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[Batman/Marvel] How would Joker react to having these superheroes as his archenemy instead of Batman?

These heroes are

Spider-Man

Daredevil

Punisher

Captain America

Wolverine

Hulk

Black Widow

Deadpool

How would Joker react to having one of these heroes as his archenemy?
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> Spider-Man

Badly. Joker went from completely dismissing Terry McGinnis (Batman Beyond) to raving lunacy when Terry started heckling him. Since Spidey makes up quips easier, Joker will be gunning to kill him instantly.

> Daredevil

Probably the same as Batman.

> Punisher

Would be interested due to his no-nonsense attitude, but unlike Batman Punisher *doesn't* have a no-killing rule which takes away most of the fun he has with Batsy.

> Captain America

Joker's entire schtick here is going to be making Steve see that America is a total shithole that doesn't need saving. It won't work on Steve since Steve is patriotic enough to try and save the values the country was founded on.

> Wolverine

A toy that fixes itself after it breaks?! Joker's going to have a field day with this one!

He's also going to be dissected alive and screaming by a very pissed off Canadian, but that's a minor inconvenience.

> Hulk

Joker likes to get into people's heads and fuck with them, meaning Bruce Wayne is a massive target - force him into a public place, piss him off and run while Hulk tears it apart. Effectively, he's going to use the Hulk as a bomb to commit terrorist acts. This will have everyone from the police, SHIELD, the military and other heroes gunning after the Joker *with express orders to kill him*.

> Black Widow

This is a tricky one. He'll try his mind games in order to screw with her head and it'll get under her skin... or so he thinks. She's known for taking the demoralising rant of other villains and using it against them (see what she did to Loki in *The Avengers*) so it will be a massive cat-and-mouse psychological game between the two of them.

> Deadpool

Here's the thing - Deadpool is kind of like a male Harley, in that he's a chaotic character who loves causing destruction and mayhem. Hell, he once sucker-punched Shadowcat with a Shuryuken in order to goad Wolverine into a fight. Joker will want to *recruit* Deadpool.

But he made the mistake of threatening Spidey, so for that he must die.