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Earthwide Squaredance

with human flapping flight
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Build foam wing suits for everyone and then everyone follow the sun and let all of the fighting become stretched out untill everyone is a regular distance from eachother and then address the issues one by one and eventually the earths magnetic field will become a 3d marimba dynamo symphony like a windchime in the solar wind. Aureaura Borealis
JesusHChrist, Nov 28 2016

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       Say what? you lost me
dev45, Nov 29 2016

       We're not going to be able to do the human flapping wing thing until we colonise the moon. We just aren't strong enough.   

       Some of your flapping geometry ideas might stand a chance if you incorporate lighter than air gas into your designs...
...but Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, and I have dibs.

       You Cher and the rest will have to flap over there somewhere.   

       This Idea sounds like a "let's all", which is frowned-upon here at the HalfBakery.
Vernon, Nov 29 2016

       Its not lets all, its just me and the hot chicks. no guys. which opens up a trans star cvreativity scene at the beach front in Austrailia for people who identify fluidly with gender, While all the male identifyiers as i said will be fighting with the sharks off the coast to try to get access but the gentle wing / atomosphere temperature control system will keep them at bay.
JesusHChrist, Nov 29 2016

       Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson will glide gently over all all the peoples of the earth, flitting anywhere to mediate cures like social working honey bees milking the buzz around developing world aid programs and gun toting white supremicist gathering protests.
JesusHChrist, Nov 29 2016

       // gun toting white supremicist //   

       Why didn't you mention that straight off ? Our favouite demographic... immediate bun. [+]
8th of 7, Nov 29 2016

       Yes, white supremecy protests as well as the accompanying female supremacy protests. The administration ran on a female supremacy platform and will rewrite the laws so that personhood is determined on a sliding scale by abscence of testosterone among primates, except for JesusHChrist who gets to be queen of all peoples, even the potential people like other males who will be eating eachother and the sharks and the sharks will be eating them as they angrilly gnash their teeth and vail in a permanent Trump support chant at the phalanx of trans gender and queer creativity and club based economy that will develop along the Austrailian beaches. The trans community will protect agains the subhuman males and JesusHChrist will get to be surrounded by a tetrahedron of Scarlett Johannson, Jesica Alba, Cher and all of the other potential mothers in the world, in order of hotness, but it will be a conga line so everyone will get a turn, inside the Austrailian border. Thats what the temperature valve vortex is about, it is a mathematically derived nipple of a Austrailia-wide square dance in the sky above the new Austrailian central Sea, and the trans economy on the beaches will be a merit-based testostorone-reduction imigration system which keeps out, via denial of personhood, violent males, idealogs and any other males.
JesusHChrist, Nov 29 2016

       You need to remember to take a breath every now and again. It's known as "respiration", and it's quite important for your species.
8th of 7, Nov 29 2016

       //Aureaura Borealis//   

       Is that like the now defunct Saturn Aura--bore-all-of-us?
RayfordSteele, Nov 29 2016

       So this is like that game Duck Hunt.
LimpNotes, Nov 29 2016

       You can't service all of the chicks. You're not strong enough.   

       ...not until we colonise the moon.   

       You're welcome to the light side, the one that faces your planet. We have first dibs on the Dark Side ...
8th of 7, Nov 29 2016

       And Sturton has mineral rights to the inside.
MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 29 2016

       Once we've hollowed it out and given it spin... that all sounds about right.   

       ...and then you just know that somebody will make some kind of Lost Wages touristy human flap orgy thunder-dome thingy and all will be right with the world.   

       Sturton can sell whatever is left of the minerals left over from the sustained fusion reaction with a rotating solar collecting shade mimicking our sun and day/night cycles at one Earth gravity of course, and there will always be some portion of the moon facing Earth.   

       The Earth is more round then square, even when it was flat.   

       Perhaps round dancing is more appropriate.
popbottle, Nov 30 2016


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