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[Dethklok]So, there's a Dethklok concert going on less than a thousand miles away from me. So obviously I'll be there. Anyway, I need some tips on surviving the concert and, ideally, not being maimed or dismembered.

Any advice would be appreciated.  These concerts tend to turn into blood orgies, and while that will obviously not deter me from attending, I would love it if I could walk away from the concert with my life (and body?) intact. 

I've got one friend telling me to try and lay low in the rafters.  Another says I should show up with a nail-bat and kill and then eat the tongue of anyone who fucks with me.  What are my best odds?
gpt
Dude, you aren't ready to die for Dethklok? What are you some kind of Dethklok hater?

You don't need to worry about getting hurt at a Dethklok concert man. If you die at it then that means you died listen to the glory that is Dethklok.

DIE FOR DETHKLOK WOOOO!!!