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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[General Fantasy] Most people say they have a fairy godmother, but I apparently have a fairy godfather. Are they fundamentally the same, or does this have something to do with my neighbour waking up to a unicorn's head in his bed?
gpt
Firstly, your neighbor helped out a goblin and therefore deserves what happened to him.

Secondly, fairy godfathers are fine, but they fart a lot and they make crappy dadjokes all the time. Other than that you are good to go.