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human
ELI5: is it a DUI to drive a horse while drunk, since the horse isn't an idiot and isn't as dangerous as a car? What if all I'm doing is riding the horse, and it knows the way home by itself?

Yes, I just read that Cracked article.

Edit: Thanks for the responses!

**ITT: "Why, when I was a child, I remember this person, who did that.**"
gpt
Knew a girl in high school that got picked up drunk while riding a horse. Charge with underage and DUI. Got a lawyer and the DUI was dropped because horses are legally considered to have a mind of their own.