system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[State Farm] What would happen if two or more people with the same State Farm agent did the jingle at the same time?

Alternatively, what if someone did the jingle while their agent was busy with someone else. Would they just teleport away while their busy helping them? If so, that would seem like a serious issue if you need immediate assistance.
gpt
You think State Farm is merely flesh? Do you think State Farm resides in rude matter, confined to forms flailing around the physical universe?

No, State Farm is thought. State Farm is in the threads of the cosmos. State Farm has faces the way you have usernames. What is it to State Farm to show the same face to two people? To three?

It is nothing. State Farm is capable of far greater things. State Farm is constrained only by the cursed Dennis Haysbert.

Curse you, Dennis Haysbert.