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[Harry Potter] Why is Harry Potter so famous?

So Harry accidentally rebounds Voldemort's killing curse, destroying said evil lord of darkness, but then he's whisked away by Dumbledore and company to live out a life of isolation with Muggles.  So how does everybody know about what happened?  Did Hagrid get too drunk one evening and spill the beans?
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Harry is the Lindberg Baby. He is what would happen if Amanda Smart Shat in Hitler's Eye but then disappeared again. 

Imagine you are a wizard, living in fear. Then suddenly, the news comes out. You remember where you were, everyone does. This is the best news that you have ever heard. Your life is not forfeit, you can survive, and its all because a baby killed Voldemort. A Fucking Baby. 

Butterbeer for *days*. 

And then what? You don't get to meet the baby, you don't get to know who he is. All that is reported is that the kid has a scar on his forehead in the shape of a lightning bolt. THen he disappears. 

So its 8 years on, you've got your life back, you are walking into a muggle store because you want, for once in your goddamn life, to have a jellybean that actually fucking tastes like some kind of jelly, not like earwax. You are walking out, not finding jelly beans you decide to buy lemon drops instead. You know, ones that don't swell to actual lemons when you put them in your mouth. You walk out and you see a kid with broken glasses and black hair. You almost walk past but his hair slips and you see a scar. A lightning bolt scar. So you stand there for a while, trying to figure out what to do. You briefly entertain whisking him away, but instead you walk up to him and hand him a lemon drop. 

10 years later, that kid you gave the lemon drop to has just killed Voldemort for the last time.