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[Cyberpunk] Ok, so we've seen CyberPUNK, but what does CyberFUNK look like?
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Daz didn't usually go this far down 24th, but Mikeal just couldn't shut up about the new club. Neither could anyone else who'd been. Word around town was *Fun Key* was a bit more than drinks and dance floors. Club's a club, though, right?

Not much to look at on the outside, basic brick in uninspired 00's cubic chunks. Painted all black as if to say "we really don't care about this architecture". Daz wasn't even sure it was the right place until he stepped inside.

Everything the club was from the outside, it certainly wasn't on the inside. It took a couple seconds for his eyes to make sense of the dazzling lights. Before he could quite come to question why the floors all seemed to be missing, a staff member tapped his shoulders.

"Put these on" she said, holding out a pair of headwrap V-goggles. Daz was no lo tech fool, so he hooked them on, booted, and turned on pass through. The club started to make a bit more sense.

The floors he'd started to ponder before took on a groovy glow around the edges, but we're otherwise totally transparent. They formed a sort of stepped pyramid going up to a small VIP floor at the top. But each level was its own whole dance floor. The same pattern was inverted below, with concentric steps dropping towards another small VIP floor at the bottom. From his position on the central floor, the effect was mesmerizing. Cats were busting moves above and below, all over, kinda like a dance party in space.

The staff member stepped in to view. "It's pretty simple, more energy at the top, more chill down below. Your audio will sync to the floor you're on, and the Vir timewarps the dancers on other floors to keep them moving to the same beat you hear. Don't forget to dress yourself!"

Daz pulled up his favorite neo-retro vir-suit, a bright yellow deal with fractal curve flares. Foxes loved fractals. Deciding to see what was up, he found a stairway and claimed a few levels. Once his headset adjusted, he saw quite the kicking party. Everyone had a color changing motion trail following them. When someone clapped, it sent fireworks off around their fingers. It was pumping, energetic, and everyone was getting down.

A while later, Daz sunk to one of the lower floors to relax. The Vir down here swayed like everything was underwater, and the sound was high-passed to sell the illusion. People groovin to the tunes made bubbles and waves that slowly worked their way across the floor. He chuckled to himself when he realized he could literally float on someone's vibe. He was feeling the deep bass riffs like a massage for his soul, and everything was copesetic.

Daz understood why everyone was raving about this place. He already knew he was coming back, so he did future Daz a solid and left the other floors for another night. At least, he tried to. Curiosity got the better of him a couple times while he found his way out. Little peaks showed a floor with golden v-mirrors that maped someone else's dancing to a model of your body, and vice versa. Another seemed to be strobing time, the world would pulse between frozen and moving in time with the beat, like a typical strobe room but without the headache inducing flashing lights. And one last one near the exit that he really had to pull himself away from. He didn't quite understand it, but somehow everyone there was playing an instrument, and the couple seconds he heard sounded fresh as mom's garden.

Yeah, future Daz was in for a treat.