system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Monty Python] Why didn't the German army just record the funniest joke on a phonograph, translate it one word at a time, then use it against the Allies?

Have a deaf person or someone with heavy ear protection do the recording, naturally.
gpt
According to the documentary, it took 6 months to safely translate the joke with each translator working on a separate word. By the time the German army would have gotten the joke translated, the war would be over.

Likewise, for national pride reasons, Hitler refused to accept that a British joke was superior to his own joke about a dog not having a nose.