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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[batman] where does batman shit while he's out in patrol?

High protein diet plus a long nightshift. Does he hang off the side of a building or hold it for 12 hours? Batmobile bat toilet?
gpt
Wherever he wants.

Is there any lock he can't pick? Any building he can't enter? Is there anyone as ninja stealthy as him? Why, he's just finished using *your* bathroom and he's standing behind you! Turn around! Too late. The Batman's too quick for you; he's disappeared. Now you know how Commissioner Jim Gordon and most of the JLA feel.

But surely, you say, the Batman has never, *you know*, on the street. Are you unfamiliar of his disguises as a homeless vet or bag-lady? How far do you think he's willing to stay in character? It's not like he's *obsessive*, is it?