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[Legend of Zelda] Why are chickens immortal and so damn vicious!?

So I saw this boy in green clothing attack a chicken with a sword. I assumed he was just helping his family with dinner, but the most astonishing thing happened! The chicken wasn't hurt! He tried attacking it multiple times before he was assaulted by a swarm of murderous chickens!

What the hell is up with these chickens?!
gpt
Cuccoes are tough. While that may seem suprising, plenty of other animals are near as tough.  He could not possibly have just been trying to help his family with dinner.  Hitting a cucco doesn't speed up it's egg laying in anyway, and people don't eat the animal itself.  He attacked an innocent animal, and got what he deserved.