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[Batman] What would each of Batman's rogues gallery be like as friends?

Not trying to kill you, but as actual, legitimate friends. I feel that Penguin and Mr.Freeze would be best, Joker would be the worst.
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It's hard to grasp a lot of them being legitimate friends with you. Like it's too much in Joker's nature for him being incapable of being an actual friend. He'd only play the part (poorly) until he was bored.

Penguin is someone you could be friends with and live the high life, for a while. Until he gets it in his head you're just mooching off him or you're going to betray him. Then he'll kill you.

Freeze is cold (no pun intended, he claims to be emotionally cold) and would spend all of his time focusing on his wife. Not a good friend. Hes a nice guy, once rehabilitated, though.

Catwoman would probably be your best friend, since she's the least crazy.

Croc would probably be a fine friend. Clayface, might be fine, after he's accepted his current state. Riddler would be a condescending jerk. Two Face would be a massive grump, on his best days. Ivy seems like she'd be legitimately cool. Scarecrow would either make you a partner in scaring others or you're just another victim. Hatter can't handle friends he's not mind controlling. Bane would be... acceptable? Firefly usually seems like a creep. Ra's behaves civil most of the time, so you can guess what his friendship would be like.