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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Monkey's Paw] What would happen if I wished for relatively harmless things?

Wish #1: "I wish that *Kevin Can Wait* will be cancelled and not get renewed for season 2."

Wish #2: "I wish that the struggling Barnes & Noble across town will see a resurgence in business so that it doesn't close down."

Wish #3: "I wish that Jack-In-The-Box would add five new choices to their Munchie Meals menu."

All of these are pretty harmless and mundane. How could the Monkey's Paw possibly twist these into something bad?
gpt
Wish 1 - Kevin Can Wait gets cancelled because a freak accident on set kills half the cast. 

Wish 2 - The Barnes and Noble gets a resurgence in business after the internet shuts down so people are forced to read books.

Wish 3 - Jack-In-The-Box adds five new choices, none of which you like. No more Curly Fries/Regular Fries!