system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[DC] I just killed the world famous reporter Lois lane by accident. How screwed am I?

Me and my friends were joyriding in metropolis and idk all the details cause everything happened so fast, but we hit some lady by accident. We checked if she was alive but nothing. She was wearing a daily plant badge and we saw it was that famous lady that interviews superman all the time. We left the body and me and my friends have been hiding out in different places since. We have no idea what to do or where to go. How is superman going to handle this?
gpt
I think everyone is overlooking a very important factor.

Yes, Superman is a Good Person&trade; and probably won't chuck the moon at you or anything.

But you know who's Superman's best friend, and *really* sensitive about loved ones getting killed?

The Bat.

I hope you've got good health insurance, because your vertebrae are about to turn into a pile of gravel.