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[Seinfeld/MCU] What were Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer doing when the Chitauri attacked New York? What are their opinions on the Avengers?
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Elaine would probably date some really boring guy who she incorrectly believes is a super hero's secret identity.


Kramer accidentally wanders into various scenes of super villainy, being mistaken as The Mastermind.


George puts himself in harm's way and tries to sabotage super hero efforts to rescue him, to prove that all superheroes are "schmucks."


Jerry refuses to acknowledge them as "super" heroes, insisting they belong in the same respect tier that FDNY and NYPD belong to.  "They aren't Superman!  They aren't *super* men!"


It comes to a head as George is hanging from a window or something, being ignored by a superhero while Kramer tries to pull him up.  Elaine's boyfriend mistakes Kramer as a super villain trying to kill George and tackles him.  Elaine swoons, begging to know his super hero identity.  When he reveals that he isn't a super hero, but an ordinary grocery cashier, she dumps him.

As the cashier walks away, grocery apron blowing dramatically in the wind, Jerry derides Elaine.  "Well.  There goes a real... *super man*."

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It isn't what they were doing exactly as the city was attacked, but a glimpse into their lives in a city they share with Marvel.