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[Wh40k] Chaos doesn't seem so bad, is there a representative or something I can meet to weigh up the pros and cons?

I have a few enquiries to make about Chaos, specifically concerning the Nurgle branch of the thing.

This papa Nurgle fellow seems a really great guy, loves all his followers, gives them all cool gifts, lets us truly accept the futility of life etc, etc. It all sounds like a pretty sweet deal, but I've pretty much only heard it second hand, to be honest. I'm not sure what's made up, exactly. 

Are there any representatives I can meet to give a few questions to? Some of these gifts don't seem too great, and I'm wondering if they're optional at all. Perhaps I can get a quick chat with the big guy himself? He's probably got a pretty full schedule but maybe he has a few hours a week he frees up for newcomers? 

^Btw ^don't ^tell ^anyone ^about ^this, ^they ^really ^don't ^seem ^to ^like ^Chaos ^much. ^It ^seems ^to ^have ^a ^bit ^of ^a ^bad ^rep. ^Planetary ^governors ^aren't ^really ^supposed ^to ^dabble ^in ^these ^things, ^y'know?
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Chaos has a bad rep presicely because their representatives are hard to get a hold of. All of them are in the immaterium and talking to them is a bit difficult for material entities. 

What you need is a daemon. It's the title that all immaterial representatives of Chaos use. You wont be able to get to someone high up in the chaotic corporate ladder if you're just some random from the materium, so you need to start low. In your case you'll need to get in touch with a Nurgling or a Plaguebearer. 

Now, their time is limited, and they can't answer all the calls they get all the time so the best chance you have is to find a few people who are also interested in talking to a representative of Chaos and figuring out a big list of questions that you want to ask. This saves everyone time and makes it convenient for the daemons. 

Getting in touch with a daemon is also a bit tricky, so you'll need to either find someone who already has their number or combine the effort of your group to figure it out on your own. Once you do that, you can all get together, set up an atmospheric mood, dial up the daemon you want to talk to and voila, you now have a representative of Chaos with some insider knowledge ready to answer any questions you might have. It's that simple.