system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Dirk Gently] How Do I Survive A Holistic Assassin?

One is coming after me to kill me and I need help, desperately.
gpt
You don't. That's basically the point. The assassin will literally luck into killing you. The only person we see survive an attempted assassination by one is Dirk, and that's because she wasn't actually supposed to kill him.