system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[LotR] Can the One Ring corrupt some lowly animal, like a worm or a mosquito? What would it look like?
gpt
Cast aside at the gates of Moria by a master he thought loved him, Bill the Pony sadly wanders off.  Then with a rage building inside him, he turns, charges Frodo, lifts him by the collar with his teeth, and gallops off into the woods.

A month later, Dark Lord Bill is coronated at Mordor, the One Ring firmly on his tail, with Shadowfax leading 8 black steeds.  The Nine Dark Riders are now the Nine We-don't-need-no-steenking-riders.