Sunday, February 15, 2015

What Makes Tucker Carlson A Man?

The Daily Caller's editor-in-chief Tucker Carlson is a male.

But what makes him a man?

His high pitched giggle?

The way he bats his eyes?

The pep talk he gives his soft penis as he tries to rally it for sex?

"C'mon, little soldier, stand up, stand up for Jesus, stand up for Tucky.  I can't tuck if you won't stand up.  Tucky wants to tuck.  C'mon, Tucky's a mean mother tucker."

Or maybe it's the way he smells up a bathroom for hours after taking a dump?

Or the way he minces and flounces when speaking?

What makes Tucker Carlson a man?

[This is in reponse to The Daily Caller's "What Makes Bradley Manning A Woman?"]

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