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[Fallout] What would happen if I fed a Deathclaw nothing but addictive chems and ghoul meat?

So let's say that some day a certain wastelander got really drunk and managed to capture a deathclaw. Then in this wastelander's divine wisdom he decided the best thing to feed the deathclaw is a healthy mix of Jet, Psycho, Mentats, Buffout, and pretty much every dangerous addictive chem that I can find plus some ghoul meat just to make sure the thing doesn't starve.

So what's gonna happen with this Deathclaw? Should I be worried?
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Munch on some Mentats and rig up some kind of remote-control drug injection thing on it's back, with several hours worth of Calmex. Give it plenty of Mentats in an alcohol/Calmex solution and sit down to have a really weird conversation from a safe distance. Once you've established a rapport with the Deathclaw to the point where he is neutral to you in a non-drugged state, THEN slowly take him off the Calmex. Keep the Mentat dosage up, and make sure he understands what they are. Try to teach him to drink out of a bottle so you can keep him nice and drunk. Once you've solidly befriended the Deathclaw, start putting on armor (Deathclaw Hide is thick enough that you can just nail it on) and consider improving his natural weapons. Talk to him about changing drug dosages and permanent, lasting effects. You should have your very own Deathclaw pal.

WARNING: Do not give the Deathclaw Psycho.