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[The Simpsons] Luann Van Houten here. Give me one good reason why I should let my precious Milhouse play with that awful Bart.

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing my jacuzzi suit.

Bart is a reckless troublemaker who has committed fraud, theft, vandalism, and even created international incidences. Often, he drags my Milhouse along with him. 

Milhouse is a sweet boy who would never get into trouble on his own. I got him a fish to encourage his interest in marine biology, and the fish went missing. I overheard that Bart boy saying there never was a fish, but why'd Milhouse have the bowl, Bart? Why'd Milhouse have the bowl?
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Mrs Van Houten.

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I have seen your son around town, as well as the young ruffian Simpson and they seem really close to each other, please dont take offence, but your son does seem a bit weedy and ill prepared for this world, having someone with the street smarts of Simpson might not be the worst thing in this crazy world.

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Think of the world we live in, That hank Scorpio guy runs the west coast (he does seem nice), our small town attacts all manor of calamities from nuclear meltdowns to asteroids (thank god for pollution) and dont forget the time the rouge environmental department covered us up in and impenetrable dome - it sucked.

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your son has found a lifelong friend, i would just be happy he has managed to find a decent human relationship when he has two such irrelevant parental units as you and that weed you called a husband.

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by gloyvin, look around woman, Millhouse needs this, suck it up.