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[Marvel] Do symbiotes go up the butt?

Hey, real quick, Hi, I'm Bee-Man, from a while ago, I was buzzin' about with beeautiful plan to burgularize AIM with my Bee Bee Gun MK II when I accidentially unleashed a swarm of symbiotes that they had in storage. I'm stuck in a storage closet and it doesn't seem like there's any way for the symbiote bonded to get in.

I have to get out of here somehow, but I saw one of those things beecome a monstrous suit of a guy and I'm like, super freaked out. Do they go in your mouth? That's gross. They look like sinews but not sinews. 


Do they go up the butt? What if I'm wearing repurposed ballroom dancer tights and sport underwear? I really need answers to this and uh, advice on how to get out of here. 

Time's a factor.

I'm actually hiding in a crate inside of the storage closet and I am NOT safe. Normally I'd have a bee pun and launch honey blasts or sting bombs at tge guys but monster fetish suits are way above my pay grade.
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Honestly? Symbiote Russian Roulette is probably your best shot at getting out of there alive. AIM is going to be in full panic mode, and whatever defenses you got around to get in there in the first place are nothing compared to what they're going to fire up to deal with the containment breech; there's a very high chance that, as we speak, the self destruct device for that facility is already silently counting down. You are probably going to die if you sit in that crate any longer.

Any AIM mook you meet is going to blast you, and any automated defenses are going to shoot first and ask questions never. You can find common cause with a symbiote, if only for the duration of the emergency. If the two of you turn out to be on the same page in a general sense, congratulations, you just made a friend for life and got a much better gimmick than being the guy with bees who isn't The Pain. If the symbiote turns out to be a dick, lure them into a church steeple and make a run for it when the bells go off.

As far as where they go, they're going to creep into *every* orifice. Dancer tights are not going to keep them out. Fortunately, they've got a built-in incentive to be gentle; once linked, you share sensations, so any rough treatment they give you comes right back onto them. Most long-term pairs have no complaints on that front, and even the people who reject the combination have more complaints about the mental invasion than the rectal one.