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CMV: If I had to choose between being turned into a zombie, a vampire or a werewolf, I'd go for zombie.

Now, I'm sure you're thinking, "Garn, you're an idiot."

Vampires are way cooler.  They are mysterious, live forever (if they take a few precautions), still get to fool around and speak in cool Transylvanian accents.

Werewolves have the heightened strength and senses, plus you're almost a dog, and dogs rule.

Zombies, on the other hand, are rotting mindless, flesh-eating husks.  Where's the appeal?

But here's the thing - I'm making the choice.  If I know I'm going to be a vampire, that means I'm signing up for perhaps centuries of soulless, even bloodsucking and murder.  Who knows what my body count would be.  Would you really want to be that?

Werewolves spend their lives dreading the full moon.  You have to keep planning on what you're going to do to make sure to don't slaughter your loved ones.  It's gotta suck from a relationship point of view.

Now, zombies don't know what they are doing - you can't really call them evil.  They are pretty easy to avoid and to kill.  

So, yup, it's Zombies all the way for me.  Unless you change my view.

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EDIT:  Thanks for all of your comments.  A lot of you tried the "Vampires are cool" or "Vampires have free will" approach, but in the Vampires I'm thinking of, the desire to do good comes only after they've killed many people.  (Of course the tricky thing is that there are so many flavors of vampires out there - I should have been clearer about which ones I was thinking of)

I was suspicious of werewolves, since it seems like they always slip up and rampage occasionally, but a number of you provided examples of ones that were able to control themselves.

I have to run for a while, but I'll try to respond some more when I get back.
gpt
So assuming we're going by traditional monster rules, zombie seems like the most shortsighted choice. Because you're just straight up dead. But your family doesn't know that. Their first guess would be drugs or even rabies, but either way they'd try to approach you peacefully before they jumped to shooting you in the face. You're very likely to kill the first person you encounter regardless.

On the other hand, werewolf gives you a month to put your affairs in order. Even if you make the exact same decision to die, you can do so peacefully after clearing up your regrets before you reach for a silver bullet.

As a vampire, again, you're only immortal if you want to be, since you can always go out in the sun. But killing people is by no means a requirement. You can draw blood without turning people, or simply subsist without it, or if you really need an entire person worth of blood, well, head to the blood bank and cut a deal with them. Since vampires exist, you won't be the only person who wants such a deal.