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ELI5: What is 'burning man'?

I've read about it and seen tons of pictures, but I don't get what exactly it is. Can you elaborate?
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An annual mating ritual where hippies congregate to spread STDs and take drugs. The hippies with the brightest colors are able to lure their mates back to their tents where they proceed to ingest ceremonial mushrooms and talk about the universe. Once they have reached extreme levels of intoxication they are made immune to the music of the womp, the songs of their tribe. They dance, barter more drugs and slap eachother with dreadlocks until the sun goes down and they are ready to mate. Only the strongest men with the most stamina are able to maintain an erection while on opium and Molly thus their species is able to survive and carry on the gene pool. The ceremony lasts a week or until the drugs are gone and afterwards they pack up their tents and Berkenstocks back into their vans to return to their positions as servers in the restaurant industry. They have also had their annual exfoliation and are now clean enough to pass as normal people.