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[BATMAN and DC] I accidentally found the Batcave, HELP?

So how do I say this...
I am nobody, my name is David(26) and I work for an insurance company in Gotham.
I really enjoy exploring and diving. As a kid I grew up in Australia and my father was and still is that guy who helps tourists on diving sessions.

Well two months ago I was walking around the outskirts of Gotham, because for years now people have been telling stories of weird things happening there.
I kind of like these creepy places to be honest.
So I was walking around the forest for a few hours but found nothing, Then, when I was walking back I saw a small amount of bubbles in the water, I checked and found these small iron bars shielding some type of a tunel, Just wide enough to get a person through.
Why would there be a tunel out here, It didn't make sense, but what do I know of city design.
I went home disappointed for finding nothing yet the tunnel didn't leave my mind. I called my friend who works as an architect, she said it doesn't make sense to her either.

Then I kind of started going there once a week for a month and found three more tunnels, but smaller. 
A week ago I decided to a little bit of illegal activity and dive down to see what is happening,
But it took me 5 days to assembel and find all of my stuff(used to live on the other side of Gotham).
Two days ago was the day(architect friend decided to help), so we drove there and carried the equipment through the forest and in 20 minutes I was ready to dive.
I have been underwater for 23 minutes alerady when I found a bigger tunnel almost at the bottom, it had iron bars but I could fit through. Despite what I was thought about diving alone I went in, I had to know.
I came out in a big cave full of screens, out of fear I stayed in the water and just looked around,
There was a batman looking suit in a glass chamber close to the water.
I quickly went back and told my friend, she didn't belive me at first, we are both very afraid as there were probalby sensors and camers there.
What can we do, pleases help.
gpt
Ha, expect a visit from the bat while you sleep tonight, buddy. Even worse, he’ll probably send a robin just to embarrass you.  He knows you were there, but lucky for you, he probably knows you meant no harm...so you’ll probably get a stern warning from someone in a cape and a domino mask, but you won’t get your head broken. And then you’ll decide to expose the tunnel you found for a quick buck in a few weeks, and you’ll show up with the news crew and the gcpd only to find that there isn’t a tunnel. There never was a tunnel. You’ll pay out of your own pocket to hire a crew to dig into the earth where the tunnel was and you won’t find a tunnel. Then you’ll go insane and you’ll get sent to Arkham and the bat will visit you in the night himself, and he won’t speak to you but he’ll look into your eyes and you’ll know that this was his plan all along.