system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[G.I. Joe cartoon] Do any of these guys know what tactics are?

So I've just been recruited into the Joes. Its a real honor and all. Hell, I'm lucky to be here at all, E-3 straight from the army and all.

But after our first engagement with Cobra I just...Well Lady Jaye just ran up an threw a spear in the middle of battle! I thought she was covert ops, what is she doing chucking spears at people? And some of our guys just ran out of cover and punched the enemy. I mean come on! 

We have all this advanced equipment, why are we charging at the enemy like its the Civil War? For such a prestige group you'd think the Joes would be smarter than this!
gpt
Look... there's no easy way to say this. Let's see... when you joined up, did they have you do a _very difficult_ test? Think hard. It may have had questions like "If a cat is stuck in a tree, who do you call?" or "What is half of 100?"

You might say that G.I. Joes are a... _special_ forces group.