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The company where I used to work, Omron Corporation, was kind enough to allow me time and facilities to play with this stuff. Omron is a world leader in switches, relays, PLCs, etc., but is not well known by the non-Japanese consumer world. I have run into a few Omron cash registers in The States, and medical personnel tend to know the name.
For example, if you look at the HTML files, you'll find that they don't exist... all the ``files'' and directories you think you see exist only in the virtual world of a CGI I've written. Mmmm..., a virtual world within the virtual world of the Web... I guess it's a quasi-pseudo-neo-demi-reality! :-)
Besides doing the dictionary searches for you, the CGI massages the prose files (in a source format I call quasi-HTML) on the fly, adjusting things for your browser type, and selection of language, Japanese support, favorite image size, etc.
SASE (Self-Addressed Stamped
Envelope) that might be attached to the URL. In fact, if you add
?SASE=http://Your_Favorite_Placeto the end of the URL that you use to contact the server, you'll have it placed in with the buttons at the bottom of the initial page. Neat!
All the images of Japanese text are produced on the fly by a perl routine that generates gifs (monochrome only, although they can be ``transparent'' as an option) from random bitmap data (where here ``random'' means ``from the font file'' :-) To reduce the load on the Web server machine, the CGI first tries to access a Japanese GIF Server running on a different system. This will hopefully keep things fast. If the gif server is down, the CGI will just go ahead and generate the text itself.
firstname.lastname@example.com) for the
suggestion to add filename-like glob patterns, which he rightly points out
most people know better than raw regular expressions. Many others have helped
with bug reports and suggestions of all kinds.
email@example.com). This includes
the main dictionary data, the name data (originally part of the main data),
and the kanji data.
Jim's work was once copyrighted by him, but in 2000, he assigned the copyright to the Electronic Dictionary Research and Development Group. Consequently, you should be aware of the licence governing the data used at this site.
Many, many people have contributed to the quantity and quality of the main dictionary data, edict. This includes not only adding new entries, but correcting current ones. I personally have spent hundreds of hours over the last half dozen years working on scripts to check for errors, consistency, etc., besides adding numerous entries. And when it was at about the 100,000 entry level, Dr. Yo Tomita proofread the entire thing, fixing countless errors. These are just two examples -- others have expended even more energy. Please see edict's documentation file for a list of those that deserve your appreciation for making this data possible.
The kanji dictionary data, kanjidic, is also the collaborative effort of many. Coordinating and verifying the data has been done mostly by Jim and friends, but perhaps most of the work has been done behind the scenes. For example, in 1992 I spent three months of my life entering a whole host of data as I found it in Jack Halpern's ``New Japanese-English Character Dictionary''. Yet this mechanical work is nothing compared to the 18 years Jack spent creating his dictionary. The Korean readings, added by Jim in one quick moment in March 1996, were painstakingly developed over the course of 10 years of research by Charles Muller. These are just two examples from the credits found in kanjidic's documentation file.
About %value{&Time'span(827895600,$^T,2,1)} ago (February '96), Jim split the data into
two files, the main dictionary which kept the name
edict, and
name-only entries (which had swelled in recent months) to the new file
These files, as well as lots of other goodies, can be found at
Among the ``lots of other goodies''
you'll find jdic, Jim's own DOS
interface to edict and kanjidic. It allows file viewing and dictionary
searches on your local PC without the need for any other Japanese support
(and since it's local, is much faster than this server!).
There are also versions for DOS/Windows,
(2.1 k-byte blurb here), and the
Macintosh. The jdic family has quite a different look and feel
from this server, and if your platform supports it, you're encouraged to
try it. If you find you like the look and feel of this server, and are
on a Unix System, you might consider my lookup program.
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Dictionary of Legal Terms
Also available at Monash are the
lawgloss.* files, produced by
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Copyright, 1995). I massaged the file, turned it into
format, corrected a number of errors, and added it to my server.
Here's Jim's note about
Dictionary of Life-Science Terms
Similarly, Monash has the
lifscdic.* files, produced by a
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Kyoto University. Here's Jim's note about
Dictionary of Four-Character Idiomatic Compounds
The first dictionary in a series of new additions to this server is a
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Dictionary of Compound Verbs
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Gururaj Rao produced this file in the course of his translation work dealing
with technical reports mainly related to concrete and concrete structures.
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Dictionary of Financial Terms
This file contains a listing of financial terms compiled by Kevin Seaver,
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Dictionary of Geological Terms
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Dictionary of Japanese Place Names
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Dictionary of Computational Linguistic Terms
This dictionary, compiled and maintained by Francis Bond, is a list of terms
used in theoretical and computational linguistics. Francis
Bond's note explains the history behind this compilation and how to get in
touch to contribute.
Dictionary of Marketing Terms
This is Jim Breen's compilation of Adam Rice's business and marketing terms.
Jim's note about
mktdic has more details
about the tags used to denote their origins in the Honyaku WWW pages.
Dictionary of Pulp and Paper Terms
This is Jim Minor's compilation of pulp and paper industry terms.
Jim's note about
Dictionary of Constellation Names
Raphael Garrouty's list of constellation names. There's no further
documentation on this file.
Dictionary of Enginering and Science Terms
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a conference kit at an acoustics conference supplied to James Friend. He
passed this on to Jim for conversion. Jim's note about
Dictionary of Forestry Terms
Juan Manuel Cardona Granda provides a collection of forestry terms originating
from Japanese forestry journals. Mr Granda's note in
English about
Dictionary of Environmental Terms
This is a glossary of environmental terms which frequently appear in Japanese
environmental reports, etc. Patrick Oblander's note about
Dictionary of River and Water Resources Terms
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by the Infrastructure Development Institute of Japan. Jim Breen converted
the compilation into EDICT format. Jim's note about
Dictionary of Manufacturing terms
This file was prepared by Jim Breen and is derived from several web pages
describing paper, molding and general manufacturing. Jim's
note about
Dictionary of Buddhist Terms
Chuck Muller has assembled a large Digital Dictionary of Buddhism. Thanks to Jim Breen, the XML extract that Chuck
provided him was converted to EDICT-style format, so that it could be made
easily available to tools that could already deal with EDICT files.
