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Our spacious, themed rooms include: sky lighting, fully equipped kitchens, air conditioning/ heating, cable TV and over 500 ft of lakefront for your use. All rooms include one queen size bed and a pull out couch that converts into a twin size bed. *Each room is subject to availability and is not guaranteed.
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The lakefront includes: a four-slip dock, large gazebo, a swimming platform, diving board, and great swimming! Scott Lake is an all-sport lake featuring swimming, skiing, and boating, with easy public access right around the corner. Have a boat? Bring it with you!
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- Weekly vacations run Saturday thru Saturday. Weekly rate is $700.00.
- Nightly Vacation: $105 per night Monday-Thursday. $125 per night on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. (Except on holidays)
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Housekeeping is not provided during your stay. However, there are extra towels included in your room. Additional towels and amenities are provided upon request.
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Her voice comes at you low and flat, wildly insinuating, electric and lingering. In another age, Lauren Bacall's voice might have been called mannish. When she opened her mouth in "To Have and Have Not" — taking a long drag on a cigarette while locking Humphrey Bogart in her gaze — she staked a claim on the screen and made an immortal Hollywood debut. But in 1944 at the exquisitely tender age of 19, she was also projecting an indelible screen persona: that of the tough, quick-witted American woman who could fight the good fight alongside her man.
She may not have been Rosie the Riveter and building bombers, but there was something about Ms. Bacall, a New York girl turned Hollywood starlet, that suggested a stubborn strength that could stand up to the times. The movie is best remembered for its oft-quoted whistle line (oh, you know how), but there's far more to Ms. Bacall's performance than that bit of dialogue. Liberally adapted from the Hemingway novel, the Howard Hawks film would cement Bogart as a romantic lead after "Casablanca." He plays Morgan, a.k.a. Steve, a caustic American who charters his fishing boat off the coast of Vichy-controlled Martinique. Ms. Bacall plays Marie, a.k.a. Slim, a thief and possibly a prostitute who lifts a wallet off a chump under Bogart's watch, but later helps him smuggle French partisans out of the country.
If the movie's political backdrop tends to go missing in the mists of the Bogart and Bacall legend — they fell in love during its making — it's understandable given how they steam up the joint. Before teaching him how to whistle, Slim slides into Steve's lap and leans down to kiss him. "Whaddya do that for?" he says, as if the question needed asking. "Been wondering whether I'd like it," she says. He asks her verdict. She murmurs "I don't know yet" before going in for another try. This time, he pulls her close, his hand circling her neck, and they kiss deeper and longer. She stops, pulls back and stands, taking the camera with her, and delivers the film's other great line: "It's even better when you help."
Lauren Bacall in a 1944 publicity still from Howard Hawks's "To Have and Have Not," her first film.Credit...Warner Bros.
Decades later, Ms. Bacall's performance in "To Have and Have Not" has been so memorialized and near-mummified that it can be easy to forget its initial shock waves. James Agee liked Ms. Bacall in "To Have and Have Not" ("the very entertaining, nervy, adolescent new blonde") and predicted in his review that the movie's appeal was predicated on whether you liked her even if he admitted he was no judge. "I can hardly look at her, much less listen to her," he wrote, "without getting caught in a dilemma between a low whistle and a belly laugh. It has been years since I have seen such amusing pseudo-toughness on the screen." Agee saw an "arrogant neophyte" and a film that had been constructed around her as snugly as the form-fitting hound's-tooth suit she wears so well.
Not everyone was wholly sold on Ms. Bacall's coming out. Writing around the same time as Agee, the critic Parker Tyler noted "the mild Mephistophelian peaks of her eyebrows" and compared her with screen goddesses like Gene Tierney and Rita Hayworth. (He should have thrown in Veronica Lake.) Tyler was confounded by Ms. Bacall's husk and doesn't seem to have known that, per Hawks's instructions, she had stripped away any trace of what he deemed a potential feminine flaw. After signing her, Hawks had begun shaping Ms. Bacall, telling her, in an anecdote related in Todd McCarthy's invaluable biography "Howard Hawks: The Grey Fox of Hollywood": "When a woman gets excited or emotional, she tends to raise her voice. Now, there is nothing more unattractive than screeching."
For Tyler, the results were mannered and synthetic. Yet he also rightly pinpointed an androgynous quality in Ms. Bacall that helped distinguish her debut and made it such a playful gloss on the classic femme fatale: "Her Hepburnesque Garbotoon, clearly confirmed in her subsequent pictures, equals Dietrich travestied by a boyish voice." Like Garbo and Dietrich, two other goddesses that Tyler invoked, Ms. Bacall's on-screen presence in "To Have and Have Not" draws on both feminine and masculine qualities that suggest an excitingly capable woman. Guided by Hawks, Ms. Bacall calmed her trembling chin, gave Bogart a sexy little slap and filled out her character with so much personality that she transcended her third billing (after Walter Brennan) to become an erotic emblem of American wit and war-ready grit.
It's been said of Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers that he gave her class while she gave him sex. There's another calculus in the Bogart and Bacall pairing. Ingrid Bergman may have warmed Bogart up in "Casablanca," but it was Ms. Bacall who lit him on fire. She later complained about being in his shadow; in truth, each burnished the other's legend, as all four of the movies they made together prove. She made some good ones without Bogart, who died in 1957, including the fizzy "How to Marry a Millionaire." But after the 1940s, as pneumatic blondes blew up and gender roles were re-established, she didn't often find the film roles that suited her cool, steady gaze. The movies couldn't see it, but she was born to go quip to quip, curled lip to lip, with a man.


