system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[The Simpsons] How is Nelson capable of being nearby every time someone is in an embarrassing situation in Springfield?
gpt
Embarrassing situations are hardly random. As everyone knows, there are laws to them. The odds of spilling food on your clothing increases exponentially before a big meeting, the odds of pissing yourself increases steadily with distance from a washroom, etc. Nelson has devoted his life to studying these laws, and applying them properly. As a bully, he also has an innate talent for figuring out where embarrassing scenarios are most likely to happen.