system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Sesame Street] Why aren't the residents of said street concerned that they have a vampire living pretty close to them and that any one of them could become his next victim in an instant should he choose?
gpt
They know that he, like all traditional vampires, is obsessed with counting and all carry little bags of rice to spill should he prove a threat. He would then be compelled to count every grain, allowing them time to escape and call one of the adults to take care of the problem.