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[Austin Powers] I am the Illegitimate son of Austin Powers and Alotta Fagina, my mother died and I just turned 18 what should I do now?

I lived the first 10 years of my life in Italy with my mother and step father. Then they moved us back to England because my mother had a affair with the Prime Minister of Italy and we had to leave before my step father and the Government of Italy could kill her. 

When I was 14 I had something called Mojo and it worked on a lot of girls. lost my virginity to my English teacher when I was 14 and she was 26. Then I started learning Karate because I felt like I could learn geo to defend myself. Then when my mom died I found out the truth about my father, Austin Powers. 

Should I join Austin and the MOD in protecting the world or do I join my cousin Scott and help him take over the world with my half Mojo Powers and Wit.
gpt
James Bond actually had a son apparently, called James Suzuki. Bond was however a shit father and didn't see him much and only supported him financially. Since Austin is like Bond but actually a good person, he would probably welcome a son gladly and raise him well. We see in Goldmember that Austin had some issues with his own father being absent, so he may not make the same mistake once he learns of the existance of a son. He also accepts Dr. Evil fairly quickly as his brother, so he seems to be the type to form a familial connection quickly with long lost relatives. Overall, I'd say there's a pretty good chance Austin would accept a son very well.