June 20th, 2005


Ohh god, that's rough.

A husband walks into Fredrick's of Hollywood to
purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several
possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer,
the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500
take the lingerie home.

model it for him.

Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it
might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling
naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself."

So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband
"Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!"

He never heard the shot.

Funeral services are pending.