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[Futurama] What are the causes and symptoms of sexlexia? What are the treatment options?
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Sexlexia is to sex as dislexia is to reading. So, genitals appear in different places to an observer with the disease than they do to someone without it, things do not fit properly in their designated locations, timing and tempo are all off, and it's difficult to establish a working sexual cadence.  
  
It is caused by a faulty bran gland, which is a sexual prowess gland located in the frenulum of the penis. It secretes pure sexual energy based off of an electric spark between two consenting adults.  
  
The only useful treatment is electroshock to the bran. Only one is needed for long term treatment, so most men never need to zap their bran again.