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Lahore:have said that perturbed Imran Khan is leveling baseless and unethical allegations with regard to Women Members Assembly in his statements.
They said that as per facts despite having only 17% representation, women members took part in the national assembly proceedings more than 51% and during question session, every woman member parliament asked questions four times more than a man member national assembly. They said that prior to raising objections on women assembly members, Imran Khan should tell the nation that as an MNA what he did from 2002 to 2007 in national assembly.
Likewise, Imran Khan should also tell the nation that as member of Public Accounts Committee and Kashmir Committee, what he did for Kashmir cause and elimination of corruption. The women assembly members demanded Imran Khan to present his five years performance as MNA before the nation. They said it is on record that women members' assembly got approved more than one dozen laws regarding women rights.


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Open Data Kit
Open Data Kit (ODK) is a free and open-source set of tools (including ODK Collect and ODK Aggregate) that help organisations create and manage mobile data collection solutions. It enables users to:
- build a data collection form or survey;
- collect the data on a mobile device and send it to a server; and
- aggregate the collected data on a server and extract it in useful formats.
ODK is being used to create socio-economic and health surveys with GPS locations and images, to create decision support for clinicians, and to build multimedia-rich natural resource mapping tools. It has been used in various community-based forest monitoring initiatives such as the CMRV project in North Rupununi, Guyana.
- Open source
- ODK Collect uses an Android platform, meaning it can easily be adapted in areas where mobile phone use is spreading. ODK Collect saves data to phone so it can be accessed without internet connectivity.
- Data can then be sent to a server, ODK Aggregate, allowing for remote oversight of the collection process if mobile internet is available.
- ODK enables use of a variety of data types, allowing users to attach GPS points, photos and videos to surveys.
- ODK can easily manage a large volume of data.
- The intuitive interface is well-fitted to forest monitoring, requiring minimal training, although it is not well adapted for use by illiterate people.
- Phones can use mobile internet, enabling constant connectivity between ODK Collect and ODK Aggregate if mobile internet is available.
- Placing information on server enables faster analysis of data, and facilitates role of supporting organisations
- In widespread use, so it has a large support community for troubleshooting.
- The reliance on Android smartphones can bring various disadvantages (described here) such as a short battery life, power to charge them, and internet connectivity for transferring data.
- ODK Aggregate's data analysis capability is limited. Its collection forms are designed primarily for question and answer surveys. When this data is exported into programmes such as Microsoft Excel or R Statistics, its format can make analysis time consuming.
- In remote forest regions, mobile internet is likely to be either unavailable or too expensive to be practical, so real-time oversight of the collection process is unlikely.
- Designed primarily for question and answer surveys, rather than for forest monitoring and mapping.
- The remote monitoring facility may not be suitable for independent forest monitoring programmes.
- Lack of signal in rural areas can interfere with communication between program and server.
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Campus construction pace picks up
As the temperatures outside increase, the pace of work on campus also heats up. There is an extensive list of projects slated for construction and renovation beginning this spring, according to Michael McKay, vice president for facilities.
"The real peak growth rate on campus was in the 1960s," he said. "This is a close second."
Currently the most visible project to members of the University community and visitors to Princeton alike is the work on the north side of campus near Chancellor Green and Firestone Library. The redesign of the site represents the final piece of a project that began in the summer of 2000 with the renovation of the Joseph Henry House.
The next summer, the renovation of East Pyne and the restoration of Chancellor Green started, followed in the summer of 2003 with the construction of a new humanities building east of the Joseph Henry House. The complex, which now serves as the home of the Andlinger Center for the Humanities, is intended to give a more visible profile to the humanities at Princeton.
Read the full story in the Weekly Bulletin.
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February Reading
I'm a few days late in documenting what I've read in January. I had a short list last month – my goals were to try and tackle:
- The Little White Horse by Elizabeth Goudge. I have started this and am about two chapters in. So far … I'm enchanted. I finished this and it was DELIGHTFUL. We definitely need our own copy for our home library and I'm thinking this will be a read-aloud in another year with the crew.
- French Kids Eat Everything: How Our Family Moved to France, Cured Picky Eating, Banned Snacking, and Discovered 10 Simple Rules for Raising Happy, Healthy Eaters I grabbed this at the library. I made it about 1/3 of the way through the book and then petered out. I felt like I had the gist of what she was saying and it gave me some ideas for my own crew.
- For the January Reading to Know bookclub, I'm also tacking on a couple L.M. Montgomery books. I'm reading Jane of Lantern Hill aloud to the girls (our first LMM selection to be read aloud) and Jane is one of my favorites. (I read Jane for the 2009 LMM Challenge and blogged her here). I want to reread Rila of Ingleside on my own for the challenge. It's been a while since I've spent time with her. I read Rilla and blogged her here. The girls and I also read Jane and thoroughly enjoyed it. I blogged this one back in 2009 and she's still just as delightful. So glad I got to share this with the girls this month.
I also managed to finish 100 Cupboards by N.D. Wilson. I had read this one several years ago and recently picked a used copy for a song and couldn't remember if N1 would be ready for it. The answer was yes for this quirky, fairytale-ish story.
A good chunk of my February plans are posted in the picture above. I'm still trying to pick from my shelves and read some that have been recommended to me time and time and again but I just haven't ever gotten to. With that said, my plans for February are:
- to read the second book in the 100 Cupboards series, Dandelion Fire. (I can't just stop with book 1 and I've not read book 2 before).
- One of the books on my shelf from Susan Schaffer Macaulay – either For the Family's Sake or For the Children's Sake.
