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[Star Wars] What is the best part of Star Wars history?

*(incl. Expanded universe,^legends)*

**The most interesting stories in tens of thousands years  detailed Star Wars history.**
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The life story of Mitth'raw'nuruodo:

* Started career in the Chiss Expansionary Defense Fleet, becoming the youngest Force Commander in the fleet's history.
* Wiped out a sizable Trade Federation task force (spearheaded by two Lucrehulks and about two to three thousand Vulture droids) sent to destroy the Outbound Flight project with three light cruisers and nine fighters.  Kept one Lucrehulk intact, re-programmed its Vulture droids, and then destroyed Outbound Flight (six Katana Dreadnoughts glued together) and crippled the entire Vagaari (nomadic barbarian/slaver assholes) fleet.
* Was exiled by his own people to a remote planet for being too much of a badass (and because he kept on launching preemptive strikes on enemies).  He was found after dismantling an Imperial landing party with some berries, a monowire (to down a TIE Fighter), a slingshot, and psychological warfare, and then hopping aboard their landing craft as they GTFO'd back to their Star Destroyer.
* Was so badass that Palpatine, despite running an Empire that went full Nazi Holocaust on non-humans, secretly took him in and eventually made him a Grand Admiral.
* Can tell Palpatine to fuck off when Palpatine gives him an impossible mission.  First time this happens he gets demoted, but after the guy sent in his place gets rekt he gets it back.
* While the Empire was getting shat on by a bunch of Rebel derps Thrawn was too busy pacifying the Unknown Regions, being one of the few in the Empire besides Palpatine to know of the Yuuzhan Vong.  Ends up creating a confederacy known as the "Empire of the Hand" instead which is basically like a nice, less racist version of the Empire.  The Empire of the Hand would later go on to create things like Star Destroyers without exposed superstructures where all the important people stand in, no doubt because Thrawn realized that that's a terrible idea.
* Whenever on vacation from his Unknown Region business, kicks Rebel ass.  Defeats rogue Grand Admiral Zaarin.
* After learning of Endor and finally defeating his arch-nemesis in the Unknown Regions, the pirate warlord ~~Moriarty~~ Nuso Esva, Thrawn decides that he has to go save the actual Empire.
* Takes command of the Imperial Remnant.  Finds a crazy dark Jedi and some cloning tanks on Wayland and goes all in.  Nearly roflstomps the New Republic despite starting out at a severe disadvantage because he's Freud/Clausewitz/Hannibal/Sun Tzu/Sherlock Holmes combined.  Is eventually backstabbed by his own Noghri bodyguard after a series of truly unfortunate events occurred, no doubt due to the will of the ~~plot~~ ~~author~~ Force.
* Ten years after his death, rumors of his return send panic across the New Republic.  While it turns out the whole thing was a fraud, Thrawn actually did have a clone of himself ready to go back on Nirauan, the heart of the Empire of the Hand.  Unfortunately, Luke and Mara Jade manage to find it by accident and destroy it...accidentally.  Kinda.  Sorta.  They didn't want to.
* Thrawn was undoubtedly rolling in his grave (in schadenfreude) when the Yuuzhan Vong arrived and tore the New Republic five new assholes.

Abilities include:

* Intimidating or disturbing everyone with glowing red eyes.
* Making Imperials of both sexes go "HNNNNNNNNGH" every time he opens his mouth or wins what should have been a lost battle.
* Being able to decipher opponents' character/psychology and predicting their actions simply by studying their art, whether it's the art of their species/culture/planet, the art of that they own, the art that they made...
* Being able to decipher opponents' character/psychology and predicting their actions without art anyways.
* Understanding things like "don't kill subordinates for no reason" and "carrot over stick" and "space is three-dimensional" and "retreat is not always a bad idea" and "don't underestimate Ewoks", which alone would already make him a better military leader than 99% of his peers.