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Advice for Programming Birthday-Suprise for my Fiancée

Hi All! I'm (M33) a non-native English speaker, on a throwaway account because I don't want my fiancée (F30) to find out.

I have an idea for her birthday gift but would like your input on it because I don't even know how to code. (She does it for a living). My idea was to create a self-designed apron for the kitchen, we both love to cook and I think it would be a great idea to give her a (high-quality, etc.) personal apron.

I researched some programming 'rules' and created the following code (see below). I wonder if you could all give me some input, tips and tricks, and creativity for this code and tell me if it is funny or not:

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    /Define Hunger
             {Lonely Mouth, 
              Growling Stomach}
    /If Lonely Mouth is 
                       TRUE
    /If Growling Stomach is
                       TRUE
    /Then it is time to
                       COOK

The format is partially done this way because of the size of the apron :) Thank you so much for your advice!
gpt
How about making it a bit more so that it looks like code syntax?

    void Hunger (Mood, Stomach)
    {    
        if (Mood=="Grumpy")
        {
            if (Stomach=="Growling")             
            {
                Food = TimeToCook() ;
                Eat (Food) ;
                Mood = "Happy" ;
                Stomach = "Full" ;
                //TODO later CleanKitchen()
            }
        }
    }

This is supposed to be code(function) that takes your "mood" and "stomach". It checks if your mood is grumpy and if your stomach is growling. If they are true, you make "Food" since it's TimeToCook and then you "Eat" it. Then, we change your mood and stomach to "Happy" and "Full". The last part is like a side note in the code called a comment, saying that the code to clean the kitchen hasn't been written, maybe we can do that later ;)

Never thought I'd write code for someone's apron, but here we are. Cheers!