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[General Fantasy] I'm a powerful villain who plans to wait, immobile, in a throne until a hero comes along. How do I maintain my muscle mass and agility?

Hi everyone, Lord Emperor Ghalgyrax here. I'm just your average, everyday, seven-foot-tall sword-and-sorcery arch villain in peak physical condition. I've got my empire all squared away, and I have several governors tackling each province. But now I'm bored, and have nothing left to conquer, so I think I'll just lock myself in my throne room and stay completely still, slumped into this giant throne.

I figure in a few decades, a bold hero or two will make their way through my land, restoring order, and eventually break down the door to my chamber.

My question is, when these do-gooders arrive, how will I be able to deliver a lengthy monologue, launch myself up, and start swinging around my hundred-pound greatsword? I don't feel like doing anything other than sit right here until they come. Do you have advice on how I can keep up this perfect physique without getting up?
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>and have nothing left to conquer

What kind of powerful villain are you?  Have you conquered all the stars in the sky, are you despite your proclaimed abilities still a slave to gravity like the other mortals?  Have you sailed across the seas bringing righteous oppression?  Have you broken into parallel universes to dethrone an alternate less-evil you yet?

Let's get something straight newbie, there's always something left to conquer.

Get back out there and get to it.