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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Star Wars] A jedi padawan saw me performing some cheap sleight-of-hand and mentalism and now wants to take me before his master and maybe even the jedi council to test me for force-sensitivity. How do I milk this for all it's worth?

I'm not an idiot, I know they have ways to detect the force and that I don't have it, but I'm good at reading and manipulating people, hard to fool, and damn good at setting up illusions and the like.

Any way I can get a couple credits out of this?
gpt
Any real Jedi is going to pick it up in a second. Be grateful and thankful. Tell the nice Padawan you've been making credits to try and escape from a Dark Jedi who masquerades as a real one. Ask him to describe his master. Does he ever seem ever so slightly.. evil? Play on his pride in his powers, and the possibility that festers in his mind of his master being evil.

Tell him you've been paying a private detective to find out who it is. Spending money on bribes. That sort of thing. Ask for some of his, since you're nearly broke. Then more. And more. A bit more slight of hand to show him that he's teaching you about the 'force'. Eventually, confirm that it isn't his master and you'd be happy to escape from the possible Dark Jedi with him. Stab them both in their sleep, take their shit and sell it onward, along with the ship they're travelling in (or not, as the case may be). Or just kill the Padawan, the Master will probably check you over himself.