system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Payday: The Heist] (URGENT) OH MY GOD WHY ARE THERE SO MANY COPS

I was expecting some sort of hostage negotiation situation, but they just keep sending beat cops and SWAT teams in here to get slaughtered! We have civilians in here but they're just charging in, Gung ho, guns blazing! Hordes of them too! We're using police corpse piles for cover! My crew is almost out of ammo, what are we supposed to do? Why aren't they being more careful!?
gpt
They are literally summoned from the elemental plane of cops, a dimension full of over the top law enforcement officials hell bent on getting in on colossal goatfucks - it's why they all look and sound the same.

Makes complete sense given that the Payday gang can heal fatal wounds by shouting at eachother - DC Police stopped sending their own after the forth massacre.