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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Brooklyn 99] Why hasn't Holt fired Hitchcock and Scully yet?

They're provably incompetent, they sleep on the job, and we know Holt has no qualms about firing employees who don't meet his personal standards (Coral Palms, part 2). So why is he letting these absolute deadweights bring down his department?
gpt
They get a phenomenal amount of paperwork done, which the rest of the precinct slacks on. They had their glory days out in the field; now they pull their weight as desk jockeys. Says a lot about their efficiency when they can nap and eat for half the day and still get their jobs done (yay tenure).