Jim's note about
Dictionary of Chemical Terms
This dictionary is compilation gathered from an online catalogue of chemicals
produced by Showa Chemicals Ltd. This catalogue is volume 28, consolidated
as of August 2002.
The original catalogue was produced in Adobe PDF format. Using Adobe Acrobat Distiller, the individual files were then saved as RTF documents, which were then read into Microsoft Word 2000. Using that word processor, they were then saved as encoded text, in Japanese EUC encoding. After that, a perl script was used to extract the contents and produce a rough draft of chemdict in files separated according to Showa Chemicals' index.
Final proofing was done manually.
William F. Maton, 20090321
William's note about
%if !$option{'encoding'}
Dictionary of French-Japanese terms
Jean-Marc Desperrier's Dictionnaire français-japonais is a dictionary
containing French words associated with their Japanese equivalent. Much like
English equivalents contained in EDICT, the project
is concerned with making French translations of EDICT's major files. This
dictionary contains 15,000 terms so far, which correspond to the main EDICT
%if $is_QUEPASA || $is_QUETZAL
Kodansha Dictionary
This dictionary was a gift to me by Jeffrey Friedl, a really cool guy who was
hiding out somewhere deep inside Yahoo! It was given sometime in early 1997
or late December 1996.
How about all those fonts?
I use the publicly-available ``kanji##.snf'' JISX0208-1983
fonts. Frankly, I don't know their origin, but I'm thankful to whomever
provided them. The COPYRIGHT says ``Public domain font. Share and enjoy''.
So I do.
William says:
The vertical fonts were generated by converting the SNF format files back to BDF on a Sun. Then, using Mark Leisher's gBDFEd editor, I created a vertically set version of each of these fonts, and converted them back to their SNF counterparts. I am grateful to Dr. Ken Lunde for his invaluable assistance in July 1997 in identifying which glyphs in JIS X 0208 have vertical variants. I am also grateful to Mark Leisher for pointers on handling gBDFEd.
The font properties were then adjusted in gBDFEd to match those found in the original untouched SNF fonts used for JIS X 0208.
The JIS X 0212 fonts were created by obtaining the Sazanami open Truetype font produced by the EFont project, and using Mark Leisher's TTF2BDF program to extract BDF versions of the appropriate glyphs on a Linux machine. These were then converted into their SNF counterparts on a Sun using the bdftosnf program. The Sazanami font is copyrighted by Wada Lab, and here is a blurb about that. The font style used is Mincho.
The JIS0212.TXT mapfile came from the UNICODE consortium FTP site, in the "OBSOLETE" section.
In 2018, experimental JIS X 0213 font support was added for searches related to the kanjd213 file. Again, the Mincho Sazanami font was used to produce the appropriate-sized bitmaps. The mapfiles were generated by the X0213 Project and used to create the bitmaps from the TTF font.
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The joke is that the man has tricked other people into being attacked by insects. It doesn't really make sense, in that as far as I know, no amount of computer programming can make actual insects fly out of your computer, but what do I know? i'm probably one of them goddamn liberal artists. Anyway, since this comic is not in any way possible, I guess it's just supposed to be completely wacky and also make fans of debian pee themselves in joy.
Also, any random-insect enthusiasts will pee themselves in joy, just like they did with this comic!
Of course, enthusiasts of computers-spewing-things are probably disappointed if they compare this to Abstruse Goose #81.
this comic brings a totally new meaning to "debugging," no? Ha!
I see the search bar is back up on xkcd.com, but it's using Google, not OhNoRobot. I wonder what happened? OhNoRobot wasn't working well for him (though it works for everyone else...). New search seems to be better than the old one, so that's nice.
Do you remember that everything is going to change with my big announcement at comic 800? it is. I guess I'll have to connect my announcement to the comic, somehow. That might be tricky.

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Sunday, July 10, 2011
[Comic title: Fight Club; alt text: "I'm not saying it's all bad, but that movie has not aged as well as my teenage self in 2000 was confident it would."]
Apparently someone tried to talk about Fight Club with Randy today, and he was just like "ugh shut up that movie is so over" but then, THEN! later on he was like "oh man wouldn't it have been great if instead I was all like 'this conversation is over' just like Tyler Durden in the movie? And then I could be like 'yeah the first rule of talking to me about movies is do NOT talk to me about fight club!' and then they'd be like 'oh man sick burn' and we could talk about why Wikipedia's article on lactation is so woefully incomplete, it would be hot."
I want to make it perfectly clear here: Randy's idea of a joke is making a Fight Club reference to tell people he doesn't want them to talk about Fight Club--a movie which he has referenced before. I will give him points for "this conversation is over" as being at least natural-sounding, though he loses all those points and then some for the really hamfisted caption.
I admit I envy Randy's position here. When he has a case of l'esprit d'escalier (my favorite German phrase), he can just make a comic showcasing the sick burn he totally would have said if he weren't bound by the limits of linear time. And then his friends will all feel ashamed that they talked about Fight Club to Randy, who is so great and clever and comes up with all these great comics, and then maybe someone will finally love him!
143 comments:
- ApostateJuly 10, 2011 at 5:30 PM
This comic makes the hilarious implication that there are people who want to talk to Randy - worse, people who actually try to continue the conversation rather than breathe a sigh of relief when he walks away.ReplyDelete
I can actually imagine him printing out a sheet of "rules when having conversations with me" to anyone he thinks he might have to interact with.
