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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Harry Potter] Why is Slytherin House under the lake and all dark and slimy and gross? Shouldn't a house filled with Pure Blood elitists be a little more sophisticated?
gpt
Slytherin isn't slimy and gross, it's calming and relaxing.  All manner of creatures swim by, and it's got some kick ass couches with some expensive dark wood cupboards.  Sometimes the giant squid swims by because he knows the cool place to hang out.