system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Star Trek] We just made first contact! The aliens say our planet is inside something called the "Klingon Empire." What happens now?
gpt
You prepare a parade to welcome your new overlords. And thats to buy time for you to stockpile your valuables at the end of the parade route so they don't have to go looting. you don't want them to loot. Welcome to the Empire!