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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
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[Garfield]Why does Garfield hate Mondays when he doesn't work?
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John works.  So starting on a Monday John can't cater to Garfield's needs as much as he normally does on a weekend.  This is extra frustrating as John being a cartoonist works from home so Garfield has to wait for lasagne when John is right there.