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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Pokemon] Where does Prof. Oak get his Bulbasaur, Squirtle, and Charmander?

Where are they endemic to?

If I were to wander out in the world in search of a wild Charzard, where would I find it? Likewise with Blastoise and Venusaur.
gpt
Bulbasaur, Charmander, and Squirtle, as well as the other 'starter' pokemon are, exempting a few well hidden nature preserves, extinct in the wild. 

Those that are given to the various professors are the results of extensive breeding programs without which, these beautiful creatures would go the way of the Aerodactyl.

But for less than the cost of this commercial, you can sponsor a Starter Pokémon in the wild. Your generous donation will go to the defense of these natural wonders, keeping them out of the hands of poachers. 

In exchange for just 100 pokedollars a day, you will receive a free wristband made of natural, biodegradable fibers and emblazoned with the World Pokémon Fund's logo, as well as a ~~flimsy~~ tote bag and a ~~cheap~~ calendar with pictures of ~~sad looking~~ Growlithes and Vulpixes.

But most importantly, when you donate, ~~we'll be able to make more of these sad commercials~~ you'll be making a difference in a Pokémon's life.