- One of the Katrina Kension books on my shelf – Mitten Strings for God, The Gift of an Ordinary Day, or Magical Journey: An Apprenticeship in Contentment. I've dabbled in the Kenison books (except the bottom one, it was just published) and it's time to read through one of these from cover to cover.
- Read-aloud The Railway Children by E. Nesbit with the girls. It was a reading selection in one of N2's Writing with Ease assignments and the few paragraphs we read were enough to tempt us into reading the book. I downloaded a free copy on my Kindle and we are about two chapters in and can't wait to read more. This is my first foray into E. Nesbit's books, though we have watched a video of Five Children and It and loved it. I have a feeling I'm going to love her books as well and will need to read all of them soon. : )
I'm also planning on participating in the Reading to Know bookclub again in February. This month's read is The Scarlet Letter, one that I haven't read since high school. I have the free version loaded on my Kindle and found a very dusty copy on my shelf so I'm set. Now to just find some time. : )
Happy Wednesday! We are going to tackle some school today and hopefully get a little bit of sunshine this afternoon. These mid-50 days we have had this week have been wonderful for little people that have been cooped up inside for far to many cold days in a row. And Mama has enjoyed the Vitamin D as well. : )


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WASHINGTON -- With health-care change in the balance, Democrats plowed fresh billions into insurance subsidies for consumers on Thursday and added a $250 rebate for seniors facing high-cost prescription drugs, last-minute sweeteners to sweeping $940 billion legislation headed for a climactic weekend vote.
President Barack Obama scuttled an Asian trip in favor of last-minute lobbying at the White House, playing host to a procession of wavering Democrats.
"It will make history and we will make progress by passing this legislation," predicted House Speaker Nancy Pelosi as Democrats unveiled final alterations to a bill meant to expand health care to 32 million uninsured, bar the insurance industry from denying coverage of pre-existing medical conditions, and trim the federal deficit by about $138 billion over the next decade, according to Congressional Budget Office estimates.
The health-care portions of the bill would affect nearly every American and remake one-sixth of the national economy.
Beginning in 2014, most Americans would be required for the first time to purchase insurance and face penalties if they refused. Millions of families with incomes up to $88,000 a year would receive government help to defray their costs. Large businesses would face fines if they did not offer good-quality coverage to their workers.
As Democrats trumpeted their bill, particularly its potential impact on the deficit, Republicans attacked it relentlessly as a government takeover of the health-care industry financed by ever higher Medicare cuts and tax increases, including a new Medicare payroll tax on upper-income wage earners.
"The American people are saying, 'Stop,' and they're screaming at the top of their lungs," said House GOP Leader John Boehner, of Ohio. Citing reports that Obama had told members of the Hispanic caucus that his presidency depends on the bill's passage, he added, "I'm sorry, Mr. President, this isn't about you."
It was, though, at least in part, and has been ever since summer, when Sen. Jim DeMint, R-S.C., predicted the bill's defeat would mark Obama's Waterloo.
Support for the legislation appeared to be growing.
Rep. Bart Gordon, of Tennessee, a moderate Democrat who is retiring at the end of the year, announced he would vote in favor of the bill. He did so as Democratic leaders included in their revisions a provision worth an estimated $99 million over two years in higher Medicaid payments to Tennessee hospitals that treat large numbers of uninsured.


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Firm named, Garje Automotive Services, started in MIDC area Latur in 1990 by Mr. Rajabhau M. Garje. After 1993 we started a small spare part shop and two bay garages at this place and named Garje Automotive Services for providing quality products of automobiles industry in Latur District and surroundings.
We are running authorized Service Center and Service Station for All range of Tata Motors Vehicles; associated with Tata Motors since last 20 Yrs.Tata Motors Authorized DSA Since 2004.We are authorized Dealer of Premier Ltd. Since last 4 years. Also we have acquired Dealership of Force Motors in 2015. In spite of these we are also headed towards high quality Technical Education through Garje Technical Institute.
Garje Motors acquired Dealership of FORCE MOTORS in 2015. Below is a short information about Force Motors.
Force Motors is a fully, vertically integrated automobile company, with expertise in design, development and manufacture of the full spectrum of automotive components, aggregates and vehicles.
Its range includes Small Commercial Vehicles, Multi-Utility Vehicles (MUV), Light Commercial Vehicles (LCV), Sports Utility Vehicles (SUV) and Agricultural Tractors. So no matter what the need be, Force has a solution to offer.
Force provides appropriate solutions for transport – both goods as well as passenger – rugged, reliable and efficient transport solutions for every need- Rural or urban, long distance or local, over good roads or bad tracks.
Over the last five decades it has partnered with leading global automotive names like Daimler, ZF, Ricardo, Bosch and MAN. Through these associations it has developed necessary expertise in-house for design, development and manufacture of automobiles, sub-systems, components and aggregates.
The company exports its complete range of world class products to various countries in Middle East, Asia, Latin America and Africa.
Garje Automotive Services is an authorized Service Center and also as authorized Service station of Tata Motors Ltd. at Latur. We are engaged in servicing all range of Tata vehicles since last 17 years. We are having well constructed and well equipped workshop at Latur. All this construction and offices, workshop is constructed in the norms of Tata Motors Ltd. All the manpower of Garje Automotive Services is trained by Tata Motors Ltd., Pune to tackle the problems raised with all range of Tata vehicles.
All types of Tata Motors Genuine Spares and all types of Tata vehicles as Commercial and Passengers Cars are serviced in our service station.We are having 24 hrs break down service and ATMS (All Time Mobile Service) Van to attend brake downs.
