system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Command and Conquer] so some nerd just waltzed into my barracks and apparently we work for his boss now, what gives?
gpt
Hey look buddy. He's an engineer, that means he solves problems. Not problems like "what is Kane," because that would fall under the purview of weird plotline bullshit. He solves practical problems. For instance, how is he going to make these big mean mother-hubbards fight for the right side without having to tear them a structurally superfluous new be-hind? The answer: Use a gun. On the first guy he comes across. And when that don't work, use more gun. Until the rest of those sacks-o-craps fall in line.

NOW GIT!