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    [–] amc7262 47 points ago

    Kinda like that one screenshot that gets reposted every once in a while of someone suggesting, as an alternative to vaccines, a dosage of dead viruses so your body can safely learn to identify and fight the virus....

    [–] nouseforausernam 17 points ago

    That's funny and sad at the same time.

    [–] InsertANameHeree 8 points ago

    Just a sign of how little research many anti-vaxxers have done.

    [–] bongblaster420 21 points ago

    A girl on my Facebook claimed that breastfeeding was rape on both sides because the baby can’t say no to it, and the baby is also being conditioned to be a rapist because he didn’t consent with the woman. I deleted my Facebook in that moment and have been free since 2013. I recommend everybody do the same.

    [–] DotIVIatrix 11 points ago

    Lol, yes boobs are only for sexy times. Not at all designed for baby food production. Just like every other mammal on the planet. Like, do they think a baboon is out there shaking tities to attract a mate but denying babies food? My brain hurts.

    [–] FrogInShorts 1 points ago

    Not agreeing with anti-vaxxers but to be fair baboons are probably out there raping each other.

    [–] bongblaster420 1 points ago

    Hahaha Right??

    [–] UhmNotMe 8 points ago

    No, he has a point. Would be lot cooler if the virus could somehow be little bit weaker tho, so we wouldn’t die because of it, right?

    [–] skeeze_p 15 points ago

    Everyday I shoot myself with .22 caliber rounds to build up an immunity to larger calibers

    [–] BloodyCut 4 points ago

    This man gets it.

    [–] Rider_83 1 points ago

    Lol 😂 😂 😂 😂

    [–] elmodoaz 12 points ago

    Facebook antivaxers. You can't live with them, but if you are patient enough you won't have too.

    [–] leaky_eddie 8 points ago

    And by not wearing glasses I’m making my eyes stronger! Hang on St. Christopher, we’re going for a drive and I’m leaving the specs at home!

    [–] Retlifon 3 points ago

    Well, it’s true, if you define “our immune system” on a species-wide basis, rather than a personal one. As far as the human immune system is concerned, it won over the Black Death and is better equipped to fight it now, and it only took the deaths of 60% of the people in Europe to achieve that.

    [–] InsertANameHeree 3 points ago

    Follow-up: I apparently got blocked by the person in question after mentioning that.

    [–] SemenSigns 2 points ago

    Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

    [–] Khadis21 0 points ago

    Adapt, react, re-adapt, apt

    [–] staticstate 2 points ago

    Devil's advocate - what if vaccines are equivalent to making your defense system doing girly push-ups ?

    [–] Reverend_James 10 points ago

    Its more like running a drill. That's one of the reasons some people "get sick" after they get the flu shot.

    [–] SemenSigns 16 points ago

    If you've got two immune systems, one that did girly pushups and one that did no pushups, you still bet on the one that did girly pushups when it's time for a pushup contest, ceteris paribus.

    [–] redfreebluehope 6 points ago

    Knee push-ups are a valid way to work up to regular push-ups.

    [–] rock61 1 points ago

    You can’t fix stupid.

    [–] t_skullsplitter 1 points ago

    It's true, the masses just take basic info and run with it. Making most ignorant morons

    [–] Chamcook11 1 points ago

    Poor education systems over a few generations.

    [–] redfreebluehope -1 points ago


    [–] saninicus -1 points ago

    Unless you get measles. Then it's back to square 1.