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[The Simpsons movie] what were they other three solutions?

EDIT: apparently there's a typo in the title. Fuck.
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1) Drown the entire town in Duff Beer. 

2) First, we send in flocks of pigeons. Then, we send in hordes of Bolivian tree lizards, who will eat all the pigeons. Next, wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes to eat the lizards. Finally, we deploy snake-eating gorillas, who will freeze to death when winter rolls around. 

3) Let Hank Scorpio take a crack at Springfield.