Established in 1944, Premier Automobiles Ltd. pioneered automobile manufacturing in India. It is now called Premier Ltd. Today the Company's focus is on two core businesses, namely Automotive and Engineering, which operate out of its state-of-the-art ISO 9001 manufacturing plant in Chinchwad, Pune. The Engineering segment has two activities – CNC Machine Division and Engineering while the Automotive segment consists of Light Utility Vehicles and Sports Utility Vehicles. Originally based in Mumbai, Premier Ltd. relocated to its present state-of-the-art ISO 9001 certified plant at Chinchwad, Pune. Spread over 27 acres, this plant now serves as the centralized research, development and manufacturing for all activities.
Premier entered the utility vehicle segment with India's most fuel efficient SUV called the RiO, which is compact and available in diesel (CRDi4 engine) and petrol variants. Its portfolio also includes a 1.5 tonne LCV called the Roadsta
Established in 2009, Garje Technical Institutre is a dynamic technical institution with a mission to provide highest quality technical education to its students moulding them into full-fledged professionals.The motto of institute is to enable the students to not only make a living but also to help them live a quality life by developing futuristic skills.
Delivering quality services since 1993 in the field of Automobile Industry.
Customer oriented business Strategies.
We believe that "Good Service is the only way of successful Marketing."
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My experience at Garje Motors was great as always 🙂Customer1
Service was friendly, prompt, professional! I'm very satisfied…:)Customer2
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I was very well treated by all of the staff and had a very satisfactory experience.Customer4
My experience was excellent and I was entirely satisfied by the whole process of purchasing my car. I don't have any practical suggestions at this time.Customer5
Garje Automotive was started in 1993 as a authorized workshop of Tata Motors dealer for 2000 local vehicles, after considering our performance and market reputation Tata Motors Awarded us as an Authorised Workshop TASS for Commercial Vehicles & TASC For Passenger Vehicles.
In 2006, Best Recon Business in Maharashtra among TASS.
In 2006, Best Parts Off-take in Maharashtra among TASS.
Since 2000, Achieved Spare Parts Off-take Target for every Year-Tata Motors Awarded for the same.
Achieved zero Complaints in Service Feedback Survey By TML
In 2015 acquired Dealership of Force Motors for its all range of vehicles.


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Maldito Tango Duo is a tango group from Oakland, California.
Charles Gorczynski (bandoneon) and Scott O'Day (guitar) draw from the rich history of guitar/bandoneon tango music, creating a sound rooted in tradition while still feeling contemporary and resonant with modern tango listeners. Maldito performances are intense, dramatic, sophisticated and subtle.
Equally at home on the concert stage and at the milonga, Maldito has developed a powerful and rhythmic sound that dancers love. They have performed for milongas in San Francisco, Chicago, Bloomington, Los Angeles, Gainesville, Tampa, Miami, Madison, London, among many other cities throughout the United States and Canada. Maldito performs regularly in the San Francisco Bay Area, and currently holds popular monthly events at Pianofight, Rite Spot, and Redwood Cafe.


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The Moscow Times just published this gem. Cue the jokes "You know you're a pariah state when…"
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Mind-expanding Richard Ayoade interview (and some Jean-Luc Godard interviews as well)
Director and comedian Richard Ayoade showed us the full potential of live television this week. Talking to Krishnan Guru-Murthy on Channel 4 News, Ayoade exposed the utter absurdity of the medium in an interview on par with anything Jean-Luc Godard ever gave. Channel 4 veteran Jon Snow (no relation to Ned Stark's bastard) can be seen laughing uncontrollably as Ayoade exits the studio.
And here are some Jean-Luc Godard interviews thrown in for good measure:
Pingyao – the forgotten banking hub of the Qing dynasty
How things change. The places we associate with finance in today's China are Shanghai and Hong Kong, but in the first half of the 19th century, the finacial centre lay was Pingyao [平遙], a town in Shanxi: it was here that Rishengchang Draft Bank [日昇昌票號] issued China's first cheques in 1823. For a brief moment, Pingyao was the Qing Empire's financial hub. Last week, The Economist published an article about the town then and now:
The city lay on the path of a lucrative trade route. The bank's manager spied a business opportunity when he saw silver shipments passing each other in opposite direction. He replaced pricey security, wagons and pack animals with a clearing house.
The bank spawned around 50 competitors across Shanxi (nearly half in Pingyao) with hundreds of branches across the empire. At the time Chinese bankers were held in lower esteem than peasants and tradesmen. They tried to keep staff honest by making them pledge their homes and even to surrender their families as slaves if they committed fraud; investors had no control over the banks' daily operations.
Pingyao's old town centre is now listed as a UNESCO World Heritage Site.
Yan Lianke on famine advice and today's China
The New York Times recently published a short piece by Yan Lianke [ 閻連科 ], the author of Dream of Ding Village [《丁莊夢》] and Lenin's Kisses [《受活》]. As you might expect, his description of modern China is rather bleak, even compared to the horrors previous generations in mainland China experienced – Yan was too young to remember much of the famine caused by the Great Leap Forward but recalls what his mother told him about survival:
Holding my hand, my mother pointed to the white clay and yellow earth of the wall, and said, "Son, you must always remember, when people are starving to death they may eat this white clay and elm tree bark, but if they try to eat that yellow earth or the bark of any other kind of tree they will die even faster."
As many other writers who lived through the Mao era, Yan doesn't have much good to say about contemporary China, but offers little in terms of solutions. For him, it might be about survival, though – the last writer to offer any alternative is still locked up in prison.
Here's what Frank Gehry thinks of the rest of you architects
"Let me tell you one thing. In the world we live in, 98 percent of what gets built and designed today is pure shit."
—Frank Gehry
Unfortunately for us, he was right about that.
