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[Star Trek/Marvel] Wolverine gets transported into a Borg cube. What happens?
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So, first he probably stands around and looks confused. Then a drone bumps into him on its way to perform some function, and he pushed back.  It ignores him, so he punches it while saying something that ends with 'Bub.'

Wolverine is now classified to the Cube as a Threat. Several of the nearby drones scan him and determine a unique endoskeletal structure, and that Wolverine is already part machine, albiet very primitive. The Queen, millions of light-years away but connected by the collective link via their Transwarp communications net, takes notice, and directs Wolverine to be assimilated.

A drone comes up behind him and attempts to subdue him. He slices off its arm and then its face. More drones approach, and are dispatched with similar ease, until, approximately 20 seconds later, his claws bounce off a kinetic energy shield. Wolverine doesn't catch on right away and spends another few seconds furiously clawing at the drone. 

Eventually, he realizes that this is not going to work. A drone reaches out and attempts to inject him with nanoprobes, but Wolverine dodges or blocks this easily. More drones approach, threatening to drown him in bodies, so he cuts away the gantry they're all walking on and swings down to a lower level while the drones simply fall. 

This phase of the battle continues until the drones have had their implants modified to give them a certain level of gymnastic grace, or Wolverine hits the lowest deck of the Cube and the tactic is no longer viable. 

Wolverine starts to flee in earnest. The collective, being a hive mind, easily sets up ambushes. Wolverine avoids them by narrower margins each time until he stumbles into the trap they've laid for him. A cloud of nanoprobes goes off in his face and he breathes some of them in.

This will be the Cube's final mistake. 

By this time, the Borg have managed to injure him and have observed his healing factor. They want it for themselves. They *need* it, it will allow them to perfect themselves and then all other biological life forms. But they didn't count on how powerful it is. Wolverine has come back from being a bare skeleton before. The first nanoprobes into his system don't know what hit them. His immune system smacks into them like a black ops team taking out a three-legged puppy. 

Wolverine realizes the cloud is some kind of poison or trap, and holds his breath, but the Borg fog the whole ship, and he can't run *and* fight *and* hold his breath, and soon he breathes in more, better adapted nanoprobes. They hold off his healing factor long enough to build a small comms transciever against his bones and use them as an antenna, and begin sending his genetic code back to the collective. They begin building other structures in him. Ocular implants. joint servos. Abdominal plating. Making him better. Stronger. More durable. One of the Collective. 

They follow their programmed course and build a Collective uplink and shield modulators into him, at which point they have lost. Minutes may pass, or only seconds. Wolverine's healing factor drops the scattered defense on the rest of his body and begins healing his precious brain-meats. Their knowledge of how their shield adaptations work is passed to him along with the rest of their knowledge. He is hammered on all sides by information, some of which is *how to kill them*. 

If the borg are very, very unlucky, the automatic nanoprobe course may have added a disassembler field to his claws, but it won't make that much difference. Wolverborgs healing factor allows him to retain his individuality, if not his sanity, and he begins shutting off Borg shields just long enough to tear out their spines. His healing factor means he doesn't have to regenerate. His healing factor purges the lactic acid in his muscles and keeps replacing the matter that the nanoprobes have cannibalized to build more machines. 

Either he carves his way out of the cube to drift in space while his body finishes pushing out all the machinery, or the Borg blow up the cube in self-defense before he can infect the rest of the network with his individuality. Either way, he's adrift in space until another ship picks him up.

Wolverine vs the Kazons is not even worth documenting. He just wins.