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[W40K] I bought my wife this ring and now...Emperor help me!

Hey everyone, I need help! I don't know what to do!

I'm a businessman living on Rigel Prime and about six months ago I was attending a trade conference in Bhaal 6. While checking out a local flea market and I spotted this really unusual looking ring. The seller said he had no idea where it came from, some guy pawned it months back. But I thought I would be a nice gift for the wife so I purchased it.

Well, the wife loved it immediately and started wearing it all the time... and that was the start of the weirdness. I mean, she wore it ALL the time. She literally never took it off. She would take off her wedding ring to bath and such, but not *this* ring.

Then I noticed she started to look different... better. It's like her skin smoother and had a nice shine to it. And she claimed she had been feeling more energetic lately. Sex started getting noticeably better, she was more adventurous and willing to try stuff she used to dismiss in the past...

But I started to really get weirded out about four months ago when I noticed she started to legitimately look...*younger*. Like 15 years younger. I mean she looked friggin amazing yeah, but seriously it was unnerving.

But the real shit started a few weeks ago... were we were getting naughty one night and she friggin *bites* me... I mean, she literally tried tear a chunk of skin off. I was like "woah fuck, what the hell" and I kid you not, she looks at me with this crazy slasher smile and says to me "but honey, you taste so good..." I frigging got the hell out of our bedroom. She yelled at me, calling me a bastard and claiming that I was cheating on her and all kinds of shit that wasn't true. I locked myself in another room and sleep there for the night.

The next morning I got a call from my boss about some crisis at distand business office in another sector, so I had to pack and immediately take off to deal with it. I figured the timing was good because the events of the previous night we're still in my mind. I tried to tell my wife I had to be gone the next few weeks but she wouldn't open the bedroom door. I figured she was pissed so i just left.

...which leads me to where I'm at now. I just got back from the business trip and when I got into my house, I entered kitchen calling out to my wife... 

And there she was in the kitchen...sitting next to another man I don't recognize. Except I realized he's motionless with this glazed look in his eyes... and she's *eating his fucking neck like it's a Emperor-damned chicken drumstick*. And she she spots me, then looks up at me with her whole lower face covered in blood and chunky red bits, and and says "oh honey you're back... Come give me a kiss..."

I ran the fuck out of my house as fast as I could. Right now I'm in a hotel room, sweating bolter rounds. What the fuck is happening to my wife, I mean she was *eating a man* for Emporer sakes! It *had* to be that ring, it all started when I gave her that damned thing. But what do I do? Call the Arbites? But they might kill her! I need help!
gpt
Calm down citizen, we're here to help.  *The Emperor Protects.*

You're highly placed, travel between the stars, that means you can get to an Astropath and send a message off planet.  You need to *immediately* get to the nearest one.  Don't let anyone stop you; invoke the name of the Emperor and all of his true servants will come to your aid.  Use a bolter on any who try to stop you, this may have infected more people without your knowledge.  Friends, co-workers, other loved ones, all are vulnerable.

When you reach an Astropath, contact the Inquisition.  Tell them what you have seen, they will know it as the darkest heresy.  Once you've done this, your duty is finished.  If you are lucky, the Emperor's cleansing fire will arrive before the heretics find you, and find what you've done.   Fight them off as long as you can, ensure your soul remains pure.

*The Emperor Protects.*