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tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-67891170993255836612014-04-25T12:12:03.992-07:00Danse Macabre 8An Online Alternative Literary JournalAdam Henry Carrièrenoreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6789117099325583661.post-49548845480613729992007-08-01T23:59:00.000-07:002007-08-02T02:53:47.533-07:00Issue 8
SHOTS
ACROSS
THE
BOW
from America,
with loveAdam Henry Carrièrenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6789117099325583661.post-4759879866788095632007-07-29T02:52:00.002-07:002007-08-01T23:43:06.159-07:00THREE POEMS by Elizabeth I. RisedenPlace

Cruising the Yangtze
through Three Gorges I’m instructed.
Mid afternoon mist and coal haze lull me
as does the engine’s thrum.

In the ballroom, Edward and Tammy Rhodes
sit in solitary splendor at the mahogany bar.
nipped and tucked to
Svelte emaciation,
aged dolly proportions, platinum-haired Tammy
might float from her lavender
leisure wear
but diamonds weight her.
She’s smashing perfection except for the right
eye,
drooping from one too many
surgeries.
Perhaps Edward isn’t pleased by the eye;
he pays her no attention as diamond-
studded gestures seek more and more
notice with each drink.

They speak to no one. Replete in themselves.

Abruptly he consults his Rolex, stretches, rises,
his Harrods one piece exercise
suit, displays a fine physique
for an older man.
Expressionless,Tammy trails him.

II.

In Xian, Mrs. Liu, the farmer’s wife
grins with odd angle teeth white
as purest alabaster.
Shy pride blooms as she tours us
through her large house,
a capitalist amazement,
immaculate, bare.
We are boarders for the night.

In the drop kitchen, dank and dismal
from pouring rain, no electricity
to light the bulb
hanging from a 1920s
twisted cord. Cold.
As we make noodles Mrs. Liu’s red sweater
warms the room as much as her smile.
With gestures, laughter, and phrase sheets
we prepare dinner.

So damp this village, I sense heat only
from the woman. Delighted
with my gifts of soup thickener
and dried berries from the
herb market, she squeezes my hand.
At the living room table, we drink
tea, leaves and all. Mr. Liu serves us,
platters of noodles,
dumplings stuffed with leeks,
flat bread full of dragon fruit,
potato pancakes, biscuit shaped pastries
light enough to float off the plate,
sliced tomatoes,
cauliflower and broccoli
in mysterious ginger sauce.
Lius eat in Mother-in-law’s bedroom. The door
opens, closes. Inside silent diners sit on beds,
with bowls, eat from a low
table with a large Lazy Susan,
respect accorded the meal and themselves.

Heard around the Planet

How will it work if we dry our tears
refuse victimhood, acknowledge
common human frailty and virtue
take up flute and cello
synchronize watches at a
moment, when we breath the beat---
a collective chuckle of tiny silver
bells; initiate a group laugh,
a crescendo, chuckle blossoming
into hearty guffaw with tympanies,
French horns, ourselves conversing?

Finale: the world’s grandest group hug?

What will terrorists do when their dirge---
fear, martyred suicide---isn’t applauded,
scorned as trite counterpoint
merely more terror, countervailing suicide?
Will they scream repeat codas, testing---
like two year olds in arrhythmic tantrums?
What if we just go on, playing, laughing?

True revolution, an end to violence’s screaming bombast.

...Elizabeth I. Riseden writes from Carson City, NevadaAdam Henry Carrièrenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6789117099325583661.post-9029944730284072532007-07-29T02:52:00.001-07:002007-08-01T23:41:43.276-07:00AGGIE 1955 by Arlene GreeneAggie tried to go to sleep but her mind raced with turbulent thoughts. At 3:00 a.m. she gave up and got out of bed. She would file for divorce in the morning. Sarah made the appointment with the Legal Aid office, and would go with her for moral support. It had to be done, Sarah said. "Abandonment--" Sarah said, "that's what you tell them, and if you can't then I sure as hell will." And then what would she do? How would it make anything different? And what would Sam think when he found out? What difference should that make? Where the hell was he? Why hadn't he come back or sent money or written or called? She'd had a phone for six months now, and her number was in the book under her name and he'd never even called.

When Sam was at home they didn't have much to do with each other outside of arguing over money, and the sex of course, there was always the sex, but she missed him more than she'd ever thought possible. The only thing that wasn't clear was just what it was she missed. It wasn't the sex, it really wasn't. The only part of sex she liked was the holding. The rest of it she sometimes tolerated and sometimes enjoyed, and then it was over, and then there was more holding, but it wasn't even that. The holding was something she was grateful for when it happened, but she never longed for it from Sam. It wasn't that much different from hugging the kids, or even hugging herself, so she was sure it wasn't that. She remembered how it felt when Sam's brother Steve held her, and how different his arms were from Sam's. Steve was the only other man she'd been held by, and Steve's arms created a different kind of comfort, one that awoke and spread a rich and delicious fire through her body, a fire she never forgot and never felt since. She could feel the heat climbing from the memory alone and felt ashamed. She'd never really liked it, had she? She had -- she had; she remembered she had. It was hard to believe now, and it most certainly had not mattered when she switched from Steve to Sam. And yet she wondered if it was supposed to be like it had been with Steve. She'd never felt a need for sex except with him, and hadn't even thought about it for years. She reached under the covers and cupped her breasts with both hands, felt her nipples harden and a warmth spread through her body, then felt suddenly as if someone was watching her, yanked her hands up out of the covers, shook her head as if she couldn't believe what she was doing, and turned over on her side, tightening her legs together and drawing her knees close to her chest.

It wasn't the arguing she missed, that's for sure. As much as part of their life as the arguing was, as natural as it had become, it still left her exhausted and feeling beaten down. No, it wasn't the arguing. She tried to think what it was and all she could think was that it was just Sam's being in the house. His physical presence. If he were here right now she'd probably be aggravated as hell with him and tell him to go on in the other room and leave her alone, but then he'd be in the other room. And she'd know where he was, and she could call him if she wanted to and she could get mad at him if she wanted to, and he would be there, be there, be there.

What she needed was a bit of color amid the grayness. Life-giving, breath-giving, space-giving airy color. She felt as if she were suffocating. She got up out of bed and walked through the darkened and silent apartment to the front windows and sat looking out at the deserted street. The sky was black, with no trace of moon or stars. The streetlights cast a grayish yellow pall on the concrete and small patches of grass/dirt that served as front yards. She looked up into what little skyline she could see between the buildings and tried to differentiate the slowly changing shades of night. Ever since she could remember she was able to see night falling and deepening; really see it as it was happening, and although she'd tried to get others to see it they never could. The dark came on sluggishly and reluctantly, in barely discernable waves of ever so slightly darkening hues, and she had to sit very still and concentrate very hard to really be able to catch it happening. Once she became conscious of it her entire body felt focused, calm, and warm, as if the night was blanketing and enveloping her with a protective cloak that shut out all else. The sense of comfort was intense as if she’d placed herself in step with the universe.

Aggie was born with a caul over her face. A thin, gray membrane, that once removed, left behind a sixth sense, a second sight. She saw and knew things others could not. Things that were there, really there, and sometimes people would believe her and sometimes they wouldn't. She also knew when people were lying to her. Could see the truth beyond their words, although most of the time she never called them on it. More times than not she wanted to believe the lie more than she wanted to believe what she knew, and so it was easier to just ignore the truth and believe what was before her in the bright light of day. Especially with Sam and with Sarah, and with Gus for that matter. She'd beaten down what she knew to be the truth in deference to their version of the truth so many times she didn't even have to try anymore. Her second sense tucked its tail between its legs and curled up in a corner whenever others voiced their disagreement with her. She simply always gave in, or up, and acquiesced to what they said was right. To keep peace, to stop the yelling, to simply save the little energy she had. She thought of the old saying about how if you beat a dog enough times, you don't have to beat it anymore; it will retreat on its own, without any coaxing at all. And yet Aggie was never physically beat. What beat her down was her fear of perhaps being wrong after all, and for the other person to be happy again. She never saw the payoff in standing up for her opinion.

