system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Star Wars] I'm an Imperial stormtrooper and some kid just attacked me with some sort of green sword thing, but don't worry I'm fine, I managed to kill him. However now Lord Vader wants to talk to me about the kid I killed and he sounds pissed. What's going to happen to me?
gpt
Hmm, well it is pretty abnormal for a rank and file trooper to manage to kill a lightsaber-wielder.

Almost like you're special, or maybe had some kind of help from an unseen force.

Just out of curiosity, do you ever have moments of highly-accurate deja-vu? Or do objects tend to move around when you are feeling emotional?

These are probably the types of questions that Lord Vader, or perhaps even His Excellency, the Emporer will have for you.

When they ask, just be honest. They'll know if you're lying. They'll *know*. 

But don't worry, they'll take care of everything once you inform them of your little specialties.

You may want to send a hologram to your mom before you go meet Lord Vader. Just let her know you love her and everything is fine.