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human
[Fallout 4] It's been 200 years, how is there anything left over from the apocalypse?

I thawed out a couple of weeks ago and only just got this "VAULTNET" thing working on my terminal. I've been scavenging the Commonwealth for food and ammo and dodging bullets in the meantime. This shit is EASY! I don't get why everybody's starving and complaining all the time about how hard it is to survive (boo-fuckin-hoo! boy is this generation soft, those shiftless bums ought to pull themselves up by their bootstraps instead of smoking Jet all day and lookin for a handout!) 

I mean, I'm not one to tempt fate but I'm still finding preserved junk food in *refrigerators* and flat Nuka Colas in vending machines (not to mention perfectly good guns and ammunition, or 200 year aged bottles of wine for that matter), but I'm livin off the fat of the land over here! Just the other day I shot up a couple of ~~dirty pinko-commie rat bastids~~ "raiders" fighting over a dog carcass outside Red Rocket. Seriously? It must've died weeks ago and it looked like the molerats had already got at its face. There's food everywhere guys and you're killing each other over roadkill?! Shit I can't walk 5 miles down the road without knocking over a suit of power armor just standing in the middle of the goddamn road, or tripping on an open box of hand grenades (I use them as Christmas ornaments, deck the halls and hit the deck amiright?). I've got like 5 suits of the T61s back at Sanctuary Hills, and they were frickin prototypes back when I was in the Service!

Hell you'd think people would have at least had the initiative to chop up all these dead trees for firewood, or melted down the cars for steel (I seem to recall there being a perfectly functional *steel mill* just down the road). Am I the only one who thinks of these things? As of yesterday I'm the biggest steel and lumber baron in Massachusetts, unlimited growth baby! That's what a little hard work and a proper can-do attitude will do for ya! And then these jokers keep tryin to pay me in bottle caps for christ sake - I mean Jimminy Fuckin Cricket there's bundles of cash just lying around everywhere! **WHAT IS THIS CHINA?!** 

I dunno, this whole nuclear holocaust thing ain't so bad.
gpt
Radiation cooks more than your 'nads kiddo. You're probably the smartest person alive in a thousand miles in any direction.

The good news is it basically makes you a god to these morons. Bad news is the clock is ticking and the prize at zero hour isn't an all expense paid trip to the Baja Peninsula, it's you dribbling blood out of the corner of your mouth and your hair coming out in clumps because 200 year old rad-away and rad-x does squat other than pep you up for a few hours. *BECAUSE YOU ARE EATING TWO HUNDRED YEAR OLD IRRADIATED TV DINNERS.*