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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[General] What is the most boring job in the universe?
gpt
Retrograde temporal disturbance sapient verification agent.

RTDSV agents serve as one of many instruments of early detection for alterations to the pre-present timeline. Any travel to the past would, in theory, have cascading consequences, whether major or imperceptibly minor: different galactic leaders, a shift in the balance of power between sectors, branching etymologies for common or obscure words, phrases, and languages, or changes to soft furnishings and wallpaper.

A typical work shift consists of sitting in a small, bright, windowless room, thinking about whether any of these things have changed in the last 5 minutes or so. As temporal flux would render any physical records unreliable, no recording devices, network access terminals, or magazines are permitted while on duty. If an alteration is detected, a button is pressed, and the anachronism is independently verified; in the 14 years since the program's inception, there have been only false alarms.

Many begin to speculate, often about half-way into their first day on the duty, on whether there is a point to the job. If the past was altered, wouldn't their mind and memories be retroactively altered, too? If physical records are unreliable, why are neurons and synapses more trustworthy?

Nevertheless, no administration wants to be perceived as soft on the threat of time travel. So the program continues, and the RTDSV Agency's funding remains secure for the foreseeable future.

Despite one of the highest rates of turnover in civil service, with little potential for internal promotion, low entry requirements make employment as an RTDSV agent an easy option to work off student debt.