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human
[DC] As a professional thug for hire in Gotham, how do I best prepare myself for dealing with Batman?

Whether it's mugging ladies for their purses at 1AM in random dark alleys or helping the Penguin take over the big art gallery opening I take pride and joy in my job as a seemingly illiterate violent criminal and it fulfills my life long dream of pointing guns at other human beings. Trouble is as bad as the cops are that stupid Bat just seems unstoppable, even the Joker seems to have to really play his cards right \(puns like that is why I get asked for by name\) to be able to get away without spending 3 months in a body cast in Arkham. Is there anything I can do to beat Bats or at least put up enough of a fight to get away?
gpt
Do you really think one man could knock out every single goon he hits with one punch?    Your buddies are already throwing the fight by taking a dive on the first hit.  

Take a lesson from them.  As soon as Batman makes an attack anywhere in your vicinity, throw yourself backward and ragdoll like you're unconscious.  You can practice on your own ahead of time to make it look more realistic.  Carry a blood capsule that you can bite down on for added effect.

This way you avoid permanent injuries that will take you out of the game for good.   Wait til Batman leaves to pursue your boss and then make your escape.  There are always other villains hiring.   It also plays better if it goes to court because you didn't have a chance to actually hurt anyone.