Next Up: Starts With A 'T,' Ends With A 'Im Sykes'


CNBC is running a special on a day trader named Tim Cutt. Why? I don't know but it's actually marginally entertaining. Tim shorted AAPL, even though it was his favorite stock, on September 18th. Now he's going long on Jobs. When asks why he'd rather take matters into his own hands instead of getting someone else to manage his money, Tim says "If you're going to lose a horse race, you'd rather do it on your own horse than their camel."
Update: Amazingly, the budding Buffett added, "I feel like a eunuch at a sex party. So much to do but no tools to do it with."