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[Star Wars] How does one join the Rebel Alliance?

I run a small group of "former" smugglers. While we have no love for the Empire, we did use to do some off the books deliveries for some Imperial departments, before they decided we were no longer useful and tried to kill us. Now we all want to fight back and although we have a good ship, a big cache of weapon, and a ton of intel, going alone would probably not be effective and just end up getting us killed.  We figure that the best way is to join up with the Alliance To Restore The Republic and merge our assets with a rebel cell. The only thing is, you can't just look up "Rebelion Recruitment Officers" in the HoloDirectory. So how exactly do we go about joining?
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Just commit some petty crime and get locked up for a day or two. On release the rebellion will be so impressed, they will send you a personal invitation.

Edit: Oh wait, that's the Theives Guild. For the Rebellion just use some of your smuggling contacts to learn tbe location of a local rebellion cell, and bring a severed Stormtrooper head to show your sincerity.