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[The Purge/Home Alone] In all the confusion leading up to The Purge, Kevin's family leaves him behind. How does he fair?

Do Harry and Marv come to seek vengeance? Does Kevin turn to bloodshed?
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His parents thought they left him, he knew they'd be panicking. Their precious boy left behind on purge day of all days.

But Kevin hadn't been left behind. Kevin STAYED behind. His tween mind filled with violent fantasies, stories from purges past and just the general twisted nature of the youthful mind, had been bouncing around in his skull for ages now. Months of cutting the grass, of cleaning the kitchen, washing windows, it was all finally worth it.

Every year since he was born, his home had been broken into for the purge. Finally, his parents wrote off the house during that special time of year. Opting instead to take the family to a off-shore resort that offered purge protection. 

Kevin's parents paid quite the premium to have insurance coverage during the purge (although as it only covered property damage it wasn't terribly priced) but that never made up for the emotional toil. Every year he returned to a ruined room, broken possessions, and the mocking laughter of his classmates. The McCallister family was a laughing stock. The McCowardly family, they were dubbed. But not this year, Kevin thought, no this year would be different indeed.

The alarms sounded, a voice announced the commencement of the purge. For a brief second, there was silence. Then the laughter started, the primal roars, the music. The Purge had begun, and anyone who entered this house did not know what they were in for.

The front door cracked open, and Kevin smiled.