system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Skyrim] Someone stole all of my sweetrolls but all the guards do not care and are in fact rude and dismissive about the issue. Is there someone I can go to about this?

It may not seem like a big deal, but I'm just a simple baker and having close to 70% of my shop's inventory stolen like that really threatens my livelihood.
gpt
Hire some thugs to teach them a lesson. Alternatively, spread the rumor that you've done the Black Sacrament. The first option is cheaper, but there's always a chance that the thief will win and find out who sent thugs after him. The second option has the advantage of anonymity. Plus the Dark Brotherhood will go after anybody except their own members.

Gotta recommend the second option. It's pretty unlikely that your sweetroll thief is going to join the Dark Brotherhood *or* destroy it.