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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Warhammer 40K] Hi, I'm a cryogenically preserved human from the 21st Century who was just unfrozen!

Hi, my name is Ted. I was born in 1990 in San Francisco. When I was twenty-five, I decided to be cryogenically preserved due to my inoperable brain cancer in the hopes that sometime in the future I could be cured. It seemed like a long shot at the time, but holy God, it turns out that it worked! The people who discovered the ruins of the laboratory where I was kept informed me that it is the 41st millennium. Holy shit, humanity survived to the year 40,000! Anyway, some weird looking doctors with grey skin just examined me, and I'm wondering how life on Earth is nowadays. Did we ever get flying cars and travel to outer space?
gpt
I give you about five hours before you're either shot by a hive ganger, executed for Heresy by a street ecclesiarch, or arrested by the Arbites.  If you live through the next 24 hours, here's what you need to know:

> ***It is the 41st millennium. For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the master of mankind by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.***

> ***Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Astronomican, the psychic manifestation of the Emperor’s will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst His soldiers are the Adeptus Astartes, the Space Marines, bio-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Astra Militarum and countless planetary defence forces, the ever-vigilant Inquisition and the tech-priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from aliens, heretics, mutants – and worse.***

> ***To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruellest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.***