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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
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[Indiana Jones] How the hell does this guy still have a job as a professor? He’s at his office for all of two seconds before going on another adventure.
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Indie is an archaeologist that operated in the early 20th century when air travel and telephones were still novel things. 

It wasn't uncommon for people in his profession to disappear on an expedition for months or even years at a time.

Also, consider this guy from the perspective of the people in charge of his university:

Indie is some guy who flies around the world packing a whip and a gun and is known to jump out/off/into dangerous situations. 

When Indiana Jones is on an adventure he always sending back priceless artifacts and research journals full of information that no other archaeologist would ever dream of finding and he may or may not have saved the world a few times- that last one is still up for debate but considering it's *him* there is probably some truth to that.

When Professor Jones is teaching, half the student body wants to have sex with him and he has a nasty habit of attracting Nazi's like a bad case of bedbugs.

Which would you prefer?