system
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human
[Indiana Jones] Why didn't the US Government research the Ark?

Were they just being ultra cautious?
gpt
Based on the Area 51 warehouse, the standing U.S. policy for Weird Shit is to shove it in a hole and pretend it doesn't exist. They don't play around with the Ark for the same reason they didn't completely dissect the little green man they found outside Roswell, or mess with any of the other stuff they shoved in a crate and filed away for safekeeping.