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[Futurama] What does Bender do with all the cash and swag he steals?

Bender loves stealing and taking things.  Plus he's got a minimum wage job as a ship's cook.  We've seen him steal millions in cigars, jewels, swords, cash, various swag etc.  So what does he do with it all?  

Is he paying down a pay day loan from when he was younger?  Child support?  Legal fees?  Save it for a rainy day?  Hoard it like a dragon?
gpt
On a day to day basis when he has small scores he spends it on booze, cigars and prostitutes. 

When he has a big score and has a lot of money, he spends it on really fancy and expensive booze, cigars and prostitutes. 

Anything left goes to ass shining sessions and occasional purchases of robot pornography.

It's also worth noting that he likes stealing almost more than he likes having stuff, so he is fairly careless with what he does with stuff once it's stolen. A lot probably just gets lost, thrown away or pawned for way less than it is worth.