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human
[Horror] Why are schools so neglectful?

Yesterday a masked killer knocked off like 11 students during school hours and they absolutely refuse to shut down the school. Do you know how hard it is to go to math class with detectives and reporters stopping you every few minutes? 

Not to mention, when I saw a suspicious person on campus after classes, I went and tried to report it but no one too me seriously, everyone including the "cool" guidance counselor just asked if I was on drugs and sent me off. It's just like last year when that dead nerd came back before prom and ate most of the popular seniors and all we did was have a small service the day after. God I hate high school.
gpt
Typically the victims are the students who are on the wrong side of the Bell curve. This is boosting your school's overall test scores, which is pretty much the only metric anyone in administration cares about. 

They're actually monitoring these events very closely and are optimistic about the numbers. As soon as your chess team and honor club start getting picked off, you can be sure that they'll be calling in airstrikes if necessary.