The Most Non-Essential

President Barack Obama and the First Lady Mich...


Yesterday I posted about which essential services I would furlough during the government shut down. Today, I make a point for who are the most expendable and least essential staff in our government.  Michelle Obama, wife of the president has but one obligation, i.e. to keep a smile on the man’s face. She should concentrate on screwing his brains out every night and should not need a staff of twenty-four during the day time. What the hell does she do with these people? Why does she need them? Yea, I know she needs the money. Well so do eleven million out of work people who are straining to feed families. She does not need a nickel nor does she deserve to get paid for her “services,” what-ever they are.

I forgot, she has instructed us and the school kids of America on what to eat. That is really essential to the well being of the country.

My Take On Non Essential Services


Collard (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Well, the government shut down and it is my fault, since I am the nasty ass Tea Party Patriot that demanded his Congressman hold the line on spending. Come and get me Obama.

Since I am responsible for the shut down I should have some say in which non-essential services go.

1. Close the kitchen in the White House and send the cooks home.

2. Same for the housekeeping staff

3. No more gas or chauffeurs  for the Beast, helicopter, Air Force One, or the fleet of limos.

4. No Secret Service protection for the man or his family.

5. Close all dining and cafeteria services in the Senate building.

All of the people affected by these services continue to draw healthy pay checks and can afford to eat out, use cabs, and hire outside cleaning services.

The first lady can haul her butt out to the White House farm and harvest some okra and collard greens. She might even try to light the stove in the kitchen and cook with the girls.

The Senate can call Tony from Villa Rosa in Frankfort. Tony will be happy to arrive daily at the front door of the Senate building with his food truck and supply Harry Reid, Dick Durbin and the other ninety-eight shills who rejected all House proposals with some delicious South Chicago Heights Italian fare.

All affected will survive.

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