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[John Wick] Is anybody in NYC *not* a fucking assassin?

Mild maybe-spoilers for *Parabellum*.

It seems like every ranting hobo, tourist, and cabbie is an undercover assassin. A contract goes out, and every cell phone in Times Square lights up. Library book overdue? Sorry, the librarian just put a hit out on your dumb ass. Need a root canal? You better be prepared to pay in blood. Fuck, the kid working the fry cooker at McDonalds is probably leading an entire clan of spatula ninjas.

A friend of mine works at the Apple store in Manhattan. If a dude in a bloodied suit showed up, handed her a weird gold coin, and asked for a burner phone, would she know what to do? Is that included in the employee handbook? Is she gonna get shanked because she fixed Facetime for a guy that was excommunacado?
gpt
> Is anybody in NYC \*not\* a fucking assassin? 

No. Such is the world of John Wick. If you're not an assassin, your boss probably works for them, and you just not high enough on the food chain to be in the know.