I like this comic, because the body language is such that I imagine that Randall is ice-skating away. Either that, or prancing.ReplyDelete
- Less obnoxious shitJuly 10, 2011 at 5:32 PM
I see this comic and I read it as, "I DON'T LIKE POKEMON ANY MORE THUS POKEMON IS NOT COOL AND YOU'RE NOT COOL FOR LIKING POKEMON." And there's so much wrong with that I can't be bothered deciding where to start.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 10, 2011 at 6:53 PM
Rob, your alt text made me laugh more than the last 300 or so xkcd's combines and it wasn't even all that good really.ReplyDelete
Just thought you should know.
- AnonymousJuly 10, 2011 at 7:06 PM
That fat fucking pig Randall Munroe apparently sweats giant droplets onto his phone at random. How fucking disgusting is this man? Apparently talking gets him so worked up that his pores open up and shoot Randall goo all over the place. I bet he was talking to a girl of some sort in public and had an embarrassing erection while doing so, the pathetic nerd. Actually he was probably talking to a new crush -- a female who doesn't have large bulbous tumors in the places where her breasts should be. This disgusting pig of a man, I wonder if he even feels sad about letting his girlfriend get cancer. Probably not. When his girlfriend finally dies it will be a relief to her -- not because of the excruciating pain of cancer but because of the excruciating mental torture of being engaged to Randall Munroe.
- AnonymousJuly 10, 2011 at 8:01 PM
@7:06 quit projecting your life onto others.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 10, 2011 at 9:11 PM
Randall is such a hero, looking out for the ineffectual weaker sex.
- Randall Hater (in case you couldn't tell)July 10, 2011 at 10:15 PM
OK I think we all know what happened.ReplyDelete
Randy was masturbating furiously, with great vigor and gusto, with images of a sweaty, naked Brad Pitt rolling all over him.
Just then, his mom walked down the stairs (down to the basement) and told Randall "Son, I love you, but... no, wait... on second thought, I don't love you, not at all. Anyway, move the fuck out of here by sundown tonight, you lonely, miserable, deformed, greasy little troll."
And that caused our protagonist to think of Brad Pitt when writing his cartoon. He experienced Masturbatus Interruptus.
Randall, you're a talentless fuck-face.
Wanna know something sad about penis-head, I mean RANDALL? Almost every commenter here makes me laugh harder than this cockmeat sandwich.
- AnonymousJuly 10, 2011 at 10:22 PM
Wow, Randy got a bit sloppy with the line over the "T" in the last line of dialogue.ReplyDelete
CAPTCHA: imingl. Randy wished he could mingl with people, but no one wants to hang out with a guy that's over a decade behind pop culturally.
- AnonymousJuly 10, 2011 at 10:33 PM
"Good to know that I could be replaced by a machine that mindlessly clicks on the center of the screen" was the first Randall-secretion that has made me laugh in quite a long time.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 10, 2011 at 10:52 PM
I'm going to ignore the caption, and imagine that it's actually Randall on the left, trying to talk to Megan, who has lost her hair due to the chemo. And from his arms, looks like he's fishing for a hug too.ReplyDelete
- This blog's first pollJuly 11, 2011 at 12:48 AM
If you woke up in a strange bed and found you were betrothed to Randall Munroe, would you obtain a radiation source to give yourself cancer?ReplyDelete
(A) Yes, there is no other method but death to get away from that creepy stalker;
(B) No, Randall is reasonable and would take rejection like a man;
(C) No, I think I love him.
- This blog's first poleJuly 11, 2011 at 12:54 AM
Tak długo, jak to jest rozpoznawalne słowiańskich jego treść jest zupełnie nieistotne, więc nie będę spędzać zbyt długo na wypełnienie go.ReplyDelete
fuck antarctica, manReplyDelete
- This blog's pole of order oneJuly 11, 2011 at 1:46 AM
Hello. My name's Forrest, Forrest Gumpowicz. You want a chocolate?ReplyDelete
- SaladeJuly 11, 2011 at 2:14 AM
Not sure if trolling, but...ReplyDelete
- "This conversation is over." sounds good because it's a line from fight club (goob job randy, I guess?).
- "l'esprit d'escalier" is not german...
"if instead I was all like 'this conversation is over' just like Tyler Durden in the movie?"
so yeah i think rob probably knows that it's a line from fight club
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 3:28 AM
Salade, Rob said it's German as a joke.ReplyDelete
10:52, that actually makes the comic 10x better to read.
And as for his new one, what the feck is he even talking about? I'm not going to waste my time looking up strunk & white so I can understand his jokes. No, I will spend my time here writing this and hating him instead.
Well, anon 3:28, you're clearly an innocent soul untouched by the horrors of the Internet if you don't understand the subject matter of the latest xkcd strip.ReplyDelete
My main issue with it is that Randy can't decide if he wants to spell it "fan fiction" (in the comic) or "fanfiction" (in the alt text).
Anyway, I'm hoping for another Robdall slashfic for this comic's review.
GOOMHR! I was totally just talking to a co-worker about Strunk & White the Friday before last.ReplyDelete
- Some guy from the mid '90sJuly 11, 2011 at 4:48 AM
@Timofei: not above poster, but I long ago reached the point where I don't keep up with any of the latest Interweb references and just guess from the context what it is I am supposed to find funny.ReplyDelete
Hell, I haven't been in with the hep crowd since 1+ .//45 Cu5+0m4r'/ to speak 1!|<3 +H15.
