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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
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[Paw Patrol] How is the Paw Patrol funded?
gpt
From the tears of every parent forced to turn it on when they are emotionally beat to death.  The water is evaporated and the remaining salt is made into large cubes and fed to horses.  Once the horses finally perish, they are processed into glue that you will eventually purchase for your kids to end up just eating.  20% of all glue proceeds go to the show to maintain the racket.