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Notes on the Use of a Cane

The neurologist, after an admirable and skillful examination, explained that he had found mild impairment of equilibrium. It was probably—but not certainly—attributable to peripheral neuropathy, and would get worse. Perhaps there was a lesion in the cerebellum. His final words were, "I strongly urge you to get a cane." Later that afternoon I borrowed my wife's. It is made of brown wood and is shaped like an inverted J.