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[TMNT] How long will the turtles live

At one point one of the turtles mentions that a few years is nothing to a turtle, as a normal turtle will live upwards of 100 years. But the teenage mutant ninja turtles are larger, and far more agile than normal turtles, thus they probably have a faster metabolism. So would the fact that they are essentially half human mean that they would have closer to a human life span?
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They'll 'live' until the sewer-dwelling hermit that calls himself Splinter dies twitching in a forgotten tunnel from the same toxic waste poisoning that's causing his hallucinogenic coma-dreams of turning into a rat and teaching martial arts to a bunch of walking turtles.

With his last, gurgling breath, he will whisper "Kowabunga, dude," imagining one last pizza party with the four students he never really had.

Weeks later, the discovery of his corpse will be used as a rallying cry by environmentalists against the unregulated dumping of industrial waste, eventually triggering the formation of the eco-terrorist organization that now calls itself 'The Planeteers'.