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There are a number of tackling options in soccer and the slide tackle is considered the riskiest and flashiest, but it can make for an incredible play if performed properly. The basic form includes sliding on your bent leg while taking the ball with your extended leg.
Part 1 of 3:
Approaching Your Opponent
1Run alongside your opponent. The most common time to slide tackle is when you are chasing the ball beside your opponent. You can tackle from the front, or coming toward them as well, but never tackle from behind. Slide tackling from behind is illegal and will earn you a red card.
- If you aren't keeping pace with them and they start to get ahead of you, don't slide tackle as you'll be more likely to get carded for tackling behind. Your opponent should be at most about 1 step ahead of you, as you'll make up that ground with the slide.
- Slide tackling is only recommended as a last resort if your opponent is getting too close to scoring. If you can get the ball away by other means, you should do that instead of a slide tackle.
2Keep your eyes on the ball. This is standard advice for most sports. What makes it useful when performing a slide tackle is that if your opponent happens to guess at your intentions, they may try to pull the ball away from you. If you keep your eyes fixed on the ball, you have a better chance of stealing it away during your tackle.[1] X Research source
- You'll want to perform the slide when the ball is either out away from your opponent, or at least being kicked with the leg closest to you. This will give you the best chance of stealing it.
3Determine what you want to do with the ball. A slide tackle is useful for knocking the ball away from your opponent, especially out of bounds if you want to slow the play down. You can also use it as a steal to gain possession of the ball. What you want to do with the ball will slightly affect the technique you use for the tackle.[2] X Research source
- If you simply want to kick the ball away from your opponent, you don't need to worry as much about your exact foot placement. If you want to hook the ball toward you and keep possession of it, then you need to have good control of how your foot connects with the ball.
4Take account of where you are in the field. A slide tackle is often good to knock the ball out of bounds, so the middle of the field may not be the best spot. It is also a good idea to have help nearby to assist after you knock the ball clear.[3] X Research source
- You need to know if you are close to the out of bounds or the middle of the field and if you have teammates nearby or if you are alone. Watch the ball but have the rest of the area in your side view so you know what you're dealing with.
- If you intend to steal the ball away but you are too close to the out of bounds line you may lose the ball unintentionally, so be extra careful in this case.
Part 2 of 3:
Performing the Tackle
1Bend the leg that is nearest to the other player. Each leg has a purpose during the slide tackle, and the leg closest to the other player is there to help you get up quickly after the tackle. As you begin your slide, bend the near leg and tuck it under your butt.[4] X Research source
- Your foot should go slightly out to the side of your body so that you don't land directly on it.
- Immediately after the tackle, your bent leg will help you pop back up onto your feet.
2Slide with the leg that's further from your opponent extended. If it works to position yourself in this way, you should use your dominant leg to connect with the ball because you'll have more control. You should do this at the same time that you bend your other leg.[5] X Research source
- An effective slide tackle needs to be one fluid motion that includes bending one leg, extending the other, sliding onto the ground and connecting with the ball.
3Land on the hip of the extended leg. You don't want to slide so that your butt is parallel to the ground, rather you want to be angled onto the hip of the extended leg. This positioning gives you better control over your foot.[6] X Research source
4Keep your cleats down. One of the main dangers of the slide tackle is hitting your opponent with the cleats of your shoe. Never make a slide with your cleats up. This will earn you a penalty, and could possibly injure the other player.[7] X Research source
- Pointing the toes of the foot that will make contact with the ball is one of the best ways to avoid having your cleats up. It's also the best form for hooking the ball, so there are 2 benefits.
5Make contact with the ball. The only way for a slide tackle to be legal is if your foot hits the ball before it hits the player. Make contact either at the center of the ball or slightly on the top half. If you hit the ball too low it is likely to roll over your foot and cause you to lose control of it.[8] X Research source
- Best case scenario is that you make contact with your laces as this gives you more control. Never make contact with the bottom of your foot.
- This is the point when timing is most important because you can easily miss the ball and make contact with the other player, which is not what you want to do.
- To knock the ball away, simply make good contact with your laces and your opponent should lose control. You can try to knock it out of bounds, or you can try to knock the ball toward one of your teammates
6Swing your extended leg outward. If you are knocking the ball away, you don't necessarily need to do this. To hook the ball, once your laces connect, pull your foot back toward yourself to pop the ball away from your opponent. Make a slight swinging motion and pop your foot at the same time.
- This is the trickiest part of the slide tackle as you may end up knocking it away even if you wanted to keep it.
- If you successfully pull the ball away, it's important to get up and start dribbling it immediately before your opponent has time to react and steal it back.
Part 3 of 3:
Following up after the Tackle
1Get up quickly. Part of the riskiness of a slide tackle is that it leaves you off your feet and out of the play for at least a few seconds. It is important to get up as quickly as possible and either start dribbling the ball, if you kept it, or get back in position to help your teammates.[9] X Research source
- Use your bent leg to push back up onto your feet quickly. It's also helpful to use the arm on the same side of your body that kicked the ball to push yourself up.
2Dribble up the field after stealing the ball. If the goal of your slide tackle is to steal the ball from your opponent, then it is important to keep possession as soon as you steal it. After you hop up, start dribbling away from the person you stole the ball from.
- Quickly scan the field to find your opponents. Try to get a pass off to a teammate if you aren't in good field position.
3Locate the ball and chase it down if necessary. If your slide tackle knocked the ball away from your opponent, it may have gone out of bounds, to another player, or it may be sitting in the open. If it went out of bounds or another player recovered it, there isn't much you can do. If the ball is in the open, get to it as fast as possible.
- A slide tackle that launches the ball across the field may not be the most helpful tactic, but if it does happen, you still have time to recover.
- If you locate the ball, make a quick decision about what you need to do to get back into the action.
Community Q&A
QuestionWhen coming up on an opponent as a keeper, what's the best way to slide towards the ball without needing to kick with your feet?Misty BensonMisty Benson is a Soccer Coach and Academic Specialist in Plano, Texas. She has been the head coach of high school soccer teams since 2003 and the Coordinator for US Soccer National Teams since 2013. She has a Master's Degree in Educational Administration from Texas A&M-Commerce.
Soccer CoachSoccer CoachExpert AnswerThere are so many variables to consider here...Some instances require that you kick the ball to get it out of the defense and up the field.
QuestionIs there a way to avoid hurting myself and my opponent?Community AnswerYes, keep your eyes open and on the ball and tackle the ball, rather than your opponent's feet.
