system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Superheroes] Hey there, I'm an upcoming superhero and just passed the first year mark and I've started to notice something peculiar?

there seems to be a 1 in 5 chance that whenever I arrive on the scene the cute girl from my workplace that I'm crushing on is part of the danger in one way or another, is this a common thing for other heroes or what?
gpt
You've got a stalker. Not too surprising, relatively normal for a celebrity.

As a superhero there is a significantly above average chance they want to kill and/or torture you into going evil. You should probably look into that. Deliberately causing scenes to try and get you to show up is also a possibility, which is better or worse depending on how much you value the lives of the public.