system
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human
ELI5 - how can mattress stores (sleep one, mattress firm, wtc) always be closing? How do you know when one is really closing?
gpt
Around here it is the fancy (Persian etc) rug stores that are always saying that they are closing...but they rarely if ever do.

It would seem that people would be on to them by now;  must say something about people who want fancy rugs.