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[Star Wars] I managed to board and capture the Death Star without causing too much damage, what would the empire/rebels response be?

I am expert general from the clone wars in command of billions of battle droids and I surprise assault the Death Star, board and capture it with minimal damage. I have plenty of troops to man the entire stations defenses and all systems. And yes, I am aware of the weakness and patch that vent up real quick. Do I now have power over the entire galaxy or would Palpatine and the empire have a plan to defeat me?

What would the empire do? Would they surrender or fight?
What would Palpatine/Vader do?
What would the rebels do?
What would Luke/Han do?
gpt
>patch that vent up real quick. 

Your Death Star will explode by itself quite soon, when the reactor overheats.

If you manage to engineer some solution to this, you've probably angered Palpatine so much that he might come to deal with you personally. Anger gives him strength. You're not a Force-user are you? Oh dear. Clouding your mind with the Force, and evading your sensors with his cloaked shuttle, he'll come aboard along with Vader and the Royal Guard stormtroopers. It's been demonstrated time and time again that no amount of battle droids are a match for Darth Vader, and today he has the absolute creme de la creme of the stormtrooper corps behind him. 

The Emperor could afford to simply wait in the shuttle, warming up his lightning for when you're dragged in front of him. He won't, though. You really pissed him off. The Sarlacc could take notes from the suffering that's about to be inflicted.