system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Friday the 13th] I've never been to camp before, and I have some concerns; I'm 17-years-old, don't drink, don't do drugs, and am a virgin with no intent to ever have sex outside of marriage. I should be fine, right?
gpt
Are you:

a) insufferably smug about all that and constantly moralising at your peers?

b) black?  

If a then you're probably the second or third person killed. If b you might be lucky enough to make it to the middle of act 3.