As she looked out of the window she wished it was twilight so she could look for the night falling. The air was still and the hue remained the same black/blue/gray without lightening or darkening. A numbness washed over her and she sighed heavily—there was no use in looking at the sky for comfort tonight. It suddenly seemed as if the sky, the apartment, her life were paralyzed and stuck in time, and to shake the feeling she got up quickly and made her way to the kitchen. She heated up the coffee left over from morning and looked around the cramped yellow kitchen as if she'd never seen the place before. Nothing that belonged to her seemed permanent. Her "stuff", as Sarah called it, contrasted sharply with Sarah's "things". Her stuff had no history and no future. Her stuff was all basic and necessary, and the objects were as subject to change as the stages the kids went through. Not one design on a dish even faintly resembled the design on any of the other dishes. There was not a matching fork or spoon or bowl in the lot. The kids had broken all the glassware, and she'd replaced it when she could, but they'd break it all again until she gave up and bought tin cups and the cheap little plastic glasses, and even at that nothing matched. The kids took them outside and never brought them back. They had separate storage areas for their kitchen things and two dishracks to hold them after they were washed; Sarah insisted on not getting her things "mixed in to the general chaos". Aggie looked over at her own drain board, where the dishes from the night's meal were air drying. In six months time there would be a completely different mismatched set; she could not even count on consistency in that. Her mother's kitchen things remained the same from as far back as Aggie could remember to the present day. There was not a piece of plastic to be found. Everything had substance, was good, sturdy, lasting, worth keeping. Dishes were made of hard, cool china or ceramic that had been formed by hand and fired in ovens, had bowls and butter dishes and mugs that matched, and when you lifted one of those mugs to your mouth and drank from it your coffee or hot cocoa or chamomile tea, you could feel not only its weight, but its permanence, its solidity, knew it had been around for a long time and would continue to be around for a long time to come. Aggie lifted her cup, drained it of the last sip of coffee and stared at the brown stained plastic inside. The cup was blue, and she'd used every soap and scrubber she knew how to use and still the brown stain remained. It mocked her when she had lady friends over, so that she would have to explain to them that the cup wasn't really dirty, that it was only a stain, and that she'd done everything she could to get it out, but you know how plastic is. Friends would nod and smile and put the cup down. She ran her hand over the oilcloth that covered the table and noticed for the first time all the slits and holes in it from where the kids had sliced things or cut sandwiches, and how the brown stains spread out from the slits and holes in feathery circles from Kool-Aid and milk and coffee spills that never got wiped up or got wiped up too late. She frowned and wondered how she'd never noticed it before, wondered why suddenly everything looked so shabby and temporary and worthless. In six months time the oilcloth too would be replaced, if she could fit the cost in, and in six months time Sam might come back and how could she tell him that it felt as if he too had only been a temporary thing in her life like everything else? She got up and poured another cup of coffee, wondering why she was doing so, for it would keep her up for sure, and then she started to dip into the sugar bowl but hesitated, spoon poised in mid-air. She thought about Sarah's recent comments on her appearance, and became suddenly aware of all the extra weight she'd put on with each baby and never managed to take off, and suddenly the weight no longer felt like mothercushion / womansoft but like fat, and when the word "fat" took root in her consciousness and sunk in, her eyes stung sharply and watered as if she'd been smacked hard in the face. Her weight had never bothered her, not ever. Sam used to tease about how he could barely get his arms around her, but he teased with a certain sense of pride, it was he who called her body "womansoft", and made her feel she was more of a woman because there was so much of her. When they made love he'd exclaim over how many handfuls of her there were and the bigger she got, the more aroused he seemed. And the "mothercushion"? Aggie couldn't imagine how skinny mothers must feel to a child, being held by knobby tendrils and hugged up against grating bones. What would the kids burrow into when they needed soothing if it she didn't have ample soft breasts and an abundant stomach? How could she wring mops and knead dough without arms like sturdy sausages? But none of these things seemed to matter at this moment, and she thought about what she looked like when she and Sam first met. Not that she was ever rail thin. But she did fit nicely into size sixteens, and even had a waistline and firm, if a bit too thick, thighs. She remembered feeling substantial, solid, anchored. The last housedress she bought was size 24, and now even that was pulling a bit under the arms and around the middle. She had just a ledge of lap, just big enough for a child to sit on, and the rest of it was filled by her stomach. She wrapped both arms around in front in her and patted herself gently. Even she was not permanent, even she had changed, become something else, had begun as one thing and ended up as another, and would become something else again in six months time.

A blanket-muffled whimper came from the bedroom off the kitchen, and Aggie jumped. She leaned forward, grabbing hold of the table to lift herself from the chair and was halfway up when she slumped back down, remembering that Marion was in the hospital, realizing the whimper was only from Annie stirring in her sleep, that it was only a normal, dream-sigh whimper and not one that meant terror in the night, not one of those unspeakable cries that woke her when Marion was having a bad time of it. Aggie did not understand how such a weak and frail child had ever come from her and Sam. They were both so solid, so strong. Marion was born fragile, was delicate and frail long before the rheumatic fever ravaged her body and left her heart enlarged in size and sapped of what little strength it had. Her skin was milky white, thin, and tinged with blue like skim milk, or fine porcelain. Her voice was soft and low and sweet; ethereal dulcet tones that were barely audible; melodious whispers you had to strain to hear. When she was a baby her cries were so feeble that Sarah used to say "Pinch her Aggie, that'll get a good cry out of her.", but Aggie never would, and surely Sarah was kidding. Marion was the least likely from the start to ever be able to survive any trauma, and yet God saw fit to choose her for the fever. And for all Sarah's preaching on God and all his wisdom, Aggie would never forgive him for choosing the weakest of the children to devastate with such a disease. Nor could she forgive Him for taking one of the twins. Where was the wisdom in that? Why was she given two babies only to have one taken back eighteen months later, after she'd loved him and cared for him and he was as much a part of her as the air in her lungs? She hadn't thought about Jake in a long time, and the sinking feeling in her stomach as soon as she thought about him reminded her of the promise she hadn't kept. There'd been no money and no insurance, and to insure that Jake wouldn't be buried in Potter's field, and Sarah arranged to have Paul's grave opened, and they laid Jake's tiny casket a few inches of dirt on top of the other tiny casket already buried there. It wasn't exactly legal, Sarah said, but the cemetery director was a friend of Gus' who owed him a favor, and it was only temporary until they could afford another grave. "They'll keep each other company." Sarah said, but Aggie was mortified; mortified and paralyzed by her inability to do anything to change the situation. And she promised Jake she'd save enough money to have him moved into his own grave. She didn't mind having her son share a grave with her brother, but she couldn't sleep at night for a long time thinking about how he wasn't buried deep enough, and how animals would dig up the grave and break into the coffin and chew the little body to pieces. It wasn't right. But she'd never been able to save the money and Jake was still buried on top of Paul, and it took some time before she was able to stop thinking about it all the time.

Temporary. Everything was so mixed up. The things that were supposed to be temporary, like Jake's grave, like her living with Sarah, like Sam's absence, were turning out to be permanent, and the things that she'd always thought were unchanging, like Sam, like the kids needing her, like feeling in control, like Sam, like Sam, like Sam, were drifting and evolving into something else. Even if Sam had not been dependable and reliable, there was still a pattern to his aberrations. And that pattern would be gone if she got this divorce. Or was the pattern already gone?

Aggie added the sugar to her coffee, plus an extra spoonful for good measure, and as she did, she felt something rising hot inside her. It felt like anger, yet was not the anger she felt at the kids when they didn't behave, or at Sam when he took off on his little escapades, or at Sarah when she nagged. This was dense and hot and choking. and it seemed to have taken her over. It was all she could do not to cry out, for this anger hurt and it hurt bad. It tore through her body with a sharpness and heat so intense it took her breath away. Her chest compressed with it and she had to get relief from it. Without even thinking what she was doing, she picked up the cup of coffee and threw it crashing against the wall. It was plastic and did not break. She would have felt better if it had broken, but it bounced off the wall and clattered onto the floor, whole and undamaged. She looked at it and suddenly fell into heavy sobs that came from so far deep down inside it seemed she would split up into pieces and scatter over the floor like so much wasted matter, sobs that so pierced and stabbed at her she fended them off with her arms and hands as though they were coming from the outside. Aggie had been through the pain of labor six times and thought nothing could possibly be worse, but this pain would not be alleviated by delivery, and she knew it would repeat itself time and time again now that it had been given birth.

She was exhausted despite the coffee, and laid her head down on folded arms on the table, and after a while, after the sobs slowed and all the sighs were depleted and she felt empty inside, she fell into a deep, dreamless sleep.

...from QUICKSAND, a novel in progress, by Arlene Greene. She writes from Des Plaines, IllinoisAdam Henry Carrièrenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6789117099325583661.post-62765281381224703042007-07-29T02:28:00.000-07:002007-08-02T01:36:15.429-07:00Gear Up, Young Chickenhawks!Draft Young Republikkans NOW!

...from the Huffington Post

(You go, Ariana - kiss kiss)Adam Henry Carrièrenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6789117099325583661.post-35855139954584825982007-07-29T02:18:00.001-07:002007-08-01T23:48:31.846-07:00WRITING THE FUTURE by Digby Wolfe & Jim LinnellBecause we live in a culture enthralled by "the numbers", where almost all human endeavor is measured by whether or not it "sells", the unfamiliar bears a special burden. Whether it's the occupation of Iraq or a car that runs on recycled bath water, the challenge of creative thinking is trumped by the gospel of quick results.

The message this sends to student writers is as follows: a place in Elysium is predicated on their ability to become artful parrots. The lesson of all those multiple musical revivals is that replication presents a better flow-chart than innovation, that software which delivers a laundry list of soiled plots makesmore sense than the existential dark night of the soul that comes with devising one of their own.

Madness. What we believe is that you must find your own voice, ignite your own passion, go where you cannot go without pain and fear and hardship. You must take that plunge into the abyss and trust that it's just one of the many obstacles on the rocky road up the mountain.

We believe you must approach the work, as Balzac said, "With clean hands and composure," that there are no shortcuts, no gimmicks, no safety nets. We believe that no writer is an island, that if we are to learn from the writers who went before us and keep the faith for those who come after, there is no choice but to pick up the gauntlet of concern for the human condition that has been abandoned by the mass media-in service of the bottom line and the top dollar.

What we know is that new work in the theatre is often regarded as a special event, something that has had to go through the hoops of "development" before being treated to full production. Regional theatres, with some exceptions, profess an interest in new work but only interact with a new play in the limited format of the staged reading, followed by organized audience response sessions, but with no serious offer of an actual production. Playwrights could move around the country from theatre to theatre being treated to this exceptionalized interest in their work but never getting an actual production. This syndrome is known as "development hell" where the writer feels as if stuck on level seven of Dante's Inferno tantalized upward toward a brightly lit marquee with the name of their play in lights but is always thrown back down again into the pit of play readings by Devils in green eyeshades chanting "Too risky! Who ever heard of this title? Who is this writer anyway? We'd lose our shirt! We can't do it until it's proved itself elsewhere. In the meantime-go away!"

Something is wrong with this picture. No other art is so afraid of the present and the future-other than, perhaps, concert hall music, as the theatres in this country. It appears that the credibility of a contemporary theatre artist is based on the ability to present, stage, perform work from the past, from times and cultures we no longer live in or know much about when all about us are cultures we live in and are pushing to burst through the door onto the stage. The writer is not a tabula rasa for the present age but a messenger that brings a personal and a cultural past to the work. When it comes to who is invited to the table when theatres decide their season, we believe that the living writer is the voice that needs to be heard.

