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TOP 10 Funniest Comedians That Made SIMON COWELL Laugh on AGT & BGT | Got Talent Global
My name is Alec Hooper from Los Angeles, California and Tell me why events the show this year. I just want to inspire the world through happiness positivity and comedy Oh, Alex we'll look you've got about two minutes. So good luck. Thank you Before I begin I'd like to acknowledge your host Tyra Banks Tyro I truly admire your courage It must be so difficult to host a show like this and still find a way to make it about you Somebody get his ass. Oh That was just an appetizer Howie Mandel yes a Canadian Judging America's Got Talent. What happened? Did they already find all three talented Canadians? I'm so glad you're here. I've always wanted to know what a big toe would look like if it were a person With Bobby's world let's move on to spice world. That'll be Scary spice. Hey, the only thing scary about you is your solo career Heidi klum, you are Magical for children and that your body looks as though you haven't paid attention to any of them Hi dear, you are a natural beauty. Why does it look like your face went through a sephora? Sample sale? Oh my god I want any what you're gonna say Oh getting to him, don't you? Simon I'm confused didn't we form this country to get away from Brits like you? But Simon from all of us thank you for fixing your British teeth those things are so straight and white They were just offered positions and Trump's cabinet Good evening. Good evening. What's your name? I'm Mickey Mickey. Yeah, where you from darling? I'm from the beautiful city of Leeds How old do you Mickey I'm 36, do you have a day job or is this your full-time job? I am a part-time primary school teacher Enjoying your food Yeah, you've gotta wait The stage is yours Mickey go for it. Thank you very much Cheers This is called the absolutely amazing song. Yes About travelling around Europe. Oh that rhymes Like I'm after Paris in a Yaris this next song I Know this is supposed to be a comedy routine, but I've I've suffered loss recently So I just want to get this off my chest I am Joey I'll play the song said I've got a bit emotional talking about it. I Can't believe I've lost you I Can't believe you've gone I Need you to know that You did nothing wrong First time I saw you Just hang in there the checkout lady said you want to buy one of these and I said You were my Prize You cussed almost 10 pence and I only you still try The other bags I use compared to you wash luck I always feel that the handle strap is gonna Happen to you as well Thank you very much Well done Mickey Simon, what did you make of that it was silly, but it was fun I liked the first song in particular Oh Thank You Simon the quick one, but very very very funny very observational and I was particularly choked up but the beggar Feliciano it's all for my controller. What was really funny was seeing him and having explained to Simon what bad polite 1981 I got it in the end You don't need me to tell you how funny I do watch Allah You are brilliantly brilliantly funny and if you carry on like this I can see even the final of Britain's Got Talent And I'd love to hear more from you Mickey it's a yes for me Love you, it's a yes from me my girl You know what unlike some acts who are kind of like not funny then are funny you are always funny Even at my expense so you've got a yes Hello Simon, we really really enjoyed your first audition of all the comedians we had you were the one I remembered now I know you nervous what's going through your head? Well, you know, just hope the jokes turn out good. The audience likes it There's four dollars in it for every one of you who laughs Talia Vicki I always ask this question million dollars, what would you do with the money? I'd buy a trailer in Malibu so I could be closer to you That's a good outside. Okay. Well can't wait to see what's gonna happen next. Good luck. Thank you so much Thank you so much I got a new outfit do you like it? Thank you feel like it. Thank you Thank you. I shop local I did I found this at the hospice thrift store of Beverly Hills Thank you. My daughter is like mom, that'd sound grounds Hospice. Yeah, what if somebody died in it? At least she died sexy I mean, I'm kind of clueless, you know, but it seems to me kids today are a little bit entitled. Am I right, right? Okay So my daughter turns 16 and she says mom, I want to go to Coachella and I want you to get me a hotel room Listen to yourself a hotel room. I mean if you can't find a guy who can afford a van by now When I grew up my mom and her friends, they partied 24/7, you know, they always Always brought flasks on field trips. Okay, right. So I go on my daughter's first field trip I take my flask, right? I'm not gonna get on a bus full of first grader sober not not ever. Okay, I Take on my flask, you know a little sip And all the other field trip moms. They just go ballistic. They're like, she's got a flat. She's got a class You know like I'm some kind of terrorist, right? Will it calm down beyond? I'm not driving this bus But I feel bad few young moms, I wouldn't want to be a young mom today not for anything The pressure is unbelievable, right? You got to teach your baby to read Baby sing today what your stupid little baby read? My baby to read I don't want my baby crawling around going what's past do Shut up baby your little baby face Thank you guys for dollars everybody well Vicki Okay, Olivia first time you saw Vicki. What do you think? I love you so much You talk the way that like my friends and I talk and They're so funny. And I just want to say you shut your little baby face gay everybody Hello And who and who you I'm Jeff Robinson. I am 33 I'm from North London as what do you do as a day job? So I'm trying to be a full-time performer, but during the week I work with kids that have special needs Great Tell me why he decided to enter Britain's Got Talent I've wanted to enter for a few years now, but I've always chickens out But quite a lot has changed for me in the last year So it was happened Oh fun things like moving house getting divorced, you know good things What's the axe you're gonna do today, you're gonna be doing some impressions Okay, well good luck, I'm so nervous it's stupid deep breath deep Hope names don't get the better up hooks is good Go single Good Simon mrs. O has a fabulous new game You have to choose between me Katherine Jenkins Wow, oh you'll be in it We've got a big food food fight for the club boy. You've gotta Please wouldn't recognize me boys Good evening. What's your name? My name is Samuel Jake AMRO. I'm a stand-up comedian I've been doing comedy for 10 years. Now. Do you do it full-time? Yeah do it full-time Okay Are you nervous? No, I I have Tourette syndrome. So I switch the lab I'm blink real fast my head flops around if you see that it's kind of cute Thank you What does this mean to you coming to AGT now this means everything I've worked my entire life for a moment like this They don't come very often. I'm really grateful I just had a baby girl and this is a beautiful opportunity Wow, and your family is all supportive of this career Yes, since I started they've been 100% behind me. So very Well, you know what it's scary enough doing whatever you do to hit that X and I just want the best for you I really do. Thanks so much. Go ahead Thank you It's like I said, I have Tourette syndrome, it's while my hair flops around I blink real fast it's weird It always looks like I'm trying to tell you a secret This twitch gets me in trouble. My roommate came home from work I was like, doh our neighbor died He said did you kill him like nah Yo, this is a true story when I was 10 years old my parents sent me to tourettes camp Yeah, that's where the joke should end It's a real place and I didn't realize it till this moment But I found out that when other people twitch it makes me twitch more So on the first day they put us in a circle with a hundred kids The kid next to me did a shoulder roll and my Tourette's saw that and took that as a challenge And I threw him a head flop The girl next to him did a full body twitch and everybody saw that in all hell broke loose Kids were rolling on the ground. I was in the corner like why they send us here our Parents were on top of a hill like all their breakdancing I'm saying your J camera. Thank you Hello, my name is Robert III I just turned 30 11 years ago, so If it's your job would you have a normal job? Um, I teach tiny little primary school channel to music as well So I do that which isn't this Okay best of luck Alright so um face basically I've written a song Specifically for for you, which makes me nervous and also I'm slightly nervous because got something called dyslexia Which is it, which was very good for music because when I was