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The Three Stooges
I've been a big Stooges fan since I was a little kid and watched them on VOK (Voice of Kenya) in Nairobi. It was the publication of Moe Howard's autobiography Moe Howard and the 3 Stooges: The Pictorial Biography of the Wildest Trio in the History of American Entertainment that really sealed it for me, though. That book humanized the trio and I began to like them not just because they were funny, but for the story of who they were. Since then I've read everything I could find about the Stooges including not one, not two, but three biographies of Larry Fine, the Stooge in the middle. (One Fine Stooge: Larry Fine's Frizzy Life In Pictures is the best, by the way).
I attended a 9:40 showing at a multiplex on Akron's west side. I was the only one in the theater in which the Stooges film was shown. That was pretty weird. I've been to a few showings at such multiplexes where very few people showed up. But this was the first time I'd watched a movie in a theater completely alone. Would they have shown it at all if I hadn't been in there? Is this a koan?
I liked the movie but I didn't love it. I wanted to love it. But I couldn't. Here's what was good about the movie. Larry David was terrific as Sister Mary-Mengele, a nun who bears the brunt of most of the Stooges outlandish behavior. All of the actors who play the Stooges do a tremendous impressions of the real guys, particularly Chris Diamantopoulos as Moe. He really has the voice and the mannerisms down. And there were some genuine laugh-out-loud moments. I'm usually not the type who LOLs at movies even when there's an audience in the theater with me. But I actually laughed aloud several times during my private screening.
But maybe I came to the film with too many fanboy hopes. See, if I were to make a Three Stooges movie, I would recreate some of the iconic Stooge moments. I'd have Curly trap himself in a maze of pipes while trying to fix a leak. I'd have Moe do the Niagara Falls routine. I'd have them do the maharaja routine. I'd hire Samuel L. Jackson in a cameo to do Dudley Dickerson's "This house has sho' gone crazy" line. I'd get someone to say "Hold hands you love birds." I'd also put in some references to Shemp, Joe Besser and Curly Joe DeRita. There is one scene in the movie where a rat makes Shemp's trademark "Eep-eep-eep" sound. But that's as close as we get. Maybe I'd have them get a sandwich at De Rita's Delicatessen or have them meet a character who does Joe Besser's effeminate mannerisms and make something out of how that would play in the 21st century.
The Farrelly Brothers seem to understand that part of the key to the Stooges' humor is all about the lower classes making fun of the upper class. But they never really take it far enough. The representatives of the upper classes are bad people because they're plotting a murder. In the Stooges' films the upper classes were always just twits because they were twits. Not that the Stooges were intrinsically better. I think what I like best about the Stooges' films is that in them everybody is an idiot, even the main characters (the Stooges) you're supposed to identify with.
It's funny to see the Stooges portrayed as they were in the 1930s having to come to terms with contemporary American society — like having Curly try to use an iPhone and Moe getting cast on The Jersey Shore. But even these feel a bit half-hearted. Why not do a whole movie about this? It's never really explained why the Stooges alone dress, talk and act like people from the 1930s while everyone else exists in 2012. I kept wondering if these bits were left over from some unused version of the script in which the Three Stooges time travel to our era.
All in all, it's a good movie, but not a great one. Am I weird for thinking there actually could be a great movie about The Three Stooges?

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Residents in the Northwye area have resubmitted a petition to Phelps County Commissioners in hopes of alleviating heavy truck traffic on County Road 2020, north of Interstate 44 and Rolla.
Don Chaney, along with Jim and Mary White, attended the commission meeting Tuesday morning to resubmit the petition that contains 20 signatures of residents along County Road 2020.
Chaney said he would like to see an extension of County Road 2000 east to Highway V for a continuous outer road that trucks could use instead of County Road 2020.
Building a continuous outer road north of I-44 from Highway 63 to Route V was ranked late last year as the third top transportation priority in Phelps County by commissioners.
"I support that wholeheartedly," District One Commissioner Larry Stratman said of extending the outer road. "There's just one thing missing in the equation — money."
Presiding Commissioner Randy Verkamp said such an outer road could translate to economic development along that road.
Verkamp noted Preston Kramer, area engineer for the Missouri Department of Transportation, has offered to design the project for the county, but what was holding the project back is finding available funds.
"We just want to make sure it hasn't been forgotten," Chaney said.
The petition signed by residents along County Road 2020 states that the road is "too narrow and is not accommodating for large trucks to travel. The road is becoming so busy, it is dangerous and very hard to back in or out of our driveways."
In other business
Also at Tuesday's meeting, commissioners received updated sales tax figures from County Treasurer Carol Green. Phelps County's sales tax deposit in January was down by 16.61 percent compared to January 2012, however, it was noted that the reduction for TIF payments to the City of Rolla had not started until May of last year.
In addition, commissioners received notice of proposed mine plan boundaries in Tick and Dry Fork creeks in the northwest portion of Phelps County. Commissioners noted that this operation may help the county when it is looking for vendors needed to supply materials for chipping and sealing roads.
It also was noted that the county is soliciting bids for the sale of vehicles from the sheriff's department. Bids will be opened Jan. 29.
Commissioners also reviewed the 2013 budget, which is expected to be adopted Tuesday, Jan. 22. Last week, the commission heard from several department heads regarding their requests. Among them was Public Administrator Kathy Oliver, who noted that while her proposed budget for 2013 is about the same as last year's, in 2007, she had about 108 clients and now she has about 160.
She also noted that she is out of office space and while she noted that budgets are tight, she said a full-time employee in her office would be ideal.
District Two Commissioner Gary Hicks said last week, "It doesn't sound like a good revenue stream for the office" and added that the public administrator is "one of the necessary services that the county funds, but there's not enough funds."
County Clerk Carol Bennett said Tuesday that Oliver has room in her existing budget that could allow her to add part-time staff this year, as one possible solution.


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ॐ त्र्यम्बकं यजामहे सुगन्धिं पुष्टिवर्धनम्
उर्वारुकमिव बन्धनान् मृत्योर्मुक्षीय मामृतात् ॥
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It was only on Friday that Microsoft announced that current CEO Steve Ballmer would be exiting the company in the next twelve months, but that hasn't stopped the media from speculating on who will replace him. The Sunday Times of London is now reporting that Nokia CEO Stephen Elop, who used to work under Ballmer as a senior executive—something that always bothered Nokia advocates who saw him as threat to the Finnish phone maker—as one of the favorites for the position.
One could argue that Elop does have the skills to turn around companies who are seemingly set on a wrong course, though he doesn't come without controversy either. Many former Nokia supporters have consistently called for his ouster since his famous burning platform memo, which called for drastic change within the company for it to survive.
The Sunday Times also goes on to mention Skype manager Tony Bates and former CEO of VMware Paul Maritz (who was previously at Microsoft), as other candidates. But perhaps the most interesting rumored entrant is none other than Bill Gates himself, though the Times does not back that claim and indeed, it seems highly unlikely.
Who will replace Ballmer at Microsoft will surely be one of the most interesting stories in 2014 but we're still a ways off from an official announcement. The question is, if Elop leaves for Microsoft, who will take over at Nokia?
Source: Sunday Times of London; via Fox Business; Thanks, Nishy, for the tip


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- INTERPOL Lisbon
Member since :
13 de Junio de 1956
Law enforcement services in Portugal are provided by five different bodies:
"Polícia Judiciária" (PJ) - Criminal Investigation Police
Mandate: prevention, detection and investigation of violent, organized and financial crime.
Supervised by the Public Prosecutors Office, a body of autonomous magistrates, the PJ is part of the Ministry of Justice.
National Republican Guard – called "Guarda Nacional Republicana" (GNR) in Portuguese.
Mandate: ensure public order and investigate violent and non-organized crime in rural areas.
The GNR is part of the Ministry of Internal Affairs.
Public Security Police – called "Polícia Segurança Pública" (PSP) in Portuguese
Mandate: ensure public order and investigate non-organized and violent crime in urban areas.
The PSP is part of the Ministry of Internal Affairs.
Immigration and Border Agency – called "Serviço Estrangeiros e Fronteiras" (SEF) in Portuguese.
