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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
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[Star Wars] What would happen if I mooned Emperor Palpatine as he's walking down Coruscant?

It's in a front of a massive crowd. Let's say:

1) I'm a drunken idiot.

2) I'm.a rebel sympathizer

3) I'm both.

How does he react and how fucked am I?

For option one let's say I draw a frowny face on my butt.
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Doesn't matter which option. They all end the same. Immediate and swift punishment by the royal guard or stormtrooper escorts. You'll be executed on the spot with your pants around your ankles and everyone around you spitting on your corpse. Palps himself may not even see you before his escorts kill you for daring to insult him.