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[Futurama] Why doesn't the professor get laser eye surgery?

Surely in another thousand years, we'll have perfected eye enhancement to the point where coke-bottle glasses are no longer necessary.  What gives?
gpt
HE DID.

But it was botched.

In the Futurama Movie "Bender's Game", when Leela ends up destroying the ship, The Prof. says something in the lines of that it was as beautiful as the day he got botched laser eye surgery.