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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Mars Attacks!] It's been 20 years since Mars attacked. How's the planet Earth doing?

Have the cities been rebuilt? Are the survivors barely scratching a living in the ruins, or has cannibalised Martian technology brought them to a new golden age? How's Tom Jones' career doing? How long did Acting President Taffy Dale stay in office? Are doves still regarded as a symbol of peace? How long did Slim Whitman stay at the top of the global music charts?

And are the Martians likely to try again?
gpt
After broadcasting music to Mars there has yet to be a response or much activity from the red planet. Many of the cities are still ruins but new ones are now forming. Much of the technology used by the Martians is still not understood but thanks to our brave folks in R&D we are learning more every year. We've made a few advancements in regards some hand held weapons and transmuting extreme energy into other forms but replicating much of that tech is still beyond us.

Tom Jones saw a few good years before fading into obscurity and running a large chain of casinos in New Vegas.

Taffy Dale was decidedly a disaster as a president and lasted only one term.

Slim Whitman stayed at the top of the charts for awhile but slowly faded from popularity. His songs are still however used by politicians hoping to capitalize on the Martian attack to help with their career, the same goes for releasing doves.