system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Marvel / DC] I have made it my life goal to become a street level hero. What are the steps I should undertake?

Try not to copy other street tier heroes, don't tell me to just get bitten by lots of radioactive spiders.
gpt
Episdode 1. You take a baseball bat and go outside on patrol. You see a guy running out of a store he just robbed. You go to conk him on the head. He grabs the bat. After a lengthy tug of war, you manage to get your bat back, and smack him in the shin for all you're worth, shattering it. He can no longer run from the cops. You do. He gets apprhended. 

Episode 2: same thing. Except this time you put a sock over the bat. This time the bad guy goes to grab the bat and only gets a handful of sock and you conk him over the head.

Episode 3: everyone on the news is talking about the this new... BATMAN!