system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Muppets] Muppets seem to be normal people. They must have existed throughout history, and similar historical events to our times must have occurred to shape their world if they have pirates and Halloween. What major people throughout history were muppets? Has a muppet ever committed war crimes?
gpt
So, the Muppet continuity is pretty much a nightmare which is complicated by the fact that many things that are shown within the Muppet universe are modern reenactments rather than a glimpse into the past within the Muppet universe itself. Given that the bulk of the universe is the Muppets putting on stage shows and sometimes even put on shows about their own selves makes distinguishing canonical fact about the Muppet universe from dramatic recreations almost impossible.

Is Thomas Jefferson a muppet frog that looks a lot like Kermit or was Kermit simply playing Thomas Jefferson in a reenactment of the signing of the Declaration of Independence? The world may never know.