system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[WH40k] The commander of our battle barge has ordered me to requisition 10,000 gallons of mop and glow to clean the floors. Do we really need so much?
gpt
Your battle barge is somewhere between 4 and 7 kilometers (2.4 to 4.3 miles) long, perhaps half a kilometer wide, and has at least a hundred decks. 

10,000 gallons of Mop and Glow should be sufficient to keep the floors of the bridge and other essential areas (officers mess, officers lounge, Ministorum cathedral, primary engine room, primary gun deck and the corridors between all of these areas) up to the extremely high standards of the Imperial Navy for an acceptable amount of time between requisition periods. 

No quantity of Mop and Glow shall be requisitioned for the cleaning of non-essential floor areas of the ship, nor shall any be issued from the stores of Mop and Glow currently requisitioned for the cleaning of essential floor areas. Crewmen ordered to clean non-essential floor areas shall be advised to consult the official Departmento Munitorum Sanitation Manual for instructions on proper floor cleaning procedure and acceptable Mop and Glow alternatives. 

All floor areas of the Battle Barge, essential or non, *will* be kept to the strictest standards of cleanliness as determined by the Imperial Navy. Crewmen who find themselves experiencing difficulty upholding these standards within their prescribed cleaning area will be disciplined appropriately. 

**++ THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Your life is a loan from the Emperor. Your service merely pays the interest.++**