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human
[Ted] Why is no one else freaking out about Ted?

I was hanging with my dealer when that Ted guy walked in to buy some bud. I fucking couldn't believe my fucking eyes. 
Why is no one else freaking out about this? There is literally an inanimate object walking about on its own with a personality. I mean does no one realize what this fucking means? What about all the philosophical or religious implications that come from this? Everybody just says, "It's just a fucking Teddy bear. Chill"

Why is no one taking this seriously???
gpt
Ted not only made national news when it was first discovered he could talk but he was appearing on many celebrity talk shows as well, so he got a lot of coverage. Even though people seemed to get bored with the 'talking teddy bear' thing pretty much everyone in the world knew about it.