and the BCC lead was 20-15.
Mistakes were a key part to Pontiac's demise. One such error took place at the end of the first half when the Tribe turned the ball over and then fouled Hoerdemann, who made a pair of free throws with 1.4 seconds on the clock to give the Saints a 25-20 halftime lad.
"As many shots as they made in the first half, I thought we were lucky enough to get in the locker room only down five," Martin said.
BCC was back at it, hitting four 3-pointers in the third period to pull away.
"Tonight we made some shots," BCC head coach Jason Welch said.
Jake Reinhart hit two of the triples while Mitch Haynes and Hoerdemann added one trey apiece. A three-point play from Hoerdemann followed his 3-pointer and gave Central Catholic a 42-24 lead.
"When it comes down to it, our defense was pretty poor," Martin said. "We knew they were going to step four shooters on the floor at one time and we didn't close out.
"We have two weeks before regional. We have to learn to close out on shooters and contain guys off the dribble and tonight we did a pretty poor job."
Trent Smith led Pontiac with 13 points while Zac Justus had 8 and Shawn Milhauser threw in 7 points. Meiner scored 5 and Carter Jacobs and Logan Gschwendtner threw in 2 points apiece.
Hoerdemann led BCC with 17 points and Jack Hester scored 10.
SOPHOMORES: Pontiac let one slip away in the preliminary game, losing 53-50 in overtime.
The Indians led by three and had the ball with 6.9 seconds remaining in regulation. The ball was inbounded to a corner and Drew Mills stepped out of bounds with 3.7 seconds left.
BCC got a 3-pointer from Clay McKinney to send the game into overtime. McKinney then hit a 3 to tie the game at 50-50 in OT.
Pontiac turned the ball over with 14 seconds left and the Saints won it with a 3-pointer out of the left corner as time ran out for the win.
Kye Comincioli had 17 points, 15 in the second half, for Pontiac. Mills added 12 and Kevin Lewis scored 9 points.


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Last season was my first winter on the Transworld payroll. It was a trip. The winter started in Munich wandering around with 40,000 crazed Germans at the Air and Style. From there it was on to Austria with Fox, Smith and Mills. We shredded the streets of the Arlberg and got our legs back under us.
After that I headed up to Mt. Baker around New Years and got a week of pow days. I hung with old friends, met a bunch of new ones and got to document a heavy session on the Mt. Baker Road Gap. Barrett Christy drove by us as we were hanging out on the road. Seemed poignant. It was then that I fell in love with that corner of the world.
In January I spent some time at Bear, experienced the hype machine that is the X-Games, almost lost my mind in Vegas at my first trade show, and then after staying up all night at the Riders Poll, stumbled onto to a plane headed to Jackson Hole.
I woke up in the Tetons and it was dumping. Natural Selection was something else. Watching so many legends tear around that mountain was unreal. I was in awe of both them and all the snow I got to slash.
After that it was back up to Baker for the Legendary Banked Slalom, another soul-charging experience, that was over way too soon.
February faded into March and I did my best to keep up. I got to return to Montana and see that not much had changed. And then it was April before I knew it and I was still getting powder on my face. May came and I was in Washington with the These Days dudes, getting the last of it at Summit at Snoqualmie. A lot of it is still a blur.
I've spent a lot of time pouring over these photos recently, the images are burned into my brain. But… it isn't these fractions of seconds that really get me going anymore, these are merely the Point A's and B's. Because…now, as I'm growing increasingly (almost unbearably) anxious about the coming winter, I find myself returning (or retreating?) to the time spent in between, on the roads to and from, with the friends that helped me along, in those quiet moments, alone, fatigued, frustrated, cold, not knowing, but trusting and going, and somehow happening across a moment worth documenting.
That shit's exciting.
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Not to interrupt everybody's fun commenting on the last thingy. But for those of you who were wondering, the Suicide Girls have now put up an MP3 Podcast of my appearance on their radio show. So now you can enjoy that. Unfortunately it seems like they cut out all the music I brought with me that night. So you'll hear me introduce songs and then just come right back and start blabbing away again.
I haven't listened to this all the way through. I guess I'll have to sometime. I do remember they were as interested in their other guest Satya the Buddhist dominitrix, as in me. Which is fine. I like Satya. She didn't say so on the radio show, but she's like this very intense Buddhist scholar as well. She reads Sanskrit, has taken grad level courses in India, all kinds of impressive stuff. On the radio they mostly had her talking about whips and restraints. So if you're into that sort of thing that's on the Podcast too.
Anyway, just wanted to make that announcement. Now you can go back to commenting about doing Zazen alone or whatever.


