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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Harry Potter] What kind of products would wizard Billy Mays sell?
gpt
HI EVERYONE BILLY MAYS HERE WITH EXPECTOXICLEANIARIMUS.

JUST ONE WAVE OF YOUR WAND AND FEEL THE CLEANING POWER OF EXPECTOXYGEN

FOR JUST 1 GOLDEN DRAGON YOU GET NOT ONE, NOT TWO, BUT 10! YES 10 BAGS OF REQUIREMENT FULL OF THIS BULLSHIT PRODUCT.