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[Star Trek: TNG/Firefly] Out in the black, Serenity, and the USS Enterprise make contact. How does the conversation go between the two captains?
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After Mal reluctantly allows Geordi and Data on board to make repairs, and to upgrade Serenity's engine with a warp coil, the Serenity crew goes onboard the Enterprise for a little rest and relaxation.  

Kaylee, overseeing the repairs on Serenity, falls in love with Data for his naiveté and good will, but has her heart broken when she finally realizes, *after Data has said all along*, that it is impossible for him to have feelings for her.  

Inara falls in love with Picard for his diplomatic skill and sexy head.  After a passionate kiss, Picard insists that he must remain on the Enterprise and that a relationship is impossible.  She smiles and assures Picard that she understands, and that a relationship was never her intention.  Mal flusters about.

Riker is confused that no one is jumping into his quarters, and he finds himself with nothing to do.  He woos a random young female Starfleet officer.  What a cad!  

Jayne and Worf have a rousing game of Parrises Squares.

Simon and Wesley Crusher get along really well, as Wes teaches Simon how to play 3-D chess. 

River causes shenanigans in the holodeck.  She turns the safety precautions off and fights Worf's training program.  Then, she sets Moriarty loose on the ship.  This calls Data and Picard away from their *activities* to track down Moriarty's program as it ransacks the Enterprise's warp drive.  When they manage to confine Moriarty back into an isolinear chip, the Enterprise and Serenity crews decide it's best to part ways, seeing as the repairs and upgrades are done on Serenity anyway.

Mal shakes Picard's hand and says, "You got a mighty fine boat.  Be seeing you 'cross the 'verse."  

Inara waves politely from the transporter pad as the Serenity crew beams away.  After Mal makes some brief remarks about how Inara likes old bald men, Inara returns to her pod on Serenity to light a candle in Picard's name.  She whispers, "Boldly go, Jean-Luc."

Credits.