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The 15:17 to Paris is directed by Clint Eastwood and tells the true story of three Americans that discover a terrorist plot aboard a train while in France. I believe that Clint Eastwood had the best intentions with this movie, he did decide to use the real-life heroes and if this were a documentary maybe it would have worked better. Having them in a movie that was released in theaters was not such a good idea. The biggest problem here is an extremely boring story. The actual event on the train is very brief and so Eastwood has chosen to cover the character's lives all the way back to elementary school. Then we get to see there training in the different branches they have chosen and all this helps us understand what formed them into the people on that train. I understood why the decision was made to show us all that. It is all done in such a dull way that I felt the emotional weight wasn't there. This is one of Eastwood's shortest films it feels like they were struggling to know what to do with the story. There is a five minute Skype conversation with these guys are planning this vacation. The vacation itself is the most boring part of the movie and if it had been any longer I would have fallen asleep. One of the guys for whatever reason feels the need to take a selfie every time he took a step it seemed. The acting is also not good and I am not going to blame the guys they are not classically trained actors. I do blame Clint Eastwood because the children at the beginning of this movie also do not give good performances. The actual event on the train I do feel had some tense moments. Overall I felt that these guys deserved a lot better. 1 out of 5 stars for The 15:17 to Paris. I hope you enjoyed my review.
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i have blood on my hands. today i ran over a squirrel on the way home & i was sad. he just ran out from the side & i heard the bump. i looked back in the mirror & i saw it lying there. & to make myself feel worse i walked back to look at it. poor little squirrel. i love squirrels. one time i thought i might have hit one but i wasn't sure. this is my first confirmed kill. one time i was flying down the road at 60 & i ran over something big. i swear i was airborne & damn, that thing made a thud. on the way back, i looked for it cuz i wanted to know what the hell it was, but it was dark & i couldn't find it. so, to make myself feel better after becoming a squirrel killer & to procrastinate studying i cleaned the kitchen & the bathroom. & now it's less than 2 hours later & the kitchen looks like a dump again. i could cry. all i ask is for food not to be rotting in my sink & the dishes to be rinsed. & it pisses me off how people can't throw shit in the trash when the garbage is like, 3 feet away. i hate having a low tolerance for dirtiness. whatever. i'm sure i'll go apeshit on everyone soon. that will be fun.
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ok, so i promised stories, so here's one. back when i was working at the end of august i swallowed the ball of my tongue ring while talking to some customers. i coughed & choked in front of them all like, yeah, wassup. i tried all inconspicuously to take the barbell out while still talking to them so i didn't swallow that too. anyway, i couldn't hack the thing up in the bathroom so i just left it in without the one ball & figured i'd poop it out soon enough & i could get it then. yes, ladies & gentlemen, i was going to fish through my poop for my ball & put it back in my mouth. after i realized how truly sick that was, i decided to order a new one because i'm not that cheap. anyway, i'd wear the thing without the ball so that my hole wouldn't close up. i went home to look for the 14 gauge i'd gotten pierced in originally, but i couldn't find it. so i'd take it out when i ate & slept & all was good. until i lost it. i must have washed it down the sink or pitched it, but it was nowhere to be found. at this point i'd already ordered a new one off the net cuz they try to charge like, $30 at the stores around here, & i figured it'd be coming any day now. except that a week after i ordered it, when i was expecting it to arrive, i get an email saying it had just been processed & will arrive "shortly." a week to process? how retarded. so i start getting nervous, all like, shit, this will close up in a couple of days if i don't do something soon yadda yadda. so i had to resort to using my roommate's belly button ring. she couldn't find her old tongue barbell so i had to use this short curved belly button barbell. i soaked it in rubbing alcohol & mouthwash, but this had been in someone else's belly button. & it had gigantic balls, & didn't fit right, so i'd only wear it for an hour a day or something, just so the hole wouldn't close up. but i decided i'd have to tear my house apart to find my old tongue ring, cuz i knew i hadn't thrown it out. i finally find it, all covered in black nail polish that had leaked. BUT I COULDN'T FIND THE BALL ON THAT ONE. christ. this was getting ridiculous. but a couple of days later my new barbell came in the mail, & everyone lived happily ever after. the end.
By rhiannon in Uncategorized
i just wrote the worst paper in my life. seriously, it's bad. i think i'm gonna try to revise it & make it not so bad tomorrow, but i don't think there's much hope. i'm actually kind of embarrassed to turn it in, but it's already 1:30 am & i just want to be done with this. i just don't care. i went into the assignment not liking it & not knowing how i wanted to write it, and i thought the extension we got was a blessing. oh. it wasn't. you could say i had a little too much fun this weekend, so when today rolled around, i was more concerned with making myself not feel like shit anymore than writing a stupid paper. this school work is driving me crazy. it's taking up my time & stressing me out. i have some cool stories from last week to tell, but no time to tell them. i will soon though. anyway, if anyone can tell me how in the hell we raped nebraska saturday night, please let me know. fucking ridiculous. 7-40. and as i continue to kick myself in the ass for not going to that game…
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the dealings over at survivorcam opened up a world of opportunity for me this weekend. a world of karaoke. all weekend i downloaded any song i could think of done in karaoke style. man, the shit's off the hook. i can't wait till my roommates are both out of the place at the same time so i can really belt out britney & the backstreet boys. i'm telling you guys, i'm killer. i even found pink floyd & led zeppelin. i've decided i need to go out for karaoke night some day. of course i need to get all liquored up due to the traumatic experience from the last time i did karaoke on a cruise ship when i was like, 13.
as if i couldn't love hooters any more…
this guy rocks
woo, anyway, i've been slacking on the page, i know. the ice queen's been melting, guys. ha. & my roommates are continually feeding me pot. my classes are kinda shitty, & i had originally thought i'd end up spending my time reading the 25097301 books i have to buy. but it turns out i'm not really reading that much, as usual, & it's working out so far. i have to write a paper for english, & i think i'm gonna end up writing about how to be a webmaster. if it's any good i'll stick it up here for you guys to read. hell, maybe it'll help you fucktards to make better sites. anyway, we started growing eugene again. he gets no sun, but he's still sprouting, the little trooper. we're thinking about getting a whole chia garden…line up the windowsill with a ton of chia pets. now tell me that wouldn't be cool. people would be dying to hang out at our joint then. yep yep.
