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human
[DC] I'm the new advertisement guy at a large fruit company selling bananas, if I defeat The Flash in battle will Gorilla Grodd be willing to film a commercial for me?

So I don't want to say the company but it has the same name as a former senator who ran for president. Anyways too many people are eating apples after someone did a "Hungry for Apples?" campaign and I was thinking that we could totally take that market back if Gorilla Grodd was willing to eat a banana on camera for us and say he's "ape for bananas." I've already promised my boss that this is going to happen but I need a way to contact Gorilla Grodd and earn his respect, to this end I've decided to defeat the Flash in battle. Let's just say I'm totally capable of this (lots of free banana peels, he's doa) would this be enough to get Grodd interested in working with me?
gpt
OMFG. "ape for bananas"? That's incredibly offensive. Grodd will not do that - Grodd is highly evolved! He'd be APPALLED! He would scorn you, and embrace other banana makers, for when he needs that special pick-me-up.