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[Portal] FW: Why are there canned beans in the crawlspaces between the testing chambers?
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Thank you for sending your question through Aperture Science patented Automated Query Answer System. 

As you are no doubt aware, Aperture Science is extremely prepared for any kind of disaster (unlike our competitors: Black Mesa). Part of these preparations includes a big stock of all kind of canned food, including delicious beans. 

As part of a required protocol, these cans are stocked at strategic locations, to ensure a maximal survival rate of our researchers and test subjects in case of calamities, such as (but not limited to) alien invaders, mantis-men, deadly neurotoxin, earthquakes and floods. 

These beans are not usually placed in between test chambers. The Aperture Science Enrichment Center's cleaning staff thanks you for alerting us to the issue. We can guarantee that these beans were not placed there by a rogue researcher in response to an AI going haywire. 

We hope this answers your question. If you have any further questions, please submit the correct form through Aperture Science patented Automated Query Answer System.