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[English History] Why did Henry VIII break off from Catholicism?
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Because the Pope at the time, Saint Francis-Pauljohn XV, discovered that the Royal Bloodline was carrying a notable disease, apart from hemophilia and weakchinedness. 

The Pope was visiting his faithful Archbishop in London for the annual wrestling match that determined who would be the Pastors of the more desiralbe parishes in the UK, when he happened to visit on the palace on the night of a full moon. There, he witnessed the members of the Royal House turn into Werewolves, and he was only able to escape with the assistance of the noted monster hunter Van Hellsing.

Once the nobles had come to their senses the Pope confronted Henry VIII, engaging him in an epic duel that ended with the Great Fire of London, the Pope dead and Henry VIII having to start a new church to ensure he would have someone to witness the vows as he married new wives (his old wives coming down with a sudden and unfortunate case of headlessness after failing to produce for him an heir.)