system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[The Mummy] Why is the curse to bring the undead harbinger of the apocalypse back to life on the first page?

No introduction or anything? Generally basic spells come first, not ones that have the power to doom all of humanity. What were the Egyptians thinking?
gpt
The Book of the Dead isn't some beginner's instruction manual, you fool. It's only supposed to be read by two groups of people, high priests and those who have already moved on to the afterlife. It provides secrets and guidance to the afterlife, which was full of far nastier shit than what even the Mummy could dish out.

And more importantly. You broke into a tomb, ransacked a dead body and defiled a sacred and ancient site, and then began speaking dark incantations, knowing full well what the magnitude of the book was. You deserve every horrible thing that happens to you...filthy tomb robber.