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[DC] I'm just one of Joker's henchmen....and I shot and killed him. What do I do?

I mean, I didn't WANT to do it, he always seemed larger than life. But I also wanted to break free from his constant torture, working under him is no better than rotting in jail, always being afraid when he'll go off again and make us part of his joke. 

I didn't think it'd be this easy. It was just me and him, I had the gun, he didn't even give me a second look. As soon as he turned around, I fired. I fired the whole damn clip into him. He lay motionless for minutes, I almost thought he'd rise up laughing, another sick joke, as if he almost KNEW I'd shoot him down. But no. He just stayed down. Dead. 

What now? What do I do? What do I say? I don't have his sick sense of humor or ability to lead. No one would bat an eye if I died, yet, here I am, with the Joker dead at my feet. 

Should I contact the Bat? The cops? I might be rewarded right? Or should I just take over the gang myself? What will I tell Harley?  Fuck fuck fuck. I feel like bragging, but I feel I painted a thousand targets on my own head. What do I do?!
gpt
Honestly, i'd try to disapear for a few decades, never return to the city again, and start a new life. The Joker has a tendency to not stay dead. It might not be the same Joker you worked for, but they'll torture you all the same for killing them. Don't get me wrong, the Joker will still get his revenge on you, it'll just take a bit longer than if you stayed in the city.


Alternatively, I'd contact the bat. You'll still go prison for murder, but you're far more likely to not be brutally murdered by the joker. The bat will be your extremely stern guardian angel.

There isn't really a happy ending for you, to be honest, that went out the window when you started working for the Joker. You're basically down to "least miserable" ending.