system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Resident Evil] I'm an accountant at Umbrella and a lab manager has requested - for "essential" lab security - a crate of priceless Renaissance paintings, 5 jewel encrusted medallions (assorted colors) and 4 hand-carved marble statues, each indicating a cardinal direction. Why do I sign off on this?

Also, do I buy the hexagonal hand cranks and pentagonal emblems in bulk?
gpt
Hi, HR here. What you are requesting is highly classified information regarding your shipments. There are experiments upon experiments we conduct to further science as much as we can. Dr. Birkin and Co. know exactly what they are doing, whereas your curiosity seems to have gotten the better of you. If you wish to know more, you can sign up for our discreet 'Voluntary' testing program, which will supply you with any and all knowledge upon completion of your requested task. Perhaps if you advanced further in the company you would be privy to this knowledge, but for now, we request a formal appointment with your local department head. 

Sincerely, 
Umbrella Human Resources and management.