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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
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[Batman] I Want to get Piss Drunk With The Joker

I asked this question about Darth Vader, and now I'm asking again. So I want to get drunk with The Joker. How do I get him to drink with me, and more importantly, how do I survive?
gpt
Well, Joker’s nigh-immune to toxins, so alcohol wouldn’t phase him.  Not sure if that would make it too boring for him to agree or an incentive to join.  However, he finds pain and suffering at the expense of someone other than himself hilarious, so be prepared to get embarrassingly, humiliatingly, violently drunk and hungover.  Pray you’re a funny drunk, but not in the way of cracking jokes and being the center of attention; he hates having someone else try to steal his thunder.

As for how you’d stay alive, there’s really no hard rules for situations in which the Joker might spare you, so good luck.

But on the off chance you happen to be Batman (the real one—he’ll know if you’re not), you’ve got this in the bag.  It’d be such a chaotic and unorthodox thing for Bats to do that Joker could never resist enabling it.