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[Minions] Is there any way to kill minions?

From what we can see, the same minions have existed since the start of animal life, and possibly as long as life at all (they don't seem to evolve. The same cells turn directly into macroscopic life) So not only do they not age, they don't seem to have lost anyone to violence, accident or other things over all that time.

Through the movies we see them exploding, being hit by vehicles, being *launched into space* and still being fine. They don't ever die or suffer serious injury as far as I know.

So- is there *anything* that can kill these little bastards? Or are they going to be here Bannanaing until the heat death of the universe?
gpt
They're anthropomorphic personifications of ignorant subservience. Their corporeal form is but a manifestation of their essence and destroying the manifestation is nothing more than silencing an already uttered word and hoping the mouth won't speak again. 
They are of all time and all form, eternally misguided and lost, bereft of will. 
Like shadows in Hades, clouds in Columbia or hotdogs in a truckstop.


Edit: Thank you both for the awards. Never before have i recieved one and now two. The gifts of Gru truly grace us all.