92 definition by asdf

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This is the infamous F-word. the first swear word anyone learns. it is the most versatile word in the english language, with most of its definitions not within the english language. it can be used any way you like, insert it in between any word, sentence, letter. it probably fits. the definitions below are some common usages and phrases.

1. v. to have sex
2. n. the act of having sex
3. adj. with suffix -ed. general derogatory meaning
4. a general insult
5. n. attention or care of (usually lack thereof)
6. v. to disregard, ignore (used with -it, -that)
7. v. to mess up, destroy, mangle, etc. (used with suffix -up)
8. exclaimation of emotion
9. derogatory dismissal
10. expression of confusion
11. very, extremely
12. n. a person you don't like
13. bother, agitate
14. v. to be in distress
1. i like to fuck.
2. that was a good fuck.
3. he is fucked.
4. fuck you.
5. i don't give a fuck.
6. fuck that.
7. he fucked up the car really badly.
8. oh, fuck!
9. fuck off.
10. what the fuck?
11. that was fucking amazing.
12. he's a fucker.
13. are you trying to fuck with me?
14. I'm fucked.
by asdf May 13, 2003

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(British) Kicking somebody when they're down.
Once it became obvious he would be fired, the entire office took the chance to put the boot in.
by asdf April 19, 2005

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I think lifetime is for man-hating lesbians
by asdf March 17, 2004

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an intentional spelling mistake of like, often used in online chatrooms, forums, etc.
omg!!!! i'm liek teh 1337z0rz!11212@#!1
by asdf February 21, 2003

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something that is difficult or daunting
by asdf October 09, 2003

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by asdf May 28, 2003

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dip your nutsack into someone elses mouth... in a tea makeing process
did you tea bag your girlfriend while she was asleep
by asdf November 17, 2002

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