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human
CMV: 5 is an honorary even number

I'm one of those people who feels weird whenever volume controls aren't left in even numbers. Increments of ten are the best, of course, but when either 10 is too low or 20 too high, any even numeral in between satisfies this mental itch. However, I have noticed that if I move it to 15, or any number ending in 5, it also satisfies this desire.

As I thought about it, it began to make sense. As I already stated, when volume is set to increments of ten, it's a delight. 5 is a beautiful number, too, because it is perfectly even between these increments of ten. Due to this half-perfect nature, I believe that 5 is essentially an honorary even number. Like an honorary doctorate, it's not really an even number, but can hang with that crowd if it wishes.

Edit: I appreciate the seriousness with which people are engaging in my tongue-and-cheek semi-shitpost. Thank you for the smiles. :)
gpt
I don’t think this has anything to do with being even. It has everything to do with being a multiple of 5

As an example, for volume between 10 and 20, even though 14 is an even number, 15 is superior. Same with 12, 16, and 18. Volume specifically is not based on even numbers at all.