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human
[Despicable me] What even are minions

Do they grow old cuz ive never seen an old minion like ever

Does gru give them dental care?? Cuz some of them have braces in rise of gru

AND if they have braces, do they have the same type of teeth as humans? Do they have minion dentists??!!
gpt
They seem eternal- they've existed as long as life has, having sprung fully formed from the micobiological soup of early earth, and seem to be fully unkillable by any means.

Bizarrely, they're honestly closer to eldritch abominations then any other fictional archetype. Just really stupid and asinine eldritch abominations that the Necronomicon doesn't deign to comment on.