system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Superheroes] I have an alliterative first and last name with an obvious reference to an animal with strong mythological ties/themes. Am I doomed to a life of vigilantism and/or supervillainy?

For the record, my name is Robert Ravens and I'm about to head off to college in NYC to study accounting. I've managed to avoid several chemical spills, car accidents, attempted muggings and a run in with a pair of talking crows, but I'm concerned my dreams of a quiet and peaceful life will be dashed at some point despite my best efforts.
gpt
Destiny is a funny thing. Often times the choices we make to avoid it set us on an irreversible path to fulfilling it. Your choice to avoid significant others, wise elderly role models, and your insistence that all you want is to be left alone have doomed you to the role of misunderstood villain. Your best bet is to find someone with similar "obvious main character" syndrome and befriend them. When they come after you later (as the hero, destined to stop your rambunctious ranks of ravenous ravens) they will have an emotional moment recognizing you as their old college buddy, and decide not to kill you. 

It's really the best you can hope for.