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human
[General Action] I'm a truck driver hauling a load down the highway and now there's a group of people I don't know having a martial arts battle on top of my rig - what am I supposed to do?

What are my legal options and potential liabilities?
gpt
You're supposed to keep driving.  Keep it straight, and at a steady speed.  If possible, though, drive under bridges that are *just barely* high enough for the guys on your trailer to duck and hang on.

Eventually, you'll either be able to pull up to another truck, you'll have to stop for a train, or you'll go over a river.

If it's another truck, just pull up next to him, and whichever one is on the right should take the next exit.  One faction will be on each truck.

If it's a train, you can expect them to move the action onto the passing train.

If it's a river, at least one faction will jump, fall, or be pushed into the river, or onto a passing boat.

In any case, you'll be done with them.

Unless you're hauling something for Wayne, Stark, Umbrella, or LexCorp.  Then your best bet is to just jump out of the moving truck and run.