system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[General]I'm a vampire and I want to live forever without hurting anyone. How do I overcome all my limitations and weaknesses and live a fulfilling un-life?

Basically, Rational Vampire with No Desire to Harm Anything. Say all vampire weaknesses are present; yes including the stupid ones like can't cross running water or having to count individual grains of rice when spilled. 

What measures can one take as a vampire to live forever, to the fullest, without getting staked, burned, forced into horrible conditions, etc.
gpt
Run a charity shelter for the homeless. Free food and boarding, as long as they donate a pint of blood every week. That's the day job, holed up in an underground office somewhere running a network of shelters all over the world.

Night job: run a private investigation firm. With your keen vampire senses, you can find things better than everyone else, such as where the local mob bosses stash their loot. Steal as much as you can without being detected. Use the loot to fund your shelters.

It'll be difficult to paint you as an evil bloodsucker if you are the one responsible for housing and feeding thousands of homeless and orphans all over the country.