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[Discworld]What DID happen to Mr. Hong?

You know, the guy everyone keeps mentioning who set up some fish restaurant on the site of the old temple on Dagon street. I'm new in town so I wasn't around at the time.
gpt
Mr Hong was the victim of extraordinary circumstance, a million-to-one odds sort of thing. Here are the facts.

* He built on the site of a temple to a Fish God on Dagon street.

* He named his store after the Lady.

* He opened on the Winter Solstice.

* It was the night of a full moon and a total lunar eclipse.

* They only found a kidney and half an earhole.

Mr Hong managed to provoke two gods on a night of transition and power, and the rest is history.

*The story of Mr Hong is largely left to imagination and acts as a cautionary tale in a world that is inherently magical, has active gods and has personifications for the seasons and other forces. The fact that he even got to the opening night is miraculous as he invoked the Lady's name, which she dislikes, and was also sacrilegious to a fish gods temple when gods are known to be trigger happy.*