system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Nineteen Eighty-Four] It's 2017. What's different, if anything?

It's been 33 years since the events regarding Winston Smith.
gpt
Newspeak upgood. Oldspeak fully rectified as of Year 90 postrev. BB prevails. Airstrip One prevails. Eastasian forces are in full retreat across Africa. Rocket strikes in London down 40% post last period. the 17th Five Year Plan is in total overfulfillment. 20,418 units grain from miniplenty. Misquote. 19,218 units grain from miniplenty. A 12% surplus over previous numbers. Oldthinkers confessed, selfcriticized on viewscreen. Goldstein cornered by our brave forces. Eurasian forces in full retreat across Africa. Oceania prevails. BB!