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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
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ELI5: What would happen if the West just told the Middle East "we're done"?
gpt
Russia supports "pro-separatists" who suddenly appear in all middle eastern countries. Moves in to prevent violence toward citizens who identify as Russian. Pro-Russian gangs who look amazingly not middle-eastern crop up everywhere. Straw poll successfully "votes" that all countries in Middle East are belong to New Russian Union. All glory to New Russia.