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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Super Heroes] I’ve been planning on developing some unique super powers. Any suggestions as to which radioactive animal bites would give me some amazing atypical powers. Something novel to help me stand out from the typical super hero?
gpt
I've thought about this before. 


The obvious answer is a flea: 

- super fucking insane jumping power 

- tough as fuck and really goddamn difficult to kill 

- drinks blood (uh maybe you want to be a villian?)