

  1. It starts in a tavern.
  6. The villain is a human wizard.
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Natalie Whipple said...

Hehe, this cracked me up! Oh man, good times. Good times.

Joshua McCune said...

The title cracked me up, as did the list.

I'd like to add:

13. One of the sidekicks is a kender :)

Matthew Delman said...

Addendum to 13 -- One of the sidekicks is a kender whose name is some variation on the word Tassel.

14. One of the characters carries a Bag of Holding that stores everything they could ever possibly need. Including a rubber chicken.

Nick said...

You wonder why the characters think they can defeat the villain (who is like, level 100 billion) if they're having trouble with those lowly level .5 goblins. Except for the Dwarf, of course, who has racial bonuses against them!

Nick said...

There are many references to the party "critting" with or without vorpal weapons. And making saves.

Nick said...

Whenever the Dwarf crits, the guy on the receiving end just kind of disappears into goo (since Axes crit for triple damage)

Adam Heine said...

Dang, this should've been my contest. These are hilarious!

Here's another: Black-skinned elves exist. They are always evil and carry dual scimitars (R.A. Salvatore excluded, of course).

Which reminds me: Character names contain apostrophes in unneces'sary and inexplicab'le pl'aces.