Mandate: responsible for border control and the prevention of illegal immigration. Part of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, the SEF is also responsible for issuing entry and residence permits, as well as matters relating to deportation and asylum.
Portuguese Maritime Police – called "Polícia Marítima" (PM) in Portuguese. Part of the Ministry of Defence, the PM is the national naval service which patrols all Portuguese harbours.
INTERPOL Lisbon
The INTERPOL National Central Bureau (NCB) for Portugal is part of the PJ's International Cooperation Unit. INTERPOL Lisbon liaises with domestic police services and judicial authorities for international requests requiring action. It also serves as a police platform for international investigations involving Portugal.
INTERPOL Lisbon is headed by a senior criminal police investigator who is assisted by three chief inspectors in charge of operational groups:
- Central Unit;
- Police Cooperation Unit;
- Judicial Cooperation Unit.
The NCB is staffed by 15 inspectors who are able to communicate in a wide range of languages. They are experts in many fields of international crime fighting, including:
- Criminal information analysis;
- Law and data protection;
- Firearm identification and tracing;
- Violent crime;
- Organized crime;
- Financial crime.
Una operación contra el tráfico de especies silvestres se salda con detenciones y decomisos a escala mundial
Más de 2 700 víctimas de la trata de personas fueron rescatadas durante una operación coordinada por INTERPOL
Yellow Notices 6
ERIKSON EMILIO GOMES Age today: 35 years old
Nationality: Portugal
EVARISTO Age today: 58 years old
Nationality: Portugal
- 26th INTERPOL General Assembly - 17-22 June 1957 - Lisbon
- 20th INTERPOL General Assembly - 11-15 June 1951 - Lisbon


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LANSING (CBS Detroit) - It would no doubt be controversial, but the idea of dissolving the fiscally struggling city of Detroit and absorbing it into Wayne County is being tossed around in Lansing.
WWJ Lansing Bureau Chief Tim Skubick reports other Republicans are talking about giving the city the option to vote itself into bankruptcy. And mid-Michigan Senator Rick Jones said all options should be considered — including dissolving the city.
"If we have to, that is one idea we have to look at. We really have to look at everything that is on the table," Jones said. "Again, if this goes to federal bankruptcy, every employee down there will suffer, the city will suffer and the vultures will come in and take the jewels of Detroit and they will be gone."
Local consultant Tom Watkins has proposed this in the past, but the idea has never played well among Detroiters.
In a live interview on WWJ Newsradio 950 Wednesday morning, Gov. Rick Snyder said he wouldn't count anything out.
"Detroit needs to solve their problems, but they need support and we've been very supportive partners, I believe, in terms of offering different ideas and thoughts. And I just encourage them to work harder about working better together," Snyder said.
Talking to Talk Radio 1270 host Charlie Langton, Detroit's ex-communications chief Karen Dumas said she would not support such a plan.
"No, I don't think that dissolution is the solution for the city of Detroit; I don't," said Dumas. "I think people … with every step we get more and more fearful … and maybe at some point that's going to make everybody wake up and realize that we need to stop playing politics and come up with a solution for progress. "I don't know at what point that's going to happen. "
Detroit Political Consultant Skip Mongo said the answer to Detroit's fiscal crisis will come with fresh faces in City Council chambers and the Mayor's office.
"We move forward and we start looking for new leadership, and we don't make the mistake that we made before — we certainty don't look around and outsource the mayor's office," Mongo said.
Mongo, who believes Detroit Mayor Dave Bing was a poor choice to begin, said Bing doesn't a chance if he opts to run for re-election.
"Anything short of a tidal wave and Mayor Bing getting out with his boots on, or doin' a [New Jersey Gov.] Chris Christie, no — he can't win," Mongo said. "I don't think Mayor Bing could beat me and I've never run for anything in my life. Honestly, no. He should leave."


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Sunday, March 6, 2011
Comic 869: You Can't Always Get What You Want
[Comic title: Server Attention Span; not reproducing the alt text because it's long and I'm lazy]
Randall is a man of simple desires. He wants to touch the hem of the Cheetos-stained garment of a genuine programmer. He wants to spend all day reading Wikipedia and Reddit. He wants someone to tell him that he is beautiful. He wants to slurp the delicious fluid secreted by Megan's delicate pink milk buttons all the live-long day. As simple desires, Randall expects that the universe will have no difficulty accommodating him.
But, as he is too often reminded, such as when Megan inexplicably starts running as he approaches with a cry of "MILK" on his lips, sometimes a man is desired even these desires so fundamental to his being that one might even call them "needs." And it is brought home to him too often for even his damaged mind to ignore: Megan, the object of his infinite desire, is too often the agent of his rejection as well. She denies him what he wants! She denies him what he needs! There is only one way to describe her treachery.
She is like a poorly designed server that misinterprets his requests and sends him to the wrong webpage!
Having finally built up the courage (or milk-lust) to shout these words at her (through the internet, of course--Randy no longer leaves his warren, not even on a milk quest), Randy entered a swoon, and on coming to, the clock flashed at him ominously. Only an hour left before he had to post a new comic!
But all he could think about was the amazing zinger he had hurled at Megan just now. That was pretty clever, wasn't it? He should write about how annoying it is when stupid Megan doesn't understand his milk requests and instead sends him to the main page of his despair. That would show her!
This took him about ten seconds. The rest of the hour was spent painstakingly drawing wiggly geometric shapes that were meant to be computers and smartphones.
122 comments:
- AnonymousMarch 6, 2011 at 10:54 PM
Robyn you cow, that is not it at all. AT ALL. Clearly, XKCD is just not for you.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 6, 2011 at 11:08 PM
note that "hi! i'm X!" is an old joke from quesitonable content, where X is randy, a bandicoot.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 6, 2011 at 11:24 PM
Had a rendez-vous with Janet quite near the Isle of Thanet. She looked more like a gannet, she wasn't half a prannet. Her mother tried to ban it-- her father helped me plan it! And when I captured Janet, she bruised her pomegranate.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 6, 2011 at 11:33 PM
ALL THESE DICKS ARE YOURS EXCEPT XKCD'S, ATTEMPT NO RANDINESS THEREReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 6, 2011 at 11:54 PM
Wow is the a record in speed? Well done Rob!ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 7, 2011 at 12:03 AM
Sure is great to read Randall fanfiction again, you creepo.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 7, 2011 at 12:27 AM
that is such a terrible computer drawing.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 7, 2011 at 1:37 AM
Oh look guys! The swarthy Ravenzomg and the racist Capn have written a relevant and worthwhile review of the comic on their mirror blog!ReplyDelete
Oh, those two! They are like the original Odd Couple, except on the internet and also Capn never says anything.
- darwiniacMarch 7, 2011 at 4:35 AM
I thought today's comic was kind of funny. Not particularly clever, but kind of funny. The question is, is Randall getting better, or is it the blind-squirrel effect? (N.B. he's not getting better).ReplyDelete
Why the hell is the smartphone bent like a banana?
I wouldn't worry about that.
- AnonymousMarch 7, 2011 at 6:48 AM
I'd probably appreciate this xkcd more if it was something I'd experienced, and as a heavy smartphone user I'd expect to have seen it once if it was that commonplace.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 7, 2011 at 9:47 AM
All you bastards should go do this instead of reading this piece of shit blog:ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 7, 2011 at 9:50 AM
No. Fuck you.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 7, 2011 at 9:59 AM
Panel five, box at the bottom: Two stick figures having bland sex?ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 7, 2011 at 11:22 AM
The comic itself is actually kind of funny, but my god the art is awful. Why is the phone bent like that? Why is the computer drawn so crudely, and what's with the perspective in the last panel? o.OReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 7, 2011 at 12:52 PM
I'm developing a new system for reading Rob's reviews. There are three things I'm looking for:ReplyDelete
#1 Megan references in comics not featuring women
#2 Pure speculation about Randall's behaviour
#3 References to how sycophanctic the cuddlefish are
If there are 2 of these 3 in a review, then Rob is phoning it in. And he's phoned in just about every article on this site for a few weeks, hitting point #2 pretty consistently.
