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human
[Harry Potter] Why the hell didn't the wizards tell us there was a Dark Lord hellbent on world domination?

We have cruise missiles and tanks and shit.  We could've bombed Voldemort from a hundred thousand miles away and then everyone could've rested easy.

I mean, as far as I'm aware it's generally accepted that Gun beats Wand, so wouldn't an air strike on Voldemort's castle of evil(Or wherever he was chillin'.) wrap the whole thing up in a tight little bow?
gpt
"Hey, Muggles. We've been living under your noses since the dawn of time. We can make money, gold, bring back the dead, make you fall in love with us, warp your minds and bodies, travel through time, and our children use nightmarish spells as childhood pranks. Oh, and a guy who can kill you by farting green lightning is tearing shit up. If you could just take care of that..."