system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[DCAU] What are aglets' sinister purpose?

The Question reveals under interrogation by Cadmus that aglets have a sinister purpose. What is this purpose?
gpt
"The plastic tips at the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister!"

This isn't an answer or an actual fact... but it isn't just a glib delay either!

**It's part of a post-hypnotic string of key-phrases, The Question embedded into his psyche via transcendental meditation, in order to enhance his resistance to interrogation and telepaths.**

The phrases are sufficiently gibberish that he'd never say them by accident... but sufficiently coherent that his interrogators might pause and wonder exactly what you did... "Is there truth to this?  What IS the purpose?" Successfully distracting and diverting them from their original purpose.