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human
[Star Wars]So I'm a newly fallen Dark Jedi, where can I get some troops, starships, and a few super-weapons to take over the galaxy?

So I'm a newly fallen Dark Jedi.  I don't feel like joining up with Snoke, Kylo Ren, and the First Order (my neck gets sore looking up at tall holograms, and Kylo Ren's a bit too whiny).  How do I go about procuring legions of faceless stormtroopers, powerful starships, swarming starfighters, and a few super-weapons?

Is this all just leftover Empire stuff?  A lot of these designs are new, are there still evil researchers out there improving the equipment for armies of doom?  

Who's paying for all of this?  Do I need to enslave a few planets to form a tax base first?  Mind trick a couple of weak-willed venture capitalists?

How do I learn more powers of the Dark Side?  I don't really want to do the Master/Apprentice thing, I'm worried about being killed failure/promotion.  Do I need to dig around ruins for ancient Holocrons, or would it be better to just surf through a bunch of Holonet videos and try to find something useful?  Do most local libraries have guides on using the force (or the Death Star plans tucked away in historical archives)?
gpt
You think you can just up and decide you're a dark Jedi and that troops, ships and doomsday devices will just fall into your lap?

Fuck off grasshopper, Papa Palpatine worked his entire life to build the Empire.

Either you take it, or your don't.

There are no handouts.