I wake up in the morning
and write hacks to tweak your hacks
Then I find your hack is broken
so I have to roll mine back.

You keep on usin' frameworks
'cause those algorithms hard
then your code runs like molasses
and it's bloated; full o' lard.

Your buffer's full o' pixels
but you laid 'em out in threes
Dude, you left out alpha?
what am I to do wit' these?

	- Chris Wright, 2011.03.25

Whereto from here?

Not Quite Entirely Antiquated: Some of the Usual Suspects:
(brought to you in Alphabetical Order by Surname)
Ancient History: