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human
I mug old ladies in Gotham, but I feel like my career has stalled. Which supervillain's crew should I join and why?

By day I'm an honest, hardworking longshoreman, like my father and his father before him. But legit work doesn't pay the bills like it used to and I ain't enough of an egghead to get fancy work at one of those places like Wayne Industries.

Now, I started swiping purses on my own, so for me an ideal crew would allow room for advancement with that kind of initiative. Maybe a pension or 401(k) matching too.

Work-life balance can be whatever (as long as I don't lose my life at work!). 

Dress code can be whatever, long as I don't have to wear it off the clock or undergo any freaky permanent changes.

I'm 6'2", 250 lbs, and could pass for Italian, so maybe I should start off as just a mob enforcer and see how that goes?
gpt
Go Penguin. He's not about playing games, he's all about the money. Sure, double-cross the man and he'll break out the buzz-saw umbrella or some nonsense, but do good work and you might get moved into one of his legit operations like the Iceberg Club. Besides, everyone looks good in a tux.