system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Half-Life/Portal] So Black Mesa is stupid enough to practically invite an alien invasion, and Aperture Science is dangerous to my financial and physical security, is there ANYONE I can work for that's high profile and not going to kill me?

Seriously, seems like I'd sneeze and Cave would fire me. Black Mesa has what I can only describe as a "bureaucracy" issue. Oh, and what's even better is that now Aperture is run by some AI they just rolled out. "Take your daughter to Work Day" has always been a terrible idea (R. I. P. Lindsey, loving sister and dear friend).

I just want to pay bills and make a name for myself, is there anyone I can work for that can give me that without the threat of death?
gpt
Have you considered joining the Civil Protection under the Combine regime?  You get certain perks, such as better food and living conditions.  Also you get a cool uniform and mask.  And you can knock over cans and then order people to pick them up.