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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
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[Batman] Do batman’s one night stands know what’s up?

Bruce Wayne is often considered a romantically successful bachelor but  we also know he doesn’t actually have any time to spend fooling around. So does he just pay women to pretend they were with him? Don’t they suspect a thing? Do they find Robin’s presence strange?
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So... apparently the various models and actresses and other such women in Gotham City have traded notes, on how Bruce Wayne keeps ducking out of their dates on vague emergencies he can't speak about, how he's a perfect gentleman but none of them have actually gotten him to actually open up, let alone get laid at the mansion, and have come to the only logical conclusion.   


Bruce Wayne is gay and totally in the closet. But hey, as long as Wayne keeps taking women out on expensive and fancy dates to keep people from realizing the truth, they don't mind being his beard.