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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
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[Vampire Romance Novels] Help! My teenage daughter has fallen in love with a tall, dark and brooding denizen of the underworld, should I shoot on sight, or is there a way I can tell her to break it off?
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The only way to stop this is to find an equally tall, dark and brooding vampire hunter . When the two of them fight she'll interpret it as the two of them competing for her love. The Vampire Hunter will win and then one of two things will happen. 

1. The Hunter will go the classic man with no name and say that his life is too dangerous for her to tag along in. She'll get over it within a few months. 

2. The hunter decides to stop their life of danger and settle down. You can now shoot that person because they are not undead and thus are susceptible to any type of firearm.