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human
[Spider-Man] So...is there a racist Spider-Man out there in the multiverse somewhere?

Weird question I know, but please hear me out.

I saw a post of a discussion between two Spider-Men from different multiverses, from a multiverse event presumably.

One Spidey questions that their are two Japanese Spidey's, to which the other replies "Why not?" The first Spidey says "Oh no. I hope I'm not *racist* Spider-Man."

That got me thinking. There's pig Spider-Man, 1940's Noir Spider-Man (who, as far as I know, isn't racist), little asian girl Spider-Man, etc.

In the vast multiverse of Spider-Men, *is* there a racist Spider-Man? Like from an alternate history where the Nazis won or something?

I'm talking mostly Peter Parkers and/or variants of Peter, but I accept any (dis)honorable mentions.

Edit: Who the fuck gave this a wholesome award?
gpt
Well, look at it this way. There are an infinite number of even numbers, each one unique. But none of those even numbers will ever end in an odd number.

Spider-Gwen is *definitely* not Spider-*Man*. Neither is Peter Porker, whose Spider-*Ham* conjures an uncomfortable awareness of how a character identifies as meat.

An infinite number of people get bitten by a radioactive spider and develop powers. Not all of them are Spider-Man. Depending on how you define Spider-Man, you can exclude der Spinne (Nazi universe) and Crawly-Boy (Confederate universe).