system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Wedding] My fiance wants to have a big, extravagant wedding. How do I explain to her that our finances dont permit it?
gpt
Well the first thing you are going to need is a ray gun. Using Mezingtin's psychoanalytic principle modify it to only effect beta particles. This will allow you to inhibit the greed cortex of her brain. Then boom no more issues.