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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Superman] I'm an average guy but Superman really ticked me off and I want to get back at him somehow, what's the best way to do it?

Superman was fighting some freak from space and he tried to laser him and ended up hitting my car, damage wasn't too bad but he ruined my weekend and I'm out the insurance deductible. Like I get that things happen but he shouldn't be firing off his eye beams willy nilly in a parking garage. Point is I want some revenge, now I'm not a psycho or anything I don't want to murder him or his family or whatever but I'd really like to ruin his day, like make him swear under his breath and maybe yell at his wife and kids and feel bad about it later. So as an average man with an average income and no supervillain connections how does one get back at Superman?
gpt
Supes is pretty sensitive, if you actually faced financial hardship from the damage to your car (whether through actual repairs or being unable to commute) and told him about it he’d feel bad about it. He’d also probably find a way to make restitution to you. If you just want to be petty... (mildly NSFW) >!line a room with lead sheeting (Superman has been known to preemptively investigate rooms/buildings that are lead lined when there is no legitimate/reasonable reason for them to be) and fill it with files that are *not* actually villainous schemes but rather completely mundane things that he would not be comfortable reading (my choice is explicit slash-fiction starring Superman and fellow Justice Leaguers) that he will have no choice but to read so make sure they aren’t villains’ schemes (or even worse, have to bring them to Batman to make sure there aren’t any hidden codes/cyphers)!<.