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[Wacky Races] Age-old question: Why does Dick Dastardly always stop to cheat?
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Oddly enough, principle. In one episode, he does almost legitimately win, and goes back to cheat anyway. He doesn't want to win, he wants to win *unfairly*.

It's unclear why, but leading theories hinge on the fact his name is fucking *Dick Dastardly*