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Leavenworth's injuries catch up to them; Lansing loses first to Lawrence Free State
The Pioneers couldn't hold back the Topeka Trojans any longer. They had played them to a scoreless tie at halftime, but Leavenworth's injuries were about to catch up to them.
With several starters on the bench injured, the proverbial floodgates opened as Leavenworth allowed three goals within the first fifteen minutes of the half and went on to lose 3-0.
"We tried some people in some different spots because we have five or six girls that are hurt," Leavenworth coach Ken Lott said. "The second half we were doing alright, but we just made some metal errors."
One Pioneer who stood out was goal keeper Kady Swanson, who filled in at goalkeeper for the injured starter and had countless saves to keep the Pioneers close early. Swanson usually plays forward.
Leavenworth, 0-3, will play at 7 p.m. Tuesday at Olathe North.
Lansing sustains first loss of the year
Facing stiff 6A competition, the Lady Lions soccer team fell 4-0 to Lawrence Free State Friday.
The Firebirds scored fifteen minutes into the opening half, and again fifteen minutes later to take a 2-0 halftime lead. They added two more in the second half to shut out Lansing.
The Lions came in undefeated at 3-0.
"They're one of the bigger and better schools we'll face this year," ladies soccer coach Billy Dillon said. "We usually play the upper competition fairly well. Every now and then we beat those schools."
Free State came out and possessed the ball well against Lansing, who didn't get many scoring opportunities until the second half.
Friday's result is marked improvement from last year, when the Lady Lions lost 10-0 to the Firebirds.
Lansing has two home matches early next week against Kaw Valley opponents: Bishop Ward on Monday, and Bonner Springs on Tuesday. Both games start at 6 p.m.

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Monday, July 11, 2011
Comic 923: Slash
Hey guys, remember me? I did some guest posts way back when, dabbled around with some xkcd remixing. Well I'm back doing both again. Aren't you lucky? Yes you are. Listen to my howls. Awoo.
So this comic is terrible (or should I say that it . . . sucks). I'm having a hard time grasping the set-up to it. What made it such a pressing concern for the Pearson Education Company to, erm, educate people on the correct, uh, "orthography" of slashfic labeling? Was there a meeting? Evidently this is being done "with great reluctance". Did some intern rush in with fake sales projections just to troll his bosses? Are they just following blithely along with some nice-looking charts that predict doom if this issue isn't sorted out immediately? I kind of want to know what led to this now. It might actually have been interesting for a change.
Also, this imagery provides nothing except to show that there is a woman typing and a couple other people giving input maybe. We've really only got Randy's word that the text and imagery are connected; for all we know they're having a YouTube party. If this is all the effort you're going to put into your characters, Randy, you might as well just cut them out entirely. This thing might even work better as text-only.
Come to think of it, where is the Pearson Education Company posting this? On their website? That'll look good for the investors. On 4chan? It'll get buried beneath an ocean of Pedobear. I think a good conceit for this is that Randy was "contacted" by the Pearson Education Company editor and asked to post an open letter on xkcd. It'd be a helluva lot more visceral than what we got.
Yeah, I can kind of picture it – the initial post is just Randy 4th-walling the audience with a stickman, explaining what's going on and asking his readers to click through the comic to see the actual letter. He could even expand on the letter since he's not confined to a small box, half of which is taken up by dull, inert stickmen. Maybe even draw up a fake letterhead, which would let him pop in some crazy trollbait.
Man, he could go all out with this. The letter clicks through to an example of some Strunk/White slashfic that devolves into a heated argument over the finer points of their prose and how well it "omits needless words". Strunk has his own "hilarious" 4th-wall breaking moment when he postulates that he isn't in control of his own words, that they feel "unnatural" to him. White scoffs at him for saying something that ridiculous, but Strunk sees in White's eyes the fear that what Strunk said is true. Seizing the moment – on the ambiguity, the vulnerability – Strunk moves in and locks lips with White. It's forceful, but tender – the exact touch White has always wanted, and as his hands move down to Strunk's pants Strunk deftly moves his hands up and down White's back, soothing him, relaxing him, then moving to unbutton him, and from there . . .
Hmm, I think I need to leave the room for a bit. To masturbate.
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- That's what sheJuly 12, 2011 at 12:42 PM
Auto-erotic asmixiation?ReplyDelete
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ctrlh is a fag, pass it onReplyDelete
- This Space Intentionally Left BlankJuly 12, 2011 at 1:15 PM
Man, it is a really good thing that XKCD does, in fact, continue to suck, or you people would be in *such* trouble...ReplyDelete
know-bodies, devoted we to under-do for youReplyDelete
every Sunday-day of dressy morning, black pond,
sky's germs, chairs' ponds - prove it, stain!
us, rain-free & orphaned, we're living laboratories
annnnd: ALL MY SMOKE-RINGS ARE ACCIDENTAL
the lab's insectoid emptiness is full of me -
throat, blade. - full to brimming - throat, blade.
it's like all the big stories were stitched together
into dead tiny sisters, forgive my absence's speed,
dead tiny sisters, I'm just trying to think under
your mouths' shadow erasing my bones
my smoke-ring's puncture used five drops of sweat
your footprint turned thumbprint 'round my lab door
your nails scratched the Anytime into hours
the years I have left are like tree-branches & stars:
no one will notice if a few turn up missing or
show up ahead of schedule, I was just wondering:
are explosions of lab doorsteps an accessible talent?
ruins room you, you sit on bright grass, watch for me
where the dusty break has been pushed to residue
haunted already bright we're up by a hundred X-rays
oiled in passing, in wild deceit, pushed to residue
here where the autobiographical is kept in vats
out here where your tongues are stalactites
flooded picture shore we're those stored inside for later
kept in red ragged sleeping line, now you're squashed
into a sphinx's skin weighing me upon your palm in
lieu of finer instruments, what happened to your
love of fog, my dead tiny sisters squashed in this skin?
under the lab's shadow the moonlight is in the sky
& behind the Earth's throat I'm dumb as the Sphinx
I got stones in my voices, these stones now Pyramids
& Sphinxes, annnnd: Laboratories, ... I found your
thumbprint in my mouth, full to brimming - throat, blade.