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Tuesday, October 1, 2013
Comics 1265-1271: GOOMHR
1266. lolprogramming F
1267. This is getting back to the old GOOMH-bait I used to like back when I was an xkcd fanboy. C+
1268. More GOOMH-bait! Delicious spiders. C+
1269. Do not care. D+
1270. lolprogramming 2: revenge of lolprogramming F
1271. Still more GOOMH-bait. Not as good as the other two GOOMH-baits sampled here. C-
165 comments:
- AnonymousOctober 1, 2013 at 2:37 AM
- AnonymousOctober 1, 2013 at 2:54 AM
I'm genuinely curious why you still bother with this.ReplyDeleteReplies
- AnonymousOctober 1, 2013 at 4:03 AM
I'm genuinely curious why you think that being a garrulous bore about some children's comic makes you more worthy to critique it.Delete
- AnonymousOctober 3, 2013 at 4:30 AM
Well fuck me from behind with a garrote, that's a mighty big word for such a small cunt.
I'm impressed.
- AnonymousOctober 4, 2013 at 3:18 AM
Who better to critique a comic than a garrulous bore?Delete
- AnonymousOctober 1, 2013 at 4:34 AM
The kind of things Rob doesn't give an F to: "I like to do x while doing y." "I think x is weird." "When x happens I'm all like y."ReplyDelete
The only thing worse than these comics is this post claiming there's a hint of quality in them. I could make a "comic" that is just a square with text in it saying "sometimes I try to avoid the lines on the sidewalk" and it would be as good as 1271. Fuck you Rob.
- AnonymousOctober 1, 2013 at 7:37 AM
All this anonymous posters are randallReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 1, 2013 at 10:15 AM
This is about you.ReplyDelete
xkcd is a marshmallow. YOU ARE THE CRAZY PEOPLE. Get over yourselves.Replies
- AnonymousOctober 1, 2013 at 10:31 AM
Thank goodness you're here to stop all these cuh-RAZY shenanigans.Delete
This is about you.Delete
xkcdsucks is the mysterious fibers. YOU ARE THE MCNUGGET. Get over yourself.
- AnonymousOctober 1, 2013 at 11:09 AM
That's like arguing that the Allied forces were crazy to stop Hitler. This is why you shouldn't let 6 year olds do your reasoning for you.Delete
- AnonymousOctober 1, 2013 at 8:31 PM
I watched some more of that kid's videos. They're kind of... I mean, is there any chance of changing this blog to ladyxeonasucks? The xkcd thing has run its course, and this spoiled brat with her indulgent mother are really getting me riled.Delete
- AnonymousOctober 2, 2013 at 7:47 AM
The only reason I checked by here was to have my opinion that 'Juicer' deserved an F validated.ReplyDelete
Rob, you let me down.
- AnonymousOctober 3, 2013 at 5:47 AM
Anonymous October 1, 2013 at 4:03 AM emetically yawned,ReplyDelete
".......I'm genuinely curious why you think that being a garrulous bore about some children's comic makes you more worthy to critique it......."
For fuck's sake, the phrase 'garrulous bore' is so common; cliché even! If you insist on using words far exceeding the level of your working/recognition vocabulary, at least use them in a novel way - we'd be totes impressed!
For instance, instead of using the word 'abject' to modify the word 'poverty', try using it as an adjective to modify the word 'luxury'. It fucks up all the pseudo-intellectuals, like real good!.
Off the top of my pretty little head, how's this:
"The problem with ALT-F is she suffers from an 'embarrassment of riches'." Now take the word 'embarrassment' and use it as a collective noun to describe something else. Like: "The problem with Anonymous October 1, 2013 at 4:03 AM is that he suffers from an embarrassment of fucking stupidity."
I know. Right?
Don't let us down now. Okay?Replies
- AnonymousOctober 4, 2013 at 6:32 AM
Anon@August 12, 2012 at 1:22 AM said: "ALTF is both intelligent and a garrulous bore."Delete
- AnonymousOctober 4, 2013 at 7:15 AM
I was totes popular back then.
The talk of the town!
Since that time, I've broken my phone, my telephone/Internet bill is still too high and I have a black eye. And I put on 3 pounds in New Orleans/Thailand/Lao PDR, which might not seem like much to you, but I'm devastated. I am currently starving myself and therefore very cranky as a result.
- AnonymousOctober 3, 2013 at 8:49 AM
On the left side-bar, under the subtitle "Rob's Rants", I read the following:ReplyDelete
"When he's not flipping a shit over prescriptivist and descriptivist uses of language, xkcdsucks' very own Rob likes writing long blocks of text about specific subjects.
Where are these long blocks of text to which you refer?
There appears to be quite the paucity of 'new' long blocks of text of late. In fact, I cannot find anything which post-dates the Great December 2010 North American blizzard.