young I taught myself the piano Although it's not so good as I'm older. I recently tried to book tickets for Rihanna my book tickets for Ryanair. Um, Thank you, I've got something called Asperger syndrome, which means I'm a genius No, it's nice to be here I've had a bit of a rough week I've actually moved into a flat with was my boyfriend your boyfriend gay And and autistic two ways. I can't think straight and I Usually when I do clubs I swear a lot so I've got to be PC I've done the song which is literally be see because it's about computers and I have done it three times and each time people have laughed. So if you don't you're wrong, okay? Thank you George for me working in a computer talk I Work in the computer shop maker Kabuto bright and clean So much crumbs and vomit and don't ask what's on the screen I do half the work juts double the time you would want a job like mine if you would find the things I find cleaning of Microsoft Windows David Walliams wanted to update his content reminder. He brought me a massive ring binder, but when I looked all the contacts were from brighter Webcam was another case. She said the picture Was too lovely her face was too lovely Amanda Holden was the only one who's in scrum was on the mark. She said her outfits have so much spunk I said I'm just jealous. I'll never dress like you because I don't Simon Cowell's Facebook was round the bend. He brought it to me to try to mend. It wasn't broken. It's just got no Oh Oh Rubber I love you Wow I mean everything you said was hilarious. You're just a beautiful soul comedy flows from you like water I lovely had a go at us all I think some people were more hurt than others Some was just entirely truthful That's I just can't wait to see what you're gonna do next We start to finish that was hilariously funny you're a shining star We're very self-deprecating and I think you have funny bones and the audition was fabulous Robert you know what you're very unique you very quirky very funny very naughty Robert which we like I'm saying yes rubber white you go for yes to coagulate Hello, hey Doc, what's your name, please? My name is Preeti Lawson. I love that and how are you? I'm 25, I turned 26 in two hours Are you single married? I have a girlfriend you have a girlfriend she's dope. Yeah and What do you do for a living? I'm a stand-up comedian, which means I'm unemployed and I do stand-up on the side All right best of luck, right? I Got a motorcycle I don't like telling people I have a motorcycle coz every time I tell someone they always got to tell me a story About how the friends crashed on a motorcycle, you know, like why do people have to be so negative? I don't go up to pregnant women telling them my dad left So annoying so annoying I walked at my apartment one time right? I walked in my apartment and my neighbor walked up to me She's like, oh my god. You got a motorcycle. Are you Cyrus? Are you sorry you better be careful I got in a car wreck the other day. My car flipped eight times. I'm looking to be laughs bliss She black by the way This is like, you know those that is crazy that's your car flip eight times you alive You are blessed, you know, and now I'm over here thinking who the heck counted right like Who's that calm when their cars flipping in? My name is Chris, thank you so much. I appreciate it. How's that? Feature can I have just one more joke? Aha All right. I don't feel safe driving with my grandma because she's really spiritual She loved the Lord to the point where she's not afraid of dying, so I don't like that. All right, I Don't like being in the car with someone that's not afraid of death Okay, like hey, she got that attitude like it's top down going to heaven so I don't battle I'm like, it doesn't matter cuz I'm gonna talk, okay This that spiritual my crown is if I got shot in the chest with a gun eight times instead of calling the ambulance She would get on her knees praying like please Lord Jesus I get these demons I sign my grandbaby stress block that borders rise up and by the way sperm is chest black mode to do the Ramseys Is Leo John 3:16 Hello, my name is Lee and for obvious reasons, I'm also known as the lost voice guy Okay, and how long have you lost your voice? I? Just knew you were going to ask something that I hadn't thought about beforehand So, please excuse the awkward silence while I type out my answer I've been speechless for 37 years. Well, tell me why you decide when to the show the ship I think I entered Britain's Got Talent for the same reason everyone does to meet Ant & Dec this Is all going so well up until that point the stage League is yours Hello ladies and gentlemen as You may be able to tell I'm a struggling stand-up comedian who also struggles to stand up To be honest, I'm not sure how good I am I'll leave that for you to decide But just so you know if you don't laugh but the disabled guy you are going to help Well, I realized I'd never be able to talk again I was speechless I Have lived in Newcastle all my life Yes, but for some reason I still hadn't picked up the accent. I Can see that some of you are trying to figure out where you know me from Maybe it would help if I started saying phrases such as the next train to arrive on this world And from my time at the post office, please go to cashier number later I Got the train here today, I Always like to sit in those seats for disabled people. I Was about halfway here when another disabled person got on and asked me to move. I Didn't realize I'd be playing disabled Top Trumps when I got on or I would have dressed more special Needless to say I didn't give up my seat Who cares if he was both blind and deaf I? Was there first? It was very awkward. He couldn't see that I was still there and I couldn't tell him I wasn't moving because I can't speak Before I leave you I have one more thing to say I Hate that we have so many politically correct words to describe Disabled people now It's all special needs special schools special olympics, I Don't know. What is so special about me That is white always alarms me when I hear about special forces going to war You've been a fantastic audience Goodbye Hi Hi, welcome to America's Got Talent Thank you. How are you feeling today? I'm Okay Okay, what's your name? And where you from? I'm Oliver graves and I'm from Santa Rosa, California how do you I'm 32 and What are you gonna be doing for us? I am a stand-up comedian Is that what you do? Yeah Are you in a relationship or married? um No, I'm not I'm single all I think this guy is perfect for you. I Think we should just that Oliver do what he's gonna do. Okay go for it They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day well not if you're poisoned Then the antidote becomes the most important meal I'm trying to find the woman of my dreams, but it's a struggle because I'm an insomniac I Tried online dating under be people that say must love dogs. I didn't understand why Like I want to love a person But it all made sense once I looked at the faces of the people that were saying that Dating is really hard for me like compatibility wise like like I'm a Virgo so that means Yeah That means I'm only compatible with people that are really naive and believe in horoscopes. I Traded in my car to get my interest rates lowered it worked women are less interested in me. I Once had my identity stolen It's okay they gave it right back Thank you You're so different you're humble and real and dark is everything that I absolutely love From the moment, you walked out your visual your your and your cadence and everything and you're smart and you're bright I think you didn't get the reaction you expected. So you're not used to this for you know, that is that what you're crying. I Don't get booked in a lot of shows You know enjoy your free time right now because you are gonna be a busy man Well, although We have had A lot of stand-up comedians this year now when I look back and I try and remember them all they all blur into one type apart from you I'm gonna kick this off with your first. Yes, brother. Thank you I'm giving you your second. Yes For years congratulate I know it's funny. It was funny. I love them. I like the below I Know I'm not what everything they're saying. I'm not the It's teacher pillow Hello hello, hi, you look happy I'm quite delighted At what's your name? It's my name is de Lisa de lis search upon that Amazing Malawi and name Malawi. Yes, so I'm from alive, but I live in Manchester. Why have you come on Britain Scott? I've come to make the people laugh. I am a comedian. I Would love the winner of Britain's Got Talent this year to be a comedian. Oh, no pressure no pressure Who are you here with so I'm here just alone I my brother no, no he wanted to come he's a doctor and he was like either I should save lives or come with you Well, your