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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Shakespeare] If William Shakespeare was truly The Immortal Bard and just happened to peak in the late 1500’s, what is he writing now?

Obviously he fakes his death every 60-70 years and assumes a new identity, as one does.
gpt
A brave Scottish general named ~~Macbeth~~ Thanos receives a prophecy from a trio of witches that one day he will become ~~King of Scotland~~ holder of all 6 infinity stones. Consumed by ambition and spurred to action by his ~~wife~~ Mistress Death, Macbeth murders ~~King Duncan~~ Vision and takes the ~~Scottish throne~~ Universe for himself. He is then wracked with guilt and paranoia and that is why after he takes the soul stone he fights differently.


Obviously Shakespear wrote the plot to Avengers:Infinity War.