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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[general] so I was minding my business downtown when some guy in a lab coat with wild hair and goggles shows up.

Some guy claiming to be a scientist tried to hold downtown for ransom earlier today. He kept saying something about using his de-aging beam on everyone with 5 miles with this big chrome antenna-looking thing. Anyhow he didn't get to go through with it because at the last second a guy in a cape shows up and throws a pelican shaped ninja star into the machines controls before the beam could spread. Unfortunately I had taken refuge in a bagel shop near the machine and I got caught in it. I tried to get the pelican guy to help me but he thought I was a regular kid and flew away with the "scientist". How am I gonna explain this to my wife? Is it gonna be permanent? How am I supposed to get my car out of the parking lot looking like this? 
Mentally I am a 35 year old accountant but my body looks like it was when I was 12! Is my drivers license and ID even valid anymore? Is there a government office that I can call to help me? I'm just at a total loss on what to do.
gpt
Without knowing how the de-aging beam worked there is no way of knowing how long it will last or if you will even survive.


As far as getting people to believe it is you DNA is a surefire thing. But there is no precedence for your legal status, I'd imagine your mental age and life experience could get/restore your legal status as an adult.


That scientist is your best hope of getting back to normal, unless superscience is common where you live.