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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
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CMV: Using toilet papers is utterly disgusting

Being bought up in India, I've always used a jet spray to clean after poo. It was a huge cultural shock when I found out westerners don't use water for cleaning, and instead just wipe it using paper. Take a plate, put some chocolate sauce on it, now try cleaning it with a paper. Would you eat on that same plate? Now try cleaning it with water. Which method is much cleaner and hygenic? My uncle had a terrible time in switzerland when he wasn't able to find a jet spray, he said, 'I didn't get satisfaction' and was uncomfortable for hours, until he took some water in glass and did his business.

If you got shit on any other part of your body, would you be satisfied with a paper towel? Hell no, you'd scrub with soap and water and possibly even hand sanitizer as well. Just because your ass isn't exposed, doesn't mean you should walk around with feces residue in your butt cheeks. Especially on a hot day. I fail to see how wipes haven't caught on as the norm.

I mean, it's understandable, in older times due to freezing cold it was impractical to use water, but people should now change for cleaner alternative.

Also, I've herd about toilet paper shortage and how toilet paper is much more water intensive and resource consuming than water jet.
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Remove poop without using hand. That’s the objective here, regardless of method. Whether you use wet or dry, as long as your hand is sanitized after using soap and water or alcohol you’ve accomplished the goal. 

Your butt isn’t a plate. Your hand isn’t a tongue.  Your hand sheds skin while your butt is a self-sealing semipermeable mucous membrane if you’re healthy. If you’re eating without washing your hands, you’re doing it wrong.