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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
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[SpongeBob] Why did Bubble Bass hide the pickles under his tongue instead of just swallowing them?
gpt
A whole host of reasons:
1) Like any Greek tragedy it’s all back to hubris. He thinks he’s amazing: so his victory is all the better tasting of the pickles are in his mouth the whole time.
2) He enjoys his food and pickles are delicious- can’t just swallow those. You have to enjoy them slowly. 
3) His tongue is huge - perfect hiding spot.