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[Aqua Teen Hunger Force] How are there no swine evil enough to make into bacon for the Broodwich?

So, the Broodwich says, "There are no swine evil enough to sacrifice upon a bed of evil. And lettuce. Bed of evil and lettuce."

How is that true when swine are portrayed as unclean animals prone to possession?

I mean, couldn't you use one of those demonically possessed pigs that Jesus drove into the ocean?
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The Voice also said the Broodwich couldn't be killed or taken apart, which is a fookin' **lie** because Shake took off the sun-dried tomatoes. In fact, when Shake first bitches about no bacon, the Voice says bacon's extra.

So in the Deli of the Damned, bacon on the Broodwich is gonna cost you more. Avocado is probably criminally expensive.

The swine-not-evil-enough-for-Broodwich is likely just to get Shake to shut up and eat the damned sandwich.