Brain By-Pass Monday – Yes, It’s More Quiz Show Answers!

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”


It wouldn’t be a Monday without another selection of answers given by members of the public on television and radio quiz shows, where all that’s required to feature is a brain by-pass. As usual the hapless contestants employ all devices to come up with an answer  –  all devices that is except for intelligence and logic.

Read on and you’ll see.




Q: Name something a man might ask for if he made a deal with the devil

A: Greed



Q: Name something people pitch          

A: Tower



Q: Name a magazine that a mother would love to see her son on the cover of     

A: USA Today  



Q: Name a famous magician     

A: Tom Cruise



Q: Name something a man might do to look good that he doesn’t want people to know about     

A: Stuff his pants



Q: Name a fruit found in fruitcake          

A: Booze



Q: An appliance you can’t live without   

A: Spatula



Q: Name a bill that’s always more than you expected it to be      

A: $100 bill

A: $50 bill



Q: Name a place you go to, to listen to music   

A: iPod



Q: Name something you should do in moderation or you’ll be sorry later 

A: Sex 



Q: Name a card game that’s easy to cheat at     

A: Checkers     



Q: Name a famous resort area outside of the continental United States   

A: Tahoe



Q: Name a time when people go to bed 

A: Night



Q: Name a TV show that took place on an island, past or present           

A: Miami Vice

A: General Hospital



Q: Name a real person who made a living scaring people           

A: Red Skelton 



Q: How often your parents punished you as a child        

A: 5 times



Q: The city with the world’s greatest art collections         

A: Europe



Q: Name a food people give as a gift   

A: Lasagna



Q: Name something people associate with a sumo wrestler        

A: Exposed buttocks

A: Their shoes  



Q: Name a road sign that describes your love life          

A: Do not enter

A: Slippery When Wet