The Regional Office is Under Attack! by Manuel Gonzales



The Regional Office is Under Attack! by Manuel Gonzales

What I Drank Prior: All of the beers and then some wine. Sufficiently drunk I promise. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? (my friends say thats mean)

Spoiler-free Overview:
ok so I’m gonna try really hard to explain this book. So, tehre are two POVs… One on the Regional Office’s side, the other tryna take ’em over. Thigns happen. Its basically an office that is under attack from the very people that it trained in the first place. Its crazy. Legitimately crazy. Robot hands? Super powers? Weird fuckin oracle shits? All of it.

Spoiler-free Thoughts:
Okay, so i finished this book and was liek “what the actual fuck just happened?” DId the quote go in the right spot there? not completely sure. BUt that’s how i feel about it. The book was weird AF but so good.

Characters: Okay ,so there was thsi character named Rose and she’s basically me. LIke, i copied and pasted some of her thoughts into a chat with Parker and he was like “yup, das you” and i had some trouble dealing with that. its tough having someone else in your mind. Its just odd.

Plot: Okay, so I’m reallly and truly not sure the plot. Is that…. weird? I loved it. I loved that i finished this novel not knowing what the plot was. Its weird.

Writing Style: It was wonderful. I loved it. ITs one of those things you write in a highschol yearbook “you rock don’t ever change”


Spoiler Thoughts:

All I have to say is two things:
1. The hostage situation was legit terrifying.
2. And so was the arm moving on its own.

That’s all.


What to pair it with: Loopy vodka shot. The vodka that tastes like foot loops? only because this book is WEIRD AF.

Rating: 4.5/5 Shots. ALL of the shots. they only lost .5 shots because i still have no idea what happened only that i loved it. That sounds horrible but i LOVED it.

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