parents disappointed that one of you was a comedian one of you was a doctor they were absolutely horrified because I was studying Computer programming so I had a future Okay, excellent Well, I'm at that age now all my friends are getting married and married people forget how horrible it is being single They love to call me and complain about their company problems. Always get you're so lucky being single I get home My wife just starts nagging nag nag nag up. Like I have to nag myself. I Get home like what time do I call this? Why don't I ever do the dishes Sometimes I think I don't appreciate myself I Haven't always been a comedian. I did some weird jobs. I used to clean houses and I'll admit I was tempted to steal I Didn't steal cook the Bible says thou shalt not steal. But nowhere does it say thou shalt not swap? I took a stereo left a Walkman took a plasma screen left an etch-a-sketch As I mentioned I am from Africa I moved here ten years ago and immediately I moved here I heard a lot of British people talking about the Financial crisis the recession. I'm from Africa. What are you maniacs talking about? You call that a crisis if that's a crisis. Where's UNICEF? Where is Bono I've not seen one save the UK concert You can tell me it's a financial crisis when their planes flying over Birmingham tossing fish and chips out the window It will be in a financial crisis when their ads on television Saying this chap has to walk five miles of there To get a bottle of wkd blue And 100% you have got a financial crisis when India starts opening call centres here Can you imagine some pro guide Mumbai calls Bank ends up talking to a bra me Thank you so much Right I Just want to say I think you're bloody hilarious Thank you self-deprecating funny relevance, I mean laughs after laughs after laughs It just kept on coming and I really want you to win the entire Syria I think you have a golden future. I think so buddy. I'm shocked and delighted My face is hurting from laughing I'm so pleased that a man depressed our golden buzzer Whew, you are brilliant, and I cannot wait to hear more from you. We're done You should be a comedy superstar all the jokes were really original and You are incredibly likeable. I couldn't fault it well done No need do I think you're an undiscovered all-star I could see you owning your own show If what you did was so funny and naughty Unique this is why we make shows like this to find people like you Oh


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Welcome to The Stanton
It's All In The Details
Marriott International wanted to open their first boutique-style hotel in order to compete with the South Beach demographic. This boutique brand would be a stretch from traditional Marriott locations, so they were searching for an agency that understood not only the Miami market and clientele, but that could incorporate the Marriott logo on collateral without affecting the boutique aesthetic.
Working with Marriott International to create this new identity for the Stanton, we were inspired by the idea of a chic and hip beachside retreat where guests of all ages would feel young and at ease. Our goal was to combine easygoing luxury with a touch of cool and fun style to create a haven for dreamers, tastemakers, and travelers with an eye for design and a desire to live in the moment.
We built the brand complete with color palette's, textures and patterns. Our team worked on the design and messaging of all Internal Marketing Documents and thus established a consistent voice for the brand. DeepSleep Studio produced all lifestyle photography captured on property, collaborating with the fam Michael Raveney behind the lens. All videography for the Stanton was handled by our team, allowing us to create a consistent tone throughout the collateral. Once the brand was established, we designed and developed a fully responsive website for the property as well as the food and beverage outlets.
We got to involve the entire team in this project and it was truly a passion project for our crew from the very start.


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Gareth is the Chiyu Star in Suikoden IV.
Gareth is a professional sculptor and engraver. He believes that, a delicate piece of work should be kept in a sturdy box, only to be admired once in a while.
During the Island Liberation War, he created a Rose Crest for Schtolteheim Reinbach III, after some time Razro went in Nay Island to get the Rose Crest and delivered it to Reinbach III. Razro went back to Nay Island with Reinbach III in his party and recruited him.
While he was on board on the Dauntless, he created a large statue of Razro. He met many interesting people on the ship and there are several people he would like to have model for him someday. After the war, the ship engravings that Gareth made are popular with tourists who come to the Mordo Hot Spring.
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Speak to Gareth in the Nay Island Inn with Reinbach III in your party.
Once on board your ship, Gareth will sculpt a statue of Razro and put it on display in the saloon.
- Keen: You have done well by coming here. In this room, you may confess what is in your heart and accept proper judgement.
- Gareth: O-Okay...
- Keen: Would you secretly inform me about anyone on board this ship who you think is causing problems?
- Gareth: ... I never expected... Lord Reinbach III to actually use the Rose Crest... A delicate piece of work like that should be kept in a sturdy box, only to be admired once in a while. He really doesn't understand a creator's heart... I cannot help but feel regret.
- Gareth: Let me see... I think the image of him fighting would be worth commemorating with an engraving.
- Keen: Finally, quietly confess the things you wish to atone for, or all the things that you are thankful for.
- Gareth: There are a lot of interesting people on board this ship, so... There are several people I would like to have model for me someday, when things have settled down. I hope the day comes soon when I can devote myself to my creations.
- Keen: Then, I shall pass judgement!
- Gareth: Whew: I thought I was done for, but... All's well now!
- Gareth: ...!! I... only said what I wanted to say honestly, you know? Oww...
Since I am here, I would like to make an engraving on board the ship and put it on display.
I will select a model for the engraving myself. You have no need to worry.
I have asked Ms. Louise for permission to display it in the saloon.


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I made this Amazing Expando Sweater when I was pregnant with Angus in 2000. I am not a novelty yarn kinda gal. Maybe that is why this was so much fun and easy to make. Maybe in my heart I am a novelty yarn kinda gal? Nah- I think it was just a fling. A really fun fling that I still have fond feelings for. I love this sweater. It was great fun to make and easy. Knit in the round in 3×3 rib to the armholes and then split, and well you know the rest. The best part about this sweater is that it pulls double duty. I wore this as a Maternity Sweater and then when Angus was actually here, I could wear it as a regular sweater. And it looked NOT like a Maternity sweater. And I guess I am getting excited for cooler weather if I am writing about it as it is a very warm sweater.
I think I will just keep hauling out the stuff I have made and show them one at a time then, I will make a gallery of them. It is fun as I get to see what I liked and didn't. Useful right now since I am between projects and feel that awful, oh I must pick the RIGHT project feel.
Hmm? What shall it be? I just did a swatch of Plymouth Yarns Baby Brush Alpaca in a great orange. I thought I would make a nice cabley cardigan- the right size this time of course. But when I was making the swatch, I got the distinct feeling that this yarn did not want to be a big autumn sweater. And I think I would look like a giant orange cabled cotton ball. So, my usual MO when not knowing what to make is that I make a scarf. So I think I will make a circular scarf with a nice fat cable on each side. And looooooooong. Plus I will get to use these:
Stefanie sent me the sweetest package, a portion of which you see here. Look at these awesome stitch markers! Thank you Thank you Thank you. They are lovely. And beautifully made. And I love the magnets. The markers are resting comfortably on the new orange swatch. Hmm. A good match I think.
The whole little assemblage is atop my brand new Denise knitting needles. I had heard about them for years but never seen them in any of the LYS I have had. So when I saw them, I snatched them up. They are taking a little getting used to, but I like them. Man, they are pointy! They might not be my everyday needle, but for travel and portability, I think they will fit in just fine.


