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[Dilbert] If Wally is trying so hard to get fired, why is he never fired?

I don't get it. Wally is being extremely lazy and is trying to get himself fired. Yet he never is fired. Why is that? Can someone explain comprehensively?
gpt
Wally read through his contract and the HR policies, and discovered he qualifies for an *extremely* generous severance package in the event that he's fired.  He does not qualify if he quits.  Ergo, he's trying to get fired, and management is unwilling to fire him because it costs them less to just keep him around.