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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
Coolest dressed, or oddest dressed, Philosophers.

I'm starting University in a week. Curious on what you guys would advice to dress up as for the 'philosophy' dress up. What would stand out? I imagine most people will dress up in the Toga/Beard. I want to stand out!
gpt
Do one of those half-man, half-woman costumes of Beauvoir and Sartre. Or maybe Nietzsche in a superman costume or make a bed sheet toga and grab a lantern and a rubber chicken and go as Diogenes of Sinope. Or dress like a Hobbit, put a swastika on your arm and go as Heidegger.