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[Yakuza series] Soooo... About those fancy suits.

So, I was on vacation (Sometimes you need to just...get out of Whiterun, you know?) and I ended up in this beautiful country with things I'd never seen before. Truly remarkable stuff.

Anyway, I was wandering the streets when I suddenly came across two guys talking. They seemed totally calm, but the vibe was just wrong, you know? Anyway, I was about to leave, and then I noticed one of them touch his shoulder and fling his arm outward. And somehow, that gesture was sufficient to completely disrobe the guy from the waist up. It took like half a second, tops! The other guy must have been going to the same tailor, because he made the same gesture and woosh, no suit top either!

So like any responsible citizen, I decided to stick around and watch the fight. And after they were through beating the shit out of each other, the suit tops just... *Reappeared*. 


I don't really know what was going on, but I really want to learn about this new tailoring style, and possibly bring it home with me. It takes me ages to take off the lining on my armor, and my housecarl is constantly complaining about my burdens, so anything I can do to get her to quit her bitching is alright with me. Is there anyone who can teach this technique?

Thanks in advance!
gpt
It's a secret Yakuza thing. There's probably like, five tailors in Japan who know how to do it and they all work in 200 year old shops that look super grubby on the outside but have a back room that's pristine.

You don't get to go in that back room. Live in the town for five years and become best friends with the tailor and he might, possibly, let you back there and make you one suit. Try to replicate it and some kid trying to get in as a low level soldier will rob you to get it back and the tailor will stab you with scissors if you ever go near his shop again.