system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[The Office] Has Michael committed A. The most violations of company policy B. The most criminal acts of anyone at Dunder Mifflin? How was he never fired over any of this?
gpt
It's mentioned a few times on show that he's a damn good salesman and (at least in terms of profit) manager, and paper isn't a productive enough industry they can throw such people away.

So the higher ups turn a blind eye to his....eccentricities. 

Also, as crimes committed by upper-middle class businessmen go, he's relatively safe. He's not embezzling and isn't an active predator, and frankly this gives him quite a moral high ground among high-ranking businessmen. If we start looking into his activities, who knows what we might turn up in everyone else's closets?