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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Harry Potter] How did negotiations with Dementors go for working as prison guards? Did they have a leader? How were they recruited? Are the sentient enough to follow rules, how are rules communicated? Clock in, clock out? Vacations? Pensions?
gpt
Wizards: "Hey, if you stop crawling the countryside, eating random innocents, we'll provide you a steady supply of souls to devour."

Dementors: "Cool."

Voldemort: "Hey, if you help me take over the wizarding world, I'll let you eat every Muggle on the planet."

Dementors: "This idea intrigues us, and we would like to subscribe to your newsletter."