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[Harry Potter] I'm a student at a prestigious magic school, but I'm having some issues. Need advice.

I just enrolled at a famous academy of magic, you probably know it. It has a great reputation, but it's a mad house. The place is completely insane. It should be closed down immediately or at least the administration should be fired and replaced.

Some friends snuck out after dark, but one of the other students snitched and they got detention. I thought they'd have to stay in class after school let out, but instead they sent them into a dark forest, in the middle of the night, to find someone who had killed a unicorn. That's crazy and dangerous.

Just walking around inside of school is a hazard, there are stairways that keep moving--some kid from math class already fell to his death and was crushed.

Right from the beginning I knew there would be trouble, they put a magic hat on your head to pick your dorm, but everyone has to wear it and they don't wash it. It smells, it's sweaty, and the last dozen kids now have lice. Three dorms have cool names, but I'm stuck in the dorm named after a muppet.

The janitor hates us and advocates torture, the groundskeeper is a nice guy, but totally inappropriate in his behavior. We were given flight lessons, but with no helmets or protective gear, and then the instructor left us alone and all hell broke loose.

There's no security at all, there are monsters and ghosts just wandering everywhere. There's a girl ghost that hangs out in the boys' bathroom, it's really perverted but they won't do anything about it.

Some students found out that someone was in the school trying to steal some magic rock and told the vice principal but she didn't care and just dismissed them, then they nearly got killed. The VP is still there, nobody cares. The principal is never around, he's always off doing something more important.

There are all these animals in school, kids are getting bird flu from the owls, the plague from the rats, and there's a group that hangs out in the tower licking toads. I was eating lunch the other day and a bunch of messenger owls flew in and started crapping all over the food. It's really disgusting.

My language teacher is just making stuff up, she's completely unqualified. I don't even think it's real Latin, just gibberish.

I went to watch a sporting event, some game I couldn't even follow, and kids were being injured so badly they had to be hospitalized. There's a guy in my dorm who's had a few concussions already, his handwriting is barely legible now and he can't remember things. The teachers don't care, they keep giving him good grades even though you can see his hands shake when he holds his wand.

There's a weird kid in the other dorm who's always getting into trouble, but they don't care. I heard he's from an abusive foster family and is forced to live in a closet, maybe that's why. They should really get him into a better home and find a therapist for him so he stops acting out.

The favoritism is really out of hand, all year long there's a competition for which dorm is going to get the most points and at the last minute the principal showed up, started handing out bogus points, and arbitrarily decided that his favorite dorm should win.

Finally, they have all these elves enslaved at the school. They tell us the elves want to be there, working long hours in bad conditions, but I can't believe that's true. The elves have been beaten down so much that they claim they love the school and don't want their freedom, it's pitiful.

I've been writing letters home to my parents, but they're convinced I'm exaggerating things and don't believe me. I want to report the school, but I've told that the ministry is quick to silence its critics, so I'm scared. There are spells to know if people are lying, but they keep locking up innocent people anyway; it's like a police state. I just want to go to a normal school, what can I do?
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The wizarding world is even more dangerous and nonsensical than Hogwarts. If you can't handle it now with the supervision of the most qualified witches and wizards in Britain you might as well toss your wand into the Black Lake.

And the elves are offered pay. Most refuse.