system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Terminator] I have verifiable intelligence regarding the whereabouts of young John and/or Sarah Connor. Am I able to barter this intel to a Terminator in exchange for it performing as a clown at my kid's birthday party? How can I ensure an entertaining performance?

ETA: Assume the Terminator is aware that I have a cyanide capsule in one of my molars.
gpt
The Terminator would do a calculation as to how long it would take you to break under torture, and then set that against the estimated duration of a child's birthday party, factoring in travel time, availability of resources, potential proximity of secondary targets, and the possibility of cake.

Unless you can very quickly convince it that you can withstand at least three hours of continuous torture, you're probably better off trying that nice Mr Pennywise down the street.