Have you been 'flipping a shit' over prescriptivist and descriptivist uses of language all this time?
Get over it! Let's settle it right fucking now!
Are you a prescriptivist, or a descriptivist?Replies
prescriptivist < descriptivist < encryptivistDelete
i'm a shitsivistDelete
- AnonymousOctober 3, 2013 at 11:54 AM
— suffix
A suffix of adjectives (and nouns of adjectival origin) expressing tendency, disposition, function, connection, et cetera.
— suffix
1. ( forming nouns ) a person who performs a certain action or is concerned with something specified: motorist; soloist et cetera.
Yeah, you're a shitivist
I'm a cuntivist! Wallowing in descriptive prescriptions for various STDs.
- AnonymousOctober 3, 2013 at 11:57 AM
Oh wait. You said "shitsivist", right?Delete
Never mind then. I don't do dogs!
- AnonymousOctober 4, 2013 at 9:08 PM
Yes you do.Delete
- AnonymousOctober 3, 2013 at 12:25 PM
This sentence has three a's, one b, two c's, two d's, twenty six e's, five f's, three g's, nine h's, eleven i's, one j, two l's, thirteen n's, eight o's, six r's, twenty five s's, twenty t's, two u's, five v's, eight w's, three x's, and four y's.ReplyDelete
Deal with that, cunts!Replies
- AnonymousOctober 3, 2013 at 1:50 PM
Sorry, I never deal because I can't shuffle. I'm more comfortable with the twist.Delete
- AnonymousOctober 3, 2013 at 7:11 PM
Why didn't you count k's, m's, p's, q's or z's?Delete
I, man, am regal - a German am IDelete
Never odd or even
If I had a hi-fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Rise to vote, sir
Do geese see god?
"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast, safe car
Pa's a sap
Ma is as selfless as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam?
Ah, Satan sees Natasha
No devil lived on
Lonely Tylenol
Not a banana baton
No "x" in "Nixon"
O, stone, be not so
O Geronimo, no minor ego
"Naomi," I moan
"A Toyota's a Toyota"
A dog, a panic in a pagoda
Oh no! Don Ho!
Nurse, I spy gypsies - run!
Senile felines
Now I see bees I won
UFO tofu
We panic in a pew
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog
Rats saw god, dog was star
- AnonymousOctober 4, 2013 at 6:36 AM
Oh good we've descended to teen pop lyrics.Delete
Posts like Twitter; comments like Facebook.
- AnonymousOctober 4, 2013 at 7:29 AM
I serve up a wonderful Self Referential sentence with my 'perfect' computations being done with 'manual' binary decision diagrams (BDD's) - no computers - and you retort with fucking palindromes?
Fucking ignoramus!
Anonymous October 3, 2013 at 7:11 PM, "Why didn't you count k's, m's, p's, q's or z's? Racist."
Yeah. That's right. I'm a racist!
Fucking moron!
My comments > Grande Sertão Veredas > baroque poetry > sumerian epic poetry > classical french literature > philosophical transactions of the royal society > cave paintings > insane ravings on a asylum wall > facebook comments > twitter posts > bathroom stall graffiti > israelnationalnews.com comments > all other xkcdsucks comments > Rob's reviews >>>>>>> abyss >>>>>>> ALTF's commentsDelete
- AnonymousOctober 4, 2013 at 10:34 PM
I take it you mean homo sapien cave paintings rather than neanderthal cave paintings, because even the primitive neanderthal produced work superior to anything that sap culture has ever come close to.Delete
- AnonymousOctober 5, 2013 at 7:06 AM
Great list Eumesmopo! Unfortunately, because of a flaw in my visual recognition of nomenclature used to express mathematical domain knowledge I read those rogue chevrons as "leads to" rather than "greater than". That places me at the zenith and you at the nadir. You are being too hard on yourself, you don't suck that badly.Delete
How come these cunt cavemen only ever paint cows and pregnant Przewalski's horses? There were far more species around back then! There is no excuse for the paucity of their subject matter! And it looks like they did it with their prehensile feet, the filthy simians!
- AnonymousOctober 5, 2013 at 7:51 AM
Though I must especially commend you on your inclusion of "israelnationalnews.com comments". That, dear friend, is rather witty.Delete
Oh, stop it you!Delete
- AnonymousOctober 7, 2013 at 6:15 AM
I sent Israel National News a cleansed -of-profanity version of The Tutor's "What To Do If You Meet A Jew" post. We'll see if it ever sees the light of the Middle East day.Delete
Pashtun from Lebanon. Yeah, makes sense.Delete
- AnonymousOctober 4, 2013 at 7:01 AM
To commemorate the upcoming 947th anniversary of the Battle of Hastings, I've decided to reveal to the civilised world the fruits of my decades-long painstaking research into ascertaining the last words of Harold Godwinson, (Harold II), King of England as he defended his country against the vile Norman cunts.ReplyDelete
To wit:
"Dolor! Heu faecem! Nunc futui sum!"Replies
- AnonymousOctober 5, 2013 at 6:51 AM
Obvious bored sci postgrad who aims slightly below their station so they're not called out on their mediocrity.
