system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Star Wars] I'm a Hutt crime lord with vast spice dealings, a pirate fleet, and a corrupt Senator from Naboo on my payroll. How do I go about acquiring a lightsaber gun, a gun that shoots lightsabers?

I want the gun to shoot whole lightsabers, hilt and all. Preferably really fast. Money is no object. As you may know, us Hutts love acquiring curios and my sarlacc just isn't thrilling anymore.
gpt
Buy all the lightsabers you can from shady antiquities dealers. Then contract a mechanic to build a tube that can fire saber handles, with a mechanism to press the activation button as it leaves the barrell.

But you realise any time you miss you're delivering your enemy a light saber, right?