system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[General Fantasy] So apparently this "oil" stuff is made of ancient fossilised corpses. Could I use necromancy to bring the oil to life?
gpt
Yes, but the result would be far less impressive than you might expect. Rather than being able to resurrect zombie dinosaurs, you'd find most of the oil to be made up of huge amounts of ancient plankton and algae, both of which don't work too well outside of water, living or reanimated. You would however be capable of becoming Zombie King of The Oceans with your swarm of undead plankton capable of crushing sea life under the pressure of them surrounding whatever poor fish has incurred your wrath.