Really, it feels like this blog is just retreading the same ground over and over again. Wasn't there a time when Rob wrote about the content of the comics, instead of what basically amounts to fanfiction? Come on Rob, these days you're worse than Randy.
- AnonymousMarch 7, 2011 at 12:59 PM
[Comic title: Server Attention Span; not reproducing the alt text because it's long and I'm lazy]ReplyDelete
Do you not understand how View Source works?
do you not understand how Being Lazy works?ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 7, 2011 at 1:18 PM
I hate sycophancts.ReplyDelete
I say stuff.
- AnonymousMarch 7, 2011 at 3:05 PM
And you don't complain about being called racist.ReplyDelete
- RochambeauMarch 7, 2011 at 3:14 PM
Xkcdsucks was going a bit down the hill, but then there was the lactation comic, and all the milk jokes really add something new to the old classic Megan joke.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 7, 2011 at 3:25 PM
I really feel that the former high class criticism om this site is a thing of the past. This strip was actually quite funny, and doing the megan routine with it just feels far-fetched and tired. Shape up!ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 7, 2011 at 4:29 PM
I'm getting bored of the over-done Megan routine. This site needs a new running gag.ReplyDelete
It's days like these that I miss xkcdexplainedReplyDelete
cuddlefish really never learnReplyDelete
- MichaelMarch 7, 2011 at 4:49 PM
@Ray: the perspective in the last panel is fine. I assume you've looked at rack-mounts (other than Megan's) before?ReplyDelete
- Technician FryMarch 7, 2011 at 9:39 PM
Rob, I want more analysis in these reviews!ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 7, 2011 at 9:41 PM
You're a loser, Rob.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 7, 2011 at 9:43 PM
You're a loser, Rob; I want more analysis in these reviews! I'm getting bored of the over-done Megan routine. This site needs a new running gag. Rob, you're phoning it in.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 7, 2011 at 9:57 PM
You're a loser, Rob; I want more analysis in these reviews! I'm getting bored of the over-done Megan routine. This site needs a new running gag. Rob, you're phoning it in. Why don't you even when that over this is so away?ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 7, 2011 at 10:45 PM
You're a review, Megan; I want more losers in these gags! I'm getting site of the over-done Rob routine. This analysis needs a new running Rob. Bored, you're phoning it in.ReplyDelete
i love every one of youReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 12:12 AM
even Carl?ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 12:26 AM
Read this review without the lineReplyDelete
"She is like a poorly designed server that misinterprets his requests and sends him to the wrong webpage!"
and replace
"The rest of the hour was spent painstakingly drawing wiggly geometric shapes that were meant to be computers and smartphones."
"The rest of the hour was spent painstakingly [???]"
It's clear that this review is utterly generic except for these two bits, and was posted quickly because he only needed to fill in two sentences.
Not that the comic is funny.
actually, the review was written for the comic. the theme of "you can't always get what you want" is not generic--it wouldn't work well for most of the past several comics, for instance. and there are other references to the comic in the main text.ReplyDelete
I'm saying this not because I'm opposed to writing generic reviews--T_A's review of the last comic was, in fact, written mostly before the comic itself came out, and it was pretty well-received--or because the review actually has anything to do with the comic, but because there's a good deal of "subtlety" (and I use the term loosely) that you're missing here.
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 1:20 AM
I AM ROB AND I AM THE MOTHERFUCKING KING OF SUBTLETYReplyDelete
damn straightReplyDelete
subtlety is my middle name, and also my first and last in case they didn't get the point.
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 5:04 AM
I seriously hope Carl takes this site back soon.ReplyDelete
Rob, you're a fucking failure.
And you're far worse than Randall Munroe.
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 6:02 AM
BUT IF YOU TRY SOMETIMES, WELL, YOU JUST MIGHT FIND -- YOU GET WHAT YOU NEEDReplyDelete
There are some places out there that require you to post under your real name online. I heard it might happen in America.ReplyDelete
That would sure suck for all the cold, immovable anons who are really just scared teenage boys in their pajamas. This site would probably lose three fourths of its posts.
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 7:10 AM
Captain Cameron said:ReplyDelete
"....immovable anons who are really just scared teenage boys in their pajamas....."
Some of them are scared, and angsty, teenage girls in their sexy babydolls.
Crap. There goes my secret identity.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 10:19 AM
If you would just explain why you think each strip sucks, based on the strip itself, instead of launching into your really unfunny, now uninspired, Randy-Megan spiels, this blog would be so much better.ReplyDelete
You've become what you dislike about Randy. A repetitive unimaginative drone.
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 10:29 AM
god this blog sucks nowReplyDelete
when rob started doing this stupid storytelling garbage I thought it was unfunny but I assumed it would only be for one or two comics
now every single post is this shit
the megan fantasies are just as creepy if not more than the actual shit that they're meant to make fun of. it offers no sort of actual criticism, which would be okay if the insulting caricature it presented was at least amusing
the only people who like this shit are the people who've been reading and commenting on this blog so long that it's actually become part of their identity, that they belong to some kind of xkcdsucks "community" on the internet
(I suppose I should give some sort of a loyalty pledge so you dont think I'm some cloaca-hurt sperger xkcd fan - I hate XKCD, its poorly drawn, nerdbaiting, and frequently creepy. It's only as popular at is because people who are borderline autistic love to tug their dongs to the notion that recognizing references to pop-sci and sci-fi signifies belonging to a special club of highly intelligent people.)
Well I wish your face had a not tons of acne on it. If it did have a not tons of acne, YOU would be so much better.
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 11:04 AM
Keep commenting or I'll die! I only came into existence because of the hatred in this blog -- your hatred, be it of Randall or Rob, fuels me!!ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 11:12 AM
Dearest BootyReplyDelete
You are an unlettered and possibly innumerate dandy.
If English is not your mother tongue, I would normally apologise but, in your case, I will make an exception.
anonymous at 10:29 said:
'....cloaca-hurt sperger...."
A truly inspired derogation! I salute you.
@ dogbreathcanada
Why do you feel that this site has an obligation to entertain you? Is it because you come from Canada where all you frozen socialist cunts live in a land of entitlement? Where the Internet, and the world, exists to provide you with what ever you fancy?
Dogcockcanada more like
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 11:54 AM
Fail troll is failReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 12:03 PM
Flail troll is fayReplyDelete
- Charles Chortleton III esq.March 8, 2011 at 12:11 PM
I do say, a play on words? I allowed myself a hearty chortle upon reading. Jolly good show!ReplyDelete
Captcha: apparde. Baby, it's apparde as long as you're there.
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 12:36 PM
Captcha: phamilarReplyDelete
Then lost myself in a phamila song
I closed my eyes, and I slipped away....
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 12:44 PM
so which is it? phamilar or phamila?ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 12:49 PM
I don't know.ReplyDelete
Tom Scholz won't return my calls to confirm.
Perhaps Mr. Delp* can help.ReplyDelete
Anybody have some séance paraphernalia handy?
*or Derp, as he's known in Asia
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 1:43 PM
For the next comic, how about you just fucking review it Rob.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 1:46 PM
Captain CameronReplyDelete
As an Asian, I can attest to our ability to use articulatory phonetics to pronounce the palatal lateral approximant - "L" sound - found in the word "Delp". We're fucked with 'Derp' though on account of our cunting rhotacism.
After all, it's 'Flied Lice' right?
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 2:00 PM
Make that 'alveolar lateral approximant' instead.
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 2:11 PM
wrong kind of asian idiotReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 2:12 PM
For the next comic, how about you just fucking make it Rob.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 2:15 PM
The what kind of asian idiot did you have in mind, idiot?ReplyDelete
Wow, diamond shaped diagrams work for everything! I think this one summarizes the current xkcdsucks argument very wellReplyDelete
(Or if you don't want to copy/paste a url, just click my name to see it.
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 2:22 PM
@ anonymous at 2:11 PMReplyDelete
I know.
I lefuse to lecite pop-culture lefelences.
I am, by the way, A fucking moronically imbecilic idiot - get it right.
