system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Batman] Due to damage after a fight, Batman's mask breaks down and he's clearly seen as Bruce Wayne on a security camera. The owner of the tape is set on making it public. How does Wayne protect his identity?
gpt
Ask yourself "What would Paris Hilton do?" that's what Bruce Wayne would do.

- Release a viral video saying he is Batman, wearing a Batman suit to parties with hot chicks
- Start a clothing line that says "Batsex" with the slogan "Like a bat out of hell"
- Claim we are ALL Batman
- Get destroyed in the media for it
- Have the Justice League publicly denounce him

Then when this video DOES come out, it will seem like a pithy attempt at viral marketing and nobody will bat an eye. Pun not intended.

Bruce Wayne is the Gotham equivalent of Paris Hilton. A ditzy rich party boy who might be good-intentioned but it all reeks of narcissism and the need for attention. NOBODY in their right mind would think he is the Batman. You might as well go around saying that Paris Hilton was in Seal Team 6 and had a hand in fighting Bin Laden.