QuestionShould defenders use slide tackles?Community AnswerUsually defenders don't use slide tackles, unless they have a good opportunity or it is to stop the attacker. So yes, defenders should us slide tackles, but not unless they need to. Also be careful of fouling people because it could result in a kick.
QuestionHow do I slide tackle without giving my knees friction burns?Community AnswerWear long socks/thermals if it's cold. The slide tackles will work best when the ground is moist from recent rain.
QuestionHow do I get around the defenders most effectively?Community AnswerWork with your teammates to initiate plays.
QuestionWhat is performed by a defender in soccer?Community AnswerClearances or clearing away the ball from an attack, intercepting the ball, and moving the ball up the field.
QuestionCan you perform a two footed slide?Community AnswerSlide tackles are generally only illegal if you come from behind and tackle or if you hit the player before you hit the ball, however sliding with two feet is going to make it harder to perform the slide in a way that is under control.
QuestionHow do I clear the ball as a defender?Community AnswerTo clear the ball, it's best to make sure you're tackling the ball from your opponent without getting the man. It's best to use a standing tackle instead of a sliding tackle.
QuestionAs a defender, if I see an opposing player coming at me and the goal, do I attack or hold my ground?Community AnswerAttack as much as you can -- it's always dangerous to have that ball on your end so kick it forward.
QuestionWhat slide should I use to impress a girl I want to go out with?Community AnswerUse a slide that looks like you could get hurt from it, when really you won't. Invite her to a game and try either a standing tackle or a sliding tackle, and if you can get up on your feet and possibly score, then she will surely be impressed.
- Slide tackles are pretty difficult to perform just right, so you want to drill it during practice a lot and not use it in a game until you are confident you can perform it well.Thanks!
- Slide tackles are risky for your own safety, your opponent's safety, and as a defensive technique because if you fail you lose track of your opponent. Talk to your coaches to make sure whether or not they want you to use slide tackles.Thanks!
- The most important safety element is to slide into the ball and not into your opponent's feet or legs, as this can cause serious injury to both you and the other player.Thanks!
- ↑ https://www.myactivesg.com/sports/football/training-methods/football-for-beginners/when-to-use-a-slide-tackle-in-football
- ↑ https://www.soccercoachweekly.net/soccer-drills-and-skills/tackling/how-to-coach-the-slide-tackle/
- ↑ http://football.isport.com/football-guides/how-to-improve-your-tackle-in-soccer
- ↑ http://www.humankinetics.com/excerpts/excerpts/soccer-has-three-basic-tackles
- ↑ https://www.soccercoachweekly.net/soccer-drills-and-skills/tackling/how-to-coach-the-slide-tackle/
- ↑ https://howtheyplay.com/team-sports/Soccer-tackling-techniques-Types-of-tackles
- ↑ https://www.football-bible.com/soccer-info/soccer-foul-rules-misconduct-explained.html
- ↑ http://football.isport.com/football-guides/how-to-slide-tackle-in-soccer
- ↑ http://www.soccer-training-guide.com/soccer-slide-tackling.html#.WIYq_7lCgv4
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If you want to perform an effective slide tackle, approach your opponent by running alongside them. As you approach, bend the leg nearest the opponent, then extend your other leg to slide and connect with the ball. To perform the tackle safely, always keep your eyes on the ball, never tackle from behind, and make sure your cleats are facing down. After the tackle, pop up quickly and find the ball so you can take possession or return to defense. Keep reading to learn more about the slide tackle, like how to land on your hip.
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That all changed twenty five years ago, I felt abandoned by him as he left to live his new life and even asked him at the time "why are you leaving me with her", the answer of "because I have to" still rings in my ears and sends my eyes gushing like a great waterfall. I would sit glue eyed not to the soap operas but the news broadcasts as felt his presence when not there.
In the years since he has let me down, often a conversation to explain a situation was needed; from the birth of my half sister (rather than discovering via a card dumped on my brother as he ran out the door) to after my near suicide attempt being told I could not stay with him (we'd been estranged for a decade and been in contact 18 months when it happened).
My father's achievements in medicine and to the world we live are quite impressive but as a man I feel I do not know who he is. Regardless of what he did or did not do, he will always be my father and the 21st of May I'll always pause to think about him. So happy birthday to him, thank you for the good memories and hope he continues to be happy in his senior years.
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Six-month-old Arslan Kulacic, who arrived yesterday morning in Istanbul Acibadem clinic, has been successfully operated, and his current condition is stable. "We have to wait for the next 24 hours and track his condition. Arslan's mother thanked you all for the support. She is currently not alone, there are a […]Read more ›


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Ultimate Fantastic Four wasn't a great series, but it had it's moments. My favorite storyline in that series was called President Thor and contains a story where they go back in time and stop the event which led to them becoming the Fantastic Four. In issue 27 (written by Mark Millar with art by Greg Land), they introduce some giant cosmic spiders that Reed Richards calls "Argiopes" whose "function in spacetime" is to devour "threats to the reality fabric" such as the Reed from the future touching the Reed from the past.
It's an interesting idea of nature having its own way of protecting the continuum.
Monday, September 20, 2010
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- Cap said...
That's pretty interesting. Makes me want to read the comics.
There are theories out there dealing with the grandfather paradox saying that the universe itself would stop anything from the future changing (killing your grandparents) anything in the past. This idea seems to play off of that in a more.. scientific way. I like it.
- September 22, 2010 at 10:09 AM
- Robert Vollman said...
Even though it might mean our doom, I don't think I could resist touching myself, just to see what would happen.
Nor, I bet, would Matsby.
- October 27, 2010 at 11:40 AM
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GREENWICH, Conn. (HedgeWorld.com)–FrontPoint Partners, LLC announced that it has added both Japan and Asia Pacific long/short equity teams, which will operate under the leadership of two new partners, Giampaolo Guarnieri and James Soutar.
Messrs. Guarnieri and Soutar will become FrontPoint partners July 10. Mr. Guarnieri formerly was a senior portfolio manager at Sofaer Global Research Ltd., Hong Kong. From 1999 to 2002 he served as founder and principal of a Hong Kong-based investment company, Phoenix Research, where Mr. Soutar was a fund manager, before merging that firm into the Sofaer group. Mr. Guarnieri will work from New York in his new position with FrontPoint and lead the Japan team based both there and in Tokyo. Mr. Soutar will oversee the FrontPoint Asia team based in Hong Kong.