¥100 All-You-Can-Drink Lager, Saturday 18 Oct @ The Swedish Beer Club
7pm @ The Swedish Beer Club
700 South Huangpi Rd., Building A2 (Near Hefei Rd.)
黄陂南路 700號 (近合肥路)
All-you-can-drink alert: on Saturday the 18th of October, a Swedish beverage importer will host a glorious free-flow beer event here in Shanghai!
For a mere ¥100, you'll have a chance to try out exotic beer brands like Arboga, Mariestad, Norrlands Guld and Spendrups, as well as talk to tall blond guys/girls with cute accents.
Jazz tonight 15 Oct @ Lab (Shanghai)
Some jazz tonight at the stylish whiskey bar Lab here in Shanghai (see flyer for details).


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BROWNS TRAINING CAMP: Rookie Baker Mayfield's playing shift in the preseason opener is expected to be notably longer than Tyrod Taylor's.
BEREA Tyrod Taylor might play two series, and it might be three depending on the length of the first two in his Browns preseason debut Thursday against the Giants.
Head coach Hue Jackson is only saying that his new No. 1 quarterback's stint will be compact, with indications it will be notably shorter than rookie Baker Mayfield's playing shift,
This is in line with how most teams use their projected starters in preseason openers. Jackson said the fact Taylor is new to the Browns doesn't make him to play Taylor more than normal. Jackson said he wants to give his "ones" enough action to break a sweat, while saving them for more action in subsequent preseason games.
Taylor was Buffalo's primary quarterback in 2017. In the Bills' opener, against Minnesota, he appeared in three series, the last of which barely leaked into the second quarter. After that, Taylor was replaced by T.J. Yates.
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So, on Saturday we had 15 degrees, sunshine and blue skies.
Yesterday torrential rain then in the afternoon it snowed.
IT SNOWED for the rest of the day and the night
and the temperature was - 4 degrees.
In total we had 18 cms of snow.
Icicles from the roof.
I'm staying near to the wood stove, poor Mr P is due to drive to St Malo to get the ferry
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'Will' your estate plan be ready?
(BPT) - Recent celebrity deaths have shined a spotlight on the need for creating a will and other estate planning documents, but the need has always been there. You don't need celebrity-sized assets to be concerned that a lack of estate planning on your part could cost your beneficiaries dearly. And that's just one of the compelling reasons for creating an estate plan. To get started, you'll need three core documents: a power of attorney, living will and health care proxy, and a will.
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A "power of attorney" designates someone to make financial decisions for you if you're unable. It can trigger immediately after you sign it or after you're incapacitated. Each type has its own characteristics, and a financial or legal advisor can help you decide what's best for you, to ensure that your financial affairs will be attended to.
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As I noted on Twitter the other day, Dodd-Frank unfortunately did not address my #1 issue for financial reform: the fact that 12 C.F.R. Part 212 isn't called "Regulation L." I'm only half-joking, because this has been bothering me for years. You see, the banking regulations are divided into different subparts, and the subparts are known as "Regulation A," "Regulation B," "Regulation C," all the way through Reg Z (the last one is actually Reg GG). This isn't just an informal system, it's actually in the official Code of Federal Regulations — the official title of 12 C.F.R. Part 201, for example, is "Extensions of Credit by Federal Reserve Banks (Regulation A)." But for some reason, Part 212, which alphabetically should be Reg L, is just titled "Management Official Interlocks." So there's a Reg A–B and M–Z, but no Reg L. This, obviously, is madness.
Obviously this was just a mistake (and some people call Part 212 "Reg L" anyway), but it's such a glaring mistake that it absolutely kills me that it's never been fixed (yeah, I'm OCD about this kind of stuff). It's been almost 30 years now. Clearly, the regulators are never going to fix this — despite occasional polite requests from a goodhearted lawyer.
So to any Congressional staffers who may be reading: Please, for the love of all that is good and holy, fix this Heinous Blight in the technical corrections bill for Dodd-Frank. You will have the eternal gratitude of....well, probably just me.


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Sanjeev K. Singh, DCH, MD, MPhil
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Faced with a staggering lack of infection prevention resources and policies in his native India, Sanjeev Singh, DCH, MD, MPhil, can only be described as "undaunted." Through relentless focus on collaboration and best practices, Dr. Singh has generated infection prevention practice and policy improvements benefiting patients and practitioners in his 1,200-bed hospital and across India.
The medical superintendent at the Amrita Institute of Medical Sciences teaching hospital in Southern India, Dr. Singh is a powerful voice for infection prevention. "Our country has 1.2 billion people, but no national infection control policy," he says. "My mission is to make people see it is important."
Dr. Singh grew his own infection prevention department by demonstrating that good infection prevention practices improved his hospital's bottom line. He chairs the hospital's infection control committee, which meets weekly to review surveillance practices and key issues.
Dr. Singh is a role model for infection preventionists who want to affect change beyond their own institutions, spearheading infection prevention and control program and policy creation at district, state, and national levels. He initiated a district-wide infection control certification program, and is working closely with two Indian states to implement standardized infection prevention and control policies. "We can't tackle all 28 states at once, so we start small," he said.
In October 2012, Dr. Singh coordinated a meeting between representatives from every Indian clinical society, doctors, nurses, and experts from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and World Health Organization. The group developed a declaration calling for a national Indian infection prevention and control policy, which they submitted to India's National Health Ministry.
Dr. Singh is also working toward founding APIC's India chapter and hopes to build India's infection prevention and control capacity through online and multi-state APIC training. He is enthusiastic about other future projects as well – a national infection prevention and control database and antimicrobial stewardship programs, and an infection prevention journal, to start.
