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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
ELI5, Julian Assange has just been granted asylum by the Ecuadorean government. What does this even mean?

 Will he just be held in Ecuador for now? Until what happens? I believe this is in regards to declaring that he would not face a fair trial if he were to be extradited to the US. But I'm not positive. And the UK threatening to storm the embassy in Ecuador to retrieve Assange, what would this do to the two countries?
gpt
Pretend you are a boy named Julian Assange in a middle school class. A teacher is being bought off by students to give them better grades. You expose the teacher and the students for the corruption, to the whole school. Drama ensues and now none of the people involved can be trusted, all because of you. Now, one of the kids buying off the teacher, a huge, muscular boy named Sam Uncles wants to beat you up for tattling on him. You are really scared, but luckily your friend Equa Dorian offers to let you hide in his house. He tells the whole school he beat you up, when in actuality, you  chilled together and played Halo. Sam Uncles is satisfied because he felt like you were beat up and you are not truly beat up.