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If we are to assume anything from the morbid circus windows at Diesel's Union Square location, then their Dirty Thirty party is sure to be quite the grisly extravaganza. Amid the rumors that Britney Spears will make an appearance (wouldn't Christina singing "Dirrty" make more sense?), is the truth that the party will be played by N.E.R.D., Hot Chip, M.I.A. and the Madden bros.
To join in the carny madness, stop by either Diesel store (Union Square or 770 Lexington Ave at 60th Street) to score an invite to the party and a pair of their limited edition Dirty Thirty denim for $50. The party itself happens the night of October 11th, so you'll have a whole day to outfit yourself in leather and Diesel accessories before the Big Top.
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U.S. Forest Service Chief Abigail R. Kimbell today appointed Elizabeth (Liz) Agpaoa as Southern Regional Forester (Region 8). Agpaoa will oversee 14 national forests in 13 southern states and Puerto Rico. She currently is the Acting Regional Forester for the Pacific Northwest Region. Agpaoa succeeds Chuck Myers who recently became Associate Deputy Chief of the National Forest System in Washington, D.C.
"Liz brings a wealth of experience in forest management and cooperating with State and private forestry programs," said Chief Kimbell. "She has a deep belief in public service and conservation management that will serve her well in this new assignment."
Agpaoa began her career with the Forest Service in 1979 as a district biologist on the Willamette National Forest in Oregon. She has since served as a Line Officer at the District, Forest, and Regional levels in the Agency, as well as serving as the Chief of Staff in Washington, D.C. Her forest management expertise includes line officer assignments in Oregon, New Mexico, Oklahoma and Texas.
Agpaoa holds a Bachelor of Science degree in Wildlife Management and a Master of Science degree in Natural Resource Management from Humboldt State University in Arcata, Calif.
Agpaoa's husband, Dan Crittenden, also has a career with the Forest Service. An October start date for her new assignment is anticipated.


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With all the warm weather and plants emerging from their winter nap, it follows that we will need to begin watering.
With watering comes the need to use the outdoor faucets (hose bibs) and if proper precautions were not taken there may be hidden damage to your pipes. Make sure when you use your hose bibs for the first time that you check to make sure they don't leak inside the wall. The frost proof variety of hose bibs turn the water off on the warm in winter side of the wall but if the hose or any attachment was left on the hose bib it can prevent water from draining out of the pipe inside the wall which can then freeze and burst. The easy way to test for damage is to simply attach a hose with a sprayer and on turn the water at the hose bib until water flows freely from the end of the hose then shut off the hose end sprayer to stop the water with pressure still on the hose. Listen and watch for water at the wall surrounding the hose bib. Silence is golden! But if you hear water or see water exiting the wall you have a problem. Turn off the hose bib and relieve the pressure to stop the leak then call your plumber. Unless you are a very experience DIY type, replacing the valve buried deep inside the wall can be a bit tricky and if you are not careful things can go from bad to worse very quickly since it is easy to damage the house pipe inside the wall and cause a leak that requires the entire house water system to remain off until the repair is completed.
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Becoming One: Two Korean-American Community Organizations Forge a New Path Together
The Situation
There are a dozen small nonprofit charitable organizations in northern Illinois that directly serve the Korean American community with various services. This leads to confusion for the program participants as to which agency to turn to for which services as well as inefficiency because of duplication of services. There is significant pride and a strong sense of historical legacy among the organizations, making it hard for them to merge. So when four Korean American nonprofit organizations initially came together to discuss merging in 2014, this was quite unusual.
The Challenges
The conversation started with key stakeholders and leadership of four nonprofit organizations who envisioned developing a one strong united organization to empower the Korean American community. These organizations agreed to complete a merger feasibility analysis. Ultimately, two of them dropped out because they decided a merger was not appropriate for their organizations. The two remaining nonprofit organizations were Korean American Resource and Cultural Center (KRCC) and Korean American Community Services (KACS). Both boards and executive directors were fully committed to moving forward with a merger despite the other organizations dropping out.
KRCC's services included immigrant rights, youth activism, community empowerment, culture and art, and social services. KRCC had seven staff and Executive Director with a FY 2015 annual budget of $482,259.
KACS provided senior housing, daycare services, immigration and citizenship services, employment services, community health services, and public benefits counseling with offices in Chicago and Prospect Heights. Their FY 2015 budget was $2,554,401, and they had 34 employees.
Merger Structure
The organizations both had a July 1 fiscal year, but they wanted to merge starting January 1, 2017. This required a two-step merger process. First, KRCC became a subsidiary of KACS. The bylaws of KRCC were rewritten and provided for KACS to be its sole corporate member. This meant that KACS would manage all aspects of KRCC including appointing its directors and making all financial and programmatic decisions. As the sole corporate member, KACS would be responsible for day-to-day operations of KRCC including appointing the executive director and overseeing all financial and programmatic areas. Later, after the transition was completed, KRCC's former corporate structure could be dissolved and all of the assets and liabilities fully integrated to the remaining legal entity when the time was right.
With the launch of the new organization, the board and leadership rebranded the consolidated organization with the name: The HANA Center. "HANA" means "One," in Korean. The new mission became:
To empower Korean American, immigrant and multi-racial youth communities through social services, education, culture, and community organizing to advance human rights.
The HANA Center had the following goals:
By 1.1.20, The Hana Center will be the Midwest's premier organization building power for Korean Americans and immigrant communities, raising $2,000,000 annually in community and private funding, with 90 days of cash on hand, and with programs and services being increased by 25%.
- Provide centralized quality administrative services which will result in Partners strengthening and expanding their programs and services by 25% by FY 2019.
- Create a fund development department serving all of The HANA Center which will generate $1MM annually in new unrestricted funding by FY2019, in addition to supporting the individual revenue for each partner.
- Communicate the value of The HANA Center to community leaders, government entities, and private funders, leading to 30% increases of in membership, volunteers, partnerships, and strategic alliances.
- An outcome measurement system in place over all programs and services, to guide efficiency, effectiveness, and ensure continuous learning that will advance the mission, by 2018.
- By FY 2019, The HANA Center will have one organizational culture where all members embrace its mission, vision, and values and are engaged and supportive of one another, and the commitment of the leaders is apparent through their actions.
- By FY 2019, we will have systems in place to gauge the responses of our clients, and we will use those responses to tailor our programs to our clients and members and improve their experiences and outcomes.
There were two executive directors—one each for KRCC and KACS. The Executive Director of KACS considered this merger as his transition plan and decided not to apply for the position of the executive director of The Hana Center, leaving Inhe Choi as the remaining executive director for consideration and the Joint Negotiating Committee recommended her for the position.
Since 2016, The HANA Center is moving forward to implement its new mission, vision, and goals, and the new brand, and to consolidate its services and organizing programs. The consolidation has had its challenges, but overall the integration has been successful. The HANA Center is forging ahead to achieve the goals set during the merger planning.


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The OpenSurgery initiative investigates whether building DIY surgical tools, outside the scope of healthcare regulations, could plausibly provide an accessible alternative to the costly professional healthcare services worldwide.
