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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
CMV: If your hamburger/cheeseburger can't fit in my mouth, it's poorly designed.

Listen, if I can't just take a bite of the burger you made me without needing to learn origami to get it down to a manageable size, it's not well crafted, defeats the point of the burger, and detracts from the overall dining experience. 

I don't care if you put Excalibur sticking out the top of it, I shouldn't have to cut it or press it down with the flat of the knife to eat it. I shouldn't have to smoosh the ingredients and juices to hell and back to get it to fit. 

As a side note, if you need a toothpick or some such device to hold your toppings in the burger, it's also poorly designed. I didn't come to your restaurant to finish preparing my own meal. Make your food edible as presented or change the recipe. 

A burger doesn't need to be big to be flavorful. I should be able to enjoy it as is without a hydraulic press.

Edit: I'll clarify that if advertised as such, a massive burger is perfectly acceptable, but if your default "cheeseburger," as ordered, comes out on a forklift, you're just wrong.
gpt
Different people need different amounts of food to feel full. Why can't you buy a smaller burger, and people who want a larger one, buy the larger one? There seems to be a market for large burgers, so why shouldn't buying one be an opportunity?

Sure, people could buy more burgers if they need to, to feel full, but that would ultimately increase the amount of bread, which isn't everyone's favorite part of the burger.