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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
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[DBZ/The Thing] Majin Buu is assimilated by the creature from John Carpenter's The Thing (1982). What happens now?
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Well the titular Thing would have no negative effects on Buu; he's fully aware of what transpires within his own body and would thus prevent the Thing from doing any actual assimilation. However, Buu would be able to gain the powers of the Thing via his absorption technique. This would probably lead to people suddenly exploding into a mass of pink bubble gum after making contact with Buu.

If that were the case, Buu would become a walking virus with no means to permanently stop him. Imagine Goku finally tossing the Spirit Bomb and destroying Kid Buu only for Vegeta to suddenly have several tentacles explode from his body and transform/absorb him into a fresh Buu.

Fucked up shit right there.