@ Jon Levi.
If I click your name will I catch obesity? You are a Yankee, right?
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 2:24 PM
Oh. My. GOD. An entire SITE devoted to hating on XKCD? What's wrong with you people???? DOn't you have anytinhg better to do with your time!!!!ReplyDelete
you say "an entire site" as if that's an accomplishment or somethingReplyDelete
there's a fuckton of sites on the internet dude
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 2:28 PM
I don't know about you, Anonymous at 2:24 PM, but I'm paid well to be here.ReplyDelete
And that is 'fucktonne' for speakers of real English by the way Rob.
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 2:32 PM
I like how he seems to think whatever he does with his time is objectively better than what we do (not that this is all we do, anyway).ReplyDelete
If you're enjoying yourself, why does one activity have any more value than another?
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 2:39 PM
Anonymous at 2:32 said:ReplyDelete
".....If you're enjoying yourself, why does one activity have any more value than another?....."
Joseph Mengele enjoying himself in 'activities' is equivalent in value to Mother Theresa enjoying herself in 'activities'?
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 2:42 PM
So....you ENJOY being pricks for no good reason????ReplyDelete
I GUESS as long as your honest here! :D
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 2:53 PM
I am very dishonest.ReplyDelete
I prevaricate ALL the time.
- Jon LeviMarch 8, 2011 at 3:01 PM
@ ALT-FReplyDelete
No... and why would that happen if you clicked my name? Unless obesity is a symptom of a rickroll, which my link is not, by the way. Just a nice friendly chart. :-)
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 3:15 PM
A Modest Proposal for Preventing Poor Rob in the Revolted Colonies From Being a Burden to His Fanboys or Country, and for Making Him Beneficial to the Internet.ReplyDelete
He should aggrandise his Lilliputian wit.
He should diminish his Brobdingnagian ego.
But I must admit, he's hung like a Houyhnhnm!
Vires Acquirit Eundo - that's Rob's protuberance for ya!
Jon Levi?
I have to go ask my parents what a 'rickroll' is. I'll get back to you.
This thread needs more discussions centered around moral relativism and why I'm a racist.ReplyDelete
Captch: penin, my new plural for penis
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 3:27 PM
Oh Capn. My Capn.ReplyDelete
You're a racist?
Say it ain't so Capn. Say it ain't so.
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 3:31 PM
Levi! Cuddlefish are people who like xkcd you plebReplyDelete
@3:31! Cuddlefish are anonymous posters you plebReplyDelete
Get a name, fag!
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 4:02 PM
Get a name, fag?ReplyDelete
How is this aspersing Capn? Carcinomic possibly, but a derogation? Hardly.
Captcha: batskild How delightfully not malapropos. I'm a bat, I'm skilled and I am 'killed' off now until next Saturday.
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 4:46 PM
Actually one of my friends raised a good point: if you're using a high-end Android-type phone (and let's not kid ourselves, that's what Randall has) it's not that hard to find a browser that makes the server think you're on a desktop. So while this might be a legitimate problem shouldn't Randall's position be to say people who complain about it are idiots for not being as tech-savvy as him?ReplyDelete
Capn approves of XKCD because it contains no black or gay people.ReplyDelete
Full name of Capn, and picture: http://www.marvelfamily.com/Images/WhosWho/CaptainNazi.gif
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 9:02 PM
Thankyou, Aquarians Love To Fuck, for once again helping anons look good.ReplyDelete
- CarterMarch 8, 2011 at 9:32 PM
The new comic, to save you from having to venture through the wastelands of the forum, is set off by AdBlocker. Now, a normal person might wonder why someone whose only source of income is doing a shitty, shitty webcomic would make it harder for people to view his pathetic attempts at drawing a smartphone. Not the forumites though. No. They think like this:ReplyDelete
"It set off mine as well. I assume that it was done on purpose, but if it wasn't then it's one incredible coincidence. Or is that irony?" - One of Randall's Sock Puppets.
Of course. Why wouldn't it be? Randall, in his infinite sense of irony, makes a webcomic that one can infer from the title, is about Advertising, and he gets it blocked as an advertisement. Oh this is just so funny that I haven't even seen the webcomic yet and already I am rolling on the floor in laughter while masturbating to the thought of Randall sucking milk from a stick figure's tits. But wait, after finally figuring out the amusing source of my inability to load the page and turning off my AdBlocker, at last I get to see the comic. The fruits of my labor are rewarded with a graph comic. Truly these are happy days.
yeah, it's an incredible coincidence that Randall called a comic about advertising "advertising," a word which is blocked by most ad filters, because it usually indicates the presence of advertisingReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 9:38 PM
At first, when I saw no comic, but the title "Advertising" I thought Randy had hidden some advertising scheme in the source and quickly checked it, only to be let down. :(ReplyDelete
Now I have to settle with a shitty graph comic.
- AlsworthMarch 8, 2011 at 10:09 PM
Best thing that can be said about the latest comic: it doesn't only have text.ReplyDelete
I hate you all.ReplyDelete
randy is really fond of taking something that annoys him, changing its wording slightly so that it sounds infinitely dumber, and then making fun of that changed wording.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 10:57 PM
The third panel isn't even always true unless you can't budget beyond tomorrow. If it's something like toilet paper that you're always going to need more of, then spending more in a single purchase in order to buy in bulk equates to a larger long-term saving over not getting the bulk discount by only making the purchases in smaller quantities in each instance (unless there's a prish crash in the meantime, but consumer good prices have a tendency to trend up over time anyway). It's not that complicated, but I guess he makes such a roaring trade in t-shirt sales that he doesn't have to think very carefully about budgeting.ReplyDelete
yes, none of his complaints are actually very sound. panel 1 is complaining about a thing that doesn't ever happen. panel 2 is a false assertion that nobody will ever pay money to advertise a free service--or at least, it assumes that the only expected value possible is monetary. people will pay money to advertise things which are free only if they expect to derive some value out of the advertising, but that value need not be financial.ReplyDelete
I guess randy finds this annoying for some reason? maybe he feels that it's dishonest for someone to be like 'free benefit concert tonight!' and then ask for donations or try to sell merchandise at that free concert.
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 11:21 PM
"Prish crash" has to be the most bizarre typo (technically more of a brain spasm) I've ever made.ReplyDelete
I have seen bargain tables labelled as "up to $X and over" in an effort to entice customers in that direction, but never as a percentage discount. It wouldn't even make sense as a percentage discount, as in such cases you would want to advertise with the biggest number you can. Bigger discounts look better for some reason!
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 11:29 PM
Well, I for one am sure glad that Randy pointed out that hard to identify "negative slope"--I almost missed it!ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 11:52 PM
"yes, none of his complaints are actually very sound. panel 1 is complaining about a thing that doesn't ever happen. panel 2 is a false assertion that nobody will ever pay money to advertise a free service--or at least, it assumes that the only expected value possible is monetary. people will pay money to advertise things which are free only if they expect to derive some value out of the advertising, but that value need not be financial."ReplyDelete
You see, that is an amusing critique of Randall's last comic. Though when it comes to time to actually blog the critique, you'll launch into some sort of Megan tirade.
well yeah.ReplyDelete
- Chiggy ChuggaMarch 9, 2011 at 12:20 AM
i'm sorry to report that panel 1 does happen. maybe you live in a more enlightened part of the u.s.? where i am i constantly see "up to 10% or more" signs.ReplyDelete
it bugs the hell out of me. not the other two though. actually the 3rd makes zero sense, as someone pointed out re toilet paper.
Why is A-LTF back? The comments threads have been stuffed with her/him pretending to be a girl being annoying and casually racist, all the while pointing out conspiciously that they're an asian female.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 9, 2011 at 4:18 AM
Isn't Randy a huge lover of FOSS? I'm pretty sure Firefox have paid to advertise their browser and I've never given them a cent for it. That alt-text... I can't really even put into words how annoyingly stupid it isReplyDelete
I have seen the first one done, so it actually got a smirk out of me in a GOOMH way. The rest weren't funny or accurate.ReplyDelete
Captcha: idiftr. I did it for the rofls!
