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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Pretty much everything] Why are bad guys so weak?

I'm a hero fighting some enemies. I'm a freaking one man army and the rare occasion that I'm down I use my immense willpower to rise back up and defeat any threat that I face.

Why is this just me, a few high ranking baddies and most heroes? Why is there no low ranking mook that has the willpower to put up a fight? Why do these low ranking grunts fall like flies if you glance in their general direction?
gpt
Your humility is admirable, but let's not kid ourselves. These guys are in it for a paycheck and they've just been to the 2 day seminar on henchcraft. They got their outfit, they got a nice slideshow about subduing trespassers, but the air con was playing up, people were getting antsy and you never *really* get the full experience without a bit of practical application of technique.

Meanwhile we know you've been training in Loot Bo Den since you were 13, were a collegiate athlete and hold a mean grudge when you get going.

Most jobsworth employees can't stand up to that. They don't want to channel their inner spirit, focus their chi, and take you out. They didn't see you coming, they never saw you leave, they'll stay down and out, pretending to be unconscious, until you leave them alone and they can go rest their battered and weary bodies in a scented bubble bath.

Now people with more of an investment up the ladder, yes, they will give as good as they get. That's where you'll find your real resistance. Prior to that, you're just too well prepared and they're just grunt employees. You're basically wearing your "I want to see the manager" haircut and they're just till staff waiting for the problem to go away.