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[The Office US] How in God's name has Michael Scott not been fired?

From 2005-2007 *alone*, Michael Scott somehow got away with:

- Leaking news of a downsizing
- Telling the entire office they were being closed down before it was finalized
- Carrying on a secret affair with his boss
- Outing a gay employee
- Kicking a ladder out from under his warehouse manager
- Countless insensitive racial jokes
- Countless instances of sexual harassment
- Wasting company time with his weekly "Movie Mondays"
- Vehicular assault of an employee
- Kidnapping said employee
- Firing an employee who had literally just said "I quit," costing the company severance

All of that is just off the top of my head. How in the flaming fuck is this man still employed?
gpt
His branch was the highest performing in Dunder Mifflin by a wide margin over Utica and Nashua. He’s extremely loyal to the company and had been working there forever. He was an elite salesman before he became manager, and when he steps into making sales himself he does very well. He never asked for a raise until Darrell came forward and realized Michael, as manager would be making less than him. 

All of this causes his superiors to keep him in his position and overlook his shenanigans.