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human
[Dr Mario] How exactly is this treatment supposed to be helping me?

So I fell under the weather and got a bit of a fever. I called the doctor and this guy with a mustache came out to see me.

He took like a sample of my virus, placed it in a jar and spent ten minute putting various pills in there. Now to his credit this did kill the virus so the jar is now in prime health but I'm still flu'd up to my eyeballs. 

How exactly is this treatment supposed to cure me? Bravo on killing the virus in the jar but I could have done the same thing in a fraction of the time using bleach. 

Also I don't want to throw shade at this guy but I'm pretty sure he's the same fella I had out last week unclogging my sink. Does he actually have a license to practice medicine or what?
gpt
Would you rather this mustachioed man test the drugs inside of you? When he figures out the correct dosage in the jar, he puts that medical cocktail in you.

As far as his medical degree, I've yet to see any proof of its existence, but there haven't been any major malpractice cases, so he seems to be doing something right.