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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[General Horror] you've been charged with assembling an 8-person team composed of the most badass heroes from Horror Movies ever, the kind of crew that will scare the shit out of any baddy from a Horror movie based on their reputations, skills, and experiences. Who do you pick?
gpt
Ash - from Army of Darkness (Because badass)

That pothead from Cabin in the Woods (Because immune to mind-fuckery)

The jock from Cabin in the Woods (because he makes good choices when not exposed to stupidity-inducing gas)

Several female virgins that happened to survive their various perils (because tvtropes says so)

Andy... from Child's play... in his teen-to-adult years.  Because that kid should have been nothing more than a panicking-rocking-back-and-forth-psych-patient, but instead he confronts one of the more vile fears a human can experience without hesitation.