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[Pokemon] Team Rocket Goon here. Why can't we just beat up these kids who keep ruining our plans?

So, I'm guarding our headwaters, and this 12 year old walks up and challenges me to a duel to enter. I send out my pokemon. His beat them. My pal sends out her pokemon. His beat them. So that's it, he's allowed in.

But can't we just, like...punch him? 

We're two hardened criminals and grown adults. He's twelve. He's put his pokemon away after the fight. I feel we could knock him the fuck out before he can get out a garydos. 

At the very least, could we not send out all our pokemon at once? Have out pokemon attack him? Shoot his pokemon? What's the Pokemon League gonna do, dock us points? 

I dunno, boss, I feel we'd stop blasting off again if we were more willing to attack children.  We're all evil here, after all. Why are we so committed to fair play and not hurting children?
gpt
Pokemon battles are sacred and carry a lot of weight. 

You make eye contact and agree to the terms. If you lose, that's it. You give'em some money and follow through with the agreement.

They may be criminals but they're not *monsters.*