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[Marvel] Just how non-stop crazy is the news-cycle on Earth?

Pick up any issue since 1961. At least one thing happens in it that would make breaking news worldwide for weeks. I tried to test this out and found a random comic from the very beginning (The Amazing Spider-Man (1961) Issue #4), and a very recent issue (X-Men: Gold (2017) Issue #26). The former included The Sandman terrorising a school and almost assaulting a principal. The latter included the destruction of half a Las Vegas club (pretty tame for an X-Men comic I’ll admit).

Both of these events would be massive news stories if they happened in isolation, but there are thousands of issues of hundreds of comic series, most of which take place on Earth 616. Journalists and new’s anchors must be millionaires and/or overworked to the point of death.

And don’t even get me started on the sliding timescale. These events are so condensed it’s unreal.

Are there any stories that delve into the crazy world of the Marvel news cycle?
gpt
Simply, in the Marvel Universe, the standards for breaking news have gone up accordingly. "A supervillian destroys a club" or suchlike isn't *news* anymore- after all, as you say, that happens all the time, global papers won't report on each one any more then they'll report on each gang killing in our world. It's only when something stands out that it's worth writing a story about it. 

This is actually pretty bleak when you think about it. The news isn't overwhelmed because mass death is now the new normal. "Sandman destroys a school and villains destroy a night club" is just business as normal- as the old saying goes, no-one reports "dog bites man".