system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Jason Bourne] Due to a simple clerical error with the govt., Jason Bourne is sent to take you out. What actions give you the best chance of survival?
gpt
A halfway decent assassin will scope his target for a week or two before going in for the kill.  Continue being a boring Internet putz and Jason will likely contact HQ and ask to double check if unguarded underwear guy is the right mark.