Friday, April 11, 2008

the accusation and the tragedy and the short memories




"YES, IT IS!!"









Iris hemmed and hawed.







hughman said...

OMG! such DRAMA QUEENS! where did that come from?

Silliyak said...

I suppose it would be unkind to point out that an omniscient being WOULD know which were hers' or better yet, being a/the supreme being, ALL of them were hers, or even WERE HER.

the Drunken Housewife said...

I don't think the God Lucy is an omniscient god. I think she's more of a limited purpose god, like the Greeks and Romans had. Venus was the goddess of love, Mars the god of war, and Lucy is the god of Sending You To Hell Where You Won't Have Any Friends.

Anonymous said...

Yes. Lucy is the god of sending people to hell where they won't have any friends. But I believe that she wishes to be called, "the god of whoever hates Iris". But the way she chooses to use her ability is to send people to hell where they won't have any friends. Is there any way we can avoid this horrible alternative? I believe she would say to me,

Anonymous said...

wait, was that Iris or SH?

the Drunken Housewife said...

It was Iris Uber Alles.

Whenever she reads this blog, I always cringe. I feel like I'm the child, being caught out by my parents. Iris can be so authoritative.

(If I have been writing depressing stuff, I ask her not to read, and then she does take a break from it, but I don't stop her from reading the stuff about herself & Lucy and offering rebuttals).

hughman said...

i still get nervous when iris comments here. maybe because she's so eloquent she would kick my ass in a conversation.

the Drunken Housewife said...

The worst part, Hughman, is the staring eyes of judgment. She's really into staring me down.