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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Batman] So the joker kidnapped Nightwing and I'm the only member of the jokers gang who knows where both of them are....

I know the bat is after me so I ran but it's only a matter of time before he catches up to me. I know he won't kill me and I won't tell him anything so basically how screwed am I? How far will the bat to get the information out of me?
gpt
Ok buddy, deep breath. The joker is a sick fuck, and you have every reason to be afraid of him. That said, you should be much more afraid of the bat. The joker will kill you. The bat will torture you, cripple you, and lock your ass in jail, where you will be killed by joker thugs for cracking under the torture and telling Batman what he wanted to know. Yes, you will break. Doesn't matter how long, YOU WILL TELL.

If you want to avoid a lot of pain, suffering, jail time, and a shower time shanking, you need to tell batman everything. He knows what the joker is capable of. He knows the kind of power joker has over people, and he knows that no matter how long you've been a thug, goon, or mook, there's still a chance at redemption.

When Batman finds you, surrender immediately. Tell him what he wants to know, and beg him for his help. He's not about to throw you bad to the joker, though you shouldn't be surprised if his idea of witness protection involves leaving the country...permanently.

Also, he's probably already got eyes on you. You used the internet to post this question, you're using it to read the answers, and he's been tracking your location ever since. Seriously, Batman is probably looking over your shoulder right now with a bemused smirk.