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US Vice President Says Tibetans Brutally Repressed by China
In a rare admittance from a high profile foreign official on the international stage, the Vice President of United States of America, Mike Pence during the keynote address at the first ever U.S. State Department's Ministerial to Advance Religious Freedom, told that the Tibetan people continue to be brutally repressed by the Chinese government.
"Pence in his address spoke strongly in support of victims of religious persecutions in different countries. He expressed being honored by the presence of former Tibetan political prisoner and activist Golog Jigme. In recognising Golog Jigme's courage and stand for liberty Vice President Pence said that for nearly 70 years, the Tibetan people have been brutally repressed by the Chinese government and Golog Jigme's escape from Tibet and into exile meant that the Tibetan people's "fight to practice their religion and protect their culture goes on." said the report in the official website of Central Tibetan Administration on Friday.
The report also added that during a side interaction Golog Jigme shared a moving personal account of having faced persecution from Chinese authorities and urged Vice President Mike Pence to engage with Chinese leaders, to engage with His Holiness the Dalai Lama and to restore religious freedom in Tibet and to find a lasting resolution to the Tibetan issue and allow the Tibetan people to have true religious freedom. He also urged the U.S. to seek the release of Panchen Lama, incarcerated for 23 years.
Tibetan spiritual leader His Holiness the Dalai Lama addressed the Ministerial to Advance Religious Freedom, through a video message and in the video messaged that was played before the gathering urged a harmonious existence of all different religious traditions including the non-believers too.
Gyalwang Karmapa, Venerable Demo Rinpoche, North America Representative Ngodup Tsering, ICT's Executive President Matteo Mecacci and Vice President Bhuchung K Tsering were present at the prestigious Ministerial.


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TY - JOUR T1 - Ingestible gastrointestinal sampling devices: state-of-the-art and future directions. JF - Crit Rev Biomed Eng Y1 - 2014 A1 - Amoako-Tuffour, Yaw A1 - Jones, Mitchell L A1 - Shalabi, Nabil A1 - Labbe, Alain A1 - Vengallatore, Srikar A1 - Prakash, Satya KW - Biomarkers KW - Capsule Endoscopy KW - Diagnostic Techniques, Digestive System KW - Equipment Design KW - Equipment Failure Analysis KW - Gastrointestinal Contents KW - Gastrointestinal Diseases KW - Humans AB -
Despite the significant contribution of gastrointestinal diseases to the global disease burden and the increasing recognition of the role played by the intestinal microbiota in human health and disease states, conventional methods of exploring and collecting samples from the gastrointestinal tract remain invasive, resource intensive, and often unable to capture all the information contained in these heterogeneous samples. A new class of gastrointestinal sampling capsules is emerging in the literature, which contains the components required for an autonomous intra-luminal device and preserves the spatial and temporal information of the gastrointestinal samples. In this paper, we identify the primary design requirements for gastrointestinal sampling capsules, and we review the state-of-the-art for different components and functionalities. We also suggest two design concepts, and we highlight future directions for this class of biomedical devices.VL - 42 IS - 1 U1 - http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25271356?dopt=Abstract ER -


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An armor-piercing round whizzes past your tank as you turn a corner. You spot a heavy Churchill tank poised to destroy your tiny Panzer. You use your speed to dodge another shell while requesting backup from your teammates. Soon enough, an anti-tank round drops from the sky annihilating your foe.
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They're gonna love this one at the Apple Genius Bar.
A New York professor took a stroll down memory lane on Twitter over the weekend after discovering a decades-old Apple IIe computer in the attic of his parents' home. The machine still worked when John Pfaff turned it on, and even prompted him to restore a saved game after he popped a disk into it.
Pfaff figured the machine was probably 30 years old — and that putting hands on it again made him feel 10.
An Apple IIe. Sat in my parents' attic for years. Decades.
And it works.
Put in an old game disk. Asks if I want to restore a saved game.
And finds one!
It must be 30 years old.
I'm 10 years old again. pic.twitter.com/zL7wWxOo36
— John Pfaff (@JohnFPfaff) February 17, 2019
This is tricky, because three decades later I can't quite remember where I left off this round of Adventureland. pic.twitter.com/Eoj7EqkHtb
— John Pfaff (@JohnFPfaff) February 17, 2019
Pfaff, author of "Locked In," an examination of the U.S. prison system, ended up tweeting throughout the night on Saturday as he tried numerous floppy disks in the 30-year-old computer.
He played a few games, reviewed notes left on disk sleeves and even read a letter on the machine that his late father wrote to him in 1986, when he was 11 and away at summer camp.
Just found this letter my dad typed to me in 1986, when I was 11 and at summer camp.
I REALLY WONDER what my theory abt the daily newspaper comics Spider-Man was.
My dad passed away almost exactly a year ago. It's amazing to come across something so "ordinary" from him. pic.twitter.com/Aog3MiSnXN
— John Pfaff (@JohnFPfaff) February 17, 2019
Hm. I rocked this version of One on One. Could hit a three from anywhere.
But the boxes my mom sent have no joystick!!
Will GameStop have one that fits these ports? pic.twitter.com/VQFgaAyb9G
— John Pfaff (@JohnFPfaff) February 17, 2019
My kids thought things were insanely retro when my wife and I played NES Super Mario on the oldest's Switch.
Tomorrow morning their definition of retro is going to shift significantly. pic.twitter.com/cwpMyvCoYw
— John Pfaff (@JohnFPfaff) February 17, 2019
Hacker screens!
And ASCII art!
On a 35 year old 5.25" magnetic disk from the first Reagan Administration. pic.twitter.com/2EWVrcxvLr
— John Pfaff (@JohnFPfaff) February 17, 2019
Pfaff was also blown away by a retweet from the famed science fiction author William Gibson, who reacted to Pfaff finding a copy of the 1988 game "Neuromancer" — loosely based on Gibson's 1984 novel of the same name.
This game… never got past the first level despite HOURS of (pre-internet cheating) trying.
Now w the web, I have a shot.
The music, tho. That classic Apple IIe music. pic.twitter.com/ebeXNzoCs2
— John Pfaff (@JohnFPfaff) February 17, 2019
Check out more of Pfaff's tweets:
Wow. So this was an old trivia game I loved (Millionware). This screen gets to the point where it says "Say 'Hello' to our contestants Donna."
And then the disk drive whirs w its little red light.
Then you get "Thank you, Donna."
1984 computer humor. pic.twitter.com/dFnbQk7y0D
— John Pfaff (@JohnFPfaff) February 17, 2019
It's like riding a bicycle.
But need to get that 100m dash time down a bit. That was respectable in the 1980s, but not anymore. pic.twitter.com/cmnOKwBUUJ
— John Pfaff (@JohnFPfaff) February 17, 2019
"No, look, kids. This computer has. no. hard-drive. The reason those giant disks say 'Disk Side' 1-4 is you had to keep flipping them over as you played."
Hi-def Mario Kart 8 for the Switch there for comparison. pic.twitter.com/6mZCgiEaR7
— John Pfaff (@JohnFPfaff) February 17, 2019
Insanely, it had been sitting in the disk drive for 30 years. I took it out without looking at the title.