- Sam PatchMarch 9, 2011 at 8:17 AM
This entire blog is textbook ad hominem.ReplyDelete
Sam thinks he is clever for noticing that.ReplyDelete
Ha. That shut you up, Sam.ReplyDelete
It was so effective that he changed his name to 'Ching'.ReplyDelete
I'm not the same person, and I wasn't being sarcastic. I think you zinged him pretty good.ReplyDelete
Just pretend then. It will make me look better.ReplyDelete
You're a kitty!ReplyDelete
Come any closer Randall and I will stab your eardrum with my tiny, barbed kitten penis.ReplyDelete
I can tolerate that as long as you let me drink your milk. Boy kitty nipples make milk too, right?ReplyDelete
No, Randall, no they don't. They make pain.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 9, 2011 at 11:47 AM
That graph is arranged all wrong and counter-intuitively. I thought this was his forte?ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 9, 2011 at 12:09 PM
Gosh dang it to heck Randall, that was one lame not-even-a-graph-comic.ReplyDelete
- CroakerMarch 9, 2011 at 12:56 PM
@XKCD 870:ReplyDelete
If you integrate the amount you spend over all possible amounts you could save, you find that the average amount you spend is equal to half the total amount you could save. What does this mean? Money, Math, Science, Graphs! Its XKCD!
Reboot does a Redux countdown: 26ReplyDelete
Aww, sam patch is using a phrase he doesn't understandReplyDelete
hint: this blog is not instituting an ad hominem fallacy anywhere. Jesus lord protector of all that is good and holy, save me from stupid people who don't understand what an ad hominem is (hint: this sentence iss not an ad hominem either, you stupid cuntfaggot)
Sorry, Ves, but I'd rather listen to a professional's opinion.ReplyDelete
No shit sherlock? Rob's reviews are not saying "Randall is a man-baby obsessed with lactation, therefore his comic sucks". Rob's reviews are saying "Randall is a man-baby obsessed with lactation". Commentors who actually critique randall's comic do not say "this comic sucks because randall is a man-baby obsessed with lactation", they say things like "this comic sucks because Randall's art does a terrible job of providing context" (as an example).ReplyDelete
TL;DR, you just provided a link that promptly fisted you in the asshole with a table lamp. Nicely done.
- AnonymousMarch 9, 2011 at 1:41 PM
Come one Ves, you have to admit that Wikipedia is a professional. I mean, just look at that snazzy logo it's got going on!ReplyDelete
If Wikipedia is professional enough for Randall Monroe, then it's professional enough for all of his arm chair intellectual sycophant fans.ReplyDelete
And that's good enough for me.
- AnonymousMarch 9, 2011 at 2:27 PM
I love you guys.ReplyDelete
- AnonymousMarch 9, 2011 at 2:34 PM
My only problem with this comic: I cannot withdraw pi% of my deposits from the bank, Randall. Do you actually use money, or are you one of those "young" and "hip" perpetual plastic-users?ReplyDelete
Money is irrelevant. In the future everything will be paid for with cheese machines.ReplyDelete
- A Roman CandleMarch 9, 2011 at 6:02 PM
And then, truly, the cheese makers will be blessed.ReplyDelete


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Banjo Brothers Minnehaha Canvas Saddle Bag (Small) - 2018
Not only does Banjo Brothers' Minnehaha Canvas Saddle Bag give you extra carrying capacity, it classes up any ride. It uses leather straps to securely attach to your saddle at three different points to reduce sway and the front is tapered for leg clearance. With plenty of room for a tool kit, lunch, rain jacket, etc., you'll never be without your gear. The shaped interior supports your gear without sagging and you've got leather reinforcements in all high-wear areas, too. Clever details include a leather tab for lashing extra gear or attaching a blinkie, detachable reflective tabs, an interior pocket and a key clip.
Capacity: 250 cubic inches
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I picked up this bag a few years back for a classic look on my commuter bike. I didn't read the size closely so I was shocked when it showed up and was a huge saddle bag by regular standard bags. In addition to my tool kit I can pack my lunch, wallet, keys and phone. The only downside is the lack of a zipper - when the bag is not packed full I worry something might slip out.


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12:00 am
Austin City Limits "Bon Iver" The Grammy-winning group performs material from its self-titled second album.G
1:00 am
Nature "What Plants Talk About" Hard-core science is integrated with a light-hearted look at how plants behave. From the heights of the Great Basin Desert to the lush coastal rainforests on the west coast of Canada, J.C. Cahill leads a journey into the "secret world of plants," revealing that they eavesdrop on each other, talk to their allies, call in insect mercenaries and nurture their young. This is a world where plants are a lot less passive and more intelligent than generally believed.G
2:00 am
Eat, Fast and Live Longer with Michael Mosley With cameras in tow, the British journalist and physician starts his health-science travels across the U.S. by meeting researchers whose work enables him to test a new science-based dietary program that is easy for him to incorporate into normal life. His goal: to live longer, stay younger and lose weight.G
3:00 am
MI-5 "The Russian" Adam is in denial, unable to grieve for Fiona, and in turn, unable to work on the case of the son of a dead Soviet spy, who is out to prove his love of capitalism at England's expense. Adam fights his way back into action.G
4:00 am
Garrow's Law Garrow is confronted with an impossible choice: to expose British colonial brutality in open court or to reunite Lady Sarah with her son. The dangerously ill Southouse intervenes and Garrow is forced to decide between love or honor.G
5:00 am
Garrow's Law A vicious riot erupts after polling has closed in the Westminster constituency. As the crowd parts, an old man lies on the ground, brutally clubbed to death. Garrow, alone and grieving, gets pulled into a complex web of conspiracy and cover-up, of political double-dealing and the abuse of power.G
6:00 am
Mister Rogers' Neighborhood "Ella Jenkins & Hand Rhythm Games" A Neighborhood friend, Ella Jenkins, teaches Mister Rogers a rhythmic clapping game. Neighbors in Make-Believe are finding more and more ways to be part of the Bass Violin Festival. D
6:30 am
Curious George "Surprise Quints/Muddy Monkey" George keeps Mr. Quint busy while everyone prepares for his party. George refuses to take a bath.G
7:00 am
Wild Kratts "Kerhonk" When Martin's and Chris' Creature Power Suits unexpectedly get jammed in Proboscis monkey mode and the top monkey of the troop is injured protecting a youngster from a crocodile, the Kratt brothers find themselves stepping into the injured monkey's role. While Aviva nurses the monkey back to health, Chris and Martin must keep the troop together and soon discover the important communication function of the proboscis monkeys strangest feature - his huge, droopy, bulbous nose! They uncover some of the different methods animals utilize to communicate important information to each other. D
7:30 am
Peep and the Big Wide World/Pocoyo "Quack and the Very Big Rock/Shadow Play/Pocoyo - My Pato!" Quack is utterly flummoxed when a big rock plants itself in a very inconsiderate spot. Peep, Quack, and Chirp discover their shadows-then use them to teach Tom (that trouble-making cat!) a lesson. Then, Pato and Elly are arguing over their blocks when Caterpillar and Baby Bird walk past with presents for Pato. D
8:00 am
Cat in the Hat Knows A Lot About That! "Pick Your Friends/ Finola's Farm" Pick Your Friends - It's Valentine's Day and Nick and Sally disagree hotly on how to decorate the card they're making for the Cat. Does this mean they aren't really best friends? The Cat takes them to meet Sheldon, a tortoise who knows all about friendship. They learn that Sheldon's best friend is completely different from him and that being best friends doesn't mean you always have to agree. D
8:30 am
Angelina Ballerina: The Next Steps "Angelina and the Dance-Athon/Angelina and the Art Show" Angelina and the Dance-a-thon - Angelina and her friends organize a marathon for the Chipping Cheddar Earth Club as part of their "Camembert Cares" school project. After Gracie accidentally recycles the pledge sheet, Angelina uses her ingenuity to save the day! Angelina and the Art Show - Vici is trying to paint a picture of Angelina and Gracie for Camembert's Art Show, but they just can't stay still long enough for her to finish the painting. Vici can't complete the project with moving models! In the end, Vici uses her imagination to turn her "ruined" project into something even better. D
