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[Battlefield 3/4/Hardline(?)] Can someone sum up what is happening in world events? I've been in the Bahamas for a few years, and have been disconnected from the news since... 2012..
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Following the detonation of the nuclear warhead in Paris, investigators looking for the pattern immediately noticed it was distinctly Russian in origin. This prompted very immediate and annoyed calls to the Politburo from Western Nations and with the apprehension of of the evil "McGruff Bad Guy" and the second warhead it was concluded that he was a solo renegade element. The hows and whys he got this nuclear warhead are unknown but several generals have ceased appearing in the public spotlight. The Western nations are keeping an eye on the Russians to ensure nothing similar can happen again whilst its military expansion continues to worry.

The Chinese following the peace-talks conducted by their actually alive President pulled back their forces and consolidated. However they maintained economic ties to the regions involved no doubt planning a more peaceful economic takeover down the line. The Chinese are slowly building up their military concurrently as their superiority over the Americans was demonstrated with their destruction of the Super Carrier Titan in which they took the ship so fast its escorts were outside of visual range and no distress signal could be sent. Following this they realised waiting a few more years could mean they could cake-walk America and they were willing to wait.

Following the election of pro-gun politician "Gun Mc-Gunny Gunz" as a reaction to the ass whupping delivered by the Chinese the restrictions regarding weapons sales were reduced down to 0. This was done since they figured with the military being so useless, arming the population was the next best thing as they could throw the new cannon fodder into the meatgrinder. For the general public this meant that finally like all true freedom lovers, Americans could purchase anything and everything with cold hard cash and no restrictions. However filthy criminals have taken advantage of this and have bought weapons themselves to further their evil intentions of making money via illicit means. The police due to fears of these men armed with rocket launchers and tanks have capitulated and corruption is rife out of fear of reprisals. As such the country exists in a state of tension where the criminals have the weapons that match the police and even exceed them with minor skirmishes breaking out over trivial factors such as $10,000 in cash where millions of dollars of infrastructure are destroyed. In preparing for the war ahead the politicians have forgotten about the war at home and are regretting it heavily.

Truly i tell you, the only solution is **MORE GUNS**