Wednesday Zing!

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How long do we need to drive around downtown Tallahassee looking for a parking spot during the marathon before God says it’s OK to skip church and go home?

We Millennials are bright enough to know the difference between democratic socialism (which describes our present government, by the way) and communism. We’ll do just fine, thank you.

Better fill up on your lead-free water while you can.

Hey, bottom eight finishers in the Republican Iowa caucuses – turn out the lights, the party is over!

Hillary felt the “Bern” in Iowa – an enormous lead reduced to a squeak against a Democrat who didn’t attack her character and past.

Is it not possible for the Florida Legislature to get out of my female bedroom?

I believe the IRS wrote the directions for the Iowa caucuses!

Why do state employees need state government to help them make charitable contributions?

The brilliant scholars who don’t know the difference between socialism and communism are the same folks who hate the government but want their benefits.

The only good thing about Rubio running for president is the fact that he won’t be our senator anymore.

Apparently those Iowans weren’t as dumb as Trump accused them of being.

Can you see a Cruz presidency getting anything done?

Can you see anything getting done by any of them? Visit www.Tallahassee.com/zing to submit your Zing! and check out the Zing! blog at Tallahassee.com.

Quote of the day

“History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.” Napoleon Bonaparte

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