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i am at a loss for words describing what this commercial does to me. maybe it's cuz i was stoned outta my mind every time i saw it, but man, that shit moves me. my heart starts pumping, i feel the adrenaline rush, i want to just get up & run around & go apeshit. & i really want to be an athlete every time i see it. i don't know if it's the music or just the images…but nike hit this one right on the ball. this commercial is my crack. i downloaded the music & i've been listening to it nonstop for the past half hour. i could possibly give myself a heart attack. either that or i'll jump out my window & run down the street & jump over the mail box or something. tomorrow i will sit at my computer for hours & hours waiting…watching…i need to download this commercial so i can watch it over & over & over again. everyone thinks i'm crazy. whatever. i'm so emotional now, i'm ready to cry. I LOVE THIS COMMERCIAL!! but come on, look at the weight lifter dude! every time i see it i think he has down syndrome! man, i wish i was in sports. then i would feel the way i feel when i see this commercial only it would be real & i'd be little miss athlete & it'd be cool. is there anyone out there who feels this way, too? i now believe in the power of subliminal messages. it's the same as the hypnotic trance kitty gives you.
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i am totally not gonna lie. i've been having a big brain fart for awhile now, hence i have nothing ever to say. that's what happens when everything's going smooth. you know, like, when the shit hits the fan & i'm just utterly miserable, i've always got something to write about. & i'm funny!! but that whole comfort zone has turned me boring. yesterday i told my mom that i'm unhappy when i have no one to torture or belittle. the whole, 'i'm only happy when i'm making someone miserable' deal. she took me seriously & got all upset & told me i should go to a psychiatrist. haha, i love messing with my mom. she's such an easy target. anyway, do you know what time it is? well, first it's labor day…a day i'm not particularly fond of. actually i don't quite know my thoughts on labor day, but i don't think i like it. & i wont tell you why. anyway, what time is it? the fall season is approaching quickly, & it's no coincidence that i turn into super stud come autumn. i don't know what it is, but i secrete a scent that's like the call of the wild. & men from all over the world are lured in by my pheromones & try to hump me in the streets. every man within a 10 mile radius wants to get it on with me in the fall season. i kid you not, man, you can hear the howling late at night & my scent like, floats through the hot summer air. i really am a stud. so i need to go take care of that before it hits winter & i switch back to my usual frigid wintery self.
but in the spirit of writer's block, i bring you a chickenlegs post from last october.
the key to attracting members of the opposite sex is easier than you may think. in the hunting aisle of wal-mart an interesting thing was discovered: love potion. now, this love potion is actually deer urine, but it has pheromones in it, & hell, if it can attract deer, why couldn't it attract humans? so of course, this love potion was purchased as an experiment to test to see if it in fact could drive the ladies wild. well, the experiment went awry when it was discovered that it was one of the foulest things i've smelled in a long time. yes my friends, highly concentrated deer urine is stinky. now, that's not to say that it can't attract members of the opposite sex, it was more that no one wanted to spray it on themselves to find out. could it be that even through the stench people would still be attracted to you & think "dear god, this person reeks! but i…i want to have sex with them!" well, maybe this experiment will be put on hold until we can find someone drunk enough & willing to spray this stuff. but this got me thinking. hmm, if deer urine contains pheromones to drive other deer wild, does human urine work the same way? i mean, we all know what pheromones are, it's your "scent" so to say & apparently they secrete from your body & get even the nastiest of people laid. check out the people at wal-mart if you don't believe me. it's either pheromones, slight mental retardation, or a lot of fucking alcohol.
back on track, these pheromones come from something. lets see…sweat? i'm giving that a no…b.o. is a turnoff. a bigger boner killer for the fellows if it's their gal's smelling like a trucker. *cough*me*cough* ok, does it secrete from shit? i'm also thinking no unless you're in japan. blood? nah, doctors would be humping their patients in the middle of surgery. saliva? possibly. urine? i think we have a winner. ever wonder why people enjoy golden showers? i think they know something we don't. they know about the pheromones & want to keep it their little secret so they just go along with the "yeah i like golden showers because there is something wrong with me & i have unnatural, disgusting sexual desires" bit.
that must be it. if i wasn't so lazy i'd do some research on yahoo to see if anyone has tested the relationship between urine, pheromones, & raging hormones. i'd be tempted to rub urine on myself & head on out for a night on the town to test my results. but i don't drink enough water so it's dark & sometimes cloudy. so this is my challenge for you chickenleg readers. i have a feeling a good few of you are hurting in the love department. so why not test this out? i'm sure it couldn't possibly make your life any worse. & besides….pee is good for your skin. softens it or something.


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Imagination - Captivating Dresses
Devore is a burnt out fabric which brings to the surface a pattern, zoom in for more detail you will see 'Black Roses', thus her name. This black velvet jersey dress is a swing dress, with a waterfall hem; these hemlines are so flattering as the fabric cascades down the side of your leg. The silhouette of your body shape is nipped in at waist, creating the illusion of a waistline, however as there is no waistline the dress floats over the tummy area and hips, (these are really comfortable dresses to wear I have a couple of them). Neckline, a large roll collar to add volume and lift the dress, however, when viewed from the back the collar theme is more like a scarf, weighted with a single button gilt flower button, continuing the floral theme.
Drop shoulder, discreet for the top of the arms, she's a timeless cocktail dress; I did see some lace fabric boots which I thought would look fabulous, but then you could have the same effect with tights. The length of the dress works with a mini jacket or faux fur gilet. An 'Exclusive Originals' label, the only one made in this velvet jersey fabric.
Silk Scarves
The luxury of pure silk, that has been handwoven to produce a beautiful silk scarf. Sky blue silk on one side and mint green silk on the other, gives you double the choice, a fine tassel finish, soft to the touch, width 21″ with a finished length of 75″.
