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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Spongebob] If you were Plankton, how would you get the Secret Formula?
gpt
I'd get ahold of a gun.

Walk in the front door, shoot Squidward square in the chest.

Spongebob comes out to investigate, it may take multiple rounds to bring him down due to his sponge-like texture.

Mr Krabs is hiding under his desk. Reload the gun, and empty it into the desk. Reload again. Check to see if he's dead. He is, the desk is made of wood. The combination for the safe is the date on which he found his daughter Pearl.

She lies dead at her home, having been tortured to get this information. Her final hours were a symphony of agony.

Open the safe, the formula is inside. Everything you've ever dreamed of, finally yours.