system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[SW] Hey everybody! Just got out of The Academy. Can’t shoot for shit, but they made me a Stormtrooper anyway. Just arrived here at the second Death Star. The thing isn’t even complete yet, and I’m a bit nervous because of what happened to the last one. Any advice to calm my nerves or kill time?
gpt
I guarantee you that is the safest place in the universe. Do you REALLY think that the strongest governing body in the universe would allow the terrorists to hurt them again? The new Death Star has external shielding AND is protected by practically the entire fleet. 

When a restaurant closes down due to a bug infestation, the only time you can be 100% it's clean is right when it reopens. The emperor himself is going to be joining you soon. So you better believe that it is fucking impenetrable.