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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Star Wars] Hold up, so I just heard from the Supreme Chancellor that the jedi, a peaceful group of religious "monks" just attacked him with not a single witness, and the best way to go from here is to turn our democracy into a dictatorship? And everyone is for this?

Rip my inbox.
gpt
Did you see that dude's face?  Nobody would do something like that to *themselves.*  He looks scary now; it was probably some of that weird Jedi magic that they do.  

And for all that "peace" those Jedi preach, they sure have been doing a lot of warring lately.  And it seems like they can just jump into battle without armor, kill a thousand enemies, jump back out and head home.  It was always just a matter of time until they tried to seize power, I've been telling you guys for years.  The Chancellor knows what's up.