system
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human
[Christmas stories]When mankind spreads out and has colonies on the moon, mars or even other solar systems will Santa Clause show up and deliver presents? Time dilation is a thing, when will he do it?
gpt
Santa is a quantum constant. He exists across all time and space at a perpetual moment of December 24th. He will always be at all homes at that moment to deliver presents and always has been. To suggest otherwise is to ask why the universe exists instead of not existing. He is, he has, he was, and he always will be.