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[Napoleon Dynamite] How good was Uncle Rico, really?

Could they have won the State Championship if the coach had put him in in the fourth quarter?
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Rico was fucking delusional. No human can throw a football over mountains, yet Rico claims he can. He was probably little more than a bench warmer at his high school, only on the team because there were more roster spots then students who wanted to play. Despite their startling lack of depth, they still made the State championship, but were losing at halftime.

Rico, delusional all the way back then, pleaded with the coach to be put in the game. The coach, not being a complete idiot, kept the starting QB in the game, but they still lost by 13.