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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Home Alone] Why didn’t the pizza guy call the police after he thought he was being shot at?
gpt
Because once he got back in his car and started driving back to the Pizza place he worked at, he realized he'd just been pranked with a movie or the like after he gave it some thought.

He got paid for the pizza and didn't get tipped sure, but he also knocked over the house's lawn ornament with his crappy driving. This whole situation was not worth going to the cops for and hell, he could always tell his boss the place tips like crap and they don't have to prioritize the place in case they call again.