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[Hitchhiker's Guide] How do I fix an Infinite Improbability Drive?

Ok so I'm kind of panicking right now, because I borrowed my semi-half-cousin's ship, which happens to have one of those fancy-shmancy new Infinite Improbability Drives in it, and took it out for a spin around Vogon territory. I guess they didn't like that very much, though, because they tried to blow me up. I escaped, but one of their shots blew a hole in the room with the Infinite Improbability Drive in it, and now the Drive won't work. Please help! How do I fix it?
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The thing about Improbability drives is that they're not actually that Improbable when you don't have them powered up. So, unfortunately, it's impossible to make repairs to it using improbable methods if the IID is non-functional.

However, it's very likely that your semi-half-cousin still has it on warranty!

So, really, you have three options. Option One: Explain to your cousin what happened and see if his insurance will take care of it if his warranty isn't active. You may be in for a long, chilly ride home, but it's more reliable than Option Two. However, if it doesn't work... Well, Option Two is going to be your best bet.

Option Two: Find someone else with an IID and convince them to activate it with your semi-half-cousin's ship around, working on the improbable outcome that your IID will repair itself. This can be a lot trickier, with some nastier possible side-effects on top of the difficulty of finding another IID-user willing to help you. If this doesn't work, you're basically stuck with the final possible option.

Option Three: Wait until the ship is repaired, then use it to go back in time and fulfill Option Two yourself.