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  1. WOW That sure is a FUGLY face. 101
  2. So you found my Fam Damily. 101
  3. Walmart installed a medical kiosk, for $10 and a urine sample, it would diagnose any condition. When my friend went with a sore elbow, the computer printout read "You have tennis elbow. Soak it in warm water and avoid heavy work for 2 weeks" Impressed, my friend wondered if he could fool the machine. He mixed tap water with dog crap, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and then pleasured himself into the mixture. When he put the sample into the machine the next day, the printout read: "1. Your tap water is too hard. Use softener. 2. Your dog has ringworm. Give it antibiotics. 3. Your daughter is on cocaine. Get her to rehab. 4. Your wife is expecting twins. Not yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you keep playing with yourself, your F*****n tennis elbow won't get better! "Thank you for shopping at Walmart" 101
  4. It was painful to watch and got nothing out of it but I did learn how to eat chips, drink Patron thru a straw and vape. Total waste of my time. I will give it a 2nd chance but no strike 3 here. 101
  5. Or fly a little closer to the ground. 101
  6. I'm not getting sucked in on the video's (Like Mr. Brando did) till I'm at the bank and it's in my account. We've seen a lot of hype, Broken promise's & Guru's it's here it's here BS thru the years and this is just another one of them we've seen in the past. Stay Grounded PPL. 101
  7. Not a bright young man. I guess there's one color missing from his crayola box now. 101
  8. U go girl friend u own this. 101
  9. Flash101

    Adam's update

    Sausage Fingers LOL 101
  10. That would bring a whole new meaning to HOLD MY BEER. 101
  11. I posted yesterday this next door and got a Ruby for it. I only posted this to prove a point that things are coming out of the woodwork, maybe because ppl are running out of material and can't find enuff things to bash our President (not Davis). I'm sure could come up w/something about o'bummer or even negative nancy if I had the time & really wanted to. 101
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