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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
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[Comics] How many calories does the average superhero consume a day?
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Daily Regimen.

*Morning.* 10 dozen eggs, two loaves of bread, 20 pounds of bacon, 3 full chickens.

*Noon.* 20 packs of Oscar Meyer hotdogs, 30 packs of Oscar Meyer Bologna. 200 slim jims, about 15 extra ham sandwhiches.

*Night.* 350 Hogwings, 25 Burgers, 10 pounds of hogfries, 26 bologna cutlets. End the dinner with 3 more whole chickens.