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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[General Superheroes] Hey, who the hell gave Hasbro permission to make an action figure out of me?

I do a serious job and I don't need these guys making a mockery of it. What if a villain who didn't know me before buys the toy and uses it to get a leg up on me? Can I sue?
gpt
IP, trademarks, and copyrights all require an actual identity.  If you don't have a problem with your real identity being public knowledge, go nuts and trademark yourself.

You could have a trusted ally do it, but then when that supervillain looks up who owns the "Awesome-Man" IP and finds out it's your wife... well...

And of course, any IP is only as good as its owner's desire to sue.  There's no agency that just enforces IP for the heck of it - if someone infringes on it, you have to be willing to spend a lot of time, money and effort in litigation.  And do you REALLY want to file a court case against LexCorp or OsCorp?  You'll be in court for the next ten years.

So yeah, sorry - you're out of luck.