9:00 am
Bob the Builder "The Big Dino Dig Special (Pt. 2)" Rubble and the Seagull Surprise - Bob and the team are building a flying ride at the park. Rubble has been called in to help, although big and strong, he's not very fast. Rubble worries that Bob won't think he's fast enough to be part of the team, and wants to prove he can be! As Rubble zooms over uneven ground, the designs for the flying ride fall out of his cab. D
9:30 am
Thomas & Friends "Chuffing with Pride" Race to the Rescue - Flynn is the Sodor Island Fire Engine and Victor is working on Flynn's wheels so that he can roll on the road as well as on tracks. He sets out on the road, wobbling. Rocky tells Flynn that Sir Topham Hatt's shed is on fire. D
10:00 am
Wishbone "A Tail In Twain (Pt. 1)" This live-action program follows the exploits of Wishbone the dog and his human friends, Joe, David and Samantha through their adventures in their hometown of Oakdale. Wishbone's everyday experiences trigger his imagination and he finds himself in scenes from classic works of literature. In this episode, Joe, Samantha and David are looking for adventure, and find it when they spy a strange man digging around the "No Name Grave. D
10:30 am
Idaho Reports 2013 Host Greg Hahn, with a panel of news professionals, plus political analysts, examines the week's events at the Idaho Legislature.G
11:30 am
Consuelo Mack WealthTrack "Affording Your Retirement" Guest: Harold Evensky, President, Evensky & Katz Wealth Management. This week's Consuelo Mack WealthTrack explores ways to afford your retirement. Award-winning financial planner Harold Evensky explains his strategies to protect your lifestyle, nest egg, and portfolio through your golden years. D
12:00 pm
To The Contrary with Bonnie Erbe Breaking the "Brass Ceiling": Taking a look at the increasing number of women in national security. Princeton Letter: Susan Patton's letter to the editor of The Princetonian, which encouraged women to find husbands while they are in college, caused uproar this week. Leading to the significant question, should women marry young? Behind the Headlines: Going Solo: A new book which takes a look at the highest amount of Americans ever living alone and apparently, they're thriving. D
12:30 pm
McLaughlin Group NULL
1:00 pm
Painting and Travel with Roger & Sarah Bansemer "Mississippi River" Follow the Mississippi River from Memphis, Tennessee to Natchez Mississippi where Roger paints a view of the winding river from high on a bluff. Sarah takes a look at a famous Blues street, explores the Vicksburg National Military Park, and tastes barbecue in Natchez. D
1:30 pm
Sew It All "Ready-Made Revamp, Sue Hausmann" Embellish ready-made clothing to create a new wardrobe. D
2:00 pm
Fons & Porter's Love of Quilting "Fluttering By" Marianne and Mary show how to construct a memory star block and how to use diagonal seams to make flying gees units. They will also demonstrate how to make dinnerware to match a table runner. D
2:30 pm
Hometime "Creekside Home Framing" The new home's walls are pre-built at a factory, trucked out to the site sequentially and quickly set in place with a crane. D
3:00 pm
Woodsmith Shop "Mobile Shop Cart" A large work surface, heavy-duty construction, and plenty of storage make this a must-have project for any shop. The Woodsmith editors show you how to build this multi-purpose shop cart with easy-to-find, inexpensive materials.G
3:30 pm
This Old House "Essex 2012/13, A Home for Mom & Dad" After a little antiquing at The White Elephant, Norm and Kevin help Tom install interior screens and a Dutch door. Electrician Allen Gallant shows off the exterior lighting and generator, and homeowners John and Julie Corcoran give a grand tour of the beautifully decorated "English cottage" with interior designer Keith Musinski. D
4:00 pm
Ask This Old House "Transforming Stock Shelving/Installing A New Washing Machine Valve" General contractor Tom Silva kicks off the 11th season of ASK THIS OLD HOUSE by helping a couple transform stock shelving into a custom built-in. Then, plumbing and heating expert Richard Trethewey installs a new washing machine valve that will prevent flooding. D
4:30 pm
P. Allen Smith's Garden Home "Teaching Children" Allen participates in a Student Career Days activity in Atlanta, Georgia. He visits a garden with a dinosaur theme and a ship that's a replica of Christopher Columbus' Nina.G
5:00 pm
Moyers & Company "Mlk's Dream of Economic Justice" Martin Luther King, Jr., who died 45 years ago this month, had long known that racial equality was inextricably linked to economic equity -- fairness for all, including working people and the poor. In the last year of his life, as he moved toward Memphis and assassination, Dr. King announced the Poor People's Campaign to demand an "Economic Bill of Rights" for all Americans, regardless of color. D
6:00 pm
Divine Women "When God Was A Girl" Historian Bettany Hughes visits the world's oldest religious site to find evidence that women were part of the very birth of organized religion, and reveals why our ancestors thought of the divine as female. Hughes travels to remote places in the Near East to encounter fearsome goddesses, and continues to modern India, where the goddess is still a powerful force for thousands of Hindus. Part 1 of 3G
7:00 pm
Outdoor Idaho "Canyonlands Calling" Cameras roam desert expanses, narrow canyons, mountains and rock formations of the southwest corner of Idaho. Participants reveal how eight years of collaborative effort among many interests can culminate in the federal Owyhee Initiative that includes many uses, including designated wilderness.G
7:30 pm
Oregon Field Guide "Dory Builder, The Tuesday Crew, Willamette Greenway" The show features one of the last commercial dory builders, who keeps up a century-old tradition by making the handcrafted boats.G
8:00 pm
Call The Midwife "S2 E2" The Nonnatus community is rocked when the Kelly family's newborn son dies in unexplained circumstances. Cynthia, who had attended the birth, comes under intense scrutiny from the police and the pregnant women of Poplar. Despite reassurances from her friends and colleagues, Cynthia questions her own abilities and the strain takes its toll on her work and health.G
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Defiant Requiem: Voices of Resistance Despite horrific living conditions, starvation and the threat of deportation to Auschwitz, the Jewish inmates of Terezin concentration camp fight back with art and music. Led by conductor Raphael Schachter, they re-imagine a Catholic liturgical work, Verdi's Requiem, as a condemnation of the Nazis in Latin. Six decades later, conductor Murry Sidlin and a new choir take the Requiem back to Terezin.G


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The McPherson boys 4x100 meter relay team had the performance of the afternoon in Class 4A, highlighting the first full day of the State Track and Field Championships Friday.
The McPherson boys 4x100 meter relay team had the performance of the afternoon in Class 4A, highlighting the first full day of the State Track and Field Championships Friday.
The Bullpup foursome of Chris Stoppel, Collin Harvey, Austin O'Bannon and Kyler Kinnamon finished in a pace-setting 43.17 in the second Class 4A heat, with the race coming down to the wire with Kansas City Piper's team. Kinnamon used a last-second burst of speed to pull ahead just far enough to win by five hundredths of a second.
The Bullpups will be the top seed in this afternoon's final, which runs at approximately 3:30 p.m. at Wichita State University's Cessna Stadium.
The Smoky Valley girls also will be well represented in today's finals, as junior Taylor Tiani and freshman Ashley Finney qualified in the 400 dash and the 300 hurdles, respectively.
Tiani made the finals after finishing seventh in the preliminaries with a time of 1:00.21. Finney was fifth in her prelims with a time of 47.95 seconds.
McPherson High senior Meredith Hess missed the final cut-off in the 200 dash by a tenth of a tenth of a second, coming in ninth with a time of 27.24.
McPherson thrower Ivanna Moyer had a top-10 finish in the discus, coming in 10th with a throw of 104 feet, 11 inches.
More athletes will be competing today for both the Bullpups and the Vikings. McPherson's Chris Stoppel will participate in the 100 dash preliminaries at 9:15 a.m., while teammate Christina Wankum will run in the 1,600-meter at 1:44 p.m. The Smoky Valley 4x800 relay team of Emily Deterding, Sophia Peterson, Allison Rose and Telea Peterson will go at 11:05 a.m.
