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[Batman] As kind of hobby I've been sending birthday cards to Arkham inmates, due to recovering from a car crash I missed a bunch of the big names over the last month, do I need to be worried about this?

As a bit of a goof a few years back I started sending the inmates at Arkham Asylum personalized birthday cards, I got hit by a car back in November and while I was focusing on myself for a bit I realized I missed a few of the bigger names, worse yet my brother came by and cleaned my apartment and threw out my calendar so I'm not sure who I missed. What's my best move here? I'm worried if I just send them all apology cards they'll realize I didn't have their birthdays memorized and I don't even know who I missed. I haven't been back to my apartment since I've been staying with family, should I worry about checking *my* mail?
gpt
It really does depend on who you were sending them to, and the content of them... 

Penguin, Black Mask, and the other gimmicky crime boss villains probably don't give a shit. They're sane enough to not go out of their way to hurt you unless they somehow feel insulted by the cards, and don't need the emotional validation enough to notice you stopping.

There's also a certain category of villains for whom sending these cards is a *terrible* idea, because it makes them aware you exist. Victor Zsasz, the Joker, Two-Face on a bad day, Scarecrow... These villains just enjoy fucking with people, and attempting to show kindness to them just makes you a target. 

A decent number might be kinda baffled. Ivy probably has no idea why you're sending them cards, but might be prompted to look further into your situation to figure out who you are (If you're a decent person, you *should* be fine. If you're in a shitty relationship or have some kind of abusive ex, you... Probably won't by the time Ivy is done). Riddler would likely think it's some kind of puzzle and overcomplicate it, unless you explicitly wrote the card as "appreciation for his genius", in which case he'll consider you a fan. 

Then there's a few who would genuinely really appreciate what you've written for them. Killer Croc, if he's free, has probably already come by your place looking to see if you're okay. Harley Quinn will likely appreciate them, in her own strange way, but how that goes depends on if she's free of Joker at this point. Catwoman probably won't say anything, but you might get a non-descript card back next time she's loose.

Oh, but everyone else is right, you're *fucked* if you sent one to Calendar Man.