The human condition is not made anew in each generation by shoving all that came before into the dustbin. It is made anew by observing and voicing the terrors and joys of our condition, our need for connection and hope spoken aloud to each other in the unique forum of the theatre-where the purpose is not judgment but the experience of the human.

Think of humanity huddled by the sea: are the people better off if they say, "We've got enough food. Our forebears caught it and it's nourishing enough. We have it safely stored. We no longer need to go onto the ocean and fish for ourselves or search for what else might be there-to find and bring back new forms of sustenance, to overcome the storms, the cold, the loneliness, the fear." You will starve is what we think. If you believe this you may not die, but you will lose the taste for the dark and mysterious deep. You will create reality TV.

When it comes to new work we say make it big, put in more chairs at the table-but other voices say: "Is there enough room?" and, "What's the matter with you? New work is that rare thing. It takes years to develop, I can't remember the last time I saw one."

Our position is this: Is that re-staging of Shakespeare or O'Neil so blinding an example of the art of theatre that the rest of us should just shut up and go home? We believe that new work can be like a cold shower bracing, surprising, thrilling experience.

We are not in the business of second-hand plays. We are in the business of youth and vitality and courage, serving rare and exciting dishes that say, "Try this-it has quite a kick and it may be an acquired taste but you haven't experienced anything quite like it."

This is the mission of the University of New Mexico Dramatic Writing Program. To be the place where the unfamiliar thrusts itself onto the stage, a place that inspires writers and audiences ever deeper into the mysteries of human experience, to startle us with their stories, their desires, the worlds they inhabit. To make us want to run to the shore and hail them as they arrive in their battered boats, to see what they've caught in their nets and hear what dangers they've overcome. Then to look around us and see who's next-so we may help them into the boats and watch them steer toward the horizon.

It is clear to us-if you have the determination, devotion to task, and sheer creative chutzpah this is what we seek for our program. Should you come here, you will not be idle. We will press you for scripts, rewrites, more rewrites and always want to know what have your written for us lately. We will upset you, praise you, and want ever more.

...Digby Wolfe writes from Santa Monica, California; Jim Linnell, Chair of the University of New Mexico Dramatic Writing Program, writes from Albuquerque Adam Henry Carrièrenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6789117099325583661.post-51205367207986735452007-07-05T15:46:00.000-07:002007-07-28T01:01:10.341-07:00A Word from Europe...Come Together with the EU!
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Bأ i viل؛؟t sل؛½ hئ°ل»›ng dل؛«n cأ،ch thiل؛؟t lل؛p ؤ‘ل»ƒ sل» dل»¥ng chung mأ،y in.Lئ°u أ½: Windows 7 phل؛£i ؤ‘ئ°ل»£c cأ i ؤ‘ل؛·t driver cل»§a mأ،y in ؤ‘ل»ƒ cأ³ thل»ƒ sل» dل»¥ng.Chia sل؛» mأ،y in tل»« Vista:Nل؛؟u mأ،y in ؤ‘ئ°ل»£c kل؛؟t nل»‘i vل»›i mأ،y tأnh sل» dل»¥ng Windows Vista, bل؛،n thل»±c hiل»‡n theo cأ،c bئ°ل»›c dئ°ل»›i ؤ‘أ¢y ؤ‘ل»ƒ chia sل؛» nأ³ vل»›i mأ،y tأnh khأ،c sل» dل»¥ng Windows 7.- ؤگل؛§u tiأھn, kأch vأ o nأ؛t Start, ؤ‘iل»پn printer vأ o hل»™p thoل؛،i tأ¬m kiل؛؟m vأ nhل؛¥n Enter.- Tل؛،i cل»a sل»• danh sأ،ch cأ،c mأ،y in hiل»‡n ra, kأch chuل»™t phل؛£i vأ o mأ،y in mأ bل؛،n muل»‘n chia sل؛» vأ chل»چn Sharing.- Tل؛،i hل»™p thoل؛،i Properties cل»§a mأ،y in hiل»‡n ra sau ؤ‘أ³, chل»چn tab Sharing, ؤ‘أ،nh dل؛¥u vأ o tأ¹y chل»چn Share this printer, ؤ‘ل؛·t tأھn cho mأ،y in vأ nhل؛¥n OK.Lئ°u أ½: bل؛،n chل»‰ nأھn chل»چn tأھn ؤ‘ئ،n giل؛£n cho mأ،y in, vأ khأ´ng cأ³ kأ½ tل»± trل؛¯ng trong ؤ‘أ³.Chia sل؛» mأ،y in tل»« Windows XP:Trong trئ°ل»ng hل»£p mأ،y in ؤ‘ئ°ل»£c kل؛؟t nل»‘i vل»›i mأ،y tأnh sل» dل»¥ng Windows XP, bل؛،n thل»±c hiل»‡n theo cأ،c bئ°ل»›c sau:- Kأch vأ o Start, chل»چn Printer and Faxes.Tل؛،i cل»a sل»• Printers and Faxes hiل»‡n ra sau ؤ‘أ³, kأch chuل»™t phل؛£i vأ o mأ،y in mأ bل؛،n muل»‘n chia sل؛», chل»چn Sharing.- Chل»چn tab Sharing ل»ں hل»™p thoل؛،i Properties cل»§a mأ،y in hiل»‡n ra sau ؤ‘أ³, chل»چn tأ¹y chل»چn Share this printer vأ ؤ‘iل»پn tأھn cho mأ،y in (khأ´ng chل»©a kأ½ tل»± trل؛¯ng) vأ nhل؛¥n OK.Kل؛؟t nل»‘i mأ،y in tل»« Windows 7Sau khi ؤ‘أ£ hoأ n thأ nh viل»‡c chia sل؛» mأ،y in tل»« Windows XP/Vista, bل؛،n thل»±c hiل»‡n theo cأ،c bئ°ل»›c dئ°ل»›i ؤ‘أ¢y ؤ‘ل»ƒ sل» dل»¥ng mأ،y in ؤ‘أ³ tل»« Windows 7:- Nhل؛¥n nأ؛t Start, chل»چn Devices and Printers.- Tل؛،i cل»a sل»• Devices and Printers hiل»‡n ra, nhل؛¥n nأ؛t Add a printer.- Nhل؛¥n vأ o Add a network, wireless or Bluetooth printer tل؛،i hل»™p thoل؛،i hiل»‡n ra sau ؤ‘أ³.- Windows 7 sل؛½ thل»±c hiل»‡n quأ، trأ¬nh tأ¬m kiل؛؟m mأ،y in ؤ‘ئ°ل»£c chia sل؛» trأھn mل؛،ng nل»™i bل»™. Mل»™t khi ؤ‘أ£ tأ¬m ra, bل؛،n nhل؛¥n Next ؤ‘ل»ƒ Windows 7 thأھm mأ،y in ؤ‘أ£ ؤ‘ئ°ل»£c chل»چn vأ o danh sأ،ch cأ،c mأ،y in cأ³ thل»ƒ sل» dل»¥ng.Lئ°u أ½: Phل؛£i chل»چn ؤ‘أ؛ng loل؛،i mأ،y in mأ bل؛،n ؤ‘أ£ chia sل؛» ل»ں trأھn ؤ‘ل»ƒ tiل؛؟p tل»¥c.- Sau khi quأ، trأ¬nh thأھm mأ،y in ؤ‘أ£ hoأ n tل؛¥t, nhل؛¥n Next ل»ں bئ°ل»›c tiل؛؟p theo.- Bأ¢y giل», bل؛،n cأ³ thل»ƒ ؤ‘أ،nh dل؛¥u vأ o tأ¹y chل»چn Set as the default printer ؤ‘ل»ƒ mأ،y in vل»«a ؤ‘ئ°ل»£c chia sل؛» trل»ں thأ nh mأ،y in mل؛·c ؤ‘ل»‹nh cho Windows 7. Nhل؛¥n nأ؛t Print a test page ؤ‘ل»ƒ kiل»ƒm tra xem mأ،y in ؤ‘أ£ hoل؛،t ؤ‘ل»™ng hay chئ°a. Nل؛؟u mل»چi quأ، trأ¬nh diل»…n ra ل»•n thل»ڈa, nhل؛¥n Finish ؤ‘ل»ƒ hoأ n tل؛¥t.Cأ،ch thل»©c thay thل؛؟:Nل؛؟u cأ،ch thل»©c thiل؛؟t lل؛p ل»ں trأھn khأ´ng hoل؛،t ؤ‘ل»™ng, bل؛،n cأ³ thل»ƒ sل» dل»¥ng cأ،ch thل»©c thل»© 2 dئ°ل»›i ؤ‘أ¢y:- Tل؛،i bئ°ل»›c tأ¬m kiل؛؟m mأ،y in tل»« Windows 7, nل؛؟u khأ´ng tأ¬m thل؛¥y mأ،y in ؤ‘أ£ chia sل؛» tل»« Windows XP/Vista, bل؛،n nhل؛¥n vأ o tأ¹y chل»چn The Printer that I want isnâ€™t listed hiل»‡n ra sau khi quأ، trأ¬nh tأ¬m kiل؛؟m kل؛؟t thأ؛c.- Cل»a sل»• Add Printer hiل»‡n ra, chل»چn tأ¹y chل»چn Select a shared printer by name, nhل؛¥n nأ؛t Browser ؤ‘ل»ƒ bل؛¯t ؤ‘ل؛§u tأ¬m kiل؛؟m bل؛±ng tay.- Trong vأ dل»¥ dئ°ل»›i ؤ‘أ¢y, mأ،y in ؤ‘ئ°ل»£c chia sل؛» tل»« mأ،y tأnh mang tأھn XPMCE, kأch ؤ‘أ´i vأ o biل»ƒu tئ°ل»£ng mأ،y tأnh nأ y.Lئ°u أ½: mأ،y tأnh cل؛§n phل؛£i tل؛،o sل؛µn mل»™t tأ i khoل؛£n sل» dل»¥ng cأ³ mل؛t khل؛©u.- ؤگiل»پn tأھn sل» dل»¥ng vأ mل؛t khل؛©u ؤ‘ل»ƒ truy cل؛p mأ،y tأnh.- Tل؛،i cل»a sل»• hiل»‡n ra sau ؤ‘أ³, bل؛،n sل؛½ thل؛¥y mل»™t mأ،y in ل»ں trل؛،ng thأ،i ؤ‘ئ°ل»£c chia sل؛». Nhل؛¥n vأ o mأ،y in nأ y vأ chل»چn Select.- Quay trل»ں lل؛،i cل»a sل»• Add Printer, bل؛،n sل؛½ thل؛¥y tأھn vأ ؤ‘ئ°ل»ng dل؛«n cل»§a mأ،y in hiل»ƒn thل»‹ tل؛،i mل»¥c Select a shared printer by name. Nhل؛¥n Next ؤ‘ل»ƒ tiل؛؟p tل»¥c.- Chل» trong giأ¢y lأ،t ؤ‘ل»ƒ Windows kل؛؟t nل»‘i vل»›i mأ،y in. Sau khi quأ، trأ¬nh kل؛؟t nل»‘i hoأ n tل؛¥t, nhل؛¥n Next ل»ں hل»™p thoل؛،i hiل»‡n ra sau ؤ‘أ³, vأ bل؛،n cأ³ thل»ƒ bل؛¯t ؤ‘ل؛§u tiل؛؟n hأ nh in thل» ؤ‘ل»ƒ kiل»ƒm tra xem mأ،y in ؤ‘أ£ hoل؛،t ؤ‘ل»™ng hiل»‡u quل؛£ hay chئ°a (nhئ° bئ°ل»›c cuل»‘i ؤ‘أ£ hئ°ل»›ng dل؛«n ل»ں trأھn).Bأ¢y giل», khi bل؛،n quay trل»ں lل؛،i cل»a sل»• Devices and Printers cل»§a Windows 7, tل؛،i mل»¥c Printers and Faxes, bل؛،n sل؛½ thل؛¥y mل»™t mأ،y in mل»›i ؤ‘ئ°ل»£c xuل؛¥t hiل»‡n trong danh sأ،ch cأ،c mأ،y in cأ³ thل»ƒ sل» dل»¥ng.Trأھn ؤ‘أ¢y lأ cأ،c bئ°ل»›c hئ°ل»›ng dل؛«n vأ cأ،ch thل»©c ؤ‘ل»ƒ chia sل؛» mأ،y in tل»« Windows XP/Vista sang Windows 7. ï»؟ Cأ،m ئ،n

