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[Pirates of the Caribbean] I pierce Davy Jones' heart in the middle of Germany, far away from the sea, surrounded by a small army of soldiers. What happens?

The Dutchman must have a captain. And the crew will seek out the person who pierced the heart of Davy Jones to make them their captain.  
But what if I do it while I'm about as far from the sea as possible, far from water, surrounded by men armed with the finest sabers and muskets?  
Does the crew manage to find me and cut out my heart?
gpt
The crew can teleport, and it's only Jones who can't walk on land except once a decade.  They will find you no matter where you are. Your army won't be able to stop the immortal crew of the Dutchman.