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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Flintstones] my daughter brought home a stray brontosaurus I can't tell her no how do I take care of it?
gpt
OK. So here's what you do.

1- Try and explain to your daughter that you can't take care of a brontosaurus because it costs too much on your stone smashing job salary.

2- After you fail to stand your ground when she cries, go over your bills and try to find a way to budget for a new pet.

3- After getting hungry and discovering that the brontosaurus has somehow managed to open your fridge and eat all of your over sized steaks, head over to your dumpy friends house to get a sandwich.

4- Your friend will suggest a hair brained scheme involving the two of you dressing up as the baby brontosaurus's mother (using a vaguely realistic dinosaur costume he kept around after his days in the circus) and convincing your daughter to let the baby dinosaur go with you.

5- Scheme starts off well until a male brontosaurus passing by see's you and immediately falls in love and now want's a kiss- JUST A KISS.

6- Attempting to back out of plan and reveal yourself, you soon discover the zipper is stuck. 

7- Chase scene. Hilarity ensues.  

8- After a short montage of you and your buddy attempting to evade the male brotosaurus you both run headlong into a wall. At this point your friend will discover a second zipper that he forgot about and free you both from the costume. 

9- Right before you pummel your friend your wife and her cousin from out of town will happen upon you. The cousin will peacefully subdue the male brontosaurus and reveal that he is a brontosaurus rancher.

10- Your daughter and the baby brontosaurus will sudden arrive and discover the truth. Before she gets upset your wife's cousin will step in and marvel about how that's a rare brontosaurus breed and wants to take it home with him.

11- Despite the fact that your daughter still doesn't get to keep it, she OK's the decision.

12- Someone cracks a joke and everyone laughs. Music starts playing and no one ruins the happy ending by pointing out that you just gave up an expensive animal for free to a man that will most certainly butcher it for food.