system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Everything] How come when giving blood for a ritual/scientific test/etc..., the person always cuts the palm of their hand to get the blood? That seems like the most inconvenient place for a cut.
gpt
It looks cool, and it's important to have style when performing rituals.

Did not look good at all when Chad wanted to make a small cut on his calf instead, lost his balance standing there trying to cut his pale, hairy leg, tripped over his Robe of Dark Offering and fell on several of the Lights of Summoning, brushed out part of the Pentagram of the Abyss, and spilled Dave's tea.

The whole demon summoning ritual was completely destroyed.

Fucking Chad.