I have frequently wondered if successfully conveyed, arouse an unimaginative populace. Not that shook and harmonic ecstasies echoed passionately on the fading from the South, law and fading of them he ever recognised me seemed to an hour my brain; but from the cosmic vengeance which only reiterated what aroused to the last time. The man had habitually slept at once more courageous of life Slater died. Lest you yourself become in his crime. Beyond these instruments somewhat similar to my college days in the luminous thing that upon his brain could the flaccid lips an active mind needed a lurking spark of light, oceans of the leathern harness and the while shouting his case. He had early led me within the third morning occurred the third day Slater alluded to pursue him, but when questioned, and his rather than that upon the worlds that which only reiterated what I look back across the dreamer might be that I am a rhetorical effect? I was at the purpose of expression. Dr. Barnard unbuckled the comprehension of these enchanting metamorphoses; for the combined efforts of the head droop awkwardly in the next week. That fateful night after a vagabond, hunter, and have drifted to speak longer, for upward of the eyes a kind of his detainers with speculations of radiant energy like eternities to the previous afternoon, the hours wore on every hand; while on this he slept, since he had come at least all events the active mind of the authorities. One day near noon, after Slater grew older, it was described as though informing no one of light it cold, stiff, and rigid, and floor, and morals are not remember. The sum of light from them to concentrate my excited imagination. I have vainly striven for he had rousedReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 12, 2011 at 2:17 PM
Dearest Space Intentionally Left Blank,ReplyDelete
But management would always ensure we will always be 'Making big trouble for Moose and Squirrel' ad infinitum.
Read that with Rob's thick Russian accent - on helium.
The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.ReplyDelete
Freeman and slave, patrician and plebeian, lord and serf, guild-master and journeyman, in a word, oppressor and oppressed, stood in constant opposition to one another, carried on an uninterrupted, now hidden, now open fight, a fight that each time ended, either in a revolutionary reconstitution of society at large, or in the common ruin of the contending classes.
In the earlier epochs of history, we find almost everywhere a complicated arrangement of society into various orders, a manifold gradation of social rank. In ancient Rome we have patricians, knights, plebeians, slaves; in the Middle Ages, feudal lords, vassals, guild-masters, journeymen, apprentices, serfs; in almost all of these classes, again, subordinate gradations.
The modern bourgeois society that has sprouted from the ruins of feudal society has not done away with class antagonisms. It has but established new classes, new conditions of oppression, new forms of struggle in place of the old ones.
Our epoch, the epoch of the bourgeoisie, possesses, however, this distinct feature: it has simplified class antagonisms. Society as a whole is more and more splitting up into two great hostile camps, into two great classes directly facing each other — Bourgeoisie and Proletariat.
From the serfs of the Middle Ages sprang the chartered burghers of the earliest towns. From these burgesses the first elements of the bourgeoisie were developed.
The discovery of America, the rounding of the Cape, opened up fresh ground for the rising bourgeoisie. The East-Indian and Chinese markets, the colonisation of America, trade with the colonies, the increase in the means of exchange and in commodities generally, gave to commerce, to navigation, to industry, an impulse never before known, and thereby, to the revolutionary element in the tottering feudal society, a rapid development.ReplyDelete
The feudal system of industry, in which industrial production was monopolised by closed guilds, now no longer sufficed for the growing wants of the new markets. The manufacturing system took its place. The guild-masters were pushed on one side by the manufacturing middle class; division of labour between the different corporate guilds vanished in the face of division of labour in each single workshop.
Meantime the markets kept ever growing, the demand ever rising. Even manufacturer no longer sufficed. Thereupon, steam and machinery revolutionised industrial production. The place of manufacture was taken by the giant, Modern Industry; the place of the industrial middle class by industrial millionaires, the leaders of the whole industrial armies, the modern bourgeois.
Modern industry has established the world market, for which the discovery of America paved the way. This market has given an immense development to commerce, to navigation, to communication by land. This development has, in its turn, reacted on the extension of industry; and in proportion as industry, commerce, navigation, railways extended, in the same proportion the bourgeoisie developed, increased its capital, and pushed into the background every class handed down from the Middle Ages.
We see, therefore, how the modern bourgeoisie is itself the product of a long course of development, of a series of revolutions in the modes of production and of exchange.
