system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[The Sims] What disaster occurred in the world of The Sims that caused the average human lifespan to drop to less than a year?

In The Sims the average lifespan of a Sim is something like 90 days, during which they age from a baby to an elder, gain an education, job, and can reproduce. What disaster befell the world to cause the human lifespan to become so short?
gpt
Time sped up, but schedules never changed. It takes 3 hours to get ready for work and an hour to walk from your bedroom to the driveway. Your ride doesn't wait, even if they can see you coming. Miss work, get fired, get depressed, dance in puddles of your own urine because you're too upset to clean or eat or sleep.