system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[IT] I'm an FBI investigator, and recently I've been looking over the town of Derry. What the fuck.

This small Maine town has a death rate six times the nation average, not taking into account child death rates which are even *worse.* And none of this is new, there's been almost a pattern of sorts going on for years, why the hell hasn't the FBI or the state police taken notice of this phenomenon?
gpt
You should probably take a day off and investigate it yourself. Check the sewers, the answers are almost certainly there.

Better not tell anyone where you're going, they'll just going to block you with bureaucratic red tape.