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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Mortal Kombat] What is up with the Toasty guy?

So, I've been chosen as a representative of Earthrealm for Mortal Kombat, and got into one round with Johnny Cage. I landed a nice uppercut on him, but then some guy's head popped up and said "Toasty!". What's the deal with him?
gpt
He’s a god. We do our best to ignore him and not to talk about him. But he’s one of the original creators of the tournament so not even the other gods can keep him out. 


He’s unfortunately playful. In a mean spirited way. If you ignore him, you’ll just be annoyed. If you catch him or do whatever he happens to want at the moment, he’ll “reward” (read that as ‘punish’) you with having to immediately fight his own chosen champion. Just poof, the champion will appear with his blessing to try and kick your butt. Because you did a good job. Well done you. That’s what you get for being so cool you’re hot. So hot you’re... toasty. ... there are reasons we don’t talk about *him*.