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Eat Here

Self service flatulent diner for unleaded customers

Eat Here thanks to Melanie Thompson

Redneck restaurant for those with high octane needs

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown



Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis







What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake





I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis





The chief pleasure in eating does not consist in costly seasoning, or exquisite flavor, but in yourself. - Horace


I'm not from a maple producing area and so my maple syrup credentials are very much of the eating side. - Nancy Greeme





The best reason to go to the movies is to be with other people. Eating the popcorn, being with other people you don't know. - Peter Weller


I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll







Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds

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