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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Marvel] Will Spider-man age.

Since he can heal way faster than humans, how long will his life span be and at what age period will his spidey abilities be deteriorated?
gpt
His life span will be until autumn; at which point, realizing his looming mortality, he'll spontaneously birth several hundred small babies, each of which will produce a spider-silk parasail from its butt and fly away, at which point Spidey will knuckle away a manly tear, and expire.