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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[General]I just discovered that I am the only child of a "hero" who lead a quest to topple our Emperor/Overlord/King/President. I am NOT going questing to try to avenge him. Now that I know this, how do I avoid getting murdered?

My mom just told me and tried to pass off my father's [sword/blaster rifle/laser blade/magical bow etc] and told me that it was my father's dying wish to avenge him.  Except I have a boring, stable job in the middle of nowhere and no desire whatsoever to try to topple our immense powerful leader. Now that I know who I am, what can I do to avoid dying or being arrested?


Edit: God damnit.  An old man just showed up and told me I was the Chosen One.  I am NOT getting into this shit. Those boxes won't load themselves onto the [setting appropriate form of transportation].  What do I do with THIS guy now?
gpt
I hate to say it, but this is just going to keep escalating until you give in. If you keep doing nothing, expect your evil overlord to kill your love interest, or an adorable small child, or burn down your village or something. The good news is that you probably won't die yourself (or not permanently), since that would interfere with your Reluctant Hero narrative.