Going w 1995 to avoid any Y2K issues.
And look: "folders." pic.twitter.com/Q04O63GDSr
— John Pfaff (@JohnFPfaff) February 17, 2019
Also, in the days before the Cloud, kids, you had to make sure you backed up your backups, bc those floppies could betray you.
My dad wrote a computer financial modeling textbook. He… wasn't joking abt backups.
Not sure why he went w the fancy Roman numerals tho (w "6" too!). pic.twitter.com/YFQmy97GyN
— John Pfaff (@JohnFPfaff) February 17, 2019
Sarah Connor narrates
And in the end, all our efforts to terminate Skynet were in vain, because in an attic somewhere, an old Apple computer was prepared to wait 30 years to finish the game….. #Terminator https://t.co/RogJEF2rYa
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This is predicted to impact most professions, but to hit construction, manufacturing and retail the hardest. In addition, a Canadian study was undertaken by Business Development Bank of Canada (BDC) predicts a steady decline in the workforce over the coming 10 years as baby boomers retire.
Graph source: "Freelancing in America" is the most comprehensive study of the independent workforce, commissioned by Freelancers Union and Upwork. Source: Link.
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This shift in the labor force, both the entrepreneurial trend, as seen in the growth of freelancers but also the workforce demographic shift, is one of the single greatest obstacles to business growth and is only beginning to have a serious impact on small to medium size businesses (SMEs).
This is impacting all business sizes, with SMEs being the hardest hit.
Following is an impact graph showing the consequence of the labor shortage on SMEs. Note the impact on efficiencies. This is especially difficult in construction, likely influenced by the interdependence of trades on site readiness. Where trades can be delayed for unpredictable periods because the site is not accessible. Employees may work long hours, short staffed, manage multiple sites in a day and endure interruptions in detailed workflow, all creating challenge and often delays in the critical final stages of the work.
Inefficiency in the Industry
The construction business is one of the largest industries in the world, with an annual market capitalization exceeding $10 trillion. Despite its tremendous potential, many firms are struggling due to a shortage of skilled workers, weak productivity growth, and new data showing that the industry generates immense waste, both in terms of human productivity and physical materials." (Posted on August 28, 2017 by Tyler from https://esub.com/reshaping-the-construction-industry-automation-tools-and-technology/,)
Estimates suggest that only 25 minutes out of every hour is billed in construction. Without seriously rethinking construction processes, especially as it relates to the labor shortage, there is little hope for improvements in efficiency.
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To add to this, fewer people are choosing construction as their life vocation. As the boomers retire, the gap between supply and demand is going to grow. In the best scenario, businesses will look inward to improve efficiencies, but this will only address some of the problems.
Both the US and Canada are struggling to keep up with demand. The future of labor in the construction industry is uncertain, but more importantly, the industry is ready for a change. The question is what that change might look like. Automation might be one opportunity, but few of the trades lend themselves to this. Investment in robotics, process flow and systemization are underway to find ways to improve efficiencies, however, many trades such as electricians, carpenters, plumbers are challenging professions to automate and process flow and systematization are difficult across disparate trades.
Firms are already undermanned, with demand exceeding supply in increasing numbers. Those who will succeed and grow, will understand the need to rethink the labor paradigm. They will find ways to improve their efficiency, and therefore billable hours, to offset, if only in part, the challenge of finding and retaining talent.
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The BDC study noted that the firms hardest hit, as a rule, have not updated their operating systems, many still using old processes, like running on excel spreadsheets for example. Few have invested in internal technologies to track ordering and parts, ensure thorough and accurate sales details, manage service or track project logistics. These systems may seem expensive; it is those who do not invest who are the most likely to see declining returns and continue to struggle to manage their businesses.
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Following is food for thought, possible ways to grow efficiencies and/or billable time, without adding people or over-stressing existing staff:
- Track everything. Take the plunge and implement an operating system. There are a growing number of specialty offerings designed for your sector. Not having this in place is a handicap.
- Partner with a local firm that provides services you don't currently offer to expand offerings.
- If applicable, find partners for out of town work. Or better yet, don't take out of town work if you are not properly staffed to do so. Refer or partner.
- Identify your core talents and invest more in them.
- Ensure you pay your staff well and work hard on your culture, no one leaves if they love what they do and are paid well to do it.
- Find ways to employ your staff in quieter times.
- Make friends with the local colleges or trade schools, offer your firm for their practicums.
- Find ways to locate freelance or available talent for peak periods. Look at labor platforms such as LincEdge. There are many entering the market to help optimize labor.
- Make friends with your competitors. They are the least of your worries.
Labor dependent businesses are going to be increasingly challenged over the coming years. The survivors and thrivers will not be those who do business as they do today.
We'd love to hear what you are doing to deal with the current and growing labor shortage. It is time for all of us to up our game.
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Who discovered that DNA is the Genetic Material?
The discovery that genetic information is coded along the length of DNA was one of the major achievements of science in the 20th century. This polymeric molecule, DNA, is the chemical basis of heredity and is the fundamental units of genetic information.
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A first official look at Field Guide to Evil, the upcoming horror anthology movie directed by Ashim Ahluwalia, Yannis Veslemes, Can Evrenol, Severin Fiala, Veronika Franz, Katrin Gebbe Calvin Reeder, Agnieszka Smoczynska, and Peter Strickland:
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We were let down regarding the installation of a screen and projector in the Aula yesterday but thankfully Scenpuls have stepped in to save the day.
We're extremely grateful that Jonas Hamrin and his team could help. Jonas was an absolute star and really made us feel welcome as a customer. Thank you!
Now we should have a great set-up for Open House on November 25.
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Marcus Jonsson at IES Central Services has also done a grand job chasing up the backdrop for Gymnasiemässan. Unfortunately it's been delivered to Gävle but is presently wining its way to Stockholm. Without Marcus, it would not have been so easy getting all our advertising material sorted in time.
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Rugeley Flood Defense Scheme Nears Completion
The Environment Agency is about to complete work on the £5.2 million Rugeley flood defense scheme.
"We will largely complete construction work on the scheme by end of December 2017, with some minor work to take place in January 2018," reported the EA.
The project involved construction of a 350m long embankment, which is 4m high at its highest point, on Hagley playing fields.
This embankment has created a flood storage area which will store water from the Rising Brook during times of heavy rainfall and then slowly release it back into the watercourse when levels no longer pose a flood risk.
"The Environment Agency plans to reseed the Hagley playing fields in spring 2018 and they will reopen to the public towards the end of 2018," the agency added.
This project was completed in partnership with Stoke-on-Trent and Staffordshire Local Enterprise Partnership, Staffordshire County Council and Cannock Chase District Council.


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|Achintya with Sri Sathya Sai in Kodaikanal - May, 2003
From out the eternal orb the Earth did shout:
"Lord! Come, save me, I am drowning.
Man has turned to beast and worse. Lift from me this burden;
Remove this evil curse.
Wars everywhere, as nuclear weapons keep being tested.
Money became a religion as mammon was worshipped."
