Lou, this is the Queen of England we’re talking about. I’m sure she could order one from the Amazon. They had expeditions there all the time. It would take the entire month’s allowance, but I’m sure she could afford it. And the chocolate implants too.

"Take the cylinder out of my kidneys,
The connecting rod out of my brain, my brain,
From out of my arse take the camshaft,
And assemble the engine again."