system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Three Laws of Robotics]I need my robot to disregard the first law

The kids in my neighborhood have come up with a new way to pass the time: They walk up to someone with a robot, and tell the robot something along the lines of "I'll kill myself if you don't follow me" or "My grandmother is dying, only you can help her!". Essentially they trick the bot into thinking it's in danger of breaking the first law, thereby ignoring any commands it is given, dropping whatever it's doing and running off with the kid. I've even heard of some of them tricking the bots by endangering their own health by eating something they're slightly allergic to.

Sometimes the bots don't come back, In my case it did. How do I stop this from happening again?
gpt
You should be able to retrieve your robot's memories, which are admissible as evidence in most jurisdictions. You can sue the kids and their parents in small claims court for monetary compensation if they damage or steal your robot, and if they waste its time you can charge them for its runtime at labor wages.

That said, this is a great example of why the Three Laws are a terrible idea.