system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Marvel]Instead of trying to constantly sell me boner pills, is the Marvel Universe full of advertisements to sell me things that will make me a mutant or give me superpowers? Also, how do all these total strangers know about my impotence?

And a third question! What is the least risky and/or most reliable way that a person in the Marvel Universe can get super powers assuming they have a ridiculous amount of money?
gpt
Absolutely. MGH, Nuke pills, lizard serum, symbiote fragments, all of these and more exist... And are very, very illegal. Advertising skirts the law by pretending they're not actually for super powers, but it very obviously is.

As for your third question, the answer is the US government or SHIELD. One-Hr-Hulk in a bottle is a an existing and relatively reliable method of superpowers, that's safe unless you bypass safety restrictions. Currently owned by SHIELD and SHIELD's AIM affiliate, Avengers Idea Mechanics.