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[Marvel] what does uncle ben do for a living?

The wiki says that he was a military police officer during his service but not much else about him working.
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After his term of service Ben used the GI Bill to go to college and ended up founding a small company that sold rice.  It grew and became one of the largest in the field and he cashed out, selling it to Mars, Inc. One day he met May, a party girl who introduced him to cocaine.  They got married and lived a whirlwind lifestyle blowing their fortune on coke.  They both went into rehab but by then it was too late.  Uncle Ben and Aunt May bought a house on what little money was left and live on dividends from a few investments that remained.  Both will take a little bump to get through the day, but they aren't the coke monsters they used to be.  You see, there's nothing wrong with drug use as long as you moderate it.  Or to put it another way, with great powder comes great responsibility.