I enjoyed the story, and especially liked the creative combination of key words (e.g. Zombie Ethernet Cable) into a single, well defined object. Is there possibly a better way to open the story. I believe that "Once upon a time..." is used too frequently. Perhaps it could open with, "Some time ago...", or "Not long ago..." or some other variance, just to keep the opening of stories from being static. Overall good and entertaining.
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