system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Batman] If im a thug and Batman starts beating me up can I just pretend to be unconcious and then haul ass when he's gone?
gpt
Probably what a good portion of the henchmen do. There are only so many people in the city who do organized costumed crime id bet. Probably have a hench union and rules/guidelines for fighting the Bat. 

No more than 2 (two) Direct Beatings in any one crime wave without hazard pay.

No Henchman in class One Part Time Hench will take the lead on any Fight Formation if Batman is directly involved.

Full time Hench will only take lead in the absence of a Named Henchman.

All Non-Named Henchmen are required to put up a fight for the time designated for their class.

Failure to wear appropriate padding constitutes non- compliance and may result in loss of health benefits.