system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Batman] I am the curator of the Gotham Museum, if I put my own Bat Signal on the roof will Batman respond to it and will it keep supervillains away if I turn it on during high value exhibitions?

Next month the Gotham Museum will have an exhibit on the history of clowns and jesters complete with some very valuable ruby studded clown noses and Italian leather gag shoes from the court jester of the French Monarchy, across the hall I am also displaying valuable Egyptian cat statues made of solid gold, and our conservatory will be bringing in some rare black and white hummingbirds and some rare and endangered plants to make them feel at home before they will be sent to the Gotham zoo after our exhibition is over. Now my insurance company feels these exhibits, particularly all at the same time, are tempting fate and is refusing to cover potential losses, I think he might have a point so I'm wondering if I just put my own bat signal up on the roof will Batman show up for it? Could I just leave it on as a deterrent until the exhibits are done with public display?
gpt
It would probably be better to simply get in touch with the police, who will pass it along to Batman. He can't go chasing after any Bat-signal in the night sky unless he wants to be stumbling into traps every other night. 

...which he sort of does anyway, but you get the point.