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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
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[Marvel, Watchmen/DC, House M.D., One Punch Man] Captain America, Rorschach, House, and Saitama all enter the same roadside diner, sit together, and begin chatting. How does each person view the other three during their conversations? How do you think it plays out?

These are just some characters I was thinking of with wildly divergent world views, along with some topical interconnections via the mighty superheroes and the normal humans they each hang around, and thought a conversation between the hardened but hopeful Captain America, the pessimistic realist Rorschach, the cynical but caring House, and the simpleton juggernaut Saitama would be an interesting one.
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Captain America hopes he can provide a good example to Rorschach and influence him to be a better person. He respects House. He thinks Saitama should be using his powers better but does encourage him to be a hero for fun.

Rorschach loves Cap. He doesn't realize that Cap would stand against his beliefs and methods 90% of the time, and is really just seeing that he fights crime in an American flag. He's indifferent to anyone else.

House is amazed at Cap and Saitama, and diagnoses Rorschach's personality disorders(after it turns out to not be lupus)

Saitama is bored, though from listening to Cap and Rorschach he thinks it'd be fun to fight Galacticus and Dr. Manhattan.