system
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human
[The Simpsons] I'm losing my bearings.

So I was in Springfield over the weekend and it was a nice trip, the weather was decent and I was lucky enough to get a table at The Pimento Grove. The Lobster Newburg was amazing. I thought I'd had too much to drink however, because as I passed King Toot's music store, I could have sworn Moe's Tavern was next door. The next morning I woke and in the search for coffee, I noticed that King Toot's was actually across town and instead, the church neighboured the bar. Now that I'm home, I noticed other geographic inconsistencies. What gives?
gpt
Most likely the problem is not with the geography but with you.  The most likely answer is that your memory is being affected by the massive amounts of radiation in the Springfield area.  You see, the nuclear power plant there is the least safe in the entire world (including Chernobyl) and has the worst record of contaminating the environment.  The local government, particularly the Mayor "Diamond" Joe Quimby, are extremely corrupt and completely under the control of the plant's owner, C. Montgomery Burns.  Springfield is a radiation circus.

So confusion and memory loss are two of the symptoms of being in Springfield.  Other symptoms:

1) Skin turning yellow

2) Loss of fifth finger

Suggestion: leave Springfield and see a doctor, now.