system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Star Wars] I'm a Nerf Herder. I keep hearing people use my noble profession as an insult?

Why do people hate on Nerf Herders so much?
gpt
The insult is meant to imply that the target is unhygienic or otherwise gross. It's not that your profession isn't useful or important. It's just that nerfs

***REALLY***

stink. Like, worse than a wet Wookiee. You may be used to it by this point, but that's only because *you* smell like that too now.

This is, in case you're wondering, why you've never managed to get a date who wasn't also a nerf herder. Unless you were lucky enough to find an interested member of a species that doesn't breathe.