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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Marvel]Thor was fighting some monster in the city and smashed up my car. My insurance company won't pay because they said it was an act of god. That is bullshit. What are my options. Can I sure Thor?
gpt
So your best bet is to try and sue the Avengers. This should probably end with Tony Stark settling out of court and getting you a new car, and a cool photo op. Alternatively, Thor might just show up with a bag of Asgardian Gold and apologize if he gets wind that he actually caused harm. He tends not to think about those things during a fight. 

But yeah. Go to the gym and lawyer up. (You want to look good if you end up getting your photo taken with an Avenger.) Keep your Facebook though.