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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Doom] I am a Marine About to Embark on a Tour of Duty on the Moons of Mars. I Hear That There's Some Weird Stuff Going On Up There. What Gear Should I Bring With Me?

Mars has a bad rep -- I'm a bit nervous about going there because I've heard of all kinds of weird stuff, like human experimentation and even cult activity. I want to be prepared for anything.

Thanks to elite training and an abundance of pockets and straps on my Armor, I can carry up to 9 weapons at a time, plus a brace of grenades. What should I pack with me?
gpt
You got it wrong man. Mars is like, safe man. UAC has things under controlled. Just your sidearm will do man. You're security detail, not fucking anti-hell army personnel. Just chill man and enjoy the sands. Nothing bad is gonna... *static*