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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Tolkien] I'm an orc. What's in it for me?

Am I nostalgic for the old days when Morgoth ran things? Does Sauron offer some kind of great benefits package? 

What's my motivation here?
gpt
A home.

Orcs are slaughtered on sight in every land of the world except Mordor. Granted, they are sometimes cooked for food in some parts of Mordor, but your odds are still far better.

Sure, you're working for an evil force that wants to wipe out the world and remake it in his own image, but that image includes you. It's the only place in the whole world where you have a place. It's the only place you can belong.

Also, you get to slaughter and eat elfmeat, and who doesn't want that?