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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[DC Universe] I'm an ordinary Gotham criminal who did some time in prison, just got out and now I want to join the Joker's crime syndicate. What "qualifications" will he ask of me, and what can I expect from being one of Joker's henchmen - besides running into Batman?

What the title implies.

What kind of stuff do Joker's henchmen usually do, how can one be sure that Joker is not gonna blow my head off over the most inane detail, or how do I earn his trust to be a *consigliere* to him?

And above all, is it even worth it?
gpt
You can't be sure that the Joker won't just kill you. In Arkham City, for some time he has a sign for new recruits that leads to a factory, and told his current members to snipe anyone who showed up. Your chances of dying with the Joker are 60-40. 

But there's great dental. And the cred that comes with working for the Clown Prince of Crime. You're gonna freeze your ass off with Penguin's Iceburg Lounge, and Dent's just as likely to help the Bat as he is to kill him. 


See, these other guys are never going to win against the Batman. But the Joker.... eh, he just might. And you're gonna wanna be on his team when he does.