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human
ELI5: How are newer cars stolen?

How are modern cars stolen? With all the anti-theft technology, I am curious how they are defeated? I have seen gone in 60 seconds, but all the car thieves I see arrested have neck tattoos and their area code tattooed on their knuckles.
gpt
Thugs do thug shit, the same as always.  They:

* Steal keys from your house

* Steal keys when you're not looking

* Take cars with keys in them

* Car jack you

* Ride off with your car when you thought you could trust them

* Get the title transferred in their name using forged documents

* Get someone in a dealership to make keys for them

* Tow it away.