system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
CMV: It's impossible to truly stay anonymous on the internet

I believe that, no matter what steps you may take, in the end it is impossible to stay private on the internet. This is because, even if you go through the effort to use a VPN or even TOR, that it is still possible to break the encryption and thus find out your identity and thus personal information. Similarly if you use duckduckgo as a search engine, the websites that you visit will inevitably track you (I'm looking at you, Facebook and Google) across those sites. Forgetting about industry for a second, even worse is government initiatives such as the PRISM program, where every bit of internet communication is logged, encrypted or not, so even if your internet usage is private now, sooner or later it'll be cracked (if they want your information).
gpt
Here's how you do it.  

* Go to the gas station, get a burner phone with Internet service.  
* Pay for the phone with cash.  
* Go do whatever you need to do on the Internet
* Destroy the phone.  

They will never know who did it.   This isn't much different from the old days when you'd put coins in a public telephone.