system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
how to learn statistics if you're really, really dumb?

The question says it all. :(  I have one brain cell, and I really want to finish my masters thesis using logistic regression, but I am absolutely lost and even youtube videos aren't helping me.
gpt
If you just want to finish this thesis rather than "learn statistics", and if your school has a statistics department, you could ask them for help with it.  University stats departments often have programs for stats students to help other graduate students with their thesis stats.