system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Star Wars] Why hasn't anyone extrapolated Technology from the Sarlaac that would extend their life to thousands of years?
gpt
Threepio never says you will be *alive* for a thousand years, just that you'll be slowly digested.  And why are you trusting what a mobster without a xenobiology degree says about sarlaac biology anyway?