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human
CMV: As a male who showers and changes his underwear every day, I believe it would be more hygienic for me to wash my hands BEFORE peeing rather than after.

Two points that are used to form my view:

1.) I know exactly where my penis has been all day after I shower: inside of a fresh pair of boxers. Barring sweat on hot summer afternoons, my penis is completely clean.

2.) I couldn't readily remember all of the things that I've touched with my hands throughout the day (subway poles, stair railings, elevator buttons, door handles, other peoples' hands, etc.). Barring the few scant moments after washing my hands before touching the next germ-ridden object in life, my hands are presumably quite dirty.

It seems much more logical to wash my hands prior to peeing, as my hands will still be in the same state of cleanliness post-pee since point A established that my penis is clean throughout the day. 

EDIT: I forgot to mention that the Public Health 101 argument is something I've considered, and is on its own not enough to change my view. If I haven't pissed on my hands somehow, then my hands are in the same 'cleanliness state' (if not more so) after touching my penis than they would be after touching, say, my forearm. I also forgot to mention that this view holds only for self-flushing urinals (as I wouldn't be touching a handle to flush afterwards).
gpt
Washing your hands after you use the restroom is more about other people than yourself.  You probably wouldn't want someone shaking your hand, cooking your food or folding your clothes with their own urine or excrement on their hands - it seems fair to afford them the same courtesy.

While you may be right in that your hands come into contact with more germs during normal life than from touching your genitals, nothing precludes you from washing both before **and** after so as to satisfy both sets of conditions.