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[Fallout] So I was looting a ruin and found this old bobblehead; suddenly I can see better! What happened?

I was just doing some scavenging one day and came across this prewar bobblehead. I thought it would be worth some caps but as soon as I picked it up I could see better and Im not sure what the hell is happening!
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Experimental pre-war technology engineered by the United States Government. It wasn't fit for military usage, so they ran tests by distributing complimentary bobbleheads to those officially registered to enter Vaults.

Upon touching the bobblehead, a subtle electromagnetic signal is sent through your body, stimulating certain cells to streamline themselves and become more efficient. The result is a near-instant increase in varying aspects of your physical condition. The United States wanted to use this technology for medical therapy and for creating enhanced soldiers for the military.

The project was never brought to fruition, for obvious reasons--the Great War. However, the civilian bobbleheads which survived the blasts are still littered around the wasteland. The occasional scavenger might come across one or two in their life, but the effects are so minute without a whole bunch of them that they're considered worthless, except to the avid collector.