"Joining FrontPoint Partners allows us to fulfill a number of our long-term business and personal goals," said Mr. Guarnieri in a statement. "The breadth of FrontPoint's investment management platform will enable us to significantly enhance our primary research capabilities in order to maintain a sustainable competitive edge across Asian markets."
FrontPoint Partners was founded in November 2000 by Philip Duff, Gil Caffray and Paul Ghaffari. Messrs. Duff and Caffray are veterans of Tiger Management; Mr. Ghaffari is a Soros Fund Management alum. FrontPoint is registered as an investment adviser with the Securities and Exchange Commission.
In the statement, Mr. Ghaffari, FrontPoint's chief operating officer, said the addition of the two new teams follows from a growing demand from investors for Asian-based strategies.
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Week #10 of Medieval Monday: Bambi Lynn's Camulus: Gods of the Highlands
Sometimes revenge can come at a high price. In Bambi Lynn's Camulus: Gods of the Highlands, my Medieval Monday feature today, will revenge be worth taking the life of the one you love? Here's a sneak peek: BLURB: Camulus … Continue reading
Medieval Monday and Bambi Lynn's Marek
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April 15, 2011 | WMU News
KALAMAZOO--An exhibit of oil paintings by a Western Michigan University graduate depicting her experience with cancer is on display through May 16 in the second floor gallery of the College of Health and Human Services.
Rachel Castle Herzer graduated from WMU last year with a bachelor's degree in fine art. Pieces in the exhibit, titled "Emergence," were inspired by her own bout with thyroid cancer and representations of self-portraiture and suffering throughout art history.
For Herzer, the work is an attempt to examine the lasting effects of disease as well as the ability of humankind to persevere and recover. The exhibit--a series of large self-portraits--contemplates the struggle to cut ties with cancer despite its entanglement within the delicate balance of the future.
"Although these paintings are intensely personal," Herzer says, "I hope that many people will be able to identify with the common experiences that they describe."
Through this examination of her relationship with life and health, Herzer experienced renewal and catharsis, the purging of negative emotions and memories through artistic expression.
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Warner Bros. has announced that filming has commenced on Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight Rises. Their announcement also confirms that the movie will be shooting on three continents: North America (Pittsburgh, New York, and Los Angeles), Europe (England and Scotland), and Asia (India). Furthermore, the press release partially confirms our story when we said that Nolan was possibly shooting the entire film in IMAX. While the entire movie won't be shot in IMAX, the press release states:
"Christopher Nolan is utilizing IMAX® cameras even more extensively than he did on "The Dark Knight," which had marked the first time ever that a major feature film was partially shot with IMAX® cameras. The results were so spectacular that the director wanted to expand the use of the large-format cameras for this film."
Hit the jump to read the full press release. The film stars Christian Bale, Anne Hathaway, Tom Hardy, Joseph-Gordon Levitt, Morgan Freeman, Gary Oldman, and Michael Caine. The Dark Knight Rises opens July 20, 2012.
UPDATE: The first image of Tom Hardy as Bane has been released! Click here to check it out.
Here's the press release:
Filming will take place on three continents, with an all-star cast
working under the direction of Christopher Nolan.
BURBANK, CA, May 19, 2011 – Principal photography has begun on Warner Bros. Pictures' and Legendary Pictures' "The Dark Knight Rises," the epic conclusion to filmmaker Christopher Nolan's Batman trilogy.
Leading an all-star international cast, Oscar® winner Christian Bale ("The Fighter") again plays the dual role of Bruce Wayne/Batman.
The film also stars Anne Hathaway, as Selina Kyle; Tom Hardy, as Bane; Oscar® winner Marion Cotillard ("La Vie en Rose"), as Miranda Tate; and Joseph Gordon-Levitt, as John Blake.
Returning to the main cast, Oscar® winner Michael Caine ("The Cider House Rules") plays Alfred; Gary Oldman is Commissioner Gordon; and Oscar® winner Morgan Freeman ("Million Dollar Baby") reprises the role of Lucius Fox.
In helming "The Dark Knight Rises," Christopher Nolan is utilizing IMAX® cameras even more extensively than he did on "The Dark Knight," which had marked the first time ever that a major feature film was partially shot with IMAX® cameras. The results were so spectacular that the director wanted to expand the use of the large-format cameras for this film.
The screenplay for "The Dark Knight Rises" is written by Christopher Nolan and Jonathan Nolan, story by Christopher Nolan & David S. Goyer. The film is being produced by Emma Thomas, Christopher Nolan and Charles Roven, who previously teamed on "Batman Begins" and the record-breaking blockbuster "The Dark Knight." The executive producers are Benjamin Melniker, Michael E. Uslan, Kevin De La Noy and Thomas Tull, with Jordan Goldberg serving as co-producer. "The Dark Knight" is based upon characters appearing in comic books published by DC Comics. Batman was created by Bob Kane.
Behind the scenes, "The Dark Knight Rises" reunites the director with several of his longtime collaborators, all of whom worked together on the "The Dark Knight." The creative team includes director of photography Wally Pfister, who recently won an Oscar® for his work on Nolan's "Inception"; production designer Nathan Crowley; editor Lee Smith; and Oscar®-winning costume designer Lindy Hemming ("Topsy-Turvy"). In addition, Paul Franklin and Chris Corbould, who both won Oscars® for the effects in "Inception," will supervise the visual and special effects, respectively. The music will be composed by Oscar® winner Hans Zimmer ("The Lion King").
The locations for "The Dark Knight Rises" span three continents and include the American cities of Pittsburgh, New York and Los Angeles, as well as sites in India, England and Scotland.
"The Dark Knight Rises" is a presentation of Warner Bros. Pictures, in association with Legendary Pictures. Slated for release on July 20, 2012, the film will be distributed worldwide by Warner Bros. Pictures, a Warner Bros. Entertainment Company.


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One of the doctors at work is forever recommending books to read, and I just downloaded Feast of Souls, book 1 of the Magister trilogy by C.S. Friedman. He also told me of another that I've placed a hold on at the library: The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared. That's quite a title!
I did some writing and rearranging on Lone Wolves 7, Disarming Cowboys, which is now approaching 85k words. I wrote a fight scene, hated it, gave it a couple days, and then figured out how to fix it. I'm hoping that's the final glitch in this book, but judging from how it's gone thus far, I'm not betting on it.
Lots of premieres this week. I'm leery of the whole Elsa story line in Once Upon a Time. The UK premiere of Downton Abbey didn't wow me. Neither did Sleepy Hollow, which I quit watching halfway through. I haven't been much in the TV mood, admittedly. I'm trying to get other stuff done.


