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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Discworld] I'm a student at Unseen University and I think... I'm in love? Please help

I didn't mean to, but I snuck out with some lads the other day and went down to the Long Bones. And that's where I saw her. Deirdre, the Fishmonger's daughter. A nice upturned nose, locks like copper wire and forearms like... 

Excuse me, I need to take a quick cold shower.

Now oddly enough, she seems to have shown some interest in me as well. Is there any way I can continue pursuing both her and my studies? Or am I doomed to be caught betwixt the rock and the proverbial hard place?
gpt
Ipslore the Red was banished for marrying. Or to rephrase, he wasn't banished until the married. 

There's no rule against speaking to her. There's no rule against speaking to her in a friendly manner. 

If her feelings are the same as yours, then for the continued integrity of the temporo-spaciel continuum you musn't have children, but thanks to the intervention of Wallace Sonkey, and indeed the manufacturers of leather goods and novelty items, that leaves you with a fairly wide variety of options.