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[The Pink Panther Movies] What does Inspector Clouseau's Character sheet look like from a D&D perspective?
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Most of his stats are mediocre.  His intelligence and wisdom are remarkably low.  The effects of his charisma are variable depending upon the person perceiving him.  His saving throws and armor are so high that they don't seem to have any relation to his other stats or his gear.  He is also able to roll to redirect incoming attacks toward any nearby chief inspectors.  Instead of rolling a d20 for non-combat interactions with others (disguises, stealth, diplomacy, etc.), he flips a coin, yielding the equivalent of either a natural 1 or a natural 20.

I apologize if these descriptions don't exactly line up with D&D.