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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
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[DC UNIVERSE] How does a common thug explain his injuries from a run in with Batman?

"yeah honey, oh my broken rib? Yeah Batman did it"
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I mean, it's not that weird for a common thug to come home from "work" with some injuries, and most of 'em don't really even try to hide the fact that they are thugs from what family they have.

So yea, they just say they got their ass beat by Batman.  That's a lot more respectable than having to say they got their ass beat by some rando.