The gods felt helpless and all went to Vishnu's Abode where He assured, "I shall manifest Myself to re-establish Dharma."
The descent of the Avatar is the greatest event in the history of the world for, it signifies the descent of the Divine to the human. God comes down to earth in human form, so that he may lift mankind to sublime heights. Sri Ramakrishna Paramahamsa had once said, "The sages and saints are like ordinary boats who can carry only a few people with them and show them the goal of life, whereas an Avatar is like a big ship who carries thousands of people across the ocean of Samsara."
|The Avatars of Yore
Bhagavan as an Avatar is in a very unique way different from the Avatars of the past. The Avatars of the past vanquished powerful demons and waged wars against the forces of evil to restore the balance of righteousness. But the SAI Avatar has come, fully aware that its man's mind that is to be corrected. He has the power of Divine Love, not force. With this weapon (Love), He attracts everyone; the young and the old, the poor and the rich, the good and those who need to become good. That is why He is called, 'The Universal Magnet'.
The Avatar is like a catalyst. As a catalyst in chemistry does not participate in the chemical reaction, but only fastens the process of the reaction, the Avatar too allows human beings to hasten their process of transformation and evolution of the soul in His Divine Presence.
It is not possible to describe the qualities of an Avatar in their fullness by any human being. Professor Kasturi, the biographer of Bhagavan, compared this with trying to condense all the water of the ocean in an inkpot. Saint Kabir had also sung, "Even if the water of the seven oceans were to be used as ink and earth as paper, one cannot describe the Glory of the Lord."
Bhagavan Sri Sathya Sai Baba, a unique Avatar, a phenomenon by Himself, has been, from time to time giving clues and hints of Himself, in short, 'Revelations' of course, the first was on 20th October 1940 when he said in front of his brother's house, before his sister-in-law, "I am no more yours, I am Sai Baba. My devotees are calling Me," and later, on His thirtieth birthday, during His Discourse, He said, "Yada Yadahi Dharmasya Glanirbhavati Bharata. Abhyuthanam Adharmasya Tadatmanam Srijamyaham." The Lord had announced that He would assume human form and the Lord has come, as announced.
Bhagavan's main task is the re-establishment of the Vedas and the Shastras in the heart of Bharatavarsha and the revival of the knowledge about them in the people. Bhagavan has come to light the Lamp of Love in our hearts, to see that it shines day by day with added lustre.
Bhagavan has not come to speak on particular Dharma like the Hindu Dharma. Bhagavan has not come on any mission of publicity for any creed or caste. Bhagavan has come to tell us the Universal Atmic Principle and the path of Love.
In this Sai Avatar the wicked will not be destroyed, they will be corrected and reformed, educated and led back to the path from which they strayed .We should not consider Bhagavan merely as a body of five feet, three inches. His presence is being felt all over the world. Here are a few instances.
A structural engineer from India, doing his job in London, wished to specialize in underground construction and joined Geo - technology course. He was the only student who was not having any Geology background. He worked hard for it and later got distinction. He also had a strange dream where a car stopped in front of him and took him to a place where Bhajans were being conducted and later was taken to a place where he was given food. After this dream he successfully wrote his exams and joined his group.
A devotee's son was seriously ill and doctors were not able to diagnose the sickness. All efforts to cure the child of his sickness proved futile. The devotee prayed to Bhagavan. The entire family was in grief due to the child's sickness. There was a Shirdi Sai's photo in the room, which was covered with a thin sheet.
Suddenly, the family heard the cracking of the picture. A cloud of smoke emerged from the picture and floated towards the child and finally merged in him. The child showed signs of recovery and was cured in a few days.
Crime on the highways is common in South Africa. A devotee, who was the owner of a fleet of buses, was a victim of a highway robbery and suffered a bullet injury. A bullet hit him in the chest. He called out Bhagavan's name. Suddenly, Bhagavan appeared before him and put His hand on the chest where the bullet was embedded. Bhagavan disappeared from the devotee's view and the devotee continued to live with the bullet inside. During his visit to Prasanthi Nilayam much later, Bhagavan pointed out the devotee's chest and said, "So it is resting comfortably here." The devotee was taken aback as very few people knew this fact.
All these Leelas are expression of His love. Sometimes, they are just for fun. Here is one such Leela. Once, a small boy got a dream where Bhagavan asked him to tell his mother to prepare chips and pepper rasam. The next day, he told his mother to do so and after preparing they placed them in front of Bhagavan's photo. To their surprise, the level of both of them decreased and a chit came out saying that the salt was less in chips. They added salt to the chip feeling that Bhagavan had told about the chips, but hadn't mentioned the rasam. Suddenly chit came from the photo saying "Rasam okay."
|Achintya with Sri Sathya Sai at Kodaikanal - May 2005
We are lucky to live at this time when the Lord has descended. The only thing we have to do is to make full use of the chance and become worthy instruments in His mission.
God, grant me clear sight to see what lies behind
These silent - floating emblems of Divine purity -
These thought forms of one great mind -
Which cover all in one white robe of holy unity.
- Achintya Awasthi
Student (2003-2005), Department of Management Studies
Sri Sathya Sai Institute of Higher Learning
Prasanthi Nilayam Campus
Currently, General Manager, Farlin Group


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Indy Mayhem Show: Pro Wrestling Interviews
Marshall Gambino and Prospect Pro Wrestling | Indy Mayhem Show
December 13th, 2018 | 37 mins
international wrestling cartel, marshall gambino, prospect pro wrestling, renegade wrestling alliance
Marshall Gambino is back and talking about his new indy wrestling promotion, Prospect Pro Wrestling. We talk about his career with International Wrestling Cartel and Renegade Wrestling Alliance, giving a chance for younger talent to mix it up with more veterans in the area such as Super Hentai and John McChesney and some thoughts on the Pittsburgh Wrestling landscape.
Bronco McBride | Indy Mayhem Show
December 6th, 2018 | 51 mins 56 secs
bronco mcbride, dj z, indy wrestling, international wrestling cartel, renegade wrestling alliance
We talk with Bronco McBride about meeting a young John Rodin, trainng with Shiima Xion/DJ Z at the Iron City Wrestling Academy, debuting as Blue Collar Slaughterhouse with International Wrestling Cartel - IWC, growing into singles wrestling, and his current feud and tag team championship situation at RWA PRO- Renegade Wrestling Alliance.
Elijah Dean & Ryan Dye | Indy Mayhem Show
November 29th, 2018 | 54 mins 21 secs
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"Man Dime" Elijah Dean & "The Professor" Ryan Dye recently had their first matches at IWC Proving Ground 7. We talked with them in the weeks after their debut to talk about their path to professional wrestling, their colorful characters, and more!
Noctus | Indy Mayhem Show
November 22nd, 2018 | 39 mins 24 secs
We talk with Noctus about his years in the army and what that did to help him prepare for wrestling training with with the Iron City Wrestling Academy, opportunities with International Wrestling Cartel and Renegade Wrestling Alliance, his worst match ever in Wheeling, WV, and his goals of making New Japan.
