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human
[Starship Troopers] The invasion of Klendathu

WTF was I thinking joining the federal service?! I was supposed to be at some school in the Arctic for a year and now I'm on this God forsaken rock trying to kill bugs! How long am I supposed to be here for? What am I even looking for?

tl;dr: Supposed to be in school, instead on another planet knocking over ant-hills.
gpt
What? Do you want to live forever?!?

You wanted a chance at franchise, son. This is the only job you are capable of doing that we can't give to an actual invalid. You've been trained to be an expert killer. You even volunteered for this mission, twice!

Now get out there and squash those bugs! For Buenos Ares!


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