system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Men in Black] I was on vacation on Earth and, long story short, I was caught doing chin-ups on a street-light completely out of disguise. What kind of punishment should I expect?
gpt
Whatever you do don't make it worse by trying to flee off planet before they nab you, and don't try and fight them. They might look funny with their puny heads and four skinny limbs but humans have evolved to be pretty savvy. Your best shot is to act humble, admit you did wrong and promise to be more much careful - there are plenty of Agents who'll let you off with a one off warning if they believe you're earnest. 

Having said you very well could have caused a global incident; all it takes is one of those jumpy, violent dumb-ass human civilians to spot you and you've ruined the day, possibly the week, of a lot of MIB agents, and they work hard enough as is.

And some Agents are just straight up trigger happy. They're trained not to be, but it happens. For your own good, be more frickin careful in the future!