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[Crazy Conspiracy Theories] What's the deal with the lizard people? Where did they come from? What's their agenda?

In the world of crazy conspiracy theories, there is one inescapable truth, the world is ruled by lizard people.  So...what's the deal with these guys?  What's their origin story?  What is their ultimate goal?  

Are they part of a wider universe?  Are they aliens?  Demons?  Is there a mythology surrounding them?
gpt
They were here before us, and were forced underground during the last ice age. We rose up to take their place, but when they woke up they decided that instead of crushing our armies and feasting on our flesh, they would simply take over our society.


Now, they control everything from the shadows, and almost nobody notices. But why do *you* think the people with the highest body fat are most likely to *mysteriously* die for no adequately explained reason? 

Food. Food for lizard people.