Silk Scarves
SOLD OUT : A lustrous brown pure silk scarf, contrasted with a deep orange coloured silk on the reverse side, makes for a great silk wrap, and would also look wonderful thrown over one shoulder! Width 21″ length 75″.
Dressy Tops - Uniquely Different
I have an animal print dress in my wardrobe she's been with me for years, and I still love her to bits. So when I came across this sumptuous jersey animal print fabric, I just had to share the experience of wearing an animal print garment, with no harm or injury to the precious Leopard this jersey top represents, thus her name 'Cat Woman'.
This Leopard print jersey top, is more than your everyday top, her design equivalent is Cerise another jersey top with Kimono sleeves https://coralturner.com/shop/dressy-tops/cerise-jersey-top-long-sleeves/. This is the style of jersey top you would wear without a jacket, because the Kimono over-sleeve provides additional warmth and coverage. The top is also lined, so its super soft against your skin, the curved hem shaping accentuates your bodyshape, think of teaming her up with a fitted skirt, tailored trousers or worn over a sleeveless form fitting dress, all of which compliment each other beautifully. We are talking the look of luxury here, I could easily see this animal print jersey top worn for a day at the races, with a head turning hat, for those who are looking for an alternative to a dress.
Dressy Tops - Uniquely Different
The long sleeved cerise jersey top is your alternative cover-up for when you prefer not to wear a jacket. You see, the sleeves are not ordinary long sleeves, they are a Kimono style of sleeve; this additional layer of pleated velvet fabric adds warmth to the top area of your arms where you are most likely to feel a chill. The body of the top is semi fitted, with a bound curved hem finish detail, this gives additional shaping to the silhouette of your body. As a day to evening top when worn with trousers, shorts, jeans or a skirt, the hem of the jersey top sits beautifully on the top of your hips, the benefit of this is if your garments has pockets a curved hem provides easy access.
Cerise is a strong vibrant colour, which teams well with white, black, or denim, however if you want to add a bit more drama to your look deep purple, or pink, are some of the alternative colours you can play with; a pencil skirt works really well with this look (a sequinned skirt perhaps), leggings, tailored trousers you are not limited with this style of jersey top!
Silk Scarves
Cerise pink silk scarf with red silk contrast on reverse is pure silk, with handwoven knotted silk tassels. A beautiful drape, soft to the touch, can be worn in a variety of ways. Perfect compliment to an outfit, presented in its own gift packaging, makes for a lovely present.
Glamour - Elegant Dresses
'Cher' the name of this dress is a play on words, one for my admiration of the singer Cher, and two because its talks of the boldness of this dress and I guess it's personality. It's interesting when you wear something that is contrasting in colours, it talks about a personality not needing to be defined, the vibrant orange background of the shrug top part of the dress, it sets you apart.
This dress is all about the contours of your body, the way a dress should hug and support you, without restriction. You have that in this dress, the brown tiered jersey maxi skirt which also has a basque/corset style fit in the waist and above the tummy area, because of the stretch and recovery of this fabric, it is so comfortable to wear. I wear a style of this dress, I love the way it makes me more aware of my posture, making me stand taller; with heels she is a darling.
Now for the couture detailing, you have this gorgeous lettuce hem edging creating several tiers, so it looks all ruched a the hem. Zoom over towards the finished hemline of this maxi dress. Definitely a day to evening dress for many of occasions, "for some reason I see the person wearing this dress signing her books at a book convention, whoever you are congratulations"! An 'Exclusive Originals' label, only one made in this fabric, a stand-alone piece.
Silk Scarves
Chocolate brown silk scarf set with a rich biscuit colour on its reverse side, the scarf is pure silk. The beauty of a reversible silk scarf such as this, it lends itself to many an outfit, a scarf is always a great investment piece; you can never have enough scarves, they can lift and transform an outfit. Try tying the scarf in a variety of ways, to make things interesting. Handwoven, with knotted silk tassel finish, this chocolate brown scarf is presented in its own gift wrapped packaging.
Silk Scarves
Coffee coloured silk scarf with a latte silk finish on reverse, if you like your coffee this is definitely the scarf for you. I like that the reverse side of the scarf lends itself to other colours in an outfit, pure silk handwoven, finished with knotted silk tassels. Scarves are a great cover-up, and this one works equally well as a shawl, can be tied in a variety of ways.
Imagination - Captivating Dresses
The perfect Tea Party Dress is called 'Crushed Cream and Flowers' luxury that's comfortable, coupled with sophistication is what you will feel when wearing this dress.
I also think of her as a dress that can be an 'alternative wedding dress' especially if having a wedding on beach. This particular style of a floral jersey dress looks good on hourglass figures, it plays with your curves. Crushed Cream and Flowers a jersey swing dress by combining two different textured jersey fabrics was such a treat, the overlay of the dress is a floral print, the sheer fabric with its variety of coloured flowers in bloom captures the light making her quite ethereal.
The crushed cream jersey fabric, the under-lay, serves three purposes, one your modesty and two it lifts the flowers, and finally the fact that its crushed gives another dimension to this dress, and did I mention that the fabric is so soft, well she is. At the hem I came up with a technique that looks as though you have tiny little flowers sashaying across your legs creating a lettuce edge effect.
A roll neck collar also in cream jersey to create a contrast, and drop shoulder creating a sleeve cap. I like working with the silhouette that a jersey swing dress creates as she compliments a variety of body-shapes. If you decide to have this dress as an alternative wedding dress, you will still be able to wear her many times afterwards for other occasions; with each wear you capture the memory of that 'special day', alternatively you could wear Crushed Cream and Flowers as a dress to wear to a Tea Party! An 'Exclusive Original' label the only one made in this fabric, a stand-alone piece.
Glamour - Elegant Dresses
'Eastern Promise' is a dress that promises, you will be noticed! Let's face it, a kaleidoscope of colours, lime greens, yellow, turquoise blue you are going to stand out. Initially the print reminded me of the artistry from Emilio Pucci renown for his geometric prints and bold detail, his work still carries kudos today.
