Dear Climatologists: It’s hard to get on board with global warming when it is snowing four days before May 1.

Dear Meteorologists: I understand that you are only reporting what you think the weather is going to be like but do you have to act so cheery when you give us the bad news?

Dear School Administrators: Although it is not your fault that it is SNOWING during SPRING break, I am still irritated with you. I put away all of the kids’ snow gear, boots, hats, and mittens. If school was in session they wouldn’t be teasing me to go outside.

Dear Husband of Mine: Next year, let’s not chance it. We’re going to go someplace warm at the end of April. Perhaps somewhere near the equator?  And while we’re at it, let’s leave the kids at home.