Perfect Husband Joke

There are several men in the locker room of a private
club after exercising.

Suddenly a cell phone that is on one of the benches rings.

A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
"Honey, It's me."
"Are you at the club?"
"Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are.
I saw a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely
gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?"
"Only $1,800.00"
"Well, OK, go ahead and get, if you like it that much..."
"Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership
I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good
we bought last year..."
"What price did he quote you?"
"Only $80,000..."
"Great!, before we hang up, something else..."
this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last
year ... it's on sale!!
Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre
of park area, beachfront property..."
"How much are they asking?"
"Only $750,000... a magnificent price, and I see that
we have that much in the bank to cover it..."
"Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $720,000. OK?"
"Bye... I do too..."

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises

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