system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[illuminated Medieval Texts]From wherth doth come the snails of size most great, jousting the flowers of nobility and threatening all of Christendom? How can ye gentle serfs protect thyselves from such devilry?

Why doth such fell beasts vex us so!?
gpt
Like the colossal rabbits and flesh-eating cabbages, they are demons sent by God to test the faithful.

The common man can rely on bows, crossbows, and slings to defend his home. Though the Pope has banned their use against Christians, they are acceptable arms to battle animals, demons, and Saracens.