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[DC] What would change if instead of landing in Kansas, Kal-El landed in the UK and was adopted by the queen?

I know very little of Britain or its politics but I think a mysterious new royal child would cause a stir. would he be able to hide his powers and operate as superman, what if his secret got exposed?
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The Queen teaches him to repress his powers because to use them would be vulgar and improper. He grows up in secret, explained away as a distant nephew and kept out of the public eye.

Secretly, Prince Philip tutors him Palpatine-Style, modelling young Kal-El into the perfect weapon.

Despite multiple temptations, Philip avoids making use of him, knowing that even a single action would draw unwanted attention.

Finally, in 1997, due to the ongoing embarrassment caused to his family and the potential of further scandal due to association by marriage to Islam, Philip sends Kal-El to the Pont de l'Alma to eliminate a priority target: Diana Spencer.

Kal-El, his mission accomplished, returns home victorious to his adoptive father - who rewards him by stabbing him in the heart with a Kryptonite dagger that was pillaged from a holy site in India in the 1800s.  Taken by surprise, Kal-El dies on the spot and is devoured by corgis, leaving no trace of the last son of Krypton.