Adding a touch of the Orient with the dramatic flared sleeves, or as I like to say my Kimono styled sleeves, if its a chilly evening you can place your hands in it's opposite, all in keeping with its unique look the non-conforming jersey dress! The neckline a 'v' neck great for your bust-line, compliments a variety of face shapes. The contrasting bustier made in shiny black faux snake-skin is finished with suede ribbon for the mock-tie front with metal eyelets, the purpose of which is to accentuate your silhouette just like a corset from back-in-the-day, only with comfort and no fainting!
Tapered lined mini skirt, a wonderful way to show off your legs and stunning shoes to match. I see Eastern Promise as a Party Dress statement dress, that makes her presence known, worn by a woman who is adventurous, dynamic and full of fun. An 'Exclusive Original' label part of a capsule collection, the only dress made in this fabric.
Imagination - Captivating Dresses
A jersey swing dress set on an autumnal background foliage of green, browns and blue, a print which lends itself to a hand-painting with splashes of colour, a depiction of nature unrestrained, a beautiful floral dress, naming her 'Floral Infusion'.
As with the majority of my fabric stash there wasn't a lot of this fabric available, so it was imperative that the design have maximum impact and simplicity. This swing dress depending on your height could either be a mini, or if like me at 5ft 2″ she rests just above the knee. The beauty of this style of swing dress is the illusion of a waistline without the restriction, she nips in at the side seams, glides over the tummy area and hips and is really comfortable to wear.
This particular dress travels well, doesn't crease if worn on a long flight. I like that you can wear this style of dress with heels or Cowboy boots because of the waterfall hemline, she's a 'Rock Chick' style kinda gal. Have a look at coralturner.com/shop/silk-scarves/brown-silk-scarf-olive-green-silk-scarf, what a great match! An 'Exclusive Originals' label part of a capsule collection, Floral Infusion swing dress is the only one made in this jersey fabric.
Imagination - Captivating Dresses
'Flower Power' is a beaded mesh cocktail dress and mid-length. A voluminous jersey swing dress, fully lined; backdrop of large white printed flowers, the stigma of each contains a cluster of hand-sewn glass beads varying in size and colour, I used the floral print as my canvas.
The mesh hem detailing is in-keeping with the waterfall hem, breaking up the look of the main dress by adding an extra layer of interest; I like the way you can see through to your legs, but at the same time, discreet modesty, a dress I feel is best worn with heels for added interest, especially if sparkly.
The swing of this dress makes her very comfortable to wear, she glides over the body creating a silhouette from waist to hips. Drop shoulder covering the top of your arms, leaving the wrist free for bracelets and bangles, the stand collar has depth for a statement piece of jewellery. An 'Exclusive Originals' label, the only one made in this jersey fabric a stand alone statement piece.
Dressy Tops - Uniquely Different
Contrasting fabrics create this green floral jersey top, its more of a camouflage of foliage that blends intricately together in this design. Set against a backdrop of crinkle cotton cream, this sleeveless jersey top, is a wardrobe staple. A cowl neckline has the benefit of providing coverage, and at the same time shows off your decollete; a choker necklace sits well with this style of neckline.
The subtle contrast of reversing the centre front and centre back bindings, draws the eye to the silhouette of your body. A spring/summer top that can be worn with shorts, or a skirt, however in colder weather looks elegant under a jacket.
Silk Scarves
Green silk scarf, pure silk with woodland brown silk contrast on the reverse, can be worn by a gentleman or lady, pure sophistication with a wonderful lustre. Tassel finish, all handwoven by artisans in India.
Glamour - Elegant Dresses
A dress called 'Happiness' because that is exactly how I want you to feel when wearing this 60's style floral jersey dress. The fabric from Italy, the print is described as being on par with Mexican Talavera pottery. She's bold and bright, I can see her being worn with a big floppy hat, accessorised with a patent leather coloured clutch bag (I think yellow would look quite nice), quite outstanding for a day at the races.
Looking at the abstract exotic flowers, set on a crisp white background, does it look to you, that the print is raised creating an almost 3D effect? In order to capture the big green flower that sits on the shoulder, the sleeve had to have volume, the only way to do that, was with a dramatic statement that is the Kimono sleeve. Voluminous sleeves create a powerful look and silhouette allowing the dress to have a continuous flow. Hand-finished detail using couture sewing techniques, the tapered skirt and basque are lined in white for structure and support.
I also think this floral jersey dress would look great on a cruise ship holiday, Happiness is part of a mini capsule collection, there is a top made in the same fabric which can be viewed at my studio. This jersey dress is an 'Exclusive Original label', which means there is only one for purchase.


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"David Roberts, 48, falsely claimed more than £18,000 disability living allowance. He claimed he was in severe discomfort after walking a few steps, needed help getting dressed and getting in and out of bed. But the sensei and black belt judo and martial arts instructor was filmed by Department of Work and Pensions investigators throwing adults over his shoulder and holding opponents in leg and arm locks, in Runcorn, Cheshire."
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Now before I had a car on campus, one of the ways I would go visit my boyfriend was by taking a Greyhound bus. These buses have quite the reputation... And it is honestly for good reason. I have seen some pretty strange things and people on my bus rides. 🙃
On this particular instance, I was headed back to campus on Sunday. There was a bus leaving at around 11:30 in the morning and then another leaving around dinner time, so I figured I would take the early bus to make sure I got home at a reasonable hour.
After saying goodbye to my boyfriend, I walked into the bus station a good 30 minutes early before my bus was scheduled to arrive. As there weren't many buses leaving at this time, the station was quite empty, so I took a seat next to an outlet and started scrolling through Pinterest (a good time waster if you ask me!). Right across from me there was a young man who also was waiting for the same bus as me.
The quiet of the station was abruptly disturbed by the mumbles (more like yelled mumbles) of a man walking haphazardly to the area where I was seated. He was clearly very very drunk.
He stumbled over and (thank goodness!) sat in the chair directly next to the poor young man across from me, which was funny because there were a bunch of empty seats all over the place but he just had to sit as close to that poor guy's bubble as possible. He continued to mumble things to himself, and I did my best to not look his way as it definitely looked like he was homeless.
