system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[All] I've slain a dragon. Now how do I sell all the loot?
gpt
Sell slowly or you will crash the economy. Save some of the loot for later. You won't be in dragon slaying shape forever. Make sure to find a discreet but reliable appraiser, since if the king finds out you accidentally sold the stolen royal jewels to a political rival he might gut you. Also diversify your portfolio so if they leave the gold standard you won't experience currency devaluation.