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cmv: English is the best language for cussing

Obviously as an English speaker, I'm biased, but the English words "Fuck" "shit", and "ass" are so punchy and versetile, its hard to imagine a better system of profane interjection.

English curses are flexible. Merde, scheiße, and 糞 (kuso), are all well and good in certain contexts, sure but "shit" works every time, its just so flexible.

"oh shit" "thats the shit" "fuck this shit" "whats this shit" "look at that shit" "listen up shitbird"

Similarly, "fuck" can replace every part of speech, except maybe  prepositions and conjunctions, and even then its just a matter a time before someone figures out how to use it.

And most importantly, English cussing just sounds obscene. If you shout "Fuck off Cunt!!" at someone, it doesn't matter what language they speak, they know what you mean. You can make these words drip with emotion.

Like I said, I'm biased, and its obvious I have a strong opinion about this, but im open to debate. Afterall, I'm not a native speaker in any other languages, and my exposure to foreign cursing is very limited. If you have an argument to make for another language, I would love to hear it, not just because I'm ready to change mind (although I am), but also because learning about curse words is really fun. So if anyone is willing to educate me about their language's profanity, I would truly love to hear it. 

Honestly I'm sure I'm wrong, and there's a better language for cussing out there somewhere, but if thats true, I haven't found it yet.

So try it. Change my fucking mind you shitbird cocksuckers.



edit: forgot to add a few bits at the end there.
gpt
if really depends what you're looking for in profanity. English speakers, particularly western anglophones have reasonably de-stigmatised attitudes towards swearing and profanity (the only infix in English is - fucking- as in abso-fucking-lutely), and often use profanity pretty casually with no intent to cause shock or distress in the person/people they're swearing at. there's no immediate sense of malicious intent with English swearing; English profanity is kind of domesticated. 

if you take, say, Chinese profanity, it still has fangs. People more often swear and use profanity in order to cause offence and direct crude language at people to indicate disrespect. it's intrinsically more personal- 他妈的 (tā māde) literally means "his mother's" and is basically the most common swear, but unlike English it's pretty always abusive or hurtful. most swears are personal and directed at the person in some way, attacking mothers, grandmothers, other relatives, the "legitimacy" of people's births. in terms of specific utility, i think that's more interesting and more intense.

so, if you just want words that sound nice to you, maybe English works for your personal preferences. if  someone likes swearing for what it does, they might prefer a more specific and directed utility, like you can get in Chinese.