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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
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[Video Game Villains] Where do the Villains go to hire thousands of disposable goons that are crazy loyal and willing to lay down their life?

Is there some magical website?

Why can't the Hero hire his own goons?
gpt
The same place cults, terrorists, and organized crime do... anyone weak-willed, mentally unstable, or greedy enough or who believe in a cause.  


That's where the Guild of Calamitous Intent comes in, representing the largest organized labor force of supervillains in the world, assigning henchmen to an antagonist is one of their primary goals. Since 1910 the Guild has been the recognized leader in organized havoc! Enlist today.