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[DC] We’ve heard about Batman’s insane sleep schedule, but when does Alfred sleep?

Sure, Bruce is peak human and takes micro naps, but Alfred’s doesn’t share his exercise regiment and is older. How does he get any shut-eye with the unenviable task of being the most trusted ally of both Bruce Wayne and Batman?
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He has special forces and/or military training in the past and has learned the enviable skill of being able to fall asleep on command and wake up to full alertness in a very short period of time. If he could not anticipate the arrival of Master Bruce and anticipate his needs, what kind if butler would he be? (No it's not cheating to put up geofences around Wayne manner to alert him when the batmobile enters or leaves).