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[Harry Potter] How do I remain the Minister of Magic ?

Cornelius Fudge here. The whole community knows You Know Who is back. Nobody is looking to me to solve the problem and just wants my resignation. 

Anyway, can I still be at my office ? Should I blame Dumbledore for not trying hard enough to convince me ? Launch a PR campaign ? 
 
Not many have seen the Dark Lord when he appeared at the ministry. Should I pretend it is Dumbledore posing as him ? 

Any help is appreciated.
gpt
Blaming Dumbledore is the worst idea ever.

First, apologize. Repeatedly. To the public, to Dumbledore personally, and to Harry Potter personally. Blame Lucius Malfoy, claim he lied to you and tricked you, but admit you fucked up regardless. Fire and jail Dolores Umbridge; Harry can tell you about her crimes (if he refuses, fire her anyway). Throw yourself on Dumbledore's mercy and do whatever he tells you to do.

You are not getting out of this unscathed no matter what. If managed carefully, you *may* be able to shift some blame to the pureblood supremacists in high positions.