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[Friday the 13th] Frightened, lucky teenager here. I need some advice pronto before this guy gets back up...

So... this asshat with a hockey mask just showed up and brutally murdered all of my friends and even some people that I didn't like too much.

I got lucky and he happened to fall into one of my traps - an oversized woodchipper in a pit underneath a tarp that had some dirt and brush sprinkled over it.  Yes, I turned that shit on and cranked his zombie-ass through it again and again, each time ensuring that the majority of his evil corpse got dumped in these handy 5 gallon buckets someone left lying around.

Anyways, I am concerned that this unrecognizable, reddish glop of clothing, hockey-mask, and meat might somehow reconstitute and kill me too.

So here's my question: **What the hell am I supposed to do now?** Presently the guy's remains are distributed across 18 buckets.  I've been running random buckets through the woodchipper every hour or so due to the possibility of him coming back T-1000 style, but am concerned that this won't work forever.  On top of that, I'm going to run out of gasoline for the woodchipper in another 2-3 hours.

Thanks in advance.
gpt
Bury the buckets at least 20 meters apart, cover them with rocks, go home, buy a plan ticket, leave New Jersey, and possibly move to Canada, which I've heard is killer free for the most part. Just stay out of Wendigo territory.