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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Harry Potter] Can I get a transfer?

So my parents have sent me to magical school which is cool but I don't want to do anything magical. I want to be a scientist. What do I do?
gpt
If you want to do anything magical, then you should at least make some wizard friends and get a passing familiarity with the system so you can get magic items and hire wizards when magic is useful. Then figure out what you really want to do and start learning that.

If you want to be a scientist, transfer to another magical school (Hogwarts is way too dangerous) learn magic, and then work out the fundamental principles behind it. You should probably get an independent study class, or at least try to learn what you can online as well. You'll need to learn how science is done, as well as some interesting stuff that works well with magic. Your transfiguration will be a lot better once you know about carbon nanotubes and that sort of thing.

But pick one. You can't not care about magic and also be a scientist.