[--------------------------------------------------------------------------] ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #754 `888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8 888 888 888 888 888 "My Babble File" 888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 888 888 888 888 888 " by Hooker's Ghost 888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 7/24/99 o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8 [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] {{{{{{{{jamesy}}}}}}}} that's not a meal! AND THEN WHAT, FUCKER!?@ YEAH ohhh... how deliciously shocking! how gently disturbing! Zyzzy, xggflls ereooZzz ytmsaJJj! ! ! adreiQQ! math is hard! girl power! soaring through the air, you are in control you work for satan? deflector is an evil marauder, not a working camera. MASTURBATION: NOT JUST FOR TEENAGERS AND AUTHORS! speak japanese? we enjoy it. dude, i'm doing what i want i was christened mary. that's my favorite song too! YO, THE TIME IS NOW! DO YOU REALLY WANT TO STAY INSIDE FOR THE REST OF YOUR PATHETIC LIVES? Conditions remained pretty much gay today, expect more of the same tomorrow. 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"maybe i should dance with the dead" - gumby dewd, he'z a lamer, mah nig dewd nig - pass dem awps mogel whenz the next dto coming!!!!!??????????!?!!??????? hey mongle im startin a text phile groop it's like there's a party in my pants - & everyone's invited! ha ha funny! i have taken a lethal dose of dto we're _cyberpunks_! sigh what the hell is your problem lately? why are you so fucking dumb? genetics? someone find me my prozac YOU ARE ALL MAINSTREAM MUFUQAS(*&/!$ BE PUNK(*&$" got the squeaky 800#? how do i op myself? ru female? then ur an awful gay guy fuck them. i don't need them. i'm different. (applause) oh, the divinity! hah! me: horny. you: cunt. fuck. now. i am crushing your head! crush! crush! crushing your head! crush! silly you! I LUV GANJA don't fuck in the bushes when you're covered with honey you withstand my golden rain the modem mafia are masters of something so primal, it's almost as funny as you are "hey cocksucker why aren't you getting back to me about my fucking hoe app?" - godd yuor mumz so stupid she seyd yuor dum to me but im not dum im smart lay off the 'shrooms, boy i refuse to understand kooky, eh? it's true! your in america, now speak english!! rock gummy bears! cool! kill! kill! death! kill! mike, where is poor mike? mike is writing bad poetry about the sand and the sun i be is happy to be here... hahaha, you know? fo' real.. aww shit man ya' a fag man.. fo' real? awww shit, you know? arrhg! i knew that one! I PHEAR BoW! the internet is gay wow! that's interesting! tie him to the masthead until he's sober anyone here interested in having netsex with a computer geek that hides behind his computer masturbating to text conversation? hi. i always feel closer to you when we use the same server, baby! learn how to use your fucking apostrophes, or go to hell#! whoo whoo, man. whoo whoo. you wanna hit the shit, muthafucka? my mind looks upon you and laughs i chortle at the cornucopia of connotations you need a cyberenema why the sad face? neko is just going to BLOW ME AWAY this issue, isn't he? sometimes i do bloodletting with my boyfriend 'cause it's sensual hehehe :) i want cock i just found some change up my creamy slit! you should _really_ look for work moan ahahaha! that's so dumb! my cousin has a REDBOX & it is so COOL 'cause that shows that he is a HACKER become my submissive why are you complaining, dork?! you've got cool hair hey guys!!!!!!! what's up???????????? U. R. BLACKLISTED!!!! HAHA REST IN PEACE LAMER!!!! if i were you i'd shoot myself write about me...automessag me....i will urine box you for good!!! what do you call 500 gay women? a militia etheridge that's easier than having SEX with YOUR MOTHER jamesy -- head of the dto pets !!! DTO == SEX !!! jesus? is that really you? am i hallucinating? if their r n-e woman out their dat like funy cute guyz pleeze reply 2 me in mail!!!!????????...........thanx!!!!! you are in hell. satan is here. you have a cow. there are no exits. you are in las vegas, being raped by two large samoan men. you are on fire and have no arms. they're ogne (1) graphomaniac - one who is crazy about writing get it? mike hunt. ah-hahahaha i'm so bad starting another stupid-ass e'zine? WOW. can i touch you? WHY SEE A PSYCHOLOGIST WHEN I CAN JUST WRITE FOR DTO? HAHAHA!#% we're-all-fucked-and-that's-pretty-damn-funny-in-a-sick-way-let's-forget-if-it's-a-serious-problem-or-not-hey-pass-the-doughnuts-i-wonder-if-i'll-ever-do-anything-but-float-around-&-have-anything-besides-a-rad-text-file-&-an-affectionately-named-unix-box mE t0o!#$% HOW POETIC HATE MAKES IT GOOD the elf says, "how philosophical thou art!" "phil no understand english" - soe hehe you're so WEIRD! whatEVER buddy biff! quick - get on aol! we need to surf the net! teenage social urges... hi, i'm hooker & i give head it's goth BOO FUCKING HOO some day i'll be a serial killer!@##@%*(!@(%*!#(% kewl!!!! :) :P hehe :P :) :) :) what a dork what's going on? HEY GUYS !# WHAT'S UP !?!! someone likes the outdoors a lot! silence why did god putt pot on the eardth if he did not want us to use it???? l8r master-bater... hahaha i can zone on the telephone all night long u kno.. holy crap, you're wacky can i lick you? i have nothing amusing to say in reference to your handle i hear you're happy! let's fuck! present company excluded, of course uhm whatever this is goodbye im picking my gun up now dp goodbyewoe'wgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''ooowwwwwww oh GOD!#% NO!$!@$ i advise you to not RUN AWAY and be HERE TONIGHT girls are so dumb u suck - good luck - you stupid fuck i have a special relationship with your cat copy, copy, copy if i see you do the macarena one more time, i swear it'll be your blood A GIFT - A ROSE - A SYMBOL my attention span can't handle it!!!! when HE put his arms around ME, HE made me feel special ain't that nutty? i know that you are looking for something to fill your void - god can fill it. i'd just like to express my worldwide plea for *someone* to please kick latoya jackson's teeth in! never trust a human being, because human beings are fucking idiots man, i hate people i'm hungry for you, baby rock on my daddy says i'm the best kisser in the whole world! you go squish now Well you *COULDNT* live life with out cool, funny people with good senses of humors could you???? I think not again! i quit, fascist bastard up my butt! strawberry sorbet, baby i've got two turntables and a poophorn iiii .. HATE BOLOGNA! crowd - "ooooh!" do aliens eat people? why do you smell like pee? [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #754 - BY: HOOKER'S GHOST - 7/24/99 ]