In field events, a trio of Bullpups compete today, starting with sophomore Bri Cooks in the shot put at 9:45 a.m. Alissa Becker will participate in the javelin throw at 1:15 p.m., the same time Keshawn Sewell seeks a triple jump gold medal.
A full listing of events featuring local athletes can be found in the scoreboard.
After the first day of competition, Paola was sitting in first in the girls team competition with 23 points. Tonganoxie was second with 16.
For the boys, Ottawa had a commanding lead over LaCynge-Prairie View, 38-18. Baldwin was third with 16 points.
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300 hurdles — 14. Weiss, Smoky Valley 42.17. 4x100 — 1. McPherson (Stoppel, Harvey, O'Bannon, Kinnamon) 43.17 (Q).
Girls Results
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200 — 9. Hess, McPherson 27.24. 400 — 7. Tiani, Smoky Valley 1:00.21 (Q); 11. Deterding, Smoky Valley 1:02.22. 3,200 — 9. Wankum, McPherson 12:07.79. 300 hurdles — 5. Finney, Smoky Valley 47.95 (Q). High jump — 15. Pedersen, McPherson J4-10. Triple jump — 15. Scheidegger, McPherson 32-9 1/2. Discus — 10. Moyer, McPherson 104-11.


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I just got back from attending the Fantasia Film Festival in Montreal. Fantasia is an amazing festival devoted, as the name might suggest, to fantastic Asian films. Naturally, Ultraman has been a mainstay of Fantasia since its inception in 1996. In fact, this year marks Ultraman's tenth anniversary with the festival. I was there with Takeshi Yagi, producer of our new series Ultraman Max. Yagi has been a friend of mine since I started at the company, so it was great to have him there.
From the point of view of my work as a Buddhist dude, attending the festival was a great reminder of an important aspect of real Buddhist teaching. And that is what I like to call the "Fuck You" aspect. Let me try and explain.
Most of the directors and producers whose films are exhibited at Fantasia are outside the mainstream. These guys are not backed by major studios with huge promotion budgets. Many of them made their movies using their own savings to finance them, calling in favors from friends to get them done. These are people with real passion for what they do. They're the type of people who aren't put off when everyone -- literally everyone -- tells them they cannot possibly make a movie. Their attitude is pure "Fuck You." They're saying to the world, "You said this couldn't be done? Well here is is. Fuck you."
As a student of Buddhism, you also need to have the Fuck You attitude. You can't be concerned about how stupid you look sitting there staring at your bedroom wall. You can't worry about whether the rest of the world says the practice is just a waste of time.
And, like those indie film makers, you can't just talk and dream about Zen. You've got to actually do it. An indie film maker doesn't wait until he's got a bazillion dollars, an A-list cast and product placements from Nike & Coca Cola before he starts shooting. He just goes out there and gets it done. Far too many would-be Zen practitioners are waiting for some perfect moment to begin practice. Maybe they're hoping the meet the Zen Master of their dreams, or they're waiting for a chance to attend some hot shit retreat way off in the mountains, or they're saving up for plane fare to Nepal. Anything to put off actually getting down to business. The only ones who ever get it, though, are the ones who just say "fuck you" and get on with it.


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YREKA –A Yreka man was arrested Sunday on a charge of probation violation after officials reportedly recovered multiple stolen items from his North Main Street home and he was positively identified by witnesses in two separate burglary cases, said Yreka Police Department (YPD) Detective Ray Boutin.
John Vincent Evans Jr., 26, was booked in the Siskiyou County Jail without bail, and Boutin said he anticipates Evans will face charges in connection to five burglary cases dating back to Dec. 18, 2012.
On Dec. 31, 2012, a citizen reported to the YPD that Evans had broken into his garage on Terrace Drive and fled when the resident tried to catch him. When YPD arrived at the scene, they allegedly found a backpack containing burglary tools near the victim's home. The victim positively identified Evans in a photo lineup.
When YPD searched Evans' residence, they reportedly recovered multiple items that had been reported stolen over the past few weeks, such as a baby stroller, wheels, tires, camouflage hunting clothing, a backpack loaded with logging equipment, a road sign and the frame of a bicycle with a value of $650. The frame was found shoved down the property's well. In addition, Boutin said YPD recovered methamphetamine paraphernalia.
On Monday, YPD accompanied Yreka Department of Public Works employees at the well where the bicycle frame had been found, and they pumped the well in an attempt to find other property that has been reported stolen. However, no other items were recovered.
Boutin pointed out that there were several burn piles on Evans' property, and he said he suspects Evans may have burned some of the alleged stolen items.
While Boutin said the cases against Evans are still under investigation, he anticipates that charges of residential burglary, possession of stolen property, possession of burglary tools, felony vandalism and possession of drug paraphernalia will be brought against Evans.


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Boonville's Aquatic Center to open May 25
Boonville Parks Director Gary Nauman answered a few questions regarding the up-and-coming opening of the Boonville Aquatic Center on May 25. Nauman is expecting a better turnout this year.
When is the Aquatic Center going to open?
Saturday, May 25th at 1:00 p.m.
What are you planning for as far as attendance this year?
We were pleasantly surprise at the end of last season to have exceeded 2011's numbers at 27,175. Our hopes are to have an even higher attendance in 2013.
How have the last two years gone? Better than expected?
The first two years have been great. The first season was a huge learning curve which leveled out in 2012. The attendance numbers for the first two years exceeded our expectations. One of the biggest surprises was where people came from to use the Aquatic Center. We have had folks from Marshall, Sedalia, Columbia, California, Glasgow and Otterville to name a few. We are very pleased with the facility. It is well constructed and we have had few problems.
Are there any changes you are implementing for this season?
Not many. There will be a slight increase in admission prices. Day pass rates have increased by 25 cents and the season passes have increased by $15. We conducted an informal poll on our Facebook page in January and may start having "adult only" swims one night a week. If we do that, we would admit adults over 16 only after 6:30 p.m. and stay open until 8:30 p.m. We have not made a final decision yet, so stay tuned. We have also bought additional deck furniture.
Do you have any future plans for the center?
We are always looking for ways to improve the facility. The biggest thing of course, would be to add the Lazy River. If you remember, it was in the original plan in 2004, but had to be removed when we started the re-design in 2009. The Park Board has placed the Lazy River in the Five Year Plan for fiscal year 2015, but funding may be an issue. The projected cost to add the Lazy River is $1 Million.
Is there anything else you would like to add?
I would like to thank the community for their support and invite everyone to visit the Aquatic Center in 2013.


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I'm sitting at Chicago O'Hare Airport waiting for a flight to the edge of civilization. Actually it's a flight to LaCrosse, Wisconsin, where I will be picked up and driven to the edge of civilization. Tomorrow is the first day of the 2009 Great Sky Sesshin in Hokyoji monastery near Echizen, Minnesota. For the next eight days or so I will be inaccessible to Internet, cell phone and most other forms of communication with the outside world.
I heard that some people are deeply concerned about the forthcoming translation of Nagarjuna's Fundamental Wisdom of the Middle Way (aka MMK) by Gudo Nishijima as rewritten by me. That's so cute! You guys are funny!
When you look at Gudo's blog, what you're seeing is pretty much the raw material I had to work with. The book that's coming out from Monkfish is not that version. I had to have a lot of discussions with Nishijima Roshi, as well as sit around scratching my head and puzzling over his prose for many, many hours before arriving at the version we're publishing. Please don't worry your poor fevered brows that it's going to be a big long string of crazy Engrish. It won't. Haven't I said this about three times already?
I may publish the intro I wrote sometime prior to the book's release. But I'd need to get clear with Nishijima Roshi and the folks at Monk Fish before I do that. Translation is a funny thing. I used to be a translator and there is no way to translate even the most dirt simple stuff without interjecting your own interpretation. In fact the word "translation" is probably misleading. I don't think there is any such thing. It's all interpretation.
In the world of religious texts, one really good example is Baghavad Gita: As It Is by AC Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada. This is reportedly the most widely read translation of Bhagavad Gita in the world. Yet it is a highly interpretive version of the text.
