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ELI5: Why aren't Bidets popular in the U.S.?

Outside of America, bidets are more commonly found in washroom. In America, we instead opt to use toilet paper rolls. Not only is it more wasteful, but it's not as clean.

So why doesn't the U.S. adopt the use of bidets? Seems like it'd be a win for everyone. Less wasteful, more comfortable, and more clean.
gpt
American here, we don't like anything new near our buttholes. New things scare us, anything to do with buttholes scare us. We may be the best country in the world but we are very shy about our buttholes.