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human
[Children's cereal commercials]Who is eating 3 stacks of waffles, 5 pieces of fruit, 3 muffins, 5 eggs, toast, links of sausage and 6 strips of bacon AND a big bowl of cereal for breakfast? Do mother's not work as they must spend 3+ hours each morning preparing enough food to feed 7 or 8 people?

Are they preparing food for their ten other children who don't appear on screen and if so, why does the family breakfast table, always circular, only have enough room for five people?  Does birth control not exist in the world of children's cereal commercials?


Edit:  Also, I forgot the glass of orange juice to wash that all down.


Double Edit:  And a minimum of 4 pancakes in a stack with a big piece of butter on top and probably a few blue berries as well.
gpt
People in cereal commercials need to eat *way* more than real humans do, so they've figured out how to prepare food *faster* than real humans do.  If they don't eat ten complete breakfasts (by our standards) every single morning, they *will* starve to death.