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The 3 Ws of Bayard T. Storey ‐ Wisdom, wine, and wit

Bayard T, Storey (July 13, 1932-June 4, 2017) spent his academic career at the University of Pennsylvania School of Medicine. After training in chemistry (B.S. in Chemistry from Harvard University; M.S. in Chemical Engineering from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology; Ph.D. in Chemistry from Harvard University), he spent several years working on ion-exchange resins at Rohm and Haas in Philadelphia. Only in 1965 did he return to academia as a 33-year-old post-doctoral fellow, with Britton Chance at the Eldridge Reeves Johnson Foundation for Medical Physics at the University of Pennsylvania.