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[WH40K/Lovecraft] The Chaos hordes are sweeping through my planet, but I have found an ancient and powerful tome known as the Necronomicon, should I use it to save myself?

My name is Randolph Waite the Third, Nobleman of the Waite family line based in the Hive-spire of Inneshive on the hiveworld of Irem. It seems the Planetary governor has been dabbling with the Arch-enemy and opened a most horrific rift through which all manner of blasphemous horrors pour through. The family shuttle has been taken by the blasted servants and I am trapped in my familial home.


However in my possession I have come across an ancient tome that has been passed down the Waite family for generations: The Necronomicon. Upon its discovery I spent many months deciphering its crude and ancient tongue, learning revelations both enlightening and horrific about our tenuous reality. The side benefit is I now know many rituals to summon and bring forth ancient and maleficent  beings known as the Great Old Ones, abominations not of the warp but older and more terrible. In this most desperate of times I have prepared a ritual to bring through an entity that the book describes only describes of Him Who is Not to be Named, The King in Yellow and the bearer of the terrible Yellow Sign. If I partake in this ritual and set this "King" against the hordes of Chaos could I make my escape or would I simply become slave to a much greater evil?
gpt
Most likely Randolph, you will either

A) Accidently more Chaos demons

B) Get eaten in broad daylight by invisible pirranhas 

C) Go crazy and become a lap dog of some evil demon

D) Go crazy, then get the good old BLAM! to the face. 

So, you are screwed either way.