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Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
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[all] Which villain has suffered the most tragedy?
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Doctor Doofenshmirtz. 

His mother didn't even show up for his birth.

He was forced to wear dresses his whole elementary school life.

He had to work as a lawn gnome and so lost balloony, his best friend. 

He had to compete with "Only Son" a prize winning show dog. 

He was abandoned and raised by oscelots. 

The guy has had it rough. 

He was shut out of the family dynamic when his brother claimed his mother as his own with permanent marker.