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CMV: The Nickel is the least valuable coin in U.S. currency.

The Nickel, despite being worth 5 times more than the penny, is far less valuable than any other coin or note in U.S. currency. Here's why:

1. It can easily be mistaken for a quarter from a distance, causing people to pick it up only to be disappointed by what it really is. The penny does not have this problem, as it is the only coin that is brown.

2. It does not have ridges on the edges. This makes it slightly harder to scratch off things like lottery tickets or gift card codes compared to a quarter or dime.

3. It is far too big for what it is really worth. The penny and dime are very small, making it worthwhile to carry a lot of them since it does not take up too much space compared to their worth. The nickel is almost as big as a quarter and is actually thicker than one despite being worth 1/5 of a quarter.

4. Finally, the nickel defaces the name of a great American: Thomas Jefferson. This man wrote the declaration of independence and was responsible for the Louisiana Purchase, one of the most important and valuable deals in U.S. history, and we put him on a coin worth 5 cents. Lincoln, another hugely influential American, is on the penny, but also the $5 bill, which makes up for it. Jefferson only gets the nickel.

I'm on mobile, so sorry if formatting is off. I look forward to some arguments against any of these points. Thanks!
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None of these proves that it is less valuable than a penny.

>It can easily be mistaken for a quarter from a distance, causing people to pick it up only to be disappointed by what it really is. The penny does not have this problem, as it is the only coin that is brown.

This may be annoying but it doesn't affect its value. It's still worth 5 cents, much more than a penny.

>It does not have ridges on the edges. This makes it slightly harder to scratch off things like lottery tickets or gift card codes compared to a quarter or dime.

So it's worth less than quarters and dimes. We already knew that. Still better than a penny, which is also smooth-edged and not as easy to grip when scratching.

>It is far too big for what it is really worth. The penny and dime are very small, making it worthwhile to carry a lot of them since it does not take up too much space compared to their worth. The nickel is almost as big as a quarter and is actually thicker than one despite being worth 1/5 of a quarter.

A penny weighs 2.5 grams, while a nickel weighs 5, so it is actually 1 cent per gram where the penny is only 0.4 cents per gram. If you have compared rolls you would know that a roll of nickels is only a bit bigger than a roll of pennies and it is worth 4x as much. It would make way more cents to carry many nickels than many pennies.

>Finally, the nickel defaces the name of a great American: Thomas Jefferson. This man wrote the declaration of independence and was responsible for the Louisiana Purchase, one of the most important and valuable deals in U.S. history, and we put him on a coin worth 5 cents. Lincoln, another hugely influential American, is on the penny, but also the $5 bill, which makes up for it. Jefferson only gets the nickel.

Jefferson is on the $2 bill.