system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Ren and Stimpy] Is "Log" really just a piece of wood well marketed at children or is there a legitimate function "Log" provides that the discerning consumer cannot live without in these trying times?
gpt
It has many legitimate functions including:

* It rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs.

* It rolls over your neighbor's dog.

* It's great for a snack.

* It fits on your back.

* It's big.

* It's heavy.

* It's wood.

* It's better than bad.

* It's good.