system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[General] I just got super-speed -- and with it, superhuman reflexes and perception etc. The problem: I can't switch it off! Everything is so SLOW. How do I adjust, and make sure nobody finds out about my new superpowers?

I got super-speed. Awesome! But I cannot, for the live of me, slow down my perception to previous "normal" levels. As a result, everybody is practically statues, even at my slowest. At my fastest, I can see lightning strikes descent from the sky and hit the ground at a snail's pace.

What do I do? Even if I talk like the slowest guy on Earth, people are gonna get suspicious, right? How do I live like this?!
gpt
If you're in the Marvel universe, look for a guy who calls himself Quicksilver. He has the same problem as you, so he might have some advice. If nothing else, you two can hang out with each other like normal people.