Intellivision Reviews C

Grade: F
Publisher: Coleco (1983)
Reviewed: 2000/9/17

screenshotColeco usually does a fine job of converting arcade hits to the Intellivision, but this one is almost unbearable! Carnival is an old-fashioned shooter where you move a gun across the bottom of the screen while shooting ducks, owls, and various other rows of targets. Unlike the fun arcade version, this one is slow and choppy. Aiming your gun with any kind of precision is impossible, and your bullets take forever to clear the screen.

In addition to its poor gameplay, Carnival's background music is nauseating. Not only does it sound horrible in general, but the tune starts over with each shot. It will drive you absolutely nuts! I couldn't even tell you if the bear bonus stage is included because I didn't have the intestinal fortitude to finish the first screen! This is by far the worst version of Carnival I've ever played. © Copyright 2000 The Video Game Critic.

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Grade: B
Publisher: Atari (1983)
Reviewed: 2001/5/18

screenshotThe Intellivision wasn't famous for fast arcade action, but Atari managed to recreate the frantic fun and excitement of Centipede pretty well in this cartridge. Graphically, there's not much to complain about except for the choppy animation of the centipede. The control is surprisingly crisp, and Atari tailored the game to the Intellivision controller, including auto-fire and a speed button. This Centipede is quite a bit easier than most others, thanks to its slow, predictable spider and large, easy-to-shoot centipede sections. But it's still great fun. © Copyright 2001 The Video Game Critic.
Our high score: 29553
1 or 2 players 

Championship Tennis
Grade: D+
Publisher: Nice Ideas (1986)
Reviewed: 2014/8/3

screenshotI was expecting Championship Tennis to be an incremental upgrade of Tennis (Mattel, 1980), but the designers went a totally different route. Instead of the side view, you're presented with a vertical view of the court as you would see it on TV. The players look pretty amazing considering their low resolution, to the point where they look motion-captured!

When it comes to features, no other first-generation tennis title even comes close to matching this ambitious title. After selecting your speed you choose from three venues: Flushing Meadows (synthetic), Roland Garros (clay), and Wimbledon (grass). The player selection screen lets you configure a one-on-one match or doubles. Not only can you both have a CPU-controlled partner, but two people can team-up against the computer! Unfortunately the set-up process is confusing as hell so you'll probably need to consult the manual.

The game's ambition is matched only by its steep learning curve. It's so hard to serve in-bounds, I once lost a game completely on faults. Returning the ball is hard because you need to be in perfect position and your swing timing must be exact. Considering the touchy movement controls and laggy swing controls, you'll need a lot of practice to become proficient at this.

I'm usually happy just to make contact, only to watch the ball sail out of bounds. The game is frustrating and hard on your hands too. An "automatic swing" option would have been nice, similar to Activision's Tennis (Atari 2600, 1981). Championship Tennis is a sophisticated tennis title that poses quite the challenge if you're willing to take it on. Personally, I prefer my classic tennis to be a little more playable. © Copyright 2014 The Video Game Critic.

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Chip Shot Super Pro Golf
Grade: A-
Publisher: INTV (1987)
Reviewed: 2003/5/29

screenshotIn terms of classic golf games, Chip Shot is a tour-de-force. Its advanced play mechanics were years ahead of their time, with modern features like a swing meter, contoured greens, a scorecard, and even wind! In addition to being fun to play, it has a truckload of options. You can choose from one of five full courses, and play the front or back nine if you don't feel like playing a full game. You even have the option of creating your own course out of 99 pre-made holes! Holy cow!

There's even a driving range and putting green to brush up on your stroke! Each hole is one screen in size, and a smaller window gives you a close-up of your golfer and provides vital statistics. Although objects like trees and bunkers look small on the screen, it's still pretty easy to tell what's going on.

If there's one aspect in which Chip Shot falters, it would have to be those damn trees. Once your ball gets lodged in a thicket of trees, it takes an excessive number of hacks to get it back onto the fairway. Other than that, I really can't say enough good things about Chip Shot Golf. It makes the Intellivision look like a Genesis. © Copyright 2003 The Video Game Critic.

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Christmas Carol Vs. the Ghost of Christmas Presents
Grade: A+
Publisher: Left Turn Only (2012)
Reviewed: 2012/11/20

screenshotThis is a pretty amazing new homebrew, and the fact that it happens to be a seasonal title is a sweet bonus. Christmas Carol's title screen features a decorated tree, colorful gifts, and a harmonized rendition of "Ring Christmas Bells". The game itself is a little less festive but still includes a variety of holiday elements. You control a green elf, and you probably wouldn't know she was a chick if you didn't see the game's box cover.

