system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt]Whenever John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt goes out, why do all the people shout "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt"?
gpt
They don't shout "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt". They shout "*There goes* John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt". And they shout it because John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt is the fuckin' man that deserves to be recognized.