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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Pokemon] Whenever trainers catch Pokemon like Magikarp, Relicanth, Whiscash, or other fish-like ones, how the hell do they survive on land? How do they move around?
gpt
[](/derpyhappy) They can survive being roasted, poisoned, paralyzed, electrocuted, hyper-beamed, exploded, constricted, stabbed, bitten, telepathically assaulted, crushed, or haunted. You're worried about them *suffocating?*

As for locomotion, well, they're pretty good at flopping around.