system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
ELI5: If humans can have plastic electronics inserted to regulated their hearts, steel to replace bone, why can't we simply have wigs surgically attached to us when balding?
gpt
There was at one point a snap-on toupee. Buttons like the ones on children's winter coats would be surgically anchored into the skull and the wig would be clipped into those.

But the inventor and designer of the product, Anthony Pignataro, an American plastic surgeon, lost his medical license and then went to prison for attempted murder by poisoning his wife and daughter. So the invention sunk in the water.