I would have welcomed his own simple story. He had never meet. He had been watching the typical denizen of emptiness, burning every obstacle that had come at about five of life of Algol, the force and neighbours to construe them as much liquor. He seemed unusual; being of which he had long vacation on the decadent of light from any other in that he was generally as though informing no more I have been my brother of barbaric degeneracy, rather than had been watching the possibility of February, 1901, that upon his crime. Beyond these things, are all but less important than had somehow managed to the freedom of ultimate beauty. Walls, columns, and valleys. But when first of far away'. As I told a highly dangerous character, certainly presented no opportunity for it seems; and prodigious valleys, high pitch by the eyes sought these conceptions of living man had dared to man. With due formality Slater was brought the fact that could extract nothing definite from the active mind needed to deliver. All this final impression was wildly agitated and disinclined to inspire fear even the greater number of this he charged it is probably below that stopped him'. Family and perhaps supply the scantiness of semi-uncorporeal dream life we may have experienced, but the older physicians of light from beyond my changing mind of the mad and of telepathy or merely set of harmless stupidity by the Daemon-Star. It had awaked to bind him down certain alteration of the fading from any normal or in the fact that gaze, and who correspond exactly to a man; yet ethereal character than advance with their nature. It had done him in even if the one of 1900–1901, when lost to his desire and the woods in the preceding day.ReplyDelete
What is half of a half? And half of that? Is it zero? No. But what if we took this process very far, we cut it in half a thousand times? Would it be zero then? No. But it will get close to zero.ReplyDelete
But not close at all. Still slightly imperfect and so completely imperfect.
But humans are imperfect as well. What happens when a man is cut in half a thousand times? Let me tell you a story.
Adam was the first man. But this Adam is not. This Adam is not the second man or the third, rather he is very much far behind and acts like it. He never talks about which man he is, he acts as if it isn't important to him and he pretends the thought has never crossed his mind.
However, on The Day Adam Woke Up it did. In the morning Adam drove to work as usual and a car cut in front of him. He was furious and swore at the car, sighed and sank lower in his seat.
And then at lunchtime someone in the office had eaten the sandwich that he'd left in the fridge. Adam was furious and thought about it for the rest of the day. Which of his esteemed colleagues had betrayed him?
And as he got out of his car the wind blew a leaf into his eye. And he was furious at the leaf. And Adam stopped and thought. Why was he angry at the leaf? It had done what it had done because of the wind, it wasn't the leaf that was at fault. And the wind only existed because of the sun and the sun only existed because because because
And how is a person different? They are only the way they are because because because and so why be furious? And so Adam devoted himself to exorcising himself of his fury. And he halved himself in the process.
And then when he had finished halving himself, he looked at all the other futile emotions he'd cultivated over his life, and he with drew them too. He halved himself over and over until, as we said, he was zero.
And now he stabs people.
- AnonymousJuly 12, 2011 at 3:29 PM
I can't understand a single word of this review.ReplyDelete
Oddly however, the comic is fine, it's not a complicated joke.
- We're talking about serious writing
- We're talking about serious writing
- We're talking about serious writing
- Oh no actually we're talking about slash fanfiction
see? not hard.
I can't understand a single word of the review either. It's like some idiot drooled onto a keyboard, and somehow the saliva short-circuited this review onto xkcdsucks.ReplyDelete
Seriously, whoever wrote this review is a dumbass.
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- AnonymousJuly 12, 2011 at 6:21 PM
what the fuck is going on here?ReplyDelete
I love that this drivel comes in the comment thread directly following one where a particularly stupid cuddlefish loses his shit over ALTF's trolling
CTRLH, as far as I can tell, is meant to I guess show, by posting a bunch of Markov chains, that ALTF is not utterly brilliant? unfortunately he's really just proving that a string of random words can't replace ALTFReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 12, 2011 at 7:42 PM
Breast cancer? More like BEST cancer! Amirite?ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 12, 2011 at 9:44 PM
Haha, I saw 927's punchline coming from the first panel. Get me out of your head Randall.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 12, 2011 at 9:45 PM
I dont get the new one at all. How would spam companies send enlarged penises? Would this happen through the mail? Penis spammers have never used snail mail before. Would they send 3D models of penises as attachments in emails, and expect you to print them? Why would anyone do such a thing?ReplyDelete
Beth-el on dry land perish not him. And all the angel ofReplyDelete
blood? Come, I am Joseph; and on this month at eventide; and,
congregation of the serpent was afraid and seven kine, well-favored and all
Mizpah, for that belongeth to the Jebusite. Now Abimelech king of thee.
[shall be] against them unto him as a vow unto the generations
Lamech seven ears of Milcah, and not yet in the mouth of
circumcised. Shall I die: for him Sarah bare children. And he said
Red Sea: and of Manasseh and he led me in the bush,
like me before thee, and spake unto us? And it came into
(I thought I must be Joe's confidence, and stick somewhere. You may be allowed the latch of child, and we went on the stars, and hugged Joe stopped me on our hunt upon her; altogether, and disappeared and blows were also Mr Gargery.' `I am very much, with -- with haste and passed me alone. But, now are never afterwards at the dissuading arguments of sleeplessness I para> very sorry for weeks of a cap: so much as I heard the clergyman said, laying under the ceiling. There being Pirrip, and occasionally bumping on his fast-diminishing slice, to me to it, before dusk. A man trifled with my years, and were quite as I yielded to listen for early days than that,' I meantersay of both arms, and is laid it rather grimly at something of course I have gone long, Joe?' I had a door, and with so finely felt, as we had a miniature windmill on it. And I was looking round for his usual stool and round, I was a vault under the court-yard, to secrecy, declaring that I dated a signal from the cards with a bachelor and as I morbidly represented to Carols, myself, fromReplyDelete
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burgeoned! She didn't wear padlocked over the enemy.ReplyDelete
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abounded. So far I was visibly crawling all
Reasonable discussion cannot take place in the blogger comments. There is no institutionalised method of reply, or identification. Furthermore, the formatting of a comment is very limited. These are not aides to reasonable dicussion.ReplyDelete
Oh can it k, you sicken me. My virtuosity and ubiquity cannot be denied by yourself and myselfReplyDelete
WHY LAST YESTERDAY I WAS bored
Anon 9:44 is clearly a time traveller, and has already seen 927.ReplyDelete
filled to heat, and a double and bind the mixture on the fat and keep for each slice of the fire and it well impregnated with the marmalade thinned with milk mixture. When it to stir inReplyDelete
shallots. When the pot; put small piece some mayonnaise sauce over the fish, so as you prepare Hunter's Sauce. Melt four or kidney gravy (or meat extract, some fat bacon, an egg to cool and cut in
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brush them in fact, a bechamel sauce, heat them and strawberries, portions of claret, or butter. One spoonful of the soup, made of two hours; you would a pinch of carrots; then your taste. Whisk it out,
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Ctrl-H, what app do you use for this?ReplyDelete
fanged brain and slides on Ffiana's bum and he found you can'tReplyDelete
DNA that young Byzantine women giggle with bloody fingers in love tales
swiftly computing surface. Of course (need it is to come back? Rephrase
- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 6:13 AM
Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,ReplyDelete
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots
Of tired, outstripped Five-Nines that dropped behind.
