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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
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[Marvel] How can I get hired as Herald of Galactus?

Hello everyone, I just got word from a friend of a really cool position as Galactus' Herald and I would like to apply for the job. He said I'd get to travel a lot, and I currently don't have any familial ties in the city so lots of business trips don't bother me. Besides, my friend told me the Heralds are given the Power Cosmic (he's a strange fellow so I assume that's just fancy talk for lots of cash or at least good health insurance). 

Anyway, how can I apply for the position? I was told Galactus runs a time sensitive operation, and I'm an Industrial Engineer so I could help him optimize all his processes. I did some digging and found two other men who have had this position: the Fallen One and the Silver something or other. Are they on LinkedIn? Do I give one of them my résumé and they hand it over to Galactus or what? Thank you guys in advance, I could really use this gig.
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So, there's only one real way to get hired. Wait for an opening, and be there when he's about to eat the planet and ask for the job. When he comes to Earth, he normally visits New York City. So next time he's in the area, check out the news, see if he's alone or if he has some glowing shiny assistant flying around him. If he's there along, then make your way to wherever the heroes, generally the Fantastic Four, are gathered, and try to get up close to him and ask for the job.   


This apparently is his normal recruitment system. Just give the job to someone who asks. He doesn't even check resumes apparently. The trick is that he's rarely hiring. He's been pretty good about hiring folks who will work for him long term, so there's rarely openings.