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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Spider-Man] What if Spider-Man really did whatever a spider can?
gpt
Well, he'd be able to molt, and he could inject venom into enemies to dissolve and drain their internal organs. Plus, he'd probably be covered in stiff, irritating hairs that made him difficult to grab or bite. And he'd have palps on his face that would help groom himself and manipulate food or silk. Real spiders depend heavily on vibration to understand what's around them, so he'd probably have certain touch-based enhanced senses in addition to his danger sense.

Basically, just imagine if Stephen King wrote a Spider-Man MAX book.

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