- AnonymousOctober 5, 2013 at 7:17 AM
There is no station inferior to mine and I live to be called out on my mediocrity. I see no other valid reason to live. Do you?Delete
- AnonymousOctober 5, 2013 at 7:27 AM
For you, no.Delete
- AnonymousOctober 5, 2013 at 7:29 AM
You're so thick that if you got any thicker you'd be a singularity. I mean you already don't have any social events planned in your horizon!
That's a 'Sheldon Cooper' quality funny! Or so The Tutor tells me. The Tutor watches commercial television. He's very mediocre.
- AnonymousOctober 8, 2013 at 5:15 PM
Singularities are not thick.Delete
- AnonymousOctober 5, 2013 at 6:55 AM
I have been watching videos of "Hmong girls" on the You Tube and they don't look like they come from a people's democratic republic. All western make-up and western smiles. I am disappointed.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 5, 2013 at 8:05 AM
Dolor! Heu faecem! Nunc futui sum!ReplyDelete
I done wrotes it that way so cunts, when they copy-paste it into Google Translate, get, well, go look:
I figger only the Brit-cunts have any Latin education, and they would know that Yankee cunts would have to use a translation programme to decode my genius.
A little understanding here, eh?Replies
- AnonymousOctober 5, 2013 at 9:45 AM
i ut futuaris, dilettante.Delete
- AnonymousOctober 5, 2013 at 10:02 AM
Nice use of the subjunctive.Delete
But "dilettante"?
That ain't cricket!
I dabble in much and am a novice in even more, but in my chosen profession, I excel.
Don't ask. I'll only prevaricate.
- AnonymousOctober 5, 2013 at 10:07 AM
Aquiraans, your insecurity is almost adorable.Delete
- AnonymousOctober 5, 2013 at 10:59 AM
Fuck off!
- AnonymousOctober 6, 2013 at 2:11 AM
And predictability.Delete
- AnonymousOctober 7, 2013 at 6:16 AM
Soooooooo jealz!Delete
- AnonymousOctober 7, 2013 at 8:48 AM
I no rite?Delete
- AnonymousOctober 7, 2013 at 9:21 AM
I reckon I asked for that. Innit?Delete
Did you write this?
Is this Aquarians?
Is she my fantasy?
Caught in her handcuffs
No escape from perversity
Open your eyes
Look up at the cunt and see
She's just a rich girl, she needs no sympathy
Because she's quick to post, rather slow
Rarely high, often low
Anyway the words blow, doesn't really matter to me (to me)
ALTF just killed a man
Held a book against his head
Struck it hard and now he's dead
ALTF's life had just begun
But now she's gone and thrown it all away
ALTF, oo-oo-oo-ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, because spelling really matters
Too late, my time has come
Her tutor's now online
And his writing's rather fine
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
ALTF, oo-oo-oo-ooo (anyway the words blow)
I don't want to post
I sometimes wish I'd never been here at all
I see a little silhouetto of a girl
Like to fuck? Like to fuck? It's the forbidden tango
Riding-coat and helmet, jewel-studded godemiché!
Obscure reference, obscure reference,
Obscure reference, obscure reference,
Obscure reference - erudite. One cornetto-o-o-o-ooo!
But I'm just a rich boy and most people love me
(He's just a rich boy from a rich family)
Bored with a kook on this shite holiday
Quick to post, rather slow - will I let her go?
Insha'Allah, no! I will not let her go (let her go)
Insha'Allah, I will not let her go (let her go)
Insha'Allah, I will not let her go (let me go)
Will not let her go (let me go) never
Never let her go (let me go)
Never let me go (ooo)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
United Nations, Petawawa, laissez-passer! let me go!
The Queen of Cunts has a chamber with a bed for me
For me
For meeeeee!
Lyrics by: "Anonymous"
I am still in awe of this. I'd love to again converse with the woman/boy who wrote that.
- AnonymousOctober 7, 2013 at 10:48 AM
Yeah. But "Petawawa", intra al., 's your edit. Now the danger is past, and the lingering fitness is over at last, and the fever called Lusting is conquered at last.Delete
*yields naked to the rainbow and swings up to the over-arching heaven*
- AnonymousOctober 7, 2013 at 11:15 AM
No it is not!Delete
I don't live in Petawawa. That's a shit-hole 15 kliks up the road and it's awash in vile Welfare-In-Green squaddies. Why would I have added that?
