system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles] Reptiles can't digest milk. They are all lactose intolerant, they don't produce the enzyme lactase. Does this mean that within 12 hours of eating pizza the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles experience massive intestinal distress?
gpt
No, they are mutants, which means that they can do all kinds of things that turtles and humans cannot.  Remember that the mutagenic ooze makes them an amalgamation of themselves and the most recent species that they were in contact with.  According to the cartoons, the turtles were previously pets.  The mutagenic ooze would have given them the lactase enzyme, as well as the ability to talk, run around, climb walls, train with weapons, become ninjas, make friends, learn to repair modern technology, drive vans, and so on.