“That’s not it.”

Happy 4th of July!  And now, an army joke.

A general  noticed one of  his soldiers behaving oddly.  The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown, and say, "That's not it" and put it down again.


The psychologist concluded that the solder was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army.

The soldier picked it up, smiled, and said, "That's it!".