That's a sorry excuse. I believe this whole "slash" thing was born out of some Star Trek Usenet newsgroup in the 90s.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 5:11 AM
@Timofei - I prefer fan/fiction.ReplyDelete
My favorite German phrase is "oro de guave".ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 5:47 AM
I've never met a nice South African.ReplyDelete
- Some guy from the mid '90sJuly 11, 2011 at 6:06 AM
@Timofei: Never mind, it turns out that I didn't need an excuse. I assumed that Strunk/White was referring to some real porno pairing and that I found this joke even less funny than I should have because I didn't know about it.ReplyDelete
It turns out that he'd just identified a random pair of authors and made a joke about the difference between use of ampersand and slash. I guess Randall doesn't read much - especially not in the liberal arts languagey cloudy waffly domain - and perhaps this is the first time he has come across such a work written by more than one person.
Randy's not very good at drawing circles; The guy on the left's head doesn't join up too well with itself, and the guy on the right has a flat head. And there's not even a vague attempt at a neck to connect the 12-foot gap between their heads and bodies.ReplyDelete
What I want to know is, what happened right before we picked up this conversation? Randall obviously knows what Fight Club's about and he just doesn't want to talk about it, so why is the guy trying to explain what it's about to him? He probably altered the dialogue a little bit.
I'm guessing it went something like this:
Randal Munroe: yo dawg i herd you liek movies so someone set up us the fight club.
Unenlightened One: What the hell are you talking about? Who are you?
RM: main screen turn on!
UO: Get out of my house.
RM: is your wife lactating?
UO: I'm calling the police.
Unenlightened OneReplyDelete
Also, I typo'd Randall's name, but he's not worth the effort to fix it.
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 7:43 AM
".....I admit I envy Randy's position here. When he has a case of l'esprit d'escalier (my favorite German phrase),...."ReplyDelete
Mine too!
- The reasonable majorityJuly 11, 2011 at 8:01 AM
ALTF, you histrionic Oriental you, couldn't you just stop posting? Every time I see something from you it's like being reminded of an old wound which has never quite healed. I'd block you only sometimes people respond to you with things other than "please stop posting".ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 8:26 AM
".....sometimes people respond to you with things other than "please stop posting"....."ReplyDelete
Aye. There's the rub!
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 8:36 AM
ALTF you have the best fantrollsReplyDelete
or worst
I mean in and of themselves they're terrible but the fact that they exist and are so loud about it is hilarious.
Carry on.
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 8:49 AM
Sigh, ALTF, I'm just gonna continue posting this 'til you leave or shut up, at the very leastReplyDelete
International Falls, Minnesota
Population 6424
International Falls, Minnesota
lactation 6424
Randall Munroe dox.
get while hot.
Also, titty cancer.ReplyDelete
How d'ya like those, tumourous, tainted milk apples?
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 9:43 AM
8:36 = ALTF.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 10:04 AM
9:43 = ALTF.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 10:53 AM
Anonymous @ 8:36 AM said:ReplyDelete
".....ALTF you have the best fantrolls
or worst
I mean in and of themselves they're terrible but the fact that they exist and are so loud about it is hilarious.
Carry on......"
I seek out hatred - as per Rob's request.
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 11:39 AM
ALTF no-one hates you. It's just that you're so mediocre and you refuse to improve. Your presence drives away other much funnier, more entertaining people.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 12:00 PM
Oderint Dum MetuantReplyDelete
Many bloody well better hate me - I deserve it! The other much funnier and more entertaining folks? Well they just fear me! Except the ones with whom I am in email contact - we have a gay old time, we do!
And it is not a matter of refusing to improve - I am at my remunerative limit! Improvement is not possible. You only get that for which you pay.
oh 11:39. if only you had eyes to see the sprawling glory of ALTF--all that hatred focused on one person. it's the most glorious thing this blog has ever done.ReplyDelete
meanwhile, hey guys! remember when it was a HUGE DEAL that someone knew your IP address?
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 12:15 PM
"....to see the sprawling glory of ALTF...."ReplyDelete
It would seem I need to close my drapes a little tighter. Here in lies the human reality of it; the scarified flesh, the spraying gobbets of clotted blood and skin, the splayed muscle, the spayed genitalia, devastated spirits and sickened stomachs. This characterises the very ritual of having carnal knowledge of me - a frisson of excitement indeed.
Only BP has an IP and he was born in the '40s so he don't give a shite.
We should collect all of her delightful comments, and those of her stalkers, in The Book Of ALTF.ReplyDelete
It is the very least she deserves.
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 12:25 PM
@Rob: if you celebrate ALTF because her mediocre, pompous writing annoys people, why do you not also celebrate Randall? Randall seems much better at eliciting a response than ALTF, not least from you.ReplyDelete
because ALTF is an artist, and she uses the medium of hate to paint glorious portraitsReplyDelete
Randall, in contrast, just kind of shits on paper
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Fuck me from behind with ironic credence made manifest.ReplyDelete
The dullards will be disheartened ya know.
Dearest Anonymous @ 12:25 PM,
I am much better looking than this Randall person.
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 12:37 PM
".....she uses the medium of hate to paint glorious portraits...."ReplyDelete
But the message is love!
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 12:41 PM
Are you suggesting that ALTF is a troll who knows better? That he/she is actually able to communicate properly? If so, I suggest that Randall is an even better troll, knowing exactly how much bullshit he spews, eliciting hate from you and admiration/t-shirt sales from his fanbase. This would would elevate Randall's recent Google+ posts on lactation and gender to the artistic status of Mona Lisa's nipples.ReplyDelete
Nah. Randall and ALTF are both developmentally retarded dependents with access to Wikipedia and a thesaurus. To wish for one to continue producing is to wish for the other to continue producing.
