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[Batman] Hey i have a garish costume and untreated mental health issues, how do i become a supervillian?

Hi!  


So, I've just arrived in Gotham City. I don't have a lot of legitimate job prospects, but what i do have is a large inheritance, a terrible looking costume, a tragic backstory and a near-overwhelming obsession with board games that means i would happily, say, make a giant version of snakes and ladders with actual snakes and ladders. I'm thinking of becoming "The Gamemaster" and starting a new life as a costumed supervillian.   


Any advice on how to get started/avoid getting beaten up by weird dudes in a variety of halloween costumes?
gpt
Look into hiring Jenna "The Carpenter" Duffy.  She's *the* expert on building villainous lairs and deathtraps in Gotham, so she's your best bet at getting your deadly game of Snakes and Ladders up and running.  Just make sure you don't stiff her or try to kill her afterward (or press-gang her into your service in the first place), because she *also* does legitimate work in *dismantling* said lairs and deathtraps (including those not made by her).

As for handling the Bat, well, at first you're going to lose.  *Badly.*  Just make a swift recovery after the curb-stomping and learn from your mistakes afterward.  You'll get better at dealing with him in time.  And if you *can't* take a brutal beatdown from the Dark Knight every month or so, supervillainy isn't your calling in life.  Go be an accountant for Wayne Enterprises or something.

Beyond that, just go out and do what comes naturally to you.  Even Condiment King can be a threat sometimes (read: *mustard gas*, and hot sauce so spicy that it ranks *100,000* on the Scoville scale and which once induced anaphylactic shock in Robin and Black Canary), and you can't possibly be as bad at being a costumed bad guy as *he* is.