rating: +10+x

Item #: SCP-PL-000-J

Object Class:

Special Containment Procedures:


Hello employee. Unfortunately I have bad news for you… there isn't any SCP here. I understand your disappointment, I don't like it either. Well, If there isn't anything here, you can go make yourself a cup of coffee, buy a sandwich in the canteen, or just go take a nap. Make your workday count!

Hey, why are you scrolling? It's only a blank page, nothing else here. Go do something, I'm sure you can find some preoccupation that will get you a promotion.

I really don't understand you, employee. There is no SCP here, leave this page.

You can't read? Are you retarded?

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Hey, what are you doing?! Are you trying to read a SCP?!

Item #: SCP-PL-000-J



You are starting to irritate me, employee!

I wanted to be nice to you! I thought we would be friends!

Object Class: S███

It's starting to get boring!!!

Object Class: Safe


Yes, congratulations! You tried to read this docu… wait! THERE IS NO SCP! THIS IS NOT A SCP!!!!!!!!

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-PL-000-J doesn't pose a threat. Due to its anomalous properties, all the information describing SCP-PL-000-J must be contained in a single text document in a compu███████████████████████

You are so stubborn!!!!! Even your friends are insulting me!!! This is really a height of insolence!

If you really want it, then here you go. Go find your fucking SCP!!! Clown… You won't find anything, because there is nothing here!!!