I'm sorry you aren't bright enough to spot the genius behind ALTF. Well, no, not really. It's people like you that really brighten my day.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 12:47 PM
".....I'm sorry you aren't bright enough to spot the genius behind ALTF. Well, no, not really. It's people like you that really brighten my day...."ReplyDelete
I am at two with Rob. Though he be a cunt.
albeit a broken-toothed oneReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 12:57 PM
I'd go for some porcelain veneers - ideal for that smooth Gentleman's finish we all enjoy.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 1:01 PM
Rob, you're talking like you and ALTF are Special IRL Friends or something. I don't think your standards are that low, so I'm going to hazard a guess that she's whined at you enough that you've had an e-mail chat or something and you've discovered that she's more timid and less obnoxious when she doesn't have an audience to spew to.ReplyDelete
Because she's a woman and keeps people responding to your blog, you're prepared to turn a combination of self-interest and a misjudged increase in respect into repulsive sycophancy.
I've never interacted with ALTF outside of this blog. But as a curator of hatred, I need to give credit to where it's due. I only wish I could generate the sheer intensity of loathing that ALTF does, and I appreciate the artistry involved.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 1:09 PM
ALTF would gain as much dislike by standing in a street at midnight every night and screaming in tongues until she lost her voice. That's all she's doing. Every class in every school has a child who behaves like that and who receives attention simply because everyone's frustrated that they lack the means to remove it.ReplyDelete
If that's art then Randall's work is masterpiece. Your standards are too low, Rob.
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 1:19 PM
"....ALTF would gain as much dislike by standing in a street at midnight every night and screaming in tongues until she lost her voice....."ReplyDelete
Not true!
I get offers to fellate!
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 1:19 PM
All Hail Her Excellency Field Marshall Al Hadji Aquarians Amin Dada, Mistress of the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea and Conqueror of the British Empire on the Internet in General and XKCDSUCKS in ParticularReplyDelete
my favorite part about this little exchange is how you keep saying 'if ALTF's beautifully crafted posts, that I am even now complaining about in an extremely (unintentionally) hilarious way, are masterworks of getting people to complain about things in an extremely hilarious way, then so is Randy.'ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 1:20 PM
Oh, and the uncrowned Queen of Scotland.ReplyDelete
Oh god.ReplyDelete
so funny.
I love you all.
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 1:31 PM
"....Amin Dada...."ReplyDelete
I miss Idi. He was so, how you say, Imperial?
Oh and the Scots are cunts. And no mistake.
It may not be wise to dishearten the dullards - the hated always need haters.
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 1:34 PM
'The Book of ALTF', Kitten?ReplyDelete
A work of fiction I suppose?
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 1:36 PM
@Rob: So what you're saying is that it's a successful trolling when other people write about ALTF's mediocrity but it's 100% legit when you get worked up by Randall? Somewhere in your argument I see an opinion that ALTF has somehow achieved more creatively with her writing than Randall, which suggests that you have completely lost all perspective.ReplyDelete
man, if you think I legitimately care about XKCD you're even dumber than I thought.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 1:48 PM
Dearest Anonymous @ 1:36 PMReplyDelete
Would it be inconsiderate of me to ask you out on a date?
International Falls has a great restaurant called 'The Chocolate Moose'
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 1:48 PM
look, ALTF. I know you think your'e some kind of super genius for babbling a bunch of unreadable shit and somehow getting Rob's approval (probably because he's basically doing the same thing nowadays let's be honest) but the fact of the matter is you're not as smart as you think you are. You're just some tool with a lot of free time and no friends. We don't *care* about you, and we never will. So take your shit somewhere else.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 1:50 PM
You who maintain a blog about how much xkcd sucks claim not to "legitimately care about XKCD".ReplyDelete
OK. That's fair. It's easy to mock something simply because it's bad without caring about it.
So why do you believe that ALTF's detractors legitimately care about ALTF enough to hate her? They're going to far less effort to demonstrate any thought or feeling toward her.
you care so little, in fact, that you've spent the past few hours arguing about herReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 1:53 PM
"...We don't *care* about you, and we never will...."ReplyDelete
Yes you do.
And you care a great deal I reckon.
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 1:54 PM
only because we're tired of seeing her around. it's not so much caring about her as it is exasperation at putting up with her.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 1:55 PM
"....somehow getting Rob's approval...."ReplyDelete
Fuck me!
I'm out a King's ransom.
The bastard's a greedy cunt.
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 1:56 PM
Indeed. I can spare a minute or so every few minutes over one idle afternoon. I've several weeks' (months?) worth of discussing ALTF before I reach the level of not "legitimately caring" that you do about xkcd.ReplyDelete
I appreciate that you mock xkcd simply because it's bad. Why can't you accept the same thing wrt/ ALTF? Is it because you've misjudged the position of ALTF's detractors or because you care about xkcd more than you'd like to admit?
it's mostly because most slime molds have better self-awareness than you do.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 2:00 PM
ALTF's detractors?ReplyDelete
You mean speculums,, right?
Oh DE-tractors. I read RE-tractors.
Never mind.
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 2:02 PM
You guys really have nothing better to do than this. I am laughing.ReplyDelete
Fiction? Nay, a philisophical dialogue! I'll play Plato to your Socrates. They were both cunts too!ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 2:02 PM
@anon 2:02 and apparently neither do you.ReplyDelete
@kitten: come now, it would be a sophist dialogue at best.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 2:09 PM
See what I mean, Rob? There's just nothing funny in that post she made at 2:00. Like a Wikipedia editor, her only redeeming feature is tenacity: she has sufficient free time to keep the spout on 24/7. Whenever I visit this blog, there she is, each attempt at wit an application of the same playground humour templates.ReplyDelete
and yet you still miss the point completelyReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 2:21 PM
".......ALSO MY BOYFRIEND, THROUGH WHOM I LIVE....."ReplyDelete
Ain't that the truth.
Though he is not my boyfriend - I'm available!
An Isocelean banter at best. Being that I am Isosexual.
