system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[2000AD/Judge Dredd] I was driving and I almost run over a distracted pedestrian on his PDA, who came out of nowhere. He is now saying that I almost tried to kill him and wants to get a judge to get me sent off to the cubes for life. How fucked am I?
gpt
> distracted pedestrian on his PDA, who came out of nowhere.

Jaywalking is a crime in Megacity One. The perp will probably be spending time in the cubes himself if he calls a judge with that story.