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[The Thing] Could the Thing assimilate the Hulk?

And if so, how?
gpt
No, The Thing is made of a rocky substance. His forte is strength and durability, not assimilation. I'd assume if any of the Fantastic Four were able to assimilate people it would be Mr. Fantastic.

Now to stop being a dick.

I would doubt it. The radiation in The Hulk's body would most likely cause The Thing to flee lest it be killed by radiation poisoning. On top of that The Hulk has an insane healing factor that would most likely fight off the invading substance. And lastly, The Hulk is too strong in general so he'd easily be able to fight The Thing off, causing him to flee.