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human
[Superheroes/General] Why do Superheroes wear such unorthodox/impractical clothing and have cheesy code names? I get the need for a secret identity but why isn't there even one superhero named "Mark" in jeans and a t-shirt?

Sure, they need day jobs and need to hide their faces occasionally. That doesn't mean they also need to wear spandex and capes. Why not wear something more comfortable? And their names are just ridiculous: Superman, Batman, Spiderman, Black Canary, Green Arrow, Cyborg...are you shitting me? Those are names my 5 year old son calls himself when he plays with his toys. They're right up there with "Monster Destroyer" and "Super Awesome Galactor".


Yet no one questions it. Like these are  all fine things for adults to be running around calling themselves.
gpt
A lot of them didn't name themselves but wete named by the media.

Also, most try to craft themselves into larger-than-life personas. How well does that work when you wear jeans and a t-shirt and call yourself Mark?