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[Batman] I got offered a Software Developer position at Wayne Enterprises but I'd have to move to Gotham. Any tips?

So, I applied a few weeks back and today I received confirmation that I got the job! Only thing is, I won't be able to work from home, and as such, I'd have to move to Gotham City. I don't know much about it except that it's kinda cold and grim. Do you have any tips? Best neighbourhoods, places to avoid, etc? Any help is appreciated!
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Invest in heavy layers. It's often cold and wet. 

Look for a place in the nicer parts of town. If you can, the commute may be worth it to live off the island. Bad shit happens on the island. 

Don't live in Bludhaven. 

Avoid anything near Blackgate prison, Crime Alley, and for your sanity's sake, do not go near arkham. 

If you start hearing police sirens, move in the opposite direction. 

If you see THE BAT, leave. If THE BAT wants answers, you answer him. He won't hurt you if you cooperate. If you run, he will chase you.. That's what criminals do. Don't look like a criminal. He's been known to permanently cripple runners. Your new boss, Bruce Wayne, tends to take care of people who the Bat hurts without cause.... but better safe than sorry. 

The criminals are weird. they're violent. If you get robbed, pray it's someone from organized crime. They're far more likely to just take your money. The nutjob gangs will gut you, freeze you, gas you, or do weird experiments on you if they get a chance. 

Do not buy a gun for self-defense. The bat doesn't like guns. 

if you see one of the lesser vigilantes, exercise the same caution you would with one of the nutjobs - leave, calmly, comply as much as you can, and hope the Bat gets to them before something bad can happen. 

Avoid large charity events. they tend to go badly.