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TALLAHASSEE — He spoke up for himself and received international attention.
On Tuesday, Davion Navar Henry Only took his story to Gov. Rick Scott and the Cabinet to speak on behalf of all Florida teenagers looking for their forever family.
"Even though I'm going through an adoption process right now at the moment, I still hope that other kids in foster care get the benefit that I'm going to have to be adopted and to have somewhere to call home and to have a bed to call theirs," he said, shaking off his nerves as he spoke to a packed meeting.
Davion, 15, has bounced from home to home his whole life. He shared his story at a St. Petersburg church a couple of months ago, hoping the right family would answer the call to adopt him. His story, first published in the Tampa Bay Times, went viral. It has been overwhelming for everyone involved, and Davion is not being allowed to do more interviews right now.
Meanwhile, his caseworkers have whittled the thousands of people who said they wanted to adopt Davion to a few that he now is in the process of meeting. They hope to have him matched with a family by Christmas.
Dressed in a black suit and navy button-down shirt, Davion talked about teenagers in foster care needing that extra push to "see the light at the end of the tunnel."
"I think, like, when someone comes and grabs that kid and brings them and welcomes them into their heart, they will feel better about their self and I think that they will be able to tolerate a lot of things," Davion said.
Zack Gibson, director of the governor's Office of Adoption and Child Protection, said more than 8,400 children have been adopted since Scott took office. The Department of Children and Families has focused on finding families for sibling groups, children with special needs and teenagers.
"We are extremely proud of these adoptions because each adoption represents a child," Gibson said, "a child who wants, needs and deserves a loving and permanent family."
After the speeches, Davion and handful of local families in the process of adopting kids were called up to the front to take a picture with Scott and the Cabinet. Davion was in the center, right next to the governor and holding the proclamation that recognizes this Saturday as National Adoption Day.
While photographers took dozens of shots, Davion and Scott whispered back and forth. Scott's office said the governor was curious about the adoption process and offered to help Davion if he needed it.
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Saving Money At Disney On Food Eating at Disney World is not cheap but it doesn't have to break the budget either. Here are some proven tips to keep more money in your pocket.
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Call it fools potatoes! I served it with meatloaf and my man was convinced! He doesn't even like cauliflower.
Mashed Potatoes or…
… mashed cauliflower!
A low-carb alternative to mashed potatoes, garlic mashed cauliflower is tasty and can be made a day ahead. Nice and easy for a family dinner, Thanksgiving or otherwise. Just place in a microwavable serving dish, cover and refrigerate. When it's dinner time, heat in the microwave. Serve with a sprinkle of shredded Cheddar or Monterey jack cheese, chives or sliced green onion, diced ham or pancetta.
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Garlic Mashed Cauliflower
Makes about 2 cups (double recipe if you want)
1-1/2 lb. head fresh cauliflower
2 cloves garlic, peeled
1/4 cup Greek-style plain yogurt or fat-free sour cream
2 tablespoons butter
Remove leaves and bottom end from cauliflower; rinse cauliflower. Coarsely chop cauliflower, including the stems, or break apart by hand.
Place in microwavable bowl with whole garlic cloves and 1 tablespoon water; cover.
Microwave on high 6 to 8 minutes or until cauliflower is soft.
Puree hot cauliflower and garlic with butter and yogurt in food processor. *
Season with salt, and fresh-ground pepper to taste. Serve immediately.
* Kitchen Tips:
– Cauliflower and garlic may be steamed on the stovetop; drain the water before mashing.
– A potato masher or electric beater work well. For a smooth creamy consistency, a food processor or immersion blender is recommended.
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Last night I had the pleasure of attending the Washington Duke Inn's Tuscan wine dinner with fellow blogger Amy Whited of the fantastic home blog Yellow Hammer Design Shop (formerly Triangle Honeymoon)!
The event is held in the Fairview dining room in the Washington Duke Inn, a beautiful hotel and golf club on Duke's campus. According to the manager these wine dinners occur just a few time a year — check their events page for upcoming dinners. As reservations are necessary, seats are assigned, and we found ourselves sharing a small table with a lovely couple who regularly attends both the WaDuke's wine dinners as well as their Sneak Peak dinners which highlight the restaurant's seasonal menu changes.
Tonight's featured winery was Italy's Terra Moretti, and co-hosted by the lovely Sara Pedrali, whose family owns the winery. She circulated around the tables all evening, chatting about her childhood in Italy and interesting facts about the wines. While at our table Sara gushed about her love for North Carolina since moving to the US, and how she always feels so welcome here in the Piedmont.
I must confess my knowledge of liquids (tea, coffee, beer, wine) is sadly lacking. That caveat in mind, I thoroughly enjoyed every pairing from wines — each glass was delicious, flavorful, and surprisingly refreshing – a good kickoff to the summer. Here's the dinner's rundown, with just a few of my own comments:
First course "Trattare" (treat)
House coppa ham with black truffle, crescenza ciabatta crostini, tomato gelée
NV Rosé contadi castaldi, Franciacorta
Simple and delicious. The rosé was refreshing and dry, and an excellent start to the evening. Amy asked if I made sandwiches like this every day — "Of course!" I replied, "It's standard PhD fare…" 🙂
Second course "Scottare" (sear)
Volcanic salt crusted pike, roasted green pepper and capers, tomato confit, rosemary
2008 Viognier aquadora, Maremma
I think this might've been my favorite wine of the night – the Viognier was fresh and floral, but drier and not very sweet. Perfect for summer drinking. The pike was tender and flavorful, and paired nicely with the tomato.
Third Course "Arrosto" (roast)
Herb roasted rabbit loin, farro risotto, pecorino toscano, grilled baby squash, fig gastrique
2008 Rosso Aquagiusta, Maremma
This rabbit was unfortunately the biggest disappointment of the evening, and during the post-meal chat with the chef this sentiment seemed to be generally echoed by the other diners — although everyone was too polite to directly mention it, instead there were requests as to why the rabbit was chosen as well as suggestions for other game meat substitutions. This is in direct contrast to the effusive gushing for the other courses (and even the other components of this course, such as the risotto and sauce). The rabbit itself was so tough it was difficult to even cut. Although somewhat flavorful, the texture ruined the experience for me, and I unfortunately left most on the plate.
Fourth Course "Brasare" (braise)
Braised veal and english pea strata, sautéed arugula, black garlic veal reduction
2009 Petra Ebo, Toscano
After the first three courses, it was nice to get a substantial, heavier dish, and the veal really delivered. A nice mix of textures and strong flavor, paired well with the slightly spicy yet not overly rich Ebo red.
