system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[General Vampires] My wife has a large “WELCOME” sign by our front door. Has she given vampires permission to enter our house?

Is this why I feel so tired every morning?
gpt
No and no.

You need to give express permission to enter, or at a minimum expect somebody to enter of his/her own free will (such as if you're throwing a party where anyone is invited). A welcome mat is neither of those.

As for why you feel so tired every morning, it's because your wife is a succubus and is draining a little bit of your soul every night.