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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[WH40k] Does anyone still believe in Santa Claus?
gpt
Oi lad, course dere's a Zanta Claws.  He's a right 'uge lad, big as Ghazghull and 'e's got 'uge bleeding 'ightning claws, and just bout da biggest squig beard you ever seen.  'E's got a ship, right red it is, wit a bloody horde of gretchen.

If yooz fights real good, 'e'll bring you a nice new shoota or choppa!