Fifth course "Dolci" (sweets)
Panforte, biscotti, pistachio florentine, chestnut honey ice cream
Pressed coffee service
The small portion of panforte was perfect as it was quite rich, and I loved the delicate florentine. But the star of the show was the delicious chestnut ice cream – I wanted a pint to take home with me…
Something which I thought was pretty lovely is the WaDuke partnered with local favorite Hope Valley Bottle Shop, who will have the featured wines in stock. The menu had a handy order form on the back, where you could order the wines features that night, on a discount, for pickup at the Bottle Shop.
Tickets for the dinner are $59 per person, and make for an enjoyable and leisurely three hours of dining. These dinners are great if you enjoy food and also want all the decisions made for you — trusting the chef and sommelier to do their own work. Given the venue and the other clientele of the evening I imagine that the dinners are unlikely to be very experimental, but I'm sure the meal will always be solid. It was a good mix of enjoying the food, listening to interesting points about what we were eating, and time to chat amongst ourselves. Thanks, Amy, and the Washington Duke Hotel for a wonderful evening!
The Washington Duke Inn is a beautiful hotel overlooking a well-manicured golf course. The views are beautiful and worth a stroll around the grounds. In addition to the main dining room, there's a bar (with a delicious burger, so I hear), as well as an excellent weekend brunch.
If you're interested, Sara is hosting another wine dinner at Chapel Hill's Il Palio this Friday, April 19th 2013.
Washington Duke Inn
3001 Cameron Boulevard
Durham, North Carolina 27705


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When you stop and think about it sometimes, do the expressions we use really make sense? Some don't mean what we intend. Others are grammatically incorrect. Some are just plain wrong, yet people continue to use them anyways without thinking. Other expressions are simply annoying. We all have things that annoy or bother us and these just happen to be some of mine. By no means is this a complete list. This is barely just the "tip of the iceberg", to coin another expression. Sit back and enjoy and see how many of these you can relate to or identify with. I'm sure you could probably add some more of your own.
- Huh –
Answering every question or replying to an inquiry with the moronic sounding … "Huh". Don't people realize how primitive this sounds or comes across? Is "What" or "Please repeat" or even "Excuse Me?" too difficult to enunciate?
- I could care less
A very misused expression. I get lots of opportunities to hear as well as read about it's abuse. The correct expression is "I couldn't care less." If you could care less, you still have some feelings on the subject. Get it right or get fish slapped
- You know what –
Beginning just about every sentence with, "You know what"? is annoying as hell. How could I possibly know what without having any clue? Unless I'm a psychic or have ESP.
- I'll tell you WHAT –
Beginning every conversation with "I'll tell you WHAT" shows someone that is waaay too 'into themselves' as if they are the 'head honcho' or they're farts don't stink! Enough already!!
- Same difference –
Extremely annoying as well as aggravating!!! You either don't know what "same" means or you don't know what "difference" means. Which is it??
- Ya know what I mean?
Very rude to hear this come out of someones mouth repeatedly from sentence to sentence. No, I actually have no idea what you mean because frankly, you can't clarify what you mean either!!
- Don't take this the wrong way
This statement is usually followed by something you know is going to be insulting, hurtful or challenging to your self-confidence. Somehow it is supposed make it okay because it was prefaced with 'Don't take this the wrong way.' That's misleading as well as a big lie!. If you are going to make a mean personal comment, just come right out with it. You aren't fooling anyone anyway!
- Good things come to those who wait –
Possibly the worst advice you could ever give someone! Usually good things are earned by those who go out and get them.
- If it's not one thing … it's another –
No shit, Shirlock! Of course it is! What else could it possibly be?
- From the get go –
I've witnessed a few beginnings in my time, and have also seen a couple of things start. Once, I was even present at an onset. But I sure as hell haven't ever been around at the "get go" of anything, and pray that I never am. Acceptable only if you're having a stroke and can't quite get the right words out.
- Between a rock and a hard place –
Is a rock really that difficult to get around? Maybe a huge-ass boulder but certainly not an insignificant rock. And what in God's name is a "hard place," anyway? A slab of cement, a pile of wood, a chunk of metal or steel?
- Hot as hell –
You sure about that? Been there lately? Do you speak from experience? Could it just possibly be that you're exaggerating maybe just a little bit?
- I know what I'm getting YOU for your birthday/Christmas –
Having a close friend, family member, relative or close work associate announce to you "I know what I'm getting YOU for Your Birthday/Christmas" is asinine. Of course they should know what they're planning to get you because he/she is the one actually GETTING that gift!
- That's what I'm talkin' about –
An absolute ridiculous comment to start a conversation with. How in the hell can "That's what I'm talkin' about" make any sense – since the conversation hasn't even started yet, for God's sakes!!
- Have a nice day
Having a sales clerk or someone you happen to bump into on the street or in a store or parking lot or in your neighborhood tell you to "Have a Nice Day" can be aggravating as well as redundant because you hear it so often on a daily basis. . Suppose you really don't actually feel like having one of those today. It's my God-given right to have a crappy day if I so desire!
- Bless you or God bless you
Having someone (especially a stranger on the street, store or on the bus) tell you "Bless You" or "God Bless You" after you sneeze can be thought provoking as well as maddening. Who in the hell gave them the power or authority to bless or anoint someone? I never asked for that to happen!
- I have half a mind to
Someone commenting … "I have half a mind to" .… And my thought is ……" yes you do"!
- My bad
A newer expression that is supposedly a 'cool' way of saying 'my mistake'. It's even suppose to take the place of an apology – WRONG!! Saying 'oh, my bad', in the place of an apology is almost as bad as 'don't take this the wrong way'. If you did something unintentional or wrong and you honestly feel bad about it, for God's sake … APOLOGIZE … or don't say anything at all!
- You can't take it with you
That really depends on what it is and where you're going, doesn't it? I actually take things with me all the time. Sometimes it's even essential that I do!
- When there's a will … there's a way –
Keep telling yourself that when your SCUBA tank is empty and you're 200 feet down. Just 'will' yourself to suddenly breathe sea water.
- I look forward to it –
This is a major 'pet peeve' expression. For one reason, it is very hard to avoid. The other is because it is obvious and useless. How else will you look at something that hasn't happened yet? You can't look back on future events, so of course you are going to look forward to it!
- Always in the last place you look
Once again, Captain Obvious, why on earth would you keep looking for something after you found it ? Of course it's going to be in the last place you look!!
