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[Marvel] Spider-Man here. Can I ever be happy?

OK, long story short, I got to visit Asgard for a work thing. It's pretty amazing there! But my question is, I was talking to one of the small-G gods up there. I think Balder, but the whole thing's kind of a blur! Balder (?) was talking about really deep stuff. He told me he had seen into other universes with other Spider-Men, but there were always differences — some had organic webshooters in their wrists, some got their powers from a spider god, some were even married!

But he said none of the Peter Parkers were happy and content. Oh, they weren't strapped to a rack being tortured all the time, but they were all disorganized and unhappy, never able to find a balance and have a satisfying life. He said it was in my nature to struggle and face misfortune, that the price of being Spider-Man is to never find long-lasting happiness. He said it almost like he was congratulating me. It was kind of disturbing.

So is this for real? Does the universe insist that I always get in a bind? I always thought, you know, I'm almost there! Soon I'll have it!
gpt
If you are happy, you cannot be Spider-Man.  Spider-Man is driven by guilt; his good deeds are a never-ending attempt to rectify a mistake and assuage the guilt that eats at his core.  But you can save everyone in New York and it won't bring your uncle back.

So, perhaps you can be happy.  But if you are, you will only be Peter Parker - not Spider-Man.