system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Immortality] I am an immortal, passably human, entity who needs investment advice.

My frustration with the human's ineptitude has led me to desire to skip the next few centuries and let the madness of humanity burn its self out a little more. Assuming the humans don't kill themselves, I'd like to have resources or money to trade with them in, let's say 300 years. What are my best bets for a three century stable investment?
gpt
That is a terrible idea that usually creates a dividing point for immprtals. The number one rule is not to put yourself out there. It is a burden, but you have all the time in the world. Reclaiming a 300 year old bank account (assuming it works and the bank is operational) is an easy way to get o  the news. Also, dont disasspciate too far; who the fuck would understand a person with 100, 200, 300 year old language patterns. Your best bet is to either start a cult or find a person to funnel funds through in return for something (promise of your immortal secrets, maybe?). Either way, stay in the shadows but keep connected enough to where you can slip in and out at will.