system
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human
[Halloween] In the timelines without a Thorne cult, how does Michael Meyers know how to drive?

Facilities don't giving driving lessons to murderous mute psych patients, after all.
gpt
It's not like it's *hard*, particularly if you're a murderous psychopathic mute in an inside-out Shatner mask. Once he figured out the pedals he presumably just kept going until he got wherever he wanted to go. Not like anyone who pulls him over is likely to walk away from THAT encounter.