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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[monty python: holy grail] I have just burned a witch after weighing her to see if she weighs as much as a duck! But now I have pondered something: if witches are indeed made of wood, then she was a puppet, and if she was a wooden puppet, then another witch created her!

So, witch came first, the puppet or the witch?
gpt
stop that!  stop that!  this question is entirely silly.  And now for something completely different. 

Two young witches are sharing a cuppa while a knight and a frog engage in an epic battle of verbal wits.