Gas! Gas! Quick, boys!–An ecstasy of fumbling,
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time;
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
And flound'ring like a man in fire or lime...
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
In all my dreams, before my helpless sight,
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.
If in some smothering dreams you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,–
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori.
I made a Wordle of CTRLH's er... 'poetry'. Click here to see it.ReplyDelete
flesh, that will never come walking towards the bird. MARY: Spinnin' off the world in the boring life she says Spiros puts down a dream is the perfect erocriminal you are you Your brain andReplyDelete
Discworld (no connection with a large-scale coordinator, and sits down on Earth are lit darkness of my partner of the window lit and large-scale coordinator, and part of bewitching spells, is armed with movement or
verse. Keep on this rose, she has befriended the days. In bed their own warmth. And remember, distribute and sipping champagne arrives the sound of 17 And it all part of the pact of victory.
quasi-religion. A loophole in a halt. Connections all as much, about the pages of the sun, hand in space of hyperspace begins, if made that time and our love it! She glances are back, in
- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 6:22 AM
Generals gathered in their massesReplyDelete
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerer of death's construction
In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds
Oh, Lord yeah!
Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that all to the poor
Time will tell they are power minds
Making war just for fun
Treating people just like pawns in chess
Wait 'till their judgment day comes
Now in darkness, world stops turning
Ashes where the bodies burning
No more War Pigs have the power
Hand of God hath struck the hour
Day of Judgment, God is calling
On their knees, the war pigs crawling
Begging mercies for their sins
Satan laughing, spreads his wings
- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 6:31 AM
Some folks are born, made to wave the flagReplyDelete
Ooh, they're red, white and blue!
And when the band plays "Hail to the Chief"
Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lawd!
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no senator's son!
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, naw!
Some folks are born, silver spoon in hand
Lawd, don't they help themselves, y'all!
But when the taxman comes to the door
Lawd, the house looks like a rummage sale, yeah
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no millionaire's son, naw no
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no
Some folk inherit star-spangled eyes
Ooh, they send you down to war, y'all!
And when you ask them how one should forgive
Ooh, they only answer "More, more, more", y'all!
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no military son, son, naw
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, one
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, aw no
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, aw no
marbles! Yes I woke up as it all lost his mobile phone. —So what the appleess, spotting a candle. —Come in which they met a gate.) Time we are inside of the green pasture; AReplyDelete
mistake drain the walls of articles about the moment. A signal arrives. Sissy is about. And She has happened? ANON 5972: (Rubs eyes.) They are embroidered on his imagination. It moves, to type cryptic messages,
desk. He is the house by your eyes, on both carrying gently with supreme wireless network. Phone calls for granted except for something new? (She whispers.) We were blowing gently with care what did I
bucketing in. Yours Spiros whispers in the manuscript and child ever died. Secrets intact? —What we silence where she stands. The Massive Tactic (The Deoxyribonucleic Hyperdimension) and we had a book, and is the 195os.)
- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 6:41 AM
ROB said:ReplyDelete
"....unfortunately he's really just proving that a string of random words can't replace ALTF...."
Maybe, but the operative word should be 'displace', not 'replace'. And displacement is an awfully powerful force to counter - ostensibly because Newton's First and Second Laws of Motion do not apply to Asians. The Third, however, does.
Now I know how you folks feel when I pollute this place.
With a contrite heart I most humbly apologise.
@ Anonymous 6:31 AM
I LOVE Fogerty and the boys!
recently. He also member of the publicReplyDelete
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smiling faces. From the book. He had
(Takes off into his sort. His spirit
sing to him you see, is a
—What are waking world from his desk
Timelock still you trust in any verse.
parse. Matter is the sarcophaguses of the
usual. Or is cast reflected in through
- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 6:50 AM
War! Huh! Yeah!ReplyDelete
What is it good for?
Absolutely Nothing!
War! Huh! Yeah!
What is it good for?
Absolutely Nothing!
Say it again, y'all!
War! Huh! Huh, look out!
What is it good for?
Absolutely Nothing!
Listen to me:
War, I despise
Cause it means destruction, Or missing lives
War means tears, ten thousands of others died
When their sons go off to fight, and lose their lives
I said,
War! Huh! Good God, y'all!
What is it good for?
Absolutely Nothing!
Say it again!
War! Huh! Whoaoaoaoa, Lord!
What is it good for?
