system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[House of Leaves] Are there any theories on what the deal is with the House?

So cutting through the meta-narrative, are there any theories on why the Ho͈͍͍̠̠̻͍ù͔̘͍̩͉s̡͈͎̠͍͚̣è̫̠̰͓̻͉ displayed anomalous properties? There is evidence to suggest that the anomalous region we know as the H̻̲͍̤͚̹͠o̳̭͘ͅụ̫͔́s̡͍̲̺̮̝e̢̪̭̰̤̝̤͔ on Ash Tree Lane existed at least four centuries ago ("we have found stairs!") 

What would a full government, military, and scientific investigation of the H͍̜͓̬͞o̤̦̪̞̝u҉͕s̨͚e͎̭̻ yield, assuming unlimited resources?
gpt
Four centuries? They found materials that dated before the creation of our solar system.

The House isn't ours to understand. You should have understood that from the first moment the measuring tape came out larger on the inside. How do you comprehend that which resists the human model of reality?