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# Traveling Luck for Thượng Luât (VM04), Vietnam
![ Vietnam flag](/f/x25vm-flag.gif.pagespeed.ic.rEde_Ovakf.png)
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The
Rough GPS position
**timezone**in **Thuong Luat**is Asia/Saigon **Morning Sunrise**at 05:36 and **Evening Sunset**at 18:13. It's Dark
Rough GPS position
**Latitude**. 17.2833°, **Longitude**. 106.9167°
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[Geographic features] & Photographs around Thượng Luât in (VM04), Vietnam
#### populated place a city, town, village, or other agglomeration of buildings where people live and work.
[Thượng Luât](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1901040_Th%C6%B0%E1%BB%A3ng+Lu%C3%A2t.html)(0km) [Xóm Trong (2)](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1560778_X%C3%B3m+Trong+%282%29.html)(7.8km) [Xóm Ngoài](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1561188_X%C3%B3m+Ngo%C3%A0i.html)(8.6km) [Thượng Luật](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1564901_Th%C6%B0%E1%BB%A3ng+Lu%E1%BA%ADt.html)(10.1km) [Hòa Luật Nam](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1580756_H%C3%B2a+Lu%E1%BA%ADt+Nam.html)(13.6km) [Ðạng Lộc](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1583956_%C3%90%E1%BA%A1ng+L%E1%BB%99c.html)(13.8km) [Phù Chánh](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1570729_Ph%C3%B9+Ch%C3%A1nh.html)(13.9km) [Phú Thiết](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1569917_Ph%C3%BA+Thi%E1%BA%BFt.html)(14.4km) [Xóm Quàn Cát](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1561071_X%C3%B3m+Qu%C3%A0n+C%C3%A1t.html)(15.1km) [Chơ Mai](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1585328_Ch%C6%A1+Mai.html)(15.7km) [Thủy Liên Ðông](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1564794_Th%E1%BB%A7y+Li%C3%AAn+%C3%90%C3%B4ng.html)(16.9km) [Hòa Luật Nam](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1580757_H%C3%B2a+Lu%E1%BA%ADt+Nam.html)(17.2km) [Mỷ Duyệt Thượng](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1574164_M%E1%BB%B7+Duy%E1%BB%87t+Th%C6%B0%E1%BB%A3ng.html)(17.2km) [Trung Lực](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1563686_Trung+L%E1%BB%B1c.html)(17.8km) [Mỹ Thổ](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1574021_M%E1%BB%B9+Th%E1%BB%95.html)(17.8km) [Lệ Thủy](/Asia/Vietnam/Qu%E1%BA%A3ng+B%C3%ACnh/_1576073_L%E1%BB%87+Th%E1%BB%A7y.html)(18.3km) [Xóm Lấp](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1561339_X%C3%B3m+L%E1%BA%A5p.html)(18.8km) [Ba Ngoạt](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1590524_Ba+Ngo%E1%BA%A1t.html)(19.2km) [Mỹ Hòa](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1574140_M%E1%BB%B9+H%C3%B2a.html)(19.6km) [Thuận Trạch](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1565040_Thu%E1%BA%ADn+Tr%E1%BA%A1ch.html)(19.6km) [Dương Xá](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1582100_D%C6%B0%C6%A1ng+X%C3%A1.html)(19.6km) [Thủy Liên Thượng](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1564790_Th%E1%BB%A7y+Li%C3%AAn+Th%C6%B0%E1%BB%A3ng.html)(19.8km) [Xóm 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Xá](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1566305_Th%C3%A1i+X%C3%A1.html)(24km) [An Ðịnh](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1594465_An+%C3%90%E1%BB%8Bnh.html)(24.4km) [Xuân Lai](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1560577_Xu%C3%A2n+Lai.html)(24.5km) [Mai Xá Thượng](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1575005_Mai+X%C3%A1+Th%C6%B0%E1%BB%A3ng.html)(25.5km) [Mỹ Trạch Thượng](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1574007_M%E1%BB%B9+Tr%E1%BA%A1ch+Th%C6%B0%E1%BB%A3ng.html)(25.5km) [An Xá](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1594164_An+X%C3%A1.html)(25.8km) [Lộc An](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1575898_L%E1%BB%99c+An.html)(25.8km) [Tuy Lộc](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1563275_Tuy+L%E1%BB%99c.html)(25.8km) [Châu Xá](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1585613_Ch%C3%A2u+X%C3%A1.html)(25.9km) [Quán Bụt](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1568857_Qu%C3%A1n+B%E1%BB%A5t.html)(26km) [Mạch Nước](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1575089_M%E1%BA%A1ch+N%C6%B0%E1%BB%9Bc.html)(26.4km) [Xóm Khe Lỗ](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1561403_X%C3%B3m+Khe+L%E1%BB%97.html)(26.7km) [Mỹ Lôc](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1574098_M%E1%BB%B9+L%C3%B4c.html)(26.9km) [Thạch Xá Hạ](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1566369_Th%E1%BA%A1ch+X%C3%A1+H%E1%BA%A1.html)(27.1km) [Thạch Xá Thượng (1)](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1566367_Th%E1%BA%A1ch+X%C3%A1+Th%C6%B0%E1%BB%A3ng+%281%29.html)(27.3km)
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#### stream a body of running water moving to a lower level in a channel on land.
[Sông Kim Giang](/Asia/Vietnam/%28VM04%29/_1578917_S%C3%B4ng+Kim+Giang.html)(22.1km)
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## Cup C1: Kinh điển TBN – Đức
Thứ Bảy, ngày 16/03/2013 20:12 PM (GMT+7)
Real, Barca, Bayern và Dortmund có cơ hội lớn tham dự vòng bán kết Champions League.
Sau kết quả bốc thăm vòng tứ kết
Cụ thể, theo cuộc khảo sát của tờ báo uy tín hàng đầu xứ Bò tót, có tới 86,4 % độc giả trong tổng số 8302 phiếu bầu (tương ứng 7.169 phiếu) cho rằng đội bóng Hoàng gia Tây Ban Nha sẽ loại bỏ Galatasaray tại vòng tứ kết. Trên lý thuyết, đoàn quân của HLV Mourinho mạnh hơn rất nhiều so với đại diện đến từ Thổ Nhĩ Kỳ. Nhưng Galatasaray đang được coi là một ẩn số. Đoàn quân của HLV Fatih Terim đang sở hữu “vũ khí” Drogba, ngôi sao từng giúp Chelsea bước lên bục vinh quang hồi năm ngoái. Ngoài ra phải kể tới cựu cầu thủ Real, Hamit Altintop và hàng loạt các ngôi sao được dàn trải ở mọi vị trí trong đội hình như Eboué, Albert Riera, Johan Elmander, Felipe Melo…
Bên cạnh đó, niềm hy vọng tiếp theo của bóng đá xứ Bò tót, Barca, cũng nhận được sự tin tưởng của NHM để giành vé đi tiếp. Đội chủ sân Nou Camp sẽ đối đầu với dàn sao của PSG tại vòng 16 đội. Và có tới 83,1% số phiếu tin rằng thầy trò HLV Tito sẽ vượt khó để tham dự vòng bán kết giải đấu năm nay. Trong khi đó, ở 2 cặp tứ kết còn lại, độc giả của tờ báo thân Real cũng đặt niềm tin vào cơ hội đi tiếp của 2 đại diện đến từ Bundesliga. Ở trận tứ kết giữa Malaga và Dortmund, số phiếu bình chọn nghiêng hoàn toàn về phía nhà vô địch bóng đá Đức mùa trước. Thầy trò HLV Jürgen Klopp nhận được 68,9% số phiếu. Trong khi đó, các cầu thủ Malaga chỉ có được 31,1% sự ủng hộ.
Ở trận tứ kết cuối cùng, đại diện ưu tú nhất của Serie A và Bundesliga hiện nay sẽ chạm trán nhau, Juventus đối đầu Bayern. Đây được coi là màn thư hùng cân sức nhất tại vòng 8 đội mạnh nhất
Vào thời điểm hiện tại, những cuộc đối đầu giữa Barca và Real đã trở nên nhàm chán. Nhưng rõ ràng việc 2 đại diện hàng đầu của bóng đá xứ Bò tót góp mặt ở trận đấu cuối cùng của
Thực tế, để có một trận El Clasico của Tây Ban Nha tại trận CK trên sân Wembley mùa này sẽ không hề đơn giản. Năm nay, BTC sẽ tiến hàng bốc thăm các cặp đấu tại vòng bán kết sau khi các trận lượt đi và về của tứ kết. Dù vậy, cơ hội để các CĐV túc cầu chứng kiến màn thư hùng giữa Barca và Real tại
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Không được sản xuất vàng miếng, nhiều doanh nghiệp chuyển hướng sản xuất loại nhẫn lớn tới 5 chỉ.
## Thị trường vàng còn lại “đại gia” nào?
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Đến hôm qua, 4-2, đã có 21 ngân hàng và doanh nghiệp gửi hồ sơ xin phép Ngân hàng Nhà nước (NHNN) kinh doanh vàng miếng. Sau ngày 30-1-2013, khi Nghị định 24 có hiệu lực, những đại gia nào được kinh doanh vàng miếng và diễn biến thị trường sẽ ra sao?
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An amazing girl who, when given the chance and opportunity, will completely rock your world and understand what it really means to care for someone. She is a girl who can say anything and make you laugh, especially when she says she’s serious. Beauty and fitness are crucial and she definitely has that on lock down, even if some days she feels she does not. She is a girl who may not be the best when it comes to street smarts but will easily pull through school and overcome problems with her seemingly infinite knowledge.
When given the chance she can be the hottest, smartest, and even better the most caring person you know. Any guy that has the opportunity to date such an amazing girl will have his/her live completely turned around and may even come to find the gravity and the way of life seems to change.
When given the chance she can be the hottest, smartest, and even better the most caring person you know. Any guy that has the opportunity to date such an amazing girl will have his/her live completely turned around and may even come to find the gravity and the way of life seems to change.
That hottie's name is Chalee!
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One of the most beautiful girls you'll ever meet. Both inside and out. She's very smart, and extremely talented at everything she does. Chalee is one of the best friends you could ever ask for! She's loyal, honest, loving, and extremely cool! It is very rare to find such an amazing girl. She's very caring, and always on top of her game. Not only is she wise, but extremely mature! Chalee doesn't care what others have to say about her, she always stays true to what she believes in no matter what. Not many people are lucky enough to meet a Chalee. Their the best!!
Person: You know that girl Chalee?
Other person: Yeah.
Person: Well I wish I was her, she's perfect!!
Other person: Yeah.
Person: Well I wish I was her, she's perfect!!
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[thatperson1234567](/author.php?author=thatperson1234567)09 Tháng hai, 2014
A woman with a great personality who can never find the right guy
As I listened to my friend complain I realized she is such a Chalee!
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A long, long time ago, they used to ship manure (containing largely feces) on boats around the mediterranian. Well, the cargo was always on the lowest deck. The problem was, the boats back then would be farely leaky, and water would get in. When water and manure mixed, it would produce a large amount of methane. Careless and unknowing crew members at night would carry torches, and if they went below deck with enough methane, the ship would explode. To solve this problem, they simply started shipping them above deck so any gas could go out into the atmosphere. To make sure this was done, manure-containers would be labeled with "S.H.I.T.". This of course, stands for "Ship High In Transit"
As for how it became a vulgar term for feces itself is beyond me.
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[Grizz](/author.php?author=Grizz)28 Tháng ba, 2003
1. One of the most popular swear/cuss/curse words/profanities
2. another word Feces. Poop. Dookie. Scheisse. Poo Poo. Brownies.
The Shit List:
The Ghost Shit
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.
The Clean Shit
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.
The Wet Shit
You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
The Second Wave Shit
This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.
The Brain Hemorrahage Through Your Nose Shit
Also known as "Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.
The Corn Shit
No explanation necessary.
The Lincoln Log Shit
The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.
The Nororius Drinker Shit
The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.
The "Gee, I Really Wish I Could Shit" Shit
The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.
The Wet Cheeks Shit
Also known as the "Power Dump". That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.
The Liquid Shit
That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute.
The Mexican Food Shit
A class all on its own.
The Crowd Pleaser
This shit is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.
The Mood Enhancer
This shit occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.
The Ritual
This shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.
The Guinness Book Of Records Shit
A shit so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.
The Aftershock Shit
This shit has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next seven hours is affected.
The "Honeymoon's Over" Shit
This is any shit created in the presence of another person.
The Groaner
A shit so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.
The Floater
Characterized by its floatability, this shit has been known to resurface after many flushings.
The Ranger
A shit which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.
The Phantom Shit
This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.
The Peek-A-Boo Shit
Now you see it, now you don't. This shit is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.
The Bombshell
A shit that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to shit (i.e. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near shitting facilities.
The Snake Charmer
A long skinny shit which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless.
The Olympic Shit
This shit occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinker's Shit.
The Back-To-Nature Shit
This shit may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.
The Pebbles-From-Heaven Shit
An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually can't shit.
Premeditated Shit
Laxative induced. Doesn't count.
Shitzopherenia
Fear of shitting - can be fatal!
Energizer Vs. Duracell Shit
Also known as a "Still Going" shit.
The Power Dump Shit
The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done.
The Liquid Plumber Shit
This kind of shit is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log Shit.)
The Spinal Tap Shit
The kind of shit that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways.
The "I Think I'm Giving Birth Through My Asshole" Shit
Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Shits. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.
The Porridge Shit
The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: a) flush and keep going, or b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless.
The "I'm Going To Chew My Food Better" Shit
When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning.
The "I Think I'm Turning Into A Bunny" Shit
When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.
The "What The Hell Died In Here?" Shit
Also sometimes referred to as "The Toxic Dump". Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gagging and gasping for air.
The "I Just Know There's A Turd Still Dangling There" Shit
Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place.
2. another word Feces. Poop. Dookie. Scheisse. Poo Poo. Brownies.
The Shit List:
The Ghost Shit
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.
The Clean Shit
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.
The Wet Shit
You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
The Second Wave Shit
This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.
The Brain Hemorrahage Through Your Nose Shit
Also known as "Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.
The Corn Shit
No explanation necessary.
The Lincoln Log Shit
The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.
The Nororius Drinker Shit
The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.
The "Gee, I Really Wish I Could Shit" Shit
The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.
The Wet Cheeks Shit
Also known as the "Power Dump". That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.
The Liquid Shit
That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute.
The Mexican Food Shit
A class all on its own.
The Crowd Pleaser
This shit is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.
The Mood Enhancer
This shit occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.
The Ritual
This shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.
The Guinness Book Of Records Shit
A shit so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.
The Aftershock Shit
This shit has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next seven hours is affected.
The "Honeymoon's Over" Shit
This is any shit created in the presence of another person.
The Groaner
A shit so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.
The Floater
Characterized by its floatability, this shit has been known to resurface after many flushings.
The Ranger
A shit which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.
The Phantom Shit
This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.
The Peek-A-Boo Shit
Now you see it, now you don't. This shit is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.
The Bombshell
A shit that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to shit (i.e. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near shitting facilities.
The Snake Charmer
A long skinny shit which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless.
The Olympic Shit
This shit occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinker's Shit.
The Back-To-Nature Shit
This shit may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.
The Pebbles-From-Heaven Shit
An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually can't shit.
Premeditated Shit
Laxative induced. Doesn't count.
Shitzopherenia
Fear of shitting - can be fatal!
Energizer Vs. Duracell Shit
Also known as a "Still Going" shit.
The Power Dump Shit
The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done.
The Liquid Plumber Shit
This kind of shit is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log Shit.)
The Spinal Tap Shit
The kind of shit that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways.
The "I Think I'm Giving Birth Through My Asshole" Shit
Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Shits. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.
The Porridge Shit
The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: a) flush and keep going, or b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless.
The "I'm Going To Chew My Food Better" Shit
When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning.
The "I Think I'm Turning Into A Bunny" Shit
When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.
The "What The Hell Died In Here?" Shit
Also sometimes referred to as "The Toxic Dump". Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gagging and gasping for air.
The "I Just Know There's A Turd Still Dangling There" Shit
Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place.
"AW SHIT"
"I have to take a shit"
"I have to take a shit"
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[1069](/author.php?author=1069)13 Tháng mười, 2005
The Most Functional English Word
Well, it's shit...that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional
word in the English language.
Well, it's shit...that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional
word in the English language.
Examples:
You can get shit-faced,
Be shit out of luck,
or have shit for brains.
With a little effort,
you can get your shit together,
Find a place for your shit, Or
be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while
others can't tell the difference
between Shit and Shinola.
There are lucky shits,
dumb shits,
crazy shits,
There is bull shit,
horse shit and
chicken shit.
You can throw shit,
sling shit,
catch shit,
shoot the shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or
serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit
or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit or
a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit, or find
yourself up shits creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you
fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit,
you don't need to know anything else!
You can get shit-faced,
Be shit out of luck,
or have shit for brains.
With a little effort,
you can get your shit together,
Find a place for your shit, Or
be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while
others can't tell the difference
between Shit and Shinola.
There are lucky shits,
dumb shits,
crazy shits,
There is bull shit,
horse shit and
chicken shit.
You can throw shit,
sling shit,
catch shit,
shoot the shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or
serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit
or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit or
a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit, or find
yourself up shits creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you
fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit,
you don't need to know anything else!
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[PookieX](/author.php?author=PookieX)27 Tháng mười một, 2005
1) When combined with "the," used to describe something that is the best, greatest.
2) Without a preceeding the, is use to describe something that is the worst.
2) Without a preceeding the, is use to describe something that is the worst.
1) Man, this weed is the shit! I can barely feel my feet!
2) Man, this weed is shit. It tastes like Oregano.
2) Man, this weed is shit. It tastes like Oregano.
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[Andy](/author.php?author=Andy)03 Tháng mười một, 2002
A word formerly used to describe fecal matter, however now can be used to describe anything conceivable, from nouns to emotions.
K: check out my new Porsche!
G: that shits tite
L: I completely agree with Obama's statement that robust diplomacy and effective development are the best long-term tools for securing America's future.
F: that shits gay
J: POLICE!!!! Put your hands in the air!!!!
D: OH SHIT!
B: yo i banged that chickenhead last nite
V: awwww shiieett
G: that shits tite
L: I completely agree with Obama's statement that robust diplomacy and effective development are the best long-term tools for securing America's future.
F: that shits gay
J: POLICE!!!! Put your hands in the air!!!!
D: OH SHIT!
B: yo i banged that chickenhead last nite
V: awwww shiieett
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[Young Reezie](/author.php?author=Young+Reezie)04 Tháng mười hai, 2009
the kind of word you search for in urbandictionary.com when boredom is attacking you, don't worry am a survivor (you: *gives thumbs up*)
"I'm bored....lets type random words on the search bar and see if ppl actually has written the deffiniton of it *types shit on search bar*"
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[me, duhh!](/author.php?author=me%2C+duhh%21)23 Tháng mười một, 2005
Originally a slang term for fecal matter now commonly used as an all-purpose exclamation, noun, verb, adjective or adverb.
You don't get the shit unless you got the shit. And if you want the shit you gots to flaunt the shit. You gotta center the shit before you enter the shit. Make sure you choose the shit before you use the shit.
'Cause if you abuse the shit, you gonna lose the shit.
'Cause if you abuse the shit, you gonna lose the shit.
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[Wigga](/author.php?author=Wigga)02 Tháng năm, 2003
"Shit" may just be the most powerful word in the English
language. You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you
swim in a sea of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation.
language. You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you
swim in a sea of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation.
Do you really need an example after all that shit? I didn't think so.
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A state of mind which results in posting excessive amounts of definitions on Urban Dictionary
Example:
Goddamn, I wallow in boredom. I know - let's post s'more on UD.com
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The game of gods. Played only by those lucky children that get Monday 4th period off school, this game seperates the men from the boys. It is a round-by-round knockout football tournament, the team last to score booted from each round. During a game of Monday Cuppy, several groups of players seem to emerge;
1. The dirty bastards team. Usually Johnny and Kev. This team will complain for anything, hold the ball up, and be hard-done-by with every decision.
2. The tap-in team. Usually Nick K and Joe. Pair of fuckers. Score nothing but shit. Deserve to die.
3. The unknowns. The people who change team weekly. This team usually involves Swanny. Unskilled and uncontrolable, this team can produce both magic and manure. If you're a betting man - steer clear of this squad.
4. The Gods. This is my team. Unparalleled in their class. This team will score peach after peach. A dead cert.
5. The floaters. Usually Josso/Motion and James/Stewart. Not part of the football crew, these teams float in every monday, bring several unorthodox playing styles. James brings the class. Motion the passion. Josso the crazy diving headers and long-range bullets. Stewart, well, he's shaggin a 6th year so we'll let him off.
6. Andy-B. Complete farmer. He is backwards. Does not speak english. No one ever goes on a team with this person. Rightly so. He is prone to kicking the keeper in the head, screaming random sounds, trying FAR too hard, and blowing goats. He broke his hand last week. Hahahaha.
Lastly, the keeper, Tim, is key to the whole thing. He governs the whole sha-bang. He makes the most wonderfully SHIT decisions, and sometimes is biased towards the God's team. Dunno why. But i like it. He does not need glasses - he needs a basic understanding of football. Ach well, makes it funny. Rock on, Timbo.
Example:
'I won Monday Cuppy, yet again!'
'Andy-B has been banned indefinetly for attemtped beheading of Timbo'
'Ladbrokes stopped taking bets on whether or not Nick K would score a shit goal. Everyone knows he will.'
Timbo; 'Goal to Scroat'
Liam; 'Tim shut the fuck up'
Timbo; 'Okay, goal to Liam'
Liam; 'Good boy, have a sweetie'
John + Kev in chorus; 'HANDBALLLLL!'
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someone who is skeptical of everything. feels like everyone is out to get them
Example:
Bro, what are you doin? Im eerie of you!
Hey man can you pack me a bowl of bud that we jointly bought? Wow bro, im eerie of your intentions.
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# 3920 Aubignan
Bách khoa toàn thư mở Wikipedia
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|[Uccle](/w/index.php?title=Uccle&action=edit&redlink=1) [Tên chỉ định tiểu hành tinh](/w/index.php?title=T%C3%AAn_ch%E1%BB%89_%C4%91%E1%BB%8Bnh_ti%E1%BB%83u_h%C3%A0nh_tinh&action=edit&redlink=1) [Tên thay thế](/w/index.php?title=T%C3%AAn_ch%E1%BB%89_%C4%91%E1%BB%8Bnh_t%E1%BA%A1m_th%E1%BB%9Di_trong_thi%C3%AAn_v%C4%83n_h%E1%BB%8Dc&action=edit&redlink=1) [Đặc trưng quỹ đạo](/wiki/Qu%E1%BB%B9_%C4%91%E1%BA%A1o_m%E1%BA%ADt_ti%E1%BA%BFp) [Kỷ nguyên](/wiki/K%E1%BB%B7_nguy%C3%AAn_(thi%C3%AAn_v%C4%83n_h%E1%BB%8Dc))14 tháng 5, 2008 [Cận điểm quỹ đạo](/wiki/C%E1%BB%A7ng_%C4%91i%E1%BB%83m_qu%E1%BB%B9_%C4%91%E1%BA%A1o) [Viễn điểm quỹ đạo](/wiki/C%E1%BB%A7ng_%C4%91i%E1%BB%83m_qu%E1%BB%B9_%C4%91%E1%BA%A1o) [Độ lệch tâm](/wiki/%C4%90%E1%BB%99_l%E1%BB%87ch_t%C3%A2m_qu%E1%BB%B9_%C4%91%E1%BA%A1o) [Chu kỳ quỹ đạo](/wiki/Chu_k%E1%BB%B3_qu%E1%BB%B9_%C4%91%E1%BA%A1o) [Độ bất thường trung bình](/wiki/%C4%90%E1%BB%99_b%E1%BA%A5t_th%C6%B0%E1%BB%9Dng_trung_b%C3%ACnh) [Độ nghiêng quỹ đạo](/wiki/%C4%90%E1%BB%99_nghi%C3%AAng_qu%E1%BB%B9_%C4%91%E1%BA%A1o) [Kinh độ của điểm nút lên](/wiki/Kinh_%C4%91%E1%BB%99_c%E1%BB%A7a_%C4%91i%E1%BB%83m_n%C3%BAt_l%C3%AAn) [Acgumen của cận điểm](/wiki/Acgumen_c%E1%BB%A7a_c%E1%BA%ADn_%C4%91i%E1%BB%83m) [Đặc trưng vật lý](/w/index.php?title=Standard_asteroid_physical_characteristics&action=edit&redlink=1) [Cấp sao tuyệt đối](/wiki/C%E1%BA%A5p_sao_tuy%E1%BB%87t_%C4%91%E1%BB%91i) *(H)* **3920 Aubignan** (1948 WF) là một tiểu hành tinh bay qua [Sao Hỏa](/wiki/Sao_H%E1%BB%8Fa) được phát hiện ngày 28 tháng 11, 1948 bởi [Arend, S.](/w/index.php?title=Arend,_S.&action=edit&redlink=1) ở [Uccle](/w/index.php?title=Uccle&action=edit&redlink=1).
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# Plethodon teyahalee
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[Tình trạng bảo tồn](/wiki/T%C3%ACnh_tr%E1%BA%A1ng_b%E1%BA%A3o_t%E1%BB%93n) [Phân loại khoa học](/wiki/Ph%C3%A2n_lo%E1%BA%A1i_sinh_h%E1%BB%8Dc) [Giới](/wiki/Gi%E1%BB%9Bi_(sinh_h%E1%BB%8Dc))( *regnum*) [Animalia](/wiki/%C4%90%E1%BB%99ng_v%E1%BA%ADt) [Ngành](/wiki/Ng%C3%A0nh_(sinh_h%E1%BB%8Dc))( *phylum*) [Chordata](/wiki/%C4%90%E1%BB%99ng_v%E1%BA%ADt_c%C3%B3_d%C3%A2y_s%E1%BB%91ng) [Lớp](/wiki/L%E1%BB%9Bp_(sinh_h%E1%BB%8Dc))( *class*) [Amphibia](/wiki/%C4%90%E1%BB%99ng_v%E1%BA%ADt_l%C6%B0%E1%BB%A1ng_c%C6%B0) [Bộ](/wiki/B%E1%BB%99_(sinh_h%E1%BB%8Dc))( *ordo*) [Caudata](/wiki/B%E1%BB%99_C%C3%B3_%C4%91u%C3%B4i) [Họ](/wiki/H%E1%BB%8D_(sinh_h%E1%BB%8Dc))( *familia*) [Plethodontidae](/wiki/Plethodontidae) [Chi](/wiki/Chi_(sinh_h%E1%BB%8Dc))( *genus*) [Plethodon](/wiki/Plethodon) [Loài](/wiki/Lo%C3%A0i)( *species*) **P. teyahalee** [Danh pháp hai phần](/wiki/Danh_ph%C3%A1p_hai_ph%E1%BA%A7n) *Plethodon teyahalee* [Hairston](/w/index.php?title=Nelson_G._Hairston&action=edit&redlink=1), [1950](/wiki/1950) [Danh pháp đồng nghĩa](/wiki/T%C3%AAn_%C4%91%E1%BB%93ng_ngh%C4%A9a_(sinh_v%E1%BA%ADt_h%E1%BB%8Dc)) *Plethodon oconaluftee*Hairston, 1993 * (tên tiếng Anh: Plethodon teyahalee* *Southern Appalachian Salamander*) là một loài [kỳ giông](/wiki/K%E1%BB%B3_gi%C3%B4ng)trong họ [Plethodontidae](/wiki/Plethodontidae). Nó là loài [đặc hữu](/wiki/%C4%90%E1%BA%B7c_h%E1%BB%AFu)của [Hoa Kỳ](/wiki/Hoa_K%E1%BB%B3).
Môi trường sống tự nhiên của chúng là các khu
[rừng](/wiki/R%E1%BB%ABng) ôn hòa. Nó bị đe dọa do mất môi trường sống.
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[Plethodon teyahalee](//commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Plethodon_teyahalee?uselang=vi)
## Hình ảnh[
[sửa](/w/index.php?title=Plethodon_teyahalee&veaction=edit&vesection=1) | [sửa mã nguồn](/w/index.php?title=Plethodon_teyahalee&action=edit§ion=1)]
## Tham khảo[
[sửa](/w/index.php?title=Plethodon_teyahalee&veaction=edit&vesection=2) | [sửa mã nguồn](/w/index.php?title=Plethodon_teyahalee&action=edit§ion=2)]
- Hammerson, G. 2004.
[Plethodon teyahalee](http://www.iucnredlist.org/search/details.php/59356/all). [2006 IUCN Red List of Threatened Species.](http://www.iucnredlist.org)Truy cập 23 tháng 7 2007.