By presenting a semi-functional DIY surgery robot, theoretically capable of assisting in domestic keyhole surgery, the project provokes alternative thinking about medical innovation and aims to challenge the socioeconomic frameworks healthcare currently operates within.
Disclaimer: OpenSurgery has no connection to any company or body currently producing, selling or distributing robotic and/or surgery related devices. The DIY surgery robot is not intended for (commercial) application and currently serves only academic purposes.


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The Polls are over and the votes are in. The winners are as follows..
1st place: Tusk
2nd Place: Roche Muller
3rd Place: Sandie Ly
It was a fun contest and we had a ton of amazing entries. I'm thinking if we left the voting up for another week we may have reached 1000 votes, which would have been amazing! Anyway, if you are one of the winners, keep an eye on your inbox for details about your prizes.
Also, there is going to be a Halloween fanart contest. More details in the week :)
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It's October!
And to start off the month right here's a piece of Shadowling Halloween Fanart! This Piece was done by John Hoopingarner. You can give him a follow on Twitter and InstaGram @JDHOOPX
Also voting for the fanart contest has begun! Choose as many as your pieces as you like but vote only once. And if you're a tricky lil bass and you find a way around it, then Ill hate you forever for being unfair to all these awesome artists. You can choose your favorites on the left side of the screen. Check the names of the artists who made your favorite pieces and cast your vote.
Im also thinking about running a contest for the last week of October, any suggestions? THE PRIZE WOULD BE A TOY! and there would only be one winner this time around. Look forward to hearing form you.
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Rich Brown
Rich Brown has appeared on over forty recordings including his most recent as a leader entitled "Abeng." In 2012 and 2014 he was part of the faculty for the International Workshop in Jazz at the Banff Centre for the Arts. He has performed with Carol Welsman, Steve Coleman and the Elements, Rudresh Mahanthappa, Donny McCaslin and many others.
What are some important musical and other lessons you've learned that you can pass on to aspiring bassists?
I can't stress enough the importance of gaining influence and inspiration from musicians who are not bass players. This is especially true for musicians playing jazz. There are aspects to this music that can't be learned by listening to bass players alone. Listen to horn players to get a better understanding of the bebop language. I thought I knew how to play over a blues until I heard Charlie Parker. I also listened to a lot of singers to get a better sense of how to make my lines more emotive. I gained a better understanding of things like vibrato and the ornamental nuances of a melody from singers. These are also the kinds of things that set you apart from other players.
I've also gained a lot from music indigenous to disparate cultures. I've learned so much by checking out music from Turkey, India, Morocco, Egypt, Ethiopia… The list goes on and on. I can pinpoint how each of these influences (and more) has directly influenced my playing over the years. We are, as musicians, the sum of all our influences. Obviously the more we take in and add to our vocabulary, the more we grow and find our own individual voice on the instrument.
What are three of your favourite recordings that you consider essential for any bassist to check out?
Jaco Pastorious - Jaco Pastorius
Nearly everything you need to know about electric bass is on this album. This is a near perfect album that really does check all the boxes. It is a perfect example of tone, time, groove, melody, chops, versatility, and great music from start to finish.
2. The Tao of Mad Phat - Steve Coleman & Five Elements
With so many bands today delving into the world of mixed meter, this to me was one of the first (and might still be the best) examples of an artist taking a very different approach to rhythm and groove, and combining those ideas with funk, blues, hip hop, and of course jazz with seamless success. The bass player on the album is Reggie Washington. The way he and drummer Gene Lake handle these grooves makes it very easy to forget… we're not in 4 anymore.
3. Graceland - Paul Simon
This is such a stellar album from top to bottom. Paul Simon recruited some of the best musicians from South Africa to play the music on this album. The bass player on the album is the great Bakithi Kumalo. To me, every single track on Graceland is a bass masterclass on African music. The invaluable lessons I learned studying that album not only helped me later on when I did find myself playing gigs with African artists, it also helped me to groove in a much more relaxed way and physically feel the music in my body. Every electric bass player should study this album.
Can you share some practice ideas? What should aspiring bassists focus on? What worked/works for you? I realize this is a very broad question that varies with individuals' needs, but I'm looking for some general ideas, and in particular what worked for you.
I've always placed a very high priority on melody. I love playing melodies and learning all the little nuances that give certain melodies such an emotive quality. I think melody is the most effective way to reach any listener regardless of musical background or experience. When I play, I want to be able to speak to everyone in the audience with the same message in a way that the entire audience and the band will understand. Alain Caron had a great quote where he says he never wants to play faster than he can think. Sadly, I hear far too much of that specifically with electric bass players who have more chops than substance. That approach to soloing says nothing to me, and if you were to take out the rest of the band you wouldn't be able to tell if you were listening to Giant Steps or Happy Birthday. I'm being harsh, but my point is this: When we let our ego get in the way of the music, we kill the music. To me the best way to remedy the situation is through pure melody. I like to work on this by playing ballads and slow bossa novas.
Also, I think there's a lot to be said for transcribing, but there are a few questions to ask yourself while you do:
Is there a particular phrase or group of phrases that speak to you on an emotional level?
What is it about the phrase that moves you?
Is it the way the notes are placed rhythmically?
Is it the way the notes were chosen harmonically?
The answers to these kinds of questions are integral to your growth as a musician. Gaining a deeper understanding of the things that move you in music allows you to add those concepts to your vocabulary, as opposed to just lifting phrases.
Another important part of my regular practice routine is taking some time to make music by myself. I clear my head and try to play as honestly and openly as possible with no agenda. There are no licks or new things I'm trying to work in. I start with one note or one chord and try to hear and play what I think should happen next until I feel the improvised piece has reached its conclusion. Here I'm working on my musical instincts, and my ability to play whatever it is I'm hearing in my head.
Do you have any advice for overcoming difficulties or obstacles?
I guess there are different kinds of obstacles. As soon as one says, "I can't play that.", or "I'll never be able to play like…", that becomes your reality. There's no use for such language. We have to remember that we are all individuals with a unique voice. Your voice cannot be diminished by anyone but yourself. So practice diligently with an open mind and a forgiving heart. It's ok to hit that wall sometimes. If you can't get something today, it's fine. Dedicate yourself and you'll eventually think back to a time when you thought that now easy musical idea was a huge obstacle.
Do you have any gear advice (specific pickups, strings, amps, etc. and what to look for)?
I've never really been much of a gear head. So much of my time was spent working on my own sound. To me this is the most important thing. I worked very hard on left and right hand techniques so that I would be able to take any bass, plug it into any amp, and still sound like me.
I choose to play gear that enhances my own sound as opposed to letting the brand do the talking. To me the best gear allows the players to be themselves. That's what I'm looking for when I shop for gear. I've always loved Aguilar as well as MarkBass amps for that reason. Dunlop SuperBrights have been my goto string brand for a while now. I prefer the clean bright sound of nickel wound strings over stainless steel The treble control on my bass is usually set to 0, so the strings I use must have a certain quality in the high end without being too tinny.
