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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Star Wars] We are storm troopers assigned to guard duty on the death star, but we woke up with our uniforms missing and in the cargo hold of a smuggling ship. How do I explain this to my superior with out alerting Vader about the fiasco?
gpt
Well good news for you. Vader not only knew of your capture and replacement he planned on it. Bad news is he assigned the most replaceable and useless inspection team possible to the task in the event Leias rescue party was feeling murderous. So not to worry you won't be punished any worse than knowing with proof now that you are cannon fodder for the imperial war machine even on a place as secure and important as the death star. 

Now report to your stations for battle against the rebel scum on yavin 4. Today will be remembered as the day the rebellion died at the hands of grand moff tarkin and you played a vital if insulting role in that.