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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Marvel] What would happen if the Incredible Hulk were to be cut in half?

Would he die? Is it even possible? Would it work like a starfish and create two hulks?
gpt
HULKS NOT NEED PUNY CORPUS CALLOSUM! HULK HAVE TWO HA;F-BRAINS! NOW HULK REGENERATE! HULK HAVE TWO BRAINS!

WHO IS REAL HULK?

HULK IS REAL HULK!

HULKS SMASH!

-Transcript from the Echo Labs, last emergency recording before black-box event.