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Today's penis will be quite large, so your comfort level when giving the BJ is important." "I'll blow him on my knees, thanks. One extra-large order of Dark Meat to be sucked to completion on your knees. He then flipped it shut, and stood up very straight. " "Of course." The waiter bowed, and returned momentarily with iced water. The blowjob she was performing was loud and full of wet "Sluuuuuuuuuurp-urp-urppp" sound effects and Kristi wondered if her husband didn't probably get the greediest, wettest blowjobs imaginable. The words "cock," "suck," "throat job," "bee-jay," " big penis," "blowjob" and "swallow" seemed to be mentioned continuously, all across the dining area as Kristi panned the room with her ears. She counted at least 15 blowjobs being given, the café was filled with sucking and smacking noises, women moaning with meat in their mouths, and waiters reviewing blowjob options on the menu for new customers. "Girls suck so much cock these days, I needta catch up! " She looked up at the waiter who was patiently standing by her table. " "Oh, you like to talk dirty while you give a blowjob? I'm a dirty-talking, dick-sucking, cum-swallowing, blowjob slut! We practiced about two hours a day for a couple weeks. Does your mom let your dad get his dick sucked by your friends? But if you want, I can get Brian's number from my mom. I am totally a BJ Queen now, because of all the cock-sucking lessons. Like, I just blow my Business/Marketing teacher now, so I don't have to do homework or take tests, or anything. " She asked her friend with wonder, who's hand was over her mouth in astonishment at the possibility that such a large appendage could actually be procured and sucked inside the café.

Better access to the ball sack," Kristi chirped, with a cute snort. "Your appetizer of fresh-shot cum will be right over, shortly. "That chick loves sucking her waiter's cock, she is going to pop his balls inside out with how hard she's sucking and blowing that cock-pop! One table had a couple of women, sharing both cock and balls, one sucking hungrily on the ball sack while the other fellated the server's meat. " Kristi had only blown a handful of boys in her freshman year of college, usually giving a sloppy, drunken blowjob to a boy she'd met at a party or a dance club. She noticed she had been getting hot and wet between her legs. " Kristi laughed and made a giving-a-blowjob gesture with her hand and mouth, bugging her eyes out while sucking the imaginary penis. While you're blowing your waiter, please feel free to talk as dirty as you like. "We get lots of young girls requesting group-blowjobs here during the weekdays. I got to do some serious dick-sucking and it paid off, big time! "It says on this plaque that there are at least two servers at all times in this BJ café who have a penis that large. I want to blow, like, a King-Kong sized cock this afternoon, it's only like 10 or 15 dollars more expensive! One extra-large serving of Dark Meat, sucked to completion and balls drained in-mouth, as you requested." The waiter straightened his bow-tie.

She still wore a short black skirt and sheer white blouse from work,; she had rushed over without changing. She wasn't looking for a group-suck-off blow-bang today, anyway. I probably can't suck his cock because it's just an appetizer," she thought privately. "Please...swallow." The waiter motioned toward her cum-filled wineglass and folded his hands behind his back, his semi-engorged cock still hanging out of his slacks, growing limp. You weren't kidding about that concentrated juice-drinking thing. I'm going to request to swallow yours again next time." "I'm flattered, ma'am. "No wonder you get paid to get blown and shoot cum! I'm here on business from Portland and I haven't blown a guy in like 2 believe it?

She crossed her legs and folded her hands on her lap, expectantly. Would you like to blow White Meat or Dark Meat this afternoon? "I'll do all the sucking, blowing, and jacking-off, thanks. "Actually, I'd probably almost suck horse cock right now, I'm so raring to give a BJ! Do most chicks swallow when they suck out the ball-spunk from a horse? The waiter smiled and started stroking his large penis steadily, aiming the glans of his cock towards the mouth of the wineglass. How many blowjobs do you usually get a day, working here? "I usually have my penis sucked by at least 6 to 7 customers a day. Kristi knocked back the whole load of cum, relishing it's salty-sweet taste as she slushed it briefly around her mouth, and swallowed with one big "Gulp! But all our servers' cum here tastes just as delicious. I certainly don't mind paying to swallow your nut-butter! " "You don't have blowjob bars and cafes in Portland? "No, if I want to suck dick I have to go to a club and find a guy who wants a quick BJ in the bathroom or the parking lot. Blowing meat and swallowing loads." Kristi heard the customer behind her, who had just presently arrived, place her order.

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Their waiter smiled as his fat, swollen penis flopped out of his trousers. Her eye-liner was a little smudged and she had saliva all over her lips and chin; hers and her friends' spit. Especially on return visits, when they know what to expect. She watched the young girls help their friend jerk out a sizeable load onto her expectant tongue. She had a small white sign at her table that said "Throat Job" - Kristi assumed she wanted to give a balls-deep blowjob. Your order is ready." Kristi snapped out of he eavesdropping and looked up, delighted. "You have no idea how much I've been craving a big black cock-sucking for the last couple weeks. Kristi was comically excited with herself, and with her blow-toy she had chosen.

We have very good semen here." "I can vouch for that! She could hear the girl moaning softly as milky cum shot into her wide-open mouth. I'm going to suck your dick completely dry, if you don't mind!

"Hi, I'd like to give a blowjob please," Kristi said, smiling pleasantly, putting her purse down. " Kristi browsed the menu, briefly, looking at the various blowjob options, illustrated by small pictures and descriptions...pretty models sucking well-hung men off, with various cock-styles to suck.