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[General Horror] Any tips for my upcoming vacation?

Hi!

So me (a sexy teen) and all my friends (also sexy teens) are going on holiday! We're going to try some fun occult party games in  this nice little cabin in the middle of a remote forest where an entire family was murdered exactly 666 years ago today in a horrible and baffling crime that was never solved. We're stopping off for supplies on the way at the unwelcoming and quiet village that's not on any maps and refuses to tell us anything about the surrounding area.

Any advice on how to plan our vacation so i have a nice time and also slightly less mysterious deaths then everyone else's vacation?
gpt
You are probably going to want to start murdering your friends... there is no way to avoid the deaths that will occur, but you personally are much more likely to survive for a long time if YOU are the killer. In fact, if you can get yourself an iconic enough mask and weapon, you may NEVER die at all.