system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Star Wars] So we’re all familiar with the risks of being a high-ranking officer in the Imperial Navy (1 strike rule). What are the benefits?
gpt
Have you ever wanted to point at a cloud of glowing rocks, floating in the bleak void of space, and say to the girl (or guy, or twi'lek) you're trying to pick up: "That used to be a planet until it pissed me off"?

Seriously, that uniform will get you laid faster than you can say "you rebel scum".