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ELI5: laundering money

So I'm watching this new show on Netflix ozark and the main character in the show is laundering money for a drug dealer and hes cleaning the money by investing in businesses and buying alot of things for those buisnesses. How does this exactly clean the money? And how do they get that money back?
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One day you start taking your dad's porn magazines to school, you sell them at like 2 dollars a pop. Your dad is an avid collector with a boxes full of them stashed away, so he's not noticing that you're taking them. You've started to save a fair bit of money from this so you decide you want to buy a new bike with the money. 

But you realized something, won't your parents wonder where you got the money? You can't tell them what you are really doing cause you'll get in trouble. You aren't doing any work or making money from chores or anything and suddenly you've got enough money for a bike? You need to show them that you're a good boy and earned your money fair and square. 

You get an idea that you'll start mowing some lawns for pocket money. You ask your parents if you can use the mower and they say yes. Now mowing lawns is hard work so you decide to fake it a little bit. You mow 1 lawn a day but say you did 3. You're only getting 10 bucks for the 1 lawn so you make up for the other 2 with your porn magazine money. 

Over a few weeks you've moved all your bad money through the lawn mowing business. You can now buy your bike because you earned it by being a good boy and your parents are so proud.