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human
[Batman] Aside from the obvious two, what are some of the most popular rumours and gossip about billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne?

Everybody's heard the scurrilous claims about him and his youthful wards, which I find extremely unlikely but I'm still not going to reject out of hand because rich people are twisted freaks.

Similarly, everybody knows he's blatantly funding Batman, although the claims that he could actually be Batman are self-evidently ridiculous.

What I want to know is, what other claims do the tabloids and the gossip websites like to make about him? Who do they think he's screwing? What do they think he's wasting his money on? If I were to suddenly start reading celebrity magazines, what impression would I get of him?
gpt
Bruce Wayne is basically a Kardashian.  He's always in the tabloids and connected to every high profile female that steps through Gotham.  He's been linked to reported Vicki Vale, a foreign diplomat named Talia, exotic dancer Selina Kyle, and numerous others.

Besides being a womanizer, he's got a pretty good image.  His Wayne Foundation does a lot of charity work, but his detractors claim he is only a figurehead.