After a few minutes I looked over at him and noticed a puddle was forming on the floor under the wire seat... He was literally wetting himself in broad daylight with no care in the world.
As soon as the young man noticed what was going on he jumped up (rightfully so) and came over to where I was sitting. Clearly there was something up with this drunk dude because no sooner had he finished his business a security guard came up to him and escorted him (and his extremely wet pants) out of the station. 😬 What an experience to witness; what a time to be alive.
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Jenna ♥


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Conservation Minister Maggie Barry has today installed the first of 1,200 new stoat traps in Rimutaka Forest Park east of Wellington.
"Volunteer groups will check the traps and manage the new predator control scheme, which more than doubles the current safe-zone for kiwi to 7,000 ha," Ms Barry says.
"This is Predator Free 2050 in action. Joining forces with the community enables us to achieve big wins together, such as reversing kiwi decline in the wild."
"Rimutaka Forest Park Trust and MOA Conservation Trust members already check 90 kilometres of trap lines in the rugged hill country. We are thrilled to be growing the trap network – and the protection for kiwi."
The extended area crosses the popular Catchpool and Orongorongo valleys which welcome more than 30,000 visitors a year.
"Stoats are now considered 'public enemy number one' for New Zealand birds. Killing of young kiwi, mainly by stoats, is the most significant factor contributing to the decline of mainland kiwi populations," Ms Barry says.
The 1,200 new traps designed by Wellington company Goodnature utilise the latest lure technology.
The self-resetting traps have been funded by Department of Conservation.
"They automatically reset after each kill and pump out fresh lure, reducing work for volunteers," Ms Barry says.
"New Zealand is a world leader in conservation technology and research. The Government is focusing on developing breakthrough techniques and is supporting Goodnature and others to ensure we have the right tools to make Predator Free 2050 a reality."
"Native birds such as kaka are expanding from Wellington – a safe haven in the Rimutaka will provide a network of protection alongside Zealandia and Kapiti Island."


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Here Paul Sinha talks about the Edinburgh Festival, his changing audience demographic, why the recent newspaper reports about his sexuality were rather slow off the mark, and how being a star of ITV's The Chase doesn't automatically mean you win pub quizzes.
Hi Paul. You're performing at Henley Festival this week. You don't strike us as the festival type?
I'm a middle class ponce who prefers a carpet or a hard floor rather than a marquee. As a result, I've only performed at a sporadic number of festivals over the years. But, when people offer work, I tend to say 'yes', that's the way I am.
You're bringing a show to the Edinburgh Festival this year. Will you be using your Henley performance to preview material?
Very much so, yeah. Whenever I do a set, unless I have the sense that the audience has seen it before... which sometimes happens with clubs that you do on a fairly regular basis. But, unless I get the sense the audience have seen it before, what I tend to do is give them what I consider to be my strongest set at a particular moment in time.
It just so happens that what I consider to be my strongest set at this moment in time includes stuff from this year's Edinburgh show. It'll have some old jokes, some new jokes, and some somewhere in the middle. It tends to be a bit of a mishmash.
What's your Edinburgh show about this year?
The idea of the show is meant to be very different take on heartbreak. I don't really want to give too many spoilers, but the show is not self pitying in any way shape or form.
The basis of the show is that I turned up to the Edinburgh Festival in 2015 with what I thought was the definitive show about middle aged happiness and then, within two days of coming back, that edifice tumbled very spectacularly and suddenly. I don't really want to give too much away, other than to say my shows tend to be feel good and I would like to think this one is no exception.
The title - Shout Out To My Ex - might give people a bit more of a clue.
Of course. The manner of the breaking up is quite a surprise though.
It's interesting to see you returning to Edinburgh. We remember you previously expressing frustration in regards to the festival.
It is what it is. It's massive and its unwieldly. I think what happens is you change your expectations about what to expect.
I think the frustration you're referring to may have been my pre-Chase Edinburgh blog, which would have been 2011. I did a show in 2011 called Looking At The Stars and it was my fifth consecutive show where the reviews were positive. Not just positive - overwhelmingly positive - and yet I still found I was struggling to get numbers in.
I think you're only 'hot' for about two or three years at Edinburgh and then suddenly you're part of the system. There's a buzz about what you do at Edinburgh for maybe the first show, the second show, possibly even the third... after that you become that familiar face that turns up to Edinburgh all the time, and you become part of the system and people are less excited to come and see you as a result. That's just my own personal take on the thing.
I think doing Edinburgh more sporadically has helped me in a way, as I don't do the festival every year now. I want to bring a show that is fresh and interesting and original and I don't think, at the age of 47, that enough happens in your life to produce an annual catalogue of what's been going on.
The other thing is, I won't do Edinburgh in an Olympics year any more... because I don't enjoy it. I'm so obsessed with the Olympics that I find that I can't focus on the job at hand, as I'm so distracted. So, whatever happens, it's only going to be 'odd' years I'll be doing the festival now, as there won't be major sporting events distracting me.
Since starring on ITV quiz show The Chase have you seen the audience coming to see you shift in any way?
I've certainly noticed a shift doing solo shows and touring shows. The touring shows are a very different beast because you're in arts centres and, for the most part, it doesn't matter how hard you try, you end up pricing people out. Arts centres' prices tend to come in around £14 to £16 and the fact of the matter is young people just don't want to pay that kind of money to watch one person wittering on for an hour and a half. That's not how they consume comedy. They watch it online, on television or in more young-person-friendly venues.
My audience has got older but how much of that is because that's what art centre crowds are like and how much of it is because The Chase audience has an older demographic, I don't know. There's two sides to The Chase demography - there is the older "housewives' choice" side and then there are the students that can't wait for their fix of The Chase at 5pm. I find that second demographic don't go and watch arts centre comedy. When we examine the ticket sales aft wards there's a lot more people claiming the OAP discount than there are claiming the student discount. A lot more!
I always feel slightly sorry for the people that only know me through The Chase or through my Radio 4 show [Paul Sinha's History Revision] who then come and see my show and realise it might be a little too saucy for their tastes.
