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Defending Defending: The Case for Unmitigated Zeal on Behalf of People Who Do Terrible Things

When Haitian immigrant Abner Louima accused Officer John Volpe of committing an act of unspeakable brutality on him in a Brooklyn police station bathroom in 1997—shoving a broom handle into Louima’s rectum so hard he caused massive internal injuries—one has to imagine that Volpe denied it in no uncertain terms. One has to imagine that Volpe vehemently disavowed the charge and asserted his innocence. One has to imagine that Volpe called Louima a liar, a charlatan, or