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[pushing daisies] Would Ned be the best person to have with you during the zombie Apocalypse?

If he touches someone they become un-dead, then if he touches them again they are dead-dead for-realisies.  So if he touches an un-dead, does that make them un-dead-dead?   And then dead for realsies?  Or straight up dead for-realsies?  Either way, wouldn't this be working in his favor during an uprising?  Just avoid those flesh wounds Pie Man!
gpt
>wouldn't this be working in his favor during an uprising?

Yes.  Especially since zombies usually attack by touch, and they would die-die the moment they made contact with him.

>Would Ned be the best person to have with you during the zombie Apocalypse?

Not even close.  Ned's a lover, not a fighter, and has serious anxiety issues even when dealing with the day-to-day operations of The Pie Hole.  He would spend most of the zombie Apocalypse in general panic, and would not be as useful as you might think.