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[TMBG] When Particle Man is underwater, it's possible that he doesn't get wet, but that the water gets him instead. What does it mean for water to be 'particle maned'? Is it still drinkable?
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SCP: 6328, Particle Man

Class: Keter

Warning: subject Particle Man must never be allowed to come into contact with large bodies of water. Procedural failures will allow large scale ecological collapse and a possible XK-Class end of world scenario

Procedure: Particle Man is to be kept in a non ionized casket in a special hydrophobic facility at [REDACTED]. Particle Man is known to possess an innate ability to contaminate dihydrogen monoxide with his essence, initiating an unknown chemical reaction which sublimates water into a rare and dangerous water catalyst, Ice-9.

Ice-9 is a solid form of water known to substantiate itself rapidly through all water it comes in contact with, disrupting body chemistry and the very foundations of life. Plans have been made to destroy Particle Man, but so far [REDACTED].