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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Community] Who *was* the Ass Crack Bandit?
gpt
Don't you mean who *is* the Ass Crack Bandit?

Allegedly it was Alex "Starburns" Osbourne, however he later recanted his confession. Also he's not a Dave fan so, you know, he doesn't fit the profile. Who knows who the ACB really is?