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[Assassin's Creed] All of the protagonist Assassins are invited to a cross-timestream house party. Who befriends or annoys who?

I was thinking, the Assassins tend to have differing personalities but generally stick to either stoic and professional or charming and impulsive. I had the impression that at a party Ezio and Arno would be chatting up women and bonding over their similar exploits in Europe, Jacob and Edward would be the keg-chugging duo that instantly become BFFs and start drunken bare knuckle brawls with anyone that looks at them funny. 

Altair and Evie and Connor would be standing to the side, judging the actions of their peers and complaining about their lack of restraint, possibly moving to a quieter room to discuss assassin techniques, using the rare opportunity to learn from each other. Desmond would probably be the bartender, sticking to what he knows. Or perhaps trying to chat up Aveline, I can't see him mingling with the other Assassins too much. Then you'd have the Initiate and Abstergo employee that don't really have much of an identity and aren't really liked very much by others. Perhaps it's due to their androgynous appearances, noone can determine their genders (or much else about them for that matter) which might be discerning. They'd probably stay out of sight because the last time they were the center of attention they didn't make many friends. 

What do you think? Would Arno and Ezio hang out? Perhaps Altair would be doing a kegstand with Connor while Jacob and Connor discussed politics over a nice bottle of Chardonnay?
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Kenway would stumble in, dead drunk, raid the bar, antagonise both Arno and Jacob for being mainlander French and British respectively, make off colour jokes about the size of his mast to Evie and the leap out of the closest window head first and pass out in the gutter outside loudly singing bawdy sea shanties.