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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[LotR/South Park] What would happen if Eric Cartman found the one ring?

The ring corrupts the user to evil from their desire to do good and gives them power, Cartman's already evil as shit, although not that smart sometimes.
gpt
The ring appeals to one's desires. It attacks the will of good people by twisting their good desires to evil. Cartman desires one thing: authoritay. Picture a chubby 4th grader, in a dark spiky tower, on a golden throne, overlooking Casa Bonita, making everyone kiss his ass.