In my comedy I've always been up front about my sexuality and there will always be two or three jokes on that subject that might just be a little uncomfortable for people of a certain demographic. I always feel their pain... I think there's a pressure when you're selling a solo show that you don't get when you do club comedy.
When you do club comedy, if you struggle you know someone else [on the bill] will be more to their tastes and so you don't feel you're the reason people are disappointed. But when you do solo comedy on tour you're the reason that people got the babysitter in, you're the reason people have booked a meal at the curry house, you're the reason they've gone out that night... I always find that pressure quite hard to deal with... Especially when people come out to see The Chaser and haven't done any research whatsoever on whether The Chaser's comedy is their cup of tea or not.
We got an insight into how the worlds of comedy and The Chase don't always necessarily overlap when we saw headlines earlier this month saying things like "Paul Sinha stuns fans by revealing he's gay during an episode of The Chase".
Yeah, extraordinary. I think that's a story in itself. For at least 12 to 18 months now it's been quite clear that there are people on the lower rungs of the journalistic ladder who have been given the job of filling the online pages of the tabloids with whatever story they can grab off that day's episode of The Chase. That's one of about 15 stories in the last year that I have been at the centre of.
These people, because they're at the bottom rung of the journalistic ladder and they're under pressure to produce copy, they haven't got time to do any accuracy research or any context research, they've just got to get the story out. So whoever first put up the story that I'd come out of the closet on the show was clearly unaware that I've been an openly gay comedian for well over a decade.
I appeared on Tonight At The London Palladium last year and talked about my sexuality - I did an openly gay set at The Palladium - but there's no journalists who have got copy to fill watching that, but every day there are journalists watching The Chase looking for some story just to fill out their online space.
The weirdest thing about it all: I've had a bit of a struggle over the years to get recognised by the gay part of the media. Attitude magazine, Gay Times and other gay media outlets. It seems, for some reason, despite the fact I'm a British Asian man who is talking openly and frankly about his sexuality and is on daytime television on - without wishing to boast - the most-watched TV quiz show on telly, despite that, the invitations to do interviews are somewhat unforthcoming.
Yet, a day after the tabloids 'outed' me, I got an invitation to parliament. This is from a magazine called The Pink News that has known perfectly well that I'm gay as I did an interview with them two years ago - but it seems this is the 'spark' that gets me an invitation to parliament.
It's just weird how people perceive you. They say homosexuality is the love that dare not speak its name, but I've been speaking its name relentlessly now for quite a long time and it seems like only because I've 'come out' on The Chase is anybody actually starting to listen, which I find really weird.
I'd love to think my voice is distinctive and interesting, in terms of that I bring a matter-of-fact version of the gay story. Un-flamboyant, un-camp... I wouldn't go as far as to say butch, that would be ludicrous... but very matter of fact and frank, and I think it's an interesting take on the tale, and yet, somehow it feels as if my face doesn't quite fit. I never get invited to gay awards ceremonies, I don't get invited to gay anything to be perfectly honest with you. It's almost as if there's some sort of perception that I'm not one of the team. I don't really know where that comes from.
Interesting stuff, thanks for sharing Paul. Back to quizzing... how can we be better at our local pub quiz?
One thing I must stress is that the people you see on The Chase haven't arrived in a quiz vacuum. I've been seriously quizzing since 2008. By seriously quizzing I mean I play in a team that recently won the most prestigious quiz league in the world - The Quiz League of London.
I appear in monthly tournaments, weekly quiz matches, I host quizzes, I travel around Europe once a year to quiz... it's a very expensive hobby at times!
The people you see on telly, The Chasers, we're there because we're obsessed. We're not keen, we're obsessed. You can't really say how many hours we spend revising as it's non-stop. I'm currently in a Blackpool hotel room with my boyfriend, and my boyfriend is writing quizzes as we speak. That's the life I've chosen to lead.
The jackpot at our local pub quiz is now over £250. Are you ever tempted to do a tour of the pubs and make some quick cash that way?
This will be familiar to people that sit in pub quizzes: when an outside team turn up. It's never welcome.
The last time I took part in a pub quiz the woman who was hosting it said to me "You've been recognised. You're more than welcome to take part in the quiz, but you're not winning!" What they don't know is that, just because you're on the telly, it doesn't mean you're going to win the pub quiz.
I'm on the telly because I'm good at history and art and literature and a lot of the 'highbrow' subjects you work hard to get good at because you want to do better at top quizzes. But in a pub quiz there's so many picture rounds I'm absolutely terrible at; music rounds where I won't know what tune they're playing.
So I'm by no means a certainty to win a pub quiz, but the people in the pub don't know that, they just assume you're going to turn up and clean up.


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367N: Seeking solutions to land challenges of the Anthropocene: Land Systems Science at the Interface of Normative and Policy Concerns
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How do we support transformation?
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Land systems in the Anthropocene are characterized by rapid, widespread, yet profoundly uneven processes of social and environmental transformation, often with catastrophic consequences for ecosystems and vulnerable groups. Land system science (LSS) has long focused attention on the complex dynamics of land as a "boundary object" which includes not only the state of land cover, but also the dynamics of land use and its intended and unintended consequences.
This Innovative & Immersive session begins with a round of 5-minute flash talks highlighting a series of critical issues at the LSS – policy interface, reflecting on their implications for sustainability science. These address LSS engagements with pressing societal challenges such as climate change; forest and biodiversity loss; invasive species and novel ecosystems; emerging infectious diseases; the implications of neoliberal reform on land, tenure and livelihoods; land governance in a telecoupled world; gender, migration, displacement and citizenship; sustainable livelihoods, and food security.
We will use this platform to discuss broader implications for both scientific and normative practice of LSS, and reflect on key issues vis-à-vis our current science plan, highlighting pressing topics that can inform future science plan and implementation strategy. Following brief presentations, our discussion will be organized around 3 cross-cutting themes: (1) knowledge coproduction and stakeholder engagement, (2) methodological implications, and (3) land governance.
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Medications for Opioid Dependence—Does it Work to Treat Meds with Meds?
As the opioid epidemic has raged across the country and caused almost unlimited problems, the U.S. has had to work fast to come up with solutions.
