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cmv: If given 1 billion tries I could beat any UFC fighter at least once

Me: 6’ 4” ; 200 lbs ; minimal fighting experience.  I start fresh for all of these hypothetical fights.

Before I start this post it’s important that you know that I am not some egotistical meathead who thinks they can beat anyone in a fight.  Most of the women’s lightweight ufc roster would tap me with no issues in round 1.  This is purely a numbers game, with very big numbers.  

My friend says I’m crazy and that I have no chance, but I disagree.  I think that given 1 billion tries I would win multiple times against any UFC fighter.

UFC fighters are humans too and even though they would murder me almost every time, they could still slip up.  I could try throwing a flying knee 1 million times.  Next, do a crazy kick 5 million times,  after all these attempts I would still have hundreds of millions of attempts left.  I also think that in a billion individuals fights, even against someone inexperienced, every fighter will significantly injure themselves hundreds of times.  Just think if I was against McGregor and his leg snapped while kicking me, just like it did in his fight against Dustin.  I would just run away from him and try to kick him in the head while he was rolling around in pain.  

If you happen to agree with my view, tell me, what do you think my rough odds are against the average UFC fighter.  1/1 million? 1/100 million?  If you believe I am crazy and my friend is correct, please say so.


Edit: view was changed.  I think I would struggle to KO some heavyweight champions even with a billion tries.  However it’s obviously not impossible.  The mental image of myself trying to KO Francis Ngannou is really what made me question my prior conclusion.
gpt
We need clarification here. 

When you say "given one billion tries", are you saying that this is a groundhog day type affair, where you remember every previous attempt, while your opponent is going into it fresh? Or will *both* of you remember what happened in the previous fight?