system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
Why hasnt an NHL franchise ever tried to sign a very large man to play goalie?

I mean a huge guy. Like a sumo wrestler or even just a huge fat guy. They could just stand him or sit him in front of the net and nobody would ever score. I know its a strange question but Im serious. It seems to me you would be able to find someone that is big enough to fit in the net. I also know that you need to be a good athlete to be a goalie but if you were so big you didnt have to move you wouldnt need to be an athlete.
gpt
There are pad size limits, so although the morbidly obese man may physically obstruct the goal, he will end up absorbing NHL slapshots without pads covering his body.

Nobody wants to see a fat guy get stoned to death by pucks.

There's also the non-trivial issue of pulling the fat man for a sixth attacker if needed, since he can't skate.