Would You Give Your Child Cocaine?
While unfunded heralds of truth are screaming at the top of their lungs about Ritalin and Adderall (psychiatric drugs) being handed out to adults and teens like candies, we have drug companies running hourly television ads to spread the false message of chemical imbalances.
Why I Prefer Holistic Addiction Treatment Over Other Treatment Options
Now, now don't go thinking I'm going to sit here and bash other forms of treatment. Well, maybe replacement therapy like suboxone, but that's about it. My best friend recovered utilizing the 12-Step Program, as have many of my friends, among other forms of treatment, so nothing bad to say here. The other forms just weren't for me and I want to tell you why because maybe it's the same for you.
That's Where Narconon Comes In
Did you know that one of the reasons for the downfall of Native Americans in the 18th and 19th centuries was drugs, in the form of alcohol or in the form of contaminated or nutrient-deficient food? And nowadays, the young people are assaulted by drugs of every kind and shape—and not only illegal drugs, but medical drugs as well.
Communication Can Make a World of Difference
When it comes to solving life's problems, there is no greater medicine than communication. Whether you're dealing with addiction, a mental health issue or something else entirely, communication can solve literally any challenge that you're faced with.
Handling Self-Doubt in Recovery
Do you find yourself feeling like there is no clear direction to go at the fork in the road? Yeah, we've all been there before. It's that feeling of doubt. Whether you doubt yourself, your friends or something else, it's hard to overcome it at times.
Neonatal Abstinence Syndrome More Common in Rural America
It is an unfortunate fact that drug abuse and addiction problems affect individuals in every state across the country, costing our nation roughly seven hundred billion dollars annually in lost work productivity, health care, and crime.
How Good Samaritan Act is Helping Addicts in Michigan
Drug use often begins casually, as a way for the individual to deal with some difficult or challenging aspect of their life. At the beginning, the individual may be entirely convinced that not only is their drug use harmless, it is completely within their control.
How Fentanyl Is Posing a Public Health and Safety Risk
Most individuals take the necessary precautions to ensure that they lead safe and healthy lives. There may be few things more upsetting than discovering that something that was designed to help people is actually destroying lives at an alarming rate, especially when this item is supposedly safe and being recommended for use by trusted medical professionals.…
How Opioid Addiction Among Mothers Is Affecting Society
While no form of drug addiction is actually safe or easy to deal with, there are certainly some kinds that are more damaging than others. Opioid addiction is one of these.…


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These women, as well as the women that came before them and after them, have raised countless funds to help support our fire company. Spy any familiar faces?
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2018 HHMC dues are: Regular ($90); Senior (age 62+) $70; Junior (age 16 & under) $30. Associate $60 (Gets you a handicap and access to the major and team events with entry fees, but not the regular weekly events or Club Championships).
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In the opening weekend stroke play event, Mike Storch won with a net 69. Ralph Vitti III (71), Rob Colucci (73) and Alex Mazzola (75) were next. Mike Fitzpatrick (82) was low gross.
Stamford resident Steve Keen was named 2017 National Development Coach of the Year by U.S. Sailing Association's Olympic Sailing Committee.
Keen, who coaches I420 yacht sailors, won medals at North Americans, Youth Champs, European, Junior European, ACC's and Orange Bowl as well as a third straight I420 gold medal at the Youth Worlds in Sanya, China. Carmen and Emma Cowles of Larchmont, N.Y. won the gold in girls I420.
"Awards like this speak to the hard work put in by so many different people," Keen told U.S. Sailing when receiving the news last Thursday. "In coaching, the sailor comes first. Sacrifice is important to achieve your success. I'm fortunate to work with sailors who've shown a willingness to push harder for continued growth."
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While you might have a king size bed or a California king size, exactly what if you need even more than that? Exactly what if you like the extra-large appearance? If you do, you are not alone. Some people just like to feel all covered up in the sheets. Since that is the case, they opt for the XL options. They do cost a little bit more, but at the end of the day everything boils down to exactly what you desire, not exactly what anybody else desires. So if you don't mind investing a bit even more cash, go for it.
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The Advisor significantly contributes to winning work and consulting on one or more large-scale projects simultaneously. By combining years of technical experience with keen business insight, strong negotiation proficiency and leadership skills, the Advisor builds relationships with clients through identifying and resolving client challenges. Sales skills, project management and inter-personal skills are essential for success in this role.
Manage consulting services group
Provide technical leadership to multi-disciplinary projects. The candidate should have a good understanding geological concepts, geophysics and petrophysical methods, drilling/completion techniques, and production engineering concepts.
Proficiency in Reservoir Engineering tasks such as but not limited to:
Review all available geoscience and engineering data to define objectives, strategy, limitations for reservoir study.
Ability to formulate a development strategy for conventional and unconventional resources.
Pressure build-up analysis to determine reservoir characteristics, identify boundaries, determine near well damage/improvement and average reservoir pressure.
Evaluate pressure-rate history using RTA and decline curve methods
Use of the PVT data to define fluid properties for reservoir modelling
Evaluate well's past performance to forecast expected behaviour
History match of observed performance using numerical reservoir simulator
Review all geoscience, engineering and field data/analysis to select appropriate inputs for static and dynamic reservoir modelling
Experience with defining completion strategies, performing production allocation and selecting reservoir and surface condition for reliable production forecasting
Perform the economic evaluation for every development strategy studied
Experience with reservoir management under primary recovery; secondary recovery including water flood, gas injection; and EOR methods for all reservoir configuration and fluid types.
Experience with Shale Gas and Shale Oil development including performance evaluation for determining effectiveness of completion and recompletion options.
Define Proficiency with performing reservoir simulation studies using industry standard reservoir simulators.
field development plan or field rejuvenation strategy for optimal reservoir exploitation
Review client tenders and proposals. Negotiate details and project scope as needed to create a mutually beneficial and profitable transaction. Address client concerns and objections in a manner that reduces tension or potential areas of conflict.
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Manage, plan and monitor one or more large-scale client projects simultaneously – whether large in size, region or economic impact. Facilitate a project team, ensuring that all milestones are met and resources and budget are in line with project objectives.
