

When a game feels the need to drive you even more insane...

Mega Man

Legend of Zelda


Sonic the Hedgehog

Final Fantasy

 Gone in a second, ultimate destruction

Gods are warring, sorrow neverending

Endless chaos for an eternity

Welcome to the abyss


 It's hard to overstate my satisfaction... Aperture Science.

We do what we must, because we can. For the good of all of us...

except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying over every mistake....

You just keep on trying till you run out of cake...

And the Science gets done...

And you make a neat gun.

For the people who are still alive.

I'm not even angry.

I'm being so sincere right now.

Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

And tore me to pieces...

  You are dead! Dead! Dead!

 DIG through the ditches,

And BURN through the witches,

And SLAM in the back of mah,


  "You hear an irritatingly catchy song...."

 You cannot run away! /(Hell naw no man can run away)/For me I stay in your head as one big threat!

  "God or demon, what am I? It's time for me to choose my path..."

 "Beauty is a SIN! EN GARDE!"

  • The four-line song, which accompanies the game "You Have To Fertilize The Egg". It will not leave you.

 'Swimmin' around in a vagina,

I'm swimmin' around in a vagina,

I'm swimmin' around in a vagina,

I try to make a princess!'

  Welcome, welcome, generous friends/days and weeks and tokens to spend/ we're just regular businessmen/just you and me and Ted. E. Bear!

  Oh war, what is it good for (what is it good for?) It strengthens the ee-con-uh-meeeeeee...

    • More Than Jerks, from Season 1, Episode 1. Especially if you got stuck on the Chasing Specs segment for 10-15 minutes, not knowing what exactly you're supposed to do.

  Little Peepers, Specs, and Whizzer,/Toiling at the soda works,/Guzzling with tiny gizzards,/Soda fountain special perks...

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  1. Fun fact: if you type "dispossessed" into the search box on Youtube, "dispossessed eidolons" is the third suggestion in the drop-down.
  2. one for arcade releases and one for console releases