system
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human
[Star Trek] It's been said that Q aren't really "gods", just really advanced aliens who have technology that makes them damn near omnipotent/scient. The Borg stumble across a fatally injured and weakened Q and manage to assimilate it. Could they succeed at this? What would the Borg become?
gpt
Honestly, this feels like a scenario that could be best metaphoricalized by asking "A slightly brain-damaged pygmy lemur happens upon a smart-phone with no charger. How long until it becomes the CEO of Facebook?" 

Q and the Borg are so unutterably distant in terms of development that an assimilation attempt, even on a fantastically weak and injured Q, would seem a lot like a moth attempting to have sex with a blue whale.