An old joke from Isaac Asimov(fairly long).



There was once an angel who was very happy with life because she was very beautiful and she always got to wear pretty, perfect dresses.

One day, when she ran out of clothes to wear, she decided to wash them. When she took her dresses out of the washing machine, she noticed several small pieces of fibre were just stuck randomly on her pieces of dressing.

This incident absolutely traumatized her. She was always known for how pe...

Mr Horse has always wanted to play the guitar...


Why did the golfer's shots always fly in a spiral pattern?

He was using a screwdriver.

What’s the opposite of a soft drink?


Get it? Because it’s a “hard drink”
I am slowly spiralling into madness
Help me
Anyone there?

How many contortionists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they prefer the spiral kind.

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Jim's Birthday Hat

Jim's birthday was coming up, and as much as he enjoyed his birthday, he dreaded the obligations that came with it. Despite his vehement protests, his wife had arranged lunch with the whole family, including his witch of a mother-in-law. But Jim was a good man and said he'd be on his best behaviour....

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A man named Ted is unable to put alcohol down.

His thirst for liquor is unquenchable. All he does every day is drink and drink. Rum, tequila, beer, vodka, he has it all. Doesn't matter how it tastes or looks; he'll down it.

At first it started out at a simple party at Dominc's place. His best bud, Bob, invited him so he couldn't say no. P...

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Kid learns "fancy" words. #1





The majestic lion



I saw the bartender pull a beer from a lever in the shape of a helix.

I asked him what beer that was and he said, "This is Spiral Tap."

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My friend was on a game show...

He was doing pretty well on it. Until he needed a lifeline.
I was surprised when he called me.
Like i was talking to him as i saw him on the tv. so bizarre.
I didnt even need to hear his reply over the phone because i heard it on the show.
So he askes me the question. and i gave him the ...

TIL DNA was supposed to be a line

But things spiraled of control

A horse learns the guitar


So the...

I tried to teach a class on how hard it is to make a Fibonacci Sequence.

But it spiraled WAY out of control!

My friend crashed his plane recently

his life has been heading in a downward spiral.

Nihilistic Kindergartners


Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?

It's pretty much a downward spiral.

A small neighborhood was flooded... much to the point that the rooftops were the only dry place. Vince and Frank were seated on one roof, waiting for rescue, when suddenly, out of one of the houses, they observe a floating hat.

It drifts over to a shed nearby and then drifts back to the front of the house. Bubbles started...
