system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Superman] What crime would the police charge me with for shooting at Superman?

It’s common knowledge that Superman is invulnerable to regular bullets, so it would be pretty tough to make the case that I was trying to murder or even harm him in any way.  He’s not a sworn police officer so you can’t charge me with assaulting an officer or resisting arrest.  Essentially all I’ve done is hit him with the equivalent of a spitball, if that.  So, aside from unlawfully discharging a firearm (and whatever other crimes I am allegedly committing at the time), what do the police charge me with?
gpt
Assault with a deadly weapon. Shooting someone with a bulletproof vest is still shooting someone. Unless Superman is cool with taking a bullet from you, or if he was the one who threatened you first, regardless of whether he can take it or not, it's still illegal to fire a weapon at someone.