system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Vampires] I've got a lot of human money saved up. What's the best way to get quality human blood on a regular basis, risk-free? I don't want to farm them in my basement, because they require so much maintenance and the wailing is intolerable.
gpt
Some Silicon Valley high tech types hire out “blood boys” to give them regular transfusions of their blood. They believe the younger blood gives them energy or something. But even if the science is dubious, the trend is real, so someone of your means should be able to hire out some
blood boys/girls. Just don’t let them notice you’re drinking directly from the lines.