And if I did, what, pray tell, did it replace?
And don't fuck with Poe.
- AnonymousOctober 7, 2013 at 11:31 AM
Speaking of the conquering of lustfulness, I give you Petronius:Delete
"Foeda est in coitu et brevis voluptas, et taedet Veneris statim peractae."
- AnonymousOctober 7, 2013 at 11:38 AM
Original. Looks like SR's been fuzzing.Delete
The expanse of spirit in a waste of shame is lust in action. But enough about Rob.
- AnonymousOctober 7, 2013 at 12:00 PM
Ah yes.Delete
I guess I did change Minnesota to Petawawa.
And "Hearts" to "Cunts"
Some idiot back then kept insisting I lived in International Falls, Minnesota. I reckon that's where the lyricist of that wonderful "Ode" got Minnesota.
The original is cleaner, but like Sid's cover of "My Way", versus Frank's, it's not better or worse, it's just different.
See how much younger my avatar looked back then?
I'm older and darker now.
- AnonymousOctober 7, 2013 at 12:13 PM
Just like Shakespeare's version of, "The expense of spirit in a waste of shame is lust in action.". Different than yours, but neither better nor worse. Though your use of "expanse" does temper the meaning a tad.Delete
Besides, as far as this sort of thing goes, I prefer this one:
".......and as she grabbed at his dick, which was leaping around like a shower dropped in an empty bath, she scratched his back deeply with the nails of both hands and he shot three more times, in thick stripes on her chest. Like Zorro.
"Winkler" by Giles Coren
".....he shot three more times, in thick stripes on her chest. Like Zorro....."
Like that's like, too funny!
- AnonymousOctober 7, 2013 at 12:26 PM
Oh wait!Delete
I get it!
You used "expanse" rather than "expense" to reflect that on-going idiocy about Rob's expansive demeanour.
Apologies, I am slow today.
- AnonymousOctober 7, 2013 at 1:10 PM
Aquairans Lvoe To Fcuk October 7, 2013 at 12:00 PM copyedited:Delete
'...And "Hearts" to "Cunts"...'
Yes, wherefore intra al.
Also I wrote the original Odeipuss, as you suspect.
- AnonymousOctober 7, 2013 at 1:45 PM
Who added the "Wrecks" bit then?Delete
Speaking of wherefore, most of the ignorant cunts in my little town think the mournful query of that Capulet slut, "O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo? is an inquiry after her dear heart's physical location beneath her window?
- AnonymousOctober 7, 2013 at 9:01 PM
It's not their fault. Judy Garland intoned the line improperly during the Tin Woodcutter's song, thereby imprinting many generations of impressionable young minds with her misunderstanding. Your town would be a much better place today if she had only had a brain.Delete
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2013 at 5:42 AM
My town, wherein nowt but the dead and dying reside, would have been much better had this:Delete
and this:
been more devastating.
What, no final verse? You tease.Delete
- AnonymousOctober 7, 2013 at 1:22 PM
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.ReplyDeleteReplies
- AnonymousOctober 8, 2013 at 2:44 PM
yeah, right.Delete
- AnonymousOctober 10, 2013 at 4:22 AM
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2013 at 7:21 AM
What a cunt.Delete
- AnonymousOctober 8, 2013 at 11:39 PM
When did he stop linking to achewood?ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 9, 2013 at 12:22 PM
Rob, how do you respond to allegations that you had Jon Levi killed so that you would have no more competition in the Xkcd insulting industry?ReplyDeleteReplies
that is entirely false. i had jon levi killed so he'd stop waking me up in the middle of the night with his desperate pleasDelete
- AnonymousOctober 9, 2013 at 8:42 PM
You fool! They were peas! He was offering you desperate PEAS!Delete
- AnonymousOctober 10, 2013 at 2:45 AM
You're both wrong - he was offering desperate 'es. 'es Ebenezer good.Delete
(And, when it comes down to it, aren't all Jews drug pushers?)
Rob, your hitman was awful. He wouldn't even give me your money back. I have him tied up in the basement. If you don't claim him within a week, then I'm giving him to ALTF.Delete
- AnonymousOctober 10, 2013 at 11:19 PM
1276 is maybe the most meaningless poster comic so far.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2013 at 8:06 AM
A bathtub fills at 10 gallons a minute from the taps and drains out the plughole at 5 gallons a minute. If the bath holds 100 gallons of water, how long before the bath overflows?ReplyDeleteReplies
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2013 at 9:32 AM
20 mins!Delete
I just checked with my bath.
