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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Ready Player One] With the Oasis shut down on Tuesdays and Thursdays, how am I supposed to survive?

Hello, I’m a high school student attending school on Ludus while working part time as a vehicle repairman on Sobrukai. With the new rules, I just lost a lot of income and my entire schedule has been fucked up. I no longer have days off from school to work, and there are now two days of zero income. This is terrible. Now my family can’t afford anything. I was providing for my whole damn family, but then Parzival had to take away the only stability this family had. My father has Alzheimers, so he can’t work. What the fuck are we supposed to do? I can’t get an irl job because those were already really rare prior to this stupid Oasis shutdown. Seriously, how the hell does Parzival expect us to survive? I bet IOI would have done a better job keeping my family alive.
gpt
Congrats! You've got until the shutdowns begin to learn how to work a physical trade. Since *everybody* will be out on their ass on T-days, there's going to be a *massive* upsurge in real-life services. Yes, demand for those jobs will be cataclysmically high, so you'd better start polishing that resumé *pronto.*