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ELI5: What does it mean to bet against a mortgage?

I'm currently watching Inside Job, and can't quite grasp what it means to bet against a mortgage. I just need it explained in simpler terms...thanks!
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The easiest way is to purchase insurance against such a mortgage ... using a sophisticated and largely unregulated type of insurance called "credit default swaps." Don't try to figure out those words.  It's just plain old insurance, given new words to confuse people.

If the mortgage goes bad, the insurance claim is paid and you make money.

If the mortgage is paid off, the insurance claim is never paid, and you would lose the premiums you had paid.

It's like buying flood insurance. If it never floods, you lose money (the premiums you paid). But if it floods, you make money (by filing a claim).

This assumes you can find someone who will sell you insurance against a mortgage (and usually this occurs with bundles of mortgages.) It became easy to find banks willing to sell insurance against these mortgages, because they almost never went bad and the insurance company (usually an investment bank such as Goldman Sachs) was making a fortune selling this insurance and never paying out claims.

Where it all went wrong, of course, is that Goldman and others were participating in what's known as "insurance fraud." They'd sell insurance, but not have the assets to pay off if their "bet" went bad.

Their bet went bad. The banks were selling houses to people with horrid credit, illegal aliens, people who had no chance to pay it back.

No problem. The banks had friends in Washington who they owned who would cover their bet for them with taxpayer dollars. (The Treasury Secretary was from Goldman Sachs, what a coinkydink!)

Your money, in other words.

Greatest deal in banking. The banks win if they win, and they win when you lose. They keep the winnings, and you pay their losses. Because the entire system is corrupt and you're not going to show up in Washington to put a stop to it by killing these fuckers and they know it. They know from experience that Americans will continue to pay, and there will be no consequences for them.

AIG was in the business of "reinsurance." The banks would go to AIG and buy insurance against their insurance. Turns out, however, that AIG was also engaging in insurance fraud, and did not have the financial backing to pay the claims on the insurance they were selling. HAHAHA! Jokes on you banks. AIG was doing exactly the illegal shit the banks were doing. This is all highly illegal, except nothing is illegal if you know they aren't going to arrest you for it, and the bankers and bigwigs know they are beyond the law. None of them have gone to prison for these shenanigans.

Of course, AIG's owners lost their company (the taxpayers bought AIG and then paid out 100% of the claims to the banks to save the banks). But AIG's owners (one Mr. Maurice Greenberg) never did any jail time. He's now suing to get paid back for the government stealing his company, and he'll win, because he's rich and after all, you'll be paying him, not the government. The government is just the middleman between your money and the bankers, who kick back campaign contributions to the politicians. AIG dates its history to 1919. That's how long it's been around buying up politicians. How many politicians do you own?

Maurice is a member of the Bilderbergs (the billionaire club whose members run everything). So of course, he's never going to be sent to prison. He's above the law.

The point of all this is that they know your interest will fade. You'll never do much of anything about any of this. The game is on again, using the same rules. You of course are going to lose again and again and again.

Forever.

Because, as Maurice Greenberg would tell you ... you are a schmuck.