You have high standards?ReplyDelete
ok annieReplyDelete
maybe i should undercut myself lessReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 2:32 PM
Maybe so Ann, but I mean 'Iso' as a suffix. Like 'hetero' or 'Metro' or 'a'.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 2:34 PM
When Randall badly presents an incorrect argument, those who criticise it are often accused of missing the point entirely.ReplyDelete
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_analogy might be helpful for you here, buddyReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 2:42 PM
Anonymous @ 2:09 PM said:ReplyDelete
"....See what I mean, Rob? There's just nothing funny in that post she made at 2:00....."
It was not meant to be funny - or clever - or witty. It was meant to irritate.
Did it?
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 2:44 PM
I didn't think of you as the type to try argument by strawman link to Wikipedia article, Rob. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're as bored with ALTF as the rest of us but don't want to lose face by admitting it now.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 2:46 PM
Admit nothing!ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 2:48 PM
Yins is havin' a larf at our expense - ain't cha Anonymous?ReplyDelete
Perhaps I have misjudged you.
well, you keep assuming that ALTF and Randy are analogous even though they, uh. aren't? at all? that's called a false analogy!ReplyDelete
calling your false analogy a false analogy isn't a strawman, though. maybe you should learn what words mean before you use them?
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 2:58 PM
Nah, on that occasion I was correctly accusing you of Randallising your argument.ReplyDelete
wait, you mean you think i edited the wikipedia article on false analogy?ReplyDelete
really? what part of it seems suspicious to you?
(incidentally if you'd check the history page you'd note that it hasn't been touched since April)ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 3:06 PM
I'm bored now. Someone else take over.ReplyDelete
false analogies are like hitler, they kill loads of jewsReplyDelete
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pairs passing out - fork, of the world was in those superciliouslooking crisscrossed Greek ees awkwardlike perched there to the Guinnghis Khan. And she saved! Ah ho! And Jarl van Houtens and dublnotch on the new reading V.P.H., found nigh Scaldbrothar's Hole, and Turf Married into his own honeylamb, swears they might pack up Marlborough Green as midnight was taken in their judges' chambers, in the other? Or that there naket, made in Gehinnon, to dinner and rum smelt his
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 3:32 PM
Rob I have a deep-rooted fear that when Xkcd finally ends there will be a great mourning on the Web for a day or two while people say stupid shit like, "It was a hell of a comic while it lasted," or, "R.I.P. Xkcd, 2005-2011," God willing on that last part.ReplyDelete
this blog is all about preparation for that day. we are cultivating only the very finest hatred, so that when that day comes, we can spread throughout the internets and share the good word: 'fucking finally.'ReplyDelete
that's two wordsReplyDelete
i am leaving and never coming back
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 5:02 PM
I'm sure saying "l'esprit d'escalier" is German is a joke, but I must confess I don't get it.ReplyDelete
- UndercoverCuddlefishJuly 11, 2011 at 5:03 PM
who the fuck cares about any of thisReplyDelete
if you honestly give a shit about a single thing said on this terrible blog please do the world a favor and castrate yourself
What if I castrate everyone I know? It'll have the same effect, but I'll get to do more castrations.ReplyDelete
Also, you guys are all idiots if you don't appreciate ALTF. Debonair and extraordinary beauty, I have seen no photo, I am not qualified to judge.ReplyDelete
But you guys visit a hate blog, pretty sure you deserve being annoyed if you take yourselves too seriously.
ALTF IS RUINING MY HATE BLOG EXPERIENCEReplyDelete
that's a mockery I just did. Of the lonely little men, threatened by a woman, who like all women deserves all our respect and love and suckling.
If you don't like ALTF, you're a sexistReplyDelete
If you don't like Rob, you're a fattist
If you are Rob, you are fattest
- Definitely not k, someone else entirelyJuly 11, 2011 at 5:49 PM
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ALT-F, what are you wearing. It's research for the fanfic I'm writing.ReplyDelete
Oh wait, that sentence was supposed to have a question mark.ReplyDelete
l'esprit d'escalier is not German, and I can't believe that only one other person had the decency to respond negatively to your trolling.ReplyDelete
If we don't feed the trolls they'll all starve, and I'm pretty sure they are on the internet food chain somewhere. Their location is probably similar to that of mold on the physical food chain, or so I would assume. They both feed on rot and decay of some sort.
but why would you want to kill the trolls. Trolls are beautifulReplyDelete
- I'm Anonymous, and I'm a MANJuly 11, 2011 at 7:08 PM
ALTF is pretty cool and attractive.ReplyDelete
I approve.
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 7:51 PM
Me too, there's just something about viet cong sleeper cells in minnesota that's so hot!ReplyDelete
I wish I was ALT-F.ReplyDelete
"I am much better looking than this Randall person."ReplyDelete
Way to set the bar really high there.
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 8:31 PM
FACT: Ranall's roommate HATES HIM!!ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 11, 2011 at 9:51 PM
Since nobody's mentioned this yet:ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 12, 2011 at 1:04 AM
Legionnaire, you are ALTF, aren't you?ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 12, 2011 at 7:05 AM
It's kind of sad you have an entire blog devoted to hating and complaining about another person's work.
Have a nice life.
- AnonymousJuly 12, 2011 at 7:19 AM
Wow. A whole entire blog! That must take so much money and effort to keep afloat.ReplyDelete
- A nice lifeJuly 12, 2011 at 7:26 AM
This entire comment is devoted to hating and complaining about Anon 7:05.ReplyDelete
- That's what sheJuly 12, 2011 at 8:26 AM
- AnonymousJuly 12, 2011 at 10:08 PM
It's funny how Rob considers ALTF some sort of masterwork. Hey, I've got a nephew who constantly barges in and interrupts with a load of inane bullshit while the adults are trying to speak! That kid's a real prodigy!ReplyDelete
What I'm saying is, Rob's pretty dumb. That was made clear a long time before he ever revealed this admiration for tenacious spamming, so I guess nobody's surprised. Is he dumber than the people who encourage ALTF by responding to all that crap? I don't know. Maybe!
