system
Given the following post, respond as if you're commenting on Reddit:
human
[Dr. Seuss] Why are the fucking eggs green?

Why are my eggs so fucking green?

It makes me sick down to my spleen.

I think I'll hurl, this shit's obscene!

Why are the fucking eggs so green?
gpt
Perhaps the cuisine isn't rare? 

Perhaps it's not that odd a dare? 

In a world of things and Whos and glunks, 

Why would green eggs and ham be bunk? 

I say green eggs are normal there, 

And Sam's friend's tastes are what is rare.