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[Pikmin] how many pikmin would it take to carry me and how many pikmin would my body create?

So im wandering around in  a post apocalyptic earth and i stumbled onto what i thought was an insect swarm but was actually a small colony of pikmin. 

They started attacking and i tried to fight back but ultimately my health bar went to 0 and my soul drifted away. Now they're surrounding my lifeless body with the intent to carry it back to the onion to spawn more pikmin. 

I'm a 6'0 man weighing 250 pounds.  How many pikmin will it take to carry my body and how many pikmin will my body produce?

Bypassing the 100 pikmin limit for the game i feel like there's a conversion formula i just can't figure out. 

Please help me this question keeps me up at night!
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It takes 100 of the 10x purple Pikmin to lift about 1 kilogram. So 250lbs is 113kg, or 113,000 regular Pikmin. 

As for how many Pikmin you would produce, that's harder to say. There's no consistent conversion available, although it would probably be at least the amount required to carry you.