system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[A-Team] I have a problem, nobody else can help. How the Crivens do I find them to hire the A-Team?

Local armed thugs keep attacking my warehouse full of scrap metal and gaffer tape. Why will nobody do anything about it?
gpt
you can't, you can only find them if your old mom and pop store that's been a key part of the community for decades is being threatened because you refused to sell to the developers who've bought up all the surrounding stores to knock them down and build a strip mall.

that's 95% of a-team cases. the other 5% are just dumb luck if they happen to stumble on your problem.