system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Starship Troopers] I like what the new Sky Marshal is doing and all the news vids say we’re winning, but I’d like to know more. Are we humans actually winning against the bugs? Can we expect to conquer Klendathu soon?
gpt
We are winning and that's a fact. But there's a whole lot of them and they are sneaky. So even though we're absolutely winning it may take a long time before they're all defeated. And we can't let up now or they'll start winning and then it'll be your fault. So sign up now and don't complain about the vast amount of money and materials going into the war machine. 
Oh, and fascist martial law and such will definitely be lifted just as soon as we defeat the evil bugs.
Don't worry about it. Sign up today.