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Genre: Action, Adventure, Mystery
Director: Joseph Kosinski
Release Date: 19 April 2013
Star Cast: Tom Cruise, Morgan Freeman, Andrea Riseborough
Movie Story: Among the few remaining drone repairmen delegated to Earth. its surface devastated after decades of war with all the alien Scavs finds a crashed spacecraft with contents that bring into question everything he believed in regards to the war and could even place the fate of humanity in his hands.
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This project seeks to determine the benefits of the brief THRIVE eHealth program (a brief, one module, tools-based online program designed to improve wellbeing and decrease stress). This program was developed using evidence-based techniques and it is designed to help people better deal with everyday situations and to enhance their mental and physical wellbeing.
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A Generation Awakens, 10 years for Rang De Basanti!
There are films and films and films and films and films and films and then there is Rang De Basanti. Probably no other film would have inspired and impacted the mainstream Indian cinema and the youth as much as Rang De Basanti did. 10 years back, when the film released in theatres there was a shock, silence and a deep sense of enquiry in the minds of people as to where the country is headed. Bhagat Singh's didn't emerge nor did people went on to kill the corrupt but the small pinch of not doing our bit to change our country definitely did start. Rang De Basanti, directed by Rakeysh Omprakash Mehra released this day 10 years back. It is one of the very few films, which won unanimous box-office surprise and unabashed critical acclaim. Very few films can move critics and audience alike to tears apart from being consistently entertaining, original and filled with cinematic excellence. As the film completes a decade, here's 10 things what the film memorable in our hearts
1. The Writing
Rang De Basanti as a film had a strong backbone in the form of strong and original writing. The story written by Kamlesh Pandey is one of the primary reasons why Rang de Basanti very special. From Delhi University to the heartlands of Haryana and Punjab and back to Lutyens Delhi and Chandni Chowk, the story bristles across various characters and incidents, which continue to touch our lives in a very strong way and are very relevant to today. The conflicts are not happening in the parallel universe but are happening in our very own lives.
2. Madhavan
Madhavan R (Maddy) who plays Lt. Ajay Singh Rathod is the heart of Rang De Basanti. In an extended cameo, Madhavan played a memorable role as a cool-headed ace pilot who is ready to die for the country and is proud to do so. Madhavan's love track with Soha Ali Khan, which is a crucial subplot of the film, is another graceful aspect of the film. The scenes Madhavan has with Siddarth, Aamir and friends in the bar a day before the send-off followed by the monologue about taking responsibility for the nation are pure gold. There are actors who had longer screentime but Madhavan made sure he made you laugh and cry in this film.
3. Aamir Khan
Aamir Khan probably plays an insignificant character in this film in the middle of roles like Sharman Joshi, Atul Kulkarni, Siddarth, Madhavan and Kunal Kapoor. But why Aamir makes it special? Aamir's inclusion in the film first thing ensured that the film got the reach and limelight the film deserves. If Aamir wasn't a part of the film, RDB would have been an ambitious small film but would have traveled the light years it did. Of course, in the role of DJ, Aamir proves why he is one of the most versatile actors of the generation bringing in the Punjabi texture seamlessly.
4. The Ensemble Cast
Prior to RDB, each of the cast in RDB apart from Madhavan, Aamir, Waheeda Rahman and Anupam Kher were new actors. But when each of them played their part in the film, you feel that they have been handpicked for the roles especially Siddarth, a 4-film old actor down south who played Karan Singhania in a shade which very few actors can. It was a pleasure to see the charismatic Waheeda Rahman and it was equally beautiful to see Atul Kulkarni passionately mouth long monologues as a staunch nationalist. Two other revelations with this film were Sharman Joshi and Kunal Kapoor along with Anupam Kher who adds so much weight to the scenes. The icing on the cake was the British actor Alice Patten, who plays a small-time filmmaker from London. It is through her eyes the whole story is narrated.
5. The Screenplay
Rang De Basanti is a very tough film to narrate. The story carries 4-5 layers each integral to the film especially the meta-movie on the freedom fighters and the diary of McKinley who narrates incidents, which shocked him. The movie briskly meshes the past, the meta-movie and the present seamlessly carrying the impact that grows on you like the thickest African drug. When the movie shifts to the last hour, there is a strong urgency in the lead roles, which is backed by strong dialogue and hand-held camera moments. The beauty of Rang de Basanti is to choose to narrate the whole film through eyes of a foreigner. By doing so, you tend to get an objective perspective of the story – the story of modern day India and the glorious freedom struggle.
6. Goosebumps
Rang De Basanti is a film of adrenaline moments. Be it the master salute on the India Gate or Madhavan's funeral or Atul Kulkarni's monologue, Khalbali song, killing of Defence minister or the entire climax stretch in the AIR office, the film was filled with goosebumps moments. After a long time, the audience whistled, clapped, jumped, shouted and shed tears wholeheartedly in the theatres. A special mention to Madhavan's funeral scene with the Lukka Chuppi song in the background which moved almost everyone to theatres. (as I write this, I can still feel the depth of the scene). The final act where the commando operation puts a dot on the lives of the friends brings shock and sadness at the same time.
7. AR Rahman
A lot of Rang de Basanti is because of A R Rahman's soulful soundtrack. He brings the modern youthful numbers "Lose Control" and "Khalbali" while still including the classic "Ek Onkaar" and "Rang De Basanti title song. The beautiful OST numbers "Khoon Chala" and "Tu Bin Bataye". The narrative is backed by a solid BGM which gets rousing in the high moments and deep during the serious moments. And did I forget "Lukka Chuppi" sung by Lata Mangeshkar which is so haunting and poignant at the same time.
