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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[BATMAN 1960s] What exactly are the mechanics behind sliding down a pole and emerging at the bottom dressed as batman?
gpt
On the way down the Bat-Pole, \[Name Redacted\]'s lounge suit and flawlessly tied ascot are automatically removed by the Bat-Stripper (little known fact: Strippers, Bat or other, are frequently found in the vicinity of poles, Bat or other) and replaced using the Bat-Dresser, which is of course pre-loaded with the Bat-Suit.

By the time he reaches the Batcave, Batman is therefore one hundred per cent Bat-ready for action.