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human
What's the smallest object you could 'stand on' that would have the same gravitational pull as earth, but you wouldn't have to worry about getting sucked/collapsing/spaghetification ?

Just something I was thinking about...
gpt
You have two constraints to deal with:

1. The gravitational field g=GM/r^2 = 9.8 N/kg

2. The tidal field f=2GMh/r^3 where h is your height.

You can combine these into a restriction on r, independent of mass: r=2hg/f. If you're 6 feet tall and you want a tidal force less than 0.01 g (let's say), then this gives you a radius of 1200 feet.