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[Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade] Does Santa build time into his busy schedule to attend, or is that a representative?

Its so close to Christmas, does he really have time to be at that show?!?!
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I see that nobody has told you the truth of Santa Claus yet: he’s the unparalleled master of relative time travel. 

What, did you really think that he could bring gifts to all the children in the world with only one night to do so? Santa is capable of altering the flow of time for all matter in the universe. It’s how his elves are always able to create the proper amount of toys; he’s been slowing everything else down so that they can work, take breaks, play around, and still manage to fulfill their duties. 

When Christmas Eve comes, Santa slows down the temporal activity of the entire world while everybody is asleep, granting him all the time he needs to deliver everyone’s presents. What a single night is to you, is decades or even centuries of time that’s been created solely for Mr. Claus to keep on schedule. And on Christmas Day, Santa gives everybody at the North Pole a thousand years of free time for R&R after all the hard work they’ve done, in what’s no more than a couple of hours in “real” time. 

With that in mind, of course he has time to be at Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade! He’s even been known to slightly pad the time it takes, so that all the people there will be able to enjoy for that much longer.