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CMV: Minecraft Steve is totally shagging the sheep.

In vanilla Minecraft, the only human character is Steve.  There are villagers but they're ugly, dumb, and apparently neuter, so it's doubtful they're even human.  There are witches who attempt to kill Steve on sight.  And that's about it, unless you count skeletons, pig-men, or creepers.

If Steve has urges, he has to be schtupping the sheep.

There are no other options.  The sheep are numerous, easily available, entirely passive, and they come in an assortment of designer colors.  He already gets intimate with them frequently as he shears them on a daily basis.  Steve might dally with the cows or pigs if he's feeling particularly adventurous, but the warm, soft wool of the sheep has to make them his main go-to shag.  Prove me wrong.
gpt
Sheep only breed with each other if given a piece of wheat, while Steves method of breeding is unknown. Therefore its impossible to conclude if Steve is having any sexual activity until this method is discovered.