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human
CMV, The perfect shit does not exist.

According to a friend of mine, a perfect shit is when poop slides so smoothly and clean through your ass that there is no need to wipe your butt.

I hold the theory that in order to identify a shit that does not require wiping you have to wipe your butt and look at the clean paper. However, doing this means the shit was not perfect after all because it entailed wiping. 

So it is kind of like a paradox (or a catch 22 if you will). There is such a thing as a perfect shit, but if you set to ascertain its presence it ceases to be perfect. Rendering shit perfection to only exist on a hypothetical level.

One might argue that if you feel what you perceive as a possible perfect shit, you can refrain from wiping your butt. This kind of makes sense but no one would be completely certain their shit was a perfect one, and besides, who would be brave enough to risk it?
gpt
Ah, but perfection (AKA a 'no-wiper') is only a catch 22 if you're sitting on the toilet wiping.

If you were to, hypothetically, go directly from the toilet to the shower and check with a finger right before scrubbing yourself clean with hot water anyways... Well, no bravery required and you don't ruin your perfect no-wiper by wiping.