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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Chosen Ones] Private McNobody accidentally touched an ancient Mcguffin of power, and now it only works for him. What do we do with him?

The exact details aren't quite in yet; there was apparently a giant incident at the location of the claiming, and accurate reports are still trying to be pieced together. Whether it was a gun, a sword, a robot, or some fancy android, we aren't sure. What is clear however, is that said item got them out of an otherwise lethal encounter, and now they're trying to make their way back for a debriefing. 

The PR Department and it's political backers want to plaster him on every promotional media item; something about being divinely favored. Have him on the front lines so he's always visible, and doing very showy diplomatic posturing jobs.

The R&D boys want to get their hands on it as soon as it lands, and try to mass produce it for everyone else to use. Naturally it's probably going to be confiscated ASAP, and he's going to be accompanying them until they can work it out.

Military higher ups have got it in their heads to use him and his new toy as part of a custom covert ops unit; make a big show of force, but keep him moving and unpredictable to strike at key points.

Lenny's taking bets in the break room as to what's going to happen. You guys want in before the new celebrity makes landfall?
gpt
Were orders disobeyed?  A field-expedient execution might be necessary to separate Pvt. McNobody from the Mcguffin.    

Was the operation a success, or was he an unlikely sole survivor?  *Corporal* McNobody has a slightly higher pay grade, and may sound better on the PR / PsyOps side.    

If there item is entirely bound to Pvt. McNobody, then R&D will have nothing to work with.  They can't recreate its effects, or analyze it without destroying it or potentially killing Pvt. Dumbluck.    

Depending on performance reports, Special Ops might not be exactly the best setting for conscript McJackass.    

Any chance it was accompanied by a McGuffin Diary, user manual, third-party synthetic consciousness of guidance, or any other indication of function?