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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
ELI5: I'm drunk, why can I see clearer when I close one eye?
gpt
Hilarious! But yeah dude, it's because when you're drunk your brain doesn't process any of its inputs (see, taste, smell) very well. 

Normally, for you to see stuff, your brain has to go through a complicated process of looking at the picture from each eye and kind of "putting them together" to make a full 3D view of your world.

BUT when you're drunk that is quite a bit too complicated for it, so it does about as good of a job as it does balancing, listening, holding down food, and remembering that you can't dance.