system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[D&D General]How to deal with murderhobos?

Ok, here's the thing. Last year was the worst harvest the Kingdom have seen in recent times. And with an Undead Horde bearing down from the North, we had to raise taxes on everyone, including the clergy. I've found out the Church hired some murderhobos from the East to deal with "tyrants", namely us. Now, these murderhobos are well-known to be so-called "heroes" and did all kind of shit in their previous adventures. How do I keep them from lobbing my head off and actually pay attention to the state of the Kingdom.?
gpt
Murderhobos care only for loot and prestige. Toppling you will give them both. Offer them something richer and stronger to topple, like the Lich Lord of the Church (of course, they don't have to know he's a normal human being)