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[The Simpsons] Why does Grampa refuse to recognize Missouri as a state?
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Well, that story begins in 19-dickety-two. They had to say "dickety" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". Abe Simpson chased that rascal to get it back, but was forced to give up after dickety-six miles. 

This of course was the distance to the state line. Once the Kaiser had escaped across the border into Missouri, he convinced  local county deputies to arrest Abe, who in his haste to pursue the Kaiser had neglected to wear an onion on his belt.

So crudely dressed, and still enraged at the Kaiser, Abe offended the officers' courtly sensibilities and was arrested. He was issued a fine of dickety dollars, but refused to pay.

He only managed to engineer his escape by provoking a fierce fight to break out between the sheriff's pet cat and a police bloodhound, little knowing this incident would escalate into the infamous kibble massacre, commonly believed to be the starting point for the feline-canine war that troubles us to this day.