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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[WarioWare] How does Wario manage to keep his friends?

He’s incredibly full of himself, greedy to a fault, his hygiene is terrible he constantly tries to cheat them and one occasion he put them in actual danger! So why do they always come back when he rings them?
gpt
Hanging out with Wario may not be a *good* time, but at least it's an *interesting* time.  If you don't have a lot else going on, and you *know* W has some crazy shit up his sleeve, might as well.  Beats doing laundry, and gets you out of the house.