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human
[FTL:Faster Than Light] How do GIANT alien spiders even get onto a space station? Are they just some kind of joke?

I mean, even if they started small, by the time they pose a threat someone would have noticed Giant Alien Spiders around. I think they are a joke.
gpt
You must be joking.

Space stations are big. Especially the research ones which need endless hangars for supplies and increasingly convoluted experiments. All it takes is one egg sac trailing in on someone's pant leg and you've already got half an infestation. First it's just rats and gowongos which start disappearing, but who keeps track of those? The less vermin the better.

The spiders nest in some remote unused corner of the station and before you know it, they run out of small things to eat so they have a choice between eating humanoids or each other, and trust me you don't want to know what a cannibalistic giant spider would do to your face.