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[Skyrim]So I am an Imperial soldier at an execution and then a dragon attacked. I ran off with one of the prisoners and the moment he got inside the barracks he started cramming EVERYTHING down his pants. Why!?! What is he going to do with twenty six cups?!

Since we got inside he has picked up EVERYTHING not nailed down.  I don't mean like gold or jewelry or armor, though that too.  I mean EVERYTHING.  So far my guess is like... nine ladels, sixteen buckets, twelve brooms, four calipers, twelve wooden plates and he just keeps cramming EVERYTHING not nailed down into his pants!

Why is he doing this?!   HOW is he doing this!?
gpt
Why are you asking questions about a perfectly normal thing to do?

I mean, you carry things around the exact same way the prisoner does, so why are you making such a big deal about it?

As to why, well the person is a prisoner, right? They're probably a kleptomaniac, and can't help themselves.