Anyway, can't stick around. I have to go to a populated spa and take a shit in the water in an effort to earn Rob's respect.
The remarkable thing is that no one has stopped and asked themselves 'why?' in all of this. As is traditional with humans and their squishy human brains they just assume they know what's going on--and, as is traditional with humans and their squishy human brains, they have no idea what is going on inside their aforementioned squishy brains--and yet they think they understand!ReplyDelete
The lack of introspection is a common thing, of course, but it never ceases to amaze me. A little moment of introspection is all it takes to understand, and yet the legions of cuddlefish (and, indeed, humanity) refuse to take that moment, so convinced are they that their squishy human brain already knows everything it needs to.
Not a day goes by I don't offer my thanks for this pervasive form of human stupidity, for it has provided me with endless entertainment over the years, and will continue to do so for many more. So keep on keeping on, cuddlefish! Your tragic lack of self awareness is everyone's gain here, and I want to personally thank each and every one of you for being so phenomenally stupid.
- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 3:18 AM
Rob, your trolls are normally less wordy than that. Verbosity connotes desperation. But they can't all be gems.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 10:15 PM
I'm sad that I accidentally posted in an old topic. I would certainly have liked to have more people see such a response.ReplyDelete
you can always just go be stupid somewhere else, i'm always happy to call people stupidReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 14, 2011 at 10:24 PM
Maybe, but it won't always take the form of a dramatized "I'm not stupid, you're stupid! If you weren't so stupid you'd know I wasn't stupid!"ReplyDelete
You're so good at missing the point. Do you practice?ReplyDelete
It's true though--if people were capable of introspection, and if people paid attention to things, they wouldn't be so completely and utterly prone to missing the point. Ironically, they're so convinced they haven't missed the point that they're unwilling to go back and consider what that point might be.
This is pretty generally the course of most of these little arguments on this blog. I make some claim, some cuddlefish, misunderstanding the point, calls me a moron. Trolls being what they are, I see how long I can engage them without actually saying anything of substance. Then I grow tired of the game and, because human stupidity is a thing upon which one can rely, explain it, because there's usually a few more days worth of amusement to be had from the explanation.
It matters little if I explain that ALTF has a remarkable way of violating conversational maxims in such a way that the conversation continues despite every rule of conversation being broken, with such precision that blaming it on whatever the latest theory is--I think it's something like being a "mediocre," "pseudo-intellectual," and "having a thesaurus" or some shit?--is nothing short of absurd. That ALTF is a student of language who has specialized in being annoying is obvious to anyone who pays attention. But the cuddlefish hordes are not interested in paying attention, so I'd be surprised if they believe me even when I point it out.
Here is a hint for you: if you ever find yourself reading through a conversation and thinking 'yeah I know exactly what is going on here' you might want to reevaluate.
- AnonymousJuly 15, 2011 at 2:28 AM
@Rob: it's not trolling if you have to type an essay for every one line retort.ReplyDelete
you say that like it's hard or unpleasant to write more than a few sentences strung togetherReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 15, 2011 at 2:29 PM
It's pleasant?ReplyDelete
I realize this is hard to imagine for you, but some people like writing. Just because you find the presence of more than two or three sentences in the same place to be a terrifying experience doesn't mean everyone does.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousJuly 16, 2011 at 1:39 AM
- CroakerJuly 16, 2011 at 7:01 PM
So if my response to reading this comment thread is "I'm being relentlessly trolled", does that make me slightly less stupid or slightly more stupid than the average whiner?ReplyDelete
Slightly more stupid for staying? In response to that claim, I'd have to say that there's no accounting for taste. This was a good comment thread.
- AnonymousJuly 17, 2011 at 12:01 AM
I wish I could accept Rob's compliment, but the deception would be too transparent when he went on to demonstrate that I'm not really very good at missing the point at all. Rob has always been the best at showing how dumb he is, however, and it was presumptuous of me to try and engage in his field of expertise.ReplyDelete
- Internet humorJuly 17, 2011 at 9:54 AM
I admit I envy Randy's position here. When he has a case of l'esprit d'escalier (my favorite German phrase),ReplyDelete
Ha ha! This is funny because the phrase is actually German, but Rob said it was French -- which is ironic, and FUNNY, as opposed to horrid beastly Randall, who would never think of something so witty.
he can just make a comic showcasing the sick burn he totally would have said if he weren't bound by the limits of linear time. And then his friends will all feel ashamed that they talked about Fight Club to Randy, who is so great and clever and comes up with all these great comics, and then maybe someone will finally love him!
Ooookay projecting just a tad there Robbie


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Zdenek Zimola is 27 years old and lives in Prague. He works in real estate and enjoys movies, athletics and jogging. Zdenek is a very handsome guy who is well built. He does a very nice stills shoot for us. He looks great in his clothes and as he strips off he shows us a nice hard cock. Then he gets fully naked and displays everything. Zdenek looks great as he stands with that rock hard cock and then he shows us his ass too, with the cheeks spread wide apart, so he get a great view of his ass. Zdenek told us that he could be passive so we immediately slipped him into the schedule for some action shoots. Including Wank In The Woods 2011.


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I haven't seen much support at all for Atlanta. I think SF will probably win, much as I hate that, and likely go on the win the Superbowl (which means insufferable whiner bandwagoners will notch it up about 50x what it is now). We will literally NEVER hear the end of the boasting about their 6 rings.