Assuming this is Rob's bath and taking into account the flow of bitter tears, the function would be this:Delete
V(t) = in(t) - out(t) + tears(t)
100 = 10t - 5t + 1271t
100 = 1276t
t = 100/1276 = .08 minutes
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2013 at 11:09 AM
Rob does not bathe, or at least not in this manner. And even if he did bathe in this manner and on a regular basis, what makes you think his tears would be bitter? I reckon they'd be savoury and highly hydrophobic. They'd dance about on the surface of the bath water as droplets of water on a hot grill. Hissing and spattering, popping and exploding with vivacity.Delete
i thought we agreed not to discuss our tear playDelete
- AnonymousOctober 12, 2013 at 5:25 AM
You agreed. I merely deferred. I could not withstand the sight of your pursed and trembling lips as they protrude to form a physical expression of displeasure and sulkiness - a pout. With those bee-sting lips of yours, and pouting like you always do when you do not get your way, wreaks havoc on my willpower.Delete
- AnonymousOctober 12, 2013 at 7:25 PM
You have no willpower.
- AnonymousOctober 18, 2013 at 11:24 PM
Depends on the initial conditions.Delete
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2013 at 8:10 AM
Part two:ReplyDelete
There is a waste overflow four fifths up the side of the bathtub which drains a further one and one half gallons per minute from the bath. How long until the bath overflows now?Replies
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2013 at 9:40 AM
21 mins and 42.857142857 secDelete
(No secs please, we're British)
I just checked in my perfectly cuboid bath.
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2013 at 10:00 AM
You are in gross violation of the Law of Significant Figures.Delete
I get 22.4 minutes.
Who's correct?
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2013 at 10:05 AM
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2013 at 10:19 AM
Are you sure?Delete
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2013 at 10:21 AM
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2013 at 10:37 AM
Fair enough.Delete
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2013 at 6:01 PM
i konkurDelete
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2013 at 8:22 AM
And one for the Yankee fuckers:ReplyDelete
If a brick weighs 7 pounds and half a brick how much does a brick and a half weigh?
Do not concern your pretty little heads about the quantity of straw that may, or may not, be constitutive of the brick. And please, no fucking Pink Floyd shite.Replies
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2013 at 10:04 AM
Six am day after ChristmasDelete
I throw some clothes on in the dark
The smell of cold
Car seat is freezing
The world is sleeping
I am numb
Up the stairs to her apartment
ALTF is balled up on the couch
Her mom and dad went down to Myanmar
They're not home to find us out
And we drive
Now that I have found someone
I'm feeling more alone
Than I ever have before
She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly
Off the coast and I'm headed nowhere
She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly
They call her 'cunt' at seven thirty
I pace around the parking lot
Then I walk down to buy her flowers
And sell some gifts that I got
Can't you see
It's not me you're dying for
Now she's feeling more alone
Then she ever has before
She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly
Off the coast and I'm headed nowhere
She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly
As weeks went by
It showed that she was not fine
They told me son it's time to tell the truth
She broke down and I broke down
'Cause I was tired of lying
Driving home to her apartment
For the moment we're alone
She's alone
I'm alone
Now I know it
She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly
Off the coast and I'm headed nowhere
She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2013 at 10:35 AM
I had to research this one.Delete
I've not heard the tune nor even heard of the band.
And for future reference, I do not like receiving a clutch of the severed reproductive organs of certain herbaceous species as a gift and I do not live in an apartment. I live in a house, a big, fuck-off house, on uncountable hectares of land. I call it "Tara"
The symbolism of me ruining lives as a brick to a drowning boy is apropos though..
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2013 at 11:17 AM
What about the severed reproductive organs of certain omnivorous species?Delete
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2013 at 11:54 AM
Nothin' says lovin' like a dozen tastefully arranged artificially engorged horse langers I say.Delete
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2013 at 12:05 PM
Horses aren't omnivorous.Delete
You idiot.
You complete idiot.
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2013 at 12:21 PM
About what are you talking?Delete
Omnivorous refers to what the species in question may or may not ingest.
Herbaceous refers to what Kingdom the species in question resides
And it's not true anyway.
A mare will devour the placenta, if allowed, after giving birth.
And we won't even mention The Mares of Diomedes.
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2013 at 12:37 PM
Such an idiot.Delete
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2013 at 1:44 PM
It's "fucking idiot"!Delete
Get your coruscating and dysphemistic invective correct, idiotically imbecilic moron!
And that's a compliment by the way. If you call a person you know to be an Idiot(IQ 0 - 50) a Moron(IQ 70 - 90) you are complimenting her/it/him. Unless said Idiot/Moron is a Yankee, then you are just being an oleaginous inveigler.
