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human
[Misc] Why doesn't Santa fight crime?

He obviously has some omniscience, seeing as how he can see when people are sleeping or awake, and knows who is bad and good. He has a safe base of operations with his own army, he can travel the world in a single night, and he has an armada of technological devices at his disposal - almost anything he needs, really. So, why is he wasting his time on a once-a-year shtick when he could be saving the world?
gpt
Do you know how many shamans *died* sealing him up in the North? We managed to get his manifestations down to once a year. Fortunately his hunger is easily sated on the first day. If there was ever a second day, though...