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[Tales from the Crypt] Who was the Crypt Keeper in life, and why is he so fond of puns?

The more I think about it, the curioser it gets.
gpt
Maybe he wanted to be a comedian in Paris (yeah, he's french, check the tude).  But then the black plague struck so he had to go into body disposal and tell his jokes to corpses.  His puns were so bad heaven, hell, and purgatory kicked him out of their lines and he is doomed to stay on earth.  But he learned a really great joke in line and it's the funniest thing ever especially since he's never going to tell it to anyone alive.  It's why he's always laughing, he's thinking of the joke you're missing out on when you listen to the puns.