system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[90s Kids Movies] I am a card-carrying villain, but my local college shut down, so my dreams of being a scientist have been crushed. Should i become a stepmother or a dogcatcher?

I was really looking forward to using a bunch of gadgets to take over the world, but ether abusing a tiny orphan girl in rags OR putting a bunch of stray puppies in the pound so they can be put down when their time is up will have to do. Which one do you think is more evil and nasty? I want to be the best villain i can be.
gpt
You are not thinking big enough. Take a lesson from some iconic baddies from the 80s and become a real estate developer. There is nothing more villainous than becoming rich by dashing local kids hopes and dreams  by closing down their local community centre to build another soulless mall.