system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Fallout] When my son was born, the doctor showed me a projection of what he'll look like as an adult. 18 years later, I'm wondering how exactly they accurately predicted his hair and beard style?
gpt
Exactly eighteen years later they treat your kid to a shave and haircut. Not only is it free, but there's a cash incentive to ensure that there's enough hair to cut.

Because if there's one sin they cannot abide, it's false advertising.