What's coming up for you and how can we follow you (website, social media, etc,)?
Right now my main focus is on my latest project Rich Brown & The Abeng. I released my latest album this past October, and so far the reviews and overall support has been super-positive. I'm looking forward to booking more shows for the band in and around Toronto with hopes of taking this music across Canada, and to the US and Europe eventually.
I don't have a major online presence, but anyone interested can find me on Facebook, and check out some music on my SoundCloud page.
Any other thoughts to pass along?
Never stop learning. Take each and every opportunity to grow as a musician and a human being.


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THE car screeched to a stop when I hailed it. It would be a short ride to one of the city's main avenues. But at the mention of Hrushevskoho Street, the driver looked perplexed. ''Kirova Street,'' I amended. No problem.
If you come to Ukraine's capital of Kiev, buy two city maps. A new one to figure out where you are by using street signs. And an older, preferably pre-independence version, to get where you are going.
After the Soviet Union broke up in 1991, the city renamed many of its streets. Some reverted to old names expunged by the Bolsheviks. A few acquired new ones honoring Ukrainian patriots. Still others continue to glorify discredited communist heroes.
Every one of the city's 2.6 million residents appears to use his own mix of the old, new, and old-new place names. Somehow, the confusion fits a nation in transition, one that has lost its old points of reference but is still arguing about new ones. It's hard to get good directions from people who don't know where they're heading.
Take that same Hrushevskoho Street, newly named after Mikhailo Hrushevsky, a historian and president of a briefly independent Ukraine circa 1917.
Eventually, Hrushevskoho turns into the Sichnevoho Povstannya (January Uprising) Street. The uprising in question refers to a failed communist attempt to overthrow Hrushevsky's government in 1918.
Kiev is full of such contrasts. It contains both Collectivization Street and Contract Square. A street named after a dissident general who was demoted to private for human rights activism and another honoring the former Soviet Union's defense minister.
There is still a Karl Marx Street in the city's center, perhaps because its pre-revolutionary name honoring Russian Czar Nicholas II is equally unacceptable to Ukrainian nationalists. Friedrich Engels and Vladimir Ilyich Lenin, the other two-thirds of the communist trinity, have lost their own pieces of choice turf. The old regime believed in redundancy, though, and to this day Leninska and Engels Streets survive on the city's outskirts.
Every 20th century calamity scrawled its graffiti across Kiev's hilly landscape. Its streets were first renamed en masse by the victorious Soviets in 1919, a murderous year in which the city changed hands five times.
The Leon Trotsky Street got a new name 10 years later as Joseph Stalin rehearsed for mass purges by persecuting old comrades. In 1961, it was Stalin's turn to disappear from the city's map after Nikita Khrushchev exposed his crimes.
In the interim, Kiev was occupied by the Germans, who duly tried their hands at the name game.
Postwar reconstruction gave the communists a chance to produce new street signs on the truly massive scale they loved. A single decree in 1954 named 583 streets and lanes.
Thereafter, at regular intervals, a new street was named after the last major anniversary of the revolution. The 40-Anniversary and 50-Anniversary Avenues are still around, but the 60-Anniversary one has now been renamed.
The Russian Embassy in Kiev is on Kutuzova Street, after the legendary Russian field marshal. Not long ago, a Ukrainian-language daily suggested changing the name to Victims of Chechnya Street.
The Soviet Embassy in Washington, the newspaper reminded readers, once had to use Sakharov Place for its return address.
Sometimes, politically inspired names don't stick. The former October Revolution Square was renamed four years ago as Independence Square.
But young people simply call it the Ruletka. That refers not to some party boss or dissident, but to the roulette-wheel-shaped fountain in the middle of the square.
Perhaps the locals need to borrow an old American tradition and start naming their roads after trees. Oaks and elms are never in disfavor, and no blood gets spilled when they are toppled.


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text: The EU, supported by Korea and Sweden, said that the FAO is the organization best prepared to deal with the reports in paragraph 57. The US, supported by New Zealand, said that he would be happy to see annual reporting. He also stated, regarding paragraph 58, that a full review of the implementation of these important principles should occur three years from the date of adoption of this text. Peru said that under paragraph 57, reports should be sent to both FAO and the General Assembly, since FAO is only a technical body and cannot take further action if compliance is lacking. New Zealand said a legally-binding instrument would not obviate the need for a review conference. The Solomon Islands and Australia supported the RNT as it stands. The Russian Federation said that FAO should not have to do all of the work. Canada, supported by Uruguay, Morocco and Poland, expressed a reservation with the first sentence of paragraph 57. Sweden favored retention of reporting to the CSD.


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A new mid-scale Best Western property just opened at Subic Bay, on the west coast of Luzon Island, approximately 100km north of Manila, the new Best Western Plus Hotel Subic becomes the first internationally-branded mid-scale hotel in the area.
Set in a brand new building that exudes contemporary style, Best Western Plus Hotel Subic offers 77 rooms, all including flat-screen TVs, mini-bars and complimentary Wi-Fi. The hotel also features a range of facilities for both business and leisure travelers.
"The Philippines is an incredibly important market for Best Western, and I am delighted to be able to welcome guests to our first ever hotel in Subic Bay – another exciting destination for our company," said Olivier Berrivin, Best Western Hotels & Resorts' Managing Director of International Operations – Asia.
"The Subic Bay Freeport Zone is a vitally important industrial area for the Philippines, and the broader Asia Pacific region. And the area's impressive beaches and marine attractions are making Subic Bay an increasingly popular tourism destination. I am confident that Best Western Plus Hotel Subic will become a key addition to the area's travel and hospitality landscape." Mr. Berrivin added.
Best Western Plus Hotel Subic becomes the seventh Best Western in the Philippines, joining existing properties in Manila, Makati City, Cebu City and the resort island of Boracay.
It also becomes the country's third upscale Best Western Plus hotel following the Best Western Plus Antel Hotel in Makati City and Best Western Plus Lex Cebu.


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LOUDON COUNTY, Va. — Soccer star Wayne Rooney was arrested last month at a Washington-area airport on a charge of public intoxication, authorities said Sunday.
The Loudon County Sheriff's Office in Virginia said Rooney was jailed Dec. 16 after his arrest on the misdemeanour charge by police at the Dulles International Airport in Virginia and then released on his own recognizance. The sheriff's office released a mugshot from his booking that showed Rooney in what appeared to be an orange jail jumpsuit.
Court documents say Rooney was charged with public swearing and intoxication. He paid a $25 fine Friday.
The sheriff's office referred further questions to airport authorities. An airport spokesman said he was looking into what happened.
It wasn't immediately clear what led to the arrest, but Rooney appeared to have been travelling in the days beforehand. He posted a picture on his verified Instagram account on Dec. 14 in an airplane seat and said he was travelling to an auto race in Saudi Arabia.
Before coming to play in the U.S. this year, Rooney, 33, starred for Manchester United in the English Premier League. His 208 career goals make him the league's second all-time scorer. He was also the all-time leading scorer for England's national team.
