system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[General] I have a bit of a ghost problem. I also have a 4 foot long rod of silver. Could I just beat the ghost into leaving my house?

From what I remember Ghosts and other paranormal forces are generally susceptible to silver. 

Now I can see this fucker every so often. With his dumb stupid face and constant extra-dimensional horrors that are comparable to lovecraftian deities. But jokes on him, I'm not getting any more mad.

So if I just pick up this silver rod and smack him with it is it going to affect him? Or am I gonna have to get it enchanted too?
gpt
Assuming the rod has the same diameter as the American Silver Eagle you're waving around almost thirty pounds of silver with a market value of about $7,500. Besides being a poor choice of weapons it seems like a strange thing to have around the house. Why are you being haunted again?