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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
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[Spongebob Squarepants] Could Patrick get into the Salty Spitoon?

How tough is he?
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Patrick would be asked how tough he was, and he'd make a comment that would anger everyone nearby. Someone would throw a punch, and they'd either miss and knock out someone else, or Patrick would display completely unprecedented combat skills. The end result would be the patrons of the Salty Spitoon either cowering in fear or acknowledging Patrick as the toughest star around, and he'd leave, commenting on how he prefers the Weenie hut anyway.