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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[General] what happens if someone with super strength gets indigestion?

 Someone asked about superman eating, but what about literally explosive diarrhea? Feel free to make jokes,  but I'm challenging someone to consider the ramifications and physics of super muscles contracting uncontrollably.
gpt
Batman would allot a small sum of $75,000 to Wayne Enterprises r&d department for an undisclosed "humanitarian project".  Soon, the fortress of solitude is fitted with The Batcan, a state of the art toilet made of Nth metal, infused with low grade green kryptonite.  Not enough to harm a kryptonian, but enough to dampen their abilities.  When superman gorges himself on Queen Family Chili, and sits onto the batcan, the kryptonite infusion will dampen his muscle power to levels that Nth metal can easily contain.