system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[wrestling] Why can't some people see John Cena at times?
gpt
When the glorious GOD-EMPEROR of mankind created his twenty primarchs, two vanished, never to be seen again.  One was lost in the warp for all time, a champion of chaos that will never be redeemed.  Another was flung back in time to the 2nd millennium.  Cursed with powers beyond his understanding he seeks the attention he so deeply craves but fears that people will take him as a witch and fiend.  Thus he only enters competitions people assume are full of tricks and distractions, lacking any true magic.  AND HIS NAME WAS JOHN CENA!!!