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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[General Action] I just killed a house full of henchmen thugs while escaping their clutches and now need to go thwart the evil villain's plans. Is there someone I should call or is cool if I just leave a dozen or so bodies at this secret hideout?

I'm the hero, but I don't really have time for paperwork right now.
gpt
That's *their* problem, man.  There are almost certainly a handful of thugs who are out for lunch, or playing dead under a pile of bodies.  Their workplace is now full the corpses of their colleagues, and not as well-hidden as they'd like.  Naturally, they're going to follow their emergency "cleanup, scrap the base, and scram" protocol.  In less than an hour, that place should be devoid of corpses, messy but not obviously the site of a recent battle, and utterly lacking in connections to the survivors.