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# Xouaxange
Bách khoa toàn thư mở Wikipedia
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|Hành chính|
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| ![ Quốc kỳ Pháp](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c3/Flag_of_France.svg/18px-Flag_of_France.svg.png)
![ Quốc kỳ Pháp](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c3/Flag_of_France.svg/18px-Flag_of_France.svg.png)
[Pháp](/wiki/Ph%C3%A1p) [Vùng](/wiki/V%C3%B9ng_c%E1%BB%A7a_Ph%C3%A1p) [Tỉnh](/wiki/T%E1%BB%89nh_c%E1%BB%A7a_Ph%C3%A1p)
**Xouaxange** là một * trong commune* [tỉnh](/wiki/T%E1%BB%89nh_(Ph%C3%A1p)) [Moselle](/wiki/Moselle), [vùng](/wiki/V%C3%B9ng_c%E1%BB%A7a_Ph%C3%A1p) [Lorraine](/wiki/Lorraine)đông bắc nước [Pháp](/wiki/Ph%C3%A1p).
## Xem thêm[
[sửa](/w/index.php?title=Xouaxange&veaction=edit&vesection=1) | [sửa mã nguồn](/w/index.php?title=Xouaxange&action=edit§ion=1)]
## Tham khảo[
[sửa](/w/index.php?title=Xouaxange&veaction=edit&vesection=2) | [sửa mã nguồn](/w/index.php?title=Xouaxange&action=edit§ion=2)] *Bạn có thể tham khảo nội dung bài này trong Wikipedia tiếng Pháp để có thêm thông tin mở rộng cho bài này. Nếu bạn không biết tiếng Pháp, có thể dùng công cụ dịch, như Google Dịch.*

