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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Blair Witch] Between the various pieces of Blair Witch media, a not insignificant number of people had gone missing. Suppose a formal investigation was launched into the woods. What would it take for them to come back alive or with tangible results?
gpt
A formal investigation was launched after the first three kids went missing. 

Except according to the maps of the woods, the teenagers should have gotten out a long time after following the river. And when search teams were sent out, one specifically noted that they should have come across Heather and Mike multiple times while they were in the same area. 

The tapes were found in Rustin Parr’s house, the same that the footage ends in, which was burned down in the 50’s by the vengeful townspeople. And the tapes were found *under* the foundation of the house-which dates back to the Civil War era. 

I don’t think anything else needs to be said.