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[Bright] Shrek exsists. What other films exsist but might have a wildly different context?

I imagine LoTR is this universes version of "Birth Of A Nation"
gpt
LOTR was not Birth of a Nation this universe. It was the boring-ass documentary the history teacher showed on days when she was too hung over to lecture from the textbook- crusty old historians droning on about elvish history, overweight reenactors putting on period uniforms and doing low-energy fight scenes while the voiceover reads from first hand accounts, 1960's style cartoons showing the map of Russia get super squiggly arrows running red over it.

Shrek was an Orksploitation movie like Shaft, showing a wisecracking ork from the swamp outsmart and outfight the evil human prince.

"Guess Who's Coming to Dinner" was elves and orks instead of black and white.

"Sindar's List" was the heart-rending true story of Oscarion Sindar, the German elf factory owner who kept thousands of gnomes, dwarves, and Jews from the Nazi death camps.