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downfield
Từ điển mở Wiktionary
Bước tới:
dẫn lái
,
tìm
Mục lục
1
Tiếng Anh
1.1
Cách phát âm
1.2
Phó từ
1.3
Tham khảo
Tiếng Anh
[
sửa
]
Cách phát âm
[
sửa
]
IPA
:
/.ˈfild/
Phó từ
[
sửa
]
downfield
adj
/.ˈfild/
Ở
khu vực
sân bóng
đang bị
tấn công
.
Tham khảo
[
sửa
]
Hồ Ngọc Đức,
Dự án Từ điển tiếng Việt miễn phí
(
chi tiết
)
Lấy từ “
http://vi.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=downfield&oldid=1238844
”
Thể loại
:
Mục từ tiếng Anh
Phó từ
Phó từ tiếng Anh
Trình đơn chuyển hướng
Công cụ cá nhân
Mở tài khoản
Đăng nhập
Không gian tên
Mục từ
Thảo luận
Biến thể
Các hiển thị
Tra
Sửa đổi
Xem lịch sử
Khác
Tìm kiếm
Chuyển hướng
Trang Chính
Cộng đồng
Thay đổi gần đây
Mục từ ngẫu nhiên
Trợ giúp
Thảo luận chung
Quyên góp
Chỉ mục
Ngôn ngữ
Chữ cái
Bộ thủ
Từ loại
Chuyên ngành
Công cụ
Các liên kết đến đây
Thay đổi liên quan
Tải tập tin lên
Các trang đặc biệt
Bản in được
Liên kết thường trực
Thông tin trang
Trích dẫn trang này
Ngôn ngữ định nghĩa
English
Eesti
中文
Sửa đổi lần cuối lúc 20:14, ngày 3 tháng 2 năm 2011.
Văn bản được phát hành theo
Giấy phép Creative Commons Ghi công–Chia sẻ tương tự
; có thể áp dụng điều khoản bổ sung. Xem
Điều khoản Sử dụng
để biết thêm chi tiết.
Quy định quyền riêng tư
Giới thiệu Wiktionary
Lời phủ nhận
Nhà phát triển
Phiên bản di động

