system
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human
[It's a Wonderful Life] Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings." Could I just set up a machine that rings bells multiple times a minute to aid angels in their search for wings?
gpt
I think the underlying premise of your question is flawed; footage seems to suggest that an angel receiving his wings *causes a random bell to ring*, rather than the other way around.  Mary, George, and Zuzu are standing around when they hear ringing from a tiny ornamental bell on a nearby Christmas tree - nobody is actively ringing the bell (although maybe the crowd is jostling the tree).  
  
I propose an experiment, similar to the Sudbury Neutrino Observatory - we set up a spherical chamber, and line the interior with bells.  As angels continue earn their wings, we can use the Angel-Wing Array to triangulate the position of heaven.  Once we know where Heaven is, the possibilities are endless.  Peaceful contact?  Trade?  Conquest?  Certainly, proof of an afterlife, at least.