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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
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[Archer] You are a mad scientist who has captured Sterling Archer and have hooked him up to an experimental machine. Based upon his fears, construct the most terrifying nightmare for him possible.
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He is forced to give up all his vices as he works an alligator and crocodile farm. He comes home every night, only to be beaten and berated by Mallory and Woodhouse. 

After decades of this, he succumbs to a non-fatal brain aneurysm on the job. He falls into a stroke, but is still cognizant of his surroundings. He lives at home with Mallory and Woodhouse, who live a life of debauchery, full of drugs, sex, alcohol, thinking that Sterling is unaware in his state. 

One day, Mallory and Woodhouse decide to get married, and have the ceremony in Miami. Unexpectedly, a hurricane strikes, flooding the city, and Sterling is surrounded by alligators. As they are snapping at his immobile limbs, he suffers from a brain embolism, but it unfortunately does not kill him faster than the alligators.