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ELI5: Why is it recommended to drink lots of milk after swallowing bleach ?
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There is a protein in milk, one protein structure called lactase (kind of like a microscopic arm made of legos) is responsible for making bleach less harmful when swallowed.

 This protein "lego arm" binds onto the highly reactive chlorine atom and the highly reactive OH (hydroxide) molecule in the basic bleach, when it does this it, the protein transforms (like a transformer, except its final form is shitty ...and turns into sort of a "homo gangbang" ... i.e.: homogeneous cluster of protein). The protein molecules then combine and coagulates with the above dangerous stuff... This allows your body to SHIT it out rather than being absorbed into your system.

So milk helps by having its lactase bind onto the "bad" particles and allows you to shit out the homo. gangbang of lego arms.