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[DC] Citizens of Gotham what is the first thing you do when The Joker breaks out of Arkham?
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if you're at home, lock up, triple check those locks, account for all loved ones in the city and keep on holding tight until you see that bat signal go up. At least then you know it'll be over as soon as possible. Try to avoid even drinking tap water until you get further updates on what's going down. Some say that light doesn't do jack, but if you ask me it's not just a coincidence that it gets turned off the exact moment the news reports he's back in the looney bin.

If you're out on the streets on the other hand... well, pray you're not near any theatres, amusement parks, or circuses (abandoned or otherwise). he freakin' LOVES them and our beloved mayor won't knock em all down for some reason. If you see a running and screaming crowd you can either duck it, hide as best you can and hope you can wait it out. Joining in may get you trampled or just as likely Joker and his goons has something planned for the panicky masses that's just as nasty. Don't do something stupid like try to film whatever is going down or start looting; Gotham's a tough city but when one of the freaks (especially the clown) gets out there's a strange sort of camaraderie amongst us civilians.

the worst case, god-must-really-hate-you scenario, and you end up as a hostage or in joker's line of sight? Just hope someone else has a more amusing face. You may get tortured, killed or he might just tell you a joke and buddy hug you as he laughs hysterically, but there's no way of predicting it, sorry. Just hope the cops can distract him from that long enough til the Bat arrives.

He might seem somehow... less in person, a bit skinner and sickly than the media portrays but don't be fooled, you cannot and will not, outsmart, appeal to his nice side, or fake him out at all. No he won't want whatever money or jewellery you have, offering up that couple you saw hiding around the corner won't save you. Telling him a funny joke? oooh boy, it might, but if it doesn't? it won't be a quick end.

oh, and get a really good life insurance policy. he breaks out a lot, and rarely in the same spot twice. and hey, welcome to Gotham, you officially have your first joker story.