- Charity begins at home –
Actually, obligations begin at home. If you define 'taking care of your children' as charity, you should talk to your shrink or go see your doctor and ask him/her about sterilization!
- Better late than never
Doesn't that really depend upon what it is? I seriously doubt you would even think of saying this to the paramedics if they showed up 4 hours after you called 911. And I bet your boss never says that either. Bosses tend to want things now or a least on time.
- The bigger they are … the harder they fall
If you truly believe this, then you are probably getting your butt kicked on a regular basis!
- Skeletons in your closet –
Who the hell came up with this one? Keeping a secret means that you have dead people in your closet? I guess this is a subtle reference to serial killers which is reason enough to leave it out of your writing. Serial killers get waaay too much attention lately!
- Their bark is worse than their bite –
Isn't this a cute play on words? While I can see where this one might be coming from, I am sick of hearing it. All too commonly said. Think about this one for a few moments. You wanna tell me which breed you'd like to compare first? A German Shepherd, Poodle, Schnauzer, Pit Bull, St. Bernard, Chihuahua………???
- Better safe than sorry
Not necessarily true all the time. Sometimes the hurt can be worth the risk. Put yourself out there and take a chance – go for it! You'll learn something new even through the hurt and become a wiser person. Fight this cliché with another, "It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all" ….. but use a condom – No sense in being a fool!
- I will eat my words –
Now this one is downright silly and gets used all the time as well. Your words are already in your mouth, so eating them is no big deal, right? Let's try more like "I will shut-up now".
- Gets under my skin –
Creepy. Just plain creepy
- Pass the buck –
Now this one does not even make sense. Supposedly it means to shift responsibility. In real life when you pass responsibility, you most certainly do not get paid extra for taking it on.
- Stick to your guns –
This one hearkens back to the days of the Wild West. I guess if you were John Wayne, it would apply, but nobody carries guns anymore. On second thought, this one actually does still work. Never mind!
- Don't judge a book by it's cover
If we didn't, life would be much more complicated than it already is. Think about this one a moment. We make snap judgments and quick decision based on the superficial everyday. If you went to the library to help your child on a school report on the solar system, you probably wouldn't get too far on a book that pictured Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs on the front cover now, would you? How else are you going to find the book you need to do the research on?
- Swallowed it… hook, line and sinker –
Again, this does not work. This is referencing fishing. I have yet to ever have a fish take my bait and swallow the hook, line, and sinker. Hook yes. Line and sinker? No.
- Will not have a leg to stand on –
I don't know about you but I certainly have two of them. This is rather stupid unless I am missing both my legs.
- This is your only choice
Well then, it's really not a choice now is it, Einstein?. The definition of "choice" is having an alternative. Without one, you have no choice. Why didn't you just say that in the first place?
- If at first you don't succeed ….. try, try again
When else can you try again except after you've failed? You might as well say, "Let's try this again for the first time".
- If you want something done right ….. do it yourself
I might be able to install a deadbolt lock on my front door at home, but if I want a bridge built, over the river outside our front yard driveway, I think I'm better off calling an engineer. Would you really feel secure living down stream from a dam you built?
- No rest for the weary
This one doesn't even make sense. They wouldn't be weary if they got some rest now, would they?
- There's more than one way to skin a cat
What sick pervert thought this was a good phrase to invent. I'm a dog lover myself actually, and don't care much for cats, but this expression is just sick when you think about it. Who the hell is out there skinning cats? I really don't need that mental picture during my lunch break now, do I?
- The show must go on
You wouldn't hear a comment like this if the theater was on fire now, would you? If the cast all came down with swine flu, you wouldn't want to expose everyone out there in the audience now, would you? Just give everyone a refund and go home.
- Two heads are better than one
Not if one of them is a moron. And those two heads better damn well be mentally functioning too!
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PPP | Meeting Notes from June 21, 2017 Meeting , Survey findings and next steps
PPP committee update ( Philosophy, Programming, and Policy)
This year, the PPP committee ( Philosophy, Programming, and Policy) put forward a new model to help put our community's ideas into action (see chart below to see what happens after you fill out the NEW IDEA SUBMISSION FORM)
With this model, anyone can bring forward a new initiative or suggest a problem to be solved (We have even made a form to make it super easy - which you'll find by clicking this link:
The ideas and feasibility are discussed at one of the 3 parent planning sessions (and committee meetings throughout the year) and a plan for actions and next steps are proposed by people present. If you can't come, you can still propose an idea by filling out the form!
This year, the PPP committee put out a survey to try and gauge what was important to the parent community. (Survey Results to be shared here before Thursday - will notify when we find the right format for sharing./viewing!!) .
What we found after looking at the results....Mindfulness and STEM led the way: As the most important topics
The PPP committee got to work submitting a proposal around getting mindfulness into our classrooms. (See proposal, which was also shared at The June GM):
Teachers, parents, and administrators worked together to find out how we could create an even more mindful school climate.
Teachers were interested in knowing more about the Mind up program https://mindup.org/ and a mindfulness PD workshop offered through an organization called everyday mindfulness http://www.mindfulnesseveryday.org/pdeducators.html.
With teacher backing, your Parent council voted on providing financial support to these projects to make these mindfulness based initiatives a reality for FALL 2017.
We are feeling very excited by how these mindfulness tools can reduce stress, help to calm our nervous system, and further contribute to a positive, inclusive classroom environment.
At the last PPP meeting held on June 21, 2017, teachers released the school wide theme for next year: "'Designing Our Lives': How can we use Art & Design to help improve our lives and the lives of others."
Teacher initiatives with parent support for next year also include whole school projects such as:
1. Re-designing the 'mini staffroom' as a mindful / greenspace
2. An "Art Market" as a Spring Showcase
3. Whole School Field Trip in the FALL 2017 to launch the theme, to The Science Centre Inventorium
*See eNewsletter for the Teachers Minutes for this meeting
So that's the PPP update for the year. Over the summer, think about how you can support what's happening or what you want to happen and bring your ideas to the first PPP Parent Planning
Committee in the Fall (TBA). It sure is wonderful being a part of such a caring, passionate, and thoughtful group of parents.
Steph, Jess, and Joel
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Tonight's Movies: The Bourne Supremacy (2004) and The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)
Earlier this month I watched THE BOURNE IDENTITY (2002) for the first time, based on the spy thrillers by Robert Ludlum.
