It's My Party, And I'll Cry If I Want To, But Probably Not, So Call Me Maybe

It's my one-year anniversary at work today.

I celebrated by remoting in this morning from home to do some maintenance on the database server.

And killed it.

And drove like a maniac to the office.

And expanded my vocabulary with raised volume.

While all my coworkers decided to get in early.

And sit around doing nothing because the database server was down.

All was back to normal before 8.


How do you celebrate anniversaries? How do you kill servers?