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[TMNT] How would the TMNT Do in the UFC?

Obviously they'd be at a slight disadvantage because their are no weapons allowed. So hypothetically  how good could the TMNT be at hand to hand combat?


Also how well suited is Turtle Physiology for  hand to hand combat?
Good? Bad? Equal to  human? Or what?
gpt
well first off body blows are off the table unless you think hurting your hand will give you a strategic advantage, but limb manipulation is still in play so a grappler is your best bet to get a victory on a turtle.

the jaws of a mutant turtle may also be significantly different, meaning you might not be able to knock one out with a punch to the jaw like you can a human, or at least you may need to aim differently.  another disadvantage for a human striker.

the turtles, as we can see in their many incarnations, are incredibly fit and skilled.   These mutants have at least human equivalent strength for their size and olympian agility.

i'm tempted to say any of the turtles could be counted on to take a UFC belt, but i would throw some bucks on a good human grappler for the long odd payout.