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CMV: The rocket emoji “🚀” is much better suited than the eggplant emoji “🍆” to represent male genitalia/sexual innuendos.

I must first say I’m happily married, and love my wife very much. Like most couples, we enjoy sending flirty messages back and forth via text, Snapchat, etc. But, I find the eggplant emoji “🍆” weak and misleading. Here’s why I prefer the rocket emoji. 


A rocket’s  “lift off” is a better representation of an erection. 🚀 


A rocket ship also conveys the fact that the ride will end. (the average rocket can reach the atmosphere 150 seconds after taking off). 🚀 


If have children like myself, you may spend **a lot** of time planning the “launch”, taking every possible variable into consideration. You must remain diligent, as you may deal with last minute cancelations and rescheduling. 🚀 


After being intensely focused on this amazing moment, you move on to your regular everyday life once it’s over (much like the *Falcon Heavy* launch). 🚀 


**EDIT: you have officially changed my mind. Well done, and God bless this sub**
gpt
Rockets can represent male genitalia, or excitement, or celebration, or a great achievement, or the concept of "rocket science", or military applications, or literal rocket launches (which are a big deal.)

Eggplants can represent male genitalia, or 
literal eggplants (which it would be unusual to talk about.)

There's a time and place for ambiguous analogies, but it's nice to have an option where the intended meaning is more clearly delineated.


In short, suitability as a metaphor is less important than certainty of intention for sexual innuendo.

We could have an emoji that's just a penis, too, but it would be used differently.