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[Star Wars] What would happen if I make Vader laugh?

Let's say I'm a stormtrooper and get 10 minutes late to a meeting with Lord Vader. 

He's pissed and says "You're late" and I respond with "I'm sorry, I got me a coffee. I'd wanted to get you one too, but it was lukewarm so I thought you might have mixed feelings about it."

Now, Anakin was known to have a sense of humor, even in tense situations. Let's say I got a chuckle out of him. What are my chances here?
gpt
It's a tough call. If you really *made* him laugh, if even his default grump wasn't strong enough, he might like you. But the levity you bring is at direct odds with the hatred and anger he must harness continually to fuel his power in the dark side, so at his logical peak he would at minimum have to banish you from his presence. But as the deeply conflicted soul Anakin is he might just keep you around because you're fun, and be in denial about it.