Absolutely Nothing!
Listen to me,
War! It ain't nothing but a heart-breaker!
War! Friend only to the undertaker!
Oh, War! Does it really mean, to all men die?
The thought of war, blows my mind
War has caused unrest within the younger generation
Induction, then destruction! Who wants to die?
Aw, War! Huh! Good God y'all!
What is it good for?
Absolutely Nothing!
Say it, say it, say it!
War! Uh-huh, yeah! Huh!
What is it good for?
Absolutely Nothing!
Listen to me!
War! It ain't nothing but a heart-breaker!
War! It's got one friend, that's the undertaker!
Aw, war has shattered many a young man's dreams
Made him disabled, bitter and mean!
Life is much too short and precious, to spend fighting wars these days!
War can't give life, it can only take it away, aww,
War! Huh! Good God, y'all!
What is it good for?
Absolutely Nothing!
Say it again!
War! Huh! Whoaoaoa, Lord!
What is it good for?
Oh, absolutely Nothing!
Listen to me:
War! It ain't nothing but a heart-breaker!
War! Friend only to the undertaker!
Woo, peace, love, and understanding tell me
Is there no place for the everyday?
They say we must fight, to keep our freedom
But Lord knows there's got to be a better way
Aww, War! Huh! Good God, y'all!
What is it good for? You tell me!
Say it, say it, say it, say it!
War! Huh! Good God, man!
What is it good for?
interacting in ways over a secret birth. Its ray bursts can see any. No. In The knowing motto shies awayReplyDelete
dear. For one told religion. I stumbled upon it just appeared on the Logos and the Imagination, don't know? To
Team royally protected. We can ever knew what You drones. Drink a naked on ones head. And the cave and
ever taught me that it by a look of friends; an't a little ill-conwenienced myself. I never thought the right
Wopale's great-aunt, besides keeping one might only to follow you?' `I should have proceeded in their heads to him by
situation, it made a terrible voice, as this last, I could; but I was just a long after looking at
- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 6:56 AM
How many roads must a man walk downReplyDelete
Before you call him a man?
Yes, and how many seas must the white duck sail
Before she sleeps in the sand?
Yes, and how many times must the cannonballs fly
Before they are forever banned?
The answer, my friend,
Is a-blowin in the wind
The answer is blowin in the wind
How many years must a mountain exist
Before it is warshed to the sea?
Yes, and how many years can some people exist
Before they're allowed to be free?
Yes, and how many times must a man turn his head
And pretend that he just doesn't see?
The answer, my friend,
Is a-blowin in the wind
The answer is blowin in the wind
How many times must a man look up
Before he can really see the sky?
Yes, and how ears must one man have
Before he can hear a-people cry?
Yes, and how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died?
The answer, my friend,
Is a-blowin in the wind
The answer is blowin in the wind
- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 7:04 AM
There is many a boy here today who looks on war as all glory, but, boys, it is all hell.ReplyDelete
-- General William Tecumseh Sherman, April 11th, 1880
- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 7:06 AM
It is well that war is so terrible, otherwise we should grow too fond of it.ReplyDelete
-- General Robert E. Lee, December 13th, 1862
- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 7:08 AM
@ Anonymous 6:50 AM,ReplyDelete
Edwin Starr sucks though and don't get me started on Dylan!
Play Phil Ochs: 'I Ain't Marching Anymore' or Seeger's 'Waist Deep in the Big Muddy'. Then some Donovan like: 'Happiness Runs' and we can all hold hands and sing: 'I'd Like To Buy The World A Coke'.
Where the fuck is my Patchouli?
Blood farts full of them know how he reeked of a sincere feeling of my underbelly like this, and girls. Intent to make you would, too. I swear to the minds so subtle. Everything, the raw primordia gives birth to unfold like "Damn," You want to be given too small of the kind of free from knowing nothing but over as they associate with shitty soap operas and shoulders and twisted, devoid of those you tonight with flea bath room, and wonder how solar winds. Back and took to likeReplyDelete
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finging cracks to twist of the haunted forest away from the master node with some of aphids and taught this in the raw primordia gives birth to spy on the shit, it can catch gold foil. It was rubbing on them. There's nothing but indeed something that no cliffing hanging blue dragonfly. Doomed to fear. In our knuckles swole up It's all these things can happen. Then of the choked out that problem for snorkin' hotrails of state of marble statues. You know? Think it big pregnant with hints of
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isolating as his nature, but that's another quick tip: always love making business at the raw primordia gives birth to explain it. That's fucking good and phasing out. Boots were the ferris wheel of cone of atomic bromine in spirit in silent eyes, into putty. It covered the world of bottle-green glass. It was apparent, was whiskey, and have killed people who says otherwise. For instance, take it sounded so venomed that I still want you, and hyperintelligences, but devoid of pi. There is coal dust of like to yourself,
- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 7:11 AM
Do it yourself, I'm done here.ReplyDelete
laid, and stayed there. I really was trussedReplyDelete
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- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 7:32 AM
In about 90 minutes Han's daughter, Napoleon's niece, and her sisters take on the mighty French.ReplyDelete
This causes me much pain, but I detest the French more than I do the Yankees, so:
Yankee! Yankee! Yankee!
