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[Iron Giant] Hypothetically, I found a giant robot. What's the safest way to introduce him to people without, say, the military blowing him up?

I maybe live in a small town, and I know it's pretty politically volatile right now. But hypothetically he's essentially harmless and he's a good guy. How would I introduce him without a major incident?
gpt
1955: Hide him, the military is currently consumed with finding any iohta of a military advantage against the perceived threat of the Reds. It is very doubtful anything you say or do will prevent his abduction/disassembly/misuse.

2017: Just say you built him as a novelty. Go to as many media outlets as possible (kid builds giant robot? That shit is ratings gold!). Military will still come knocking but lack a lot of the broad extrajudicial powers they once held over citizens...well ones in the public eye at least ;)