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[Spider Man] When Spider Man webs up criminals to streetlamps/bridges/high up walls/the sides of buildings etc, how much does it cost the NYPD to get them down?

What I mean by this is who is responsible for removing the criminals, how much do they need to be paid (if at all), what is the process for detangling/dissolving the webbing, and how much labor/man hours does it take to complete the job?
gpt
Criminals!?  Citizens of New York you mean.  What evidence is provided by this”hero” that these men and women broke the law?  When has Spider-Man ever testified in a court-of-law that he saw a crime take place?  Never!  

These good people get strung up and inconvenienced by that wall-crawler.  What are the police supposed to do?  Arrest them for what?  Charge them with what?  Any two-bit lawyer will get any one of them to walk free if the judge doesn’t throw the case out first.  Hero?  He’s a menace!