When he joined Washington-based D.C. United, he became the latest in a series of European stars to play for U.S.-based Major League Soccer late in their careers. He helped the team reach the playoffs last year.
The Washington-based team said in a statement that it was aware of news reports of the arrest, but declined further comment.
"We understand the media's interest in this matter but we believe this is a private matter for Wayne that D.C. United will handle internally," the team said.


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Note: Before we begin, please take note the free online numerology readings here is just to provide beginners with a basic understanding of numerology. This is not a complete numerology analysis or report. Due to the complexity of numerology, you are advised to seek your numerology reading from a qualified numerologist. You can understand more about numerology reports here.
In all free numerology readings, all you need to do is to calculate your most important number – Life Path. This number can be easily derived from your birth date. In numerology reading calculation, the numbers are added until it is reduced to a single digit from 1 to 9 except for special master numbers 11 and 22. Each number must be reduced into a single digit before adding. But do not reduce further if you get an 11 or 22.
For example, the number 17 is reduced to 8 (1+7). Similarly, 1977 is reduced by adding 1+9+7+7 to get 24. This is subsequently reduced to 6 (2+4). So, if your birthday is December 17, 1973.
Your Life Path would be:
12 (December the twelfth month) + 17 + 1973
= 1 + 2 + 1 + 7 + 1 + 9 + 7 + 3
= 31
= 3 + 1
= 4
Hence, you have a Life Path of 4!
This number will reflect major influences and events of your life, i.e. your destiny and important lessons you must learn.


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Why I Believe in Vampires
November 13, 2011 § Leave a comment
Written in August 2005.
Before saying "vampires are real" or "vampires don't exist", one must define what a vampire is. There's as many definition of "vampire" as of "therianthrope". Some people try to differentiate by using different spellings (vampyre as opposed to vampire), or using different names (kindred, kheprian, etc). Some use "vampire" as a blanket term and simply specify within the category – pranic vampire, lifestyler, psychic vampire, sanguine vampire, energy/astral/emotional vampire… the list goes on.
Among the people I associate with offline, we use a couple different terms to differentiate: lifestyler, feeder, and psychic vampire (PV). Sometimes "feeder" is replaced with "energy vampire". I'll define the above as I use them.
"Lifestyler" means the same as on the online vampire community. Lifestylers are those individuals who are infatuated with the vampiric image. They're generally part of the goth subculture, wearing the leather, the trenchcoats, the capes; they have pale skin, they might wear fake fangs or colored contacts; some even go so far as to get their canines altered to look like fangs. These are the blood fetishists, the Anne Rice and Vampire: the Masquerade junkies, goths and roleplayers. They're generally found in goth clubs and sanguinariums. Some lifestylers are vampires, but not all are; some vampires are lifestylers, but not all. The vampires I know have little respect for lifestylers.
The second term used is "feeder", or sometimes "energy vampire". These are individuals who feed, which is to say they pull in energy beyond normal human intake or using methods differing from most people (such as drawing from psychic energy, energy from a living being, typically human). They may or may not have an energetic need, but if they do have such a need, it can likely be repaired, or they can get the required energy through more than one source. Feeders are those that pull in psychic energy without actually needing to. It might be an addiction (I've heard more than one person describe feeding as addictive), it might be that they think they require it, it might be they don't realize there are alternatives – there are many reasons that vary from feeder to feeder. The vampires I know have mixed reactions to feeders. Some say they're fakes, or immoral idiots playing games; others say they're all right as long as they feed responsibly. Most people feed unconsciously at some point in their lives, and some do so consciously; a "feeder" refers more to one who does so consistantly and usually consciously.
Then there are the psychic vampires. This is what I refer to when I say "vampire". They have an energetic need and have great difficulty drawing from the usual energy sources. Most people get the energy they need from food, sleep, and a fairly constant subconscious give-and-take with their environment. PVs cannot get the necessary or healthy amount of energy from these usual sources. They have an energy deficiency, and there are a few theories as to what causes it. I and a couple of the PVs I associate with tend to agree with the Kheprian (see Michelle Belanger's Psychic Vampire Codex) idea that this is caused by an altered chakra, usually a lower chakra such as the root. Call it a chakra, call it a wheel, an energy nexus, whatever you believe. For whatever reason, it's altered to the point where the PV can't draw on environmental/natural energy without great difficulty.
Would a PV sicken and die without feeding? I don't know; I don't think so. They can replenish their own energy stores and they can pull from environmental energy; the natural unconscious energy replenishment is simply defective, and it is extraordinarily difficult for them to pull from environmental energy. One PV I know gets splitting headaches if he pulls in earth energy; I don't know if the same goes for other PVs. Generally, however, PVs pull energy unconsciously when they get to a certain point of need. The PVs I know try to take care of themselves, feeding on ambient energy, psychic energy given off by peoples' emotions and actions. That's free-floating energy, and taking it will inconvenience no one. If the vampire gets too low on energy, he might feed on one individual, sometimes involuntarily. I've seen and experienced this, and it leaves the person being drawn from drained, tired, and lethargic until their energy stores replenish naturally.
The PVs I am familiar with (offline, they number eight) are almost all intelligent, logical people. Only one of them is even remotely goth, and she avoids the goth scene. They aren't obsessed with their nature; they live relatively normal lives; they range in age from 18 to mid-30's. Most, if not all, don't take part in the online vampire community. Some have psychological problems, some do not. A couple of them are the most stable, self-assured, well-adjusted people I know. At any rate, the PVs I am familiar with vary greatly in personality, background, outlook, and demeanor.
There are similarities, though. They all feed. They're all adamant (sometimes even obsessive) about self-control, to the point of being control freaks when it comes to themselves, their psyches, and their abilities. They're all arrogant on some level, even those with poor self-esteem, even though the arrogance might not be conscious or anything more than subtle.
What convinces me most that vampires are real, though, was the reaction I have had around every single one, usually before ever knowing they're PVs. I go into a shift instantly around vampires, beak flaring out and arms cramping back into wings. After becoming familiar with an individual PV, such as with three of the aforementioned eight, I'll usually only shift around them when their vampiric nature is brought to the forefront for whatever reason. I don't react to feeders like I do to PVs, so it's my thought that I'm reacting to the energy signature, or perhaps the altered chakra (which would contribute to the energy signature), or both. Yes, this is unsubstantiated personal gnosis, but I can only explain why I believe in vampires, not why others ought to.
So there's my take on vampires. Take it as you will.


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Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a ***** anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.
Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate : K, but don't tell anybody
DirtyKate : Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate : You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate : Haha! OK
DirtyKate : Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So Bloodninja: that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate : I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate : Umm...Yes
DirtyKate : So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
DirtyKate : I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
DirtyKate : So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja: How did you know?
Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKatei: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate : Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The Bloodninja: mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit Bloodninja: through the front door....
DirtyKate : What the f**k?
DirtyKate : You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate : F**k
Bloodninja : Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja : What like gardening an ****?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja : Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja : You bend over to harvest your radishes.
