system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Comics] What's the general hiring process like for a goon?

I'm a dimension hopping immortal goon. I love doing grunt work for super villains, maybe like the Joker or Doctor Doom?  
How do I get started with them? Is there a job posting website they post jobs on?
gpt
Hey, you look like disadvantaged youth to me.  How would you like to help strike at the system and maybe get paid to do it? Cool! Now take this gun and go menace those people over there.  If batman shows up just circle around him and try to punch him one by one.... no don't use the guns, do you know how much bullets cost these days?