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[Marvel]If Iron Fist jumped out of a passenger plane without a parachute, does he possess any abilities which would let him survive or is he going to become an Iron Pancake?
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He's the immortal Iron Fist.  He would first get mad and cry a little.  Then he'd smack himself around a bit (to get in the mood), calm down, summon his chi (there would have been a previous bit where he told himself to do this), and IRON FIST THE MUTHAFUCKIN GROUND right at impact.  

A Krakatoa crater would result, layers of sod and earth and rock peeled away like a Bloomin' Onion from Outback Steakhouse, and as the camera dramatically panned away, in circles all around him (as he gazes dramatically backwards over his left shoulder), we'd see that beneath the ground peeled away by his Iron Fist were large structures emblazoned with strange glyphs, which he would recognize as being related to K'un-Lun.

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