system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[General Fiction] I stopped aging in my mid 20's after messing around with some rituals in an old book. My neighbors are starting to give me funny looks and torch/pitchfork sales in town have skyrocketed. What should I do?

I didnt really realize that I was ageless until a few years ago, but im getting close to 50 now and other people are starting to notice.  I dont have any living family and have only a moderate life savings.  

Id very much like to not be turned into a science experiment.. or killed.  both of those sound pretty bad.
gpt
Fake your death. Will your assets to someone who died as a child and assume their identity.

Disappear for a few decades, then come back as your own grandson (who looks remarkably like his grandsire) to settle the estate. Repeat as necessary.