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[X-Men] My teenage kids are both mutants with cool powers, I'm not, Magneto keeps sniffing around my back porch, how can I get him to leave?

My son and daughter are twins in their late teens with fire and ice powers respectively, that asshole Magneto keeps showing up and giving grandiose speeches during friday backyard grill night. Anyway what is the best way to embarrass Magneto as a middle aged suburban dad? Like obviously he can't grill for shit, but should I call him out on that or make him mow my lawn and then say he didn't do it right? I don't want my daughter and son joining his stupid gang, they can make a million bucks each working for Sam's Club powering the carts the fatties ride around in, they don't need the Brotherhood.
gpt
Throw your aluminum cans at him, they're not Magnetic so he can't throw them back at you. 

Keep a loaded super soaker so you can spray him when he's floating. 

Buy a non metallic speaker and blast "it's raining tacos" every time he tries to launch into a speech. 

He won't hurt you or destroy your house as long as he's trying to win over your kids.