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[General SciFi/Horror] I'm a cop on desk assignment to the archives room; can y'all help me out?

So I've only been on the force a few months, done my fair share of meter maid-ing and whatnot, but after I sprained my ankle I've been put on a desk assignment in the basement of the city archives.

It's mostly the same boring shit--case files and whatnot--but there's a back corner to the basement with a set of boxes totally covered in dust. I was bored, so of course I checked 'em out. 

And Reddit, I haven't slept well for weeks. Here's a short list of CCTV or home security or body cam or news footage that was unceremoniously stuffed into the back corner to be forgotten:

- A husband and wife's home video recording of them dealing with some weirdness in their house. It ends with the local PD having to enter the home and kill the wife, since she has become insane. But like...more than insane? I think? Like she gets dragged away by an invisible force at one point. It's completely crazy.

- Home video recordings of a group of friends who...I don't know how else to say it: get superpowers. Maybe the editing is really good, but this file contains confiscated news footage of major property destruction, too.

- A grainy, shaky home video of a group of friends who seem to be lost in the woods? But they're being pursued by...something? It ends very, very abruptly

Look, I can't tell if I'm going crazy or not. This is all like, world changing shit right? Basically proof of ghosts, proof of goddang superpowers? I need to leak this to the press, don't I? Is it all fake? Someone talk me down from the ledge here. Is there a rational explanation?
gpt
First, take a deep breath.  You know there must be perfectly reasonable explanations for all that garbage, right?  It's got to be some kind of prank by the archive staff -- if there really was news footage of massive, unexplained property damage, surely you'd have seen that reporting yourself before this.

Second, note down the case numbers or tag numbers associated with the footage and take it to the local division that nobody takes seriously.  Here in Chicago, it's Special Investigations at the 13th precinct.  They're a little loony, but they're good cops and they could use something to keep them occupied for a while.  If it's a prank, they'll figure it out; if they're real cases, S.I. will figure out how and why all the effects were done.

Third, *definitely do not* go to the press, unless you want to get busted down a peg by your Captain and reassigned to S.I. yourself.  Get them the information and put it out of your mind.  You'll sleep easier.