system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
ELI5: Why do we blackout when drinking too much?
gpt
"Captain! Contamination levels are at 75% and rising. Engineering is reporting that our mobility is reduced to 20%. Life support systems are at critical!"

"Divert all the power from our recording systems to life support."

"But Captain, we will lose all our reports of the voyage!"

"There won't be a report if we are not alive to make it!"