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[Marvel/DC] What would happen if various superheroes got shot in the chest?

Assume:

* Their powers are functioning properly.
* They're wearing their standard gear.
* They're immobilized or taken by surprise (regardless of how implausible this is) so they can't use shields, weapons, wristbands, etc. to deflect the bullet..

I know the really obvious ones.  Bullets bounce off of Superman, and they just pop out of Wolverine's body and the wound heals.  What about Thor?  Hulk?  Spiderman?  Wonder Woman?  Does Batman's suit deflect bullets?  Etc.
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1. Thor laughs

2. Hulk smashes the offending shooter into the ground

3. Wonder Woman shrugs it off

4. Spiderman has a hole in his chest

5. Batman has serious bruising and may have internal injuries depending on the caliber of the gun

6. Iron Man shoots back

7. Capt. America has a hole in his chest

8. Bucky Barnes has a hole in his chest

9. Black Widow has a hole in her chest

10. Hawkeye has a hole in his chest

11. Wanda Maximoff has a hole in her chest

12. Vision shrugs it off

13. Star-Lord has a hole in his chest

14. Drax starts beating the shit out of the shooter

15. Gamora starts beating the shit out of the shooter

16. Rocket Racoon has a hole in his chest

17. Groot shrugs it off

18. Aquaman laughs

19. Cyborg shrugs it off

20. Buster Scruggs drops dead

21. Robin drops dead

22. Nightwing has a hole in his chest

23. Red Robin has a hole in his chest

24. Starfire has a hole in her chest

25. Raven has a hole in her chest

26. Beast Boy has a hole in his chest

27. Luke Cage shrugs it off

28. Daredevil has a hole in his chest

29. Jessica Jones has a hole in her chest

30. Danny Rand has a hole in his chest

31. Dr. Doom beats the shit out of the offending shooter for marring the perfect armor of Doom.

32. Mr. Fantastic shrugs it off

33. Invisible Woman has a hole in her chest

34. Human Torch melts the bullet

35. The Thing shrugs it off

36. Green Arrow has a hole in his chest

37. Green Lantern shrugs it off

38. Flash has a hole in his chest

39. White Siren has a hole in her chest

40. The Atom shrugs it off

41. Citizen Cold has a hole in his chest

42. Vixen has a hole in her chest

43. Constantine has a hole in his chest

44. Heatwave has a hole in his chest

45. Firestorm converts the bullet into nuclear material

46. Dr. Manhattan pontificates about the futility of life

47. The Comedian drops from a 50 story apartment

48. Night Owl drops dead

49. Silk Spectre drops dead

50. Ozymandias drops dead

51. Rorschach drops dead

etc, etc.