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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
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ELI5: How come acid doesn’t eat through glass like it does everything else?
gpt
Glass is made of two things silicon and oxygen. to dissolve it you need to be able to separate these two things apart. Think of these as a husband and wife. 

Their bond is quite strong as its quite a stable relationship.

Then comes the homewrecker called acid bringing their attractive ions along. Other couples are attracted to these ions more than their husband/wife therefore they dissolve. The bond in glass is too strong more most acids to break.

Except hydroflouric acid. They're the kneau reeves of the acid world. HOT.

Edit: after a long hard think... Im leaving the typos in.

Edit2: thanks for all the awards! Was not expecting that!