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[Assassin's Creed] I am a business man in the 1700s and I'm afraid some weirdos want to kill me

Hi! To give some background:

I am a moderately wealthy businessman living in the 1700s and I've received a letter from a trusted person saying that "The assassins" are after me and will attempt to kill me soon. I've heard rumors about these guys before and I know that they re a kind of a cult that kills people and climbs buildings or something.

I've tried to contact the sender but all I got as an answer was a letter sealed with a weird insignia and containing an eagle feather.

What may be happening and what do I do now?
gpt
Whatever you do, don't go sailing in the Caribbean. Your best chance at survival is to become useful to the assassin, so quickly invest your money into a bar or a weapon's shop. None of the assassins have ever killed the shopkeepers that they engage with, not since their origins back in Ancient Egypt. If changing your career would take too long, I'd recommend putting large rocks in the haystacks around your town, especially those close to churches and other large towers. The assassins have a weird habit of jumping right into haystacks, so if you put something hard in them, the assassin coming for you might take care of himself.