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human
If I am to the point where I am happily intoxicated will drinking one beer an hour keep me there?

I have heard that your body is able to "get rid of" about a beer an hour or something like that. So I was just wondering if I was at a comfortable stage of drunkenness, if i could just drink a beer an hour and create sort of a plateau effect.                                            Edit: may not belong in ask science but i feel that i have the mental capacity to understand the scientific side of this.                                                                                      Edit 2: Didn't really edit anything but I did just sort of realize that i could have went to askreddit instead of askscience, so my bad.
gpt
The body eliminates alcohol in what's called pseudo-zero order kinetics - meaning basically the elimination rate is constant, regardless of alcohol level. While elimination rates differ from person to person - and this depends on body mass, fat content, sex, race, and tolerance - a crude approximation is one standard drink per hour. This translates to roughly one bottle of beer, one glass of wine, or one shot. 

Therefore, yes you can _sort of_ maintain the level of intoxication by drinking one beer an hour.