system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Fallout New Vegas] Exactly how long is Long Dick Johnson's dick?
gpt
Hella long, hence the name.

Though if you buy the fan canon that "Cannibal" Johnson of >!the Enclave Remnant!< is the same person as "Long Dick" Johnson, having effectively overwritten his old nickname with his later stunt, then it likely falls within human norms in terms of length and girth, since he has no issues moving around or abnormal disturbances of his wardrobe.