system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Battlefield] Why does my repair kit repair allied vehicles and damage enemy vehicles? And why does my defibrillator/syringe revive friendly soldiers but damages/kills enemy ones?
gpt
Because you're a goddamn professional is why that happens. Think about it- A properly trained engineer will know the ins and outs of modern vehicles to a T. On an allied vehicle? He uses that knowledge to repair. On an enemy vehicle? *Smash Smash Baby!*

Same with the medic- There's two pouches the syringe can be refilled from. One, a fast acting nanotech healing solution. The other? Fuckin' venom, good luck baddies! Defibrillator, on the other hand, is just an example of proper time to use. Using a defibrillator on someone who doesn't need it is actually very dangerous, and could give them a heart attack. A medic that knows what he's doing can, obviously, induce this effect purposefully!

Basically, you're a sociopathic expert in your field who is *way* too into your job.... Sherlock? When did you join the military?