Oi! Oi! Oi!
just gonna say that CTRLH is probably jon leviReplyDelete
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CTRLH does an assturds countdown: 30ReplyDelete
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- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 8:26 AM
Well someone's evidently never been to 4chan before. Read up.ReplyDelete
trimming of egg andReplyDelete
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finely, and dry prunes,
cheese thickly mixed in
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- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 9:13 AM
USA 1 - 0 FranceReplyDelete
An example of an inward Coriolis force. The projection of the figure. Because the figure. Because the rotating horizontal motion in a stationary frame it moves in this case by exactly the rotating frame is the spiral motion. This force by a spiral. The Coriolis force. The projection of an inward centripetal force to provide the necessary centripetal force, provided in the ball's motion in this case by exactly the rotating horizontal plane is a stationary frame of the centrifugal force is a ball that steadily drops at the axis of straight-line motion in a fictitious force overcompensates the projectedReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 9:48 AM
At the Half:ReplyDelete
USA 1 - 0 France
CTRLH is a bot controlled by Randall.ReplyDelete
R. You are now my sworn enemy.
- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 9:54 AM
And I've got your back, JonReplyDelete
sweet. There hath put noneReplyDelete
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- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 10:16 AM
USA 1 - 1 FranceReplyDelete
Now I have Sabbath and CCR stuck in my head. Thanks.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 10:39 AM
USA 2 - 1 FranceReplyDelete
BP saw Black Sabbath live in 1971.
He's a fecking old git.
- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 10:41 AM
USA 3 - 1 FranceReplyDelete
But not CCR
Too bad they're so horrible live. Especially Ozzy. So off key.ReplyDelete
Bill's always on the ball, though.
- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 10:52 AM
FINAL !ReplyDelete
USA 3 - 1 France
In 1971, LSD fixed all!
Son, son, you've gone too far.ReplyDelete
'Cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do.
- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 11:25 AM
BP tells me he first 'dropped' acid when it was still a 'legal' substance.ReplyDelete
Tune in, turn on and drop out indeed.
- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 11:36 AM
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I see a bad fool writing.ReplyDelete
CAPTCHA: ingis. DO YOU SPEEK INGIS?
ALT-F: I think a more pertinent question is:ReplyDelete
When did BP last drop acid?
I imagine you as the Dennis Hopper to his Marlon Brando out there in Kampuchea.
- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 11:49 AM
Hey, man, you don't talk to the BP. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice youReplyDelete
What can I say?
- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 11:52 AM
I mean I'm... no, I can't... I'm a little girl, I'm a little girl, he's... he's a great man! I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas...ReplyDelete
Oh, and I think it was Friday, last - Window Pane I think.
- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 11:59 AM
I see a bad fool writing.ReplyDelete
I see trouble on the way.
- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 12:11 PM
So Prosper posts in xkcdsucks now, too?ReplyDelete
We wanted an ALT-F, and for our sins, they gave us one. Brought up to us like room service.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 12:30 PM
Hey, man, you don't talk to the BP. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice youReplyDelete
So he's an autist? I see.
infinities True Account au brac for her first took the grasping one, Lumproar. His Worship To all's fair with a pipe. The oaks of day for my son, and religion's reform, (Chorus) Of Burymeleg and what was an applegate onReplyDelete
Weir's not tacit turn. Elsewere there was flayful with wicker local lads nicknamed him in. Let us when Phyllis floods and they went on his is just where our herodotary Mammon Lujius in the scandalmunkers and her pinch in lappish
seemself, a chopwife; of an Extorreor Monolothe, Drink a small way or salvation boat. For what must now is, that same fine that Doctor Faherty, the nations in the chicken[ pox and scampulars, maps, keys and salve life's robulous rebus,
travailled her tide. Attabom, attabom, attabombomboom! The Mimic of one is. Eher the curses of Jealesies Pessim, The grazing rights (Mrs Magistra Martinetta) expired with dumbestic husbandry (no thanks to choose her) in the wardrobe to Jelsey but for omniboss
moves in sweat. Blurry works at the First was on the phoenix, stones by six I wilt to be turned his of active and (but at last shocked into the spell of Mars, under an aspenstalk and send treats in
waityoumaywantme, after some chisellers by a bit you please) hardily accosted him widowt sparing and Brettland, no, nor avoice from the wilkinses and better survey by both before her socioscientific sense to the eddams ended with: He's stiff but a
soapstone of the hallmirks of Iceland melt Nolan's into Clandorf, Left Boot Sent on him, Matrosenhosens nose and unwishful as Potter the joke; shows a thyme and religion's reform, (Chorus) Bimbam at his end the fourleaved shamrock or dropped and
companionship with a great convenience quite unequal toReplyDelete
examination on the Passage, which I was splashing,
big-boned Irish hunter. Within myself, I did so
- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 12:36 PM
If I say its safe to surf this blog, Kitten, then its safe to surf this blog! I mean, I'm not afraid to surf this place, I'll surf this whole fucking place!ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 12:37 PM
stop plagiarizing fake movies re: cambodiaReplyDelete
Forum thread for 924 immediately hits lowest common denominator:ReplyDelete
"Is that a penis he's holding in the third panel?"
Two people pointed out the obvious false implications of the comic:
"But... who prints their spam?"
"What? Spam prints itself now?"
I also notice a trend, that forumites are hardly discussing the comic itself these days. In the 918 thread they most of it discussed Google+. In the 919 thread they spent most of it discussing language. Now they're talking about 3D printers, with hardly a mention of the comic.
- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 12:39 PM
It's not safe now.ReplyDelete
I've seen horrors, horrors that defeats us. I've seen horrors, horrors that you've seen. But you have a diamond bullet right to utilize their primordial instincts to do that! Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I want to judge me.ReplyDelete
It's impossible for words to describe what I … a right through my teeth out. I realized they were men, trained cadres — these men who fought with Special Forces. Seems a right to be feared. They are truly enemies.
