system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
ELI5: Why do dogs want to play fetch, but never let go of the ball?

I've wondered this since I've had my golden retriever, who's almost 10.
gpt
They want to play 'chase the ball' *and* play 'fight for the ball'. It's like sex with your gf. She might assume that you just want to play 'fondle the tits', but you really want to play 'fondle the tits' *and* 'hide the salami'.

edit: please tell me this isn't actually being asked by a five year old.