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[General Myth] Legendary Pain Olympics

Jesus was on the cross for about six hours. Odin hung himself from a tree for nine days, and also gouged his own eye out to place it in the well of Mimir.

Which gods, heros, or mythological figures have endured the most pain? Separate medal categories for voluntary vs involuntary pain.
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Marvin, the Paranoid Android, existed for thirty-seven times longer than the universe itself, and was utterly miserable for all of it.

In particular, he had this terrible pain in the diodes down his left side (which somehow ended up being the only part of him **not** replaced or upgraded in all those billions of years).