Imbecile(IQ 50 -70)
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2013 at 1:48 PM
An idiot?Delete
Idiots - those who would score 0 to 50 on a standardised IQ test - cannot be taught to read and write. I do feel I have most demonstrably demonstrated my ability to at least write.
Conversely, Imbeciles - those who would score 50 to 70 on a standardised IQ test - can be taught to read and write, but just barely. At the very least, I must be considered a high-functioning Imbecile, if not actually a border-line Moron - those who would score 70 to 90 on a standardised IQ test.
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2013 at 6:08 PM
"...I do feel I have most demonstrably demonstrated my ability to at least write..."Delete
nigur plz
- AnonymousOctober 12, 2013 at 4:27 AM
Exaggeratedly stumbling into obvious ploys isn't particularly amusing, 6:08. Not unless you drop another joke in the process of doing so, anyway. That was xkcd quality banter and you are making the glorious anonymous hivemind look bad. Two more warnings and your membership card will be revoked.Delete
- AnonymousOctober 12, 2013 at 6:43 AM
I am a little reticent and am struck with a sense of foreboding. The 1,536 +/- renditions of the word 'HA' may possible reflect 'nervous laughter'. Nervous laughter is a physical reaction to stress, tension, confusion, or anxiety.Delete
This upsets me.
Anonymous October 11, 2013 at 6:08 PM is very stressed!
I am hoping, against hope, that it was a prolonged courtesy laugh instead.
How do you plant four seeds such that each seed is equidistant from the other three?ReplyDeleteReplies
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2013 at 11:15 AM
Are they seeds of destruction?Delete
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2013 at 11:16 AM
In a tetrahedral shape! One of them just needs to go deeper.Delete
I tested it in my garden.
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2013 at 11:46 AM
Answer my question, cunt!Delete
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2013 at 12:11 PM
So rude.Delete
- AnonymousOctober 11, 2013 at 12:28 PM
Indeed I am.Delete
It's an albatross I must bear.
And the problem of placing 4 seeds of destruction equidistant from each other becomes quite simple if you are a Yankee.
Did you know that Liberia, Myanmar and the United States of America are the only countries in the world that have not adopted the Metric System of measurement?
You're in fine company, fucking Yankee arseholes!
Since the seeds are of the tree-hugging variety, and thus decidedly nondestructive, Anon 11:16 is correct. Bonus points for making the entire post obvious twss bait.Delete
- AnonymousOctober 15, 2013 at 2:07 AM
Anon@11:16 displays the typical lack of imagination of someone who would score well in an IQ test.Delete
The simplest answer is to plant them all touching each other.
You only thought of that because I said "hugging."Delete
- AnonymousOctober 15, 2013 at 4:32 PM
if you planted them all touching each other, they would form a tetrahedral shape.Delete
Such a lack of imagination to not even see that.
- AnonymousOctober 17, 2013 at 3:32 AM
Check your simplifying assumptions, Anon@4:32.Delete
This comment has been removed by the author.ReplyDeleteReplies
I apologize to all jews, women, and niggers for the above comment. It was very insensitive of me.Delete
- Some Nigger BitchOctober 13, 2013 at 4:37 AM
It certainly was, but at least you did realize what an insult it is to bring us down to the level of white males with claims of "racial equality." Most people think they're doing us a favour.Delete
If you don't read my reviews I will kill your mother.ReplyDelete
If you don't read my reviews I will kill your mother.ReplyDelete
Double post? I blame the captcha system.ReplyDelete
It says the captcha is incorrect, when it isn't. But the post goes through anyway. Oh, and it won't let me reply to anything. We're back to non-threaded replies. Can't the nebishes at Google fix anything?ReplyDelete
- weaselsoupOctober 15, 2013 at 4:38 PM
wait what rob was a fanboy? that is adorable. we need detailsReplyDeleteReplies
There you go, weasel. An early Rob, still transitioning from fanboy to hateful monster.
Don't forget this, Rob's first ever comment on Xkcdsucks, preserved here for historical archive reasons.Delete
Don't forget this, Rob's first ever comment on Xkcdsucks, preserved here for historical archive reasons.Delete
- weaselsoupOctober 16, 2013 at 4:04 AM
That kind of made me miss the days when we talked about xkcd. Actually I more miss the days between then and now, when commenters tried to force memes.Delete
I don't think it's okay.
Robdall: OriginsDelete
- AnonymousOctober 17, 2013 at 3:28 AM
We most hate what we once loved.Delete
I see Rob transitions from thinking that you can't write an article on a joke to a bunch of rants about how there is such a thing as objective humour.