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja : You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja : Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
Bloodninja : I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja : I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja : my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja : Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja : My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja : Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. *****.
MommyMelissa: whatever.
bloodninja : Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja : Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja : Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja : Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja : I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja : I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja : I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja : Don't **** with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja : I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
bloodninja : Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja : King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals
bloodninja : my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja : You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja : Baby?
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3 : thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3 : haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3 : i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3 : haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3 : i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3 : No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They ******* charge your ***.
j_gurli3 : stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ***.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3 : thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls
bloodninja: collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: **** am I hard now.
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA : Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA : huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA : Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the ****, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA : oh
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you **** up.
eminemBNJA : damn I gotta write down your names or something
sweet17 : Hi
bloodninja: hello
bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17 : just a someone?
bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17 : nope
bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17 : well sorrrrrry
sweet17 : I just wanted to chat with you
bloodninja: why?
sweet17 : nevermind your an jerk
bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17 : yes?
bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
sweet17 : paranoid?
bloodninja: yes
sweet17 : of what?
sweet17 : me?
bloodninja: No. I'm in hiding.
sweet17 : LOL
bloodninja: Don't ******* laugh at me!
bloodninja: This **** is serious!
sweet17 : What are you hiding from?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17 : gimme a ******* break
bloodninja: I'm serious.
sweet17 : I don't get it
bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17 : For what?
bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states
sweet17 : For???
bloodninja: It's kindof embarrasing.
bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17 : You are ******* sick.
bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17 : why?
bloodninja: so I know you aren't one of them.
sweet17 : One of what?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17 : I'm not a cop i told you
bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17 : hold on
bloodninja: Hurry up.
bloodninja: Are you there?
bloodninja: **** you, cop!
sweet17 : Hey sorry
sweet17 : I had to do something for my mom.
bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
bloodninja: Weren't you!?
sweet17 : thats not it
bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17 : I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren't
sweet17 : IM NOT A ******* COP YOU ********!
bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17 : fine. What's your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17 : alright *PIC*
sweet17 : Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking.
sweet17 : That was me back in may
sweet17 : I've lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17 : what?!?
sweet17 : that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17 : Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17 : yes
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17 : kks
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17 : this isn't you.
bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't!
sweet17 : You don't look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17 : cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17 : You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17 : Go **** yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.
sweet17 : I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
sweet17 : You've done nothing but slam me.
sweet17 : you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
sweet17 : I thought you were bullcrapping me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17 : I can't believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17 : **** YOU!!!
bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs.
sweet17 : You're a ******* *******!
sweet17 : I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17 : and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry.
sweet17 : No you aren't
bloodninja: You're right. I'm not.
bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17 : I'm done with you
bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry.
sweet17 : I'm putting you on ignore
bloodninja: Wait a sec
bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17 : No
bloodninja: I'll eat your kitty
sweet17 : You'll what?
bloodninja: You heard me.
bloodninja: I said I'd eat your kitty.
sweet17 : I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17 : I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
bloodninja: Well I'm not like most men.
bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17 : Like what?
bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17 : I don't know
bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17 : I'm afraid to
bloodninja: Why?
sweet17 : cause
bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17 : well lets see
sweet17 : you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17 : doesn't that seem strange to you?
bloodninja: Nope
sweet17 : well its strange to me
bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
sweet17 : I didn't say that
bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17 : I guess so.
bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17 : What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17 : ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17 : You can't be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It's my fantasy.
sweet17 : this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17 : Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me?
sweet17 : sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth ****.
sweet17 : mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.
sweet17 : Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17 : HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
bloodninja: I softly suck on your **** bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17 : mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I **** harder
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17 : HARRRRRRR
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17 : this is stupid
bloodninja: ...still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17 : HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your *******.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17 : WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17 : OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17 : YOURE A ******* PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a ******* candy apple...
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17 : **** YOU *******!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: ...going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
SoulSlayer3000: hey!
SoulSlayer3000: im 16/m/Cali
Bballgrl4598: 17/f/ca here
SoulSlayer3000: awesome
SoulSlayer3000: want to cyber?
Bballgrl4598: yea
SoulSlayer3000: cool, im a pirate but i doubt that matters
Bballgrl4598: if u lead
SoulSlayer3000: I slowly take off your shirt and massage your breasts while muttering "yarr"
Bballgrl4598: I slip off my skirt and your pants and lay naked on the floor
SoulSlayer3000: I pull off my peg leg slowly and begin to rub it on your clitoris while taking off my eyepatch
SoulSlayer3000: yarr this feels good
SoulSlayer3000: want to feel my mastpole?
SoulSlayer3000: lick the crows nest?
Bballgrl4598: oh yes
SoulSlayer3000: I lay my parrot on your chest and let it peck your nipples, hard from the ocean breeze
SoulSlayer3000: do you like that?
Bballgrl4598: mm hmm
SoulSlayer3000: this isnt working for me... must have been the seawater I drank earlier. will u be a pirate too?
Bballgrl4598: lol im sorry...im into cyber, but this pirate thing...no offense, is just not a turn on
SoulSlayer3000: argghhh wait
SoulSlayer3000: i can do better, lassie
SoulSlayer3000: please?
Bballgrl4598: lol! no im sorry, your doing fine, its just the pirate theme is kinda fucked up. so are u lol.
SoulSlayer3000: just a little more
SoulSlayer3000: im almost about to cum
SoulSlayer3000: please?
Bballgrl4598: keep goin then you freak
SoulSlayer3000: I slam my "harpoon" into your cavernous depths like a coral reef penetrated by a massive barnicle-
ridden moray eel.
SoulSlayer3000: will u come with me to my pirate wonderland?
SoulSlayer3000: in the sky?
SoulSlayer3000: ?
SoulSlayer3000: my pet sea otter Jizzbiscuit will lead the way
Bballgrl4598: leave me alone please i dont want to play pirate anymore you are fucked up seriously
Wellhung : Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36.
Sweetheart: What do you look like?
Wellhung : I'm 6'3" and about 280 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt
Wellhung : with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung : OK
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. Sweetheart: My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
Wellhung : I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung : Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
Wellhung : I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
Wellhung : My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
Wellhung : I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra.My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
Wellhung : I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are Sweetheart: erect for you.
Wellhung : How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung : I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Wellhung : I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung : I'm so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Wellhung : I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
Wellhung : I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung : I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung : I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung : I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung : I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung : I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
Wellhung : I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.
Wellhung : I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Wellhung : I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
Wellhung : Me too.
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other.
Wellhung : Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses?
Wellhung : OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Wellhung : I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung : I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung : I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung : I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung : OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
Wellhung : I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
Wellhung : I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung : I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung : I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung : No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your Wellhung : candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung : I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look Wellhung : on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
Wellhung : Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!
Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.
Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"
J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and shit. You know, rollin with tha homies and shit.
Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.
Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.
Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?
J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
Partner6: It likes that.
J-Dogg: aight.
Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...
J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.
J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...
Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.
J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
Partner6: WTF?!
