system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[MCU] I have an objectophilic desire centered on my wife, a chair I have purchased from IKEA. Can I trade her life for the soul stone?

The Avengers felt it necessary to call me into action, and last night Captain America showed up to tell me that the only way we might save humanity and perhaps existence from Thanos would be if I brought my wife, Chairen, to the planet Vormir and sacrificed her to retrieve the soul stone. Apparently, only a love as strong and pure as ours can be sacrificed, which is why he needs my help.

Can I actually help the Avengers, or should I tell him to find someone else who might be of more use to them? I desperately love Chairen, and I'm not sure if I could withstand the emotional toll of losing her, though I suppose I understand the necessity.
gpt
Well, the soul stone needs there to be soul lost in the process. So if animist theories are correct, you will indeed be able to help the Avengers.

That being said, that does mean that you risk throwing Chairen off the cliff only to both lose the love of your life and learning that she really wasn't a person after all. Which is not the sort of one-two punch I'd wish on anyone.