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human
[Futurama] How does Zapp Brannigan still maintain his job?

I mean, the guy's an unbelievably *terrible* general. In no particular order:

* He's an absolute coward.
* He's lost nearly every single battle he's ever been involved in, even to a tribe of Neanderthals.
* He stays as far away from combat as possible while his troops get slaughtered by the hundreds.
* His only real strategy for combat is to throw wave after wave of troops at the enemy, even when such a strategy fails every single time.
* His soldiers hate him.
* He's gullible enough to fall for a really obvious disguise.
* He's plain stupid.

With all this in mind, how is he still in charge of Earth's military?
gpt
Because the government of the world is *also* unbelievably terrible.

It's not just brannigan- every glimpse we get at the authorities is a system that is corrupt to the point of atrocity and incompetent to the point of uselessness.

Zapp Brannigan's not fired because he's not an outlier. They're *all* like that.