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[Particle Man] The song taken literally.

Take the song literally :

* What are the power sets of each Man? 
* Why does Triangle Man hate Particle Man and Person Man?
* How does Triangle Man win?
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Particle Man:

* literally, whatever the hell a particle can do

* quantum tunneling would be hella chill

* really, just use your imagination/physics knowledge

Universe Man:

* expanding

*shrinking

*big bang-ing 

Triangle Man:

* he's fucking 2D (think like Game &amp; Watch from Super Smash Bros)

Person man:

* just an ordinary dude

Triangle man is jealous of them for not having 2-dimensions. Thus, he gets into a fight with them. Universe man, in an attempt to kill triangle man commits suicide, thus ending the universe and destroying person man and particle man. As an abstract geometric concept, however, triangle man is undamaged and survives.