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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
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[DC/Marvel]In the real world a common and false conspiracy theory is that aliens landed at Roswell and the government covered it up. In comics, everyone knows aliens are real. What are common and false conspiracy theories in comics?
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Mr. Fantastic has a crapload of super science inventions that could revolutionize the world (cold fusion, cure for cancer, reactionless thrusters), but he keeps them all locked up and doesn't share them with the rest of us because he prefers that regular humanity act as the low-tech peasants to his chosen technological elite.

Whenever the Incredible Hulk is supposed to have gone on a rampage, it's actually the government using him as a patsy for one of their false flag operations or experimental weapons tests gone wrong.

There's no such thing as Batman. "Batman" is actually just Superman putting on a black suit and having a bit of fun dressing up as a goth kid. No mere human being could survive what "Batman" has survived, or do what he's done.

Lex Luthor would actually make a fantastic president, but the liberals keep sabotaging him.