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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Christmas] Why does Santa give rich kids more presents than poor kids?
gpt
He doesn't. Santa mostly functions as a delivery service for presents picked out by the parents (with his help), for which they are billed (though at a very flexible rate, because Santa's a charitable guy and knows which strings to pull to get those gifts very affordably.)

If Santa actually gives you a present on his own initiative, it'll be something really spectacular, and it's because you've really and truly earned it.