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How fast would i have to throw a hot dog to have it be cooked by wind friction when it lands?

Lets say I could throw anything at any speed, how fast would a hot dog have to travel to end up cooked by the time it hits the ground.
gpt
The energy generated by air resistance will be the same as the energy lost by the hot dog. It'll need to be well above terminal velocity to cook, so we can ignore gravity, so the energy lost is basically the same as the KE it starts with: 0.5mv^2 

Let's say m=100g.

If you put two in an 800W microwave, they'll (kind-of) cook in a minute. Esimating 33% efficiency, that means each one absorbs something like 8000J when it cooks.

If we put 0.5mv^2 = 8000J, we get v=400m/s, which means you have to throw it at 895mph. Round it to 900mph, because it's all very rough.

I've assumed that all of the energy generated by air resistance goes into the hot dog... in reality this won't happen. More of it will probably heat the air than the hot dog. If we guess that a quarter of it heats the hot dog, then we need to generate four times as much energy, and we'll need to throw it at 1800mph.

Of course it won't be cooked very evenly. It'll be scorched on one side and a mess on the other. If it's in a bun, the bread will ignite, so that'll give the meat a bit more cooking... it ain't gonna be pretty.