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I believe there is nothing wrong with urinating in public. CMV.

I believe that laws banning urinating in public are based on 19th century moral values, and discriminate against those with small bladders.

I live in London, and I've often had to stagger home from a night out  for over an hour on the tube. Even if I empty my bladder before I leave, it's entirely likely that I'll need to go again before I reach my final stop. Unfortunately, there's often no choice when caught short on public transport, or waiting for a bus late at night, so I'll have to have a piss on a tree, or in a drain, or a dark corner somewhere. However, I know that if a policeman caught me, I could face an £80 on-the-spot fine.

Now, I'll concede that urine doesn't smell particularly nice, but that shouldn't be a problem if public urinators take a little time to pee on soil down a manhole or whatever.

Urine is perfectly sterile, and poses no health risk. Furthermore, I would argue that complaints about having to look at someone weeing (and possibly catching sight of their genitalia) are as immature and repressive as opposing public breastfeeding.

And also, would you rather I took a leak on a tree, or that I pissed my pants on the train?

Ladies and gentlemen, please change my view.
gpt
* Urine is only perfectly sterile if you are healthy. Even if you are healthy, it is sterile only until it leaves your body. Once it does, it's excellent breeding ground for bacteria. Additionally, it is human biological waste, and therefore hazardous. Have you been in a hospital and seen how they deal with bodily fluids? They're assumed dangerous for a reason.
* try not to think of it as urine, but as garbage. Are you allowed to throw away garbage on the street? No? Then you can't do that with your bodily fluids either.
* if you can go to a tree and urinate against it, chances are you can hold it until you find a nearby toilet. Not every city has so much green area. So no.