system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Lovecraft] What would happen if Cthulhu tried to open my phone's face recognition lock?
gpt
Two possibilities.

1. It stays locked--the most likely outcome.

2. It's a close-enough match that your phone unlocks. That odd great-great-grandfather of yours from Innsmouth that no one in the family talks about? I've got some bad news for you.