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[30Rock] how is doctor spaceman well respected?
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Why? Two words - warm hands. And he can forge a prescription faster than you can say "oxycontin". 

Esteemed "doctor" Leo Spaceman has forgotten more about medicine than any lesser medical practitioner could hope to learn in a lifetime. Literally, he has forgotten. Fortunately though, he fully understands that "science is whatever we want it to be". 

He comes from a long line of prestigious doctors, in fact his father - Dr Harold (Heinrich) Spaceman was the personal surgeon of the Fuhrer himself - it is often said that his prescription amphetamines kept Hitler motivated and allowed him to put in the long hours needed to keep the German war effort going long after it became clear that defeat was inevitable. Harold Spaceman was also one of the first to see the incredible medical benefits of cigarettes, such as how nicotine and tar were necessary for developing a baby's skeletal system.

With a father like that, it's no wonder Leo Spaceman got a head start in medicine. A graduate of the esteemed Ho Chi Minh School of Medicine, Leo furthered his father's work and, recognising the incredible weight loss potential of cigarettes, made a name for himself with his best selling book *The Cigarette Diet*

He pioneered a medical technique that guarantees male orgasm, bringing long sought after sexual satisfaction to 49% of the population, very magnanimous considering he has problems using the techniques himself following that unfortunate scuba accident. 

Dr Spaceman is willing to admit his own failings though. He's "not afraid to make mistakes, especially on someone else". Unlike other quacks, who profess to know where the human heart is *even though it is different for every person* Dr Spaceman will admit that he doesn't know, not willing to endanger a patient's life by administering an adrenaline shot to some other part of the body that might be in the chest cavity, like a liver, spleen or brain.

He continually strives for perfection. Even with his busy schedule of medicine, surgery and recording love-making albums, Dr Spaceman continues his research into a cure for a woman's mouth, hoping to make the world a better place. 

He is the personal doctor to such luminaries as Kenny Rogers, ALF and Ted Kaczynski, who he personally instructed in how to write a proper manifesto.

And finally, you don't get to be Surgeon General of the United States without being a respected medical practitioner, and how could you not respect the Surgeon General of the United States?