quote by Larry Flynt

If Kim Jong Un and his henchmen were upset before, wait till they see the movie we're going to make.

— Larry Flynt

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I'm calling on the Supreme Leader of North Korea, or as I call him, 'Kim,' to do me a solid and cut Kenneth Bae loose.








No offence to Nicki Minaj, but her career has essentially been a Lil’ Kim tribute

Sorry, I didn't squat and grease myself and be naked next to Kim Lard-ashian.

I mean, no matter what you do - excuse me - you can never compete with her. You can win the Nobel Peace Prize and you can't compete with Kim Lard-ashian's ass.



Brunette is who I am obviously, it's my core.


I didn't expect to see Kim, but I'm gonna be professional when I really just want to sock her in the face


Kim Jong Il made his staff call him “dear” and spent the day drinking cognac. It's like I have a twin, ladies and gentlemen.


People like rumors. They're going to say things like, 'You was at the club with Lil' Kim, and you and Kanye West got into a fist fight.' You can't get upset. You've got to keep hope alive.


You can see they're stepping it up. In fact, they released 10 more photos of Kim Jong Un looking through binoculars.




Having a missile test is not the way for North Korea to sit down with the president Donald Trump, because he's absolutely not going to do it. And I can tell you, Kim Jong-un can sit there and say all the conditions he wants, until he meets our conditions, we're not sitting down with him.

To me [my marriage to Kim Kardashian] was real.

I would never go through something or do something that wasn't real or I didn't believe in, so I can really only speak for myself in terms of that.



Wasn't Saddam destroyed? Wasn't Gaddafi liquidated? Didn't Milosevic go to the Hague? All true. But Stalin survived. Kim Jong-un isn't doing too badly, either - though that's probably because he actually has nuclear weapons, as opposed to Iran which might or might not be trying to acquire them and thus remains on the Israeli-American target list.

Lil' Kim is my stage name and a character I use when I'm out working my livelihood.

As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape.

It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something Blew.'


The world won’t get more or less terrible if we’re indoors somewhere with a mug of hot chocolate,’ Kim said. ‘Though it’s possible it will seem slightly less terrible if there are marshmallows in the hot chocolate.




When I was in the hospital getting my sex change, I was just wishing I could be a pretty girl working in a mall. If I could have a crystal ball and see what I look like now - you know, modeling, David LaChapelle, hanging out with Daphne Guinness, singing with Lil' Kim, and traveling all over the world, I'd be like, "Wow, I can't believe this."

Kim's [Kardashian] just a funny person in general.

Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.

How did we go - in a relatively short amount of time - from Audrey Hepburn to Kim Kardashian? I don't know how that happened. Like did we all collectively slip and hit our heads as a society? Why are we accepting garbage as nourishment? I don't know what's going on.

But, in North Korea, it's just the opposite.

There's one story. It's written by the Kim regime. And 23 million people are conscripted to be secondary characters. There, as a youth, your aptitude towards certain jobs is measured, and the rest of your life is dictated, whether you'll be a fisherman or a farmer or an opera singer.

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