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[Jumper] I seem to have developed an ability to teleport at will, and a capacity to teleport things with me(~ a car's worth if I'm exerting myself). What's the most efficient way I can get rich while drawing the least amount of attention to me?

Ideally I would not want to be questioned by the IRS too much, but if there's a discrepency that can't be plausibly explained except by "teleportation" I'm willing to exploit that some given the unlikelihood of someone jumping to that conclusion.  

How do I live comfortably?
gpt
Start a nature walking podcast thats just you going for walks. Doesnt matter how popular it becomes. Just you going for walks in nature. Wide variety and some not close to home. Keep it going for months.

Have a shack on land that you personally own. Expensive but not impossible.

Wear a full body disguise. 

Teleport somewhere to get a lot of gold. Doesn't matter from where just dont leave any DNA or show any identifying traits.

Get rid of identifying marks on the gold. Hit anything that looks like a stamp with hammer. Gold is soft it will deform this way.

Bring it to shack in the woods on the land you own. Wait for a big snowstorm to pass or some other kind of inclement weather to pass. Then kick in the door and make a make shift little fire either inside or right outside. Make it look like someone used it as emergency shelter.

Today your going for a walk on the land you own to show your followers the area around your house.

Now you have a legit reason to be recording some random video of yourself and no one will be suspicious as to why you have a random recording of yourself taking a walk. Then someone must have left it for some unknown reason after they left your shelter. But you don't even have to come up with a reason. That's the beauty of it. You after all did not leave it behind so it's not on you to explain  why that's the part that trips other people  ip. "Dunno just found it" is all you have to say.

"Find" the gold in your shack on your podcast video freak out a bit when yop first see the cabin with a kicked in door, practice this it has to be authentic.

Dont upload the video.


Bring gold and video to local police. But leave a fair amount out that you stole. You dont want to show up to the police with the exact amount that went missing. It sucks but even a few bars is millions.

The video proves that you stumbled across it and no one is suspicious as to why your recording when they see your a nature walk podcaster on land that you own.

Wait the allotted amount of time for someone to "claim" their lost property.

Its going to take a while but no one can prove its the stolen gold.

Boom you legally own the gold.