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CMV: Pee sitting is better than Pee standing

**Urinals and public toilets don't apply.**

My male friends, pissing while sitting is superior to pissing while standing. Here is why:

\- Pressure does not build up in your dick, and anything under its flight path will be hit, so you will very likely hit the front edge of your toilet if you piss while standing. Sitting negates this problem.

\- If you have held it for long enough, it can become difficult to control, so piss inconsistency and going too high is very likely.

\- If you suffer from bad aim, you know what happens :d

\- Dispersion: When you piss while standing, your piss will likely still hit outside of the toilet even if you aim perfectly, due to splash damage and your piss is anything but a laser, you might have hits from anywhere within the area of 1ft from the centre of the main piss stream.

\- When you get a boner, good luck aiming down.

\*Public toilets are a lot of times kind of disgusting, so I don't suggest you let your butt to be in contact with it.
gpt
Peeing standing up is fun. It's loud, and you can wiggle your dick around to hear the different sounds it makes depending on where the water lands. 

There are times when sitting in preferable, but there's are occasions where peeing standing at home is preferable. 

You can't claim that it's ALWAYS better to pee sitting down.