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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Marvel/DC] Why should I become a henchman?

I'm a small time, but effective crook. I'm not an idiot; I'm decent with my fists and handy with basic weapons. I mostly get into petty theft and occasionally muggings, etc. I try to keep a low profile and even have a day job.

Why would I become a henchman to big time villain? What's in it for me? Seems like I'm likely to get my head stomped and wind up in prison.
gpt
Sleep,  rest and relaxation.    

When you work for a group you don't have to know everything or be everything.    

You get a safe place to sleep at night,  good meals when your not breaking into weapons labs or going on a diamond heist.    

And when your finished for the day you can sleep well knowing you have twenty guy who have your back a badass boss and 4 sentries on duty.