system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Vampire: the Masquerade] Is there a way I can slip past the mortals demanding taxes?

I've only been recently been Embraced as a Brujah, and my Sire is not all that helpful. I can't help but feel like the "kine" of the IRS are going to come knocking for taxes since they don't know my recent changes. I feel like just not paying them is going to cause more suspicion and trouble than it is worth.

How do the other vampires slip past mortals and their taxes?
gpt
Well, question one is the fuck are you doing using your old identity? Fuckin Brujahs, man.

You are dead, dude. Ask your idiot of a sire where he gets fresh IDs and set it up. Throw away the keys to of your old apartment, abandon your old job. That life was snuffed out the minute your sire said "You wanna see something REALLY cool?", so just accept it and move on.  Not doing that is how you end up in a dustpan.

Moving forward, just use ghouls. They have a pulse and legal documents.