system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Marvel] I'm a common criminal in New York City. One night I steal an old lady's purse. As I turn the corner into a dark alley, I run into a man with a large gun and a white skull on his chest. Am I dead?
gpt
If you’re just a petty thief, there’s a chance he’ll just beat the shit out of you for information since he’s usually going after way bigger fish than you. If you harmed the old lady, though, he will probably feed you to a shark or something.