Monday, December 25, 2017

Happy Solstice and Beyond

By Keith

Hello everyone. Busy year.

Typing difficult.

My Christmas Present Registry specifically listed "Cha-Cha" heels as preferred. I did not receive the cha-cha shoes for Christmas.

Instead, something much better. Really. It's amazing how much the cost/unit of obsolete tech stuff is marked-down. Can't wait to mount it rooftop for Christmas Eve fireworks.


Anonymous said...

ANNTI sez..

1. No stealing from teh impossible-to-buy-online soundtrack of the original film, "Kinky Boots" soundtrack, damn you! I fucking LOVE that song!

2. I want an Exocet, too! (Neighbors have really rude, stoopid hound dogs and they go off every time that we open a damned door, from 100 yards away & across a holler! Obviously, their humans must die.) Plus, there's an ambulance-chaser and several "doctors" who really don't deserve to practice, and wouldn't be "licensed" in any other state...

Anonymous said...

ANNTI sez...

I know, I said "soundtrack," twice. Sue me. I've been without ANY fucking pain relief since JUNE, and nope, NOTHING has healed.

Jimbo said...

Ha! I'm old enough to remember the Exocet, mainly from the Falklands War in 1982. Imagine firing one of these off and blowing up a yuuge oligarch's yacht.