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[DC] I recently got a job at the Daily Planet and I'm really fed up with my coworkers. Advice?

I know the Daily Planet has the long and storied reputation as being a great paper, but now that I'm here I can't help but feel their professional standards are lacking.

I mean, first there's "award winning" Lois Lane and let me tell you, I'd rather cover a warzone than spend 5 minutes with her. She doesn't seem to realize she's only praised for her fluff pieces on Superman. I mean, she just stumbles into situations where Superman is bound to show up.

Then there's this big doofus from Smallville who's the most unprofessional person I've worked with. He's constantly late for deadlines, disappears from the office at random times of the day, and every time there's a crisis that needs to be covered, he's nowhere to be found. I think the only reason he hasn't been fired is because everyone feels sorry for him.

Is there any way to tactfully address this with my boss? I know this job is huge for my career but I'm starting to think this place is overrated.
gpt
That doofes from Smallville has the 2nd best Nose for News in this town, and that is only because Ms. Lane lives here. Not only can Kent dig through piles of documents to find the critical hidden information like no one else, he also has an amazing feel for the every-man and the victims of those big events when he goes in afterwards.

Do you think those awards on his desk are from high school football?