system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Culture] What if we were contacted by the Culture?

If Earth was contacted by the Culture tomorrow, what would happen?
gpt
The Minds would devise the unveiling to have minimal disruption, either by injecting messages onto the internet for a decade or so to encourage ppl to be open to it, or by ensuring Earth sattelites detected patterns in the galaxy that were likely to be intelligently generated.

As a side note, in one of the short stories the Culture actually visited Earth.