Keeping it Real

Profile Sent in by Kelly:

My favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food:

I like books that are nonfictional. It seems like every book about fiction things is exactly the same. Good guys win, bad guys lose. Real life is more unpredictable than that so I like reading about real life books. Same with movies. Real movies only, for the most part. Movies where bad guys win I think are more entertaining.

Favorite season is spring. Everything smells nicer. Even my stinky regions. I don't know if it's special spores in the air or what that fasten onto my moister parts but there you have it. What do you like most about springtime?


  1. I like getting tiny and riding those spores around.

  2. This could be plausible, if OP lives at a nudist colony...



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