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CMV: Canadian Geese are a weaponized wildlife.

Most everyone hates Canadian geese. They gang up and chase pets and people, they have no fear of blocking roads, and they shit EVERYWHERE. No other animal of similar size is so fearless or so agressive, so they must have been bred that way or trained.

I believe the reason the Canadian people are seen as so "nice" is because as a nation, they have found a way to channel their hatred of America into the geese via the food they feed them, or possibly little goose sized mind control helmets. 

In conclusion we have been under attack by Canada for decades, and we are losing this war unless we send a weaponized animal attack of our own. I propose suicidal whitetail deer.
gpt
I think it's more that the geese have already subjugated the humans in their homeland making Canadians seem "nice" because their spirits are broken. The geese have been trying to expand their territory for years. They originally used to be in the US only seasonally, giving them an opportunity for recon and to slowly desensitize the human population to their presence. Now they don't migrate or leave at all...