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[Inglorious Basterds] What happens to SS officer Hans Landa after the Basterds send him to USA?
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He moves to Nantucket and lives quietly off his pension, but it is not a happy retirement. He at first attempts to claim credit for his part in Hitler's death, but the scar on his face and the revelations about his past conspire against him. The Medal of Honour never materialises; at first his contacts in the Pentagon blame the complexities of bureaucracy, then later they just stop answering his letters.

Instead the credit for Hitler's death goes to Aldo Raine. His homespun manner and surprisingly modest heroism are enough to kick-start a political career and, as soon as he's in a position to push for it, he starts trying to take Landa's pension away. In 1957 he succeeds, and Landa is left destitute. His house falls into ruin around him and he turns to drink. He dies of liver failure in 1964; his funeral is attended only by the local minister, out of a sense of Christian obligation, and by Congressman Raine, who finishes a bottle of bourbon during the brief address and then, to the priest's horror, unzips his fly and urinates at considerable length into the open grave.