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[Alchemy/Rap] Is it possible to turn a hoe into a housewife?

So,  my boy Trey is set on marrying this girl but to be frank,  she's a hoe. I'm a pretty high ranked alchemist and figured I could give it a go,  but all rumors say you can't make a hoe into a housewife. Is there any truth to these rumors or nah?
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Probably not. 

As we all know, the average human body is comprised of Water (35 L), Carbon (20 kg), Ammonia (4 L), Lime (1.5 kg), Phosphorous (800 g), Salt (250 g), Saltpeter (100 g), Sulfur (80 g), Fluorine (7.5 g), Iron (5 g), Silicon (3 g) and fifteen traces of other elements. Your hypothetical housewife would be composed of these elements as well.

Your average garden variety hoe will be comprised most notably of a wooden shaft, and some kind of metal that has been shaped as to give the tool utility. 

You would need quite a few resources to turn a 'hoe' into a 'housewife', to the point where you would no longer be able to say that your initial Hoe, and the resulting housewife, have any relationship whatsoever.