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human
[A Series of Unfortunate Events] What’s with all these mansion fires?

I’ve been doing some research, and I noticed that the homes of wealthy families appear to catch fire much more often than other buildings, despite not being inherently more flammable. What is the explanation for all these Very Frightening Disasters?
gpt
Well, you see, wealthy families tend to own *larger* homes, and in a much larger home, it is much more likely that a fire might start in a part of the building that no one is in, and in fact that no one has been in for many years. This of course means that a fire, unhindered by such useful human reactions as "screaming and stamping it out while it is the size of one's shoe" or "calling the fire department with reasonable alacrity," has the opportunity to spread to a much larger and more dangerous size before it is noticed.