If you've been scouring the internet trying to find the most perfect video of raccoons fighting with each other to get milk, we are happy to inform you your search is over.

In this video, a raccoon commandeers a bowl full of milk and food and is none too pleased when a second raccoon comes over to get in on the action. These two critters bury their heads in the bowl sucking up milk like they're bobbing for apples, while a third stands to the side, like some sort of milk bowl bodyguard, who won't let anyone deprive them of all the vitamin D goodness they can lick up.

Eventually, they get their fill and flee the scene, ostensibly because they've filled their tummies. But we know they'll be back for another round at some point.