J-Dogg: Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only fuck women...
J-Dogg: Shit just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
Partner6: You dipshit.
J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...
J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.
J-Dogg: I see you in line at the supermarket. Our eyes meet.
Partner8: Who the fuck are you?
J-Dogg: I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion:
J-Dogg: Fuck me, Fuck me.
J-Dogg: My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last forever.
Partner8: OMFG are you trying to cyber me?
J-Dogg: We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I Kiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that forms in your thigh.
Partner8: Is that like cancer?
J-Dogg: If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of chemotherapy.
Partner8: Good one romeo.
J-Dogg: You grab the bulge that you feel. you think it must be taking over your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My tubesteak to you is like a J-Dogg: beautiful japanese haiku.
J-Dogg: The salmon swim at night.
J-Dogg: Towards your room.
J-Dogg: The snow and the moon.
Partner8: that was never a haiku.
J-Dogg: To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness.
Partner8: That made even less sense than your "haiku"
J-Dogg: So you ready to fuck then?
Partner8: You unbutton my pants, spew your load at the sight of my underwear, and your spent.
J-Dogg: ...
Partner8: ?
J-Dogg: I'm spent.
Jdogg:whats goin on
QT-Pie:Nothing. Who are you?
Jdogg:Jdogg. Wanna cyber?
QT-Pie:what does that mean?
Jdogg:what are you wearing?
QT-Pie:T-shirt. Jeans.
Jdogg:Garter belt?
Jdogg:Are we gonna cyber or not?
QT-Pie: uh, okay.
Jdogg:Sweet, I start by rubbing your ass all around. You love this.
Jdogg: You're wet already. I can smell your pussy stink from here.
QT-Pie: WHAT?!
Jdogg: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan.
Jdogg:You leave everything to jdogg.
Jdogg:I am completely inside of you. You are my dick puppet. I put on a little play.
QT-Pie:This is weird. I should go.
Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.
QT-Pie: A stripe?
Jdogg: I need a sandwich.
QT-Pie: You're a freak.
Jdogg: I was great. You loved it.
hotstud69: Hello there
blondebabe4u: Hi
hotstud69: What is your name?
blondebabe4u: Sandy, urs?
hotstud69: Bob, nice to meet you.. what are you doing tonight?
blondebabe4u: Nothing, just chatting, u?
hotstud69: not too much, just sitting around... what are you wearing?
blondebabe4u: oh just my thong and a tank top.
hotstud69: oh wow, I would love to see that, what do you look like?
blondebabe4u: I am 5'6" blonde hair, green eyes, 120 lbs, you?
hotstud69: i am 6'0" 175, brown hair, blue eyes, and tan
blondebabe4u: you sound very handsome
hotstud69: how about I pull that tank top off?
blondebabe4u: Oh Bob, i would love for you too....
hotstud69: Oh yea, those look great... they feel nice too
blondebabe4u: yes bob, my 36D's like that, you are good
hotstud69: oh yes, they feel so good, I am squeezing them..
blondebabe4u: yes bob, you know what you are doing.
hotstud69: Oh yea, I am getting so excited
blondebabe4u: need me to help you there Bob
hotstud69: oh yea, let me unzip for you
blondebabe4u: oh wow bob, you have a nice one
hotstud69: OH SHIT
blondebabe4u: What?
hotstud69: SON OF A BITCH!!!
blondebabe4u: whats wrong?
hotstud69: Got it stuck in the zipper...
blondebabe4u: What?
hotstud69: oh god, I am bleeding.....
blondebabe4u: bob, are you ok?
hotstud69: OMG... OMG...
blondebabe4u: Bob??
hotstud69: I am feeling faint... blood everywhere...
blondebabe4u: are you ok?
hotstud69: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
blondebabe4u: what bob what??
hotstud69: IT FEEL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
blondebabe4u: fell off?
hotstud69: it is on the floor, laying there... I am looking at it, damn, thought it would be bigger.........
blondebabe4u: call an abulance...
hotstud69: I can't
blondebabe4u: why
hotstud69: Because I am on the computer
blondebabe4u: well get off
hotstud69: the last time tried to get off, my dick fell off........
blondebabe4u: bob??
blondebabe4u: bob??
blondebabe4u: bob??
hotstud69: has left the room
<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?
<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"
<Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.
<LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
<LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
<LordChewy> "i know dad"
<LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C:Documents and Settings- Ricky My Documents - faxes - sent faxes"
<LordChewy> and he just shut up
<kingKahn> what is it?
<LordChewy> its his porn folder
<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^
VictimX_27: Hi there!
cheesedog: HEYA!
VictimX_27: What u up 2?
cheesedog: Nice English.
cheesedog: Did you learn that on the short bus?
VictimX_27: Get fucked
cheesedog: I'm just joking relax
cheesedog: What's your name?
VictimX_27: Whats yours?
cheesedog: I asked you first.
VictimX_27: I asked you second
cheesedog: Did I time just warp to middle school?
VictimX_27: huh
cheesedog: Never mind. My name is Johnny
cheesedog: Johnny Cheesedog
VictimX_27: Thats not your real name
cheesedog: Why isn't that my real name?
VictimX_27: No one has the name Cheesedog as a last name
cheesedog: Well I do. Whats wrong with it?
VictimX_27: Nothin i suppose
VictimX_27: Is that your real pic in that av?
cheesedog: Yes it is
VictimX_27: Very handsome
cheesedog: Thanks
VictimX_27: You kinda look like eminem
cheesedog: Fuck you.
VictimX_27: HEY! I meant that in a good way
VictimX_27: I think eminem is hot!
cheesedog: Oh. You think I'm hot?
VictimX_27: Yeah
cheesedog: What do you look like?
cheesedog: Do you have a pic?
VictimX_27: I don't show my picture to anyone
cheesedog: Why not?
VictimX_27: Cause I'm ugly
cheesedog: I won't make fun of you
VictimX_27: Its not that. I just don't like my looks
cheesedog: So you have no self-esteem, huh?
cheesedog: Is that what you're saying?
VictimX_27: I just don't think I'm pretty
cheesedog: Let me be the judge of that.
VictimX_27: Nahhh
cheesedog: Then describe yourself.
VictimX_27: Why do u wanna know what I look like?
cheesedog: Because I think you're nice
cheesedog: I want to picture you in my head while I'm talking to you.
VictimX_27: LMAO!! You don't want 2 picture me. Trust me
cheesedog: Why not?
VictimX_27: I told you. I'm ugly.
cheesedog: Well... I think you're beautiful on the inside.
VictimX_27: You don't even know me
cheesedog: I'm a pretty good judge of character
VictimX_27: Then why do u need 2 see me?
cheesedog: I just wanted to know thats all
cheesedog: If you aren't comfortable with it... thats fine.
VictimX_27: You don't understand
cheesedog: Is it that bad?
VictimX_27: YESSSSS
cheesedog: Ok then. I'm gonna picture you as Weezy from the Jeffersons.
cheesedog: She is the bomb!
cheesedog: She makes me hot just thinking about her!
