Suicide Jokes

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    A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she is doing and she replies, "I'm hanging myself."
    "You're supposed to put the noose around your neck, not your waist," said the onlooker. "I tried that," replied the blonde, "but I couldn't breathe."

    One jewish man tells a joke to a woman, so he says:
    "Why did hitler commit suicide?"
    She said: "I don't know."
    he replies:".... He saw the gas bill."
    Then she said:"That's horrible! How could you say that!"
    And he replies: "I'm sorry, I really shouldn't be joking about the holocaust. My great grandfather died in concentration camp."
    The girl replies: "I'm so sorry to hear that."
    And he says: "Yeah, it's sad, he fell off the guard tower."

    Why did Hitler commit suicide?
    - He got his gas bill

    Q. Two feminists jump off a cliff. Who wins?
    A. Society.

    1. James McDougal - Clinton's convicted Whitewater partner died of an
    witness in Ken Starr's investigation.
    Starbucks Coffee Shop in Georgetown. The murder happened just after she
    head, ruled a suicide.
    4. Ron Brown - Secretary of Commerce and former Democratic National
    Committee Chairman. Reported to have died more...

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