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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
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[DC] I'm a rich new kid and I know Batman's identity as Bruce Wayne and I really wanna be in his "family" of superheroes (Robin, Batgirl etc etc). Will Mr. Wayne let me in?

Will Bruce Wayne just think I'm a crazy superfan or something? I know who he is, he's Batman, and I wanted to be a superhero too, he doesn't have to babysit me since I'm rich myself but damn I wanna be in his "squad". Hell I even came up with a name for myself.

Will I come off as more of a detriment/weak-link or does The Bat have any need for me?
gpt
IIRC that's kind of how Tim Drake (3rd Robin) got himself into the family. He wasn't rich, he was just clever enough to find out the Bat Family's identities and dedicated/skilled enough to prove his worth to Batman as a crime fighter.

As for you, it really depends on how much you bring to the table. Do you have *any* exceptional skills? Batman could probably use a backup Oracle, a mechanic, or a gadgets wiz. You might not be in the "family," per se, but you would still be in a tight circle of people who Batman associates with. If not, you're pretty much out of luck. Your money doesn't matter to Batman - Bats doesn't want to babysit a trust fund baby who just happens to know his identity and wants to play superhero.

Also, it depends on what's going on in Batman's life at the moment. You have to catch him in the right mood, which is hard for someone of his demeanor. If he just lost a sidekick, you can just about forget it unless you're the best damn acrobatic-street-fighting prodigy he's seen since Dick Grayson. Even on a good day, you're looking at pretty slim odds. For fun, we can imagine that your Earth's Batman is a bit more jovial and relaxed than the current iterations - like, say, '60s or '70s Batman. Then you'd probably have a much better chance of wooing the Caped Crusader and finding a place for yourself in the Bat Family.