Each stage is a frozen cavern maze lined with ice blocks and icicles. The light blue color scheme is very easy on the eyes, especially over the deep black background. Gifts of various colors and sizes are scattered throughout each maze and your goal is to snag them all. The controls are super responsive as you scamper around the maze, occasionally darting through a tunnel on the side. The straightforward nature of the game is appealing, but the tricky maze configurations require quick thinking.

You're pursued by a gift-stealing ghost and a psychotic snowman that enters the screen after unleashing a bloodcurdling howl. This mentally unstable snowman will strike fear into your heart as he wobbles around the maze while waving those freaky stick arms of his. If he catches you, your character freezes into ice before crumbling into a pile of snow (eat your heart out, Sub Zero). You can confuse your adversaries by grabbing a snowflake, and there are plenty of these around so don't hesitate.

Between stages you're treated to some very cute and surprisingly entertaining intermissions (a la Pac-Man). The challenge ramps nicely, steadily becoming faster and more frantic. This is a long game that packs a heck of a lot of content. It comes packaged in a classic Mattel-style box, along with an instruction booklet and two overlays. The glossy manual is a lot of fun to read and really gets you in the spirit. Christmas Carol Vs. the Ghost of Christmas Presents is a quality title that every classic gamer will appreciate having every December. The official site for the game is © Copyright 2012 The Video Game Critic.

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Our high score: 1,459
1 player 

Grade: B+
Publisher: INTV (1987)
Reviewed: 2018/7/16

screenshottitle screenPerhaps more than any other home version, Commando for the Intellivision remains true to the spirit of the arcade. You can run-and-gun up the screen with reckless abandon while firing multiple shots and tossing grenades! The graphics are sharp, beginning with the screen-sized soldier on the title screen who appears to be smoking while leaning on a pile of explosives.

The characters in the game are small but that allows you to see far into the distance and your bullets have excellent range. The Intellivision disc is put to good use, allowing you direct your fire with analog precision. I love how lobbed grenades move in an arc, even if they only affect a small area. You move upward at a steady clip but moving sideways feels terribly sluggish. The scenery is quite lush, with palm trees, rock walls, and swampy areas that slow you down.

Like Rambo, it's amazing how many bullets you can dodge while caught in perilous crossfire. It helps that the collision detection is incredibly forgiving. There were times when I stopped playing momentarily because I thought for sure I was dead. Sometimes you'll spot a prisoner being led away, and if you can shoot his two captors before they escort him off the screen you'll earn big points, calling to mind Galaxian (Atari 2600, 1983).

At the end of the first level you need to enter a gate with soldiers pouring out, and I could never get past that. The gameplay is so intense my thumb kept sliding off the disc! Commando is hard, but it might just be the best version of the game you'll find on a classic home system. © Copyright 2018 The Video Game Critic.

Our high score: 41,800
1 player 

Congo Bongo
Grade: D

screenshotbaron of hellcongoThis game is so super rare I had to review it off a Flash cartridge. If you've never played Congo Bongo, it's kind of a 3D Donkey Kong. Instead of ladders you climb tiered platforms while avoiding monkeys and bouncing coconuts. I have to tell you this Intellivision version is a real feast for the eyes with its lush foliage and cascading blue waterfalls. The monkeys are chunky but colorful. The villain of the game, Congo the ape, is rendered in red, making him a dead ringer for a Baron of Hell from Doom (Xbox One, 2016).

Unlike most home versions of the game, this one begins with a short intro showing Congo setting your explorer's tent on fire! This is one Bad Monkey we're talking about here! Your little multi-colored explorer dude is surprisingly nimble, scurrying up slopes with relative ease. The game doesn't display your score and the timer at the same time, but instead alternates between the two, which is kind of distracting.

The second screen plays like a sideways version of Frogger (Atari 2600, 1982), and it made me yell a lot of words I'm not proud of. There's zero room for error as you hop between lily pads, hippos, and slippery red fish to reach the opposite river bank. It's bad enough you need to be on the correct pixel to execute a jump, but the isometric perspective makes it really hard to judge where you're going to land! When I did make it across I would get caught up on an invisible wall and then trampled by a rhinoceros. I couldn't even tell you if there's a third screen. Congo Bongo should have been a great safari but its unforgiving controls will have you speaking fluent French. © Copyright 2017 The Video Game Critic.

Our high score: 6070
1 player 


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