system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Michael Jackson Songs] So did they ever catch the smooth criminal?

I feel for Annie, but I'm worried for the neighborhood as well.
gpt
At the risk of verging into a tautology, no, they don't. He's a smooth criminal in that he doesn't get caught, this making him a smooth criminal. It's right there in the title. 

She was struck down. It was her doom. It is her doom. It will always be her doom. He is a smooth criminal. He was a smooth criminal. He is and was and for ever shall be a smooth criminal.