But I don't think it's gonna be any cake walk, and I think Atlanta has a chance in this; that offense is potent. If they can get to Kaepernick, they can win this, and I pray god they do. I like seeing teams with no rings get one and, "marker my words", I don't think any of us, even those expecting whiner fans to be exponentially worse, is able to imagine how bad it'll be. I think even folks like me, expecting it to be bad will be shocked by the lengths these fools take it. We'll be hearing about it for minimum of 20 years too.


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D Sanders has wilson, Champ, and Mcginnist on set and they are talking about keys to the game. Wilson said he thought the key for the Falcons 49 game was the niner LB's ability to stop Gonzales. Said Gonzales was the besst tight end to play the game.
Said they also need to force Kaeper to throw in the pocket.
Mentions their need to stop Gore as well.
Pretty kool seeing Wilson analyzing with the vets.


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Turn your television to ESPN during a college football weekend and you will see the symptoms of the disease plaguing the cable network. The once-proud leader in television sports reporting has fallen, and hard.
Turn your television to ESPN during a college football weekend and you will see the symptoms of the disease plaguing the cable network. The once-proud leader in television sports reporting has fallen, and hard. It's become a chore to sit through SportsCenter, between the almost creepy obsession with New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow and the love affair with SEC college football. Originally intended by Bill and Scott Rasmussen as an outlet for Connecticut sports, such as the then-Hartford Whalers, the network has exploded internationally. The network broadcasts 65 sports, 24 hours a day in 16 languages to more than 200 countries. Unfortunately, recent years have seen it turn more into TMZ. Yes, a fair number of criticisms have been lobbed at both the network's coverage and their on-air personalities since it's inception, but the issues have only seemed to have picked up steam since 2010. If you don't remember, July 8, 2010, was when NBA superstar LeBron James was given an hour of air time simply to announce his decision to leave Cleveland for Miami. ESPN gave up their advertising rights for the 'special' and also their ability to control the questioning during the interview with Jim Gray, who was hired by James' marketing company and had no affiliation with the network. ESPN was, correctly, criticized for that decision as mind-boggling violations of the journalistic ethics they claimed to still uphold. ESPN has a sports reporting monopoly and that only hurts sports fans. A new network is needed, though, at present, no strong challenger has presented itself. The NFL, NHL, NBA and MLB all have their own 24-hour cable networks, though those are dedicated solely to their own sports. What is needed is a competing, encompassing network. NBC is trying to get something started with their NBCSN venture from what used to be the Versus network, but that is sorely limited due to it's availability as a digitial cable network only and the lack of high-profile sports to cover. Especially considering the on-going labor dispute within the National Hockey League. But, hey, if you're looking for the Canadian Football League, NBCSN is your place. Fox has also been making some noise this season, what with their increased coverage of college football, both on cable's FX network and on the main Fox channel, itself. Add in their coverage of the NFL and Major League Baseball, and it wouldn't be too much of a stretch to imagine a 24-hour Fox Sports Network to rival that of ESPN. In the meantime, though, sports fans have another season of Dick Vitale. Awesome, baby.


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While recent natural catastrophes have highlighted the risks weather poses to a company's supply chain, technology failure and cyber attacks represent an even greater threat that many companies overlook, a new report says.
In its "Tomorrow Never Knows: Emerging Risks" report, Guy Carpenter says, "Few aspects of our personal or commercial lives are now technology free. And yet, most individuals and businesses only realize the extent of this dependency when they are negatively affected by a technology-driven or technology-dependent event."
This reality extends to a company's supply chain, Guy Carpenter says. "Due to technological innovation and advances, many parts of a company's or industry's supply chain may have become interconnected and automated. Technology is indeed a critical enabler of a supply chain's operations," states the report.
As such, says Guy Carpenter, a single disruption such as a cyber attack "has the potential to put an entire company's supply chain at risk."
The report outlines results from the "Business Continuity Institute's 2012 Supply Chain Resilience Survey," which show that unplanned outage of IT/telecoms was the most significant cause of supply-chain disruption last year, outpacing adverse weather, which placed second.
Outsource service provider failure was the third most significant cause of supply-chain disruption. Guy Carpenter summed up this risk by noting that a disruption at a technology company in a distant land rendering cloud-based services to a company in Wisconsin could ripple out into a series of events that leaves the Wisconsin company without access to a key part of its infrastructure. The disruption could be something as simple as a local interruption to the power supply, Guy Carpenter says. "No longer is there necessarily a direct physical or even indirect physical connection between the holder of a company's data and the company," the report points out.
Further down the list of 2012 supply-chain disruptions, cyber attacks now outstrip fire and social unrest, according to Guy Carpenter. The report notes that cyber attacks in general are on the rise, with 2012 breaking the record with respect to the number of reported data-loss incidents. "With 2,644 incidents recorded [for 2012] through mid-January 2013, 2012 more than doubled the previous highest year on record (2011)," Guy Carpenter says. "Furthermore, the extent of attacks is likely to be far higher since around 20 percent of reported incidents did not disclose the number of records involved."
Taken together, Guy Carpenter says technology risk factors—unplanned outage of IT/telecoms, outsource service provider failure and cyber attacks— make up the majority of all supply-chain disruptions in 2012.
As for covering these risks, Guy Carpenter says the insurance industry is aware that companies are more exposed to external risks than ever before. Technology allows business to be conducted all over the world instantaneously, but that also means supply-chain failures can significantly impact a company's revenue and reputation.
Insurers and reinsurers therefore are demanding that companies improve their supply chain risk-management strategies before business interruption/contingent business interruption coverage is offered. Guy Carpenter says companies have a responsibility to review suppliers' business-continuity plans and gain a better understanding of their supply chains, "identifying and anticipating potential problems and taking measures to prevent them from causing significant disruption."
Companies that do this will be able to take advantage of the broadest and best BI/CBI coverage in the marketplace, says Guy Carpenter.