system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Christmas]How is santa able to deliver multiple presents to over 5 billion humans in the span of 6 hours?
gpt
He doesn't. He delivers the gifts at midnight, which takes 24 hours to circle the globe.

But as to how he does that, there's multiple theories. Some say he he pauses time (and presumably unpauses it for an hour after he finishes each time zone). Some say he has help. And there's this crazy theory that it's actually the parents buying the presents.