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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Hitman] The Agency has a contract on me. How do I survive?

I'm a businessman linked to an unfortunate mess related to asset forfeiture among other issues for an oil pipeline. A few people got hurt at a protest. Some are no longer with us.
I had no call on that, this I swear up and down.

The father of one victim allegedly hired someone to kill me. I got this information from a mysterious source who told me to prepare. I don't know anything about the assassin other than my contact that *does* told me his moniker is a number.

47.

My contact simply told me "it'll be quick."

I am deeply ashamed of what my employer's company has become and what he's trans- what I've allowed his money to turn me into.  I want to survive.
I know this is greedy to say with the blood on my hands. I admit I have ties to bad people.

I will make this right. Somehow. I will, even if it bankrupts me, even if my bosses have me killed.

I have an inordinant amount of money and a private island and state of the art personal protection. How do I absolutely make sure I survive until this 47 moves on?
gpt
I'll preface this by advising you to get your affairs in order; your prospects are admittedly quite grim. One of Agent 47's key strengths is his adaptability, there are few wholesale solutions which can counter him, anyone can have a dire prognosis when he is involved.

*However*, that does not mean there is nothing you can do to protect yourself, and perhaps out-smart his employers...

# Location

First of all, **ditch the private island**, it's the obvious location and the first place he'll come looking. Private islands have large, undefended beaches to land on, undeveloped land to hide in, and few bystanders to act as witnesses. Even with the best security there will still be large gaps for a sole infiltrator to penetrate. If it's at all feasible for you, try sending a body-double/decoy to occupy it in your place, you might just be able to fake your own death.

In the meantime, you want to be setting up an above all unassuming safe-house. It shouldn't be too isolated from the public, as that will just give 47 a window to use less subtle techniques (explosives/sniping etc.), nor *too* public, as that will give him greater opportunities to blend in with the crowds. You want somewhere small enough that you and your bodyguards can quickly identify people who shouldn't be there, but at the same time with enough bystanders to keep 47's hands tied. Think something like a small town, or a suburb.

As for the complex itself, it should be equally unassuming: small, bland, preferably with tight corridors. The problem with giant fortified mansions or compounds is the same as islands, far too many openings due to the sheer area coverage.

*Keep it simple*. It may be tempting, but don't splurge on secret escape tunnels or helicopters. If you escape, that just means you'll have to start all of this over again, and if you *don't*, you've just handed him the escape route. The rooms should be equally bland, preferably with a guard and camera in each one. Even the bathrooms, *especially* the bathrooms (just get a divider). As you've kept it small, there'll be fewer cameras to worry about, making it easier for your security to pay attention. Speaking of which...

# Security

This is going to sound strange, but fire *all* of your male security guards if you have any. You want it to be purely women. 47 may be a master of disguise, be he isn't *that* good. If contact with men is unavoidable, implement a strict 'no hats' policy, and avoid dealing with any bald people.

When arming your security, the more obnoxious and loud the weapons, the better. Rifles and shotguns can't be easily stolen and concealed, as pistols can, and also busies both hands. While 47 will likely bring his own armaments to the table, it doesn't hurt to limit his field selection.

# Habits

While 47 is highly skilled, he often relies on the faults and failings of his own targets to see his contracts through. You must become highly disciplined if you wish to survive.

Drink *only* fresh tap water, and only put a glass down when it's empty. As for food, invest in pre-packaged, pre-cooked junk and canned meals, as they can be easily identified for signs of tampering. It also means you don't have to keep any knives or other deadly kitchen implements.

Take showers, not baths, and keep the temperature low and the fan on to get rid of steam. Stay away from any windows and keep curtains shut. Avoid going outside at all costs, but if you do find yourself travelling in public, take public transportation. The ICA is averse to civillian witnesses and casualties.

And most importantly of all, have good luck.