system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Looney Tunes] Looking to invest. How's ACME Industries' stocks performing?
gpt
Through the roof, then through the floor, then through the roof, then through the floor, then through a boulder with a train tunnel painted on it, before leveling out for a comically untenable amount of time, and finally plummeting straight down.