system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[DC] I'm a third string mercenary who's stumbled on the motherlode.

After doing some... research... on Wayne Enterprises and Bruce Wayne himself, I think I've discovered to most well kept, and most sought out for, secret in all the world: Bruce Wayne is Batman. Now that I know this for sure, it's time to profit!

Trouble is, I don't want to put myself or anyone else in danger. For example, I don't want Batman dead, as that would put Gotham in danger, nor do I want to get myself killed or imprisoned by the Justice League, for obvious reasons. 

How do I profit from Batman’s secret identity without getting myself or anyone else killed or imprisoned?
gpt
You're kinda stuck. If you sell the information to the press, you're essentially taking Batman out of circulation, which would be bad. (Also, if you're where Bruce Wayne gave a press conference admitting he ~~is~~ funds and supplies Batman, you've been beaten to the punch, mostly.)

What you *could* do is risky, but could make a bundle: Learn as much as you can, fabricate the rest, and claim *you* were Batman. The actual Batman would feel honorbound to keep you from dying when everyone crawls out of the woodwork to try to kill you, and you can rake in some appearance-and-interviews money until the truth is discovered. After that, you drop back to anonymity.