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Computer Literacy in MS Windows plus basic desktop applications
Able to work independent with remote and infrequent supervision
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The physical ability to immediately respond to emergency situations
Availability for frequent local or global travel with no restrictions
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Experience evaluating performance of shale wells using analytical methods
Experience with software's such as Peep, Kappa Saphir, MBal, Prosper, Wellflo, Pansystem, Fekete Harmony etc.
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Goldeneye Rogue Agent is one of the five Bond's on the Gamecube.
Game: James Bond: GoldeneEye Rogue Agent
Rated T for Teens.
Platform: Gamecube
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Music: 8/10. It allrite. Thats pretty much all you can say
Graphics: 9/10. Pretty decent graphics, on the weapons too, and especially the cut scene (the end of 'Hoover Dam' has to be the best)
Story: 0/10. Why 0? James Bond is killed in the FIRST mission. The guy you play as works for Goldenfinger. Pussy Galore is on the team too (if you watch the movies you know thats two different sides!). MI6 has very little part. That brings down the so-so rest of the story.
Gameplay: 4/10. For the Gamecube controller, I didn't figure out the main controls (like the Golden Eye's capabilities) until on Disc 2. There is also no jump button. Using the Golden Eye's abilities can also be challenging.
Enemies/quality-of-game: 2/10. Yes, every FPS needs a lot of enemies, but not to this extent. Almost every other room has about 20 enemies, about 15 of which are normal, 5 of which are superior, therefore way harder, with way stronger weapons.
Overall: 2.5/10. (thats average) This game has good aspects, but too mamy bad aspects. If you have the chance to get the game: don't. This is a game that may end up with broken controllers and such.
P.S. Sorry for not posting, I have been super busy lately.
Review: Halo 2
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Well I bought an Xbox last week, and now have played a game on it. The only one too ^.^
Halo 2
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Platforms: Xbox Only
Rated M for Mature. Blood and Gore, language, and violence.
Halo 2 is a great game, most likely the best Xbox game. Master Chief if back. This time however, you get to watch many cutscenes and a second side to the story. The Arbiter (sp?) is the second side, a Covenant. The Arbiter and Covenant are forced to work together with Chief and the Humans to save the universe from the Brutes, a race that swore allegiance to the Prophets (Covenant leaders). They turn on them and the Covenant. Of course the Flood (infested something, humans maybe) is trying to kill everyone. Thankfully, you can sit back and let the enemies fight each other a lot of times.
All in all, the ending is a bit screwy and confusing. Probably the only bad part to the game.
Music: 10/10. Music can tell you whats about to happen. It can be very calm or very adventurous, even downright creepy.
Graphics: 9/10. The details are great, especially on the Flood. *shiver*
Plot: 8/10. If it wasn't for the ending, it would be better. Still, its a good story!
Gameplay: 9/10. The buttons can be hard to get used to for newbs, heck for anyone. The weapons are awesome too, the fact that you can have dual weapons.
Overall Average: 9/10.
Once again, sorry
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Hello everyone, George here. I said sometime the other day Id start adding more reviews. Well belonging to so many websites has finally caught up with me. Before it was easy. Now its gotten to be a challenge. My forum is reopening on Monday, and Ive been putting all time into it. I do not have school Tuesday. Already then I will be getting an Xbox and updating my blog. The extra time Im sure I will have I will add some reviews and what not.
Again, sorry.
Posted March 8, 2009on:
In case you have not noticed, I do not post reviews for online games, as does Gamezo does. I post reviews for Gamecube. Soon however, my reviews will expand into some N64 and Wii games, aside PS2 games. I'll be adding some more reviews tonight and tomorrow.
Remember! The much loathed (by most Americans that is >.>) starts tomorrow at 2AM. We loose as hour (This is the USA only), so go to bed an hour early!!!! Well do whatever, just remember to set your clocks.
Review: Metroid Prime 2
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Metroid Prime 2
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Spoiler alert! Read at risk!
Samus Aran is back after a suspending cliff hanger from Prime (if you got a 100% and saw that ending that is). What starts out as a mission to relocate Federation Troopers turns into a planetwide mission of saving Aether, ruined by war and Dark Aether. A meteor struck them into two dimesnions (its always meteors), Light and Dark Aether. Aether was a planet of peace run by the Luminoth. The Ing of the Dark world try to destroy Light Aether. In search of Phazon Dark Samus kills anyone who gets in her way. As usualy the Spacve Pirates find themselves in middle of the war.
Music: 10/10. Each place is exciting, and the battle music is as good as ever!
Graphics: 10/10. Dark Samus was well made. The enemies had great design too, and when Samus went through water or steam the results were good. And the Echo visor was keepin it real too!
Plot: 10/10 The plot changes a lot, but all in all is great.
Gameplay: 10/10 The controls are tough at first, and you have to watch ammo supplies. Controls are exact same as last time, so Prime fans will be at ease.
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Its George here. I just wanted to say sorry for not posting in a long time. Being so busy got away from me and I forgot about being a user on this blog.
Tomorrow I'll add some more Gamecube reviews.
I may not post much after that as Im busy working from scratch on a forum, in a huge plan that Im not going into detail about, and have been spending more time with friends (nothing wrong with that, except it gets annoying sometimes) and have been exceptionally busy.
Once again, very sorry.
Roller Coaster Tycoon Review
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Roller Coaster Tycoon
Platform: PC
Rated E for everyone
RollerCoaster Tycoon you could say is a strategy game. You have to add on to existing parks or start from scratch, beating the objective(s) given. There are around 20 total parks on the original. If you have one of the (or both) Expansion Packs, there are 40 more parks, a 'real park' section, and an extra. There is always complications, money hazards, and safety of the guests. Its a very addictive game, and you need to think wisely to accomplish the objectives within the given time.
Music: 10/10. Only a few rides had music in original, with EP there is tons!
Gameplay: 10/10. All you need is the mouse from your computer!
Plot: 9/10. Some parks are super hard and it can get confusing sometimes
Graphics: 8/10. Sure, there from 1999. But there still insanly awesome
Overall Average: 9/10