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# schooling
Từ điển mở Wiktionary
## Tiếng Anh[
[sửa](/w/index.php?title=B%E1%BA%A3n_m%E1%BA%ABu:-eng-&action=edit§ion=T-1)]
### Cách phát âm[
[sửa](/w/index.php?title=B%E1%BA%A3n_m%E1%BA%ABu:-pron-&action=edit§ion=T-1)]
### Động từ[
[sửa](/w/index.php?title=B%E1%BA%A3n_m%E1%BA%ABu:-verb-&action=edit§ion=T-1)] **schooling**
#### Chia động từ[
[sửa](/w/index.php?title=B%E1%BA%A3n_m%E1%BA%ABu:-forms-&action=edit§ion=T-1)]
school
|Dạng không chỉ ngôi|
|Động từ
|[school](/wiki/school) [Phân từ](/wiki/ph%C3%A2n_t%E1%BB%AB) [hiện tại](/wiki/hi%E1%BB%87n_t%E1%BA%A1i) **schooling** [quá khứ](/wiki/qu%C3%A1_kh%E1%BB%A9) [schooled](/wiki/schooled) [Lối trình bày](/wiki/l%E1%BB%91i_tr%C3%ACnh_b%C3%A0y) [school](/wiki/school) [school](/wiki/school)hoặc [schoolest](/w/index.php?title=schoolest&action=edit&redlink=1)¹ [schools](/wiki/schools)hoặc [schooleth](/w/index.php?title=schooleth&action=edit&redlink=1)¹ [school](/wiki/school) [school](/wiki/school) [school](/wiki/school) [schooled](/wiki/schooled) [schooled](/wiki/schooled)hoặc [schooledst](/w/index.php?title=schooledst&action=edit&redlink=1)¹ [schooled](/wiki/schooled) [schooled](/wiki/schooled) [schooled](/wiki/schooled) [schooled](/wiki/schooled) [Tương lai](/wiki/t%C6%B0%C6%A1ng_lai) [will](/wiki/will)/ [shall](/wiki/shall)² [school](/wiki/school) [school](/wiki/school)hoặc [wilt](/wiki/wilt)/ [shalt](/wiki/shalt)¹ [school](/wiki/school) [school](/wiki/school) [school](/wiki/school) [school](/wiki/school) [school](/wiki/school) [Lối cầu khẩn](/wiki/l%E1%BB%91i_c%E1%BA%A7u_kh%E1%BA%A9n) [school](/wiki/school) [school](/wiki/school)hoặc [schoolest](/w/index.php?title=schoolest&action=edit&redlink=1)¹ [school](/wiki/school) [school](/wiki/school) [school](/wiki/school) [school](/wiki/school) [schooled](/wiki/schooled) [schooled](/wiki/schooled) [schooled](/wiki/schooled) [schooled](/wiki/schooled) [schooled](/wiki/schooled) [schooled](/wiki/schooled) [were](/wiki/were)to [school](/wiki/school)hoặc [should](/wiki/should) [school](/wiki/school) [school](/wiki/school)hoặc should [school](/wiki/school) [school](/wiki/school)hoặc should [school](/wiki/school) [school](/wiki/school)hoặc should [school](/wiki/school) [school](/wiki/school)hoặc should [school](/wiki/school) [school](/wiki/school)hoặc should [school](/wiki/school) [Lối mệnh lệnh](/wiki/l%E1%BB%91i_m%E1%BB%87nh_l%E1%BB%87nh) [school](/wiki/school) [school](/wiki/school) [school](/wiki/school)
- Cách chia động từ cổ.
- Thường nói
*will*; chỉ nói *shall*để nhấn mạnh. Ngày xưa, ở ngôi thứ nhất, thường nói *shall*và chỉ nói *will*để nhấn mạnh.
### Danh từ[
[sửa](/w/index.php?title=B%E1%BA%A3n_m%E1%BA%ABu:-noun-&action=edit§ion=T-1)] **schooling** [/ˈskuː.liɳ/](/wiki/Wiktionary:IPA)
- Sự
[dạy dỗ](/wiki/d%E1%BA%A1y_d%E1%BB%97)ở [nhà trường](/wiki/nh%C3%A0_tr%C6%B0%E1%BB%9Dng), sự [giáo dục](/wiki/gi%C3%A1o_d%E1%BB%A5c)ở [nhà trường](/wiki/nh%C3%A0_tr%C6%B0%E1%BB%9Dng). [Tiền](/wiki/ti%E1%BB%81n) [học phí](/w/index.php?title=h%E1%BB%8Dc_ph%C3%AD&action=edit&redlink=1)ăn ở tại nhà trường.
- (
*Từ cổ,nghĩa cổ*) Sự [trách phạt](/wiki/tr%C3%A1ch_ph%E1%BA%A1t), sự [thi hành](/wiki/thi_h%C3%A0nh) [kỷ luật](/wiki/k%E1%BB%B7_lu%E1%BA%ADt).
### Tham khảo[
[sửa](/w/index.php?title=B%E1%BA%A3n_m%E1%BA%ABu:-ref-&action=edit§ion=T-1)]
- Hồ Ngọc Đức,
[Dự án Từ điển tiếng Việt miễn phí](http://www.informatik.uni-leipzig.de/~duc/Dict/)( [chi tiết](/wiki/Wiktionary:Ngu%E1%BB%93n_g%E1%BB%91c/FVDP))

