Category: Videos

VIDEO: John Carter (2012)

We dig into Joshua's Movie Madhouse archives (back when it was known as Anarchy at the Movies) for Disney's underwhelming adaptation of the Edgar Rice Burroughs novel that inspired countless sci-fi adventure films, John Carter, starring Taylor Kitsch and Lynn Collins.

VIDEO: Eight Legged Freaks (2002)


VIDEO: Rise of the Guardians (2012)


VIDEO: Frankenweenie (2012)

UPDATED Nov. 23, 2012 with commentary from Count Jackula and Horror Guru! You know what's awesome? Resurrecting dead pets. All this happens and more on this special black and white episode of Friday Night Fright Flicks, as Horror Guru and Count Jackula review Tim Burton's Frankenweenie!

VIDEO: Star Ballz (2001)

Not only does it reference Sailor Moon, Dragon Ball Z, Star Wars, and literally every movie ever made, but it also got the attention of George Lucas, who (unsuccessfully) filed a federal lawsuit against the makers of this movie. The Porn Critic checks it out to see if there's any chance in hell he might confuse it with the real Star Wars.

VIDEO: The Apple (1980)

It's the bizarre cult classic The Apple, a gay sci-fi biblical musical allegory directed by the future producer of Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo. It's the far-flung year of 1994, where society is ruled by a fascist, totalitarian record label called BIM, and the only ones who can liberate humanity are two virginal folk singers from Canada.

VIDEO: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 1 (2011)

Stephenie Meyer's novel gets split into two movies to extract an additional billion dollars from Twi-hards who line up for these things no matter how tedious or repulsive they get. And this one is certainly repulsive, as Bella gets pregnant with a half-vampire baby who treats her womb like a bouncy castle, Edward performs a Cesarean with his teeth, and Jacob embarks on an 18 year quest to groom his future wife.

VIDEO: Jarry Putter (2003)

From the depths of the cheapest Mexican cinema comes Jarry Putter, a softcore porn parody of the Harry Potter franchise (specifically Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone). Renegado and the Porn Critic team up to guide you through this rare, random, and weird gem.