8. Cinematography
RDB is visually a very vibrant film thanks to the many moods the films changes due to the script. The rich palette in Punjab, the black and white pristine during the freedom struggle and meta-movie and the swish pans during the Delhi scenes enhance the mood of the story-telling significantly apart from being very fresh. Binod Pradhan, the film's cinematographer gave us some unforgettable frames in the film be it those aerial shots in the Jaipur fort or the sweeping shots in the farmlands especially the one with the aircraft and the lead actors jumping without the shirt. If you remember something strongly from the film, it was the cinematography
9. Patriotism
Rang De Basanti was cool. It made patriotism cool. It made youth think about the nation and its people. It made them think about their existence as citizens of India and not future citizens of USA and Europe. Long after the cinema was over, the youth walking out of the cinemas could think about what they wanted to do to change the status quo. Because they could empathise with the freedom struggle on the screen and the current struggle the country is going through bogged down by social issues and corruption. In the many firsts Rang De Basanti did, it brought the youth to think the way they are. It made patriotism palatable to the youth. Truly… a generation awakened.
10. Rakeysh Omprakash Mehra
Rakeysh Omprakash Mehra was a well known ad-film makers before a foray into cinema. He took the industry to storm with Rang De Basanti by just telling a patriotic story in an entertaining way. To make a film like RDB, you need a lot of conviction and this guy had lots. Patriotic films can also be sensitive because it takes a lot of restraint from being jingoistic and philosophical. Rakeysh walked the punctilious rope of being subtle with the message while filling the film with beautiful metaphors, poetic moments and powerful scenes and, of course, such amazing shots, which very few filmmakers in the country were capable of. Rang De Basanti didn't just win Filmfare Awards and the prestigious National Award but went on to win an Oscar submission and a prestigious BAFTA nomination. And more importantly, it won the love of millions of hearts of young Indians. Jai Hind!
Fun fact: He also played the role of Bhagat Singh's father in the ending scene.
PS: If there is one Hindi film I have to choose and I will choose Rang De Basanti.
Here are the deleted scenes from the movie if you missed them.
Surya Tej Borra, based out of Hyderabad works in Google and an Art of Living teacher. A lover of cinema and supporter of the internet, he loves reading, travelling, music long drives and cooking vegetarian food.


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You know how your significant other will usually have one friend who is an utter waste of skin? Someone you cannot imagine anyone associating with, much less the wonderful person you love?
For ten years now my husband has had a friend named George.
George, according to George, knows Tom Robbins, the author of 'Still Life With Woodpecker', 'Another Roadside Attraction', etc. Grew up with him. Blood brothers.
Whenever Tom's in town he visits George secretly, at night, and is gone with the dawns first light, because he doesn't want to cause a lot of media hoopla.
According to him, Tom Robbins weighs 500 lbs and is probably going to die of a heart attack.
According to George, he grew up with the Kneivels...Evel and son Robbie.
Rode motorcycles with them. Blood brothers, in fact.
When Robbie came to jump some cars here in Deming a couple of years ago, ol' George says he went up there and tried to (play the 'known him all my life' card) get in to see him, but Robbie Kneivel said 'Never heard of the guy' right to his face.
George says this is proof that Robbie Kneivel has gone Hollywood.
His daughter has recurring spells of hysterical blindness caused by his ex-wife's infidelity. According to George.
And yet, illogically, and according to George, he (profoundly and continuously stoned every waking moment ever since I've known him and unable to lift a finger, let alone Mr. Happy) and his ex-wife (300 lbs, full time job, depressed and raising two teenage girls alone) were swingers (unable to pay rent or buy groceries, had their Christmas turned in to a charity media event by a local radio station, yet paying dues to all these private clubs) screwing celebrities and government officials and people you wouldn't even believe, man.
This means that if you swing, and you live in the Seattle-Everett-Bellingham area, you probably have fucked either George or his ex-wife, according to George.
I hope you were wearing a condom.
George is incapable of paying a bill or keeping a running car.
But according to George, he came into a huge inheritance two years ago. In the middle of a raging statewide housing market, George claims he lost it all investing in real estate.
George has several original M. C. Escher lithographs and several Aubrey Beardsley prints in a safe deposit box. And a rare match edition ( Wurlitzer-Bullshitpalooza, signed by all twelve apostles with engraved meteoric silver and unicorn horn inlay something or other) rifle.
Seven years ago, George claimed that doctors had given him less than year to live.
He begged my husband to kill him. My husband refused. George said he understood.
George then had a premonition.
He would die that coming April 24th.
In June, after everyone (including George) had forgotten this dire prediction, I pointed out that he was 1. Well past his expiration date and 2. Still miraculously undeceased.
This was widely regarded as having been in poor taste on my part.
George has been dying of a mysterious ailment for the past sixteen years, according to George. As proof, occasionally George will suddenly remember he's supposed to be dying, freeze, contort his face, gak a couple of times and keel over.
I am NOT KIDDING.
He has run up several hundred thousand dollars trying to get this mystery ailment diagnosed.
He cannot pay these bills. Not even Bill Gates could pay these bills.
Not even Tom Robbins.
George, as you might have guessed, is captain of the good ship Munchausen.
His latest pile landed in my ear about an hour ago. (I wrote this yesterday. Now it's today.)
"Uhhh...I have a question...You probably know what I'm talking about when I mention... Aleister Crowley...? Maria Blavatsky....?" is how the conversation started.
