system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Warhammer 40k]My neighbor has committed heresy by creating some fell new technology. He cut prongs into the end of a spoon and is calling it a "spork". Who do I report him to, while avoiding having our entire apartment building burned down and my family executed for proximity to this fell heresy?
gpt
The Adeptus Arbites aren't gonna arrest some civvie for cutting notches in a spoon. If you waste their time with something that innocuous, you may find yourself suspected of intentionally drawing officer resources away from actual problems.