system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Marvel / DC] I´m a small time criminal and can´t find a job with a criminal record, so my only chance is to go work for a (Super) Villian. Which Villian should I work for to get the best pay and benefits with the smallest chance of getting my ass handed by a superhero?
gpt
Kingpin. He's currently the mayor of New York and willing to hire someone with a criminal record. It's certainly possible you could just get some quiet municipal position working on things behind the scenes. His position also insulates him from direct battles with Superheros, so even if you do see action, the heroes won't attack you a city worker.