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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
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[DC/Marvel/Harry Potter] J. Jonah Jameson is transported to the DC Universe runs the DC version of the Daily Bugle. How does he feel about the heroes and villains? Alternatively, Jameson works for the Daily Prophet, what kind of headlines does he dream up about the events from 1991-1998?
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He despises Batman and Gotham in general. The former for being a masked vigilante with a record of using child soldiers and saddling taxpayers with sky high hospital bills for convicts with severe electric burns, blunt force trauma, and the occasional shattered jaw.