system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[MCU] Through a scheme that may or may not have involved time travel, I've gotten my hands on the lost secret of the Super Soldier Serum. Who would pay the most for this information, and how can I go about selling it without scary men in black suits showing up the next day?
gpt
Those men are going to come. Face facts, anyone in a position to buy this is also in a position to fuck you over with zero consequences.

Maybe give yourself the treatment first. Tell no one and prepare to disappear. You might survive.