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Kết quả truy vấn
**Ban trai co nhung cu chi so vao vung nhay cam minh pai lam nhu the nao** [Poconganh](../users/profile.php?user=3800)(11.12.2012 / 20:43)
Minh va pan trai quen nhau chi duoc 5 thang thoi, minh va anh ay dang la sinh vien xa cach trong thoi gian dai, nhung trong thoi gian gan day minh thay pan trai co nhung cu chi hanh dong so vao vung nhay cam cua minh, minh cam thay neu ma de cho pan trai lam nhu vay lieu minh co phai la 1 dua con gai de dai hoh, lam cach nao de pan trai minh hok co nhung hanh dong nhu vay nua .cac pan giup minh vo
[Tới chủ đề](../forum/index.php?id=9605) **Trai tim anh chi yeu minh em!** [Admin_VGT](../users/profile.php?user=2664)(26.06.2012 / 17:50)
(24h) - Anh thầm cảm ơn ông trời vì đã mang em đến bên cuộc đời anh, đã mang cho anh một cuộc sống mới.
"Bước thật chậm để quên một người, đằng sau dĩ vãng chưa phai màu…", những ca từ đâu đây cứ vang ngân mãi làm tim anh rỉ máu. Tại sao lại thế hả em? Tình yêukhông có tội, chỉ có con người làm tội tình yêu.
Chúng ta đến với nhau thật bất ngờ, rồi ra đi cũng thật vội vã. Anh cũng không thể hiểu
[Tới chủ đề](../forum/index.php?id=14929) **con trai giup minh voi** [nkocgialai](../users/profile.php?user=17950)(20.01.2013 / 07:31)
may a giup e voi hom nay e di tieu ra nuoc mau trang roi con dau voi rat o? thang nho co luc tieu ra ca? nhung hat mau trang nho nhu hat cat nua e so lam may a cho e loi khuyen di
[Tới chủ đề](../forum/index.php?id=47072) **Sự từng trải của cô gái 22 tuổi** [admin](../users/profile.php?user=1)(29.07.2013 / 20:10)
Tôi lớn lên trong sự nghèo túng, kèm theo nước mắt của mẹ và sự vô trách nhiệm của ba
Tôi năm nay 22 tuổi, cái độ tuổi mà những bạn gái cùng trang lứa vẫn còn rất vô tư, yêu đời. Khi mọi người nhìn tôi, không ai nghĩ được rằng, cuộc đời tôi lại tràn ngập giông tố bão bùng như thế? Bao nhiêu năm nay, tôi sống trong những niềm vui ít ỏi và ngập tràn với cuộc sống đầy nước mắt.
Năm 20 tuổi, tôi m
[Tới chủ đề](../forum/index.php?id=143) **em vô tình đụng phải cái đó cùa bạn trai** [kim](../users/profile.php?user=14)(11.12.2013 / 11:29)
cách đây 2 ngày ( thứ 6 ) hôm đó em vô tình đụng phải cái đó cùa bạn trai em thì tay em thấy ương ướt ,bạn trai em nói về đừng có đụng vô cái của em nếu không sẽ có thai .Mà khi về nhà khi tắm em đã quên so ý đụng vô nhưng khi về nhà trước khi tắm em cũng có rửa tay nhưng không có kỹ .Vậy em có thể có nguy cơ mang thai không .Xin trả lời gấp cho em , em đang rất sợ
[Tới chủ đề](../forum/index.php?id=333) **Vòng 1 càng to, "lên đỉnh" càng hăng?** [kim](../users/profile.php?user=14)(29.11.2012 / 02:35)
Giải thích cho điều này,các chàng đều cho rằng, phụ nữ có vòng một nở sẽ dễ “lên đỉnh” hơn so với những cô nàng có ngực nhỏ.
Bầu ngực được coi là biểu tượng cho vẻ đẹp của người phụ nữ. Trước kia người ta coi đôi gò bồng đảo này chỉ đơn thuần dùng để chăm sóc con cái, nhưng sau này, nhiều người đã phát hiện ra rằng bầu ngực cũng có 1 vai trò quan trọng trong việc giúp cho chuyện “yêu” trở nên t
[Tới chủ đề](../forum/index.php?id=349) **Em gái vui tính nè, tìm bạn trai vui tính, chân thật** [vui](../users/profile.php?user=11)(16.04.2013 / 10:15)
Chào các anh, em tên là Ngọc, hiện đang đi làm, do công việc nên không có thời gian tìm bạn trai nên em lên đây tìm một anh trai hiền, thật thà và tôn trọng tình yêu nhé ( và vui tính nữa nha ). Em cao 1m60 ( mang giày vô nữa là longleg luôn, hehee), em thì ít khi online, các anh cứ gọi thoải mái nha. Đt của em là 096xxxx, nhiều khi em ra ngoài nên thằng em bắt máy thì các anh cứ nói cho gặp chị N
[Tới chủ đề](../forum/index.php?id=432) **“Trai tân”: “Yêu” lần đầu là... chảy máu?** [tuan](../users/profile.php?user=9)(07.01.2013 / 07:54)
Ngay trong lần “yêu” đầu Minh đã thấy đau, rát, máu chảy ra từ “cậu nhỏ” khiến “thân chủ” hoảng loạn, mặt tái mét khi người nhà đưa đến bệnh viện.
Hoảng loạn vì “cậu nhỏ rách nón”
Minh biết “điểm yếu” của mình là thiếu từng trải do quá mải mê học hành và sợ mắc bệnh nên chưa từng một lần trải nghiệm “ái ân”.
Trước ngày cưới, Minh đã dành khá nhiều thời gian để nghiền sách, xem phim tươi m
[Tới chủ đề](../forum/index.php?id=476) **Bắt gặp chị gái ái ân với bạn trai!** [saosang](../users/profile.php?user=1)(23.04.2013 / 23:46)
(24h) - Tôi hốt hoảng giật mình khi nhìn thấy chị gái và "anh rể" đang quằn quại ôm lấy nhau, không một mảnh vải che thân. Cảm giác ghê tởm xâm chiếm lấy tôi khi nghe thấy những tiếng rên rỉ lúc thì yếu ớt, lúc thì hào hứng của chị gái mình...
Tôi may mắn hơn với các bạn cùng trang lứa là được sinh ra trong một gia đình khá giả. Tuổi thơ không thiếu thốn bất cứ một thứ gì, hơn nữa lại được bố m
[Tới chủ đề](../forum/index.php?id=508) **Gai co don 9x tim b trai,gai tam su** [meo](../users/profile.php?user=63)(03.04.2014 / 01:13)
Mình tên thư ở vũng tàu..đang học lớp 11 mong được làm quen với các bạn
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# Đội mưa, rét đi khai hội chùa Hương
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Nhiều tuyến đường dẫn vào khu vực chùa Hương (Hà Nội) lâm vào cảnh ùn ứ vì quá đông người và phương tiện đổ về dự lễ khai hội.
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Để kịp lên Hương Tích đúng giờ khai mạc, nhiều gia đình ở Hà Nội và các tỉnh lân cận phải đi từ 2-3h sáng...
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...bất chấp trời mưa phùn và rét buốt.
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Rác tại khu vực bến đò cũng được dọn dẹp ngay từ sáng sớm.
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Năm nay, Ban tổ chức bố trí chừng 4.600 xuồng, đò phục vụ du khách.
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Vé đò cũng được tăng lên mức 35.000 đồng (đò thường) và 40.000 đồng một lượt đò cao cấp. Vé thắng cảnh cũng tăng lên 50.000 đồng một người.
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Tuy nhiên, ngay trong ngày khai hội, ngoài mức vé trên du khách vẫn bị các chủ đò xin thêm tiền mới chịu phục vụ.
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Ông Nguyễn Chí Thanh, Trưởng ban quản lý khu di tích Hương Sơn cho biết, đầu năm mới đã có trên 5 chục nghìn lượt du khách trẩy hội chùa Hương. Khi phát hiện hành vi vòi vĩnh, đòi thêm tiền, du khách cần báo cho Ban tổ chức để có hướng xử lý.
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