Although I do wonder now whether Rob is still as much of an xkcd fanboy as ever, and all his contributions to xkcdsucks have been ironic, and he deliberately took over then let the site languish so that Randall would win.
Actually having typed that out with historical context, I am convinced.
everyone already knew i was secretly randallDelete
- AnonymousOctober 16, 2013 at 3:49 PM
fuck you niggersReplyDelete
- AnonymousOctober 17, 2013 at 7:43 AM
Someone explain to me why libertarians get so much hate on the internet. You'd think people would be all over the idea that the government stays out of our business. Do you actually like being told you can't smoke pot or drive without a seatbelt?ReplyDeleteReplies
- AnonymousOctober 17, 2013 at 9:32 AM
I'd much rather that a democratically elected power get up in my business than some fat leech who through ideological woowoo claims exclusive ownership of the road which would stop me being a prisoner in my own house.Delete
because libertarians are universally moronsDelete
- AnonymousOctober 17, 2013 at 1:26 PM
That's the same answer I always got from people who said they didn't like Bush when I asked why. Or why Fox News gets so much flack. Rather than give any rational reasons to hate someone of another party, just continually harp on them being stupid and laughable until everyone just accepts it as true from hearing it all the time.Delete
- AnonymousOctober 17, 2013 at 3:31 PM
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, not refutation, idiot@1:26.Delete
show me a libertarian who is not a moron and i will retract my statementDelete
- AnonymousOctober 17, 2013 at 7:41 PM
- AnonymousOctober 18, 2013 at 5:30 AM
It's firstname.lastname@example.com. Get it right.Delete
- AnonymousOctober 18, 2013 at 5:49 PM
Libertarianism is simply freedom from Tyranny. If you think that wanting that makes a person a moron, I don't know how to help you.Delete
i think thinking that libertarianism is "simply freedom from tyranny" makes you a moronDelete
but no, seriously, just submit a single libertarian who is not a moron for my consideration. you are obviously one but surely you can come up with at least oneDelete
- AnonymousOctober 18, 2013 at 7:42 PM
- AnonymousOctober 18, 2013 at 9:06 PM
Adam SmithDelete
The 1% of the 1%Delete
- AnonymousOctober 19, 2013 at 11:08 AM
I've no idea what a Libertarian is, Libertine, however, is something with which I am very familiar. I am, of course, willing to offer myself as an example of a Libertarian just to see how Rob reacts.Delete
You know, 'cause as we all know, men are like Chemistry Sets, the fun is in seeing what sets them off.
If you just misread the word as 'librarians' then the internet becomes a lot better.Delete
- AnonymousOctober 18, 2013 at 7:47 AM
Until recently, I had considered Rob's abject cuntery to be a result of familial compliance coupled with some minor cultural influences. Rob was, in essence, a predictive consequence of social determinism.ReplyDelete
Imagine my surprise, however, when it was revealed that Rob's affliction was hereditary rather than habitual? Rob and his ilk do indeed possess 'cuntish tendencies'. And in retrospect, it is evident that Rob and his brethren are quite obviously, 'born cunts'. Rob is quite simply a product of biological determinism.
How could I have possibly missed that?
Dictates of social engineering require that Rob's movements and whereabouts be monitored through a system of compulsory registration and travel permits.
Rob and his friends will become a useful and well trodden underclass in their own right. They'll have a social stratum to call their very own.Replies
you forget that as a yankee i am already monitored round the clock due to an old hobby of mine, which was 'search for surveillance cameras in public places and snap pictures of them'Delete
- AnonymousOctober 19, 2013 at 11:15 AM
I figger that during your Government's recent 'shut-down', you were free to resume that curious divertissement?Delete
- AnonymousOctober 19, 2013 at 11:48 AM
Two NYC teens with the dead baby in a back pack are apprehended while shoplifting at Victoria's Secret.ReplyDelete
When queried about the baby in the backpack, the one teen responded,
"I didn't know what to do with it"
Ya gotta love the Yankee!Replies
- AnonymousOctober 19, 2013 at 11:58 AM
Curse big government! Disrespecting my individual liberty of carrying my dead offspring around as I please!Delete
- AnonymousOctober 21, 2013 at 7:00 AM
I'm just a grouch sitting on the couch.Delete
The world owes me, so fuck you.
Is this thread dead yet?ReplyDeleteReplies
- AnonymousOctober 21, 2013 at 8:02 AM
Perhaps Mr. Levi, you flappy gee Brit-fuck, if you suggested a viable alternative, oh I don't know, maybe another "xkcdsucks' type blog, we could rise, Phoenix like, out of our own ashes?Delete
- AnonymousOctober 21, 2013 at 3:54 PM
He would but he's too shy. Bless him.Delete


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