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[Forrest Gump] Lt. Dan invested Bubba Gump Shrimp in the Apple company back in the 80's. How rich are Forrest and Dan today?

I've been reading that Apple had the best quarter of any company in the history of private enterprise. That made me wish I had invested in the company years ago.
gpt
Forrest is the kind of rich that's hard to put a price tag on.  Bubba Gump Shrimp is an international giant in it's own right.  All Forrest knows is that he's never had a problem trying to buy something.  Lt. Dan, wherever he is, is beyond such petty mortal concerns.