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[Pacific Rim] If you were in charge, how would you handle the Kaiju threat?

Because we all know battling it out with giant suits that need two people to pilot and building a wall around the ocean is a waste of time.
gpt
A six hundred yard sharpened and barbed tungsten carbide rod positioned over the rift with nukes strung along it every hundred yards. Rift opens, Kaiju rises up, and the tungsten rod spears through it like the the kebab skewer of the gods themselves. Piggybacking on the properties of Kaiju flesh that allow it to pass through the rift, the rod plummets back down through it.

The nukes are on a timer which is set to go off three minutes after they stop receiving a radio signal from this side of the breach, and to disarm themselves if they start to receive it again. In this fashion we can guard against the nukes being detonated where it might affect us. Instead, the Kaiju-Kebab is marinated for a short time in saltwater and then flash-seared, along with its home universe, in five coordinated nuclear blasts.