system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Star Wars] I'm a mid-rank Stormtrooper in the Imperial army. In a skirmish against the Rebel Scum, Lord Vader picked me up with the Force and used me as a meatshield against an explosion. I survived, but the damage has retired me. How does the Empire treat me? Do I get a pension, an accomodation?
gpt
In pappa palpatines empire you get a medal for services rendered and if you're lucky they won't bill you for the med droid that had to haul you off the battlefield or the perfectly fine armor you so callously bled all over.