John Rodin | Indy Mayhem Show
November 15th, 2018 | 39 mins 3 secs
John Rodin has had a rocky career since his days training with DJ Z at the Iron City Wrestling Academy. He talks about his friendship with who would become his tag team partner Bronco McBride as Blue Collar Slaughterhouse, his poor attitude and eventual depression, and coming out to transform himself, his body, and his career in pro wrestling as he builds in Renegade Wrestling Alliance and more!
Johnny Patch & Stevie LeBell | Indy Mayhem Show
November 8th, 2018 | 27 mins 47 secs
Shortly after their first ever matches at IWC Proving Ground 7, we chat with Iron City Wrestling Academy graduates Johnny Patch & Stevie "The Ronin" LeBell on their first matches with some impressive names in DJ Z and Dylan Bostic, their path through training, and more!
Shawn Phoenix Rises | Indy Mayhem Show
November 1st, 2018 | 1 hr 8 mins
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After a near death experience at a recent independent wrestling show, Shawn Phoenix talks about his experience in recovery, what he remembers, has had to deal with in recovery, and whether he can even return to pro wrestling. We also catch up on his travels across the country since being on the show early last year.
Shane Taylor Returns | Indy Mayhem Show
October 25th, 2018 | 30 mins 39 secs
Ring of Honor Wrestling star Shane Taylor returns to the show a day removed from his return to RWA PRO- Renegade Wrestling Alliance at RWA Bloody Harvest 2018! We discuss returning the the Pittsburgh area this year with RWA and International Wrestling Cartel - IWC, changing the view of black wrestlers in the business, and a message for others that have come from the same sorts of neighborhoods as Shane.
Latin Assassin | Indy Mayhem Show
October 18th, 2018 | 33 mins 13 secs
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"Latin Assassin" Mike Aponte talks with us about starting with the Monster Factory in New Jersey, having his first match with Jimmy Snuka, Jake Roberts, KSWA, the Beechview Brawl shows and bringing wrestling back to the neighborhood with the Tolin FX Halloween Bash!
Around the World with Facade | Indy Mayhem Show
October 11th, 2018 | 57 mins 46 secs
facade, japan, pokemon go, singapore, thailand
Facade returns to talk about his recent travels through wrestling promotions in Japan, Singapore, Thailand and more!
Joe Dombrowski Returns! | Indy Mayhem Show
October 3rd, 2018 | 33 mins 24 secs
future of honor, premier championship wrestling, ring of honor, social media, welterweight wrestling
Joe Dombrowski joins us to talk about Welterweight Wrestling 4, working with Ring of Honor, Premier Championship Wrestling after 3 years, working as a commentator to get over the talent, and more!
"Iceman" Tony Johnson | Indy Mayhem Show
September 27th, 2018 | 18 mins 18 secs
"Iceman" Tony Johnson joins us to talk about his career, his 30 minute iron man match with Matt Conard, Ryse Wrestling and more!
Intergender Wrestling Panel | Indy Mayhem Show
September 20th, 2018 | 1 hr 11 mins
all in, beth phoenix, candice lerae, chyna, honeybadger, intergender wrestling, jinx, kimber lee, lucha underground, mixed match challenge, ring of honor, women's rights, women's wrestling, wonder woman, wwe
This week we're joined with a special panel including women's wrestlers Jinx and HoneyBadger, Ryse Wrestling booker Marcus Mann, and the PWTorch "Talking Honor" Podcast's Emily Fear. We are talking about the state of integender wrestling including the history of Chyna in WWE, the presentation of Lucha Underground, how Ryse Wrestling addresses intergender wrestling, booking issues they hope to still overcome, and more in this hour long conversation!
Sam Adonis Returns from Mexico: Indy Mayhem Show
September 13th, 2018 | 32 mins 40 secs
cmll, corey graves, lucha fiesta pittsburgh, lucha libre, pittsburgh, ultimo dragon, wwe
Sam Adonis is in studio as he returns to Pittsburgh! We talk about the history of CMLL and Arena Mexico, the crowds, storytelling, and culture of Lucha Libre, returning to Pittsburgh and working across the states and the UK, his history with stealing Ultimo Dragon's mask, the upcoming Lucha Fiesta Pittsburgh happening right across the street from our studio and more!
Team Storm | Indy Mayhem Show
September 10th, 2018 | 1 hr 5 mins
international wrestling cartel, jack pollock, jaxon argos, rc dupree, remix pro wrestling, team storm
Team Storm unites on Indy Mayhem Show for the first time! Jaxon Argos, RC Dupree, an Jaxon Argos are in studio with ALL of their belts (IWC Heavyweight Championship, IWC Tag Team Championships and Remix Pro Tag Team Championships). They talk about the build to success they had at IWC Caged Fury, Remix Pro, laughing, crying, and more as they answer questions from the chat room for over an hour!
Gary Michael Cappetta Returns! | Indy Mayhem Show
September 6th, 2018 | 38 mins 2 secs
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WCW Announcer Gary Michael Cappetta returns to Pittsburgh to join us in studio as we talk about his Beyond Bodyslams one man show, returning to town, as well as Chicago and Atlantic City in the near future. We talk about his experience from the first round of shows, some experiences looking at the indy wrestling scene today and much more!


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Dating Secrets Review
It's been a while since I've sat down to do this, but I wanted to get my Dating Secrets review up and running as soon as possible because there are a lot of people out there asking about it. So, what's the deal with Dating Secrets? Is it really a top new guide on the market, or is it yet another pale imitation?
Dating Secrets Review Highlights
Let's start with the good stuff. Dating Secrets comes from Tony Sanders, a self-prescribed "reformed" nerd who has since gone on to become quite the ladies' man. His story is one we're all familiar with – the long years of complete failure finally capped by a rush to understand women, and ultimately learn how to meet them in any setting.
By the looks of this guide, I'd say Sanders succeeded, because it is written with all the PUA staples, plus quite a few nuggets of gold from his own life. These days, you pretty much have to expect to hear about inner game, body language, changing her state, and all the other buzz words of the pickup.
But, Tony Sanders sticks to mostly tangible, real world issues that guys can relate to (something a lot of pickup artists stumble on as they get deeper into their game). It's pretty much the guide for any guy who doesn't feel comfortable with the heavy duty, thickly laid "pickup" tactics that so many of the top-end guys are using.
Introduction Video
Here's Tony Sanders' introductory video about his dating system.
Dating Secrets Review Caveats
Of course, because of that down-to-earth style of writing, Dating Secrets isn't the perfect guide if your only goal is to meet women, have sex with them, and then meet more women. This is a guide for men who want to better understand and then date women.
Of course, as most PUAs will tell you, having these tactics in hand will make the sex and dating part much easier.
Bottom Line
There are a lot of Dating Secrets review writers out there, and most of them will tell you the same thing. If you're just getting started at overhauling your dating strategies, Dating Secrets is a great place to start.


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Warriors with raised rifles
Would be tested on their honor,
Examining the loyalty of the loyal
And the Honor in the dishonored.
They had not imagined the fate that awaited them
In a world beyond war,
How much more would they have to give
To change things back to how they were before?
They found comfort after a long silence……
This was not the end.
Tomorrow they will encounter a new experience
In the final descent.
