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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
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[Ferris Bueller's Day Off] What did Cameron's dad do when he discovered his Ferrari was destroyed?
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Dad never spoke to him again.  Dad sued the architect, the window installer and the glass makers for the obvious fail of their break proof safety glass. He also sued the company who sold him the car because cars shouldn't be able to just drive off with no one in them.

Cameron spent the last of his high school days in a military school. He's currently the leader of a splinter quasi-military junta in South America.  They have complete possession of almost 100 miles of beachfront property and are beloved by thousands of villagers.