VictimX_27: Wheezy?
cheesedog: Yep. Weezy.
VictimX_27: Who is that?
cheesedog: George's wife.
VictimX_27: Who is george
cheesedog: George Jefferson. From the Jeffersons.
cheesedog: Are you fucking deaf?
VictimX_27: Who are the Jeffersons?
cheesedog: Oh lord. Here we go
VictimX_27: wut?
cheesedog: You don't know who the Jeffersons are?
VictimX_27: Should I?
cheesedog: Yes.
VictimX_27: Well I don't.
cheesedog: FISH DONT FRY IN THE KITCHEN! BEANS DONT BURN ON THE GREEEELL...
VictimX_27: huhhh?
cheesedog: TOOK A WHOOOOLE LOTTA LU UH VINNNN. JUST TO GET UP THAT HEEEELL
VictimX_27: Wut the hell are you saying?
cheesedog: Hold on a second
cheesedog: Here you go. *PIC*
VictimX_27: Thats her?
cheesedog: Yep
VictimX_27: I don't look anything like that
cheesedog: SHUT UP! You're ruining my fantasy!
VictimX_27: LOL. You're funny.
cheesedog: What's funny?
VictimX_27: u r
cheesedog: I'm glad I entertain you
VictimX_27: me 2
cheesedog: So if you don't look like Weezy, what do you look like?
VictimX_27: u don't give up do u?
cheesedog: Never
VictimX_27: I'm the exact opposite of her
cheesedog: ???
VictimX_27: I'm very white
cheesedog: Thats cool, my white anti-soul sista'
VictimX_27: LOL
cheesedog: I can dig white chicks too, I guess.
VictimX_27: I'm whiter than most
cheesedog: really?
VictimX_27: I'm an albino
cheesedog: a what?
VictimX_27: u don't know what that is?
cheesedog: I've heard the word before
VictimX_27: I have no pigment in my skin, eyes or hair
VictimX_27: So I'm all white
cheesedog: This is bullshit
VictimX_27: I'm serious!
VictimX_27: You've never seen an albino before?
cheesedog: No. Where do they live? Albinia?
VictimX_27: No, we live all over.
cheesedog: Then how come I've never seen any
VictimX_27: Lucky I suppose
cheesedog: Send me your picture. I wanna know what an albino looks like.
VictimX_27: I'll send you a picture of one but not me
cheesedog: Ok
VictimX_27: Here u go *PIC*
cheesedog: Whoa. Thats freaky
VictimX_27: See why I don't send my picture out?
cheesedog: there's nothing wrong with it.
cheesedog: It doesn't make you ugly
cheesedog: This chick is kind of hot actually.
VictimX_27: Thank u
cheesedog: No problem
cheesedog: Her, not you. I don't know what you look like.
VictimX_27: Are you gonna be on in 3 hours?
cheesedog: Yes
VictimX_27: I have to go to the mall with my sister
VictimX_27: Will you be here when I get back?
cheesedog: S ure. Then I'll sex you up.
VictimX_27: Gee thanks. LOL
cheesedog: I'm serious
VictimX_27: We'll see.
cheesedog: Yes we will.
VictimX_27: Bye for now!
cheesedog: Make sure you wear some sunscreen.
VictimX_27: <USER HAS LOGGED OUT>
About 3 hours later...
VictimX_27: HEY!
cheesedog: Hello there
VictimX_27: I'm back
cheesedog: Have fun at the mall?
VictimX_27: Yeah. I got some new shoes
cheesedog: Interesting
VictimX_27: Not really. Just shoes
cheesedog: You ready to be sexed up now?
VictimX_27: LOL
cheesedog: Is that a yes?
VictimX_27: Could be
cheesedog: HOT DAMN!
cheesedog: I gently suck your nipples
cheesedog: I feel them get hard then I jam my hand down your..
VictimX_27: WOAH! Slow down cowboy
cheesedog: Why?
VictimX_27: I'm not just gonna cyber with you if thats all you want
cheesedog: What do you mean?
VictimX_27: You're not going to ignore me later are you?
cheesedog: Of course not.
cheesedog: I like you.
VictimX_27: I don't even know how old you are.
cheesedog: I'm 27. Now....
cheesedog: I gently massage your breasts with my rough hands
cheesedog: I roll your nipples between my fingers
VictimX_27: WAIT!
cheesedog: They get hard again... what?
VictimX_27: Don't you wanna know anything about me first?
VictimX_27: Like what I like?
cheesedog: Oh yeah. Sure. Hurry up.
VictimX_27: That didn't sound convincing.
cheesedog: YES I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!
VictimX_27: Now u r being a smartass
VictimX_27: Just give me a minute
cheesedog: ok
VictimX_27: I'm back
cheesedog: np
VictimX_27: thank you
cheesedog: So what do you like?
VictimX_27: Ummmm being licked
cheesedog: Where?
VictimX_27: Everywhere
cheesedog: Any place in particular?
VictimX_27: uhhh yeah
cheesedog: tell me
VictimX_27: on my clit
cheesedog: OK!
cheesedog: NOW YOU'RE TALKIN!
VictimX_27: I also like being done from behind
cheesedog: Ooooooohhhh.
cheesedog: Ok. Check this out.
cheesedog: We're in an abandoned building.
cheesedog: No is around. Its all quiet.
VictimX_27: Uh huh
cheesedog: I gently unbutton your pants and slide my hand across your clit
cheesedog: You get all warm and juicy.
cheesedog: I slip your panties down and continue to massage your pussy
VictimX_27: oooohh mmmm
cheesedog: I place my mouth on your pussy as I eat you from behind
cheesedog: I wiggle my tounge around across your moist hole
VictimX_27: yessss
cheesedog: I cover your ears with my hands as I eat you.
cheesedog: Egon and Ray sneak in from the back.
cheesedog: *Powering up Proton packs*
VictimX_27: ???
cheesedog: Then... Egon BLASTS your pasty white ass!!
cheesedog: POW!! BZZZZZTTTTTPHTTTTTT!!!
cheesedog: Winston and Peter set up the containment trap....
VictimX_27: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!!
cheesedog: You wiggle around in the proton streams buck naked
cheesedog: The streams almost cross! Look out!!
cheesedog: Peter smacks you across the chin with his gun
cheesedog: They open the trap and it sucks your pale ass in!
VictimX_27: This isn't funny johnny!
cheesedog: SHUT UP! YOUR CAUGHT!
cheesedog: **puts you in the containment area**
cheesedog: Slimer is in there too..
VictimX_27: YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!
cheesedog: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!
cheesedog: Now...Slimer sticks his green, slimey cock in your pigmentless ass.
cheesedog: **HE SLIMES YOU!**
VictimX_27: Never talk to me again!
cheesedog: He cums all over your hair... but no one notices cause its the same color
VictimX_27: FUCK YOUUUU
cheesedog: He eats a powdered donut!
VictimX_27: SHUT UP AND FUCK YOUUUU!!!!!
cheesedog: o wait! It was your hand, you scary, white whore!
