by Max Barry

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,246thLargest Mining Sector: 14,587thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,152nd
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Unity through Nationality
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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J o Jian Capture Squad B8

Population2.91 billion


The Empire of J o Jian Capture Squad B8 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.91 billion J o Jian Capture Squad B8ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.5%.

The strong J o Jian Capture Squad B8ian economy, worth 164 trillion Sauces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 56,420 Sauces, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is moderate. J o Jian Capture Squad B8's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

J o Jian Capture Squad B8 is ranked 223,328th in the world and 1st in Union of Minecraft Nations for Most Beautiful Environments, with 147.88 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,246thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 14,587thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,152ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 22,672ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,391stLargest Retail Industry: 23,889th

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