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[High schol movies] Which/how many crimes against humanity do I need to commit in order to become captain of the football team?
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usually its just a matter of being a hot as fuck. you dont even need to be in star level shape physically or a great athlete, its usually the looks that matter. but you gotta be mainstream hot, not like emo hot or so. 

as for how much of a dick you are depends on if you are the good captain that saves the pretty girl from the bully who wants to become team captain, or if you are the villian captain who just wanna bully nerds. 

if you are the good guy, you dont need to do much, you just need to not interact when the bullys beat that nerd half to death, tho it helps if you look a bit conflicted over when they break his neck. 

if you are the villian, then you better take steriods and get sickly buff, casue this school got an endless supply of nerds, and they *all* need to know true fear.