Monday, 19 August 2013

David Moyes is funny

David Moyes has had a successful start to his Manchester United career, winning one pointless hubcap and now his opening Premier League match with the club.  He celebrated by playing a practical joke on Everton and bidding £28m for their two best players

Fellaini's transfer clause just expired the other night, which was something like £24million, which means that Moyes either thinks Baines is worth £4m, or he's just trying to see how Everton respond.  Kinda like sending an ambiguous text to a girl you want to shag like 'wanna have sex?'  Now we just have to play the waiting game