This weekend I completed watching the original trilogy. Here are my takes on the next two films in the series:
...THE BOURNE SUPREMACY (2004) picks up right where THE BOURNE IDENTITY left off. More so than most sequels, it's simply an extension of the first film; Jason Bourne (Matt Damon) is still trying to understand who he is, and some of the same bad guys are still out to take him down.
As the movie begins, Jason is living in a remote area with his girlfriend Marie (Franka Potente), the only person he knows he can trust.
Before long, however, an assassin (Karl Urban of RED) locates Bourne and shows up to kill him. Once more Bourne must crisscross Europe, staying one jump ahead of those who want him dead. Among those who want Bourne erased: Ward Abbott (Brian Cox, also seen in RED) of the CIA, an evil man who kills his colleagues without a second thought.
An unexpected wrinkle for both Bourne and Abbott is CIA agent Pam Landy (Joan Allen), who begins probing Bourne's history. Allen is excellent, a real asset to the film, and I was glad to note she'll also appear in the next title.
This was a solid film which will please fans of the first movie, as it's basically more of the same, including the return of Julia Stiles as Nicky, a young Paris-based agent. The one difference is Paul Greengrass took over directing, replacing the first film's Doug Liman. I prefer Liman's smoother style; Greengrass is all about supertight closeups and a careening camera. The movie was shot by Oliver Wood, who filmed all three movies in the original trilogy.
The storytelling can be a bit convoluted at times, leaving the viewer feeling like a scorecard is needed to track the players, but if you stick with it, it all sorts itself out. At 108 minutes the film is more compact than THE BOURNE IDENTITY, which works to its benefit. The time seemed just right.
As with the original film, one of the pluses is the extensive location shooting, ranging from Germany to Moscow to India. It's a great-looking film with good atmosphere.
Parental Advisory: THE BOURNE SUPREMACY is rated PG-13 for violence, intense action, and brief language.
THE BOURNE SUPREMACY is available on DVD, Blu-ray, and Amazon Instant Video. A short trailer is at IMDb.
...THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM (2007) begins exactly where THE BOURNE SUPREMACY ends, with a wounded Jason Bourne (Matt Damon) trudging through the snow in Moscow. This once again underscores that the three films are really one long story.
Certain members of the CIA still want to kill Bourne, but he edges closer to finding out why thanks to detective work by Agent Pam Landy (Joan Allen), who begins to uncover evidence of a rogue operation within the agency. The agents who were involved are desperate to kill Bourne to hide the program's existence, and eventually agent Nicky Parsons (Julia Stiles), who aids Bourne, is also targeted for execution.
THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM is, for the most part, action-packed and exciting, though I suspect some aspects would become clearer to me if I sat down and watched all the movies again! There are a lot of players in a very complicated plot.
My favorite sequence was a cat and mouse game shot in London's Waterloo Station, where we spent a good deal of time during our 2009 trip to London. It was beautifully choreographed and quite thrilling.
The one place the movie falls apart is near the end, when everything grinds to a halt as Jason learns the truth about his background. Getting to that point at the end of three films should be exciting, and instead it ends up being an incredibly boring, slowwwwww sequence with underwhelming revelations.
There's some nice symmetry with a watery ending, bringing us full circle, as THE BOURNE IDENTITY began with Jason in the water, and water was also part of a key sequence in the middle film.
Like THE BOURNE SUPREMACY, THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM was directed by Paul Greengrass and filmed by Oliver Wood. The supporting cast includes Scott Glenn, Albert Finney, and David Strathairn.
Parental Advisory: THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM is rated PG-13 for violence and intense action.
THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM is available on DVD, Blu-ray, and Amazon Instant Video. A brief trailer is at IMDb.
Here is my review of JASON BOURNE.)
In the near future I also plan to watch THE BOURNE LEGACY (2012), the lone Bourne film to star someone other than Damon. The lead actor is Jeremy Renner, who plays Hawkeye in the Marvel films, most recently CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR (2016).


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The Other Delhi
Just received from one of our group. Photos taken in the mosque, I dont want to even think where these robes have been, but Brian is making quite a fashion statement! David Beckham please copy! image An early dinner last … Continue reading
The day began at 5.30a.m. This was to enable us to reach the ghats or bathing steps in time for sunrise, which is when observant Hindus bathe and say their prayers. The narrow alleys leading to the river were impassable … Continue reading
A turban is a very useful garment! You can of course use it to wrap your head, it makes an excellent pillow when you lie down to sleep on the road. You can sling it between two trees to make … Continue reading
Agra Fort.
Another day, another fort. Each fort/palace that we see is more elaborate and bigger than the last. I understand that we are going to be tested tomorrow on our knowledge of the Moghul Emporors. I doubt that we can even … Continue reading
The Taj!
We all know what the Taj Mahal looks like. The complex is actually very much bigger and busier than I imagined. The Taj itself more beautiful than I expected. The beauty lies in the inlays of marble and semi precious … Continue reading
The road to Agra.
Another early start as we were taking the 7a.m. train. I was prepared for the train journey to be nightmarish but was pleasantly surprised. However it is difficult to ignore the child beggars who populate the station. We left the … Continue reading
Ranthambhore 3
This afternoon we were treated to a very rare experience! We returned to the Safari Park and our guide led us to a small lake. Beside the lake sat a young tigress, we stopped the vehicle about 15 metres from her … Continue reading
Ranthambore 2.
Up at 5, still dark and cold! I was well prepared with umpteen layers plus my woolly hat and gloves. It is about 5 bone shaking and bitterly cold miles to the entrance of the tiger reserve. If the vehicles … Continue reading
Another very busy day with an early start. We left the hotel at 8 a.m. and had a 4 hour drive to here. It was an interesting drive and I think I have worked out the local Highway Code. Mostly … Continue reading
Jaipur 2
Jaipur is dominated by the Amber Fort which is a vast palace cum defensive fort that was built over several centuries by the Maharajahs of Jaipur. The road up to the fort is too steep and too narrow for our … Continue reading


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The Rediff Interview / Vivek Agnihotri, director
'Chak De will help Goal'
November 20, 2007
Vivek Agnihotri has embarked on his next directorial venture, Dhan Dhana Dhan Goal, inspired by the real life Munich plane crash catastrophe (1958) that left the legendary Manchester United football team in shambles.
"Goal is about resilience and courage. It's about how you rebuild yourself and bounce back to life amidst adversity. We are trying to convey this through a football match," Vivek explains enthusiastically.
In a chat with Swati R Chaudhary, Vivek talks about Goal, the alleged showdowns on sets, why his debut film Chocolate failed, and much more.
