system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Sponsored Content] How does my body gain energy from eating a fast food burger with special sauce?

Also please explain why HFCS is especially good for the mind body and soul.
gpt
The special sauce acts as a blood buffer and carries the calories 1 by 1, down a calorific gradient into the gallbladder via the krebs cycle. 
The calories then vibrate with each other really fast to create thermal potential energy which in turn causes the body to heat up.