Still, who is to say it doesn't mean what Prabhupada said it meant? It certainly meant that to him.
I was personally very interested in discovering what Nagarjuna's Fundamental Wisdom of the Middle Way meant to Nishijima Roshi. I made it my task to try and convey the meaning he found in the text as clearly as I possibly could. If you want a standard interpretation that follows all of the established patterns, assumptions and prejudices of Sanskrit scholarship, there are other versions available. I see no reason that there ought to be one more of those. They do not interest me.
Whether the Nishijima version of Nagajuna's masterwork is "correct" in the eyes of the Sanskrit scholarship community is just not something I can even bring myself to care about. People keep trying to get me to care, though. And I swear to God I really have tried. Maybe I'm kind of retarded or autistic or something in that way. It's like when I used to tell the folks I mentored at the Summit County Board of Mental Retardation to zip up their pants or whatever and they just couldn't see the point at all. That's how I am. It's no use trying to get me to care because I just don't.
The big difference between Nishijima Roshi's MMK and the others I've read is that, once I got through all the Engrish, the Nishijima version actually spoke to me. The others did not. They were intermittently interesting and contained the occasional good idea. But they didn't move me. This one does.
Blah-blah-blah... Now even I'm getting bored with this discussion!
So anyway, after I get done in the backwoods of Minnesota I'm flying straight to Frankfurt, Germany (via Chicago again). After just under a week in Frankfurt I'm off to Finland. Then back to Germany. Then to England, and then to Japan. Yikes!
This will definitely be my last post for a week or so. Maybe longer than that. But I'll report here whenever I can.


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PITTSBURGH — A state deputy attorney general and his wife charged with physically abusing two adopted children from Ethiopia have regained custody of their biological children.
Among other things, Allegheny County prosecutors were concerned that Douglas and Kristen Barbour's 5-year-old daughter — a witness against them in the abuse case — might be influenced by her parents if they regained custody. So Judge Jeffrey Manning ordered the girl's testimony be recorded in the next week before she's returned to the couple. A 2-year-old sibling will be returned immediately.
The Franklin Park couple have pleaded not guilty and will stand trial July 9 on charges they abused their adopted 6-year-old son and toddler daughter last year.
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Caillou "Caillou The Brave" Caillou's Camel Ride: Caillou is afraid to go on a camel ride after Leo tells him camels are mean and they like to spit! At the zoo, Caillou tries everything he can think of to avoid the camels. When Mommy and Daddy finally catch on to Caillou's hesitation, they insist he doesn't have to ride a camel, but should at least see a real camel and decide for himself. As Caillou learns about the camel from its trainer, he feels better and finally decides to take that camel ride. D
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Barney & Friends "Airplanes and Boats" Airplanes: BJ brings his brand new toy plane to the park. Riff borrows the plane while BJ is off playing. Unfortunately, curiosity gets the best of Riff and he ends up taking the plane apart to see how it works. D
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Thomas & Friends "Helping Hands" Toby is fitted with a brand new three chime whistle while his little bell is repaired. Toby finds this new whistle a bit daunting. So instead, Toby comes up with a plan. D
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Dialogue for Kids "Bees" Bees are insects essential for life on Earth. Joan Cartan-Hansen and her guests Dr. Ron Bitner, entomologist and vintner, and Kirk Tubbs, berry farmer and beekeeper, answer students' questions about bees.G
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Martha Speaks "Martha Doesn't Speak Monkey!/Martha and Truman Get Lost" Martha Doesn't Speak Monkey! - Professor Monkey is coming to town to promote his craft books with co-author Beppo. Martha and Truman Get Lost - Truman needs Martha to help him find something he lost at Dog Head Lake.G
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The Electric Company "The Limerick Slam" Jessica and Manny compete in the annual Limerick Slam. D
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WordGirl "Day at the Museum/Best Fan Club Meeting Ever" DAY AT THE MUSEUM - Scoops takes Becky, Bob, and Violet to the museum to find inspiration for his news story for The Big City Times. When they hear a rumor about a haunted treasure, the team goes on a search - with The Butcher right behind! Can Scoops, Becky, Bob, and Violet find the treasure, evade The Butcher, and do it all in time for Scoops to keep his deadline? Vocabulary Words: Rumor, Deadline. BEST FAN CLUB MEETING EVER - TJ plans a meeting to divulge a secret about WordGirl to International WordGirl Fan Club members. D
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Wild Kratts "Raptor Roundup" Martin and Chris challenge themselves to ID as many hawks, eagles, owls, falcons and vultures as they can. But the evil endangered species chef, Gaston Gourmand has his own plan for the raptors and has been capturing them all in his quest to find the tastiest bird wing. Will the Wild Kratts team succeed in rescuing the raptors before they become Gourmand's next gourmet delicacy? They'll have to use everything they know about classification and birds of prey - to round up the raptors and return them to where they belong - living free and in the wild!. D
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Cyberchase "The Secrets of Symmetria" The kids must master the properties of symmetry to stop Hacker from destroying all of cyberspace.G
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Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman "How to Break The Ice and Also Waddle On It" Ruff is getting ready to attend the annual convention for ARGSHAABPO, the Animal Reality Game Show Host and Aquatic Bird Performer Organization. Unfortunately, the convention will be attended by penguins, and Ruff just can't seem to relate to them. So he sends Isaac to the New England Aquarium to meet up with some penguins to get some pointers; and he sends Brian, Bethany, and Liza to learn the art of improvisation. D
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Nightly Business Report Tonight on Nightly Business Report, the CEOs of two well-known companies are once again making headlines. On Capitol Hill, Apple CEO Tim Cook defends his company's tax strategy, as billions of dollars sit overseas. In Tampa, JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon wins a contentious shareholder vote and gets to keep both titles of Chairman and CEO. D
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Warriors "Richard The Lionheart and Saladin" In the year 1192 in Jaffa, a vital strategic port on the coast of Palestine, the Christians are on the brink of defeat in their Crusade against Saladin for control of the Holy Land. Richard the Lionheart of Britain is a man motivated by Christian duty, struggling with how to lead a fractious international coalition. He stakes his reputation on this final battle at Jaffa against his Muslim opponent.G
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The Ghost Army From Normandy to the Rhine in the summer of 1944, 1,100 men become a cast of thousands. They use radio transmissions, the sounds of massive armies, and visual tricks to simulate nonexistent tanks in order to misdirect the German defenses away from the actual Allied forces.G
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Constitution USA with Peter Sagal "Created Equal" The ideal that "all men are created equal" in the Declaration of Independence, didn't make it into the Constitution until the Fourteenth Amendment of 1868, giving the federal government the power to enforce it. Sagal looks at how the ideals of citizenship, equal protection, due process and personal liberty are being used today. Part 3 of 4G
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Frontline "The Untouchables" FRONTLINE examines why Wall Street leaders connected to America's financial meltdown have escaped prosecution. Even though fraudulent practices at financial institutions contributed to the meltdown, to date none of the titans at the helm have been convicted of a crime connected to the crisis.G
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Hypnotherapy self-esteem is far more powerful than affirmations alone because the subconscious only knows what is true because of the information it has received. The key to successful hypnotherapy is listening. This is the lie not truth. If anyone of those external variables change, belief in oneself can be negatively affected. Take each of the negative situations that have happened to you that you wish had never happened or you wish to change and they can be done so whether you do it yourself or seek out a professional hypnotist in Moscow MI. This is your life. While you care for the happiness and well being of others, they do not come before your own personal self care. Many people were programmed from early childhood on to refrain from self love and in order not to be conceited, narcissistic or to think they were better than other people. Confidence audio hypnotherapy is doing this daily for a minimum of 30 days and to achieve optimal benefits 90 days is best. The use of hypnotherapy self-esteem and appreciation has a lot of success.
Self-appreciation is a talent and a attitude that can be developed. human beings aren't born without a wonderful mindset. What occurs is that through the years regular bad talk by means of others to us and about us whittles away at your potential to love your self unconditionally. this does not ought to continue to be. utilising concentrated breath paintings; effective affirmations and writing strategies everybody can learn to love themselves unconditionally.