The Best 7 Bandage Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bandage jokes. There are some bandage reattached jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bandage blister puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bandage Jokes and Puns

After a night out partying, my brother shows up with a huge bandage on his nose. His girlfriend said,"His nose was broken in three places."

Turns out it was exactly the same three places I had warned him not to go when he'd been drinking.

John: Carl, why do you have a bandage on your ear?

Carl: I was ironing my shirts and my phone rang. I picked up the iron instead of the the phone and burned my ear.

John: I get that. But why do you have a bandage on the other ear?

Carl: Well, the phone rang again.

A Dog Walks Into Bar...

A dog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "We don't serve dogs in here," pulls out a pistol and shoots the dog in a hind paw. The dog hops yelping out of the bar.

The next day the dog walks back into the bar with a huge bandage on his hind foot. He's wearing a ten-gallon hat and has a six-gun on each hip.

He looks at everyone in the bar and says...

"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

Bandage joke, A Dog Walks Into Bar...

[Cringe] Why did the farmer bandage the goat?

Because it was "bleat"ing...

Today I tried to remove a bandage

I couldn't pull it off

What bandage does Rico Rodriguez use?

Just Gauze.

What do you call a woman with a bandage around her lower leg?


Bandage joke, What do you call a woman with a bandage around her lower leg?

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