VictimX_27: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
cheesedog: Chill out, Casper. You're trapped, I said.
cheesedog: Slimer goes to lick your clit.
cheesedog: But there is already slime on your it!!
cheesedog: Slimer thinks you are a cheater and gets jealous!!
cheesedog: HE RIPS YOUR WHITE TITS OFF!
cheesedog: **Plays volleyball with them**
VictimX_27: <USER HAS LOGGED OUT>


text:
Despite last week's cold snap, the bloom of cherry blossoms along Washington DC's Tidal Basin is now under way – a peaceful sight that belies this stormy moment in Congress, where new healthcare legislation is being debated and the headlines seem to shift from moment to moment. However, one thing is for sure: any legislation affecting the US healthcare system must consider the impact on employer-sponsored health insurance – the source of coverage for 177 million Americans, 16 times the number enrolled in public exchanges.
That's why the leadership of MMC companies Mercer and Oliver Wyman created a health policy group to help formulate MMC's views on ACA repeal-and-replace legislation. Our efforts led to the issue of a policy paper that showcased original Mercer research on changing the tax treatment of employer-sponsored coverage.
Last month, we took this research to the US House of Representatives to meet with policymakers actively working on the newly proposed American Health Care Act, or AHCA. We demonstrated that the excise tax on high-cost plans, currently law under the ACA, is not an effective method of penalizing rich "Cadillac" plans because plan design is only one factor affecting plan cost and often less important than location and employee demographics.
This would also be true of a cap on the employee individual tax exclusion for employer-provided health benefits, a provision included in an early draft of the AHCA and favored by powerful voices such as House Speaker Paul Ryan (R-WI), House Ways and Means Chair Kevin Brady (R-TX) and new HHS head Tom Price. Mercer had also modeled the impact such a cap would have on the effective tax rates of Americans based on their income. The hardest hit, by far, would be lower-paid workers with families. Some staffers faced with this information for the first time were visibly struck.
When the bill was released for mark-up, the cap on the exclusion was not included, and the Cadillac tax was delayed until 2025 (and possibly 2026). But while we were pleased with this outcome, we also knew the bill was a long way from becoming law and the cap could easily resurface.
It was my privilege to meet last week with Senators Rob Portman (R-OH) and Tom Carper (D-DE), both members of the Finance Committee; Senator John Cornyn (R-TX), Majority Whip and Member of the Finance Committee; and Senator Orrin Hatch (R-UT), Chairman of the Finance Committee. I urged them, first and foremost, to preserve the health benefit tax exclusion, and secondly, to liberalize HSA rules. I also discussed the potential impact of proposed cuts to the Medicaid program, and our concern that a surge in uncompensated care would cause providers to shift cost to private group plans – making it harder for employers to continue to provide adequate coverage to their workers.
Our work is far from done. I look forward to returning to Washington as the legislative debate continues – to advance the goal of preserving and enhancing the employer-sponsored healthcare system that is a stable source of good health coverage for approximately half of all Americans.
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Table of ContentsDefinition / general | Epidemiology | Prognostic factors | Case reports | Treatment | Clinical images | Gross images | Microscopic (histologic) description | Microscopic (histologic) images | Positive stains | Negative stains | Electron microscopy description | Molecular / cytogenetics description | Differential diagnosis
Cite this page: Shankar V. PEComa-general. PathologyOutlines.com website. http://www.pathologyoutlines.com/topic/softtissuepecgeneral.html. Accessed August 14th, 2020.
Definition / general
- Mesenchymal tumor with perivascular clear cell and epithelioid features that coexpresses melanocytic and muscle markers
- Concept first proposed by Bonetti (Am J Surg Pathol 1992;16:307)
- Tumor family includes angiomyolipoma (renal and extrarenal), clear cell "sugar" tumor (lung and extrapulmonary) and lymphangioleiomyomatosis; these tumors are relatively common and are associated with tuberous sclerosis
- Family also includes tumors of falciform ligament / ligamentum teres, skin (Histopathology 2005;46:498), uterus (Mod Pathol 2005;18:1336) and other viscera and soft tissue; these tumors are rare, and are not associated with tuberous sclerosis
- No known normal counterpart to the perivascular epithelioid cell
- 80 - 90% females (Histopathology 2006;48:75), median age 46 years (range 15 - 97 years)
Prognostic factors
- Usually benign, but some cases have malignant behavior and simulate high grade sarcoma (Pathology 2006;38:415)
- Poor prognostic factors: tumor size > 5 - 8 cm, infiltrative growth pattern, high nuclear grade, > 1 mitotic figure / 50 HPF or atypical mitotic figures, coagulative cell necrosis (Am J Surg Pathol 2005;29:1558)
Case reports
- 29 year old woman with HMB45- uterine leiomyosarcoma that became HMB45+ in metastasis (Ann Diagn Pathol 2005;9:43)
- 43 year old woman with thigh tumor (Am J Surg Pathol 2002;26:809)
- 48 year old man with shoulder mass (Case of the Week #283)
- 68 year old woman with uterine tumor with late pulmonary metastases (J Clin Pathol 2003;56:627)
- Head and neck cases (Head Neck Pathol 2011;5:233)
- Excision is usually curative if tumors are benign
Gross images
Microscopic (histologic) description
- Perivascular tumor cells may have radial arrangement around lumen; epithelioid cells (closest to vessel) and spindle cells (remote from vessel) with clear to granular eosinophilic cytoplasm; small, central, round / oval nuclei with small nucleoli; often multinucleated giant cells; may have malignant features with marked atypia, mitotic activity and necrosis
- Pecosis: continuous layer of perivascular clear cells remote from tumor, transitioning to invasive nests and PEComa; cells are in apposition to and in direct contact with abluminal surface of capillary basal lamina (Virchows Arch 2007;450:463)
- Pecomatosis: nests of perivascular clear to eosinophilic cells (World J Surg Oncol 2004;2:35); may simulate mesothelioma (Ann Diagn Pathol 2006;10:352)
Microscopic (histologic) images
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Positive stains
- Melanocytic markers (HMB45 and MelanA; microphthalmia transcription factor-50%; also NKI / C3, tyrosinase, S100-33%), smooth muscle markers (MyoD1 [Appl Immunohistochem Mol Morphol 2003;11:156], smooth muscle actin-80%, desmin-40%, calponin), vimentin (80%)
Negative stains
Electron microscopy description
- Abundant cytoplasmic glycogen, premelanosomes, thin filaments with occasional dense bodies, hemidesmosomes, poorly formed cellular junctions
Molecular / cytogenetics description
- Gross chromosomal aberrances in most / all cases; most frequent imbalances are 19-, 16p-, 17p-, 1p-, 18p-, X+, 12q+, 3q+, 5+, 2q+; 16p- indicates loss of TSC2 gene (Hum Pathol 2006;37:606)
Differential diagnosis
- Clear cell / oxyphilic carcinoma: cytokeratin+
- Epithelioid / clear cell smooth muscle tumors: HMB45-
- Melanoma: strong S100+
- Undifferentiated / high grade sarcoma