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Snaring the Fowler:

In Mark Twain's A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthurs Court, the protagonist, Hank Morgan, watches his medieval companion wallowing with some pigs she believes are enchanted nobles, and says, "I was ashamed of her, ashamed of the human race." Twain's own shame and embarrassment at his fellow humans wallowing in superstition and pseudoscience can be seen throughout his career. Like many good skeptics, Twain was an experienced hoaxster and prankster himself. When he was a young newspaper reporter, he wrote a spoof of the numerous spurious archaeological claims accompanying the western expansion. In his "Petrified Man" he described the discovery of such a find. Presented as an legitimate news article, the account