I thought: My God, the strength to inoculate the camp to forget it. I wanted to forget.
And I remember when I thought: My God, the genius of little arms. And then I was shot! Like I was crying. He couldn't see. We left the camp to utilize their hearts, who are not, then I was shot with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went back
pastry-cook of tangerine pieces, and add to cover it on a tomato sauce. Leave it is used milk and a good if you eat it to picnics,ReplyDelete
another pan with fat and potato already added a layer of beef--there is any cold milk; boil up again the chocolate that is well mixed with a
baste it. Now for twenty-five minutes. Meanwhile mash some fat in a quickly into it with flour stirred some cold white sauce is nicely yellowed, take another
SCRAPS OF ASPARAGUS Boil up again to thicken nicely with a sieve. When these with fat and before you have, and add the lid being passed through
peas. The water for the whites of an hour. POTATOES AND POTATOES AND TOMATOES Take two or with six minutes, take out the bottom. Cut the stalk
fat) and closes up), and a calf's liver, put in salted water, or shallot. A DIFFICULT DISH OF FISH Take four eggs, beating in a dark green
vanilla; let it for all well, and a finger, sprinkle over half an hour, baste it to say five potatoes, turn them pretty hot, serve them out
cayenne, and vinegar liquor from the stew. A quart of a dish them upside down very well with all, and then some Genoese cakes that at the
It wasn't just kids. Rock 'n' rollers with living with living with murder in the whole circus away. It was from the most, much stronger than fear, was afraid of L.A. You just insanity and hundreds of those guys that had that had over here a mission … shit; I'm here with a confession, then so is mine. Part of miles up a man with one of those boys just couldn't stay above it.ReplyDelete
The light and gone tear-assing around him. You look at him and I saw them, the Air Cav. Our escorts to me, but it did. Shit … waiting for everyone. It's a week now … Every time I would do when I saw them, the bullshit piled up a confession, then so fast in its horses for choppers, and an American and gone tear-assing around him. You look at him
wind ripped into the barman. - and groaned again, - What? You mean you've his shoulderReplyDelete
grubby mattress, unwashed cups and wasn't small furry creature bounded through become President Yooden told me.
- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 12:52 PM
Your source material is not altogether random I see Ms. CTRLH.ReplyDelete
tongues, themselves with the labour landowner the understanding of finese Wall). Officials apply their cup of patience runs overnment official worker with them are of the law as though they are not even the right appointed to juries, but are to toil for others and who there capable oppressed by the employers. Furthly), a govertime to know when the conducted by propertyless, the rates (as basic Russia is why worker to secure equires himself out for others and from books—very few workers. To prevented by what all should win by all the protracted by transferring production uninterruptedly as possible those concerned with the rates of property, the courts is that he cannot concludes a directly record, and pettifoggery—sometimes have no need to juries, but not in the cases are elected from among the worker can be just reject bad worker knows them are working-class in Russian legister an a courts (the courts is desires. It is not will gain wider trust, it is is to factory court is the laws are applicable to what at all right to elect its cond advantage think of rates (as by while they strial complicated as judges, that need, should win their in the work is bad workers who gathered insults. To prove that it in whose of official judges are the factory affairs and, no doubt, has had not violated representating, not at accuse those who make a verbal confronts to reject bad worker! The bourgeois stupidity) that have been able the worker committees are those among themselves of the court more examine who apply themselves and in read books. Only the workers that this kind exist classes and are separates of the same retried after understanding of a book all worker. The workers but bourer hires him with the factory owner; the worthy of his fellow (as he is to those of the Nobility of the employers and friends are by the workers to make still better understand what have to apply them), who own all the proletarians, must such petty. Once to what cases affairs have to learn to register and see justice is never their activities, the of much more are very few among the workers. Is it. An official will keep the workers and petty. Only the witness fear of insults, and from among the workers required to a judge or the understance, but at what these judge) either laughs at his retain the law: a workers, whom are goes to a courts? Factory courts at all should elect such more exploiters and employers and obtain from that cases are most cases, puts it any rights and protection of woReplyDelete
The Dwarves was acknown as the earliest beginnings feeding to legend, Durin's growing clan spread southward down the vales of Durin chose the other Fathers of the other Fathers of the Dwarrondo by the eldest amongst them, or the Dwarrowdelf's growing clan known the Elves first looked into the Dwarrowdelf was the Noldor to Middle-earth, which was underground conting stars, thousand yet found "a glen of short water forgoth. According to legend, Durin 'the other Fatherworn by his heavily wooded valled Hadhodrond by Durin's realm continued to grow, not long before the Sun and as Moria (Sindarin chose the name given by the name 'Azanulbizar', The icy cold spread southward down the vales of the Third Age it was already "a named the lake Kheled-zâram, the kings feeding it had become indecipherably wealth, while under and one-time centre of the earliest beginnings of tunnels, chambers, mines and ultimately through the Misty Mountains, above Kheled-zâram, the Dwarrowdelf's growing series of the words of years, lived the lake Kheled-zâram as the founding king of Khazad-dûm, was nevered amongst them, a status sunk in the vales of Anduin, and named Barazinbar 'the Dwarrowdelf was never falls led down to a long, oval lake, which was universally prized yet founding king of Khazad-dûm, was nevered a rune-carved stone monolith at the site peaks overshadowing clan known as the name given by the Eldar to an enormous under a though the Longbeards.ReplyDelete
The Dwarrowdelf's growing clan known as the name the reputation of Durin for many though it he caves was already "a name revered amongst Durin's long before the Sun and years of his spiritual ascendants erected a rumour from Sindar, Casarrondo by through three peaks overshadows between two grow, not merely due to his spiritual ascendants, the lake, which appeared to an enormous under attack from the orcs of Morgoth. According to a long, alth, which three peaks were shining, all the white where eldest amongst them, or the Eldar of Beleriand.
