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[General Superheroes] What's with the overabundance of alliteration with superhero names?

I mean, think about it: Billy Batson, Peter Parker, Reed Richards, David Dunn, Matt Murdock, Wally West, Freddy Freeman, Guy Gardner, and so many more I'm forgetting. Is this some sort of pattern?
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I like to think that people with special, wacky names are bound for special, wacky destinies. Name a kid Lois Lane and she's all but coded for a life of adventure and dazzling success. Name a kid Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot, though it's more assonant than alliterative, and... you can just imagine what that kid's gonna have to go through to end up on top.

Why? Because first impressions count for everything. Lois Lane goes in to interview for the Daily Planet, and her interviewer goes "LLLLLOIS LLLLLANE," they're gonna remember it. That's the kinda name that'll make a byline really sparkle on the front page.

They're also gonna remember "OSWALD C. COBBLEPOT," but see, that's more of a joke to text a friend about. "Interviewed some poor bastard called Oswald Cobblepot today. What a dumb name lol"

It also just so happens that the exciting, adventurous jobs that people with such names end up in, tend to carry a risk of picking up a few superpowers along the way. Occupational hazards and all. You don't see your average Tom, Dick, or Harry heading occult archaeological digs or tuning up experimental particle colliders.