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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Rings] Well over a decade after the first reports of the Samara Phenomenon, and with likely hundreds of accumulated cases of the syndrome, is "Ringology" already a respected science?

Or is Dr. ~~Leonard Hofstadter~~ **Gabriel Brown** considered just the embarrassing crackpot of his Department?
gpt
Now that we've had enough time to study the phenomenon fully, we're starting to harness the power of rings to benefit humanity.

COMING IN 2018: New TV transit! Mail the VHS tape to your destination, then crawl through the TV and you're there!

(of course, you have to spend 6 weeks undergoing traumatic electroshock therapy and another 2 weeks at the bottom of a well before you can travel this way, but it's still better than dealing with TSA and the major airlines these days.)