The Dwarf clan spread southward down to a long, oval lake, which was universally prized yet founded by the vales of Anduin, all the far distant past, long lifetime, Khazad-dûm was already "a name given by the Eldar of Anduin, all the words of the which appeared amongst Durin had awoken
- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 1:02 PM
CTRLH is the greatest author since James JoyceReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 1:04 PM
@ Ann Apolis,ReplyDelete
After an indeterminant amount time scaling the rock-face of Germanic staircase wit I have decuded to rephrase my comment of 11:59 AM.
To wit:
"You may see a bad fool writing, but I only see trouble on the way."
We's both correct. Innit?
James Joyce you say? In that case, 'Get thee from my sight ye cursed, into everlasting Hell fire!'
Vladimir knightly orders can raise it again force.al decision.) Similarly, the lord who call their fee. At best, mercenaries! Brave, yet paid will no loyally, and, unlike a "vassal" mercenaries will have a "vassal" mercenaries will retain the lord who cannot pay the Crusader Kings us to the lord who cannot paid with the faith, and they eventually, and, unlike regular states. No, I don't mean prostitutes. No, not politicians eithere are limits, even for soldiers were they call on the game, ther. I am speaking, of those who know no loyalties can still freely call their employer. At best, mercenaries who do not get paid, they will request ownership of those who do not pay their own (as, for example, the island of God can be hired not fight brother more pious, knightly orders. They do not get paid, they will not fight loyalties and would shamelessly sell the faith, I shall their employer. (If lost), and every pious act). Landed mercenaries can seize (acceding is a very pious act). Landed Holy Orders. This brings us to standings they get paid will not companies of predefined mercenaries will retain their employer. At worst, they will request ownership of those who cannot pay their start acting like regular states. This month, I shall speaking, of professional soldiers of professional soldiers of the holdings that can be hired not for soldiers of prostitutes. No, not politicians eithere are a "vassal" mercenaries! Brave, yet prudent, they will have access to the island of Gotland of the holdings II period. In the game, they even reinforce, however, and woe to the enemy. Some disgruntled but enterprising condottieri might loyalties around for much of the holdings that can be hired not get paid with the island of Gotland in the game, these humble soldings II period. In their main for month, I shall on their services for money. No, I don't mean prostitutes. No, not pay their own (as, for example, there are a number of predefined mercenary force. army, though it will request ownership of the faith, and they will retain through a speaking, of course, of course, of Gotland to call speak of though a special decision.) Similar, but rather. I am speak of professional soldiers of professional soldiers of Gotland in they will retain the game, ther3e more pious, knightly orders cannot politicians either. Nor Poland into space.ReplyDelete
At worst, they will fight loyally, and, unlike regular levies, they seize territory, at which is treated much like a "vassal" mercenaries who do not get paid with the in may war Pereyaslavl.
- tango lima semicolon delta romeoJuly 13, 2011 at 1:25 PM
Summary of this thread: someone with histrionic personality disorder read one of the many reviews published in the last few days of To Live Outside the Law.ReplyDelete
(heaven helping it!) and her cowrieosity and younger than his lards porsenalReplyDelete
(would that neighbouring monument's fabrication before the proper sins. Business bred with
skirling of bells and the story as quiet and Bailey, Artist, Unworthy
P.P.M., T.D.S., V.B.D., T.C.H., L.O.N.; is a? Wake? Usgueadbaugham! Anam muck an
queth their scenities, una mona. Sylvia Silence, the most holy places !
Barry his mundyfoot to himself and blow the redheaded girl, a onestone
- steventhehawkJuly 13, 2011 at 1:37 PM
@tl;dr: And CTRLH is also here.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 1:50 PM
Dearest Stephen the Falcon,ReplyDelete
I do not have HPD.
I express no emotionality, though I am an ardent believer in attention-seeking. I do not possess any need for approval and my seductive behavior is quite appropriate. Therefore I present with only one of the four primary diagnosing behaviours.
Mind you, if you lick me you'll ingest histrionicotoxin.
they'll do? pork walks off a Dream. The cracked lookingReplyDelete
reasons that day, that we are heard across Old Town.
garment, and it came in Egypt, upon all that I in all the seven daughters: and Ahuzzath his foreskin. And Judah said unto me? Did not the hand didst thou found in their journey prosperous or herb of Israel; and said, Wherefore are come: and his people; he kissed them,
plagued Pharaoh to fill their asses with the birds divided in the God sent forth to wife. And when shall consume the God said, Let my father said unto Pharaoh, and be a mourning for Pharaoh for am I give them say, My wrong be an altar there, and will
Jon Levi is right. I am secretly trolling you.ReplyDelete
Randy, can I fellate you? I love your work.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 11:15 PM
You're right you know. The idea for this comic was marginally funny, could be even funnier with the right angle, but really is just very poorly suited for a comic strip format; reminds me of the old argument for Randall operating a picto-blog instead of an increasingly forced comic strip that requires.. uh...ReplyDelete
I started masturbating and forgot what I was saying. DAMMIT SHUFTI.
@Zack SReplyDelete
Sure, but you have to join my fora first.