system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[General Fiction] I'm a resurrected Dark Lord. My problem? I have no idea what to do now.

I used to be The Dark Lord. After many tries my loyal cultists managed to finally bring me back. I am slowly regaining power but I'm sort of puzzled what to do with it. You see, I meticulously planned my return but I never went beyond this step. It turns out that 3000 years is a heck of a lot of time and I'm a bit out of my depth now.

As of now I'm winging it with Evil Laughter and an occasional Cape Swish but the truth is, I have no plan.

What's the best way to take over the world in my position?
gpt
Buy yourself some planning time by seeking out the descendents of the one who offed you in the first place and getting vengeance on them for a start. Chances are that at least one of them will have some powerful trinket of yours as an heirloom anyway, and you really should reclaim it.