Senior Citizens

At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains.

"My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.

"I know what you mean.  My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee," replied another.

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a third, to which several  nodded weakly in agreement.

"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," another contributed.


Then there was a moment of silence. 

"Well, it's not that bad," said one woman cheerfully.  "Thank goodness we can all still drive."