system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[WH40K] I'm an eldar that's been banished from my craftworld for... reasons. What are my options for not getting eaten for eternity by Slaanesh?

So I was hanging out on Craftworld Ulthwe and we were having a bit of a feast when someone suggested we pass the time by having a funny little "Roast."  Eldrad graciously offered to be the roastee, but I must have said something that *really* pissed him off during my set and he banished me from Craftworld Ulthwe and "Every other ****ing Craftworld [I] can find.  For good."


Really not looking forward to my afterlife now since I probably won't get to hide out in the Infinity Circuits.  What are my other options to avoid She-Who-Thirsts?
gpt
Step 1 – Seek Harlequins

Step 2 – Seek out the Laughing God

Step 3 – Ask them about saving your soul from She Who Thirsts

Step 4 – ???

Step 5 – Profit… err don’t get eaten. 

The plus side is at least you and Cegorach should share a sense of humor.