Funny Pregnancy Quotes

8:37 AM

Pregnancy isn't always beautiful and sometimes it can be downright funny. I wanted to share some quotes about pregnancy I ran across so that you could all share in a laugh with me. Don't get me wrong, being pregnant is a magical thing, but these are still funny!





"I'm a Pregasauraus...mess with me and you'll be extinct." - author Unknown

"Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly!" - Author Unknown


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  1. HA, hilarious! Sharing this with my newly pregnant sister now

  2. I've never heard these either...Super funny!

  3. Good stuff! Especially the one about touching the belly!

  4. LOL, you're always cracking me up with the stuff you find

  5. I never heard any of them either but I like the first quote.. Pretty cute, those days your all over the board with your emotions!!

  6. The touching the belly was annoying.

  7. I agree with the one by Dave Barry. It is so awkward if you ask someone about their pregnancy and they are not pregnant!



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