"Ah", I thought, "George found some Vicodin. "
According to George, he had come into the possession of a hand written, original manuscript of the book of Dzyan. He alluded to its having been found in mysterious circumstances, and that some poor guy died right on the spot, probably suicide, man, where it had been found, and that there were lots of other really sick, weird stuff with it. That it was probably worth a lot of fuckin' money to someone.
"Ah", I thought, "George needs money for Vicodin. "
Now, George has been in jail for the past couple of months.
According to George, he has been in Venezuela.
Despite his outstanding warrants.
According to George, one of his 'big dope growing buddies from Wenatchee' took him.
Out of the country.
To Venezuela.
Where he found this hand written manuscript of the book of Dzyan.
In a cave.
Along with an infants' skull.
"...And you know what that means..." Said George knowingly.
"Sure", I said. "Why don't you bring it on over with you?"
When George arrived he produced an old, mimeographed transcript of a Theosophy lecture.
No skull.
See, that ruined my entire fucking day.
I was really looking forward to the skull. I wanted to hold it in my hand and gaze into it's hollow eyes. Maybe lick it.
I wonder how much money he borrowed?
...And yes. I AM a pitiless bitch. But that's aside the point. George can't afford child support, he can't afford rent, but he can ALWAYS afford to cram every illegal narcotic known to pharmacy science into his head.
He knows. Oh fuck yeah, he knows.
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
more fun with george
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This was the view from the end of my driveway last night...the full moon rising over Mt. Baker with my down-the-street neibor's barn in the foreground.
Next month something interesting happens, sky-wise; so if I remember, I'll try and take a picture of the moon in the same position, but with a bright yellow star directly over it: star, moon, mountain, barn.
It's like a haiku.
Well, enough of that.
Right now this is what's staring at me...this canadian severed totem pole coffee mug head with pens stuck in it.
Gaze upon it's potent tackiness.
Ponder it's unnerving gaze filled with mysterious knowing.
Thank whatever God you worship that it is no longer at large in the community.
"Hey Coon Dog!" we said. "When you go back to Louisiana this year, bring us back a souvenir!"
We got a severed alligator head and a half-empty bottle of hot sauce he stole from the resteraunt at the airport.
Leonardo DaVinci and Cowboy Curtis sharing a doobie on my bookcase.
" ..But dude, I still dont get whats so funny about Snakes on a Plane."
" Now gol-durn it, Leonard, jest lay offen that subject for about five muthafuckin minutes, wouldja?"
To further my image as the wealthy, devil-may-care citizen of a first world nation, I leave giant jugs of money lying about my house.
There must be virtually oneses of dollars in this one alone!
This is the stain that was on my carpet yesterday. Now you tell me why a bunch of Crisco appeared in my sink.
Was it a miracle?
.........oh DANG.
Check this out! It was in my cupboard!
You know how people are always finding tortillas with the face of Jesus on them?
It could be.
For the past twenty-one years the Yummy Biker has hung this picture over the doorway of our kitchen.
It may be a compliment.
It may be a warning.
Mainly I think he likes it because it says 'Regularity' and thats funny if you're German. Or Beavis and Butthead.
yeah, yeah, yeah; or ME.
...and this illustrates that last point rather vividly, wouldn't you say?
No, it's not the Chunnel.
No, it's not the Eiffel Tower. (Maybe the Awful Tower.)
No, it's not Tammy Faye Bakers' yearbook photo.
It's the END.
Oh ha! Ha ha! is laugh my face so muchly!
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Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Feast your eyes on the visual orgy that is our chopped Sportster.
Deal with it, bitches.
I had a spot on my carpet. I have no idea what substance was responsible, although I suspect it was something goonybird-related. Anyway, for an amount of time that I refuse to admit to I have been treating it with the attitude 'if i ignore it, it will ignore me', and while it has been ignoring me, it has also been getting darker.
I finally broke down and scrubbed it out oldschool, down on my hands and knees with (a large tube of Astroglide and a mardigras mask), a handfull of rags, a brush and a squirtbottle of oxybleach. Leaving me with a nice clean spot on my rug, but since it's now a spot of a color sometimes found in nature I figured I was still ahead of the game.
Until I went to rinse shit off in the sink. Suddenly I have this blossoming of small flakes of white, hard grease appearing. Like flakes of suet...on everything I was using and all over the inside of the sink.
Where the how the fuckin what in the hell?!?
It was like a strange little cosmic event. And really, thats the kind of cosmic event that I'd rate. Other people get alien monoliths with cryptic inscriptions; I get sink crud from another reality.
That probably caused a few new grey hairs, and we can't have that. So I decided to touch up the roots.
Now I am cheap. (and judging by the above I'm dirty too. So why am I broke all the time??) When the hair dye warns 'Caution! Throw unused portion away! Storage of the mixed product in a sealed container may result in explosion!' fuck; that's like a challenge. And a challenge delivered with the promise of something exploding? Who in the fuck do they think is buying this stuff??
So it was that I reached for the mixed product that had been sitting in my medicine cabinet for a week, unexploded, cautiously undid the cap-still no explosion dammit-and proceeded to lose that grey.
Hair dye doesn't smell real good on the best of days but when the funk off this shit hit me it about made my eyes cross. What did it smell like?
It smelled like lemon vodka vomit pee.
But it was already on my head.
So I left it there.
And forgot about it while I vaccuumed the carpet.
One hour later when I reached up to adjust my glasses I realized that I wasn't wearing glasses and that I had a head full of goop. I rinsed it off...no more hairs in the tub than usual...dried it with a towel...no hanks of hair coming off in handfulls...checked my look...no bald spots...
So far so good. In a couple of days I may break out in pus filled head hives, but for now, I look ten years younger.
And my house smells like the bathrooom floor in an 'Eighties nightclub.
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