Their battles be fought pure of heart
Like mechanical dolls,
Bound together, they move towards the horizon,
Smile bravely…..
Then they fall
Venice Renee-Lynn Hughes


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|Re: Cellular Jamming? Think Again.
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> The law should be modestly amended to declare those using cellphones
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> subject to pummeling by the inconvenienced other inmates of such
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Returning to the Lord (1 Samuel 6:1-7:17)Daniel White, 5 May, 2019
Part of the 1 Samuel - Allegiance series, preached at a Sunday Evening service
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1 Samuel 6–7 (Listen)
6:1 The ark of the LORD was in the country of the Philistines seven months. 2 And the Philistines called for the priests and the diviners and said, "What shall we do with the ark of the LORD? Tell us with what we shall send it to its place." 3 They said, "If you send away the ark of the God of Israel, do not send it empty, but by all means return him a guilt offering. Then you will be healed, and it will be known to you why his hand does not turn away from you." 4 And they said, "What is the guilt offering that we shall return to him?" They answered, "Five golden tumors and five golden mice, according to the number of the lords of the Philistines, for the same plague was on all of you and on your lords. 5 So you must make images of your tumors and images of your mice that ravage the land, and give glory to the God of Israel. Perhaps he will lighten his hand from off you and your gods and your land. 6 Why should you harden your hearts as the Egyptians and Pharaoh hardened their hearts? After he had dealt severely with them, did they not send the people away, and they departed? 7 Now then, take and prepare a new cart and two milk cows on which there has never come a yoke, and yoke the cows to the cart, but take their calves home, away from them. 8 And take the ark of the LORD and place it on the cart and put in a box at its side the figures of gold, which you are returning to him as a guilt offering. Then send it off and let it go its way 9 and watch. If it goes up on the way to its own land, to Beth-shemesh, then it is he who has done us this great harm, but if not, then we shall know that it is not his hand that struck us; it happened to us by coincidence."
10 The men did so, and took two milk cows and yoked them to the cart and shut up their calves at home. 11 And they put the ark of the LORD on the cart and the box with the golden mice and the images of their tumors. 12 And the cows went straight in the direction of Beth-shemesh along one highway, lowing as they went. They turned neither to the right nor to the left, and the lords of the Philistines went after them as far as the border of Beth-shemesh. 13 Now the people of Beth-shemesh were reaping their wheat harvest in the valley. And when they lifted up their eyes and saw the ark, they rejoiced to see it. 14 The cart came into the field of Joshua of Beth-shemesh and stopped there. A great stone was there. And they split up the wood of the cart and offered the cows as a burnt offering to the LORD. 15 And the Levites took down the ark of the LORD and the box that was beside it, in which were the golden figures, and set them upon the great stone. And the men of Beth-shemesh offered burnt offerings and sacrificed sacrifices on that day to the LORD. 16 And when the five lords of the Philistines saw it, they returned that day to Ekron.
17 These are the golden tumors that the Philistines returned as a guilt offering to the LORD: one for Ashdod, one for Gaza, one for Ashkelon, one for Gath, one for Ekron, 18 and the golden mice, according to the number of all the cities of the Philistines belonging to the five lords, both fortified cities and unwalled villages. The great stone beside which they set down the ark of the LORD is a witness to this day in the field of Joshua of Beth-shemesh.
19 And he struck some of the men of Beth-shemesh, because they looked upon the ark of the LORD. He struck seventy men of them, and the people mourned because the LORD had struck the people with a great blow. 20 Then the men of Beth-shemesh said, "Who is able to stand before the LORD, this holy God? And to whom shall he go up away from us?" 21 So they sent messengers to the inhabitants of Kiriath-jearim, saying, "The Philistines have returned the ark of the LORD. Come down and take it up to you."
7:1 And the men of Kiriath-jearim came and took up the ark of the LORD and brought it to the house of Abinadab on the hill. And they consecrated his son Eleazar to have charge of the ark of the LORD. 2 From the day that the ark was lodged at Kiriath-jearim, a long time passed, some twenty years, and all the house of Israel lamented after the LORD.
3 And Samuel said to all the house of Israel, "If you are returning to the LORD with all your heart, then put away the foreign gods and the Ashtaroth from among you and direct your heart to the LORD and serve him only, and he will deliver you out of the hand of the Philistines." 4 So the people of Israel put away the Baals and the Ashtaroth, and they served the LORD only.
5 Then Samuel said, "Gather all Israel at Mizpah, and I will pray to the LORD for you." 6 So they gathered at Mizpah and drew water and poured it out before the LORD and fasted on that day and said there, "We have sinned against the LORD." And Samuel judged the people of Israel at Mizpah. 7 Now when the Philistines heard that the people of Israel had gathered at Mizpah, the lords of the Philistines went up against Israel. And when the people of Israel heard of it, they were afraid of the Philistines. 8 And the people of Israel said to Samuel, "Do not cease to cry out to the LORD our God for us, that he may save us from the hand of the Philistines." 9 So Samuel took a nursing lamb and offered it as a whole burnt offering to the LORD. And Samuel cried out to the LORD for Israel, and the LORD answered him. 10 As Samuel was offering up the burnt offering, the Philistines drew near to attack Israel. But the LORD thundered with a mighty sound that day against the Philistines and threw them into confusion, and they were defeated before Israel. 11 And the men of Israel went out from Mizpah and pursued the Philistines and struck them, as far as below Beth-car.
12 Then Samuel took a stone and set it up between Mizpah and Shen and called its name Ebenezer; for he said, "Till now the LORD has helped us." 13 So the Philistines were subdued and did not again enter the territory of Israel. And the hand of the LORD was against the Philistines all the days of Samuel. 14 The cities that the Philistines had taken from Israel were restored to Israel, from Ekron to Gath, and Israel delivered their territory from the hand of the Philistines. There was peace also between Israel and the Amorites.
15 Samuel judged Israel all the days of his life. 16 And he went on a circuit year by year to Bethel, Gilgal, and Mizpah. And he judged Israel in all these places. 17 Then he would return to Ramah, for his home was there, and there also he judged Israel. And he built there an altar to the LORD.


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Skyrim Switch Port Proves Bethesda Can Sell Literally Anything as Many Times as They Want
By: Sutton Lee Seymour
ROCKVILLE, MD – Last Saturday, Nintendo released Skyrim for its new Switch console, finally proving that companies can re-package any successful product as many times as they want and people will still buy it. Bethesda, the company responsible for Skyrim, stated its commitment to porting the same game to as many possible as possible within the next decade.
"We are proud to present the next generation of gaming. This is the definitive Skyrim experience, until the next one of course," said the game's creator Todd Howard. "We are proud to offer new features, such as marginally better graphics, 30% shinier swords, and an alternate ending where your mods don't crash your system and you actually get to finish the main game."
Howard also went on to discuss his excitement at the new potential being offered by Bethesda's Creation Club. "I can't wait to see the mods. There's nothing more incredible in my eyes than a community that rallies together to create awesome content for us to sell at absolutely no cost! I love our fans."
Bethesda announced earlier this week that they plan on porting Skyrim to the Game Boy Advance sometime next year.