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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[DC] Why would anyone want to be the Joker's henchman?! He's crazy!

Surely you could make a living being a strongman for one of the Gotham City crime families. Why choose the fucking Joker?! Not only are you more likely to end up with a broken spine a la Batman, you're own boss is likely to do something horrible to you cuz he's off his rocker!
gpt
The pay is well above average, and he offers dental. You know how hard it is to find a fucking henchman gig that offers dental? With all these capes that love to **thwack** and *pow*, dental is fucking important. Plus, it seems like every fucking kid in America needs braces these days, and those things are apparently made of spun gold and Nth metal, if the price is any indication.