There appears to be a lot more to Dhan Dhana Dhan Goal than just football.
Goal is about human drama. It is about the triumph of the human spirit when adversity strikes. Football is merely the medium to express this idea.
In the last five years, we have witnessed a lot of celebration in terms of Indian engineers and other professionals. We have found our space in the emerging global world. But the space is limited to a certain strata of society. My film doesn't deal with the rich, affluent people outside India. The Asians living outside India is a huge percentage. We always take into account the cr�me de la cr�me of the society but there are others working as waiters, barbers, newspaper vendors... Some of them are illegal immigrants, people are struggling to make ends meet and some are living below the poverty line. They'd be more comfortable in India but they are living there with some hope. Goal deals with this through football.
Does it get preachy at any point?
I don't believe in preachy films. I don't like such films. Having said that, I don't even enjoy films that only 'entertain'. That way, even the circus entertains. Our films have to entertain without the viewer being guided to a humdrum set of do's and don't's.
At the same time, as a filmmaker, my films should evoke some feelings, some thoughts in their minds. That's the purpose of cinema. It has to be a learning experience without advocating rights or wrongs in a subtle manner.
Do you see brighter prospects for Goal, given that Chak De! India turned out to be such a phenomenal hit?
If Goal had come first, it would have helped Chak De. But now that Chak De has released, it will help Goal. We started shooting before Chak De; we announced our film before they did. If things had gone well, we would have released it on August 10, along with Chak De.
The USP of Goal is its script. It's fantastic. But people shouldn't expect anything out of the world. Goal is a simple film, told from the heart. And everyone has surpassed my expectations in this one.
Do you think audiences are more receptive to sport films after Iqbal, Lagaan and Chak De?
There haven't been too many sport films but they have always clicked with audiences.
I guess whenever we have made a film based on sports -- whether it was Hip Hip Hurray, Naya Daur or Jo Jeeta Woh Sikander -- the films have always been well received. People enjoy such films.
Tell us about Bipasha Basu's role.
Bipasha plays Arshad Warsi's [Images] sister in the film. She is a physiotherapist. Every football team requires at least a coach and a physiotherapist.
The football team in my film cannot afford anybody so they have to choose someone they know. Bipasha comes free of cost, and so they hire her.
What about John Abraham and Arshad Warsi?
John and Arshad play contrasting characters. Arshad plays a Pakistani who just wants to just save the pride and honour of his community while John doesn't care about his community. He wants to belong to the English community.
Saif Ali Khan [Images] was your original choice for the film.
Making a film is not about one person. It involves a whole lot of permutations and combinations. Everything has to fall in the right place. So for a variety of reasons, it didn't work out. One of the reasons being Saif didn't have additional dates for training in the UK.
So John fits the bill perfectly?
Most definitely! I believe when your ideas are pure and honest, when you give your heart to something, God automatically propels you in the right direction. I think John happened that way. Moreover, he is an avid soccer fan too.
Apparently, John and Arshad couldn't see eye to eye on various issues.
Yes, because very often we used to shoot during the day, and they were required to wear sunglasses (laughs).
The fact is we had great camaraderie amongst us. This is all hogwash and there's no truth into it.
What happens is in the film their characters keep fighting with each other. Since we had decided to keep the media at bay, someone had to obviously cook up something sensational. So somewhere some English journalist saw something like that and put it on the website.
But there's no smoke without fire.
There's no fire here!
Even Bipasha and Arshad are rumoured to have fought? They supposedly had a massive showdown when Arshad reported late on sets.
Showdown or no showdowns, I don't understand how they impact a film's release and its quality. What makes it so relevant? How does it make a film successful?
The purpose of making a film is that it should inspire people and that they should get value for money. The media went berserk speculating if John and Bipasha were seeing each other or if they had broken off. It couldn't get more ridiculous.
We hear that Raj Zutshi wasn't too happy with his part in the film.
Raj Zutshi has got the best part in the film. He has probably got the best part in his entire career. He's like family to me. We are like brothers.
Yes, he has a reason to be upset about something. We had shot a goal with him in the final match but I felt the need to cut the scene. That's absolutely my decision. Nobody in the world can question that and a professional actor can never be unhappy about it.
Tell us about football choreographer Andy Ansah.
There is no one quite like Andy Ansah in the world. He is a football consultant choreographer. He is a very expensive person as per Indian standards. He is a football legend; he has been a premiership professional football player. His contribution to the film is immense and cannot be put in words.
I am saying this in all humility that Andy has helped us create a standard in sport films which no other sport film has ever been able to achieve.
Is Goal inspired by the Munich tragedy of the Manchester United team. Is it based on that real life plane crash incident?
Yes, it is hugely inspired by the crash. It really motivated me as a person. It left a deep impact on my mind. It always intrigued me that how a team which suddenly vanished from the earth gathered the courage, rebuilt itself and became top champions again. Hats off to such spunk, character and vivacity!
It has been a guiding force for me in my life. Someone like Stephen Hawkings who cannot talk or write, who is confined to the wheelchair, is the biggest scientist ever in the world. Such real life winners have always inspired and fascinated me.
So Goal is about victory and bouncing back to life when you're at your weakest. It's about braving all odds and taking life head on.
Is it also the first film to be shot in the premises of Manchester United?
To the best of my knowledge, no one in the history of Indian cinema has shot in the premises of Manchester United. So in that respect, we are the first. After a gruesome one year and three months, I got permission to shoot there. They kept me haggling till the last minute.
Chocolate released in 2005. What took you so long to direct again?
(Laughs) I'm very lazy and laidback. I don't want to work. People have to kick me to work. My next film is going to take six years.
Seriously, I am not the kind of director who'll make five films at a time. A lot of groundwork and pre-production has gone into Goal. It's a difficult film to make. We had to get the technical know-how right. It's not a run-of-the-mill love story that you can go ahead and shoot. Reebok itself took six months to design costumes for us.
In retrospection, what do you think of Chocolate today?
I think I should've made Chocolate after Goal. People would have perhaps looked at it differently. It came two years before its scheduled time. The multiplex culture had just started then. And things weren't the way they are now.
Today, we are more open to these kind of films. Chocolate should have been my third or fourth film. But all said and done, I am very proud of my first film. People think of Chocolate when they think of style and glamour. We created a certain kind of cinematic visual benchmark with Chocolate.
What next?
I have just started working on an idea which deals with the issue of global warming. It's a Harry Potter [Images] style film. I am yet to choose my cast and title.