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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
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[Marvel] A creature equal to the MCU Hulk in the berserk African scene appears at 9am in real-world Philadelphia, attacking everything in sight 24x7. How long does it take us to kill it and what is the final death tally?
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This depends on whether or not your name is Michael Bay or Joss Whedon — or you have pondered the tactical requirements of neutralising the Hulk for more than five minutes altogether.

The Hulk is *extremely* powerful and *ridiculously* resilient —

In the scene in question, the Hulk withstands momentary acceleration forces (jerk forces) that would tear the limbs off a normal human, and reduce their brains to a thin grey slurry against the interior of their cranium.

Setting aside that (and the unexplained swapout of mass when the Hulk changes from Banner, and back) —

Consistently, throughout the depictions of the Hulk, his extreme power is dependent on Newton's Third Law: *For every action, there is an equal — and opposite — re-action*.

If we accept that it is possible to *levitate* the Hulk (through technology or magic), *away from anything he can pull or push*, he's neutralised.

If, on the other hand, the hypothetical "we" are bound by the current real-world technological state-of-the-art …

How long does it take to fly Scarlett Johannson to the East Coast?