system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Batman] hello, 911 um there seems to be a break in (slight giggle) at my store on 11th and Broadway (light chuckle) can you send a squad car as soon as possible? (full blown outrageous laughter)

How screwed am I and would batman be able to cure me with anti joker toxin?
gpt
It's very likely you'll die, or at least have a major brain damage. However, there's some chance that you'll survive. In general, ever heard anyone important murdered in the last few months? You'll die. Ever heard of Baby Doll? You'll likely be saved in time, perhaps the gas isn't even lethal. Is Angel Rojas leading the GCPD? You'll probably fall into coma, but don't worry, Batman have the antidote. You're still screwed if your poisoned from liquid.