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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
How much holy water do I need to drink before I become toxic to vampires?
gpt
There is no way to make yourself toxic to vampires by drinking holy water.

Holy water is pure H2O blessed by the grace of a higher deity. It's nothing but hydrogen, oxygen, and benevolent deific power. If you add anything else, the vessel becomes an impure container for the energy and it is returned to being normal water.

This includes saliva, stomach acid and any of the other numerous substances inside your human body. It stops being holy water the second it is drunk, and though its holy spark is imbued into the drinker's body, the feeble flicker of a blessing is nothing compared to the bright spirit of a living being, so it has no real effect, other than to be unusually refreshing and bouy the drinker's spirits.

No, a better option for becoming toxic to vampires to fill yourself with holy energy straight from the tap. Purify your spirit, become close to your deity, and let its power fill you up. Have no fear and be sure that you are under its protection, and carry a holy symbol of its power.

Holy water just burns. Holy power *kills*.