system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Superheroes] I'm a misanthropic diver looking into super villany, what are some ocean crimes I can commit for fun and profit?
gpt
There are a lot of undersea cables crossing the oceans that are very important for global communication even in an age of satellites. If you invest in satellite communication/undersea cable construction and use your diving talents to plant timed explosives or otherwise sabotage the cables in a way that requires replacement you could get fabulously wealthy and have fun diving in new places all over the world!