system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Downsizing] I got high on something and somehow broke into a wealthy Downsized Community and proceeded to eat about 1/3 of the residents thinking they were jerky snacks before I regained my senses. What am I likely to be charged with and is there any plea I can make to avoid punishment here?
gpt
Bro, you are done. No ifs ands or buts about it. A downsized community has at least 2,000 people in it and you ate about 600 of them. That’s manslaughter not to mention all the cannibalism charges.

On the plus side, your gonna become a case study. So look forward to that.