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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Religion/Mythology] Which belief system has the most awesome sounding paradise?

And as a corollary, which has the least painful hell/anti-paradise to be sent to? Just in case I qualify for being a bad person according to that belief.
gpt
Valhalla. You eat meals and drink meads fit for the kings and jarls. Everyday you train with the greatest warriors on Earth and if you die during training, Odin would resurrect you and you'll rest within the halls served by Valkyries.