There are many terrible things about dating, and there is no doubt then using apps and websites women get sent some pretty terrible things.

But among the worst, well almost, are the cringy, cheesy chat-up lines some men think - who knows why - will win them a date.

Fashion brand  Missguided asked its  fans to share the worst chat up lines they had ever been sent, reports The Mirror.

One user was sent this, which barely makes sense: "Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other."

Another got the spicy: "Knock knock. Who’s there? Where, when. Where, when, who? Nando’s, tomorrow, me and you."

And another man went with: "D5. Sorry about that, I was just trying to get a snack out of the snack machine."

Some try to hide their lack of subtlety with poems such as: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm so glad I slid into your DMs, tonight can I slide into you?"

Another asked: "Are you my appendix? Because I don't know what your use is, but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out."

Then there was: "There must be something wrong with my phone, because it doesn't have your number in it."

Raise a toast to this one: "Let me paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado"

While another used the winning line: "Are you a buggy? Because I want to put my kids in you."

The joys of online shopping lead to:"Are you my Amazon order? Because I want you in my apartment in three to five business days 100 percent satisfaction guaranteed."

But the worst could be: "Are you the gherkin from a Big Mac? Cause baby, I just wanna take you out."

Oh boy.