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[Harry Potter] How should I tell my girlfriend of my magical heritage?

[](/twipride) I've been dating this woman for almost a year now, and we're close. Close enough that she's confided some very personal stories from her life to me, and while we haven't said it I think we both know marriage is on the table.

The one problem is... she's a Muggle and doesn't know about magic. I haven't told her that I'm a wizard.

Understand, the last thing I want to do is lie to her. But since I first thought of it I've been paralyzed with dread by all the stories about Muggles running away from their magical lovers when they learn the truth, and I'd die of a broken heart if that happened to me.

What's the best way to... drop the news? Should I buy her a pygmy puff? Conjure her a rose from the end of my wand? Is there a pamphlet I can get for her?
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You should definitely break it to her slowly and start by making it seem as if only you have magic.

Clean the entire house while she's out.

She goes out to check the mail, and when she comes back, the house is filled with flowers.

Take a sip of Felix Felicis right before sex.

When she asks you what's going on with you lately, then you show her the wand and tell her you are magic. Once she's accepted that, you can tell her the rest.