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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Frozen vegetable advertising]Where does the Jolly Green Giant come from? Is there a race of jolly green Giant's? Is he magical construct? A magical creature? Was he a normal guy became Giants and green somehow? How did the end up becoming spokesperson for a frozen vegetable company?

What are the nature of his powers and most importantly **HOW CAN HE BE KILLED!?**  These are the questions which keep me up at night!  Please, someone tell me and make the voices stop!



Edit: Before you ask why the Jolly Green Giant must die, he knows what he did and if you are reading this I am coming for you, you jolly green BASTARD!  She was my WIFE!
gpt
Good news, killing him is easy: Six minutes in the microwave, let cool for one minute, sprinkle with salt, pepper, and a little garlic.

Badnews: He appears to be a reincarnating nature spirit, so you'll have to keep killing him.  Mr. Clean and the Michelin Man can help you salt the earth where Green Giant stands.