News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Seething Rage.
(image courtesy Scissorhead MonkeyFister)

Well, we cannot have that.

His court cases continue to implode and now I learn that Prznint Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer ™ Rudy Giuliani is charging LDN $20,000 Ameros per week.

And worth every penny.

Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania

“The Pennsylvania Supreme Court ruled Tuesday that Republican monitors observing vote counting in Philadelphia were given sufficient access under state law to view the proceedings.

“In a 5-2 decision, the court overturned a lower court decision that ordered monitors with President Trump’s campaign be allowed within six feet of tables where ballots were being tallied.”

And in Michigan… there was some Nazi eff’ery going on, but it looks like it is under control now.

UPDATE 1: Krebs tweets from his own, private account:

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14 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. osirisopto says:

    $2,000, $20,000 or $20M the chances of our stable genius paying him are zilch.

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  2. Infidel753 says:

    Rudy Giuliani is charging LDN $20,000 Ameros per week. And worth every penny.

    Look, it takes a lawyer of Giuliani’s caliber to hold a media event representing the president of the United States in a dingy parking lot next to a dildo store because he got a hotel mixed up with a landscaping company. That kind of entertainment is worth 20 grand a week, especially if Trump is the one getting billed for it. After the last four years we deserve a few laughs.

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  3. The deadline is tomorrow for paying Wisconsin 7.9 million Ameros for a recount.

    Counting starts when the check clears.

    Liked by 2 people

  4. Bruce388 says:

    Twitter says Rudy wants $20,000 A DAY.

    Liked by 2 people

  5. Martin Pollard says:

    The two Wayne County Republicans on the Board of Canvassers did a 180 faster than Emperor Covidicus reaching for a hamberder. Nazi fuckery averted, at least for now, but now I’m wondering what else is in the pipeline.

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  6. Dennis Cole says:

    “I’m really sorry, Mr. Ghouliani, but the White House telephone operator is not putting my calls through. And these “rejections of invoices” keep piling up in my In basket, what am I supposed to do?”

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  7. He’s going to fire everyone but the ones who go get him KFC and Hamberders. He will be wandering the halls alone, in his undershorts, shouting at the paintings and statues and not even having the advantage of gin, like Nixon. I guess Morning Powder will do….


  8. spotthedog says:

    Wonder how relieved Mr. Krebs might feel now?


  9. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Next to go is Wolf for refusing to fire Krebs. I’m enjoying the hell out of this.


  10. roket says:

    There should be a frigging law against firing people by tweet. Let’s hope the batshit crazy R’s allow us to return to normalcy after the golden turd is flushed.

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