The crazy thing about that Apple Watch 4 image is how it’s a round face but, thanks to being on a square watch, it accommodates eight complications. People say they aesthetically like round faces, but I honestly believe a square watch face is categorically better for a smartwatch.

This was a sight for sore eyes.


I’m glad Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. was renewed in any capacity but it’s funny how it was granted a shorter season when it’s one of the few shows to figure out how to handle a 22+ episode season (by splitting it into two related story arcs).

Hank: Look at the sun! Looks like… like…

Me [thinking but not wanting to jump in]: Tatooine. Tatooine.

Hank: Tatooine!

Me [thinking]: Yessss.

The bad air quality in the Pacific Northwest made it totally looked like the sun from Tatooine. Other than it just being the one sun.

I’ve got a little social media withdrawal, LinkedIn, but not “congratulate someone on a work anniversary”-level social media withdrawal.



Does whatever an ant can

Lifts things

Is industrious

Follows orders… uh

Hey, let’s do Spider-Man instead.

He tries to play the whole “bitten by a radioactive spider” thing all cool but I bet when he’s by himself Spider-Man eats a huge bowl full of flies like it’s cereal.

Sunday meal planning consists of French toast for breakfast, followed by French toast for lunch and finished off with a sensible dinner of… [squints]… looks like French toast again.

Having a kid aged 1: scatter pacifiers throughout crib.

Having a kid aged 14: scatter power bricks throughout house.

It is only a small exaggeration to say that I would pay upwards of, oh, a zillion dollars for more Breath of the Wild content right now.