system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Warrhammer 40K] What is a call to tech support really like for people living in the upper class of a hive world

Yes Hi, my astropath is having trouble placing my call to Macragge, we have tried appeasing the machine spirit with WD-40 incense and prayers from the book of Haynes chapters 302-404. I'm thinking of calling IT, what can I expect from the interaction?
gpt
Well, for starters, you'll be put on hold for four decades.

Also, the Astropath is not a machine. It's a very odd guy. In case of significant anomalies, apply bullet to brain *before* calling tech support.