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[Super Heroes] How to compose an actually great villain monologue?

 As  a super villain I recognize that part of the fun is getting to rub it  in when you're in a position to beat a hero in a fight or explain to  someone how you got to where you are while talking trash to them too,  but we're living in an age where heroes don't get emotional and worked  up when you gloat about how you're about to destroy the city, they don't  start trying to apologize when you explain how you're really a monster  of their making, they don't even seem to miss a beat when you threaten  innocent civilians. You know what they do do? They get snarky, they  start calling you Francis or they start mocking your costume, or they  hang a lampshade on the absurdity of delivering a monologue.  


I want my moment! I want my "I am your number one fan" speech, I want cops to get worked up like I just gave some creepy speech about how I killed their friends with knives, I want civilians to literally bend their knee in fear of what will happen if they don't.  


What can I do so that I can't get deadpooled by some jerk off hero who thinks that everything has to be a big joke?
gpt
Call their bluff. Actually shooting someone (albeit in the foot or somewhere else non lethal), or actually killing the civilian is a great way to get yourself taken seriously. Then, taunt them with how the hero is just some selfish jerk who’s only in it for the limelight, how they don’t really give a damn about their supposed ideals.

Alternatively, why even monologue? Simply tell them “this ain’t a movie” and kill then then and there.