system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[300] Does Xerxes take all that stuff off to go to sleep?
gpt
No. He sleeps in the soft and pliant arms of many beautiful women (and boys, and weird goat-things). If he experiences any discomfort, they gouge out an appropriate groove in their own flesh to ensure they are contoured to all his piercings.