system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[General Magic] I have a sword that can teleport to my location, and allows me to teleport myself to *its* location. What happens if I activate both of thees abilities as the *exact* same time?
gpt
"-and that's how the universe was created."

"What, from an ancient warrior with a magical sword?"

"Yup. That's the First Story, of FingerBangYourFears, the hero before time. He had a magical sword he could appear next to, or make the sword appear next to him. He tried both at once, and tore apart reality. It's called the Big Finger Bang."