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20 Things That Will Happen If You Stand Around Long Enough

1. A bird will shit on you.
2. Someone will sell you a hot dog.
3. You will get run over by a vehicle.
4. A young couple will walk past, discussing the 1976 arcade racing game “Night Driver”.
5. There will be ebbs and flows in the stock price of the Coca-Cola Company.
6. Someone will ask you for a dollar.
7. You will catch the faint scent of grapes on the wind.
8. You will think about piracy.
9. A man dressed in colorful suspenders will appear, then disappear, from view.
10. A beloved television show will be cancelled.
11. Someone will claim to have made a major breakthrough in toothpaste technology, while someone else will dispute this claim based on the fact that it’s toothpaste, and how big a technological breakthrough could it be?
12. A war will break out.
13. Someone will say “Hit the bricks, fat stuff.”
14. A drunk guy will decide the hot girl bartender likes him.
15. Someone will push you down in the snow.
16. Aquatic life will evolve.
17. A decision will be made over the flip of a coin.
18. A passing child will while to its mother about peanut butter.
19. Vomit.
20. The world will end.

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