system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
I represent a galactic trade group. What does Earth have to offer for export?

We have no interest in your raw materials, as all of those are more readily available from asteroid and comet mining. Most of your food is poisonous to us. We find your culture strange and our senses are tuned to different wavelengths, so your dramas tend to be incomprehensible, and your music and artwork tend to be either uninteresting or even painful to us. Still, we are friendly, curious, and similar enough to you to be interested in trade. What do you have to offer?
gpt
We are distance runners par excellence, apex predators, efficient as ambush predators, have fantastic eyesight, dramatically reduced tendency to go into shock compared to the rest of our biosphere, huge livers, and have been infighting for millennia. We have ready deposits of subcutaneous fat for lean times and can swim, climb, and run. Our eyesight and built-in motion-tracking is amazing. We're even macrofauna, among the larger known species of our world.

Arm us and give us even the most basic of training in how to use the equipment and we'll make fantastic mercenaries and soldiers. We can export ourselves. We're pretty fantastic, just in ways that our science fiction multimedia rarely mentions.